August 21, 2024 • 31 mins
Brush Fires, Mis pronouncing L.A. Street names / Truckers could be fined for using Chino Ave route // Brush Fire / Super Yacht 5 bodies have been recovered // Shoppers addicted to stuffed birds at target / Tim works at Target // Jolene! Dogs birthdays!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We are in Burbank, California,
and if we look north, we can see the smoke
of that fire in Sunland. From where I'm sitting right
here at the at the radio station. Out the window
we're on the fourth floor. We can clearly see the
(00:22):
smoke from that fire in sudden let's get an update
on what's going on out there.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You can see La County's fire hawk right there. A
number of water drops being made on this first alarm
brush fire right along baked Tohunga Canyon Road, which is
currently shut down. You can see it's a terrain driven fire.
It's just creeping uphill and they are starting to make
some progress. Reporting live from Air seven, I'm Chris Christy,
ABC seven five.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
We'll just news all right.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Chris will keep an eye on that fw as Chris
Christy the dong with that guy word very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, that guy's great man. Okay gets all over the place.
So Bellio didn't believe me. I don't know why that
I could see the smoke and I clearly can step
fush you uh verified then, and so Bellio came in
with the camera and she goes, oh, you can't see it.
And then she is shorter than I am, and she
couldn't see over the building in front of me. So
(01:10):
I said, hold your camera up, and it still wasn't
high enough. So I offered to pick her up and
to raise the camera up, and I twisted my back.
Oh oh really, yeah a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I think I broke something.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Really yeah, yeah, like John's heart, your pride.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I don't got anything.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yet, nothing, but I lifted Bello up. We got video
of that, and she went down in a heap of.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Tom of malam.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
You didn't lift her over your head like that? Should
everybody put Sharon in the corner.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But then when Bellio got up because she did take
a spill, she's walking out of here, and she said,
what news station?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well fer us to pick employees up.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well that's a point, got a good point, very good point.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Who else would do that?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know, but we're gonna put about both on
what Instagram, Insta, Insta and x and Facebook and really
all right at Conway Show on most of them except
for TikTok that's right.
Speaker 9 (02:23):
It's Tim Conway Junior on TikTok Wow. I invite everybody
to join us, Yes, please join us.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We want to get our numbers up, and we got
to get our numbers up for the podcast as well.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We're seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What yeah, and it's no good. I'm telling you, we
got to get those up because.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
Dip below twenty when you aren't in the truck.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But when you know, management won't say this and they'll
deny that this is true. But I know that it
is true. In this building, if you're not in the
top forty or fifty, they start sniffing around for us
the programs. So we've got to get our podcasts up,
so please help us out. If not, I'm gonna retire,
and you're gonna get some other guy in here, you know,
(03:09):
a guy from my you know, Chicago or Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They'll be coming in here. Hey, how you doing, la?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know how about those Dodgers last night heard they
took on those Seattle Mariners. And maybe we're gonna report
live from Chevis Ravines where chefs ravines, you know guys
that come out here, they constantly mispronounce everything.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Oh that's like me just now saying, uh, Chapel Rone,
when Lindsey just came in and said it's Chapel Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The one that I like when people move out here
is supple Vita.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I like that.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yes, that's a good one. It was not me, And no,
that was not you. It was an anchor. Yeah, my
mom and dad will tell everything. They had friends over
back in the day. That's exactly, and so Dad says
it sometimes this is a joke. Oh we got to
turn lift on siple Vita.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, I heard somebody in this building. I'm not gonna
say who it is, Fred Rogan, Fred Rogan, I'm not
gonna say who it is, Fred Rogen with sports. But
but look, when you come out here, you know, there
(04:17):
are some places in Los Angeles that you have to learn.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There if you come out and you can't tell somebody
that you have a small apartment, a starter apartment out
here and you live on Sherman, you have to include
the way in that. You can't say you live on Sherman.
You have to say Sherman Way. That's that's another one.
Then there's also the cam Rios. You know that Camarillo
(04:43):
that gets all screwed up. Yeah, try Port Winymy with
some of the new locals, I mean with you know,
some of the newbies. Try throwing that one on them,
you know, Port Winimy, and that's always a tongue twister.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The other one was Bellion Kwanga, Oh, Kawanga is another one. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kwang is tough for people who just came out here
and you can sniff them out and then they get corrected.
They've become part of us, you know. But you can
tell people who are fresh newbies. All right, let's talk
about truckers here. Chino residents are fed up with the
big rigs driving on ch I think it's Chino Avenue
(05:27):
is the big problem.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Out actually cut into our lanes where we had to
move back a little bit.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
He was having a hard time making the turn. But
this happens all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
The City of Chinos saying they've gotten so many complaints
from residents they've added additional signage warning truckers they could
be fined two hundred and fifty dollars for using this route.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
From June of last year to July of this year,
we've issued about four hundred citations to truckers along Gino Avenue.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
The City of Chino says, the other thing is Chino
Avenue itself just isn't designed for truck traffic.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
All these heavy trucks, over time, it degrades the asphalt
on Gino Avenue, causing cracks in the asphalts, causing potholes
every now and again, which makes me sense safe for drivers.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The Citiuchino has also reached out.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that that same Caltrans spokesperson who's talking about the
five Freeway and I think they got the same guy here.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
All these happy trucks, over time, it degrades the asphalt
on Gino Avenue, causing cracks in the asphalts.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, I like that guy just as an observer. I'm
not sure how much time he's spent actually filling potholes himself,
but he's a great spokesperson.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Causing cracks in the asphalts, causing potholes every now and again,
which makes me sense safe for drivers.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
The Citiuchino has also reached out to companies that provide
mapping and route guidance.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, they don't know that you can't take that Avenue,
Chino Avenue, there's no signs.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
To see if they can help keep trucks all. There
are signs sorry to see if they can help trucks
soft Chino Avenue. And when they do ticket drivers, they
reach out to those companies as well.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
We actually go to these trucking companies and if they
have like dosignated mapping software for their trucks to input
our truck rests into their mapping software. So when a
trucker gets into.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
His truck, how about this guy showing up at a
guy who owns like forty eight you know, eighteen wheelers.
He's got a big truck yard, and this guy is
going to come onto the truck yard to tell these
two hundred and fifty pound guys who have all bailed
out in about six or seventh grade and they just
(07:37):
went worked for a living. This guy's going to come
in and tell them which streets they can use and
which streets they can't use.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
This kid has balls.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
We actually go to these trucking companies.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, okay, and when you get to the truck lot,
what do you do if.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
They have like dognated mapping software for their trucks to
input our truck rests into their mapping software.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So how's the welcoming committee of these big truck lots.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Trucker gets into his truck, turns to his demon. They
know exactly where to go and we're not to go.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So well, he's got Look, he's got the move down.
Maybe he's been around when a trucker gets into his truck.
That's what truckers do, They get into their truck.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He's got it. Maybe he's maybe he's got more experience
than I think.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
When a trucker gets in new his truck, turns to
his demon, they know exactly where to go and we're
not to go.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
So between education and enforcement, they aim to curb this problem. Yeah,
at least that's what residents are hoping.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I guess they'll stop coming in eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You get enough tickets.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
That's right, You get enough tickets and they say enough
sent off in Chino.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Rob McMillan, ABC seven Eye Witness News.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, that's a big problem out there in Chino. Chino Avenue.
Of these massive trucks are eating that sucker up.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We're keeping an eye on the fire out in sun Line.
We can clearly see the smoke from here in Burbank
where the studio is, and it looks like La City
or I think it's Last City out there, knocking that
thing down pretty good. So pats off to the guys
and gals at La City Fire. They got out there
(09:09):
and kicked ask All right, we have an update on
the super yacht that flipped over with Michael Lynch, who
is a big computer guy out of England, London, England.
He sold his company fifteen years ago to Hewlett Packard,
and Hewlett Packard turned around and sued him because they
(09:31):
thought he overestimated the value of his company, and he
fought extradition for thirteen years, finally extradited to San Francisco
where he was under house arrest. The accountant from that
company lost a loss a similar lawsuit to the Feds
and got a five year sentence, and now he was
Michael Lynch's term. He fought it and he won. Ninety
(09:54):
nine point five percent of the time you lose those
federal cases. The federal government doesn't go to courtland that
and prosecute you unless they're pretty sure that they can
nail you. And he's skated. So that happened in June
of this year. He beat the charges, he went back
to England, back to London. He got this huge, huge
(10:15):
boat that is one hundred and eighty feet long that
his wife owns. Maybe it's just in his wife's name,
I don't know. Maybe for accounting purposes, I'm not sure,
but the ship is under his wife's name. There were
twenty two people I think on it. I think twelve guests,
ten crew members. And a tornado comes up in the
(10:37):
right off the coast of Sicily, Italy, and they said
they've never had an a tornado like that in the
history of the country. And it hit that chip one
hundred and eighty feet long and wiped it out, sank it,
and they found five of the missing bodies. One of
them was Mike Lynch and a very sad part of
(10:59):
that store. They also found his eighteen year old daughter
inside the hull of that ship, and man, is that
a bad way to go because you know you're going,
you know you're drowning, you know you can't get out.
The cabin may have been filled with air as that
ship sunk, and they may have been alive for an hour,
(11:20):
an hour and a half, two hours trying to get
out of there. The panic that ensued was just unequal. Hopefully,
you know, you could hope that they were knocked out
early on and they died instantly. It didn't suffer the
(11:41):
hour two hours of slowly dying while that ship was sinking.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But they did find five bodies there.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
It's been a.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Grim afternoon here. We first got the news that two
bodies had been discovered from the wreck, and I was
able to see through a very powerful camera lens how
divers appeared to be pulling a body up out of
the water into a small boat, which they then brought
into the harbor right behind me, and you can see
(12:11):
the red tents that belong to all the rescue crews
that have been working so painstakingly and carefully in very
challenging conditions to try to locate the missing people. We
know now that five people have died. One person is
still unaccounted for, and we don't know yet officially the
(12:32):
identities of the bodies that have been brought up out
of the water. But it's been a very grim afternoon.
One by one, these bodies have been put into ambulances
and then often with police cars with sirens taking them
away from here, and the divers themselves have been struggling
with extremely difficult conditions. They can go down. It takes
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a minute to get down to the bottom of the seabed.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They it's pretty quick to get down to the bottom
of the seabed in one minute. I think it's fifty
when they say fifty feet under the water.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
They can spend eight to ten minutes there before they
have to come up again. But they're also using robots,
remotely controlled vehicles to help them in their search.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
A story.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Well, these then are the faces of those on board
who've been missing. From the left is tech entrepreneur Mike
Lynch and his eighteen year old daughter Hannah. In the
center on mister Lynch's lawyer, Chris Morvillo and his wife Nida.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then these are some of the lawyers that help them
beat that case.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Then Morgan Stanley International Chairman Jonathan Bloomer.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That's a big guy, Morgan Stanley International chairman. The international
arm of Morgan Stanley to reach the pinnacle of that
company is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Then Morgan Stanley International Chairman Jonathan Bloomer, whose wife Judy
is also missing but isn't pictured and on board chef
Ricaldo Thomas, whose body was recovered yesterday. One person is
still missing. The search has been stop tonight and we'll
resume tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And this happened, I think it was a four o'clock
local time, four am, and so everyone was asleep when
this happened. And the whole boat starts moving. The whole
ship starts moving, and when you're sleeping, you don't know
what it is. You know, maybe you think it's just waves.
You think it's maybe another boat crashed into it.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
And they knew the storm was coming, so they expected
rough seas anyways.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, and then bang it hits and sinks this ship.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
It's kind of crazy to think that that that the
ship or the sea bed is one hundred and sixty
feet down. Well that's what it's a hundred and sixty
okay from the from the surface, and the boat was
like one hundred and eighty six feet. Yeah, so if
it falling straight down, the back end of it would
be sticking out.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Of the water right by the way.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I did a little research on this ship, and did
you know that the mast of this ship, which is
the you know, the center pole that holds the sails
up is two hundred and forty feet. Wow, two hundred
and forty feet. That means it's taller than a seven
forty seven. If you stood a seven forty seven straight
(15:06):
up on its tail, it's taller than a seven forty seven.
It's taller than the Matta Horn at Disneyland. Wow, because
Disneyland Matte Horn is one hundred and forty seven feet.
If you laid it down on the ice rink of
the NHL rinks, it's forty feet longer just a mast.
It's unbelievable. It's it's a state. It's one hundred it's
(15:28):
almost ninety feet taller than Staples Center if it was
at the bottom of Staples and to be ninety feet taller,
it's about ninety feet taller than the Statue of Liberty. Oh,
come on, yeah, without the base, you know, just the
Statue of Liberty, and it's one hundred and forty feet
taller than the Rose Bowl just a mast of that ship.
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I mean, can you imagine the weight of that and
how many how many secure you know, lines you have
to hold it has to be on that ship to
hold that thing straight up. I think that's what happened.
I think that mass weighs a ton, and when it
started lean over, I think that was it took the
boat with Yeah, and maybe a turtled. Maybe the mass
went straight down and it got caught first. But what
(16:10):
a disaster for those people. They just won the biggest
case of their lifetime, fighting for fifteen years and only
one in late June of this year, and then it's
mid August and disaster happens. Unbelievable story, just unreal.
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Speaker 4 (17:37):
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Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh that's great, belly Em, you're great, You're great. I
saw this thing online. I couldn't believe it, so I
did some research.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
People are addicted to these five dollars stuffed birds. Desperate
shoppers flock to Burbank and these are taken off the
early bird gets the they I didn't write that, that's
it's in the story. It's in the story. I can't
take credit for that. Loyal target shoppers and devout fans
(18:12):
of these stores festive felt birds are going in the
wee hours of the morning to line up to buy
the five dollars fabric figurines. Okay, so they're not taxidermy
stuffed birds. No, they're they're I guess I could show
them to you.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
I'm going to post them on them and Lindsey clicks
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Let me show the tunes.
Speaker 10 (18:39):
You see that.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
That's Oh I'm hanging on. I gotta I gotta get
a picture here. Okay, there we go, All right, there
we go.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Those they're they're about six inches tall.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
They have radick really unusually big feet for the size
of the bird, if you don't mind me observing.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
They look like like the styrofoam ball things that you
would make animals like for Christmas, like snowman use styrofoam
brown balls.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, have a little selt pieces on them. They're decorated
like birds. What if looks like a Christmas gift. The
other one has a snowflake around his neck, which looks
like it's too tight, might be choking him out. Another
one looks like a Thanksgiving bird. The other one's a snowman.
But these things are taking off. Lindsay, you collect crap
like this, I mean, still like this.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
And she has all of them, Okay, not all of them,
but I have I have quite a few.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Lindsay, what's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Depression?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Okay? Do these help?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I have help.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh no, no, I'm saying to the bird, to the
bird's help.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Oh, yeah, they help?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Yeah, they're they're fun to look at.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And how may do you have?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I don't know in total, probably under twenty, but oh my,
more than an average person should have.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, but they're not selling for five dollars anymore. They're
they're selling for upwards to three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I got mine last year when they were five dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, you did, so you could sell them. I'm not
gonna they can get rid of by selling them. No,
are they please?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Please God, please tell me the answers no to my
next question, Lindsey, have you named them?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
They have names? Actually, Oh, well, like they come with.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Names, all right, do you know some of the names.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Uh, no, it's been a while. They're in boxes.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh they are. They're not displayed.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
No, because I'm mostly holiday birds I have.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh I see, Okay, If.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
They're in boxes, what's the point of having them.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Well, I'm not going to leave Christmas birds out all year.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh, they're just Christmas birds. I didn't know. I thought
they were one for all sars.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Birds and spring birds and summer birds all the birds.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Do you have the summer birds out now?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah, they're on my fireplace.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And do you get comments from people?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I don't have a lot of visitors, but I'm sure
I would if they came over. Do you just look
at them or do you cuddle them? Do you talk there? Again,
they're hard, so they're nice to look at. I don't
know you could talk to them if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And where are they on your fireplace?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes, right, and on your fire So the summer birds
are on display right now?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yes they are.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
When do those come down? Is there are a hard
hard date?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
September first?
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Really? Okay, you do have a hard a hard closure.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
On that, yes.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
Holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Do you have a bird for the pumpkins spice season?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I have a couple of fall birds, I think like four.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is there a ceremony or ritual of the changing of
the birds. No, but I feel like I need to
have one now I think you should.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Should I bring them?
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think you should bring them in.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Okay, can my bird come over and hang out with
your bird? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So you've been in this fake bird game for a while, yeah,
I look a year and a half maybe, And do
you know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Other people that are involved. No, it's just me, Okay,
all on your own.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
I went to Target with my boyfriend and I saw
it and I was like, oh my, like that is
the most amazing thing ever seen.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And they're only five bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah, and that's how that happened.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, she sort of started the trend, right I did.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm ahead of it.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
It's my trend.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You're a soothsayer, yes, you know, I mean, a trendsetter.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But and you have less than twenty I think?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
So.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, where do you think the line is for problematic?
Like fifty fifty? Okay, all right, so you're not even close. Yeah,
if people sent you one to the station, would you
take it home and enjoy it?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Absolutely? I would?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
They're going on eBay right now, a set of four
Easter themed birds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
How you on Easter themes?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I think I have like a couple, not too many though.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay. They're going for one hundred bucks each. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
They're a variety of fifteen Christmas birds selling for three
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Christmas ones.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, I don't know how many there are, but I'm
looking at a set of three for twenty five dollars
on eBay. One of them, the verily very rare not
often seen in the wild, the spritz Burg the Target
Spritzburg like I guess I play off on Pittsburgh. I
don't know, but in the shape of what looks like
(23:14):
a strawberry going for seventy nine dollars online, and Target
released its own celebrity lookalike earlier this year. This woman
who looks like these birds is going to be, I guess,
a spokesperson.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Not a brag in my wow. You know, but do
you have them?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You have them just standing there or they set up
in like vehicles or houses.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
No, they just kind of stand there.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
You know who I think looks like those birds that
Chick fil Ad chick the chick Flay sauce chick Oh yeah, no,
Chick fil A Sauce.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I I'm with Lindsay. I think I can get into
these birds. I like the Halloween ones. How you set
on Halloween ones?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I don't think I have any Halloween ones.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Ly, we got to set you up.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
They sell out really fast, they do.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
And where in Target are they located?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I've not seen them in like the you know, how
there's like a seasonal section. Oh, I know where seasonal is.
What kind of insult is that, by the way, that
I don't know where seasonal is?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Target, like everybody I know, I can. I can tell
you where everything in Target is. Okay, everything I do
that Target and Walmart, Like if there is.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Like a roasted chicken where the yoga pants are, he
will take the roasted chicken back to where.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's Okay, that's what good people do. That is incorrect,
but I'd like to I'd like to say that Bellio
is on the right path.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Please enlighten us.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, I don't take food.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That it's been out in the sock section and try
to put it back in the food section so somebody
could die.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What do you do if something is on a shelf
and it's shelf stable and it's all the wrong shelf,
I'll take it back to its original shelf.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Do you have a limit on how far you'll walk
to put it back in the correct place?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Now, because I'll put stuff in my wife's card as
we're walking around and I'll find it eventually and put
it up.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
You really do work there.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know that I'm working there. I'm working there.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
People stop you and ask you where items are.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's happened twice. Okay, you work at Target.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Once I said Aisle four, and the other time I
took the lady there, of course, yes, let me show you.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
She said, do you know where the distilled water is?
And I said, well, are you looking for yourself or
like a baby? And she's like, ah, I got to
end this conversation, and I said, because there's distilled water
in the water section, but they also have some in
the baby section.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And here's a tip.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
The distilled water in the baby section always a little
cheaper than the one in the water section.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
There you go, why is that? I don't know. I
don't know. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And also the guy stacking the cardboard boxes, you know,
the moving boxes, which is popular this time of year
because people go to college. They have them on a
twisty thing where it looks like a twist like a
tornado or twists around. And I thought that was kind
of a cool addition I gave a guy guy in
doing that, I was like, hey, by.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You're you're all right.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I feel like I worked there, I do, and I
like it all right. We talked about the birds. Every
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Speaker 4 (26:33):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty and you have Joe Lean at home.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I do have what a treat?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
That is her birthday? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Wait, you know when your dog's birthday is? Yeah, Mazy's
was the fifteenth, you know. Oh it's roughest. Oh yeah, no,
I know for sure mine. You know the exact date?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Yeah, Mays is August fifteenth and Moose is February sixth.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And what do you do for them? They get a
puppy patty from in and out. Do they know it's
their birthday? Yes, they do.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Well, we have a rule in our house on your
birthday you cannot get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So it barks at everything we have to go.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Thank you, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Oh man, that's a hard rule at the at the house.
I'm hard stick, but it's the rule. And who's older
Moose by year?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Six months? Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Six months? Okay? All right? And they're not related those dogs. Oh,
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah. Wait, they're brothers and they're six months apart. It
was consecutive litters. Wait, wait, a dog can have a
litter and then another litter six months later? Did I
didn't know that, although I'm the guy that when my
daughter was born in Tarzana Hospital, I said to the nurse,
I said, hey, when my daughter pops out of there,
(27:57):
how soon before eyes open? And she said immediately. I said, okay,
And I heard her later whisper to another nurse, I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Think he's ready.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I think she was right.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Ready to be a dad.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I didn't know, she said she they're not. They're not cats.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You know, they open their eyes immediately when they come out.
I said, I didn't know. I don't know, all right,
Moe Kelly is well, it's nice to see you, buddy.
It's good to see you as well. I didn't know
that dogs could have consecutive litters.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'm a dog lover, right, I didn't know that you
could have a litter and then six months later have
another one. That seems like a lot, Yeah, it seems
like it would be pretty extreme. Financially for the dogs.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Was right?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know you have two dogs.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Next thing, you know you have eight.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You know, I didn't know this. My wife told me this.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
A dog, a female dog, would do you call him
stuffish female dogs. He never does it on the air,
But a female dog that gets pregnant can be impregnated
by two different dogs and you so.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You've gould what is that?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
They're known as back to back. They do it sometimes
to prevent uterine damage and scarring.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh okay, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So when a dog gets pregnant, like let's say have
a Great Dane and it gets pregnant by a Standard
Poodle and a German Shepherd, you can have dogs come
out of that, out of that female dog looking like
two different dogs.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I wonder what Mari Povitch would say, that is not
my dog.
Speaker 12 (29:30):
What's on the Big Show night bub, Well, we have
to talk about San Bernardino County. They've been trying to succeed,
seceed from California to go where. We're not sure, but
we have the latest in that, and AI researchers are
calling for personhood credentials because bots are getting smarter and
smarter and can impersonate people, at least online.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, that's scary, especially when you have young kids, right right,
are more impressionable.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I didn't realize this.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
My father in law has a place out on the
Colorado River, and when you pass just beyond Crozier's house
in Claremont and you're in San Bernardino County, you can
drive for five or six hours in that county going
one direction and never get to the end of it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's almost like Little Texas.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's unbelievable how big it is and there and the
sheriff patrols the entire county. Code three would take them
five hours to get to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't know how they canvass it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't know either, but I do understand them wanting
to check out. You know, it's a different life that
they got going on than people in Santa Monica.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I just don't know how feasible it would be. I
don't either. And what do you call them? Winburg State?
I mean, would be like Puerto Rico, you know, like
it's a territory. Maybe right, I don't know. I enjoy
that area.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I always wonder though, when people move from Boston and
they end up in San Bernardino. You moved all the
way across country and you didn't go another thirty miles
right to get into the ocean. Yes, they're ocean adjacent,
hung out there, but that is our group. This station
is always the number one station out there in the
Inland Empire, always number one.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Well, they may not like it, that's right.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, We'll be listening tonight Moe Kelly with his
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We are in Burbank, California,
and if we look north, we can see the smoke
of that fire in Sunland. From where I'm sitting right
here at the at the radio station. Out the window
we're on the fourth floor. We can clearly see the
(00:22):
smoke from that fire in sudden let's get an update
on what's going on out there.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You can see La County's fire hawk right there. A
number of water drops being made on this first alarm
brush fire right along baked Tohunga Canyon Road, which is
currently shut down. You can see it's a terrain driven fire.
It's just creeping uphill and they are starting to make
some progress. Reporting live from Air seven, I'm Chris Christy,
ABC seven five.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
We'll just news all right.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Chris will keep an eye on that fw as Chris
Christy the dong with that guy word very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, that guy's great man. Okay gets all over the place.
So Bellio didn't believe me. I don't know why that
I could see the smoke and I clearly can step
fush you uh verified then, and so Bellio came in
with the camera and she goes, oh, you can't see it.
And then she is shorter than I am, and she
couldn't see over the building in front of me. So
(01:10):
I said, hold your camera up, and it still wasn't
high enough. So I offered to pick her up and
to raise the camera up, and I twisted my back.
Oh oh really, yeah a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I think I broke something.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Really yeah, yeah, like John's heart, your pride.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I don't got anything.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yet, nothing, but I lifted Bello up. We got video
of that, and she went down in a heap of.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Tom of malam.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
You didn't lift her over your head like that? Should
everybody put Sharon in the corner.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But then when Bellio got up because she did take
a spill, she's walking out of here, and she said,
what news station?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well fer us to pick employees up.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well that's a point, got a good point, very good point.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Who else would do that?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah?
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I don't know.
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I don't know, but we're gonna put about both on
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We want to get our numbers up, and we got
to get our numbers up for the podcast as well.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We're seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What yeah, and it's no good. I'm telling you, we
got to get those up because.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
Dip below twenty when you aren't in the truck.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But when you know, management won't say this and they'll
deny that this is true. But I know that it
is true. In this building, if you're not in the
top forty or fifty, they start sniffing around for us
the programs. So we've got to get our podcasts up,
so please help us out. If not, I'm gonna retire,
and you're gonna get some other guy in here, you know,
(03:09):
a guy from my you know, Chicago or Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They'll be coming in here. Hey, how you doing, la?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know how about those Dodgers last night heard they
took on those Seattle Mariners. And maybe we're gonna report
live from Chevis Ravines where chefs ravines, you know guys
that come out here, they constantly mispronounce everything.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Oh that's like me just now saying, uh, Chapel Rone,
when Lindsey just came in and said it's Chapel Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The one that I like when people move out here
is supple Vita.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I like that.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yes, that's a good one. It was not me, And no,
that was not you. It was an anchor. Yeah, my
mom and dad will tell everything. They had friends over
back in the day. That's exactly, and so Dad says
it sometimes this is a joke. Oh we got to
turn lift on siple Vita.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, I heard somebody in this building. I'm not gonna
say who it is, Fred Rogan, Fred Rogan, I'm not
gonna say who it is, Fred Rogen with sports. But
but look, when you come out here, you know, there
(04:17):
are some places in Los Angeles that you have to learn.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There if you come out and you can't tell somebody
that you have a small apartment, a starter apartment out
here and you live on Sherman, you have to include
the way in that. You can't say you live on Sherman.
You have to say Sherman Way. That's that's another one.
Then there's also the cam Rios. You know that Camarillo
(04:43):
that gets all screwed up. Yeah, try Port Winymy with
some of the new locals, I mean with you know,
some of the newbies. Try throwing that one on them,
you know, Port Winimy, and that's always a tongue twister.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The other one was Bellion Kwanga, Oh, Kawanga is another one. Yeah,
that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kwang is tough for people who just came out here
and you can sniff them out and then they get corrected.
They've become part of us, you know. But you can
tell people who are fresh newbies. All right, let's talk
about truckers here. Chino residents are fed up with the
big rigs driving on ch I think it's Chino Avenue
(05:27):
is the big problem.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Out actually cut into our lanes where we had to
move back a little bit.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
He was having a hard time making the turn. But
this happens all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
The City of Chinos saying they've gotten so many complaints
from residents they've added additional signage warning truckers they could
be fined two hundred and fifty dollars for using this route.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
From June of last year to July of this year,
we've issued about four hundred citations to truckers along Gino Avenue.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
The City of Chino says, the other thing is Chino
Avenue itself just isn't designed for truck traffic.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
All these heavy trucks, over time, it degrades the asphalt
on Gino Avenue, causing cracks in the asphalts, causing potholes
every now and again, which makes me sense safe for drivers.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The Citiuchino has also reached out.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that that same Caltrans spokesperson who's talking about the
five Freeway and I think they got the same guy here.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
All these happy trucks, over time, it degrades the asphalt
on Gino Avenue, causing cracks in the asphalts.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, I like that guy just as an observer. I'm
not sure how much time he's spent actually filling potholes himself,
but he's a great spokesperson.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Causing cracks in the asphalts, causing potholes every now and again,
which makes me sense safe for drivers.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
The Citiuchino has also reached out to companies that provide
mapping and route guidance.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, they don't know that you can't take that Avenue,
Chino Avenue, there's no signs.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
To see if they can help keep trucks all. There
are signs sorry to see if they can help trucks
soft Chino Avenue. And when they do ticket drivers, they
reach out to those companies as well.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
We actually go to these trucking companies and if they
have like dosignated mapping software for their trucks to input
our truck rests into their mapping software. So when a
trucker gets into.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
His truck, how about this guy showing up at a
guy who owns like forty eight you know, eighteen wheelers.
He's got a big truck yard, and this guy is
going to come onto the truck yard to tell these
two hundred and fifty pound guys who have all bailed
out in about six or seventh grade and they just
(07:37):
went worked for a living. This guy's going to come
in and tell them which streets they can use and
which streets they can't use.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
This kid has balls.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
We actually go to these trucking companies.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, okay, and when you get to the truck lot,
what do you do if.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
They have like dognated mapping software for their trucks to
input our truck rests into their mapping software.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So how's the welcoming committee of these big truck lots.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Trucker gets into his truck, turns to his demon. They
know exactly where to go and we're not to go.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So well, he's got Look, he's got the move down.
Maybe he's been around when a trucker gets into his truck.
That's what truckers do, They get into their truck.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He's got it. Maybe he's maybe he's got more experience
than I think.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
When a trucker gets in new his truck, turns to
his demon, they know exactly where to go and we're
not to go.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
So between education and enforcement, they aim to curb this problem. Yeah,
at least that's what residents are hoping.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I guess they'll stop coming in eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You get enough tickets.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
That's right, You get enough tickets and they say enough
sent off in Chino.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Rob McMillan, ABC seven Eye Witness News.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, that's a big problem out there in Chino. Chino Avenue.
Of these massive trucks are eating that sucker up.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We're keeping an eye on the fire out in sun Line.
We can clearly see the smoke from here in Burbank
where the studio is, and it looks like La City
or I think it's Last City out there, knocking that
thing down pretty good. So pats off to the guys
and gals at La City Fire. They got out there
(09:09):
and kicked ask All right, we have an update on
the super yacht that flipped over with Michael Lynch, who
is a big computer guy out of England, London, England.
He sold his company fifteen years ago to Hewlett Packard,
and Hewlett Packard turned around and sued him because they
(09:31):
thought he overestimated the value of his company, and he
fought extradition for thirteen years, finally extradited to San Francisco
where he was under house arrest. The accountant from that
company lost a loss a similar lawsuit to the Feds
and got a five year sentence, and now he was
Michael Lynch's term. He fought it and he won. Ninety
(09:54):
nine point five percent of the time you lose those
federal cases. The federal government doesn't go to courtland that
and prosecute you unless they're pretty sure that they can
nail you. And he's skated. So that happened in June
of this year. He beat the charges, he went back
to England, back to London. He got this huge, huge
(10:15):
boat that is one hundred and eighty feet long that
his wife owns. Maybe it's just in his wife's name,
I don't know. Maybe for accounting purposes, I'm not sure,
but the ship is under his wife's name. There were
twenty two people I think on it. I think twelve guests,
ten crew members. And a tornado comes up in the
(10:37):
right off the coast of Sicily, Italy, and they said
they've never had an a tornado like that in the
history of the country. And it hit that chip one
hundred and eighty feet long and wiped it out, sank it,
and they found five of the missing bodies. One of
them was Mike Lynch and a very sad part of
(10:59):
that store. They also found his eighteen year old daughter
inside the hull of that ship, and man, is that
a bad way to go because you know you're going,
you know you're drowning, you know you can't get out.
The cabin may have been filled with air as that
ship sunk, and they may have been alive for an hour,
(11:20):
an hour and a half, two hours trying to get
out of there. The panic that ensued was just unequal. Hopefully,
you know, you could hope that they were knocked out
early on and they died instantly. It didn't suffer the
(11:41):
hour two hours of slowly dying while that ship was sinking.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But they did find five bodies there.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
It's been a.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Grim afternoon here. We first got the news that two
bodies had been discovered from the wreck, and I was
able to see through a very powerful camera lens how
divers appeared to be pulling a body up out of
the water into a small boat, which they then brought
into the harbor right behind me, and you can see
(12:11):
the red tents that belong to all the rescue crews
that have been working so painstakingly and carefully in very
challenging conditions to try to locate the missing people. We
know now that five people have died. One person is
still unaccounted for, and we don't know yet officially the
(12:32):
identities of the bodies that have been brought up out
of the water. But it's been a very grim afternoon.
One by one, these bodies have been put into ambulances
and then often with police cars with sirens taking them
away from here, and the divers themselves have been struggling
with extremely difficult conditions. They can go down. It takes
(12:56):
a minute to get down to the bottom of the seabed.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They it's pretty quick to get down to the bottom
of the seabed in one minute. I think it's fifty
when they say fifty feet under the water.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
They can spend eight to ten minutes there before they
have to come up again. But they're also using robots,
remotely controlled vehicles to help them in their search.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
A story.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Well, these then are the faces of those on board
who've been missing. From the left is tech entrepreneur Mike
Lynch and his eighteen year old daughter Hannah. In the
center on mister Lynch's lawyer, Chris Morvillo and his wife Nida.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Then these are some of the lawyers that help them
beat that case.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Then Morgan Stanley International Chairman Jonathan Bloomer.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That's a big guy, Morgan Stanley International chairman. The international
arm of Morgan Stanley to reach the pinnacle of that
company is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Then Morgan Stanley International Chairman Jonathan Bloomer, whose wife Judy
is also missing but isn't pictured and on board chef
Ricaldo Thomas, whose body was recovered yesterday. One person is
still missing. The search has been stop tonight and we'll
resume tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And this happened, I think it was a four o'clock
local time, four am, and so everyone was asleep when
this happened. And the whole boat starts moving. The whole
ship starts moving, and when you're sleeping, you don't know
what it is. You know, maybe you think it's just waves.
You think it's maybe another boat crashed into it.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
And they knew the storm was coming, so they expected
rough seas anyways.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, and then bang it hits and sinks this ship.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
It's kind of crazy to think that that that the
ship or the sea bed is one hundred and sixty
feet down. Well that's what it's a hundred and sixty
okay from the from the surface, and the boat was
like one hundred and eighty six feet. Yeah, so if
it falling straight down, the back end of it would
be sticking out.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Of the water right by the way.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I did a little research on this ship, and did
you know that the mast of this ship, which is
the you know, the center pole that holds the sails
up is two hundred and forty feet. Wow, two hundred
and forty feet. That means it's taller than a seven
forty seven. If you stood a seven forty seven straight
(15:06):
up on its tail, it's taller than a seven forty seven.
It's taller than the Matta Horn at Disneyland. Wow, because
Disneyland Matte Horn is one hundred and forty seven feet.
If you laid it down on the ice rink of
the NHL rinks, it's forty feet longer just a mast.
It's unbelievable. It's it's a state. It's one hundred it's
(15:28):
almost ninety feet taller than Staples Center if it was
at the bottom of Staples and to be ninety feet taller,
it's about ninety feet taller than the Statue of Liberty. Oh,
come on, yeah, without the base, you know, just the
Statue of Liberty, and it's one hundred and forty feet
taller than the Rose Bowl just a mast of that ship.
(15:50):
I mean, can you imagine the weight of that and
how many how many secure you know, lines you have
to hold it has to be on that ship to
hold that thing straight up. I think that's what happened.
I think that mass weighs a ton, and when it
started lean over, I think that was it took the
boat with Yeah, and maybe a turtled. Maybe the mass
went straight down and it got caught first. But what
(16:10):
a disaster for those people. They just won the biggest
case of their lifetime, fighting for fifteen years and only
one in late June of this year, and then it's
mid August and disaster happens. Unbelievable story, just unreal.
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Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh that's great, belly Em, you're great, You're great. I
saw this thing online. I couldn't believe it, so I
did some research.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
People are addicted to these five dollars stuffed birds. Desperate
shoppers flock to Burbank and these are taken off the
early bird gets the they I didn't write that, that's
it's in the story. It's in the story. I can't
take credit for that. Loyal target shoppers and devout fans
(18:12):
of these stores festive felt birds are going in the
wee hours of the morning to line up to buy
the five dollars fabric figurines. Okay, so they're not taxidermy
stuffed birds. No, they're they're I guess I could show
them to you.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
I'm going to post them on them and Lindsey clicks
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Let me show the tunes.
Speaker 10 (18:39):
You see that.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
That's Oh I'm hanging on. I gotta I gotta get
a picture here. Okay, there we go, All right, there
we go.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Those they're they're about six inches tall.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
They have radick really unusually big feet for the size
of the bird, if you don't mind me observing.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
They look like like the styrofoam ball things that you
would make animals like for Christmas, like snowman use styrofoam
brown balls.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, have a little selt pieces on them. They're decorated
like birds. What if looks like a Christmas gift. The
other one has a snowflake around his neck, which looks
like it's too tight, might be choking him out. Another
one looks like a Thanksgiving bird. The other one's a snowman.
But these things are taking off. Lindsay, you collect crap
like this, I mean, still like this.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
And she has all of them, Okay, not all of them,
but I have I have quite a few.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Lindsay, what's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Depression?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Okay? Do these help?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I have help.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh no, no, I'm saying to the bird, to the
bird's help.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Oh, yeah, they help?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Yeah, they're they're fun to look at.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And how may do you have?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I don't know in total, probably under twenty, but oh my,
more than an average person should have.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, but they're not selling for five dollars anymore. They're
they're selling for upwards to three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I got mine last year when they were five dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, you did, so you could sell them. I'm not
gonna they can get rid of by selling them. No,
are they please?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Please God, please tell me the answers no to my
next question, Lindsey, have you named them?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
They have names? Actually, Oh, well, like they come with.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Names, all right, do you know some of the names.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Uh, no, it's been a while. They're in boxes.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh they are. They're not displayed.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
No, because I'm mostly holiday birds I have.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh I see, Okay, If.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
They're in boxes, what's the point of having them.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Well, I'm not going to leave Christmas birds out all year.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh, they're just Christmas birds. I didn't know. I thought
they were one for all sars.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Birds and spring birds and summer birds all the birds.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Do you have the summer birds out now?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah, they're on my fireplace.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And do you get comments from people?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I don't have a lot of visitors, but I'm sure
I would if they came over. Do you just look
at them or do you cuddle them? Do you talk there? Again,
they're hard, so they're nice to look at. I don't
know you could talk to them if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And where are they on your fireplace?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes, right, and on your fire So the summer birds
are on display right now?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yes they are.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
When do those come down? Is there are a hard
hard date?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
September first?
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Really? Okay, you do have a hard a hard closure.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
On that, yes.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
Holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Do you have a bird for the pumpkins spice season?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I have a couple of fall birds, I think like four.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is there a ceremony or ritual of the changing of
the birds. No, but I feel like I need to
have one now I think you should.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Should I bring them?
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think you should bring them in.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Okay, can my bird come over and hang out with
your bird? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So you've been in this fake bird game for a while, yeah,
I look a year and a half maybe, And do
you know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Other people that are involved. No, it's just me, Okay,
all on your own.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
I went to Target with my boyfriend and I saw
it and I was like, oh my, like that is
the most amazing thing ever seen.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And they're only five bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah, and that's how that happened.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, she sort of started the trend, right I did.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm ahead of it.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
It's my trend.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You're a soothsayer, yes, you know, I mean, a trendsetter.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But and you have less than twenty I think?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
So.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, where do you think the line is for problematic?
Like fifty fifty? Okay, all right, so you're not even close. Yeah,
if people sent you one to the station, would you
take it home and enjoy it?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Absolutely? I would?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
They're going on eBay right now, a set of four
Easter themed birds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
How you on Easter themes?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I think I have like a couple, not too many though.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay. They're going for one hundred bucks each. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
They're a variety of fifteen Christmas birds selling for three
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Christmas ones.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, I don't know how many there are, but I'm
looking at a set of three for twenty five dollars
on eBay. One of them, the verily very rare not
often seen in the wild, the spritz Burg the Target
Spritzburg like I guess I play off on Pittsburgh. I
don't know, but in the shape of what looks like
(23:14):
a strawberry going for seventy nine dollars online, and Target
released its own celebrity lookalike earlier this year. This woman
who looks like these birds is going to be, I guess,
a spokesperson.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Not a brag in my wow. You know, but do
you have them?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You have them just standing there or they set up
in like vehicles or houses.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
No, they just kind of stand there.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
You know who I think looks like those birds that
Chick fil Ad chick the chick Flay sauce chick Oh yeah, no,
Chick fil A Sauce.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I I'm with Lindsay. I think I can get into
these birds. I like the Halloween ones. How you set
on Halloween ones?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I don't think I have any Halloween ones.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Ly, we got to set you up.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
They sell out really fast, they do.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
And where in Target are they located?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I've not seen them in like the you know, how
there's like a seasonal section. Oh, I know where seasonal is.
What kind of insult is that, by the way, that
I don't know where seasonal is?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Target, like everybody I know, I can. I can tell
you where everything in Target is. Okay, everything I do
that Target and Walmart, Like if there is.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Like a roasted chicken where the yoga pants are, he
will take the roasted chicken back to where.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's Okay, that's what good people do. That is incorrect,
but I'd like to I'd like to say that Bellio
is on the right path.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Please enlighten us.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, I don't take food.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That it's been out in the sock section and try
to put it back in the food section so somebody
could die.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What do you do if something is on a shelf
and it's shelf stable and it's all the wrong shelf,
I'll take it back to its original shelf.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Do you have a limit on how far you'll walk
to put it back in the correct place?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Now, because I'll put stuff in my wife's card as
we're walking around and I'll find it eventually and put
it up.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
You really do work there.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know that I'm working there. I'm working there.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
People stop you and ask you where items are.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's happened twice. Okay, you work at Target.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Once I said Aisle four, and the other time I
took the lady there, of course, yes, let me show you.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
She said, do you know where the distilled water is?
And I said, well, are you looking for yourself or
like a baby? And she's like, ah, I got to
end this conversation, and I said, because there's distilled water
in the water section, but they also have some in
the baby section.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And here's a tip.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
The distilled water in the baby section always a little
cheaper than the one in the water section.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
There you go, why is that? I don't know. I
don't know. I didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And also the guy stacking the cardboard boxes, you know,
the moving boxes, which is popular this time of year
because people go to college. They have them on a
twisty thing where it looks like a twist like a
tornado or twists around. And I thought that was kind
of a cool addition I gave a guy guy in
doing that, I was like, hey, by.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You're you're all right.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I feel like I worked there, I do, and I
like it all right. We talked about the birds. Every
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I am six forty and you have Joe Lean at home.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I do have what a treat?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
That is her birthday? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Wait, you know when your dog's birthday is? Yeah, Mazy's
was the fifteenth, you know. Oh it's roughest. Oh yeah, no,
I know for sure mine. You know the exact date?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Yeah, Mays is August fifteenth and Moose is February sixth.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And what do you do for them? They get a
puppy patty from in and out. Do they know it's
their birthday? Yes, they do.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Well, we have a rule in our house on your
birthday you cannot get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So it barks at everything we have to go.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Thank you, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Oh man, that's a hard rule at the at the house.
I'm hard stick, but it's the rule. And who's older
Moose by year?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Six months? Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Six months? Okay? All right? And they're not related those dogs. Oh,
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah. Wait, they're brothers and they're six months apart. It
was consecutive litters. Wait, wait, a dog can have a
litter and then another litter six months later? Did I
didn't know that, although I'm the guy that when my
daughter was born in Tarzana Hospital, I said to the nurse,
I said, hey, when my daughter pops out of there,
(27:57):
how soon before eyes open? And she said immediately. I said, okay,
And I heard her later whisper to another nurse, I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Think he's ready.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I think she was right.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Ready to be a dad.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I didn't know, she said she they're not. They're not cats.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You know, they open their eyes immediately when they come out.
I said, I didn't know. I don't know, all right,
Moe Kelly is well, it's nice to see you, buddy.
It's good to see you as well. I didn't know
that dogs could have consecutive litters.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'm a dog lover, right, I didn't know that you
could have a litter and then six months later have
another one. That seems like a lot, Yeah, it seems
like it would be pretty extreme. Financially for the dogs.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Was right?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know you have two dogs.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Next thing, you know you have eight.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You know, I didn't know this. My wife told me this.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
A dog, a female dog, would do you call him
stuffish female dogs. He never does it on the air,
But a female dog that gets pregnant can be impregnated
by two different dogs and you so.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You've gould what is that?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
They're known as back to back. They do it sometimes
to prevent uterine damage and scarring.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh okay, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So when a dog gets pregnant, like let's say have
a Great Dane and it gets pregnant by a Standard
Poodle and a German Shepherd, you can have dogs come
out of that, out of that female dog looking like
two different dogs.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I wonder what Mari Povitch would say, that is not
my dog.
Speaker 12 (29:30):
What's on the Big Show night bub, Well, we have
to talk about San Bernardino County. They've been trying to succeed,
seceed from California to go where. We're not sure, but
we have the latest in that, and AI researchers are
calling for personhood credentials because bots are getting smarter and
smarter and can impersonate people, at least online.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, that's scary, especially when you have young kids, right right,
are more impressionable.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I didn't realize this.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
My father in law has a place out on the
Colorado River, and when you pass just beyond Crozier's house
in Claremont and you're in San Bernardino County, you can
drive for five or six hours in that county going
one direction and never get to the end of it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's almost like Little Texas.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's unbelievable how big it is and there and the
sheriff patrols the entire county. Code three would take them
five hours to get to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't know how they canvass it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't know either, but I do understand them wanting
to check out. You know, it's a different life that
they got going on than people in Santa Monica.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I just don't know how feasible it would be. I
don't either. And what do you call them? Winburg State?
I mean, would be like Puerto Rico, you know, like
it's a territory. Maybe right, I don't know. I enjoy
that area.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I always wonder though, when people move from Boston and
they end up in San Bernardino. You moved all the
way across country and you didn't go another thirty miles
right to get into the ocean. Yes, they're ocean adjacent,
hung out there, but that is our group. This station
is always the number one station out there in the
Inland Empire, always number one.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Well, they may not like it, that's right.
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