September 11, 2024 • 35 mins
All three fires get an acreage burned update; Dengue fever is in Baldwin Park from a mosquito. // Pilot talks about his mission to intercept one of the hijacked flights. // Apple unveils new iPhone 16 and more with AI features. selling Diane Feinstein's memorabilia // Campbell's Getting rid of soup in the name
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Quick update on the fires.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
The Bridge fire is the one that exploded overnight, went
into right Wood forty nine thousand and eight acres, forty
nine thousand and eight. The Airport fire, Tibuco Canyon. An
update on acreage there, twenty three thousand and one forty
another big fire, and then the Line fire. Sam Bernardino
thirty four thousand, seven hundred and twenty nine, thirty four thousand, Oh,
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it's been updated thirty six thousand. Another two thousand acres
thirty six thousand, four eighty one updated Just as I
gave the number, it clicked an update and it gave
me another two thousand acres, So a lot of acreage
over one hundred thousand, as Krozer pointed out, and it's
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bad news, just simply bad news. Another thing we have
to worry about is Mosquitos. We had such an unbelievable,
unprecedented heat spell. A lot of mosquitoes got pregnant, produced
a lot more mosquitoes, and now they're everywhere. And the
Los Angeles County Public Health Department has confirmed a case
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of local, locally acquired dunge gay fever. Yeah, from a
resident with no history of travel to areas where that
fever is an epidemic. Cord to the release the Health
Department issued Monday, the infected person is in Baldwin Park.
Dunge gay fever, transmitted primarily through the bite of an
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infected mosquito, can cause symptoms like high fever.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You got to listen to this.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you have a get by mosquito and these symptoms start,
you got to get some attention. High fever, severe headache,
pain behind your eyes, joint and muscle pain, rash, mildly eating,
nausea or vomiting, and in severe cases it might lead
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to uh. Dungey shock syndrome.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sounds like a Pepto Bismo commercial.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Die? Upset stomach?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, I bet, I bet Steph knows it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do you know it's stuff the pepto bismo So it
pop Upset stomach diarrhea, Yeah, that's the last one. That's
the last one.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach diary. Wow, man, you kids know this.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Diarrhea and you know the woman that sang diarrhea. I
sent it to her relatives in Cleveland, saying, Hey, I'm
I'm still in show business. Yeah, it's my daughter. What's
she doing out in California? Well you know that pepto
business commercial?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, I love that one. What does she do?
She's one that sings diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They hung up. So you to watch the for the fever,
the Big the Big Fever done gay Fever.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Now, if you have really good eyesight, you got a
really good eyesight, you can tell which mosquitos are gonna
bite you. Because if you look at a mosquito, and
again you have to have terrific eyesight. If you see
a little tiny wiener on the mosquito, it's a male.
He's not gonna bite you. Only the females bite you. Yeah. Yeah,
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if he has a wiener and the little tiny nuggets,
he's gonna just pass you by. He's off to you know,
he's looking for a other He's looking for female mosquitoes
like you are. You know, I have you ever been
This happened to me yesterday falling asleep. It's like, you know,
one one thirty in the morning, just about to sleep.
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You know, you can feel your body decompressing, and he
take that one big breath.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know you're gonna go off sleep and then here
I'm up.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm up, and I'm up until I find that effort
and killer. And that's what I do. I did that
bring up the flashlight?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Did you? I always just kind of there's no way
I can see it again.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
The other day, I was sitting in the couch and
just and he made a bee line right from my ear,
like there was no it was right ring my ear.
And I got up and I was like, I was like,
what the hell.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, it's a female mosquitos that will bite you.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I was sitting on the couch on Saturday and I
noticed one on right above my sock.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I guess they call it the ankle bitter.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And I went to kill it and it got away
before I could beat it to death, and it flew
off and hit the wall. I could see it hit
the wall and died. It just hit the wall and
fell to the ground and died.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And I said to my wife, I said.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I think that that mosquito was drunk flying.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think it bit me.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I've had a few night and I think that
mosquito got drunk, just biting me and flew right into
the wall and died. And I thought that was great
that mosquito went out enjoying yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Do you know what you never see?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know, flies have brains and hearts, and I don't
know if they have feelings, but you know they've got
a lot of the inner workings that we probably do.
I don't know whether they have a liver or a
not or a spleen, but they probably have a lot
of the organs that we have in a much smaller fashion.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But you know what you never see?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You never see a fly flying around the house having
a massive heart attack and just dropping. I've never seen that.
I've seen millions of flies in my life. I've never
seen one have a heart attack in mid flight and
go on.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Never saw Why do you think, why do you think
you haven't seen one?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Because they weren't holding their chest as they were crashing.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I just have never seen a fly flying around in
an ah bang and he's done. Never ever have I
seen it in my life, not one, not one. But
we have to be very careful of mosquitos. I know,
whether you're spraying or what you have to defend your
house from mosquitoes. I buy everything, everything that's available, and
I don't look at labels, whether it's indoor or outdoor.
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Everything is bedside with me. If there's a spray, it
says for outdoor use only, I cross that out with
a sharpie and I pump it right into next to
my bed. I don't care at this point if I live,
you know, twenty years less because I have I'm breathing
all this poisonon I'm not going to get bit by
these mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Everything is indoors for me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Tell us what's in your bed, your night stand drawer?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh, I have everything I've got.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I've got spray, I've got off I've got the little
zapper I've got in there.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I also I also have.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can't remember the name of this thing, but you light
it on fire and it literally is next to me,
and there's smoke coming out of it. I can breathe it.
I'm like dying of you know, of that smoke. But
at least the mosquitoes are going to get to me. Yeah,
I have all that crap. All that crap is right
next to my bed, and I know it's all poisonous,
and I could care less.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I could care less. I'm not gonna get bit by
these mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
They think they're coming up into my house like they're
going to come at anybody else's house.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
They are dead ass wrong. I fight like hell.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm up all night with a flashlight looking for him,
and I don't sleep until I find her and torture
her to death. Sometimes I catch her and she's still alive,
and then I pinch her head and flick it off
of her body and then throw her body outside with
her head.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
If you're just tuning in by the way again, yeah, Skeeters, Yeah,
I do the mosquitos because they are coming into attack me.
I have a policy in my house. I don't kill
any bugs in my house unless they bite or and
then game on. But if you're a cricket, I try
to usher you outside. I put you in a little
paper bag or top, and I throw you outside. If
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you're a cockroach, I don't necessarily catch you all the time,
but if I do, I think I think it's over. Yeah,
nor cockroach is done because they spread all kinds of
germs and cramp. But if you're a you know, like
a like a lizard, I see in the house once
or twice a year crickets, and I think it's because
of Jimity Cricket. You know that we all separate crickets
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from roaches. I think they're in the same family. But
because of Disney, we all think crickets are cool and
we try to save them and throw them outside.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
They'll have top hats and tuxedos.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
A grasshopper. I saw grasshopper in the house a couple
months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I talked him out. You know, I had to get
out back outside and enjoy himself. But if you sting
or bite, you're done. Spiders, bees, mosquitos, all of them,
you're done. I'm going after you with everything I got.
Have you seen this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Called a salt rifle where you pack it with table salt.
Oh yeah, the little rock salt.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah yeah, and you shoot it at a mosquito or
flying he kills it.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
I love the cornistals. They always show it in slow motion.
You see the fly gup.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, he's done.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Crozier did a story earlier on Campbell's soup. They're changing
it to they want to lose soup out of their name.
Are they just changing it to Campbell's salt Campbell, oh,
campbell co.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, but you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Remember when you had campbell soup as you know, when
you were a kid and you and you ate the
chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You knew it wasn't going to be great. You did
it anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You knew the noodles were going to be soft and
chewy and flat and not you know, mushy chicken tasteless.
The chicken pieces were like, you know, yeah, like two
or three small little ones, and then the actual liquid
is just salt.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But did you when you had Campbell's as a kid,
did you add the can of water.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like they say to or you go thick, go the
full board, just the can.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I did half a can, okay, I figured that was
a good sort of What about for tomato soup?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You go milk?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, my grandmother turned me on to that.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, you don't put milk in it? Yeah, gotchas. Oh
yeah you didn't know that. No, yeah, it turns in
a cream of tomato.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
I just thought it was like really thick soup water?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Wait, wait, you don't add a can of water to Campbell's.
Oh my God, you've never read the directions on a
Campbell's can. That company is one hundred and fifty years old.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're a great great great great grandmother could have read that.
I just thought it was really thick. That's great, that's great.
She had no idea. It's concentrated. Is awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You're supposed to add warter to that. Crabb milk, no idea,
that's so great? That is so rich. I guess it
is rich. Yeah, that's what it is. That's great. Good
for you, man.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
That's that's about like without any sort of liquid coming
out of the can. It's like cranberry sauce in the can.
It comes out in just one big hunk.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I love the immediate was that Lindsay or Kiki? I
love the immediacyed that way. You need to get into
that can and you can't bother reading the directions.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, I thought you wouldn't microwave it or.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You heated up. Pop it open like, oh it just
Popeye style. Squeeze the can, pop it into your mouth.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
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Speaker 2 (12:40):
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Speaker 1 (12:42):
I had never heard this story about nine to eleven before.
The fighter jets that were sent up to intercept the
planes that have been hijacked were not equipped with missiles
or guns to shoot those planes down. And I didn't
know that. And I've never heard this story so in
a place, whole thing with that interrupting it, it's wild
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never heard the story before.
Speaker 10 (13:06):
You were watching US Air Force Lieutenant General Mark Sasseville
suit up for the last time. Pleasure, thank you, walking
out to the fighter jet with his name on the side,
his call sign SASS taking off from Joint Bass Andrews
near Washington, This same base. We're twenty three years ago,
he was sent on a mission he thought could be
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his last. When you take off in your fighter jet,
I don't really know what your mission is.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
We don't really know what our mission is.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Two hijacked planes had hit the Twin Towers, and just
a few miles away another had hit the Pentagon.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
One of the memories I will stay with me forever
is seeing the Pentagon on fire and being able to
smell the fumes that were coming off of that, just
the burning concrete, the fuel from the airplane that had hit.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
He would get his orders, along with F sixteen pilot
twenty six year old Heather Penny, find a rogue passenger
jet United Flight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
F sixteen's did not have missiles on board.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
It was a different time, so Sassville, with two young
children at home, decided that they would ram the missing
hijacked plane with their fighter jets. The fighter pilots would
later discover the passengers and crew on flight ninety three
had stormed the cockpit, the plane crashing into a Shanksville,
Pennsylvania field.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
If those heroes on ninety three, and by the way,
those are the real heroes, if they hadn't taken action,
and they hadn't done what needed to be done, it
would have been a very different outcome for me and
my family.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
When you went home, your wife and kids are there,
whatn't you say?
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Well, I said nothing at first. I hugged them and
squeezed them very tightly, and I didn't tell them actually
for a while what had happened. And I told them
that I loved them and I was going to be
gone to work for a long time because something very
bad had happened to me.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
And Karen and the kids were there for his retirement ceremony.
I mean, after some forty years of service, there's.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Been a tremendous honor and a privilege to serve, and
a truly rare opportunity for me and my family to
make a difference.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
The fighter pilot who was prepared to give his own
life to save others.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wow, that's an unbelievable story. I've never heard that before.
In the twenty three years of you know, stories about
that day, I've never heard that those pilots in the
two F sixteens were sent up to take that plane
down by ramming it with their plane. I wonder if
they got close and you know, they're communicating with each other.
One was a female pilot, the other one was a
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male pilot. I wonder if they said, uh, you know,
who's going first here, because whoever's going first is probably
going to.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Be the only one.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I can't imagine United Flight ninety three can survive a
direct impact from an F sixteen And where would you
hit it? Would you try to go head on or
the side? I don't know, it's weird. It's odd to
think about it. A suicide assignment, is what it was,
you know, to go out and take that plane down
(16:06):
with your plane.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Man.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Oh man, my mom knew people inside the Pentagon at
the time because she worked with the government, So.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Wow, man, man, I I was paralyzed by that for
a long time, when you know, watching that on TV
and then watching the months and months of that building
smoldering too. Oh yeah, man. It was just just a
crazy time and everyone was so defeated. You know, people
didn't want to have kids. You thought the world was
(16:35):
coming to an end. And then we all got over
it and we got through it.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I had my daughter was born two weeks prior. Oh really, yeah,
so my mom was out here with my ex and
they were Karen for Sydney. And I remember being in
work at work that morning and when the second plane
hit and I was in a production room and that's
when we switched all the stations and I heard here
to Bill Handle and it was all I kept thinking
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was this is the world I brought my kid into.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So, like you said, you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Know, when we when we do remotes and we meet
people listening to KFI, I still get people saying that
the first time they heard KFI was they were listening
to Coast on nine to eleven. Yeah, they never they
never knew KFI existed, and they've been, you know, a
listener since, and that was a crazy time, crazy crazy
of time. Silver Lining, Yeah, yep, silver lining. But man,
(17:28):
the bravest guys and gals in the world in those
f sixteens that we're going to plow their jets into
another jet.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wow, what courage? What courage?
Speaker 9 (17:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
If we have any more updates on the fires, we
will have that for you. We have three major fires
burning here in southern California. The Breach Fire, which exploded
overnight into right Wood. Then we have the line fire
in San Bernardino headed up the mountain, still a lot
of people in big sleepless at night thinking about how
fast this fire could move towards them. And the airport
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fire down in Tribuco Canyon where a lot of the
resources have been set up to try to knock this
fire down before it gets over the hill into Lake
Elsnore and Riverside. So a lot of fuel out there
because of our rains over the last two years and
a lot of dry weather over the last week is
a perfect combination for these fires. But they got a
(18:30):
lot of man power out there, a lot of women
power out there, a lot of firefighters out there trying
to knock this crep down and Manda, they do a
great job. I saw a home today that had a
motor home next to it and everything around it was
burned except the home and the motor home. They were
able to keep that fire away from that guy's house,
which is remarkable, unbelievable. And the heat they're working under now,
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it's going to be better for the firefighters. You won't
get as many of the firefighters going, you know, being
taken the hospital for heat exhaustion, and hopefully they can
knock this crap down pretty quickly. It's gonna be cold
on Monday, low in the fifties, high in the sixties
for most of southern California on Monday, and then we
have a hurricane. Up to twenty two inches or twelve
(19:15):
inches I should say, of rain, five to ten foot
surge in New Orleans. Is this crouches this This looks
like it's headed right towards New Orleans again. But this
thing is not coming off of Florida. It's coming off
of Gulf. It's coming out from Mechaga.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
The counterclockwise winds are going to look like it's going
to bring it right back to some degree.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh man, I hope they can handle it this time.
I hope they got enough pumps and you know, enough
of the you know the water breaks there to keep
the water out of that town.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's wild, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We have a brand new iPhone that's come out with
new features. So if you have an iPhone sixteen fifteen fourteen,
you're probably kicking yourself with the ass because every time
you get a new phone, there's a new one that
comes out with new features. Let's find out what the
new features are in the new Apple phone.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
It could be the next big chapter for Apple.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
We are thrilled to introduce the first iPhones designed from
the ground up for Apple Intelligence.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
In iPhone sixteen that promises to help you clean up
your emails and better organize your photos.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I need that, I need that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I got a lot of dupes, dupes, duplicate photos in
my phone.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Apple says. The new smartphone also boasts a smarter serie.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hey, Siri, who is the architect behind the Museum of Wait, No,
not the museum, the Palace of Fine Arts.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, you can change it midway. That's great.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Bernard Maybeck design the Palace of Fine Arts.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
And then there's the custom emojis or jed moojis, and
you'll be able to create a new emoji simply by
typing a description. The phone will also have a new button,
which won't only function as a camera shutter, but as
an AI tool. Simply pointed at something and your phone
will tell you more about what. Simply pointed at something
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in your phone will tell you more about it?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Eh?
Speaker 11 (21:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
AI?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So you can take a picture of, like, you know,
a baseball and it'll tell you about baseball, or take
a picture of flower and he'll tell you where that
flower originally came from.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Yeah, you just gotta it's up to you to determine
how much you want to believe what it tells you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, that's true. That's probably true with the lung. But
I know this is going to happen. Guy's going to
take a photo and say, hey, what is this, And
Siriah's gonna have to say, that's a solid or semi
solid remains of food that could not be digested or absorbed.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Human feces is what That picture is? Better? Question, why
are you taking this photo?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
You have been reported to the proper authorities.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's right. What's happening with you? What's going on with
you in your life?
Speaker 12 (21:50):
Analysts say the iPhone sixteen and Apple Intelligence or the
company's racehorse and an AI spread that's getting faster.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
Well, this is the big trend happening here in the
tech industry.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
A AI is going to dominate man In ten years,
we won't recognize anything that we're using right now.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Everyone is adding AI features, degenerative AI features to their software,
from Microsoft to Google, and now Apple, and they're integrating
it right into the operating system level, and that really
is going to make AI go mainstream.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
The catch the top end iPhone sixteen pros, which start
at one thousand dollars. Who won't include most of the
AI features when it hits stores on September twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Why well, then why talk about it?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
The first set of features will be available in beta
next month.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh okay, we got to wait another month, with more
features rolling out in the months to come.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
The company taking more time to get it right on
the AI rollout. The company also unveiled a number of
other products, including new slimmer Apple watches and are a
fresh suite of AirPods pros that can serve as clinical
great hearing aids.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have on
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I am too. I'm with this guy.
Speaker 13 (23:00):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That guy is totally investigating.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Sounds so excited about what's happening.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, he sounds like an AI hole.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
He sounds like the guy. Who's the guy?
Speaker 12 (23:21):
Was it on.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one.
So many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Like a jawelser, jawls are swollen.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
There's an issue there.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
S company.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Really, all right, well, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm glad to see that your excitement level is so high,
so quickly over stuff that really.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Doesn't make anybody else happy.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
But Apple's big bet is on consumers upgrading to the
smarter iPhones. With hardware sales of the iPhone declining, the
company is trying to draw on consumers on Apple Intelligence,
which Apple says it will not push to phones older
than last year's iPhone fifteen pros.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh no, if you want AI Apple Intelligence, you have
to have a new phone. It's not It could give
you the same quality and the same experience in older phones,
but they want to make you buy a new phone.
Oh yeah, so your SOL with your SOL with AI.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
So if you want these AI capabilities, Apple is asking
you to shell out a good amount of money to
get them.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yep, thousand bucks at least. Experts advice if.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Your old iPhone is not working, well it's two, three,
four years old.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Then sure go and upgrade it.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
But if you've got an iPhone last year, you're not
going to see substantial improvements.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Might we screw it? Then you're not excited at it all.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I love that guy at the beginning, though, he's so
he's so crazy. I'm really excited, really really slitt of man.
It sounds like Harry carry it then regularly failed.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm very Take me out to the ball game. It's
one two.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
It's funny because his face looks like he sounds too.
Was that right, Tim Cook?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Wait that's Tim Cook? No way, God, this Tim. This
sounds like Tim Cook's dad, her grandfather. Man, oh man,
I thought Tim Cook was a young guy.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
He's recent pictures of him, don't He doesn't look like
he's agent.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't know if there's an issue or something, but yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Know what I think it is.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I think the same thing has happened to past
CEOs of Apple. I think they're around these electronics all
day and all night and that and that really tears
him up. You know, you can't be around electronics. That's
why they say keep your Apple phone, don't keep it
near your bed. You can't have all those waves microwaves
going through your body all night, you know, keep it
away from your bed.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, sure, there's gotta be to that. I think I
don't know. I tend to think so, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
More we don't know than we do.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Do You remember before we had speakers on our phone,
we had to hold them to our head. Remember how
hot your ear used to get on fire?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But I don't know. I think there's something to do it.
But I can't believe this is Tim Cook.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh man, that guy sends you one hundred and forty.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But I think that's the result of being around electronics
your whole life.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Who knows.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
We'll keep an eye on those three fires, Bridge fire
line fire and the airport fire, and we'll have updates
all night long. Hopefully they can get a handle the
air in the cool the cool air coming in over
the next week will be terrific, especially Monday. There are
most of the communities in southern California on Monday will
not even see seventy degrees. It'll be in the mid
(26:54):
sixties to high sixties for almost everybody in southern California,
even the Anelope Valley, even the High Desert. I'm a
high of sixty eight on Monday. So that's great. It's
going to be cold. Cold weather's coming in freezing weather,
all right. I looked this up because I wanted to
(27:14):
find out if this was true. Somebody told me this
today and I did the math, and it's true. If
you took the money of the top five people in
the world, the wealthiest five people in the world, Elon
Muss number one, Jeff Bezos, Amazon number two, Larry Ellison
number three, Mark Zuckerberg number four, and Bernard on Halt
(27:37):
and Family number five. He's a French guy. The other
runs are Americans. If you add up all the money
that they're worth, the top five people in the world
one trillion dollars. A trillion dollars for the top five
people Jeff Bezos. Yesterday the stock was up two point
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three percent, so that means Jeff Bezos yesterday, in one day, yesterday,
while you were, you know, making what eighteen dollars an
hour working at the Amazon or you know, McDonald's wherever
you're working. Yesterday, Jeff Bezos made four point six billion
dollars yesterday, one day. Four point six billion dollars in
(28:27):
one day. Your family hasn't made four point six billion
dollars since the beginning of time. For most people listening
right now, you know why, because we're losers. We're losers,
all right. The nine month cruises over, it comes to
an end. These people went on a cruise for nine months,
nine months, the ultimate world cruise.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
This is nine months.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
And right now we are in Miami.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Passengers on Royal Caribbean Serenade of the Seas just spent
the better part of a year with thousands of total strangers.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's just crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
All the things we've done, the places we've seen, the
people we've met that are coming gone.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
To set the stage. The journey kicked off in the
Americas with stops at Christ the Redeemer and machu Peach,
You ultimately covering seven continents, eight world wonders, and sixty
five countries.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I've never been on TikTok and all of a sudden,
I wasn't in the TikTok sensation.
Speaker 16 (29:20):
I am happy.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Wait what you'd never been on TikTok?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I've never been on TikTok okay, and all of a sudden,
I wasn't in the TikTok sensation.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm gonna stay on high alert whether that's true or not.
I've never heard of this woman. I don't know whether
it's what constituted constitutes a sensation.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I am how withdrawal.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I need to clean the public vacuuming up videos from
passengers like Adda Larson who came with her husband and
plump down roughly one hundred and twenty thousand dollars. What
inspired you to do this?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Drinking?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We drank one night we bought a nine month cruise.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
My husband had just retired, and we are avid cruisis.
They told us the price and I looked at my
husband and he just said, you're going to book it anyways.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
To the Sweatshee sisters, both students.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
We're going to see you guys in through our room
boom decoration.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Nine months on the high seas man, oh man, Now
I see it with my luck. I'd, you know, get
the cruise with my wife, would throw it on nineteen
different credit cards. And then we get our cabin and
the guy next door is irritating as hell, you know.
The first night, bang bang on the walls all night,
drinking all night, telling loud stories.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And that's my room. That's my neighbor for nine months.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Who crafted a sweet door and connected with staff.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
The community on board was incredible and they held us
accountable for our homework.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
The trip was not without some rough water. Videos of
stormy weather racked up millions of views, and early on
the ship had a changed course on account of the
war in the Middle East. Still, the Serenade completed seventy
five thousand miles with no major issues reported so far.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Man, that's wild. Seventy five thousand miles in nine months.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
A trip many passengers said they were sad to see it.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
It's just truly the adventure of a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, she did seem sad. I'll give you that, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Diane Feinstein, who had passed away I believe earlier this year,
within the last year or so, and her personal items
are up for auction.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Many of Diane Feinstein's personal belongings will be put up
for auction next month. The longtime senator from California died
last year. The items being sold include her jewelry, furniture,
and a collection of American art.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
God man, the kids want to get rid of everything.
They took everything, just threw it into the auction house.
Speaker 12 (31:40):
Chear.
Speaker 16 (31:41):
The items being sold include her jewelry.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
They're selling her jewelry.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Furniture, and a collection of American art.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Got it, nothing was sacred.
Speaker 16 (31:49):
Everything goes also as you would expect, many items of
political memorabilia, including a nineteen ninety letter from former President
Carter and three Senate roll call documents from significant vote
during Feinstein's career.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
If you're a big Guy fan, you can purchase those.
We talked about this earlier. Campbell's Soup is losing soup.
They're just gonna be called Campbell's or Campbell's Company.
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Well, when somebody says Campbell's, there's a good chance you
think of soup.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's right. I think everybody does.
Speaker 17 (32:17):
But the company wants to change that. After one hundred
and fifty five years, the company is planning to change
its name from the Campbell's Soup Company to just playing
the Campbell's company the idea of being it sells more
than soup. Campbell's also owns snack brands like Goldfish and
Pepperich Farm.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I didn't know they owned Goldfish.
Speaker 17 (32:32):
I didn't know that brands like Goldfish and Pepperidch Farm.
They'll still make soup, though the aim change has to
be approved by shareholders.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Speaking of food, discount groceries at Amazon.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
Amazon widening the grocery aisle, announcing Amazon's Saver, what they're
describing as a new no frills brand aimed at helping
consumers stretch their dollars. The new Saver's line facing off
against other budget friendly brands like Walmart's Great Value, Target's
Good and Gather and shoprites Bowl and Basket. Amazon says
it will offer grocery staples like cookies, canned fruit, and condiments,
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many of which they say will be priced for less
than five bucks. Already available to purchase from the new line,
items like this forty two ounce can of oats for
three ninety nine, several flavors of fifteen ounce coffee creamers
for three forty nine each, and a fifteen ounce can
of traditional pizza sauce for a dollar nine, the.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sweet Deal, Sweet Deal Pizza sauce for buck nine.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
The idea is that the basic products are less expensive,
especially for those products that you keep buying over and over.
Speaker 14 (33:36):
In that's right, and when we don't know how all
these new Amazon items will be priced.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Or taste, taste might be another factor.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
That fifteen ounce jar of their pizza sauce at a
dollar and nine cents offers a comparison point for shopper.
In New Jersey, we priced a fourteen ounce jar of
Walmart's Great Value Pizza Sauce at a dollar fifty two.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh, that sounds good. Walmart Great Value Pizza Sauce.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
Great Value Pizza sauce at a dollar fifty two. Shopwrites
bowl and basket fourteen ounce star was a dollar seventy nine,
and the same size of Targets Good and Gathered pizza
sauce was a dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, but they're going what buck nine.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
What is different about Amazon is that the logistics of
them handling the product to the customer is at the top.
They are able to get this product very quickly, and.
Speaker 14 (34:26):
While grocery prices are stabilizing after those.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We should do a taste test here one day. The
Amazon pizza sauce, the generic pizza sauce from Von's, and
the generic pizza sauce from Walmart.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
See which one of those is really delicious? Who knows?
Speaker 17 (34:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Mee Kelly is coming up next on KFI AM six
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It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Quick update on the fires.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
The Bridge fire is the one that exploded overnight, went
into right Wood forty nine thousand and eight acres, forty
nine thousand and eight. The Airport fire, Tibuco Canyon. An
update on acreage there, twenty three thousand and one forty
another big fire, and then the Line fire. Sam Bernardino
thirty four thousand, seven hundred and twenty nine, thirty four thousand, Oh,
(00:34):
it's been updated thirty six thousand. Another two thousand acres
thirty six thousand, four eighty one updated Just as I
gave the number, it clicked an update and it gave
me another two thousand acres, So a lot of acreage
over one hundred thousand, as Krozer pointed out, and it's
(00:55):
bad news, just simply bad news. Another thing we have
to worry about is Mosquitos. We had such an unbelievable,
unprecedented heat spell. A lot of mosquitoes got pregnant, produced
a lot more mosquitoes, and now they're everywhere. And the
Los Angeles County Public Health Department has confirmed a case
(01:17):
of local, locally acquired dunge gay fever. Yeah, from a
resident with no history of travel to areas where that
fever is an epidemic. Cord to the release the Health
Department issued Monday, the infected person is in Baldwin Park.
Dunge gay fever, transmitted primarily through the bite of an
(01:38):
infected mosquito, can cause symptoms like high fever.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You got to listen to this.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you have a get by mosquito and these symptoms start,
you got to get some attention. High fever, severe headache,
pain behind your eyes, joint and muscle pain, rash, mildly eating,
nausea or vomiting, and in severe cases it might lead
(02:06):
to uh. Dungey shock syndrome.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sounds like a Pepto Bismo commercial.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Die? Upset stomach?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, I bet, I bet Steph knows it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do you know it's stuff the pepto bismo So it
pop Upset stomach diarrhea, Yeah, that's the last one. That's
the last one.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach diary. Wow, man, you kids know this.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Diarrhea and you know the woman that sang diarrhea. I
sent it to her relatives in Cleveland, saying, Hey, I'm
I'm still in show business. Yeah, it's my daughter. What's
she doing out in California? Well you know that pepto
business commercial?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, I love that one. What does she do?
She's one that sings diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They hung up. So you to watch the for the fever,
the Big the Big Fever done gay Fever.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Now, if you have really good eyesight, you got a
really good eyesight, you can tell which mosquitos are gonna
bite you. Because if you look at a mosquito, and
again you have to have terrific eyesight. If you see
a little tiny wiener on the mosquito, it's a male.
He's not gonna bite you. Only the females bite you. Yeah. Yeah,
(03:30):
if he has a wiener and the little tiny nuggets,
he's gonna just pass you by. He's off to you know,
he's looking for a other He's looking for female mosquitoes
like you are. You know, I have you ever been
This happened to me yesterday falling asleep. It's like, you know,
one one thirty in the morning, just about to sleep.
(03:50):
You know, you can feel your body decompressing, and he
take that one big breath.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know you're gonna go off sleep and then here
I'm up.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm up, and I'm up until I find that effort
and killer. And that's what I do. I did that
bring up the flashlight?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Did you? I always just kind of there's no way
I can see it again.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
The other day, I was sitting in the couch and
just and he made a bee line right from my ear,
like there was no it was right ring my ear.
And I got up and I was like, I was like,
what the hell.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, it's a female mosquitos that will bite you.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I was sitting on the couch on Saturday and I
noticed one on right above my sock.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I guess they call it the ankle bitter.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And I went to kill it and it got away
before I could beat it to death, and it flew
off and hit the wall. I could see it hit
the wall and died. It just hit the wall and
fell to the ground and died.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And I said to my wife, I said.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I think that that mosquito was drunk flying.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think it bit me.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I've had a few night and I think that
mosquito got drunk, just biting me and flew right into
the wall and died. And I thought that was great
that mosquito went out enjoying yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Do you know what you never see?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know, flies have brains and hearts, and I don't
know if they have feelings, but you know they've got
a lot of the inner workings that we probably do.
I don't know whether they have a liver or a
not or a spleen, but they probably have a lot
of the organs that we have in a much smaller fashion.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But you know what you never see?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You never see a fly flying around the house having
a massive heart attack and just dropping. I've never seen that.
I've seen millions of flies in my life. I've never
seen one have a heart attack in mid flight and
go on.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Never saw Why do you think, why do you think
you haven't seen one?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Because they weren't holding their chest as they were crashing.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I just have never seen a fly flying around in
an ah bang and he's done. Never ever have I
seen it in my life, not one, not one. But
we have to be very careful of mosquitos. I know,
whether you're spraying or what you have to defend your
house from mosquitoes. I buy everything, everything that's available, and
I don't look at labels, whether it's indoor or outdoor.
(06:17):
Everything is bedside with me. If there's a spray, it
says for outdoor use only, I cross that out with
a sharpie and I pump it right into next to
my bed. I don't care at this point if I live,
you know, twenty years less because I have I'm breathing
all this poisonon I'm not going to get bit by
these mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Everything is indoors for me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Tell us what's in your bed, your night stand drawer?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh, I have everything I've got.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I've got spray, I've got off I've got the little
zapper I've got in there.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I also I also have.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can't remember the name of this thing, but you light
it on fire and it literally is next to me,
and there's smoke coming out of it. I can breathe it.
I'm like dying of you know, of that smoke. But
at least the mosquitoes are going to get to me. Yeah,
I have all that crap. All that crap is right
next to my bed, and I know it's all poisonous,
and I could care less.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I could care less. I'm not gonna get bit by
these mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
They think they're coming up into my house like they're
going to come at anybody else's house.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
They are dead ass wrong. I fight like hell.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm up all night with a flashlight looking for him,
and I don't sleep until I find her and torture
her to death. Sometimes I catch her and she's still alive,
and then I pinch her head and flick it off
of her body and then throw her body outside with
her head.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The mosquitos.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
If you're just tuning in by the way again, yeah, Skeeters, Yeah,
I do the mosquitos because they are coming into attack me.
I have a policy in my house. I don't kill
any bugs in my house unless they bite or and
then game on. But if you're a cricket, I try
to usher you outside. I put you in a little
paper bag or top, and I throw you outside. If
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you're a cockroach, I don't necessarily catch you all the time,
but if I do, I think I think it's over. Yeah,
nor cockroach is done because they spread all kinds of
germs and cramp. But if you're a you know, like
a like a lizard, I see in the house once
or twice a year crickets, and I think it's because
of Jimity Cricket. You know that we all separate crickets
(08:31):
from roaches. I think they're in the same family. But
because of Disney, we all think crickets are cool and
we try to save them and throw them outside.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
They'll have top hats and tuxedos.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
A grasshopper. I saw grasshopper in the house a couple
months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I talked him out. You know, I had to get
out back outside and enjoy himself. But if you sting
or bite, you're done. Spiders, bees, mosquitos, all of them,
you're done. I'm going after you with everything I got.
Have you seen this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Called a salt rifle where you pack it with table salt.
Oh yeah, the little rock salt.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah yeah, and you shoot it at a mosquito or
flying he kills it.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
I love the cornistals. They always show it in slow motion.
You see the fly gup.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, he's done.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Crozier did a story earlier on Campbell's soup. They're changing
it to they want to lose soup out of their name.
Are they just changing it to Campbell's salt Campbell, oh,
campbell co.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, but you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Remember when you had campbell soup as you know, when
you were a kid and you and you ate the
chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You knew it wasn't going to be great. You did
it anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You knew the noodles were going to be soft and
chewy and flat and not you know, mushy chicken tasteless.
The chicken pieces were like, you know, yeah, like two
or three small little ones, and then the actual liquid
is just salt.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That's all it is.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But did you when you had Campbell's as a kid,
did you add the can of water.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like they say to or you go thick, go the
full board, just the can.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I did half a can, okay, I figured that was
a good sort of What about for tomato soup?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You go milk?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, my grandmother turned me on to that.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, you don't put milk in it? Yeah, gotchas. Oh
yeah you didn't know that. No, yeah, it turns in
a cream of tomato.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
I just thought it was like really thick soup water?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Wait, wait, you don't add a can of water to Campbell's.
Oh my God, you've never read the directions on a
Campbell's can. That company is one hundred and fifty years old.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're a great great great great grandmother could have read that.
I just thought it was really thick. That's great, that's great.
She had no idea. It's concentrated. Is awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You're supposed to add warter to that. Crabb milk, no idea,
that's so great? That is so rich. I guess it
is rich. Yeah, that's what it is. That's great. Good
for you, man.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
That's that's about like without any sort of liquid coming
out of the can. It's like cranberry sauce in the can.
It comes out in just one big hunk.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I love the immediate was that Lindsay or Kiki? I
love the immediacyed that way. You need to get into
that can and you can't bother reading the directions.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, I thought you wouldn't microwave it or.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You heated up. Pop it open like, oh it just
Popeye style. Squeeze the can, pop it into your mouth.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
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Speaker 1 (12:42):
I had never heard this story about nine to eleven before.
The fighter jets that were sent up to intercept the
planes that have been hijacked were not equipped with missiles
or guns to shoot those planes down. And I didn't
know that. And I've never heard this story so in
a place, whole thing with that interrupting it, it's wild
(13:05):
never heard the story before.
Speaker 10 (13:06):
You were watching US Air Force Lieutenant General Mark Sasseville
suit up for the last time. Pleasure, thank you, walking
out to the fighter jet with his name on the side,
his call sign SASS taking off from Joint Bass Andrews
near Washington, This same base. We're twenty three years ago,
he was sent on a mission he thought could be
(13:28):
his last. When you take off in your fighter jet,
I don't really know what your mission is.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
We don't really know what our mission is.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Two hijacked planes had hit the Twin Towers, and just
a few miles away another had hit the Pentagon.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
One of the memories I will stay with me forever
is seeing the Pentagon on fire and being able to
smell the fumes that were coming off of that, just
the burning concrete, the fuel from the airplane that had hit.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
He would get his orders, along with F sixteen pilot
twenty six year old Heather Penny, find a rogue passenger
jet United Flight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
F sixteen's did not have missiles on board.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
It was a different time, so Sassville, with two young
children at home, decided that they would ram the missing
hijacked plane with their fighter jets. The fighter pilots would
later discover the passengers and crew on flight ninety three
had stormed the cockpit, the plane crashing into a Shanksville,
Pennsylvania field.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
If those heroes on ninety three, and by the way,
those are the real heroes, if they hadn't taken action,
and they hadn't done what needed to be done, it
would have been a very different outcome for me and
my family.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
When you went home, your wife and kids are there,
whatn't you say?
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Well, I said nothing at first. I hugged them and
squeezed them very tightly, and I didn't tell them actually
for a while what had happened. And I told them
that I loved them and I was going to be
gone to work for a long time because something very
bad had happened to me.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
And Karen and the kids were there for his retirement ceremony.
I mean, after some forty years of service, there's.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Been a tremendous honor and a privilege to serve, and
a truly rare opportunity for me and my family to
make a difference.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
The fighter pilot who was prepared to give his own
life to save others.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wow, that's an unbelievable story. I've never heard that before.
In the twenty three years of you know, stories about
that day, I've never heard that those pilots in the
two F sixteens were sent up to take that plane
down by ramming it with their plane. I wonder if
they got close and you know, they're communicating with each other.
One was a female pilot, the other one was a
(15:36):
male pilot. I wonder if they said, uh, you know,
who's going first here, because whoever's going first is probably
going to.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Be the only one.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I can't imagine United Flight ninety three can survive a
direct impact from an F sixteen And where would you
hit it? Would you try to go head on or
the side? I don't know, it's weird. It's odd to
think about it. A suicide assignment, is what it was,
you know, to go out and take that plane down
(16:06):
with your plane.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Man.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Oh man, my mom knew people inside the Pentagon at
the time because she worked with the government, So.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Wow, man, man, I I was paralyzed by that for
a long time, when you know, watching that on TV
and then watching the months and months of that building
smoldering too. Oh yeah, man. It was just just a
crazy time and everyone was so defeated. You know, people
didn't want to have kids. You thought the world was
(16:35):
coming to an end. And then we all got over
it and we got through it.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I had my daughter was born two weeks prior. Oh really, yeah,
so my mom was out here with my ex and
they were Karen for Sydney. And I remember being in
work at work that morning and when the second plane
hit and I was in a production room and that's
when we switched all the stations and I heard here
to Bill Handle and it was all I kept thinking
(17:02):
was this is the world I brought my kid into.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So, like you said, you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Know, when we when we do remotes and we meet
people listening to KFI, I still get people saying that
the first time they heard KFI was they were listening
to Coast on nine to eleven. Yeah, they never they
never knew KFI existed, and they've been, you know, a
listener since, and that was a crazy time, crazy crazy
of time. Silver Lining, Yeah, yep, silver lining. But man,
(17:28):
the bravest guys and gals in the world in those
f sixteens that we're going to plow their jets into
another jet.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wow, what courage? What courage?
Speaker 9 (17:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
If we have any more updates on the fires, we
will have that for you. We have three major fires
burning here in southern California. The Breach Fire, which exploded
overnight into right Wood. Then we have the line fire
in San Bernardino headed up the mountain, still a lot
of people in big sleepless at night thinking about how
fast this fire could move towards them. And the airport
(18:08):
fire down in Tribuco Canyon where a lot of the
resources have been set up to try to knock this
fire down before it gets over the hill into Lake
Elsnore and Riverside. So a lot of fuel out there
because of our rains over the last two years and
a lot of dry weather over the last week is
a perfect combination for these fires. But they got a
(18:30):
lot of man power out there, a lot of women
power out there, a lot of firefighters out there trying
to knock this crep down and Manda, they do a
great job. I saw a home today that had a
motor home next to it and everything around it was
burned except the home and the motor home. They were
able to keep that fire away from that guy's house,
which is remarkable, unbelievable. And the heat they're working under now,
(18:54):
it's going to be better for the firefighters. You won't
get as many of the firefighters going, you know, being
taken the hospital for heat exhaustion, and hopefully they can
knock this crap down pretty quickly. It's gonna be cold
on Monday, low in the fifties, high in the sixties
for most of southern California on Monday, and then we
have a hurricane. Up to twenty two inches or twelve
(19:15):
inches I should say, of rain, five to ten foot
surge in New Orleans. Is this crouches this This looks
like it's headed right towards New Orleans again. But this
thing is not coming off of Florida. It's coming off
of Gulf. It's coming out from Mechaga.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
The counterclockwise winds are going to look like it's going
to bring it right back to some degree.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh man, I hope they can handle it this time.
I hope they got enough pumps and you know, enough
of the you know the water breaks there to keep
the water out of that town.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's wild, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We have a brand new iPhone that's come out with
new features. So if you have an iPhone sixteen fifteen fourteen,
you're probably kicking yourself with the ass because every time
you get a new phone, there's a new one that
comes out with new features. Let's find out what the
new features are in the new Apple phone.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
It could be the next big chapter for Apple.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
We are thrilled to introduce the first iPhones designed from
the ground up for Apple Intelligence.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
In iPhone sixteen that promises to help you clean up
your emails and better organize your photos.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I need that, I need that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I got a lot of dupes, dupes, duplicate photos in
my phone.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Apple says. The new smartphone also boasts a smarter serie.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hey, Siri, who is the architect behind the Museum of Wait, No,
not the museum, the Palace of Fine Arts.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, you can change it midway. That's great.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Bernard Maybeck design the Palace of Fine Arts.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
And then there's the custom emojis or jed moojis, and
you'll be able to create a new emoji simply by
typing a description. The phone will also have a new button,
which won't only function as a camera shutter, but as
an AI tool. Simply pointed at something and your phone
will tell you more about what. Simply pointed at something
(21:03):
in your phone will tell you more about it?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Eh?
Speaker 11 (21:07):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
AI?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So you can take a picture of, like, you know,
a baseball and it'll tell you about baseball, or take
a picture of flower and he'll tell you where that
flower originally came from.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Yeah, you just gotta it's up to you to determine
how much you want to believe what it tells you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, that's true. That's probably true with the lung. But
I know this is going to happen. Guy's going to
take a photo and say, hey, what is this, And
Siriah's gonna have to say, that's a solid or semi
solid remains of food that could not be digested or absorbed.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Human feces is what That picture is? Better? Question, why
are you taking this photo?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
You have been reported to the proper authorities.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's right. What's happening with you? What's going on with
you in your life?
Speaker 12 (21:50):
Analysts say the iPhone sixteen and Apple Intelligence or the
company's racehorse and an AI spread that's getting faster.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
Well, this is the big trend happening here in the
tech industry.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
A AI is going to dominate man In ten years,
we won't recognize anything that we're using right now.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Everyone is adding AI features, degenerative AI features to their software,
from Microsoft to Google, and now Apple, and they're integrating
it right into the operating system level, and that really
is going to make AI go mainstream.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
The catch the top end iPhone sixteen pros, which start
at one thousand dollars. Who won't include most of the
AI features when it hits stores on September twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Why well, then why talk about it?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
The first set of features will be available in beta
next month.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Oh okay, we got to wait another month, with more
features rolling out in the months to come.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
The company taking more time to get it right on
the AI rollout. The company also unveiled a number of
other products, including new slimmer Apple watches and are a
fresh suite of AirPods pros that can serve as clinical
great hearing aids.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have on
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I am too. I'm with this guy.
Speaker 13 (23:00):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That guy is totally investigating.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Sounds so excited about what's happening.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, he sounds like an AI hole.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
He sounds like the guy. Who's the guy?
Speaker 12 (23:21):
Was it on.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one.
So many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Like a jawelser, jawls are swollen.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
There's an issue there.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
S company.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Really, all right, well, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm glad to see that your excitement level is so high,
so quickly over stuff that really.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Doesn't make anybody else happy.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
But Apple's big bet is on consumers upgrading to the
smarter iPhones. With hardware sales of the iPhone declining, the
company is trying to draw on consumers on Apple Intelligence,
which Apple says it will not push to phones older
than last year's iPhone fifteen pros.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh no, if you want AI Apple Intelligence, you have
to have a new phone. It's not It could give
you the same quality and the same experience in older phones,
but they want to make you buy a new phone.
Oh yeah, so your SOL with your SOL with AI.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
So if you want these AI capabilities, Apple is asking
you to shell out a good amount of money to
get them.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yep, thousand bucks at least. Experts advice if.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Your old iPhone is not working, well it's two, three,
four years old.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Then sure go and upgrade it.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
But if you've got an iPhone last year, you're not
going to see substantial improvements.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Might we screw it? Then you're not excited at it all.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I love that guy at the beginning, though, he's so
he's so crazy. I'm really excited, really really slitt of man.
It sounds like Harry carry it then regularly failed.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm very Take me out to the ball game. It's
one two.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
It's funny because his face looks like he sounds too.
Was that right, Tim Cook?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Wait that's Tim Cook? No way, God, this Tim. This
sounds like Tim Cook's dad, her grandfather. Man, oh man,
I thought Tim Cook was a young guy.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
He's recent pictures of him, don't He doesn't look like
he's agent.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't know if there's an issue or something, but yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Know what I think it is.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I think the same thing has happened to past
CEOs of Apple. I think they're around these electronics all
day and all night and that and that really tears
him up. You know, you can't be around electronics. That's
why they say keep your Apple phone, don't keep it
near your bed. You can't have all those waves microwaves
going through your body all night, you know, keep it
away from your bed.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, sure, there's gotta be to that. I think I
don't know. I tend to think so, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
More we don't know than we do.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Do You remember before we had speakers on our phone,
we had to hold them to our head. Remember how
hot your ear used to get on fire?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But I don't know. I think there's something to do it.
But I can't believe this is Tim Cook.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I'm really excited about the impact this will have one
so many people's lives.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh man, that guy sends you one hundred and forty.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But I think that's the result of being around electronics
your whole life.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Who knows.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
We'll keep an eye on those three fires, Bridge fire
line fire and the airport fire, and we'll have updates
all night long. Hopefully they can get a handle the
air in the cool the cool air coming in over
the next week will be terrific, especially Monday. There are
most of the communities in southern California on Monday will
not even see seventy degrees. It'll be in the mid
(26:54):
sixties to high sixties for almost everybody in southern California,
even the Anelope Valley, even the High Desert. I'm a
high of sixty eight on Monday. So that's great. It's
going to be cold. Cold weather's coming in freezing weather,
all right. I looked this up because I wanted to
(27:14):
find out if this was true. Somebody told me this
today and I did the math, and it's true. If
you took the money of the top five people in
the world, the wealthiest five people in the world, Elon
Muss number one, Jeff Bezos, Amazon number two, Larry Ellison
number three, Mark Zuckerberg number four, and Bernard on Halt
(27:37):
and Family number five. He's a French guy. The other
runs are Americans. If you add up all the money
that they're worth, the top five people in the world
one trillion dollars. A trillion dollars for the top five
people Jeff Bezos. Yesterday the stock was up two point
(28:00):
three percent, so that means Jeff Bezos yesterday, in one day, yesterday,
while you were, you know, making what eighteen dollars an
hour working at the Amazon or you know, McDonald's wherever
you're working. Yesterday, Jeff Bezos made four point six billion
dollars yesterday, one day. Four point six billion dollars in
(28:27):
one day. Your family hasn't made four point six billion
dollars since the beginning of time. For most people listening
right now, you know why, because we're losers. We're losers,
all right. The nine month cruises over, it comes to
an end. These people went on a cruise for nine months,
nine months, the ultimate world cruise.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
This is nine months.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
And right now we are in Miami.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Passengers on Royal Caribbean Serenade of the Seas just spent
the better part of a year with thousands of total strangers.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's just crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
All the things we've done, the places we've seen, the
people we've met that are coming gone.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
To set the stage. The journey kicked off in the
Americas with stops at Christ the Redeemer and machu Peach,
You ultimately covering seven continents, eight world wonders, and sixty
five countries.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I've never been on TikTok and all of a sudden,
I wasn't in the TikTok sensation.
Speaker 16 (29:20):
I am happy.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Wait what you'd never been on TikTok?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I've never been on TikTok okay, and all of a sudden,
I wasn't in the TikTok sensation.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm gonna stay on high alert whether that's true or not.
I've never heard of this woman. I don't know whether
it's what constituted constitutes a sensation.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I am how withdrawal.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I need to clean the public vacuuming up videos from
passengers like Adda Larson who came with her husband and
plump down roughly one hundred and twenty thousand dollars. What
inspired you to do this?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Drinking?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We drank one night we bought a nine month cruise.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
My husband had just retired, and we are avid cruisis.
They told us the price and I looked at my
husband and he just said, you're going to book it anyways.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
To the Sweatshee sisters, both students.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
We're going to see you guys in through our room
boom decoration.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Nine months on the high seas man, oh man, Now
I see it with my luck. I'd, you know, get
the cruise with my wife, would throw it on nineteen
different credit cards. And then we get our cabin and
the guy next door is irritating as hell, you know.
The first night, bang bang on the walls all night,
drinking all night, telling loud stories.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And that's my room. That's my neighbor for nine months.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Who crafted a sweet door and connected with staff.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
The community on board was incredible and they held us
accountable for our homework.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
The trip was not without some rough water. Videos of
stormy weather racked up millions of views, and early on
the ship had a changed course on account of the
war in the Middle East. Still, the Serenade completed seventy
five thousand miles with no major issues reported so far.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Man, that's wild. Seventy five thousand miles in nine months.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
A trip many passengers said they were sad to see it.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
It's just truly the adventure of a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, she did seem sad. I'll give you that, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Diane Feinstein, who had passed away I believe earlier this year,
within the last year or so, and her personal items
are up for auction.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Many of Diane Feinstein's personal belongings will be put up
for auction next month. The longtime senator from California died
last year. The items being sold include her jewelry, furniture,
and a collection of American art.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
God man, the kids want to get rid of everything.
They took everything, just threw it into the auction house.
Speaker 12 (31:40):
Chear.
Speaker 16 (31:41):
The items being sold include her jewelry.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
They're selling her jewelry.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Furniture, and a collection of American art.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Got it, nothing was sacred.
Speaker 16 (31:49):
Everything goes also as you would expect, many items of
political memorabilia, including a nineteen ninety letter from former President
Carter and three Senate roll call documents from significant vote
during Feinstein's career.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
If you're a big Guy fan, you can purchase those.
We talked about this earlier. Campbell's Soup is losing soup.
They're just gonna be called Campbell's or Campbell's Company.
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Well, when somebody says Campbell's, there's a good chance you
think of soup.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's right. I think everybody does.
Speaker 17 (32:17):
But the company wants to change that. After one hundred
and fifty five years, the company is planning to change
its name from the Campbell's Soup Company to just playing
the Campbell's company the idea of being it sells more
than soup. Campbell's also owns snack brands like Goldfish and
Pepperich Farm.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I didn't know they owned Goldfish.
Speaker 17 (32:32):
I didn't know that brands like Goldfish and Pepperidch Farm.
They'll still make soup, though the aim change has to
be approved by shareholders.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Speaking of food, discount groceries at Amazon.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
Amazon widening the grocery aisle, announcing Amazon's Saver, what they're
describing as a new no frills brand aimed at helping
consumers stretch their dollars. The new Saver's line facing off
against other budget friendly brands like Walmart's Great Value, Target's
Good and Gather and shoprites Bowl and Basket. Amazon says
it will offer grocery staples like cookies, canned fruit, and condiments,
(33:08):
many of which they say will be priced for less
than five bucks. Already available to purchase from the new line,
items like this forty two ounce can of oats for
three ninety nine, several flavors of fifteen ounce coffee creamers
for three forty nine each, and a fifteen ounce can
of traditional pizza sauce for a dollar nine, the.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sweet Deal, Sweet Deal Pizza sauce for buck nine.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
The idea is that the basic products are less expensive,
especially for those products that you keep buying over and over.
Speaker 14 (33:36):
In that's right, and when we don't know how all
these new Amazon items will be priced.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Or taste, taste might be another factor.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
That fifteen ounce jar of their pizza sauce at a
dollar and nine cents offers a comparison point for shopper.
In New Jersey, we priced a fourteen ounce jar of
Walmart's Great Value Pizza Sauce at a dollar fifty two.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh, that sounds good. Walmart Great Value Pizza Sauce.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
Great Value Pizza sauce at a dollar fifty two. Shopwrites
bowl and basket fourteen ounce star was a dollar seventy nine,
and the same size of Targets Good and Gathered pizza
sauce was a dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, but they're going what buck nine.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
What is different about Amazon is that the logistics of
them handling the product to the customer is at the top.
They are able to get this product very quickly, and.
Speaker 14 (34:26):
While grocery prices are stabilizing after those.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We should do a taste test here one day. The
Amazon pizza sauce, the generic pizza sauce from Von's, and
the generic pizza sauce from Walmart.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
See which one of those is really delicious? Who knows?
Speaker 17 (34:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
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