August 20, 2024 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. If you want
to go to a car dealership and not be bothered
by a sales guy, and look, there are some great
sales guys out there who you know, let you hang
and look at cars. But I went to look for
a car for my daughter, you know, she was eighteen,
(00:23):
and we went to a car dealership and a guy
comes out and goes, hey, what are you looking for?
And I'm like, hey, buddy, I said, if you give
me your card, we're gonna look for a car and
I'll and you're the sales guy. As soon as we
find something like, I'll come grab you and we'll make
a deal. And he's like nope. He goes, I got
nothing to do. I'm going to walk around with you
guys and show you these cars. And I said, okay.
(00:44):
I said, I really would like to just, you know,
because my daughter's pretty shy and I'd like to just
have a couple hours with her or an hour with
her just looking at cars. I said, give me your name,
I'll put it on my phone. As soon as we
find some, I'm going to come back to you and
you're my guy. And he's like, look, I got nothing new.
I'll just cruise around with you guys. I said, okay.
(01:05):
I said, all right, I'm going to give you a
third lifeboat here. I'd like to walk around with my
daughter by myself and look at cars. And he says, well,
that's not really how we operate around here, and I said, okay,
we just and we split. So here's how you do it.
If you want to go to a car lot and
you want to look at cars without anybody bothering you.
(01:26):
I do it every time, and it works one hundred
percent of the time. I walk in and a guy
will approach me and he says, can I help you?
I said, yeah, my wife's dropping her car off to service.
Do you guys have that overnight service? And he goes, yeah, yeah,
fill it an envelope. I said, we're the envelopes. He said,
back here in service, and he gives me an envelope.
(01:46):
He goes, fill this envelope when she gets here, drop
the keys in it, have her park here, and she'll
be first up in the morning. I go, oh, that's great.
So he gives me the envelope and I walk around
for an hour looking at cars, pretending I'm waiting for
her to drop her car off. Nobody ever bothers me,
and if as somebody does, they hey, can I help you?
How I got this envelope? My wife's coming to drop
(02:08):
her car off for service. Said oh, that's great, and
he walks away.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's clever.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It happens. It is successful one time. Now it may
not be now because we did it on the air
and the guy go, oh, you heard that on kfive,
that's BS. What would you like? So I told that
story about the car, and I never mentioned what type
of car it was, and then Mark said, well, there's
not that many Lincoln dealerships around, like, oh, okay, well
(02:33):
I never mentioned it was a Lincoln dealership. I guess
it is now. But that's the second time that I've
blown a cover like that. Yeah, here's the first time
Mark did it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is a pretty big one that I blew the
first time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The first time was yeah, all right, here's Mark. This
is one of my one of my favorite stories. So
I've heard it a few times and I always don't
want him to tell it, and I kind of lose
track of what information is out there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I've told this story on the air since nineteen ninety six,
and this happened back in the seventies. But when I
was in nineteen seventy three seventy four, I was a
major Los Angeles Rams fan. I was ten eleven years old,
and my dad was a Rams fan. We'd go, you know,
catch a game or two every season. And then, you know,
(03:20):
my dad had six kids, so he couldn't take his
entire Sunday and spend it with one of his kids.
You know, he had to, like, you know, divvy up
his time. So he said to me, he said, I
have an actor friend who loves the Rams. He said,
I can't go with you every Sunday, but you're welcome
to go with him. He'd love to take you down
there and go to the game. You know, he'll I'll
(03:41):
pay for the tickets whatever. I said, Oh great, So
there's a well known actor. They used to pick me
up at our house on Magnolia and Balboa, drive down
to the coliseum, watch the game, and come home. And
it was it was perfect. So he picks me up,
we drive down. I think it was the Redskins now
(04:04):
called the Footballers or the Commanders, so this, this very
famous actor would pick me up. I would drive down
with him. I was ten. We'd watch the game and
this actor would have nineteen beers. He could never have one.
He had literally like like you know, you'd stack the
(04:25):
cup on top of each other, be like nineteen beers,
and then we'd the game would be over, we'd get
in the car, we'd drive back to the valley. Well,
one day he gets in the car and he gets
pulled over because he's swerving, and the cops give him
a dui. But back then, they didn't arrest you. They
give you a ticket and said, hey, get home carefully.
(04:49):
And I think they knew it was you know, yeah,
they let him. Yeah, So we got back to the valley.
He gets pulled over again in the valley and you know,
gets a ticket and says, hey, stop doing this. So
I get home. He drops me off. I get home
and I don't And I've got to make a calculation
(05:11):
whether to tell my dad this story or not. And
I know, even at ten, if I told my dad
that the guy drive me to the back and forth
of the game had nineteen beers, my dad would cut
that off immediately and probably would lose his friendship with.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
That guy, and you would lose your chur, I lose
my rimes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I would lose my ride in a heartbeat, and only
bad things would come of it. And I decided not
to tell my dad, and I didn't tell him. I
don't know, I think until like maybe ten years ago
that that that happened. So I told that story on
the air. I've been telling you if since nineteen ninety
six on maybe once or twice.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I love the story, and Tim's giving you kind of
a boiled down version of the stories because it's just
a marvelous story, full of detail and you go to
the game, et cetera. And I loved that story, but
I lose track of what details are out there in it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So about two years ago I told that story on
the air and Mark said, that's funny because I ran
into McLean Stephenson's son and Beck's wife and told him
that story daughter and daughter and Exbert, and I said,
I've never mentioned the actor's name on the air, and
(06:27):
I guess it's out there now.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
They were so.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Lovely and I was so excited about meeting McLean Stevenson's
I guess widow now or whatever you know the woman
he was married to, and and the she's great, and
she really is like super cool. They were like super cool.
And I was so excited about how cool they were.
And his daughter was also so warm and so lovely,
and so I was so excited to tell you that,
(06:53):
and then you and then I've just blurted it out
as you told the story again.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And McLean Stephenson was the star of MASH and he
was the reason why MASH was successful.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So funny, he was so funny.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't think I think that that show was okay
after he left, but it was not the same.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, it had different vibes, certainly around.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I mean, obviously they it ran forever and was plentny
it and funny and all that stuff. But man, he
had and when he'd go on the Tonight Show or
the talk.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Shows, the greatest guy in the world.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Great rock on toeur and just oh, the absolute best.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And he had the greatest stories ever. I remember sitting
in that car and driving down with them to the
coliseum and he talked the entire way and he told
I wish I had a pen or a recorder. He
told me the greatest stories in the world. It didn't
talk to me like I was ten. He talked to
me like I was a sailor and I was thirty
eight and just told me the most unbelievable stories.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, a real old school guy in terms of sort
of the orientation, but also with kind of newer sensibilities,
like he was really of the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But yeah, he was such a close friend of my
dad's and he stayed with us at one point. I
remember I us like between houses or I don't know,
I might have been kicked out of his relationship at
one point and he stayed with us for a couple
of weeks at our house. He was that close with
the family and just one of the greatest guys ever
met my life.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just look, and you know that I feel this way,
And maybe this is just because I grew up in
such a different environment on the East Coast, but I
look with such awe at your childhood because you had
people like McClean Stevenson and Mike Connors who played Mannix
and Harvey Korman, who was your dad's both performance partner
(08:36):
and good friend, and your father's Tim Conway Junior. I
hate to be that guy, but it just and Ernie
Anderson to me is larger than life.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Right, But what do they all have in common? They
all drank, smoked, and gambled.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
It was of a time.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Those are the only guys my dad hung out with.
It was of a time guys that drank, smoked, and gambled.
That was his criteria for a friend. You gotta really
much you brought, you gotta have the trifecta. And it was.
It was an interesting time. Obviously. One of his best
best friends was Ernie Anderson, the voice of ABC, and man,
(09:16):
that was a real man. Ernie Anderson. Yeah, he was
the real effing deal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You know.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
He took all those things that you just mentioned, oh yeah,
and turned him up to ten.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He had that, you know, the deep voice and you know,
uh just saying for everybody and didn't care what you know,
who was around the most colorful language in the right world,
completely politically incorrect. And that's where I mean. He used
to have a saying that summed it all up. And again,
I don't like to use this term on the air
because I've been asked not to, but he had a term.
(09:47):
When things were going south, he would just look at
somebody and go Jesus Christ and that said it all.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You know, well his outtakes, which we used to have
a drop or two about with him, but there's a
whole run, like eight minutes of Ernie Anderson outtakes on
YouTube and it's just brilliant. He's the absolute best with
the absolutely anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
But you also said, I know, we got to take
a break that you add a.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I group in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So occasionally I'd rub up against people who are famous
in politics, That's right. Yeah, like my friend's dad was
the Secretary of Commerce. My other friends, that's a big deal,
I know, but I'm I would I would have traded
it out from Mike Connors.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, all right, I'll trade you.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Mark Thompson is here and you've got that very popular
show on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, thank you, The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yees think it's kind of a newsy and politics centric
at the moment because it's a hot political season. But yeah,
thank you for mentioning. It's on YouTube. You can it's free,
by the way, which is the best.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Part of it.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It is. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
We just took the radio show from San Francisco, moved
it to YouTube. We've got picked up foot do you
subscribers A forty two thousand subscribers, that's right. Yeah, and
so you know we're getting we're getting there. It's a
it's a climb. You got to do it every day.
We do it eleven to one live, but you can
watch it anytime on YouTube of course.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And you do a hell of a job. I know
it's a lot of work and it's a pain in
the ass to do because of the regulations too.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, it's true. You are a slave to a lot
of things. You think it's oh, it's a free platform.
You can say whatever. No, no, no, they're really up
your you know, to make sure it's that way.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But you've been very supportive. So thanks for all your support.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Temp Well I do it. Look every Tuesday at six
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(11:53):
came back to the Dodgers. He's been gone for quite
some time, and he came back to see with Seattle
and to a sea of people standing and cheering and
yelling his name, and he was presented with a check
for ten thousand dollars for his charity foundation, which I
believe is run by him and Courtney, his wife, And
(12:14):
he got very emotional, Like usually when a guy comes
back to a team for the first time, you know,
like one or two guys get out of the dugout
to say hey and shake his hand or give him
a hug. And he turned around and there's like twelve
guys that came out to see him and to say
hi to him and to hug him. And that got
him really emotional.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh that's trually good.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Because he said, you know, you can have rings, you
can have trophies, you can have all this money, but
it's all at the end in baseball about relationships. So
David Vasse had a terrific interview with I'm gonna play
a minute or so here David Vassy and his interview
with Justin Turner ex Dodger current Seattle Mariner Justin Turner.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
The one and only Justin Turner joining us here in
the Mariner's dugout Man, What a beautiful night life last
night at Dodgers Stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
JT.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
It was something. It was pretty special, and I want
to strength the whole Dodgers organization for putting so much
thought and time into that and making it a night
that myself in court and one day, bo I'll always remember.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
So.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I know you had some idea that Dodgers were going
to honor your first return back here, But did it
exceed your expectations?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I knew. I knew someone was going on. They told
me that they were going to do a presentation after
the anthem. Didn't know what the tribute video was was amazing,
had me and all my feels and running back all
the memories, all the great memories we've had here. The
check presentation to the foundation, I think was spectacular. I
think everyone here knows how much the foundation means, the
court and I how much work, especially Courtney puts into
(13:46):
the foundation. So that was definitely a nice, nice touch.
The thing that got me the most, And you know,
thinking back and I actually wrote text to a bunch
of the guys this morning. But you know, I've been
a part of that on the other side. You know,
when guys make their return to Dodger Stadium, and usually
it's one of two guys come out and give a
gift or a jersey or a picture or something. When
I turned around and saw ten guys coming out of dugout,
(14:07):
you know that that kind of got me a little bit.
I don't know if that was planned. I don't know
if that's how I was supposed to go, But you know,
I wrote all those guys this morning and that that
meant the world to me. And that was at that
point I started getting a little little mod I was
doing great until I saw all those guys walking out.
I'm like, oh man, this is cool.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
You were one of the most inclusive teammates I've ever
seen with the Dodgers, and you were such a big
part of the success of this organization for the nine
years that you were here. To have the respect of
the fans is one thing, but to have the respect
of your peers, I'm sure is another level.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
You know, I talk about it quite a bit. You know,
there's a lot of things you can accomplish in this game,
and a lot of awards and stats and accolades and
you know, rings and whatnot, But at the end of
the day, the impact and the respect that you have
of the guys that are in the room with you,
that are you know, going out to fight and to
play and to compete for championships every day you have
(15:00):
I respect. That's something that that will last a lifetime
and no one will ever take away from you. So
you know, that was that was a touching moment.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, Justin Turner tonight back at Dodger Stadium with the
Seattle Mariners. You can hear that interview at AM five
seventy LA Sports or David Vassey's social media is officially
vast say at officially vass a easier to just go
to AM five seventy LA Sports. You can see the
(15:29):
whole interview there with Justin Turner, dig doing with that
guy Mark Thompson is with us And that's cool, right.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, it's cool for me.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, Yeah, if you're paying attention, all right, we're live
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm here every breath.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
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Speaker 3 (16:16):
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(16:49):
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com for details. Today is is National Radio Day. I
didn't know that, nor did I. I was kind of
surprised to hear that. What does that mean? Bellio National
Radio Day?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Did?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's a day of radio nationwide.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
To celebrate radio. Is that what they're doing? Sharing it?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So celebrations exactly what it is? Yeah, and you made
a beautiful video featuring all of us, including yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I did.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And that's on Instagram. It's on Instagram at Conway Show.
Conway Show and follow us while you're there. We have
that's cool. Does that take anything to follow us? No,
just you know you hit follow.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I'm gonna put it on my Instagram. I'm gonna re
what do you call that? Repost post?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What is yours?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Mark Thompson TV?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh okay, this is And I remember when I first
got that and into the very first days of Instagram.
I had left Fox eleven, where I was for twenty
three years on television.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I did a lot of stuff, as you know, Tim
had a very distinguished career on television. Sure, and you
asked me what my handle was on Instagram and I
said Mark Thompson TV. And you said you may want
to drop the TV part now. Just helping a buddy out, Yeah,
thank you, Thank you for reminding me, or you can
(18:18):
change it. I don't think it's hard to just but.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He used to be in there, you know, it doesn't
take long.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah, or a not I see, Okay, anybody else.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Like Karen Knotts, Tim isn't she isn't that hr?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, Karen Knots and ar not She's great. She wrote
a book, didn't she?
Speaker 8 (18:42):
She did?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Very funny book, very funny.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Chipotle is in the news. It's steph Ush's favorite and
my daughter's favorite loves that Chipotle. Man, they always have
it ready for you. You know, when you go there
and you order online, it's always ready. I think we've
been there maybe one hundred times. It's been runny ninety
nine times.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's pretty solid, pretty solid place.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They got it going on. Let's find out what's going
on with Chipotle.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Happening today a chance to win free Chipotle burritos. Check
your Chipotle knowledge with an IQ test. The fast food
chain says there will be trivia, multiple choice true or
faultse and write in answers rewards. Members who score a
ten out of ten are eligible to win codes for
buy one, get one free menu items. Chipotle says it's
releasing five thousand codes per hour. People with perfect scores
(19:32):
will also get a chance for a year of free burritos.
You can only play once a day, and you have
until Thursday to play. But you're really going to make
me study. I have to study my chippootle, and I have.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
To know Chipotle trivia, not just trivia, right right. I
guess if you're a Rewards member, you probably know already, right,
a lot of them. Yeah, by stephush, How do you
think you would do with Chipotle trivia? It's a good
question because I'd be curious to see what the questions
would be.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I mean, I'm guessing it's going to be about like
when we got founded menu are menu stuff like that,
So I would be curious just to try it see
how I would do.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But I think I would do.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Okay, well, guess what that we've got the test? Wow,
we've got all right? Let me find it. Great moment, Okay,
all right, you ready for it?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All right, here we go Chipotle trivia test. It's back, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Here's the first one. What type of food do they serve? Italian,
American or Mexican. I'll go with Mexican. That's right, that's right,
all right, Chipotle, Let's see here. What do they offer?
Two types of tortillas? Can you name both? I guess
flour and corn? That's right.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Wow, that's right. Pretty so far, pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Just like a savant pretty good. School was like this,
what type of you want?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You want to quit now? You want to play for
the big money?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Maybe two times of protein they offer a Chipotle?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh, chicken and steak.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I nailed it, very impression.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Do they offer j just burritos? Are also bowls? They
offer burritos and bowls. That's right.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Wow, man, it's like you worked there the really impressive.
Speaker 12 (21:29):
What else do they offer?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah? What else do they offer? Oh? Do they make
their own guacamole there or is it imported from the
main branch.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm pretty sure it's handmade. Art's made there in each location.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's right?
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
What what two types of rice do they offer? Chipoltle?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Oh? H white and brown?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Are you sure you don't work there?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No? What I would mind it? All right?
Speaker 12 (21:59):
Everything? But hear what he could be? It's woody show
you be a Chipotle? Yeah, this program saying I'm so
glad I'm working here.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
All right, you must be a bodybuilder to work at
Chipotle in this position. I would say, it's you be
a bodybuilder to work at Chipotle in this position. What
position would that be?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I would say, I mean, I would guess because I
can't see it all the way in the back, but
I would guess cutting up the chicken or cutting up
the meat.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh, your first failure rolling the burritos. Yeah, you have
to have you have to work out six hours a day,
and you have to have at least three metals in
a bodybuilding contest. Geh, yeah to work there. That's uh,
that's wild. Chipotle offers what time of beverage? Is Pepsi
(22:54):
or Coca Cola? I believe the offer both. I doesn't
say that here. No, Yeah, Pepsi or coke? Then I
would guess coke because I know that they also. I'm
pretty sure they have that the Mexican coke too, that's right.
And and mister Pibb, Well, they got mister Pibb, Yeah,
(23:16):
which I think is doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I was I when you said mister Pip, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm surprised that they even still make mister Pip. Yes,
they do.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
They do.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know, but I feel like that leans more
towards rup heer that to me, that's what that one
tastes like.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, look at that all right, last trivia question. What
day of the week does Chipotle close? They closed one day?
Do they do? They close for one day to clean?
And what day is that they do not close? That's right,
seven days of their question. They're open seven days a week.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Wow. And the closest Chipotle to where you're standing right
now is where.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm guessing olive, but I'm not sure if the street
out of the streets well enough here.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, riverside in Hollywood Way Okay, yeah, man, oh man,
it is like you work there, It really is. How
often do you go? I'd probably go like once or
twice a week. Actually just had it this weekend with
my dad, But you did. Your dad's a fan too?
Oh yeah? What was your dad yet? He gets burritos?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
He does?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, and they're not buddy, I don't think that's your dad.
You look exactly like your stepmom's husband or your mom's Yeah,
you look exactly like your mom's husband. And your dad
eats burritos. You eat bowls you have nothing in common
(24:39):
with them. I think you're your mom and stepmother's child.
Does that bother you that that might be that that
may not be your dad? I don't think that's true, buddy.
I can tell by your Breto order and and your
stepfather's look that you're not your father's son.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow. Is that so?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Would be the would be quite a moment and a
revelation if you were discover it here on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I would say that would be wild A big scoop. Yeah,
speaking of scoops, that's what they offer the Chipotle, the guacamoleon. Ah, right, buddy,
you're the best. Nailed it. That guy got ninety nine percent.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
He was very impressive on Chipotle knowledge. I'll agree.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I will say it's before we go to break fairly easy.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, it was almost embarrassingly easy.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, but that doesn't take anything away from from Steven.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
He still knew him.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, he knew every one of them.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Mark Thompson is with us and Crosier as well.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, you know cruises in at the very end of
last cast.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Is at six fifty or six, forty six, forty two
and whenever you take that, and that's not a cast,
it's a tease. Yes, indeed, Yeah, I learned that. I've
been here fourteen years. I've just learned that. Last week.
I like to thank Kathleen Craft. She sent me a
bunch of old racing programs and racing tickets and I
love those and I'm gonna go home and look at
(26:11):
every one of them. That's when Sandy, Holly and Shoemaker
were running. Oh man, the good old days of horse racing.
So thank you to Kathleen Craft. If you're listening, man,
you made my night. I'm gonna go back and check
those out.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
You always talk about with Claremont. The restaurants there that
I go to. There's a restaurant that just opened up
a few months ago called Magnolia. And the owners of
the place also own horses.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Was that right?
Speaker 12 (26:35):
In fact, they own the horse that won the del
Mar Stakes.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Wow, that's a big race.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Yeah yeah. And the so they're friends with Michael Rona,
the track announcer.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and then they have god,
what's this the Frank Merramanty is the is the track
announcer at at Santa Anita and then god, I can't
think of the guy his name in del Mar. That
bothers me. He said legend, and I listen to him
every day and I can't remember his name. Did you
(27:08):
That's where I'm getting to in life?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Did you ever?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Because you're a broadcaster and you always had this facility
for broadcast, and you spend so much time with the track,
you never really wanted to be a broadcast track announcer.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No that that's a really tough job to do because
you have to remember you have you're watching the horse
race with binoculars, and before the race goes off, you
have to remember every single horse's name.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
And you seem to have that retention.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I don't. I've tried it before, just at home, trying
to call it. It's really fun, you know, it's great
to do.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
You just end up calling ding dong every race it is.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Did you ever hear Conan O'Brien calling him race?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh, I got to find the audio here Conan O'Brian.
Let's see, uh uh oh, Brian race call? He was great, man,
he was okay. Here it is Conan O'Brien calls a
race at sant Anita. Now there might be some swearing
in here. Step Jamon, warn you we might not be
(28:08):
able to play the entire thing. But here's a con no, no, okay,
five hundred deluxe garden homes. Well, that's not it, all right,
as soon as that. Okay, here it is Conan O'Brien
calling a race at San Anito.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It's a pony party. Put up the biscuits. Here they come,
chicken stews on the boil.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All right, here's the gate.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Of course, the jockeys are riding the horses and not
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Race is about to start. Everybody seems to be in here.
Here we go, thing which I'm told is a gate.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I'll briefly mention that Conan, he's at eleven o'clock on TBS,
an enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Hour of television.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Here it go, and it's pancakes on the griddle as
the horses in front guard. It looks like blue collar
boys going in strong. There's blue collar boy, but it
also looks like he's a shot. Caulho's doing a good job.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
A bunch of horses out there, hard to see with
these monoculars.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I'm seeing blue collar boy I'm seeing a bunch of
horses following.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Blue collar boy.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Horses look alike when you're not around horses a lot.
And they're closing in fast. Yes, this race is really up.
The jockey's bottoms are in the air, which is one
of the joppies. White horses. Bottoms high. That's the way
to go, boys, bottoms high. Here we go, now around
the last turn. Here comes the last turn, and it
looks like this is an exciting race. I think it's
he's a short column blue collar boy. If I'm If
(29:38):
I'm wrong, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's not my fault.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
I don't do this regularly. And here we go. It
looks like this is a very exciting races.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Someone just saw me.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
It's knuckle bust, blue column boy, blue collar boy, and
knucklebuster blue collar boy and knuckle buster who should it be?
Blue colin Nata? It looks like Nabata take and look.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And he's a talented guy. And he couldn't keep up
with that. You know, he didn't know the name of
the horse winning that race. Yeah, yeah, I give you
credit for a be a little bit better than con
in that of right, all right. The Crozier went to
a hotel. Can we talk about that over there? All right?
You're refere real quickly of that pacity and what were
you say? The Langham Langa.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I think it's called Huntington Langham.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That's a great hotel.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Old, been around for a long long time and it's great.
I mean, the staff is fantastic and it's kind of
nestled in the San Marino neighborhood, so it's really great
neighborhood around there. The grounds are beautiful. They have like
a Japanese garden going on there. Yeah, it's the property
is fantastic. It's an older hotel though it kind of
has that vibe where it's kind of hanging on to
(30:47):
rep a little bit. But the staff more than sort
of like makes it an enjoyable experience. We just went
there for one night because my daughter was having a
birthday party at the house, so we were like, let's
get there out of here.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I heard the room service as TV dinner. Is that true?
Speaker 12 (31:02):
The room service was they had they had a cheese
plate and a meat plate charcuterie, and then they had
the combined Grand Artisanal and it was the size of
a book, a small book as far as you know
it was like three slices.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Of grand was used a little too liberally there.
Speaker 12 (31:18):
Yeah, three slices allowed me four slices of pepperoni and
that was the extent of the meat.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Wow, it was a lot of Yeah, I bet it.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
But but but the staff you liked there.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
The staff was fantastic. I mean they really treat you
well there. And and like I said, the grounds are beautiful,
but it needs upgrading.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right again the name of the rest of the
hotel Langham, the Langham Hotel, Famous Langham.
Speaker 12 (31:38):
They need some work on it, but it's a it's
a beautiful property.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Would you go back to visit your absolutely.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
To visit Tim.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, all right, thank you the Crows. Also to Mark Thompson.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Tim Kelly's up next right here on k IF I
am six forty
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. If you want
to go to a car dealership and not be bothered
by a sales guy, and look, there are some great
sales guys out there who you know, let you hang
and look at cars. But I went to look for
a car for my daughter, you know, she was eighteen,
(00:23):
and we went to a car dealership and a guy
comes out and goes, hey, what are you looking for?
And I'm like, hey, buddy, I said, if you give
me your card, we're gonna look for a car and
I'll and you're the sales guy. As soon as we
find something like, I'll come grab you and we'll make
a deal. And he's like nope. He goes, I got
nothing to do. I'm going to walk around with you
guys and show you these cars. And I said, okay.
(00:44):
I said, I really would like to just, you know,
because my daughter's pretty shy and I'd like to just
have a couple hours with her or an hour with
her just looking at cars. I said, give me your name,
I'll put it on my phone. As soon as we
find some, I'm going to come back to you and
you're my guy. And he's like, look, I got nothing new.
I'll just cruise around with you guys. I said, okay.
(01:05):
I said, all right, I'm going to give you a
third lifeboat here. I'd like to walk around with my
daughter by myself and look at cars. And he says, well,
that's not really how we operate around here, and I said, okay,
we just and we split. So here's how you do it.
If you want to go to a car lot and
you want to look at cars without anybody bothering you.
(01:26):
I do it every time, and it works one hundred
percent of the time. I walk in and a guy
will approach me and he says, can I help you?
I said, yeah, my wife's dropping her car off to service.
Do you guys have that overnight service? And he goes, yeah, yeah,
fill it an envelope. I said, we're the envelopes. He said,
back here in service, and he gives me an envelope.
(01:46):
He goes, fill this envelope when she gets here, drop
the keys in it, have her park here, and she'll
be first up in the morning. I go, oh, that's great.
So he gives me the envelope and I walk around
for an hour looking at cars, pretending I'm waiting for
her to drop her car off. Nobody ever bothers me,
and if as somebody does, they hey, can I help you?
How I got this envelope? My wife's coming to drop
(02:08):
her car off for service. Said oh, that's great, and
he walks away.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's clever.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It happens. It is successful one time. Now it may
not be now because we did it on the air
and the guy go, oh, you heard that on kfive,
that's BS. What would you like? So I told that
story about the car, and I never mentioned what type
of car it was, and then Mark said, well, there's
not that many Lincoln dealerships around, like, oh, okay, well
(02:33):
I never mentioned it was a Lincoln dealership. I guess
it is now. But that's the second time that I've
blown a cover like that. Yeah, here's the first time
Mark did it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is a pretty big one that I blew the
first time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The first time was yeah, all right, here's Mark. This
is one of my one of my favorite stories. So
I've heard it a few times and I always don't
want him to tell it, and I kind of lose
track of what information is out there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I've told this story on the air since nineteen ninety six,
and this happened back in the seventies. But when I
was in nineteen seventy three seventy four, I was a
major Los Angeles Rams fan. I was ten eleven years old,
and my dad was a Rams fan. We'd go, you know,
catch a game or two every season. And then, you know,
(03:20):
my dad had six kids, so he couldn't take his
entire Sunday and spend it with one of his kids.
You know, he had to, like, you know, divvy up
his time. So he said to me, he said, I
have an actor friend who loves the Rams. He said,
I can't go with you every Sunday, but you're welcome
to go with him. He'd love to take you down
there and go to the game. You know, he'll I'll
(03:41):
pay for the tickets whatever. I said, Oh great, So
there's a well known actor. They used to pick me
up at our house on Magnolia and Balboa, drive down
to the coliseum, watch the game, and come home. And
it was it was perfect. So he picks me up,
we drive down. I think it was the Redskins now
(04:04):
called the Footballers or the Commanders, so this, this very
famous actor would pick me up. I would drive down
with him. I was ten. We'd watch the game and
this actor would have nineteen beers. He could never have one.
He had literally like like you know, you'd stack the
(04:25):
cup on top of each other, be like nineteen beers,
and then we'd the game would be over, we'd get
in the car, we'd drive back to the valley. Well,
one day he gets in the car and he gets
pulled over because he's swerving, and the cops give him
a dui. But back then, they didn't arrest you. They
give you a ticket and said, hey, get home carefully.
(04:49):
And I think they knew it was you know, yeah,
they let him. Yeah, So we got back to the valley.
He gets pulled over again in the valley and you know,
gets a ticket and says, hey, stop doing this. So
I get home. He drops me off. I get home
and I don't And I've got to make a calculation
(05:11):
whether to tell my dad this story or not. And
I know, even at ten, if I told my dad
that the guy drive me to the back and forth
of the game had nineteen beers, my dad would cut
that off immediately and probably would lose his friendship with.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
That guy, and you would lose your chur, I lose
my rimes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I would lose my ride in a heartbeat, and only
bad things would come of it. And I decided not
to tell my dad, and I didn't tell him. I
don't know, I think until like maybe ten years ago
that that that happened. So I told that story on
the air. I've been telling you if since nineteen ninety
six on maybe once or twice.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I love the story, and Tim's giving you kind of
a boiled down version of the stories because it's just
a marvelous story, full of detail and you go to
the game, et cetera. And I loved that story, but
I lose track of what details are out there in it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So about two years ago I told that story on
the air and Mark said, that's funny because I ran
into McLean Stephenson's son and Beck's wife and told him
that story daughter and daughter and Exbert, and I said,
I've never mentioned the actor's name on the air, and
(06:27):
I guess it's out there now.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
They were so.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Lovely and I was so excited about meeting McLean Stevenson's
I guess widow now or whatever you know the woman
he was married to, and and the she's great, and
she really is like super cool. They were like super cool.
And I was so excited about how cool they were.
And his daughter was also so warm and so lovely,
and so I was so excited to tell you that,
(06:53):
and then you and then I've just blurted it out
as you told the story again.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And McLean Stephenson was the star of MASH and he
was the reason why MASH was successful.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So funny, he was so funny.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't think I think that that show was okay
after he left, but it was not the same.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, it had different vibes, certainly around.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I mean, obviously they it ran forever and was plentny
it and funny and all that stuff. But man, he
had and when he'd go on the Tonight Show or
the talk.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Shows, the greatest guy in the world.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Great rock on toeur and just oh, the absolute best.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And he had the greatest stories ever. I remember sitting
in that car and driving down with them to the
coliseum and he talked the entire way and he told
I wish I had a pen or a recorder. He
told me the greatest stories in the world. It didn't
talk to me like I was ten. He talked to
me like I was a sailor and I was thirty
eight and just told me the most unbelievable stories.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, a real old school guy in terms of sort
of the orientation, but also with kind of newer sensibilities,
like he was really of the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But yeah, he was such a close friend of my
dad's and he stayed with us at one point. I
remember I us like between houses or I don't know,
I might have been kicked out of his relationship at
one point and he stayed with us for a couple
of weeks at our house. He was that close with
the family and just one of the greatest guys ever
met my life.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just look, and you know that I feel this way,
And maybe this is just because I grew up in
such a different environment on the East Coast, but I
look with such awe at your childhood because you had
people like McClean Stevenson and Mike Connors who played Mannix
and Harvey Korman, who was your dad's both performance partner
(08:36):
and good friend, and your father's Tim Conway Junior. I
hate to be that guy, but it just and Ernie
Anderson to me is larger than life.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Right, But what do they all have in common? They
all drank, smoked, and gambled.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
It was of a time.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Those are the only guys my dad hung out with.
It was of a time guys that drank, smoked, and gambled.
That was his criteria for a friend. You gotta really
much you brought, you gotta have the trifecta. And it was.
It was an interesting time. Obviously. One of his best
best friends was Ernie Anderson, the voice of ABC, and man,
(09:16):
that was a real man. Ernie Anderson. Yeah, he was
the real effing deal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You know.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
He took all those things that you just mentioned, oh yeah,
and turned him up to ten.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He had that, you know, the deep voice and you know,
uh just saying for everybody and didn't care what you know,
who was around the most colorful language in the right world,
completely politically incorrect. And that's where I mean. He used
to have a saying that summed it all up. And again,
I don't like to use this term on the air
because I've been asked not to, but he had a term.
(09:47):
When things were going south, he would just look at
somebody and go Jesus Christ and that said it all.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You know, well his outtakes, which we used to have
a drop or two about with him, but there's a
whole run, like eight minutes of Ernie Anderson outtakes on
YouTube and it's just brilliant. He's the absolute best with
the absolutely anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
But you also said, I know, we got to take
a break that you add a.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I group in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So occasionally I'd rub up against people who are famous
in politics, That's right. Yeah, like my friend's dad was
the Secretary of Commerce. My other friends, that's a big deal,
I know, but I'm I would I would have traded
it out from Mike Connors.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, all right, I'll trade you.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Mark Thompson is here and you've got that very popular
show on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, thank you, The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yees think it's kind of a newsy and politics centric
at the moment because it's a hot political season. But yeah,
thank you for mentioning. It's on YouTube. You can it's free,
by the way, which is the best.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Part of it.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It is. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
We just took the radio show from San Francisco, moved
it to YouTube. We've got picked up foot do you
subscribers A forty two thousand subscribers, that's right. Yeah, and
so you know we're getting we're getting there. It's a
it's a climb. You got to do it every day.
We do it eleven to one live, but you can
watch it anytime on YouTube of course.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And you do a hell of a job. I know
it's a lot of work and it's a pain in
the ass to do because of the regulations too.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, it's true. You are a slave to a lot
of things. You think it's oh, it's a free platform.
You can say whatever. No, no, no, they're really up
your you know, to make sure it's that way.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But you've been very supportive. So thanks for all your support.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Temp Well I do it. Look every Tuesday at six
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(11:53):
came back to the Dodgers. He's been gone for quite
some time, and he came back to see with Seattle
and to a sea of people standing and cheering and
yelling his name, and he was presented with a check
for ten thousand dollars for his charity foundation, which I
believe is run by him and Courtney, his wife, And
(12:14):
he got very emotional, Like usually when a guy comes
back to a team for the first time, you know,
like one or two guys get out of the dugout
to say hey and shake his hand or give him
a hug. And he turned around and there's like twelve
guys that came out to see him and to say
hi to him and to hug him. And that got
him really emotional.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh that's trually good.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Because he said, you know, you can have rings, you
can have trophies, you can have all this money, but
it's all at the end in baseball about relationships. So
David Vasse had a terrific interview with I'm gonna play
a minute or so here David Vassy and his interview
with Justin Turner ex Dodger current Seattle Mariner Justin Turner.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
The one and only Justin Turner joining us here in
the Mariner's dugout Man, What a beautiful night life last
night at Dodgers Stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
JT.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
It was something. It was pretty special, and I want
to strength the whole Dodgers organization for putting so much
thought and time into that and making it a night
that myself in court and one day, bo I'll always remember.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
So.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I know you had some idea that Dodgers were going
to honor your first return back here, But did it
exceed your expectations?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I knew. I knew someone was going on. They told
me that they were going to do a presentation after
the anthem. Didn't know what the tribute video was was amazing,
had me and all my feels and running back all
the memories, all the great memories we've had here. The
check presentation to the foundation, I think was spectacular. I
think everyone here knows how much the foundation means, the
court and I how much work, especially Courtney puts into
(13:46):
the foundation. So that was definitely a nice, nice touch.
The thing that got me the most, And you know,
thinking back and I actually wrote text to a bunch
of the guys this morning. But you know, I've been
a part of that on the other side. You know,
when guys make their return to Dodger Stadium, and usually
it's one of two guys come out and give a
gift or a jersey or a picture or something. When
I turned around and saw ten guys coming out of dugout,
(14:07):
you know that that kind of got me a little bit.
I don't know if that was planned. I don't know
if that's how I was supposed to go, But you know,
I wrote all those guys this morning and that that
meant the world to me. And that was at that
point I started getting a little little mod I was
doing great until I saw all those guys walking out.
I'm like, oh man, this is cool.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
You were one of the most inclusive teammates I've ever
seen with the Dodgers, and you were such a big
part of the success of this organization for the nine
years that you were here. To have the respect of
the fans is one thing, but to have the respect
of your peers, I'm sure is another level.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
You know, I talk about it quite a bit. You know,
there's a lot of things you can accomplish in this game,
and a lot of awards and stats and accolades and
you know, rings and whatnot, But at the end of
the day, the impact and the respect that you have
of the guys that are in the room with you,
that are you know, going out to fight and to
play and to compete for championships every day you have
(15:00):
I respect. That's something that that will last a lifetime
and no one will ever take away from you. So
you know, that was that was a touching moment.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, Justin Turner tonight back at Dodger Stadium with the
Seattle Mariners. You can hear that interview at AM five
seventy LA Sports or David Vassey's social media is officially
vast say at officially vass a easier to just go
to AM five seventy LA Sports. You can see the
(15:29):
whole interview there with Justin Turner, dig doing with that
guy Mark Thompson is with us And that's cool, right.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, it's cool for me.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, Yeah, if you're paying attention, all right, we're live
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm here every breath.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
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Speaker 2 (15:53):
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To be there.
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What those iHeart Music Festivals Do they get any better?
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didn't know that, nor did I. I was kind of
surprised to hear that. What does that mean? Bellio National
Radio Day?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Did?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's a day of radio nationwide.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
To celebrate radio. Is that what they're doing? Sharing it?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So celebrations exactly what it is? Yeah, and you made
a beautiful video featuring all of us, including yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I did.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And that's on Instagram. It's on Instagram at Conway Show.
Conway Show and follow us while you're there. We have
that's cool. Does that take anything to follow us? No,
just you know you hit follow.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I'm gonna put it on my Instagram. I'm gonna re
what do you call that? Repost post?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What is yours?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Mark Thompson TV?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh okay, this is And I remember when I first
got that and into the very first days of Instagram.
I had left Fox eleven, where I was for twenty
three years on television.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I did a lot of stuff, as you know, Tim
had a very distinguished career on television. Sure, and you
asked me what my handle was on Instagram and I
said Mark Thompson TV. And you said you may want
to drop the TV part now. Just helping a buddy out, Yeah,
thank you, Thank you for reminding me, or you can
(18:18):
change it. I don't think it's hard to just but.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He used to be in there, you know, it doesn't
take long.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah, or a not I see, Okay, anybody else.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Like Karen Knotts, Tim isn't she isn't that hr?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, Karen Knots and ar not She's great. She wrote
a book, didn't she?
Speaker 8 (18:42):
She did?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Very funny book, very funny.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Chipotle is in the news. It's steph Ush's favorite and
my daughter's favorite loves that Chipotle. Man, they always have
it ready for you. You know, when you go there
and you order online, it's always ready. I think we've
been there maybe one hundred times. It's been runny ninety
nine times.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's pretty solid, pretty solid place.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They got it going on. Let's find out what's going
on with Chipotle.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Happening today a chance to win free Chipotle burritos. Check
your Chipotle knowledge with an IQ test. The fast food
chain says there will be trivia, multiple choice true or
faultse and write in answers rewards. Members who score a
ten out of ten are eligible to win codes for
buy one, get one free menu items. Chipotle says it's
releasing five thousand codes per hour. People with perfect scores
(19:32):
will also get a chance for a year of free burritos.
You can only play once a day, and you have
until Thursday to play. But you're really going to make
me study. I have to study my chippootle, and I have.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
To know Chipotle trivia, not just trivia, right right. I
guess if you're a Rewards member, you probably know already, right,
a lot of them. Yeah, by stephush, How do you
think you would do with Chipotle trivia? It's a good
question because I'd be curious to see what the questions
would be.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I mean, I'm guessing it's going to be about like
when we got founded menu are menu stuff like that,
So I would be curious just to try it see
how I would do.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But I think I would do.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Okay, well, guess what that we've got the test? Wow,
we've got all right? Let me find it. Great moment, Okay,
all right, you ready for it?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All right, here we go Chipotle trivia test. It's back, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Here's the first one. What type of food do they serve? Italian,
American or Mexican. I'll go with Mexican. That's right, that's right,
all right, Chipotle, Let's see here. What do they offer?
Two types of tortillas? Can you name both? I guess
flour and corn? That's right.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Wow, that's right. Pretty so far, pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Just like a savant pretty good. School was like this,
what type of you want?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You want to quit now? You want to play for
the big money?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Maybe two times of protein they offer a Chipotle?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh, chicken and steak.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I nailed it, very impression.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Do they offer j just burritos? Are also bowls? They
offer burritos and bowls. That's right.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Wow, man, it's like you worked there the really impressive.
Speaker 12 (21:29):
What else do they offer?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah? What else do they offer? Oh? Do they make
their own guacamole there or is it imported from the
main branch.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm pretty sure it's handmade. Art's made there in each location.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's right?
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
What what two types of rice do they offer? Chipoltle?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Oh? H white and brown?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Are you sure you don't work there?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No? What I would mind it? All right?
Speaker 12 (21:59):
Everything? But hear what he could be? It's woody show
you be a Chipotle? Yeah, this program saying I'm so
glad I'm working here.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
All right, you must be a bodybuilder to work at
Chipotle in this position. I would say, it's you be
a bodybuilder to work at Chipotle in this position. What
position would that be?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I would say, I mean, I would guess because I
can't see it all the way in the back, but
I would guess cutting up the chicken or cutting up
the meat.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh, your first failure rolling the burritos. Yeah, you have
to have you have to work out six hours a day,
and you have to have at least three metals in
a bodybuilding contest. Geh, yeah to work there. That's uh,
that's wild. Chipotle offers what time of beverage? Is Pepsi
(22:54):
or Coca Cola? I believe the offer both. I doesn't
say that here. No, Yeah, Pepsi or coke? Then I
would guess coke because I know that they also. I'm
pretty sure they have that the Mexican coke too, that's right.
And and mister Pibb, Well, they got mister Pibb, Yeah,
(23:16):
which I think is doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I was I when you said mister Pip, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm surprised that they even still make mister Pip. Yes,
they do.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
They do.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know, but I feel like that leans more
towards rup heer that to me, that's what that one
tastes like.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, look at that all right, last trivia question. What
day of the week does Chipotle close? They closed one day?
Do they do? They close for one day to clean?
And what day is that they do not close? That's right,
seven days of their question. They're open seven days a week.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Wow. And the closest Chipotle to where you're standing right
now is where.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm guessing olive, but I'm not sure if the street
out of the streets well enough here.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, riverside in Hollywood Way Okay, yeah, man, oh man,
it is like you work there, It really is. How
often do you go? I'd probably go like once or
twice a week. Actually just had it this weekend with
my dad, But you did. Your dad's a fan too?
Oh yeah? What was your dad yet? He gets burritos?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
He does?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, and they're not buddy, I don't think that's your dad.
You look exactly like your stepmom's husband or your mom's Yeah,
you look exactly like your mom's husband. And your dad
eats burritos. You eat bowls you have nothing in common
(24:39):
with them. I think you're your mom and stepmother's child.
Does that bother you that that might be that that
may not be your dad? I don't think that's true, buddy.
I can tell by your Breto order and and your
stepfather's look that you're not your father's son.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow. Is that so?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Would be the would be quite a moment and a
revelation if you were discover it here on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I would say that would be wild A big scoop. Yeah,
speaking of scoops, that's what they offer the Chipotle, the guacamoleon. Ah, right, buddy,
you're the best. Nailed it. That guy got ninety nine percent.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
He was very impressive on Chipotle knowledge. I'll agree.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I will say it's before we go to break fairly easy.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, it was almost embarrassingly easy.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, but that doesn't take anything away from from Steven.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
He still knew him.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, he knew every one of them.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Mark Thompson is with us and Crosier as well.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, you know cruises in at the very end of
last cast.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Is at six fifty or six, forty six, forty two
and whenever you take that, and that's not a cast,
it's a tease. Yes, indeed, Yeah, I learned that. I've
been here fourteen years. I've just learned that. Last week.
I like to thank Kathleen Craft. She sent me a
bunch of old racing programs and racing tickets and I
love those and I'm gonna go home and look at
(26:11):
every one of them. That's when Sandy, Holly and Shoemaker
were running. Oh man, the good old days of horse racing.
So thank you to Kathleen Craft. If you're listening, man,
you made my night. I'm gonna go back and check
those out.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
You always talk about with Claremont. The restaurants there that
I go to. There's a restaurant that just opened up
a few months ago called Magnolia. And the owners of
the place also own horses.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Was that right?
Speaker 12 (26:35):
In fact, they own the horse that won the del
Mar Stakes.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Wow, that's a big race.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Yeah yeah. And the so they're friends with Michael Rona,
the track announcer.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and then they have god,
what's this the Frank Merramanty is the is the track
announcer at at Santa Anita and then god, I can't
think of the guy his name in del Mar. That
bothers me. He said legend, and I listen to him
every day and I can't remember his name. Did you
(27:08):
That's where I'm getting to in life?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Did you ever?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Because you're a broadcaster and you always had this facility
for broadcast, and you spend so much time with the track,
you never really wanted to be a broadcast track announcer.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No that that's a really tough job to do because
you have to remember you have you're watching the horse
race with binoculars, and before the race goes off, you
have to remember every single horse's name.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
And you seem to have that retention.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I don't. I've tried it before, just at home, trying
to call it. It's really fun, you know, it's great
to do.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
You just end up calling ding dong every race it is.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Did you ever hear Conan O'Brien calling him race?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh, I got to find the audio here Conan O'Brian.
Let's see, uh uh oh, Brian race call? He was great, man,
he was okay. Here it is Conan O'Brien calls a
race at sant Anita. Now there might be some swearing
in here. Step Jamon, warn you we might not be
(28:08):
able to play the entire thing. But here's a con no, no, okay,
five hundred deluxe garden homes. Well, that's not it, all right,
as soon as that. Okay, here it is Conan O'Brien
calling a race at San Anito.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It's a pony party. Put up the biscuits. Here they come,
chicken stews on the boil.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All right, here's the gate.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Of course, the jockeys are riding the horses and not
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Race is about to start. Everybody seems to be in here.
Here we go, thing which I'm told is a gate.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I'll briefly mention that Conan, he's at eleven o'clock on TBS,
an enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Hour of television.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Here it go, and it's pancakes on the griddle as
the horses in front guard. It looks like blue collar
boys going in strong. There's blue collar boy, but it
also looks like he's a shot. Caulho's doing a good job.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
A bunch of horses out there, hard to see with
these monoculars.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I'm seeing blue collar boy I'm seeing a bunch of
horses following.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Blue collar boy.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Horses look alike when you're not around horses a lot.
And they're closing in fast. Yes, this race is really up.
The jockey's bottoms are in the air, which is one
of the joppies. White horses. Bottoms high. That's the way
to go, boys, bottoms high. Here we go, now around
the last turn. Here comes the last turn, and it
looks like this is an exciting race. I think it's
he's a short column blue collar boy. If I'm If
(29:38):
I'm wrong, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's not my fault.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
I don't do this regularly. And here we go. It
looks like this is a very exciting races.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Someone just saw me.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
It's knuckle bust, blue column boy, blue collar boy, and
knucklebuster blue collar boy and knuckle buster who should it be?
Blue colin Nata? It looks like Nabata take and look.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And he's a talented guy. And he couldn't keep up
with that. You know, he didn't know the name of
the horse winning that race. Yeah, yeah, I give you
credit for a be a little bit better than con
in that of right, all right. The Crozier went to
a hotel. Can we talk about that over there? All right?
You're refere real quickly of that pacity and what were
you say? The Langham Langa.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I think it's called Huntington Langham.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That's a great hotel.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Old, been around for a long long time and it's great.
I mean, the staff is fantastic and it's kind of
nestled in the San Marino neighborhood, so it's really great
neighborhood around there. The grounds are beautiful. They have like
a Japanese garden going on there. Yeah, it's the property
is fantastic. It's an older hotel though it kind of
has that vibe where it's kind of hanging on to
(30:47):
rep a little bit. But the staff more than sort
of like makes it an enjoyable experience. We just went
there for one night because my daughter was having a
birthday party at the house, so we were like, let's
get there out of here.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I heard the room service as TV dinner. Is that true?
Speaker 12 (31:02):
The room service was they had they had a cheese
plate and a meat plate charcuterie, and then they had
the combined Grand Artisanal and it was the size of
a book, a small book as far as you know
it was like three slices.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Of grand was used a little too liberally there.
Speaker 12 (31:18):
Yeah, three slices allowed me four slices of pepperoni and
that was the extent of the meat.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Wow, it was a lot of Yeah, I bet it.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
But but but the staff you liked there.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
The staff was fantastic. I mean they really treat you
well there. And and like I said, the grounds are beautiful,
but it needs upgrading.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right again the name of the rest of the
hotel Langham, the Langham Hotel, Famous Langham.
Speaker 12 (31:38):
They need some work on it, but it's a it's
a beautiful property.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Would you go back to visit your absolutely.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
To visit Tim.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, all right, thank you the Crows. Also to Mark Thompson.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Tim Kelly's up next right here on k IF I
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