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August 21, 2024 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
It is the Conway Show. Dig tolong with you? All right,
Hey belly, how are you all right?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Uh, let's say by Chicago is where everybody is watching.
If you're into politics, you're watching the DNC the Democratic
National Committee Conference convention, whatever you call it. And I,
Gary and Shannon are there, and man, listening to him
today was great because it sounds like a little like
I if my ears aren't lying to me.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
When you go to Vegas for four days.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
First day is great, Second day okay, third and fourth
day you want to get df out of there. But
Shannon Farren's mother, Shannon, how you, Bob Bro. You gotta
get out right, got.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
To get I gotta get out of here. I gotta
get out of here.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We are actually on our way. We're in the train station,
and we're gonna go to a Cubs game tonight because like, honestly, Tim,
I'm so done talking about politics. It's exhausting. It's not
my lane, right. I like to bring the information to
the people, but wow, it's a lot and it's just
a lot of like knob slobbery. You know, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
It gets too much, it gets to be too much.
I mean, I did like eight minutes today on a
squirrel story, like this woman in New York who like
has a resort for squirrels, where so he puts water
out for the squirrels and fans up with the squirrels,
and it felt really good. And that's how I know
I'm going insane.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know, I was watching last night, I recorded, and
I go home and you know, torture myself by watching it.
And when Newsom got up to say, you know, the
Great state of h he was going to say the
Great state of California. All our votes go go to
Kamala Harris, next President of the United States. So he
gets up and he says I'm Governor knew so many

(01:50):
pauses for applause, you know, which is sort of odd.
And then he says, I'm from the Great State of
Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, what the hell did that mean? Is that on
the bear flag? Like I've never heard that terminology before.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Everyone on the pole are so afraid of her.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's just exactly it's a total suck up to her
because she was really the one who pulled the strings.
She was a puppet behind Joe Biden stepping down right,
Not until she got on the phones did he step down.
And it was swift, it was a swift exit. She's
like the Korean drama gatekeeper for the Democratic Party. And
if you don't kiss the ring. And I'm kind of

(02:28):
throwing up in my mouth as I say that, you
are true, You're true. It's like Reillie Brown in California,
you know what I mean? Yeah, Gavin Newsom and Kamala
Harris both kissed the ring and other things, and like
that's why they are where they are. And like, if
you saw Gavin Newsom last night and you genuinely thought
he was happy for Kamala Harris, you haven't lived in
Californi yet, because these two have been cutthroat for their

(02:50):
entire careers of who's going to ascend quicker?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, no, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And then Michelle Obama gets up there and she never
once mentions Joe Biden, not as as Barack's VP or
the current president never or the guy that beat single
handedly beat Trump, never mentions him once.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't think they were close. I really don't. I
think that the Obama's it came across too. Like Obama
was always a great speaker. Michelle Obama was always a
great speaker. They brought the house down. This is like
crack to the delegates. But like they, I don't think
that she ever really respected Joe Biden because they are,

(03:30):
you know, they're intellectuals, and they they think that they
they're very well educated, and they're wonderful, and they're great speakers.
But I don't think that they saw Joe Biden as
an equal.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, they definitely didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And when when Barack Obama selected Joe Biden to be
his running mate, you know, to run for President of
the United States, and he's gonn run for VP, he
introduced Barack Obama as Barack America.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah. I think that's actually a dig in the whole.
I think that's probably a dig in the whole. Sorry
overhead announcement. I'm in the train station. I think that's
totally a dig. It's the whole. Donald Trump ask you
for the birth certificate thing?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I guess so, Yeah, it's wild. Hey, so who's playing
the cups night? Where you going tonight? Who's who are
they playing?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm just going because I got to go to Wrigley Field.
It's one of those stadiums you have to go to
if you care anything about sports and stuff. It's great,
it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
And then what's going on with the riots? I saw
last night?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
A little unrest, not bad, you know, a couple of
people getting knocked down.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What's going on there?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's such a small faction. I mean, it's making a
mountain out of a molehill. They're trying the fact that
they were comparing this in nineteen sixty eight is insane.
I mean, nineteen sixty eight, there were so many things
going on. There's so many things leaning up to this,
like you know, like it's kind of like the stuff
leading up to the Rodney King riots, right, like there
was there was a million things. And here it's not
a tinder box, and it's not a war where twenty

(05:00):
five thousand Americans have already died leading up to this convention.
It's a war in Gaza and it's this fringe, weird,
progressive side that is getting all the attention, just something
for the media to focus on.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Now, are people genuinely like you see them backstage you
see people walking in, it's not when the camera's on.
Are people genuinely really enthusiastic, like on a scale of
one to ten or they had a nine or a
ten for Harris Well.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, I mean it's mental illness, is what it is.
We were walking out in the middle of the afternoon
and there was a guy walking in with a top
hat like covered in glitter, and you know, all these decorations,
and I'm like, what is your life like, sir? You know,
I don't understand people that are that fanatical about politics
that they dress in costumes a convention.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I love aoc using the Southern accent. That was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
So I didn't pick up that accent. So that was
a Southern accent, hunh.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think it was. Yeah, towards the end it was.
It was really noticeable. But I like that.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Look, if I was in politics, i'd be I'd change
my dialect, my accent too.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
If I was talking to Irish people, Hi, didly deed?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Didly die?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Didly d He bothered me father? You know, I'd be
one of those idiots for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, Aaron, go bra let the road rise to meet you.
I'm with you they all are, they all pandered or
whatever off audience that they have because they're all horse.
You don't get this level of boredom if you're not
a complete horror and that's exactly what's happening here. But
I didn't get it because I guess here's the thing, Tim,
I've never really listened to AOC. She's one of the people.

(06:35):
I get three seconds in and I'm like, hey, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah see, I'm you know, I'm a weird cat.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Where going back to the twenty twelve or twenty fourteen
La Kings, I like to watch every game of every series,
even when they lose to make the ending and the
Cup so great. You know, like when when when the
when the forty nine ers eventually win a super Bowl,
you'll want to go back and watch games that in

(07:02):
the playoffs that they you know, or in the regular
season that they lost to make that super Bowl so great.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's awful. But yeah, it's like, I'm I love that for.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
You too close though.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
A fight with like a congressman from Kansas City the
other day. He's like, well, Kansas City, and I was like, yeah,
you're not so great, you know, that's great? Join the game.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Aren't you glad?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
You called? Exactly? Are so glad you came on? Cares like,
is it a problem that of leaving football into every
interview I'm doing because I just want anything but politics.
Hut me out of this?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
When do you guys leave? You have to wait till Friday.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, we're going to do our show on Friday from
the iHeart station in Chicago because they break everything down Thursday.
Probably as we're doing our show because it's over.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You would you couldn't wiggle out of not of just
taking Friday off and seeing this city and how beautiful
that place is.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Listen, you know, Robin Bertolucci. She doesn't accept no. You know,
She's like when I broke into the wrong security entrance
at the convention the other day, I didn't accept no either,
and I respect that.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But it is The weather has been unbelievable. I mean,
this could have been a disaster. If it was ninety
eight degrees with eighty five ninety percent humidity, there could
have been a lot of people killed.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I had to go buy pants, Kim. I brought dressing
professional and stuff and pool everybody and know everybody, and
I've been freezing so yes, we had to go find
some pants. Those pants felt good today.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's all right, thanks for going it? Safe travels do you?
And Gary an Oscar?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Okay, go along with you? All right?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
There she goes Shannon Fair and off to Wrigley Field.
Never bet to Wrigley Field. You've been the Crows Wrigley Field, No, sir,
I gotta go Steffos She's the only guy who's been
to every ballpark.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I respect then where you been there? I have? Really
who'd you see play? I forget? We're the Cubs one
of them?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
They were? Okay, well the Cubs? Right? Yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's Conway Show.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is something I've got to confess because I'm gonna
feel horrible if I don't. But John Colebelt came back
when I came in today. We did our cross talk.
After we were done, we talk. He's a great guy
and last night he was telling me that him and

(09:35):
him and his wife watched TV every night.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
How sweet is that? Right? I don't know if you
do that every night with your wife, but that's kind
of cool. Every night. Every night does a Crozier.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm reading through the your context clues and I'm gathering
what you're trying to say that that is a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
But they do that as a couple, and I think
that's great. And last night they picked watching old caraber
Nut Show sketches and laughing the around.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
So that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So John says to me, he's leaving the booth, you know,
with his chair in his bag, and he's, you know, splitting,
and he turns on. He goes, hey, did you find
a white pen in here yesterday?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm like a white pen? I said no, I said, I.
I mean there's a pen.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Jar over there, but I I'm not I don't know,
like a white pen. He goes, yeah, it was just
a pen that I really liked. I left it in
here and I can't find I said, I've not seen him.
I've not seen him. I threw it away yesterday. Belly oh,
I feel horrible. I thought I found it on the

(10:45):
ground and it was like dirty. It looked like I
had a scuff mark on it from a chair ran
over it, and I just picked up and threw it out.
But belly o, wow, that went over there. Belly, Wait
a minute, but why are you getting down on me
for that? Why did all of a sudden I be
the bad guy? Why do I have to pick up
a pen and ask everybody in the building who's pen?

Speaker 6 (11:05):
This is because normally, because we share these studios, that
when things are left behind you to put it off
to the side, because it might.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Be if it was one of those pens where you
with a feather on it, you dip an ink and
it has like you know, was designed in eighteen forty two,
I would have put it outside. It was a pen
you could buy at Rexol for about a dollar ninety,
maybe a dollar ninety closer to ninety cents.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, it was. It was a crappy pen. It was
broken to get the chair he sits in. Okay, he
likes I get it, I get it, I get it.
But I threw it away yesterday.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
So there's no way it's in the trash still. I
look through the trash.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
It's not there. No, it's gone. Wait they cleaned the
trash cans of all the times to clean. Yeah, yeap, yep, yep, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I got an email here Bell. People want to know
when you went to Wrigley Field. Maybe they think they
saw you this year.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
No, no, no, it wasn't this year. This was like
years like you know. It was a guy I was
dating from Denver.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh so it was recently.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
No, I've been with John for like a long time.
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
But that's besides the point.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
I mean, it was a guy who was dating a
couple of years ago, A couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
You get out there, don't you? No, okay, all right,
didn't I didn't know. You're a captain woman. Yes, you're monogamous? Yes, whatever?

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Are being monogamous?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
No? Not me?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
What are you listening to a church in Latin? What's
that noise?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
You?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't hear anything.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
What are you hearing?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
It sounds like a like a church service in Latin?
Is that what you do? The breaks? Just letting the
Latin church breaks?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I thought I turned it down.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah you didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
All right, all right, slow start. But I feel bad
that I threw that white pen away. I really do,
and I'm sorry. I'll buy John another pen, and I
feel horrible, but I had to do that. On the
erics off the year I told him I didn't see it,
and I don't want to lie to the guy anymore.
So sorry, sorry, sorry, Maybe I'll go to Target and

(13:26):
buy them a pen there see of Target. Target is
in the news, lower prices. People are broke, so they're
going to Target.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Target has had some difficulties for sure over the last
few years. What have they changed and what tells you
the swing to growth can continue for this company?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Well, they had actually been on quite a terror and
then had some missteps last year.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
What were some of the misteps?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Maybe they'll they'll tell us what some of the misteps were,
or will they bury it?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Since then, what we've really seen is kind of a
refocusing of their efforts and.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Ah, they buried it. They won't tell us what the
misstep was. I think we all know one of the missteps,
don't we, Oh, putting all the certain types of clothing
and product up front in the store and the majority
of the people at Target wanted it in the back

(14:17):
of the store.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Is that close in the valley? That's right. Target shoppers
are tough, man, They're tough.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
That's a combination of making sure that they've got the
right assortment. It's about lowering prices on essentials, reinforcing that
value message with consumers, which is the message that we've
been hearing from Walmart. What we're seeing in the results
from TJX this morning, value is king and.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
So that's right, Value is king. Value is king.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
The price investments, targets making the emphasis on you know,
lower price points and discretionary categories. Those are the things
that are really igniting sales and bringing people back into
the stores and shopping online with them.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, you know what I also have.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I love Target. I'm going to Target all the time.
I have a Target credit card. I'm all my all Target,
I'm Team Target. But I will say this, here's just
a little tip for you Target tears out there. People
work at Target. Either go for the groceries or don't.
Right now, you have two aisles of spoiled you know,

(15:20):
limes and a produce, right.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Is the first thing you see, and that's usually this
stuff that be in the worst shape.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, and it's it's either a spoiled lime or you know,
frozen pancakes.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
That's the wrap grapes that people have been picking at. Yeah,
walk by.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And literally they they dedicate two aisles to food. If
you go to Walmart, it's like an entire grocery store
on one side and a retail store on the other side.
They went for it, but Target decided to dip their
toe in and just give us a little bit of groce.
Need more groce at a Target?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Jennifer, how do you understand expanding profit margins at a
time of lower prices and value?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
You're listening to Tim Conway too, You're on demand from KF.
I am six forty.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I was just talking to Bellio and she's great, She's great.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
You're great.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
But Bellio and I we sort of have the same
like the same upbringing. Both of our dads were really
into the racetrack. We knew when they hit, we knew
when they didn't, and just a lot of this similar vibe. Yeah,
but I remember you remember, like Crowzy, you go back
stuff You probably don't, but Angel does. When remember the

(16:34):
cord that went from your home phone to your receiver
and it was all curled up, you know, it's like
like a like a big like a noodle. Yeah, and
if you stretched it out, remember how pissed mom and
Dad would get.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes, you put a kink in that noodle. Oh my god,
I didn't get that kink out, man, When it twisted
the other way. How do you get like that?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I know, I know. And then you'd hold it Stephano said,
you know, you hold it upside down right and it
spins and you try to do it that way, but
it doesn't work, and there's always that one kink, one
kink in that.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Cord, or it would get so twisted that you could
only like pick up the phone like a two inches
receiver because it was so twisted.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
You're like, hold on, let me get that. I got
to get that right here. I really think.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I don't think I've admitted to this on the air before,
but I think I could have been Stutley or as
a kid except for my mom. And I blamed my
mom for the why is that, I'll tell you why.
When I was in third grade, I was going to
go to a Halloween party and I wanted to invite
a girl named Carrie to the to the Halloween party.
And and I we started school, you know, late August,

(17:40):
and this party was going to be in you know,
late October, and literally every single day I got home,
I got her number. Remember how I got a number,
But I got her phone number. And every single day
i'd come home, I'd sit near the phone. I'd write
stuff down to say to her because I was so nerve.
That's sweet that I would run out of things to say,

(18:03):
like what kind of things like write down? You know,
like hey, do you remember when we were playing four square?
You know that kind of crap? And you know, I'd
write down her mom's name and her dad name, so
I didn't forget those.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
You know, I was buttoned up. I was buttoned up.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And so every day I'd come home and i'd and
i'd sit near the phone. I remember sitting in the
kitchen right into the phone, and i'd go to dial,
and then i'd i'd chicken out. I'd go out and play,
and then i'd come back and i'd I, Okay, now
I'm gonna call. And then it was eight o'clock at night.
You couldn't call after eight. Yeah, so that day was blown.
I'd do the same thing over the next day, the
next day, the next day, weekends, weekdays, weekends, weekdays, for

(18:46):
about four weeks, wow, four or five weeks. I finally,
I think I think I may have taken a shot
at my dad's gin to get up the courage to
call in third grade. Maybe maybe I don't know. I
don't know, I don't know. Maybe that's not true, but
but I finally got the courage to call. And it

(19:07):
was like, get seven o'clock on a Sunday. And I
remember this very very specific. I think it was I
think it was the Sunday and was at seven o'clock
at night. I hit all seven buttons, calls going, you know,
before he had a dollary code calls on its way.
It wrings her mom answers, and I said, hey, you know,

(19:29):
I introduced myself and I said, hey, can I speak
to your daughter?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And she said, uh, I guess, so, you know, very hesitant.
I guess, so okay, in third grades called my daughter.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But I just want to invite her, you know, and
go to go. This is so lame, but I wanted
to picture the idea of going to the Halloween party
as raggedy and andy. How weak is that? How weak
is that?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's cute?

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I got it, Get goosebumps. I'd like to be at
bottom of that oceano. So I the phone. So she
goes hold on one say, and the girl gets on
the phone. She goes hello, I go hey, it's uh,
it's it's tim, I'm in here. She goes, yeah, she goes,

(20:22):
I know exactly who you are. And because I really
did have much conversation with her in school, I was
pretty sure I like paralyzing, paralyzed with shyness. And we
talked for like literally like thirty seconds, and she goes, oh,
I'm so glad you call you going to the party, y,
I'm going to the Halloween party. And I think it
was at Wendy's house. I said, yeah, yeah, it's right
up the street from her. And all of a sudden,

(20:43):
my mom comes by and she goes, who are you
talking to? And I said, I'm talking to a girl
I know in school, and she hangs the phone up.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
She goes, you're not talking to girls in third grade
in my house. Hangs why would you do that? Hangs
it up. That was a rap. Didn't go to the
Halloween party, didn't go with her, that was.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
A rap, Like you never spoke about it.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I'm still not over it. I'm sitting here, you know, sweating.
You're working through it now.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I'm working through it right now, sweat my ass off.
But my mom was a very strict, strict woman, very
strict Catholic. Hey, well, She got kicked out of two churches,
two perishes because the priest wasn't on board with where
life started.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
She was a strict strict Life starts a conception period,
and the period was the size of like Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
There's no wiggle room with this woman. None.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
And so if a priest said, well, you know, there's
a lot of people that you know, and she gets
into the you know, abortion with the incest or whatever,
my mom said, no, no, no, no, that's not that's
bs and blew up and we got kicked out at
two churches, Saint Mel's Church in Woodland Hills that we
got kicked out of, a Lady of Grace in Scene,
and we ended up in Saint Cyril's. We're the ones

(22:15):
that just kept drifting down Venture at Boulevard, being kicked
out of one massive Catholic church after another. But my
mom had a policy, unless you're married, you cannot have
a woman sleepover at her house, like when we went
to visit her in Canada. If I was if I
had a girlfriend, and sometimes I did, we were not
allowed to stay at my mom's house as an adult.

(22:35):
As an adult, I was thirty seven Crozier, Wow, Wow,
I was thirty seven, I'm going to take this door
off the hinges and had a pretty serious girlfriend at
thirty seven for thirty I don't know thirty six.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I gotta do the math on that.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
But I was in my mid to late thirties and
she said, you're not coming over with your girlfriend. She's
not staying overnight. And I said, but she'll stay in
another room. No, that's not happening. So when I got
married and in the early two thousands, everybody at my

(23:11):
mom's place in Canada thought I was marrying another guy
because they said they were like, wow, we never saw
you with a woman.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I said, because my mom. It wasn't because of me,
because my mom was crazy. I don't know if you
know that. Don't remember that she's crazy. So she would
allow you to have dudes over at the place. No,
I don't think she would either.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
If she would have gone down that road with Maine,
I think that would have been another discussion.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
So you weren't allowed to have any friends. No, No,
I could have friends over.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
But are you saying if I if I was in
a relationship with a guy, would the guy be able
to stay there. No, but what a guy friend? Yes, absolute,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
And she was friends with all my friends.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean she knew like Robbie Fox, Mikennessee, m McDaniel,
all these guys. I mean, she know she grew up.
They were over our house more than I think I was.
But this man, I think I could have really rolled
around if it wasn't for my moum paralyzing me.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
When I, like, I ever got over that, I really don't.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I still run into that girl that I called on occasion,
and I run into her and I still get nervous
around her because of what happened.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I was going to say, I was wondering whether or
not you completely avoided her the next day in school.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I still see her today. I mean I saw her
a year ago. That's crazy. And she knows the story.
And so you've since explained that to her.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I've told her that story twenty times and she's like,
I can't believe your mom did that to you.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I said, you can't, you can't. I was there.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
How about being on Magnolia in the house that she
did it, standing next to the yellow phone in the kitchen.
How about that guy? Right?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I just see her going click, and you just sitting
there silently looking.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I still had the receiver. She clicked it on the
on the phone. She pushed it down on the phone,
and I was still on going hello Hello. Then she
grabs it for me. You're not talking to a girl
in third grade in my house. That's never going to
happen again. All right, all right, all right? How many
more years until I'm eighteen?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, let's get some news in US.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
A lot of people joy being kept up on things,
or we can play mentioned. We were mentioned on the
Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Is that right bellio? That happened today? Yes? From the
Woody Show. Steph fush Man, you're a sweet man, you
know that. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, you're really cool, dude, dude, sorry to double up
there here.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It is. What time of day?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Was this.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
About seven in the morning? Prime?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, not like five am? Oh yeah, wooh that's cool.
What are you on ninety eight points alt ninety eight
point seven Home of your Chargers this year?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Are you a bigger Woody fan or a Chargers fan?
You know?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
And Steph fush. This is a big Chargers station. We
do a lot of work with the chargers, really getting
high the chargers. Are you a bigger Woody fan or
a Chargers fan?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Stuffs? Probably a bigger Woody fan.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh my god, I just set you up so beautifully
to say you're totally into the Chargers. All right, bigger
Woody fan than the Chargers. But you'll listen to the Chargers.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Right, Yeah? I check them out every once in a while.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Really yeah right, there was a full throated endorsement, wasn't it.
We should make a commercial out of that. Yeah, hey,
be like Steph this season. Get into the bolts. I
check them out every once in a while. Good to
Chargers dot com.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Tim Conway Junior does a radio show for our one
of our sister stations, and dude, so he posts a
lot of these old old clip clips from his dad.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Uh, you're a great comedic character actor.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, I gotta tell you why we do this. When
I do anything on the air that pisses people off.
For some reason, I've been doing that more than in
the past, a lot more. Yeah. I don't know what
it is, but if I do anything that and we
see a noticeable drop in Facebook or Twitter or Instagram,

(27:20):
like we'll lose like three or four hundred people. I'm
not listening anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
F that guy, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
The whole run and so Bellio will come in and go, hey,
we just lost like three hundred people on Facebook because
you said this, this or this, And I said, all right,
well you know how to get them back? And she goes, yep,
I sure do, and she just posts clips of my
dad and gets thousands of thousands of views. So I

(27:46):
said something the other day that some of the audience
didn't like, and I go, hey, hey, belly o, they
like that, and she goes, no, we lost about two
hundred people. I go, okay, let's door from get.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Him a dwarf sketch. We'll get him back.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's transparently gross.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
All right, let's get back. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Here.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
It is Tim Connaway Junior does a radio show for
our company in one of our sister stations, and dude,
so he posts a lot of these old old clip
clips from his dad. Yeah uh, a great comedic character
factor and dwarf.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
But like the one that I laugh at every time
is the dentist.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
It was like the dentist on his first day and
he had to like do some dental work in this
guy and he ends up like grabbing the needle of
novacane with his bare hand and it goes into his
palm and then it's like into his leg and he's
just kind of like slouching because everything's falling asleep.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, it's a it's it's really really funny. That's but
very classic. What a huge compliment.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I mean that a sketch that was done forty years
ago that kids still look at today. That's a huge ass.
It's amazing, it really is. I remember that sketch like
it was yesterday. I was sitting in the audience when
that happened, and I was young because I remember when
the show was over saying to my dad.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Hey you okay.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
He says, yeah, what's going on? I go, well, you
got to hit with that needle, you know, with the novacate.
He goes, No, that's faked, Tim, that's fake. And that's
when he thought, you know, something's wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Were you third grade or thirty seven when this happened.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I remember what, well, whatever year that sketch was, we
can backtrack how old I was, but I remember it
being worried that my dad got heard, and he thought
that maybe we should see somebody. You know that one
of his kids have take Take, Take taken a lead
off first. You know the brain fuzz going on.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Didn't that incident? Wasn't that based on a true story
When he was in the army Army?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
He was in the army and he was getting some
dental work done and the Dennis put the needle through
my dad's cheek into his thumb and put the novacate
in to his thumb and he goes, oh Christ, I
hope that comes around. And that's that was based on

(30:08):
true story. Now, Harvey Corman didn't know that he was
going to do all that stuff in the in the
dress rehearsal. It was just in the thumb and then
you know, in his cheek, and that was it. All
the other crap he made up on the spot to
make Harvey laugh, that was his goal in life. But
I got a call about twenty years ago from USC,

(30:29):
you know, University of Southern California.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right there.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
They have a beautiful dental schools at USC, University of
Southern California, And I got a call from one of
the professors or assistant professors, and they said, hey, can
we contact your dad? And I said, Dan, and so
they I gave my dad's phone number and they called
him and they wanted permission to use that sketch on
the very first day of dental school.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Oh that's so cool at USC, I love that.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
How great is that?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
So these kids they go to dental school, they're gonna
be Dennis, you know, they're our kids, ambitious kids and
have picked up a field that you know, helping a
lot of people out in life.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I think it's very honorable, honorable.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
And they on the first day of dental school, they
sit in the audience there's you know, the big probably
you know, arena seating in this big lecture hall, and
they play that sketch for them and say, this is
exactly what you should never do as a dentist.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
And then they play that sketch. They laughed, the rashes off, it.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Breaks the you know, the the ice there on first
day and everybody enjoys it. That is great, that's great.
That what do you mention that?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
That is a cool? Dude. All right, we're live right
now on KFI AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now, you
can always hear us live on KFI Am six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeart Radio app.

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