August 13, 2024 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kf I AM sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It is the Conway Show. Dig down with you.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh, man, I don't know how we can be yesterday's program,
Oh that was hot with the earthquakes. We had an
astronaut on We followed a three or four high speed chases.
We had three or four fires we've had, I don't know,
we solved a couple of murders or whatever. Man, it
was on fire yesterday. But we're gonna try and do
it again today with Alec Stone. There might be a
(00:32):
huge ocean, a massive amount of water on Mars.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Is that right, Bob, you are so well awakes.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yes, a couple of chase sets right ding Dog, you know,
Beverly Hills cop right here.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
There's always something in La you know, always something going
on to closing the freeway with those you know, those
protesters they were they were mislabeled, they're not. They weren't
anti Israel or anti gods. They were anti freeway.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They don't like.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Freeway, that is true, you know they don't know that.
So well, so can we f up this ocean somehow?
Well we can tried it.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
The big headline out of this is that that Mars
doesn't just have some water on it. These researchers you
see San Diego now believe there's an incredible amount of
water on it. Wow, an ocean sized amount of water
actually in it, hidden under the cracks. They believe over
billions of years of that water has been seeping down
because you know, the question for so long has been
(01:32):
is there any water on Mars? And there is a
belief that billions of years ago it was a lot
like Earth, and then the atmosphere thinned out and it
all evaporated and went away.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, this researcher saying, no, it didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It actually just seeped into the ground, into the surface
of Mars, and it's all still under there. And so
the way that they have figured this out, it is
all theory. It's all based on data. They haven't sent
a probe down to see if it's actually water. That
one of the Mars landers, Insight, which died two years ago,
it shut down two years ago, that it recorded thirteen
(02:07):
hundred mars quakes, not earthquakes, but Mars quakes, and they
analyzed all that data from the movement of the quakes
and how deep they were to say, there is water
in the middle of this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's not solid. There's water.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
This is a that's shown right part of the research
team you see San Diego.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
He says, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
There is large amounts of liquid water in the subsurface
of the planet itself.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
So that would be key to sustaining life on Mars,
if humans were to go to Mars with Elon Musk
and everybody else trying to do because there's no way
to shuttle a bunch of water up there for people
to live up there. But the problem in all of
this tim is they believe, based on their data, the
water is twelve miles below.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
The crust, and that's a little deep.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Even here on Earth, we can't dig twelve miles down
for oil that we don't have to do it here,
let alone up there, so getting to it is not
so feasible. So this water, if it really is water,
not knowing if it's salt water or you know, weird
pH balance or whatever, they don't know, but they believe
it's water. Getting to it, he says, gonna be tough.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Liquid water is roughly eleven to twenty kilometers beneath the
subsurface and getting that liquid water would be quite challenging.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
So this is all based on those computer models from
the quake readings and doing the math on it. They
don't know if it makes it more likely that there
was life or is life on Mars. They said, maybe
deep down something real primitive, you know, not martians or humans.
But yeah, some kind of moss is growing down there
in the water, but they would have to somehow drill
twelve miles down to.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Get to it. And no, good, yeah, no, dice he one.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But you know, first of all, why does he have
to say liquid water? I mean, I mean twenty means
it's not ice, not not gas, and then solid water
is ice, you know. But also, you know, there's gonna
be some Hollywood a holes in the future and like
the next four or five years walking around with oh
what is that?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh that's my Mars water. It's liquid water.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But you know what, you know, you're a good you're
a big space guy like I am. So you know
there's a launch schedule, and that launch schedule is nine
to ten years out and I looked at it the
other day and there's a twenty twenty eight Mars launch
a manned mission in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ooh, I mean that's that's around.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
The corner of that far away. We got Olympics coming
up in that last time.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's wild man.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I hope that they that they find, you know, water,
and I hope that they find life. And I bet
you anything, maybe two three billion years ago there was
life there, you know, on Mars.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That real possibility.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
And they believe with this because they have always believed
that there were a lot of lakes and oceans and
it was a lot like Earth, and you know that
they look at it as well, this could be what
Earth would be three billion years from now that the
atmosphere thins out and then the water goes by by
whether it evaporates or goes into the ground. But they
(05:07):
believe that there is a real possibility that a long
time ago that that Earth could have been supported. But
is it still there deep down under the surface. Probably not,
but they say there is that possibility. Well, I mean
it's one of the things we need.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Obviously, you need you need hydrogen, calcium, nitrogen, sulf I
don't remember the other ones, carbon and you know, and
to support life.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And yeah, and if water water is one of them.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So I mean, if if we could somehow, you know,
dig twelve miles deep, maybe it's easier on Mars. I
don't know, probably not, who knows, But man is that
that's a huge, huge discovery.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Anybody could do it.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Elon Musk could do it with his boring company that
he's got doing Vegas right now for those teslas that
drive through the tunnels.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But it was really water.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Have you done that yet?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Have you done it?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I have a buddy who did It's it was pretty cool. Yeah,
it's actually a human driving it. I thought they would
have driven themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, I'd like to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'd like to.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm not close to Folberg or anything like that. I
just haven't been. You know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Look, when I go to Vegas, I'm not a you know,
I'm not the sphere guy and the show's guy. I'm
just at the tables and sleep.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I play. I gamble, I sleep, I gamble, I sleep.
That's all I do.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You have one job while you're there. I did do
well waymo in La the other day though, down Wilshire.
Oh that's pretty crazy, all right, and you made it? Yeah,
I made it. It drove perfectly fine, went to the
Peterson Automotive Museum, down to Crypto dot com and uh,
it was great.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, I heard from a buddy of yours. The only
thing you missed was the chatty driver, your real chatty Cathy.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
My wife would say that, She goes, why do you
always ask the Uber driver? Why do you like driving
for Ruber? That's great?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I had an Uber driver because a couple of years ago,
and he was telling me that he just sold a
script to Hollywood for three million dollars and there's a
there's a war going on between what studio wants it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But he's driving for Uber, right, And then I.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Said him, I said, I said, oh, that's great, but buddy,
you got to turn right here.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Please.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Congrats on the three mill three mill.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, look, I know show bus.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Is pretty good to know that there's not a war
going on with your script for three million dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And that you're still driving for Uber.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's right, that's right, buddy. I appreciate you coming on.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We'll see, we'll see Mrs man A right, all right,
there he goes Alex Stone Water on Mars. That's wild,
that is wild. That's what we need water to sustain
life on Mars. Let's go f that planet up, all right,
like we did this one.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Let's go tear that sucker up.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This is just practice for what we're gonna do there. Yes,
we're gonna f this solar system up up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's right, I know.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You know. The scientists released more research today that said
that they have more evidence of of of a life
of living things on Venus.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh that's great as well. We'll go screw that up too.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, let's open at seven to eleven on both the
next couple of years.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That'd be cool.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A six forty.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's The Conway Show, Ding Dong with you. Welcome back
to everybody. Nice to see everybody. Crozer's back, which is cool.
He is out for a couple of weeks. Would you
take like twelve days off?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What's that? Would you take twelve days off?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Eleven total workdays? It's been nice and I was actually
with you for one of them.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
So ten days, Oh, that's right, don't put in for
that day is a day off.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Then you know when you show up at every mode
you're working. Can I go back and change them. Yeah, hey, can.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You sell off days? Like I've got a ton of
my venues? Can I sell them to somebody?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
God, it would be nice. Wait, I can't do.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
That, but you can donate.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh you can donate them?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Hey, hey, hi, can you line between donate and sell?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Can you really donate them? No, you can't do anything
with them? No, I can you use them?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
You can use them and you can forfeit them. And
I have like thirty coming thirty vacation days. Yeah, how
is that?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't know. I don't really use them. You're on
the list, sir.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
You do use that, So what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't really use them much. I mean, how many
have I used this year?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Four?
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Maybe you were out a week?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Okay, five?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then maybe I meant I had one. I think
I had one day when I went to the river.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So that's six. You've gotten calls, haven't you?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Yeah, sir, will you start using your vacation day?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I did. I got a call from the union. Yeah. Yeah,
me too. I got the same call.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, and they said, hey, can you first one. Whenever
I get a call from the union, I always start
by saying, look, I'm gonna get along, go along, guy,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I don't get on management.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's right, man, all right, these cruise ships are getting
bigger and bigger and bigger, and eventually it's going to
be you know, the size of Mount Everest.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
Cruises have become one of the most popular ways to
vacation and now supercize ships with everything from music, thank
you and now supercize ships.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But oh, wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute,
let me put some boom in it here.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I think.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Now, yeah, I know I don't have vacation and now
supercize ships, but.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I almost don't even want to do it because they
get me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Let's try it here. That's going to be so all right,
let's give it a shot.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Here.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Let me turn Robin's radio off. Can you do the caller?
Will you become one.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Of the most popular ways to vacation and now supercidze.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's horrible. What a rookie mistake that was.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, because I'm talking, because I'm talking to you guys. Sorry,
that's right, all right, I gotta work. I'll work on
it during the commercial break, man. But that's not good.
That's not good. That's a real rookie movement with.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
Everything from music and used to water parks to zip
lines are working to keep pace with the record breaking demand.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
WRUS has twenty You know that Disney has four new ships.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They've ordered four new cruise ships. They have four.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Now, how many did they have?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think they've had They had one originally, then they
got another one, then they had there or two more,
so they had four and now they ordered four additional ones.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Just me a total of eight Disney ships eight. Sorry,
I was just gonna say its ad July thirtieth. Disney
Cruise Line operates five ships five okay, so they're gonna
have nine. They were four more. Man oh Man.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Cruiz has twenty three bars, twenty one dining they use
and three epic water slides.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wow, twenty one bars or twenty.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Three Cruz has twenty three bars.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Twenty three bars on one boat. God, you're only there
for a week.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Usually week.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You can go to a new bar every three times
a day, every meal.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's the switch at a bar. Every day.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
There's your Wow, what's that bar called? Oh, it's called
bar next to bar? What it's right next to it?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Why do you make it one bars? There's twenty three
and twenty one.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Dining venues, and three epic water slides.
Speaker 11 (12:12):
A new report finds that the biggest cruise ships have
doubled in size since two thousand, with the world's largest,
Royal Caribbean's new Icon of the Seas able to carry
some seven thousand passengers. The megaship is nearly twelve hundred
feet long, the equivalent of more than three football fields
and almost the same height as the Empire State Building,
not including the spire. Andrew and jenniber Zenski, who were
(12:35):
on board for the maiden voyage in January, say, the
ship itself was the destination.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What's about to you? We were pleasantly surprised with how easy.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
The largest cruise ship in the world was to navigate. Yeah,
it really was. But also it was just it was
mind blowing to be on a ship like that.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Other veteran cruisers like the Safirs, who just took their
eighteenth trip in June, agreed.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
The last cruise went on, Phillips said, there's too many
choice of things to do.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
That's a good problem to happen, it is.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
The news study focused on the about that comedy duel
set it up.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Maybe I'll knock them down. Yeah, your cabin's next to
those happy idiots.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
The last cruise went on, Philips said, there's two many
choices of things for doo.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's a good problem to happen.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It is putting bang.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
That's why they have twenty three bars to We'll avoid
people like that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
God, they're next to you, and they wake up at
five am every day. You know you can hear them.
You get here talking to each other, good morning. They're
clinking their coffees around. God, isn't this a life dear?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
The new study, focused on the environmental impacts of cruising,
predicts that by twenty fifty, the biggest ships could be
nearly eight times larger than the Titanic, grazing concerns around
growing CO two emissions in the industry, but some experts
say that estimate is not realistic.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, they're gonna have an electric one soon, the
electric ship, and it's gonna have a short and everyone's
gonna get.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Electric juted industry. Now that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
They're like, oh, we didn't realize water doesn't go with electricity.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Bag whoops, industry magic on the big ships.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, like a lot of work
to do, a lot of work going on.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Industry knows bigger isn't always better.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, the downsides all these super large ships is that
they can't get into all the ports, and there's not
much more as far as.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Size wise, that that they can go.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Under the current.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Situations, the number of people hitting the high seas continues
to climb.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, it's amazing how many people they. Man, they love cruises.
If you talk to a couple that cruises, that's all
they talk about.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
I can't believe that they that She said that that
since that they've doubled in size justince the year two thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, they doubled in size. There's gonna be eight times
the size of the Titanic. I can't eight times, can't even.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I always worry about some terrorist a hole taking one
of these things out. You know, it's very easy to do,
it's very They always tell you where they are. It's true,
they're always a mass find all of them anytime. I
can tell you where every one of them is right now. Plus,
you know, there's no protection on the high seas for them.
(15:07):
There's no you know, there's no security boat that follows
them around it's just them. I think the only thing
they have going for themselves is the speed of those
boats to be very difficult to catch one.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
And that's one interesting aspect you just brought up that
I that I'd never really thought about before. What is
the police presence or.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
On a ship? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
They have to have security, you know, if you have
twenty three bars, you have to have at least, you know,
twenty three security guys.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And what exactly, what exactly is the authority that they have.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And if you get thrown out of one bar on
a cruise ship, are you thrown out of all of them?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You can't go to another bar? I don't know, man,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know a lot of people buy the pre order
their drinks. You pay a one day or one week fee. Yeah,
I think it's seventy dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's like an addition to the food package or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You yeah, and and and then you get all the
drinks you want in day. And I thought, man, there's
got to be some guys that are drinking that margin though.
They're drinking them to death, not only themselves but the
cruise ship. You know, seventy dollars you could have seventy
dollars worth of worth of shots by noon.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Last time I was on a cruise ship that was
still pay the drinks at the time, or at the
least the end of the cruise.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Was it expensive on board to bid drink? It was
probably pretty average. It was kind ut low. It was
probably right in the middle, you know, five to ten
bucks for a drink.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh, that's not bad.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, I would think like on board to'd be like
eighteen fifty for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Right now you're captive, Yeah, that's wild, man.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'd love to go on a cruise, I really would.
I I've only been on a cruise with my mom.
She was a life master and bridge and in nineteen,
I don't know, seventy eight seventy nine, we went to
two weeks in Alaska and I was fifteen at the
time and the next closest person my age on that
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ship was I think sixty two man.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So that was a lot of fun. Late seventies. Yeah,
that was the prime time for the prime people.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes, right, all old people. Everybody was dying on their chip.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Do you remember what the food was like? The food
is great, was it? I had lamb chops every night?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Every night, and I ordered him buy there by the pound,
you know, because they keep bringing them to you.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Chop sir.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh my god, I was eating like a king at fifteen,
sucking on the bone.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And then you share a little tiny cabin and both
my mom and I had digestive issues, so that was
a little tight.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And there's some nice.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Like, hey, Timmy, when.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You lay out the lamb next time?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uh please? Can we stop this discussion?
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Got a mighty You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Hey, a couple of leaps here in this last story,
then we'll move on. For some reason, the program that
I use is is not working properly, so I can't
get as close as i'd like to.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
But they're in the ballpark. We're about eighty percent there.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Cruises have become one of the most popular ways to vacation.
And now supercize she with everything from the water why?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Supercized why and now supercize with everything from these water.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh my god, supersized ships.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Foosh says, that's dangerously close.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'm only bleeping, you know, audio out. I'm not adding anything. Yeah,
So that was his last day.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
But every water parks to ziplines. The megachine is nearly
twelve hundred feet long.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Why the megasine? Oh my god, that's not healthy.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
That's a photo taker that I wouldn't take a photo
of that one.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
The megachine is nearly twelve hundred feet long.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wonder I got into it? You ever, some guy said
to me who works here. He says, you ever take
a photo of what you've done in the can? And
then you can't and then you realize you can't really
send it to a text with anybody. Yeah, I'm like, no,
I don't. I don't think I've done that. God Almighty.
I mean, but I don't know if he does it
(19:17):
or not.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
But he said, hey, he takes a picture and then says, oh,
I can't send this.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Then he goes through all his text list.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, now I got
to the end of it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Now just no, just no.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
But I prompted him to ask you that.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Question because everybody feels like I'm the guy. You know,
I'm the gun guy, I you know, and people have
home depot questions.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I'm the home depot guy. I'm all of a sudden
the guy.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
You know, I didn't a pregnant saleswoman.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I couldn't believe that when I started. I was here
for about three years and a woman in sales comes
up to me and she goes, hey, can I talk
to you. I'm like, oh, yeah, what's going on? And
she looks around and she goes, I'm pregnant. I was
(20:13):
all right, I said, what's you?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Just noticeable?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, just like first stages.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I said, what did I say on the air that
you thought I was the go to guys?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And she was unpregnant.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I said, all right, well you know it's not mine, right,
because now it's like you're as you idiot? And I said, right,
I said, why am I around here?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You do? I do have to ask what? It's some
park cards around here?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
You know I'm Macarena.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah. They get perks, you know, working around here in your.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Contract being the big star and all.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh yeah, well, I mean people have heard the news,
you know.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That pole vaulters disease. Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
We do now?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You do?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You put that together? A god, Rapin's gotta be pulling
her hair out yeah, I do I put this guy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Alright, alright, let's all calm down before we get fired.
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Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes?
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Next Friday, Next Friday? Yes, so you got to be
your next Friday?
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All right?
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Speaker 3 (23:19):
All right, we have more smashers and grabbers in the
San Fernando Valley. It never stops. I've been living in
the San Fernando Valley most my whole life. Never seen
it like this. Every night there's three, four or five
businesses or homes they get broken into.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Computers and equipment sprawled on the ground everywhere. At tech Deep,
a store that provides computer and phone repair as well
as it help and data recovery, the owner, David Farr,
was alerted about the break in early this morning.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I mean the first glimpse, it looks like they took
a bunch of cameras and lenses.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Cameras and lenses. They've taken cameras and lenses.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
From our studio. That's where we train people how to
do repairs on their devices on YouTube and basically, so
we have all types of lenses and cameras.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, lenses and cameras. That's what they took.
Speaker 12 (24:09):
Just before three fifteen this morning, suspects broke in. Far
says the suspects possibly used a jamming device to disrupt
the Wi Fi and security alarm. The suspects stole cash, cameras, lenses, computers,
and a gun. They also stole their data. The suspects
were driving in a white van.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But guy's got a loose gun at the business. Just
an unsecured gun hanging.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Out cash, cameras, lenses, computers, and a gun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
And a gun and a gunoo man oh man.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
They also stole their data. The suspects were driving in
a white van. Far says, they'll be figuring out how
much you're seeing.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Every time I see a white van with no windows,
I think some kind of crime is going on with
that guy. You know inside, Yeah, he's either selling speakers
that he ripped off or he's stolen something. There's something
going on with that guy, a white van with no windows.
I always look at that guy going.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
What's what? What's businesses this guy? Guy going, yeah, there
ain't no ice cream in there. Come on, no stolen speakers.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
They also stole their data the suspects.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well, by the way, this is great, but I used
to live in Tarzana. I had a guy pull up
and he was selling speakers out of one of those vans,
and they were cheap. They're like thirty bucks each, and
there were big speakers, and so I said, I'll take
a couple, what the hell, and I and I and
I bought them and I brought him inside and I
(25:27):
hooked them up and they were great.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
There were, you know, terrific speakers.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
The guy comes back an hour later and he goes,
I gave you the wrong speakers. I gave you the
bad speakers that we use as demos. And so he says,
can I get those speakers back, I'll give you the
other ones. And then I looked in the box of
the ones he was going to give me. Nothing in him,
just rocks on the bottom. He accidentally gave me the
(25:54):
speakers that they use to show people to.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Make everybody else think there will a lot of speak
that's right. Yeah, And I said, no, buddy, I actually
gave you those speakers.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, he gave me, like the three hundred dollars speakers.
I said, no, buddy, those are my speakers. Now you
got f't sorry, buddy, those are my speakers. And he goes, no,
I guess I need it back. I go, buddy, you
got three seconds to get out of here or I'm
calling the cops. These are my speakers. You knew the rules,
you knew the boundaries, mahallow. And then my wife goes,
who's pregnant at the time, She's like, hey, did you
(26:23):
really need to That guy knows where we live and
he's a criminal. And I said no, no. I said, that's
the way you got to talk to those guys. If
you pushy foot around, they'll come back. If you mean business,
they'll be on their way.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I don't know if that was true or not. Don't
get in the window.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I didn't know if that was true. But I had
those speakers. They lasted for long, like ten years. I
loved them, love those speakers.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
They also stole their data. The suspects were driving in
a white van.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The white van there, It is the white van.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Far says they'll be figuring out how much was stolen
in the coming days.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Well, and the first first look, I think I think
it's plus hundred thousand dollars considering considering their camera equipments
and computers are expensive.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Just ten minutes away from Tech Deep, suspects also broke
into a shoe store called Sneaker Hustle around three point
thirty this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh no, Sneaker Hostle got work.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Police say. The suspects stole shoes, and we're also driving
a white van there.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
It is a white van's bag.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
There was a brief car pursuit before police ran after
the suspects. One person was taken into custody, but the
other hasn't been caught. Both incidents had two suspects that
broke into the rear of the businesses and had a
white van. So police are looking into whether these burglaries
are related.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
And check man, when these guys plow into a store,
they really mean business. They never half asset. They're like
doing eighty when they hit that store.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
And check out this surveillance footage.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, I'll do that with the hell and check.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
Out this surveillance footage of a car plowing into Cocoa
Tobacco and Arlida just before twelve fifteen this morning. The
store owner was there and fought back. You can even
see him throw a mop bucket suspect.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
The guy was there mopping up and went after these guys.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Black sedan was waiting nearby as the getaway vehicle. Police
say two suspects are in custody. They don't know if
there are more suspects out there. It's not clear if
they're related, but pharmacies in sun Valley and Valley Village
were also hit and Sun Valley.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
At night for Valley Valley residents.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Three to four suspects, all masked, broken to Sunland Pharmacy.
It does not appear that they were able to take anything,
and all the suspects fled and haven't been found. The
suspects are believed to be connected to a series of
other recent pharmacy burglaries in the valley. They may also
be connected to a burglary and Valley Village this morning
at Riverside Discount Drugs, the front windows were smashed and
(28:40):
the suspects cut their way inside the store PASTI gate.
The suspects broken to a safe and stole an unknown
amount of drugs from the store. The owners say this
is the third break in within six.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Months, third break in six months.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
The owners say, this is the third break in within
six months.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Man, oh ma'am. It is tough out there. It is tough. Man.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I don't know what the answer by whatever they're doing
right now, no good, no good thing do them. They
got to get a handle on this though. Every single
night there's mayhem in the valley every night. All right,
We're keeping an eye on it for you. We're live
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
It is the Conway Show. Dig down with you.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh, man, I don't know how we can be yesterday's program,
Oh that was hot with the earthquakes. We had an
astronaut on We followed a three or four high speed chases.
We had three or four fires we've had, I don't know,
we solved a couple of murders or whatever. Man, it
was on fire yesterday. But we're gonna try and do
it again today with Alec Stone. There might be a
(00:32):
huge ocean, a massive amount of water on Mars.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Is that right, Bob, you are so well awakes.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yes, a couple of chase sets right ding Dog, you know,
Beverly Hills cop right here.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
There's always something in La you know, always something going
on to closing the freeway with those you know, those
protesters they were they were mislabeled, they're not. They weren't
anti Israel or anti gods. They were anti freeway.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They don't like.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Freeway, that is true, you know they don't know that.
So well, so can we f up this ocean somehow?
Well we can tried it.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
The big headline out of this is that that Mars
doesn't just have some water on it. These researchers you
see San Diego now believe there's an incredible amount of
water on it. Wow, an ocean sized amount of water
actually in it, hidden under the cracks. They believe over
billions of years of that water has been seeping down
because you know, the question for so long has been
(01:32):
is there any water on Mars? And there is a
belief that billions of years ago it was a lot
like Earth, and then the atmosphere thinned out and it
all evaporated and went away.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, this researcher saying, no, it didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It actually just seeped into the ground, into the surface
of Mars, and it's all still under there. And so
the way that they have figured this out, it is
all theory. It's all based on data. They haven't sent
a probe down to see if it's actually water. That
one of the Mars landers, Insight, which died two years ago,
it shut down two years ago, that it recorded thirteen
(02:07):
hundred mars quakes, not earthquakes, but Mars quakes, and they
analyzed all that data from the movement of the quakes
and how deep they were to say, there is water
in the middle of this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's not solid. There's water.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
This is a that's shown right part of the research
team you see San Diego.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
He says, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
There is large amounts of liquid water in the subsurface
of the planet itself.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
So that would be key to sustaining life on Mars,
if humans were to go to Mars with Elon Musk
and everybody else trying to do because there's no way
to shuttle a bunch of water up there for people
to live up there. But the problem in all of
this tim is they believe, based on their data, the
water is twelve miles below.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
The crust, and that's a little deep.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Even here on Earth, we can't dig twelve miles down
for oil that we don't have to do it here,
let alone up there, so getting to it is not
so feasible. So this water, if it really is water,
not knowing if it's salt water or you know, weird
pH balance or whatever, they don't know, but they believe
it's water. Getting to it, he says, gonna be tough.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Liquid water is roughly eleven to twenty kilometers beneath the
subsurface and getting that liquid water would be quite challenging.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
So this is all based on those computer models from
the quake readings and doing the math on it. They
don't know if it makes it more likely that there
was life or is life on Mars. They said, maybe
deep down something real primitive, you know, not martians or humans.
But yeah, some kind of moss is growing down there
in the water, but they would have to somehow drill
twelve miles down to.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Get to it. And no, good, yeah, no, dice he one.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But you know, first of all, why does he have
to say liquid water? I mean, I mean twenty means
it's not ice, not not gas, and then solid water
is ice, you know. But also, you know, there's gonna
be some Hollywood a holes in the future and like
the next four or five years walking around with oh
what is that?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh that's my Mars water. It's liquid water.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But you know what, you know, you're a good you're
a big space guy like I am. So you know
there's a launch schedule, and that launch schedule is nine
to ten years out and I looked at it the
other day and there's a twenty twenty eight Mars launch
a manned mission in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ooh, I mean that's that's around.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
The corner of that far away. We got Olympics coming
up in that last time.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's wild man.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I hope that they that they find, you know, water,
and I hope that they find life. And I bet
you anything, maybe two three billion years ago there was
life there, you know, on Mars.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That real possibility.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
And they believe with this because they have always believed
that there were a lot of lakes and oceans and
it was a lot like Earth, and you know that
they look at it as well, this could be what
Earth would be three billion years from now that the
atmosphere thins out and then the water goes by by
whether it evaporates or goes into the ground. But they
(05:07):
believe that there is a real possibility that a long
time ago that that Earth could have been supported. But
is it still there deep down under the surface. Probably not,
but they say there is that possibility. Well, I mean
it's one of the things we need.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Obviously, you need you need hydrogen, calcium, nitrogen, sulf I
don't remember the other ones, carbon and you know, and
to support life.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And yeah, and if water water is one of them.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So I mean, if if we could somehow, you know,
dig twelve miles deep, maybe it's easier on Mars. I
don't know, probably not, who knows, But man is that
that's a huge, huge discovery.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Anybody could do it.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Elon Musk could do it with his boring company that
he's got doing Vegas right now for those teslas that
drive through the tunnels.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But it was really water.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Have you done that yet?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Have you done it?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I have a buddy who did It's it was pretty cool. Yeah,
it's actually a human driving it. I thought they would
have driven themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, I'd like to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'd like to.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm not close to Folberg or anything like that. I
just haven't been. You know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Look, when I go to Vegas, I'm not a you know,
I'm not the sphere guy and the show's guy. I'm
just at the tables and sleep.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I play. I gamble, I sleep, I gamble, I sleep.
That's all I do.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You have one job while you're there. I did do
well waymo in La the other day though, down Wilshire.
Oh that's pretty crazy, all right, and you made it? Yeah,
I made it. It drove perfectly fine, went to the
Peterson Automotive Museum, down to Crypto dot com and uh,
it was great.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, I heard from a buddy of yours. The only
thing you missed was the chatty driver, your real chatty Cathy.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
My wife would say that, She goes, why do you
always ask the Uber driver? Why do you like driving
for Ruber? That's great?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I had an Uber driver because a couple of years ago,
and he was telling me that he just sold a
script to Hollywood for three million dollars and there's a
there's a war going on between what studio wants it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But he's driving for Uber, right, And then I.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Said him, I said, I said, oh, that's great, but buddy,
you got to turn right here.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Please.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Congrats on the three mill three mill.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, look, I know show bus.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Is pretty good to know that there's not a war
going on with your script for three million dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And that you're still driving for Uber.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's right, that's right, buddy. I appreciate you coming on.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We'll see, we'll see Mrs man A right, all right,
there he goes Alex Stone Water on Mars. That's wild,
that is wild. That's what we need water to sustain
life on Mars. Let's go f that planet up, all right,
like we did this one.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Let's go tear that sucker up.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This is just practice for what we're gonna do there. Yes,
we're gonna f this solar system up up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's right, I know.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You know. The scientists released more research today that said
that they have more evidence of of of a life
of living things on Venus.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh that's great as well. We'll go screw that up too.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, let's open at seven to eleven on both the
next couple of years.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That'd be cool.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A six forty.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's The Conway Show, Ding Dong with you. Welcome back
to everybody. Nice to see everybody. Crozer's back, which is cool.
He is out for a couple of weeks. Would you
take like twelve days off?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What's that? Would you take twelve days off?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Eleven total workdays? It's been nice and I was actually
with you for one of them.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
So ten days, Oh, that's right, don't put in for
that day is a day off.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Then you know when you show up at every mode
you're working. Can I go back and change them. Yeah, hey, can.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You sell off days? Like I've got a ton of
my venues? Can I sell them to somebody?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
God, it would be nice. Wait, I can't do.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
That, but you can donate.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh you can donate them?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Hey, hey, hi, can you line between donate and sell?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Can you really donate them? No, you can't do anything
with them? No, I can you use them?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
You can use them and you can forfeit them. And
I have like thirty coming thirty vacation days. Yeah, how
is that?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't know. I don't really use them. You're on
the list, sir.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
You do use that, So what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't really use them much. I mean, how many
have I used this year?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Four?
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Maybe you were out a week?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Okay, five?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then maybe I meant I had one. I think
I had one day when I went to the river.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So that's six. You've gotten calls, haven't you?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Yeah, sir, will you start using your vacation day?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I did. I got a call from the union. Yeah. Yeah,
me too. I got the same call.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, and they said, hey, can you first one. Whenever
I get a call from the union, I always start
by saying, look, I'm gonna get along, go along, guy,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I don't get on management.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's right, man, all right, these cruise ships are getting
bigger and bigger and bigger, and eventually it's going to
be you know, the size of Mount Everest.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
Cruises have become one of the most popular ways to
vacation and now supercize ships with everything from music, thank
you and now supercize ships.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But oh, wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute,
let me put some boom in it here.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I think.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Now, yeah, I know I don't have vacation and now
supercize ships, but.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I almost don't even want to do it because they
get me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Let's try it here. That's going to be so all right,
let's give it a shot.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Here.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Let me turn Robin's radio off. Can you do the caller?
Will you become one.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Of the most popular ways to vacation and now supercidze.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's horrible. What a rookie mistake that was.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, because I'm talking, because I'm talking to you guys. Sorry,
that's right, all right, I gotta work. I'll work on
it during the commercial break, man. But that's not good.
That's not good. That's a real rookie movement with.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
Everything from music and used to water parks to zip
lines are working to keep pace with the record breaking demand.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
WRUS has twenty You know that Disney has four new ships.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They've ordered four new cruise ships. They have four.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Now, how many did they have?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think they've had They had one originally, then they
got another one, then they had there or two more,
so they had four and now they ordered four additional ones.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Just me a total of eight Disney ships eight. Sorry,
I was just gonna say its ad July thirtieth. Disney
Cruise Line operates five ships five okay, so they're gonna
have nine. They were four more. Man oh Man.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Cruiz has twenty three bars, twenty one dining they use
and three epic water slides.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wow, twenty one bars or twenty.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Three Cruz has twenty three bars.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Twenty three bars on one boat. God, you're only there
for a week.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Usually week.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You can go to a new bar every three times
a day, every meal.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's the switch at a bar. Every day.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
There's your Wow, what's that bar called? Oh, it's called
bar next to bar? What it's right next to it?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Why do you make it one bars? There's twenty three
and twenty one.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Dining venues, and three epic water slides.
Speaker 11 (12:12):
A new report finds that the biggest cruise ships have
doubled in size since two thousand, with the world's largest,
Royal Caribbean's new Icon of the Seas able to carry
some seven thousand passengers. The megaship is nearly twelve hundred
feet long, the equivalent of more than three football fields
and almost the same height as the Empire State Building,
not including the spire. Andrew and jenniber Zenski, who were
(12:35):
on board for the maiden voyage in January, say, the
ship itself was the destination.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What's about to you? We were pleasantly surprised with how easy.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
The largest cruise ship in the world was to navigate. Yeah,
it really was. But also it was just it was
mind blowing to be on a ship like that.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Other veteran cruisers like the Safirs, who just took their
eighteenth trip in June, agreed.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
The last cruise went on, Phillips said, there's too many
choice of things to do.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
That's a good problem to happen, it is.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
The news study focused on the about that comedy duel
set it up.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Maybe I'll knock them down. Yeah, your cabin's next to
those happy idiots.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
The last cruise went on, Philips said, there's two many
choices of things for doo.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's a good problem to happen.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It is putting bang.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
That's why they have twenty three bars to We'll avoid
people like that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
God, they're next to you, and they wake up at
five am every day. You know you can hear them.
You get here talking to each other, good morning. They're
clinking their coffees around. God, isn't this a life dear?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
The new study, focused on the environmental impacts of cruising,
predicts that by twenty fifty, the biggest ships could be
nearly eight times larger than the Titanic, grazing concerns around
growing CO two emissions in the industry, but some experts
say that estimate is not realistic.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, they're gonna have an electric one soon, the
electric ship, and it's gonna have a short and everyone's
gonna get.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Electric juted industry. Now that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
They're like, oh, we didn't realize water doesn't go with electricity.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Bag whoops, industry magic on the big ships.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, like a lot of work
to do, a lot of work going on.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Industry knows bigger isn't always better.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, the downsides all these super large ships is that
they can't get into all the ports, and there's not
much more as far as.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Size wise, that that they can go.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Under the current.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Situations, the number of people hitting the high seas continues
to climb.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, it's amazing how many people they. Man, they love cruises.
If you talk to a couple that cruises, that's all
they talk about.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
I can't believe that they that She said that that
since that they've doubled in size justince the year two thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, they doubled in size. There's gonna be eight times
the size of the Titanic. I can't eight times, can't even.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I always worry about some terrorist a hole taking one
of these things out. You know, it's very easy to do,
it's very They always tell you where they are. It's true,
they're always a mass find all of them anytime. I
can tell you where every one of them is right now. Plus,
you know, there's no protection on the high seas for them.
(15:07):
There's no you know, there's no security boat that follows
them around it's just them. I think the only thing
they have going for themselves is the speed of those
boats to be very difficult to catch one.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
And that's one interesting aspect you just brought up that
I that I'd never really thought about before. What is
the police presence or.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
On a ship? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
They have to have security, you know, if you have
twenty three bars, you have to have at least, you know,
twenty three security guys.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And what exactly, what exactly is the authority that they have.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And if you get thrown out of one bar on
a cruise ship, are you thrown out of all of them?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You can't go to another bar? I don't know, man,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know a lot of people buy the pre order
their drinks. You pay a one day or one week fee. Yeah,
I think it's seventy dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's like an addition to the food package or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You yeah, and and and then you get all the
drinks you want in day. And I thought, man, there's
got to be some guys that are drinking that margin though.
They're drinking them to death, not only themselves but the
cruise ship. You know, seventy dollars you could have seventy
dollars worth of worth of shots by noon.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Last time I was on a cruise ship that was
still pay the drinks at the time, or at the
least the end of the cruise.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Was it expensive on board to bid drink? It was
probably pretty average. It was kind ut low. It was
probably right in the middle, you know, five to ten
bucks for a drink.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh, that's not bad.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, I would think like on board to'd be like
eighteen fifty for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Right now you're captive, Yeah, that's wild, man.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'd love to go on a cruise, I really would.
I I've only been on a cruise with my mom.
She was a life master and bridge and in nineteen,
I don't know, seventy eight seventy nine, we went to
two weeks in Alaska and I was fifteen at the
time and the next closest person my age on that
(16:52):
ship was I think sixty two man.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So that was a lot of fun. Late seventies. Yeah,
that was the prime time for the prime people.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes, right, all old people. Everybody was dying on their chip.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Do you remember what the food was like? The food
is great, was it? I had lamb chops every night?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Every night, and I ordered him buy there by the pound,
you know, because they keep bringing them to you.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Chop sir.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh my god, I was eating like a king at fifteen,
sucking on the bone.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And then you share a little tiny cabin and both
my mom and I had digestive issues, so that was
a little tight.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And there's some nice.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Like, hey, Timmy, when.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You lay out the lamb next time?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uh please? Can we stop this discussion?
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Got a mighty You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Hey, a couple of leaps here in this last story,
then we'll move on. For some reason, the program that
I use is is not working properly, so I can't
get as close as i'd like to.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
But they're in the ballpark. We're about eighty percent there.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Cruises have become one of the most popular ways to vacation.
And now supercize she with everything from the water why?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Supercized why and now supercize with everything from these water.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh my god, supersized ships.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Foosh says, that's dangerously close.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'm only bleeping, you know, audio out. I'm not adding anything. Yeah,
So that was his last day.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
But every water parks to ziplines. The megachine is nearly
twelve hundred feet long.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Why the megasine? Oh my god, that's not healthy.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
That's a photo taker that I wouldn't take a photo
of that one.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
The megachine is nearly twelve hundred feet long.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wonder I got into it? You ever, some guy said
to me who works here. He says, you ever take
a photo of what you've done in the can? And
then you can't and then you realize you can't really
send it to a text with anybody. Yeah, I'm like, no,
I don't. I don't think I've done that. God Almighty.
I mean, but I don't know if he does it
(19:17):
or not.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
But he said, hey, he takes a picture and then says, oh,
I can't send this.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Then he goes through all his text list.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, now I got
to the end of it.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Now just no, just no.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
But I prompted him to ask you that.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Question because everybody feels like I'm the guy. You know,
I'm the gun guy, I you know, and people have
home depot questions.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I'm the home depot guy. I'm all of a sudden
the guy.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
You know, I didn't a pregnant saleswoman.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I couldn't believe that when I started. I was here
for about three years and a woman in sales comes
up to me and she goes, hey, can I talk
to you. I'm like, oh, yeah, what's going on? And
she looks around and she goes, I'm pregnant. I was
(20:13):
all right, I said, what's you?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Just noticeable?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, just like first stages.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I said, what did I say on the air that
you thought I was the go to guys?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And she was unpregnant.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I said, all right, well you know it's not mine, right,
because now it's like you're as you idiot? And I said, right,
I said, why am I around here?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You do? I do have to ask what? It's some
park cards around here?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
You know I'm Macarena.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah. They get perks, you know, working around here in your.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Contract being the big star and all.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh yeah, well, I mean people have heard the news,
you know.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That pole vaulters disease. Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
We do now?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You do?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You put that together? A god, Rapin's gotta be pulling
her hair out yeah, I do I put this guy.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Alright, alright, let's all calm down before we get fired.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
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Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Next Friday, Next Friday? Yes, so you got to be
your next Friday?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
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Speaker 3 (23:19):
All right, we have more smashers and grabbers in the
San Fernando Valley. It never stops. I've been living in
the San Fernando Valley most my whole life. Never seen
it like this. Every night there's three, four or five
businesses or homes they get broken into.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Computers and equipment sprawled on the ground everywhere. At tech Deep,
a store that provides computer and phone repair as well
as it help and data recovery, the owner, David Farr,
was alerted about the break in early this morning.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I mean the first glimpse, it looks like they took
a bunch of cameras and lenses.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Cameras and lenses. They've taken cameras and lenses.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
From our studio. That's where we train people how to
do repairs on their devices on YouTube and basically, so
we have all types of lenses and cameras.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, lenses and cameras. That's what they took.
Speaker 12 (24:09):
Just before three fifteen this morning, suspects broke in. Far
says the suspects possibly used a jamming device to disrupt
the Wi Fi and security alarm. The suspects stole cash, cameras, lenses, computers,
and a gun. They also stole their data. The suspects
were driving in a white van.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But guy's got a loose gun at the business. Just
an unsecured gun hanging.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Out cash, cameras, lenses, computers, and a gun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
And a gun and a gunoo man oh man.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
They also stole their data. The suspects were driving in
a white van. Far says, they'll be figuring out how
much you're seeing.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Every time I see a white van with no windows,
I think some kind of crime is going on with
that guy. You know inside, Yeah, he's either selling speakers
that he ripped off or he's stolen something. There's something
going on with that guy, a white van with no windows.
I always look at that guy going.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
What's what? What's businesses this guy? Guy going, yeah, there
ain't no ice cream in there. Come on, no stolen speakers.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
They also stole their data the suspects.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well, by the way, this is great, but I used
to live in Tarzana. I had a guy pull up
and he was selling speakers out of one of those vans,
and they were cheap. They're like thirty bucks each, and
there were big speakers, and so I said, I'll take
a couple, what the hell, and I and I and
I bought them and I brought him inside and I
(25:27):
hooked them up and they were great.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
There were, you know, terrific speakers.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
The guy comes back an hour later and he goes,
I gave you the wrong speakers. I gave you the
bad speakers that we use as demos. And so he says,
can I get those speakers back, I'll give you the
other ones. And then I looked in the box of
the ones he was going to give me. Nothing in him,
just rocks on the bottom. He accidentally gave me the
(25:54):
speakers that they use to show people to.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Make everybody else think there will a lot of speak
that's right. Yeah, And I said, no, buddy, I actually
gave you those speakers.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, he gave me, like the three hundred dollars speakers.
I said, no, buddy, those are my speakers. Now you
got f't sorry, buddy, those are my speakers. And he goes, no,
I guess I need it back. I go, buddy, you
got three seconds to get out of here or I'm
calling the cops. These are my speakers. You knew the rules,
you knew the boundaries, mahallow. And then my wife goes,
who's pregnant at the time, She's like, hey, did you
(26:23):
really need to That guy knows where we live and
he's a criminal. And I said no, no. I said, that's
the way you got to talk to those guys. If
you pushy foot around, they'll come back. If you mean business,
they'll be on their way.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I don't know if that was true or not. Don't
get in the window.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I didn't know if that was true. But I had
those speakers. They lasted for long, like ten years. I
loved them, love those speakers.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
They also stole their data. The suspects were driving in
a white van.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The white van there, It is the white van.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Far says they'll be figuring out how much was stolen
in the coming days.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Well, and the first first look, I think I think
it's plus hundred thousand dollars considering considering their camera equipments
and computers are expensive.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Just ten minutes away from Tech Deep, suspects also broke
into a shoe store called Sneaker Hustle around three point
thirty this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh no, Sneaker Hostle got work.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Police say. The suspects stole shoes, and we're also driving
a white van there.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
It is a white van's bag.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
There was a brief car pursuit before police ran after
the suspects. One person was taken into custody, but the
other hasn't been caught. Both incidents had two suspects that
broke into the rear of the businesses and had a
white van. So police are looking into whether these burglaries
are related.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
And check man, when these guys plow into a store,
they really mean business. They never half asset. They're like
doing eighty when they hit that store.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
And check out this surveillance footage.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, I'll do that with the hell and check.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
Out this surveillance footage of a car plowing into Cocoa
Tobacco and Arlida just before twelve fifteen this morning. The
store owner was there and fought back. You can even
see him throw a mop bucket suspect.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
The guy was there mopping up and went after these guys.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Black sedan was waiting nearby as the getaway vehicle. Police
say two suspects are in custody. They don't know if
there are more suspects out there. It's not clear if
they're related, but pharmacies in sun Valley and Valley Village
were also hit and Sun Valley.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
At night for Valley Valley residents.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Three to four suspects, all masked, broken to Sunland Pharmacy.
It does not appear that they were able to take anything,
and all the suspects fled and haven't been found. The
suspects are believed to be connected to a series of
other recent pharmacy burglaries in the valley. They may also
be connected to a burglary and Valley Village this morning
at Riverside Discount Drugs, the front windows were smashed and
(28:40):
the suspects cut their way inside the store PASTI gate.
The suspects broken to a safe and stole an unknown
amount of drugs from the store. The owners say this
is the third break in within six.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Months, third break in six months.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
The owners say, this is the third break in within
six months.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Man, oh ma'am. It is tough out there. It is tough. Man.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I don't know what the answer by whatever they're doing
right now, no good, no good thing do them. They
got to get a handle on this though. Every single
night there's mayhem in the valley every night. All right,
We're keeping an eye on it for you. We're live
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