October 16, 2024 • 33 mins
Dr. Lucy Jones, Center for Science and Society talks about The Great ShakeOut drill is scheduled for 10:17 a.m. Thursday. // Crozier was in 5-car accident on 210EB last night // Dana Carvey’s SNL Joe Biden impersonation is based on Mr. Magoo & Tim Conway // Weather is cooling / Bellio is wearing her Brawny Sleeveless Vest / Nudify a dangerous AI tool
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k if I AM six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
KFI AM six is Conway Show. I can't wait for
the keyword for our five to twenty cash giveaway. That's
gonna be great. It's wrong, it's he says on my sheet.
(00:21):
It says the keyword to five twenty cash giveaway is ball.
I meant Bills. Oh you did, Yes, wouldn't It.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is nowhere near the I on the keyboard by that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's right, that's right, it's balls.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, it's Bill.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Bill's okay, all right. The keyword at four twenty is
the F word.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no give me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's wrong. Wow, it really stepped off the curb today.
All right, let's get into this. Tomorrow is the big
shakeout and the best person in the world who has
calmed my nerves dozens of times and a lot of
people here in southern California Dot Lucy Jones. Doctor. How
are you?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I am great? I quote you all the time. Two
things I quote you, two things I've learned from you
that I try to teach the audience every day. Number
one is when the big one hits, nobody in southern
California will ask anybody else, Hey, is this the big one?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Right? It's gonna go on for so long you won't
have any doubt.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Right. And the second thing I like to quote you
is it's gonna last for about two hundred seconds of
mind boggling shaking, and you better have a lot of
water on hand.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, that's a little bit farther. I'd go for one
hundred seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
One hundred Oh, okay, that's great. I'm I'm gonna start
telling everybody one hundred seconds. But it's gonna be one
hundred seconds of seeing buildings move, of watching some buildings topple,
watching some freeways collapse. It's gonna be radical.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, maybe, Okay, it's going to be really strong shaking
the freeways. You know, one thing about we do a
great job of preparing for the last earthquake, and because
we've had problems with the freeways, the state has invested
about ten billion dollars in the last thirty years retrofitting
the freeways.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And those are the big steel Those are the steel
covers they're putting on the columns.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, right, right, And then you know, the big buildings,
some of them are going to be coming down, probably
a much smaller percentage that we think. But just as
one high rise coming down in downtown LA, that's the
only thing that's going to be on the news, and
it's right, and it's going to be difficult to convince
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people to stay. So it's not going to be every building,
but we're going to see the ones that are down.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now, Doctor Jones. When when you're I drive around, I
drove around today and I and I think about this
every single time. But when you're under a freeway overpass
at a red light, doesn't that don't you only think
about the earthquake?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You know, right after Northridge? I did that a lot.
And I don't know if you remember, right after Northridge,
people would like not stop under the overpath. Oh yeah,
you know that's the freeways backed up. They would just
let there be a blank space, and then people gradually
started taking them and now you never leave the space anymore.
As I said, you know, at least that's we've focused
(03:31):
on that problem, and I think that one's going to
be better. We haven't focused on quite a few others,
like water.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Pipes, right, like the how we get our water with
the aqueduct that is going to break in every case.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well, the San Andreas fault moves all of the outside
water crosses the San Andreas fault to get to us
in one of the four aqueducts, and every one of
them will be offset if it's enough of the fault coast.
At the same time, doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Doctor, I heard Elon Musk, And again I don't know
what your opinion is of Elon Musk, but I heard
him say that these subway tunnels are going to be
are very safe because the land all moves together. Is
that true?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I wouldn't attribute this all to Elon Musk, but yes,
tunnels are one of the safest things in an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And it doesn't feel like it, ok. But there's two reasons.
One is that when those earthquake waves come through, they
come up and they hit the earth surface and they have
to bounce down, so the movement at the surface is
actually twice as big as it is it far the depths.
And then think about a circle is a really strong shape.
So you've got all of the rock around the tunnel
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holding it in place and holding it up. And so
I mean think about it. Tokyo has a huge subway system,
has really big earthquakes, and they've never seen a collapse
of a subway tunnel in an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Great knowledge. I love that, doctor Jones. How far north
and how far south will we feel the big one
when it hits.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The whole state? I would think, and well in to
the Baja, because you know, they for a really big one,
it might run all the way from the salt and
sea up to about past robles that the actual earthquake
is happening. So if not doesn't happen at a point,
it happens over a surface, and to be a really
big earthquake, you have a bigger surface. But you know,
(05:27):
even the six point nine moment preator earthquake in nineteen
eighty nine in the Bay Area, I know people who
felt it in La Wow, right, you know, so I
think that it would be definitely felt through the Bay Area.
We could easily have an aftershock to our big earthquake
in the Bay Area. Oh God, you know, I think
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I could feel it in northern California. You'd probably have
to be sitting pretty quietly and then it'll come across
as really slow rocking oh, look at those blinds getting
going or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Doctor, I can't tell you again. I always like to
tell you this because I think you deserve a lot
of credit. You really sue the nerves of a lot
of people over the last twenty thirty forty years. How
long you've been, however long you've been doing this. When
earthquake hits, people are they get post traumatic stress disordered.
They're on their last nerve. And when you come on
the radio or come on TV, it man, it's a
(06:23):
sigh of relief. It's like, you know, it's like almost
like a beautiful mother coming into your room as a child,
saying and holding your hand when there's lightning in thunder.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh, well, thank you. I do think, I mean, I've
got plenty of colleagues. I think there's two things going on.
I do think that information is comforting. Sure, right, part
of being afraid of earthquake is not understanding it. And
when we give it a name and a fault and
a number, we make it seem more manageable. But as
you said, you tend to feel better when mommy tells
you that's okay, than daddy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So you know, I'm on nineteen of these earthquakes alert
apps and one went off two months ago and I
about had a heart attack. And then once the earthquake
got to me, I think, I know, one of the
blinds in the window moved like a quarter of an inch.
I think this. I think these apps are going to
give me a heart attack before the earthquake gets me.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, it would be nice if we could get some
I know the ones on the Android phone have two
different messages. There's be aware an earthquake's happening, and they
don't go to drop pepper, hold on until it's going
to be storm shaking. Oh I I'd like to see
that more commonly.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, so tomorrow is the big super Bowl for men
and women.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like you, right exactly shake out who knew what we
had created when we did this sixteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What does that look like for you?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Is that a busy day, It's a busy week. I
just got back from a six hour workshop helping small
businesses involved. I've done. This is not the only interview
that I'm doing, and tomorrow I'm going to be involved
in in a functional exercise as people try to do this.
So you know, we're doing this for awareness and if
(08:04):
I can do my piece, my piece of that doing it,
you know, devoting a week to it once a year,
as I can handle that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, Two things, What time is it tomorrow? Does the
Great Shakeout.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Start ten seventeen? So we always do it on the
third Thursday of October? Okay, and the same time as
the date, so because tomorrow is October seventeen, it'll be
ten seventeen at ten seventeen.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So idiots can remember it, so we hope. Okay, all right.
And secondly, of all the interviews you do, TV, radio,
internet podcast, does this one that you do with us?
Is it top ten?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Sure? Yeah, we keep it on the right information. Yeah.
Now you didn't ask for top I'll get hit up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That is great, doctor. I really appreciate you coming on.
I felt like I grew up with you, and I
felt like, even though we've never met, like I've known you.
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm getting used to talking with you.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's right, that's right. But please come back with us.
You know what we we don't hear from you too.
That's also nice because that means we're not having major quakes.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah. I like having time off from this stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, all right, enjoy the great shake, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Thanks all right.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There she goes doctor Lucy Jones and me ah man,
She's terrific. She really is great. If you're not born
and raised here in southern California, you'd understand how many
times she has saved my life, your life, your life.
The listeners lies and calmed us down. She's a localist,
not national treasure. She's on blue. Nobody calms the city
(09:41):
down like this, like this, Doctor Lucy Jones, nobody, no one.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll come
back though. We have Michael Monks coming out of us
at five. We're gonna talk about the Menendez murderers, right, murderers?
Is that what they are? Yes, they want to get
out and murder more. Is that what's going on? And
(10:02):
I'll tell you personally, I'm afraid of getting murdered by them.
That's why I want them locked up because I had
I had a run in and I'll tell you about
We'll come back.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Two things. I helped them and end his brothers stay
in jail for the rest of their lives. I'm afraid
they're going to come out and kill me. But first, Krazer,
you had a radical accident?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yes, today, Yeah, happened, little five car accident. If you
were on the Pasadena Freeway going east last night, right
around seven seven thirty and everything came to stop.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I was in that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wow whereabouts Pasadena whereabouts, just before Madree Street. Oh okay,
that's the busy area anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
It's right where the where just past the the opening
for the car pool lane there where you can get
in and out and so. And it was and normally
it's not as crowded as it was last night at
that time. But yeah, I was the third car and
a five car little ding ding.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So somebody you rearunded, Sondy, somebody rearned you, and then
you rearunded somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I saw it coming, so I tried to avoid It
was in the fast lane or the passing lane, not
fast at all, and I tried.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To get a little over to my left.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
But not go into the car polane because it was
happening so fast I didn't know if anybody was there.
And I actually came to a very quick stop and
then the guy behind me smacked me, and I smacked
into the into the woman in.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Front of me. How much damage your car totaled?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
No, no, it's not total. But the woman in front
of me, her car is definitely total. She went under
the car that was in front of her.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh no, she could have got killed.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and she was pretty scho shaken up too. She didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
She didn't speaking to English, and she was on the phone.
She actually gave me her phone at one point to
talk to nine one one, to you know, talk, but
I had already called nine one one, And then she
gave me the phone again to talk to her partner,
who spoke English, and it was I and I just
told him. I said, yeah, the car looks like it's done.
They couldn't move the car.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh no.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
We tried the CHP officer that ended up being their officer, Voss.
Great job he did getting things under control, and the
two guys that were behind me took off.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So the guy.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Directly there was a hit and run. Yeah that's l
a yeah, yeah, go figure, right. But I wasn't even
sure if there was a fifth car back there, two
back behind me. But the guy in the in the
directly behind me came up and talked to me, and
he as much as I could figure because he didn't
speak in English either. He said that the guy behind
him hit as well, and he took off. And then
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the guy behind me I was trying to talk to
and he kept saying he was wanting to leave. I
got was getting that vibe the way he was kind
of motioning, and I kept saying, police are coming, hb
are coming, and he just kind of said and he just.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Took off, got his car and took off.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I did get his license plate with my phone though,
and it was a Baja California plate. And the cchbar said, yeah,
we're probably not gonna be able to find that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh man, that is unbelievable. I think we have audio
from the call. Here is this ry?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
On the way to save Krozier, Robert Fuller, SCYS, Dixie McCarn,
Bobby true.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
As generally indeed ran off man too, John Yes, and
starting captain time as fireman Roger Smergency.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
All props to the CHP, by the way, especially that
particular officer, because you know when you're stuck in those
things when there's an accident, and especially if you're either
just coming off it or you're way back and you
don't see what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They he went to great pains to.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Try to get all of us over to the far
right on the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
He In fact, he told the first lady on the
very front to go ahead and pull over, and she did.
And then he tried to get in the in the
woman's car in front of me, and she had turned
the car off and could it couldn't get it back
on it that the whole front of the thing was
just accordioned. And when when he could not get her
car moving, that's when he called for a tow, called
for extra help, and he had me go over and
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get the woman that had driven over to the shoulder
to come back with her car man, because he wanted
everybody over in the safe spot. And once he got
us over into that into that passing lane, car pull lane,
then he you know, he had set up the flat
the flares, and he had got gotten those other three
lanes on the right side open pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Did you turn on KFI to see if they're talking
about it?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
No, I did call up our traffic guys to let
them know and they're like, oh, yeah, we got that
in here.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh you're in that. Yeah. So total props to the CHP.
They did.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
They they work under incredible circumstances, being under a duress
like that, and people just clearly ticked off.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'm glad you're good, but yeah, yeah, all right. The
Meninda's brothers are big news. When that trial was going on,
Doug Speckler and I said they should put these two
kids away for life because they their parents, to the
point where we talked about it for an hour and
a half or two hours every day on kalis X,
the FM talk station, which is not around anymore. And
(15:09):
Leslie Abramson, their lawyer, on a press conference, said, those
two idiots on the FM talk station have no idea
what they're talking about, and they should be ashamed of themselves.
So I think that she thinks that we had something
to do with them being incarcerated, and when they get out,
they're going to try to hunt me down and kill
me like they did their parents. So I want them
(15:31):
to stay behind bars. I would like for that to happen.
Self preservation, that's right, that's right, But man, it's weird.
Everybody wants these two murderers out. Everybody, well a lot
of people do. Yes, people, it's to me. Yeah, it
is the wildest story I've ever seen. Two kids go
in premeditated murder where they blow the heads off of
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their parents, and now everyone's like, no, they're sweet kids.
They should get out and enjoy themselves. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They reloaded.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, that's right, they reloaded and shot them again.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Sharon conveniently pointed at us, like, yeah, they reloaded.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, they were really, really angry. Maybe they're not as
angry now, but I'm not going to take any chances.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
I don't know if I was stuck into prison for
thirty years, I might be a little irritated.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Maybe maybe, But I say keep those kids in. I
don't want any part of those kids out on the
in the free world. No way, no way.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ding Dong with you. People. Don't forget. We have the
big Morongo party coming up on October twenty six, so
if you signed up for it, check your email. Bellio.
When do we tell people they've won tickets soon?
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I believe they're going out now. Wow emails, yes, Wow, confirmation.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
All right, I belly, you're familiar with Sara Aunt Live, right, Yeah,
enjoy the program? Yeah you know Meya, Rudolph has single
handedly saved that show.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
She's so good.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Nobody was talking about Sarah Live for the last five years, nobody.
Then she comes on, she does an impression of Kamala
Harris and off to the races. Everybody's talking about now everybody.
Everybody's talking about all the impressions of the opening sketch
of the politics of this. And I ran into my
(17:29):
Rudolph today.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You did.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I did. A very good friend of mine, a guy
who our parents, our dads were best friends, Ernie Anderson
and my dad, Tim Conway, best friends. And they came
out from Cleveland together to make it in Hollywood, and
they did. And Ernie Anderson had four kids out here
(17:52):
with his wife, A Dwinna, and one of those kids
is named Paul Thomas Anderson. And Paul Thomas Anderson's mom
a Duenna Anderson, who I spent a lot of time with.
I bet I spent about the same amount of time
with a Dwinna Anderson that I did with my mom
growing up. Maybe that's not true, but if any other
(18:13):
mom that I spent time with growing up. It was
probably a Dwinne Anderson. So I've known her my whole life,
my entire life, and she recently passed away.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, And so the service was today at Forest Lawn
and then we went to a restaurant afterwards in the
San Fernando Valley. And so I got to talk to
my Rudolph, because my Rudolph is the mother of Paul
Anderson's four kids. And I'm not sure if they're married
or not. I don't know what the relationship is, but
(18:43):
I've known. I was at the Anderson house. I was
seven years old when Paul was brought home from the hospital.
I was at the house. I do remember that. And
so I got to see a lot of old friends
and family friends that I had and my parents had
since I was growing up. And it was really really
(19:06):
great send off for a Duinna Anderson, tough lady.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
When her and my mom got together, it was wonder
twin powers activate to see uh you know, who could.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Form of anger, form of I hate you kids, shame
of defiance.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
But it was exactly like my mom. They were twins,
and you know, they went through a lot, a lot
of ups and downs in life. But so I got
to see a lot of old people that that I
haven't seen in years, some decades, and it was great.
It was great to see all these people. And Paul
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Anderson has four beautiful kids and Paul again, I was
at the Anderson house when Paul was brought home from
the hospital. Paul would later go on to have his
first child. It was born five days after I had
my first child, five days And we never even planned
that or anything, you know, while we were in touch,
we weren't, you know, hanging out all the time. And
(20:16):
we had a We had our both our first daughters
five days apart in two thousand and five. That's wild,
It's crazy. So talking to my Rudolph and she flies
back and forth to do the sketch on saren Live
every week and it's a huge, huge hit for Sarenate Live. Huge,
(20:38):
It's the biggest hit they've had in probably twenty years,
maybe maybe ten twenty years. And the opening sketch is terrific. Now,
Dana Carvey does the Joe Biden impression, which is great.
Nobody does a Joe Biden impression like Data Carvey and
Carvey's just amazing. It's unbelievable how he could put off
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George Bush and then go and do Joe Biden and
make them both very distinctly different. It's amazing. And so
he described Dana Carvey described how he does the impression,
and he was on with David Spade on David Spade's podcast.
So here we go. Here's how he does the impression
(21:20):
of Joe Biden.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
People have asked me about the Biden impression. The ice
cream cone was not planned live. I was kind of gesturing.
I thought, here's ice cream, big gob here's Maya's face.
And I didn't want to hurt her, but I just
mean to put the rest all the rumors and.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All the talk.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, everyone's been freaking out about this. But you also
had a big glob on your mouth the whole time,
which is.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
That I didn't know it is basically mister McGoo and
Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I hadn't heard that.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's the impression.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Mister McGoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
How great is that? That's kind of a cool connection. Uh,
that's that's a huge compliment, my dad. Yeah, Major, Major, Major.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Has such a weird connection between that and Maya and
you seeing her today, and oh.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
And look, he could have picked a million comics or
a million comedian, you know, comic actors to say it's
based on you know this person, and one of them
is a fictitious character, mister Magoo bacchus, right, and the
only other one is uh is Tim Conway. It's it's
why what a small world?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Small world?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Mister McGoo and Tim Conway had a baby and then's
the president. But the main thing is it's making me laugh.
And I'm definitely doing stuff that he doesn't do. He
doesn't smash ice creams into faces, he doesn't say I
can't believe it's not butter.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'm doing what I did to the first bush.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
You know, nah do it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's all comedy is exaggeration, and you get a germ
of something funny, you get a couple of mannerisms. Run
with him.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
You could do a soft shoe and do a little song.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, just the catchphrases, Yeah, just to catch that would
be funny. And no joke, no joe, no joe.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Guess what.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
By the way, let me be clear that if you've
not seen it, watched that Night Live. I think this
week is the final week they take, like, I don't know,
eighteen weeks off. It's an odd schedule they got on
this they take nine weeks off. But it's really a
great character. It's the beginning of every show. It's the
cold opening of every show, and it's Gangbusters.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
And as if you're an entertainer, to get a reference
like that, like like your dad did even vicariously for
you being his kid, that has to be like, oh, yeah,
you know, you made it. It's it's even way past
the pack.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
In fact, Yeah, it's unbelievable that you know, my dad's
been passed away six years ago I think six years yeah, five,
six years ago, and yet they still are talking about it.
I mean that that's that's amazing. And look, Dana Carvey
is one of the funniest guys around and and you know,
(24:05):
and he could have mentioned anybody, but these guys are
really influenced by people in show business. The biggest one,
the biggest compliment I think my dad ever got was
Jim Carrey came up to him and Jim Carrey said,
if he said he's watching TV one day, didn't want
anyone he want to do with his life. Watched the
(24:27):
Carol Burnett Show and my dad doing a sketch. He says,
I'm going to do that. I'm gonna do that, and
and Jim Carrey told that story to my dad, and
my dad then turned to me and said, Hey, who
was that.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
True?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Story? That he doesn't know? My dad? He didn't know anybody?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Should I should I care what that guy just told me?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Nobody. No, he didn't know anybody. It was. It was
the oddest thing in the world. Couldn't he just didn't
know anybody and show his Yeah, you gotta admire that though. Yeah,
I think he just does the job. You know, he's
a blue collar guy.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
He never it sounds like he never worried about, you know,
what it meant to the industry or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Like, he just did the job. Well, you know, it
comes from Cleveland. So all of his friends that he
made out here were guys that lived in the valley
flats and were involved in production, you know, the you know,
lighting guy, cameraman, grips and all that. Yeah, all those guys,
that's who we always became friends with because those are
the guys he grew up with. You know, he didn't
grow up with you know, celebrities, and and wasn't really
(25:39):
fond of him. He always thought it was a phoniness.
There's a phoniness about him. But that is great. I mean,
all those years later to have Dana Carvey attribute that
character to Tim Conway.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Mister magoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's the impression of the impression he told David Spade.
Is Dana Carvey talking about the Joe Biden impression.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Mister magoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, we continue here. Man. This weather is unpredictable. Crozer.
You mentioned that late last week and that stuck with me.
You said, this is the year is that been the
oddest year for predicting weather? And I think you're right.
You know, today was supposed to be ninety seven degrees
in the valley. Last week they said it's gonna be
ninety five, and Wednesday ninety seven, on Thursday night ninety four.
(26:40):
On Friday, it was not. And it's freezing. People are
getting jackets out and coats out when they go outside
to walk at night. You got to put a jacket on.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yeah, personally I'm a fan of it, but it is
definitely off putting.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, I love this temperature. Yes, I love outside. It's
it's smoggy or foggy, I don't care whatever it is.
And I love how cool it is outside. Finally getting
rid of the summer.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
When it's super super hot like it's been this summer
and you step inside an a air conditioned building, it's
relief when it's when it's chilly like this and you
step inside, it just feels cozy.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's right, it is. It does feel, you know, great.
And the only way that we know winter is here
is two ways. We have two different signs that winter
is here. One of them we've talked about before on
the air. It's the seasonal department at Target. Oh, when
you see Halloween stuff coming out, I oh, this is that?
(27:39):
Oh Halloween. Oh, the summer speak coming to an end,
you know back east, you know it because weather changes
out here. You got to go back to seasonal in
Target and see where season you're in. And the second
way you know that we're changing seasons is Bellio brings
out her sleeveless vest.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Is it puffy?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yep, the puffy seasonal seasonal vest comes out. And and
a third way I think is when you start to
smell pumpkin spice at Starbucks. Yes, that's when you know
we're close. We're close.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Is that puffy sleeveless vest? Is that like a requirement
in Colorado?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Have you had one of those your whole life?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
They're issued at birth. It just called me, No, who's
just called me a lumberjack? I mean, not that lumberjacks
aren't nice.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Wait, he called you a lumberjack. Lumberjack? No, man, why
did he extend lumbers so long?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
You'd have to ask him.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You're a lumberjack.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm quoting him. So he said, lumberjack.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, you look like the Bronni gal from the paper towels.
That's not a complimentary. Sure what I was thinking of,
that's what it was. Well, it's yeah, it's not. It's
gotta be don't they do it? You know now that
everything has to be equal? Isn't there gonna be a
brownie girl? There is a female one?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Really? Yeah, she's a lumberjack, I think. So does she
look like Bellio? She's dressed? I mean I think she's
dressed the same way as the one I remember seeing
one time. Wow, Bellio just coincidentally dresses like a lumberjack.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Wow a photo edit coming up on a social post?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, no kidding. Is John into the lumberjack look?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Not at all? Even asked him is this okay? And
he's like, you're fine?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Times great.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He strikes me as a guy who is who likes
his his gals to be more feminine. He does, Yeah,
old school, he's well, I don't know if that's old school.
Sure it is dresses.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, he likes a heel and heals hose. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Rouge braziers, No, that's the thing. By the way, rouge,
I think it is blush. Is it rouge or blush?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I have never called it rouge. There are calls it
rouge because my grandma always called it rouge, so that's
what I thought it was called.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's rouge and it's up. Do you you were? Do
women still wear slips? H?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Not so much.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
No, no, unless you're wearing a you know, a sea
through skirt that you need a but even nowadays people
wear the sea through skirts skirts skirt.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Wait, wait minute, you guys are killing the lead here Krozcher,
and I have never seen this before. Where are the
sea through skirting everywhere? That's like the newest tread time
all the time. Where do you see I've never seen
one here?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Actually, I think that pick. Some women do wear slips,
but they wear them adds the skirt.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
See, I've seen that. I've seen that, and else wear
bras as the top and nothing else.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Do you know what that?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Are? You failiar with the AI app? I guess it's
not an app, but it's part of an app GBT.
No is it called Newifi? Have you heard about this? No?
Have you heard about crows? It takes any picture you
send of them and takes the clothes off, and you
could have a nude version of anybody. Yeah, it's called
(31:27):
and and I tried it with me last night.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Wait what were you wearing? What were you wearing first?
For uh to take it off?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I was wearing a sleeveless vest, nothing nothing else.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
That's hot?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah it was pretty hot. And I tried it last night.
My computer froze after I did it. I swear to God,
I'll keep your car. I know where you parked today.
What's wrong with you? But you can.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You can.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And it's a problem with kids though, you know, because
you can take a you know, a minor and run
it through AI for Newdify and then pass that picture
on school and it has horrifying. Yeah it's not okay,
it's horrible. Bye for you know, if you're eighteen or older. Day,
here we go, here we go. And you know what's great,
(32:24):
It's like if you have a crush on somebody at
the workplace, or maybe an actor and actress who's never
done any nude scenes, you can take a picture of
her and AI will can neudify it and take all
the clothes off and you could sit there and you know,
look at somebody nudeify. Yeah, neudify. We should all do it, right.
No life size life size neutify is that Marongo? No,
(32:47):
come on.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
No with face cutouts so people can put their mugs
there and take a picture of them.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Hey, Kros you'll be ding, I'll be done, Yes you will.
We're live I Guess for Now on KFI AM six
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(33:17):
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It's k if I AM six forty and you're listening
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KFI AM six is Conway Show. I can't wait for
the keyword for our five to twenty cash giveaway. That's
gonna be great. It's wrong, it's he says on my sheet.
(00:21):
It says the keyword to five twenty cash giveaway is ball.
I meant Bills. Oh you did, Yes, wouldn't It.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is nowhere near the I on the keyboard by that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's right, that's right, it's balls.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, it's Bill.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Bill's okay, all right. The keyword at four twenty is
the F word.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no give me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's wrong. Wow, it really stepped off the curb today.
All right, let's get into this. Tomorrow is the big
shakeout and the best person in the world who has
calmed my nerves dozens of times and a lot of
people here in southern California Dot Lucy Jones. Doctor. How
are you?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I am great? I quote you all the time. Two
things I quote you, two things I've learned from you
that I try to teach the audience every day. Number
one is when the big one hits, nobody in southern
California will ask anybody else, Hey, is this the big one?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Right? It's gonna go on for so long you won't
have any doubt.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Right. And the second thing I like to quote you
is it's gonna last for about two hundred seconds of
mind boggling shaking, and you better have a lot of
water on hand.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, that's a little bit farther. I'd go for one
hundred seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
One hundred Oh, okay, that's great. I'm I'm gonna start
telling everybody one hundred seconds. But it's gonna be one
hundred seconds of seeing buildings move, of watching some buildings topple,
watching some freeways collapse. It's gonna be radical.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, maybe, Okay, it's going to be really strong shaking
the freeways. You know, one thing about we do a
great job of preparing for the last earthquake, and because
we've had problems with the freeways, the state has invested
about ten billion dollars in the last thirty years retrofitting
the freeways.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And those are the big steel Those are the steel
covers they're putting on the columns.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, right, right, And then you know, the big buildings,
some of them are going to be coming down, probably
a much smaller percentage that we think. But just as
one high rise coming down in downtown LA, that's the
only thing that's going to be on the news, and
it's right, and it's going to be difficult to convince
(02:47):
people to stay. So it's not going to be every building,
but we're going to see the ones that are down.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now, Doctor Jones. When when you're I drive around, I
drove around today and I and I think about this
every single time. But when you're under a freeway overpass
at a red light, doesn't that don't you only think
about the earthquake?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You know, right after Northridge? I did that a lot.
And I don't know if you remember, right after Northridge,
people would like not stop under the overpath. Oh yeah,
you know that's the freeways backed up. They would just
let there be a blank space, and then people gradually
started taking them and now you never leave the space anymore.
As I said, you know, at least that's we've focused
(03:31):
on that problem, and I think that one's going to
be better. We haven't focused on quite a few others,
like water.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Pipes, right, like the how we get our water with
the aqueduct that is going to break in every case.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well, the San Andreas fault moves all of the outside
water crosses the San Andreas fault to get to us
in one of the four aqueducts, and every one of
them will be offset if it's enough of the fault coast.
At the same time, doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Doctor, I heard Elon Musk, And again I don't know
what your opinion is of Elon Musk, but I heard
him say that these subway tunnels are going to be
are very safe because the land all moves together. Is
that true?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I wouldn't attribute this all to Elon Musk, but yes,
tunnels are one of the safest things in an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And it doesn't feel like it, ok. But there's two reasons.
One is that when those earthquake waves come through, they
come up and they hit the earth surface and they have
to bounce down, so the movement at the surface is
actually twice as big as it is it far the depths.
And then think about a circle is a really strong shape.
So you've got all of the rock around the tunnel
(04:42):
holding it in place and holding it up. And so
I mean think about it. Tokyo has a huge subway system,
has really big earthquakes, and they've never seen a collapse
of a subway tunnel in an earthquake.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Great knowledge. I love that, doctor Jones. How far north
and how far south will we feel the big one
when it hits.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The whole state? I would think, and well in to
the Baja, because you know, they for a really big one,
it might run all the way from the salt and
sea up to about past robles that the actual earthquake
is happening. So if not doesn't happen at a point,
it happens over a surface, and to be a really
big earthquake, you have a bigger surface. But you know,
(05:27):
even the six point nine moment preator earthquake in nineteen
eighty nine in the Bay Area, I know people who
felt it in La Wow, right, you know, so I
think that it would be definitely felt through the Bay Area.
We could easily have an aftershock to our big earthquake
in the Bay Area. Oh God, you know, I think
(05:51):
I could feel it in northern California. You'd probably have
to be sitting pretty quietly and then it'll come across
as really slow rocking oh, look at those blinds getting
going or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Doctor, I can't tell you again. I always like to
tell you this because I think you deserve a lot
of credit. You really sue the nerves of a lot
of people over the last twenty thirty forty years. How
long you've been, however long you've been doing this. When
earthquake hits, people are they get post traumatic stress disordered.
They're on their last nerve. And when you come on
the radio or come on TV, it man, it's a
(06:23):
sigh of relief. It's like, you know, it's like almost
like a beautiful mother coming into your room as a child,
saying and holding your hand when there's lightning in thunder.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh, well, thank you. I do think, I mean, I've
got plenty of colleagues. I think there's two things going on.
I do think that information is comforting. Sure, right, part
of being afraid of earthquake is not understanding it. And
when we give it a name and a fault and
a number, we make it seem more manageable. But as
you said, you tend to feel better when mommy tells
you that's okay, than daddy.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So you know, I'm on nineteen of these earthquakes alert
apps and one went off two months ago and I
about had a heart attack. And then once the earthquake
got to me, I think, I know, one of the
blinds in the window moved like a quarter of an inch.
I think this. I think these apps are going to
give me a heart attack before the earthquake gets me.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, it would be nice if we could get some
I know the ones on the Android phone have two
different messages. There's be aware an earthquake's happening, and they
don't go to drop pepper, hold on until it's going
to be storm shaking. Oh I I'd like to see
that more commonly.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, so tomorrow is the big super Bowl for men
and women.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like you, right exactly shake out who knew what we
had created when we did this sixteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What does that look like for you?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Is that a busy day, It's a busy week. I
just got back from a six hour workshop helping small
businesses involved. I've done. This is not the only interview
that I'm doing, and tomorrow I'm going to be involved
in in a functional exercise as people try to do this.
So you know, we're doing this for awareness and if
(08:04):
I can do my piece, my piece of that doing it,
you know, devoting a week to it once a year,
as I can handle that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, Two things, What time is it tomorrow? Does the
Great Shakeout.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Start ten seventeen? So we always do it on the
third Thursday of October? Okay, and the same time as
the date, so because tomorrow is October seventeen, it'll be
ten seventeen at ten seventeen.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So idiots can remember it, so we hope. Okay, all right.
And secondly, of all the interviews you do, TV, radio,
internet podcast, does this one that you do with us?
Is it top ten?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Sure? Yeah, we keep it on the right information. Yeah.
Now you didn't ask for top I'll get hit up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That is great, doctor. I really appreciate you coming on.
I felt like I grew up with you, and I
felt like, even though we've never met, like I've known you.
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm getting used to talking with you.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's right, that's right. But please come back with us.
You know what we we don't hear from you too.
That's also nice because that means we're not having major quakes.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah. I like having time off from this stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, all right, enjoy the great shake, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Thanks all right.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There she goes doctor Lucy Jones and me ah man,
She's terrific. She really is great. If you're not born
and raised here in southern California, you'd understand how many
times she has saved my life, your life, your life.
The listeners lies and calmed us down. She's a localist,
not national treasure. She's on blue. Nobody calms the city
(09:41):
down like this, like this, Doctor Lucy Jones, nobody, no one.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll come
back though. We have Michael Monks coming out of us
at five. We're gonna talk about the Menendez murderers, right, murderers?
Is that what they are? Yes, they want to get
out and murder more. Is that what's going on? And
(10:02):
I'll tell you personally, I'm afraid of getting murdered by them.
That's why I want them locked up because I had
I had a run in and I'll tell you about
We'll come back.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Two things. I helped them and end his brothers stay
in jail for the rest of their lives. I'm afraid
they're going to come out and kill me. But first, Krazer,
you had a radical accident?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yes, today, Yeah, happened, little five car accident. If you
were on the Pasadena Freeway going east last night, right
around seven seven thirty and everything came to stop.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I was in that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wow whereabouts Pasadena whereabouts, just before Madree Street. Oh okay,
that's the busy area anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
It's right where the where just past the the opening
for the car pool lane there where you can get
in and out and so. And it was and normally
it's not as crowded as it was last night at
that time. But yeah, I was the third car and
a five car little ding ding.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So somebody you rearunded, Sondy, somebody rearned you, and then
you rearunded somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I saw it coming, so I tried to avoid It
was in the fast lane or the passing lane, not
fast at all, and I tried.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To get a little over to my left.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
But not go into the car polane because it was
happening so fast I didn't know if anybody was there.
And I actually came to a very quick stop and
then the guy behind me smacked me, and I smacked
into the into the woman in.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Front of me. How much damage your car totaled?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
No, no, it's not total. But the woman in front
of me, her car is definitely total. She went under
the car that was in front of her.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh no, she could have got killed.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and she was pretty scho shaken up too. She didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
She didn't speaking to English, and she was on the phone.
She actually gave me her phone at one point to
talk to nine one one, to you know, talk, but
I had already called nine one one, And then she
gave me the phone again to talk to her partner,
who spoke English, and it was I and I just
told him. I said, yeah, the car looks like it's done.
They couldn't move the car.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh no.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
We tried the CHP officer that ended up being their officer, Voss.
Great job he did getting things under control, and the
two guys that were behind me took off.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So the guy.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Directly there was a hit and run. Yeah that's l
a yeah, yeah, go figure, right. But I wasn't even
sure if there was a fifth car back there, two
back behind me. But the guy in the in the
directly behind me came up and talked to me, and
he as much as I could figure because he didn't
speak in English either. He said that the guy behind
him hit as well, and he took off. And then
(12:25):
the guy behind me I was trying to talk to
and he kept saying he was wanting to leave. I
got was getting that vibe the way he was kind
of motioning, and I kept saying, police are coming, hb
are coming, and he just kind of said and he just.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Took off, got his car and took off.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I did get his license plate with my phone though,
and it was a Baja California plate. And the cchbar said, yeah,
we're probably not gonna be able to find that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh man, that is unbelievable. I think we have audio
from the call. Here is this ry?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
On the way to save Krozier, Robert Fuller, SCYS, Dixie McCarn,
Bobby true.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
As generally indeed ran off man too, John Yes, and
starting captain time as fireman Roger Smergency.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
All props to the CHP, by the way, especially that
particular officer, because you know when you're stuck in those
things when there's an accident, and especially if you're either
just coming off it or you're way back and you
don't see what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They he went to great pains to.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Try to get all of us over to the far
right on the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
He In fact, he told the first lady on the
very front to go ahead and pull over, and she did.
And then he tried to get in the in the
woman's car in front of me, and she had turned
the car off and could it couldn't get it back
on it that the whole front of the thing was
just accordioned. And when when he could not get her
car moving, that's when he called for a tow, called
for extra help, and he had me go over and
(14:12):
get the woman that had driven over to the shoulder
to come back with her car man, because he wanted
everybody over in the safe spot. And once he got
us over into that into that passing lane, car pull lane,
then he you know, he had set up the flat
the flares, and he had got gotten those other three
lanes on the right side open pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Did you turn on KFI to see if they're talking
about it?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
No, I did call up our traffic guys to let
them know and they're like, oh, yeah, we got that
in here.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh you're in that. Yeah. So total props to the CHP.
They did.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
They they work under incredible circumstances, being under a duress
like that, and people just clearly ticked off.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'm glad you're good, but yeah, yeah, all right. The
Meninda's brothers are big news. When that trial was going on,
Doug Speckler and I said they should put these two
kids away for life because they their parents, to the
point where we talked about it for an hour and
a half or two hours every day on kalis X,
the FM talk station, which is not around anymore. And
(15:09):
Leslie Abramson, their lawyer, on a press conference, said, those
two idiots on the FM talk station have no idea
what they're talking about, and they should be ashamed of themselves.
So I think that she thinks that we had something
to do with them being incarcerated, and when they get out,
they're going to try to hunt me down and kill
me like they did their parents. So I want them
(15:31):
to stay behind bars. I would like for that to happen.
Self preservation, that's right, that's right, But man, it's weird.
Everybody wants these two murderers out. Everybody, well a lot
of people do. Yes, people, it's to me. Yeah, it
is the wildest story I've ever seen. Two kids go
in premeditated murder where they blow the heads off of
(15:54):
their parents, and now everyone's like, no, they're sweet kids.
They should get out and enjoy themselves. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They reloaded.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, that's right, they reloaded and shot them again.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Sharon conveniently pointed at us, like, yeah, they reloaded.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, they were really, really angry. Maybe they're not as
angry now, but I'm not going to take any chances.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
I don't know if I was stuck into prison for
thirty years, I might be a little irritated.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Maybe maybe, But I say keep those kids in. I
don't want any part of those kids out on the
in the free world. No way, no way.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ding Dong with you. People. Don't forget. We have the
big Morongo party coming up on October twenty six, so
if you signed up for it, check your email. Bellio.
When do we tell people they've won tickets soon?
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I believe they're going out now. Wow emails, yes, Wow, confirmation.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
All right, I belly, you're familiar with Sara Aunt Live, right, Yeah,
enjoy the program? Yeah you know Meya, Rudolph has single
handedly saved that show.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
She's so good.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Nobody was talking about Sarah Live for the last five years, nobody.
Then she comes on, she does an impression of Kamala
Harris and off to the races. Everybody's talking about now everybody.
Everybody's talking about all the impressions of the opening sketch
of the politics of this. And I ran into my
(17:29):
Rudolph today.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You did.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I did. A very good friend of mine, a guy
who our parents, our dads were best friends, Ernie Anderson
and my dad, Tim Conway, best friends. And they came
out from Cleveland together to make it in Hollywood, and
they did. And Ernie Anderson had four kids out here
(17:52):
with his wife, A Dwinna, and one of those kids
is named Paul Thomas Anderson. And Paul Thomas Anderson's mom
a Duenna Anderson, who I spent a lot of time with.
I bet I spent about the same amount of time
with a Dwinna Anderson that I did with my mom
growing up. Maybe that's not true, but if any other
(18:13):
mom that I spent time with growing up. It was
probably a Dwinne Anderson. So I've known her my whole life,
my entire life, and she recently passed away.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, And so the service was today at Forest Lawn
and then we went to a restaurant afterwards in the
San Fernando Valley. And so I got to talk to
my Rudolph, because my Rudolph is the mother of Paul
Anderson's four kids. And I'm not sure if they're married
or not. I don't know what the relationship is, but
(18:43):
I've known. I was at the Anderson house. I was
seven years old when Paul was brought home from the hospital.
I was at the house. I do remember that. And
so I got to see a lot of old friends
and family friends that I had and my parents had
since I was growing up. And it was really really
(19:06):
great send off for a Duinna Anderson, tough lady.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
When her and my mom got together, it was wonder
twin powers activate to see uh you know, who could.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Form of anger, form of I hate you kids, shame
of defiance.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
But it was exactly like my mom. They were twins,
and you know, they went through a lot, a lot
of ups and downs in life. But so I got
to see a lot of old people that that I
haven't seen in years, some decades, and it was great.
It was great to see all these people. And Paul
(19:53):
Anderson has four beautiful kids and Paul again, I was
at the Anderson house when Paul was brought home from
the hospital. Paul would later go on to have his
first child. It was born five days after I had
my first child, five days And we never even planned
that or anything, you know, while we were in touch,
we weren't, you know, hanging out all the time. And
(20:16):
we had a We had our both our first daughters
five days apart in two thousand and five. That's wild,
It's crazy. So talking to my Rudolph and she flies
back and forth to do the sketch on saren Live
every week and it's a huge, huge hit for Sarenate Live. Huge,
(20:38):
It's the biggest hit they've had in probably twenty years,
maybe maybe ten twenty years. And the opening sketch is terrific. Now,
Dana Carvey does the Joe Biden impression, which is great.
Nobody does a Joe Biden impression like Data Carvey and
Carvey's just amazing. It's unbelievable how he could put off
(21:00):
George Bush and then go and do Joe Biden and
make them both very distinctly different. It's amazing. And so
he described Dana Carvey described how he does the impression,
and he was on with David Spade on David Spade's podcast.
So here we go. Here's how he does the impression
(21:20):
of Joe Biden.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
People have asked me about the Biden impression. The ice
cream cone was not planned live. I was kind of gesturing.
I thought, here's ice cream, big gob here's Maya's face.
And I didn't want to hurt her, but I just
mean to put the rest all the rumors and.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All the talk.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, everyone's been freaking out about this. But you also
had a big glob on your mouth the whole time,
which is.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
That I didn't know it is basically mister McGoo and
Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I hadn't heard that.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's the impression.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Mister McGoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
How great is that? That's kind of a cool connection. Uh,
that's that's a huge compliment, my dad. Yeah, Major, Major, Major.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Has such a weird connection between that and Maya and
you seeing her today, and oh.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
And look, he could have picked a million comics or
a million comedian, you know, comic actors to say it's
based on you know this person, and one of them
is a fictitious character, mister Magoo bacchus, right, and the
only other one is uh is Tim Conway. It's it's
why what a small world?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Small world?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Mister McGoo and Tim Conway had a baby and then's
the president. But the main thing is it's making me laugh.
And I'm definitely doing stuff that he doesn't do. He
doesn't smash ice creams into faces, he doesn't say I
can't believe it's not butter.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'm doing what I did to the first bush.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
You know, nah do it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's all comedy is exaggeration, and you get a germ
of something funny, you get a couple of mannerisms. Run
with him.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
You could do a soft shoe and do a little song.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, just the catchphrases, Yeah, just to catch that would
be funny. And no joke, no joe, no joe.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Guess what.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
By the way, let me be clear that if you've
not seen it, watched that Night Live. I think this
week is the final week they take, like, I don't know,
eighteen weeks off. It's an odd schedule they got on
this they take nine weeks off. But it's really a
great character. It's the beginning of every show. It's the
cold opening of every show, and it's Gangbusters.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
And as if you're an entertainer, to get a reference
like that, like like your dad did even vicariously for
you being his kid, that has to be like, oh, yeah,
you know, you made it. It's it's even way past
the pack.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
In fact, Yeah, it's unbelievable that you know, my dad's
been passed away six years ago I think six years yeah, five,
six years ago, and yet they still are talking about it.
I mean that that's that's amazing. And look, Dana Carvey
is one of the funniest guys around and and you know,
(24:05):
and he could have mentioned anybody, but these guys are
really influenced by people in show business. The biggest one,
the biggest compliment I think my dad ever got was
Jim Carrey came up to him and Jim Carrey said,
if he said he's watching TV one day, didn't want
anyone he want to do with his life. Watched the
(24:27):
Carol Burnett Show and my dad doing a sketch. He says,
I'm going to do that. I'm gonna do that, and
and Jim Carrey told that story to my dad, and
my dad then turned to me and said, Hey, who
was that.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
True?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Story? That he doesn't know? My dad? He didn't know anybody?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Should I should I care what that guy just told me?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Nobody. No, he didn't know anybody. It was. It was
the oddest thing in the world. Couldn't he just didn't
know anybody and show his Yeah, you gotta admire that though. Yeah,
I think he just does the job. You know, he's
a blue collar guy.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
He never it sounds like he never worried about, you know,
what it meant to the industry or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Like, he just did the job. Well, you know, it
comes from Cleveland. So all of his friends that he
made out here were guys that lived in the valley
flats and were involved in production, you know, the you know,
lighting guy, cameraman, grips and all that. Yeah, all those guys,
that's who we always became friends with because those are
the guys he grew up with. You know, he didn't
grow up with you know, celebrities, and and wasn't really
(25:39):
fond of him. He always thought it was a phoniness.
There's a phoniness about him. But that is great. I mean,
all those years later to have Dana Carvey attribute that
character to Tim Conway.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Mister magoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's the impression of the impression he told David Spade.
Is Dana Carvey talking about the Joe Biden impression.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Mister magoo and Tim Conway had a baby.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, we continue here. Man. This weather is unpredictable. Crozer.
You mentioned that late last week and that stuck with me.
You said, this is the year is that been the
oddest year for predicting weather? And I think you're right.
You know, today was supposed to be ninety seven degrees
in the valley. Last week they said it's gonna be
ninety five, and Wednesday ninety seven, on Thursday night ninety four.
(26:40):
On Friday, it was not. And it's freezing. People are
getting jackets out and coats out when they go outside
to walk at night. You got to put a jacket on.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yeah, personally I'm a fan of it, but it is
definitely off putting.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, I love this temperature. Yes, I love outside. It's
it's smoggy or foggy, I don't care whatever it is.
And I love how cool it is outside. Finally getting
rid of the summer.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
When it's super super hot like it's been this summer
and you step inside an a air conditioned building, it's
relief when it's when it's chilly like this and you
step inside, it just feels cozy.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's right, it is. It does feel, you know, great.
And the only way that we know winter is here
is two ways. We have two different signs that winter
is here. One of them we've talked about before on
the air. It's the seasonal department at Target. Oh, when
you see Halloween stuff coming out, I oh, this is that?
(27:39):
Oh Halloween. Oh, the summer speak coming to an end,
you know back east, you know it because weather changes
out here. You got to go back to seasonal in
Target and see where season you're in. And the second
way you know that we're changing seasons is Bellio brings
out her sleeveless vest.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Is it puffy?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yep, the puffy seasonal seasonal vest comes out. And and
a third way I think is when you start to
smell pumpkin spice at Starbucks. Yes, that's when you know
we're close. We're close.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Is that puffy sleeveless vest? Is that like a requirement
in Colorado?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Have you had one of those your whole life?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
They're issued at birth. It just called me, No, who's
just called me a lumberjack? I mean, not that lumberjacks
aren't nice.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Wait, he called you a lumberjack. Lumberjack? No, man, why
did he extend lumbers so long?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
You'd have to ask him.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You're a lumberjack.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm quoting him. So he said, lumberjack.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, you look like the Bronni gal from the paper towels.
That's not a complimentary. Sure what I was thinking of,
that's what it was. Well, it's yeah, it's not. It's
gotta be don't they do it? You know now that
everything has to be equal? Isn't there gonna be a
brownie girl? There is a female one?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Really? Yeah, she's a lumberjack, I think. So does she
look like Bellio? She's dressed? I mean I think she's
dressed the same way as the one I remember seeing
one time. Wow, Bellio just coincidentally dresses like a lumberjack.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Wow a photo edit coming up on a social post?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, no kidding. Is John into the lumberjack look?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Not at all? Even asked him is this okay? And
he's like, you're fine?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Times great.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He strikes me as a guy who is who likes
his his gals to be more feminine. He does, Yeah,
old school, he's well, I don't know if that's old school.
Sure it is dresses.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, he likes a heel and heals hose. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Rouge braziers, No, that's the thing. By the way, rouge,
I think it is blush. Is it rouge or blush?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I have never called it rouge. There are calls it
rouge because my grandma always called it rouge, so that's
what I thought it was called.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's rouge and it's up. Do you you were? Do
women still wear slips? H?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Not so much.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
No, no, unless you're wearing a you know, a sea
through skirt that you need a but even nowadays people
wear the sea through skirts skirts skirt.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Wait, wait minute, you guys are killing the lead here Krozcher,
and I have never seen this before. Where are the
sea through skirting everywhere? That's like the newest tread time
all the time. Where do you see I've never seen
one here?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Actually, I think that pick. Some women do wear slips,
but they wear them adds the skirt.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
See, I've seen that. I've seen that, and else wear
bras as the top and nothing else.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Do you know what that?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Are? You failiar with the AI app? I guess it's
not an app, but it's part of an app GBT.
No is it called Newifi? Have you heard about this? No?
Have you heard about crows? It takes any picture you
send of them and takes the clothes off, and you
could have a nude version of anybody. Yeah, it's called
(31:27):
and and I tried it with me last night.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Wait what were you wearing? What were you wearing first?
For uh to take it off?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I was wearing a sleeveless vest, nothing nothing else.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
That's hot?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah it was pretty hot. And I tried it last night.
My computer froze after I did it. I swear to God,
I'll keep your car. I know where you parked today.
What's wrong with you? But you can.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You can.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And it's a problem with kids though, you know, because
you can take a you know, a minor and run
it through AI for Newdify and then pass that picture
on school and it has horrifying. Yeah it's not okay,
it's horrible. Bye for you know, if you're eighteen or older. Day,
here we go, here we go. And you know what's great,
(32:24):
It's like if you have a crush on somebody at
the workplace, or maybe an actor and actress who's never
done any nude scenes, you can take a picture of
her and AI will can neudify it and take all
the clothes off and you could sit there and you know,
look at somebody nudeify. Yeah, neudify. We should all do it, right.
No life size life size neutify is that Marongo? No,
(32:47):
come on.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
No with face cutouts so people can put their mugs
there and take a picture of them.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Hey, Kros you'll be ding, I'll be done, Yes you will.
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