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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k if I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Hey if I am sixty, it's Conway Show. It's Monday.
A dig dong ding dong. All right, everybody's here, everybody's
here tomorrow. Don't forget your tax as a dude tomorrow.
Every year we say that and I always get an email,
(00:21):
Oh thanks, I forgot. I didn't realize it was already
the fifteenth, So get your taxes in tomorrow. I know,
belly O and I were late bloomers when it comes
to taxes. I finished mine last night, and uh, hey,
no good, no good, not good.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's just you know, organizing everything and you can't find
some stuff and you never know, you know. I mean
the guys that I My accountan and tax guy is
the best.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But he can only work with what I give him.
And he's like, man, oh man, he goes every year.
You always say you're gonna do it in January February,
and it's October fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know, you finally get stuff to me.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So and I said to him, I said, look, I
would be surprised if you kept me as a client.
I really would you guys say that, Cobb Simmons, they're
the best.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I know you hate this, but happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I woke up yesterday
on my birthday to about I don't know about forty
guys gals attacking me with texts, and so i'd attack
them back, you know, happy birthday. And so I spent
you know, twenty minutes doing that, and nobody attacked me
(01:36):
with a gift, which is great. I think Michelle Cube
is the only the only person that laid a gift
on me, which is great. I got you a gift yesterday.
Oh that's right, that's right. I did not text you.
You didn't call me or text me. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Man Manziers.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I did attack you, Yeah you did, and I attacked back.
I attacked you too.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And when somebody says happy birthday, I always right back
the same thing. Happy belated birthday to you, because I
probably forgot.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I probably did, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But it's simply is a day that you were born,
and so I don't you had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's not accomplishment, it's not really even a special day.
You know, it's especially as you get older. It's another year,
you know, another year gone by.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
So people are celebrating the day you were right because
they like you.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh you're the best belly of Thanks but not me,
but o, thank you, belly. Oh you're very sweet. Thank
you so much, thank you. I went to the track
by myself yesterday for my birthday. That's what I like doing.
And I got a lot of people saying, banging on me,
what a loser. You know you could you on the
on the day that you're born, you don't spend with
your family.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I did spend with my family up until about four thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Or five, and then I shot off to sant Anita
and and bet a couple of races than came home.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's your birth that's right. Nobody else is so real. Quickly,
I I bought it. I got a new car because
my car was almost nineteen years old and no good,
no good, So I had to buy a new car.
Mine's falling apart, literally falling apart. I have ten pieces
in my car that I don't know where they go,
but I know they've fallen off.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
At one point. I keep them in the back.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And so I'm at Sananita and I'm walking down you
know the guys that I know that you know, gamble there,
play there or whatever. And one guy says, I said, hey,
do you drive today? He goes, no, I took the train.
I said, okay. I said, how are you getting to
the train station, because from Sananita Park to the train
(03:39):
at Arcadia train stations like a mile and a half.
Two miles, made a mile and a half. And he said,
I'm gonna walk. I said, I'll get a car up,
I'll drive you there. He goes, no, no, no. I said, buddy,
get in the car. He was all buzzed too. And
so he gets in the car and he goes, man,
he goes, this car is so small. I said, yeah,
that's smaller by other car. And then he says, is
(04:02):
this your wife's car? And I said, buddy, get out.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
He started laughing. I go get out. He goes.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He goes, I won't say anything more. He said, no,
just get out. He says, no, I won't say anything else.
I said, buddy, look there's an Arcadia cop sitting over there.
If you don't get out, I'm gonna tell that cop
that you're a homeless guy in my car, and I
know him.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I know that cop. He'll throw you out of his car.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He gets out and he's laughing his ass off, and
he walked away, laughing his ass and he texted me
later he said, buddy, he goes. I walked a mile
and a half, laughing the entire way. He said, I
haven't had that good to laugh in years. With every
step I was laughing my ass off.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Did he think about what he said that?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He said, if I do it over again, I'll do
it the same thing, he says, laughing my ass off
the entire way. One hundred percent, one hundred percent. Yeah,
that's that's a that's a real t.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right. We're watching the Dodger game. Here.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's uh the bottom of the eighth inning. Dodgers are
down six to three. Man on second and third for
the Dodgers, and let's see if they can they can
get a hit here. Key k Hernandez is up and
I think he popped up. So there's two outs. This
will be the third if.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
They catch this.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, all right, so three outs and now we go
to the ninth inning with the Dodgers down six to three.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But at least it's a game. It's a game. Yes,
they came back a little right.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It could have been six nothing, seven nothing, and people
had been depressed out of their mind. And when you
spend four or five, six hundred dollars for a ticket,
you need to see a game or a blowout in
your favor Those are the only two ways you can go.
But when you see a blowout in the in the
opposing's team, team's favor it sucks, It really does.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know, you're miserable as hell.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The food doesn't taste as good, the beers aren't as good, nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Is as good when there's a blowout.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But when it's a tight game like this and the
Dodgers are in it, you know up until last inning,
you know, if the Mets don't score here, then it's
a great game. You know it's a it's a cool game.
And you want to see a tight series. You want
to see the Dodgers win in four, Well maybe you do,
but you don't really.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Want to see the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You want to see the Dodgers win in Game seven,
walk off, homer, walk off grand slam in the bottom
of the ninth in the seventh.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
In a well, the games may have been blowouts, at
least a couple of them with the Padres. That series
was phenomenal because it was so tight.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, right, and it went down to the last game.
It was too you know, two runs made a difference
in that last game. So the Dodgers are going to
play and I didn't know that they went. They screwed
this up again in baseball. But it's two three to
two again. It used to be two two, one one one, right,
and now they messed this up again. So if the Padre,
if the Mets win today, they could clinch in New York,
(06:51):
or the Dodgers could clinch in New York if they
sweep those three games. So Dodger Stadium may not see
another game this year if the Mets win, which is
horrible because the Dodgers deserve to have two at home,
two away, one at home, one away one at home. Yeah,
the better record, And I think that's the series, isn't
(07:13):
isn't two three two?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I heard it on the TV.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It was it was two three to two, Yeah, because
they said the next three games they're gonna be in
New York. So look, I think even if the Mets win.
I think Dodger fans aren't going to be, you know,
hugely pissed about that, as opposed to the Padres won.
If the Padres beat the Dodgers, the Dodger fans would
(07:36):
be livid right now, to be crazy calling for Dave
Roberts to uh, you know, to retire or fired Dave Roberts,
you know, the whole run. But because the Mets win,
it's like, okay, all right, who cares.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
So if the Mets win and it's tied one to one,
the next three games, yes, all in New York Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, so it's two, three to two, and so the
advantage if the Mets win today is clearly with the Mets.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And so, but at.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Least it's a series. Look, it's October and we're watching baseball.
We're watching baseball in middle October. You gotta be cool
with that. You gotta be happy as hell. You know
that that puts off your stupid reality for a while.
You know, whatever problems you have at home, you at least,
you know, at least four games or now at least
five games if the Mets win today, at least five
(08:25):
games in October. In late October, you're gonna be watching baseball.
So think about that way. Think about that way. Be positive,
be positive. All right, very good. We're live on KFI
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Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's a big deal, so I hope you win. Belly
was nice enough to buy a cake at Pavilions for
my birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That was cool of her.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And we're having Piqito Moss come in too. Mine is
now so and we're giving away something for Poquito Moss today.
We're giving away the big forty burritos up today or
tomorrow or Belly is up toda tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Is that tomorrow today? What's the Pokito mosk giveaway?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is that today? I'm just gonna sit here and wait.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah that air is that pokito must thing today?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yoh it is today? Okay, excellent, okay, all right there
she goes, Pokito Moss is terrific. I used to stop
there every night. It's it's on my way home, the
one on Olive and uh man that that.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Food is sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And you know what's great about is that the people
who work there, they get to know you. And and
I sat there eating my my, uh you know, my food,
and I'd say about thirty percent of the people that
came in the lady goes, hey, Jeff, how you know
we got your will get your order. We're going right away. Yeah,
it's it's pretty cool. It's like a like going to
(10:51):
home to eat. That's what I should call it, you know,
piqito moss a little bit of home. Wasn't pikito musk
mean a little more? Yes, a little more, A little
bit was that? Is that right, Stef? Pokato mos means
a little more, just a little more, just a little more. Yeah, yeah,
ask them at the counter when you're done with your
brito for a little more.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, fall out of here, what's wrong with you? A
little more?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So it says the title Pogeto Moss, Now get up.
So Bellio gave me a card with two Mega million
lotto or no, a power ball and a mega million,
and so if I win that, I sort of have
to share with everybody on that card.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I think that's I think that's why people signed it.
You don't think so, just.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
You basically I use your okay, yeah, okay, so you
bought yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I remember when we had I don't know, we had
some kind of we did something the ratings or something happened.
Oh no, it was an anniversary, the tenth anniversary of
doing the show and Belly was nice enough to recognize
it and bought a cake, and we sort of, you know,
celebrated that milestone.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Petros and Money went on the air and they were
pissed that they have been here four or five years
longer and nobody ever gets them a cake to celebrate
their anniversary. And then Tim Kates said, one of the
funniest things ever. He's the producer for Petros and Money
over at five seventy am Sports and he also does
Dodgers and ucling. And Kate said, wait a minute, you
(12:32):
want me to go out with my money and buy you.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Guys a cake. That's so classic, that's so great.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was the same show where Kate's Petros was talking
about Kate's has three beautiful daughters, and Petro says he
and they all sleep in one room. At one point,
all three daughters were in one big room at their house,
and Petro said, Kate's is raising them orphanage.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's orphanage. All right, What the hell I gotta laugh
about some crap round here. You just kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
All right, let's get into We've got the longest resident
at the Burbank Animal Shelter and he's got to get out.
I think gotta get the hell out of there, because look,
the animal shelter sucks. You know, you think you hate
it when you go there for five minutes. How about
being there for ten months or eight months?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Her Bank Animal Shelter needs your help finding it forever
home for one of its pet residents. Astisk guys have
spent two years at the facility. Unacceptable without being adopted.
She's actually the longest pet resident at the shelter. Well,
she's out of the shelter today, enjoining us live in studio.
That Roho and Ben Duke's from the Burbank Animal Shelter.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Welcome. She's got to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Two years, that's fourteen years in the dog's life. Fourteen
years in is for doing nothing. Yeah, crows, you got
room in the backyard. I'm getting that dog and bringing
her to Europe.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's right now.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I have one gold a day to get you adopted.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So I at least need you to show them your face.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Okay, you're showing them the backside. That's looking good too,
but let's get some face in there.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Girly.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
There you go, guys, welcome to the show. While we
turn her around tell us about Astro.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, well, she's killed eight people. What yeah, killed eight people?
Oh okay, God, it's gonna be a tough sell.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well, Astra has been at the shelter for two years.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
She's an Armenian Camper Anatolian Shepherd mix.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, she's the sweetest dog ever. She is very calm.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
She's been in the studio for a while now.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Yeah, she definitely can be playful. She is a puppy
at heart. She likes to gallop and she has a
zumi sometimes.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, why is she there for two years? Then? What's
going on with this dog?
Speaker 9 (14:52):
But she's generally a very calm, mellow dog.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
She seems great.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
If my brother's listening right now in San Diego, he
is in his car, he's not going to tolerate this,
my brother, Jake, I swear to God. If he's listing
right now in his car driving the burbank getting a
hotel on tomorrow morning, that dog's his, he will find it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
He will find a home for that dog. He will
find a home for that dog.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
Here you go in, and here's that pretty See she
has a little camera shy.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Okay, we should say if people can't tell you the TV.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
She's one hundred and sixty pounds.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
One hundred and sixty pounds. I'm sorry, what hundred and
sixty pounds? Oh my god, were's more than I do.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Wow, one hundred and sixty pounds. How much do you
feed a one hundred and sixty pound dog? Five pounds
a day?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, as much as it wants?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How much?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
How much is that angel? You're good with dogs. You
got a big dog. You got olive?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Right, yeah, so ill she'll she would probably eat three
times as much as olive because olive weighs fifty pounds,
and I feed all of about she gets around twenty
twenty three ounces of.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Food a day.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Really you're that specific? Huh?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Well, yeah, because I mean I make her food and.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Then oh, I say, okay, what do you make a
rice and chicken?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
No beef and vegetables?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's cool? Every day you cook for well, I cook
it all.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
I try to do it like once a week, and
then just make it for the week. That's cool, and
portion it out.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, good mama, you know it's good, mama.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
One hundred and sixty pounds. So I'm guessing size. Probably
I didn't mean it out to grow up.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Size has probably been a deterrent for some folks.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
Yes, I think her size is intimidating a big.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Dog, but you know, I'm just looking at belly. Show
me a picture. That's a big ass dog, man.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But you know she has a dog weighs more than you.
It weighs more than me. What do you have ninety
five pounds? What do you weigh? Ninety six?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
But you know, all she needs is maybe a decent
size yard or she can stretch out. She does get
your time.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
At our shelter.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yard needs a county.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
But she's really been living an account for two years.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Does she get along with other dogs?
Speaker 6 (17:00):
She should be the only pet in the household.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh no, there's trouble. There you go, there's trouble. Or
there's right two cold.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
She should be the only pet in the household.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
Okay, proferably with adults only, because she does get the
strike three. Proferbly with adults only, because she does get this.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
She's an adults only dog, adults only porn dog.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Proferably with adults only, because she does get the zoomies
and she could.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Okay, so we're looking for an adults only home.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No other pets, big yard and somebody who has a
lot of money to feed put it on only pets.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
How can we adopt her?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Give us the process.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
So we are open Tuesdays or Saturdays. Adoptions are done
between the hours of twelve pm and four pm.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You can just come on into the shelter.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I don't know. I'd sleep with one eye open.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Find one hundred and sixty pound dog that has a
lot came a lot of warnings.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Right, you open your eyes in the middle of the
night and he's literally standing beside just staring at you
because he's got that big right.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't know, maybe Jake turned around.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (18:10):
Dodger game is over. Yeah, they lost seven to three,
but they were in it to the last pitch.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
They had two guys on no out's in the bottom
of the nine. That was cool.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So that was an interesting game. And now they are
going to New York City, So there you go. All right,
next Dodger game is when crows you have a beat on?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
That is it?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. All right,
very very good Dodgers great game yesterday nine to nothing.
That was an awesome game. Today not so great, and
they'll pick it up tomorrow on Wednesday, day after tomorrow.
So that's kind of a cool, cool deal.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
All right. Influencers, influencers.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I know a lot of people are influencers, and you
can have a credit card where you pay it all
off with content instead of cash.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Making its debut, but not it's everyone. Everyone gets it.
This one allows social media influencers to pay with online content.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh, I see, So you can get a credit card
thousand dollars limit and then you've got to put stuff
on your social media advertising and then you work it
off that way.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I think that's how it works instead of cash.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
So listen, honestly, who needs to sugar daddy.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
If you have this card, it's basically a social credit card,
and you pay with Instagram stories.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Can done, you can do your hair, you can get
your nails to so let's go spend it.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
So you get a weekly allowance of up to four
thousand dollars to spend and for each transaction you pay
with two Instagram stories, which is like so crazy to
me because you can live off of this and not
spend a single set.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Wow, that's a lot. Somebody must have a lot of followers.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Four thousand dollars a week and all you do is
put up you two ads.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
So the card is offered by voice I should I mean,
and all you do is you use this card at
any place where you can take cards.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
The card is offered by on the house network.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Well girl.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Yeah. It's a financial technology platform that uses artificial intelligence
to monitor content creative for brands and match creators with
marketing deals.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So that's a good idea, BELLI, we should do this,
don't We have enough people on social media?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do it well?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
On Facebook?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We have on Facebook? Okay, all right, hello is cheese?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Its pretty good?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You have the burnt ones? Yeah, yeah, they're the best.
Oh my god, so good man. Whoever came up with that?
The burnt cheese? It?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
That was it? That is awesome? What are you talking about? Crozier.
You've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Wait, I haven't heard it either.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Angel, you've not heard of it either.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
No, and it sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Steps you got to save us. I heard about it.
What was that against the burnt cheese? It?
Speaker 11 (20:51):
I haven't heard of that. Oh, I don't know what
that is. I thought you were making fun of her
because it was like expired.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, where are you guys living in the grocery store,
just in the fish section.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Maybe they know it by not calling it burned, but
ask extra toasty.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, they don't even know that.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
You don't know extra toasty cheese.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Its oh my god, thewice cooked.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
Yeah, I know that extra. I never called them burn
That sounds not unappetizing.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That's what they are. And they burn them a little,
but man, they're the best, they really are. They're ten
times better than a regular cheese. It ten times better,
twenty times Okay, I'll go twenty twenty times. And when
I buy them, and and I go that that section,
they're always the ones sold out, the burnt ones, always
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extra toasty.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I don't know whatever they call, but they're they're sensational.
They're great.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And I guarantee you somebody in their car right now,
he's going to the market right now, and they're.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Going to get them. Absolutely I would. I would too.
I love those toasty cheeto cheese. Its extra toast toasted cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
But they should do it with everything, you know, actually
toasted laced chips extually you know, just keep in the
oven a little longer to cook everything.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You know, fine, a great.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
So after making sponsored content, influencers can then spend their
payment in person at the business.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, Oh, here's another thing. I went to in and
out yesterday. Yes, yes, on Saturday, I went in and out,
And you know, it's always a crapshoot on whether you're
gonna get fries that are you know, hot fries that
are warm, or fries that are unbelievably hot where they
burn your mouth. I got the burnt mouth fries. It happens,
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you know, like maybe once or twice a month. You
get those hot, hot ass salty fries. They are the best.
Man oh man, there's nothing like that. Fries that burn
your mouth wherever you buy them. You know, McDonald's, Burger King,
Jack in the Box, Del Taco's pretty good with those
fire fries. But man, fries, when they're hotter than hell,
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there's nothing like that in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Nothing clear.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
This perk is only for big time creators to be
considered for this, you have.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
To have them all right. Here we go, here's the criteria.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Have at least ten thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Hi, bellyah, we got that. What was it? I'm sorry,
I got ten thousand followers? We got that. Yeah, let's
start spending money.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
At least ten thousand followers. It's one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh, how about that?
Speaker 10 (23:26):
Have at least ten thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, so a lot of people listening. Oh, ten thousand.
I got that. I can start making money. Four thousand
dollars a week.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I think it's one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, thanks for the the letdown.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
I think it's one hundred thousand, right.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, it's got to be one hundred thousand. Why would
they give you four thousand dollars a week with ten
thousand followers, They wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Well, we call them micro influence. Well, we call them
micro influencers.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Okay, ten thousand, and as of now, the network rarely okay,
here's where it is. The network rarely accepts anyone under
one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Followers under one hundred thousand, so you're screwed.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
The platform is only available in a handful of cities,
including LA, but there are plans to expand.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I like it.
Speaker 10 (24:11):
Here's the thing though, I always wonder about the influencer world. Yeah,
it's almost like tip for tat right, like you post
something about our product. You could have the product right right,
But that doesn't pay their rent, that doesn't pay the bills.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Don't need to be paid money it.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Needs yes, yeah, no give that money, that's right.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
We can't. You can't just be getting that.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
No, that's like a silent thing.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No no, no, no you can.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
You can take that credit card and buy the essentials
that you would otherwise had to spend your cash on
and save your cash for rent. There this this crew
doesn't know what's going on.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
You can.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Some people are just like full time influencers, but some
people do get paid money for their posts.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
I feel like, how could you?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
How could you just live off of free product?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That way, they have to be making some income. And
if so, like where where where front?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
The company?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Company offers you product? And that's right, I guess.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Commission, right, Yeah, if you're earning commission based off if
you sell x number.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Of like people whatever it is. People saw you and
then they went and got it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh, I know what this is. I didn't recognize those voices.
I know what this is. There's a new show I
think it's on KTLA or Fox called four Confused women.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, I love that show. Oh man, I auditioned for that.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, I know you weren't confused enough, Fello, Yeah, you
gotta be more confused.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What a name for a show, though. Wouldn't you watch
that every day? Four Confused Women? Oh my god, I would.
I would record that every single day. Oh we do.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (25:49):
God, that song always reminds me of that Manti Teo.
Remember the guy I used to play for Notre Dame.
Do you remember that story? Beellio Manti Teo. He was
playing defense on Notre Dame and then somebody contacted him.
Her name was Leo or Lea A Leyah, and she
was pretending to be his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh yes, yes, how wild that story cat fishing.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, yeah, and destroyed his life and he was not
going to get married to her. And then they all
of a sudden she stopped contacting him, and turns out
it was a guy Lina Linayka, that's right, yeah now,
And there was a guy that was doing all the
you know, the the messaging and the typing and the
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voices and all to Manti Tayo.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Is that name? Manti Tayo? That's it?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
But that song always reminds me like I gotta look
for that song. It's gonna drive me crazy if I
don't find it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
The song I just played or no, but it's it's
a takeoff on that song.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Oh what song did you just play? That's a dynamite
by Tayo Cruise.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Okay, all right, how would you spell mantiteo? No idea?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
That's me m A N t I r A Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, t a o uh huh uh. Let's see
if it comes up here Manto song. I don't know
if that's it. All right, I'll find it during the break.
Maybe this is it. No, that's not it, but.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's it was a great song.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
My name is Teo man Tita. Oh this is it.
This is I'm squirming in my football pants pants pants pants, yeah,
helmet and my shoulder pads. Pads, pads pads.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You just disappointed on my fans stans Fanstan Yeah stole
the sports headlines.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
From Lance Lance Lance Lance yeh was love.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
At first low gone, but now her Twitter account is gone.
I met my hot girlfriend let nay online. I talked, Hey, my.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Name is Ted.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I've never met her, but we talked all night. I
love the name. You proves I'm not gay.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's super moto billow Bring mustper girl like games.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
She don't exist, but she.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Still dining no Mike.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
She got that.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, I'd like to hut hike. No, she don't exist,
but she still dyning no Mike. That was great.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That was like around the same time I think that
the Charlie Sheen song came out. I think it was
like right around the same time. And we used to
play that all the time. And a buddy of mine,
guy named Sean Murphy's the biggest Notre Dame fan of
the world, grew up watching Notre Dame. Still goes to
the game on road, you know, road games, home games,
and he's like, buddy, can you stop playing that song?
(28:55):
It trives me crazy. But that's right around the same time,
I think, maybe a year or two before we started
playing that Charlie Sheen song. That was awesome as well.
Charlie Sheen was the best man. Charlie Sheen gave us
a lot of material every single day, and nothing better
than this song.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And uh yeah, I amateur culture arm machine. It's not available.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
If you try it once, you will die your face
on melatrol more people's body, your body.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
You love to party, n the love the rod.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I was on deer imt You're look like drip I arm.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
That's how I parted.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
That's how I parted.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
I was banging seven grand rocks.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
That's how I rolled one gear go Everything.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Went there, went there, when.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Everywhere where absolute victory where I want.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
To question everywhere, right, every single long.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I'm a toll fucking rusht off from Mars.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Come on, bro, I gotta tackle by keep on on
my reins and being like dude, I can't handle it.
Went there, went there, way everywhere. I got a this
all that was a great song.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
And then right around that time, of course, the best
song ever we ever played on the air.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
See he's a neighbor, Uh walk me through again. What
happened this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white
girl ran into a black man's arms.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Did giveaway? Did give away?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
My neighbor got big testicles because we see this dude
every day we eat ribs, but we didn't have it.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
Lou hit that girl.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But in that house, she said, please help me get out.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Didn't give it away, didn't give him win, didn't give
it win, ain't.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Give away, ain't give away, give away, give him.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
We give him.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
We did give it away, did give away. My neighbor
got big testicles because we see this dude every day.
We eat ribs. Dude, but we getting bad blue.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Hit that girl.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But in that house, she said, please help to get
it out. So I'm opened the door. We can't get
in that way. A body can't get through the door,
only your head. So we kicked them bottom and she.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Comes out and she says, get some old girls up
in that house. Goldn wong wung and they called him
and McDonald's.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
I knew something was home when a little pretty white
girl ran into her black man's arms.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Givey, yeah, give it way.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
My neighbor got paid tested times man.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Nobody's giving us good material. No good songs have come
out lately, but we getting bad blue hit that girl.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But in that house, she said, please have to get
it out.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Give it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Some of celebrity really lost their crap publicly like that.
I don't know, man, it's been a long time. Needs
someone to come step forward.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Well, you know, when Charlie Sheen went through that, it
wasn't just a week or a month, It was like
an eight or nine month period where he would just
just bowling over everybody if they kept un giving.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You remember he went on on a show. He had
a road show.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I mean he would sell sell out tours. He would
sell at theaters and arenas to be other Charlie Sheen tour.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
That was something else. That guy's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, Dodgers lost, So the series is tied one one.
The next three games will be in New York, which
sucks because that's not the way it should play.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It should be played. That's just baseball. I think. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I wanted to save some money, so have to travel
and take everybody back from New York to LA, you know,
three times. So the next three games are going to
be in New York City or wherever the Met's play
New York's I don't even know where they're playing. And
then if all the Dodgers have to do is win
one game one of the three, and then comes back
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to LA, comes back to Los Angeles. So the Dodgers
need to win at least one. If they win three,
great two great, one fantastic, but zero no good, no good.
But the Dodgers fought and they were into it right
till the end. Two on, no out's the ninth and
they that's that. You saw a great game. I mean
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you saw a decent game. And if you went Sunday, man,
you saw a great game. If you're a Dodger fan,
it was a party at just a three hour party
at Dodger Stadium. Beer was flowing, people eating high five
and strangers. Ah what a party that was Sunday at
Dodger Stadium. All right, But as soon as they win
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one game, start buying tickets because they're going to be Wednesday, Thursday,
and Friday in New York.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
And then when does the is it? Is it a
Sunday game? Crows? You have that Scoturday Monday? Ah? Really
all right?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So Game three, four, and five will be in New
York Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and get your tickets. If the
Dodgers win one of those games, it's coming back to
LA unless they sweep and win all three of them,
which is possible as well. Alright, we are live on
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