December 24, 2024 • 32 mins
Jay Leno // Trash Etiquette // Knee Blown // Body Scan Story
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeart radio app.
Kate Leto is saying with this, which is really cool.
This is like a uh, you know, growing up watching
the Tonight Show and you taking over for Carson and
then for you to be sitting here right now, it's unbelievable. Well,
thank you. Think it shows you how much I've fallen.
(00:22):
Unbelievable one day.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Next day, look at.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Fil A out of the window.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, that's right, it's just a Chick fil A out
the window.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's right. Let's talk about favorite restaurant, your favorite, your
Italian favorite, and you also cook.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, there should be a great one on on Magnolia.
It's across the street from Pinocchios. Is very I like Panca.
Oh the guy across the street was great. Oh my
god was good. And he got fed up with something whatever.
But but that was fird. I'll tell you a funny story.
Somebody in my crew goes to Italy and they go
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for Mari, which is the village where my grandfather came from.
So they go Jay, when when for Mari and everybody
there looks like you go I know that's where my
grandfather came from. They came to America. Okay, my grandfather
born in eighteen fifty seven. Wow, okay, okay, so I okay.
So he meets the mayor. So he bites the mayor
(01:20):
when you're in America, come to the tonight. Six months later,
Jay the mayor from what the mayor and the mayor
comes in after the show. He looks like Italian Mary.
He's got the little hat. It's too small for his
head to suit. The buttons are too far party because
he's more in a too nice kind of fan.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He goes, he's Aleno and the mayor of from ma Ari.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Your grandfather wan nice to meet you, Sa goes, listen,
we want to build a statue of you and your
grandfather to put in a town square. I said, you know,
I'm not really a statue. Oh no, no, you tomorrow
is from humble beginnings. Your grandfather, his grandson becomes a
huge starter to our village. You would meet so much
to have the statue of you and your grandfather. You're
(02:00):
in a town square, he says, will you give a
femis I said, well, all right, yes, thank you. He goes, yes,
good now, the basic statue is a seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
If you want to be on the hill looking down,
it's you know, ya, I said, I don't really no,
I believe that I mean something as to pay for
I know, I understand, I said, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It couldn't be the most Italian thing. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Good.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait, your grandfather was born before the Civil War or
the Civil War? Ooh, that is that I did in
nineteen fifty seven. Yeah, it's almost one hundred years older.
My dad was born in nineteen ten. Yeah. Wow, you
know what that's that's great jeans. You're gonna be around
a long time. Well, we'll see. You know, I was
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talking about you know, you had a great line we
were talking about during the commercial break. If you you
know a lot of people have these CATALYITCIC converters stole
and off their car. And if you take it off
your own car, well, this is what it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a federal offense because it's a government mandate. You know,
So you take catileca, it's a ten thousand dollars fine
to mess with the emission system on your car.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Ten thousand dollars. Fine, if you do it. If you
do it, yes, but if.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Your catalytic converter is stolen by a thief, it's a
misdemeanor film So you you would actually what you usual
to do is hire a thief to take your CATLEC converter.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Off you, right, And what do they get the guy
that steals the catalytic converter, they're three thousand dollars to
replace you. Like, you know, I had a friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You just need all these CD people when you're in
show business. And this guy used to steal cars and
he would say, what do you think you get for
stole Mercedes something?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Thousand, ten thousand, No, seventy five bucks?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And he said I had to steal two or three
a night to make enough money. But you know, and
then they sell it to a shop shop and he
sells it till every piece of the car's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You and that that's what it is. That's what it is.
It's hard to sell nowadays because they're all numbered.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, and catalytic converter is also it's illegal to sell them,
so you got to sell them to someone who knows
he's buying. So he's committing a crime by buying it
from you, so he's not going to pay you anything
for it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a terrible thing. But you know,
up until recently, fire engines didn't have the catillac converts.
Now they all do. What's the what's the advantage of
not having Well.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
In the old days, when emissions was not as computer
oriented as is now and they couldn't regulate it quite
as well, if you took the catalytic converter off your car,
your engine ran better because it ran a little cooler. Uh,
you know, didn't have to be quite so lean, so
you got better mileage and more power.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Fire engines have to perform at a certain standard, so
they were exempt for years until they came up with
modern more mind modern fire engines, the more up to
date equipment, you know. So now now they all have
catalytic convert even motorcycles.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Is your garage in la or in the valley? It's
in Burbank Burbank Airport. Yeah, oh I knew the airport. Okay, right,
Do you have somebody maintained for you? Somebody keeps it clean? Well,
I have people who work there. I keep it clean.
You know you're there. Are you there every day? I'm
there every day? Yeah, really, yeah, it's my Melibou beach out.
I heard you never sell one of those cars, you
only give them away. Well, no, no, I don't like
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the selling. No, I like I like call Michael. I
have a Michael. Is the whole garage and everything expensive
to ensure it's gotta be uh yeah, like hundreds of
thousands of dollars. Yeah, that's probably correct. Yeah, that's fair
to say you never sell a car. No, no, I
just like you ever buy him anymore. Yeah, you're still
buying cars.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You know something. I watch hordes and go I don't
see the problem. I mean there's still a path to
the bedroom. Look that you can get the guy can get.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Into the bathroom. Look you just go around to the things,
you know. Yeah, no, I don't know if you have
electric cars.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I do have an electric. I got a nineteen oh
nine Baker Electric. I got a nineteen to try an
elect They had electric before you had gas. In fact,
the year nineteen oh seven eight nine, a third of
the cars were steam, a third were like, and a
third were gas. And there was a battle which one
was going to win, and we're kind of going through
that now. I think the next big player is going
to be hydrogen. That'll be the next one to come.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I didn't know this until recently. I was watching YouTuber
or TikTok, where I go all my information from. But
the Brownstones in Manhattan were built up three or four
feet and you had stairs because when they were built,
the streets were all filled with horse crap, that's right,
and people were tired of that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's where there were dashboard comes. Dash was another word
for manure. Oh, so they would put a board in front,
so when the horses kicked up manure, it would hit
the board, it would hit the dash board. So then
then then cars came on, and then they had an
engine in front. Now the dashboard obviously just holds the
gauges right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And as you said, I think last time you're on
there was it was a great trade off from you know,
the horses filled with you know, horse crap, and the
alternative was a puff of blue smoke. That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean that seemed like, oh, this is so much
better than having six tons of manure in here. Sixty
tons of manure every day in New York City.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you remember your dad probably did this, maybe your
your grandfather. My grandfather used to do this in Cleveland.
When he would go to change the oil in his car.
He'd put two tires up on the curb and then
undo the this, you know, the screw there this, you know,
the spiggot or whatever holds the oil, and then the
oil goes right into the gutter.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, it goes back to the earth where it came from.
That's yeah, yeah, that people, It goes right back. That's
the beauty of it goes back to the earth.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
You see.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's some recycling. Yeah yeah, all right, Jay, thank you,
thank you to having me on John all right, thank you, So,
I really appreciate.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior. On Demyan from kf
I AM six forty, Shannon Barron.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Was talking about people dumping their dog doodo into her
trash cam and the promo sounds something like this, when
you put.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Your dog in my garbage can after the garbage fan
has already been there, I've got to wheel that thing
back in there and smell your dogs for another week.
And I decided that I would make a laminated sign
and put it on the trash Ben and says, hey,
can you just move on.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
To the next one?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Jerry and Shannon?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Have I made the sign?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do I still get angry? Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
This happened to me today on the way to work.
There's a guy walking down. We live on an alley,
I know, pretty ritzy. Huh uh. Guy walking down the
alley and he goes to put his dog's feces in
my trash can and I at the same time, I
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opened the garage door, and he closes the lid and
he grabs the dog Dodo, and he walks away, and
I said, I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, He goes,
Oh no, no, he because I'm not going to put it
in no, no, no, no, no. Feel free to put it
in there. You can put anything you want in there.
I don't give a rat's ass. You can literally put
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a baby ran piano in there. I don't care. I'm
not one of those guys that cares. You want to
put your dog Dudo in there instead of carrying it around,
because you look like an idiot carrying a bag of
dog feces, that little green, tiny bag. It's all tied
up and you're walking around. How do you think your
dog feels when you're walking around with your dog's s
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in your hand, doesn't he feel like he sort of
owns you? I would think so.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
When I had the dog and I had and I
was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah, I'll have to
clean it out then clean the box up. But it's
like a one and done now every single time they
go to the bathroom, I have to be there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But our our dogs, uh when first of all, you
can throw anything you want in our can and I
don't know. It bothers my wife though maybe it's a
gender thing. I don't know, but it bothers my wife.
If somebody throws you know, their dogs in dam Yeah,
but it I it also it It doesn't bother me either.
When somebody goes through my recyclables to take out cans,
(10:05):
I don't care. Look it's on the street, it's it's
up for grabs as they keep the area clean. As
a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana. We lived
in Tarzana. We used to throw all our bottles and
cans into you know, the blue recycled bin like everybody does,
I guess. And this guy was pulling out bottle after
bottle and he got so tired of it he just
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took the whole blue can, through it on the truck
and left. And I thought it was hysterical. Guy's leaving,
He's like, I don't want to go through all this crap,
almost going to take the can do it. Later, I
thought it was great, man, the ball's on that guy right,
not only did take the recyclables, but take the whole
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can and split. I thought that was great, but it
is maybe. I don't know, Belly, are you? Are you
disturbed by that? If somebody throws some I.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Don't like it?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You don't like it?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Right, you don't like it?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Like go because Shannon's right, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, let's not say she's right. Let's just say you
agree with her.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Okay, I agree with Shannon.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, because because that makes me feel bad. If you
say Shannon's right and I don't care, I feel like
less of a human being.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Well that's on you are right?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
No, uh yeah, if they throw it into your emptied
trash and you bring it back and then you have
to wait a week with that in there, yeah, there's
those that creates issues.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at
least they're not leaving it on the street.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
No, I understand that. But why can't they take it
back to their trash can?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Because if you walk around with that green bag in
your hand, nothing says.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
If you do goofball, if you have a dog, you're
used to doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Nah.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the
bag and I start like swinging, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
And John's always like, could just not do that?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
And I forget. I like, hold onto a bag, poo.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Right, and occasionally it flies open and then it's a
shower out of mighty. Here we go. But steph, who
shit bother you? If somebody throws feces in your can,
I personally don't care, But when I do walk the dog,
I feel bad putting it in someone else's trash Can
you do?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I walked with it the whole way, but it's yeah,
I think we got to get it together and just
assume that everybody's trash can is up for crass.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's just so bizarre to me.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
It's like, what so I always think about that, Like
if Jenn and I are doing a little walks and
I got like some trash or something like that, and
someone's cans like down a little alley ways, it's like
right there, put it in there. And I keep thinking
to myself, somebody's gonna come on, who do through your
something on that?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Man, your own trash can about up two miles from
home with me.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's either beside your can or in your can. That's right, Yeah,
your choice, beside your can or in your corn can.
You choose, mister or lady. Well, what would you rather have,
you know, dog's feces on the side of your can
or in your can? Exactly either, Well you don't have
that choice. Yeah, you don't know that joys at all. Man.
It's weird. People get very territorial over their trash. Weird.
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And it's a trash can. It is an odd thing.
It's a weird deal.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I love that on the side of it.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Please, I don't want to see trash on the outside
of the can. I'm like, why would somebody put the
trash on the outside the right there?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
That's Brian Reagan.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and
he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a
piece of paper and it was like a foot from the.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Go.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
He couldn't resents down, and he goes, you were So.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's like Adam Carolla, you ever see those They don't
exist anymore. But in the old days, Belly, your dad
ever smoked? Yeah, long time ago. Did he have the
bean bag ash tray on the door?
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, so you know what I'm talking about. It's
a bean bag ash tray and you put it on
the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds and there's
a little smoke stain on the windshield, the inside the
windshield where the smokes were brewing for decades. And then
Corolla was talking about you get to like a Long's drug,
which I don't think exists anymore, and the guy throws
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them all out onto the street right there where the
door was. Yeah, he kept them for like two months,
and now they're just bang right on the on the
street or in the parking lot. Right, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
I love the ash marks, like right where the where
the glass in the window meets the upper part of
your door from people that didn't want to roll down
their window all the way.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
To flick their ashes.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
Yeah, you see the accumulation of the burns on the
upper part of the of the door.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you can also tell when a guy or gal
is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,
because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of
their car, on the roof of their car. On the inside.
They put their hand their cigarette and their hand through
their hair, and then christ, there's another another scorcher. You
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don't see the bean bag ash tray anymore. It's gone.
Did your dad have one?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Your dad smoke not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My mom and dad both smoked cigarettes. And I remember
my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like
taking six kids up to the mountains and all the
windows were closed. It doesn't really go on much anymore.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a
drug overdose and he just had so much disdain for
people that smoked cigarettes, like his ex my you know
woman that he married when I was thirteen.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She she smoked and he.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Just just oh, those cats are like weirdest thing. And
he had the argument, he was like, those are all chemicals.
This is all you know nature.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died
from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
He he once told me that he did everything but
heroin because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Really, wow, man, that guy went for it. You gotta
give him that.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Though, little this little bit of that.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He was in a band in the seventies in Miami.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I got it. Man, that was the time to be
in the Miami Miami band. Seventies.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That what a life, What a life. How old was
he when he passed away? He was forty?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Oh he's young.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Eight No, No, fifty eight, fifty eighth Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah,
because I'm three years from his age.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, So fifty eight to a night's run for a guy,
you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of
He was on and off, Yeah, he was on and off.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
He would take years off and then he would go
through a good monthster year or something like that, doing
bunch stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, I said's touchdown. Yeah, and he lived fifty eight
and the like you know in the band of Miami
in the seventies. A lot of people like that. A
lot of people enjoy that.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I saw this thing online today. There's no more better
bond at work than two people hate one other person
at work. Right, I don't know what you're talking about.
That's a great bond. That's a great trying to.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
Think if I have any a bond like that.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't hate anybody. Yeah, I don't even I can't.
I can't recall. I don't know anybody who works here
that I hate. I'd have to, I'd have to. I'd
have to figure that out.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I don't think anybody at kf I. Everybody's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But in the building, maybe I got a guy I work.
I got a guy works in the building. There you go.
I can't stand there you go. That's what I was
waiting for.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
When you say the building, right, Yeah, the building.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I'm sure there's an idiot who works for this building.
I don't know if he.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Still works any more specific because he does, he does.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
He He took an air horn, you know, one of
those horns you have on a boat in case your
engine breaks down, where you bring to a football game.
You know, it's really loud. It's an air hornet and
you go and it looks like a like a can
of w D forty or and and and you hit
it and it's really really super loud, kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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that stupid noise that they do when you know, somebody
hits a home run at Dodger Stadium. I was walking
out of the elevator one day and he had one,
and he put it right next to my right ear
and pulled the trigger and I and I it floored me.
I had an instant headache and I almost grabbed him
and visceral reaction. Yeah, I like lit him up. I'm like,
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are you the dumbest guy in the world?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Well, and you had issues for a few days.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I had a massive headache and I couldn't hear out
of my right ear.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Yeah, he lost you that day.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It was unbelievable. I mean, that's like the dumbest guy
in the world.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
That's how I feel about people that come up behind
you and take your knee out from underneath. You're being
cute and fun.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, and you could get hurt that way.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
I have hurt my knee that way.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, you'd like surgery because of not.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Surgery, but definitely it wasn't the same after that.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Really, Yeah, Oh my god, whenn't that happened? That happened?
Did somebody do that to you here?
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
It's been a few years though.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody did here to you and it still bothers you.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Really, so don't do that to people.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't like doing that. I do like getting on
my hands and knees and then having the guy push
you over.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
Sure, sure, sure you work with somebody, that guy you're
bonding with?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah? That was it a guy or a girl that
popped your great question?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is a guy who's a guy? Yeah? Does he still
work here?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh, then let's uh talk him out?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
No, I won't, let's go No, I won't.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Give you initials? No, can I go through the alphabet?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Go ahead, that's gonna be a lot of fun for or.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, let me go through the alphabet.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Okay, you don't know him.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
A B.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There's music. I couldn't tell where that music was coming from.
I thought it was my headphones.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
It was just music.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh you can't hear that music? Oh it's great.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
AB.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What's after AB?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Conway C D.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
E F G H. What aout my clothes?
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
The next letter?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Actually, somebody did that to you, right, and it really
screwed yourkneede.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
I be totally serious.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
That's I hate when I see people do that to
people because it's you never know what issues people already have,
and then to take that out from underneath them. And
I know people think they're being silly and fun not
a good thing, but.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Who after age twenty two is doing that to somebody?
A lot of.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
People do because they think they're.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Being silly, and so they come up and they bend
their need, the front of their need on the back
of your knee.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yeah, they come up behind you and they like so
you kind of like lose your balance.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Oh, take your knee out from underneath you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Right, and do you go down in a heap?
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I didn't fall all the way down, but I caught it,
but it Yeah, I still have some issues because.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Of it, and years ago and it still bothers you. Yes, wow,
you didn't tell anybody? No, you got a pen?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, I give you a phone number, right, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I know this guy is pretty good. Eight hundred Huh
you got pen?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yeah, writing it down eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Five hundred five fifty two hundred.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Fifty tred And who is.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
This see website? Yeah, s w e E T.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
S w e E T j A m E s
j A m E s.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Dot com dot com. She asked for anybody particular. I
don't know you. You sniff your way through the system,
you know, right, great, but yeah, they'll get after whoever
did that. She refer you. Sure, absolutely, yeah, one hundred percent.
I'll call them for you. Okay, you're not going to
sue the company, and you're going to sue the guy
(21:35):
that did it? Yeah, yeah, and maybe still be on
video somewhere. Oh yeah, but the guy doesn't work here anymore,
does not.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's been quite a few years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Was it, Bill Carroll?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Was it? Was it? A guy worked for KF I
worked for Clear Channel? Okay, clear Channel? What but not
not KF I.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
No, not kfi.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, was he in production here? It was going on advertising.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
We're not going to find out.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You tell me off the air, Yeah, and then I'll
tell everybody.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Okay, then I'm not telling you why because I'm not this.
That wasn't the point of this.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But it's somebody. It's somebody really bothered you, and and
you should be compensated for that.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
No, no, it's all good. I'm good now it's not good. No, no,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You complained about it all the time.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
This is the first time I ever it was a
it was it was a cautionary tale.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Was it a costume party or a Halloween party or
Christmas part?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No really where was it? No?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
It was here at work in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah. And somebody did that to you yea, and blew
out your knee.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
It didn't blow it out, but it bothered what you need?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You're right near your left knee.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
It's my left knee.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh that one, the swollen one. Yeah, yeah, that sucks.
Still feel it on rainy days like today?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Yes? Actually, really, thank you?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh but tell us so what's coming up tomorrow? How's
your name?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
It's bad? I think there's more rain coming. Oh okay,
all right, it's pretty stiffy.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
We should you should have a website Bello's kneed and
you predict whether you protect weather for weddings and outdoor
events and a subscription twenty five bucks a month. Me
in the no, that's right, Yeah, you need to know.
That's that's fantastic. I mean it's it's not fantastic. It happened,
but it's great that you can predict the weather.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
I've turned, you know, something bad into something good.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Were you trying to say, is you turn lemonade lemons
into lemonade?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
That's exactly all right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So what's the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
It's raining, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Bad neees belli o bad neees man. Oh boy, oh boy,
here goes those pins.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
This happened. This is the story.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Who requested this, This guy Greg, who wrote into my
show and he listens to you clearly on this show.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Greg Hutton, this is his last name.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, I haven't told this story in years.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
He said, Mark. Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
There's a real uh tell you this is my my
email address, and my show is at the Mark Thompson
Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
So this is we came in through that. Here's a
fun fact.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's a real town named ding Dong, Texas where you
can view the eclipse. I hope you and Conway make
it out there. When you're on the Conway Show today,
will you tell the story of the body scan? Okay, okay,
here's here's here's what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
There was a new advertiser that was going to do
a full body scan and and I always like to experience,
you know, to go down and meet an advertiser and
talk with them in person and you know, get a
vibe of what they are because you just you know,
you have to talk about on the air. And I
feel like you're cheating the audience if you don't experience it,
or at least call them and have lunch with them
(24:49):
and talk to them about their business. So they said,
we're doing full body scans and we're going to do
yours for free, and you're going to be a new
advertiser and it's gonna be all great. And I said, okay.
I said, hey, Mark, you want to do this? And
Mark said, I don't really want to do the body scan,
but I will go down there and we'll have lunch
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, that'd man a chance for you and me to
hang out. Yeah, right, Yeah, it's an Orange County.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And we couldn't. I was coming from I think I
was coming from Sam Bernardino and you were in the valley.
I'm like, oh, hey, you know, I'm not gonna be
able to get back to Burbank. I'll meet you down there,
and you and you were still like, fine, we'll meet
down there at lunch. I think we had lunch before. Yeah,
I don't know that we had.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
My recollection of the entire thing was that the hopes
we had to hang out together kind of evaporated because
of maybe geographics or whatever logistics. But we get down
there and everybody was really great. The doctor's really cool.
We get into this conference room, there's a you know,
a handful of people there, and everybody's in a very
kind of bulliant, positive mood. And then Tim goes in
(25:47):
and I do my body scan and you do your
body scan. It doesn't take long. It might have taken
I don't know, less than five minutes, that's right, And
I come out and then they say to me, and.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
They say, and Mark, do you want to And I
said no, no, no, I'm just here to hang out with Connor.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And Mark's been saying no the entire time. I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
And then I came out. I go, Mark, it's not
a big deal. You're in there for two minutes. And
then the other people were putting pressure on him and
they were.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All, good, come on, it's so and you'll be it's
it's such a relief. The bought his can and you're
say and then they so we're sitting there and then
they come in with the results for Tim.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, okay, so Marco's in and does it. I go
in and do it. Then they come back with the
results like a half hour later.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
No wait wait wait, but you think came back as
I recall, maybe I have remembering this wrong, but they
came in with your results and I'd still knock gone in.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Oh, I see, I don't want I don't want to
go in.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
I don't need to do it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But all that's right, that's right. So they give me
my results and you're fine and not not only do
they say I'm fine. But the doctor says to me,
he says, i'm are you a runner? And at that
point I was drinking a lot and smoking a lot,
and I said, I'm a am I runner? And I said,
what are you talking about? And he says, you have
(26:53):
the heart of an athlete, and your your veins and
and your your body. It comes back with all like
nines and tens, like you're a professional athlete. And then
so I get really depressed, thinking, Okay, this equipment sucks
because obviously I have worked out since you know, mister
(27:16):
Vineyards class in junior high in Portola's since in the
late seventies. I don't work out. I don't go to
the gym, I don't run, do anything that crap too
much work time. And I'm depressed that everything's come back
that I have the cardiovascular system of an athlete. That's
not true. Oh I didn't. I didn't know any of it.
(27:36):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I just remember that came in and you whatever depression
you had, or disappointment you had, or disillusion you had,
you you certainly concealed it because they were all over
the moon to tell you how great you were and
how great your tests were. I didn't believe it. And
then they turned to me and they go, you see,
you see how easy it is. Why don't you just
go in there? And then you say, it really is easy, man.
(27:59):
It's like it's maybe two minutes. And I said, okay, fine,
I'll go in. So they lead me into the thing.
You take all this stuff out of your pockets. You
just go into this little tube. They lower you in
the tube.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It just does only take two minutes and then you
come out. And now we're just kind of hanging out.
We're waiting. I think we're having like a bottle of
water whatever it must be. And then the nurse comes
in and she says Mark, I'll go yeah. I'm thinking, hell,
you're gonna well, you'll be. I got good news, same
as Conway.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You are clear.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
The doctor would.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Like to see you in the next office. And I
said it's okay. He can come in tell everybody we're
all palsers. He said, no, I really think you need
to He really wants to see you privately.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
And I'm walking in with Mark into the office and
the nurse says, no, no, no, we just needed to
speak to Mark privately.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So now I'm starting to really wonder what's going on
still though, with this confidence, like, come on, I mean,
if Conway got the clear bill, I'm going to get
the clear.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
And then he says, I want you to look at something.
And then he points out this thing. I can barely
see it, which I guess is the way the body works. Sure,
it's a little circle. It's a little like tiny circle,
and it's in my lungs. He said, I think we
need to watch this said, I'm not saying it's anything,
(29:21):
but we need to make sure it's not growing. So
i'd like you to have another scan in another I
forget what he said three months, six months, whatever, And
now I am legit depressed. I mean, I'm like, this
is horrible. I didn't even want this thing, and now
I might have something serious.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And we were going to go get some deat afterwards,
and you were so depressed. I'm like, hey, I got
to get out of here. And I remember driving away
and looking in the rear view mirror. I'm like, oh,
I just fed up my buddy's life. He had this scan.
Now he's a hypochondriact anyway, he's gonna be worried that
he's dying and now he's driving all the way home
(30:03):
worrying about this scan.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
So six months later, I go down six months for
the same scan, now only no conway, no room full
of people, just me and the nurse checking me in.
I get in the gown or whatever it is, and
I lie in the tube. They do it again and
it looks the same or with such minuscule growth that
(30:26):
it's not a concern. So I'm thinking great, only he says, no,
I really want to see it again in another six months.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well that went on two more.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No way, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I was not out of the woods until four scans.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Wow, But that all happened because we were going to
go to lunching Orange County after it.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Yeah, sponsor meeting, nice job.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But to drive away looking in my rear view mirror
at this guy and he's got the paperwork with him.
He's looking down at it and he's depressed out of
his mind. And I look in the rear view and
I drive away. I'm like, oh, man, I just f
this guy up. This guy is going to be a
big basket case for the next three years. It was
what what was it?
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean, they are determined.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't know, whatever it is, it's it's not growing
at a rate that they're that can that they're concerned with.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I felt horrible.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It was definitely a because the anxiety creates is not helpful.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No, no, it's the worst. The anxiety attached to it
is worse than the actual you know spot exactly. It's
the worst.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I couldn't believe that was the scan story. That's so horrible.
I talked you into the scan screwed your life up
for like two years.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I think I know other people who've done and they
discovered things, and they've been glad they've done it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Though.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh I recommend it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, it's really a positive thing. It's just that that
particular one took a right turn because I wasn't. I
wasn't there to get one.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's right, Bud, that's right, man. No more Lunch is
with Me.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
King Dong.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeart radio app.
Kate Leto is saying with this, which is really cool.
This is like a uh, you know, growing up watching
the Tonight Show and you taking over for Carson and
then for you to be sitting here right now, it's unbelievable. Well,
thank you. Think it shows you how much I've fallen.
(00:22):
Unbelievable one day.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Next day, look at.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Fil A out of the window.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, that's right, it's just a Chick fil A out
the window.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's right. Let's talk about favorite restaurant, your favorite, your
Italian favorite, and you also cook.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, there should be a great one on on Magnolia.
It's across the street from Pinocchios. Is very I like Panca.
Oh the guy across the street was great. Oh my
god was good. And he got fed up with something whatever.
But but that was fird. I'll tell you a funny story.
Somebody in my crew goes to Italy and they go
(01:00):
for Mari, which is the village where my grandfather came from.
So they go Jay, when when for Mari and everybody
there looks like you go I know that's where my
grandfather came from. They came to America. Okay, my grandfather
born in eighteen fifty seven. Wow, okay, okay, so I okay.
So he meets the mayor. So he bites the mayor
(01:20):
when you're in America, come to the tonight. Six months later,
Jay the mayor from what the mayor and the mayor
comes in after the show. He looks like Italian Mary.
He's got the little hat. It's too small for his
head to suit. The buttons are too far party because
he's more in a too nice kind of fan.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
He goes, he's Aleno and the mayor of from ma Ari.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Your grandfather wan nice to meet you, Sa goes, listen,
we want to build a statue of you and your
grandfather to put in a town square. I said, you know,
I'm not really a statue. Oh no, no, you tomorrow
is from humble beginnings. Your grandfather, his grandson becomes a
huge starter to our village. You would meet so much
to have the statue of you and your grandfather. You're
(02:00):
in a town square, he says, will you give a
femis I said, well, all right, yes, thank you. He goes, yes,
good now, the basic statue is a seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
If you want to be on the hill looking down,
it's you know, ya, I said, I don't really no,
I believe that I mean something as to pay for
I know, I understand, I said, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It couldn't be the most Italian thing. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Good.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait, your grandfather was born before the Civil War or
the Civil War? Ooh, that is that I did in
nineteen fifty seven. Yeah, it's almost one hundred years older.
My dad was born in nineteen ten. Yeah. Wow, you
know what that's that's great jeans. You're gonna be around
a long time. Well, we'll see. You know, I was
(02:51):
talking about you know, you had a great line we
were talking about during the commercial break. If you you
know a lot of people have these CATALYITCIC converters stole
and off their car. And if you take it off
your own car, well, this is what it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a federal offense because it's a government mandate. You know,
So you take catileca, it's a ten thousand dollars fine
to mess with the emission system on your car.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Ten thousand dollars. Fine, if you do it. If you
do it, yes, but if.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Your catalytic converter is stolen by a thief, it's a
misdemeanor film So you you would actually what you usual
to do is hire a thief to take your CATLEC converter.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Off you, right, And what do they get the guy
that steals the catalytic converter, they're three thousand dollars to
replace you. Like, you know, I had a friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You just need all these CD people when you're in
show business. And this guy used to steal cars and
he would say, what do you think you get for
stole Mercedes something?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Thousand, ten thousand, No, seventy five bucks?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And he said I had to steal two or three
a night to make enough money. But you know, and
then they sell it to a shop shop and he
sells it till every piece of the car's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You and that that's what it is. That's what it is.
It's hard to sell nowadays because they're all numbered.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, and catalytic converter is also it's illegal to sell them,
so you got to sell them to someone who knows
he's buying. So he's committing a crime by buying it
from you, so he's not going to pay you anything
for it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a terrible thing. But you know,
up until recently, fire engines didn't have the catillac converts.
Now they all do. What's the what's the advantage of
not having Well.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
In the old days, when emissions was not as computer
oriented as is now and they couldn't regulate it quite
as well, if you took the catalytic converter off your car,
your engine ran better because it ran a little cooler. Uh,
you know, didn't have to be quite so lean, so
you got better mileage and more power.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Fire engines have to perform at a certain standard, so
they were exempt for years until they came up with
modern more mind modern fire engines, the more up to
date equipment, you know. So now now they all have
catalytic convert even motorcycles.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Is your garage in la or in the valley? It's
in Burbank Burbank Airport. Yeah, oh I knew the airport. Okay, right,
Do you have somebody maintained for you? Somebody keeps it clean? Well,
I have people who work there. I keep it clean.
You know you're there. Are you there every day? I'm
there every day? Yeah, really, yeah, it's my Melibou beach out.
I heard you never sell one of those cars, you
only give them away. Well, no, no, I don't like
(05:14):
the selling. No, I like I like call Michael. I
have a Michael. Is the whole garage and everything expensive
to ensure it's gotta be uh yeah, like hundreds of
thousands of dollars. Yeah, that's probably correct. Yeah, that's fair
to say you never sell a car. No, no, I
just like you ever buy him anymore. Yeah, you're still
buying cars.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You know something. I watch hordes and go I don't
see the problem. I mean there's still a path to
the bedroom. Look that you can get the guy can get.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Into the bathroom. Look you just go around to the things,
you know. Yeah, no, I don't know if you have
electric cars.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I do have an electric. I got a nineteen oh
nine Baker Electric. I got a nineteen to try an
elect They had electric before you had gas. In fact,
the year nineteen oh seven eight nine, a third of
the cars were steam, a third were like, and a
third were gas. And there was a battle which one
was going to win, and we're kind of going through
that now. I think the next big player is going
to be hydrogen. That'll be the next one to come.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I didn't know this until recently. I was watching YouTuber
or TikTok, where I go all my information from. But
the Brownstones in Manhattan were built up three or four
feet and you had stairs because when they were built,
the streets were all filled with horse crap, that's right,
and people were tired of that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's where there were dashboard comes. Dash was another word
for manure. Oh, so they would put a board in front,
so when the horses kicked up manure, it would hit
the board, it would hit the dash board. So then
then then cars came on, and then they had an
engine in front. Now the dashboard obviously just holds the
gauges right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And as you said, I think last time you're on
there was it was a great trade off from you know,
the horses filled with you know, horse crap, and the
alternative was a puff of blue smoke. That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean that seemed like, oh, this is so much
better than having six tons of manure in here. Sixty
tons of manure every day in New York City.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you remember your dad probably did this, maybe your
your grandfather. My grandfather used to do this in Cleveland.
When he would go to change the oil in his car.
He'd put two tires up on the curb and then
undo the this, you know, the screw there this, you know,
the spiggot or whatever holds the oil, and then the
oil goes right into the gutter.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, it goes back to the earth where it came from.
That's yeah, yeah, that people, It goes right back. That's
the beauty of it goes back to the earth.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
You see.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's some recycling. Yeah yeah, all right, Jay, thank you,
thank you to having me on John all right, thank you, So,
I really appreciate.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior. On Demyan from kf
I AM six forty, Shannon Barron.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Was talking about people dumping their dog doodo into her
trash cam and the promo sounds something like this, when
you put.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Your dog in my garbage can after the garbage fan
has already been there, I've got to wheel that thing
back in there and smell your dogs for another week.
And I decided that I would make a laminated sign
and put it on the trash Ben and says, hey,
can you just move on.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
To the next one?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Jerry and Shannon?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Have I made the sign?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do I still get angry? Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
This happened to me today on the way to work.
There's a guy walking down. We live on an alley,
I know, pretty ritzy. Huh uh. Guy walking down the
alley and he goes to put his dog's feces in
my trash can and I at the same time, I
(08:37):
opened the garage door, and he closes the lid and
he grabs the dog Dodo, and he walks away, and
I said, I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, He goes,
Oh no, no, he because I'm not going to put it
in no, no, no, no, no. Feel free to put it
in there. You can put anything you want in there.
I don't give a rat's ass. You can literally put
(08:59):
a baby ran piano in there. I don't care. I'm
not one of those guys that cares. You want to
put your dog Dudo in there instead of carrying it around,
because you look like an idiot carrying a bag of
dog feces, that little green, tiny bag. It's all tied
up and you're walking around. How do you think your
dog feels when you're walking around with your dog's s
(09:22):
in your hand, doesn't he feel like he sort of
owns you? I would think so.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
When I had the dog and I had and I
was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah, I'll have to
clean it out then clean the box up. But it's
like a one and done now every single time they
go to the bathroom, I have to be there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But our our dogs, uh when first of all, you
can throw anything you want in our can and I
don't know. It bothers my wife though maybe it's a
gender thing. I don't know, but it bothers my wife.
If somebody throws you know, their dogs in dam Yeah,
but it I it also it It doesn't bother me either.
When somebody goes through my recyclables to take out cans,
(10:05):
I don't care. Look it's on the street, it's it's
up for grabs as they keep the area clean. As
a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana. We lived
in Tarzana. We used to throw all our bottles and
cans into you know, the blue recycled bin like everybody does,
I guess. And this guy was pulling out bottle after
bottle and he got so tired of it he just
(10:26):
took the whole blue can, through it on the truck
and left. And I thought it was hysterical. Guy's leaving,
He's like, I don't want to go through all this crap,
almost going to take the can do it. Later, I
thought it was great, man, the ball's on that guy right,
not only did take the recyclables, but take the whole
(10:47):
can and split. I thought that was great, but it
is maybe. I don't know, Belly, are you? Are you
disturbed by that? If somebody throws some I.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Don't like it?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You don't like it?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Right, you don't like it?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Like go because Shannon's right, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, let's not say she's right. Let's just say you
agree with her.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Okay, I agree with Shannon.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, because because that makes me feel bad. If you
say Shannon's right and I don't care, I feel like
less of a human being.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Well that's on you are right?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
No, uh yeah, if they throw it into your emptied
trash and you bring it back and then you have
to wait a week with that in there, yeah, there's
those that creates issues.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at
least they're not leaving it on the street.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
No, I understand that. But why can't they take it
back to their trash can?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Because if you walk around with that green bag in
your hand, nothing says.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
If you do goofball, if you have a dog, you're
used to doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Nah.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the
bag and I start like swinging, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
And John's always like, could just not do that?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
And I forget. I like, hold onto a bag, poo.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Right, and occasionally it flies open and then it's a
shower out of mighty. Here we go. But steph, who
shit bother you? If somebody throws feces in your can,
I personally don't care, But when I do walk the dog,
I feel bad putting it in someone else's trash Can
you do?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I walked with it the whole way, but it's yeah,
I think we got to get it together and just
assume that everybody's trash can is up for crass.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's just so bizarre to me.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
It's like, what so I always think about that, Like
if Jenn and I are doing a little walks and
I got like some trash or something like that, and
someone's cans like down a little alley ways, it's like
right there, put it in there. And I keep thinking
to myself, somebody's gonna come on, who do through your
something on that?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Man, your own trash can about up two miles from
home with me.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's either beside your can or in your can. That's right, Yeah,
your choice, beside your can or in your corn can.
You choose, mister or lady. Well, what would you rather have,
you know, dog's feces on the side of your can
or in your can? Exactly either, Well you don't have
that choice. Yeah, you don't know that joys at all. Man.
It's weird. People get very territorial over their trash. Weird.
(13:04):
And it's a trash can. It is an odd thing.
It's a weird deal.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I love that on the side of it.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Please, I don't want to see trash on the outside
of the can. I'm like, why would somebody put the
trash on the outside the right there?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
That's Brian Reagan.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and
he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a
piece of paper and it was like a foot from the.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Go.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
He couldn't resents down, and he goes, you were So.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's like Adam Carolla, you ever see those They don't
exist anymore. But in the old days, Belly, your dad
ever smoked? Yeah, long time ago. Did he have the
bean bag ash tray on the door?
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, so you know what I'm talking about. It's
a bean bag ash tray and you put it on
the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds and there's
a little smoke stain on the windshield, the inside the
windshield where the smokes were brewing for decades. And then
Corolla was talking about you get to like a Long's drug,
which I don't think exists anymore, and the guy throws
(14:10):
them all out onto the street right there where the
door was. Yeah, he kept them for like two months,
and now they're just bang right on the on the
street or in the parking lot. Right, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
I love the ash marks, like right where the where
the glass in the window meets the upper part of
your door from people that didn't want to roll down
their window all the way.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
To flick their ashes.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
Yeah, you see the accumulation of the burns on the
upper part of the of the door.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you can also tell when a guy or gal
is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,
because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of
their car, on the roof of their car. On the inside.
They put their hand their cigarette and their hand through
their hair, and then christ, there's another another scorcher. You
(14:54):
don't see the bean bag ash tray anymore. It's gone.
Did your dad have one?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Your dad smoke not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My mom and dad both smoked cigarettes. And I remember
my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like
taking six kids up to the mountains and all the
windows were closed. It doesn't really go on much anymore.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a
drug overdose and he just had so much disdain for
people that smoked cigarettes, like his ex my you know
woman that he married when I was thirteen.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She she smoked and he.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Just just oh, those cats are like weirdest thing. And
he had the argument, he was like, those are all chemicals.
This is all you know nature.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died
from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
He he once told me that he did everything but
heroin because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Really, wow, man, that guy went for it. You gotta
give him that.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Though, little this little bit of that.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He was in a band in the seventies in Miami.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I got it. Man, that was the time to be
in the Miami Miami band. Seventies.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That what a life, What a life. How old was
he when he passed away? He was forty?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Oh he's young.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Eight No, No, fifty eight, fifty eighth Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah,
because I'm three years from his age.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, So fifty eight to a night's run for a guy,
you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of
He was on and off, Yeah, he was on and off.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
He would take years off and then he would go
through a good monthster year or something like that, doing
bunch stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, I said's touchdown. Yeah, and he lived fifty eight
and the like you know in the band of Miami
in the seventies. A lot of people like that. A
lot of people enjoy that.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I saw this thing online today. There's no more better
bond at work than two people hate one other person
at work. Right, I don't know what you're talking about.
That's a great bond. That's a great trying to.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
Think if I have any a bond like that.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't hate anybody. Yeah, I don't even I can't.
I can't recall. I don't know anybody who works here
that I hate. I'd have to, I'd have to. I'd
have to figure that out.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I don't think anybody at kf I. Everybody's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But in the building, maybe I got a guy I work.
I got a guy works in the building. There you go.
I can't stand there you go. That's what I was
waiting for.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
When you say the building, right, Yeah, the building.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I'm sure there's an idiot who works for this building.
I don't know if he.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Still works any more specific because he does, he does.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
He He took an air horn, you know, one of
those horns you have on a boat in case your
engine breaks down, where you bring to a football game.
You know, it's really loud. It's an air hornet and
you go and it looks like a like a can
of w D forty or and and and you hit
it and it's really really super loud, kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah,
(18:01):
that stupid noise that they do when you know, somebody
hits a home run at Dodger Stadium. I was walking
out of the elevator one day and he had one,
and he put it right next to my right ear
and pulled the trigger and I and I it floored me.
I had an instant headache and I almost grabbed him
and visceral reaction. Yeah, I like lit him up. I'm like,
(18:22):
are you the dumbest guy in the world?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Well, and you had issues for a few days.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I had a massive headache and I couldn't hear out
of my right ear.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Yeah, he lost you that day.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It was unbelievable. I mean, that's like the dumbest guy
in the world.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
That's how I feel about people that come up behind
you and take your knee out from underneath. You're being
cute and fun.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, and you could get hurt that way.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
I have hurt my knee that way.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, you'd like surgery because of not.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Surgery, but definitely it wasn't the same after that.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Really, Yeah, Oh my god, whenn't that happened? That happened?
Did somebody do that to you here?
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
It's been a few years though.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Somebody did here to you and it still bothers you.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Really, so don't do that to people.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't like doing that. I do like getting on
my hands and knees and then having the guy push
you over.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
Sure, sure, sure you work with somebody, that guy you're
bonding with?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah? That was it a guy or a girl that
popped your great question?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is a guy who's a guy? Yeah? Does he still
work here?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh, then let's uh talk him out?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
No, I won't, let's go No, I won't.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Give you initials? No, can I go through the alphabet?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Go ahead, that's gonna be a lot of fun for or.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, let me go through the alphabet.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Okay, you don't know him.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
A B.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There's music. I couldn't tell where that music was coming from.
I thought it was my headphones.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
It was just music.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh you can't hear that music? Oh it's great.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
AB.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What's after AB?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Conway C D.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
E F G H. What aout my clothes?
Speaker 10 (20:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
The next letter?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Actually, somebody did that to you, right, and it really
screwed yourkneede.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
I be totally serious.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
That's I hate when I see people do that to
people because it's you never know what issues people already have,
and then to take that out from underneath them. And
I know people think they're being silly and fun not
a good thing, but.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Who after age twenty two is doing that to somebody?
A lot of.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
People do because they think they're.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Being silly, and so they come up and they bend
their need, the front of their need on the back
of your knee.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yeah, they come up behind you and they like so
you kind of like lose your balance.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Oh, take your knee out from underneath you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Right, and do you go down in a heap?
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I didn't fall all the way down, but I caught it,
but it Yeah, I still have some issues because.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Of it, and years ago and it still bothers you. Yes, wow,
you didn't tell anybody? No, you got a pen?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, I give you a phone number, right, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I know this guy is pretty good. Eight hundred Huh
you got pen?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yeah, writing it down eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Five hundred five fifty two hundred.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Fifty tred And who is.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
This see website? Yeah, s w e E T.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
S w e E T j A m E s
j A m E s.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Dot com dot com. She asked for anybody particular. I
don't know you. You sniff your way through the system,
you know, right, great, but yeah, they'll get after whoever
did that. She refer you. Sure, absolutely, yeah, one hundred percent.
I'll call them for you. Okay, you're not going to
sue the company, and you're going to sue the guy
(21:35):
that did it? Yeah, yeah, and maybe still be on
video somewhere. Oh yeah, but the guy doesn't work here anymore,
does not.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's been quite a few years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Was it, Bill Carroll?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Was it? Was it? A guy worked for KF I
worked for Clear Channel? Okay, clear Channel? What but not
not KF I.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
No, not kfi.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, was he in production here? It was going on advertising.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
We're not going to find out.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You tell me off the air, Yeah, and then I'll
tell everybody.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Okay, then I'm not telling you why because I'm not this.
That wasn't the point of this.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But it's somebody. It's somebody really bothered you, and and
you should be compensated for that.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
No, no, it's all good. I'm good now it's not good. No, no,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You complained about it all the time.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
This is the first time I ever it was a
it was it was a cautionary tale.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Was it a costume party or a Halloween party or
Christmas part?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No really where was it? No?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
It was here at work in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah. And somebody did that to you yea, and blew
out your knee.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
It didn't blow it out, but it bothered what you need?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You're right near your left knee.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
It's my left knee.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh that one, the swollen one. Yeah, yeah, that sucks.
Still feel it on rainy days like today?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Yes? Actually, really, thank you?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh but tell us so what's coming up tomorrow? How's
your name?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
It's bad? I think there's more rain coming. Oh okay,
all right, it's pretty stiffy.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
We should you should have a website Bello's kneed and
you predict whether you protect weather for weddings and outdoor
events and a subscription twenty five bucks a month. Me
in the no, that's right, Yeah, you need to know.
That's that's fantastic. I mean it's it's not fantastic. It happened,
but it's great that you can predict the weather.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
I've turned, you know, something bad into something good.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Were you trying to say, is you turn lemonade lemons
into lemonade?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
That's exactly all right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So what's the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
It's raining, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Bad neees belli o bad neees man. Oh boy, oh boy,
here goes those pins.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
This happened. This is the story.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Who requested this, This guy Greg, who wrote into my
show and he listens to you clearly on this show.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Greg Hutton, this is his last name.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, I haven't told this story in years.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
He said, Mark. Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
There's a real uh tell you this is my my
email address, and my show is at the Mark Thompson
Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
So this is we came in through that. Here's a
fun fact.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's a real town named ding Dong, Texas where you
can view the eclipse. I hope you and Conway make
it out there. When you're on the Conway Show today,
will you tell the story of the body scan? Okay, okay,
here's here's here's what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
There was a new advertiser that was going to do
a full body scan and and I always like to experience,
you know, to go down and meet an advertiser and
talk with them in person and you know, get a
vibe of what they are because you just you know,
you have to talk about on the air. And I
feel like you're cheating the audience if you don't experience it,
or at least call them and have lunch with them
(24:49):
and talk to them about their business. So they said,
we're doing full body scans and we're going to do
yours for free, and you're going to be a new
advertiser and it's gonna be all great. And I said, okay.
I said, hey, Mark, you want to do this? And
Mark said, I don't really want to do the body scan,
but I will go down there and we'll have lunch
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, that'd man a chance for you and me to
hang out. Yeah, right, Yeah, it's an Orange County.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And we couldn't. I was coming from I think I
was coming from Sam Bernardino and you were in the valley.
I'm like, oh, hey, you know, I'm not gonna be
able to get back to Burbank. I'll meet you down there,
and you and you were still like, fine, we'll meet
down there at lunch. I think we had lunch before. Yeah,
I don't know that we had.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
My recollection of the entire thing was that the hopes
we had to hang out together kind of evaporated because
of maybe geographics or whatever logistics. But we get down
there and everybody was really great. The doctor's really cool.
We get into this conference room, there's a you know,
a handful of people there, and everybody's in a very
kind of bulliant, positive mood. And then Tim goes in
(25:47):
and I do my body scan and you do your
body scan. It doesn't take long. It might have taken
I don't know, less than five minutes, that's right, And
I come out and then they say to me, and.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
They say, and Mark, do you want to And I
said no, no, no, I'm just here to hang out with Connor.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And Mark's been saying no the entire time. I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
And then I came out. I go, Mark, it's not
a big deal. You're in there for two minutes. And
then the other people were putting pressure on him and
they were.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All, good, come on, it's so and you'll be it's
it's such a relief. The bought his can and you're
say and then they so we're sitting there and then
they come in with the results for Tim.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, okay, so Marco's in and does it. I go
in and do it. Then they come back with the
results like a half hour later.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
No wait wait wait, but you think came back as
I recall, maybe I have remembering this wrong, but they
came in with your results and I'd still knock gone in.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Oh, I see, I don't want I don't want to
go in.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
I don't need to do it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But all that's right, that's right. So they give me
my results and you're fine and not not only do
they say I'm fine. But the doctor says to me,
he says, i'm are you a runner? And at that
point I was drinking a lot and smoking a lot,
and I said, I'm a am I runner? And I said,
what are you talking about? And he says, you have
(26:53):
the heart of an athlete, and your your veins and
and your your body. It comes back with all like
nines and tens, like you're a professional athlete. And then
so I get really depressed, thinking, Okay, this equipment sucks
because obviously I have worked out since you know, mister
(27:16):
Vineyards class in junior high in Portola's since in the
late seventies. I don't work out. I don't go to
the gym, I don't run, do anything that crap too
much work time. And I'm depressed that everything's come back
that I have the cardiovascular system of an athlete. That's
not true. Oh I didn't. I didn't know any of it.
(27:36):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I just remember that came in and you whatever depression
you had, or disappointment you had, or disillusion you had,
you you certainly concealed it because they were all over
the moon to tell you how great you were and
how great your tests were. I didn't believe it. And
then they turned to me and they go, you see,
you see how easy it is. Why don't you just
go in there? And then you say, it really is easy, man.
(27:59):
It's like it's maybe two minutes. And I said, okay, fine,
I'll go in. So they lead me into the thing.
You take all this stuff out of your pockets. You
just go into this little tube. They lower you in
the tube.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It just does only take two minutes and then you
come out. And now we're just kind of hanging out.
We're waiting. I think we're having like a bottle of
water whatever it must be. And then the nurse comes
in and she says Mark, I'll go yeah. I'm thinking, hell,
you're gonna well, you'll be. I got good news, same
as Conway.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You are clear.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
The doctor would.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Like to see you in the next office. And I
said it's okay. He can come in tell everybody we're
all palsers. He said, no, I really think you need
to He really wants to see you privately.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
And I'm walking in with Mark into the office and
the nurse says, no, no, no, we just needed to
speak to Mark privately.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So now I'm starting to really wonder what's going on
still though, with this confidence, like, come on, I mean,
if Conway got the clear bill, I'm going to get
the clear.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
And then he says, I want you to look at something.
And then he points out this thing. I can barely
see it, which I guess is the way the body works. Sure,
it's a little circle. It's a little like tiny circle,
and it's in my lungs. He said, I think we
need to watch this said, I'm not saying it's anything,
(29:21):
but we need to make sure it's not growing. So
i'd like you to have another scan in another I
forget what he said three months, six months, whatever, And
now I am legit depressed. I mean, I'm like, this
is horrible. I didn't even want this thing, and now
I might have something serious.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And we were going to go get some deat afterwards,
and you were so depressed. I'm like, hey, I got
to get out of here. And I remember driving away
and looking in the rear view mirror. I'm like, oh,
I just fed up my buddy's life. He had this scan.
Now he's a hypochondriact anyway, he's gonna be worried that
he's dying and now he's driving all the way home
(30:03):
worrying about this scan.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
So six months later, I go down six months for
the same scan, now only no conway, no room full
of people, just me and the nurse checking me in.
I get in the gown or whatever it is, and
I lie in the tube. They do it again and
it looks the same or with such minuscule growth that
(30:26):
it's not a concern. So I'm thinking great, only he says, no,
I really want to see it again in another six months.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well that went on two more.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No way, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I was not out of the woods until four scans.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Wow, But that all happened because we were going to
go to lunching Orange County after it.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Yeah, sponsor meeting, nice job.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
But to drive away looking in my rear view mirror
at this guy and he's got the paperwork with him.
He's looking down at it and he's depressed out of
his mind. And I look in the rear view and
I drive away. I'm like, oh, man, I just f
this guy up. This guy is going to be a
big basket case for the next three years. It was
what what was it?
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean, they are determined.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't know, whatever it is, it's it's not growing
at a rate that they're that can that they're concerned with.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I felt horrible.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It was definitely a because the anxiety creates is not helpful.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No, no, it's the worst. The anxiety attached to it
is worse than the actual you know spot exactly. It's
the worst.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I couldn't believe that was the scan story. That's so horrible.
I talked you into the scan screwed your life up
for like two years.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I think I know other people who've done and they
discovered things, and they've been glad they've done it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Though.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh I recommend it.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, it's really a positive thing. It's just that that
particular one took a right turn because I wasn't. I
wasn't there to get one.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's right, Bud, that's right, man. No more Lunch is
with Me.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
King Dong.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
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