Hour 2 | WNBA - Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark @ConwayShow

Episode Transcript

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It's CAMF I am six forty andyou're listening to The Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app. Did yousee the Sheriff's lost a couple of ye?
Dude, I mean, how doesanybody escape sheriff's custody? It happens
all too frequently, and it's justhappened again. It just happened again.
How does it happen? I don'tknow. I don't know how you get

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out of sheriff's custody. I meanin Shawshank Redemption, it took the guy
years to dig out of Shawshank Prison. Yeah. Look, I respect cops,
I think if you go back tothe history of the show, probably
more so than any other program inLA. But they are county employees.
Sometimes they just look at the clockand they're like, hey, they are

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the guys still in the back?Oh no, they're gone. You know
what kind of paper? Also,the the deputies realize these guys are going
to get out in two hours anyway, you know, so Oh well,
I don't know if that's true inthis case, but maybe, yeah,
maybe maybe. I'm just if you'rethe guy, and I mean that generically
man or a woman who's there asa you know, the officer who's responsible

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for that prisoner in your custody.I'm thinking there's a lot of paperwork associated
with losing that. Oh yeah,sure, yeah. And there's a lot
of speed wrapping with your your yourboss. Yeah yeah, all right,
where were you again? What happenedagain? Right? You know, it's
a lot of that, And Ithink the boss, the boss's boss is
on it, like, hey,one of your people lost somebody in custody.
This goes all the way up toLuna, right, somebody. Absolutely,

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it's all over the news. There'ssomebody, somebody has escaped sheriff's custody.
Look but but isn't this true ofevery inmate? For every waking moment
you're in prison, aren't you thinkingof how to get the hell out of
there? Either legally or physically oremotionally, psychological? And once you've at
it all those things, you wantto get the hell out of where you

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are. And some people do itphysically. Some people do it emotionally.
You know, they read and theyand they get into a zen. You
know, they write the shinned themselvesto where the physical spaces, but they
can expand their mind. That's right, that's what I was trying to say,
and you put it in Layman's termsthat now any listener can understand what
I was plunking through. Yeah,that's a true story. All right.

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I don't know if you know this, but this is at five ten every
Tuesday, we do our in WNBA, a WNBA story. We do a
story in WNBA. You didn't spendlong on the naming of the segment.
We did not. We did not. But the WNBA they're looking at,

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you know, Angel Reese's of course, she played for LSU and she's the
one that got into an argument witha lovely one, Caitlin Clark, and
she now Angel Reese says she's responsiblefor the popular the you know, the
the upticking popular attendance and ratings ofthe WNBA. Oh, Angel Reese is
taking credit. That's right, that'sright. Let's find out how she put

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this together, all right, becauselook, it may be true. I
don't know it all started from thenext championship game. I've been feeling this
for two years now and understanding like, yeah, negative things are probably said
about me, but honestly, I'lltake that because Cpero Woks Basketbooks. People
are talking about women's basketboots. Younever would be talking about wis basketball.
Fortunately they interviewed her at the trainstation women's room. Could you get a

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little farther away from the mic?God, people are pulling up to games.
We g selector's coming games so long, and it's like just because of
one six game. Okay, Anyway, the reason why basketball not just acup
one person, it's because it meanssomething. I'm much out of her last
there. Okay, she says,because of meats. That's right, it
might be, It might be.That's possible. Sure, it is possible.
But that Caitlyn Clark is getting workedin the WNBA. They really don't

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know where their bread is buttered.Yeah, that that doesn't seem smart.
No, you know it doesn't seemsmart because it's not smart. Right if
it doesn't matter what the woman is, you know, gay, straight,
white, black, Hispanic, Asian. You know, whatever, I leave
somebody else loose if they can improveyour salary and improve the visibility of your

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game, you don't physically attack them. You you sort of put them on
a pedestal and go, hey,wow, look at this, she's great,
and you maybe even let her throwsome threes up. I think you're
I mean, I don't know thatyou I don't know that you tank it
to allower, but I do definitelythink it. Don't go out of your
way to rough her up. Look, there's been a tacit understanding that's been

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talked about. In fact, it'sbeen mentioned in documentaries and written about in
sports columns that the refs can oftentimestalk about NBA refs can be a little
easier on some of the stars thanthey are on some of the players that
are not as big stars. Thatcame out that if you know, if
if the Lakers complain and Shaquille O'Neillback then or you know, now it's

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Lebron James, if he complains alot, and it goes all the way
up to the head of you know, to Silver, to the head of
the NBA, and he tells therefs, Hey, you know, you
guys are calling these ticky tack fowls. You know the next game that this,
you know, the Lakers are gonnakick ass. Yeah, I mean
there's a reason that the butts arein the seats, and yes, yeah,

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Lebron James is one of them.I mean, that's why I don't
understand fouling out. You know,you go to see Lebron James and he
fouls out. I don't like that. I like that rule. So the
idea of somehow that Kaitlyn Clark isnot someone who the league takes care of
a little bit, it is odd. It is odd. I mean,
these are not the brightest women whoare attacking her because you wouldn't do that,

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you know, or maybe that isLook, maybe it's impact opposite.
They're competitors, you know, theywant, they don't want. They resent
the fact, this is my senseof it, that they resent the fact
that everybody's associating all the success ofthe league now with this one. They
may resent it, but it istrue Kaitlyn Clark, who's the reason the
league's got. But let's say that, you know, let's let's say that

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Steve Gregory, his show on weekendstook off and it's becoming ratings bonanza,
and this station makes a lot moremoney because Steve Gregory on the weekends is
doing his show Unsolved and it's goinggangbusters. We wouldn't in the hall,
you know, push him around.We would say, hey, what a
great job you're doing. Everybody's makingmore money because of you speak for yourself,

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coach already getting pushed around in thehall attack. Yeah, but I
mean they're competitors and it happens inevery sport. You see it right now
the French Open to tennis. Thebest players go on and the player on
the other side of the that istrying to put up their very best game.
But there's no physical shoving going on. I mean that's the difference.
But maybe again we're all talking aboutit because of the shoving. Guy.

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No, there's that too, youknow, we never think about that aspect
of You're listening to Tim Conway Junioron demand from k I AM six forty
are Thompson's here every Tuesday from fourto seven pm. Had a new hours
settling and they're not even so newanymore. Now they'll be two years old

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in January. She's been that long. It'll be two years in January.
So much better though, right.Oh, you know what, when I
started the afternoon four to seven insteadof seven to ten, I had this
sort of fantasy that I would gohome and I'd be living in nineteen seventy
eight. I'd get home, mywife would have dinner ready, my daughter

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would be at the table and we'dhave dinner together and we'd talk for an
hour or two and then maybe gosee a movie, a drive in or
something. But I go home.My wife's in her office, you know,
doing her thing, and my daughteris usually upstairs, but now she
has a car. She's out withher buddies, and I, you know,
just watch Fox New. Well,I can see that would be an

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upgrade from much too much. Yourother life was, Yeah, I do
the Laura Ingram's, Jesse Waters notso much a Sean Hannity guy. Yeah,
by that time, I've got allmy news. Yeah, never gets
old. And then what's his name? Who's the guy does the talk show,
Greg Guttfeldt? Oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, g squared.

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If you like that kind of thing, yeah, of course, you
know, you can never never getenough of it, all right. Lake
Tahoe is a beautiful place. Youever been to Lake Tahoe? Oh,
I think it's one of the mostbeautiful places literally an olive Earth. I
think you're right. I agree withyou. And do you know that there's
enough water in the Lake of LakeTahoe. It's very, very deep to
cover California with eight inches of water. I'd heard something like that. That's

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wow that you say. Is iteight inches of water? Wow? I
heard a foot, but I saideight inches. Just not. I've heard
it three inches, but I don'tthink I can't remember I heard three inches.
Eight inches. All right, I'llgo with your late inches. The
point is you can cover the entirestate of California with water with a number
of inches of water. That's right. Yeah, And I don't know whether
it's three or eight, but Idon't think there's much of a difference,

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you know. So, Lake Tahoeis full. Lake Tahoe is full the
first time since twenty nineteen. Ithink let's find out. Let's find out
how full is late. Lake Tahoeis completely full for the first time in
five years. Yeah, you're right, five years about that. Man.
You're on top of news, buttry to stay on top of it to

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Lake Tahoe is completely full for thefirst time in five years. That's according
to the US Department of Agriculture.While that might be great news for the
Lake Tahoe ecosystem, we're learning itcould create a bit of a headache for
summer visitors. Higher water levels meansless space on popular lake Tahoe beaches.
Those beaches will likely feel more crowdedthis year. Okay, man, there's

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always a downer. You can neverhave a good you can't just enjoy it.
Yeah, it's like, oh,you got a lot of rain.
Yeah, wait till fire season thissummer. Why can't we enjoy the rain?
There's always something to complain about?Always do you do? Janice Pages?
You're familiar with that actress Nannis Page? Who is she? He star

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Jennis Page has died. Yeah.Page's nearly sixty year career span Broadway,
film and television. She died ofnatural causes at her La home. She
reached some of her greatest heights onBroadway, including these Smash It the Pajama
game. Page was one hundred andone years old. Oh my god,
that's a real life. What arun plus you had. You know that's
a real actress, right, shewas on Broadway, she was on the

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legit stage, theater and then moviesand television. Are you a big Dead
fan? Do you like the GratefulDead? I like your music, but
I'm not a fan now. Yeah, well, you know they're supposed to
be playing at the sphere. Iwant to go to that even though I'm
not a fan, but would yougo, oh yeah, if we put
a weekend together, you'll go.You a heartbeat, that's gonna I've never
been to a Grateful Dead concert,but I heard their performance at the Sphere

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with all the lights and all thedrugs and all the craziness is an experience
that Grateful Dead fans who've been followingthat band for years say it tops any
concert they've been to. I don'tdislike their music, so I know i'd
enjoy it, and I heard theexact same thing, and that spear is
supposed to be amazing. Tim,if you're serious, I would go,
I'm ready for this, all right, But but it's going to be expensive.

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You can't get in that sphere forunder four or five hundred bucks.
Yeah, well, thank you verymuch in advance. Really do appreciate it.
You got it. I mean,I come here. It's not about
the money. But once in awhile, when you do something like that,
that's great. Have you been you'venot been in this sphere? I'm
excited to go. I haven't seenit either, but I've been to Vegas
while it was open, I justdidn't go in. Have you been to
Vegas? While it was yes,yes, you didn't go in. I

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didn't go in. Now, ifthat's a sign of a true gambler,
you know, I think we haveto resign ourselves to the fact that we're
more interested in slot machines and pokerand gambling that we are going and see
a show. I get anxious whenI go to a show in Vegas,
like, oh, I know there'speople outside gambling costing me money. That's

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delusional. That's not that's degenerate anddelusional. I a friend of mine got
tickets to Tony Bennett, and some and my buddy Robbie Fox. His
dad is a big music guy,and he got his tickets to Tony Bennett.
And so he says, hey,let's go to the MGM. We're
gonna go see Tony Bennett. I'mlike, ah, okay, all right.

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So we go to the MGM,we see Tony Bennett, and in
the first five minutes of Tony Bennett, he sings I Left my Heart in
San Francisco, and so he's donewith that song. And I said,
hey, Robi, I'm gonna goto the bathroom. Gone. I went
out and I gambled for a couplehours, and he finally met me out
there. He goes, what's goingon? I go, he played his

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head, he paid it, paidit off too early, and he said,
well he did it again at theend. Oh well, I don't
know how many times I need tosee it, especially one night I saw
it because yeah, but at theend, the whole band was in.
Oh I'm sure somebody comes up onstage things with them. Yeah. Right,
And so I got the crappier versionof it, but I still saw

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it. And I was on acraps table, having the time of my
life, and I could hear inthe background and you could sort of hear
through the doors. So I wasfine. I was fine, man.
The only time that I've won,really won at craps, and I played
for years, although I think youreally know the craps table better than I

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do. But I was just killingtime waiting for Courtney to come into the
cause she was like, she wastalking at the shops, and I said,
I'm going to go in. I'mgonna be right here by the and
there's a craps table right there asyou go into the casino, and the
shops are just outside. So whileI'm waiting, I just put down a
little bit of money, and itstarted hitting, hitting, hitting, hitting,
and then I just press, press, press, press press. I

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might have won three thousand dollars.It took her an hour and fifteen minutes
to come back in the casino.This guy was on an incredible run,
and I talked to people about Ithink I may even called you after this,
because I talked to people to Oneof the guys said, I've never
seen a run like that. Younever, I mean, he said,
I've been working here a bone,I've never seen a run. And I'm
thinking, wow, if I hadreally like applied myself instead of just tried

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to kill twenty thousand, Yeah,I'm forty thousand. But it was just
and literally off of a little bed, I just pressed, press, pressed,
and just kept hitting. When shecame out of the mall and the
shops area, were you even?She said? She said, I'm so
sorry. I said, I'm sosorry. Are you kidding? You just
paid for our weekend? It wasgreat. That's really cool deal. You
know when you can hit and thewhole table gets into it, Oh my

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god, it was unreally good.And then there's a big crowd. People
are trying to get on the tableand they cant it was it was pretty
wild. That's the only time I'veever really, you've been around craps,
I think a lot more than Ihave. I was rolling crabs one night.
I was the guy rolling the diceand the guy next to me had
one hundred and twenty five thousand dollarson the table. It's big Texas guy,
Texas cowboy hat built, big beltbuckle, oil money probably, and

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I roll a seven seven out andhe loses one hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars. They take all of hischips that he had out there. And
I said to the guy, said, buddy, I'm really sorry. I
just cost you a lot of money. He goes, don't worry about young
man more that came from. Isn'tthat crazy? That's just terrific. Don't
worry about young man more. Thatcame from. What a great attitude.
That's great. Yeah, I costthe guy a house. You're listening to

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Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFIAM six forty. We're gonna heat wave
coming right, big one. It'sgonna be like twenty degrees warmer tomorrow or
ten degrees fourteen degrees in some places. Fortunately, I have decided this weekend
to go to the coolest place inthe nation. Oh where's that? To
hang out the water and just enjoymy weekend. Parker, Arizona. That's

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gonna be hot as eighties on hundrednineteen degrees. Yeah. So I have
a buddy who's with the LA Sheriff'sDepartment, and he's really cool dude,
and he always you know, helives in San Diego, but he works
in LA and so every time Ileave, he takes uh, you know,

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a small bedroom that we have inthe house, and he loves it.
I love it because there's somebody watchingthe house who is also a sheriff
or deputy. But he loves itbecause then he's like ten minutes from work,
so he stays at our house andand enjoys the home. Now that's
great. Yeah, that's really great. Good dude. Do the people that
Parker know that your dad played I'venever put that together until I was parking

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down there, n Parker getting outof my Orange Nikale's Navy Tim's dad's character's
name was Ensign Parker. That's that'scorrect, And he's going to Parker,
Arizona. That's right. That's awild uh coincidence is so you're gonna go

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there for stay in an air conditionedarea. I'm going to I'm going to
stay in a hotel. Yeah,I don't like staying at people's homes.
And I'm sorry. The reason you'regoing again, there's a float where you
get in the river near the ParkerDam and you float down the river in
a raft. And there's ten thousandpeople that do it. Wow, this

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is a big event. It's abig organized event. You gotta pay like
thirty or forty bucks a raft,whatever it is. And have you done
this before? My family's done itbefore. I've never gotten in the raft,
your family meaning a sofa and yeah, my wife, my daughter and
their friends. I usually just asthey passed the casino, I can see
them in the rafts and floating byenjoy themselves. So there is a casino

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there, Yes, I think thereis. Okay, I think there is.
I think it's somewhere near Parker.I don't know. Maybe it's in
downtown Parker. I don't know.I don't know. I mean I do,
I guess. All right, let'stalk about the let's talk about baseball,
all right. Major League Baseball lifetimeban for gambling on baseball. Guys

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never learned. Guys simply don't learn. Major League Baseball has officially banned the
San Diego Padres infielder to compete aMarcado band comes for gambling more than one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars on baseball. He gambled on at least twenty five
Pittsburgh Pirates games while he was playingfor the team last year. He was
on the injured list when he allegedlyplaced the bets. Four other minor league

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players are also under investigation for gambling. According to ESPN, They could face
one year suspensions according to MLB rules. Now, I heard that, I
don't know if it's true or not, that he only won four percent of
his bets. Yeah, a littleover four percent, which is remarkable.
I mean, and he's on theteam. Yeah, I mean it's he
bet almost exclusively on the outcomes ofgames and lost all of his bets involving

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the Pirates. That was the teammates. Wow, winning just four point three
percent of all of his Major LeagueBaseball related bets. Again, he is
a Major League Baseball Officionado, Imean, he's in the league sure,
so leave aside whether it's right orwrong. He does of a lifetime ban
now, but winning only four pointthree percent, I mean that is thank

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god. There guys like this makeme look a little bit better. You
know, I'm much better at himin at betting baseball. Yeah, he's
better at baseball, and I'm betterat betting baseball. You know, you
could get you could swing a cataround the room and uh, you know,
and have little plates of names ofteams. It could land on plates

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and it could beat four percent.Well, let's be almost impossible to win
only four percent of your bets.Yeah, you could throw a dart for
sure and do better. But it'swild. Twenty five of the bets included
wagers on pirates games while he wason the team's major league rosters or technically
you know, so it's first ofall, he didn't he didn't play in
any of those games, but thathe was on the roster. But it's

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a really dumb thing to do.I guess that's you know, maybe overstateing
the obvious. But he has alifetime ban. Yeah, you know,
you know, a lifetime ban involvesalso not being allowed in the stadium.
Oh that's right. Of course.Yeah, So if you're a fan of
the game, you're never going toattend the game. You can't go again.
I have to say. And Ilove gaming and gambling, and but

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if you told me, if youdo any of it, you're going to
lose you know, the radio,if they find out, you'll never be
on the radio again, You'll neverbe able to be with Tim on the
air again. But I would neverdo it. I mean other things to
bet on, yeah, or don'tbet There's also an option. I don't
know how that works, but ifsomebody said, you know, like when
I started here at KFI, Iwas told by my boss you cannot bet

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on ratings here at KFI. AndI said, oh, well, I
don't, uh, you know,gamble that much on ratings, and she
was no, no, she goes, you're not hearing it. You can't
bet on ratings. And I'm like, I don't really get it. She
goes, yeah, you can't beton ratings, and I think she's just
saying I can't bet on ratings.I think that's what she meant. No,

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I thought you meant when you saidyou can't bet on baseball, it
meant that You're like, it's not. It's hard that I didn't mean you.
I'd understand that the Major League positionwas that you're not allowed. Why
do you guys say you're not allowedinstead of you can't can't bet on baseball?
My grandfather used to tell her thatyeh can't be ye can't bet on
friends? You know? Oh,I really meant by that. You're listening

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to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromkf I am six forty. I heard
from you know, I got Ihave friends in show business. Sure,
you have friends in show business.Uh huh you consider radio show business?
USh, yeah, I guess showbusiness ish Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I meant you wouldn't say the BigBoy or Ryan Seacrest you're not in show

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business. Those guys are definitely inshow business. Well, they have real
shows, though. I mean,well, I'm saying that so, and
I wouldn't say to you that you'renot in showiness. I mean, I
think you actually are all right.Well, if you're in movie show business,
that's a different kind of show business. And I've heard you are in
that too. I heard this firsthandthat if you go on to the lot
of Warner Brothers or Paramount or MGMor Sony Fox, one of these big

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lots Disney, and you drive acar that's not electric, people stare at
you. Is that true? Idon't know. I don't know. Well,
you heard it from some inside sourceradio. Is the opposite. You
come with electric car and people arelike, what's going on with you?
Yeah, you come in with anew car. People going, what's sort
of going on with Yeah, you'remaking too much money. I went.

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I took my car to a guynamed Jerry in Burbank. He runs a
Star Automotive. You can see itfrom here, it's out the window.
And nicest guy in the world.And I always take my car to Jerry,
great guy and ar median guy onStar. He has a little tiny
garage, two stalls, and Ialways bring my car and he's always very

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nice and he knows exactly what's wrongwith it. He's a genius. And
so I leave the car there andhe says what's wrong with it? And
I said, well, the airconditioning sometimes will go out for a couple
of days. Then I'll come backand I need air conditioning. And so
he does a once over on itand he said, you need a new
thermistat you need a new back breaks. You need a new emergency break,

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you need a new compressor for theair conditioner. And your power steering fluid
is leaking out of one of thetubes or poses. And I said,
what is that going to cost?And he said nineteen hundred dollars? And
I said, what about the backtail lights that are leaking when it rains?
He says, those are two hundredbucks each. That's another four hundred
you're up. You're about twenty fivehundred bucks. And that's and you'll and

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you still got some problems with thatcar. And then you know what he
said to me, This is asign of a real, true professional,
nice mechanic. He said, Tim, you got to get a new car.
And I heard it from when Iheard when I hear it from him,
it's different, it's different, sure, And now I got to get
a new car. And so youare getting a new car because when my

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when a mechanic who I trust saysthis is a wrap, this thing's dead.
You gotta get out there. Andso I got to go get a
new car. Did you say whetheror not they had said that to you
before, or how long it hadbeen since say had seen the car they
see it two or three times ayear and had never said it prior to
now, No, because there's neverbeen nine things wrong with it and it's

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not at the same time. Yeah, it's really falling apart now. But
he he's he's great, he's honest, and I like that about him.
And and you know, he hasevery incentive to do the two twenty five
hundred dollars worth of work and youknow, to make his cut whatever.
Still like the car. I lovethe car. Due Yeah, write it
out, man. I can't.I can't because the air conditioning goes.

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And if I can't, if Idrive to the desert with my family and
that air condition is out and it'sundred nineteen degrees out that that can kill
a car. By the end ofthe weekend, I can kill him.
They can literally die, you knowat that at that temperature. So it's
time to I don't know, where'severybody get their car around here? Thorson,
Oh right, Thorson and was atPasadena, Pasadena at time. Whether

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they sell GMC and there you go, what's the other one buick b Wick
GMC. I think it's time toI got I got it because I'm I
I'm you know, you need acar. In Los Angeles. When I
worked for Kala Sex, I liveda block away from the station. I
always moved to within a mile ofwhere I work because I hate traffic.

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And Bob Moore, who is theold general manager at kalas X, I
said him, get going to getrid of the car and just walk to
work every day. And he saidtim, Los Angeles is not the place
to get rid of your car.That sounds like almost exactly like him,
And he's right. Los Angeles isnot the place to get rid of your
car. You know, you cando it in New York, Boston,

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maybe Atlanta, I don't know.San Francisco. You can get away without
a car in San Francisco, yeah, I mean in the city. It's
not. La is not a publictransport town any kind of really efficient way,
so you can a fag your car. Yeah. Oh there's that too
now. Yeah, of course peoplegetting wiped out. Yeah, you know,
lady comes home from work at fiveo'clock in the morning after working in
the night shift and get stabbed todeath at Universal. That that that that

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that metro Yeah, the train station, the metro station Universal, So time
to open it up, open itup. It's something. I gotta get
something new, all right, let'stalk Peopers posted it. We're excited about
and you know, new car isalways excited. It's a lot of fun
you get a new car, especiallythat monthly payment. I enjoy that,

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all right. Magnet fishing you knowwhat magnet fishing is? Right? Yeah?
Have you ever gone magnet fishing?I haven't. I haven't. You
drag the magnet. You hope thatyou get something valuable off the bottom of
the yes, and the water thatyou're dragging. Yeah, and they'd usually
do off bridges because you know,people will throw guns and crap over a
bridge to get rid of the evidence. And that's usually what they get,

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is like guns and crap. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't really usually
yield anything super valuable. This guythe mother load. Different kind of fishing,
so it's called magnet fishing. Soyou basically lower a powerful magnet into
the water and see what sticks.Well. A couple in Queens, New
York pulled up this it's a safe. They told Spectrum News. They were

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shocked to find one hundred thousand dollarsstashed inside the safe. One hundred thousand
dollars in cash inside the safe.I smell a rat. The initial thought
is, we have plenty of safesbefore, and I thought it was a
bunch of the little baggies that youwould put cash in, you know what
I mean. I was like,Oh, we're gonna open it up and
it's gonna be a little clear baggies. And then I saw the numbers.

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Once I seen the actual dollars,dollars and the little ribbons, ribs like
a hundred and the security ribbons,I was like, oh, I lost
it. So the police couldn't actuallylink the safe to any crime, and
there was no way to track downthe original owner. So for the lucky
couple, it's apparently finders keepers.That money is still good. Yeah,

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the money is still good, though, Tim, That's the thing. I
mean, that's all you care about. She didn't finish that whole staying there
though, couple. It's apparently finderskeepers. Yeah, finders keepers, losers
weepers. Well yeah, you know, yeah, so you think there was
some weeping going on. Yeah,the guy who lost one hundred grand,
I mean, there was just areason that that says so in the body
of water. Do you think itwas a divorce where you know, the

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the scorned wife took it and justsaid screw it. It is just kind
of fun to try to figure outwhy it might be dumped in the river.
Yeah, this seems like it mightbe some kind of dirty money.
Yes right, yes, illegal activity. Yeah, you're right, you're onto
something, buddy. You should bea detective. You really should. Lapd
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