Hour 1 | Too Much Solar @ConwayShow @MarkTLive

Crime is out of control // Homeowner shoots burglars in Valley Village / Glendale robber shot // Watering rationing so severe in Sicily, Italy restaurants & hotels that they are turning patrons away / CA is producing too much Solar power // Dallas Raines great weatherman.

Episode Transcript

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It's k IF. I am sixforty and you're listening to The Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.It is the Conway Show. It's Tuesday.
Mark Thompson's here. Thank you.Oh my gosh, please everybody please
be see it. Just overwhelmed andhumble. A lot of crime going on.
I was listening to the John ColebeltShow. He had crime stats and

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they're all increasing, and then hemade a very good point. He said,
this is only only the crime that'sbeing reported, right, I imagine
that there's double of the crime that'snot being reported, and it's very easy
not to report it because you figureall the cops probably really can't do anything.
And if you're in this country illegally, you don't want to draw that
attention to yourself. So I imagineit's double, a triple what they said.

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Oh wow, even's got to bethat high. I don't know it's
that high, but yeah, Ithink it's I think a lot of what
you just said is true. Thankyou very much, thank you. So
that's a wrap. Yeah, outof all the truth things you'll say today.
Okay, now you can get onto some of the stuff you just
make up and pull out of yourbutt. Right there we go, all
right, Valley Village yesterday, ValleyVillage, Collfax Addison, Magnolia area again

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for you geography nuts the flats inthe valley, and I would say that's
really pushing it. Where Valley Villageis. I think Magnolia is probably the
line where Valley you can still sayyou're in Valley Village, although I like
still like to call it what itis, North Hollywood, Well, I
mean North Hollywood. And you reallyknow this has gone through kind of an

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ebb and flow of being cool orbeing like almost cool, or on the
verge of being cool, and thenbeing extremely dangerous, dangerous exactly, So
where is it now? You know? I think it's still dangerous. Krozier
used to live in North Hollywood atthe park on I think it was Magnolia
and Lancasham, is that right.I can't remember the cross streets, but

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it was right there beside the theewas, yeah, right beside the freeway
there. Yeah. So back thenwas it dangerous? Well, I mean
not for me. I mean therewas a threat for general people at times,
but uh well, I mean duringthe day it wasn't dangerous, right,
right the park. Oh no,okay, not generally. I remember
taking my daughter to a carnival therebecause we lived on Lancasham there at on

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in a condo we were renting,and there was a carnival at the park,
so I took my daughter. Therewas like eight o'clock on Saturday night
in the summer, and one ofthe ride loaders said to me. He
goes, hey, he goes,what are you doing here? And I
said, I'm with my daughter atthe carnival. He said, there are
a lot of young gang members herewho want to make a name for themselves.
There's two of them standing right there, and he pointed to these two

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kids. He says, I wouldn'thang out here if I were you,
and I split. Wow. Lookthe guy who's when the carnival operator is
the guy who was operating the ferriswheel to step advice and he was hip
to it, and he said,I'd take off. So the Carneyes are
a little frightened, that's what Imean. Yeah, yeah, when the
Carneyes have the four to one oneon what's going on. So my daughter

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won a goldfish right and we takeit home. She names it and I
wake up the next morning and it'sdead. It's a floater. So I
woke up at seven o'clock. It'sfloating, and now I get my car
and I go to four pet stores. Sure this is the shitcom replace the
gold fish got to do it?And I was run around calling pet stores.

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I finally found one at a petsmart or pet go or where the
pets go. I don't know wherethe pets go. And I brought it
back. I put it in.She didn't know anything about it. I
wake up the next morning floater again. That guy died too, and so
I can't keep doing that. Didyou check the water, Tim Childick?

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Maybe the water was an issue.I think they're feeder fish, so you
know they don't have a long lifespananyway. Well, but the water,
that chlorinated water that comes out ofthe tap, that will kill them.
I understand that. I understand that, but I don't know where to get
goldfish water, the distilled water orwhatever it is. Yeah, okay,
I guess I could have you thenI think I would have made the same
mistake. I'm just thinking about thepattern here and see go ahead. I

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don't know if that was the pointof the story, but I'm glad you
brought it up. Looks a digression, that's all. I'm sick every Tuesday
breaks is here, all right?So sorry, hands off your store.
Go ahead to kill the flow ofit with What was the chlorine level of

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the waters? Not? What Isaid is wild? You know, we
should do a comedy show where Ido the setups and then you questioned the
setup? What's going on with that? I waited a Jewish guy and Italian
guy? Was he really Italian?Yeah? It was the Jewish guy like
observing. Did he celebrate some ofthe holidays or not? That's actually not
a bad act, you know.Anyway, the guy is doing the setups

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and the other guy's like, hey, so it's the two guys walk in
the bar. Is the bar theysell cigarette? Crowded? I mean I
came into the bar. Yeah,exactly. Anyway, So the next night
it dies again. It's floating again, a different one. So I'm not
going out and getting another fish.I can't do this every day. So

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I said to my daughter, Isaid, hey, I'm sorry, but
you know your fish died. Youknow what she says, she was,
Dad, I just flush it downthe toilet. Touchdown, Yeah, touchdown.
I should. I could have savedme two hours of scrambling the next
day. Yeah, just flush itdown, tow it, yeah, bury
it at sea. It was Itwas crazy, right, no connection to

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it. You try to protect her, and there's a different lesson that you
learned. Right. But then eventuallyshe got a hamster and that died,
not because of the chlorine water,but it passed away. And she got
very emotional over that. Sure,you know that her hamster died. That
was her first connection to an animal. And I loved the fact that she
was emotional. I couldn't really helpher out, just to hold her and

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and and and try to make herfeel better. But I love that he
was emotional over that. Sure,But when I when we used to take
her to we used to go campingup in Oregon, and we'd spend a
week with family members and friends andgoing camping and on the lake and boating
and stuff like that. And whenwe left, she was crying in the
car in the back and I couldsee her through the rear view mirror.

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And I love that she had thatkind of connection to that to that week,
you know, instead of just sayingall, I don't see you guys
next year that she was emotional aboutthat. I don't know where that came
from, certainly not my side ofthe family, but I liked that she
was emotional over that. Sure thatreflects her real heart. Yes it does,
and I'm glad she's got one.Yeah, you know, dig dog
with her heart. Speaking of heart, it's one of my best buddies in

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the world. Robbie Fox's birthday today, turned sixty one years old. That's
great. He's got a long careerwriting in Hollywood. Very funny man.
I've known the guy since seventh grade. We went on a on a trip
to Utah together. It is calledStudent Skiers. I hated skiing, but
I also love the opportunity to getaway from my mom for a week.

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So we took a bus up toStudent Skiers and you had to wear a
student Skiers jacket, you know,so they could count all the kids and
make sure they found everybody. Iwas only in seventh grade. I think
I was twelve eleven, twelve yearsold, thirteen years old, and so
all the kids skied, you know, two hundred people are going out skiing
and stuff, and I'm in thelodge because I hate skiing, and I
see another guy who has a studentskier jacket hun and I said, hey,

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whyren't you skiing goes. I hateskiing, but I wanted to get
away from my mom. I'm like, oh, dig dog. That's how
we met. And then he said, hey, you want to steal pop
rocks from the bus. I'm like, yeah, yeah. So we go
to the bus. Pop rocks werereal popular back then, and we knew
that someone kid had a big box, and so we want to take a
package each. And so I'm pushinghim onto the little window in the bathroom

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of the bus because the bus waslocked, and I'm pushing and I'm pushing.
I met this guy five minutes ago. I'm pushing him through the window
and he farts in my face,in my face, and that and that
friendship lasted for over forty five.You wan't realize that will bond you for
life. That's great. That's whythat's, in its own way, a
stirring story. You're listening to TimConway Junior on demand from KFI AM six

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forty. So the guy was ridinghis motorcycle on a street and he turned
because he saw there was a uhwhat do they call him? A roach?
Coach a lunch truck, you know, restaurant on wheels, and he
saw it, food truck right acar saw it and turned to go in

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to get himself an enchilada taco orwhatever, and the motorcycle crashed into him
when he made the left hand turn. And I and then and then the
guy was still there, you know, not the motorcyclist, but the guy
selling food was still there for acouple of days and still is there.
Was there last night. And Ithought I'd move on if I felt like

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I was the cause of that.But there's crime everywhere. I know,
you see it, I see it. You hear about it all the time.
And these apps, these next dooror resident or what are they called,
yeah, next door and citizen orthe Citizen, Yeah yeah. And
anyway, so yesterday in Valley Villageright there on Addison and Magnolia and Colfax,
guy tried to rob a house andhe was met with a gun.

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Homeowner and Valley Village seen on astretcher. After two people allegedly trying to
break into his home, occupant armedhimself with a handgun and fired at the
potential burglars that were inside of hishome. One of those individuals was injured
by the gunfire. That suspect wasshot twice and transported to the hospital.
The other suspect still on the run. Armed officers invest in helmets searching the

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neighborhood. That's shooting taking place acrossthe street from a theater camp at Valley
Village Montessori School just after three pm. Oh no, wos right from school?
Yes? Yes, I mean mybrother was out play practice today and
right next to the shots. Waspretty scary for me. I was about
to get in the car and pickhim up, but I heard he was

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on lockdown. Many residents pushed downto their homes while police searched, unable
to get back in for hours,while others nearby were terrifying to step outside.
We've been messaging and texting everyone inthe neighborhood that we know, and
everybody's just like, hey, stayon lockdown, you know, don't go
outside. According to LAPD, thecity is experiencing an increase in burglaries this

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incident. It doesn't you hear that? How about this? Indeed, the
city is experiencing an increase in burglaries. What he is experiencing in what is
LAPD? The city is experiencing anincrease in burglaries. Okay, all right,
an increase in burglaries in North HollywoodValley Village. The city is experiencing
an increase in burglaries. What aboutIrvine, the city is experiencing an increase

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in burglary. The city is experiencingan increase in burglaries. See doing for
almost any city. Santa Monica,the whole run, everybody, it's going
up. The crime, it's it'sgot to stop, it's got to stop.
Well, they come into the ConwayHouse. There's a little bit of
a different thing going down as Irecall a little different rhythm. That's right,
all right about that tenth right?Well, first of all, and

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I'm and I'm being completely honest,there is nothing to take out of my
house. I don't have any jewelry. As you can see. My wife
doesn't wear expensive jewelry. My daughterdoesn't either. I think the only expensive
thing you can get out of myhouse is probably my trophy for winning best

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float in the Huntington Beach Parade.Oh and then, and by the way,
that's priceless because of its sentimentals.Right, it's irreplaceable. That's right.
Samely, there's true at our place. You know, you'd probably think
looking at me that there is alot of value there. But how do
you think he cash on hand anymore? No, you know, I think
the most expensive thing you can stealout of my house is a TV,

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you know, like a sixty fiveinch Go ahead, take that all day.
I'll help you get it off thewall. But you can buy one
of those for four or five hundredbucks at Walmart's. Why would you want
to risk your life? Yeah,but I will say that as when I
was younger and I thought somebody wasbreaking the house, I was very scared.
I would sit and you know,wait till the sun came up,

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and I knew things were okay whenthe sun came up. But as I
get older, I get pissed andI can't wait to get downstairs and mix
it up. Well, I getjust annoyed with the disturbance, Like I'm
that's where I am because it's sohard for me to sleep. It's three
thirty in the morning, and thealarm goes off, and I'm like,
oh my god, it's terrifying whenthe alarm goes off. Yeah, of
course, And then she calls nineon one and then all that stuff happens.

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She said, get out there andfigure it and see if we're you
know, there's somebody here. I'mnot going out there. You get out
you just see you call the cops. What are they supposed to do?
Just go hey, guys, Itake care of it. That's class cident.
It doesn't instill the safety in theneighborhood. And we're aware of that.
And I know that the area ofcommand is working very hard to get
the extra patrols in here. Ihave friends up and down this all around

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here, so just knowing it couldhave been one of them was also really
freaking yeah, horrible. All right. So that's in Valley Village, North
Hollywood. And now let's go toGlendale. What happened in Glendale attempted armed
robbery and Glendale ended with the wouldbe robbers shot and killed. Oh no,
that's a wrap. Yeah, that'sa wrap. Police responded to a
call of a gun shot last nightand found a man in the middle of

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the road shot dead. According toGlendale PD, the man had attempted an
armed robbery of two people in ansuv, and they believe one of the
people in the suv shot the man. He was in the car. Happened
about ten forty last night just eastof Brand Boulevard. Anyone who saw or
knows anything is asked to contact GlendalePD. You know that is one of
the downsides of robbing homes and cars, is you know you could get shot

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and killed. Sure do they factorthat in? I mean when they go
into Burglari's house, they think thatcould happen. I don't think they think
it through because I think for themost part, as you've suggested, there
just isn't the big pot of goldin the house that they think. I
mean this, you know, thedays of sort of wondering with the piracy
of you know, breaking into somebody'shouse and you find all this cash and

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jewels. It's just it's not likea Batman episode anymore. Most people don't
have cash on hand. Most peoplelive sort of more modestly. You have
to really target a place. Ifyou're going randomly to a house, chances
are you're not going to find alot of bounty there. I listened to
The Howard Stern Show for many years. Big fan of the Stern Show.
Baba Buie the whole you known Jackiethe joke Man, Thank you. I

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really enjoyed that. Okay, youwant to go to the whole rat pack
or brat pack. Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed everybody on that show.
Yeah. But I heard it Ronniethe Limo Driver. Yes, yes,
yes, Ronnie Limo Driver is great. Okay. But I also heard that
there was a career criminal on andhe said there's an unspoken rule in home

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Burglary that if there's an American flagfly outside, there's a gun on the
inside. And he said it's aboutninety nine percent true, so he never
breaks into a house flying an Americanflag. Oh that's cool, So that
makes sense. I told my dadthat, and my dad went and bought
the flag that they use on openingday for Dodger Stadium and draped it over

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the house. It is true,though, that Tim Conway Junior has the
biggest American flag I've ever seen flyinganywhere, and I'm from Washington, d
C. That's all they do isfly the American flag everywhere. Do you
fly one outside the house? Ifly a flag with a picture of a
gun. What should I do?You don't fly an American flag outside the
house. If there's one, it'sa small one, Okay. I don't
think it can compete with yours.Does that mean whether there's a water gun

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inside? No, it just it'sa I think it's tasteful. You would
say it's not big enough protect yourselfwith a slingshot, Yeah I would.
I'm going to get you a biggerone. If I get you a bigger
one, I installed it, wouldyou would you be comfortable flying it?
Of course? Or is that asign of I don't know, imperialism.
No, I'm proud of Okay.All I am is a tree hugger.

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I just want to hug the treesin America a little more than I hear
about. But I yeah, youHey, look, anything you buy me
I will take. I will.I will totally revere. And I'm going
to buy you a flag and installit because I know you'd blow it off,
and you would. That will bethe fun part, just watching you
install it. Okay, all right, Well videotape it, that'd be great.
All right, Well, we can'tbecause people know where you live,
so screw it. I'll just wellwe can shoot it creatively, right,

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you're the best? All right?Does Conway and Thompson the new flag owner
over here? I bet Krozier fliesa flag. You fly flag. I
would, but I'm embarrassed by thefront of my house right now, So
you're going to I'm gonna put onein front of your house. You're listening
to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromkf I Am six forty. It's Conway

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Show. Mark Thompson is here andhe's got his own YouTube show on YouTube.
Yeah. We're live every day twohours and then the live show can
be seen anytime because it's on YouTubeplus round every major podcast platform. It's
called The Mark Thompson Show. Excellent. A lot of politics, but there's
also other stuff. We did astory today about an Italian tourist place.

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Tim. It is so popular,it's like one of the most popular tourist
places in all of Italy. It'sin Sicily, and they're now turning people
away. Oh my god. Andyou know why, let me guess they
they're turning people away because they're full. They're turning people away because they've run
out of water. Really for real, for real, they've run out of

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water. The water rationing is sosevere that drinkable, they're they're not able
to even have water for flushing thetoilet. In a lot of these hotels
and restaurants. Imagine. Yeah,so it's that. So we do the
full range politics, not a storylike that. I'll come up to.
So, wait, is all ofItaly going through a water shortage? Apparently
it's been a drought period for alot of Italy and this is Sicily,

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remember, Yeah, so I've beengoing through it for a while. In
fact, these water restrictions I wasreading have been in affections February. You
know, I've discovered in the summer. For some reason, our water pipes
in our house are all in theattic. So when you turn the cold
water on, it's like one hundredand forty degrees. But I can turn

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the cold water on and quickly showerwith the hot water that's just generated from
the roof and the pipes up there. If I take it like a two
minute shower. Oh that's wild,and I'm saving money. Should I never
have to turn it around the waterheater? Yeah, yeah, ding dling,
That's how you get back at theman, right. Speaking of that,
Speaking of solar energy and solar heating, we're producing too much power in

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California, too much solar power.There's no way to capture it all and
hold it all and then resell itlater or use it later. And I
think that's a big problem. Let'sfind out more, should we Yes,
I'd like to. Okay, AcrossCalifornia, it's a common sight rows of
suburban homes top with solar panels.Do you have solar panels? Yes?

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Yeah, I don't them a wallof wall solar panels are my house.
I don't. But as the stateworks towards its ambitious clean energy vision,
and almost counterintuitive problem has emerged.Very well spoken report. Yeah, a
great counterintuitive I like this, andalmost counterintuitive problem has emerged. California is

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at times generating too much solar We'regenerating too much solar power, too much,
meaning loads of good clean energy isgoing to waste. Since solar power
relies on the sun, it's oftenthe middle. That's for people have graduated
from mela USD. I guess sincesolar power relies on the sun. Let

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her finish the comment, since look, I just complimented her for how how
well she speaks. Might make sense, and now she lays this on us.
Since solar power relies on the sunand it's off in the middle of
the day, on days when it'snot too hot that you can run to
this issue of essentially having too muchsolar. People aren't home, they're not
running their acs, and the systemcan generate more than the state can use.

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This imbalance has been well, Ididn't know this, and we have
solar power on our old house inBurbank. I didn't know this, and
maybe you do because you're well read. But you know, when you generate
solar power from the panels on yourhouse, you don't use that energy.
You send that energy to the poweredcompany and then you get energy back from

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the powered company. So when youhave the solar panels on your house,
unless you have a big battery inyour house, you don't use that energy.
You're sending it away. Oh Idid not know that. And then
and then you buy or you useenergy. That's why these big Department of
Water and Power they hate the solarbecause it's it's a it's a pain in
the ass for them, right,you know. It's it's like like,

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for instance, if you're generating gasolineand then you gave it to Arco,
and then every time you needed gasolineyou go to ARCO. People at our
art will be like I don't wantto deal with this. You know,
it's a pain in the ass.That's why they don't like it. You
know, these big, huge,you know companies or utility services, they
don't like solar. Yeah, well, you know what's worse is running out

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of powers. Okay, I giveyou that. I'm not saying they shouldn't
do it. They don't like it. Oh no, I'm not saying.
I wasn't gidding that you were takingposition one way or the other. I'm
just saying I think they should kindof help to hop to it. It's
a chance to maybe solve some problems. I think you're right. This imbalance
has been dubbed the duck curve.It's belly the time of day when solar
production can exceed demand. So that'sthe duck curve. That's the duck curve.

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Yeah, there it is. Inside. California's Independent Grid Operator CEO,
Elliott Mainzer, showed us how theymanage the state's electricity in real time.
There is solar energy right now that'sessentially being thrown away, right you know,
the bottom line is that there aretimes when we do not have the
demand for electricity for the full productionof the solar fleet. Sometimes we're able
to export it, and there arethose times under certain extreme conditions when we

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do have to curtail it. Whenyou say curtail, you mean throwing it
away. We say, sending dispatchinstructions to those fleet to to reduce their
generation. God, why doesn't hejust say, yes, they throw it
away. Well no, I actuallyliked his answer because you're saying they don't
actually generate the power. But theybut but she's right, they throw it
away, right, they don't usethe bottom line is it's not you.

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It's not that it's not that theyproduce it and throw it away, it's
that he actually asks for it.No, it is being produced. Oh
I thought that's being sent to theto the utility, and the utility is
rejecting it because they don't have thestorage. I see. Okay, we
need more storage, is what weneed in this country. You know,
we have all these storage bins thatyou store, I store, they store.

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Oh yeah, but we don't havepower storage. We need more power
storage in this country. We say, sending dispatch instructions to those fleet to
to reduce their generation. Yes.In recent years, the amount of renewable
energy curtailed most of its solar hasskyrocketed, both from oversupply and so called
congestion when there's more electricity than thetransmission lines in some areas can handle.

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How about that that we have moreelectricity than we can use. That we're
generating more than we use. That'sright. I think that's terrific. Yeah,
you know, so far this year, the state has already lost out
on nearly two point six million megawanthours of renewable electricity. Wow, that's
a lot. That's a lot,more than enough to power all the households
in San Francisco for a year.Oh god, wow, that's what they're

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dumping. That's a brutal stat that'swhat they're dumping. Why can't we send
it to another state that needs it, or another country that needs it,
you know, send it to Canadaor Mexico or I don't know, or
put on a lot of lights anduse it. You know what the hell
got to do something with it?More than enough to power all the households
in San Francisco for a year,for a year, every house in San

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Francisco for a year. They're throwingthat away. That's got to make people
sick. To solve the problem,Governor Gavin Newsom's administration has been pushing to
add more batteries to store that excessenergy. That's my solution, more storage,
more bot trees. It's the Conwaysalert, that's right. And state
regulators have taken a more controversial approach, drastically cutting financial incentives for homeowners looking

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to install solar. Uh. Oh, that's around the corner. Yeah,
all those incentives of fifteen dollars fifteenpercent, that's going to disappear. All
right, Well you gotta get solarnow. Then before that disappears, go
out and get SOT. You're listeningto Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KFI
AM six forty. Hey, we'rewatching weather on channel five, channel four.

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I guess this must be a youknow, fifty or for twenty or
fifty after the hour. That's whenthey do is that when they do weather?
Now, I guess there's an updateright around ten of the tent at
the top of the area. Canyou tell by watching a weather person whether
they're phoning it in or really intoit. No, I'd have to hear
them. I'd have to hear right, I mean if you listened and watched
him. Oh, but yeah,of course. I think the guy that

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never phones it in and the guythat a lot of people look up to
and say that's like the perfect weathermen. I think it's a Dallas Rains.
Yeah, he's very good. Heseems as though he's into it. I
don't know whether he's into it ornot, but he sells it well.
And I agree with you. Ithink he does a nice job like I
think you and I agree. JohnnyMountain towards the end was phoning it him.

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He was a bit checked out.I mean, to be fair,
he done it a long time andhe sort of had as I recalled at
the very end, he was thathe went from ABC to CBS. Well
he got a big deal to goover to CBS. Sometimes you just get,
you know, fat and happy.But yeah, another guy I think
I did it really well, andhe said he phoned it in, but

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I don't think he did was FritzColman. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Fritz Coleman wasn't into it the end. Well here's the thing. I
mean again, it's only a twoand a half to three minute thing that
you have to sell. So hewas great, Yeah, you cannot be
into it, but it's still forthat three minutes You're able to sell it.
So good for him. And he'sa stand up comedian, so there
was an additional advantage that he hadeverybody else right, The great thing about

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Fritz was at the beginning of hiscareer on television because then this comedy was
coming out. Towards the end theyhad, you know, he had become
just another guy in front of themap, you know, but he I
love Fretz, you know, I'veone of my dear friends for my entire
career. I enjoy that he's sotalented. Yeah, very talented. I
heard a joke today I have neverheard before, and I'm surprised because it's

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probably an old joke, but Ihad never heard before. And it was
told to a room of people bya guy named Neil Sevadra. Oh yeah,
what room of was that? Itwas Bellio's little office that she has
there. No, everyone seems toflock over to her and her office kind
of the clubhouse over there. Yeahyeah, I think so okay. I
mean she doesn't like it, butshe doesn't complain to them. I get

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real, when have I complained thisafternoon on the phone? Yeah, what
were you say? What was thejoke? Okay, here's a joke that
Chris Little got married to Julie Littlefor his personality and then he threw the

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other twenty three in as an upcell. Oh, she married him for
his personality. Yeah right, shemarried him for his personality and he threw
the other twenty three in as aas a bonus. Is because Chris had
a lot of personality? Is working? I didn't even know that. He's

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so great. Every personality that Chrishas is one that I enjoy. She
married him for his personality and hethrew the other ones in as a bonus.
So great. That's such a greatjoke. That's one of my favorite
jokes. I can. Let metell another one that I heard a long

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time ago. But I'm surprised,Belly, I've never told you that joke
about the guy being examined by adoctor. And you're not going to tell
it now? Why is that becauseit's a dirty joke? Oh but that's
okay, No, it's not.Can I can I do it on video?
We can? Yes, you cando Yes, Yes, we can

(28:27):
do that. Can I tell theJay Leno joke that I love? Go
ahead, and I know Mark,You're not didn't do it. Don't tell
this joke plan you always. Youtold this joke three times already, I
know, but I don't think ofthis. And that's just in the time
I've been here. I mean itmeans three tuesdays. You told this joke.
You bring it out me crows,you do it. You know what
joke I'm talking about the guy inthe bathing suit? Please? Okay,

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exeph you know the joke, theguy at the bathing suit. Yeah,
anybody knows it. You tell itall the time. You know it?
Oh yeah, we love it.Okay, guess what. I'm not gonna
tell it then, you know that'sthank you. I'm not gonna tell it.
I'm gonna tell it twice. I'mgonna tell it now, and I'm

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gonna tell it it's six okay,So guys on Santa Monica Beach now,
I'm gonna ke kill it. Okay, all right? No, please don't,
please don't, please don't, buddy, because people get really pissed at
you, all right. They won'tget pissed to me, They'll get pissed
to you, and then you'll getcrazy on social media. Tell Joey hates

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me. Let me just say,are you doing this just to annoy me?
Or do you really like this show? I love this joke. They
really do? All right? Allright, man, what is setup?
It's got to be good. It'slike that that TV show Amazing Stories.
Remember that show? Oh yeah,sure, Spielberg show. Yeah, you
know why I went off the airbecause not everyone was amazing. I see,
I see. You really had tobe amazing all the time. Okay.

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So guys on the beach with hisbuddy in Santa Monica, a little
bit north of the Santa Monica Pier, and he's walking around in a speedo
and he's not getting the attention ofany of the gals. And he comes
back to his buddy and he sitsdown very dejected and he said, man,
he goes, I'm not getting anyany action. No girls are looking
at me, and all I'm doingis walking around with a speedo on.

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You think all the girls would bestaring at me? And his buddy said,
I got the solution. Take thispotato, this big bag, this
big potato, and stick it into your speedo. And the guy goes,
you think it's gonna help, Hegoes, trust me, So he
sticks the potato in his speedo.He walks around, and now the girls

(30:41):
are not only not looking at him, but they're swearing at him and like
throwing things at him. So hecomes back and he goes, He goes,
I don't get it. The potatothing didn't work. I put the
potato in my speedo and women gotangry, and he goes, oh,
buddy, you're supposed to put thepotato in front. That's funny. That's

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a great joke. What a greatvisual guy walking around with a big potato
in the back of his speedo.You know, bang if you say so,
Hey, it's a jay Leto joke. Don't get pissed. A j
had The jay had the proper understandingof telling a joke. Once you told
it five times five, I willtell you this, the audience changes in

(31:37):
with radio, people come in andout of the station. You can you
could tell that joke again, justso I could hear Steph's laugh. Yeah,
that was violent laughter. That wasawesome. It was authentic. I've
never seen I've never seen him laughat him all he knew his coming.
He left at her. But youknow what, Crozier, I could tell
that joke every day at four fiftyfive, and by the thirtieth day,

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there'll be who have not heard it. Yeah, it's true. This is
true. People come in and out, so I'm gonna tell to get it
sick. It's like when we havean earthquake. You know, we keep
giving the same information over and overbecause people are constantly coming in and out
on the states. Exactly. Yeah, we almost have to, especially with
breaking news, you know, ifthere's a fire or flood, as you

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said, an earthquake. Got tokeep hitting them, you know, hit
him hard, hit him hard,and hit him long. I talked the
interesting little riff that Conway did withthis particular offering of it was so these
two guys are just on the beach, Santa Monica beach, just north of
the pier. I'm thinking, wellthat that's just like a little specific that
really isn't important. But I likethat you added it. I like to

(32:42):
put the visual out there. Yeah, exactly, a couple of specifics like
these are Malibu guys, all right. I thought it was the kind of
clever and so you know, whitetrash Santa Monica. Well, I didn't
get that from it, but Imean I did get that you added some
specifics. It's how he keeps itfresh. I see it's a storytelling,
but it is a white guy thing. I mean once last time he saw
a black guy or Hispanic iron Asianguy walk around with a speedo. When

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did you see anybody walking around witha speedo. It's not big anymore,
is it. Well, European goto Chris Little's office, the news director.
He's got a picture of a kidin a speedo on his wall.
No, it's probably his son.He doesn't have kids. We're live on
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