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December 30, 2024 35 mins
Is the Conway Show LIVE or is it another Best of? / Jimmy Carter passed away/Tim’s Trip to Oregon. // Tim Conway goes to the phone lines and talks about Holiday traditions and favorite Holiday songs // Tim Informed the pilots on his flight about the rocket launch, and they listened. // Woodland Hills Motel shootout with naked man. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kf I am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It is the Conway Show. Dig John, you got Conway?
We're lying?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
How do we know?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't know. Yeah, I guess we could look it
up something online.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, how do we know? This isn't a best of?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Maybe it is. Who cares? How do you look that up?
I don't know what you what you do? Okay, let's
go to the La Times website, because I couldn't guess
what the what the La Times website was if it
was a best of?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right, that's true.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
So La Times their top story is Liam Payne's manager
and two hotel workers charge in one directions Singer's debt.
So that's gonna be a big story developing. Jimmy Carter
passed away yesterday. That's a big story. And I guess
what more do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah, unless we edited.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That in, unless we guessed that Jimmy Carter was going
to die. I mean, that's rude, that's horrible. It is.
But you know, I was watching football last night. Crows.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You're a big fan of football and now, Abell, you
sort of have to because your husband saw it radically and.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Almost you know, come on, he is a coach.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah all right, okay, but Crozier, did you watch the
football game last night?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
The Washington Atlanta game? No? Okay, I was not going
to watch the Washington game, BILLYO. Did you watch it?
I watched some of it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I they they missed out an opportunity, and I kept
yelling at the TV set and I couldn't believe the
opportunity they missed on.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
NBC what NBC?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Doesn't NBC do Sunday Night Football?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, Sunday Night Football is on nb C, NBC home
of MSNBC. They liked those Democrats, and they were very
sad that Jimmy Carter passed away.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And I was too.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Very first president I voted for was for Jimmy Carter.
And then some of you know, some idiot text me,
you were only thirteen when he became president. I said, yeah,
I know, I know, I was actually fourteen. You're right,
but when he ran for reelection, I was eighteen and
I voted for him, so fu and I think that's

(02:27):
the last president I voted for. So Jimmy Carter, who
was one hundred years old, he passes away, and guess
who's playing the football game Atlanta his home state of Georgia.
Atlanta is playing Washington d C. On the day he died.

(02:50):
He's only lived two places in his entire life, Georgia
and Washington, d C.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And they didn't point that out.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh yeah, you think they would.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They missed something else. They missed something else.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
The two guys that were that they were targeting, there
were two rookie defense defense. I think they're I don't
know if there's safeties Krozer, what is it the guy
not linebacker, the guys with kep the receivers.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Are they safeties? Defensive back? Defensive back? Okay dbs.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
The two guys that were targeting were two rookies that
were playing because the veterans were hurt. On Washington, it
was number twenty four. On Atlanta, it was also number
twenty four that they kept throwing at these guys because
there were rookies. What year did Jimmy Carter die? Twenty

(03:45):
twenty four? What year was he born? Nineteen twenty four?
They missed that opportunity. Wow, there's more. There's more. Last
night on NBC Washington Commanders formerly no as the Redskins
the Atlanta Falcons fortally known as the Braves.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
At the end of that game last night, at the
end of the game in regulation, the score was twenty
four to twenty four. Oh really, twenty four to twenty four.
Jimmy Carter was born in nineteen twenty four. He died
in twenty twenty four. The score of that game at

(04:30):
the end Atlanta versus Washington, Georgia versus Washington, DC. The
score at the end of that game was a tie,
twenty four to twenty four.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Wow, what are the odds of that?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
See but your mind, because you have that beautiful mind
with numbers, you pick up on that stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Not everybody does.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's a layup. Isn't that a layup? Twenty four to
twenty four? Didn't they look at those numbers and goin it?
Twenty four and twenty four? God, I know what happened
four and twenty four. And then the final play of
the game. The guy on Washington who catches the ball,
I call him a receiver, some dupe, or maybe it

(05:13):
was a linebacker.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Tailback, but I think it was a receiver.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
He catches the ball to beat Atlanta and send Atlanta
back to Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And what was his number? Eighty six? They eighty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, they kicked him out of Washington fifty years ago.
But the tie score at the end of that game.
Jimmy Carter died on the day that Atlanta was playing Washington, DC.
The score at the end of that game was twenty
four to twenty four. The guy was born in nineteen
twenty four. He died in twenty to twenty four on

(05:53):
that day on yesterday, and NBC didn't mention it. They
didn't at all. Who goofed? Who goofed? I've gotta know
who goofed? There's an old Jim Healy drop who goof
I've got stand who goofed? All right, I've been going

(06:14):
for a couple of weeks and I'm back, and I
don't know why we decided to come back. Nobody else
is back. Bill Handle's not back, garyon Shannon. Were Gary
Shannon here today?

Speaker 9 (06:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I bet they weren't. And John cole Belt's not here. No,
but Moe's.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Coming in right now? Is coming in.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
Mo or?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
No mo.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sorry, I'll check one. Has you ever heard that before
Mo Mo.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
No Mo mo.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, all right, So Moe is coming in tonight and
he'll be here at seven o'clock, right, seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
But I was up in I was up in Oregon,
and I'm a big fan of talk radio, so listen
to local talk radio up in Oregon for two weeks
and and I picked up on something I think that's
pretty good. I don't know, maybe it's not, maybe it's hackish,
but I thought it was pretty good. So the holidays
are over, you're back. You know your Christmas is over,

(07:13):
I should say, And you know you take down to
Christmas decorations, and you know some of the Christmas traditions
you like, some you didn't. But call us up here
and tell us your least favorite Christmas tradition something you
don't like anymore. One eight hundred five two oh one
five three four your least favorite Christmas tradition. Phone us

(07:34):
up here will put you on kfive, the Big Talker here.
One eight hundred five two oh one five three four uh.
If if you don't have one, your your favorite Christmas song,
call us up here at your favorite Christmas song one
eight hundred five to two oh one five, three four

(07:54):
one eight hundred five to oh one five three four
call us up with you either your least favorite Christmas
tradition or your favorite Christmas song.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know what, it is hackish and you should drop it.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I like it because everybody that phoned in when I
was listening to those guys in Oregon, they all said, oh,
you're really original, You're great.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
That's original. They thought that was original.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They said that, and so I said, Oh, I could
do that. I'd love to give.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Your listeners are way more advanced.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I don't think a market. I think they would love it.
I think they'd love it.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
They would calls with your least favorite tradition one four,
or calls with your favorite Christmas song or something funny
that happened to you over the holidays.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Maybe something funny happened to you. Really, that's another one.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Something funny happened to you. And so but bell Yoh look,
I think we got to keep it simple like that.
Everybody that called up that radio station, and they got
a lot of callers.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Everybody that called up said, oh, I love you guys.
You're just like you're the most original guys on the air.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Compliment is basically what you're doing.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
But I'm going to use them in this hackish radio.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
I think you better than that. I don't think we
got a lot of news to get.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I think those guys were great. I think they were.
And then they agree with them and they disagree with.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Them, and they laugh, and it sounds. It sounds seriously. Hi, Steph.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Let's open the phones, and I want to see if
if we get the same reaction. All right or BELLI,
Oh right, let's do it. Yeah, somebody opened. I bet
you will get calls on this your favorite Christmas song,
your least favorite Christmas tradition, or something funny happened to you.
And these guys got a whole bank of calls. Everybody

(09:47):
loved these guys up there in Oregon. So knew me,
knew me, knew me. We're doing We're doing that. We're
doing that every day, every day, every day, every hour.
We're gonna have a topic and we're taking phone calls
and I'm phoning it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
In pros cons. Let's go to the phone.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's right, Yeah, you know you pull lebron Jo Lebron
James h turns forward today. First guy to play in
his teens, twenties, thirties and forties.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
What do you think about that? Call us one.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Eight hundred five to one five three four one eight
hundred and five to two oh one five three four.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
We're doing it every day. Every day.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You're gonna have one topic an hour and we're taking
phone call and people are gonna love it. They're gonna
phone love with it. They're gonna phone love with this
all over again. We're doing it all right, We're doing it. Yeah,
we're live, we're local. You got Conway.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay, that's the other thing they do.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You got Cony.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
The guy says his name like that, Hey you got Conway.
We're doing that too. Is that it doesn't matter?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It doesn't you know, it doesn't matter. Man, You're great.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
BELLYO.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Over the holidays.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Your favorite tradition, your least favorite tradition or Christmas song
you don't like any more? One eight hundred and five
to oh one KFI. It's gonna be a whole new meet.
I listened to talk radio up in Portland, and these
guys were on fire. Everybody that called up they said,
they love the guys. They're great. We're moving in that direction.

(11:31):
We're moving in that direction. I talked to what Neil,
You're on the big talker here in Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Neil, how you bubb.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Any buddy?

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Pre seeing the gang are here. I'm overlooking Shaubus Ravine.
Oh what are the americansition windows? And uh? I'm also
known as the FOURK Reporter and hey shoes for a
lot of people that listen to me on Sunday mornings. Okay,
and I got you know, I gotta say, do you

(12:01):
know that water boils at two hundred and twelve degrees?
Isn't that Greathoun, I'm always throwing out sacks.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I heard that. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
That that people don't care about. Well, you know, I
got a bone to pick with people who fry their
turkey their buddy.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh the deep friars, Yeah, yeah, the deep friars. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Tracy and I we can't stand that. That's definitely a
pet peeve of mine. Yeah, I can never find out
at the Savedra household, that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
By the way Savadra household. Most beautiful windows in the
world American vision window.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
That's right right over this review. He's a Dodger stadium
for buddy.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Alright, Merry christ Is, Happy New Year.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Vern.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You're on KFI. Welcome to KFI?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Bub Hey ding dog?

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Tim?

Speaker 11 (12:45):
How long?

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I have a favorite song for you.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh yeah, I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Okay, the Saw from the Grinch.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure, yeah, I love the Grinch.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah we can pull that up there and bang that
out for you, man, the Grinch that stole Christmas? I
believe so yeah one, mister grinch cher lady, you really are.

Speaker 9 (13:13):
Yours cuddley as a cactus, your as charming as an
e his degree.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't get tired of that song.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Banana with a greasy black beer.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh what a song? That is great?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah all right, Matt's on KFI. You're welcome to KFI.
How you bump?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
All right? How are you all right?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Man? Doing great? I'm the big talker here in La KFI?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Loving you man. I got a favorite song for you.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, go.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Heavy Christmas by the Swedish band two twenty Volt.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't know how that goes? What is that?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's a were They were a heavy metal band from
the eighties and they put out a Christmas song that
gets played every year in the Matt's household.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It sounds like a great tradition. Steven Whittier, you're on
k Fhi.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Hey, Jim, Hey, now this is this is your favorite
retired prior to Captain.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh that's great, Steve Kraiger, how you, Bob?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
My favorite Christmas song is actually Honka song, Honica Song
by Adam Sandler.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, yes, Adam Sandler, what a great song. That's fantastic. Jacob,
you're on kaphone, Jim.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Tim Conway, Giant stud. I wanted to let you know that, Uh,
my favorite Christmas song and what really really really puts
me in the mood is Silver Bells by Dean Martin.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Silver Bells Dean Martin so much.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Where did all the fun?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
You were so right about that, Tim?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Why did you hang up on every Come on?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Really? Yeah, it's over. Christmas is over. We're talking about
Christmas music. Let's move on.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
We had a lot of news to get to thanks
to all you wonderful callers.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
All right, all right, belly, oh the Grinch, missus Grinch. Okay,
something we're gonna get to news, but I'm going to
tell you something. This has never happened in my life.
But I flew home from Portland, Oregon on Saturday night,
and I was responsible for the plane making a left

(15:31):
hand turn for about I don't know, five or six
seven miles and then making another right hand turn and
going right back on course. I got up out of
my seat and I went to the back of the plane.
Because on the last Airlines you can look at the
flight log, you can look at the flight path and
see that this actually happened. I want you to guess

(15:54):
and tell me why you think I did this or
what happened on the plane.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
He tried to open the emergency to that's not true.
I got out of my seat.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was in seventeen d as in David, seventeen d
as in David, and I got I went back four
rows to the flight attendant and I said, hey, can
you please call up to the cockpit the pilot.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
This is Emmys, Emmis. I did this, and she I
gave her some information.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
She called the cockpit and she said, I'll talk to
the pilot, and five minutes later the pilot came on
the PA. I've got to record it on my phone
and said, we're going to make a bank to the
left and then and then we're going to rejoin the

(16:42):
course back to Burbank. Here's the question, what did I
say to the flight attendant that made that not made
the pilots, but the pilots turned that plane to the
left and then turned it back on course. What did
I say to the pilot? I said to the flight

(17:02):
attendant that the pilot changed course on the flight.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Interesting. Interesting, and we can back them.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
To tell you I was responsible for that plane turning
left off course and then turning right back on course.
Because what I said to the flight attendant, How crazy
is that? How crazy is that? And I have the
audio to prove it.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
What is it today?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The thirtieth, Yes, thirtieth, and New Year's Eve tomorrow night.
We're working tomorrow and we're working New Year's Day, so
we're gonna be here all week.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, Yeah, that's great. Did that happen? I don't know.
I don't know how that happened. How did that happen?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
It was odd, but we agreed to it, and we said,
all right, well, I guess we'll do that with the
hell well, we took a couple weeks off. It's it's
hard to take time off, you know. It just it's
not it's not really difficult.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
No, all right.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
So I'm flying home on Saturday from Portland and I
said something to the flight attendant went to the back.
I said, hey, I gave her information, and the pilot
five minutes later made a left hand turn, left bank,
flew for a little while, then made a right bank
and went back on course.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Bellia, why do you think? What do you think? I
said to the flight attendant.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You said, is there any way we can see the
Grand Canyon?

Speaker 11 (18:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay, well it was a night flight, so that's old crows.
You got a shot at any any idea?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I kind of took my I got you. You've forgot
you left your stove on.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Light.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's northern Light's a good one. That's a good one.
That's really good. But no, that's not it, steph Us.
Any any guesses? Uh, I gotta get back to Santa Anita.
Oh that's it, buddy, you are the best.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So when I left Portland, I calculated the night before
the night before I left Portland, I calculated that if
we left Portland at four twenty five on time, that
we would be at an hour and a half into
the into a two hour flight. It's a two hour

(19:23):
flight from Portland to Burbank. An hour and a half
into the two hour flight, that would have us almost
exactly twenty miles away from Vandenberg Air Force Base. When
they shot a rocket.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Off, I should have known. You watched that all the time.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
It's a SpaceX rocket, And so I said to the
flight tenant, I said, hey, can you tell the pilot
that it might be interesting for the people on the
starboard side of the plane that be able to we'll
be able to see this if they launched this rocket
at five point fifty eight and I'm watching the countdown

(19:59):
online and it's, you know, five fifty six, five point
fifty seven, all of a sudden's five fifty eight thirty
seconds and it blasts off and the pilot can see it,
but it's in front of the plane by thirty forty miles.
So he came on the speaker the you know, the
the overhead loud speaker, the PA system, and said, hey,

(20:22):
we we have a rocket blasting off, but you guys
can't see it because it's right in front of us.
So we're going to make a left bank so you
can see it. And I have the audio to prove that.
Here it is.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'm going to play it for you here on my phone.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Looks up on the deck.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Players are rock aloch.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Take a place right now, sit it more or less.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
I don't take anybody well, card yellows see it. It's
to you park ahead of us, but to just take
off your left n care lets you see it real quick.
So you guys, I'm on the right outside of their.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Ground cool and so literally like thirty seconds later, I
could it. It says orange glow and then the wing
gets in the way. Unfortunate. I'm sitting right on the wing,
but I could see it outside the window. I've never
seen that before in my life, and maybe nobody else has.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Someone on the plane said a rocket launched from the air.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Do you know if anyone else saw it?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yes, because I saw everybody on the plane look out
the window, and then even people on the other side,
on the port side of the plane stand up and
do that that rubber neck thing, you know that like
you're looking over somebody's fence. Yeah, you know, looking over
somebody's fence to talk to them in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Hey, what's going on with you? What's going on with you?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I saw them do that, so yeah, people did. And
I saw it. I saw the orange blow. Here's the
audience there, it is there, it is there, it is
it's below us.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Wow, how cool is that?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's a fan rocket coming out of vand and you
could I could see it. I could see the orange
glow and and you know, it's blasting off. So the
pilot turned the plane and I freaked out because what
happens if he turns the plane and there's another plane

(22:19):
there and caboo, big sky out there. Guess who's going
to get the blame for that?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Headline? Seventeen D Thanks Conway, Jay, seventeen D.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Don't they have to clear that first?

Speaker 11 (22:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I was thinking about that. I don't think they do.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I think they have carte blanche to you know, to
to you know, to veer off course if they if
they want to show the passengers something interesting.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
I did not know they took requests because I will
now have a few.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
By the way, my wife and my daughter, who are
also also on the same plane. Blank gets over their
heads for the rest of the trip, he mumbling, I
can't believe this is going on. I can I just
I heard my wife go, I can't believe this is happening.

(23:15):
That this idiot doesn't have enough to do. He's got
to go back and bother a flight attendant to tell
the pilot that he knows a rockets blasting off that's
at five point fifty eight, and some of the passengers
on the plane would like to see it. And I
got to be honest with you, I thought maybe one

(23:35):
or two people on that plane would look at it.
Everybody looked well, and obviously everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Looked thought it was interesting enough to do it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm sure you know.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
He could have said, we're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Right He could have said, look, we don't take requests,
right right, yeah, we we don't take you know, from
you people sitting in the back. We're flying this thing,
not you. What's the next request? I oh, somebody lost
their iPhone in one of the seats.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
We need to bank to try to you know, crash.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Or going over my house. If you just go a
little bit to.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
The right, right, or we've never done a full barrel.
Some of the passengers have never done a full rolling barrel.
Back here, you guys up for that. No, And I
was completely sober. Not one drink, not a drink, not one.
Can you imagine if I was bombed yelling everybody.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Hey, that was me.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I did that.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Seventeen d let's hear itame. But that was a cool deal.
And you can you could as it's true. I've got
the audio proof. Plus you can look up the flight
pattern at the four thirty flight. Four thirty flight leaving
Portland at four twenty five on Saturday, arriving at six

(24:55):
thirty at Burbank Airport. And I haven't looked at it yet,
but I'm I bet they'll be an hour and a
half of that flight. There'll be a left hand turn,
then right hand turn. I think there's me two banks
on that and I'm going to look at it during
the break.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I wondered if they verified your information, you could you
know what some drunk guy.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
That today, I think the rocket's going on.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, but he didn't. He said I'll look for it
and he turned the plane after he saw it.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh okay, yeah, And by the way, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Don't you want people in the back to give the
pilot's request to keep that flight more interesting?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
No, not really. I usually hear a drunk person on
a plane.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Gond and there's a rocket going off, usually followed by
like in. I think I did that as well. That
was my first rocket conversation. But that was kind of
a cool deal that may never happen again in my life.
And I'm glad I was there, and I'm glad I participated.
And I was just nervous that once the plane turn left,

(25:59):
that we hopefully didn't hit a bird or a plane
or something.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
God almighty, you.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Know, I got nervous when the plane started moving to
the left. I'm I go, oh, here we go, and
blankets over that. To my wife, she's like.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
God almighty, I can't believe it.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
This guy.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I married this guy twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
If I knew he'd have done this twenty years after
we got married, I'd never done it with them, never,
because a fool seventeen D is a fool.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
What's going on with that guy? Seventeen D.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on Demayo from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I just went to flightstats dot com, flight stats dot
com and Krozier that left hand turned that the pilot
made to show everybody that that rocket coming out of Vandenburgh,
that's in the flight pattern that's sold.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's that crazy loop or whatever it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
It goes to the he turns to the right and
then back to the left and then and then continues
on the path at right out side of Fresno, which
is I don't know how far Fresno is from Vandenburgh.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
That's where Kiki is from.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh, Kiki, Kiki, how far is Fresno from Vandenburgh.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
You know, like maybe two hundred miles Vandenburg?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Do you know where you know where Vandenburg is?

Speaker 9 (27:20):
Like Santa Barbara, Yeah, right, yeah, that's Santa Barbara is
about two hundred miles.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
As the crow flies or driving driving driving, okay, well
that's a I would say closer to forty fifty miles.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Kiki is newly married. She just got married last year.
Her first Christmas with her husband is his name.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Brian, Yeah, Brian. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And let me guess Christmas gifts ahoy? Oh yeah, tons
of them, a lot. Yeah, for the holidays and not
individual gifts, No, a couple gifts.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, is that right?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
A lot of that crap. Huh yeah, yeah too much.
I got very sour about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Nothing for you, nothing for him, just crap for the house. Yeah, yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I've been there before, you know, because nobody's excited about
the joint gift. No, you know, like he's okay about it,
You're okay about it, but you're not like, yeah, look
at that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, like, where should we put this?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Do you get anything i'd personalized with your name on
it and your date you got married and all that crap.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
We got a blanket with our dog's face on it.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh, get out of here.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
What year? Nineteen seventy eight? What heard that come in?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have no idea. Is it this year?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I think?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
So?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
What's your dog's name?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Alaska?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh my god? And you can't take that back.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, you got to, you know, you got to find
somebody who has a dog named Alaska to sell it.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Here's a picture of a dog's face.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh my god, I'll buy it from you. What the hell?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, I was back in LA for about ten minutes,
and I crazy. Is already happening again in LA Woodland
Hills Motel shootout naked guy. I got away from it
in Oregon for about ten days. I get back. Bang
hits you in the face. LA hits you in the face.
That should be the new slogan around here. Welcome to LA.

(29:17):
It hits you in the face. Pretty good.

Speaker 11 (29:19):
It happened outside the hotel you see behind me here
on this portion of Ventura Boulevard. The boulevard was shut
down for well over ten hours as police, as you mentioned,
had to deal with the naked gunman.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, naked gunman? Was that a movie? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
The naked gunman in a Woodland Hills motel and that
was a wrap. He made it through Christmas. I didn't die.
It didn't quite make it to New Year's pressure.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Mel white Balls, completely new, throwing items through the broken
glass windows.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Shod man.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
That's like the last call out of your life, Cristure.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Mel white balls, completely new, male, white, bald, completely nude.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Was this the highlight audio?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Seventeen d whale, male white, bald, completely nude, giving us
instructions on a rocket launch over Vandenberg requests.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh that's why Bourbane cops at the airport when I
got there here.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
How about that, though, that's the last call out on
your life, you know, male, bald white, the last.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Nude. That's a wrap on.

Speaker 9 (30:28):
You, white balls, completely new throwing items through the broken
glass window.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Additional take my well, you know, whatever the guy was
on was some pretty good stuff. You know, you got
to give him that, because you know, you've been high
before or drunk and you felt like, you know, doing
some wild crap and you didn't, you know, because your
your s you know, your whatever your drug was, wasn't
good enough.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
This guy got some good stuff. This guy nude, bald.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
White throwing crap sounds like a party inside that head,
sounds like a party.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
But he went too far. He went too far.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
He got shotguns involved, and the cops showed up, and
the vibes have went south.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
When the ulficer's right to the CND encountered the suspect,
who was armed with what they believed to be a
weapon or a rifle.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Venture of the art, God Almighty, This is a This
is a good part of the San Fernando Valley.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Willland Hills like the home a lot of celebrities up there.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
The Kardashians are up there in Woodland Hills or Calabasas area.
You know, this is not the you know, the dumpy
part of a of a crappy city. This is where
wealthy people live. You bring that mall, that Topanga Plaza
up and up in Hills.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
They have stores in there that they're selling million dollars jewels.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
They have a whole section of that mall that's for upend,
upscale people. It's gated off in that mall. You can't
get in there without it without a gold cars. It's beautiful,
it's very expensive. There's a holes. There's a whole wing
of that tobang A Plaza mall now where the main
company used to be, and Nordstrums or nord Strom adjacent

(32:18):
that all has what are the big stores Bellio the
ones that you can't afford but you wish you could.
What are some of those like BBD or like Volagio
or Blaylaz Yeah, yeah, right, because we don't buy it, right, Yeah,
but all those stores are Yes, they're all up there,

(32:38):
all up there. You Lenciaga, YETI is that another one
with the coolers?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
YETI? Coolers cooler ha hair maize.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yes, hair maids bb GB's or he b GB's yeah,
he gbs or lice isn't there?

Speaker 11 (32:58):
I guess that's the trauma began on Fold just after
ten last nine at the vantage point in on Interurro
Boulevard nearer to Penga Canyon.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Boulevard, Okay to Panga Canyon and Ventura. That's where Monty
Steakhouse is great steakhouse, but this guy was running a
different program.

Speaker 11 (33:14):
The gunman, according to LAPD, was armed with the weapon
and fired at officers.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh Bobo got almighty. I've been trying to tell people
for thirty years not to do that. Thirty years on
the radio. Totally ignored me, thirty years. Don't shoot at
the cops. Don't shoot at the cops, thirty years.

Speaker 11 (33:32):
In the exchange of gunfire between the gunmen and officers,
a suspect ran back towards the hotel.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Fire de part paramas were at scene to determine that
the suspect was suffering from gunshot wounds and was to
cease here I see.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
This portion of Interior Boulevard and Woodland Hills was closed
for hours as detectives continued to put together what.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Happened ten hours closed that bank near Banga Inventor at
ten hours.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
No officers were injured.

Speaker 11 (33:58):
Lapd tells US it's the suspect apparently was banging on
doors and busting out windows at the hotel before police arrived.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh man, I don't know, doesn't sound like a like
a good guest.

Speaker 11 (34:11):
Across the street from the hotel is a very busy
shopping center.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's right, that's right where the wealthy people go.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
So scary, it's literally, I mean we've been all scared.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
We didn't even really know what happened. But to know that,
it's even more astonishing.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
They should throw those big fat Montese potatoes. Montese has
baked potatoes that are like the size of your head.
And instead of flash bangs, they toll these big Montese
but hotter and hell Montes's potatoes that they rap the foil.
Yeah that's right, that's right. Yeah they're beautiful. Oh man,
they're like ten pounds each.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Firing at police.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I mean, it's not going to be a good outcome.
So I mean, if somebody has.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
A gun, I would say do the same as far
as police officer, defend yourself.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
So yeah, Lapd telling us that they are still sorting
out what led up to the naked gunment ending up
in the middle of intural boulevard.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Naked gun. Isn't that a movie? Naked gun, the naked gun? Yeah,
what led up? Different movie than this different plot? I
didn't see it.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
To the naked gunman ending up in the middle of
intural boulevard and decided to take shots at officers.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's a good idea. All right.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, it's probably wasn't his only bad idea in life,
but we uh.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
It was one of his last recording Live in Woodland Hills.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
I'm Sid Garcia.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
All right, Sid Garcia. I met Sid Garcia about ten
years ago. Nice guy, really cool dude. Listen to a
KFI all the time? All right, Well, this first hour
we're live here on KFI AM six forty Conway show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always
hear us live on KFI AM six forty four to
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