December 27, 2024 • 32 mins
Bad Girl Bellio // Cute Shoes // Trip To Getty // King Taco Letter
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart radio app. I guess
the most well behaved person on the floor, Uh here
on the fourth floor in our Burbank location of iHeartMedia
has got to be Sharon Bellio. Nobody. When you meet
(00:21):
Sharon Bellio, you assume that she's never had any negative
contact with the cops. I don't even think you've ever
been pulled over? Have you ever been pulled over?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
When I was younger?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But when's the last time cop pulled you over? It's
been a long like decades. Yeah, okay, because you do it,
you don't do anything wrong. I try to rule.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I believe in playing by the rules.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's right now. But you do it inside and outside
of the workplace. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a rules follower, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And you've never done, you know, anything to well, let's
while you slip on a banana peel. Yeah. But but
you were arrested, Charlie. I wasn't arrested, No, but you
did something.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, they came to the house to well, tell.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Us the whole story, horn Orn, how did what happened
to you? Well, I'll put this disclaimer out. Kids don't
do this at.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Home because it can lead to bad things.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, okay. So it was a.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
School night, so a couple of my girlfriends came over.
I was in ninth grade and a couple of my
girlfriends came over to you know, we were working on
a homework project together. So we went down in the
basement and there's a phone down there, and there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Was a Yellow Pages and we were just horsing around.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And then one of our friends wasn't there with us
that night, so we decided to like start ordering stuff
to our house to her house. Yeah, like pizzas, and
we ordered like some.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tuxedos, and we ordered like a limo.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Wait a minute, where you grew up they had they
had home delivery of tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But we placed orders with all these like different businesses
like and we were just cracking. We thought it was
because they believed us, and so they would take the order,
and we were making the order just outrageous that we
wanted like lime green tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, we're talking, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
And I'm gonna need three lime green tuxedos, you know.
So they're taking all our information and we ordered the
pizzas and we ordered like some fish, and we ordered
all kinds of stuff. Well, because we didn't let our
friends' parents in on it, and they were getting all
these phone calls to verify the orders, they called the police.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And so.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Then when they went to the three of they, I
don't know how they figured out it was us, but
they went and my other friends denied it. But when
they found ice, I admitted it was me.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So the police showed up to the house and they
made me call all the businesses that I called and apologize.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Embarrassing it was, and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually the businesses were like, ah, they caught you finely.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I learned my lesson.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Where'd they catch you? Like crawling over the state line? No?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think, like, no, I think. My friend like, oh,
I know exactly what it was. She thought somebody else
did it and they weren't involved in it. And that's
when I admitted.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That you cop to it. Huh I cop to it. Wow?
What was the punishment?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got grounded? And uh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did they reduce your phone privileges? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you
know that was the thing. You had a lot of
kids on others, but when you were a kid, you
had phone privileges, yeah, and you could destroy them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I destroyed my phone grounding.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Whoever hears of kids being grounded anymore?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Never.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I was grounded for like a whole month. I couldn't
go to any of the games at school. I really
go out after school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow, your mom and dad were strict.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They were strict.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know, it's harder on the parents to ground kids
than it is the kids.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I believe that to be true.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think it's true.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And it's hard for parents to stick to the grounding
because you know, you like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Please please, please, please please, and it's hard to say no.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It wasn't hard for my dad. No months at a
time in my room. Really Yeah, well that is just
for a C on my report card. Oh wow, man,
I we had a cake. If I got a C,
my dad be like, would you cheat.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Cheating?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Did the congratulations?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah? And congratulations was misspelled with a capital C. Yes,
that's right. Wow. You guys have seen my photos when
I was a child. That's wild, man. But yeah, we
used to do those phony phone calls. We never got
the cops called on us though.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well I always have to overdo stuff. Yes, I had
maybe called one or two. It wouldn't have been a
but we called like twenty different places, and I think
that their parents got bombarded with phone calls and they
weren't happy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We used to call. And I think that his restaurants
not there anymore. So I can tell this story on
the air. But there was Jerry's Deli and Encino and
Jerry's Deli in Studio City, and we were in the
Studio City one me and a buddy, and we found
out the manager of the Studio City I think his
name was Greg, And so we went to the payphone
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at the bowling Alley at the Studio City location and
we called the Encino Jerry's Deli and we said, hey,
it's that manager. Greg goes, Hey, Greg, how you doing?
Oh good? Okay, but man, we're running short on a
lot of stuff. And he goes, what do you need?
What do you need? I said, well, we need you know,
three big roast beefs. We need five cakes, We need
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twenty loads of bray, we need this, we need napkins,
we need to play about about a We had like
forty things. He goes, Buddy goes, I'll put in the van.
I'll be right over and we used to wait in
the Jerry's Delian studio City for him to bring all
this crap over and then just sit there and watch
him stuff. He was stupid, all right, but we had
nothing to do. I was a stupid thing. And then
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we called another There was a deli in Sino called
Froman's Deli, and so we called the owner of the
deli and said, hey, we're opening up a restaurant across
the street named Broman's Deli, and we wanted to sell
the same thing you're selling, but at a cheaper price. Mcdowells, yeah.
(06:25):
And you know what his response was, he goes, He goes,
it's very difficult run a business. I wish you the best.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Law great response.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, And I said, I said, hey, we're going to
run the same menu you're running. Can we look at it?
And he said, I'll have one of my guys drive
it over to you. Where are you? He said, you're
not going to be successful, and he sort of he
knew way a way to defuse it by just saying,
you know what, that's a great idea. I think you
guys are onto something. And that was a great way
(06:53):
to fuse it. But though you can't make phone calls
like that anymore because everybody now has caller ID and
they know where you're calling from or call block, and
those things I think are gone. I don't think you
can make a phony phone calls. Do you do that
crows when you were a kid? I tend to think
I did. It wasn't a thing of mine. I might
have done once. It was fun to do, you know,
just to call people and mess with them. But it
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does get out of control when you know, when you
order thousands of dollars worth of tuxedos. Is your refrigerator running?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh we did those two? Your cows in our garden.
We don't have a cow. We don't have a garden.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Stupid many people are going on. That was one of
the dumbest things I've just heard in my life.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We were in ninth grade. Cows in a garden.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We don't have a cow, but we don't have a garden.
It's like you got the best of them.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh, refrigerators running, you gotta go kitchen or something.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was stupid. It was was you know, we had
nothing to do. You know, we're bored. It was it
was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
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Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's this working is that pot? It up in there?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Bub listing? And so that's my fault?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh really, do you want to explain that?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
How is that your fault?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was showing him my shoes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Really they're really cute. Oh my god, yeah they're nice.
But you know it's not you know, show stoppers. Well
apparently they are. They absolutely yeah, really yeah, you got
it you and it's Cinderella in there, right.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He said, those are nice shoes, and I'm like, oh,
you like these?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Right? How about during commercial break we all, you know,
knock out our shoe wear. I'll come in and show
you mine during the break. No thanks, I mean my
sh shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh yeah, I'll look at that right.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
God almighty, what a disaster. The show's a disasters, horrible over.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I knew showing him my shoes, But.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
How often do you show him your shoes?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Never?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And how often does he has?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Never?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, they are new?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Where'd you get him? Well, Penny's Coles, Coles. This show
stopped for Coal's shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I look how cute they are?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I look, I'm right there I mean, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm fearful of complimenting you on anything.
I don't want to be so rude.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You are so rude. You are so rude.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I complimented you on Friday. On Thursday. For people have
missed this, I said, Bellio came in early for a meeting,
and I thought she dressed up and looked nice for
the meeting, and said, hey, thanks for dressing up for
the meeting, right, because I thought she had like church
pants on, like pants you would dress up to go
to church, you know, not formal, but not you know,
(10:02):
schlumping around working in the garage like tweeters. And so
I said, hey, nice pants, you know you're dressed up
for the meeting. And she troun She goes how rude?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And let me let me repeat how he said it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The octave yeah, blasted away.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Let me repeat how he said it. The inflection was
like this, oh, belly, O, hey, thanks for dressing up.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
For the meeting.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, not a compliment, but I meant it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I know you did, and it was an insult. That's
why I said, how.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right? You know I didn't think we have to
writ you know, we have written show rules the Krozier
actually came up with that are great. It keeps us
on time, on track and everything. And it's the dos
and don'ts of the show. You know, if somebody makes
a minor mistake on the show, you don't correct him
on the air. If it's a major mistake, you do.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
If somebody missed something and misspeaks about a stat that's
not majorly off and doesn't have major consequences, you know,
correct him off the air. That was a tip from
Krozer and I think it happens to work. Another one
is that everybody's on time, right, And I can get
the list, but it's not very long. I mean, it's
probably about twenty things in there. But now I have
to add we'll reserve shoe talk for commercial breaks. I
(11:23):
never thought I'd had to add that, but I guess
we do.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I never thought you would need to either. I sincerely apologize. No, no, no,
it's horrible timing on my part. All right, who know
you needed him in that moment?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right? And and by the way, I don't know. Look,
I like Stephush, right, He's really been a real positive
addition of the show. But I don't. I don't think
that he's the final judge and jury of what nice
shoes are, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
We don't know the extent of his taste.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He might really know women shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't know, if you're laying down odds.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, of all the guys here, we got Krozier, you, Juwan, Eric,
and Fush.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Who do you think knows women's shoes the best?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, that's a good tip. I mean, that's a good point, right,
that's great points.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's a great point. It's not me, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Not it's not Juwan's.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Definitely not Juwan.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, it's not Eric, it's not Krozier. It's got to
be Stepfush. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Honestly, they are new shoes, and he's the only person
that noticed. Okay, what did they set you back? Fifty
four dollars at Cole's. At Cole's, let me take.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
A look at you. They have diamonds on them. It's
a Coles. Wow. What were they I mean to say
they were eighty five, now they're fifty four.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, they were fifty four?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Did they look like fifty four dollars shoes?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No? But they look like fifty five dollars shoes. I
think you got to steal the taxes. It was, yeah, no, right,
But why do you buy new shoes? I mean you're
going on spree. You got the peloton, you got the
new shoes, cause just see that church pants.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, my church pants, my new shoes, just.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You know, knocking it out in there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Huh, give it a little bit bit back to myself.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Go through something. Huh. Yeah, what are you going through?
Where you got the you know you could slump around
with sneakers. You have to put the nice juice on around.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Think it was you insulting me the way I knew it,
if they knew it, if they knew it, I swear
to God, the moment, the moment.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That the show stopped, the moment that there was a
microphone that was off and this show stopped, I said, watch,
I said, somehow and I told Frazer off the show.
I said, somehow, this is going to be my fault,
and I said, Krozier. I swear to God, I would
have been a thousand dollars that somehow this was my fault,
and ultimately it was, because it always is my fault.
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That's not true. It's always my fault.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
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Speaker 1 (14:04):
Getty Museum in the one on the coast right right
the villa I think is what it's called or something.
And I was going out with I had a brand
new girlfriend, right, We've only been dating for like a
week or two.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Museums are always kind of like go to date place right, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And she said she got tickets because back then you
have to have tickets and a reservation, yes, to go
to the Getty So she said, he, I have tickets
and reservation to go Saturday to the Getty Museum. You
want to go? I said, uh, what time? How could
you put conditions? And this is like a new girlfriend.
I was like, really into it. Yeah, don't tell me
(14:44):
it's Jen. See how that progressed forward? Definitely was not Jen.
So she said, what do you mean. I said, well,
the Dodgers are playing in the World Series. Oh okay,
and it's tough for me to go to museum when
the Dodgers are in the World Series. And she said, well,
it took me a long time to get these. I said, oh,
(15:05):
I'll go. Okay, So we go to the museum, and
you know, we're taking a tour, right, so there's about
twenty of us in the tour. And I mean a tour.
There was a tour, yeah, right, she signed up for
the whole tour package. Right, So there's a tour. And
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and she had like another friend or two there, like
another couple that she knew, and they were talking, and
all of a sudden, I realized I could slide out here.
And you know, because you didn't have I didn't have
a transistor radio. So I so I walked to the
car and I turned the game on in the car.
Back to the car and to hear what the score was. Right.
(15:49):
So I'm sitting there and I'm and this Vince Gully
is not giving me the score, right, Vinc Goo the great
announcement in the world, because the score every eight seconds.
He's not giving me the score. He's not giving me
a score. And I hear the fans yelling in the
background and cheering, and you know Don Sutton's involved, and yeah,
it was a crazy, crazy time nineteen eighty one. So
it'd be like like the Bobby Welch, you know, Dodgers
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of that era, and I'm sitting there waiting for the
scarm sweating. Its like, I get back to the stupid
tour and I'm sitting in the driver's seat, waiting, waiting, waiting,
and all of a sudden, the passenger door opens up
and she gets in the car and she goes, let's go.
This is what it sounded like all the way home.
(16:45):
All the way home. You didn't ask to turn on
the radio or anything. No, I didn't think it was
my perfect time to turn the ring and heading back
to the car, it was all right, Hey, well, at
least you know you stood right then I was in
the I really blew that one. Is that the last
time you saw her? No? I think now we had
(17:09):
been like going out for like six months or so,
and then you know, then you know, they find out
what I'm all about. They're like past, all right, I've
done an assessment, I've had the proper time to calibrate.
But you know, it's really weird. I've had this happened
more than once, where I went out with a couple
of different girls, but this one in particular, she and
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I got to be very careful. How I's how I
talk about this because maybe maybe. But she had a
her father lived up in Santa Barbara, and we would
go up to her father's house in Santa Barbara and
for a barbecue everyone tomorrow, like twice a month, right.
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And her dad is like old school marine, real guy
with a garage that's filled with tools, you know, like
a real fing guy. Right. And so we went out
for like six months or eight months, and then you know,
it fizzled out. We broke up. And then I got
(18:12):
a call from her dad and and I answered the phone,
and I said, Hey, what's going on? And he says,
he goes, Hey, we're having i'm a barbecue. You want
to come up for the weekend, you know, and maybe
even stay over if you want, because that's what we
used to do, stay over overnight. And I said, I said, oh, buddy,
I go look, I love hanging out with here. I
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don't know if you know this, but me and your
daughter broke up. You know what he said? He goes, oh,
I know, I'm not inviting her. He didn't invite her.
That's awesome, isn't that crazy? Probably doesn't like museums either,
I guess not. But but we really like hit it
off and he's like a funny guy. You know, he's uh,
(18:56):
he was uh, you know, he worked with wood a lot.
He was a big sports fan. He used to just
get drunk and used to drive golf balls off the
back of his house into like a big ravine and
stuff like. It was just a really like a really
great guy. So you go, yeah it went, yeah, yeah,
the hell right? And she found out that I went
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and she didn't go woo. Really, man, not only did
it end, but God almighty, I mean, he never ever
saw the end of that. He still had around her.
I think he's I think she's still pissed. Like if
I would if I went out with a girl and
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my you know, maybe my dad or my mom, you know,
found a connection with her and my dad or my
mom was having a barbecue and they didn't invite me,
and they invited her, I would say, God bless them. Yeah, like, hey, look,
you know she wasn't for me, but maybe you saw
something I didn't see in her, and you know, good luck,
that's great.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Did that happen to you often where the parents liked
you more than she did one hundred percent of the time?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, I was always like that was me? Is that right, Yeah, yeah,
I did.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I did a thing once with an instructor who helped
you sort of figure out what he called were like
your essences that kind of helped you figure out how
you were, how you are perceived to other people and
kind of combine that with their first impression.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Of you, and you end up.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
With these seven sort of key words or phrases that
describe uniquely you. Really, so my seven were things like, uh,
self assured and dark corners was one. But the one
that I always thought was the funniest was their mothers
love me really Yeah, and that's absolutely the case.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All that's great.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, all the parents always loved me far often more
than the girls.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well it also might be because you and I are
or little our little old school. Yeah yeah, there's a
respect that yeah. Yeah. But I every time that I
went out with a with a girl, and trust me,
it's like it wasn't a harem trust me. But yeah, right,
every time you know, even a blind chick and get
to the colonel once in a while, And every time
I was going on with somebody, I always had a
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better relationship with their parents I did with her always. Yeah,
I mean I felt like much closer even to their
parents than that was to her, Like sometimes I stepped
not in his head? Are you a trifecta dude? Yeah? Sam?
Is that right? I was always a favorite?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Not crazy, Yeah, almost to almost to the fact where
you're embarrassed by it. You know. It's like, man, I
got invited to my girlfriend's house for a barbecue and
she wasn't invited. That's wild and awfully embarrassing too.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, we're going for a super.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, you were always like with all your boyfriends, you
were you hooked up with their parents in a different
way than you did with the boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Absolutely, even my ex husband's parents. Really this day, I'll
still like hang out with his mom.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is that right? That's wild? Does that bother him? Who cares?
Or is that why? Is that why you do it? No?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
No, No, I mean his parents were the coolest. I
couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I now I'm smelling the odor of that one, you know,
like I can't believe that came, but I'm as fantastic.
Do you know that in my mom's household, we were
not allowed to bring a girlfriend or my sister couldn't
bring a boyfriend home like she had a place in Canada,
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and I was dating this girl and she wanted to
My mom wanted her to come out to the house
to see the house and you know, hang out for
a while. And I said, hey, why doesn't she come
out and spend the weekend. And she says, she's not
spending the weekend unless you're married. My mom is very
strict like that. And I said, women, she's got to
drive from Toronto, which is four hours, spend the do
the barber here, and then drive back to Toronto. She says, yes,
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you're not having anybody stay under the same roof unless
you're married. I'm like, okay. So I was never able
to convince any of the girls I was going out
with to make that drive. They're like, if you have
not drive out to Toronto for four hours then driving
home for four hours. So up until I got married,
which was two thousand and five, I was one of
the last guys get married. Everybody around my mom's house,
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all the neighbors, the breast of the Hands, the curs, the Johnson's,
the Dalton's, all the families, they all thought I was gay,
even the Robertson's, everybody. Because I couldn't bring home a
girl and she couldn't spend the weekend and they'd never
drive for five hours and then drive home for five hours.
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So when I got married, I was like, Wow, I
thought you were I thought you were gay. Like, no,
it's my crazy mom.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I wrote an open letter today to a corporation. Yeah,
and I'm I'm gonna read it on the air. Dear
dear King Taco Ah today on my way back from
Orange County the Anaheim Convention Center. To be exact, I
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needed King Taco. Buzzed up the five Freeway connected to
the seven ten fairly successfully and got off the freeway
where the seven ten crosses the sixty Freeway, I believe
one of the original locations of King Taco. I couldn't
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find parking, so drove around the block and finally found
a space on the street, locked the car, walked back
to the restaurant, and I was floored when I saw
the line of people maybe sixty five deep. So I
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walked back to the car, depressed out of my mind.
By now it's four thirty and time is becoming an issue.
Gotta get back to work at least by five point thirty.
So I opened up my ways, typed in King Taco
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and they said there was another location that I was
familiar with, the one on Broadway. Got in the car,
drove to the one on Broadway, maybe a six minute drive,
maybe ten minute drive. Buzzed into the parking lot, found
a parking space right away. Unusual on a Friday afternoon
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at King Taka. I walked to the front door, realized
I left my wallet in the car and went back,
grabbed my wallet, opened the door, and again shocked by
the twenty five people in line in front of me,
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looked at this time on my phone and said, no way,
There's no way I have time to stand in this line.
King Taco, you are the in and out of Mexican food,
my favorite place for years, and the Salsa Verde is
second to none. However, you need more locations. You need
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a San Fernando Valley location like maybe Burbank, although maybe
it's like living near a casino. I don't know if
I could survive living a half mile away from a
King Taco. Great food, great service, more locations, possible drive
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through and delivery. Maybe right with all of my love
your biggest fan in the valley, Conway, I'm wait. I'll
wait for your response in the mail room. Tim Conway Jr.
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Care of KA five thirty four hundred West Olive, Sweet
five point fifty Burbank, California, nine one five o five.
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That's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wait, I need a siesta after that.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I couldn't ball.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Every time I go to these King Tacos, there's nine
hundred people in front of me. All right. They closed
the one out by me? No way? Yeah, it had
been there for a long time. T Is that right? Yeah? Man,
oh man. During COVID, just like a month or two ago,
I think, really, yeah, that's strange, man, that's really odd
because every time I go to one. There's one in
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downtown LA that's two blocks away from another King Taco,
and they're always jammed. There's always fifty people on line.
You ever go to their stuff? Is that King Taco? No.
I was just gonna say, it's funny that you referenced
in and out because I had that experience. I was like, oh,
Internet sounds good, and then you see the line You're like, Nope,
it's not worth it. It's just ridiculous. Yeah. I always
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jump in line. But I didn't have time today, No time, man,
But I can't believe there's not a single King Taco
location in the San Fernando Valley. I don't know if
King Taco has noticed, but there's two million people live
here in the San Fernando Valley. Now, I'm sure they're expanding,
you know, and they're expanding in a in a reasonable
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way that makes sense on a business level. But man,
oh man, I I dream about that food. It's weird.
I'm like obsessed by it. Really, yeah, I have dreams,
and you just do like straight like regular what tacos? Yeah,
like carneis sad in rice burrito and then carnirito, yeah,
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and then carnios. Sat at Tacos. Here's my order, three
tacos and two burritos with an extra large salsa verde,
twenty four dollars and fifty cents, and and I and man,
when I get there, there's nobody in line. It's it's
like a walk off Homer. God, when does that ever happen?
Like once? Yeah, maybe do you have you never experiment?
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You never know? No, no, no, no no, no. Croziers,
come on, come on knowing each other for a long
time missing out.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm a Taketos guy. You know what. I did notice
that they have chimmy chunga's and flouts. So last time
I went there, I got flout, which is like a taketo.
They're pretty good too, right, But you're not changing up
the meat. No, no, no, no, I know I'm not
with the you know, bat's tail and tongues and all
that stuff. Or Oxdale is oxtail. Oxtail now, I mean
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Neil Savager eats that crap that oxtail, but still good,
I know. But but the ox's tail has spent the
entire oxes life about a half inch from the ox's
a hole.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Thank you, Carla our newsletter.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Just text me, she says, wants to know if you
know there's a King Taco in Glendale. Sure, I know
exactly where on Broadway. Yeah, that's one I always go to. Yeah,
it's right, it's right near the in and out there
on Broadway. The one I used to have to go
to all the time was the one in Pasadena. That
was the closest one. Then they opened won in Glendale.
But when they opened in Glendale, I had to give
him a couple of months because they had a new
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grill and it wasn't seasoned yet, right, Yeah, they had
to work that in. But there's a beautiful one down
near Dodger Stadium that's one of the originals as well well.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
But man, been to the one in Pasadena and the
one that just closed and Ontario, I think it's Ontario.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Was supposed to Upland but uh and on Mountain there.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
And I would go to the one by me in Ontario,
like late on a Saturday night or something like that.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Best. Oh, that's some dangerous times. That is a dangerous time.
But they had the guard there.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I almost got the crap kicked out of me one time.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You know, I went to the one real quick. I know,
we got to take break. I went to one on
Pico and I was driving back from Orange cam with
my wife, my daughter and I went to the one
on Pico right near the one ten the ten Freeway
and h and now on the way home from King Taco,
Jason Slanko was talking on a fine go. Yeah, I
just went to the King Takoes. Which one you go to?
I said, the one on Pico he goes, dude's ten
o'clock and I, you went through with your wife and
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your daughter, Y, I said, yeah, he goes. You know
that last night a guy got murdered right at the payphone,
right near that King Taco My nice. Yeah. I even
if I knew that, I still would have buzzed. And
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It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart radio app. I guess
the most well behaved person on the floor, Uh here
on the fourth floor in our Burbank location of iHeartMedia
has got to be Sharon Bellio. Nobody. When you meet
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Sharon Bellio, you assume that she's never had any negative
contact with the cops. I don't even think you've ever
been pulled over? Have you ever been pulled over?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
When I was younger?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But when's the last time cop pulled you over? It's
been a long like decades. Yeah, okay, because you do it,
you don't do anything wrong. I try to rule.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I believe in playing by the rules.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's right now. But you do it inside and outside
of the workplace. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a rules follower, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And you've never done, you know, anything to well, let's
while you slip on a banana peel. Yeah. But but
you were arrested, Charlie. I wasn't arrested, No, but you
did something.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, they came to the house to well, tell.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Us the whole story, horn Orn, how did what happened
to you? Well, I'll put this disclaimer out. Kids don't
do this at.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Home because it can lead to bad things.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, okay. So it was a.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
School night, so a couple of my girlfriends came over.
I was in ninth grade and a couple of my
girlfriends came over to you know, we were working on
a homework project together. So we went down in the
basement and there's a phone down there, and there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Was a Yellow Pages and we were just horsing around.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And then one of our friends wasn't there with us
that night, so we decided to like start ordering stuff
to our house to her house. Yeah, like pizzas, and
we ordered like some.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tuxedos, and we ordered like a limo.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Wait a minute, where you grew up they had they
had home delivery of tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But we placed orders with all these like different businesses
like and we were just cracking. We thought it was
because they believed us, and so they would take the order,
and we were making the order just outrageous that we
wanted like lime green tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, we're talking, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
And I'm gonna need three lime green tuxedos, you know.
So they're taking all our information and we ordered the
pizzas and we ordered like some fish, and we ordered
all kinds of stuff. Well, because we didn't let our
friends' parents in on it, and they were getting all
these phone calls to verify the orders, they called the police.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And so.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Then when they went to the three of they, I
don't know how they figured out it was us, but
they went and my other friends denied it. But when
they found ice, I admitted it was me.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So the police showed up to the house and they
made me call all the businesses that I called and apologize.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Embarrassing it was, and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually the businesses were like, ah, they caught you finely.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I learned my lesson.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Where'd they catch you? Like crawling over the state line? No?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think, like, no, I think. My friend like, oh,
I know exactly what it was. She thought somebody else
did it and they weren't involved in it. And that's
when I admitted.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That you cop to it. Huh I cop to it. Wow?
What was the punishment?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got grounded? And uh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did they reduce your phone privileges? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you
know that was the thing. You had a lot of
kids on others, but when you were a kid, you
had phone privileges, yeah, and you could destroy them.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I destroyed my phone grounding.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Whoever hears of kids being grounded anymore?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Never.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I was grounded for like a whole month. I couldn't
go to any of the games at school. I really
go out after school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow, your mom and dad were strict.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They were strict.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know, it's harder on the parents to ground kids
than it is the kids.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I believe that to be true.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think it's true.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And it's hard for parents to stick to the grounding
because you know, you like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Please please, please, please please, and it's hard to say no.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It wasn't hard for my dad. No months at a
time in my room. Really Yeah, well that is just
for a C on my report card. Oh wow, man,
I we had a cake. If I got a C,
my dad be like, would you cheat.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Cheating?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Did the congratulations?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah? And congratulations was misspelled with a capital C. Yes,
that's right. Wow. You guys have seen my photos when
I was a child. That's wild, man. But yeah, we
used to do those phony phone calls. We never got
the cops called on us though.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well I always have to overdo stuff. Yes, I had
maybe called one or two. It wouldn't have been a
but we called like twenty different places, and I think
that their parents got bombarded with phone calls and they
weren't happy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We used to call. And I think that his restaurants
not there anymore. So I can tell this story on
the air. But there was Jerry's Deli and Encino and
Jerry's Deli in Studio City, and we were in the
Studio City one me and a buddy, and we found
out the manager of the Studio City I think his
name was Greg, And so we went to the payphone
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at the bowling Alley at the Studio City location and
we called the Encino Jerry's Deli and we said, hey,
it's that manager. Greg goes, Hey, Greg, how you doing?
Oh good? Okay, but man, we're running short on a
lot of stuff. And he goes, what do you need?
What do you need? I said, well, we need you know,
three big roast beefs. We need five cakes, We need
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twenty loads of bray, we need this, we need napkins,
we need to play about about a We had like
forty things. He goes, Buddy goes, I'll put in the van.
I'll be right over and we used to wait in
the Jerry's Delian studio City for him to bring all
this crap over and then just sit there and watch
him stuff. He was stupid, all right, but we had
nothing to do. I was a stupid thing. And then
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we called another There was a deli in Sino called
Froman's Deli, and so we called the owner of the
deli and said, hey, we're opening up a restaurant across
the street named Broman's Deli, and we wanted to sell
the same thing you're selling, but at a cheaper price. Mcdowells, yeah.
(06:25):
And you know what his response was, he goes, He goes,
it's very difficult run a business. I wish you the best.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Law great response.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, And I said, I said, hey, we're going to
run the same menu you're running. Can we look at it?
And he said, I'll have one of my guys drive
it over to you. Where are you? He said, you're
not going to be successful, and he sort of he
knew way a way to defuse it by just saying,
you know what, that's a great idea. I think you
guys are onto something. And that was a great way
(06:53):
to fuse it. But though you can't make phone calls
like that anymore because everybody now has caller ID and
they know where you're calling from or call block, and
those things I think are gone. I don't think you
can make a phony phone calls. Do you do that
crows when you were a kid? I tend to think
I did. It wasn't a thing of mine. I might
have done once. It was fun to do, you know,
just to call people and mess with them. But it
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does get out of control when you know, when you
order thousands of dollars worth of tuxedos. Is your refrigerator running?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh we did those two? Your cows in our garden.
We don't have a cow. We don't have a garden.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Stupid many people are going on. That was one of
the dumbest things I've just heard in my life.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We were in ninth grade. Cows in a garden.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We don't have a cow, but we don't have a garden.
It's like you got the best of them.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh, refrigerators running, you gotta go kitchen or something.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was stupid. It was was you know, we had
nothing to do. You know, we're bored. It was it
was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
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Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's this working is that pot? It up in there?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Bub listing? And so that's my fault?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh really, do you want to explain that?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
How is that your fault?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was showing him my shoes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Really they're really cute. Oh my god, yeah they're nice.
But you know it's not you know, show stoppers. Well
apparently they are. They absolutely yeah, really yeah, you got
it you and it's Cinderella in there, right.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He said, those are nice shoes, and I'm like, oh,
you like these?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Right? How about during commercial break we all, you know,
knock out our shoe wear. I'll come in and show
you mine during the break. No thanks, I mean my
sh shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh yeah, I'll look at that right.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
God almighty, what a disaster. The show's a disasters, horrible over.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I knew showing him my shoes, But.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
How often do you show him your shoes?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Never?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And how often does he has?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Never?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, they are new?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Where'd you get him? Well, Penny's Coles, Coles. This show
stopped for Coal's shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I look how cute they are?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I look, I'm right there I mean, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm fearful of complimenting you on anything.
I don't want to be so rude.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You are so rude. You are so rude.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I complimented you on Friday. On Thursday. For people have
missed this, I said, Bellio came in early for a meeting,
and I thought she dressed up and looked nice for
the meeting, and said, hey, thanks for dressing up for
the meeting, right, because I thought she had like church
pants on, like pants you would dress up to go
to church, you know, not formal, but not you know,
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schlumping around working in the garage like tweeters. And so
I said, hey, nice pants, you know you're dressed up
for the meeting. And she troun She goes how rude?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And let me let me repeat how he said it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The octave yeah, blasted away.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Let me repeat how he said it. The inflection was
like this, oh, belly, O, hey, thanks for dressing up.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
For the meeting.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, not a compliment, but I meant it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I know you did, and it was an insult. That's
why I said, how.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right? You know I didn't think we have to
writ you know, we have written show rules the Krozier
actually came up with that are great. It keeps us
on time, on track and everything. And it's the dos
and don'ts of the show. You know, if somebody makes
a minor mistake on the show, you don't correct him
on the air. If it's a major mistake, you do.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
If somebody missed something and misspeaks about a stat that's
not majorly off and doesn't have major consequences, you know,
correct him off the air. That was a tip from
Krozer and I think it happens to work. Another one
is that everybody's on time, right, And I can get
the list, but it's not very long. I mean, it's
probably about twenty things in there. But now I have
to add we'll reserve shoe talk for commercial breaks. I
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never thought I'd had to add that, but I guess
we do.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I never thought you would need to either. I sincerely apologize. No, no, no,
it's horrible timing on my part. All right, who know
you needed him in that moment?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right? And and by the way, I don't know. Look,
I like Stephush, right, He's really been a real positive
addition of the show. But I don't. I don't think
that he's the final judge and jury of what nice
shoes are, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
We don't know the extent of his taste.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He might really know women shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't know, if you're laying down odds.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, of all the guys here, we got Krozier, you, Juwan, Eric,
and Fush.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Who do you think knows women's shoes the best?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, that's a good tip. I mean, that's a good point, right,
that's great points.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's a great point. It's not me, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Not it's not Juwan's.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Definitely not Juwan.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, it's not Eric, it's not Krozier. It's got to
be Stepfush. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Honestly, they are new shoes, and he's the only person
that noticed. Okay, what did they set you back? Fifty
four dollars at Cole's. At Cole's, let me take.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
A look at you. They have diamonds on them. It's
a Coles. Wow. What were they I mean to say
they were eighty five, now they're fifty four.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, they were fifty four?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Did they look like fifty four dollars shoes?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No? But they look like fifty five dollars shoes. I
think you got to steal the taxes. It was, yeah, no, right,
But why do you buy new shoes? I mean you're
going on spree. You got the peloton, you got the
new shoes, cause just see that church pants.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, my church pants, my new shoes, just.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You know, knocking it out in there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Huh, give it a little bit bit back to myself.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Go through something. Huh. Yeah, what are you going through?
Where you got the you know you could slump around
with sneakers. You have to put the nice juice on around.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Think it was you insulting me the way I knew it,
if they knew it, if they knew it, I swear
to God, the moment, the moment.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That the show stopped, the moment that there was a
microphone that was off and this show stopped, I said, watch,
I said, somehow and I told Frazer off the show.
I said, somehow, this is going to be my fault,
and I said, Krozier. I swear to God, I would
have been a thousand dollars that somehow this was my fault,
and ultimately it was, because it always is my fault.
(13:55):
That's not true. It's always my fault.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
You're listening to Tim on Wade Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Getty Museum in the one on the coast right right
the villa I think is what it's called or something.
And I was going out with I had a brand
new girlfriend, right, We've only been dating for like a
week or two.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Museums are always kind of like go to date place right, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And she said she got tickets because back then you
have to have tickets and a reservation, yes, to go
to the Getty So she said, he, I have tickets
and reservation to go Saturday to the Getty Museum. You
want to go? I said, uh, what time? How could
you put conditions? And this is like a new girlfriend.
I was like, really into it. Yeah, don't tell me
(14:44):
it's Jen. See how that progressed forward? Definitely was not Jen.
So she said, what do you mean. I said, well,
the Dodgers are playing in the World Series. Oh okay,
and it's tough for me to go to museum when
the Dodgers are in the World Series. And she said, well,
it took me a long time to get these. I said, oh,
(15:05):
I'll go. Okay, So we go to the museum, and
you know, we're taking a tour, right, so there's about
twenty of us in the tour. And I mean a tour.
There was a tour, yeah, right, she signed up for
the whole tour package. Right, So there's a tour. And
(15:27):
and she had like another friend or two there, like
another couple that she knew, and they were talking, and
all of a sudden, I realized I could slide out here.
And you know, because you didn't have I didn't have
a transistor radio. So I so I walked to the
car and I turned the game on in the car.
Back to the car and to hear what the score was. Right.
(15:49):
So I'm sitting there and I'm and this Vince Gully
is not giving me the score, right, Vinc Goo the great
announcement in the world, because the score every eight seconds.
He's not giving me the score. He's not giving me
a score. And I hear the fans yelling in the
background and cheering, and you know Don Sutton's involved, and yeah,
it was a crazy, crazy time nineteen eighty one. So
it'd be like like the Bobby Welch, you know, Dodgers
(16:13):
of that era, and I'm sitting there waiting for the
scarm sweating. Its like, I get back to the stupid
tour and I'm sitting in the driver's seat, waiting, waiting, waiting,
and all of a sudden, the passenger door opens up
and she gets in the car and she goes, let's go.
This is what it sounded like all the way home.
(16:45):
All the way home. You didn't ask to turn on
the radio or anything. No, I didn't think it was
my perfect time to turn the ring and heading back
to the car, it was all right, Hey, well, at
least you know you stood right then I was in
the I really blew that one. Is that the last
time you saw her? No? I think now we had
(17:09):
been like going out for like six months or so,
and then you know, then you know, they find out
what I'm all about. They're like past, all right, I've
done an assessment, I've had the proper time to calibrate.
But you know, it's really weird. I've had this happened
more than once, where I went out with a couple
of different girls, but this one in particular, she and
(17:30):
I got to be very careful. How I's how I
talk about this because maybe maybe. But she had a
her father lived up in Santa Barbara, and we would
go up to her father's house in Santa Barbara and
for a barbecue everyone tomorrow, like twice a month, right.
(17:52):
And her dad is like old school marine, real guy
with a garage that's filled with tools, you know, like
a real fing guy. Right. And so we went out
for like six months or eight months, and then you know,
it fizzled out. We broke up. And then I got
(18:12):
a call from her dad and and I answered the phone,
and I said, Hey, what's going on? And he says,
he goes, Hey, we're having i'm a barbecue. You want
to come up for the weekend, you know, and maybe
even stay over if you want, because that's what we
used to do, stay over overnight. And I said, I said, oh, buddy,
I go look, I love hanging out with here. I
(18:34):
don't know if you know this, but me and your
daughter broke up. You know what he said? He goes, oh,
I know, I'm not inviting her. He didn't invite her.
That's awesome, isn't that crazy? Probably doesn't like museums either,
I guess not. But but we really like hit it
off and he's like a funny guy. You know, he's uh,
(18:56):
he was uh, you know, he worked with wood a lot.
He was a big sports fan. He used to just
get drunk and used to drive golf balls off the
back of his house into like a big ravine and
stuff like. It was just a really like a really
great guy. So you go, yeah it went, yeah, yeah,
the hell right? And she found out that I went
(19:17):
and she didn't go woo. Really, man, not only did
it end, but God almighty, I mean, he never ever
saw the end of that. He still had around her.
I think he's I think she's still pissed. Like if
I would if I went out with a girl and
(19:38):
my you know, maybe my dad or my mom, you know,
found a connection with her and my dad or my
mom was having a barbecue and they didn't invite me,
and they invited her, I would say, God bless them. Yeah, like, hey, look,
you know she wasn't for me, but maybe you saw
something I didn't see in her, and you know, good luck,
that's great.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Did that happen to you often where the parents liked
you more than she did one hundred percent of the time?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, I was always like that was me? Is that right, Yeah, yeah,
I did.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I did a thing once with an instructor who helped
you sort of figure out what he called were like
your essences that kind of helped you figure out how
you were, how you are perceived to other people and
kind of combine that with their first impression.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Of you, and you end up.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
With these seven sort of key words or phrases that
describe uniquely you. Really, so my seven were things like, uh,
self assured and dark corners was one. But the one
that I always thought was the funniest was their mothers
love me really Yeah, and that's absolutely the case.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All that's great.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, all the parents always loved me far often more
than the girls.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well it also might be because you and I are
or little our little old school. Yeah yeah, there's a
respect that yeah. Yeah. But I every time that I
went out with a with a girl, and trust me,
it's like it wasn't a harem trust me. But yeah, right,
every time you know, even a blind chick and get
to the colonel once in a while, And every time
I was going on with somebody, I always had a
(21:04):
better relationship with their parents I did with her always. Yeah,
I mean I felt like much closer even to their
parents than that was to her, Like sometimes I stepped
not in his head? Are you a trifecta dude? Yeah? Sam?
Is that right? I was always a favorite?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Not crazy, Yeah, almost to almost to the fact where
you're embarrassed by it. You know. It's like, man, I
got invited to my girlfriend's house for a barbecue and
she wasn't invited. That's wild and awfully embarrassing too.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, we're going for a super.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, you were always like with all your boyfriends, you
were you hooked up with their parents in a different
way than you did with the boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Absolutely, even my ex husband's parents. Really this day, I'll
still like hang out with his mom.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is that right? That's wild? Does that bother him? Who cares?
Or is that why? Is that why you do it? No?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
No, No, I mean his parents were the coolest. I
couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I now I'm smelling the odor of that one, you know,
like I can't believe that came, but I'm as fantastic.
Do you know that in my mom's household, we were
not allowed to bring a girlfriend or my sister couldn't
bring a boyfriend home like she had a place in Canada,
(22:29):
and I was dating this girl and she wanted to
My mom wanted her to come out to the house
to see the house and you know, hang out for
a while. And I said, hey, why doesn't she come
out and spend the weekend. And she says, she's not
spending the weekend unless you're married. My mom is very
strict like that. And I said, women, she's got to
drive from Toronto, which is four hours, spend the do
the barber here, and then drive back to Toronto. She says, yes,
(22:51):
you're not having anybody stay under the same roof unless
you're married. I'm like, okay. So I was never able
to convince any of the girls I was going out
with to make that drive. They're like, if you have
not drive out to Toronto for four hours then driving
home for four hours. So up until I got married,
which was two thousand and five, I was one of
the last guys get married. Everybody around my mom's house,
(23:12):
all the neighbors, the breast of the Hands, the curs, the Johnson's,
the Dalton's, all the families, they all thought I was gay,
even the Robertson's, everybody. Because I couldn't bring home a
girl and she couldn't spend the weekend and they'd never
drive for five hours and then drive home for five hours.
(23:34):
So when I got married, I was like, Wow, I
thought you were I thought you were gay. Like, no,
it's my crazy mom.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I wrote an open letter today to a corporation. Yeah,
and I'm I'm gonna read it on the air. Dear
dear King Taco Ah today on my way back from
Orange County the Anaheim Convention Center. To be exact, I
(24:14):
needed King Taco. Buzzed up the five Freeway connected to
the seven ten fairly successfully and got off the freeway
where the seven ten crosses the sixty Freeway, I believe
one of the original locations of King Taco. I couldn't
(24:37):
find parking, so drove around the block and finally found
a space on the street, locked the car, walked back
to the restaurant, and I was floored when I saw
the line of people maybe sixty five deep. So I
(25:03):
walked back to the car, depressed out of my mind.
By now it's four thirty and time is becoming an issue.
Gotta get back to work at least by five point thirty.
So I opened up my ways, typed in King Taco
(25:24):
and they said there was another location that I was
familiar with, the one on Broadway. Got in the car,
drove to the one on Broadway, maybe a six minute drive,
maybe ten minute drive. Buzzed into the parking lot, found
a parking space right away. Unusual on a Friday afternoon
(25:47):
at King Taka. I walked to the front door, realized
I left my wallet in the car and went back,
grabbed my wallet, opened the door, and again shocked by
the twenty five people in line in front of me,
(26:10):
looked at this time on my phone and said, no way,
There's no way I have time to stand in this line.
King Taco, you are the in and out of Mexican food,
my favorite place for years, and the Salsa Verde is
second to none. However, you need more locations. You need
(26:38):
a San Fernando Valley location like maybe Burbank, although maybe
it's like living near a casino. I don't know if
I could survive living a half mile away from a
King Taco. Great food, great service, more locations, possible drive
(27:02):
through and delivery. Maybe right with all of my love
your biggest fan in the valley, Conway, I'm wait. I'll
wait for your response in the mail room. Tim Conway Jr.
(27:25):
Care of KA five thirty four hundred West Olive, Sweet
five point fifty Burbank, California, nine one five o five.
(27:53):
That's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wait, I need a siesta after that.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I couldn't ball.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Every time I go to these King Tacos, there's nine
hundred people in front of me. All right. They closed
the one out by me? No way? Yeah, it had
been there for a long time. T Is that right? Yeah? Man,
oh man. During COVID, just like a month or two ago,
I think, really, yeah, that's strange, man, that's really odd
because every time I go to one. There's one in
(28:21):
downtown LA that's two blocks away from another King Taco,
and they're always jammed. There's always fifty people on line.
You ever go to their stuff? Is that King Taco? No.
I was just gonna say, it's funny that you referenced
in and out because I had that experience. I was like, oh,
Internet sounds good, and then you see the line You're like, Nope,
it's not worth it. It's just ridiculous. Yeah. I always
(28:42):
jump in line. But I didn't have time today, No time, man,
But I can't believe there's not a single King Taco
location in the San Fernando Valley. I don't know if
King Taco has noticed, but there's two million people live
here in the San Fernando Valley. Now, I'm sure they're expanding,
you know, and they're expanding in a in a reasonable
(29:03):
way that makes sense on a business level. But man,
oh man, I I dream about that food. It's weird.
I'm like obsessed by it. Really, yeah, I have dreams,
and you just do like straight like regular what tacos? Yeah,
like carneis sad in rice burrito and then carnirito, yeah,
(29:24):
and then carnios. Sat at Tacos. Here's my order, three
tacos and two burritos with an extra large salsa verde,
twenty four dollars and fifty cents, and and I and man,
when I get there, there's nobody in line. It's it's
like a walk off Homer. God, when does that ever happen?
Like once? Yeah, maybe do you have you never experiment?
(29:46):
You never know? No, no, no, no no, no. Croziers,
come on, come on knowing each other for a long
time missing out.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm a Taketos guy. You know what. I did notice
that they have chimmy chunga's and flouts. So last time
I went there, I got flout, which is like a taketo.
They're pretty good too, right, But you're not changing up
the meat. No, no, no, no, I know I'm not
with the you know, bat's tail and tongues and all
that stuff. Or Oxdale is oxtail. Oxtail now, I mean
(30:15):
Neil Savager eats that crap that oxtail, but still good,
I know. But but the ox's tail has spent the
entire oxes life about a half inch from the ox's
a hole.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Thank you, Carla our newsletter.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Just text me, she says, wants to know if you
know there's a King Taco in Glendale. Sure, I know
exactly where on Broadway. Yeah, that's one I always go to. Yeah,
it's right, it's right near the in and out there
on Broadway. The one I used to have to go
to all the time was the one in Pasadena. That
was the closest one. Then they opened won in Glendale.
But when they opened in Glendale, I had to give
him a couple of months because they had a new
(30:52):
grill and it wasn't seasoned yet, right, Yeah, they had
to work that in. But there's a beautiful one down
near Dodger Stadium that's one of the originals as well well.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
But man, been to the one in Pasadena and the
one that just closed and Ontario, I think it's Ontario.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Was supposed to Upland but uh and on Mountain there.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
And I would go to the one by me in Ontario,
like late on a Saturday night or something like that.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Best. Oh, that's some dangerous times. That is a dangerous time.
But they had the guard there.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I almost got the crap kicked out of me one time.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You know, I went to the one real quick. I know,
we got to take break. I went to one on
Pico and I was driving back from Orange cam with
my wife, my daughter and I went to the one
on Pico right near the one ten the ten Freeway
and h and now on the way home from King Taco,
Jason Slanko was talking on a fine go. Yeah, I
just went to the King Takoes. Which one you go to?
I said, the one on Pico he goes, dude's ten
o'clock and I, you went through with your wife and
(31:47):
your daughter, Y, I said, yeah, he goes. You know
that last night a guy got murdered right at the payphone,
right near that King Taco My nice. Yeah. I even
if I knew that, I still would have buzzed. And
we're live on k if I AM six forty Conway,
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