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November 22, 2024 30 mins
Handel joins the show talks about his “all for the money” party. Handel’s Persian Palace / Homeless couple dinner / Real jew bagels. Talking to the fire captain Gary / Working Remote / Putting out fires. Auction items for Pastathon and donating to Caterina’s Club.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Dig Dong Ding Dong dig Do from.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Wendy's in Mission Viao. There's got to be one hundred
people here, all come out to see everybody on the show,
and we've got a special guest for you. Some of
you may recognize this guy. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Handle,
Bill Handle.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Nice to see you, man. Let's put his microphone on there.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh there, nice to see you.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Funny.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
You know what, I'm very excited about being here. The
fact that I live eight minutes from here and I
was gonna get some free food from you.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I had nothing to do with it. It's crazy, but
I can't believe you. You've made the smart choice of
leaving the valley, leaving, you know, in Cino.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Now we can talk about where.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Now you can talk where the Persian Palace is.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Right right up haven Hurst. Yeah, and now you live
in this beautiful community, and you look better. You look
better that you went down here. You looked horrible when
you lived in Encino.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, well, you know, does this house have an elevator
like your old one.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's getting one.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
It is oh yeah, all right, yeah, it's getting one
because I'm getting old pay Yeah. Always put an elevator
in the house. When and Dow put it in an elevator. Yeah,
I was fantastic. I can't believe how many people come
out and they're standing. It's rail and real standing ovation.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Missus is the second big crowd. Your crowd last year.
Last week was twelve hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Free West pretty good. So all right, let's get down
to brass tacks. Food for me, free food.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What do you like? Are they paying or you're paid?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
They're paying?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
How about for everybody here? Bill Handles buying everybody food?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Conway is going, Conway is buying.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I You enjoy living down here, right.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I do. I really am enjoying Orange County a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
What are what are the big differences other than streets,
homeless crowds, Yeah, graffiti.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Crime, Well, there are more Trump flags on tables houses.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That I've ever seen in my life. This is Trump country.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, no, it really is.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Have you seen any have you do you see any
Harris flags at all?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know that I'm I'm good. I'm for those that
don't know. I am getting married. Yeah, I've I've divorced.
Well yeah, well anyway, so Lindsay, uh is my uh
my new parent here?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, she's Lindsay. How are you?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So? Anyway, I'm living in her place now and until
she finishes college, until we've just no, that's funny, that
is funny. Okay, excellent, Okay. So Lindsay is fairly liberal.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
So there are Trump flags all up and down the street,
and here is the one Harris flag and she has
one of those flags. You know, we believe in LGBTQ rights.
You know, we believe in reproductive rights, you know, the
little flag.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
When she put it up, I said, we're gonna die.
Do you understand we are going to die here?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, you know, I don't know, you know what came first,
the chicken or the egg, or who's in front or
who's in second.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
But there are still parts of this county, there's still
parts of this country. You go to Kansas City, Missouri,
and go to a Kansas City Chiefs game, and they
still do that. Oh, and they're doing the you know,
the time all chop. They haven't gotten the word that
the rest of the nation is not doing that. But
I don't know who. I don't know if they're ahead
of us or we're ahead of them.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Have you have you been to, for example, the Target
and there's futal down here.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, it's gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
But you know those uh kiosks that they have, you know,
have the tents like this and they're all Trump tents.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
They're still up there, still there selling.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Flags.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, let's take a let's take a this is not
a scientific poll. How many people here voted for Kamala Harris? Lindsay,
but you got you got to say it by sound
of applause or yell? How many for Kamala Harris? How
many for Trump?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
And they they all God, they all live across the
street from me, every one of them.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Right, But but I also the people that live I
live in a neighborhood where I know my neighbor is
a Trump guy, and then everybody else is Adam Schiff
and the whole. But everyone seems to get along this time.
You know, after the election, the last election, everybody was arguing,
but it seems like everybody gets along.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Have you seen the bullet holes in the front of
my house?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, you must have known that before you move down here, though,
this is Trump country.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
It is no ay, and it's it's just well, it's
kind of nice. It's not crazy Trump, but.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
The Trump crowd that I know there's some of the
nicest people in the world. Yeah, yeah, and I and
they and they and they do like their Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
They do, they do, they do.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
And you know, I have a relative who's really really
into Trump and she said, she said, I said, what
do you think about them calling you part of a cult?
And she goes, oh, I'm very proud of that.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Right, she goes, I love being.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
In this cult.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm like, okay, all right, that's cool. But I got
to show you this Bill handle this guy.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It was Todd.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Where's Todd? I think Todd gave me this. You're not
gonna believe this. This is a basketball card, right, like
a baseball card for basketball. And this is the Knicks.
This is a Madison Square garden and I'm gonna Show'm
gonna hold it up here and showed everything.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Go back to Bill.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
All right, see this card here, right, it's a it's
a New York Knicks in Madison Square Garden. And the
two people that are sitting right there, I don't know
if you could recognize them, the Menendez brothers.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
This is after they murdered their parents.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Well, well, because they have the money, because these.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Are court side seats.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
That's right, they're on the floor, that's first row, right.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Those are three thousand dollars seats easily.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Wow. Yeah, I would have killed my mother for court
side seats.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, you said, I always remember this Bill Handle at
his dad at his dad's funeral, said one down, one
to go.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I did looking at my mother now, I it was
a joke for me. She didn't take it as a joke.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's a good mission. Now, what's the way without giving
your address away? Are you in mission Viejo?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, right now you are. We're moving to San Juan Kapastranto.
We bought a house that we're removing that we're putting
in an elevator all right, all right? Uh, and it's
being remodeled right now.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And how many advertisers are doing the work inside roofing?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Window? Okay, I don't need windows? Okay, windows?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Solar? What else? Walter's Wholesale Electric? What oh? Sun lucks okay,
sunlucks right? Water filter? All right?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
The whole crew, Yeah, yeah, the whole ruck.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
And by the way, if I get enough here, if
they feed me enough, they're gonna be a big science,
says Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Bill, Bill Handle had a party every year when I
first started the station. He was kind enough to invite
me to his party. It's a party every year, and
it was called Thanks for the Money party, And all
the advertisers were invited to his house. Absolutely, and and
and I and he said at one point, he says,
anybody wanted to take a tour of the house, And
I said, I'll catch the next one.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And so he gave everybody a tour of the house.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And then there was another one at three, another one
at four, another one at five, and he kept asking me,
and I said, oh, I'll catch an next I'll catch
you the next one. And he finally asked me at
six o'clock, you want to take a tour of the house.
And I said, well, to be honest with you, Bill,
I grew up in a house it was much bigger
than this one, did.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You I did, Oh? Wow, yeah, because everybody.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
And by the way, it's not that the house was
so terrific, but I've been talking about the Persian Palace
for so many years. By the way, a quick story, Uh,
let me tell you how the Persian Palace got its name.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh, we got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Could you come back with Oh yeah, because that's our
one jade is and gentle surprise guest, Bill Handle.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We're live here.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
On KMF I AM six forty down here in Alisha
Viele two three zero two to two, Alicia Parkway and Olympia.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, there's probably still about maybe one hundred people here.
So new Wendy's.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't know how long ago it opened up, but
a brand new Wendy's. Bill Handle has joined us. Nice
to seem he's.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
A mid crind. Yeah, yeah it does.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Hey, someone just handed me this subtle mini milk shaky thing, right.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
It is absolutely delicious. I mean it's like a cost
Carmel one. Yeah, it's like a like you know, someone
had to push Koreans away to get it for me,
you know.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, yeah, that's what we did.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And if Korean's and this audience that I offended.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh yeah, there's one god, I hope.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
So okay, excellent you have.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I heard you and Gary Shannon are doing a podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah, no, we were nuts, all right, So do I
tell the story about the Persian Palace now? That the
palace is is Bill Handle's big house in inc that
I had that I built. It was huge, way too big,
and it was And the reason people asked me, why
did you call it the Persian Palace, Well, okay, I'll
tell you right now. It is because UH the U

(09:38):
when we moved there to be near the synagogue that
we ended up joining, which by the way, is horrible.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Don't ever go there. It was the worst mistake of
my life.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
But anyway, a third of the UH members of the
synagogue were Persian and we became pretty close to the
Persian community.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Have you ever seen an Iranian house? Right? It looks
like they sort of decorated like whorehouses.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Right, it's red flocked everything, and the guild and the
gold and the pillars and so and the email coming
in yet it is over and the UH, I can
do this now because I'm on your show and I
don't care. And the house that I built was very understated,
and we used to have a lot of our Persian

(10:24):
friends there.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
It was just the yuts to them. That's that was it.
The Persian Palace was just to screw you to our
Persian friends. That's it. That's the Persian Palace.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'll tell you the first time I met Bill Handle,
I was working for kalas X. Anybody remember ninety seven
point one klos X.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I don't think though. And I was at the.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Gelson's and Encino on Havenhurst and Ventura, and I hear
this guy yelling in the freezer section and and he's
saying they don't have the and he's yelling, they don't
have fresh kindash, they just got the eff and frozen ones.
And I and I'm like, I think I recognize that voice.
So I go over and it's Bill Handle yelling at

(11:06):
his wife. They don't have the fresh conditions, they just
have the frozen ones. And he's sweating and he's yelling
at her. She's on the phone. And I said, hey,
Bill andle I'm a conway from kalis X. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're on the air with that with that guy, And
I said yes, Steckley goes yeah. He goes, I've never
heard a minute of it.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
First time, By the way, trying to get a conditioned
Orange County.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
They wouldn't they wouldn't know. A kindition puts them in
the ass. There's a place here called Bagels and brew.
Do you like that place?

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Now?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Now are these real jew bagels?

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know, are they No?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I have to look over there if they're real. You
notice in.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Orange County and Trump Country they had to add beer.
It wasn't just bagels. You also have to get a.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know, sixteen ounce of you know draft. That's true,
It all right? So you are getting married when in Italy?

Speaker 7 (12:01):
In Italy?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Wow? In Italy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
What is the connection there?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Actually, Lindsay's always wanted to live in Italy.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
We've gone there a few times and just you know,
fell in love with it and there's a castle there,
and we're just, uh, what.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Happened to Vegas? You were in Vegas for what?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Lived in Vegas for a year? A year? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You bought and then sold a house.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I built a house and then sold it, and so
I was going to move there. But here's the problem.
In Vegas in the middle of the summer hot you yeah,
you walk outside your front door and there is no
difference between walking outside your front door and someone here
taking a hair dryer at full blast and going right
to your face.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's right, right, But you knew that going in it
might be one.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I didn't think it was gonna be that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, And it's only getting warmer.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, it's not gonna get the This is so great,
by the way, I'm serious about the food.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, the food is great here.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I've always no non't know you understand. I've always loved
Wendy's food. It is great. Yeah. The chili.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I've had this chili.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
And the one thing about the chili, it's always fresh
and it's always piping hot. If you don't like if
you're in your car and you're eating in your car,
you got to watch it while you're driving, could knock
you out.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Do they still have sorry about that? Do they still
have the broccoli and cheese potatoes?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I think they do. Yeah, I think they do.
Here's another Bill Handles story.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was Bill handle called me one day and he said, hey,
I know a homeless couple that listens to your show.
And I said, oh, that's very flattering, and he said,
I'm gonna have they want to have lunch with me
and you and I'm like, that's even a better offer,
you know, lunch with this homeless couple, and and I

(13:37):
thought he was kidding.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
And then I meet him at.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
And there's a table there. It was with the homeless couple.
It was bill Handle with a coffee and homeless. Each
had nineteen beards in front of them.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
True story.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
For lunch this at noon, and I sat down with
a couple.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
They couldn't have been lovelier, couldn't have been better, couldn't
been nicer. And I remember I ordered a side salad,
because when I'm eating on another guy's dime, I don't
go top shelf for what's fresh or marketplace or anything.
Side salad.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
But another bill Handle had a huge event last it
was last week or two weeks last week, last week
and what was the name of the butcher the place
at wild Fork Wild Fork, and that's.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
A it's a frozen food but it's it's really it's
high end meats and it's just absolutely wonderful. And they've
got like three locations. I know they want to they
have a ton of them. Yeah, and it's the meat
is fabulous. And we had it there and people came down.
Twelve hundred people showed up. That was on Neils Show, right,
we came.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
By the way, we're going to do at the Anaheim
white House. How many people were familiar with the Anaheim
White House.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
On December third, Pastathon is there and we're going to
all of us going to be broadcasting. I started six
in the morning and real No, I don't start at five.
Amy starts at five one at six. Real jew bagels
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, what's the difference between a jew bagel and uh,
well the bagel. I've never asked that before anybody.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
So the bagels you get in the supermarket, for example,
and it says bagel, that's bread.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Okay, that's all that is. Real jew bagels have to
be they're hand formed. They have to be boiled. Okay,
they're boiled, and then they're baked. And then the onions.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And where Western Bagel is that you beg that's you bet.
I grew up on Western Ye, that's no, that's man
I grew up on. I enjoy bagels, Western Bagel.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Those places were great.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's just that chew and that crust on a fresh bagel.
It's just wonderful.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, Yeah, the lowest, all the ones in the in
the in the supermarket, they're you're right, they're bread and
they last forever.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, Jewish bagel is good for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It turns on you.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, we're having bagel talk in country.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
We're having we're having bagel talk. Everybody's like, Hey, I'm
gonna go to the dollar tree. Thanks everybody, Bill Handle,
thank you for coming by, buddy, guys, Bill Handle.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Everybody ding dong with that guy. When we come back, we'll.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Talk to one of the fire captain or fire Yeah,
fire captain, Orange County Fire.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
We'll talk about the the airport fire.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And this guy has seen all the big ones, Laguna,
all the big fires, and we'll talk to you Whimen.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
We'll come back.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Bill Handle is live. He'll you can see him again
next to a.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Week from Tuesday at Katarina's Club at the White House.
He'll be down there from six o'clock until nine am.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
We are live at Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Come on down and a mission vio.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty dig TNG with you.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
We are live here at Wendy's in Mission Va.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Home two three zero two to two Alisha Parkway. And
before we get to Gary here, this is Krozer. Let's
get Krozer on the mic here, Krozier Night, big fans
of chili, anybody fans of a Wendy Chili, all your
other guys, you have no idea what you're missing out on.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So this is the small chili.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
This is what Krozier and I just say that's the small,
that's the large, and this is the party size. Does
anybody want to guess how much that party size is?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
How much?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Twenty eight, fifteen fifty two, sixteen, six fifty five. I
know it's one hundred dollars fifteen to fifty five, one
oh five, five thirty three.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, how much? Twelve forty nine? Twelve dollars and forty nine?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Said twelve forty nine.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You can feed your whole family for twelve forty nine.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
And have a really long night afterwards.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, exactly. This is the hottest, freshest, fast chili around.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
It really is great. We have Gary here, Gary, what's
your last name?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Lee?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh that's why I didn't remember. It's too long complicated.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Gary.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Lee was with the Orange County Fire Department. Look at you,
this area was very close to burning in the airport fire.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
No?

Speaker 6 (18:14):
That wasn't.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, that was That's what it meant.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
That was in the canyons, and that burns every year,
and like history repeats itself, we get these fires about
every ten years.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
We had the San Diego fires back and I believe
two thousand and.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Six, I remember the Laguna Beach fires where all those
homes burned up.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Man, that was a horrible, horrible week for this.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
Our department went up there to deal with those as well,
and we would go down to deep Rock to get
our water from the hydrants because all the hydrants up
on the hill. And what you would see, do you
see the homes, Everything was cremated. The only thing that
was standing was aluminum con do it or the tile
on the floor.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
But I saw one guy who built his home out
of cement and everything else burned around and he was
still cool.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Well, that's the way you want to do is noncombustible.
But there's a certain part of it that's open to
and we the fires we had in Anaheim Hills probably
about eight years.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Ago, remember those with the wind whipped ones near the
two forty one and ninety one.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yes, and what happens is you get all the netting
that you would have on it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
We said, I don't know my fires. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
You got fire, you had a mind report.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Them up at KFI. But what was the biggest one,
the one where you had the biggest problem.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Well, uh, Cedar fire down in San Diego that we
lost people the SDG and E horrible excuse, Yeah, s
PG and E. SDG and E shut down the power.
And when they do that, like Edison and PG and
up north, we don't have any pumps filling the hydrants.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
The pressure goes down.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
When the electricity goes out, right, and they're doing.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
These brownouts, so we can't fill our We can't fill
from the hydrant.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
When my engineer was working, he's got.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
To fill that hydrant, pull water on that hydrant within
two minutes and then we are on the way.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay, I'm I'm coming from a Los Angeles where it's
it's pretty common that fire hydrants get stolen. How many
fire hydrants in your career in.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Lisa, Vaho were stolen?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
None?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Zero?

Speaker 8 (20:13):
And I worked in Irvine for thirteen fourteen years, some
of the area where Bellao lives and where April is.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
I've I've worked all the area of South County and
some North County.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's beautiful down here. It really is y.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Somebody said to me.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It was somebody over here, said why don't you do
your show? Why don't you come down here and take
the train up every day and do the show?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, it was this young man here.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
What'd you say, middle age or middle aged man? Sorry,
you want me call me young man? But but I
and take the train up every day and do the show.
And I said, why would I take the train? You
could just work from home?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
You know?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
All does anybody work there?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
You guys all go to work?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You work from home?

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Everybody works from home? Huh okay, and you can do that,
you know. And a lot of businesses up in La people.
And this is what I've noticed.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Another thing about Orange County. There's probably still about one
hundred people here, okay. And I know we went through
the whole Trump thing, a lot of Trump fans here.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I have not seen a single person wearing a mask
down here, not one, not one.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
You guys kicked COVID's ass pretty good. You know.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
During COVID, my wife and I drove down to it
wasn't the mission. Viejo is lake Forest and we're gonna
move to lake Forest because in lake Forest the schools
were closed.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
For how many weeks?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Two? Two or three weeks? How much?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Two months?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Oh? They were okay?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well what is the one off the seventies? Where does yeah?
Sam one?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, they were closed for a couple months and they
opened them back up. But in Burbank they were closed
for eighteen months. Eighteen months, they just shut it down.
And down here it seems like everybody down here is
not afraid of anything. You know, in la I get
a sense of people are afraid of a.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Lot of crap, good air and good immunity.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's right, that's right. And you retired from Orange County.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Yeah, I did thirty six and a half with County
and two with carls.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Okay, that's excellent, good free, thank you.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah, enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We had is it is it? Captain chief Fantasy?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:17):
He's stud We had him on.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
The show when that horrible accident on the two forty
one had a crew bus. Oh my God, and that
was just somebody avoiding something on the highway.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Exactly was it a dog or no, it was a
piece of it was alum, it was a ladder.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
And what they were probably doing is they were leaving
because he did a twelve hour gig up in the
canyon's working. Mine was an inmate crew. However, the crews
we have now are working with the agency. Okay, but
the point is is they're very top heavy.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
It's a box on the back. They don't have steerability
like a Hyundai. But evidently there was an.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Obstacle, but they were You worked with the inmate crew.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
I did u as part of my profession when I
as an engineer, do you.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Ever like use the radio and say the helicopter, Hey
about how about dropping dropping a load on these idiots?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Well we did. I had a great guy, Pete Peters,
and he was listening.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Did that?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Well, No, it wasn't. It wasn't the inmate per se
because it was you.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
No, no, no, it was another fire that we had
in the canyon and he drove, flew by and did
a drop and he saved a lot of ours.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Hey, when you get how many gallons on the helicopter
A thousand, eight hundred.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
I think they're around a thousand.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Count Well, when a thousand gallons of waterfalls on you,
that's eight thousand pounds.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
There's a message to that, Yeah, yeah, because that can
knock you out.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah, but we can drop FoST check too. Like the
back hills up here are these homes. We dropped a
lot of retardant and the first thing.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
We got, Oh, we don't use that term on the air.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
We would flesh it off with the garden hose because
it's it'll it'll eat up on the paint on the car.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
So we do the best we can fire suppressingt Yes, sir, yes, yeah,
we don't use retardant on the Showmorrow. Sorry gang, Yeah,
but that is great. Thank you for your service man.
Out of your thirty three years, well I.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Did thirty six and a half with County, and I
did just two with Carlsday.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Thank you, sir, Thank you the best, Marge County fire
ding gong with them.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
We're live here.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Caterina's Club is going to be happening a week from Tuesday,
so I'd like to see everybody here show up at
the White House. That's your next assignment. Anybody planning on
going by applause? Two guys, two guys. I get it, though,
I get right. Once you see it, you're like, ah,
screw it. I've seen them.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Why should I fight traffic again to see this act?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I get it.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on De Maya from
KFI AM six forty.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
UPS is in these.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You guy gave me a beautiful UPS truck and said
thank you for the support when you.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Guys had all those problems with UPS.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Thank you. UPS is the best.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
And like all the other UP trucks.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
This one does not come with air conditioning. No AC.
I'll install that later. We like to thank Matthew.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Is he here?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Where's that young man? Nice to see you, Matthew.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
He's he goes to Santa Margarita Catholic or private school?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Catholic? Private high school?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Good for you? And is that your dad with you?

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Way to go.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You know, I just hang around and.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Put those kids in good schools, you know, good for you.
Education matters in that family.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I just noticed he got a nice step. You just
got a shot with the Frosty and Wendy out there.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Excellence. We have Keith here who emailed us.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh that's right, all right, yeah, let's get Keith. We
got the microphone here somewhere. Let's put him on the
headset here. Okay, this is what we're doing for Katarina's Club,
I think, right absolutely, Okay, Keith that you can tell
big Kings fan.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, how long you've been in King's fans?

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Nineteen seventy two?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
My dad took me to the game seventy one. All
right on you know the same a great Western form.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
And so when you walked in the big yellow or
orange curtains of ending on what side you're on, and
the first time you see that ice, you fall in
lovely exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
And that's beforet skate.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Before gret skate, but also before they had the safety
nets on the end. Oh yeah, So a lot of
guys were walking out of there with the black eye
or broken jaw because the slap shot goes up in
the crowd.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Bang, you're going saw.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
A lot of fans cut.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, all right, it was all right. And you've been
a season seat holder for how long?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Oh, probably about fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Now, okay, and your seats are you have great seats.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
I've got a quarter season, so I'm doing okay, but
right they're right over the where the zamboni comes in.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay, it's lower bowl. Great tickets, okay.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
And what is the Because we're all doing auction offers
for Caterina's club, we couldn't really come up with one. Well,
the one idea we had was a jacuzzi with Krozier
and his wife.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
She was into it, he said, no, yes, that's true.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Angel Martinez was going to do something. Also if Angel
Martinez was going to have and also, oh, this is
another one you could be yelled at for ten minutes
by Bellio.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's gonna be another auction item A what was your
I'm gonna be? Do you remember? Well going to Costco
to get chicken.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Anybody wants to go?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, because Bellio unashamed of buying eight chickens and Cosco.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It was for a party, and she took a and
she took a.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Welcome mat, put them over the chickens and left.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
It worked.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, it did work, all right, Keith.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
It is Keith, Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And so the auction item that you're suggesting is a
hockey game with you and me and two strangers.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes, exactly, Okay, I loved it. I thought I really
appreciate you doing that.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
I thought i'd step up this year.

Speaker 9 (27:50):
We always give Bruno, you know, we go down to
the White House. We donate food all the time. I
have my office company dinner there for Christmas. Oh nice,
And I just thought, hey, let's step it up. I'll
offer the tickets and it'll, uh hopefully we can ax
them off.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
What a nice man, very nice listener. And and what
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 9 (28:10):
I sell semer conductor assembly equipment. I don't know that
high end electronics, so electronics. I sell equipment that helps
put it all together basically.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Oh I see okay, and there's money in that, yeah,
a little bit? All right? All right? And you live
in Orange County, I sure do you? Jorberland is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Were we just in Yourba Linda for some there's a
big dinner in Yorba Linda at the break Nixon music.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Oh yeah, I was there.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I was there for dinner.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Yep, from the Bruno.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
What was the absolutely I was.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Now you can calm down. I was invited.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I it was.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It was a weird set of circumstances. I couldn't make
it down there. Okay, yeah, odd odd odd odd. It
had to do with Pat Nixon and drinking. Buddy. I
really appreciate coming. I will work out what what game
it is and everything.

Speaker 9 (29:01):
Yeah, I've got a list, I'll send it in.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, we'll work I really appreciate it, man, Thank you
so much.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
All Right, key in the semi conductive business thing dog
with this guy.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
All right, we're gonna be here for another hour.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Come on down, Alisa via Ho and we're at two
three zero ever no name never, Hey, but isn't it
all the same down here? It's all great? Wait wait,
Alisa Viejo, It's is higher or lower than Mission via Ho?

(29:38):
So is Mission via Ho higher than Lisa Vieho? And
is Lake Forest higher?

Speaker 9 (29:44):
Lower?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Lower?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Sounds like the price is right lower lower. What's the
what's the most expensive place to live in Orange County?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Newport? The cove of Newport, Newport Cove? What's the what's
the crappiest part of Orange County?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Oh? Please, don't I heard that.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
I heard that.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, wherever you are, Conway, I heard that.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I heard it Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Now you can

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Always hear us live on KFI Am six forty four
to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand
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