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September 3, 2024 34 mins
Texting etiquette / origin of the Green Visor / Bellio’s podcast ‘today in Northwest Irvine’ already getting merch // 49ers Rookie Ricky Pearsall shooting // Pre-judging people guys who drive Tesla pick up truck / Twizzlers in the Can // Cruises – Tawala's first cruise 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Here's a texting etiquette for everybody. Texting etiquette Again, it's
up to me to teach people how to text. And
I've taken on the burden. When you text somebody breaking news, right, earthquake,
flood fire, high speed chase, you never text.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Back, oh, I'm already on that. I've been on it
for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You always text backy, hey, thanks, or oh man, you're
the first.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh I didn't know about it. I'll turn it on.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
So you can encourage that person to text you again
and again and again, even if you're lying to them,
Like if I get ten to fifteen texts, whenever there's
a high speed chase, for some reason, I become like
the chase.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, well there's a good reason you Okay, you follow
the chases, Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
And every time somebody texts me, hey, chase on five,
chase on seven, chase on four, I always write back, oh,
that's great, I don't even know about it. Or if
you're the first one, I never text back, oh I've
been on it for an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, because that makes the guy feel like a loser.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Sure, and he's not. Yeah, you're concerned with making other
people feel good. That's right, that's right. Here's another tip
for people. When you're watching a YouTube video on a
touch screen, you know, an iPad, an iPhone or whatever,
and you want to fast forward, you double click on
the right side of the video and you've moved forward.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right. Here's a new way.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
If you just hold your finger on the screen, it'll
double time it. Just hold your finger on the screen
where the video's playing and it'll speed it up to
two times and you can continue listening. Like I listen
to podcasts at one point seventy five, sure, because I
can pick up everything that's going on, and I don't
have three hours to listen to a guy's podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
But guess what we got word from somebody who's really
into podcasting has their own podcast, and I don't want
to say who it is because they offered to help
Bellio out and that and that person doesn't work for
iHeart works for a competitor, and they they offered to
help Bellio out with her podcast, and they think that's

(02:19):
a good idea. What today in Northwest Irvine.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
They said, great idea.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, all right, well whatever, Yeah, Bellio, I've been on
this story for an hour or two, which is true.
But also you had somebody offer you to makevisors your visors. Yeah,
and everybody knows if you're in the merch game, everybody
knows that's where the money is.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
In the visors. I did not know that. Are they
going to have open, open top advisors.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'll have to ask.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think that's the only way you can.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
What was the derav the origin of the green visor.
I'm trying to understand what when was it? Of what
use was it?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't understand it. The the green sea through visor,
you see it. I started with bookkeeping accounting. Why the
green sea through visor? Does anybody know? It's a great question.
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
So crazy.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
The green visor, also known as the green eyeshade or
dealer's visor, originated in the late nineteenth century as a
way to reduce eyestrain from harsh candle and incandescent light.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
See that's great, thank you.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
It was usually people that dealed in jobs that were
vision intensives, such as accountants, copy editors, and telegraphers.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wow, that's great, So that thank you. The more you know.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So, so it was the harsh lighting that would give
people headaches, and they sort of solve that by giving
them the world's Ugliest had.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Basically.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, that the cliff notes of that.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, okay, but Bellie was going to do a podcast
It's called Today in Northwest Irvine, and I'm excited to
hear it.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
For a lot of reasons. I think we'll play it
on the air. That'll be fun.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Can we play it on the air?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Publicity Okay, And your mom is investing, she's did you
ever sign papers or is it just loose?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
I don't run, but she's always invested.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Run into a brick wall at Eventually with that, when
you know her four o K one four one K
is depleted and she's moving in with.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You, and well, Tim, I mean you know you're suggesting
that that'll be a failure. I think that Sharon is
very excited about this new project and she feels quite
confident about it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
But initially, how often are you recording?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
I'm gonna I plan on recording every day.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I wouldn't do that, say that, Tim.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, why do you say that, Tim?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Why I would I have enough material to do daily.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I mean just uh day, but I wouldn't have one. Yeah,
I think it's the one off.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wow, Tim, you're really all of a sudden, you're being
quite disparaging.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Four minutes.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I've already got visors stuff to say.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Man, what what I understand?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
You know?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You interview of the gas station guy, the local coffee
shop gal on show one?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Have you thought about show two?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'll start thinking about that after show one.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Okay, all right, And you're gonna have a cast of
like zany.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
You know if I mean?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is it going to be kind of like a Morning
Zoo type almost like this where there are more there
are people contributing, and there are people who are on mic.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Possibly.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
There's so many wonderful people in Northwest Irvine, so I'm
probably going to meet a lot of wonderful people that
I want to include in the podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Just tell her. You don't have to hand me a note, Mark,
Just hand me a note.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
What what did you say, Mark?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
He said, I will do her voice hours. I don't
recall writing that note. You did. Wow, Now you're on board?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Hear a little example? Can you audition for me?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh? Well, I didn't realize I have to audition.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I think Mark is offer only. Uh, Mark Thompson does
not audition. Mark Thompson is offer only.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Don't know if you are aware of this the work
I do.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, this is an audition.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, but this.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Is American idol, Fox Television Network, ABC Television Network, Bank
of America. These are huge accounts that I that.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm doing or have an account Bank of America?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
And Frank, are they calling you Sharon Rogan yet like
the new Joe Rogan?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
But he did say I have the potential to be
the next Joe Rogan?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Was that one of the investors? Is that mom?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
How far is mom going into a four oh one
k with his venture?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, she didn't put a cap on it, so I.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
How I don't think you want to make this a
very capital intensive effort. If I can just offer you
that piece of advice, I think you kind of want
to minimal investment.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
See how it's going.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
I how much minimal do you say?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I mean you can do a podcast for very little money.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
I have with the merchandise.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, I would say you got to get some you know,
you have to have some seed money. I write this
down belly when you talk to your mom. Write this down, Hey, mom,
I need some seed money. I don't want to go
in cheap. I don't want to do a soft launch.
Only at least fifty grand for the initial push.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Fifty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, you can say I want to draw a salary
right away. Why don't you start drive saying that?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
And none of it? None of it? Write this down?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, none of it is clawbackable.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Claw How do that's a legal term? I wouldn't get
that's a legal turn. How do you spell that claw backable?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I wouldn't get into that event law. None of it
is clawbackable.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's a that's a lawyer term.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, okay, that's good in Colorado and in California.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Bellio's podcast her new venture today in northwestern Vine.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Wow, got almighty.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty and Mark.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You spent a lot of time up in the Bay Area. Yeah,
you were a celebrity.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I used to love the Bay Area and I still
love it, But San Francisco needs a reboot. I mean
it's really true. My friends used to live there. It's
just not cool Man. It's such a great, most beautiful
city in the world. It's so terrific also with the
the crossing of cultures and there's so much great food

(09:06):
and there's so much it's just it's great art and all,
but the crime and homelessness. They've got to lean in
hard on it. I mean hard.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's my favorite city for for multiculturalism, right, but it's
also beautiful.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh it's there's a it's a postcard in every corner there.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Like when my wife says, hey, let's go somewhere where
it's multicultural, I always say, San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
There's no other place.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I still go there, and I still you know, we
and we stay in the you know these areas that
are well. We were just there last time, blocks from
where that forty nine er the guy. This guy is
a top round draft pick for the forty nine ers.
He's a receiver. He was he was shot in a
hold up.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Is my seventeen year old kids. This is a tourist area.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
It's in the middle of the day. Yeah, two o'clock
in the afternoon. I think we had that story. I
think it was we did it yesterday. It's outrageous and
you know, I know the new DA, the person who
replaced Chase A Boudin, and she's tough, like she's not
one of these progressive DA things. She really is about
victims' rights. And I believe, you know, you need to

(10:20):
you know, you know how I feel like, I think
there's a lot of cops in a lot of places,
and but they're having a problem of hiring cops.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I mean, you know, just like la Is.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Here's that story kid, young kid out of Florida State.
I think the Gators whatever, the Gators are down there.
And he gets drafted in the fourth round by the
San Francisco forty nine ers.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
He arrives he's going to be a big star of
that team.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
And then he's wearing a Rolex and he gets rolled
in the middle of the day, one thirty in the
afternoon over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Karsaul's mother says, a single bullet enter through the right
side of his chest and exit it out of his back,
missing vital organs. He was bloody, but able to walk
to the ambulance with help from officers.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
How tough are you where you get shot the stomach,
it exits your back and you're like, no, I'm on
my own.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, walk to the ambulance. I heard these loud shots,
which I actually thought was firecrackers. I heard like maybe
four or five shots.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Eric Egan works at a corner store about fifty feet away.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
From the Everybody always has the same comment when they
hear gun shots.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
I hear these loud shots, which I actually thought was firecrackers.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Everyone always says, I thought there were firecrackers. Nobody ever says,
you know, I heard these shots, and I thought it
was like an orange Julius. Everyone has fire crackers, that's
all they say. Nobody has an interesting spin on that comment. Yeahbody, yeah,
either back car backfires or fire crackers.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Well, I thought what you were going to say is
you never hear I heard a couple of loud cracks,
and I knew that somebody was shooting. Yeah, right, you
always always say I thought it was fireworks.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I thought it was a fire cracker.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I thought, you know, because nobody could believe in that
beautiful area that somebody could be shooting.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
At the end of the day.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
Again, works at a corner store about fifty feet away
from the shooting. He saw Pearsall walking past his Sudden
Glens store earlier in the afternoon, and he saw Pearsol
again when they walked past each other on the street.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
A lot of sightings of his pearsaw with this guy,
saw him at the corner store, the Sunglass Hut, walking
around a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
He's like stalking this.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Guy eric'sas Pearsol was going back to his car from
shopping and nearby stores.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I just noticed he had like a pretty nice swatch on.
Everyone noticed. But that's it. Everyone noticed he had a
pretty nice watch on. Pretty nice watch on. I think
it might have been like a relics or something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Everybody can identify the watch you have. How big is
it where guys strolling by you can nail you as
a Rolex guy? I guess pretty big? But doesn't he
didn't he get the memo? Mark, you got the memo?
You don't wear Rolex in public anymore? Oh No, it's
just how could you do that? Yeah, you don't wear
anything flashy's jewelry of any kind.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Why'd you wear roles in public? What are you crazy?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I mean, he just signed a new deal with the
I mean brand new deal in the NFL, and maybe
he's feeling as though, Hey, it's the middle of the day.
I'm a ballplayer. I mean, it is pretty extraordinary that
you were from Union Square, which is, you know, one
of the great tourist areas in San Francisco, and you
can still be and you're a big guy like that,
and you could be shot for your your watch.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
And he didn't sanity, and he didn't give up the rollouts.
He fought the guy. Oh did he I think so?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh? Wo, don't think so?

Speaker 7 (13:15):
He's as shortly after that he hurt the gun shots.
He believes the robber targeted Pearsol because of the expensive
looking watch.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Can't you gotta stop wearing these watches? Gang? Not anymore?
That day's over. You can have it.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
You can take it out to you know, weddings or
private events.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Maybe you could wear it.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
In Las Vegas and the casino and places like that.
Maybe maybe, but not on the streets anymore. No, that
that day has sailed.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Pullice say, Parasol was almost back at his car near
this tesla when a kid try to rob him. San
Francisco investigator say, Parasol fought with the suspect.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh you're I fought with this suspect over a watch
could have killed him.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Parasol fought with the suspect. They say the seventeen year
old suspect likely did not know Parsal is forty nine
er football player.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, that's probably true.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You know, guys who are robbing people, as we said yesterday,
they're not in fantasy football leagues with their friends. You know,
he didn't follow this kid through, you know, transferring Arizona
to the Gators and then on to San Francis.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
That's a really clean take. I hadn't heard before. You're
saying that most of the people who are doing street
robbery are not in fantasy football leagues.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's okay, that's a good they're not into that organizational stuff. Yeah,
that's a good profile. That's probably pretty true. Probably a
rule of thumb, broad broadcasting, but rule of thumb.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Sure.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
He was released from the hospital today, and I know
everybody's been praying for his speedy recovery and we are
wishing him and his family.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well, it's really where's the watch? Did he keep the watch?

Speaker 9 (14:43):
It's really a very horrible event to happen to anybody,
and especially you know, the forty nine Ers is our
beloved team, and so it kind of you know, puts
a bit of a damper on all the incredible work
that we've been doing here in the city. The city
we have one of the lowest violent crimeray of any
major city in the country.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
And it gets true.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I mean, I'm sure it may be true. Violent crime
is down what they are, so she's not wrong. Smash
and grabs, that kind of stuff is up, but those
aren't considered violent crime.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Sure, we have one of the lowest violent crime rates
of any major city in the country.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
And wow, I got to go there then. I thought
crime was high, but I guess not.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
We've been making incredible gains around public safety. But when
something like this happens, those numbers at data, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
It's how people feel.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Mayor London Breed visit a Union Square on Sunday afternoon.
She thanked the officers who responded quickly and answered questions
from business owners. The CEO of Union Square.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
All right, well and the rest of that story. But
these guys you got to stop wearing the watches. Also,
I don't like this side of me. I'm going to
come back. I'll tell you what it is. But I
judge a certain person whenever I see them in LA
and it's an ugly side of me. But I do
it all the time. I did today, all right. That
was our NFL Violence feature, and we do it every

(16:06):
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I am prejudiced against a certain type of person, and
it's an ugly side of me.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
When I come back, I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Maybe agree, maybe you don't agree, and maybe I need
some professional help.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
But I did it again today, all right.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I profiled a guy today and I don't like this
about myself.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
We have all right, So here here's a really horrible
part of me. I don't like him.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm curious what this is, Tim.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't I judge people. And when you when you
judge somebody before you meet him, it's called being your
pre judging or your prejudice.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh that's is that where that worry comes from?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, Oh, that's exactly where that work comes from. And
you know you didn't know that because you're a loser. Okay,
so I prejudge people, and I rejudge a certain person
when I see them and I think they're an a
hole without ever meeting them. Wow, And I don't like
it about about myself. I don't like it. But every time,

(17:21):
And it happened today twice. Wow, twice, it happened today.
And that person who I think is an a hole
even before I meet them. And I hate to say this,
but it's a guy who drives a Tesla truck. Oh yeah,

(17:45):
I instantly think he's a loser. And I don't like
that about myself. Maybe they're really nice guys who drive
these trucks. I'm sure there are, But why do I
think that? Well, because why does Krozier think that? And
Steph Fush and Bellio and Angel and everybody just can't
stop it.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I think that it's splashy. You probably don't like how
splashy it is. You know what I think it is.
I think it seems like a cry for attention. It does,
That's exactly what it is. Yeah, you know, it's one
hundred thousand dollars. You can you can easily buy a
Ford or Chevy truck that is going to be more
practical for one hundred thousand dollars, and I think people
buy them to say, look at me, look what I've got.

(18:28):
But so it's the same phenomenon, really, And do you
have it the feeling toward people who pull up in
a yellow Lamborghini to a light or to I don't know,
these sports cars, the high end sports cars.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I don't. You don't feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's weird because those people, I think, have made the
money where they can afford that type of car or
truck or that car, the Lamborghini. Right, But I think
that the people who have Tesla trucks are like fake
wealthy people.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Oh, I see, you think it's sort of Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, it's like they don't have a lot of money,
but they still want to show people they've got some.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I've got some. Now.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Watch, somebody who's really up the chain in this building
has just bought one. Right, somebody in management who you
know signs my paycheck, will give me a text on
the way home, Hey Tim, Hey it's I my s
and so I just got myself a Tesla truck.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You want to come out and see it?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Like, ah, sorry Kevin or Eric, sorry, oh someone told
me and I wish you could remember who it was
they have one or they is.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
It Eric Shanks? Please don't say it Shanks.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
And they said that the interior, because I've never been
inside one and even looked inside one.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
They said, it's just it drives beautifully.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
It's like the interior is the coolest, like driving a spaceship.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
They said, well, maybe I got to see the interior.
I'm looking at the exterior.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I've never been inside one, but I don't like that
about myself. Hey, Belly O, is she there? No, she's
in the can, not here? Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, she's had a bad stomach all day. Huh yeah,
is she okay?

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Yeah, she's had a lot of Twizzlers today, so yeah,
twizzlers make her crazy. Oh yeah, she's got a topic
for the next podcast in the can with twizzlers.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Not too many twizzlers today. Yeah, Twizzlers make her nuts.
She's got to stop with the twizzlers. Man, oh man,
she gets like four or.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Five of those and she twizzlers make a run. We
got to put a speed bump between her office and
the bathroom.

Speaker 10 (20:40):
Because like, and she'll even she knows too, she'll be like, oh,
my stomach's hurting.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
She had five twizzlers. I know. She didn't have to
tell me her stomach was hurting. Okay, she's coming. How
are the twizzlers? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
To hurt your stomach though, right? Yeah? Is that a
new podcast?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Tim all and goes to talking about you in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
In the bathroom, I went to.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Wash my hands, I see.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
And the only person that could have told you that
is the Fush, that's right.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
So to be fair to Fush, Tim asked where you were?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
He ratted you out? Yeah, but I pressured him.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, but he could have said, I don't know. You
didn't have to say.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
And again, to be fair, Tim said, is she she's
in the bathroom, isn't she?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And then he sorted so he was kind.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Of you know, he's a he's a tough prosecutor, that Conway.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
That's right. Listen to Mark, Listen to Mark.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Hey, So Eric Shanks, the head of sports at Fox,
please tell me he doesn't have a Tesla truck.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I think he does.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, he doesn't, he does?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think he does?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Does he? Yeah? You owe somebody in a post with
you to know I would I would change my opinion
if he had one. Yeah, I think I would. I
hope he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I would change my opinion, and he's going to the
cooling center.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Belly, You're onto something with this podcast. We're getting a
lot of reaction from a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah, I know, I'm a lot of really great feedback.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, they want to jump in on this thing.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
They think it's gonna be huge, like that lake will
be gone, remember that, Yes, Garrison Keeler. I wish my
dad loved that. My dad would send me. When I
was in college, my dad would send me cassette tapes
in the mail saying, hey, you got to listen to
this Garrison Keeler. He's one of the funniest guys in
the world. And I would call my dad. I go, hey,
I listen to the whole thing. I think you sent
me the wrong tape. And he said, what do you mean.

(22:41):
I go, well, there's information on there about the lake
and about the people live there. And said, but there's
no humor in this thing on this tape. I listened
to both sides and he goes, Tim, it's it's hysterical.
I said, Dad, there's no exaggeration, there's no there's no punchline,
there's no, you know set up. There's nobody getting hurt.
There's no you know, characters, there's nothing there. There's no

(23:01):
humor there at all. It's just a guy talking about
Lake will be gone. And I think you're ten times funnier.
Bellly out And I think that that Garrick Garrison Keela,
I think he is a loser.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Today.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, I think it's taken off.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
But but when is Shanks coming in.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
The head of Fox Sports Thursday? Thursday? Yes, you know,
they have the Super Bowl this year, so we got
to work.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
On are you going to be coming up.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
With the with the with the with the prelude to it? Yeah,
you know, I don't know if Mark knows this, but
you know, whoever does the super Bowl, they do a
video before the Super Bowl starts and usually about how
great America is. Right, and Eric Shanks, the head of
Fox Sports, the only answer is to Murdoch.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
He isn't sure.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
There's nobody, nobody above him, above Murdoch, so it's just him,
Murdoch bo that's him. And he was driving to work
or home one day and he heard us, I do
uh the American raggedy old flag we played on the air,
and he says, I'm going to use that on the
super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
They did not.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Not only did he use it once, they used it
again when they did the Super Bowl. So we had
we had a foot in in the in the in
the production. Yeah, of the super idea, that's right, and
so we got to come up with something else because
they have the super.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Bowl this year.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
How about Northwest Irvine.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
You don't like that.

Speaker 11 (24:29):
You think that's Twizzlers in the can?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
All right?

Speaker 8 (24:33):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Your Crozier comes in on occasion when there's too much
traffic and I want to deal with the traffic. But
your last newscast, you call it your last cast tease,
last te Sorry is that three forty four? Three forty
three or six?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah? Same three.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I just talked to what Twala. He's back from his cruise. Oh,
he haven't been on a cruise in his life. I
followed that on social media. It was fun, and at
eight o'clock tonight, he's going to tell you what that
was like. He's a man probably in his forties or fifties.
He's never been on a cruise in his life, and
he went with his son, Yes, and a bunch of people.

(25:18):
I think, well, Kelly went to I love this stuff
with his son. I really got to kick out a
following him on social.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So tonight at eight o'clock eight o'clock tonight.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
It was absolutely in seeing his posts through the weekend
and during his trip. It was therapeutic for me because
there were such a transition of his fears and then
later on just serenity, he moved the camera to the
ocean and just goes he was just so at peace
and it was amazing for someone who was so fearful
of doing that in the first place, to see that transition.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, he said he fell asleep at late at night,
like midnight on the promenade deck in a chair and
he woke up and he had no idea how long
he was sleeping.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It might have been four or five hours.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
How great is But because Mark, you're a cruiser, yeah,
and I'm not, but I know cruisers and once once
they have their their cheri as pops up from us,
all right, then then once they get off that cruise,
they immediately go to book their next cruise.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah, we went from never cruisers. We never wanted to
be on a cruise. We got a free cruise to Alaska.
We got on the cruise to Alaska, thinking, Okay, we'll go.
It'll be cool to see Alaska, but we're not. The
cruise part is going to be a real bummer. Three
days in we were planning our next cruise. We loved
it so much.

Speaker 11 (26:40):
And I think they do a thing like at the
end of cruises where they say, if you book right now,
before you leave the boat, we'll knock.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Off ther did you get a free cruiser you were
m seeing something or you're performing or something.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I got a free cruise because I was a gambling
degenerate and I'd lost so much in casinos and they
had a casino on board, and they said if you come,
if you have a credit line and you come play
in our casino, we will give you a cruise for free.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
So so basically they were they were capitalizing and exploiting
your addiction.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Exactly exactly is there is there a vodka cruise? Is
precisely It was like that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
But that's like saying like, oh, this guy's on a Heroin,
let's put them on a Heroin cruise.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Don't you think they're well, it's.

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Are you in favor of that or do you think
that that's an issue that they shouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, I think it's okay. I think here's the deal.
I mean, the presumption is, and I think it's a
reasonable presumption that you're loser that people who are gambling,
and you're gambling regularly, and you have credit lines in
these various casinos, you're managing whatever this recreational thing you have.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I mean, I don't think you have to go right
to addiction.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I mean the fact is you can enjoy gambling and
gaming without being.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
But how is that different than your earlier take about
legalizing sports betting across the country.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Legalizing spending across the country.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I think you you invite a lot of people into
that world who will quickly lose control of the money.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Of just how much money is.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Part of Yeah, it's a number called it number gambler.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
He said it. No, but it is true that But
what if Norm McDonald's say.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, that's what I was going to say. That's the
great quote you have it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
That he that gambling is the only addiction you can
make a lot of.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Money, which I think is is part of the part
of the addiction, you know. But again it's not as
though every gambler needs to be in g a.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Okay, but but but let's say on the same level,
you know, sex is an addiction. You can have an
addiction to sex, and and would you put one hundred
and fifty of those people on a ship and go, hey,
we got this next.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Much better cruise than the Alaska careers. I'll tell you
that now cruise you're gonna saturday up for.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Or out about this one. These twin sisters are tons
of funds.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
They both add up to one thousand pounds. Hey, we
got your free cruise. It's called the Buffet Express, and
we're gonna put you on a cruise to Alaska for
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Again, I think you're playing to the addiction part. And
the reality is most of the time you're not in
the casino. It's just for that chunk of time the
casino is open, right.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
But I will say that have you been on a
cruise that people do get addicted to them. It is
such a fabulous, unbelievable way to travel. You meet great
people who always who also have the same thing in common.
They you know, they love to eat and sleep. And
you get to be out on a cruise ship and
when you're in the middle of the ocean and I
was just talking to twall about this, and you can't

(29:47):
see land, and the moon's not out and it's totally
dark and you're looking out and you can hear the ship,
you can hear the ocean, you hear the waves. There's
nothing more peaceful than that in the world. If you
hear mo And I'm sure he'll bring it up. He's
pretty close to that addiction.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
I think.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh yeah, with cruises, I mean it is, it's restorative
and and look, if you do like to eat, drink
and gamble.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It is that. It is a sick scene. I mean
you really it's a twenty four hour party. Yeah, it
really is. It doesn't stop.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, I mean you can find you can find a
place to eat and drink at three in the morning.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Sure, and there's other stuff to do. There were there
are lectures on board, and of course it's stopping. The
cruise ship is stopping at all these various places.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
So the toughest thing on the cruise to do, by far,
is go to your cabin and go to sleep. Yeah,
because there's there's always a party on board, and you
have to leave that party and go and make a
conscious effort to go to sleep or else you're going
to be exhausted the next day.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
And that's something I couldn't do. You know. Leave the
party early, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
Leave the party early all the time, compliment it moves.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I didn't even get on the boat. I just go
down to watch it. Leave see it. It's not good
here you guys all. But I would love to go
on a cruise with a bunch of friends, not a
family mewmember as well. But it'd be great to go
on a cruise, you know, like we had everybody on
the show go and.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, I was just about to say, that would be
so much fun.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
And I'm surprised that a cruise line after something, especially
a run like this, doesn't tie in with us to
try to make that happen.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
You know, Mark, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I am shocked that we don't get more advertisers come on,
especially when I talk about how great products are, like
for instance, King Taco, always talking about King Tac. I
was talked about generators, always talking about in and out.
I talked about low's I talk about home Depot, Target, Walmart,
And yet very few people have come on board and said, hey,

(31:45):
you're our guy.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Well, the cruise thing the last I'll leave you with this.
The cruise thing you can actually make happen more easily
than a bunch of the others that you just mentioned,
because what you do is you block out a bunch
of rooms. You make a deal with the cruise line
for a while.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
We did that.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Oh you did, Yeah, we did that. I'll tell you
what happened. Okay, this is so my luck.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
So we about seven or eight years ago, a woman
in sales comes down and says, hey, we want to
do a cruise.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
We're gonna send you and one hundred listeners.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
We have to sell one hundred listeners or fifty cabins
to Hawaii on a cruise and then around the islands
for a couple of days, then fly you back, and
it's gonna be very inexpensive. I think it was like
five thousand dollars per room. So it's teven hours. Yeah,
one way, you go to Hawaii, cruise around the island,
and then fly back. And I said great, So the

(32:42):
very first night, we need one hundred people to sign
up in two month period. On the very first night,
twelve cabins gone. Beautiful night they expected none. The first night,
first night, twelve cabins gone. Second night, the Concordia turns
over in Italy, and we do three hours of people dying.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
On a cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh my god, and live reports from Italy and this
cruise ship turning over, and during the commercial breaks, join
us on a cruise to Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
The next night we had nine cabins that canceled and
only we're down to three.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
So wow.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's the tough part of doing of working for a
news station, is that you have to do that story.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, and we did.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
It three hours a night, and then during the commercial break,
come join us on a cruise. Forget those dead people
in Italy and the captain that left early and all
the people that are are still in the in the
ship somewhere suffocating and drowning, and join us on a
cruise to Hawaii. It was a really tough sell, all right, Mark,

(33:49):
thanks for coming in jin Projia. Nice to see you.
Moe Kelly's next right here on six

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