Hour 3 | Always Fight @ConwayShow @MarkTLive

Bellio prank called a lot of places as a pre-teen and got in some trouble // 81-year-old 'serial slingshot shooter' arrested for vandalism in Azusa // Keep fighting you are never alone // Cross talk with Mo’Kelly 

Episode Transcript

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It's KMF. I am sixty andyou're listening to the Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app. And SharonBelly has just come in. Yeah,
Sharon came in just to shoot thebreeze going on with you. Hey,
what's going on? How are youdoing that? I'm doing really well?
Thanks? All right. Sharon's reallythe she's the push behind social media,

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behind bringing the show. Tim.I don't mean this in a disrespectful
way, but she brings the showto another level in terms of your presence
in footprint on social media. AndKe does there. I'll give her that.
Yeah, but without him I couldn't. Oh no, no, no,
Tim is critical obviously, he's missioncritical participates. I couldn't do the
show without you guys, without allof us, or yeah, without all

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of you guys, but one ofus. If you took one of us
out, could you still do theshow? Oh? Yeah? Like who
could you take out? I thinkalmost anybody? Who is there? One
person you couldn't take out? Butno, I mean it works better with
all of you. But like whenone's missing, it still works pretty good.

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I barely notice. Do you knowAngel's not with us tonight? Yes?
She is Angel's with us? It'sWill. Oh, that's Will cole
Shriver. Oh. I thought hewas up in the helicopter. He didn't
notice. Angel's really not with us. No, okay, I miss her.
Then. Yeah, she's part ofthe programming. She is part of

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the crew. No, I'll die. I might get in trouble for this,
but I'm gonna tell you the storyanyway. How about that we will
stay on high alert. Okay.I am a big fan of John and
Ken show. Yeah, forever andever, and I can't believe when I
started working, I got to meetthose guys. And I came in one
day to do the Cross and Kenwas sitting there. John was sitting here,

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and I came in and sat thereand we pitched what we were going
to do for the evening shows onseven to ten. And then the cross
part of it was over and they'replaying commercials and I said, hey,
where's your producer Ray? And Johnsaid he's in the other room. And
Ken said, no, no,no, no, he hasn't been here

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for two days. He didn't know. He didn't see. You would know
if I wasn't here, correct,I know when you're not here. Okay,
Yeah, but the show is betterwhen you're here. The show's better
when Angels here. The show's muchbetter when Krozier is here, much better
when Crozier's here. Well, Iwas, I could have used the qualify
for any of them. I'm justyou know, you're just trying to wait.

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Wait, do you think it's muchworse when Krozers here? Is that
what you're trying? No, no, no, no, you put the
qualifier, the much better you putit. Angel, it's better, it's
better Crozier, it's much better.She was kind of I take that back,
Yeah, that it's that it's betterwhen everybody's here and when Mark's here.

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Oh yeah, yeah, it's it'sit's much much better. That's great.
Yeah. But but Bell told agreat story last week that I listened
back to because when when I getemail saying Balio did something funny, I
was like, oh, go backto the show to listen to it.
And they were right when you gotarrested. I was not arrested. I

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was not arrested. You came veryclose to getting arrested. They visited the
house, the cops showed up toarrest I don't know if they were going
to arrest me. The cops showup to find out what the problem is,
and if they find the problem andit's big enough, they take the
person with them. I don't thinkthat is I could have gotten arrested for
that, can you? No?I don't think so. I mean,

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well you harassed? I mean,might you harass someone by phone? Why
do you think the cops showed upbecause there was complaints? Okay, that
somebody was doing something illegal. Idon't think it was illegal. I think
it was. I agreed charity wasillegal. They may not have wanted to
haul you in, but it wasthey were. What were you doing,

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brother Conway is right? I wasmaking prank phone, but you were buying
stuff? Well, I was orderingthings to be delivered to the house thirteen
years old. Okay, you're orderingthings to be delivered to the house,
then you were you were going topay for that? You were still I
didn't think things through. By theway, did you or did you order
it to your house? No?I ordered to a friend. Yeah that's

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how did they know it was you? How did they know to come to
your row because my friend's parents,uh were not happy? Order? Well,
I ordered like pizza and some limegreen tuxedos for a wedding and you
know things like that. But theguy who owned the lime Green tuxedo shop
in Golden Colorado, what was hisuh business? A fallback if that didn't

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work out? Oh, it don'tmake me feel bad. No, But
if the guy it was lime Green, a big choice in Golden Colorado for
a tuxedo. No, I don'tthink those were moving, so I was
just trying to help move them along. Right. So you ordered the lime
green tuxedos and who delivered is tuxedosand golden Is that a big also a
big part? Well, I thinkwhat happened with the tuxedos is that they

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called for confirmation, so it neverthey never started putting the order together.
I didn't just blindly deliver fifteen No, no, but I think some pizza
places did. Oh really, That'swhat I think they got upset with.
Yeah, they didn't know about someof the other things they didn't go through.
Did you charge Did you get charged? I think my mom and dad

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did. Yeah, they paid forit. Yeah the pizzas yeah? Wow?
Wow? How long were you groundedfor? Like a month? Every
day, every day, weekend?Nope? Nothing, I mean I was
thirteen. Yeah, did you missanything like prom or no homecoming? No?
No, no, no, Iwas too young. But I had
to call all the businesses and apologize. That is humiliating. Wow, that's

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a strong, strong bit of discipline. The hardest part was trying to remember
all the places I called. Ohyeah, we called a lot of places.
Did your dad hit you? No? No, no? Did you
get hit? Yeah? Did you? Many more times than you could ever
remember. All my dad had todo was just act like he was unbuckling

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his belt, and that was enoughfor us to straighten up. My my,
my god, I remember my WhatI remember too of my brothers screwing
around in church, and then whenthey got out of church, she took
them both by their hair and bangedtheir skulls together. Oh that's brutal.
Yeah, that's where it worked.And I even said to mom, I

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said, you know, Ma,the hour we spent in church is you
know, all they teach you inchurch is how to treat people, and
the first thing you do is bangto your kids heads together. You said
that, yeah, missed. Shewent after me. Yeah exactly. That
was a courageous move. Did youever get spanked or I got cracked.

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The answer. She yes, whenI was a kid, I mean,
I definitely remember. I don't rememberspecifically what it was about, but I
do remember specifically getting cracked by mydad backhand, which is a tough My
dad was a tennis player. It'sno wonder that he gave me a really
good, like Roger Federer backhand acrossthat face because I and I deserved it.
I said something to my mom thatwas really nice. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, get hit. How oldwere you? I think it was
like sixteen or fifteen? Yeah,I really, I think that's why.
I mean, I think I'm younger. He might not have responded that way,
but it was like I was oldenough to know better. You know,
did you get hit? Croaj?Did mom or dad hit you?
No? He passed on, Heycrows with us? What's that thing?
Did you get hit as a kid? I guess? So? Did you

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get hit? You know? Yes? Yeah? I did too. Yeah,
But when I when my parents gotdivorced and I went with my dad
and my hat brother went and stayedwith my mom, it didn't happen nearly
as much, if at all.So hit your mom or dad? Dad?
Dad? Oh yeah, I didall the day my mom. My
dad never touched My mom threw stufflike marble statues. Wow, she's got

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some strength to throw marble stack Andmy dad had a belt that he had
a name for, so you knowthat's brutal. Yeah, it got to
the last couple of years. Heonly had to threaten to use it.
Wow. You know, everything stopped. But then at some point you were
too strong and your dad knew itwas over. I tested that a little
too early. Oh really, yeah. Yeah. I gave him some lip

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and took off, run and out, tried to make it out the house,
and I made it out the frontdoor, and he caught me,
like in the middle of the street. I remember Russell here telling his story.
Russell worked with us as a boardop and producer for a long time
grazed guy in the world, andhis dad, who was in the Marines,
uh, came home one day andRussell was on the couch and he
goes, hey, boy, that'swhat he called him, his boy,

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go up there and go out theremow the lawn. And Russell goes,
yeah, I'll do it. Alittle later. He goes, oh great,
he goes, I didn't know todaythe day Today's day we're going to
get it on. He goes,I didn't know. I didn't know today
was the day. Take his bellow. He goes, come on, let's
go. We're gonna go. We'regonna and he kicked the crap out of
him. Wow, I know todaywas a day that you were going to

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do something I asked you to do. Now we're gonna go. Come on,
you mother, come on, that'sscary. Took him apart. Yeah,
you got to pick that. Yougot to pick that time very carefully.
Yes, it's it's yeah, we'relive. I still I guess you're
listening to Tim Conway Junior on demandfrom kf I Am six forty. Mark

(09:26):
Thompson is here with his own MarkThompson Show on YouTube. Yes, thank
you, kind of news and politicskind of show. Yeah, it's a
big deal. It's doing well.Thank you, The Mark Thompson Show.
Yes, and it's also on podcastplatforms. You can listen to it audio
Pody and it's on IR Radio.And you worked your ass off on that,
thank you. Yeah, it's alot of work. Yeah, that's
a I don't necessarily recommend it,Oh you don't. I don't recommend the

(09:52):
starting your own thing. Unless you'rereally committed to the work. You've got
to be ready to do the work. Too much. We're just ready to
like turn the mic on and youknow, wait for success to find you.
It's a lot harder unless you're acelebrity. If you're a celebrity,
then you can do that, Okay, I mean I'm not I'm talking about
a big You need to be abig you know, one of these.
But even if you are a celebrity, you know what they say. There's

(10:15):
like three million podcasts out there,and I love almost everyone I listened to,
but I just don't have enough timeto listen to all of them,
you know, I don't know thatkind of time. Well that's the problem,
That's what I said. It's socompetitive. It's just there's a glut
of stuff. I always find goodnew ones, you know, I always
find like I found a guy whotalks about he was He was talking to

(10:37):
guys. He goes, guys,you really have got to wash your ass,
And he went on for an hourtalking about the need to just be
cleaner around women, and it wasfunny as hell. The guy was great.
He's a comic. No, hewasn't even a comic. He was
just a guy in the South justdoing this crap and I look and he
had eleven views, you know,and it was up there for and it's

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weird. Something give me great.Something can be up there for a long
time, and if you're not pushingit or promoting it, it just sits
there and you know, it doesn'treally get a lot of action. But
there are some podcasts that get youknow, literally hundreds of thousands. Oh
my god, yes, I meanyou know where we just passed thirty three
thousand subscribers to the channel, andI mean there's some people who have you

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know, millions of subscribers. Imean the thirty three thousands, you know,
the number of views they get infifteen minutes. I mean, it's
just it's a whole range. Butthere are also like a lot of hidden
treasures and parts of the certain showsthat you look forward to or certain guests.
So it's really an interesting landscape.I'm really it's a fun landscape to
be part of, but it's definitelymuch more heavy lifting. If you really

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want to get your show out there, then you know, but I think
you have to be I don't thinkyou can sell a podcast and get the
hundreds or thousands or millions of youunless you're really really angry. That's what
really sells on the podcast world.I mean, Tim's not wrong. I

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mean, you know that's it istrue that those people who are the fire
breathers. Sure, those are theones who have huge followings. I mean,
and I get suckered into it too. You know, the angrier guy
is the more I want to watch. Well, it's funny because they tell
you if you can represent something asyou know, outrage, big fight,

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right, you know, it comesoff as passion, Yeah, exactly,
And and in the titling and inthe thumbnail, you can suggest that there's
a big fight or outrage, rightthat brings more people. Yeah, yeah,
it's I think it's just our basicnature. You know. We had
boxing when I was a kid.Then we have m M A you know,

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cage matches, and now they've takenthe gloves off and you're allowed to
you know, choke the guy todeath. And that's what people watch.
Yeah, that's wild. Speaking ofviolence, is a guy going around with
a slingshot slingshotting everybody? How aboutthis chap A suspected cereal sling shotter is
now behind bars, Police saying eightyone year old man is accused to terrorizing

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his Azusa neighborhood over the past decade, breaking windows, windshields and almost striking
some people. And I would justuse what to Rob Hayes shows you the
damage. You know, eighty oneis a little old to be in the
slingshot game. Well, I thinkthat vandalism should pretty much fade out by
eighty one, by sixty, Iwould say by twenty eight, I always
do. The rule of thumb growingup is at twenty eight, you got

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to leave trouble alone. Right,So when a guy says, hey,
we're going to go, you know, tpee of house or drink and drive
to Vegas at twenty eight, yougot to say, you know what,
I was just going to stay home. Twenty eight, I think is the
maximum age where you can act likean a hole. Once you're twenty eight,
you got to really stort of gettogether. Yeah, I think that's
a reasonable. Maybe I don't knowthat's what that was my Yeah, you
know rule of thumb, Yeah,you can walk down the nine. By

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the way, twenty eight is.I used to think twenty eight was the
very aged. It was a greatgrade because you're not yet thirty, making
some mind of young. You're makingsome money. Some life's begun to say,
like you're going to see clearer things. And yet you've got your youth.
You know your body's still in goodshape. Yeah, it's I think

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twenty eighth is a sweet spot.Yeah, it's tough when you get older.
Man, everything hurts, it sucks. You walk down the nine hundred
block of Enid Avenue and Azusa andyou won't have to look very hard for
evidence of the crimes. Some windowsshattered, others bearing holes the size of
a bbe? How many would yousay are in here? One neighbor who
didn't want to be identified, showedus two bags of bbes he's collected from

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his yard over the years. Andyou know what, if you have two
bags of bebes in your yard,you probably only know about three percent of
the of the bebes that were shotinto your yard, because you know you're
not going to find every one ofthem, right, You're going to find
maybe one or two percent of them. And he found two bags of them
right by this eighty one year oldnutt who's you know? And that could
kill somebody hundred percent The person belongsbehind bars. This person behind the broken

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windows unknown for the past ten yearsuntil this week, ten years the guy
that got away with it from seventyone to eighty one. Azusa police say
it was a man who lives onthe very same block. You know what
they call him now the Losa andAzusa. Eh is that wild? Yeah?
Like? Azusa police say it wasa man who lives on the very

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same block in this house. PrinceKing. Investigators call him a serial slingshot
shooter. Prince King, Prince King, and Prince King. Prince King is
kind of a cool name for aplea shot Prince that's his name. Prince
King. Investigators call him a serialslingshot shooter. His age eighty one.

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Wow, Prince King is knocking itout. We tried to talk with King,
but no one answered at his homethis morning. He was arrested and
booked into jail yesterday. Police saywhen they searched his home on Thursday,
they found a slingshot and BB's injust a that's a rap. I guess
I guess he did it. Ifeel like Prince King is a little on
the nose though, Don't you thinkit's all over the top it's it's prince

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king. I mean, you canbe dude, I get it. You
can be one or the other.Thank you. It is a little redundant,
but it's also not on the samelevel. If you're a prince,
you want to be a king.If you're a king, you don't want
to be a prince because that's ayou know, that's sort of a letdown.
You have to be one or theother. I think, yeah,
you know, prince king. ThoughI like the name anyway, the guy,

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I don't like the action. Ilike the name exactly. Sling Shot
and Bbi's in just a quick canvasof the neighborhood today, we were able
to spot more than half a dozenbroken windows. Wow, I got him.
They got him. That's wild,man. All I wonder if he's
the king of the cell block.Yeah, the loser, the prince.
That's wild like that man, Hey, Grapa, what are you doing tonight?

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Have my sling Shot and the babiescras. We're a live on k
I more now sure watch Wheel ofFortune like every other you're listening to Tim
Conway Son. You're on demand fromk F. I a M six forty
that in I got a avida thatguy just died, Doug. Yeah,
and he uh help me look causeof death? Uh cancer, I mean

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he's an older guy. Suicide.Uh gosh, who was accident? Uh
hang on, I'll have it foryou or I won't, Doug Engele,

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I don't see where, what whatwhat he died from. Maybe we don't
know. Maybe they don't know whatdo you? Right? And I got
a divita. I mean I justlike this uh big deal psychedelic acid rock
heart. You know, at thetime, I'm a cult rock kind of
thing. And it was seventeen minuteslong, and it became sort of this
thing they enjoy that. They dida cutdown version of it that was three

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minutes long, you know, forthe radio. Right, but by his
own hand, Oh he did committo Oh that's some boy, man.
I think there's a lot of thatgonna. I mean, I think a
lot of people think about killing themselvesand they don't, but I think I
think a lot of people think aboutthat. You know, a lot of
people have they're lonely, you know, anything going on. That's another dug

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angle. Not making any money.Oh it's a different dug angle. Okay,
Well maybe they uh maybe, butI really do think like that that
poor guy, that golfer Murray ishis last time. I know that was
just brutal. Yeah. Yeah,I think there are a lot of cats

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out there that don't kill themselves,but a lot of I think a lot
of people think about it and andyou just know you can't. You know,
you got to. You got tolive for the kids. Or also
on a superficial level, you gotto keep living to see who's gonna win
these tournaments, the NBA, theStanley Cup, the Footballs, the World

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Series. You got to keep goingon to see underrepresented reason too, and
to stay alive. Yeah, yougot to keep going to see when your
team's going to win it. Youknow. Well, I always feel as
though, just in general, tothe extent that you're responding to external things
really because oftentimes depression is related tostuff that has nothing to do with what's
really going on around you. That'swhy you find people who have everything.

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I'm still super depressed, but uh, I just think it's a loss of
perspective often, Like I remember beingin college and thinking about being having so
much work. I was so farbehind with all my studies that I literally
I thought I can understand how youknow, one might take their own life
here. I just feel like,but I always knew that if worse came

(20:04):
to worse, I would just checkout. I mean, I'd have a
huge price to pay by just leavingschool, but at least I would say
I just can't do it anymore.But it was a you know, and
I moved to Puerto Rico and youknow, lived there, but I mean
I was nineteen years old. Yeah, I think everyone thinks about that,
you know, selling everything they gotand moving to Sure, you know it's
changing that yet, recalibrating everything inyour life. But what people don't understand

(20:26):
is that you can do that.You can sell everything, you can move
to a place where it's beautiful,you know, and relax on the beach.
Every one of your problems will alsomove with you. I certainly agree
everyone. Of course, of courseyou can't. You can't travel and outrun
them on a plane. They're insideyou. Yeah, but I do understand
psychological the chemical imbalance and being depressed. That is one of the worst things

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you could ever possibly go through.They have really made some progress with I
know people who are very much inthat space, who've been helped by medications,
and I mean so, but itdoes seem like it. It doesn't
ever seem like it comes easy.It's a lot of work, sure,
you know, and if you're depressedout of your mind, like bed ridden
depression, and to get to thepoint where you're around people and socially and

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you're excited about life again, ittakes a lot of work together. Now,
it's true, it's a journey.I mean, and it's so.
But then again, maybe because ittakes so much work to get there,
you know how valuable it is,and that's why you want to hold onto
it. That's another sure. Andthe support even if you don't have family,
but the support of others. Imean, you can start with the
Suit's one hotline, but there areall kinds of counseling groups. They are
support groups, right, I mean, there is a community out there for

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people to need help. I stoppeddrinking on December fifth of last year because
I got the flu or something,and I never went back to it,
and I missed it every day,you know. I kept the vodka,
I kept the beard still in thefridge, and I missed it every day.
And then last Thursday, when mydaughter graduated high school, I had

(21:57):
a drink. There you go.I said, I'm I'm gonna have myself
a nice cold drink. And Godalmighty, was that good? That first
one back? Six months off?First one, first one back in six
months more? Oh please, I'min radio. That's all guys doing radio?

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Is it not good? You know, you get drunk so you can't
move. But I realized why Ienjoyed drinking, because it wasn't just a
drinking aspect of it. But I'msure you'll you'll, you'll agree with this
Krozer, especially as well. Stephushnot so much. But I it wasn't

(22:41):
so much the drinking that I enjoyed. It's something to look forward to when
I get home. I just hadthat thought nine minutes ago. Yeah,
I thought, I'm gonna I'm goinghome. I make a nice big martini,
and I mean, I really doneed it. I think people,
especially guys. I don't know whyguys need something to look forward to when
they get home home. And minewas a beer, a shot and a

(23:02):
beer. Man. I enjoyed that. And for six months I didn't have
that. Ian go home and I'mwatch TV and you know, have a
bowl of cereal, and I don'tknow maybe go past, go to sleep
or whatever. Since you've told methat you've cut back and that you actually
you know, it did help myblood pressure, Well, i'll tell you
what. I've tried to cut backalso, and I've suitestally done it.

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And I've also and I know you'renot going to approve of this, but
I've gone for that non alcoholic beer. Oh really, Yeah, no,
I know, you know, Iknew you wouldn't like it. But it
actually works, man, it works. Yeah, it works. But I
when I used to have high bloodpressure, I mean not dangerously high,
but I was on medication for it, and when I stopped drinking, my
blood pressure was normal and I wouldtake it, like you know, once

(23:45):
or two or three times a week, and it was always, I think
a lot of fun for my wifeto walk in the bedroom and her you
know, husband of nine hundred yearsold in bed taking his blood blood pressure.
Ahy honey, Yeah, you don'tjust take my blood pressure. You
turn that fan on? And what'swith Wheel of Fortune? Why isn't that
on? Either? A stupid life? You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on

(24:10):
demand from KFI AM six forty.Mark Thompson is here his own show on
YouTube, The Mark Thompson Show,and he's grateful, gracious enough to come
in every Tuesday and he fills infor us. We're gone. So I
do appreciate that, buddy love Areyou kidding? I love it? This
is my second family. It doeskeep your name out there, right.
Oh no, it's great. Areyou kidding? It's good. You're you're

(24:32):
generous to mention my show. OhI love your show and I appreciate it.
I listened to your podcast. Iused to like the countdown to it.
You know. Oh yeah, wedropped the countdown he did. Yeah,
you're talking about the countdown me.Yeah, to the start of your
show. So there's like a thirtysecond gundown. Yeah like that. Well,
we we just got rid of it. And then I also like the
animations beginning. We're going to doa show. Oh yeah, I just

(24:52):
still do that. You still dolike that? Yeah, I'll like that
show. It's gonna be a toughcrime we're gonna do. Yeah. What
is that from? It's from aforty second Street, I think. Yeah,
I like that. Damn very impressive. Yeah yeah, yeah, man,
I appreciate it. Well, it'sa free show, free to subscribe

(25:14):
check it out. It's news andpolitics if you're into that kind of thing.
The Mark Thompson Show on YouTube jayLeno. We gott to thank Jay
Leno for calling. I was funto hear from Jay Leno. I found
it unbelievable that Jay Leno tried todo the right thing by putting together a
game show and using union labor.And then because he used you in the
late union labor, when the unionwent on and strike, he lost his

(25:37):
show. And all the other shows, the game shows that were non union,
they kept going, and he losthis because he did the right thing.
There is an inherent unfairness to that. That's true, But isn't that
That's typical of Jay Leno. Healways did the right thing. He paid
for his crew, and it wasa strike, you know, he's yeah,
during the writer's strike. It wenton for a while. I think
was it the writer's strike? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know

(26:00):
his uh, his wife has gonethrough some physical challenges and he's always standing
right next door. Always was Mavis'sand still is her biggest fan, you
know, And and they don't havekids. It could have been easy when
he made some money to to moveon or you know, stretch out,
you know what I mean, Andhe never did. You know, he's

(26:22):
a very loyal guy. Loyal tousstoo. He calls us all the time.
I don't hear him call another talkshow. Yeah, he's really great,
great guy. You know, hecame to my dad's funeral, the
only guy that you know that showedup, sat there in the in the
in the booth and and it's abig difference, big difference for the family.

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And he's a good guy. JayLenno still remember that Bob Newhart line
from your dad's Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob, Bob Newhart,
you know, kind of hobbled slowlywalking to the lectern as he walked up
the stairs in the church and hegot to the mic, and the first
thing he said was, I'm notdoing Tim's old man character. That's the

(27:06):
way I walk now. It wasa great little opener. You missed this
though. I picked up Frankie Renzuli, who is one of my best pals.
He wanted to go to my dad'sservice, and we picked him up
in his house in the valley andhe drove over with me and my wife,
and Frankie's like me where he movesaround, you know, you know,

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constantly ticking and twitching and moving,and you know, and between the
two of us, you know,my wife turns around and she's like,
got a mighty It's like driving witha pinball machine. It's the two of
you classic, all right, Thegreat moo Kelly has come in. Nice
to see you, Bob. Hewon't stop talking about last night mo Kelly.

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Buddy, that was one of thefunniest things I've ever heard on radio.
You don't listen to much radio,then, I guess I listened to
a lot. You referenced it,and if you don't, if you missed
Moe Kelly's show at the end ofthe show talking about the head transplant and
him and Tawala not on the samepage as to what they meant, was
so effing great. And I knowit's difficult to do that because you know,

(28:17):
you're limited to how much prep timeyou can have and and to go
over it. You don't want towrite it doesn't want to be you know,
it seemed to written. It wasperfect. It was one of the
funniest things I've heard. I appreciatedpeople. If they didn't hear it,
you can check it out on thepodcast at iHeartRadio, you know, speaker
Kfi instincts for you dot com.It's one of those things where you can't
take yourself too seriously and I liketo look at stuff through a very jaundice

(28:40):
lids, where you know, didthey mean head transplant or were they talking
about a head transplant? And itwas It was a high browd discussion of
the distinctions between the two. Itwas great. I appreciate that it was
Conway, I missed it, butit really landed with Yeah, you gotta
go back and listen to last night'sepisode nine to ten o'clock towards the end

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of the episode, and I missedthe Stepfoo snoring in the movie theater but
got Almighty. You know, youcouldn't pick a tougher movie to sleep through
than Madden. No, No,I could have done it because I told
to Wala did not get the ticketsfor eleven thirty at night on a Friday.
He did it anyway, and sowe had an hour and a half

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between the show and the movie andit was difficult. But them talking about
going to the movie earlier in theweek was my favorite. That was the
beginning of the show. Really funnyand most sort of saying, you know,
you guys are buying me drinks?You got I won't even try to.
I can't do it justice. Butit was a really funny conversation on
every level. It's great because MarkRonert, who is your anchor and sidekick,

(29:51):
he respects people's privacy probably more thananybody, and he lives a private
Yeah, he lives a private lifehimself. We don't know much about his
life outside the station yet, totallywilling to videotape and audio tape a coworker
at as low as and play iton the air. Yeah, that was
great. It seemed like fair game. I gotta tell you. It was

(30:12):
just so great coming from a guywho you know it doesn't you know?
It respects everyone privacy and like,hey, look, well, videotape this
guy is lowest moment and play iton the air. Was it his lowest
moment? Though? Okay, that'sanother insult like that scene impression we know
in low That's great, man.What's on tonight's big show? Bob?

(30:32):
Well, it's another day another Metrostabbing that much I do know, and
Metro fair jumping. They think thatif they can stop the fair jumping,
they can stop the crime. I'mnot so sure if those dots connect.
Yeah, I don't know. Idon't I look, if you stop,
I don't know how you stop thefair jumping. You know, that's a
part of the crime. If you'restabbing someone, you're not stopping to pay

(30:53):
your fare. And if you're notpaying your fare, that doesn't stop you
from stabbing someone. Right, it'sodd. It is odd. But and
they don't seem to be getting ittogether. It seems like, you know,
a lot of talk and not alot of back. Yeah, well,
look, what can they do untilthey do the right thing? Right?
But doesn't it seem like, Imean, you grew up in this
area. Yeah. Oh, bythe way, I'm having a talk with

(31:15):
my wife tomorrow because I'm seriously thinkingafter my daughter goes to college that I
can quit this and just make aliving in sant Nita. And I know
that you had that discussion, yourdad had that discussion with you, so
I need some pointers on how topull that off. Make sure that your
day job will take you back.As I recall, in most cases,

(31:37):
most dad's case, it was notlike it was not well received. You're
not trying to emulate that right,I would not get any I would not
get tips from the way that wentdown now. But the different was he
still had two kids who were ingrade school at that point. Yours is
getting ready to move out, presumablygo to college. I love the balls
on him, two kids in great. I'm going to make my living at

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the Hollywood Park Park. But itwas a different time in America. He
just sat us down and said,I'm the man, and this is what
I'm going to do. That's great, all right, Moe Kelly and his
whole team up next right here onKFI. Thanks Mark, We'll see you
next year. Next yeah on KFI. Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio
app. Now you can always hearus live on KFI AM six forty four

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to seven pm Monday through Friday,and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app.