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Steve Gregory joins Tim in discussing his new show “Studio 640” debuting this Sunday, it will feature a panel of current college students from around SoCal // Whip Around, how much does the average American wedding cost? // The son of Asia’s richest man is set to marry in the year's most extravagant wedding // Yosemite visitors trash park with toilet paper // Woman reportedly stole from same Long Beach store 30 times 

Episode Transcript

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It's k IF. I am sixforty and you're listening to The Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.But it's Conway Show. We begin with
Steve Gregory. How you Bob,it's been a hell of a week.
Okay, all right over COVID?No kidding, you didn't know I had
COVID? Buddy, Why are youin here? Seriously? What are you

(00:25):
going on with you? I didthat a purpose. No one tested negative
like a week ago. Seriously,fine, it's all good. Got him
mighty? When's the last time youtested positive? Tested positive? Yeah,
for COVID two weeks ago. Okay, I tested negative on Sunday. All
right, Lindsey, what's going on? You're fine, You're fine. Lindsey's

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supposed to ask everybody if they gotactive COVID or they don't. You know,
Lindsay, you don't have it right? What did he say? God?
This show sucks. My I turnon another station. I turn another
station. It's not very good day. Okay. Steve Gregor is with us.

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He's debuting a brand new show.He bums everybody out on Saturday,
and now you're gonna bum everybody outon somebody, you know, it's funny,
Robin Berlucci. She's like going,uh, you know what, I
Steve. I love what you doand I love Unsolved, but I just
don't like it on Sunday afternoons.You know, Saturday nights is a perfect
fit for your show, but InsolvedMurders, you guys just don't like it

(01:26):
Sundays because you need to come upwith something different. So we actually revisited
a show that we discussed years ago, and you know what, I'm real
quickly I wanted to do to tellyou something. You've You've helped me out,
buddy, because I won a prettybig trifecta. I want six hundred
dollars at sant Anito over the weekenda couple weeks ago, and I was
really like high that I won.I want all this money, but I

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didn't want to tell my wife.Right, So I'm driving back from Santa
Anita and I'm ecstatic. I'm likecalling friends and telling people I finally won.
I put this together. It's great. I'm high as a kite,
I mean, you know, emotionallybecause I won. And I said and
then my buddy said, hey,you can't walk in the house like this.
She's gonna know you won. SoI turned your show on. I

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instantly come down all of that.I go into wild depression. I walk
in and my wife thought I couldhit by a car. What's wrong,
honey, Steve Gregory. Just listen. Is Steve talking about you know,
dead people. I will say this, I'm a big fan of the show.

(02:30):
I bust your balls text me everyweek. I text you all the
time to prove that. Last weekyou had two detectives talking about this poor
young girl that got killed. Andat the end of the conversation you had
with them, they revealed a littlepiece of information about having a light blue
corvette and you went, what andthey said, yeah, a little light

(02:52):
blue corvette. And you said,well, as they say in my business,
that's burying the lead. You shouldhave led with that, didn't you
say that? Those words? Idid because I'm a fan. It's like,
I get it, and here's that. This is the appeal for Unsolved
that I really love is that Iam talking with detectives that are not media
savvy per se. Right, They'renot polished, and I love that because

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it's got the realism. It's great. So it's my job to make to
extract that information out of them,the information that they're allowed to present,
But it's my job to extract itout of them, get them to talk
about it, be more comfortable,and try to get them to talk about
it in a way that everyone understandsit. And and it takes a long
time. That particular case, ittook three months to get those detectives to
talk with me. Wow, Butyou know, I'm I'm glad you talked

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to those detectives because you sort ofact like a pseudo boss to them,
where you pepper them in a niceway and say, hey, did you
think about this? Why didn't youthink about this? Why didn't you do
this? Why don't you do that? And I think that makes them a
little better, a little sharper.Well, you know, the way I
look at it, too, isthat that's those are the questions the audience
is asking, sure so? Andthen you know, I'm the I'm the
surrogate. I'm the conduit between meand the audience or the case and the

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audience. So I think that couldbe a national TV show unsolved. Well,
you know, sure, I maybeI don't know. Oh, you're
working on something. I saw itin your eye. You're working on something
and you're leaving us in the dust. Again. No, I'm not leaving
you in the dust. Sure youare. You know you're very lead.
So if if Unsolved goes to anational TV audience, you're not gonna take

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Crozier and I what would you do? Who cares? It's TV friends.
Just hire friends to do that theway it is. And now it's going
to say, I could use Iguess reenactments. That's right, you could
be the detective. You know,you're dead body number three. It'd be
like and Andy Griffith's show. Butit's funny. You show up every week

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as a dead body and I can'tstop laughing, and you're in a bad
wig shaking with laughter. All right, so consider that. So you're doing
a brand new show called six andforty studios. Come on, Tim,
come on, what is it?Studio six forty, Studio six four?
It is U. We taped thefirst episode today, very exciting. We

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got some very bright young student journalismstudents. We have a lot of great
talent that came in today's your oldshow called Studio six thirty nine. Yes,
it's like when someone said, wellCOVID nineteen, what happened to COVID
eighteen. That's great, that's agood line. All right, whatever happened
to COVID eighteen? You want herea great joke about your boss? Which

(05:26):
boss, Chris Little? I wasgonna say, I get five Julie Little,
right, Chris's wife married Chris forhis personality, and he threw the
other twenty three in as a bonus. I got the COVID cop Yeah,

(05:50):
I guess. So get out ofhere, please, I please. I
don't need to die. You're gonnaall right, we got we gotta get
out of here. So Sunday,Yeah, Sunday two. So I think
everyone out there knowes to go toKFIM six forty dot com slash studio if
you want all the deats. We'vegot promos coming up. But trust me,

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it's good stuff. It's basically allthe big stories through the lens of
the student journalist. Sunday at two. Sunday two. Okay, who's on
before you? I think it's richDeMuro. Oh yeah, that's right,
rich On Tech. I really likehis show, and I met him out
in Vegas at the sphere. Wedid we did a story out there together,
and he's just the coolest guy.He's great because the other guy,

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who's the other guy used to thetech show here, Leo laport Leol Laporte.
I love Leo Laporte as well,but Leol Laporte's audience towards the end
became eighty to ninety year old.That's good to say. People calling in
who have pissed off everybody in theirfamily and nobody will help them out.
What I love about it is whenthey would call in and they'd say,
Leo, yeah, my compu serveisn't working. I wonder if you can

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help with my Commodore sixty four.It doesn't the phone cable doesn't work.
He keeps saying, you got nomail. But but it was eighty to
ninety year old men and women,Yeah, who have pissed off all their
grandkids, so nobody's gonna come helpthem. And they he's got a call
and they've got to call him.To Leo Laporte, I enjoyed those calls.

(07:17):
Every call was the same. Itwas kind of like it's kind of
like handling the law. He shouldhave had the body drop sound effect on
every call. No, but youknow, Leo did a great job for
us. But I'll tell you Rich. I'm really glad we have Rich on
the air. He's so sharp andhe's very clever. He's great, got
a great personality. I mean wehit it off at like much younger audience.

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He brings into well and just andjust just his demeanor and the way
he approaches a question and helps peopleout and he's up to speed. I
liked it. He does his hisstories or excuse me, he does his
stuff from other parts of the world. Right, I do miss Leo Laporte's
deep voice though. I like that. M Hey to Kyle Leo Laporte.
I like that. I like thatsound in the car. Sure that deep

(08:01):
voice on your FM? Yeah?No, okay, all right, whatever
you know. Don't insult this becausewe're on AM. You're on AM two.
You're not betterns. Get out ofhere, buddy. You have COVID.
All right, it's go listen onSunday at two o'clock the COVID Show
or something. He loves you Studiosix. Yeah, no, I love
him too. That's why I canbust each other's balls. All right,

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very good? There he goes purellat him. You're listening to Tim Conway
Junior on demand from KFI AM sixforty. Something happened to me last night
and today. It's pretty rare inBurbank. I don't often get maybe my
wife tackles these when I'm not home. But I had a guy combined ring

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the doorbell last night around eight o'clock. Some was just going down and so
I answered the door and he wasselling something and I wasn't interested, and
I said to him, I said, buddy, I said, I this
is not the block for that.And he said, why is that?
And I said, because I knowtwo people live on this block who when

(09:05):
you knock on that door, they'regoing to call the cops. And he
laughed and he goes, he goes, that's not true, is it.
I said, yeah, I cantell you who they are, too.
But two of my neighbors have apolicy when somebody knocks on the door and
they don't know who it is,they call the cops. And both of
them are elderly. And I understandthat. I get it. I get
it now. The cops don't alwaysshow up, right, if they're busy,

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they're not going to always come,and they're not going to always show
up. But at least it's onrecord that he or she called the cops.
Then it happened today. I getat two o'clock. Guy knocked on
the door, and I couldn't reallyunderstand what he was selling. I think
he wanted it was some kind ofnew cleanser and he wanted to powerwash the

(09:50):
front and then put this kind ofI don't know, anti bacterial is what
he said, kind of a cleanser, and he was going to show me
a sample of it. And Isaid, i' I'm I'm not really your
guy, but I gave him thespeech again. I said, hey,
I wouldn't walk down that way becausethere's two people down this block that are
going to call the cops on you. And I think Crozier with all the

(10:13):
crime out there, I think wegot to put a stop, at least
for now, a temporary hold onthe door to door salespeople, because that's
that those are the people that Ithink are are screening and scamming, and
and they may not be. Theymight be totally innocent, like these two
kids that came by, but Ithink a lot of people think they're casing

(10:33):
the joint when they knock on thedoor. Yes, sure, yeah,
and and we are We've had itwith crime. So I think that they
should work on that and put togethera temporary hold not forever, but a
temporary hold on the people knocking onyour door is selling you crap. That's
the name of the build. Alot of towns do have that no solicitation

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wrought. You have that in Claremont. Yeah, basically know that you can
go down to the city hall.You can get a little sign it says
no solicitors permitted. They're not allowedto. They can still do because a
lot of people can plain about.They could still like throw their their flyers
and their leaflets like on the drivewayand stuff. But yeah, they're not
supposed to go to your door,right. But my a cop friend of
mine calls those tags. They tagthe house where they throw a you know,

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a paper down, and if youdon't pick it up for two or
three days, they know you're nothome. Right. So well, I'd
be screwed then because I never pickedau. I leap outside too, And
I've never called a guy, youknow, from one of those little postcards
who does trees or anything. Idon't know. I probably could or should
have, but I really haven't.I'm not their guy. I'm not their
guy. All right, let's doa whip around Stephoush' it's a Friday.

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You're always on top of it onFridays. You're looking forward to your weekend.
I get that. Let's do aquick whip around here, Stephoush,
Krozier, Angel, Lindsey, whatis the average wedding cost? We're in
wedding season right now. What isthe average wedding in the United States cost?
Steph Foosh five thousand he's an unmarriedman. Crozier, I'll go eighteen

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grand eighteen Angel average. So let'sgo No, no, maybe maybe I
missed both. It's not average lookingpeople. It's the average cause. Oh,
thanks for the clarification. You gotit. Well, then that'll be
a lot more expensive. Okay,it'll be eighty five. All right,

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so you say forty five. I'mgonna go back to your forty five.
Okay, all right, lindsay theaverage cost of a wedding. I would
say between thirty thousand and like sixtythousand. Oh baby, that's not how
this game works. Okay, wedon't ballpark, don't. We don't have
a range fifty thousand. Okay,the actual retail cost of a typical wedding

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in the United States of America.I'll tell you after the breako. Okay,
it's between don't tell after the break. Okay. But if people hate
that, yeah, but they'll stickaround. You're saying they better okay,
otherwise they'll never know. I'm notgoing to say it unless you stick around.
I might say during the commercial breaktoo, so and not say when

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I come back, don't leave andcome back then. Yeah, I might
go. I might go home rightnow and have a Crozier do the show.
I don't know. A lot ofthings could happen for the average cost
of the wed of a wedding.That's not true, croch. We get
a ton of email saying when I'mout, please have Krozier fill in.
I'll show you those I've heard thattoo. I'll show you that I have

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them stacked up in my house.Give them me. I'll frame them.
Okay, all right, the averagecost of a wedding when we come back
in the United States marriage, don'tlook it up, don't google it,
don't spoil it. That sucks.You know. I don't like that,
all right, I don't. Iknow you don't like this either, But
we gotta do that for rittings.You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand

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from KFI AM six forty The averagecost of a wedding in the United States
of America. Stephuh said five grand, Krozier said eighteen grand. Angel said
forty five and then changed it toeighty five in a weird moment Radio Well,

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because you said it was for reallygood looking people, okay, all
right, and then Lindsay said fiftygrand. The winner crows twenty six thousand
dollars twenty six grand. Lindsay sortof stuck with her thirty yeah for a
wedding. Stephoosh, I would nottalk about a five thousand dollars wedding anymore

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on the radium. You're not goingto track the perfect gal. I was
just talking about that with Lindsay mbecause we were just like, that's a
wrap on you. You got fivegrand. I'm like, well, yeah,
I don't know what it costs.I should you say that's just for
the for the ring. I wasgonna say, Yeah, people make the
joke that's oh, that's just forthe flowers. Yeah, yeah, that's

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just for you know, that's justfor the cake. You could spend five
grand on a cake easy. Andthen I heard that there's a cutting cutting
cake cost Oh yeah, yeah,sometimes called a cake cutting costs. Yeah,
yeah, it's ridiculous, right,that's yeah. I mean I think

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that's and you do it, youknow, you and your wife cut it,
and they charge you for it thatbig ass knife, and then you're
supposed to shove cake in each other'sface. I didn't do that at my
wedding. I was I was marryinga like a really high strung gal.
I didn't know where that. Ididn't know where that could go. And

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if that was gonna be our firstphysical fight, could you do that?
Crouch when you get married, youthrow cake and gen down Jen's face or
a throat or anything. Jen andI know we didn't do that. We
didn't do cake thing because you know, our party was you guys in the
backyard. Okay, all right,that was fun. I enjoyed that.
I like that, all right,Speaking of weddings, that we're gonna do
weddings all day. All right.So if you're looking about, you're looking

(16:11):
for your Biden news, you getthe wrong station. I'm not on it.
I'm on weddings. Going on withBiden I don't think so. I
think we just get what we gotlast night, which is, you know,
I don't know where he is orwhat he's doing, but I think
he's back, baby. I thinkhe's back. I think he is.
I don't know. I was talkingto Oscar and he said he goes,

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Yeah, he goes. I'm gonnasteal that line. He's back, baby.
All right, here is a weddingin India. A wedding in India.
Let's find out what this sucker costs. All right, Two wealthy people
getting married. Two kids are verywealthy parents hooking up. He is the
youngest son of the richest man inAsia. She is the daughter of farmer.

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No, it's heterosexuals getting married again. O. God, it's like
it's it's serious, like nineteen seventytwo. It really is. You know,
it's like going to the pang applauseat the Standard Shoes when you see
heterosexuals hooking up again. God.She is the daughter of pharmaceutical tycoons and
today twenty nine year old and nontIn Bonnie and his twenty nine year old

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bride, Radiga Merchant. Wait,how old are these guys? And today
twenty nine year old and none inBonnie and his twenty nine year old bride
Radiga Merchant. I all same age, okay, twenty nine that's a good
year, you know, good ageto start a wedding, our marriage or
life are tying the knot topping offa month's long wedding extravaganza that cost a

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wow? All right? What didthat wedding costs? We're gonna do another
whipp around, That's all I have. I'm a one trick pony today.
I'm just doing wedding costs, allright. So NWD six, We're gonna
do wedding costs. We're gonna breakdown wedding locations, we're gonna do high
end weddings. And it's all beingbrought to you, by the way,

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by Advanced so life changing results.Make your appointment today at Advanced tear dot
com because you know every Friday fromfour to five we cover weddings. It's
wedding season. Wedding season, allright, Lindsay you probably know because you
put that audio in. Do youknow what, crows? You know what
this wedding in India cost? Ido you do? All right? Crow

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stephush? You know I have noidea Okay, once you guess two wealthy
people getting married go big in Yeah, I wouldn't go at five grand.
I'll go at least six grand,four hundred and fifty grand, four hundred
and fifty thousand. All right,I don't hate that kid, guess sure?

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All right, Angel, let's gowith six million? Whoa six million?
All right? What about lindsay?Do you know the answer? I
actually didn't put this audio. Okay, all right, So a very very
wealthy couple, their parents are verywealthy in India, like off the charts
wealthy, and they're getting married andthey're gonna spend some money on a wedding.

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What do you think that costs?I don't know, like ten million,
ten million? Okay, let's findout who the winner is. Here.
I'm not gonna let you sit.I'm gonna make you sit through the
commercial break on this one. Ohmaybe I should, Maybe I should.
I'm not gonna do it all righthere it is? What is this very
expensive wedding in India cost? Toppingoff a month's long wedding extravaganza that costs

(19:37):
a jaw dropping three hundred twenty milliondollars? Jeez, Louise, Oh my
gosh, what jaw dropping three hundredtwenty million dollars for a wedding. Three
hundred twenty million dollars. Whoa man? You could have like a billion of

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steph Ush's weddings for that kind ofdome During a pre wedding event in March,
and Bonnie gushed over his bride forthe last seven years, it feels
like I met Radeka yesterday. Butevery day I fall more and more in
love, and there is no expensebeing spared to celebrate that love. There
is an entire wedding season. Twohundred guests attended the three day event in

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March, including Mark Zuckerberg and BillGates. There was a ten page dress
code for the events. Wait aminute, what there was a ten page
dress code for the events. Ohmy god, I'm sorry I missed that
one. I like ten page dresscodes for an event. Kind of casual.
I like that pretty casual guy.Rihanna headlined the event. Oh that's

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why it costs a lot of dome. In June, the couple and their
guests took a luxury cruise in Italyand France with performances by The Backstreet Boys
and Katie Perry and Just last weekend, Justin Bieber was paid a reported ten
million dollars to perform for family andfriends in Mumbai. That's where today's official.
That's a lot of dough. That'sa lot. That's a big wedding

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man. Three hundred and twenty milliondollars. Let me do it. Take
a quick calculating. We're gonna takea break. Care, but a quick
calculator. And this won't be longhere, but three hundred and twenty million
U My calcul doesn't go there.Okay, all right, divided by five
thousand, because that's Steph Fush's guess. It's sixty four thousand times more than
the five thousand dollar wedding that StephFush can put together for you. Sixty

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four thousand times, sixty four thousandtimes. All right, that's cool.
Three hundred and twenty million dollar wedding. I think Steph gets the King's Crown
for best guesser of all time onthis show. Yeah, consistently. Look,
I would rather marry steph USh thanthat guy you know. Oh,
yeah, I saw the dude.Yeah he's not my type. No,

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Steph wooh is more than my type. I mean, if I had pick
between the two of them. PlusI always know that I could, I
know more than he does with sportsmake me feel better. Plus you'd know
it would be a cheap wedding,that's right, Yeah, yeah, very
cheap. Yeah, and Steph WhanI'd be off into the sunset and Jack
in the box tacos and it's yeah, it'sh. Don't come on the air

(22:25):
and say I'm not your type.I find that really insulting. Okay,
all right, more now he was. I know he's going to You're not
my type. Don't start with me, buddy, I got a headache.
You're listening to Tim Conway Son.You're on demand from KF. I am
six forty ding dong. Yeah.It's kind of a crutch. So what

(22:48):
you got one too? About yougot one at home? Most people have
verbal crutches, you know. Biden'sgot him His is anyway and then he
goes into something else anyway, orhe'll he'll here's another cruch that Biden has.
This is the United States of America. Anything's possible. He uses that

(23:10):
one too when he runs out ofstuff to say. So watch for him,
Watch for them. They're fun,they're fun to watch. All right,
let's talk more about Yosemite. Peoplelike to go to Yosemite, take
the family up there and camp outamongst the bears and the bugs and the

(23:30):
wildlife up there. But they've gota problem in Yosemite. Five. Yosemite
National Park has a toilet paper problem. They're asking visitors to help them solve
it. How is this possible?Did people go from La San Francisco,
Sacramento, and they drive to Yosemite, They relieve themselves and they leave the

(23:51):
toilet paper right there. There's nopine cones there or toilet paper. Aren't
they made of trees? Yes,you didn't bring a bag or anything to
help you? Can, you know, keep the environment clean? The National
Park shared this post on Instagram,calling on guests to dispose of their own
toilet paper and not leave it onthe How is this possible in twenty twenty

(24:14):
four that we have to tell peoplehow to behave when it comes to their
took us. How is that possible? The National Park shared this post on
Instagram, calling on guests to disposeof their own toilet paper and not leave
it on the ground. Oh mygod, and not leave it on the
ground. What happened to us?Well, there's animals out there. They're

(24:36):
doing the same thing, right,Yeah, but they're but you know,
at least they don't litter with toiletpaper. It's true. But I don't.
I don't think we're going forward insocietymore. I think we've we've reached
the pinnacle. So my daughter worksat she does like setting up and tearing
down at like Sofi Stadium all thetime. Oh that's cool. Yeah,
yeah, she's she's been there thisweek tearing up, setting up for Rolling

(24:56):
Stones all weeks. Wow. Yeah. I told her last night, I
said, O, are you stayingfor the concert? You hear? She
says, I'm hearing it. Youneed to go out there and go check
it out because the rest of yourlife you'll be able to say you saw
the Rolling Stones. That's wild.But she was telling me how so she's
been setting for all kinds of concerts. I think she missed Blink one eighty
two last week, but prior tothat she'd done a couple of country concerts

(25:17):
there. It's it's so Fi.Yeah, she said they are the absolute
filthiest people, because she's got toput it up afterwards. Oh no,
just that they're they're they're the worst. Just they don't care, just dropping
their crap all over the bab ohman, yeah to your theme. I
like to hear that. Yeah,that's horrible. Yeah, man, oh
man. Images showed used paper scatteredaround next to it, nearly full unused

(25:41):
roll. Andrews say, this isa site that's become all too familiar in
Yosemite. They recommend you bring asealable plastic bag. This is by the
way, This is Alex Michaelson,and this is his toilet paper voice.
It's sort of subtle. Yeah,he's disgusted in you by he just want
to say it, but he isshocked with your behavior. Image just showed

(26:03):
used paper scattered around next to it, nearly full, unused role Andrews say,
this is a site that's become alltoo familiar in Yosemite. They recommend
you bring a sealable plastic bag tostash it in. When they say pack
out your trash, right, packit out there, you go, pack
it out, pack it in.After you pack it out, pack it
out, and don't bring that meanpack it out now, I take all

(26:26):
your trash out of the park.Oh gotcha, But I don't. I
don't know if you should bring itLook, if you're gonna bring a sealable
bag for your waist, I getthat, but let's not bring the clear
ones. Let's think about it,and you know, not gross everybody out,
but they should have more outhouses thereand more public restrooms. Your buddy

(26:47):
Semite had not. I'm not.I'm not either. Ially, I wouldn't
even know where to go. Youryour entire life and the traveling that you've
done. You've never been to Yosemite. I've seen you seventy five times from
an airplane six miles above it.I have never. Yeah, I even
I wouldn't know how to start toget there. I mean I think you
go up to five and I don'tknow which freeway to take. I really

(27:10):
do know how to get to use. Angel's a big yeah. Well,
Angel's an outdoors the shark loving usemitepooping kind of chip. I don't know.
I don't know if she does thator not. You've been to Use
so many a couple of times,Angel, so many times. I don't
I don't even know. Really,it's all a blur. Yeah, okay,
right, And why do you keepgoing? Is there the TP?

(27:34):
Because I love to poop in thewoods and I go up there to do
it. During rehearsal today she usedthe whole esp word and everybody left at
that. She didn't do it again. That's why I thought she was going
to. I said, you gotto do today. It was at ten

(27:55):
o'clock rehearsal. I said today,I said you should say the whole esport
on the race you and you're like, I just might, And then she
didn't. She bailed. I wishwe had taped rehearsal because that was that
was funny. That was funny.You gonna start doing that? Yeah,
we should start doing that because thisshow is written word for word, and
and a lot of people don't believethat. Absolutely no improvisation, there's nothing.

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It's all written. I mean there'syou know right now the salmon pages
like blue dark green, it's righthere. I'm reading the whole script.
It's right in front of me.That's the first hour. And the only
bit of improv or stuff that's notin the script is what we just said
just now. Sorry, I wasreading the script. Sorry, Stephan's your
line. It's it's all completely scripted. We do all right script And now

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Lindsay hates when we go off script. She's like, what page you're bringing
to come back on? Now we'regoing off screen, all right, TJ
Max is in the news. That'sgoing on with TJ Max. Now we're
back on script. The Long BeachCity Prosecutor's office just filed what it calls
its largest ever shoplifting case. AmI twenty five years as a city prosecutor,

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I've never seen a case with thirtycounts. I've never seen a person
go this long without being caught.Twenty six year old Florence Leslie Miller,
arrest today, is accused of shopliftingthirty different times over the last eight months.
Okay, and I'm why are wesurprised? It's like, why are
we surprised that she got caught?Nobody gets caught doing that anymore. The

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police reports showed a pattern of aperson entering a store, spending very little
time on the floor of the store, grabbing merchandise, and simply walking out.
We're told in each of these cases, before officers could arrive to make
an arrest, Miller would be gone. But sometimes she would return on back
to back days or multiple times onthe same day and steal some more items.

(29:53):
Wow, the total amount of propertyMiller's accused of stealing is Oh wait,
how about this from TJ Amax.Thirty times she robbed the store or
lifted items, What was the totalthat she stole? The total amount of
property Miller's accused of stealing is saidto be about six thousand dollars. Wow,
six thousand dollars from TJ Max.You got to bring a couple of

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trucks with you. But every timethe suspect allegedly stole something, officials point
out that the value was under ninehundred and fifty dollars, meaning it didn't
fit the criteria for a felony crime. Oh that's too bad. She'd done
that all at once. That's uhTJ Max. Yeah, that's right.
Actually, it's like three TJ Maxes. She'd have to lift everything from three

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different TJ Maxes, and that,Long Beach City Prosecutor Doug Halbert says,
is the biggest issue that needs tobe addressed moving forward. The reason we're
filing thirty charges in one case isbecause we want this case to be taken
seriously. There you go, Well, this is great. By the way,
TJ Max is great. Yeah,I like TJ Max. I went
to TJ Max to get a shirtfor Kennedy's party. Oh yeah, because

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they always have. If you wantto go to Marshall's or TJ Max,
those are the two stores that goto if you want to buy a theme
shirt. You know, if you'regoing to Christmas, you're going to you
know, Saint Patrick's Day, You'vegot to go to Marshall's and TJ Max.
I know where two of them are. And I go to TJ Max
so much that I know the guywho at the register. How about that,

(31:22):
mister Max. How about that fora brag? All right? Yeah?
I like TJ Max. I busttheir chops so they have a great
shoe department and beautiful shirts. Ilove it, all right. We live
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