December 13, 2024 • 31 mins
Guest: Alex Stone on the drone sightings all over the East coast. // Paris and Nicole: The Encore (the Simple Life reboot)/ Jen Conway’s Bakes Addictive Holiday Cookies. // The Simple Life Reboot/ Tim’s connection to Lionel Richie with the help of Sr. Tim Conway by getting Nicole Richie into the Buckley school. // Mega Millions $695M drawing this evening.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty. It is the Conway Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. A lot of people will
be taking next week in the following week off.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I think I'll be here, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I take a couple of days off, who knows, But
I know that Alex Stone never takes the day off,
and he's with us to talk about these drones. Alex Stone,
how are the drug traffic is going to be better
next week? Yes, yes, traffic's gonna be down. Crime will
be down. There'll be a lot of things down good. Yeah,
including here.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Since the time change, traffic has been horrendous.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it sucks. And I don't know what is I
think we're over building. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you ever if you go into Burbank or Glendale,
all you see is apartment buildings going up. Yeah, and
I think the free will yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, And
a lot more people are moving to California. As much
as you know we talk on this station about you know,
how you shouldn't they ignore it and they move.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, it can't be healthy living right along the freeway line.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They said, it's a quarter If you live within a
quarter mile of a freeway, the chances of you, you know,
in the long run, getting some kind of pulmonary infection
or pulmonary disease or whatever are go up like tenfold,
what about like three feet because some of the ones
that they're building now in Burbank and then the ones
that they've done downtown, they're like on the freeways. But
(01:26):
you know what they said, they said, if you live
behind one of those retaining walls, it's not that bad.
Those walls have a tendency to, you know, to make
that freeway almost like a river of you know, disgusted
and it just goes right down the road.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It doesn't really go over those walls.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But like layer purifiers. Yeah, yeah, it's ah yah, it's nice.
It doesn't go over the walls. That's right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hey, I don't think these drones are a big deal,
but everybody else does.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Am I missing something?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Everybody in the world thinks that they are. And the
thing is that a lot of them are not drones.
If you look closely at the videos that have been
all over social media and all over TV news. We've
been able to debunk a lot of them as being airplanes.
One was a United Boeing seven eighty seven that's been
everywhere where. People will look at this drone and then
well by matching it to flight radar and then cleaning
(02:15):
up the video, that was a seven eighty seven. There
was a seven fifty seven. There was a British Airways one.
There was in a video, there was a police helicopter.
The last night people were going nuts over videos of
all these lights in the sky and they zoomed out
and it was Laguardier Airport in the runway.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A seven eighty seven is not a small plane. I
think that's a wide body, right.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's not easy to miss, but you know it's high
enough and you go, wow, look at those blinking lights
going over. I mean, if you go down to lax
at the end of the runway and then shootout looking
the east, it's going to look like there are a
bunch of crazy UFOs out there as well. So a
lot of these are not that, but some of them
they have not been able to identify what they are,
and people are ticked in New Jersey and in Maryland
(02:57):
and in the Carolinas, where they say that they feel
like that the government is not taking this seriously and
that the Biden administration is saying, yeah, I don't worry
about it, even though they don't know what it is.
That most aren't drones, but then what about the ones
that aren't part of the most? But they're saying there's
no public safety threat, no sign from a foreign country.
There are lawmakers, politicians and some of the states that
(03:20):
are reporting these every night that believe this is China
doing something going over a military bases and other places
that are sensive. There's no evidence of that. And in fact,
it is legal up to four hundred feet to fly
a drone, and these are about two hundred feet, so
they're technically I mean, it's weird if there's a bunch
of these out there, But you could go and wait,
(03:40):
what's the four hundred foot rule that you can legally
in most places, depending on some airspace restrictions, fly a
drone up to four and fly it over my house
and it would be fine up to a certain amount
depending on where the airspace is. So some question about
the legality, but there are reports that they have been
illegally over for military bases at least one that would
(04:02):
be a problem. This guy in New Jersey, this lawmaker
is saying, look, why is nobody paying attention to this ill?
Is it insane that we had after nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
If you see say, if you see something, say something,
if you say something, So if you see something, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, don't worry about it. You know, don't worry about it.
I'll go get some coffee. The other thing is we
got an intelligence bulletin today from the New Jersey Division
of Fire Safety that they put out internally, and I
mean they're treating this thing like it's a bomb or
UFO coming down, saying that if firefighters respond to a
downed or a landed drone, do not approach it. Immediately,
get into full personal protective equipment and breathing apparatus, call
(04:41):
has Matt, call the bomb squad, and be aware that
electronic devices and two way radios may malfunction in the
immediate area. I don't know what they think these things are,
but I mean they're treating it like aliens just arrived
and its Independence Day. And maybe in the end we'll
find out that's what it is, we don't know. But
the other part of this story that's more on our
side of the country.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm glad you're get and I heard about this, or
maybe I'm mixing two stories up. Did somebody fly a
drone and injured fluid drone into Nancy Pelosi and injured
her because.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That that made her fall down those stairs. Yeah, uh yeah,
they're still looking for that drone. Yeah. This one's an
Oregon where we got the audio today and we just
got a little bit more of it and heard from
one of the pilots Alaska Airline's crew Horizon Air, but
the original carrier for Alaska United, and a Metavac plane
reported in last Saturday night these unidentified lights that were
(05:31):
darting around them, kind of orb type things. Wow, that
would race toward them and then would go zipping back
out and would disappear. But there was nothing on radar
and we got this is a different audio that than
what we had earlier that from the Metavac plane reporting
it in sounded like this red.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
And moving it.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I don't even know how to describe about.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
After you are cleared too maneuver as the necessary.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I love the right to avoid the UFO out there.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can go left or right around that UFO out there,
just whatever you want to do. This is that pilot
who talked to us. It come up to us and
set for about three to five seconds, and then it
would go back out over the ocean.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Over the horizon.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And then the Alaska Airlines crew they said it was
actually close enough it set off there, close enough that
it set off their anti collision system or at least
a poet on it. And other pilots said it was
red in circle shaped. You got filed with the FAA
as an unidentified aerial phenomena. But what that was they
don't know. No sign that was a drone, but what
that one was they don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
And these things that are flying out, you know where
the pilots seeing this red thing come in and out.
There's no exhaust from those things and no propulsion either.
They don't understand how they're moving so quickly.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, or what it is. And there were other pilots
who got on the radio and said, well, maybe you're
looking at reflection from starlink. And these pilots that one
you just heard from, he goes, no, starlink doesn't move
like this that you may see them and they may
look weird in the sky because they're in low earth orbit.
But something like this it was, he claims, and what
(07:01):
Alaska and United claimed that it was coming up to
them fast and then speeding off, but he couldn't figure
out what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Here's another story that just came across that Joe Biden
has pardoned all the drones.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, then they're good to go. They don't need that.
The aliens don't need to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, there you go, buddy. What do you do for
the holidays? Where are you taking the kids?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Uh? Nor cow We'll go up there. Oh nice. What
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm thinking about staying in town, you know. And and
I it's I hate traveling around the holidays. It's so
everything's so busy and everybody is under so much pressure.
I love just sitting in the house watching football.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Just doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Are you a big Rams fan?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No? Oh, that's right, you're Rocky Niners and Bronco. If
you're a Niners fan, yeah, Niners aren't doing so well.
That was sad the other night. That was horrible last night.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Let's talk Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I sent you know, Shannon Fahn is a huge, huge
Niners fan. She goes to all the Super Bowls if
they're in it, right, So I sent her text on
the reach of this text. So she's a huge Niners fan,
and they lost last night. They and they got essentially
limited for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So at eight oh four, the game was over.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
At eight oh three and eight oh four, I sent
her a text, Hey, going to the Super Bowl this year?
And she wrote back, Yeah, I'm going to the game
with my foot up your a.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That's about right.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She's having to save a lot of money this year.
That's classic. Classic.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
The interception that Party threw last night in the end zone.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, I don't know what's going to happen to him.
I think a lot of people have lost faith. And
who is the guy that said it? Just bailed in
the third quarter. So I walked off the field and said.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not playing anymore. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, but you know what, but that San Francisco team
was favored to win the Super Bowl this year at
the beginning of the season.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
There were six six to one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
That's here, look at Party last year and then not
so great this year.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
By, We'll speak to you through the vacation and thanks
for coming on.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Haven't nice.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We got it later, guys, go for the UFO.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So okay, all right, Alex Stone. That's cool, Alex Stone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then at five thirty five, Alex Michaelson, Alex and
Alex Tonight, what a night on KFI AM six forty.
All right, when we come back, we got a lot
of news that we didn't get to because of the
Franklin fire. We'll also have news on the Franklin fire.
And there's a brand new One of my favorite TV
shows of all time has coming back.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's Friday. We like to do stuff a little lighter
on Friday. One of my favorite TV shows of all time,
and I'm not really that embarrassed to reveal it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Simple Life. I love The Simple Life.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
That is not where I thought you were going.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love that Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and I
used to watch that show every single week. Ritchie one
of our producers on the show. You're with me right, Bob?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
What's up Friday?
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Thank you, thank you, buddy. So The Simple Life. You're
a fan?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Huh yeah, I bitch watched it all yesterday. Oh you did.
Oh I got to go. But where is it?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Peacock? Let me know if you need the login info.
Oh I got peacock. Okay, yeah yeah, Stephanish. Are you
a fan of the Simple Life? Oh yeah, what are
you eating Christmas crack cookies?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah? My wife made cookies and they've been wiped out.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
They are so good, like all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So much is she knows her way around and oven
man like her.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Because John Cobalt had the Christmas tree cookie, right, so
I'm like, well, I want to try the Christmas tree cookie.
And it's a sugar cookie with a decorated beautifully. I'm
going to post a photo of all of them.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
And I love because it's it's like not hard, it's
like a little chewy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But the crack, what's that Christmas crack? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
My god, that stuff sea. Yeah. But she was up
all night baking and got up early this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And you know it's great.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's uh, it's great when the house when your house
smells like your grandmother's house.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Touchdown. Oh I know, I love that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, you know, it's a warm inside, cold outside, and
it smells like baked goods or if there's a turkey going.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Anytime you come home and your house smells like your
grandmother's house, you know, when your grandmother was healthy. I'm
not talking about it at the end where everything smells
like vitamins and urine. I'm talking about you know, while
she's still buzzing around. Yeah, my grandma, my uh, my
grandmother on my mom's side was a little odd. I
(11:55):
love her. I loved her, but drank a lot, a lot,
and I my mother, my grandmother on my dad's side,
was like an angel. Never drank, never smoked, always did
everything for the kids. I mean she used to take us.
My dad had six kids. I had four younger brothers,
an older sister, and my grandparents on my dad's side,
(12:16):
my dad's parents would take us for June, July and
August every single year. We'd fly to Cleveland and we'd
spend three months with them. And they were in their seventies,
you know, late sixties, early seventies, and they would take
six kids off my dad's hands for June, July and
August every year. Every single year, we look forward to
(12:36):
that every single year, and we dreaded coming home, dreaded it.
You know, when you come home from your grandparents, you
get emotional that you're not going to see them for
another you know, six or eight months whatever. And you know,
all of us were crying on the plane coming home
because we knew that once we got back the Redbird,
Big Mac I was going to give us the speech,
(12:58):
You're not at your effing grandparents anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You're here and you got chores to do, you know,
and we get right back into a you know, craziness.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
But I remember my grandmother on my mom's side, she
when we visit her, and she had a house in
Canada on the Lake Erie shore, and she had a
nice house, I think four bedrooms or so. But all
the kids and all the grandkids would show up for
a couple weeks to visit her, and there wasn't enough
beds in the house for us all to sleep. So
(13:28):
seven or eight or nine of us, me and my cousins,
my brothers, we'd all sleep in the living room. And man,
that was like a party. You know, when you're seven, eight,
nine years old and you're told you're going to sleep
in the living room with you know, five your cousins
or four year brothers and three of your cousins. Man,
that was like a party that never stopped. So I
remember sleeping in my grandparents' living room and my grandmother, Mimi,
(13:52):
my mom's mom, came down the stairs at around three
thirty in the morning, totally nude, come down the stairs,
and I opened one eye I could see her. And
she reaches behind the refrigerator, grabs a bottle of gin
and takes three really healthy gulps. Look, oh yeah, bang
(14:17):
bang bang, and the bottle goes back. And as she
walked upstairs, with every step there was another part huh.
And when she got to the top, it sounded exactly
like this.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Huh. And my brother whispered me, George, just starting, just starting.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Let me ask you about.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Charged the bottle of gin? Was that known by everybody
and she was just acting like it was a secret.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yes, yeah, everybody in the books, everybody knew it was there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It wasn't even kept it hidden there. It wasn't even
really behind the fridge. It was like next to it,
you know, But she thought it was she was hiding
it for everybody. And but she liked the sauce. You know,
she had a crazy husband and a lot of kids.
And you know, look, she had a she had a
husband who beat the hell out of an IRS agent
and they had to move out of the country. There
(15:20):
were you know, she was used to living in Detroit.
She was like a high end Detroit woman.
Speaker 8 (15:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
My my grandfather was an embalmer and they made a
lot of money. And and then my dad, my grandfather,
through gambling, by the way, owed a lot of money
the I R S and he beat the hell out
of an IRS agent and then moved that night to Windsor,
Canada and spent the rest of his life in Canada.
And so she had to pack up all of her
(15:45):
stuff in an hour an hour and move out of
the country. And so I understand the bottle of gin
next to the fridge.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I get that. I get it.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
My grandfather was a saying.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
He would do the same thing, get up in the
middle of the night, and he would at least have
boxers on, but they were so.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Old and worn, they were like you read, you could
see right through. It's like, well, what's the point, dude.
You got a waistband, that's all you got.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
And he would get up in the middle of the night,
go to the kitchen and he would grab a Falstaff
beer and like four oreos.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Fal Staff is great. Yeah, yeah, that's real. It's a
low end, like a malt liquor type, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
He would buy it by the case and he would
be the only one to drink it in the house.
And yes, he would walk back to his room because it.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Was beer and oreo for us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, they didn't have you know, toms and dye gel
and all that stuff back then. Pepto bismol, all that
is fairly new. You know, if you had, you know,
a radical stomach back then, you had a radical stomach period.
You know, there's nothing coming to your rescue now, you
know anything we have, we have anything wrong with us, CVS,
(16:59):
Walgreens down the aisle, pick it up. Bang, We're fine.
Not back then, No, not back then.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
All right, we'll go back.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We'll talk a little more about this.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
My favorite TV show and I'm not ashamed of minute
it is coming back though. It's Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.
I can't wait. I have very few TV favorite TV
shows in my life. I have The Office, I have
everyone Loves Raymon Friends. I like to watch Seinfeld and
This Simple Life, and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
There were three other series just this week from the
early two thousands that were also announced as coming back
in some form.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Is that right? The other broadcasts?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
OHERI, all right, we'll come back. We'll talk about that.
All right, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
We'll keep a ut a little lighter. We at a
heavy week with.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The fires and you know the crazy guy who's Luigi
Manngoni ont A New York killing Brian Thompson.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So we had a really crazy tough week.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We're gonna try to keep a little lighter here on
Friday so you can enjoy your weekend. And a lot
of people might be taking some time off starting two day.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
The Real Santa Claus. That guy's coming around again this year.
And so if you haven't written your kids, if you're listening,
and we got a lot huge audience of four to
nine year olds, and if you're listening, you got to
write your Christmas card, your Christmas letter to Santa, and
you got to get the mail pretty quick. Maybe do
it this weekend, I have mom and dad help you
(18:26):
out and put down you know, thirty or forty things
and demand all of them from Santa. And mom will help.
Mom and dad will help you out. And don't let
mom and dad talk you out of some of them.
You know, let Santa worry about that. Go for the
shoot for the stars, settle for the moon, go for
it kids, expensive stuff, Go for the expensive.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Your reach should always be longer than your grasp.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's right, That's exactly right. All right. I love this show.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I know it's, you know, kind of cool to like
The Simple Life, but I don't care.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I don't care. It was one of my favorite shows
to watch.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
The Coole Richie and Paris Hilton, and I'm sort of like,
you know, fish out of water.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I hate that term, but that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
They go out into the country and they they investigate
and live lives that they have only read about. And
like when they go into Walmart, they it's like they
were on another planet, you know, they couldn't believe they
were in a Walmart.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But it's a great show and I think it's coming back.
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Yeah, it has been twenty years since The Simple Life
over the reality TV World and now Paris, Hilton and
Nicole Richie are together again for Parasols the ENFO.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
We caught up with our favorite silly besties on their reunion,
their lives as mothers, and their holiday plants.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
This I noticed that a pool table is not here anymore,
and it's because of me, So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Cool and I are so happy to be back here
after twenty years. I think they got into some fight
where they didn't talk for about a year or so,
but they're back.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
They're back. Fans been so excited for this reunion. What
can they expect from the encore.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
We've been best friend since we were two years old,
so this reunion gives you a bit of a prequel,
a peek.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Into our childhood life.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
We take you around La show you our old Hank
spots to really kind of set up the you know
why we went and did this show to begin with,
and how we do the reunion is by turning our
song sa Usa into an opera. We are songwriters and
we accidentally wrote a hit song when we were seven,
(20:49):
and we started singing it on this show that we
did twenty years.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Ago, and a lot of people caught onto it.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Sona saw sona yes.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm happy now.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
I didn't know they wrote that, Yes I'm happy now.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
We watch Paris and Nicole grow up, and now they're
embracing another chapter.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You know I have a connection to Nicole Richie. Tell us, Okay,
I'm going to tell you this. I don't think I've
said this on the air before, but my stepsister used
to go to a private school in Sherman Oaks called
Buckley the Buckley Academy. And to get into Buckley School
is nearly impossible. It's not just money, but you sort
(21:30):
of have to know somebody else that goes there. And
Lionel Richie and Lionel Richie's wife, the mother of Nicole Ritchie,
had contacted my dad and my stepmother and said, hey,
can you help us try to get Nicole Richie into
Buckley School?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And my dad said sure.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You know said yes to everything, you know, when anyone
needed his help, he was always saying yes absolutely. So
they made a couple of calls, I submitted some letters,
some recommendation, and a month later or so, Nicole Richie
was accepted into Buckley School. And and if it wasn't
for my dad my stepmother, she may not have ever
(22:09):
been in that school.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Or know in Paris. Yeah, well yeah, maybe maybe that's
a pretty cool story.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
And see, uh, Lina Richie's ex wife, the mom, I
think the Brenda Brenda the mom.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yeah, is that the one that stabbed him in the junk?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh, I don't know. I don't remember that.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
You don't remember he got stabbed by his act because
she got it she caught him cheating. Oh no, yeah,
that was a big news story.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well I don't think they put that in the letter
to Buckley and they applied for the school. But so
Line Richie sent my dad and my stepfather a bouquet
of flowers that must have cost ten thousand dollars. It
was the biggest, most beautiful arrangement I've ever seen. It's
almost like something like when you get married, you have
(22:52):
flowers like that. And they sent it over to my
dad's house and Lina Richie signed it and he says, Timmy,
he says, I can't thank you enough. If you ever
needed anything, I'm your guy. I'm your guy. So kind
of a connection. Kind of a cool connection. Yeah, kind
of a cool connection. And later on I used to drive.
It was just before after I think it was before after,
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I used to drive a limousine in la for two
and a half three years for a company called TJ.
Livery and Revel Travel. And I used to drive Lionel
Richie to his concerts. If he was in town, he's
doing any concert, I drove him. And if Lionel Richie
was going by himself, and quite often he did go
by himself, he would sit in the front seat. He
wouldn't sit in the back of the loom. You know,
it's a big stretch. Limousine is big Bergidney, you know, Cadillac.
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And he would sit in the front seat and would
tell me stories, great stories that I can't repeat on
the air. While I drove him to the Great Western
Form where most of his concerts were.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
But that never told him who you were, right, I.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Think he knew.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think you know, yeah, but I think that you know.
But the stories he told me, obviously you know. I
can repeat some of them, but I'm not gonna tell
you all of them. But when I drove into the
concert that was in the day where he that song
was very famous. We're gonna fiesta together all.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Night long, remember that song, all night, all night long?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
That song was a major hit, and he would sell
out the form in a heartbeat. As soon as he
announced that he was going to play it at the
Great Western Form, Boom sold out. People went to ticket Tron,
people went to Tower Records, people went to the favorite record store,
Liquors Pizza. Bought tickets for Lino Richie and that was
sold out. And when I drive up, I'd open the
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window and I'd have a parking pass and they'd look
and the cop would look in and go, wow, it's
line O Richie sitting in the front seat. Alemo, that
was kind of cool. And we drive in underground into
the form. We drive you down where the Lakers used
to come in, and drive into the Forum and he
get out and wait there for you know, five six
hours until he was done, and then drive him home.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI
six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Tonight to night.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We have a lottery, a big, huge, mega millions tonight,
So go get your tickets. You could win six hundred
and ninety five million dollars. Now, I'm not gonna give
you the whole speech, but if you pull off the
freeway right now and you buy a ticket, and you win,
and you've got to include me in a taste. If
(25:30):
I reminded you to get a ticket, otherwise you would
not have bought a ticket and you win. Come on,
come on, buddy, I don't get anything. I'll bet you do.
I'll bet you do the.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Proper thing and hit me up with a nice size check.
I bet you do that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Because otherwise you wouldn't have anything. You'd have nothing. And
now you have six hundred ninety five million because you're
heard it on the station.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's got to be a check at the end of
that got to be. I think that's fair, Yeah, very fair.
And how big you think it should be? Half million?
I think a million million?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's still going right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I would Look if somebody reminded me to get a ticket,
I won six hundred and ninety five million, I'd give
him thirty million. You would, yeah, one hundred percent. I
give him thirty million dollars and say thank you, thank you,
thank you. I'm gonna take care of you.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Did I remind you that it was tonight when.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I told you, no, I bought the ticket before you
reminded me. So you're out.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You're out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, you're out. Yeah, you're you're. You couldn't be more
so out. I've never seen you've been the outer, the outer,
you're out out out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm I'm also going to get lawyers to keep you
away from me. When I win with my new money,
with my new mother load, that's I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna call it my mother load.
But will you pay me to go away?
Speaker 12 (26:53):
Though?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Maybe I might give I might, I might give it
to John and the dogs and I'll.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Never see them again.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You'd do that to me? How horrible would that be? Huh?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
If I laid like ten million on Johnny split he
bought a Chalet and mammoth.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Well, then I'm giving fifty mili to Jen.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Takes give me gone for fifty grand?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Mega millions to night.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You gotta get your ticket tonight today before what six o'clock,
seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't win. They close ten dollars mega this Friday,
the thirteenth.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Customers at Fresh Catch seafood market in Artesia are not
feeling superstitious. They're feeling lucky. Mega million jackpots have been
one on this so called unlucky day. Seven times in
the game's history, and.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Believe I malacression.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
On Wednesday night, a Superlatto ticket sold at the market
hit the jackpot, earning forty seven million dollars by matching
all six numbers sixty Mega. But for those still trying
their luck, the growing six hundred and ninety five Mega
million dollar jackpot is the ultimate prize.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
They're really excited, very true, because we hear it from
one of our customer. They came in and tell us
that you have a winer, so we don't believe it.
He show us.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Although Wednesday's I'm sorry, what why?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
We'll have a winner, so we don't believe it. He
show us.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
That, right there is a ding dong.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I hope she meant winner. I don't know, Artezia fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
We'll have a winner, so we don't believe it, he
show us.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Although Wednesday's winner hasn't come forward yet, rubbing the statue
has become a ritual for those hoping to win big.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait, what are they rubbing?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
Although Wednesday's winner hasn't come forward yet, rubbing the statue
has become a.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Rubbing the belly of the statue. That's what they're doing. Yeah,
there's a guy that he doesn't do it. I don't
know if he's still with us anymore. But he used
to walk around Santa Nita and he was He had
a hunchback and people would rub.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
His hunch for good.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Luck had a hunch back.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, he had a radical hunch in his back and
he didn't mind. He was drawn k and he loved it.
He's like, hey, guys, comarried, give me rub my back.
You're winning the daily double.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
He had party games.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, it was name Cliff. What was the hello that
guy's name.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I don't remember the guy's name, but man, that guy
was the best, big old hunchback and and people used
to get him like five bucks, ten bucks.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Hey give me Di, I'm got me give you a
five bucks. He goes, Yeah, I rubbed my ass off round.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Rubbing the statue has become a ritual for those hoping
to win big.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Came from Singapore from my boss.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Mom, she brought it in and then uh, last month
we put it in here, so bring in more Luck.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I gotta rub that statue. Where is it? Nartesia? Can
I get out there before the drawing?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I rubbed it and I.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
Hope it brings me luck with the jackpot of this
Are they still.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Talking about the lottery?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
I rubbed it, and I hope it brings me luck
with the jackpot of this size. Customers are already dreaming
about how they would spend money.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Gonna give it to my some, to my relatives home.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
I'll give twenty percent of charity trying your disease health
to homeless.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That's a cool, dude.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I rubbed it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, thing gong with you.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Tonight's drawing for that six hundred and ninety five million
dollar jackpots starts tonight at eight pm.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right, eight pm. I rubbed it alright, easy man, easy.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
So make sure to have your ticket handy to see
if you're a lucky winner.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I rubbed it all right, all right, darling, all right, easy, easy, easy, easy,
I rubbed it all right.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Two great soundbites.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
You have a winner. So we don't believe it. You
show us.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I rubbed it, than dog. What a story? All right?
So six hundred and ninety five million dollars, Go rub
the belly.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Go rub the belly, and you can walk away a
million air belly. Oh, if you want six hundred and
ninety five million dollars. Would we see you on Monday?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Move on?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, big room for someone else to have a fabulous career.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Would John make the cut if you won that kind
of dome? He's on the fence.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
N gosh, more dishes will be done by him.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I bet yeah that's true. That's totally true.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
I think he'd make the cut. Okay, Yeah I did
think a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd keep him. Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Would you get like if thirty more dogs did become
this crazy dog lady?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Good for you?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yes, all right, six hundred and ninety five million dollars
tonight on the lottery. Go get your tickets right now.
We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on
demand on the iHeart Radio app. Now you can always
hear us live on KFI AM six forty four to
seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on
(31:49):
the iHeart Radio app.
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty. It is the Conway Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. A lot of people will
be taking next week in the following week off.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I think I'll be here, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I take a couple of days off, who knows, But
I know that Alex Stone never takes the day off,
and he's with us to talk about these drones. Alex Stone,
how are the drug traffic is going to be better
next week? Yes, yes, traffic's gonna be down. Crime will
be down. There'll be a lot of things down good. Yeah,
including here.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Since the time change, traffic has been horrendous.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it sucks. And I don't know what is I
think we're over building. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you ever if you go into Burbank or Glendale,
all you see is apartment buildings going up. Yeah, and
I think the free will yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, And
a lot more people are moving to California. As much
as you know we talk on this station about you know,
how you shouldn't they ignore it and they move.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, it can't be healthy living right along the freeway line.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They said, it's a quarter If you live within a
quarter mile of a freeway, the chances of you, you know,
in the long run, getting some kind of pulmonary infection
or pulmonary disease or whatever are go up like tenfold,
what about like three feet because some of the ones
that they're building now in Burbank and then the ones
that they've done downtown, they're like on the freeways. But
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you know what they said, they said, if you live
behind one of those retaining walls, it's not that bad.
Those walls have a tendency to, you know, to make
that freeway almost like a river of you know, disgusted
and it just goes right down the road.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It doesn't really go over those walls.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But like layer purifiers. Yeah, yeah, it's ah yah, it's nice.
It doesn't go over the walls. That's right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hey, I don't think these drones are a big deal,
but everybody else does.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Am I missing something?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Everybody in the world thinks that they are. And the
thing is that a lot of them are not drones.
If you look closely at the videos that have been
all over social media and all over TV news. We've
been able to debunk a lot of them as being airplanes.
One was a United Boeing seven eighty seven that's been
everywhere where. People will look at this drone and then
well by matching it to flight radar and then cleaning
(02:15):
up the video, that was a seven eighty seven. There
was a seven fifty seven. There was a British Airways one.
There was in a video, there was a police helicopter.
The last night people were going nuts over videos of
all these lights in the sky and they zoomed out
and it was Laguardier Airport in the runway.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A seven eighty seven is not a small plane. I
think that's a wide body, right.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's not easy to miss, but you know it's high
enough and you go, wow, look at those blinking lights
going over. I mean, if you go down to lax
at the end of the runway and then shootout looking
the east, it's going to look like there are a
bunch of crazy UFOs out there as well. So a
lot of these are not that, but some of them
they have not been able to identify what they are,
and people are ticked in New Jersey and in Maryland
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and in the Carolinas, where they say that they feel
like that the government is not taking this seriously and
that the Biden administration is saying, yeah, I don't worry
about it, even though they don't know what it is.
That most aren't drones, but then what about the ones
that aren't part of the most? But they're saying there's
no public safety threat, no sign from a foreign country.
There are lawmakers, politicians and some of the states that
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are reporting these every night that believe this is China
doing something going over a military bases and other places
that are sensive. There's no evidence of that. And in fact,
it is legal up to four hundred feet to fly
a drone, and these are about two hundred feet, so
they're technically I mean, it's weird if there's a bunch
of these out there, But you could go and wait,
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what's the four hundred foot rule that you can legally
in most places, depending on some airspace restrictions, fly a
drone up to four and fly it over my house
and it would be fine up to a certain amount
depending on where the airspace is. So some question about
the legality, but there are reports that they have been
illegally over for military bases at least one that would
(04:02):
be a problem. This guy in New Jersey, this lawmaker
is saying, look, why is nobody paying attention to this ill?
Is it insane that we had after nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
If you see say, if you see something, say something,
if you say something, So if you see something, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, don't worry about it. You know, don't worry about it.
I'll go get some coffee. The other thing is we
got an intelligence bulletin today from the New Jersey Division
of Fire Safety that they put out internally, and I
mean they're treating this thing like it's a bomb or
UFO coming down, saying that if firefighters respond to a
downed or a landed drone, do not approach it. Immediately,
get into full personal protective equipment and breathing apparatus, call
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has Matt, call the bomb squad, and be aware that
electronic devices and two way radios may malfunction in the
immediate area. I don't know what they think these things are,
but I mean they're treating it like aliens just arrived
and its Independence Day. And maybe in the end we'll
find out that's what it is, we don't know. But
the other part of this story that's more on our
side of the country.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm glad you're get and I heard about this, or
maybe I'm mixing two stories up. Did somebody fly a
drone and injured fluid drone into Nancy Pelosi and injured
her because.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That that made her fall down those stairs. Yeah, uh yeah,
they're still looking for that drone. Yeah. This one's an
Oregon where we got the audio today and we just
got a little bit more of it and heard from
one of the pilots Alaska Airline's crew Horizon Air, but
the original carrier for Alaska United, and a Metavac plane
reported in last Saturday night these unidentified lights that were
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darting around them, kind of orb type things. Wow, that
would race toward them and then would go zipping back
out and would disappear. But there was nothing on radar
and we got this is a different audio that than
what we had earlier that from the Metavac plane reporting
it in sounded like this red.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
And moving it.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I don't even know how to describe about.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
After you are cleared too maneuver as the necessary.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I love the right to avoid the UFO out there.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can go left or right around that UFO out there,
just whatever you want to do. This is that pilot
who talked to us. It come up to us and
set for about three to five seconds, and then it
would go back out over the ocean.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Over the horizon.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And then the Alaska Airlines crew they said it was
actually close enough it set off there, close enough that
it set off their anti collision system or at least
a poet on it. And other pilots said it was
red in circle shaped. You got filed with the FAA
as an unidentified aerial phenomena. But what that was they
don't know. No sign that was a drone, but what
that one was they don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
And these things that are flying out, you know where
the pilots seeing this red thing come in and out.
There's no exhaust from those things and no propulsion either.
They don't understand how they're moving so quickly.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, or what it is. And there were other pilots
who got on the radio and said, well, maybe you're
looking at reflection from starlink. And these pilots that one
you just heard from, he goes, no, starlink doesn't move
like this that you may see them and they may
look weird in the sky because they're in low earth orbit.
But something like this it was, he claims, and what
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Alaska and United claimed that it was coming up to
them fast and then speeding off, but he couldn't figure
out what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Here's another story that just came across that Joe Biden
has pardoned all the drones.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, then they're good to go. They don't need that.
The aliens don't need to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, there you go, buddy. What do you do for
the holidays? Where are you taking the kids?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Uh? Nor cow We'll go up there. Oh nice. What
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm thinking about staying in town, you know. And and
I it's I hate traveling around the holidays. It's so
everything's so busy and everybody is under so much pressure.
I love just sitting in the house watching football.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Just doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Are you a big Rams fan?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No? Oh, that's right, you're Rocky Niners and Bronco. If
you're a Niners fan, yeah, Niners aren't doing so well.
That was sad the other night. That was horrible last night.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Let's talk Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I sent you know, Shannon Fahn is a huge, huge
Niners fan. She goes to all the Super Bowls if
they're in it, right, So I sent her text on
the reach of this text. So she's a huge Niners fan,
and they lost last night. They and they got essentially
limited for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So at eight oh four, the game was over.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
At eight oh three and eight oh four, I sent
her a text, Hey, going to the Super Bowl this year?
And she wrote back, Yeah, I'm going to the game
with my foot up your a.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That's about right.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She's having to save a lot of money this year.
That's classic. Classic.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
The interception that Party threw last night in the end zone.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, I don't know what's going to happen to him.
I think a lot of people have lost faith. And
who is the guy that said it? Just bailed in
the third quarter. So I walked off the field and said.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not playing anymore. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, but you know what, but that San Francisco team
was favored to win the Super Bowl this year at
the beginning of the season.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
There were six six to one.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
That's here, look at Party last year and then not
so great this year.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
By, We'll speak to you through the vacation and thanks
for coming on.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Haven't nice.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We got it later, guys, go for the UFO.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So okay, all right, Alex Stone. That's cool, Alex Stone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then at five thirty five, Alex Michaelson, Alex and
Alex Tonight, what a night on KFI AM six forty.
All right, when we come back, we got a lot
of news that we didn't get to because of the
Franklin fire. We'll also have news on the Franklin fire.
And there's a brand new One of my favorite TV
shows of all time has coming back.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's Friday. We like to do stuff a little lighter
on Friday. One of my favorite TV shows of all time,
and I'm not really that embarrassed to reveal it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Simple Life. I love The Simple Life.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
That is not where I thought you were going.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love that Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and I
used to watch that show every single week. Ritchie one
of our producers on the show. You're with me right, Bob?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
What's up Friday?
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Thank you, thank you, buddy. So The Simple Life. You're
a fan?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Huh yeah, I bitch watched it all yesterday. Oh you did.
Oh I got to go. But where is it?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Peacock? Let me know if you need the login info.
Oh I got peacock. Okay, yeah yeah, Stephanish. Are you
a fan of the Simple Life? Oh yeah, what are
you eating Christmas crack cookies?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah? My wife made cookies and they've been wiped out.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
They are so good, like all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So much is she knows her way around and oven
man like her.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Because John Cobalt had the Christmas tree cookie, right, so
I'm like, well, I want to try the Christmas tree cookie.
And it's a sugar cookie with a decorated beautifully. I'm
going to post a photo of all of them.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
And I love because it's it's like not hard, it's
like a little chewy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But the crack, what's that Christmas crack? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
My god, that stuff sea. Yeah. But she was up
all night baking and got up early this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And you know it's great.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's uh, it's great when the house when your house
smells like your grandmother's house.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Touchdown. Oh I know, I love that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, you know, it's a warm inside, cold outside, and
it smells like baked goods or if there's a turkey going.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Anytime you come home and your house smells like your
grandmother's house, you know, when your grandmother was healthy. I'm
not talking about it at the end where everything smells
like vitamins and urine. I'm talking about you know, while
she's still buzzing around. Yeah, my grandma, my uh, my
grandmother on my mom's side was a little odd. I
(11:55):
love her. I loved her, but drank a lot, a lot,
and I my mother, my grandmother on my dad's side,
was like an angel. Never drank, never smoked, always did
everything for the kids. I mean she used to take us.
My dad had six kids. I had four younger brothers,
an older sister, and my grandparents on my dad's side,
(12:16):
my dad's parents would take us for June, July and
August every single year. We'd fly to Cleveland and we'd
spend three months with them. And they were in their seventies,
you know, late sixties, early seventies, and they would take
six kids off my dad's hands for June, July and
August every year. Every single year, we look forward to
(12:36):
that every single year, and we dreaded coming home, dreaded it.
You know, when you come home from your grandparents, you
get emotional that you're not going to see them for
another you know, six or eight months whatever. And you know,
all of us were crying on the plane coming home
because we knew that once we got back the Redbird,
Big Mac I was going to give us the speech,
(12:58):
You're not at your effing grandparents anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You're here and you got chores to do, you know,
and we get right back into a you know, craziness.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
But I remember my grandmother on my mom's side, she
when we visit her, and she had a house in
Canada on the Lake Erie shore, and she had a
nice house, I think four bedrooms or so. But all
the kids and all the grandkids would show up for
a couple weeks to visit her, and there wasn't enough
beds in the house for us all to sleep. So
(13:28):
seven or eight or nine of us, me and my cousins,
my brothers, we'd all sleep in the living room. And man,
that was like a party. You know, when you're seven, eight,
nine years old and you're told you're going to sleep
in the living room with you know, five your cousins
or four year brothers and three of your cousins. Man,
that was like a party that never stopped. So I
remember sleeping in my grandparents' living room and my grandmother, Mimi,
(13:52):
my mom's mom, came down the stairs at around three
thirty in the morning, totally nude, come down the stairs,
and I opened one eye I could see her. And
she reaches behind the refrigerator, grabs a bottle of gin
and takes three really healthy gulps. Look, oh yeah, bang
(14:17):
bang bang, and the bottle goes back. And as she
walked upstairs, with every step there was another part huh.
And when she got to the top, it sounded exactly
like this.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Huh. And my brother whispered me, George, just starting, just starting.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Let me ask you about.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Charged the bottle of gin? Was that known by everybody
and she was just acting like it was a secret.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yes, yeah, everybody in the books, everybody knew it was there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It wasn't even kept it hidden there. It wasn't even
really behind the fridge. It was like next to it,
you know, But she thought it was she was hiding
it for everybody. And but she liked the sauce. You know,
she had a crazy husband and a lot of kids.
And you know, look, she had a she had a
husband who beat the hell out of an IRS agent
and they had to move out of the country. There
(15:20):
were you know, she was used to living in Detroit.
She was like a high end Detroit woman.
Speaker 8 (15:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
My my grandfather was an embalmer and they made a
lot of money. And and then my dad, my grandfather,
through gambling, by the way, owed a lot of money
the I R S and he beat the hell out
of an IRS agent and then moved that night to Windsor,
Canada and spent the rest of his life in Canada.
And so she had to pack up all of her
(15:45):
stuff in an hour an hour and move out of
the country. And so I understand the bottle of gin
next to the fridge.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I get that. I get it.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
My grandfather was a saying.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
He would do the same thing, get up in the
middle of the night, and he would at least have
boxers on, but they were so.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Old and worn, they were like you read, you could
see right through. It's like, well, what's the point, dude.
You got a waistband, that's all you got.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
And he would get up in the middle of the night,
go to the kitchen and he would grab a Falstaff
beer and like four oreos.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Fal Staff is great. Yeah, yeah, that's real. It's a
low end, like a malt liquor type, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
He would buy it by the case and he would
be the only one to drink it in the house.
And yes, he would walk back to his room because it.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Was beer and oreo for us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, they didn't have you know, toms and dye gel
and all that stuff back then. Pepto bismol, all that
is fairly new. You know, if you had, you know,
a radical stomach back then, you had a radical stomach period.
You know, there's nothing coming to your rescue now, you
know anything we have, we have anything wrong with us, CVS,
(16:59):
Walgreens down the aisle, pick it up. Bang, We're fine.
Not back then, No, not back then.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
All right, we'll go back.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We'll talk a little more about this.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
My favorite TV show and I'm not ashamed of minute
it is coming back though. It's Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.
I can't wait. I have very few TV favorite TV
shows in my life. I have The Office, I have
everyone Loves Raymon Friends. I like to watch Seinfeld and
This Simple Life, and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
There were three other series just this week from the
early two thousands that were also announced as coming back
in some form.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Is that right? The other broadcasts?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
OHERI, all right, we'll come back. We'll talk about that.
All right, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
We'll keep a ut a little lighter. We at a
heavy week with.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The fires and you know the crazy guy who's Luigi
Manngoni ont A New York killing Brian Thompson.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So we had a really crazy tough week.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We're gonna try to keep a little lighter here on
Friday so you can enjoy your weekend. And a lot
of people might be taking some time off starting two day.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
The Real Santa Claus. That guy's coming around again this year.
And so if you haven't written your kids, if you're listening,
and we got a lot huge audience of four to
nine year olds, and if you're listening, you got to
write your Christmas card, your Christmas letter to Santa, and
you got to get the mail pretty quick. Maybe do
it this weekend, I have mom and dad help you
(18:26):
out and put down you know, thirty or forty things
and demand all of them from Santa. And mom will help.
Mom and dad will help you out. And don't let
mom and dad talk you out of some of them.
You know, let Santa worry about that. Go for the
shoot for the stars, settle for the moon, go for
it kids, expensive stuff, Go for the expensive.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Your reach should always be longer than your grasp.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's right, That's exactly right. All right. I love this show.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I know it's, you know, kind of cool to like
The Simple Life, but I don't care.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I don't care. It was one of my favorite shows
to watch.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
The Coole Richie and Paris Hilton, and I'm sort of like,
you know, fish out of water.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I hate that term, but that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
They go out into the country and they they investigate
and live lives that they have only read about. And
like when they go into Walmart, they it's like they
were on another planet, you know, they couldn't believe they
were in a Walmart.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But it's a great show and I think it's coming back.
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Yeah, it has been twenty years since The Simple Life
over the reality TV World and now Paris, Hilton and
Nicole Richie are together again for Parasols the ENFO.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
We caught up with our favorite silly besties on their reunion,
their lives as mothers, and their holiday plants.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
This I noticed that a pool table is not here anymore,
and it's because of me, So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Cool and I are so happy to be back here
after twenty years. I think they got into some fight
where they didn't talk for about a year or so,
but they're back.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
They're back. Fans been so excited for this reunion. What
can they expect from the encore.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
We've been best friend since we were two years old,
so this reunion gives you a bit of a prequel,
a peek.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Into our childhood life.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
We take you around La show you our old Hank
spots to really kind of set up the you know
why we went and did this show to begin with,
and how we do the reunion is by turning our
song sa Usa into an opera. We are songwriters and
we accidentally wrote a hit song when we were seven,
(20:49):
and we started singing it on this show that we
did twenty years.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Ago, and a lot of people caught onto it.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Sona saw sona yes.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm happy now.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
I didn't know they wrote that, Yes I'm happy now.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
We watch Paris and Nicole grow up, and now they're
embracing another chapter.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You know I have a connection to Nicole Richie. Tell us, Okay,
I'm going to tell you this. I don't think I've
said this on the air before, but my stepsister used
to go to a private school in Sherman Oaks called
Buckley the Buckley Academy. And to get into Buckley School
is nearly impossible. It's not just money, but you sort
(21:30):
of have to know somebody else that goes there. And
Lionel Richie and Lionel Richie's wife, the mother of Nicole Ritchie,
had contacted my dad and my stepmother and said, hey,
can you help us try to get Nicole Richie into
Buckley School?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And my dad said sure.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You know said yes to everything, you know, when anyone
needed his help, he was always saying yes absolutely. So
they made a couple of calls, I submitted some letters,
some recommendation, and a month later or so, Nicole Richie
was accepted into Buckley School. And and if it wasn't
for my dad my stepmother, she may not have ever
(22:09):
been in that school.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Or know in Paris. Yeah, well yeah, maybe maybe that's
a pretty cool story.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
And see, uh, Lina Richie's ex wife, the mom, I
think the Brenda Brenda the mom.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yeah, is that the one that stabbed him in the junk?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh, I don't know. I don't remember that.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
You don't remember he got stabbed by his act because
she got it she caught him cheating. Oh no, yeah,
that was a big news story.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well I don't think they put that in the letter
to Buckley and they applied for the school. But so
Line Richie sent my dad and my stepfather a bouquet
of flowers that must have cost ten thousand dollars. It
was the biggest, most beautiful arrangement I've ever seen. It's
almost like something like when you get married, you have
(22:52):
flowers like that. And they sent it over to my
dad's house and Lina Richie signed it and he says, Timmy,
he says, I can't thank you enough. If you ever
needed anything, I'm your guy. I'm your guy. So kind
of a connection. Kind of a cool connection. Yeah, kind
of a cool connection. And later on I used to drive.
It was just before after I think it was before after,
(23:12):
I used to drive a limousine in la for two
and a half three years for a company called TJ.
Livery and Revel Travel. And I used to drive Lionel
Richie to his concerts. If he was in town, he's
doing any concert, I drove him. And if Lionel Richie
was going by himself, and quite often he did go
by himself, he would sit in the front seat. He
wouldn't sit in the back of the loom. You know,
it's a big stretch. Limousine is big Bergidney, you know, Cadillac.
(23:35):
And he would sit in the front seat and would
tell me stories, great stories that I can't repeat on
the air. While I drove him to the Great Western
Form where most of his concerts were.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
But that never told him who you were, right, I.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Think he knew.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think you know, yeah, but I think that you know.
But the stories he told me, obviously you know. I
can repeat some of them, but I'm not gonna tell
you all of them. But when I drove into the
concert that was in the day where he that song
was very famous. We're gonna fiesta together all.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Night long, remember that song, all night, all night long?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
That song was a major hit, and he would sell
out the form in a heartbeat. As soon as he
announced that he was going to play it at the
Great Western Form, Boom sold out. People went to ticket Tron,
people went to Tower Records, people went to the favorite record store,
Liquors Pizza. Bought tickets for Lino Richie and that was
sold out. And when I drive up, I'd open the
(24:35):
window and I'd have a parking pass and they'd look
and the cop would look in and go, wow, it's
line O Richie sitting in the front seat. Alemo, that
was kind of cool. And we drive in underground into
the form. We drive you down where the Lakers used
to come in, and drive into the Forum and he
get out and wait there for you know, five six
hours until he was done, and then drive him home.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI
six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Tonight to night.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We have a lottery, a big, huge, mega millions tonight,
So go get your tickets. You could win six hundred
and ninety five million dollars. Now, I'm not gonna give
you the whole speech, but if you pull off the
freeway right now and you buy a ticket, and you win,
and you've got to include me in a taste. If
(25:30):
I reminded you to get a ticket, otherwise you would
not have bought a ticket and you win. Come on,
come on, buddy, I don't get anything. I'll bet you do.
I'll bet you do the.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Proper thing and hit me up with a nice size check.
I bet you do that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Because otherwise you wouldn't have anything. You'd have nothing. And
now you have six hundred ninety five million because you're
heard it on the station.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's got to be a check at the end of
that got to be. I think that's fair, Yeah, very fair.
And how big you think it should be? Half million?
I think a million million?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's still going right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I would Look if somebody reminded me to get a ticket,
I won six hundred and ninety five million, I'd give
him thirty million. You would, yeah, one hundred percent. I
give him thirty million dollars and say thank you, thank you,
thank you. I'm gonna take care of you.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Did I remind you that it was tonight when.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I told you, no, I bought the ticket before you
reminded me. So you're out.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You're out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, you're out. Yeah, you're you're. You couldn't be more
so out. I've never seen you've been the outer, the outer,
you're out out out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm I'm also going to get lawyers to keep you
away from me. When I win with my new money,
with my new mother load, that's I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna call it my mother load.
But will you pay me to go away?
Speaker 12 (26:53):
Though?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Maybe I might give I might, I might give it
to John and the dogs and I'll.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Never see them again.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You'd do that to me? How horrible would that be? Huh?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
If I laid like ten million on Johnny split he
bought a Chalet and mammoth.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Well, then I'm giving fifty mili to Jen.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Takes give me gone for fifty grand?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Mega millions to night.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You gotta get your ticket tonight today before what six o'clock,
seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't win. They close ten dollars mega this Friday,
the thirteenth.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Customers at Fresh Catch seafood market in Artesia are not
feeling superstitious. They're feeling lucky. Mega million jackpots have been
one on this so called unlucky day. Seven times in
the game's history, and.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Believe I malacression.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
On Wednesday night, a Superlatto ticket sold at the market
hit the jackpot, earning forty seven million dollars by matching
all six numbers sixty Mega. But for those still trying
their luck, the growing six hundred and ninety five Mega
million dollar jackpot is the ultimate prize.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
They're really excited, very true, because we hear it from
one of our customer. They came in and tell us
that you have a winer, so we don't believe it.
He show us.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Although Wednesday's I'm sorry, what why?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
We'll have a winner, so we don't believe it. He
show us.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
That, right there is a ding dong.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I hope she meant winner. I don't know, Artezia fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
We'll have a winner, so we don't believe it, he
show us.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Although Wednesday's winner hasn't come forward yet, rubbing the statue
has become a ritual for those hoping to win big.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait, what are they rubbing?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
Although Wednesday's winner hasn't come forward yet, rubbing the statue
has become a.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Rubbing the belly of the statue. That's what they're doing. Yeah,
there's a guy that he doesn't do it. I don't
know if he's still with us anymore. But he used
to walk around Santa Nita and he was He had
a hunchback and people would rub.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
His hunch for good.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Luck had a hunch back.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, he had a radical hunch in his back and
he didn't mind. He was drawn k and he loved it.
He's like, hey, guys, comarried, give me rub my back.
You're winning the daily double.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
He had party games.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, it was name Cliff. What was the hello that
guy's name.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I don't remember the guy's name, but man, that guy
was the best, big old hunchback and and people used
to get him like five bucks, ten bucks.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Hey give me Di, I'm got me give you a
five bucks. He goes, Yeah, I rubbed my ass off round.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Rubbing the statue has become a ritual for those hoping
to win big.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Came from Singapore from my boss.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Mom, she brought it in and then uh, last month
we put it in here, so bring in more Luck.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I gotta rub that statue. Where is it? Nartesia? Can
I get out there before the drawing?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
I rubbed it and I.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
Hope it brings me luck with the jackpot of this
Are they still.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Talking about the lottery?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
I rubbed it, and I hope it brings me luck
with the jackpot of this size. Customers are already dreaming
about how they would spend money.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Gonna give it to my some, to my relatives home.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
I'll give twenty percent of charity trying your disease health
to homeless.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That's a cool, dude.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I rubbed it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, thing gong with you.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Tonight's drawing for that six hundred and ninety five million
dollar jackpots starts tonight at eight pm.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right, eight pm. I rubbed it alright, easy man, easy.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
So make sure to have your ticket handy to see
if you're a lucky winner.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I rubbed it all right, all right, darling, all right, easy, easy, easy, easy,
I rubbed it all right.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Two great soundbites.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
You have a winner. So we don't believe it. You
show us.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I rubbed it, than dog. What a story? All right?
So six hundred and ninety five million dollars, Go rub
the belly.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Go rub the belly, and you can walk away a
million air belly. Oh, if you want six hundred and
ninety five million dollars. Would we see you on Monday?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Move on?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, big room for someone else to have a fabulous career.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Would John make the cut if you won that kind
of dome? He's on the fence.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
N gosh, more dishes will be done by him.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I bet yeah that's true. That's totally true.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
I think he'd make the cut. Okay, Yeah I did
think a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd keep him. Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Would you get like if thirty more dogs did become
this crazy dog lady?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Good for you?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yes, all right, six hundred and ninety five million dollars
tonight on the lottery. Go get your tickets right now.
We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on
demand on the iHeart Radio app. Now you can always
hear us live on KFI AM six forty four to
seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on
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