Hour 3 | Vandalizing Car Mirrors @ConwayShow

Fake delivery guy arrested in Irvine / break in Rancho Cucamonga // Dean Sharp HW Specialty // Jaws next 50 years old / Torrance car mirrors vandalized // Donald Sutherland dies at 88

Episode Transcript

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It's k IF I am sixty andyou're listening to the Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app. You know, it's a grandfather thing. You don't
see a lot of young kids doingthis, but my grandfather, my wife's
grandfather used to do it. Iimagine Bellios and Kroziers and Steph Fush.
For some reason, they always hada They always had a roll of thumbs.

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They always pop thumbs all the time. My grandfather always had tumbs.
Every time he ate, flick onein his mouth, thumbs everywhere in the
house. You know, he'd justbe like vacuum me like, oh,
I has a couple of tumbs.News, keep a roll in his pocket.
That's right. Yeah, always hada roll of thumbs. Yeah,

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those guys, they are the greatestgeneration. But I think they ate their
stomachs up with their with their diets. My grandfather put butter on everything.
He ate butter on everything. He'dhave a Graham cracker and just put butter
all over it. Love that butter. And he lived. He was seventy
five. Then he had a massive, massive heart attack that took him out.

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But he had seventy five great yearsand a seventy five year love affair
with butter. Never went for margarineor any of the offshoots, or gee,
it's taste like butter or any ofthat crap. He just went with
good old fashioned Irish butter and heenjoyed that. He loved it. Irvine
is in the news, belly,Oh, I imagine you don't like this

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by what? Well, Irvine isone of the safest cities in the world.
Did you know that before you moveddown there. I did not know
before I moved down there. Ohit's you. Irvine PD. Very well
behaved people in that Irvine area.Yeah, it's a nice place. Yeah.
Well, there was a delivery guyor he guy posing his delivery guy
and then burglarizing homes right there onIrvine. Yeah, I believe it.

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Man is in custody accused of posingas a food delivery driver and breaking into
homes in Irvine, say the thirtyseven year old Marcus Corner yesterday. They
say he usually carried a food bagto make himself appear to be a delivery
driver. Detectives are working with excuseme, several other agencies to see if
the Monrovia man is responsible for othercrimes. Yeah, they cornered Corner.

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They say he usually carried a foodbag to the food bag. That is
his name Corner, right. Policesay they arrested thirty seven year old Marcus
Corner. Yes, yeah, MarcusCorner. Eh. You know there's too
many video cameras out nowadays, andthey had about nine beautiful pictures of this
young man breaking in, stealing everybody'sstuff up. He picked the wrong city,

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Irvine, And I've told people thatfor a long time. Some people
ignore me and then they pay theprice for them. But Irvine is not
a city to go in there androb people. Irvine cops again like Beverly
Hills cops Burbank, they got alot of time on their hands, not
a lot of crime, and theygot a great relationship with the citizens,

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and they stepped to you quick inIrvine, real real quick. So I'd
stay out of Irvine when you're committingcrimes another place. I don't understand when
people do home invasion robbery and theydo it in Simi Valley. I was
always a head scratcher from me becauseevery home in Sieni Valley is either owned

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by a cop or a fireman almosteveryone. And man, you break into
a home in Seemi Valley. I'mlike, what the guys don't understand.
That's where all the cops live,almost all of them. I think you
have to be a cop or afireman to buy a house in seem Me
Valley and they don't get that.And I've been trying to warn people for

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a long time and some people ignoreme, and you pay the price.
You pay the price. You wantto ignore me, that's fine, but
might be cool on your heels injail. So got to listen. I've
been I was born and raised herein southern California. I know the lay
of the land. I know whereit can make crimes. I know where
not to commit crimes. Irvine,don't do it. Burbank No, No,

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seam Valley not a good idea,at least three those three places not
a great idea. And almost anywhereon the Orange County coast also a bad
idea. From Seal Beach, HuntingtonBeach, uh Dana Point, Newport all
the way down on the coast,really bad idea. They step to you

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quick and that's not what you want. You don't want the cops on your
on your tail quickly. You wantto be able to commit your crime and
then relax a little with the loot. And if you if you do it
in those cities, they're going tobe on you really really quickly. So
please gotta behave all right. RanchoCucamonga. Rancho Cucamonga in the news as

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well again for crime. First onesuspect does a door knock, then the
second he's doing a comedy door knockedthat bomp, bomb bomb bomb, then
the second before both put on masksand head to the back of the house

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to break in. They looked atthe gate off the hinges. They managed
to cut through a metal security door. I mean, I've never heard of
that. It seems very like thoughtout, you know. Once inside,
the suspect would spray paint, makesa b line for the camera. Yeah,
that's a new thing I haven't seenin whatever is Guys who rob houses

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are bringing spray paint with them andthen when they see a camera, they
spray paint over the lens. Interestingidea, but the camera got a photo
of them before he did it.The brazen seven thirty am break in happened
Tuesday at Mary La Day's home inRancho Cucamunga. Oh what a great name
for a for a lady who livesin Rancho Cucamunga. Day at Mary La
Day's home, Mary the day MaryL. Day sweep. Mary L.

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Day had her home broken into MaryLa Day's home in Rancho Cucamunga, a
time when the grandmother would normally beout walking her dog. She's a grandmother.
Let's alone. But the seventy yearold is on vacation, enjoying a
road trip to Yellowstone with her brother. Wow, it sounds beautiful until she
learned the thieves had targeted her treasuredhome, ransacking it during the robbery.

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A vacation killer when you get thatnotification, hard to enjoy Yellowstone anymore.
She should not be afraid to goback into her home and has been a
seaple in her life. No right, That's where the outreach comes for me,
is that she's terrified. Her granddaughternow hoping the surveillance video would be
able to help identify the suspects.The thieves stealing bags of belongings, including

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a vintage Barbie collection, purses,and important electronics. Oh no, they
got the barbieys, including a vintageBarbie collection. Barbie collection. Wow,
Barbie collection purses and important electronics.She volunteers through the Senior Center. Oh
wait, how old is this woman? She's in her seventies. What kind
of purse are you getting? What? It's something made out of what from

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kmart sears? I don't know,andcom rewards kind of persons boards? You
know, what kind of persons isa lady? Guy going on? Persons
and important electronics? Important electronics?She's seventy? What is that? A
sewing machine and a blender? Idon't know. She volunteers through the Senior
Center to do people's taxes for free, and so AARP gives her a laptop

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to do that on and they didget that laptop. Oh that's horrible.
This lady deserves to be left alone. Getaway driver in a dark Buick SUV
whisked the thieves away, but notbefore leaving behind clear video of them committing
their crime. Here we go.They've proven themselves to be very selfish and
like it, like, not concernedwith other people, you know. So,

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yeah, I don't know if thesepeople have grandmothers. If they did,
they probably wouldn't be doing this.I just I hope that we,
you know, somehow can figure outwho they are violence, and then crime
continues. We report on it everysingle day, every night. Crime,
crime, crime. All right,we'll go back a little break from crime,
and our good friend the House Whisperis going to be with us.

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He's always terrific, so that's gonnabe great. You're listening to Tim conwaytun
you're on Demyo from kf I amsixty every single Thursday at six twenty.
We have our buddy on the housewhisper, Dean Sharp. How are you,
Bob? I'm here, I'm here, Hey now, hey, I

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love we're talking about this. Mymy dad and mom. We're both big
fans of going with specialty vendors whenit comes to windows, doors and stuff
like that. And and I andI'm and I'm with them. I love
like al Diick Holme, I know, one of your sponsors, but also
places like you know, the KitchenStore or Angel City Lumber, you know,

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American Vision Windows is another one.I love the you know, the
high end places that do one thing, and they do one thing great.
I think are well worth their weightin gold. Absolutely, they absolutely are.
And you know, this weekend it'sbeen I've never actually done this before,
this outright, but we get calls, I mean all the time,

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constant constant questions, Dean, wheredo you and Tina shop for all this
specialty stuff that you're talking about.So actually, what I did is I
threw together a list of some ofmy favorites, and this weekend shows we're
going to be revealing the House Whisperspecialty vendor list, the places that are
just nearest and dearest to our heartthat we there are go to people for

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very very special things all around southernCalifornia. So it's gonna be fun.
One of them, like you justmentioned, was angel City Lumber. Changel
City Lumber is downtown, a littlebit on the east side. Talk about
an amazing story. Jeff Perry,who was a fine finished carpenter from Chicago,
moved out here to LA and hehad this idea. He's like,

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you know what, the greater LosAngeles area is a has a lot of
trees. I mean there is anurban forest out here. Like crazy.
He bought a portable mill tree milledokay, and now he has hooked up
with all sorts of city services.So if anybody in their neighborhood has a
large feature tree that's either dying orit's diseased, or it just has to

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come out for some reason, orit fell during a storm. Uh,
Jeff will get wind of it,they'll come out and evaluate it and they'll
mill it down into movable pieces onsite instead of sending it to a landfill,
and then they kiln dry it.And so Angel City Lumber the only
place in southern California where you cango and find big, beautiful slabs of

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natural grain species trees that have lastories behind them. I mean Los Angeles
trees for Los Angeles homeowners. Youknow, I knew we were in great
shape. About eight years ago,we were renovating our house. We had
nine hundred and fifty square feet andit wasn't enough for my wife. It's
plenty for me, but she wantedto stretch out a little. And we

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were interviewing contractors and I asked themall. I said, hey, where
do you get your lumber? Andyou know, the guys would say,
you know, we go to youknow, Low's or Home Deep whatever,
and one guy said Angel City Lumber. And I'm like, that's our guy.
That's our guy because he knows,you know, the high end places.
It costs you a little more,but the slabs, the flooring,

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the benches that you get from there, the pieces of wood are just there's
nothing like it. Everything. Ifyou just go down and just walk around,
just walk around inside the warehouse,everything is a piece of art.
And the cool thing that I loveis that everything is labeled the tree,
the year, and the neighborhood thatit came from. Okay, So I
mean you literally you got a chanceof finding if you're remodeling a Burbank home,

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there's a good chance that you canfind a Burbank tree that you can
forever tell your friends you see thatbeautiful bartop over there, that tree was
born and raised right here in Burbank. Hell. I mean, that's the
kind of stuff that Angel City does. And it is just the best.
It's just the best. And youknow, some people, you know places
that do just lumber. You don'thave to go in and sift through the

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two by fours to find the onesthat aren't bent. Yes, you know
what I mean. That's right.There's a whole different level of a standard.
There's a whole different threshold there.You know another place that I absolutely
love. I was actually on thephone with Wendy, one of the owners
this afternoon. Pasadena Architectural Salvage.Oh okay, that's a mouthful, right.

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They're on foothill in East Pasadena.They've been there forever. But you
know, I mean, you knowthe valley, and you know that how
old Pasadena is. So Pasaden ArchitecturalSalvage. They have made it their business
that when they get win that acentury home, one hundred plus year old
home is being demoed for some reason, or a section of it that is
being demoed, they want to getin there and they want they want the

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hinges, they want the door knobs, they want the sinks, they want
the light thing mixtures. They collectthem. They'll refurbish the ones that are
necessary. So here's the thing.If you're doing a period house in southern
California and you're like, you knowwhat I mean, I run into this
all the time, right, I'mlike, babe, guess what we're gonna
need a nineteen twenty two bathtub,And they are my first call. And

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when you'll be like, yeah,I got seven of them, come on
check them out right, authentic,the real deal stuff. And people are
always commenting on these details in ourhomes. They're like, I haven't seen
a light fixture like that, andI don't know how long. I said,
Yeah, that's because that light fixtureis one hundred and fifteen years old,
and it's just they're just just anabsolute stunning resource for that kind of

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thing. Dean Sharvis with us.The house was for every weekend on the
show, and you know, ittakes time and there's there's no real replacement
for that. But when you growup in a city, you know certain
areas to get certain items. Likeif you're looking for a beautiful light fixture,
of course you can you know,find something at a hardware store or
maybe a you know, a lampsplus whatever, but I know that Librea

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is the area where you go tobuy, you know, specially light pieces.
You know there's certain areas of thiscity where you go to find those
certain things. It's just like youwere talking about in your previous segment,
right when it came to crime andstuff. You know, you were born
and raised in southern California. Iwas born and raised here. Our roots
are deep here. It's like weknow, we know where you can find

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the stuff. I know a guy. I know a guy, and that's
what we're talking about. This weekend. I'm going to tell you some of
my guys. That's great. Ican't wait. So it's gonna be Saturday
morning from six to eight am,and then Sunday morning. Used to be
nine to eleven, and then theratings went through the roof and you're extended
nine to twelve. That never happens. I think it's a huge honor.
Oh well, yeah, I'm happythat we've got the time. Yeah,

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I love it. And I've toldyou this before, but when somebody calls
you and you say you're home,that means a lot to me. I
hope you never change it. Yeah, I say welcome home. Yeah,
anybody loves calls in the show becauseyou know what, it's a safe emotional
space to talk about the most expensiveinvestment you've ever made. So you know
I'm there to help. Yeah,buddy, appreciate you coming on. We'll

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hear you this weekend. Thanks Bud. All right, there he goes Dean
Sharp. The House Whisper right hereon KFI every Saturday morning and Sunday.
And I know that Mark Thompson,who is back east with family, his
brother's favorite show on this station isThe House Whisper. He almost listens to
nothing else. He thinks everything elseis crap, even Mark. Yeah,

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and I take that personally, buthe loves that house whisper. You're listening
to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromKFI AM six forty. Today is June
twentieth, nineteen seventy five, fortynine years ago today, around the United
States of America maybe parts of Canada, a movie called Jaws. Oh,

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next year, June twentieth, it'llbe fifty years since Jaws came out.
Jaws, and I remember that,man, I remember how absolutely petrified everybody
was to go into the ocean foryears after that movie. Years. Yeah,

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the opening scene alone kills you.Oh my god. You would go
to Santa Monica before that movie open. You go to Santa Monica at night,
and you'd hear constantly people in thewaters swimming around and enjoying themselves.
After that movie came out, nobodywas close to the shore in Santa Monica,
at least for that summer. Itruined the entire summer for people,

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the entire summer that movie. Goahead, Angel, I was gonna say
that movie still affects me today.I'm with you. I always freak out
if I feel a little bit ofsea grass or a little bit of seaweed
or something on my feet, I'vejust gotta go, like talk myself off
the ledge. I'm like, it'sjust seaweed. It's okay, I know,

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but you know what, I cantake it a step further. I
If I'm in a fresh water lakeor river and I can't feel the bottom
or something hits my leg, Ithink it's Jaws. Oh it Jaws,
you know, like like me,there's never been Jaws, and like me,
and I'm still screwed up by thismovie. But this movie costs nine

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million dollars to make nine million dollars. I guess maybe that was a lot
of money in nineteen seventy five,and it made four hundred and seventy six
million dollars to date, four hundredand almost a half a billion dollars.
I'm an unbelievable movie. Richard Dreyfuswas in it. Who else is in

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that? Roy Schneider was in that? Or Schier and was Robert Shaw that
movie? Yeah? Those are thethree guys on the boat. It was
an amazing movie. If you haven'tseen it, you got to check it
out. Spoiler alert. They killedthe shark at the end. Sorry spoiler

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that there are sequels, they're more, but what I mean that's the last
scene or a set of scenes wherethey're you know, they're fighting this this
shark and they blow it up byyou know it. I guess it swallows
an oxygen tank and they blow theoxygen tank up and the shark just goes

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everywhere, and then they're swimming backon that log on that part of the
boat. That's a great scene.That is terrific. You're gonna need a
bigger boat. Yeah, You're gonnaneed a bigger boat. That's a great
line. I heard that line wasit was improvised, It wasn't in the
script. Is that true? Itsounds familiar. Yeah, you're gonna need
a bigger boat. What a movie. Jaws forty nine years ago when things

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were cool, you know, youdidn't have idiots walking around like the idiots
and Torrents going around breaking everybody's mirrors. Several neighbors in Torrance and Rodondo Beach
woke up on Tuesday morning to findthe side mirrors on their cars smashed.
NBC four is almost Live in Torrentswith more of what happened out there that's

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going to stoss you. Colleen Torrance. Neighbors have been taking to social media
to share some of these crimes thatare happening on their streets, only to
find that these says, you know, this kind of dumb crime really irritates
me. I sort of understand ifyou're going to rip somebody's crap off,
if you need the money, Ikind of get that. You know,

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where you don't want to work,You're lazy. You want to take the
easy round out, rob somebody else'sstuff who worked, and use that money
to buy yourself stuff. There's someyou can make some case for that,
you know, because you are usingthat money to buy yourself and getting forward,
getting ahead in life. But tojust smash mirrors and make a guy
spend three, four or five hundreddollars to buy the part, have it

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fixed, have it pain to theright color. It's just dumb, right,
and dumb people are everywhere. Thisguy not so bright. Same crimes
are happening in neighboring cities such asRedondo. The latest a string of side
view mirrors smashed on cars parked alongthe street. You know, there's only

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two people, two types of peoplein society. And I'm talking about race,
or religion or different sexes, whatever. There are two types of people
in society, which one are you. There's a type of person that helps
society move forward. They work,they produce a product that people buy,
they have a service that people like. They're teachers, doctors, lawyers,

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whoever, news anchors, and thoseare the people that are helping society move
forward. And then there's people likethis guy who are moving society backwards.
So you're either moving society ahead oryou're not. You're moving it backwards.
This guy is moving it back.We've woken up to every single mirror hit,

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every single mirror that way hit witha baseball bart At least half a
dozen cars parked on Anza Avenue nearCarson Street and Torrance had their driver side
mirror smashed Tuesday morning. Is thisnear u Steffus? I know you're not
in Torrance, but you're in Medondo. That was close to Dando. Yeah,
that city over for sure, Soyou know where this is? Yeah?
Oh man, man. The partsto it were scattered on the street

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here. As neighbors began talking onsocial media, they discovered whoever did this
didn't start on Anza Avenue. Therewere several on Honor as well. They
say side near or damage reports stretcheddown Lenora Avenue two miles away on Hawthorne
Boulevard. Yeah, and this iseasily three hundred dollars premiere. And if

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it goes out, you know,if you've got a high end car,
it could be twelve hundred bucks,fifteen hundred dollars and just to pay in
the ass, it takes a longtime. Now you got to schedule that,
you got to pay. Maybe yourinsurance doesn't cover your deductibles too high,
and it's just a pain in theass. Another dumb guy living in
La or living in southern California.I go way that looks like part of
my car. So then I comeout here and then I see the mirrors

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all smash. Jim Quebec's home surveillancecameras what appears to be a man on
a bike with some sort of longobject. At twelve eighteen am. We
see a guy ride by on thebike real fast and we see something fly
out, so we rewound it.And then we see that he's got something
in his hand and he just takesa swing and swats it and the piece

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goes flying victims on ANSAs say theyfear it was more crime by kids on
e bikes out of school for thesummer, but Quebec's video only shows one
person on a regular bicycle. Idon't think it was a kid. The
price tag on replacing the mirrors willhave to be totally replaced, and it's
about three hundred, Yeah, aboutthree hundred dollars. This young lady got

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to get a new mirror. NBCfour found these reports of unbelievable. Unbelievable.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from KFI AM six forty.
Don't forget. Jay Leno will beat Flappers tonight. If you want to
go, look at that eight o'clocktonight and then Saturday at eight o'clock.

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I think it's eight o'clock Flappers andBurbank, very cool comedy club right here
in the right in the heart ofBurbank and maybe have people in town from
the midwest, east South. Idon't know Canada, Mexico, Europe,
Japan, China, Australia enough.And you want to go see a huge

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celebrity, you want to go seeJay Leno. You can do that Flappers
tonight and Saturday, Jay leno,oh check my he that's a great show.
It's a great forty five minutes orso. Actually he did my hour
last time. I saw him thereat Flappers. And then how kind is
is Jay Lena? Where at theend of the show he's like, oh,

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thank you, thank you for comingmy way. Nay, I can't
fine and introduced me the whole audience. I thought that was really cool.
Nice. I felt like I feltlike I was ten feet tall. Big
Dog. Would you say about myding dongs? Hell? Yeah, I
said, they're great. Okay,Well during the break she had a different

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opinion. Oh yeah, when Igot nothing else to say, yep.
I find you use them as acrutch. Okay. They're a stall tactic
when you have nothing else to dowhere you're unprepared. I admit that,
Big Dog. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How about Donald Sutherland?
But I will say this, allright, We'll get Donald some one.

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But I will say that it's anicebreaker when I meet somebody who listens to
KFI. Like I was walking andSanity. I was at SANITYA on Saturday,
and I'm walking, you know,through the crowd, and I hear
a guy go ding dog and theyturned. I go, ahright, ding
Dong right, and it's an icebreaker. Instead of yelling out something like,
you know, like KFI love Kfi, he yelled at ding Dong and I

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knew what the guy meant, butyou hear it when they're not even saying
that, because when you were inhome depot and you know it happened once.
The one time I'm in at Low's, it wasn't home deep O.
Thanks for remembering the bullet the pointsof the story. It was at Low's
in Burbank and the guy works therelooked at me and he goes ding Dong,

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and I look and I go dingDong and he goes, what I
said, you just said, dingDong, and I'm repeating it back to
you ding Dong. He says no, no, he goes I said,
I said hey, Ron, andthe guy behind me was Ron. I'm
like, oh, that's embarrassing.That's really embarrassing. But that's not the

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only embarrassing thing I've done. Iremember being at Burbank Airport and the lady
who does sells the magazines and thewater, you know, the expensive water
magazines, candy and gum, thatkind of crap. She said, I
was buying stuff and she goes here, she goes, I recognize your voice.
You work for KFI? Said yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and
man, she loved kfine. Shetalked to me for fifteen minutes. What's

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Bill Handle like? Where does helive? What's Mark Ronner like? Did
you really get a haircut that hedoesn't like? I'm like, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Idon't run? And then he said Then
she said what's Bellio like? AndI told her about Bellio? What do
you hear from Michelle Cube? What'swhat's she like is? How's her husband?
A whole run? And after aboutfifteen minutes, I buy a few

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things and she goes, hey,can I get your I'm like, yeah,
who do you want to be makingout to? And she goes,
ah, I just need you tosign the credit card slip. She was
asking me to sign the credit cardslip. You know how you sometimes tell
somebody, hey, let me getdraw aograph on this credit card slip,

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And I thought she wanted the autograph. It was embarrassing. Yeah, did
it humble you though a little bit? A little bit? And another time
I said, canes, they're justracking up these moments. It's it's it
never stops. I was at Canesraising canes for chicken, and I get
to the window and the young guyworks there. He goes Tim, and

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I go, yeah, ding dong, and he's like huh. And my
daughter puts her head down in herhands and she goes, oh my god.
She goes dad, they asked youfor your name when you ordered,
and he wanted to make sure itwas you, and so he said Tim,
and you yelled ding dong to him. And she witnessed that, and

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she immediately told my mom. Itold her mom, So you don't know
how to function out in the realworld. Yeah, okay, I'll give
you that. Because you're like acelebrity here, that's right. We treat
you well. Evidently I'm not,because you know, in Burbank they just
want me to sign the credit cardslip. The guy lows is saying,
hey, Ron, and the womanat Kane's was saying, are you Tim,
I have your order, but youhaven't. You're seeing it like they're

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treating you like a celebrity when they'renot. I yea one hundred percent right.
I think that they recognize me andthey don't have a clue who I
am not a clue, And Ithink that's humbling if I had like a
like a real you know, brain, and a real personality, real conscience,
and a real, real humble,you know, ability to understand what

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people are. They don't recognize you. They're just trying to get through their
day, and I think it's allabout me and it's not, and it
hurts. What's that like for you? It's Starbucks. Well that's why I
use my Starbucks name so because sometimesthere's two tyms. So I use Chapaz
in the Plump. You don't tellhim to call out Tim ding Dong at
Starbucks. I should start I shouldstart ding Dong with that coffee. I

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use Shapaz in the Plump, whichis one of my dad's characters names at
Starbucks because they asked you, what'syour name Ago Chapaz the Plump, and
they're like, oh god, theydon't ask for Do they write that now?
They write on the cop Yeah sH P A Z N A P
l U MP. But didn't Starbucksmisspelled Tim once? No Home Depot did?
Oh okay, yeah, Home Deepot. We bought some stuff from Home

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Deep where we're renovating our house andand I and the guy says, how
do you spell your last name?I said co O n w A one,
and he goes co O n wA one, and I said,
yeah, yeah, c O nw A and then the number one.
He's like, oh okay. Andthen we get to stuff of the house
and it says Tim con w Aand the number one. That's great.

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It is great. You're great,belly h You're a fantastic Go see Jay
Leno if you want, we'll talk. We we got a lot of news
tomorrow. Fridays is so thick.You got to get here a little.
We may need a half hour ofJohn's time. We've got so much stuff
to cover tomorrow. But Moe Kellyis not here tonight. Tiffany Hobbs,
I believe is here. Is thatcorrect for tonight? Correct? Yes?

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And she was great last night talkingabout USC and fraternity Row and that whole
thing. She was terrific. Shewas great. So she's on again tonight
for mo Kelly. The whole crewis here. I saw Twalla is out
there, Ronner's there and of coursesteph Oush. Three hours of guys busting
each other's balls. All right,we're live on KFI Am six four Conway

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