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Episode Transcript

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It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to The Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app KFI AM six forty. It is The Conway Show. It's
Friday. Thank God, it's Friday. What a horrible week, week and
a half two weeks we've had herein LA. We had the mayor of
Los Angeles her house was broken intowhile she was home with her kids,

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wildly embarrassing, a lot of highprofile shootings, some stabbings, some murders.
We also had the UCLA, theUSC students being told to get the
hell off campus at USC, thenover Ucla the following days, and it
was just a really it's a reallylong week for people in La, a

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long week. The whole world waslooking at us, and we don't want
the world to look at us inthat way. You know, when you're
on a plane and you're going crosscountry or I don't know, you're going
on a couple of two three hourtrip maybe to Chicago, and there's always
some body on the plane that getsthe attention of everybody. Either they're loud,
they're misbehaving, they're drunk. Somebodyis getting the attention and you're keeping

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an eye on that guy. Everybodyis we were that guy. We were
that guy on the plane. Everybodywho's looking at us like we fed up?
And we did and were We getthe Olympics. In four years,
the entire world voted that this citywas the best place to have the Olympics.
You know, let get a loadof that. Huh. How crazy

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is that they picked Los Angeles toget the Olympics out of all the beautiful
cities in the world, all thebeautiful countries, all the fantastic I you
know, I heritage and different racesand languages and and you know, and
celebrations around the world, you know, long long generations of people who've been

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living in a community for a longtime time, Like for instance, the
United States, is what crozer twohundred and seventy five hundred and eighty years
old. It's really getting there?Is that two hundred and eighty two fifty
two sixty? So by that Ithink I should know that forty eight?
Is it two forty eight with thirtythree six? Yeah? Is it fifty
two forty eight, because it's comingup in two fifty right twenty, Okay,

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I'll buy that two fifty. You'rethe mathematician, yeah, but not
a history matician. So I sortof boot that one by forty six to
forty six. Okay, two foursix seventeen seventy six too. Is that
the date we're going by. Yeah, I'm playing those numbers twenty four now
seven to forty eight then right,yes, two four eight four eight,

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I'm playing those numbers in the derbytomorrow, relliant, I really want to
know how those turned out for atrifect. Okay, give me an idea
of why I drive a two thousandand seven car. I'm picking numbers out
off the radio to play. Butanyway, so we're two hundred and forty
eight years old as a country.Congratulations, everybody. One of the newest

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countries in the world. You know, except for like Yugoslavia that we split
them up in some of these othercountries that are split up that used to
be a big, huge ass countryand now they're small little countries. Except
for those, we're one of thenewest countries in the world. Newest countries
in the world. Chinese, Ithink are five thousand years old. I
think the Chinese people have been aroundin China for five thousand years. I'd

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have to look that up. ButI think that's true. Five thousand years
and we're two hundred and fifty yearsold. We're a child compared to the
Chinese. They've been around four orfive times twenty times longer do we have,
Yes, says more than four thousandyears, So protty close, all
right, So let's say four thousand, you know, maybe forty five hundred.

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They've been around for four thousand yearslonger than we have four thousand years.
We're the child on the block,and we're misbehaving like a child,
misbehaving, and everybody's looking at us, and it's not good, not good
at all. And and and weall do embarrassing crap. You know,

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we had UCLA that was embarrassing.Usc that was embarrassing, the guy that
ripped off the mayor's house that wasembarrassing. On Metro. How many people
getting killed and stabbed and punched,that's embarrassing. The crime on the streets,
the people stealing embarrassing, embarrassing,embarrassing. And I know something a
little bit about embarrassment because I didsomething today. When I walked in I

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saw steph Uge Kiki and who Ithought was Richie sitting there at the producer's
desk. I go, hey,it's the fearsome threesomes. Would you see
them from the back? Well,yeah, from the side angle, I
got pretty close. I got prettyclose to me. From the front,
well, I don't know. Dighimself out of the hole, you know,

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I don't know. If I did, I would admit that I did,
because I'd probably have done that inthe past. That is the biggest
smile I've seen on Robin so far. She's kind of enjoying this a little
bit. So was Rob's head down? Yes, he was down. It
was that when I when I initiallysaw her, it was down. I
saw the top of her head.Then when I got closer in her head
Nope. When I got closer,I saw that it was Robin. But
I had already committed to Richie,and so I said, hey, Kiky,

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steph ushin Richie. And she popsher ahead and I go, oh,
Robin, sorry, you got itas she put her head up.
So that's good. At least Iknow your name. There's another guy that
came down the hall. They saidhe was the new news editor, and
I'm like, I have no ideathat is oh. Brian Low. Brian
Low Tom, Tom Brian. Isit Brian or Tom? Is it Tom

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Low? Steve? Steve Brian Low? Who's the new news direction, isn't
it? It's Brian? Brian Man. He introduced myself. He comes up
to me in the hall and hegoes and he goes, hey, I'm
Brian, and go, hey,Brian, you in sales, because now
I'm not in sales, I'm I'mwrite the news. I'm well, you
know, they don't introduce people theydon't know and introduce something that shah,

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you're the only person that does that. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
I don't know half the people here. So I rob and I apologize.
At least I got the the gaything right though, right did you say
I got that right to this?I got that right? Hey, let
me ask you something and then maybeshould ask that's off the air. But

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is there is there a saying?By the way, you said you were
gay yesterday, and that's why Ibrought it up, because you brought it
up. I was I was notgonna bring it up unless you brought it
up. I don't I don't.I don't out people like them. But
is there a saying in the gayI don't know how deeply entrenched you are
in the community. So maybe you'renot at all, And that's that's possible

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as well. But is there asaying in that community, dude, don't
be a heterosexual. Don't be straight. Yeah, don't be straight, don't
be straight. We do make funof of straight people, of straight men.
Oh that's great, straight men,straight men, but not straight women.
You don't make fun no, unlessthey're like valley girls. No,
you know I I would if Iwas like a single guy, unmarried and

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not riding a motorcycle, I wouldfeel about an inch tall compared to you
at this station. She's married toa woman, she's got a wife and
a motorcycle. She's knocking it out, all right. What are the things
you make fun of us? Straightguys, straight white guys, or any
straight guys, just any of themthat hit on us? Oh? Is
that right? Yeah? And andwhat is uh what are some of the

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derogatory terms used for white, straightwhite guys. I can't say that on
air? Oh you can't. No, really, no, yeah, it's
pretty disturbing. Can you say tome off the air and I'll clean it
up? Sure? Okay? Oh? Break right, great? Right,
right, break let's take a breakand we'll come back. And I want
to find out what they are,what the sayings are for for gay females,

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derogatory comments towards straight men. Iwant to know what they listened to
for. Look, if LA isgoing to be embarrassing, I might as
well pile on. I might aswell pile on and go down with the
ship. What the hell you're listeningto? Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I Am six forty. Ifound out what the gay community calls straight

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men. And I can't even beginto talk about it on the air.
I can't. I can't. Ican't water it down enough to throw it
out over here. Very disappointed inyou. Yeah, I know I used
to have balls. You know whathappened? You used to get suspended.
I think I got too old,too fat, you know, But I

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don't think. I mean, I'vebeen suspended three times in radio, and
uh, and I think that's enough. You know, it's sort of a
radio had trick. I haven't beensuspended yet. Tell me, I'll put
it out there. But you've neverbeen suspended? No, you got to
be kidding. I know, withall the F bombs I've dropped f bombs.
Nothing. I've heard some stuff comeout of you that said, wow,

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man, good for you. Well, yeah, good for you.
But I know, if you're notgetting suspended, I guess you're not really
trying, are you. Well,that's my theory, but I believe I
would have guessed if if if somebodyasked me to put a thousand dollars on
how many times you've been suspended,I'd say like eight. But but zero.
That's Sharon Man, she's a suspensionqueen. Yeah. Well, I

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protect people with the dump button.People don't protect me from the dump button.
M hmm. I'm gonna dig deeperinto what the meaning of that is.
I don't know, but I'm goingto get you. Now. You're
looking for another suspension? Yeah,I know, would not be well.
I'm going to give everybody a atip. Okay, And this is this

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is from a doctor, this isfrom this is not about me, okay.
And I swear on my my wife'slife, Bellio's life, Krozier's life,
Robin's life, steph Ouje Kiki's life. I swear on their lives.
It's not about me. But therewas somebody that I know, and they

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recently had hemorrhoid surgery. Hemorrhoid surgery. That's how bad it got. And
it wasn't you, It was notme. And by the way, I
got a flashlight if anybody, uh, you know, Robin or anybody wants
to uh, you know, wantsto what you know, uh and dive
further into seeing if it was indeedme. So, okay, was not

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me. We got that settled.And this person recently had hemorrhoid surgery and
he said it was the most painfulthing he's ever gone through. And his
doctor gave him a tip, andI'm gonna give that tip to you,
okay, because the doctor said,the doctor asked them, when you go
number two, how long do youspend on the pond? And he's that

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he usually has his cell phone withhim, you know, half hour,
forty five minutes. And he said, never bring your cell phone with you
to when you're doing your business.The longer you stay on that pot,
the more susceptible you are to havinghemorrhoids that are going to have to be
surgically operated on. Oh, don'tlinger on the porcelain, don't linger on

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and off, don't bring your cellphone with you do your business and get
the hell out. You knew therules, you knew the boundaries. Mahallo
out of here. But there's atip for you. I didn't know that.
I didn't know that tip. Ido now, But don't bring your
cell phone with him. Remember beforecell phones, I think I heard Shannon
Farren talking about this one day yearsago. Before cell phones, used to

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read the back of a shampoo bottle. Like anything you get your hands on,
you just read the back of.I mean, we have this whole
cottage industry of books from books,that's right. My brother still does that
to this day. Does what readhim? Poo oh? Is that right?
Yeah? Okay, he refuses tobring his phone in. That's a

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good idea. Then he's onto something, because you know, that's how you
get surgery. I have to havesurgically removed hemorrhoids or get a squatty potty.
Yeah, you can get a squattypotty, but I don't know how
you. I mean, that's anAmazon purchase if I've ever heard of one
on the gift No, No,I don't think if you go into Target
and walk around for a half hourwith that in your cart. Well,

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they have stools right. My grandmotheralways had a stool in her in her
bathroom and I thought just because shewas short and she couldn't reach the sink,
but no, she was squatty pottyingit up in the sixties. It
doesn't help facilitate, it does,but that's a real You gotta have a
couple of welcome mats on top ofthat, a target stools for your stools.

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Yeah, that's right, that's whatit should be called. Thank you.
But there's a tip for everybody becausewe've had a rough couple of weeks
in LA. So don't spend alot of time on the pot on and
off, on and off. Yougotta be like a dog. You're seen
a dog in the bathroom. Theydon't hang around thirty seconds. Yeah,
at their business done and move on. Right. You never heard of a
dog having surgery on his hemorrhoids.Just don't stick your nose into it afterwards,

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that's right. But dogs, theythey go and they're gone. They
go and they're gone. And bythe way, I've noticed this with dogs
with our dogs, they don't mindme watching, don't. They prefer it
like they're like you're keeping a lookoutfor them. I don't know because they're
in a vulnerable state. I don'tknow, but I you know, when
when I stare at them when they'rewhen they're throwing the dues, they never

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seem to care. And did theymake eye contact with you too? No,
but it's hard to stop looking,you know, when you start looking
at it's hard to pull away.Well, I think you should look,
you know, to make sure thatit's okay that everybody's or just yours yours
is really we're talking about the dogagain. No, I was talking about
Oh, all right, here comesanother suspension. John, all right,

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we'll see you guys Wednesday. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. Alex Michaelhas a show on every single Friday,
and I called the issue is andhe also hosts our anchors the News on
Channel eleven as well. I thinkfive six and I don't go straighten out,
but he's on with us Alex Michaelsand how you Bob being wrong with

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you being don buddy? What acouple of weeks in LA How embarrassing?
Huh? It has been shameful andsad, But we're getting the Olympics in
four years. How do we straightenup? Don't we have to? Well,
you know, if you think aboutsome of the other Olympic hosts,
like China or all the rest ofthem, who just had totalitarianism, Okay,

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that's how they got they got readyfor it, all right. I
don't know. I mean, youknow, it's a you know la.
The great thing about living here itsort of represents the best and worst of
humanity at the same time. Right, we have so much greatness and I
think the Olympics will will showcase that. Okay, but but look, we
had U c l A this week, We had Mayor's House two weekends or

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week and a half ago. Wehave metro bus drivers who don't want to
go to work because they don't wantto get killed. And then we have
the stealing, We have the Lakerscoach being fired, to Panga Canyons close,
homelessness, USC graduation canceled, andand it seems to all be piling
up. Maybe we're getting it allout of the way so when the Olympics

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comes, you know, we'll welcomethe world. I don't know. I
love how you include the firing ofDarvin Ham on the list of all of
those other things. But it's likeone thing is not like the other.
But it's a big deal to fireyour your NBA coach, you know,
the head coach the Lakers. That'sa big game, especially when he's got
two years left on it, rightthat they're going to be paying him five

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million dollars a year not to coach, which is an interesting choice, and
I think I showcase of how muchpower Lebron James has within that organization right
now. All right, so youinterviewed Bill Maher, Is that right?
Bill Maher is the guest is well, yeah, that's kind of cool.
Yeah. Did you ask him aboutthe riots or the unrest that UCLA.

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I did, and he sort oftalked about, in his view, the
need for a what he calls apage one rewrite for elite education in this
country. His feeling is that eliteeducation has gone way off the rails and
that many of these professors are sortof indoctrinating some of our students with what

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he thinks are you know, whathe calls a woke ideology, which he
says is is ten steps past,you know, the subway stations of what's
normal, and that we've gone waytoo far into extremism that is not rational
where people are and you have theseoutcomes that are really dangerous and sad for
our country. Can I play youa piece of audio tape that I did

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back in nineteen seventy eight, andmaybe you can see the point of why
I'm playing it when we're done,Can I play for you? Okay?
Okay? Right? Excited to hearit's on Bolding Green Radio. All right
here it is up here, theshow on BGSU radio. And man,
oh man, I tell you theseprofessors are just indoctrinating these kids more and
more. Nineteen seventy eight. Gasprice is a dollar twenty nine? Can

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you believe that a buck twenty nine? We're paid? So you get the
point, right? Is that anactual clip where you're doing an improv actual
clip? Nineteen seventy eight? Okay, Bowling Green, Ohio. But what
I'm trying to say in a clumsyway is that people have been have known
this for years and decades, andhow come Bill Maher is just getting on

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the train. Well, in fairnessto Bill Maher, he's been going off
on rants about what's happening on collegecampuses for a long time. As somebody
who regularly watches his show. He'sbeen doing that for at least ten or
fifteen years, so I don't knowif he's new to it on that,
but I do think that there areother folks that are waking up to this,

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that are looking at some of thoseimages of what's happening at college campuses
and are really discussed how did weget here? But then I also feel,
and I'm sure you do too,for the kids that are on these
college campuses and think about what theirlives have been like. This is an
generation that lost their high school graduationbecause of COVID, much of their college

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experience was spent doing remote learning.All of the crises that they've seen,
you know, time after time,all of the institutions that have failed us
during their lifetime, and the impactof social media in the way that they
communicate with each other, that theydate each other, that they learn.
I mean, all of it islike stuff that we've never studied before.

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And there's a lot of effects ofall of that technology that I don't think
we're going to know for some timein terms of, you know, the
way that it changes people's brain chemistryand changes the way that they interact with
the world. I think there issomething to that. I think we've let
this generation down. But then again, you know, Eleg's our parents sort

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of left us down as well.You know, every generation lets their kids
down and you got to figure itout on your own, and we did
and they're not. Indeed, althoughin my case, I think my mom,
you know, has so embraced meso much that I have issues of
still separated therapist. Okay, sowho wore the pants? I mean,

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who is the disciplinarian in your house? Your dad or your mom? I
mean I think a little bit ofmy dad, but my mom was could
be pretty tough when she needed tobe. What about you? Definitely my
mom. My dad never ever,I never heard him raise his voice,
and I never heard him swear inhis entire life except once. That's something

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once he swore once in his life. He was going in for surgery.
He had he had cancer and Ithink it was prostate cancer and it was
the first, you know, beginningstages. But they had to go in
and surgically remove some the polyps andso is at Cedar Sinai and I was
there with my stepmother, my stepsister, my sister, and myself, four

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of us and as he was beingushered into surgery, the doctor said,
can you all go in and talkto him individually? Just give me a
pep talk, say everything's gonna beall right. You got two minutes each,
and then we're gonna take him intosurgery. So my sister goes in,
comes out crying. My stepsister goesin, comes out crying. My
stepmother goes in, comes out crying. I go in and I said,
hey, Dad, I said,I'll slip that robe on and change places

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with you. I'll take the surgery. You go deal with those three women.
And he grabs the gurney, andhe grabs the gurney, he goes,
not an effing chance. How greatis that? How lucky are you
to have one of the funniest peopleon the planet as your father. Yeah,

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that's a very funny, interesting,interesting way to grow up, buddy,
A lot of fun. All right. So tonight, Bill maher for
the entire half hour, Bill marfor the half hour. Indeed, did
you go to his house? Didyou go to his podcast? Where'd you
meet him? And are you friendswith him? I'm the first time I
ever met him. I've wanted tohave him on the show since we started.

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We went to a place called TheWoods, which is a pot store
slash lounge which Mark co owns withWoody Harrelson. Wow. It's in West
Hollywood on Santa Monica Boulevard and inthe back it's like a jungle oasis from
all these plants and animals and fish, and they have these cabanas set up

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and this is where people can goand smoke and rent these out for parties
and other things. And so hehas, you know, a really beautiful
setup there and La Magazine was throwinga party for him because he's on the
cover of La Magazine this month,and so that's where we met up with
him and sat down with him.That's called the Woods. The Woods,
Yeah, I think Woody Elson isyou know, is one of the reasons

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for that. Yeah, oh Isee, I see. Okay, it's
a play on Woody Harrelson's name.Yeah, all right, it wasn't called
The Mars exactly. Okay, buddy, you're the best tonight ten thirty.
The issue is, and real quickly, people want to know what USC is
doing for graduation. You're an alum, you know what's going on that what's
happening. So they're going to bedoing these satellite ceremonies where you graduate with

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your individual school. But then they'retalking about doing almost like a group sort
of concert thing or something that theyannounced today that they're going to be doing
in the coliseum. The whole thingjust seems like a mess that every group
is pissed off at the same time. Right, unbelievable. You're old enough
to remember this. Six days Italked to Petros about this. Petros Powadegas.

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Six days after the La riots innineteen ninety four US he had a
full graduation. Yeah, isn't thatI tell you something. Although I will
say, the person who's got tobe feeling the best about what happened at
you see it is the president ofUSC Curry, no kidding, because their
decision to break up those encampments onday one. Look, I'm pretty good,
that's what you say. That's right, buddy, appreciate you. Coming

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on. We'll talk to you nextweek. Have a great weekend. Maybe
we'll see you out there at thatBeach Life festival in Redondo Beach. Yeah,
ding dong with you, all right, dig dong with you, buddy?
All right? There he goes.Alex Michaelson. Whenever you say to
somebody, hey, maybe we'll seeyou out this event, and they just
scream back ding dong, they're notgoing. But I might be going.
And I think Bellio is going aswell. I think Robin's gonna go.

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He's gonna take a motorcycle out there. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
De Maya from KFI AM six forty. Yes, what a weekend coming up.
We have that beach Festival going on, and I don't know if Bellio,
if you're going or not. Sometimesyou threaten to go. I don't
know, maybe you're going. No, you know, I do want to
go because I want to go downand see Neil Savedra the four that's right,

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he'll be on tomorrow from two tofive. Yes, and it's supposed
to be a spectacular event, soyes, it's gonna be great. It's
gonna be all weekend long tonight ortoday, tomorrow and Sunday at Verdondo Beach,
right on the beach there. You'regonna love it. Beachliffestival dot com
for tickets and you're gonna see someof the biggest names in music, Sting

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Incubis, My Morning Jacket, devoZz, top Seal, Dirty Heads,
and more. The lineup is insane, so it says, right there,
location is a beautiful beach life festivalat one of a kind at Rodondo Beach,
and it's four beautiful stages. It'sgonna be great all weekend long.

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Not sure how much tickets are,but I'll bet it's a deal, and
it's an interesting idea. The weather'sgoing to be absolutely perfect for it.
You know, usually at this timeof year it's ninety five degrees out,
but not this year. The SanFernando Valley this weekend. This weekend,
the high is gonna be sixty eightdegrees on Saturday and sixty eight degrees on

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Sunday the high the low is fortynine. On Monday. In the San
Fernando Valley the low is forty eightdegrees. Forty eight degrees. And now
let me check the weather for thebig Beach Life Festival today. The highest
sixty eight Tomorrow, sixty seven.On Sunday, the high is sixty four

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degrees. The high in Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Manhattan Beach sixty four
degrees. That's sweater weather. Thelow is fifty two fifty four on Sunday,
fifty two on Monday, the lowis in the fifties. So bring
your sweater to the beach Life festivalssweater weather. It's going to be fantastic.

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And I don't know Bellio, ifI guess, you know, i'd
like to go, But yeah,you can go, yeah, yeah,
come on down because I'm going.You're going. You know how much fun
you would have, Oh, I'dhave a blast. Unbelievable. If you're
going to the mountains this weekend,the low is going to be thirty two
degrees. That's freezing on Sunday,thirty seven on Saturday, thirty three,

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thirty two on Sunday, the highestsixty and forty eight, so it's going
to be even cold. On Sunday. Thirty three is the low in the
mountains Big Big Bear, and thehighest forty eight degrees. Forty eight degrees
is the high in Big Bear thisweekend. That's the warmest. It's going
to be forty eight degrees. That'scrazy. And then down in Belliot Country,

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down in Orange County, sixty ninedegrees on Saturday, sixty six degrees
on Sunday. That is wildly freezingfor this time. Of year for the
first week of May. Tomorrow isthe Kentucky Derby, of course people know
that. And tomorrow is uh,Mondo's going to be out the La County
Fair trying to get his fourth Blueribbon for his guacamole. Come on,

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Mondo, let's go. Mondo andCrozier will be at the ren Fair.
Yes, dressed up and with anaccent. Yeh, all right, all
right, not saying what accent,but yeah, it'll probably be an accent
involved in somewhere. And then onSunday, Mondo is going to be a
Lucibor man. This whole show's turnedinto Mondo's appearances. Lucid Or Brewer Brewery,

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Brewer Brewery, Yeah, right offthe seventy one and sokel Canyon but
not spelled sc al. It's soqu l e l. I think somebody
goof that mess that up. Butthat's gonna be Sunday at noon. You
got to get there early if youwant the guacamoa. It's forty two bucks

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for two pounds of guak and somechips. That's a deal for the best
guacamole in La That is a sweet, sweet deal. So get on out
there, all right. This isinteresting. If you were a cruise fan
and you're a veteran of cruises,maybe you've taken ten, twelve, fourteen
or under your belt. Maybe youwant to expand and try a new type

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of cruise. We've got it foryou. If you're thinking about taking a
cruise but don't want the hassle withpacking all those clothes, this might be
for you. Well pack extra sunscreen, though, I think that might be
a good rule. A knue cruise, a tourism company this, how about
that? A nude cruise, Anude cruise, A nude cruise. I

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don't know. I don't know atall if we're ready for that. I've
seen cruisers. There's a reason whythere's nine buffets every day. That is
the main attraction, the buffet.They get up in the morning at five
o'clock and people start eating from fiveam until one am or two am,

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and all they do is eat allday long. The busiest place on a
cruise ship is not the bridge.It's not the theater, it's not the
shops or the mall. It's thekitchen. The kitchen is always humming.
People go on cruises so they caneat and sleep, mostly eat but also

(29:03):
sleep. And I'm not sure ifthat's the crowd that should be bopping around
in sans clothes. A nude cruise, a nude cruise, A nude cruise,
a nude cruise. A tourism companythat specializes in clothing optional vacations is
offering an eleven day nudest cruise fromMiami to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico.

(29:27):
At least the weather's warm. Iwonder if when you get on the nude
cruise, if you're nude, ifthat's a no no, you have to
wait to get on the ship,Like if you get out of your taxi
cab and you're stuck to the seatbecause you've been sweating little and you walk,
you have no luggage, you know, you're just walking, you know,
with a blow dryer and a comb. I'd be willing to bet the

(29:49):
cruise lines discouraged that if for noother reason, that other people may decide
to not go on the cruise afterall, Okay, that's possible, but
what do you bring on a nudecruise. You can't bring liquor with you.
You can bring toothpaste, deodorant,and a comb, and I think
that's it. And maybe and awallet and a wallet and a phone.

(30:11):
What was that? And it socks? Well, I don't know. I
don't know if you're nude if youhave socks on, maybe some slides you
can have cold teat you know,yeah, maybe, I don't know.
The naughty nutty sandals, Yeah,bring the sandals and whoever this commentary anchor
was. Bring the sunscreen, yes, lots of sun Yeah. The passengers

(30:34):
will not be able to go nakedthe entire time. Clothes will be required
in the ship's dining areas. Thankgoodness. Wow. Wait, isn't that
ninety percent of the ship the diningarea you have the breakfast hall, the
launch area, the food court,the steakhouse, the Italian joined, the

(30:56):
Japanese restaurant, the sushi restaurant.I think most of it is. It's
like a floating restaurant, dining areas. Thank goodness, Wow, I don't
that's the cruise. I don't thinkI want to go on. I've already
signed up. Why wouldn't you wantto go on it? That's the cruise.
I don't think I want to goon. I've already signed up.
What a prude, you know?Walking around with clothes on? All day.

(31:19):
I'd go on that cruise. Maybeshould a remote from that cruise?
What do you think? What doyou say, Bellio, I'm in,
I am in, I did cruise. I saw this. She had her
headphones off, so I just askedher, Hey, belly, what do
you think? Amen? Yeah,no problem, let's wrong. That would

(31:41):
be great to do a live remotefor eleven days from that cruise. Eleven
days, eleven remotes or whatever,five six, seven remotes. That would
be fun to do. Let's findout when it's leaving. Don't get on
that ship and move around a littlebit. That's some thing I wonder if
you bring standard sunblock or also zinceverything. Yeah, that has to do

(32:07):
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