November 12, 2024 • 32 mins
The winds / Get yourself a humidifier / Sparkletts water drop-off / Earthquake preparedness...store water. FAA bans U.S. airlines from flying less than 10,000 feet above Haiti. Election night and the feedback / Things Trump has been called. Appearance payments / Confessions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio appf
I am sixty at Conway Show. I'm sorry, Mark, I
didn't mean to interrupt you with the show. What were
you saying? What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was saying, I'm podcast is kicking out. I am
awe struck by you and the job you do here.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, okay, Mark was telling me how great is podcast is.
At d Mark Thompson Show. I was saying, we're doing
you gained ten thousand viewers in one day.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That we're saying we're doing well. We gained Yeah, with
the ten thousand more subscribers, and my little lot, it's
like a small business that I runey. That's a lot,
so I have to obsess.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Ten thousand is a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm telling you, thank you show. We're up to sixty
three thousand subscribers there on YouTube, which.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Is can you started at zero?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? We did, and so it's you know, it's one
of those things. So when Tim and I are talking
about things as we prepared to go on, that was
one of the things, right. So that's it was quite
a quite.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
A day yeah, it was as unbelievable. All right, what's happening?
Jay Leno's jay Leno is coming in Pellio window? How
did that all happen? With jay Leno coming in?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
So he called the hotline and he is hosting a
charity event for the Children's Burn Center, and he asked
if he could come on the show and promote it,
and of course he can. And I said, come on in,
Mark will be in with Tim denight. It'll be fun.
And he said, oh, okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I think he said in the four o'clock hour,
is that right? Yeah? All right, well that's cool, Yeah right,
big dog. I think all right, well we'll wait for
jay Leno. By the way, last night I was woken
or awake awakened, and I thought that there was an earthquake.
I did what was going on? It was the wind again?
(01:51):
With this wind? When is this going to stop?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know. I haven't really looked at anything, but
you're looking at me when you're asking that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's funny, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, you gave me the hot tip which you gave everybody,
which is get yourself a humidifier.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I did got the humidifier. I went just one
online and I bought one. I already have one. I
don't use it though, so I got another one that
I still haven't taken out of the box, but I
do have it in the house. Now. You probably meant
like use it, like so you said, get yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I got another tip for you. Yeah, and for people
have a humidifier. It's a game changer. Crozer, Do you
have a humidifier?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna lay a game changer on
you with the humidifier. I know it sounds like, you know,
we're about to move into hospice, you know, with our
humidifiers and our hospital beds and our heart monitors.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The heart monitor is keeping me up at night.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But here it is two words for you that are
going to change your life without humidifier. Distilled water, that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, you don't want to use it right out of
the tap. Don't ever use tap water.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Why because theen and the elements and the impurities in
the tap water will make your entire room all caked
with a white foam. Wow that oh yeah, you'll feel
it and see it everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
A lot of the a lot of especially the newer humidifiers,
which I just bought one this weekend at Costco.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, Oh I saw that one. It was
like a two gallon upright one, Yes, buddy, I'm all
over that one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But a lot of those new ones now they come
with a little the little sort of tablets, yeah, put
in there that are supposed to help with that. But
like you, I am a absolute proponent of the distilled water.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Six big jugs of them, that's right, say about a
buck twenty at Walmart. You know another thing about that
that humidifier you got at Costco. It's a top loader, yes,
or it right in the top.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The other ones you had to take the tank off
and then flip it over to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But yes, it's got that removable sort of cover.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And yes, you had to be like a magician to
use the old ones, flip them over and pull the
paper out. Hey, there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
They were about as difficult as like changing the five
gallon when it work without spilling anything exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, And somebody's hand always went in there to hold
the water back, you know, the big five. Yeah, Like,
who's going to do that today. I don't know. I
think it's a steph Bush is doing it today. Okay,
all right, he's gonna put his hand in there, right,
he's gonna grab the top hold of his hand and
then pull his hand out real quick, and all of
his hand is in that water, all of it. And
(04:31):
we drank it. We happily drank it, you know, because
that was the best water around. Sure, enjoyed it, right,
But I don't know anybody that still gets these sparklets delivered.
You know the five gallon? Do you I never see
any trucks at all. I don't either. I wear what
happened that business? Dry up filters? You get the five gallons?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I know? I get the big one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Sorry, So I think it's five pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, Like it's forty pounds, right, you bust your back
to it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's incredibly And I get the glass bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Oh my god, the glass bottle without water in it's
heavy as home.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's forty pounds without water. No, it's not heavy as
well without Would you buy the Brady House?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I got no? What I where are you living? There's
no question that glass bottles are better than plastic bottles
for water sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I guarantee you your one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So that's all I do, is I just make sure
that is glad.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You ever seen one of those arrowhead or sparklets?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uh, shatter a glass bottle in the street. No, it
goes into a trillion pieces. And guess what he does gone,
I've seen it before. Well, now you know he does
not take time to bring out a broom and whist
that up. Yeah, I wouldn't think he's gone. And whoever
runs over it, that's the guys who just it dissipates
(05:49):
after a while, you know, it just gets crushed into
some such small pieces.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
When they first brought the water to me, they brought
me eight bottles of But.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They brought it to you. Did you have a crown
on and a case? When they brought you the water
up to the hill the head? Are they knighted before
they enter your castle?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When they first delivered the damn wa to walk?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Look at your face?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
They delivered the damn water. I got the eight bottles
and this dispenser thing. So then he said, no problem,
I'm your guy, Johnny, I'll be delivering it. I said, great, Johnny.
I give him a tip and all and then he said,
just leave your bottles to the empties out here when
I come and I'll replace your empties. And so first
(06:37):
time I leave the empties out, and what do they
leave outside? Eight more bottles. I don't need eight. I
don't have eight empties. I have like two empties. Okay,
So now I have what would be six bottles plus
eight more bottles, all right? And then the next I'm
thinking they just screwed it up, you know what I mean.
I even text him, I say, hey, Johnny, don't know
what happened, but I think I got too many. I
(06:59):
got so much bottles of water, and as you say,
they're a jillion pounds to lift them and move them.
So then the next time, it's two weeks later, I
leave three bottles out and eight more bottles of it.
This is not this is non exaggeration. I've got a garage.
So then I call the home Ship, you know, the
mother ship, and I say, hey, there's been an issue
(07:21):
here because they keep dropping eight bottles of water off
and I've got, like, you know, I've got like twenty
four bottles of water in my garage. And they said,
I'm gonna put you down for you know, a guy
put me down for whatever, But no more bottles of
water for a long time. So now I just leave
them out dur and they collect.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But you know, doctor, what's your name, Lucy Jones? Doctor
Lucy Jones said, when the big one hits, and by
the way, she and I agree, when the big one hits,
nobody will say is this the big one? Nobody. It'll
be one person LA will ask, hey, is this the
big one. Everyone will be very, very acutely aware that
(08:00):
they're in the middle of it. It's gonna last for
one hundred seconds. Buildings falling houses, falling cars, flipping fires,
one hundred seconds of radical move this building moving where
you can't walk in anymore because you're hitting the walls.
So she said, for six months after that earthquake, zero
water will be available, drinking, shampooing, showering, any abathing. All
(08:26):
that crap is over. At least six months of no water.
So I would keep those water bottles.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Wow, that is that's concerning. I'd keep those water bottles.
Those are gonna be This is when you turn to
government to work things out. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
These water mains in La are breaking when somebody drives
over them in a weird way.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, I mean there are there are emergency strategies in plays,
aren't there?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
She said, there aren't. She said, there'll be so many
people the aqueducts will all break and so that water
will just go all over the desert and there's no
there's no continuous planned for it is none.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So you've got to get water. Go out and buy yourselves,
you know, ten fifteen twenty gallons of water distilled. Preferably,
keep that in the garage because you're gonna need it.
It's gonna be worth its weight in gold when the
big one hits and the big one on its way
may not be here today or tomorrow or next year
or the year after, but it's gonna happen, and it's
(09:22):
and it's coming. All right, we're live Conway and Thompson
Jay Leno's coming on with us. That's kind of cool.
That's very cool. Actually, Mark said, is kind of cool.
I correct him, No, it's very cool.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Mark.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
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Speaker 1 (09:39):
The FAA bad warning. Don't go to Haiti, don't fly
over Haiti, and if you do, don't fly over Haiti.
On less than ten thousand feet or you'll have your
pilot's license taken from you because these guys were shooting. Yeah,
that seems bad at the plane, you know, I don't
(09:59):
I don't think they understand public relations there on the island, because.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's not good. You're saying it's been a rough period already. Yes,
should really be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And why why would you shoot at people that are
coming to either spend money or bring Anyone that goes
to Haiti is bringing stuff for somebody else. Yeah, because
they know they're going to a poor country. They're bringing
either money or material or gifts or something.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it's for the most part, human relief. I would sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They're not coming to Haiti to get rich, sure, and
they're coming to bring stuff and you shoot at the airplanes.
It's it's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, they've descended to Haiti, they descend, the streets are
ruled by all these militias, and there's corruption. It's and
it's been that way for forty years.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's been away for a long time. I think they
really got rattled with that earthquake.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, that killed a lot of people and it was
it was horrible. Then they had a tremendous, tremendous corruption
in the government. Oh exactly, and now it's being run
by gangs. So it's here's the latest reason why it's
tough to get in there.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
The FAA has issued it on an order to all
air it's called unnotice to air missions. Used to be
called a notice to all air men, a notice to
air mission prohibiting any US airline from flying over Haiti
below ten thousand feet. Obviously, that means you're not going
to be able to land or take off from port
of Prince.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, this thanks for putting that together for us.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Obviously that means you're not going to be able to
land or take off from port of Prince. The FAA
ordering all US airlines to fly above ten thousand feet.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So how do you get into the country. You go
to Puerto Rico and then jump the wall or get
through the wall somehow. Don't they split an island with
Puerto Rico?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Or don't know what Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, Haiti is its own isn't it its own island?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, it's not. It's split an island with Dominican Republic
or Dominican I think it's a Dominican Republic they own
half the island, and Haiti owns the other half. And
it's the and there's a wall there you cannot get across.
There's a wall there that's impededrom you're not getting across
that wall.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're absolutely right, sure, Yeah, where's port? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Hispaniola is the island that both of them share.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Right, And and perto Rico is just to the east, right,
But it's Dominican Republic that owns the other half that island.
That's right, right. The whole island is named Hispaniola. Ah, well, Angel,
you've been there. You seem like a traveler.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I have not, Okay, because of these two incidents. Yesterday
we had that Spirit Airlines flight hit by gunfire as
it was coming into land at.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Porter Prince Airport.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
And then separately we learned overnight a Jet Blue flight
taking off from Port of Prince was also hit by gunfire.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Two planes shot at and hit. It's very hard to
hit an airplane with a gun, very very difficult.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I must not be as hard as you thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They're going one hundred and eighty to two hundred miles
an hour and they land and they're moving pretty rapidly.
It's tough to get that close. Bullets are you know,
I don't know, it's tough. I think the guy's a
good shot. They got credit. I am, I am. It's
very difficult. Hadn't heard that angle. You got to lead
that plane. You can't you shoot at the plane will
be gone by the time that bullet gets there. You
got to lead it.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Thankfully, nobody was wounded. We did have one flight attendant
who received a minor injury. We do not believe she
was shot. But as a result of these two incidents,
we'd already had the airlines that service Porter Prints canceling
their flights.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
How quiet you know? It went to land in Porter
Prince right, which is the capital of Haiti. They go
to land, they touched down, shot shot, shot, bang, bang bang.
You know, the whole cabin gets lit up with bullets
and they take off again and they go land in
in Dominican Republic. How quiet is the flight from Haiti
(13:45):
twenty minutes to the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Quiet? Yeah? Quiet?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Because people like, we just get shot. We got we
just got shot at.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's lucky that that you see the bullet penetrated the
plane and didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Didn't the fuel. All you do is hit the wing.
That's where the fuel is. Gosh gold blown up.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Into and out of the city. And now a formal
order from the FAA ordering US airlines for thirty days
do not fly below ten thousand feet because of the
risk and the danger. Captain John Cox, our NBC News
aviation analyst, talked about the risk that this gunfire post
to these planes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, I like this guy. This guy, Captain Cox, is
one of the like the we used that mine like
ten or fifteen years ago. He was great. He knows
everything about aviation. Captain Cox is awesome.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
This crew and these passengers were very fortunate that luck
prevailed and nobody in the airplane was injured and that
the airplane was more critically damaged.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
This could have gone very badly. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Bottom line, as you suggested, Haiti is really being ravaged
by gang violence right now. There is a very small
tension of police from Kenya trying to establish order on
the ground. They've only got four hundred and thirty officers.
They need many more than that. According to most observers
that there is discussion about expanding that under the UN mandate,
(15:14):
but the United States right now was paying for those
Kenyon police officers, and it's not at all clear whether
that will continue under the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Wow, beyond that that.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Kenyan police force is outnumbered and out gunned.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
How about that where the Kenyans are coming in to
keep the peace? Yeah, you know, you got to fly
these guys from Africa to come over and keep everybody,
you know, under control.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
So this is a very dangerous situation on the ground,
essentially lawlessness with the violent gangs in control.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And they speak French, don't they? Oh I don't know
my point. Yeah, so you bring in Kenyans and I
don't know that they speak French. I mean there's a.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Whole don't you bring in Creole that sort of stuff. Yeah,
don't you bring in the French Kenyans?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I mean, well, if there are any French Kenyans as,
you bring them in.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But why the Kenyans have to come over and do that?
Why don't you know, Why don't the Dominican Republic or
Puerto Rico or United States or you know, somebody a
little closer to the game.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I think probably they're ten foot pole marks all over Haiti.
I don't think nobody wants to go in there. I mean,
I really think so. I mean there are some relief
agencies and even many of them have now shied away
because of what you're talking about the gang violence.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But physically, have you ever seen Haiti?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It's beautiful, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
White sand beaches, unbelievable, it is.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No. I'm just it's going to be a while before
they can take advantage of the you know, the beauty
and the tourism. That's right. I'm just saying.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Mark Thompson is here. Always nice to see you, dude,
Thank you, my friend. We have not had you on
since the election has called. What's the vibe that you're feeling?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You know, it's a tricky time moving forward. The people
have spoken, But I did.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You get alloted to press people on your program? On
your pop I got a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Of emails people saying they didn't know what to do
that and they feel disheartened. They feel they didn't know
their country, their own country. I heard a lot of that.
I heard a lot of breakdown as to what what
do you think happened? I think that the GOP and
(17:25):
Donald Trump. But really the GOP effectively messaged around a
handful of things, and they just really communicated on the
wedge issue. They made the trans thing a big deal.
They put the here's the best summary. I mentioned this
on my show, so it's kind of fresh in mind.
The best summary is in one spot, which I thought
was genius. It was a Trump spot. It was genius,
(17:47):
ran through football like crazy. That's the reason I remember it.
It was this woman, okay, a shout of Kamala Harris
wants to use your tax dollars, okay to give prisoners
ill who are illegal immigrants transitions surgery. I forget what
(18:08):
they actually and and then it finished with he's not they,
she's they them, he is? What is it? Yeah? You?
Or I thought, oh my god, it's perfect. I mean,
it's got it's a perfect commercial. It's everything that the
Libs are accused of, right, they're accused of.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
This, and she's sitting there admitting she's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, it's the right. There was a little clip from
her having admitted it. Right. So I just felt in
that one commercial was everything that I felt people spark to,
which is a pushback on some of that cultural wed
stuff which is associated with you know, political correctness and
just the left going too far, and so I think
(18:52):
there was a lot of that underpinning it. I really do.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I wrote down over the last couple of months, you know,
just because I'm bored to death, what the accused Donald
Trump of and he still won. Okay, you want me
to read you the list?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Sure? Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
They called him the following racist, sexist, anti women, anti immigrant,
anti trans, hitler loving, anti science, anti climate, anti vaccine, bigoted,
anti higher education, anti electric vehicle, anti solar, anti news,
anti newspaper, pro gun, two masculine, anti recycling, garbage burner,
(19:33):
pro electoral college, anti popular vote, anti statehood for DC,
Puerto Rico, pro hunting, pro fishing, pro Israel favors oil drilling,
anti clean water, anti welfare, anti gay, anti abortion, anti
pro police, meet lover, anti tax, pro death penalty, pro
(19:55):
religion favors, single the national an a single national anthem,
anti pro choice, pro life, same thing, American flag supporting,
pro national anthem, anti queer favor, women only in sports,
(20:15):
pro beer drinker, anti government, anti FEMA, violent sports lover.
You know, the boxing MMA and all that stuff, and
supports off roading in the deserts.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I don't. I mean, you really patted that out.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I mean that's what they that's in the articles that
they used, and I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But when you serve like pro you know something about
beer or something about meat, and.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You're just those are all from the internet, you're patting
your part.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean, my god, I was trying to have a
real conversation with you and you're just throwing all this crap.
Well the pro mm like, there's no lips at an
MMA at a cage match, please.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They there are. That that's it. That's a predominantly Republican sport.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That is that's absurd that I used to go through
all the time. It would like he walked.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Into that arena and he got a standing ovation.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Sure, he's the he's a big deal. I mean, he's
Donald Trump, he's a he's an American folk hero, and
he is celebrated by a lot of people and Joe
Rogan and that I'm not. Don't get me wrong that
that part of the uh, the spectrum of supporters is
really fervent. But that doesn't mean that that liberals or
whatever it is, the left doesn't tell you that's what
they called him. Yeah, they didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I can support they called.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Him a handful of things. I don't want to go
straight through it, but I I.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Left off the most severe ones like rapists, and.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I felt you through in a couple that were not
so severe. You did pat it up. Look, I get
the point. There is a there's a difference.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, here's what I'm saying. He's been accused of all
that and yet he's still won. That's odd.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, well, I mean again, some of the accusations and
some of those early on in your list, you know,
I thought really did land cleanly. I thought they were
just stupid. I mean. And and by the way, there
are plenty on the left who think it's stupid too,
Like there are a bunch of us on the left
who don't feel I say us, I'm a tree hugger. Okay,
you know, I'm tough on a lot of order. I'm
pro cop I'm a bunch of stuff. That again, but
(22:05):
if you if you lean left, doesn't mean that you
support this defund the police crap or whatever. I mean,
these are these are things that just became.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I'm not saying he that you are the opposite of
all these I'm just saying, this is what they've accused
him of. Sure, but also, you know, it's not not
only this, but when he said two weeks ago that
FEMA wasn't doing their job, and and and a lot
of people got pissed off at FEMA with the hurricane
that hit Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and then
(22:37):
and then everybody in the a lot of people in
the press said he's uh, he's crazy and shouldn't do that.
You know, you shouldn't get down on FEMA. They're doing
their job. They are blind when it comes to who
you vote for. And then literally a week or less
than a week after the election, there's a woman who
just got fired from FEMA by telling her her employees
(22:59):
to avoid going to homes and giving them any kind
of relief if they have a Trump sign outside their home.
Right and when you and just that little tiny piece
of information like that makes what he said valid, even
though it probably wasn't sure.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And what he was saying was that the government is
coming to repossess your home and they're going to take
your belongings because they need to make budget for FEMA.
They resell those out I mean that's really that's an
awful thing to say as well. So he was there
was a lot of bad information and he was a
source of a lot of it as well, Right, I mean,
you know, like the dogs and cats thing. I mean,
it was Chris just crazy. It's just it's sad that
at the end there's just so much slinging that.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I think a lot of people are surprised he one. Oh, yeah, absolutely,
I think he's surprised.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Certainly. The popular vote, I think, you know, I think
that was the thing that really flattens everybody who was
trying to look at this election and see which way
it was going.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, I think it's it was a wild election, that's
for sure. Wild two years all right, it's always.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
An expensive election. I mean, imagine spending that kind of
money on both sides.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Right, and now he'll go to Washington, he'll warm up
to the left, he'll center himself and run the guy.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I wouldn't count on that. I don't that the whole
government is getting blown out unless they have the loyalty pledge.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demya from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We're waiting for Jay Lena. Yeah, Jay Leno's coming in.
He's promoting an eventity that he's doing I think for free.
It's the charity for Children's Burn Center. Tough to Act
ask for an appearance fee, Yeah, the Burn Center charity.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I just did a big event and they said, well
how much how much should do you charge to do it?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And I said, I'm not charging you anything, really, I
feel I said, honestly, in every instance where I've ever
they said well, here you go, here's a check for
your services, I've always just donated right back to the charity.
I mean, that's the only thing you can do. I'm
not going to walk from a charity with money.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna tell you a quick story about that. I
was invited to MC and speak at the Catholic Diaceis
of Orange count And with Bishop Van Right. I got
a call from the Catholic the biggest Catholic church in
Orange County, and there's gonna be twelve hundred people at
(25:10):
the breakfast. They want me to MC it and they
want me to introduce Vin Scully and Patricia Heaton, two
of my favorite people in the world. Sure, my favorite actor,
Patricia Heaton, my favorite sports you know announcer by far
Vin Scully, and I couldn't believe it. I thought it
was like a joke, like, oh, I mean I can't.
(25:32):
I you know, I'd pay to do it. And the
guy that set it up for me, he said, hey,
ask for some money. Everybody's getting paid. Oh my god,
I want to ask for any money. I don't want
to do that, and he goes, no, he goes, you know,
they'll they make a lot of money on this breakfast. Asked,
you know, if there's an appearance for you.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Room, this is a charity breakfast or not.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, well it's a Catholic right, yeah, sure, Catholic charities.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So I said to the guy, said, hey, so I
this is a free gig, and he could pay because no,
I'm not paying you for this, he says, Patricia Heaton's
gotten getting paid. Vin Scully's not getting paid. I said no, no,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So I called the guy back.
I go, hey, buddy, I had a really uncomfortable conversation
because of you over like appearance fee. He goes, oh,
(26:17):
I was just kidding. I thought you would assume, he goes,
I thought you would know as a Catholic. You never
asked for an appearance for you idiot. Oh my god,
I had that conversation. Yeah, because there's no Oh my god,
Patricia Heaton and Vince Scully are showing up for free
and you, you're a nighttime radio guy. You want what what?
(26:39):
Fifty bucks? How much you need? Monny?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What's going on with Oh that's just priceless, rudal.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh my god, it was so shameful. I said the
rosary when I got it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I
want to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Shock right into the end of the pews.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I had to go to confession.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, you know that sounds an honest mistake, but it's
one of those situations is where there's no way out
of it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You know what confession is. You know, you're going there
in a dark room. You sit on your knees, and
they open up the window and there's a screen between
you and the priest, and you have to tell the
priest what an a hole you are.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I didn't know that you're on your knees though, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You're on your knees, yeah, okay, and you're asking for
forgiveness for something you did. And so when I had
my first confession. How old are you for that it's
not nine or so? What if you've done when you're
nine that you're confessing a lot? Okay, So so you
go in there with a cigarette I got, and then
what I go in there? I get on my knees
and they say, you know, uh, bless me father, for
(27:36):
I have sinned, and then hear my sins and I
couldn't think of anything. You know, I'm nine, right, that's
my point. Yeah, And I said, uh, hey, I broke
my brother's arm, and the priest because you did what?
So yeah, I broke my brother's arm. He goes, wait,
irish action. Obviously you didn't do it on purpose. No,
(27:56):
I did it on purpose, and I broke this down.
He comes out of the like the confession. My mom
and dad are there at first confession everything, and he
can't say anything to them because you know, there's a
privacy and all that crap. And they got weird and
I and I it was odd because that's the church
that I had my first communion in. Later on, I
(28:19):
was baptized at Saint Mel's and it got really odd
and I was lying about my brother's arm, and then
I had to go back into confession and admit that
I had lied in confession, which is a big no
no in the Catholic Church. I found out and that
was my confession that I lied in confession, manufactured age, yes,
because I didn't know what was I was supposed to do.
(28:40):
I built my milk?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
What was the Is there any protocol for saying you know? Father? Honestly,
I don't think. I can't think of anything. Can you
help me get to where something I might have done,
how I might have transgressed against the Lord?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Not in the Catholic religion, you can't say I don't
know unless you're Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No, you got to go in dinner. You got to
go in with loaded up will Yeah, with your sin.
But I wonder how they treat some guy.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
If a guy came in, you know, and goes, hey,
I just you know, killed a couple of street walkers
last night. How does the priest you know, not call,
you know, drop a dime on the guy? Yeah, it's odd,
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, well there's a lot of stuff. They're not dropping
a dime on the.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, I get there. Yeah, Crowzier, did you grow up Catholic?
Oh you didn't belly O. I know you did though, right, Bellio.
You grew up Catholic. Angel you grew up Catholic, did you?
Could you?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Product No, you were Mormon, and like.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
Half my family's Mormon and the other half is Catholic.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh I see, Okay, you don't have to do it.
There's no equivalent to a confessional in the Mormon business.
Oh yeah, there is. There is.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
There is, but you just go into like yourte a check. Yeah,
you just write a check and they give you a coke.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Maybe a cup of coffee on your way out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Could you not have coke when you were a kid? Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
No, No, I didn't mean no, I couldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, I could have it, but you can't if you're
more strict Mormon, you can't have caffeine.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
I don't know that it's caffeine. I was having this
conversation the other day, and I think it's just like
hot dark drinks that you can't.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Have really, So how they come up with that, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
It goes back to this thing called the Word of wisdom,
but I think it's like the acidic level of coffee
that is really what it's about, because there's caffeine and everything.
I mean, you know, diet cokes or some people's source
of water, especially in that church.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
So they save it for you and the Lord, you know,
save it for the jury. I mean, it's it's tough.
A lot of these customs are difficult to adhere to.
You know, they were they were concocted some time ago,
and it's harder to you know, keep them in a modern age.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, there was I think it was John Kennedy
that talked about how great the the Mormons are. Let
me see if I can play this here. This is
John Kennedy talking about the Mormon religion.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Of all the stories of American pioneers and settlers, none
is more inspiring than the Mormon Trail. The qualities of
the founders of this community are the qualities that we
seek in America, the qualities which we like to feel
this country has. Courage, patience, faith, self reliance, perseverance, and
(31:35):
above all, an unflagging determination to see the right prevail.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Wow, that's something I mean, they've they've thought about a
pr move they had. I assume that he's speaking to
a Mormon audience.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's huge.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, right, Yeah, because they had to reform the church
several times.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Right, but to get John F. Kennedy to lay those
compliments on that religion.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
That was before the Reformation of the Church, and they
still didn't recognize black people and a whole bunch of
others at that time. Yeah, I mean, you know, now
it's now they're stepped up.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
So wow, that's pre pre night. That's gonna be nineteen
early sixties, That's what I'm saying. What is that?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Guess who the guess who? The last Democrat that you know,
the majority of Mormons voted for was Clinton. No, no, no, jfk.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It was Oh didn't buy the Clinton. You're breaking some
of the norms over there.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Mormon Church, even the New Mormon Church still couldn't wrap
their arms around Yeah, ta with.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That, all right? Jay Leno was coming on at some time.
That'll be cool. Yeah talking about it. I hope it
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didn't mean to interrupt you with the show. What were
you saying? What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was saying, I'm podcast is kicking out. I am
awe struck by you and the job you do here.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, okay, Mark was telling me how great is podcast is.
At d Mark Thompson Show. I was saying, we're doing
you gained ten thousand viewers in one day.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That we're saying we're doing well. We gained Yeah, with
the ten thousand more subscribers, and my little lot, it's
like a small business that I runey. That's a lot,
so I have to obsess.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Ten thousand is a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm telling you, thank you show. We're up to sixty
three thousand subscribers there on YouTube, which.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Is can you started at zero?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? We did, and so it's you know, it's one
of those things. So when Tim and I are talking
about things as we prepared to go on, that was
one of the things, right. So that's it was quite
a quite.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
A day yeah, it was as unbelievable. All right, what's happening?
Jay Leno's jay Leno is coming in Pellio window? How
did that all happen? With jay Leno coming in?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
So he called the hotline and he is hosting a
charity event for the Children's Burn Center, and he asked
if he could come on the show and promote it,
and of course he can. And I said, come on in,
Mark will be in with Tim denight. It'll be fun.
And he said, oh, okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I think he said in the four o'clock hour,
is that right? Yeah? All right, well that's cool, Yeah right,
big dog. I think all right, well we'll wait for
jay Leno. By the way, last night I was woken
or awake awakened, and I thought that there was an earthquake.
I did what was going on? It was the wind again?
(01:51):
With this wind? When is this going to stop?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know. I haven't really looked at anything, but
you're looking at me when you're asking that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's funny, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, you gave me the hot tip which you gave everybody,
which is get yourself a humidifier.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I did got the humidifier. I went just one
online and I bought one. I already have one. I
don't use it though, so I got another one that
I still haven't taken out of the box, but I
do have it in the house. Now. You probably meant
like use it, like so you said, get yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I got another tip for you. Yeah, and for people
have a humidifier. It's a game changer. Crozer, Do you
have a humidifier?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna lay a game changer on
you with the humidifier. I know it sounds like, you know,
we're about to move into hospice, you know, with our
humidifiers and our hospital beds and our heart monitors.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The heart monitor is keeping me up at night.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But here it is two words for you that are
going to change your life without humidifier. Distilled water, that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, you don't want to use it right out of
the tap. Don't ever use tap water.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Why because theen and the elements and the impurities in
the tap water will make your entire room all caked
with a white foam. Wow that oh yeah, you'll feel
it and see it everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
A lot of the a lot of especially the newer humidifiers,
which I just bought one this weekend at Costco.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
By the way, Oh I saw that one. It was
like a two gallon upright one, Yes, buddy, I'm all
over that one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But a lot of those new ones now they come
with a little the little sort of tablets, yeah, put
in there that are supposed to help with that. But
like you, I am a absolute proponent of the distilled water.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Six big jugs of them, that's right, say about a
buck twenty at Walmart. You know another thing about that
that humidifier you got at Costco. It's a top loader, yes,
or it right in the top.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The other ones you had to take the tank off
and then flip it over to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But yes, it's got that removable sort of cover.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And yes, you had to be like a magician to
use the old ones, flip them over and pull the
paper out. Hey, there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
They were about as difficult as like changing the five
gallon when it work without spilling anything exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, And somebody's hand always went in there to hold
the water back, you know, the big five. Yeah, Like,
who's going to do that today. I don't know. I
think it's a steph Bush is doing it today. Okay,
all right, he's gonna put his hand in there, right,
he's gonna grab the top hold of his hand and
then pull his hand out real quick, and all of
his hand is in that water, all of it. And
(04:31):
we drank it. We happily drank it, you know, because
that was the best water around. Sure, enjoyed it, right,
But I don't know anybody that still gets these sparklets delivered.
You know the five gallon? Do you I never see
any trucks at all. I don't either. I wear what
happened that business? Dry up filters? You get the five gallons?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I know? I get the big one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Sorry, So I think it's five pounds.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, Like it's forty pounds, right, you bust your back
to it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's incredibly And I get the glass bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Oh my god, the glass bottle without water in it's
heavy as home.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's forty pounds without water. No, it's not heavy as
well without Would you buy the Brady House?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I got no? What I where are you living? There's
no question that glass bottles are better than plastic bottles
for water sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I guarantee you your one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So that's all I do, is I just make sure
that is glad.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You ever seen one of those arrowhead or sparklets?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uh, shatter a glass bottle in the street. No, it
goes into a trillion pieces. And guess what he does gone,
I've seen it before. Well, now you know he does
not take time to bring out a broom and whist
that up. Yeah, I wouldn't think he's gone. And whoever
runs over it, that's the guys who just it dissipates
(05:49):
after a while, you know, it just gets crushed into
some such small pieces.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
When they first brought the water to me, they brought
me eight bottles of But.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They brought it to you. Did you have a crown
on and a case? When they brought you the water
up to the hill the head? Are they knighted before
they enter your castle?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When they first delivered the damn wa to walk?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Look at your face?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
They delivered the damn water. I got the eight bottles
and this dispenser thing. So then he said, no problem,
I'm your guy, Johnny, I'll be delivering it. I said, great, Johnny.
I give him a tip and all and then he said,
just leave your bottles to the empties out here when
I come and I'll replace your empties. And so first
(06:37):
time I leave the empties out, and what do they
leave outside? Eight more bottles. I don't need eight. I
don't have eight empties. I have like two empties. Okay,
So now I have what would be six bottles plus
eight more bottles, all right? And then the next I'm
thinking they just screwed it up, you know what I mean.
I even text him, I say, hey, Johnny, don't know
what happened, but I think I got too many. I
(06:59):
got so much bottles of water, and as you say,
they're a jillion pounds to lift them and move them.
So then the next time, it's two weeks later, I
leave three bottles out and eight more bottles of it.
This is not this is non exaggeration. I've got a garage.
So then I call the home Ship, you know, the
mother ship, and I say, hey, there's been an issue
(07:21):
here because they keep dropping eight bottles of water off
and I've got, like, you know, I've got like twenty
four bottles of water in my garage. And they said,
I'm gonna put you down for you know, a guy
put me down for whatever, But no more bottles of
water for a long time. So now I just leave
them out dur and they collect.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But you know, doctor, what's your name, Lucy Jones? Doctor
Lucy Jones said, when the big one hits, and by
the way, she and I agree, when the big one hits,
nobody will say is this the big one? Nobody. It'll
be one person LA will ask, hey, is this the
big one. Everyone will be very, very acutely aware that
(08:00):
they're in the middle of it. It's gonna last for
one hundred seconds. Buildings falling houses, falling cars, flipping fires,
one hundred seconds of radical move this building moving where
you can't walk in anymore because you're hitting the walls.
So she said, for six months after that earthquake, zero
water will be available, drinking, shampooing, showering, any abathing. All
(08:26):
that crap is over. At least six months of no water.
So I would keep those water bottles.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Wow, that is that's concerning. I'd keep those water bottles.
Those are gonna be This is when you turn to
government to work things out. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
These water mains in La are breaking when somebody drives
over them in a weird way.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, I mean there are there are emergency strategies in plays,
aren't there?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
She said, there aren't. She said, there'll be so many
people the aqueducts will all break and so that water
will just go all over the desert and there's no
there's no continuous planned for it is none.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So you've got to get water. Go out and buy yourselves,
you know, ten fifteen twenty gallons of water distilled. Preferably,
keep that in the garage because you're gonna need it.
It's gonna be worth its weight in gold when the
big one hits and the big one on its way
may not be here today or tomorrow or next year
or the year after, but it's gonna happen, and it's
(09:22):
and it's coming. All right, we're live Conway and Thompson
Jay Leno's coming on with us. That's kind of cool.
That's very cool. Actually, Mark said, is kind of cool.
I correct him, No, it's very cool.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Mark.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The FAA bad warning. Don't go to Haiti, don't fly
over Haiti, and if you do, don't fly over Haiti.
On less than ten thousand feet or you'll have your
pilot's license taken from you because these guys were shooting. Yeah,
that seems bad at the plane, you know, I don't
(09:59):
I don't think they understand public relations there on the island, because.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's not good. You're saying it's been a rough period already. Yes,
should really be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And why why would you shoot at people that are
coming to either spend money or bring Anyone that goes
to Haiti is bringing stuff for somebody else. Yeah, because
they know they're going to a poor country. They're bringing
either money or material or gifts or something.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it's for the most part, human relief. I would sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They're not coming to Haiti to get rich, sure, and
they're coming to bring stuff and you shoot at the airplanes.
It's it's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, they've descended to Haiti, they descend, the streets are
ruled by all these militias, and there's corruption. It's and
it's been that way for forty years.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's been away for a long time. I think they
really got rattled with that earthquake.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, that killed a lot of people and it was
it was horrible. Then they had a tremendous, tremendous corruption
in the government. Oh exactly, and now it's being run
by gangs. So it's here's the latest reason why it's
tough to get in there.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
The FAA has issued it on an order to all
air it's called unnotice to air missions. Used to be
called a notice to all air men, a notice to
air mission prohibiting any US airline from flying over Haiti
below ten thousand feet. Obviously, that means you're not going
to be able to land or take off from port
of Prince.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, this thanks for putting that together for us.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Obviously that means you're not going to be able to
land or take off from port of Prince. The FAA
ordering all US airlines to fly above ten thousand feet.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So how do you get into the country. You go
to Puerto Rico and then jump the wall or get
through the wall somehow. Don't they split an island with
Puerto Rico?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Or don't know what Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, Haiti is its own isn't it its own island?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, it's not. It's split an island with Dominican Republic
or Dominican I think it's a Dominican Republic they own
half the island, and Haiti owns the other half. And
it's the and there's a wall there you cannot get across.
There's a wall there that's impededrom you're not getting across
that wall.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're absolutely right, sure, Yeah, where's port? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Hispaniola is the island that both of them share.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Right, And and perto Rico is just to the east, right,
But it's Dominican Republic that owns the other half that island.
That's right, right. The whole island is named Hispaniola. Ah, well, Angel,
you've been there. You seem like a traveler.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I have not, Okay, because of these two incidents. Yesterday
we had that Spirit Airlines flight hit by gunfire as
it was coming into land at.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Porter Prince Airport.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
And then separately we learned overnight a Jet Blue flight
taking off from Port of Prince was also hit by gunfire.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Two planes shot at and hit. It's very hard to
hit an airplane with a gun, very very difficult.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I must not be as hard as you thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They're going one hundred and eighty to two hundred miles
an hour and they land and they're moving pretty rapidly.
It's tough to get that close. Bullets are you know,
I don't know, it's tough. I think the guy's a
good shot. They got credit. I am, I am. It's
very difficult. Hadn't heard that angle. You got to lead
that plane. You can't you shoot at the plane will
be gone by the time that bullet gets there. You
got to lead it.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Thankfully, nobody was wounded. We did have one flight attendant
who received a minor injury. We do not believe she
was shot. But as a result of these two incidents,
we'd already had the airlines that service Porter Prints canceling
their flights.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
How quiet you know? It went to land in Porter
Prince right, which is the capital of Haiti. They go
to land, they touched down, shot shot, shot, bang, bang bang.
You know, the whole cabin gets lit up with bullets
and they take off again and they go land in
in Dominican Republic. How quiet is the flight from Haiti
(13:45):
twenty minutes to the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Quiet? Yeah? Quiet?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Because people like, we just get shot. We got we
just got shot at.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's lucky that that you see the bullet penetrated the
plane and didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Didn't the fuel. All you do is hit the wing.
That's where the fuel is. Gosh gold blown up.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Into and out of the city. And now a formal
order from the FAA ordering US airlines for thirty days
do not fly below ten thousand feet because of the
risk and the danger. Captain John Cox, our NBC News
aviation analyst, talked about the risk that this gunfire post
to these planes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, I like this guy. This guy, Captain Cox, is
one of the like the we used that mine like
ten or fifteen years ago. He was great. He knows
everything about aviation. Captain Cox is awesome.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
This crew and these passengers were very fortunate that luck
prevailed and nobody in the airplane was injured and that
the airplane was more critically damaged.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
This could have gone very badly. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Bottom line, as you suggested, Haiti is really being ravaged
by gang violence right now. There is a very small
tension of police from Kenya trying to establish order on
the ground. They've only got four hundred and thirty officers.
They need many more than that. According to most observers
that there is discussion about expanding that under the UN mandate,
(15:14):
but the United States right now was paying for those
Kenyon police officers, and it's not at all clear whether
that will continue under the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Wow, beyond that that.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Kenyan police force is outnumbered and out gunned.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
How about that where the Kenyans are coming in to
keep the peace? Yeah, you know, you got to fly
these guys from Africa to come over and keep everybody,
you know, under control.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
So this is a very dangerous situation on the ground,
essentially lawlessness with the violent gangs in control.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And they speak French, don't they? Oh I don't know
my point. Yeah, so you bring in Kenyans and I
don't know that they speak French. I mean there's a.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Whole don't you bring in Creole that sort of stuff. Yeah,
don't you bring in the French Kenyans?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I mean, well, if there are any French Kenyans as,
you bring them in.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But why the Kenyans have to come over and do that?
Why don't you know, Why don't the Dominican Republic or
Puerto Rico or United States or you know, somebody a
little closer to the game.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I think probably they're ten foot pole marks all over Haiti.
I don't think nobody wants to go in there. I mean,
I really think so. I mean there are some relief
agencies and even many of them have now shied away
because of what you're talking about the gang violence.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But physically, have you ever seen Haiti?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It's beautiful, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
White sand beaches, unbelievable, it is.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No. I'm just it's going to be a while before
they can take advantage of the you know, the beauty
and the tourism. That's right. I'm just saying.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
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Speaker 1 (16:42):
Mark Thompson is here. Always nice to see you, dude,
Thank you, my friend. We have not had you on
since the election has called. What's the vibe that you're feeling?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You know, it's a tricky time moving forward. The people
have spoken, But I did.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You get alloted to press people on your program? On
your pop I got a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Of emails people saying they didn't know what to do
that and they feel disheartened. They feel they didn't know
their country, their own country. I heard a lot of that.
I heard a lot of breakdown as to what what
do you think happened? I think that the GOP and
(17:25):
Donald Trump. But really the GOP effectively messaged around a
handful of things, and they just really communicated on the
wedge issue. They made the trans thing a big deal.
They put the here's the best summary. I mentioned this
on my show, so it's kind of fresh in mind.
The best summary is in one spot, which I thought
was genius. It was a Trump spot. It was genius,
(17:47):
ran through football like crazy. That's the reason I remember it.
It was this woman, okay, a shout of Kamala Harris
wants to use your tax dollars, okay to give prisoners
ill who are illegal immigrants transitions surgery. I forget what
(18:08):
they actually and and then it finished with he's not they,
she's they them, he is? What is it? Yeah? You?
Or I thought, oh my god, it's perfect. I mean,
it's got it's a perfect commercial. It's everything that the
Libs are accused of, right, they're accused of.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
This, and she's sitting there admitting she's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, it's the right. There was a little clip from
her having admitted it. Right. So I just felt in
that one commercial was everything that I felt people spark to,
which is a pushback on some of that cultural wed
stuff which is associated with you know, political correctness and
just the left going too far, and so I think
(18:52):
there was a lot of that underpinning it. I really do.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I wrote down over the last couple of months, you know,
just because I'm bored to death, what the accused Donald
Trump of and he still won. Okay, you want me
to read you the list?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Sure? Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
They called him the following racist, sexist, anti women, anti immigrant,
anti trans, hitler loving, anti science, anti climate, anti vaccine, bigoted,
anti higher education, anti electric vehicle, anti solar, anti news,
anti newspaper, pro gun, two masculine, anti recycling, garbage burner,
(19:33):
pro electoral college, anti popular vote, anti statehood for DC,
Puerto Rico, pro hunting, pro fishing, pro Israel favors oil drilling,
anti clean water, anti welfare, anti gay, anti abortion, anti
pro police, meet lover, anti tax, pro death penalty, pro
(19:55):
religion favors, single the national an a single national anthem,
anti pro choice, pro life, same thing, American flag supporting,
pro national anthem, anti queer favor, women only in sports,
(20:15):
pro beer drinker, anti government, anti FEMA, violent sports lover.
You know, the boxing MMA and all that stuff, and
supports off roading in the deserts.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I don't. I mean, you really patted that out.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I mean that's what they that's in the articles that
they used, and I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But when you serve like pro you know something about
beer or something about meat, and.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You're just those are all from the internet, you're patting
your part.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I mean, my god, I was trying to have a
real conversation with you and you're just throwing all this crap.
Well the pro mm like, there's no lips at an
MMA at a cage match, please.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They there are. That that's it. That's a predominantly Republican sport.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That is that's absurd that I used to go through
all the time. It would like he walked.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Into that arena and he got a standing ovation.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Sure, he's the he's a big deal. I mean, he's
Donald Trump, he's a he's an American folk hero, and
he is celebrated by a lot of people and Joe
Rogan and that I'm not. Don't get me wrong that
that part of the uh, the spectrum of supporters is
really fervent. But that doesn't mean that that liberals or
whatever it is, the left doesn't tell you that's what
they called him. Yeah, they didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I can support they called.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Him a handful of things. I don't want to go
straight through it, but I I.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Left off the most severe ones like rapists, and.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I felt you through in a couple that were not
so severe. You did pat it up. Look, I get
the point. There is a there's a difference.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, here's what I'm saying. He's been accused of all
that and yet he's still won. That's odd.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, well, I mean again, some of the accusations and
some of those early on in your list, you know,
I thought really did land cleanly. I thought they were
just stupid. I mean. And and by the way, there
are plenty on the left who think it's stupid too,
Like there are a bunch of us on the left
who don't feel I say us, I'm a tree hugger. Okay,
you know, I'm tough on a lot of order. I'm
pro cop I'm a bunch of stuff. That again, but
(22:05):
if you if you lean left, doesn't mean that you
support this defund the police crap or whatever. I mean,
these are these are things that just became.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I'm not saying he that you are the opposite of
all these I'm just saying, this is what they've accused
him of. Sure, but also, you know, it's not not
only this, but when he said two weeks ago that
FEMA wasn't doing their job, and and and a lot
of people got pissed off at FEMA with the hurricane
that hit Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and then
(22:37):
and then everybody in the a lot of people in
the press said he's uh, he's crazy and shouldn't do that.
You know, you shouldn't get down on FEMA. They're doing
their job. They are blind when it comes to who
you vote for. And then literally a week or less
than a week after the election, there's a woman who
just got fired from FEMA by telling her her employees
(22:59):
to avoid going to homes and giving them any kind
of relief if they have a Trump sign outside their home.
Right and when you and just that little tiny piece
of information like that makes what he said valid, even
though it probably wasn't sure.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And what he was saying was that the government is
coming to repossess your home and they're going to take
your belongings because they need to make budget for FEMA.
They resell those out I mean that's really that's an
awful thing to say as well. So he was there
was a lot of bad information and he was a
source of a lot of it as well, Right, I mean,
you know, like the dogs and cats thing. I mean,
it was Chris just crazy. It's just it's sad that
at the end there's just so much slinging that.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I think a lot of people are surprised he one. Oh, yeah, absolutely,
I think he's surprised.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Certainly. The popular vote, I think, you know, I think
that was the thing that really flattens everybody who was
trying to look at this election and see which way
it was going.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, I think it's it was a wild election, that's
for sure. Wild two years all right, it's always.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
An expensive election. I mean, imagine spending that kind of
money on both sides.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Right, and now he'll go to Washington, he'll warm up
to the left, he'll center himself and run the guy.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I wouldn't count on that. I don't that the whole
government is getting blown out unless they have the loyalty pledge.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
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Speaker 1 (24:14):
We're waiting for Jay Lena. Yeah, Jay Leno's coming in.
He's promoting an eventity that he's doing I think for free.
It's the charity for Children's Burn Center. Tough to Act
ask for an appearance fee, Yeah, the Burn Center charity.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I just did a big event and they said, well
how much how much should do you charge to do it?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And I said, I'm not charging you anything, really, I
feel I said, honestly, in every instance where I've ever
they said well, here you go, here's a check for
your services, I've always just donated right back to the charity.
I mean, that's the only thing you can do. I'm
not going to walk from a charity with money.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm gonna tell you a quick story about that. I
was invited to MC and speak at the Catholic Diaceis
of Orange count And with Bishop Van Right. I got
a call from the Catholic the biggest Catholic church in
Orange County, and there's gonna be twelve hundred people at
(25:10):
the breakfast. They want me to MC it and they
want me to introduce Vin Scully and Patricia Heaton, two
of my favorite people in the world. Sure, my favorite actor,
Patricia Heaton, my favorite sports you know announcer by far
Vin Scully, and I couldn't believe it. I thought it
was like a joke, like, oh, I mean I can't.
(25:32):
I you know, I'd pay to do it. And the
guy that set it up for me, he said, hey,
ask for some money. Everybody's getting paid. Oh my god,
I want to ask for any money. I don't want
to do that, and he goes, no, he goes, you know,
they'll they make a lot of money on this breakfast. Asked,
you know, if there's an appearance for you.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Room, this is a charity breakfast or not.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, well it's a Catholic right, yeah, sure, Catholic charities.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So I said to the guy, said, hey, so I
this is a free gig, and he could pay because no,
I'm not paying you for this, he says, Patricia Heaton's
gotten getting paid. Vin Scully's not getting paid. I said no, no,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So I called the guy back.
I go, hey, buddy, I had a really uncomfortable conversation
because of you over like appearance fee. He goes, oh,
(26:17):
I was just kidding. I thought you would assume, he goes,
I thought you would know as a Catholic. You never
asked for an appearance for you idiot. Oh my god,
I had that conversation. Yeah, because there's no Oh my god,
Patricia Heaton and Vince Scully are showing up for free
and you, you're a nighttime radio guy. You want what what?
(26:39):
Fifty bucks? How much you need? Monny?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What's going on with Oh that's just priceless, rudal.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh my god, it was so shameful. I said the
rosary when I got it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I
want to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Shock right into the end of the pews.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I had to go to confession.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, you know that sounds an honest mistake, but it's
one of those situations is where there's no way out
of it.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You know what confession is. You know, you're going there
in a dark room. You sit on your knees, and
they open up the window and there's a screen between
you and the priest, and you have to tell the
priest what an a hole you are.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I didn't know that you're on your knees though, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You're on your knees, yeah, okay, and you're asking for
forgiveness for something you did. And so when I had
my first confession. How old are you for that it's
not nine or so? What if you've done when you're
nine that you're confessing a lot? Okay, So so you
go in there with a cigarette I got, and then
what I go in there? I get on my knees
and they say, you know, uh, bless me father, for
(27:36):
I have sinned, and then hear my sins and I
couldn't think of anything. You know, I'm nine, right, that's
my point. Yeah, And I said, uh, hey, I broke
my brother's arm, and the priest because you did what?
So yeah, I broke my brother's arm. He goes, wait,
irish action. Obviously you didn't do it on purpose. No,
(27:56):
I did it on purpose, and I broke this down.
He comes out of the like the confession. My mom
and dad are there at first confession everything, and he
can't say anything to them because you know, there's a
privacy and all that crap. And they got weird and
I and I it was odd because that's the church
that I had my first communion in. Later on, I
(28:19):
was baptized at Saint Mel's and it got really odd
and I was lying about my brother's arm, and then
I had to go back into confession and admit that
I had lied in confession, which is a big no
no in the Catholic Church. I found out and that
was my confession that I lied in confession, manufactured age, yes,
because I didn't know what was I was supposed to do.
(28:40):
I built my milk?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
What was the Is there any protocol for saying you know? Father? Honestly,
I don't think. I can't think of anything. Can you
help me get to where something I might have done,
how I might have transgressed against the Lord?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Not in the Catholic religion, you can't say I don't
know unless you're Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No, you got to go in dinner. You got to
go in with loaded up will Yeah, with your sin.
But I wonder how they treat some guy.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
If a guy came in, you know, and goes, hey,
I just you know, killed a couple of street walkers
last night. How does the priest you know, not call,
you know, drop a dime on the guy? Yeah, it's odd,
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, well there's a lot of stuff. They're not dropping
a dime on the.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, I get there. Yeah, Crowzier, did you grow up Catholic?
Oh you didn't belly O. I know you did though, right, Bellio.
You grew up Catholic. Angel you grew up Catholic, did you?
Could you?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Product No, you were Mormon, and like.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
Half my family's Mormon and the other half is Catholic.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh I see, Okay, you don't have to do it.
There's no equivalent to a confessional in the Mormon business.
Oh yeah, there is. There is.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
There is, but you just go into like yourte a check. Yeah,
you just write a check and they give you a coke.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Maybe a cup of coffee on your way out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Could you not have coke when you were a kid? Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
No, No, I didn't mean no, I couldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, I could have it, but you can't if you're
more strict Mormon, you can't have caffeine.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
I don't know that it's caffeine. I was having this
conversation the other day, and I think it's just like
hot dark drinks that you can't.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Have really, So how they come up with that, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
It goes back to this thing called the Word of wisdom,
but I think it's like the acidic level of coffee
that is really what it's about, because there's caffeine and everything.
I mean, you know, diet cokes or some people's source
of water, especially in that church.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
So they save it for you and the Lord, you know,
save it for the jury. I mean, it's it's tough.
A lot of these customs are difficult to adhere to.
You know, they were they were concocted some time ago,
and it's harder to you know, keep them in a modern age.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, there was I think it was John Kennedy
that talked about how great the the Mormons are. Let
me see if I can play this here. This is
John Kennedy talking about the Mormon religion.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Of all the stories of American pioneers and settlers, none
is more inspiring than the Mormon Trail. The qualities of
the founders of this community are the qualities that we
seek in America, the qualities which we like to feel
this country has. Courage, patience, faith, self reliance, perseverance, and
(31:35):
above all, an unflagging determination to see the right prevail.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Wow, that's something I mean, they've they've thought about a
pr move they had. I assume that he's speaking to
a Mormon audience.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's huge.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, right, Yeah, because they had to reform the church
several times.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Right, but to get John F. Kennedy to lay those
compliments on that religion.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
That was before the Reformation of the Church, and they
still didn't recognize black people and a whole bunch of
others at that time. Yeah, I mean, you know, now
it's now they're stepped up.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
So wow, that's pre pre night. That's gonna be nineteen
early sixties, That's what I'm saying. What is that?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Guess who the guess who? The last Democrat that you know,
the majority of Mormons voted for was Clinton. No, no, no, jfk.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It was Oh didn't buy the Clinton. You're breaking some
of the norms over there.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Mormon Church, even the New Mormon Church still couldn't wrap
their arms around Yeah, ta with.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That, all right? Jay Leno was coming on at some time.
That'll be cool. Yeah talking about it. I hope it
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