May 29, 2024 • 31 mins
Crozier’s amazon account got hacked and now he has a lot of women’s shoes and a lot less money // New COVID variant FLiRT // off-brand products at stores like Whole Foods and Trader Joes // Mark Kriski is recovering from a stroke // Bellio is the heart and soul of the 4th floor // An American was sentenced to time served, fined $9,000 for bringing ammo to Turks and Caicos // Wednesday is trash day for Tim // Tim is nosey with fire trucks and ambulances// Panda Express Adds Hot Orange Chicken Nationwide // Walgreens Joins Target, Amazon, and Walmart in Announcing Steep Summer Price Cuts
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It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to The Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. It'sConway Show. Wow, this hour is
almost over. That's wild, that'sa wild all right, all right,
let's start with we got a guydown here, Krozier, a victim of
a crime. Where'd you almost getmurdered? No, not that bad,
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kind of felt like it though.Oh wait, Bello said you got murdered,
almost murdered. Now, I didn'tmean it like that, though,
literally, I mean it in adifferent way. Show there, Well,
what happened? I got hacked?My Amazon account got hacked. Oh who
cares, I'm just kidding. Sohow that happened? They on Sunday I
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started getting email saying, oh,your order has been confirmed. And you
know you have a couple of autoyou know, you know, buys that
you know come up every couple ofmonths, paper towels, toilet paper,
all that stuff. So I didn'tthink too much of it. And then
another one came through, and thenI looked at it and it's like all
of a sudden, and somebody orderedlike a box of pens and jen being
a tea shirt. I goes,you order a box of pens. He
goes, Uh, No, youwouldn't see it anyways, because we're not
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on the same account. So thenI started seeing an order for a couple
hundred dollars worth of like ten shoes, and then another three hundred, four
hundred and five hundred, and likeracked up to about three thousand really quickly.
That got ordered on Amazon. Andthen they ordered like a carburetor or
something like that for a couple grandand I was like, what, Wow,
did immediately your wife thought you weredating somebody else. That's how my
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wife would have thirty or forty women'sshoes. Yeah, that's my wife would
have had to come to that determinationreal quickly. Oh, it must be
another gal. That's not the carburetorsfor me. She called the bank and
had the car canceled. So thenwe had to I had to go yesterday
and to the banking. Oh itsucks. And then I went onto Amazon
and changed the password and put inthe two step verification, which I didn't
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realize I didn't have, and uh, at that point Amazon had already flagged
it. So all of the allof those those orders, they were canceled,
but they had already gone through.And so now since then, yesterday
and today, we've gotten tons ofboxes delivered to the house. Oh wow,
do you get to keep them?They say they're doing. I talked
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to them today and they said thatthey're doing like a five to seven day
investigation at the end of which they'lllet me know what to do with them
if anything, but more often thannot that you just keep everything. Really
yeah, oh I gotta get hacked. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah,
I know, that's what I wasthinking, Like, Man, couldn't have
been anything like good stuff in here? Yeah? Is there anything good?
If you opened the boxes? Itis. I opened a couple of packages
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yesterday and there was that box ofpins and like seven pair of shoes so
far. And I got giant boxestoday delivered. You know, I've never
been hacked before, you know,not going on in Amazon. But they
screwed up and ordered ones where Iordered one hundred batteries, you know,
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because it was like twenty four dollarsfor one hundred you know, double A
or whatever it was, and theydidn't send me a hundred. They send
me a thousand, and so Icalled Amazon. I go, hey,
they send me a thousand I orderedone hundred for twenty four bucks, and
he goes, oh, yeah,I see that. Just keep them,
you know, it costs too muchsend them back. So I was giving
batteries out to everybody for literally liketwo years. You know, Hey,
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you guys need batteries, and likeguys like, yeah, not really,
And I'll call another guy, Heydo you need batteries. He's like,
what's going on with you that you'recalling everybody and asking if they need batteries.
I shut it down. I'm notgetting all the ladies around here with
their shoe sizes. Yeah right,But that's that's wild, buddy. I
mean anything like out exotic, likea carburetor's kind of wild. There was
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there was a carburetor, and thenthere was also a printer, like it
was like three hundred bucks just initself. It was like something for the
printer or just like a home printer. Was like they still make those home
printer But thankfully, Jen and Iwe work with this charity out near US
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called Shoe is that Fit that givethat just give free shoes and socks and
stuff to underprivileged to kids. Mostlyprobably donate most of them there. When
I was speaking of you, know, ordering things that your wife thanks for
having an affair. When I wasin third grade, I opened up my
dad's glove compartment and uh, andyou know, rummaging around, and then
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I looked at my dad and hisshirt was up a little. I go,
I go, hey, Dad,when did you start wearing a bra?
And he's like, ever since yourmom found it in the glove compartment.
Okay, And see that on theDwarf series. But I guess you're
getting to it, getting to it. That would have been great. Door
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fund cheating, that would have beengreat. You should have done one of
those, like an off off marketsort of odd Dwarf tape doorf on uh,
you know mass you know, murderingor something STDs. Yes, that
would have been great. That's agood one. Yes, Dwarf on STDs.
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Yes, Oh my god, thatwould have been awesome. That would
have been great. I saw andSharon ended up posting it as well.
But I also saw in line thatthe video of when your dad won an
Emmy. Oh yeah, and hehad, and I guess he wasn't there
and he had Harvey Corman go upthere and and do the acceptance speech.
Fanta hilarious acceptance speech. And I'mwondering did your dad actually write that,
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because he said it was a notethat Tim had given him. Well,
I think it was. That wasthe year after he got sued. He
got sued for twenty four million dollars, which he didn't have I by the
way, because he went up thereand read a an acceptance speech that he
wrote, and he and it wasa fake what do you call those things?
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Western Union? It was a telegramand it was a fake telegram that
he got from a pitch and putin Tarzana. He says, you know,
from the guys the pitching putt.Congratulations on your emmy. I hope
you can stop by. The MarkTwain hole is our newest hole. You
know. It was just an adfor the you know, for the pitching
putt, for the miniature golf place. But my dad meant to give out
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Ernie Anderson's home number for the phonenumber for the golf place, and he
said eight one to eight blah blahblah blah blah blah bob. And he
did it again, but he screwedup the last number and it was to
a real estate company and they gothundreds and hundreds of calls, and so
they sued NBC and my dad fortwenty four million dollars. And my dad
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never really showed any nervousness about that, even though he probably should have,
and he sort of kept it in. He knew how to like control his
stress. When he didn't, hedidn't show it very often. Something that
was a something was a real gift. Yeah, something's a real gift.
If you can hide your stress fromother people, do it. Do it.
I'm not talking to you, I'mjust talking at people. If you
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can. If you can, Iknow a croach. You hide your stress
better to anybody, anybody, buddy. And you've had you've had some,
you know, real stressful situations.You know with your daughter, and you
know your your situation, and you'venever ever come in and been anything but
upbeat. All right, So youshould write a book on how to do
that. You're like king of it. But some people don't know how to
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hide their stress. They bring itto work and they lay it on everybody.
You know, they're nervous all thetime, they're stressed all the time.
He just it's it's always a turnoff. I always touch a yea turnoff.
I'm not talking about anybody here.So if you're driving home listening,
I'm not talking about you. God, alright, you're listening to Tim Conway
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Junior on demand from kf I AMsix forty. Do you hear that there's
a new variant coming out with COVIDflirt flirt. Yeah, it's actually a
combination of a couple variants that theycombined to make the word flirt. Looking
forward to that supposed to be morecontagious but not as severe. Yeah,
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I think it's uh, well,look I hope nobody gets it, but
it is more contagious you saying,yes, but less severe. Yes,
okay, so like a common cold. Yeah, there's some people. Yeah,
you know, and we've said thison the air before, so you've
heard it. Maybe take a cigarettebreak. But if you enjoyed COVID like
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some people did, you know,there's like an odd quirky thing about some
people. They like the order of, you know, staying at home in
the masks. They like the forced, the no choice of I got to
be home. Yeah, yeah,there was something to that for a while.
But if you really enjoyed COVID,you know, the separation, the
masks, staying at home, thatwhole thing speaking of some people that work
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here. Yeah, and if youwant to go back just for like an
hour to that Whole Foods with themasks. Yeah, the masks these separating
from each other. Man, they'rethey're really in the second week of COVID
over there. I do like thethem keeping a couple of feet away from
you. I do like that.Yeah, yeah, you know I noticed
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them at Whole Foods. You know, they don't have like lazed potato chips
or Dorito's. I can't find anyof the stuff I eat over there.
It's their version, right, It'slike Trader Joe's or Aldi, but in
a different way. Wait, allthese brands I grew up on, I
can't find you Aldi. You're right. Aldi is a you know, it's
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like wow, it's like, youknow, Dave's licorice, like what and
fruit hoops and it's like eight centsmore less than real fruit loops. Like
what am I saving on? He? And they and the the uh,
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the the the I guess the runthe say pitch over at Trader Joe's forever
was our buyer goofed, you know, That's what they always used to say,
Oh yeah, he bought too much. You know, we got broccoli
here are buyer goofed and he boughtsix million tons of broccoli, so it's
on sale, yeah, for ninecents a pound or whatever. And then
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like they did that for like twentyyears, and I thought, man,
nobody's ever going to fire this buyer. This guy's just goofing all the time.
He's buying way too much crap.And I love how it is.
That is the verbiage that they use, like on the on the on the
Trader Joe's the little newsletters they putout emails, did you get it?
Starts with oops, we goofed?Hey, we goofed? What is that?
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We bought ten million pounds of chunkchocolate and you can buy it at
the cash register and every piece willbe a different price chocolate without the E
on the end. And every guylooks like he's a major d at Islands
Restaurant. You're gonna love it.Ah, that's great, man, that's
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great. Hey, our buddy MarkChrisky is down. I love that dude.
I text him all the time.He texts me. He's one of
my favorite guys. Yeah. I'vegotten to be friends with Mark Chrisky and
he's a really sweet man, veryfunny guy, very good family man.
He's got a great sense of humor, and he's just like, if you
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were going to start a like anews station, you want to start with
a guy like Mark Chrisky. Justeverybody enjoys him. He was devastated.
I text him during the whole SamRuben when Sam Ruben passed away. He
was absolutely devastated over them. Heloved that Sam Ruben man. But anyway,
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so Mark Chrisky is not well,so keep by him in your prayers.
Recovering from a mild stroke, whichis odd because he's young. I
think he's like, I don't know, thirty six on my old He has
had some health issues over the lastcouple of years. He oh, I
did not, I did not.I know. It's about our friend and
colleague, Mark Chrisky, KTLA's longtimemorning weatherman, who is recovering after suffering
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a mild stroke earlier this week.Mark is getting the best medical care and
looks forward to being back with theteam soon. He checked in with us
just today. He is in goodspirits and wants to thank everyone who has
reached out. All of us atKTLA are thinking of Mark and his family
at this time and look forward toseeing him soon. Yes, kat La
family loves you Mark. We'll seeit Gary soon. Well, I think
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I can tell you his wife,Jennifer, she will definitely make sure he
gets the best. Yeah, herewe're in. Yes, kat La family
loves you Mark. We'll see itGary. Suit. That'll be the same
when I have a stroke. Yes, kat La family loves you Marked,
k Ifi family loves you Tim.Who would be saying that? I think
nobody, Sharon, I don't know. Do you think Gary would say it?
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No? Do you think Gary Hoffmanwould say it? Oh? I
thought you were talking about Gary.Oh no, our in turn say the
sentence again. All right, let'splay it again for you ready, let's
say here. Yes, kat Lafamily loves you Mark. I'll see it
very soon, Kate Kfi family lovesyou Tim, We'll see you really soon.
It really does sound like Sharon inthere too. Yeah, Chare wouldn't
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say that. Yes, kat Lafamily loves you Mark, I'll see it.
Belly would be like, hey,is there any room on the gas
show? Like that show? Waita slide in there? Yeah, that
sucker for a while. Get outof here early, you know, get
back to my dolgies. All right, belly, you don't have to celebrate
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mine. Sorry, my health,my ill health with you. Yeah,
that's wrong with you. You're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty. We got togive belliol an Ata girl Bellio deserves some
praise here Why she has somehow gottenour Facebook and Instagram and TikTok and x
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formerly known as Twitter through the roofBellue. I don't know how you did
that. I guess it's just alot of hard work. But how much
are we up? How many?What we are? They? Follows,
likes? What's on Facebook? OnFacebook? It follows follows? How many
people are literally following us? Around? Almost two hundred and sixty six thousand.
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Love to have more. You're welcometo join us A Conway's show on
Facebook, Instagram and X that's cooland Tim Conway Junior Show on TikTok.
Wow one, come on, areinvited by two hundred and sixty six thousand.
How does that measure up two othershows or the station? Or we're
doing a little better? Oh weare? Yeah, it's a number that
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I can't even get my head around. Yeah, probably right, that's probably
a big number. That's a bignumber, Belly. You congratulations, thank
you, well to you also becauseyou participate well, which is super helpful.
Reluctantly, but you do it.Yes, it makes a big difference.
Okay, that's it does. Allright. Well, look, I've
always said I couldn't do the showwithout you, guys, and actually you
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have said you could, but youlike Okay, I'll rephrase that I could
easily do without you. We don'thave to say easily. Oh my god,
it's so rude. It never stops. But I but it is better,
Krozier pointed out today the show isa billion times better when Belly is
here. That's that's something he saidto her before the program. But I
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didn't hear you echo that. ConOh I think I did, didn't I
I think I did? If I, if I, if I did,
next time, he says, Iwill, I'll be sure to listen.
Okay. It is an absolute absencewhen you're not here, Billy. That's
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right, Belly. But I alwayssaid that, Belly about you, You're
the heart and soul the four floor. I've always seen you have always said
that. That is true. Thankyou, and very rarely do radio people
compliment each other, and radio usuallyhate everybody. Everybody hate who you work
with, you, hate who yousit next to. You just it's just
a big hate fist. But Ienjoy coming in to see you, you
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folks, we also do. Allright, let's get to with some Turks
and Caicos. Do you know wherethat is? Turks and Caicos? Steph
is where would you if you're goingto Turks and Turks and Caicos, where
would you go? It's down byCuba, right, Yes, buddy,
you're like a world travel well becauseI mean, if I ever win the
lotto, I would just live thereat Turks and Caicos, live on those
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bungalows over the clear. One's okay, Oh that's cool. But one thing
you can't bring what ammunition? Nobullets. Don't bring bullets with you.
You could be spending the rest ofyour life in the Turks and Caicos prison.
A homecoming. The Hagrich family waitedone hundred one days for and Hagrich
back in Pennsylvania after facing the potentialof a twelve year prison sentence in Turks
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and Caicos over AMMO found in hisluggage. Yeah, he had two shells,
two bullets that he forgot was inhis luggage. TSA didn't nab him
when he was on his way overthere, but the Turks and Caicos,
the Turks and Caicos people, theyfound it and they threw him in jail,
and he was going to be Hehad an opportunity, obviously to leave
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with his family if he didn't havethe bullets. But once they found those
bullets, the family left and healmost spent eleven or twelve years in prison
because of that two tiny little bullets. It's the hardest time of my life,
you know, just being separated fromyour family's as a father, as
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a provider, and to not bethat figure in your family's life. It's
a very tough pill to swallow.But have these guys here right now,
this is everything. Heggridge is oneof five Amyrias arrested since December on charges
of possessing AMMO all in his Theydid not realize the bullets were in their
luggage. Three remain on the islandsin legal limbo, but Brian's case may
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have just set a precedent. Whenhe and his wife walked out of court
Friday after receiving a one year suspendedsentence and a sixty seven hundred dollars five
Yeah, you know, I dida little research on Turks and Caicos because
it is beautiful. But man,oh man, is the crime through the
roof in Turks and Caicos. Wa. You got to be very careful when
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you go to Turks and Caicos,Man oh man, you can get wiped
out. Wiped out and Turks andCacos. They promptly boarded a flight home,
just absolutely overwhelmed. There's just somuch joy. It's just amazing how
just a matter of twelve hours mylife has just it's been a complete one
eighty looking at twelve years to now. My biggest concern is coaching my kids'
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baseball games tomorrow and that is sucha relief. Well, that's kind of
cool, right, sounds like agood dad. Oh, how long he's
back before he misses Turks and Cako'sprison and he's like, ah, man,
had it made. Senator John Fettermanand Congressman Guy Resenthaler met the family
at the airport. They were partof a delegation of lawmakers that traveled to
Turks and Caicos earlier this month,hoping to bring all the Americans home.
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I'm ecstatic that Turks and Caicos didthe right thing here, but now we've
got to remember there's still three Americansthat are wrong for the detained on that
island, and that draconian law isstill in place. So we need to
warn other Americans about the dangers ofgoing to Turks and Caicos. Yes,
yes, you got to warn Americansdon't go to Turks and Caicos. We
need to warn other Americans about thedangers of going to Turks and Caicos.
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Yeah, pass. You know whatthey should do to bring those other three
chaps home is park and aircraft carrierright in their harbor and uh and say,
hey, those three are getting onthe ship in ten minutes, or
we're going to sink this island.It would take ten minutes. Ryan Watson
was Brian's roommate. Since Watson's arrestin April. Isn't Turks and Caicos run
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by the Brits or it was runI think it was run by the Brits
for a long time. Did theyget their independence? I don't know.
I don't know much about Turks andCaicos. Ryan Watson was Brian's roommate since
Watson's arrest in April after airport securityfound four rounds of hunting ammo in his
carry on bag as he and hiswife were about to board a flight home
to Oklahoma. He's expected in courtthis week. Reminds me of a Sam
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Kinnison line. Sam Kinnison went tolax and they found a loaded pistol,
loaded handgun in his luggage and hediscovered he figured it out, his wife
had put it in there. Hisex soon to be ex wife stuck that
gun in his luggage. That's agreat way to get your husband, right,
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husband. And he actually, rightaround the time that that happened,
he was actually working at a clubthat I was the mcoh Is that right?
So I would intro you know,he did like a run there,
and he had his wife there too, and his wife's had a twin sister.
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, And he would bring
it up and he go, oh, yeah, that was just an accident,
right, baby. She'd flip himoff from the audience. Man,
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where what club did you work in? Where he was performing? I was
called the Polo Club Polo Lounge outin Rancha Cucamonga. Wow, I didn't
know that, man. I Iused to drive around town whenever he was
in playing, and I used toI used to I was like a like
a like a like a really likea stalker almost. I used to go
pull him everywhere. Uh. Hisbrother Bill, I think it is,
was the one who kind of gotthe contact that got him to come out
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to us. And he did abouta month or two straight there, oh
every week. In fact, thatwas the time when he when he crashed
his vet up in the Hollywood Hills. Oh yeah, walked away from it.
Yeah, right behind the comedy store. Yeah. And he was actually
due to work that first night atour club that next night, and he
didn't show, all coked up drivingaround. He would be there all night
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long, like till the early morningin the back room after the shows.
Oh that's great, I used to. I woke up one morning, I
was probably, I don't know,my late twenties, and I had nothing
going on, and in the newspaperI read that he was gonna be playing
at the Sands Hotel. And Igot in the car and I drove to
the Vegas at the Sands Hotel tosee him, and then drove home.
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That's what kind of fan I wasof Sam Kinnison. The nicest guy too,
greatest guy in the world, justlike like alarmingly sweet. Yeah,
a really really nice band and oneof the funniest, most original guys ever.
Just great. Go look him up. We can't play much of his
stuff on the air because it's wild. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
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demand from KFI AM six forty humpDay. Trash Day for me, as
you get older, you look forwardto that. You look forward to getting
the cans out of on the street, empty them all out so you can
start with fresh trash the next day. Interesting. I enjoy it, like
hitting the trash truck come by andpick the stuff up. Always, since
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I was a kid, I alwayslike to look at the trash truck as
he came by and took those barrelsaway. You were that kid, yeah,
yeah, yeah, do you rememberyou know, before the automated machine,
the guy would hang on the offthe back of the truck and put
those cans in himself. That wasthe cool part. Yeah, And I
always I always ran outside if anambulance came down our street, I'd always
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run down outside this to see ifI could see where it was going or
fire truck or whatever. And Imy wife caught me the other night last
night doing that. Fire truck cameby her house last night. I ran
out in the front yard and waslooking to see where it went. And
she goes, got it, mighty, you're liking you're like four, And
I said, yeah, I know. I just want to see where it's
going. He should get you withlike a little little toy trash trash trucks
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and then we can be outside ofthe sidewalk when he comes by. I
just never grew up, never reallypassed around third grade ever really stretched out.
Panda Express is in the news.They're turning up the heat on their
most iconic dish. The fast foodchain has just launched a spicy version of
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the beloved orange chicken entree. Wow, so you know the regular orange chicken
is set to go off? Aboutit? It has a timerround. It's
about an hour and a half afteryou eat it supposed to launch off.
Now this is only a half hourlaunch out. Yeah, so if you
want to clean yourself out in abouta half hour, that's the way to
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go. And would it be inthe same bowl as the original or they
have to make another one for it. Oh, yeah, you're right.
I don't know, but they wouldhave to clean the walkout. You're right,
because the orange chicken is bigger thanany of the other ones. Next.
Yeah, and you know the onething you have to ask when you
go into a Panda Express you haveto say, what's fresh? You know,
because some of that trap sits therefor a long time. I love
how Steph knows that which is one'sbigger, Like he's bought multiple side by
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side, and which is going togive me more for this? But don't
you always want the fresh stuff?Sure? You know, Like when they
put the old stuff on top ofthe fresh stuff to change out the items,
you're like, hey, can yoube favorite? Can you can I
get the fresh part of that?It's on the side, not on the
other side. Yeah, right there, that's the fresh park. Can I
get some of that? But that'swhy, you know, And nothing is
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better than hot Panda Express. Nothingcomes close when it's hot, However,
when it's cold. Yeah, Iwon't lie. When I'm getting the rice
or the veggies in the beginning andyou see them put the fresh orange chicken.
Oh, you're like, Oh,that's gonna be a good un down.
Yeah, yeah, touchdown. I'mI'm with you, man, I'm
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with you. I love that pandExpress. None of my my my,
my mind loves it, and mymouth loves it. The rest my body
has turned on it doesn't like itat all, but my man, my
mind and my mouth love it.My digestive as soon as it hits the
throat and goes down, every otherpart of my body says, no way,
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We're not doing this anymore. ButI love it. I enjoy that
Panda Express. All right, Walgreens, we want to try to save your
money because everybody's broke. Walgreens,they're going to follow Targets. I guess
I suit here and lower prices foreverybody over the summer. So Target,
Walgreens, and Walmart they're going totry and save you some money this summer.
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Walgreens is the latest retailer slashing pricesin an effort to lure shoppers back
turned off by high prices. Today, Walgreens announced that it's cutting prices on
a thousand items both online and addedstores. The price cuts will apply to
both name brand and store brands.Walmart and Target have also lowered prices after
the inflation spike in recent years.Retailers hope cutting prices will encourage more people
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to splurge. Yeah, I thinkyou're right. You know, it's a
great stock to buy. I thinkand listen. I'm not a money whiz
here, but every time I goto Costco, so it's full. Every
time, there are people waiting outsidein line to get food, there are
people inside buying items. It's alwayspacked. Yeah, I've never seen Costco
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even half empty. I'm with you, much less empty, never, ever,
ever, ever, ever. Youcould have bought Costco stock when it
first opened, you know, backin nineteen eighty four for four dollars and
seventy nine cents a share, forseventy nine a share, four dollars seventy
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nine cents. Now it's eight hundredand six dollars and fifty two cents a
share. If you would have putsome money in Costco when it opened,
you would have made twenty one thousandpercent of your money, so two hundred
and ten times your money. Ifyou put in one thousand dollars, you'd
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had two point one million dollars.Are there similar stores like that? That?
Well, I invested that did notwork out that way. Oh yeah,
most of them. Yeah, Ibet most of them wiped out.
It's like Sam's Club and all that'sthat. They all do well, right,
yeah, yeah, yeah SAMs.Yeah, sam'sub is Walmart, but
yeah, I think at Target,you know, Walmart. I don't think
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you can go wrong with these,but for some reason, Costco. I
mean, that's an astronomical stock price. Eight hundred and six dollars and fifty
two cents. That's crazy. Butagain, you know, the old rule
of thumb is buy a stock thatyour wife loves, you know, whatever
company your wife loves, buy thatstock. And I don't think you can
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go wrong. Well, maybe youcan. I don't know, maybe you
can go real wrong. Who knows, they can lose everything. But Costco.
I've never waited so long for foodin my life. You know,
the economy is in the toilet whenthere's forty people in front of you wanting
to get a slice of pizza fora buck ninety nine. A dollar ninety
nine for a slice of pizza,but it's huge, it's a big ass
slice, and the hot dogs arestill a buck fifty and you get a
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soda with that. That's a goodprice. The ice cream that I got
last night a dollar ninety nine formore ice cream than you could ever eat.
I can't wipe out a whole icecream. I'll get nauseous. Yeah.
I've even seen some guys when theyget the hot dog, they'll turn
down the drink I see it.Or they'll get like three I don't need
that many drinks, or they offersomebody in the line to drink, like
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anybody want a free yeah, yeah, yeah, like, oh, I
know, I'm gonna get my ownfree drink here. I do love Costco.
You know, there's something about Costcoin and out that it's more than
just an experience. It's an experience, it's more than just buying stuff.
And there's something weird about Costco.And there's something weird about in and out
where you go there and you don'tmind if there's forty people in front of
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you when you're waiting to pay foryour Costco stuff. Sometimes there's twenty people
in line, you sort of justhang. But if you were at Gelson's
or a supermarket and there are twentypeople in front of you, you'd be
killing somebody. He'd be you know, taking a knife out and throwing into
somebody's back. But at Costco,you just sort of wait and you sit
there and you wait, and thecashiers are pretty cool and they move pretty
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quickly, and you wait and youwait for your stuff. That's what you
do. Like in and out.It's the same thing. You wouldn't wait
at Burger King with forty people infront of you, you think it's closed,
Like why are there forty people infront of Burger King? At Burger
King, you eye the line andyou say, and if there's more than
three people, you move on.Right. You do a quick scame when
you walk in the door and yougo eh, yeah, right right yeah.
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But in and out there's forty carslike oh light night, yeah right,
yeah, oh I'll hang here.What the hell? Unless you're like
on the way to Vegas, youknow, and you stop in and you
see like Carls Junior or one ofthose places like on the way where you
know another one isn't for a longway to wait, like all right,
that's right, man, that's right. And speaking of that, I think
it's tonight is Angel Martinez with us? Jeers? Cheers? Angel, you
(30:53):
with us? I am right,hey? Is tonight the night where they're
going to shut the electricity down onthe five fifteen, two nights the night
I think it is happening. Yes, it is in Baker. Okay,
we'll come back and talk about it. We gotta take a break. We'll
come back and talk about it,all right. Age of Martias will tell
you where the electricity is going tobe shut off tonight, along to fifteen
for like ninety miles, and thatcould cause some problems. We'll tell you
(31:17):
about that. We'll come back.We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway
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It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to The Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. It'sConway Show. Wow, this hour is
almost over. That's wild, that'sa wild all right, all right,
let's start with we got a guydown here, Krozier, a victim of
a crime. Where'd you almost getmurdered? No, not that bad,
(00:24):
kind of felt like it though.Oh wait, Bello said you got murdered,
almost murdered. Now, I didn'tmean it like that, though,
literally, I mean it in adifferent way. Show there, Well,
what happened? I got hacked?My Amazon account got hacked. Oh who
cares, I'm just kidding. Sohow that happened? They on Sunday I
(00:45):
started getting email saying, oh,your order has been confirmed. And you
know you have a couple of autoyou know, you know, buys that
you know come up every couple ofmonths, paper towels, toilet paper,
all that stuff. So I didn'tthink too much of it. And then
another one came through, and thenI looked at it and it's like all
of a sudden, and somebody orderedlike a box of pens and jen being
a tea shirt. I goes,you order a box of pens. He
goes, Uh, No, youwouldn't see it anyways, because we're not
(01:07):
on the same account. So thenI started seeing an order for a couple
hundred dollars worth of like ten shoes, and then another three hundred, four
hundred and five hundred, and likeracked up to about three thousand really quickly.
That got ordered on Amazon. Andthen they ordered like a carburetor or
something like that for a couple grandand I was like, what, Wow,
did immediately your wife thought you weredating somebody else. That's how my
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wife would have thirty or forty women'sshoes. Yeah, that's my wife would
have had to come to that determinationreal quickly. Oh, it must be
another gal. That's not the carburetorsfor me. She called the bank and
had the car canceled. So thenwe had to I had to go yesterday
and to the banking. Oh itsucks. And then I went onto Amazon
and changed the password and put inthe two step verification, which I didn't
(01:53):
realize I didn't have, and uh, at that point Amazon had already flagged
it. So all of the allof those those orders, they were canceled,
but they had already gone through.And so now since then, yesterday
and today, we've gotten tons ofboxes delivered to the house. Oh wow,
do you get to keep them?They say they're doing. I talked
(02:14):
to them today and they said thatthey're doing like a five to seven day
investigation at the end of which they'lllet me know what to do with them
if anything, but more often thannot that you just keep everything. Really
yeah, oh I gotta get hacked. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah,
I know, that's what I wasthinking, Like, Man, couldn't have
been anything like good stuff in here? Yeah? Is there anything good?
If you opened the boxes? Itis. I opened a couple of packages
(02:35):
yesterday and there was that box ofpins and like seven pair of shoes so
far. And I got giant boxestoday delivered. You know, I've never
been hacked before, you know,not going on in Amazon. But they
screwed up and ordered ones where Iordered one hundred batteries, you know,
(02:55):
because it was like twenty four dollarsfor one hundred you know, double A
or whatever it was, and theydidn't send me a hundred. They send
me a thousand, and so Icalled Amazon. I go, hey,
they send me a thousand I orderedone hundred for twenty four bucks, and
he goes, oh, yeah,I see that. Just keep them,
you know, it costs too muchsend them back. So I was giving
batteries out to everybody for literally liketwo years. You know, Hey,
(03:16):
you guys need batteries, and likeguys like, yeah, not really,
And I'll call another guy, Heydo you need batteries. He's like,
what's going on with you that you'recalling everybody and asking if they need batteries.
I shut it down. I'm notgetting all the ladies around here with
their shoe sizes. Yeah right,But that's that's wild, buddy. I
mean anything like out exotic, likea carburetor's kind of wild. There was
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there was a carburetor, and thenthere was also a printer, like it
was like three hundred bucks just initself. It was like something for the
printer or just like a home printer. Was like they still make those home
printer But thankfully, Jen and Iwe work with this charity out near US
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called Shoe is that Fit that givethat just give free shoes and socks and
stuff to underprivileged to kids. Mostlyprobably donate most of them there. When
I was speaking of you, know, ordering things that your wife thanks for
having an affair. When I wasin third grade, I opened up my
dad's glove compartment and uh, andyou know, rummaging around, and then
(04:23):
I looked at my dad and hisshirt was up a little. I go,
I go, hey, Dad,when did you start wearing a bra?
And he's like, ever since yourmom found it in the glove compartment.
Okay, And see that on theDwarf series. But I guess you're
getting to it, getting to it. That would have been great. Door
(04:46):
fund cheating, that would have beengreat. You should have done one of
those, like an off off marketsort of odd Dwarf tape doorf on uh,
you know mass you know, murderingor something STDs. Yes, that
would have been great. That's agood one. Yes, Dwarf on STDs.
(05:09):
Yes, Oh my god, thatwould have been awesome. That would
have been great. I saw andSharon ended up posting it as well.
But I also saw in line thatthe video of when your dad won an
Emmy. Oh yeah, and hehad, and I guess he wasn't there
and he had Harvey Corman go upthere and and do the acceptance speech.
Fanta hilarious acceptance speech. And I'mwondering did your dad actually write that,
(05:32):
because he said it was a notethat Tim had given him. Well,
I think it was. That wasthe year after he got sued. He
got sued for twenty four million dollars, which he didn't have I by the
way, because he went up thereand read a an acceptance speech that he
wrote, and he and it wasa fake what do you call those things?
(05:55):
Western Union? It was a telegramand it was a fake telegram that
he got from a pitch and putin Tarzana. He says, you know,
from the guys the pitching putt.Congratulations on your emmy. I hope
you can stop by. The MarkTwain hole is our newest hole. You
know. It was just an adfor the you know, for the pitching
putt, for the miniature golf place. But my dad meant to give out
(06:17):
Ernie Anderson's home number for the phonenumber for the golf place, and he
said eight one to eight blah blahblah blah blah blah bob. And he
did it again, but he screwedup the last number and it was to
a real estate company and they gothundreds and hundreds of calls, and so
they sued NBC and my dad fortwenty four million dollars. And my dad
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never really showed any nervousness about that, even though he probably should have,
and he sort of kept it in. He knew how to like control his
stress. When he didn't, hedidn't show it very often. Something that
was a something was a real gift. Yeah, something's a real gift.
If you can hide your stress fromother people, do it. Do it.
I'm not talking to you, I'mjust talking at people. If you
(07:03):
can. If you can, Iknow a croach. You hide your stress
better to anybody, anybody, buddy. And you've had you've had some,
you know, real stressful situations.You know with your daughter, and you
know your your situation, and you'venever ever come in and been anything but
upbeat. All right, So youshould write a book on how to do
that. You're like king of it. But some people don't know how to
(07:25):
hide their stress. They bring itto work and they lay it on everybody.
You know, they're nervous all thetime, they're stressed all the time.
He just it's it's always a turnoff. I always touch a yea turnoff.
I'm not talking about anybody here.So if you're driving home listening,
I'm not talking about you. God, alright, you're listening to Tim Conway
(07:48):
Junior on demand from kf I AMsix forty. Do you hear that there's
a new variant coming out with COVIDflirt flirt. Yeah, it's actually a
combination of a couple variants that theycombined to make the word flirt. Looking
forward to that supposed to be morecontagious but not as severe. Yeah,
(08:09):
I think it's uh, well,look I hope nobody gets it, but
it is more contagious you saying,yes, but less severe. Yes,
okay, so like a common cold. Yeah, there's some people. Yeah,
you know, and we've said thison the air before, so you've
heard it. Maybe take a cigarettebreak. But if you enjoyed COVID like
(08:31):
some people did, you know,there's like an odd quirky thing about some
people. They like the order of, you know, staying at home in
the masks. They like the forced, the no choice of I got to
be home. Yeah, yeah,there was something to that for a while.
But if you really enjoyed COVID,you know, the separation, the
masks, staying at home, thatwhole thing speaking of some people that work
(08:52):
here. Yeah, and if youwant to go back just for like an
hour to that Whole Foods with themasks. Yeah, the masks these separating
from each other. Man, they'rethey're really in the second week of COVID
over there. I do like thethem keeping a couple of feet away from
you. I do like that.Yeah, yeah, you know I noticed
(09:13):
them at Whole Foods. You know, they don't have like lazed potato chips
or Dorito's. I can't find anyof the stuff I eat over there.
It's their version, right, It'slike Trader Joe's or Aldi, but in
a different way. Wait, allthese brands I grew up on, I
can't find you Aldi. You're right. Aldi is a you know, it's
(09:33):
like wow, it's like, youknow, Dave's licorice, like what and
fruit hoops and it's like eight centsmore less than real fruit loops. Like
what am I saving on? He? And they and the the uh,
(09:54):
the the the I guess the runthe say pitch over at Trader Joe's forever
was our buyer goofed, you know, That's what they always used to say,
Oh yeah, he bought too much. You know, we got broccoli
here are buyer goofed and he boughtsix million tons of broccoli, so it's
on sale, yeah, for ninecents a pound or whatever. And then
(10:18):
like they did that for like twentyyears, and I thought, man,
nobody's ever going to fire this buyer. This guy's just goofing all the time.
He's buying way too much crap.And I love how it is.
That is the verbiage that they use, like on the on the on the
Trader Joe's the little newsletters they putout emails, did you get it?
Starts with oops, we goofed?Hey, we goofed? What is that?
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We bought ten million pounds of chunkchocolate and you can buy it at
the cash register and every piece willbe a different price chocolate without the E
on the end. And every guylooks like he's a major d at Islands
Restaurant. You're gonna love it.Ah, that's great, man, that's
(11:05):
great. Hey, our buddy MarkChrisky is down. I love that dude.
I text him all the time.He texts me. He's one of
my favorite guys. Yeah. I'vegotten to be friends with Mark Chrisky and
he's a really sweet man, veryfunny guy, very good family man.
He's got a great sense of humor, and he's just like, if you
(11:26):
were going to start a like anews station, you want to start with
a guy like Mark Chrisky. Justeverybody enjoys him. He was devastated.
I text him during the whole SamRuben when Sam Ruben passed away. He
was absolutely devastated over them. Heloved that Sam Ruben man. But anyway,
(11:48):
so Mark Chrisky is not well,so keep by him in your prayers.
Recovering from a mild stroke, whichis odd because he's young. I
think he's like, I don't know, thirty six on my old He has
had some health issues over the lastcouple of years. He oh, I
did not, I did not.I know. It's about our friend and
colleague, Mark Chrisky, KTLA's longtimemorning weatherman, who is recovering after suffering
(12:11):
a mild stroke earlier this week.Mark is getting the best medical care and
looks forward to being back with theteam soon. He checked in with us
just today. He is in goodspirits and wants to thank everyone who has
reached out. All of us atKTLA are thinking of Mark and his family
at this time and look forward toseeing him soon. Yes, kat La
family loves you Mark. We'll seeit Gary soon. Well, I think
(12:31):
I can tell you his wife,Jennifer, she will definitely make sure he
gets the best. Yeah, herewe're in. Yes, kat La family
loves you Mark. We'll see itGary. Suit. That'll be the same
when I have a stroke. Yes, kat La family loves you Marked,
k Ifi family loves you Tim.Who would be saying that? I think
nobody, Sharon, I don't know. Do you think Gary would say it?
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No? Do you think Gary Hoffmanwould say it? Oh? I
thought you were talking about Gary.Oh no, our in turn say the
sentence again. All right, let'splay it again for you ready, let's
say here. Yes, kat Lafamily loves you Mark. I'll see it
very soon, Kate Kfi family lovesyou Tim, We'll see you really soon.
It really does sound like Sharon inthere too. Yeah, Chare wouldn't
(13:20):
say that. Yes, kat Lafamily loves you Mark, I'll see it.
Belly would be like, hey,is there any room on the gas
show? Like that show? Waita slide in there? Yeah, that
sucker for a while. Get outof here early, you know, get
back to my dolgies. All right, belly, you don't have to celebrate
(13:41):
mine. Sorry, my health,my ill health with you. Yeah,
that's wrong with you. You're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty. We got togive belliol an Ata girl Bellio deserves some
praise here Why she has somehow gottenour Facebook and Instagram and TikTok and x
(14:07):
formerly known as Twitter through the roofBellue. I don't know how you did
that. I guess it's just alot of hard work. But how much
are we up? How many?What we are? They? Follows,
likes? What's on Facebook? OnFacebook? It follows follows? How many
people are literally following us? Around? Almost two hundred and sixty six thousand.
(14:28):
Love to have more. You're welcometo join us A Conway's show on
Facebook, Instagram and X that's cooland Tim Conway Junior Show on TikTok.
Wow one, come on, areinvited by two hundred and sixty six thousand.
How does that measure up two othershows or the station? Or we're
doing a little better? Oh weare? Yeah, it's a number that
(14:48):
I can't even get my head around. Yeah, probably right, that's probably
a big number. That's a bignumber, Belly. You congratulations, thank
you, well to you also becauseyou participate well, which is super helpful.
Reluctantly, but you do it.Yes, it makes a big difference.
Okay, that's it does. Allright. Well, look, I've
always said I couldn't do the showwithout you, guys, and actually you
(15:11):
have said you could, but youlike Okay, I'll rephrase that I could
easily do without you. We don'thave to say easily. Oh my god,
it's so rude. It never stops. But I but it is better,
Krozier pointed out today the show isa billion times better when Belly is
here. That's that's something he saidto her before the program. But I
(15:33):
didn't hear you echo that. ConOh I think I did, didn't I
I think I did? If I, if I, if I did,
next time, he says, Iwill, I'll be sure to listen.
Okay. It is an absolute absencewhen you're not here, Billy. That's
(15:56):
right, Belly. But I alwayssaid that, Belly about you, You're
the heart and soul the four floor. I've always seen you have always said
that. That is true. Thankyou, and very rarely do radio people
compliment each other, and radio usuallyhate everybody. Everybody hate who you work
with, you, hate who yousit next to. You just it's just
a big hate fist. But Ienjoy coming in to see you, you
(16:19):
folks, we also do. Allright, let's get to with some Turks
and Caicos. Do you know wherethat is? Turks and Caicos? Steph
is where would you if you're goingto Turks and Turks and Caicos, where
would you go? It's down byCuba, right, Yes, buddy,
you're like a world travel well becauseI mean, if I ever win the
lotto, I would just live thereat Turks and Caicos, live on those
(16:41):
bungalows over the clear. One's okay, Oh that's cool. But one thing
you can't bring what ammunition? Nobullets. Don't bring bullets with you.
You could be spending the rest ofyour life in the Turks and Caicos prison.
A homecoming. The Hagrich family waitedone hundred one days for and Hagrich
back in Pennsylvania after facing the potentialof a twelve year prison sentence in Turks
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and Caicos over AMMO found in hisluggage. Yeah, he had two shells,
two bullets that he forgot was inhis luggage. TSA didn't nab him
when he was on his way overthere, but the Turks and Caicos,
the Turks and Caicos people, theyfound it and they threw him in jail,
and he was going to be Hehad an opportunity, obviously to leave
(17:27):
with his family if he didn't havethe bullets. But once they found those
bullets, the family left and healmost spent eleven or twelve years in prison
because of that two tiny little bullets. It's the hardest time of my life,
you know, just being separated fromyour family's as a father, as
(17:48):
a provider, and to not bethat figure in your family's life. It's
a very tough pill to swallow.But have these guys here right now,
this is everything. Heggridge is oneof five Amyrias arrested since December on charges
of possessing AMMO all in his Theydid not realize the bullets were in their
luggage. Three remain on the islandsin legal limbo, but Brian's case may
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have just set a precedent. Whenhe and his wife walked out of court
Friday after receiving a one year suspendedsentence and a sixty seven hundred dollars five
Yeah, you know, I dida little research on Turks and Caicos because
it is beautiful. But man,oh man, is the crime through the
roof in Turks and Caicos. Wa. You got to be very careful when
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you go to Turks and Caicos,Man oh man, you can get wiped
out. Wiped out and Turks andCacos. They promptly boarded a flight home,
just absolutely overwhelmed. There's just somuch joy. It's just amazing how
just a matter of twelve hours mylife has just it's been a complete one
eighty looking at twelve years to now. My biggest concern is coaching my kids'
(18:56):
baseball games tomorrow and that is sucha relief. Well, that's kind of
cool, right, sounds like agood dad. Oh, how long he's
back before he misses Turks and Cako'sprison and he's like, ah, man,
had it made. Senator John Fettermanand Congressman Guy Resenthaler met the family
at the airport. They were partof a delegation of lawmakers that traveled to
Turks and Caicos earlier this month,hoping to bring all the Americans home.
(19:18):
I'm ecstatic that Turks and Caicos didthe right thing here, but now we've
got to remember there's still three Americansthat are wrong for the detained on that
island, and that draconian law isstill in place. So we need to
warn other Americans about the dangers ofgoing to Turks and Caicos. Yes,
yes, you got to warn Americansdon't go to Turks and Caicos. We
need to warn other Americans about thedangers of going to Turks and Caicos.
(19:38):
Yeah, pass. You know whatthey should do to bring those other three
chaps home is park and aircraft carrierright in their harbor and uh and say,
hey, those three are getting onthe ship in ten minutes, or
we're going to sink this island.It would take ten minutes. Ryan Watson
was Brian's roommate. Since Watson's arrestin April. Isn't Turks and Caicos run
(20:00):
by the Brits or it was runI think it was run by the Brits
for a long time. Did theyget their independence? I don't know.
I don't know much about Turks andCaicos. Ryan Watson was Brian's roommate since
Watson's arrest in April after airport securityfound four rounds of hunting ammo in his
carry on bag as he and hiswife were about to board a flight home
to Oklahoma. He's expected in courtthis week. Reminds me of a Sam
(20:22):
Kinnison line. Sam Kinnison went tolax and they found a loaded pistol,
loaded handgun in his luggage and hediscovered he figured it out, his wife
had put it in there. Hisex soon to be ex wife stuck that
gun in his luggage. That's agreat way to get your husband, right,
(20:42):
husband. And he actually, rightaround the time that that happened,
he was actually working at a clubthat I was the mcoh Is that right?
So I would intro you know,he did like a run there,
and he had his wife there too, and his wife's had a twin sister.
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, And he would bring
it up and he go, oh, yeah, that was just an accident,
right, baby. She'd flip himoff from the audience. Man,
(21:06):
where what club did you work in? Where he was performing? I was
called the Polo Club Polo Lounge outin Rancha Cucamonga. Wow, I didn't
know that, man. I Iused to drive around town whenever he was
in playing, and I used toI used to I was like a like
a like a like a really likea stalker almost. I used to go
pull him everywhere. Uh. Hisbrother Bill, I think it is,
was the one who kind of gotthe contact that got him to come out
(21:29):
to us. And he did abouta month or two straight there, oh
every week. In fact, thatwas the time when he when he crashed
his vet up in the Hollywood Hills. Oh yeah, walked away from it.
Yeah, right behind the comedy store. Yeah. And he was actually
due to work that first night atour club that next night, and he
didn't show, all coked up drivingaround. He would be there all night
(21:49):
long, like till the early morningin the back room after the shows.
Oh that's great, I used to. I woke up one morning, I
was probably, I don't know,my late twenties, and I had nothing
going on, and in the newspaperI read that he was gonna be playing
at the Sands Hotel. And Igot in the car and I drove to
the Vegas at the Sands Hotel tosee him, and then drove home.
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That's what kind of fan I wasof Sam Kinnison. The nicest guy too,
greatest guy in the world, justlike like alarmingly sweet. Yeah,
a really really nice band and oneof the funniest, most original guys ever.
Just great. Go look him up. We can't play much of his
stuff on the air because it's wild. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
(22:33):
demand from KFI AM six forty humpDay. Trash Day for me, as
you get older, you look forwardto that. You look forward to getting
the cans out of on the street, empty them all out so you can
start with fresh trash the next day. Interesting. I enjoy it, like
hitting the trash truck come by andpick the stuff up. Always, since
(22:56):
I was a kid, I alwayslike to look at the trash truck as
he came by and took those barrelsaway. You were that kid, yeah,
yeah, yeah, do you rememberyou know, before the automated machine,
the guy would hang on the offthe back of the truck and put
those cans in himself. That wasthe cool part. Yeah, And I
always I always ran outside if anambulance came down our street, I'd always
(23:18):
run down outside this to see ifI could see where it was going or
fire truck or whatever. And Imy wife caught me the other night last
night doing that. Fire truck cameby her house last night. I ran
out in the front yard and waslooking to see where it went. And
she goes, got it, mighty, you're liking you're like four, And
I said, yeah, I know. I just want to see where it's
going. He should get you withlike a little little toy trash trash trucks
(23:42):
and then we can be outside ofthe sidewalk when he comes by. I
just never grew up, never reallypassed around third grade ever really stretched out.
Panda Express is in the news.They're turning up the heat on their
most iconic dish. The fast foodchain has just launched a spicy version of
(24:03):
the beloved orange chicken entree. Wow, so you know the regular orange chicken
is set to go off? Aboutit? It has a timerround. It's
about an hour and a half afteryou eat it supposed to launch off.
Now this is only a half hourlaunch out. Yeah, so if you
want to clean yourself out in abouta half hour, that's the way to
(24:25):
go. And would it be inthe same bowl as the original or they
have to make another one for it. Oh, yeah, you're right.
I don't know, but they wouldhave to clean the walkout. You're right,
because the orange chicken is bigger thanany of the other ones. Next.
Yeah, and you know the onething you have to ask when you
go into a Panda Express you haveto say, what's fresh? You know,
because some of that trap sits therefor a long time. I love
how Steph knows that which is one'sbigger, Like he's bought multiple side by
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side, and which is going togive me more for this? But don't
you always want the fresh stuff?Sure? You know, Like when they
put the old stuff on top ofthe fresh stuff to change out the items,
you're like, hey, can yoube favorite? Can you can I
get the fresh part of that?It's on the side, not on the
other side. Yeah, right there, that's the fresh park. Can I
get some of that? But that'swhy, you know, And nothing is
(25:11):
better than hot Panda Express. Nothingcomes close when it's hot, However,
when it's cold. Yeah, Iwon't lie. When I'm getting the rice
or the veggies in the beginning andyou see them put the fresh orange chicken.
Oh, you're like, Oh,that's gonna be a good un down.
Yeah, yeah, touchdown. I'mI'm with you, man, I'm
(25:37):
with you. I love that pandExpress. None of my my my,
my mind loves it, and mymouth loves it. The rest my body
has turned on it doesn't like itat all, but my man, my
mind and my mouth love it.My digestive as soon as it hits the
throat and goes down, every otherpart of my body says, no way,
(26:00):
We're not doing this anymore. ButI love it. I enjoy that
Panda Express. All right, Walgreens, we want to try to save your
money because everybody's broke. Walgreens,they're going to follow Targets. I guess
I suit here and lower prices foreverybody over the summer. So Target,
Walgreens, and Walmart they're going totry and save you some money this summer.
(26:22):
Walgreens is the latest retailer slashing pricesin an effort to lure shoppers back
turned off by high prices. Today, Walgreens announced that it's cutting prices on
a thousand items both online and addedstores. The price cuts will apply to
both name brand and store brands.Walmart and Target have also lowered prices after
the inflation spike in recent years.Retailers hope cutting prices will encourage more people
(26:48):
to splurge. Yeah, I thinkyou're right. You know, it's a
great stock to buy. I thinkand listen. I'm not a money whiz
here, but every time I goto Costco, so it's full. Every
time, there are people waiting outsidein line to get food, there are
people inside buying items. It's alwayspacked. Yeah, I've never seen Costco
(27:12):
even half empty. I'm with you, much less empty, never, ever,
ever, ever, ever. Youcould have bought Costco stock when it
first opened, you know, backin nineteen eighty four for four dollars and
seventy nine cents a share, forseventy nine a share, four dollars seventy
(27:33):
nine cents. Now it's eight hundredand six dollars and fifty two cents a
share. If you would have putsome money in Costco when it opened,
you would have made twenty one thousandpercent of your money, so two hundred
and ten times your money. Ifyou put in one thousand dollars, you'd
(27:56):
had two point one million dollars.Are there similar stores like that? That?
Well, I invested that did notwork out that way. Oh yeah,
most of them. Yeah, Ibet most of them wiped out.
It's like Sam's Club and all that'sthat. They all do well, right,
yeah, yeah, yeah SAMs.Yeah, sam'sub is Walmart, but
yeah, I think at Target,you know, Walmart. I don't think
(28:18):
you can go wrong with these,but for some reason, Costco. I
mean, that's an astronomical stock price. Eight hundred and six dollars and fifty
two cents. That's crazy. Butagain, you know, the old rule
of thumb is buy a stock thatyour wife loves, you know, whatever
company your wife loves, buy thatstock. And I don't think you can
(28:41):
go wrong. Well, maybe youcan. I don't know, maybe you
can go real wrong. Who knows, they can lose everything. But Costco.
I've never waited so long for foodin my life. You know,
the economy is in the toilet whenthere's forty people in front of you wanting
to get a slice of pizza fora buck ninety nine. A dollar ninety
nine for a slice of pizza,but it's huge, it's a big ass
slice, and the hot dogs arestill a buck fifty and you get a
(29:03):
soda with that. That's a goodprice. The ice cream that I got
last night a dollar ninety nine formore ice cream than you could ever eat.
I can't wipe out a whole icecream. I'll get nauseous. Yeah.
I've even seen some guys when theyget the hot dog, they'll turn
down the drink I see it.Or they'll get like three I don't need
that many drinks, or they offersomebody in the line to drink, like
(29:25):
anybody want a free yeah, yeah, yeah, like, oh, I
know, I'm gonna get my ownfree drink here. I do love Costco.
You know, there's something about Costcoin and out that it's more than
just an experience. It's an experience, it's more than just buying stuff.
And there's something weird about Costco.And there's something weird about in and out
where you go there and you don'tmind if there's forty people in front of
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you when you're waiting to pay foryour Costco stuff. Sometimes there's twenty people
in line, you sort of justhang. But if you were at Gelson's
or a supermarket and there are twentypeople in front of you, you'd be
killing somebody. He'd be you know, taking a knife out and throwing into
somebody's back. But at Costco,you just sort of wait and you sit
there and you wait, and thecashiers are pretty cool and they move pretty
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quickly, and you wait and youwait for your stuff. That's what you
do. Like in and out.It's the same thing. You wouldn't wait
at Burger King with forty people infront of you, you think it's closed,
Like why are there forty people infront of Burger King? At Burger
King, you eye the line andyou say, and if there's more than
three people, you move on.Right. You do a quick scame when
you walk in the door and yougo eh, yeah, right right yeah.
(30:30):
But in and out there's forty carslike oh light night, yeah right,
yeah, oh I'll hang here.What the hell? Unless you're like
on the way to Vegas, youknow, and you stop in and you
see like Carls Junior or one ofthose places like on the way where you
know another one isn't for a longway to wait, like all right,
that's right, man, that's right. And speaking of that, I think
it's tonight is Angel Martinez with us? Jeers? Cheers? Angel, you
(30:53):
with us? I am right,hey? Is tonight the night where they're
going to shut the electricity down onthe five fifteen, two nights the night
I think it is happening. Yes, it is in Baker. Okay,
we'll come back and talk about it. We gotta take a break. We'll
come back and talk about it,all right. Age of Martias will tell
you where the electricity is going tobe shut off tonight, along to fifteen
for like ninety miles, and thatcould cause some problems. We'll tell you
(31:17):
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