September 19, 2024 • 30 mins
Burglars have hit Beverly Grove pharmacy, and the impact of the rise of theft in LA. And Trader Joe’s has gone viral for their new shopping bag, and people are waiting in long lines as a result. // The Trader Joe’s bag resale market has some outrageously priced options; Conway reviews the most interesting deals. // Conway dives into the psychology of the types of people who would wait in long lines to acquire Trader Joe’s bags.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I Am six forty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. About
an hour ago, we played the audio of Showy Otani
hitting his fiftieth home run. He hit another one after that,
so he has fifty one home runs on the year,
fifty one stolen bases. Nobody's ever done that. No, he's
ever had fifty home runs and fifty stolen bases. Channel two,
(00:22):
Channel four, Channel seven all led with this story. It's
the major story in Los Angeles right now. He had
six hits today, three home runs, two stolen bases, and
ten RBI. That's never been done. That's never been done before.
If you missed the home run call, we'll play it
for you again.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
One ball, two strikes, runner at third, two outs, and
the pitch counting the show.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, Old Tony, Hey swins hits a track to laft.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
This ball's back there, last fifty, first player in the
history of Major Baseball to have a fifty to fifty season.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He is incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Hey Old Tony with an opposite.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Field home run fifty fifty. What a day for show Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He is the new all time single season home runs
leader for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
The Dodgers in the first ever Dodger.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
With a fifty home run season. Show he Otani is incredible.
He is one of a kind, standing ovation everywhere. He's
barely made it through the dugout yet with all the
congratulations he's getting. That ball went over the left field
fence to the right of the bullpen. Somebody's got it
out there.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
We're gonna hold up the game.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Fifty fifty. Did you ever think you'd see this from
one player? Holy smokes. And by the way, it's fourteen
to three and Show hey comes out for a curtain
call first time this year in the game being held up. Everybody,
Marlins fans, Dodgers fans, witnessing history here this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And the Dodgers made the postseason today with that win.
They have not won their division yet, so they didn't
have a big champagne celebration, but they did win at
least the best spot in the playoffs. And this will
be Show's first appearance in postseason play never happened before.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Then, David Vase, who's with the l A.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Dodgers, just interviewed Shot on the field Show.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Hey, what was your emotions when this crowd in Miami
gave you a curtain call after your fiftieth home run.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Almost entice.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
He come.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
To you, mark.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Schedule, let me get it go by n You.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Know, as a player, I'm just very grateful and thankful
that the fans have received me in in this kind
of fashion. And it's really about having quality at bats
and winning games.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I'm glad that we were able to do that today.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Show, Hey, have you ever had a game like you
had today? Going back to high school little league in Japan,
we jeans.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Say, pretty, give me the mom kick on the push down.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
You know, Hajim this guy, Yeah, it's first time ever.
I don't I don't recall ever hitting him more than today.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Thank you for stopping and congratulations on the postseason.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
There he goes show, Hey Tani fifty fifty Tim.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We'll send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right, thank you, David Vase, Tim, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Thank you. I think he was talking about the Yeah
Dodgers played us. I well, let's see here.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
There he goes show, Hey Tani fifty fifty Tim, we'll
send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
David Vasse out there for us a Dodger stadium. That
was a pretty cool thing to listen to. Thank you,
David Vase, listen out, Thank you, David.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You Lis send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You hear me, David? Can you hear me, David?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Fifty? Yes, I heard you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Fifty home runs and fifty stolen bases. Unbelievable. It's just unbelievable.
It's never happened before, never happened in the history of baseball.
I did it in his first year with the Dodgers,
first year injured, major surgery, reconstructive reconstructive surgery on his
pitching arm during the off season, and his fifty home
(04:42):
runs and steals fifty bases.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And signed a seven hundred million dollars deal. And I
can't imagine how many people in Japan were watching that live.
I'm sure it was tens of millions, maybe one hundred.
I don't know what the population of Japan is. What
is the population in Japan? I would say two hundred million.
(05:10):
Let's see population one hundred and twenty one hundred and
twenty five million people in Japan.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I would say forty million people were watching that, and
it's been going down. Yeah, is that right? Yeah, they
got population problems. Oh I didn't know that. I had
their birth rates going down. Oh no, it's been a
big issue for them.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Oh I didn't know that. Well, yeah, you're right. Yeah,
it's been steadily going down. But it's going going down
everywhere too, was going down in Russia, going down.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
People have to have more kids or kids. Yeah, bang
out some kids. We're getting short on kids. And after
he stole that base, the fiftieth stolen base, they took
that base off the field and replaced it with another one.
So that'll be going to the Hall of Fame. The
baseball will probably be recovered. A woman had that in
(06:04):
her mits, in her hands and she bobbled it fell
into the bullpen area. Could have been worth three million dollars.
Three million dollars in her hands and out of her
hands right into it looks like the bullpen area. So
they're going to recover that ball. I'm sure they'll have
it on display at Dodger Stadium. The next Dodger game
(06:27):
is tomorrow night. They play the Rockies at Dodger Stadium
seven to ten start and that'll be a sellout and
that'll be a ton of people. But if you can't
make it tomorrow, they'll be their Saturday and Sunday as well.
And the Dodgers clinched a playoff spot tonight with that
win over the Marlins, so they're gonna be flying back
pretty high, pretty high. And also they put twenty runs
(06:50):
up on Miami twenty runs, which is huge, you know, great,
great time to explode too, going right into the playoffs.
Great time to get hot. All right, that is it
are our Dodger news. I hope you're a Dodger fan.
Big story here. Last hour has been a lot of
Dodger action and it'll continue to be. When you watch
(07:10):
the local news tonight at six, seven, nine, ten eleven,
it most likely, unless there's a catastrophe, will be the
major story here in Los Angeles, that shoe Heotani. It'll
be the lead story on ESPN, it'll be the lead
story on all the local newscasts, and it's.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
The lead story right here.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you probably first heard it here on KFI unless
you're listening to the Dodger game. This is the station
that probably ran it first because we're right next door
and They gave us the audio two minutes after it happened,
and we played it five minutes after it happened, so you'll.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Know where you were. You'll remember where you were when
you heard it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Shoe Aotani the first member of the fifty to fifty club,
and you heard it right here on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Shoe Aotani.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm not going to play at all night or all day,
but I could first member of the fifty fifty club
fifty zero runs and fifty stolen bases. Dodgers clinched a
playoff spot, and their next home game is tomorrow night
at Dodgers Stadium, so you can go there early. Get
there early though, if you want to see Shoe Heotani's
first at bat, where he's going to have a massive
(08:24):
standing ovation and probably some kind of presentation, because the
Dodgers always do things top shelf, so I imagine before
the game there'll be some kind of dedication or some
kind of ceremony. There you go tomorrow night at Dodger Stadium.
All right, it's back to reality here on Burglars at
(08:45):
Beverly Grove pharmacy break in this time in a pretty
upscale area Beverly Glenn Pharmacy up there near Beverly Glenn
and Mulholland.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
So this happened overnight around two between two and three am.
The police call came in at three twenty this morning.
I want to get right to the security video we
have so you can see this. It is alarming. You
can actually see three men.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is Beverly Grove. I don't I think this is
not Beverly Glenn. I think it's Beverley.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Grove using a sledgehammer to break through the glass door
of this business here on Beverly And once they.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Do that, they just walk.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
In the building and you can see them in the
dark walking through this building and they.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Get to the back of.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
This hair salon here and they use that same tool.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, busting in everywhere, ma'am. It's the problem. It's a
huge problem. And they come moody, Yeah, they come moody.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
To bust through the door because there's a pharmacy next door.
There's a pharmacy next door. And police say, you know,
the call came in at three twenty and that the
burglars also attempted to cut security camera wires. They tried
to drill through the wall.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
We're able to.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Get into that pharmacy next door, made this huge hole
into that business.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
So these guys are really workers, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I mean they put a lot of effort into this,
a lot of work, a lot of effort, a lot
of thinking, a lot of planning, and these guys are
they're on it a top two.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
The owner of the business sext door, he didn't want
to say specifically what they were able to get, but
he did tell me they were able to get medicine.
He also told me it's actually the fourth time, the
fourth time that burglars tried to break through his business.
This is just the first time they were successful. Unfortunately,
no arrests.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Have been abled, no arrest made. All right, well, it continues.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They're going to try to change the laws here in
the state of California. Is listening to John Colebelt earlier,
and they do have some proposition thirty six that would
they would tack on some a lot more punishment for
breaking and entering and some certain certain drug charges as well.
And I guess it's winning and leading by forty five
(10:55):
percentage points in the state of California, So it's a
that's a big deal. I think we got kind of
sideways and squirrely with Proposition forty seven and took all
the teeth out of putting people away who were just
stealing crep and I when I was young, maybe I
saw it once every four or five, maybe six years.
(11:16):
You see somebody stealing something, and you know you're young
and you're stupid, and so you follow them or go
after them, and you risk your life because they stole
what a gallon of tide? And then as you got older,
you're like, you know what, my life is not worth
whatever they just stole, and you sort of back off
or you call the cops. But now I see people
(11:38):
stealing all the time. I see it almost every time
I go out. Somebody is sticking something in their pants
or something in their purse or walking out of a
you know, a hardware store without paying. I see it
all the time, all the time, and I see it
a lot up at the Empire Center here in Burbank.
(12:01):
Almost every time I go, you know, guys walking out.
Other Burbank cops get there pretty quickly. Last time I
was in Target with my wife and daughter. I was
back in the if you know hard if you know
the target layout hardware back right corner most doors, and
I was in that area and I heard one of
the alarms go off, but I thought somebody had just
(12:23):
They have the alarms, those high pitched alarms on expensive
vacuum cleaners. And I heard one go off, and I thought, Okay,
somebody just trip one of those alarms. And they went
around the corner and the door was open, and the
guy said, they just got them. They just got them.
They just stole five or six high end vacuums. And
I was two miles away. I heard it. I heard it.
I heard the commotion. The cops were there probably in
(12:46):
two minutes. There's a helicopter in about three minutes. And
I don't know if they caught the guy or not.
But the cops in Burbank, they stepped too quick, really quick.
So not a great area to do it in. But
I see people lifting crap out of stores all the time.
You ever see a crows You ever see people doing no?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Really, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Think they know I'm coming, that's right, Yeah, don't do
it in front of crosier, man, don't do it in front.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Of cry Yeah, and they come moody.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, they come moody. Man, they do come moody. That's
a great comment. That's a comment about a guy, a
guy who is talking about Right Aid. There's a right
Aid on Compton Boulevard that has everything locked up except soda.
The one thing they don't have locked up is the drinks.
Everything else is locked up. And he said, when you
have to press a button and get a guy out
there with a.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Key, and they come moody, they come moody, they come moody.
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Trader Joe's is in the news. What's going on with
Trader Joe's. A lot of people like Trader Joe's very
popular market.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
The Trader Joe's viral mini tote bags. They brought long
lines of shoppers Baptist stores all across souther in California yesterday.
This is what it looked like outside of store in
the Santa Clara Valley in the morning. Some shoppers were
in line even before store is opened. What makes the
bag so special?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
We have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea either.
We have no idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So these people are standing in line, not for a
food item to get a Trader's Joe Joe's bag. This
has got to be a mental illness. This can't be
written off in anything other than a mental illness. That
you go, you wake up in the morning, take a shower,
get dressed, go to Trader Joe so you can get
a bag, a bag, and what are you gonna do
(14:36):
with it? You're gonna put it in a closet? And
what tell people? You got a Traders Joe's bag. What
are you gonna do with it? That's what I'd ask
everybody coming.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
In the door. Hey, how you doing? Hey, what are
you gonna do with that bag? Hey, sir?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh gave me the finger. Hey, hey, ma'am, how you doing. Yeah,
to see what your dog? Your kids said?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
What are you gonna do with that bag? Another finger? Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right, not going well? Not going good here. They're
going to Trade Joe's to get a bag.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
We have no idea. I have no I either. What's
the big deal?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
We have no idea? Perfectly smaller versions of Trader Joe's
classic shopping bags. They sell for three bucks. They come
in blue, green, red.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Or yellow.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Okay, so basic colors, the basic color scheme.
Speaker 11 (15:14):
They come in blue, green, red.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Or yellow.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Nothing interesting so far, including the colors. Maybe we're early,
Maybe we're early.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
First introduced earlier this year, the limited products quickly sold out,
then was listed for hundreds of dollars on resale sides.
I think people just want to make some money. Trader
Joe's hasn't said how many bags will be available this
time around, and it's also unclear if they've already sold out.
But this was the scene outside of many a Trader
Jows yesterday.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And here's the thing. I not to be judgy.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Okay, then you have a short career on TV if
you're not going to be judging.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Not to be judgy, be judgy, be judging. R come back.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
We'll find out what the hell's going on with these
bags it is. It has got to be something wrong.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
With these people. Have no idea, Yeah, neither.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
You're listening to Tim Conwayjunior on demand from KFI AM
six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Shoe a Otani was our big story in the four
o'clock hour. First man in Major League Baseball, first player
to hit fifty home runs and have fifty stolen bases.
Nobody's ever been in the fifty to fifty club before nobody.
It happened today in Miami. People are bummed that didn't
happen here. Could have happened tomorrow night at Dodger Stadium
(16:34):
when the Dodgers take on the Rockies.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Tomorrow at seven to ten pm.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Heard on five seventy AM.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
But it happened in Miami.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
He hit three home runs, six hits, two stolen bases,
and ten RBI. That's right, ten ten runs batted in
in one game. How many guys have done that in
the major leagues? One happened today, one guy. All right,
let's get back to these Trade Joe's bags. I saw
them online. Crows, You're not going to believe this. They
(17:04):
look like many tote bags, which I think they That's
how they describe them.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Do they come in a variety of colors?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
They do, and they're they're white canvas, and the different
colors are only on the handles and the bottom of the.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Bag are the unique colors.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They are not Harry Winkle making new red, green, blue,
and yellow. So this guy's selling all four bags. You
can get all four of them shipped to you for free.
How about that free shipping? All you can do is
write them a check. Four four hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah,
(17:44):
four hundred and fifty bucks in those bags are yours?
Or you can go to a Trader Joe's and stand
in line, no, for a total four oh four, yes,
a pack of four, A four pack of one day
one bag.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I guess you can use.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You know, you got enough for four almost a half
weeks for the shopping over four hun and fifty bucks.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Four hundred and fifty bucks, so one hundred and twelve
dollars and fifty cents each. Here you go, thing going?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
All right, what's going on with the Trader Joe's bags,
what's happening out here?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
What's going on with us in LA? When are we
going to get it together? And four pack is four.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Hundred and fifty bucks, that means an individual one would
be even more than one hundred and twelve. I betting probably, Yeah,
because you're getting a break. I'm guessing the four Yeah,
let's see here.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh, here's another four pack if you're interested in this again,
free shipping, that makes sense. Seven hundred and fifty bucks
for all four seven hundred and fifty dollars. Five hundred
ninety three people have viewed this sale in the last
twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, how many of you actually bought it? Zero?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh yeah, individual bags one twenty here's a guy selling
one for cheap seventy eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
So it's a deal for the four at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Huge deal, the biggest deal ever, the best deal you've
ever made. Yeah, I don't either say thirty bucks, Come on,
get the four?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Why are they buying these bags? Don't know? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean, do we have that kind of money? I
heard the economy was in the toilet? Yeah, I guess
we have that kind of money as a city.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's if it's if they're doing it this outside of California,
I don't know if it's a nationwide I don't know
how many stores there are.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
That would make me moody.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
But in fact, that's exactly righting.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Okay, here we go. This is the show called is
it off the air?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
On the air?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
What is that Channel five show called?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I think it comes on at I don't know, eleven o'clock,
twelve o'clock off script on script. I don't know what
that show is called. But the three people sit around
and they discuss topics. It's an entertating show.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
And they wear very casual clothes.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
That's right, But you're not like casual clothes that look
actually casual. They look like you're trying to be casual.
And my favorite part of that show. I think it's
called off the record or off the I don't know.
It's called off to something.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And my favorite part is that if Sam Rugan was
still around the study, he would pop in and talk
to them for a while. That was my favorite part
of the show. And I can't remember the name of
the place off the Clock, off the Clock, that's right.
I'm sorry I called what I call it off the air.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I don't know if it's worse.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Sorry, I didn't mean. I did not mean that. I
didn't mean to say off the Clock should be renamed
off the Air. I did not mean that. I like
the show. I like the three people host said show too,
no idea because they're with me, you know, they're they're
they're you and I right, they're not standing in line
for two hours to get a bag at a grocery store.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
You can tell by the the the genes that have
been like whole intentional holes in him and stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
That's that's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (21:03):
Not to be judgy, but I wasn't support I wasn't
surprised rather by the rush when when our producer Shaan
was like, you should see the line in who Right?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I get that, But I was actually in my head, Wait,
you get what? Right? I get that? Really?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You get that the people in West Hollywood stand the
line for bags and nobody else would. What are you
saying about people in my house?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
That's that's wrong. What's going on with you? Right?
Speaker 12 (21:28):
I get that?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What's going on with these stereotypes? I don't know, but I.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Was actually in my head when he when he made
that text to our group, I was like, wait.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
And they come moody.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
I bet in some you know Santa Crita, no one's
doing that. I could go over there and get a
bunch of them. And to see that video from Santa
Cruz shows that it is universal, that's pretty well spread exactly.
I'll pass, but I wish everyone the best.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You will be judging.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, by the way, if you're driving home and you've
got those bags in your car and you're hiding them
because people are judging you, that's the right move. That's
the right move. Put them in the trunk. Don't tell anybody,
and don't tell your friends. Here's a tip. Don't tell
your friends you stayed in line for two hours to
get Trader Joe's bags.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Don't do that.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
So next time you're in Trader Joe's and you see
somebody with one of those bags.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
You know they waited or they paid a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Either way, they've committed a crime crime against humanity for
making this a thing. Yes, and if you stood in
line for two hours to get Trader Joe's bags.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
You need help. Yeah. Look, you're the problem. Yes, you're
You're why they charged so much. That's right, because you'll
buy them. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Please stop, you're making all of us look like idiots,
not just you.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I'm staying lone.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Not everybody was supposed to be poor right now. I
thought our economy was in the ten.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't know where this money's coming from. How does
that do have this kind of time? Hand money?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Get two hours to burn?
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Why are you not working? You must be doing all right?
All right when we come back.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
A lady was interviewed on Earth Girl on TikTok on
why she stood in line.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Don't judge me because I was so excited I finally
got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini toopeg.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, come back and investigate this one.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'm getting some texts from friends too, friends wives. They're
into the bags. They like the Trader Joe's bags. They're
wondering why I'm so down on them.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Well, I mean the bags are nice generally.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
They oh, yeah, they are nice bags, but they're not
worth one hundred Are they defending the cost ten dollars?
They are defending the fad? They said, here's one. I hey,
t Bones, that's a nickname.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
This is a fad for adults. Evidently you're not an adult.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
Buying bags, right, is an adult fad, That's what she said.
Because the fads for kids are actually buying the things
that go in the bag, that's right.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
But the bags are for the adult, that's right. That's
where we are life. We assess your friends. That's right,
just where we are in life. All right.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, that's not going to deter me from banging on
people for doing this. I got two texts my friend's wife,
Nady here, man, you imagine if you had changed every
all your thoughts compared just based on text you get
from your friends.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Wife, God, you were gonna get.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
You're gonna take your mind, you know what. Yeah, it's
a fad. Tony up, you're right, Julie. I mean, uh,
Cindy or whatever, whoever texts me.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Are you right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But here's the bigger dilemma. Why would I Because she
doesn't have my text phone number? And she said this
is so and So's wife.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And but the bigger question is why would the guy
give up my phone number to his wife?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Who's going to complain He's gonna get a call later, right.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
And and I'm sure he did it just to bust
my balls. It's like, hey, look, I have to stay
with her in his car and listen to it for
an hour.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You don't so you telling me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Because I guarantee you this out went. You know, that
guy's an a hole. I haven't liked him since high school.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
He was a deadbeat in high school.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know he's at this he's got to always spends
all his money at the track.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
He goes to Vegas. I'm sure he does.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know, drugs, and he's probably now hookers, you know
that whole run and and and so he's listening to
that for twenty five thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Just silent ice forward, hands on the wheel.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
And he finally said, here, you want to complain to him,
here's his number. You complained to him, and she took it,
took him up on it. All right, all right, sweetie,
please just shut the radio off them.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
You know what's wrong with you? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
This is Trader Joe's on TikTok. This is why these
nuts are going after these bags.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
Don't judge me because I was so excited I finally
got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini tooebag.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Okay, guess what when you say don't judge me, don't
judge you, that doesn't That has zero effect. That makes
people want to judge you a little bit more, a
little bit more. We have the opposite reaction to.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
That, don't judge me because I was so excited I
finally got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Toopeg, what's going on with your life?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Where are you in your life where you have the
two hours to spend and to wait in line to
get bags and what are the people around you, like
I'd like to get a sampler, a Whitman sampler of
what the people in line are like. Are those upscale people?
Are they people who are I don't know, have a
(26:50):
mental disorder, disease, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know. Who's standing in line for two hours to
get bags?
Speaker 13 (26:59):
And here are my tips per securing the bag quite literally.
They typically do it too.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, she's got a tip on how to get these bags.
So if you're one of these bag people, she's got
a tip on how to get them.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
How about that?
Speaker 13 (27:11):
And here are my tips per securing the bag quite literally.
They typically do a two part release, so there's some
available right when they open and then again at four pm.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
How do you know that unless you've been there and
you have extensive knowledge and extensive hours I've invested in
these Trader Joe's bags. How would you know their delivery
system unless you work there? Doesn't sound like this one
works there.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
They do a two part release, so they do a
two part release, once in the morning, once after.
Speaker 13 (27:38):
Four so there's some available right when they open and
then again at four pm. I also only showed up
thirty minutes early, but they gave two samples while I
was waiting. Once it's your turn, there's a maximum of
four per person, and you can only get one of
each color. That part was a little disappointing, but I
understand that lines what color? That part was a little disappointing.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
But what part was disappointing? You could only get two.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Two samples while I was waiting. Once it's your turn
is a maximum of for per person, and you can
only get one.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Of each color. Oh, you can only get one of
each color.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
So she wanted to get more than one of each color,
and she's disappointed by that.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Yeah, that part was a little disappointing.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
How disappointing? Bedridden? Suicidal, mentionable, noticeable? What level of depression
set in?
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Somehow she still managed to fight through and make this
social media post.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yes, yeah, able to fight off her depression, her bedridden depression,
get out of bed to hit this video.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
That part was a little disappointing, A little disappointed.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, she knocked that out a little not much, just
a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
That part was a little disappointing, But I understand that
lines would be super long if you could choose otherwise
this process was seamless, like a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know, the people at work at Trader Joes have
got to be staring at this line, going can uf
and believe this.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
It's a good thing. We're a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
We don't have to sell food anymore. All this crap
always goes bad. People complain, people return crap. Let's just
sell these bags, get rid of the produce, get rid
of everybody and everything. Just sell these bags. And how
long can this continue? I don't get it. I just
don't get it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
It doesn't come with like a cabbage bags dollar or something.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Or to check me Elmo, or a cashier's checking each
one for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
And if that has come across KFI today, then I've
been successful.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I don't get it. I don't get it. Is Angel
with us today? She is not? Who's with Michael Morris?
Michael Morris, Oh, Michael Morris, You with us? Yes? Uh huh?
But do you get this thing with the Trader Joe's bag? No? No,
I have been I don't really go to TJ's that
much anymore. Oh, you you used to it? Have you
had a bad experience, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
H only with the prices of some of their items,
but as far as Okay, what about you, Steph Bosh
any interest in this in the bags?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Not in the slightest, not at all. Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, what about you, Matt or Gary? Any idea
why this is so popular?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
No idea? And would you do this? No? Not personally?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, all right, just doing a quick check around, quick
whip around and see how health think we all are.
And I think we are. I think we all passed.
If you're standing in line, you've not passed your nuts.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
We're live on KFI AM six.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now
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It's camp I Am six forty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. About
an hour ago, we played the audio of Showy Otani
hitting his fiftieth home run. He hit another one after that,
so he has fifty one home runs on the year,
fifty one stolen bases. Nobody's ever done that. No, he's
ever had fifty home runs and fifty stolen bases. Channel two,
(00:22):
Channel four, Channel seven all led with this story. It's
the major story in Los Angeles right now. He had
six hits today, three home runs, two stolen bases, and
ten RBI. That's never been done. That's never been done before.
If you missed the home run call, we'll play it
for you again.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
One ball, two strikes, runner at third, two outs, and
the pitch counting the show.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, Old Tony, Hey swins hits a track to laft.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
This ball's back there, last fifty, first player in the
history of Major Baseball to have a fifty to fifty season.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He is incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Hey Old Tony with an opposite.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Field home run fifty fifty. What a day for show Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
He is the new all time single season home runs
leader for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
The Dodgers in the first ever Dodger.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
With a fifty home run season. Show he Otani is incredible.
He is one of a kind, standing ovation everywhere. He's
barely made it through the dugout yet with all the
congratulations he's getting. That ball went over the left field
fence to the right of the bullpen. Somebody's got it
out there.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
We're gonna hold up the game.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Fifty fifty. Did you ever think you'd see this from
one player? Holy smokes. And by the way, it's fourteen
to three and Show hey comes out for a curtain
call first time this year in the game being held up. Everybody,
Marlins fans, Dodgers fans, witnessing history here this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And the Dodgers made the postseason today with that win.
They have not won their division yet, so they didn't
have a big champagne celebration, but they did win at
least the best spot in the playoffs. And this will
be Show's first appearance in postseason play never happened before.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Then, David Vase, who's with the l A.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Dodgers, just interviewed Shot on the field Show.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Hey, what was your emotions when this crowd in Miami
gave you a curtain call after your fiftieth home run.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Almost entice.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
He come.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
To you, mark.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Schedule, let me get it go by n You.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Know, as a player, I'm just very grateful and thankful
that the fans have received me in in this kind
of fashion. And it's really about having quality at bats
and winning games.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I'm glad that we were able to do that today.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Show, Hey, have you ever had a game like you
had today? Going back to high school little league in Japan,
we jeans.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Say, pretty, give me the mom kick on the push down.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
You know, Hajim this guy, Yeah, it's first time ever.
I don't I don't recall ever hitting him more than today.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Thank you for stopping and congratulations on the postseason.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
There he goes show, Hey Tani fifty fifty Tim.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We'll send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right, thank you, David Vase, Tim, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Thank you. I think he was talking about the Yeah
Dodgers played us. I well, let's see here.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
There he goes show, Hey Tani fifty fifty Tim, we'll
send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
David Vasse out there for us a Dodger stadium. That
was a pretty cool thing to listen to. Thank you,
David Vase, listen out, Thank you, David.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You Lis send it back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You hear me, David? Can you hear me, David?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Fifty? Yes, I heard you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Fifty home runs and fifty stolen bases. Unbelievable. It's just unbelievable.
It's never happened before, never happened in the history of baseball.
I did it in his first year with the Dodgers,
first year injured, major surgery, reconstructive reconstructive surgery on his
pitching arm during the off season, and his fifty home
(04:42):
runs and steals fifty bases.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And signed a seven hundred million dollars deal. And I
can't imagine how many people in Japan were watching that live.
I'm sure it was tens of millions, maybe one hundred.
I don't know what the population of Japan is. What
is the population in Japan? I would say two hundred million.
(05:10):
Let's see population one hundred and twenty one hundred and
twenty five million people in Japan.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I would say forty million people were watching that, and
it's been going down. Yeah, is that right? Yeah, they
got population problems. Oh I didn't know that. I had
their birth rates going down. Oh no, it's been a
big issue for them.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Oh I didn't know that. Well, yeah, you're right. Yeah,
it's been steadily going down. But it's going going down
everywhere too, was going down in Russia, going down.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
People have to have more kids or kids. Yeah, bang
out some kids. We're getting short on kids. And after
he stole that base, the fiftieth stolen base, they took
that base off the field and replaced it with another one.
So that'll be going to the Hall of Fame. The
baseball will probably be recovered. A woman had that in
(06:04):
her mits, in her hands and she bobbled it fell
into the bullpen area. Could have been worth three million dollars.
Three million dollars in her hands and out of her
hands right into it looks like the bullpen area. So
they're going to recover that ball. I'm sure they'll have
it on display at Dodger Stadium. The next Dodger game
(06:27):
is tomorrow night. They play the Rockies at Dodger Stadium
seven to ten start and that'll be a sellout and
that'll be a ton of people. But if you can't
make it tomorrow, they'll be their Saturday and Sunday as well.
And the Dodgers clinched a playoff spot tonight with that
win over the Marlins, so they're gonna be flying back
pretty high, pretty high. And also they put twenty runs
(06:50):
up on Miami twenty runs, which is huge, you know, great,
great time to explode too, going right into the playoffs.
Great time to get hot. All right, that is it
are our Dodger news. I hope you're a Dodger fan.
Big story here. Last hour has been a lot of
Dodger action and it'll continue to be. When you watch
(07:10):
the local news tonight at six, seven, nine, ten eleven,
it most likely, unless there's a catastrophe, will be the
major story here in Los Angeles, that shoe Heotani. It'll
be the lead story on ESPN, it'll be the lead
story on all the local newscasts, and it's.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
The lead story right here.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you probably first heard it here on KFI unless
you're listening to the Dodger game. This is the station
that probably ran it first because we're right next door
and They gave us the audio two minutes after it happened,
and we played it five minutes after it happened, so you'll.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Know where you were. You'll remember where you were when
you heard it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Shoe Aotani the first member of the fifty to fifty club,
and you heard it right here on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Shoe Aotani.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm not going to play at all night or all day,
but I could first member of the fifty fifty club
fifty zero runs and fifty stolen bases. Dodgers clinched a
playoff spot, and their next home game is tomorrow night
at Dodgers Stadium, so you can go there early. Get
there early though, if you want to see Shoe Heotani's
first at bat, where he's going to have a massive
(08:24):
standing ovation and probably some kind of presentation, because the
Dodgers always do things top shelf, so I imagine before
the game there'll be some kind of dedication or some
kind of ceremony. There you go tomorrow night at Dodger Stadium.
All right, it's back to reality here on Burglars at
(08:45):
Beverly Grove pharmacy break in this time in a pretty
upscale area Beverly Glenn Pharmacy up there near Beverly Glenn
and Mulholland.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
So this happened overnight around two between two and three am.
The police call came in at three twenty this morning.
I want to get right to the security video we
have so you can see this. It is alarming. You
can actually see three men.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is Beverly Grove. I don't I think this is
not Beverly Glenn. I think it's Beverley.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Grove using a sledgehammer to break through the glass door
of this business here on Beverly And once they.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Do that, they just walk.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
In the building and you can see them in the
dark walking through this building and they.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Get to the back of.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
This hair salon here and they use that same tool.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, busting in everywhere, ma'am. It's the problem. It's a
huge problem. And they come moody, Yeah, they come moody.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
To bust through the door because there's a pharmacy next door.
There's a pharmacy next door. And police say, you know,
the call came in at three twenty and that the
burglars also attempted to cut security camera wires. They tried
to drill through the wall.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
We're able to.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Get into that pharmacy next door, made this huge hole
into that business.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
So these guys are really workers, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I mean they put a lot of effort into this,
a lot of work, a lot of effort, a lot
of thinking, a lot of planning, and these guys are
they're on it a top two.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
The owner of the business sext door, he didn't want
to say specifically what they were able to get, but
he did tell me they were able to get medicine.
He also told me it's actually the fourth time, the
fourth time that burglars tried to break through his business.
This is just the first time they were successful. Unfortunately,
no arrests.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Have been abled, no arrest made. All right, well, it continues.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They're going to try to change the laws here in
the state of California. Is listening to John Colebelt earlier,
and they do have some proposition thirty six that would
they would tack on some a lot more punishment for
breaking and entering and some certain certain drug charges as well.
And I guess it's winning and leading by forty five
(10:55):
percentage points in the state of California, So it's a
that's a big deal. I think we got kind of
sideways and squirrely with Proposition forty seven and took all
the teeth out of putting people away who were just
stealing crep and I when I was young, maybe I
saw it once every four or five, maybe six years.
(11:16):
You see somebody stealing something, and you know you're young
and you're stupid, and so you follow them or go
after them, and you risk your life because they stole
what a gallon of tide? And then as you got older,
you're like, you know what, my life is not worth
whatever they just stole, and you sort of back off
or you call the cops. But now I see people
(11:38):
stealing all the time. I see it almost every time
I go out. Somebody is sticking something in their pants
or something in their purse or walking out of a
you know, a hardware store without paying. I see it
all the time, all the time, and I see it
a lot up at the Empire Center here in Burbank.
(12:01):
Almost every time I go, you know, guys walking out.
Other Burbank cops get there pretty quickly. Last time I
was in Target with my wife and daughter. I was
back in the if you know hard if you know
the target layout hardware back right corner most doors, and
I was in that area and I heard one of
the alarms go off, but I thought somebody had just
(12:23):
They have the alarms, those high pitched alarms on expensive
vacuum cleaners. And I heard one go off, and I thought, Okay,
somebody just trip one of those alarms. And they went
around the corner and the door was open, and the
guy said, they just got them. They just got them.
They just stole five or six high end vacuums. And
I was two miles away. I heard it. I heard it.
I heard the commotion. The cops were there probably in
(12:46):
two minutes. There's a helicopter in about three minutes. And
I don't know if they caught the guy or not.
But the cops in Burbank, they stepped too quick, really quick.
So not a great area to do it in. But
I see people lifting crap out of stores all the time.
You ever see a crows You ever see people doing no?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Really, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Think they know I'm coming, that's right, Yeah, don't do
it in front of crosier, man, don't do it in front.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Of cry Yeah, and they come moody.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, they come moody. Man, they do come moody. That's
a great comment. That's a comment about a guy, a
guy who is talking about Right Aid. There's a right
Aid on Compton Boulevard that has everything locked up except soda.
The one thing they don't have locked up is the drinks.
Everything else is locked up. And he said, when you
have to press a button and get a guy out
there with a.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Key, and they come moody, they come moody, they come moody.
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Trader Joe's is in the news. What's going on with
Trader Joe's. A lot of people like Trader Joe's very
popular market.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
The Trader Joe's viral mini tote bags. They brought long
lines of shoppers Baptist stores all across souther in California yesterday.
This is what it looked like outside of store in
the Santa Clara Valley in the morning. Some shoppers were
in line even before store is opened. What makes the
bag so special?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
We have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea either.
We have no idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So these people are standing in line, not for a
food item to get a Trader's Joe Joe's bag. This
has got to be a mental illness. This can't be
written off in anything other than a mental illness. That
you go, you wake up in the morning, take a shower,
get dressed, go to Trader Joe so you can get
a bag, a bag, and what are you gonna do
(14:36):
with it? You're gonna put it in a closet? And
what tell people? You got a Traders Joe's bag. What
are you gonna do with it? That's what I'd ask
everybody coming.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
In the door. Hey, how you doing? Hey, what are
you gonna do with that bag? Hey, sir?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh gave me the finger. Hey, hey, ma'am, how you doing. Yeah,
to see what your dog? Your kids said?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
What are you gonna do with that bag? Another finger? Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right, not going well? Not going good here. They're
going to Trade Joe's to get a bag.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
We have no idea. I have no I either. What's
the big deal?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
We have no idea? Perfectly smaller versions of Trader Joe's
classic shopping bags. They sell for three bucks. They come
in blue, green, red.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Or yellow.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Okay, so basic colors, the basic color scheme.
Speaker 11 (15:14):
They come in blue, green, red.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Or yellow.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Nothing interesting so far, including the colors. Maybe we're early,
Maybe we're early.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
First introduced earlier this year, the limited products quickly sold out,
then was listed for hundreds of dollars on resale sides.
I think people just want to make some money. Trader
Joe's hasn't said how many bags will be available this
time around, and it's also unclear if they've already sold out.
But this was the scene outside of many a Trader
Jows yesterday.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And here's the thing. I not to be judgy.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Okay, then you have a short career on TV if
you're not going to be judging.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Not to be judgy, be judgy, be judging. R come back.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
We'll find out what the hell's going on with these
bags it is. It has got to be something wrong.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
With these people. Have no idea, Yeah, neither.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
You're listening to Tim Conwayjunior on demand from KFI AM
six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Shoe a Otani was our big story in the four
o'clock hour. First man in Major League Baseball, first player
to hit fifty home runs and have fifty stolen bases.
Nobody's ever been in the fifty to fifty club before nobody.
It happened today in Miami. People are bummed that didn't
happen here. Could have happened tomorrow night at Dodger Stadium
(16:34):
when the Dodgers take on the Rockies.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Tomorrow at seven to ten pm.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Heard on five seventy AM.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
But it happened in Miami.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
He hit three home runs, six hits, two stolen bases,
and ten RBI. That's right, ten ten runs batted in
in one game. How many guys have done that in
the major leagues? One happened today, one guy. All right,
let's get back to these Trade Joe's bags. I saw
them online. Crows, You're not going to believe this. They
(17:04):
look like many tote bags, which I think they That's
how they describe them.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Do they come in a variety of colors?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
They do, and they're they're white canvas, and the different
colors are only on the handles and the bottom of the.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Bag are the unique colors.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They are not Harry Winkle making new red, green, blue,
and yellow. So this guy's selling all four bags. You
can get all four of them shipped to you for free.
How about that free shipping? All you can do is
write them a check. Four four hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah,
(17:44):
four hundred and fifty bucks in those bags are yours?
Or you can go to a Trader Joe's and stand
in line, no, for a total four oh four, yes,
a pack of four, A four pack of one day
one bag.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I guess you can use.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You know, you got enough for four almost a half
weeks for the shopping over four hun and fifty bucks.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Four hundred and fifty bucks, so one hundred and twelve
dollars and fifty cents each. Here you go, thing going?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
All right, what's going on with the Trader Joe's bags,
what's happening out here?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
What's going on with us in LA? When are we
going to get it together? And four pack is four.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Hundred and fifty bucks, that means an individual one would
be even more than one hundred and twelve. I betting probably, Yeah,
because you're getting a break. I'm guessing the four Yeah,
let's see here.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh, here's another four pack if you're interested in this again,
free shipping, that makes sense. Seven hundred and fifty bucks
for all four seven hundred and fifty dollars. Five hundred
ninety three people have viewed this sale in the last
twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, how many of you actually bought it? Zero?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh yeah, individual bags one twenty here's a guy selling
one for cheap seventy eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
So it's a deal for the four at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Huge deal, the biggest deal ever, the best deal you've
ever made. Yeah, I don't either say thirty bucks, Come on,
get the four?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Why are they buying these bags? Don't know? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean, do we have that kind of money? I
heard the economy was in the toilet? Yeah, I guess
we have that kind of money as a city.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's if it's if they're doing it this outside of California,
I don't know if it's a nationwide I don't know
how many stores there are.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
That would make me moody.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
But in fact, that's exactly righting.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Okay, here we go. This is the show called is
it off the air?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
On the air?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
What is that Channel five show called?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I think it comes on at I don't know, eleven o'clock,
twelve o'clock off script on script. I don't know what
that show is called. But the three people sit around
and they discuss topics. It's an entertating show.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
And they wear very casual clothes.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
That's right, But you're not like casual clothes that look
actually casual. They look like you're trying to be casual.
And my favorite part of that show. I think it's
called off the record or off the I don't know.
It's called off to something.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And my favorite part is that if Sam Rugan was
still around the study, he would pop in and talk
to them for a while. That was my favorite part
of the show. And I can't remember the name of
the place off the Clock, off the Clock, that's right.
I'm sorry I called what I call it off the air.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I don't know if it's worse.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Sorry, I didn't mean. I did not mean that. I
didn't mean to say off the Clock should be renamed
off the Air. I did not mean that. I like
the show. I like the three people host said show too,
no idea because they're with me, you know, they're they're
they're you and I right, they're not standing in line
for two hours to get a bag at a grocery store.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
You can tell by the the the genes that have
been like whole intentional holes in him and stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
That's that's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (21:03):
Not to be judgy, but I wasn't support I wasn't
surprised rather by the rush when when our producer Shaan
was like, you should see the line in who Right?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I get that, But I was actually in my head, Wait,
you get what? Right? I get that? Really?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You get that the people in West Hollywood stand the
line for bags and nobody else would. What are you
saying about people in my house?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
That's that's wrong. What's going on with you? Right?
Speaker 12 (21:28):
I get that?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What's going on with these stereotypes? I don't know, but I.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Was actually in my head when he when he made
that text to our group, I was like, wait.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
And they come moody.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
I bet in some you know Santa Crita, no one's
doing that. I could go over there and get a
bunch of them. And to see that video from Santa
Cruz shows that it is universal, that's pretty well spread exactly.
I'll pass, but I wish everyone the best.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You will be judging.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, by the way, if you're driving home and you've
got those bags in your car and you're hiding them
because people are judging you, that's the right move. That's
the right move. Put them in the trunk. Don't tell anybody,
and don't tell your friends. Here's a tip. Don't tell
your friends you stayed in line for two hours to
get Trader Joe's bags.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Don't do that.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
So next time you're in Trader Joe's and you see
somebody with one of those bags.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
You know they waited or they paid a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Either way, they've committed a crime crime against humanity for
making this a thing. Yes, and if you stood in
line for two hours to get Trader Joe's bags.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
You need help. Yeah. Look, you're the problem. Yes, you're
You're why they charged so much. That's right, because you'll
buy them. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Please stop, you're making all of us look like idiots,
not just you.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I'm staying lone.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Not everybody was supposed to be poor right now. I
thought our economy was in the ten.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't know where this money's coming from. How does
that do have this kind of time? Hand money?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Get two hours to burn?
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Why are you not working? You must be doing all right?
All right when we come back.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
A lady was interviewed on Earth Girl on TikTok on
why she stood in line.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Don't judge me because I was so excited I finally
got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini toopeg.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, come back and investigate this one.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
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Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'm getting some texts from friends too, friends wives. They're
into the bags. They like the Trader Joe's bags. They're
wondering why I'm so down on them.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Well, I mean the bags are nice generally.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
They oh, yeah, they are nice bags, but they're not
worth one hundred Are they defending the cost ten dollars?
They are defending the fad? They said, here's one. I hey,
t Bones, that's a nickname.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
This is a fad for adults. Evidently you're not an adult.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
Buying bags, right, is an adult fad, That's what she said.
Because the fads for kids are actually buying the things
that go in the bag, that's right.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
But the bags are for the adult, that's right. That's
where we are life. We assess your friends. That's right,
just where we are in life. All right.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, that's not going to deter me from banging on
people for doing this. I got two texts my friend's wife,
Nady here, man, you imagine if you had changed every
all your thoughts compared just based on text you get
from your friends.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Wife, God, you were gonna get.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
You're gonna take your mind, you know what. Yeah, it's
a fad. Tony up, you're right, Julie. I mean, uh,
Cindy or whatever, whoever texts me.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Are you right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But here's the bigger dilemma. Why would I Because she
doesn't have my text phone number? And she said this
is so and So's wife.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And but the bigger question is why would the guy
give up my phone number to his wife?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Who's going to complain He's gonna get a call later, right.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
And and I'm sure he did it just to bust
my balls. It's like, hey, look, I have to stay
with her in his car and listen to it for
an hour.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You don't so you telling me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Because I guarantee you this out went. You know, that
guy's an a hole. I haven't liked him since high school.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
He was a deadbeat in high school.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know he's at this he's got to always spends
all his money at the track.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
He goes to Vegas. I'm sure he does.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know, drugs, and he's probably now hookers, you know
that whole run and and and so he's listening to
that for twenty five thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Just silent ice forward, hands on the wheel.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
And he finally said, here, you want to complain to him,
here's his number. You complained to him, and she took it,
took him up on it. All right, all right, sweetie,
please just shut the radio off them.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
You know what's wrong with you? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
This is Trader Joe's on TikTok. This is why these
nuts are going after these bags.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
Don't judge me because I was so excited I finally
got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini tooebag.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Okay, guess what when you say don't judge me, don't
judge you, that doesn't That has zero effect. That makes
people want to judge you a little bit more, a
little bit more. We have the opposite reaction to.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
That, don't judge me because I was so excited I
finally got my hands on the Trader Joe's Mini.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Toopeg, what's going on with your life?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Where are you in your life where you have the
two hours to spend and to wait in line to
get bags and what are the people around you, like
I'd like to get a sampler, a Whitman sampler of
what the people in line are like. Are those upscale people?
Are they people who are I don't know, have a
(26:50):
mental disorder, disease, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know. Who's standing in line for two hours to
get bags?
Speaker 13 (26:59):
And here are my tips per securing the bag quite literally.
They typically do it too.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, she's got a tip on how to get these bags.
So if you're one of these bag people, she's got
a tip on how to get them.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
How about that?
Speaker 13 (27:11):
And here are my tips per securing the bag quite literally.
They typically do a two part release, so there's some
available right when they open and then again at four pm.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
How do you know that unless you've been there and
you have extensive knowledge and extensive hours I've invested in
these Trader Joe's bags. How would you know their delivery
system unless you work there? Doesn't sound like this one
works there.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
They do a two part release, so they do a
two part release, once in the morning, once after.
Speaker 13 (27:38):
Four so there's some available right when they open and
then again at four pm. I also only showed up
thirty minutes early, but they gave two samples while I
was waiting. Once it's your turn, there's a maximum of
four per person, and you can only get one of
each color. That part was a little disappointing, but I
understand that lines what color? That part was a little disappointing.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
But what part was disappointing? You could only get two.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Two samples while I was waiting. Once it's your turn
is a maximum of for per person, and you can
only get one.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Of each color. Oh, you can only get one of
each color.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
So she wanted to get more than one of each color,
and she's disappointed by that.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Yeah, that part was a little disappointing.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
How disappointing? Bedridden? Suicidal, mentionable, noticeable? What level of depression
set in?
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Somehow she still managed to fight through and make this
social media post.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yes, yeah, able to fight off her depression, her bedridden depression,
get out of bed to hit this video.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
That part was a little disappointing, A little disappointed.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, she knocked that out a little not much, just
a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
That part was a little disappointing, But I understand that
lines would be super long if you could choose otherwise
this process was seamless, like a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know, the people at work at Trader Joes have
got to be staring at this line, going can uf
and believe this.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
It's a good thing. We're a well oiled machine.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
We don't have to sell food anymore. All this crap
always goes bad. People complain, people return crap. Let's just
sell these bags, get rid of the produce, get rid
of everybody and everything. Just sell these bags. And how
long can this continue? I don't get it. I just
don't get it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
It doesn't come with like a cabbage bags dollar or something.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Or to check me Elmo, or a cashier's checking each
one for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
And if that has come across KFI today, then I've
been successful.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I don't get it. I don't get it. Is Angel
with us today? She is not? Who's with Michael Morris?
Michael Morris, Oh, Michael Morris, You with us? Yes? Uh huh?
But do you get this thing with the Trader Joe's bag? No? No,
I have been I don't really go to TJ's that
much anymore. Oh, you you used to it? Have you
had a bad experience, sir.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
H only with the prices of some of their items,
but as far as Okay, what about you, Steph Bosh
any interest in this in the bags?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Not in the slightest, not at all. Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, what about you, Matt or Gary? Any idea
why this is so popular?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
No idea? And would you do this? No? Not personally?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, all right, just doing a quick check around, quick
whip around and see how health think we all are.
And I think we are. I think we all passed.
If you're standing in line, you've not passed your nuts.
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