December 30, 2024 • 33 mins
Tim’s and Cro’s Traffic jam stories due to the floats for the Rose Parade’s and Final touches on floats. // Pasadena’s 2025 Rose Parade and its closures // Linda Lavin, Alice star and Tony Award-winning actress, dies at 87/ Tim and Tamales // Alice Sitcom theme song starring Linda Lavin played by the Conway Crew/ Dual LA police chases 2 arrested after leading authorities on pursuits in stolen cars/ New year, new laws. CA Gov Newsom passed hundreds of laws, many of which will go into effect by 2025. These laws concern overdraft fees, subscriptions, and even medical debt.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is
the Conway Show. Hey, what a pleasant surprise, right that
were on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We're live.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All the other shows have taken off, and we said, no, no, no,
this is an important week. We've got a lot of
people coming into town for the Rose Bowl, the Rose Parade. Krozer,
do you go to the Rose Parade? Are you and
Jen slide down there?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And I had not done it in years. I took
last time I went.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I took Sydney for like sort of a special thing
and for her when she was really young, probably six
or seven, when she was six or seven, did a
bunch of broadcasts with it with Phil Henry. We did
all the show from there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh that's a cool idea. Yeah, yeah, that was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
We ticked off all the other media people that were
on in the bleachers where we were.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, they take that crap so personally, they take it.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So seriously up there, it's like, relax, there's horse crap
on the street.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was at Del Taco last year at when the
cops came by, I'm like, oh, all right, they finally
got me here and they shut down the street. I thought, Okay,
there's a shooting and something's going on. No, they had
the burbank float and they shut the streets down. They
moved that float like they'll move it tonight, and I
was at Del Taco and they moved it two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
When I was trying to leave here, I got stuck
right at the six oh five two ten and they
kicked you off and I had to go up a
little bit north of the two ten and take a
little sort of like a where foothill kind of goes
around where it's big fields there where the six oh
five is coming into uh whatever that is not industry
but Erwindale. And right as soon as I got to
(01:38):
the little entrance to hit that street, police taped it off.
So I had to go five ten miles out and
go through that whole area. It's where I was south
of the two ten and all in Irwindale in that area,
and then all of us had to pull over to
the side because they were bringing all these floats up
the street. Oh, I say, yeah, right, seven thirty at
(02:01):
night during the week a week before at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I said, what are you doing. You know what every
float looks like? Now, thanks, that's where they keep them
all out near the speedway, them all up there. Yeah,
So let me ask you something. How long am I
going to live?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was at Del Taco in the drive through when
they took that float from Burbank to Pasadena last year
on what December twenty eight, twenty ninth? Went then, and
then on January third, second or third when that float
came back to Burbank.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was in the drive through at Del Taco twice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm about to drive through at Del Taco when that
float went to the parade and when it came back.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, but you're kind of there almost every day anyways.
I is it that much of a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I looked at this thing today that said the nine
things you should do to prevent a heart attack after
sixty I do all nine of them. So I enjoy
it now, Gang, it's coming to an end, all right,
Let's get some more news into us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We got a lot of news.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We got a lot of people coming out here from
for the Rose Bowl and the Rose Parade. So I'm
not going to do a deep dive here, a deep lecture,
but I'm going to do a mild one.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Let's say a light one. Let me do a light
one here, Please behave.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We've got guests, We've got people coming in from out
of town. And my mom used to tell me when
we went on vacation. She used to say this right
before we went on vacation. Every time we went on vacation,
she would say, when we go to see the world,
the world sees us.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So please behave.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So when if you're living in Pasadena or downtown LA,
maybe you're in the valley, maybe you work at around
Burbank Airport, lax Long Beach, Orange County, there's gonna be
a lot of people, over one hundred thousand people will
be coming to southern California for the Rose Parade, the
(04:08):
Rose Bowl Game. It's gonna beautiful, the weather's gonna beautiful,
and we've got to hold it together while they're here. Okay,
no nude running with a shotgun at a hotel or
motel in Woodland Hills or Pasadena. Let's pause, all right,
(04:30):
if you can't handle the amount of drugs you're doing
where you're nude, you're bald, you're white, and you got
a shotgun, please put the pipe down. Or the bong
or the syringe, whatever you got going, please put aside
until the third or fourth then knock yourself out. Well,
the party will crank up again. But we've got guests,
(04:52):
we've got visitors. People are visiting and they're paying good
money to come out here and see Los Ange. You'll listen,
see southern California. And they're coming from really horrible parts
of the world and the country where it's snowing, it's raining,
there's tornadoes, there's floods, and they need a break from
(05:14):
that crap, and they're coming here to get that break.
Please don't rob them. Please don't rob these people. Let
them go back and tell everybody how great Southern California is.
Your property value go up. We'll get set for the Olympics.
There'll be a trial run for the Olympics. But please stop,
don't rob these people. These are innocent, young, you know,
(05:38):
very immature people. These are not hardened a holes like
we are in Southern California. We are all hardened a holes,
all of us.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They're young, they're green, and they want to come out
and spend their money and enjoy themselves and not.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Get their watch ripped.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Off, or the jewelry ripped off, or get banged over
the head with a tire iron. Let's just let them
enjoy themselves. Please, for God's sakes, please behave. Okay, that's
a wrap. I'm glad you got it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
High above the Visit Mississippi float, retired high school music
teacher Paul Simms close a mix of cornmeal and cinnamon
onto Elvis Presley's head while others like these two thirteen
year olds do their magic gluing leaves on the float
that also has jazz. Great bb King, you'll want to
claim more heads up this effort of promoting their great state.
(06:36):
It's the first time they're in the parade, all.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Right, and they're coming out for this, you know, with
the corn meal on Elvis's beard, or I don't know
what the hell that was, or gluing leaves to I
don't know, bebe King's hat, whatever that is. They're coming
to see it, and we got to all behave.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
We have a.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Vibrant culture in Mississippi, from food to people, and we
just want to celebrate that.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, all right, she's cone from Mississippi. Leave her alone,
don't knock her out, don't take her wallet, don't sexual
abuse her, don't physically abuse her, don't steal her atm
card and wander off the target and charge all kind
of crap.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Leave her alone, please, just for a week.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Stop and then once it's over, you know, the hell
can continue.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
That's Abassadena City College Band, one of over twenty that
will be in the parade, proudly showing off their talents
and uniform.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh I love the marching bands, man, They're great. Those
kids have a lot of pep in their step.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
At Banfest at Pasadena City College and for the first time,
Jackson State from Mississippi came off their buses talking about
how proud they are to be here. It's their first
time being here too.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
To hear that Mississippi State, it's their first time being
here too. It's their first time.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
A lot of those kids, this is gonna be their
first time and their last time they ever come to
Southern California because Mississippi and I've got a lot of
dough and a lot of broke people in Mississippi unfortunately,
So they're coming here to see Southern California for the
first time and a lot of them for their last time.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So don't knock them off.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Over the head and steal their I don't know their
their French horn or their drums or whatever. The I
don't know their bats in that or whatever they play flutes.
Don't steal their crap.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
When you go out into the field education, you want
to provide opportunities students that you didn't have, and now
I doptunity.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'll have an opportunity to do that. Now, how is
this going to be for you? You've never been here before.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Never, This's gonna be a completely different experience. I've never
even had this muscle of a big parade before. Over
a million people watching this, It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm excited.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I just know everybody is here.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be over a million people watching this
parade on TV. Another what fifty million, one hundred million
or fifty million?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Man, I'm maybe none of that. But this kid listened,
how excited he is.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Never it's going to be a completely different spinse.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, don't let it be a radical experience for this lad.
Let this guy go home and tell everybody how great
Southern California is. Don't hit him over the head and
take his wallet or his watch or his shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Or whatever he's got rolling on.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Never it's going to be a completely differentespanse.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's gonna be a great experience. Don't attack this guy,
got almighty, keep preaching to everybody. Leave these kids alone
while they're here for a week. You know, relax it
smokes cigarettes for a week, and then you know, once
they leave, you know we can get it back into
our mad max world and you know, kick the crap
out of each other.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We are live here on Monday, December thirtieth. Tomorrow's New
Year's Eve will be here live. We'll be here live
on New Year's Day, so get used to it. We
have no vacations planned this year, none so far. All Right,
I'm wrapping up on this. People are coming to Southern
California for the Rose Parade, and I'm asking everybody please,
(10:09):
let's behave Let's not knock the hell out of these
people and have them go back and tell everybody what
an ass whole Southern California is. Let's be on our
best behavior just for a week, actually not even a week,
just till Thursday or Friday, when they clear out. I'm
very happy to be in this This is a woman
who's never been to southern California. Listen to the pep
in her step and how excited she is to be here.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm very happy to be in this band program, have
this opportunity, especially because this is my first time really
being on the West coast of the United.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
States, first time ever on the West coast the United States.
Don't punch her in the face and take her instrument, especially.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Cause this is my first time really being on the
West coast of the United States.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I've always been on the East and on the South.
We're welcome, good to have you here. Yeah, look at
that welcome, Good to have you here. Yeah. Okay, she's
very excited. Don't knock her out.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
So all the bands are excited to be here. And
back at the flower cutting and leaf bluing where they're
making the floats. Can I do one? Yeah, it's like matching.
You know, when I see this float on New Year's Day,
I'm going to know that I put one of those
leaves on there, one of those on there. I'm going
to feel pretty good about this.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Is that how wise the bill ione? Yes, does he retire?
He I think this week is it really? Yeah, we're
gonna have mon Oh that's great. I love that guy.
How eyes are with Fox leven News, I would do, it's.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Going to make watching this parade so much better.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It certainly is. Well.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
The next thing for those floats, it's December thirty, first
esterday that they're Judge and of course.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They go, all right, let's take let's bet on this.
How Eieser said this, You know, when I see.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
This float on New Year's Day, I'm going to know
that I put one of those leaves on there, one
of those on there. I'm going to feel pretty good
about this.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I would do.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's going to make watching this parade so much better.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It certainly is well, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
The next thing for those floats, it is December thirty,
first esterday that they're Judge, and of course they roll
out into the prey h formation for New Year's Day,
and we'll be carrying that here on Fox eleven in Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm Hal Eisner, Fox eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
News eleven News, Belly O or Stephanie. Let me ask you,
you're a local, right local yokel. You're born and raised
here in southern California. You've been to the rose Prid once?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Went? How long ago? You go to your dad? I
was like eight with my mom? Oh your mom? Okay, yeah,
you got to see it. Yeah, Crozier has been with
his daughter.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's cool. I've never been. I've never even really, I've
never even thought of going.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Why is that?
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I know?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It seems like a lot to a lot of traffic
to fight, a lot of early you know, morning breath
on a lot of chaps, but a big it's a
big morning thing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'm not a morning game, belly. Have you ever been
to the rose Prit when I first moved out here?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I think that's what happens when people first move
out here. They excited they're here and they go to
that parade.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It was exciting. Where'd you got? Do you remember you
were sitting on Colorado? Do you have a good scene?
I was on Colorado? No, it wasn't a great Did
you sleep out the night before? I did not? And
that's what it wasn't a great sun, A lot of traffic,
a lot a lot. It was worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I know I'd like to see it. Bye, I don't know.
I just don't. I don't think I'll get out there.
I mean, I watch it on TV and I think
it's kind of cool, but just not that guy. I
don't know, maybe I'll turn into that guy anyway. Preparations
are underway for the football game that comes on right
after the parade, which is always called the Rose Bowl.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Now you can expect more traffic this week as fans
and visitors from all over head to Pasadena for the
Rose Bowl Game and the Rose Parade On New Year's Day.
Thousands of volunteers working countless hours to build impressive floats
for the one hundred and thirty sixth annual Rose Parade.
Artistic Entertainment Services delivering sixteen floats this year, each adorned
with special floral arrangements.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay, so it's one hundred and thirty sixth annual Rose Parade.
One hundred and thirty six annual. That's a great tradition.
Let's keep it nice. Let's pick up tracks too, right,
Let's let's make the people coming in and I can't
stress this enough. Let's make the people coming in feel
like we want them here, we'd like to have them here.
(14:09):
Can we do that for a couple of days.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
It's an event that draws visitors from around the country.
But it's all hands on deck now, yep, because decorators
look to put all the flowers in place by.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
The end of the day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Got to put the roses on it dance pedal to
the metal time, if it could be an all night And.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
How often he uses that term while decorating the floats.
It dance pedal to the metal time.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, Gary, thank you. That's that's Gary, our big float designer.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It dance pedal to the metal time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, I heard you say that nine times. It's only
seven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So please it dands pedal to the metal time? Please please,
if it could be an all nighter tonight. But you
know we're going to get the job done. Are you
a lady Prayer? Illinois? Bucket list? And we watched the
Prey last year on TV and it's like, let's do it.
She looked it up when we did it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, leave these lighties alone. They sound like they're
in their sixties or seventies. Don't knock them out. Don't
knock them out. Please, don't knock them out. Let them
have the parade and the day and you know their
their their cane or their walker or their chair, their
you know, their special shoes, whatever they got rolling at
(15:19):
that age.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Don't knock these people out.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
The Rose Parade kicks off at eight am on New
Year's Day, going through a five and a half mile
course along Colorado Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Imbasady, Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Is that long? Five and a half miles? That is
a long way to go for a marching band. You're
gonna ask those kids to play in march for five
and a half miles? Where does it end? And Palm Springs?
Where does it go? Why is it five and a
half miles? Why do they have to start at eight am?
Why couldn't they start at noon when people are up,
(15:50):
you know, because it's the it's New Year's Eve the
night before, Like you.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Said, if you're going, you need to be there by.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Like six, Yeah, you got to you gotta be sitting
down by six.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But you didn't get home until two. Yes, that's the
other thing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
So you have four hours of sleep then you you know,
that's why you sit there and you look at it,
you go.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, I can't stand this headache. Oh got a mighty guy.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Getting out of there is worse than getting Oh it
is yeah, Oh I bet yeah, they start shutting down
the streets because you know, obviously with the parade, you
can't across Colorado went a lot of places, so they
just start shutting whole sections an hour before. You can't
get your car close to where you may have purchased
seats for.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh is that right? Yeah? Oh what a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh yeah, it's it's ridiculous. And Pasaden is already tough
to drive through, and especially with those neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh yeah, No, Pasaden is a very odd look. It's
a great city and I'd love to live there, but
it's very difficult to get around because there are so
many people there, because it's so beautiful, it's you know,
it's hard to get around. But it's going to be
even more difficult on New Year's But I don't understand
why they start that parade so early. New Year's Eve
is literally eight hours before the start of that parade.
(16:56):
There's New Year's Eve Bang, midnight, ball drops gone, and
then eight hours later that parade starts. Why don't they
start at noon, where people can you know, wake up,
have a coffee and get there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't understand that eight am so all the East Coast.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
They rule everything they do, right, They started at three
o'clock their time, and then they'd be all your team.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, they ruin it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They ruin everything they do the East Coast because most
of the people in this country live on the East Coast,
because that's where we all, you know, first landed, and
we all you know, that's where we all live. And
the and these smart ones left and went to southern
California and listened to KFI.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Conway Show. Make a correction. So Chris Merrill is in
from O Kelly tonight and tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh okay, all right, So we weren't the only ones
on the air. Was Amy Kingyan she was I think
she was so Amy King she was came in and
Bill Handle was not here, Gary Shan, we're not. John
Colette was not. We are and Mo is not. So
(18:07):
we we rule, we rule the roots, that's right. But
you know what even Steph Fush was like when he
saw us today. He's like, you guys are here and
he worked with us, right.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It legit blew my mind. I didn't know everyone was
gonna be here. That's right. We are here, everybody, we
are here. So uh, that's great. That's that's great.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We got a lot of other news to get to.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Linda Lavin, one of my favorite actresses, has passed away,
and Belly, you did a really nice tribute to her
on was it x Yes on Twitter? Yes, that was
very nice you to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
She's she's not the one that said kiss my grit
so that was the other on holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, you know we had Polly. Is Polly still with us?
She still alive and that she thinks, so well, let
me check.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
But we had her on on Kyla Sex and I said, hey,
one more for the row, can you give us a
kiss my grits? And she said no, She goes, she said,
I haven't. I haven't done that since I left the show.
That said, oh, really you should do that. You know
people like that. You know, you go see the Eagles
(19:18):
and they're going to play Hotel California.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's that you got to play the hits. My apologies.
She is still alive, Yeah, oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Wow, But she says she's not said that kiss my
grits once since she left the show.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
So that means, but I think she should do it.
Kiss my grit.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Do you think when you retire and you run into
people and they're like, come on, give us a DG.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Talk Conway, come even before they ask launch into it.
I was at the racetrack last night, I said, sant Anita,
betting low sile off track. I know Winter City over
there in the dungeon with like you know, forty two
homeless guys. And a guy him up to me, Pablo,
and he said hey. He says, I listened to you
(20:04):
all the time on KFI and you had a thick acci.
I said, where are you from? He said Poland I said,
all that's cool, and then he came back ten minutes later.
He says, I've made you two. I'm I had extra
had Tomali's. I'm giving you two Tomali's. And I'm like, ah,
I don't know, I don't know I have I'm just
you know, I'm just betting here. I'm not a I've
(20:24):
already eaten you.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You keep them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He says, no, no, no, no, no, I listened the all
the time. I want to give you two Tomali's. I said, ah, right,
give me a like this little plastic bag with two
uh like, lukewarm Tomali's. And I was going to give
him to somebody that I didn't want him to see
me do that. So I took him and I put
him in the car. I didn't want to throw him away,
(20:48):
you know. And I put him in the car and
I give him in the car and all of a sudden,
I can smell them. I'm like, oh, they smell good.
So I'm eating one, and it's great. This is a
knockout Tomali And I'm not a big tomaly guy at all,
but this was unbelievable. And my wife calls, so she
(21:10):
I pick up the phone. I'm on speakerphone with her,
and she she's down in Orange County with my daughter
with a Christmas thing with her family. And I couldn't
go because I had to work to and and I said, oh,
I've got back to the track. And she knows, what
would you stop? You stopping a King Taco?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Are you eating?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I said no, I said, a guy at the track
gave me two Tomali's. And she said, the guy who
works at the Tamali stand or the guy who works
at the food stand. I said, Now they're all clothes
it's just a guy who's gambling. And he gave me.
(21:48):
He gave me two Tomali's and she said, and you're
eating them?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah? Yeah? Have you ever met this guy before?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Us?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Now I'm just I'm just eating the Tomaly's. And you
can hear her in the background. Just go Jesus Christ.
I said, look, I was hungry. The guy gave me Tomaly's.
What can I do? And they were great? So, Pablo,
(22:21):
if you're listening, I love you. Tomali's great, Tomaly's, Bob.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Linda Lavin has passed away from Alice. She was Alice
in the show Alice was That was the original title
as Alice doesn't live here anymore?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Is that the whole movie?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The movie? Yeah, yeah, and that's what it's based on.
Right man. That was a hot show in the seventies.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Hollywood remembering a beloved TV and stage actress, Linda Lavin.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I know, why don't we do it here?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
A representative says Lavin died unexpectedly due to complications from
recently discovered lung cancer. She was best known for her
role in the nineteen seventy six Calm Alice and for
her Tony winning performance in the nineteen eighty six play
Broadway Bound. She appeared in many shows and plays over
the years. She's been working as recently as this month,
(23:11):
promoting a new series and filming another one. Lavin is
survived by her husband of nineteen years.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
She was eighty seven. Wow, what a great career. Sounds
like the Three Stooges. I know, why don't we do
it here? What a great show? Do you enjoy that show? Bellio?
I bet you did.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I bet you all shampooed and you got your nightgown
on as a teen or a preteen and watching that?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Alice, Yeah, the same way. We should sing the theme song.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Only one actor from the movie made it to the
TV show.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
By the way, Oh is that right? Who is that?
Vic Taybac?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Vic Tabac was in the movie? Ye oh, Vic Tabac's right.
I bet Vick's not with us anymore. I don't think so.
I think you passed away.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I love Vic Tayback was a great dude. All right, Belly,
want you want to sing this song? Alice?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, all right, let me let me crank up the
the audio vault and we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We'll about that out. But you're a big fan of that, right, Yes,
you love Alice, Yeah, I love Alice. All right, all right,
well let the Alice. We'll come back with it. Okay,
so people enjoy that.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Give me a break, Give me a break, first day back,
first day back, Hold on, all right, here we go, ready,
bellym yep, let's knock this out, baby, here we go,
the theme song from Alice.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Early to Rots in Between, Cooked clean away out of
my head through live undersign. It's Stice. I'm gonna get off,
getting out from the under and room for me as
(25:10):
a new girl in town. She's loved in.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
There's a fresh cracker face.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Namelime, new style. She was just plastic girl. But if
things were, she's gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Stay what That was great, man, I like that.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I love that Alice.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That minds me of my childhood right there, Alice, that
was great?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
All right? Moving on.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Because we live in Los Angeles, we get see pursuits
all the time. We saw to today both trucks that
think stolen from the same part of Nevada or northern California,
or a baker's field or somewhere on two chaps that
didn't work a lot, and I decided to be easier
to steal a car than well to get a job
(26:16):
and pay for one. And the cops were on this
guy's heels. And both those lads are right now in
jail doing some speed wrapping, and they're gonna be charged
with a lot of crimes because now they follow you
and they look at video and every intersection you went through,
every pedestrian you put in their life in jeopardy, you're
(26:37):
gonna be charged for that. So different New Year's Eve
for those two lads than they had expected. They expected
that they'd have two beautiful trucks, maybe get some gals,
I don't know, some beer, maybe not in that order.
I don't know, some beer and some gals and drive
around these trucks and enjoy New Year's Eve. Well, now
(26:59):
they're they got a blowny sandwich and they're with the
nine hundred other guys, cool in their heels. But it
was today, right before one o'clock. I watched it on
Channel five, and it was a pretty radical pursuit because
it interrupted program on Channel two four. Channel five runs
news at one anyway, but Channel seven had it on
(27:19):
nine eleven. Everybody had everybody had it on were while
watching the chase.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
What the CHP hoped would be a quiet end to
twenty twenty four was anything but today on Southern California Freeway.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
And guess what, the people here from out of town.
You could have killed them, and they see how radical
we are out here. We're radical. We're radical here in
southern California. We put up with a lot of crap and
the rest of the country doesn't.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
As Depi's chase, not one but two different trucks stolen
from Carson City, Nevada.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, Carson City, Nevada. Two trucks stolen, and they
got them both back.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Both vehicles were being tracked by the Carson City dealership
in Pingden, Kerrent County one spotted both suspects took off,
with the driver of the first GMC truck speeding southbound
on the five through Santa Clarita, the San Fernando Valley
and then downtown in La Several times the suspect darned
around other motorists at a high rate of speed. He
(28:13):
eventually foot bailed near Jefferson Boulevard, and.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, he got a flat tire rear left was flat
and he ran away from the cops. And the cop
that was chased in the HP that was chasing and
was a younger guy and fast as hell, and that
guy was on him like about thirty yards and pointed
a gun at him. And the heavier set guy who
stole the car gave.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
Up Exposition Park and was taken into custody. But one
of the other suspect driving a similar truck well after
leading officers southbound on the Hollywood Freeway in Sun Valley.
That chase ended quickly on surface streets as deputies stopped
the other GMC truck at a laundromat near lankershimmicking into custody.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Fellas Fellas, Fellas fellas. You know, you steal stuff Nevada,
go to Utah or Oregon or New Mexico, Arizona. You
come out here and these highway patrol guys they're on you.
So this is not a friendly state for stolen cars.
They got on you pretty quick out here. All right, California.
(29:16):
We have new laws. They're go into effect the day
after tomorrow. We got to know what they are so
we don't break them.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
We're telling you about some of the new laws going
into effect in twenty twenty five. There are several new
laws that will affect your bottom line, from overdraft fees
to subscriptions, even medical debt. Here are more laws to
look out for in the new year.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You know, the big one is going to be and
we're all going to get a ticket for it. You
can't park within twenty feet of a crosswalk so people
can see the people crossing the street. But it's not crozey.
It's not necessarily locked off with any paint or anything.
You have to decide. You have to decide where twenty
feet is. Yep, man, oh man, I ticket's going to
come out after that one.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau estimates twenty three million households
pay overdraft fees each year.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
That's main well not anymore. But I I lived off
those overdraft.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Fees by overdraw by twenty five. I don't just have
to get the twenty five back to even. I have
to pay twenty five to get it to even, and
then an extra thirty five.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh is that I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I didn't know they doubled a charge and they give
you a thirty five daning on that.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I didn't know that Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
See if you paid some twenty five bucks that didn't
happen see twenty five fifty, it cost you eighty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
As you can see, that can really put somebody even
further in the hole than they already are.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Now, the state is trying to help you with two
new laws. First, state chartered banks and credit unions won't
be able to find customers who go to a draw,
And if you're a credit union member, there's now a
limit on how much they can charge for overdraft fees.
These two new laws are aimed at protecting people with
lower income it has.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Been affecting people in a negative way for a very
long time, and for the purposes of penalizing folks that
don't necessarily have the cash flow to pay for these
penalties as well.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Both take effect on January first. Also, starting on the first,
medical debt will not be included on your credit report.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Ooh, how about that a break for people are banged
up don't have the money to pay the hospital.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
The law does not forgive your debt, it just keeps
it off your credit reports. Medical debt can hurst as
credit scores and harm their chances of negotiating a loan
or mortgage on favorable terms. But the law has a loophole.
It will not apply to debt charge to so called
medical credit cards. Click to cancel. This new law is
supposed to make it easier for you to cancel your subscription.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh, there's a good one. Click to cancel.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Click to cancel. This new law is supposed to make
it easier for you to cancel your subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, we'll see if that happens. Right.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
It requires companies to revise their automatic renewals to let
you cancel using the same method you used to sign
up for the service.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh that's good, Okay, I like to cancel some stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
A recent survey from c net fines consumers are spending
an average of ninety one dollars a month on subscriptions.
It's over one thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Many of these providers are slowly notching up the price
of their subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's not a lot, it's just.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
A dollar or two per year for most of them,
but that really starts to add up.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
This new law takes effect in July. If you use
food delivery services like Uber Eats and door Dash, you'll
soon be able to know more about the person delivering
your order.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Like what what do you need to know about them?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Where they went to school, who their friends are, if
they are interested in sports, do they ski? What do
we need to know about these lads?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You'll soon be able to know more about the person
delivering your order, like their name and picture. This new
law is designed to enhance customer safety. It goes into
effect in.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
March, and a lot of guys will bail out of
that right they're on the run anyway. Cops are looking
for a lot of those chaps.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
If we all we need to know everything about a
guy dropping off a ham seems odd? All right, we
are live and we're gonna do another hour here from
US six to seven. We are live here on KFI,
will be here all week Conway Show. We're not taking
this week off. We are committed to the station and
committed to this audience, and we will be here today, Tomorrow, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday. On New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Bob,
(33:19):
we're here. We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can
always hear us live on KFI Am six forty four
to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand
on the iHeart Radio app.
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is
the Conway Show. Hey, what a pleasant surprise, right that
were on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We're live.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All the other shows have taken off, and we said, no, no, no,
this is an important week. We've got a lot of
people coming into town for the Rose Bowl, the Rose Parade. Krozer,
do you go to the Rose Parade? Are you and
Jen slide down there?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And I had not done it in years. I took
last time I went.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I took Sydney for like sort of a special thing
and for her when she was really young, probably six
or seven, when she was six or seven, did a
bunch of broadcasts with it with Phil Henry. We did
all the show from there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh that's a cool idea. Yeah, yeah, that was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
We ticked off all the other media people that were
on in the bleachers where we were.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, they take that crap so personally, they take it.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So seriously up there, it's like, relax, there's horse crap
on the street.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was at Del Taco last year at when the
cops came by, I'm like, oh, all right, they finally
got me here and they shut down the street. I thought, Okay,
there's a shooting and something's going on. No, they had
the burbank float and they shut the streets down. They
moved that float like they'll move it tonight, and I
was at Del Taco and they moved it two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
When I was trying to leave here, I got stuck
right at the six oh five two ten and they
kicked you off and I had to go up a
little bit north of the two ten and take a
little sort of like a where foothill kind of goes
around where it's big fields there where the six oh
five is coming into uh whatever that is not industry
but Erwindale. And right as soon as I got to
(01:38):
the little entrance to hit that street, police taped it off.
So I had to go five ten miles out and
go through that whole area. It's where I was south
of the two ten and all in Irwindale in that area,
and then all of us had to pull over to
the side because they were bringing all these floats up
the street. Oh, I say, yeah, right, seven thirty at
(02:01):
night during the week a week before at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I said, what are you doing. You know what every
float looks like? Now, thanks, that's where they keep them
all out near the speedway, them all up there. Yeah,
So let me ask you something. How long am I
going to live?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was at Del Taco in the drive through when
they took that float from Burbank to Pasadena last year
on what December twenty eight, twenty ninth? Went then, and
then on January third, second or third when that float
came back to Burbank.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was in the drive through at Del Taco twice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm about to drive through at Del Taco when that
float went to the parade and when it came back.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, but you're kind of there almost every day anyways.
I is it that much of a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I looked at this thing today that said the nine
things you should do to prevent a heart attack after
sixty I do all nine of them. So I enjoy
it now, Gang, it's coming to an end, all right,
Let's get some more news into us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We got a lot of news.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We got a lot of people coming out here from
for the Rose Bowl and the Rose Parade. So I'm
not going to do a deep dive here, a deep lecture,
but I'm going to do a mild one.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Let's say a light one. Let me do a light
one here, Please behave.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We've got guests, We've got people coming in from out
of town. And my mom used to tell me when
we went on vacation. She used to say this right
before we went on vacation. Every time we went on vacation,
she would say, when we go to see the world,
the world sees us.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So please behave.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So when if you're living in Pasadena or downtown LA,
maybe you're in the valley, maybe you work at around
Burbank Airport, lax Long Beach, Orange County, there's gonna be
a lot of people, over one hundred thousand people will
be coming to southern California for the Rose Parade, the
(04:08):
Rose Bowl Game. It's gonna beautiful, the weather's gonna beautiful,
and we've got to hold it together while they're here. Okay,
no nude running with a shotgun at a hotel or
motel in Woodland Hills or Pasadena. Let's pause, all right,
(04:30):
if you can't handle the amount of drugs you're doing
where you're nude, you're bald, you're white, and you got
a shotgun, please put the pipe down. Or the bong
or the syringe, whatever you got going, please put aside
until the third or fourth then knock yourself out. Well,
the party will crank up again. But we've got guests,
(04:52):
we've got visitors. People are visiting and they're paying good
money to come out here and see Los Ange. You'll listen,
see southern California. And they're coming from really horrible parts
of the world and the country where it's snowing, it's raining,
there's tornadoes, there's floods, and they need a break from
(05:14):
that crap, and they're coming here to get that break.
Please don't rob them. Please don't rob these people. Let
them go back and tell everybody how great Southern California is.
Your property value go up. We'll get set for the Olympics.
There'll be a trial run for the Olympics. But please stop,
don't rob these people. These are innocent, young, you know,
(05:38):
very immature people. These are not hardened a holes like
we are in Southern California. We are all hardened a holes,
all of us.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They're young, they're green, and they want to come out
and spend their money and enjoy themselves and not.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Get their watch ripped.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Off, or the jewelry ripped off, or get banged over
the head with a tire iron. Let's just let them
enjoy themselves. Please, for God's sakes, please behave. Okay, that's
a wrap. I'm glad you got it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
High above the Visit Mississippi float, retired high school music
teacher Paul Simms close a mix of cornmeal and cinnamon
onto Elvis Presley's head while others like these two thirteen
year olds do their magic gluing leaves on the float
that also has jazz. Great bb King, you'll want to
claim more heads up this effort of promoting their great state.
(06:36):
It's the first time they're in the parade, all.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Right, and they're coming out for this, you know, with
the corn meal on Elvis's beard, or I don't know
what the hell that was, or gluing leaves to I
don't know, bebe King's hat, whatever that is. They're coming
to see it, and we got to all behave.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
We have a.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Vibrant culture in Mississippi, from food to people, and we
just want to celebrate that.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, all right, she's cone from Mississippi. Leave her alone,
don't knock her out, don't take her wallet, don't sexual
abuse her, don't physically abuse her, don't steal her atm
card and wander off the target and charge all kind
of crap.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Leave her alone, please, just for a week.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Stop and then once it's over, you know, the hell
can continue.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
That's Abassadena City College Band, one of over twenty that
will be in the parade, proudly showing off their talents
and uniform.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh I love the marching bands, man, They're great. Those
kids have a lot of pep in their step.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
At Banfest at Pasadena City College and for the first time,
Jackson State from Mississippi came off their buses talking about
how proud they are to be here. It's their first
time being here too.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
To hear that Mississippi State, it's their first time being
here too. It's their first time.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
A lot of those kids, this is gonna be their
first time and their last time they ever come to
Southern California because Mississippi and I've got a lot of
dough and a lot of broke people in Mississippi unfortunately,
So they're coming here to see Southern California for the
first time and a lot of them for their last time.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So don't knock them off.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Over the head and steal their I don't know their
their French horn or their drums or whatever. The I
don't know their bats in that or whatever they play flutes.
Don't steal their crap.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
When you go out into the field education, you want
to provide opportunities students that you didn't have, and now
I doptunity.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'll have an opportunity to do that. Now, how is
this going to be for you? You've never been here before.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Never, This's gonna be a completely different experience. I've never
even had this muscle of a big parade before. Over
a million people watching this, It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm excited.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I just know everybody is here.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be over a million people watching this
parade on TV. Another what fifty million, one hundred million
or fifty million?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Man, I'm maybe none of that. But this kid listened,
how excited he is.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Never it's going to be a completely different spinse.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, don't let it be a radical experience for this lad.
Let this guy go home and tell everybody how great
Southern California is. Don't hit him over the head and
take his wallet or his watch or his shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Or whatever he's got rolling on.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Never it's going to be a completely differentespanse.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's gonna be a great experience. Don't attack this guy,
got almighty, keep preaching to everybody. Leave these kids alone
while they're here for a week. You know, relax it
smokes cigarettes for a week, and then you know, once
they leave, you know we can get it back into
our mad max world and you know, kick the crap
out of each other.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We are live here on Monday, December thirtieth. Tomorrow's New
Year's Eve will be here live. We'll be here live
on New Year's Day, so get used to it. We
have no vacations planned this year, none so far. All Right,
I'm wrapping up on this. People are coming to Southern
California for the Rose Parade, and I'm asking everybody please,
(10:09):
let's behave Let's not knock the hell out of these
people and have them go back and tell everybody what
an ass whole Southern California is. Let's be on our
best behavior just for a week, actually not even a week,
just till Thursday or Friday, when they clear out. I'm
very happy to be in this This is a woman
who's never been to southern California. Listen to the pep
in her step and how excited she is to be here.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm very happy to be in this band program, have
this opportunity, especially because this is my first time really
being on the West coast of the United.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
States, first time ever on the West coast the United States.
Don't punch her in the face and take her instrument, especially.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Cause this is my first time really being on the
West coast of the United States.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I've always been on the East and on the South.
We're welcome, good to have you here. Yeah, look at
that welcome, Good to have you here. Yeah. Okay, she's
very excited. Don't knock her out.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
So all the bands are excited to be here. And
back at the flower cutting and leaf bluing where they're
making the floats. Can I do one? Yeah, it's like matching.
You know, when I see this float on New Year's Day,
I'm going to know that I put one of those
leaves on there, one of those on there. I'm going
to feel pretty good about this.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Is that how wise the bill ione? Yes, does he retire?
He I think this week is it really? Yeah, we're
gonna have mon Oh that's great. I love that guy.
How eyes are with Fox leven News, I would do, it's.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Going to make watching this parade so much better.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It certainly is. Well.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
The next thing for those floats, it's December thirty, first
esterday that they're Judge and of course.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They go, all right, let's take let's bet on this.
How Eieser said this, You know, when I see.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
This float on New Year's Day, I'm going to know
that I put one of those leaves on there, one
of those on there. I'm going to feel pretty good
about this.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I would do.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's going to make watching this parade so much better.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It certainly is well, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
The next thing for those floats, it is December thirty,
first esterday that they're Judge, and of course they roll
out into the prey h formation for New Year's Day,
and we'll be carrying that here on Fox eleven in Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm Hal Eisner, Fox eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
News eleven News, Belly O or Stephanie. Let me ask you,
you're a local, right local yokel. You're born and raised
here in southern California. You've been to the rose Prid once?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Went? How long ago? You go to your dad? I
was like eight with my mom? Oh your mom? Okay, yeah,
you got to see it. Yeah, Crozier has been with
his daughter.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's cool. I've never been. I've never even really, I've
never even thought of going.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Why is that?
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I know?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It seems like a lot to a lot of traffic
to fight, a lot of early you know, morning breath
on a lot of chaps, but a big it's a
big morning thing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'm not a morning game, belly. Have you ever been
to the rose Prit when I first moved out here?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I think that's what happens when people first move
out here. They excited they're here and they go to
that parade.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It was exciting. Where'd you got? Do you remember you
were sitting on Colorado? Do you have a good scene?
I was on Colorado? No, it wasn't a great Did
you sleep out the night before? I did not? And
that's what it wasn't a great sun, A lot of traffic,
a lot a lot. It was worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I know I'd like to see it. Bye, I don't know.
I just don't. I don't think I'll get out there.
I mean, I watch it on TV and I think
it's kind of cool, but just not that guy. I
don't know, maybe I'll turn into that guy anyway. Preparations
are underway for the football game that comes on right
after the parade, which is always called the Rose Bowl.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Now you can expect more traffic this week as fans
and visitors from all over head to Pasadena for the
Rose Bowl Game and the Rose Parade On New Year's Day.
Thousands of volunteers working countless hours to build impressive floats
for the one hundred and thirty sixth annual Rose Parade.
Artistic Entertainment Services delivering sixteen floats this year, each adorned
with special floral arrangements.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay, so it's one hundred and thirty sixth annual Rose Parade.
One hundred and thirty six annual. That's a great tradition.
Let's keep it nice. Let's pick up tracks too, right,
Let's let's make the people coming in and I can't
stress this enough. Let's make the people coming in feel
like we want them here, we'd like to have them here.
(14:09):
Can we do that for a couple of days.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
It's an event that draws visitors from around the country.
But it's all hands on deck now, yep, because decorators
look to put all the flowers in place by.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
The end of the day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Got to put the roses on it dance pedal to
the metal time, if it could be an all night And.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
How often he uses that term while decorating the floats.
It dance pedal to the metal time.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, Gary, thank you. That's that's Gary, our big float designer.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It dance pedal to the metal time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, I heard you say that nine times. It's only
seven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So please it dands pedal to the metal time? Please please,
if it could be an all nighter tonight. But you
know we're going to get the job done. Are you
a lady Prayer? Illinois? Bucket list? And we watched the
Prey last year on TV and it's like, let's do it.
She looked it up when we did it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, leave these lighties alone. They sound like they're
in their sixties or seventies. Don't knock them out. Don't
knock them out. Please, don't knock them out. Let them
have the parade and the day and you know their
their their cane or their walker or their chair, their
you know, their special shoes, whatever they got rolling at
(15:19):
that age.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Don't knock these people out.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
The Rose Parade kicks off at eight am on New
Year's Day, going through a five and a half mile
course along Colorado Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Imbasady, Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Is that long? Five and a half miles? That is
a long way to go for a marching band. You're
gonna ask those kids to play in march for five
and a half miles? Where does it end? And Palm Springs?
Where does it go? Why is it five and a
half miles? Why do they have to start at eight am?
Why couldn't they start at noon when people are up,
(15:50):
you know, because it's the it's New Year's Eve the
night before, Like you.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Said, if you're going, you need to be there by.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Like six, Yeah, you got to you gotta be sitting
down by six.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But you didn't get home until two. Yes, that's the
other thing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
So you have four hours of sleep then you you know,
that's why you sit there and you look at it,
you go.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, I can't stand this headache. Oh got a mighty guy.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Getting out of there is worse than getting Oh it
is yeah, Oh I bet yeah, they start shutting down
the streets because you know, obviously with the parade, you
can't across Colorado went a lot of places, so they
just start shutting whole sections an hour before. You can't
get your car close to where you may have purchased
seats for.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh is that right? Yeah? Oh what a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh yeah, it's it's ridiculous. And Pasaden is already tough
to drive through, and especially with those neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh yeah, No, Pasaden is a very odd look. It's
a great city and I'd love to live there, but
it's very difficult to get around because there are so
many people there, because it's so beautiful, it's you know,
it's hard to get around. But it's going to be
even more difficult on New Year's But I don't understand
why they start that parade so early. New Year's Eve
is literally eight hours before the start of that parade.
(16:56):
There's New Year's Eve Bang, midnight, ball drops gone, and
then eight hours later that parade starts. Why don't they
start at noon, where people can you know, wake up,
have a coffee and get there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't understand that eight am so all the East Coast.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
They rule everything they do, right, They started at three
o'clock their time, and then they'd be all your team.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, they ruin it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They ruin everything they do the East Coast because most
of the people in this country live on the East Coast,
because that's where we all, you know, first landed, and
we all you know, that's where we all live. And
the and these smart ones left and went to southern
California and listened to KFI.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Conway Show. Make a correction. So Chris Merrill is in
from O Kelly tonight and tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh okay, all right, So we weren't the only ones
on the air. Was Amy Kingyan she was I think
she was so Amy King she was came in and
Bill Handle was not here, Gary Shan, we're not. John
Colette was not. We are and Mo is not. So
(18:07):
we we rule, we rule the roots, that's right. But
you know what even Steph Fush was like when he
saw us today. He's like, you guys are here and
he worked with us, right.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It legit blew my mind. I didn't know everyone was
gonna be here. That's right. We are here, everybody, we
are here. So uh, that's great. That's that's great.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We got a lot of other news to get to.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Linda Lavin, one of my favorite actresses, has passed away,
and Belly, you did a really nice tribute to her
on was it x Yes on Twitter? Yes, that was
very nice you to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
She's she's not the one that said kiss my grit
so that was the other on holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, you know we had Polly. Is Polly still with us?
She still alive and that she thinks, so well, let
me check.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
But we had her on on Kyla Sex and I said, hey,
one more for the row, can you give us a
kiss my grits? And she said no, She goes, she said,
I haven't. I haven't done that since I left the show.
That said, oh, really you should do that. You know
people like that. You know, you go see the Eagles
(19:18):
and they're going to play Hotel California.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's that you got to play the hits. My apologies.
She is still alive, Yeah, oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Wow, But she says she's not said that kiss my
grits once since she left the show.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
So that means, but I think she should do it.
Kiss my grit.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Do you think when you retire and you run into
people and they're like, come on, give us a DG.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Talk Conway, come even before they ask launch into it.
I was at the racetrack last night, I said, sant Anita,
betting low sile off track. I know Winter City over
there in the dungeon with like you know, forty two
homeless guys. And a guy him up to me, Pablo,
and he said hey. He says, I listened to you
(20:04):
all the time on KFI and you had a thick acci.
I said, where are you from? He said Poland I said,
all that's cool, and then he came back ten minutes later.
He says, I've made you two. I'm I had extra
had Tomali's. I'm giving you two Tomali's. And I'm like, ah,
I don't know, I don't know I have I'm just
you know, I'm just betting here. I'm not a I've
(20:24):
already eaten you.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You keep them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He says, no, no, no, no, no, I listened the all
the time. I want to give you two Tomali's. I said, ah, right,
give me a like this little plastic bag with two
uh like, lukewarm Tomali's. And I was going to give
him to somebody that I didn't want him to see
me do that. So I took him and I put
him in the car. I didn't want to throw him away,
(20:48):
you know. And I put him in the car and
I give him in the car and all of a sudden,
I can smell them. I'm like, oh, they smell good.
So I'm eating one, and it's great. This is a
knockout Tomali And I'm not a big tomaly guy at all,
but this was unbelievable. And my wife calls, so she
(21:10):
I pick up the phone. I'm on speakerphone with her,
and she she's down in Orange County with my daughter
with a Christmas thing with her family. And I couldn't
go because I had to work to and and I said, oh,
I've got back to the track. And she knows, what
would you stop? You stopping a King Taco?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Are you eating?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I said no, I said, a guy at the track
gave me two Tomali's. And she said, the guy who
works at the Tamali stand or the guy who works
at the food stand. I said, Now they're all clothes
it's just a guy who's gambling. And he gave me.
(21:48):
He gave me two Tomali's and she said, and you're
eating them?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah? Yeah? Have you ever met this guy before?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Us?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Now I'm just I'm just eating the Tomaly's. And you
can hear her in the background. Just go Jesus Christ.
I said, look, I was hungry. The guy gave me Tomaly's.
What can I do? And they were great? So, Pablo,
(22:21):
if you're listening, I love you. Tomali's great, Tomaly's, Bob.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Linda Lavin has passed away from Alice. She was Alice
in the show Alice was That was the original title
as Alice doesn't live here anymore?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Is that the whole movie?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The movie? Yeah, yeah, and that's what it's based on.
Right man. That was a hot show in the seventies.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Hollywood remembering a beloved TV and stage actress, Linda Lavin.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I know, why don't we do it here?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
A representative says Lavin died unexpectedly due to complications from
recently discovered lung cancer. She was best known for her
role in the nineteen seventy six Calm Alice and for
her Tony winning performance in the nineteen eighty six play
Broadway Bound. She appeared in many shows and plays over
the years. She's been working as recently as this month,
(23:11):
promoting a new series and filming another one. Lavin is
survived by her husband of nineteen years.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
She was eighty seven. Wow, what a great career. Sounds
like the Three Stooges. I know, why don't we do
it here? What a great show? Do you enjoy that show? Bellio?
I bet you did.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I bet you all shampooed and you got your nightgown
on as a teen or a preteen and watching that?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Alice, Yeah, the same way. We should sing the theme song.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Only one actor from the movie made it to the
TV show.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
By the way, Oh is that right? Who is that?
Vic Taybac?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Vic Tabac was in the movie? Ye oh, Vic Tabac's right.
I bet Vick's not with us anymore. I don't think so.
I think you passed away.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I love Vic Tayback was a great dude. All right, Belly,
want you want to sing this song? Alice?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, all right, let me let me crank up the
the audio vault and we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We'll about that out. But you're a big fan of that, right, Yes,
you love Alice, Yeah, I love Alice. All right, all right,
well let the Alice. We'll come back with it. Okay,
so people enjoy that.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Give me a break, Give me a break, first day back,
first day back, Hold on, all right, here we go, ready,
bellym yep, let's knock this out, baby, here we go,
the theme song from Alice.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Early to Rots in Between, Cooked clean away out of
my head through live undersign. It's Stice. I'm gonna get off,
getting out from the under and room for me as
(25:10):
a new girl in town. She's loved in.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
There's a fresh cracker face.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Namelime, new style. She was just plastic girl. But if
things were, she's gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Stay what That was great, man, I like that.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I love that Alice.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That minds me of my childhood right there, Alice, that
was great?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
All right? Moving on.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Because we live in Los Angeles, we get see pursuits
all the time. We saw to today both trucks that
think stolen from the same part of Nevada or northern California,
or a baker's field or somewhere on two chaps that
didn't work a lot, and I decided to be easier
to steal a car than well to get a job
(26:16):
and pay for one. And the cops were on this
guy's heels. And both those lads are right now in
jail doing some speed wrapping, and they're gonna be charged
with a lot of crimes because now they follow you
and they look at video and every intersection you went through,
every pedestrian you put in their life in jeopardy, you're
(26:37):
gonna be charged for that. So different New Year's Eve
for those two lads than they had expected. They expected
that they'd have two beautiful trucks, maybe get some gals,
I don't know, some beer, maybe not in that order.
I don't know, some beer and some gals and drive
around these trucks and enjoy New Year's Eve. Well, now
(26:59):
they're they got a blowny sandwich and they're with the
nine hundred other guys, cool in their heels. But it
was today, right before one o'clock. I watched it on
Channel five, and it was a pretty radical pursuit because
it interrupted program on Channel two four. Channel five runs
news at one anyway, but Channel seven had it on
(27:19):
nine eleven. Everybody had everybody had it on were while
watching the chase.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
What the CHP hoped would be a quiet end to
twenty twenty four was anything but today on Southern California Freeway.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
And guess what, the people here from out of town.
You could have killed them, and they see how radical
we are out here. We're radical. We're radical here in
southern California. We put up with a lot of crap and
the rest of the country doesn't.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
As Depi's chase, not one but two different trucks stolen
from Carson City, Nevada.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, Carson City, Nevada. Two trucks stolen, and they
got them both back.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Both vehicles were being tracked by the Carson City dealership
in Pingden, Kerrent County one spotted both suspects took off,
with the driver of the first GMC truck speeding southbound
on the five through Santa Clarita, the San Fernando Valley
and then downtown in La Several times the suspect darned
around other motorists at a high rate of speed. He
(28:13):
eventually foot bailed near Jefferson Boulevard, and.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, he got a flat tire rear left was flat
and he ran away from the cops. And the cop
that was chased in the HP that was chasing and
was a younger guy and fast as hell, and that
guy was on him like about thirty yards and pointed
a gun at him. And the heavier set guy who
stole the car gave.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
Up Exposition Park and was taken into custody. But one
of the other suspect driving a similar truck well after
leading officers southbound on the Hollywood Freeway in Sun Valley.
That chase ended quickly on surface streets as deputies stopped
the other GMC truck at a laundromat near lankershimmicking into custody.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Fellas Fellas, Fellas fellas. You know, you steal stuff Nevada,
go to Utah or Oregon or New Mexico, Arizona. You
come out here and these highway patrol guys they're on you.
So this is not a friendly state for stolen cars.
They got on you pretty quick out here. All right, California.
(29:16):
We have new laws. They're go into effect the day
after tomorrow. We got to know what they are so
we don't break them.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
We're telling you about some of the new laws going
into effect in twenty twenty five. There are several new
laws that will affect your bottom line, from overdraft fees
to subscriptions, even medical debt. Here are more laws to
look out for in the new year.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You know, the big one is going to be and
we're all going to get a ticket for it. You
can't park within twenty feet of a crosswalk so people
can see the people crossing the street. But it's not crozey.
It's not necessarily locked off with any paint or anything.
You have to decide. You have to decide where twenty
feet is. Yep, man, oh man, I ticket's going to
come out after that one.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau estimates twenty three million households
pay overdraft fees each year.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
That's main well not anymore. But I I lived off
those overdraft.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Fees by overdraw by twenty five. I don't just have
to get the twenty five back to even. I have
to pay twenty five to get it to even, and
then an extra thirty five.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh is that I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I didn't know they doubled a charge and they give
you a thirty five daning on that.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I didn't know that Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
See if you paid some twenty five bucks that didn't
happen see twenty five fifty, it cost you eighty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
As you can see, that can really put somebody even
further in the hole than they already are.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Now, the state is trying to help you with two
new laws. First, state chartered banks and credit unions won't
be able to find customers who go to a draw,
And if you're a credit union member, there's now a
limit on how much they can charge for overdraft fees.
These two new laws are aimed at protecting people with
lower income it has.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Been affecting people in a negative way for a very
long time, and for the purposes of penalizing folks that
don't necessarily have the cash flow to pay for these
penalties as well.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Both take effect on January first. Also, starting on the first,
medical debt will not be included on your credit report.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Ooh, how about that a break for people are banged
up don't have the money to pay the hospital.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
The law does not forgive your debt, it just keeps
it off your credit reports. Medical debt can hurst as
credit scores and harm their chances of negotiating a loan
or mortgage on favorable terms. But the law has a loophole.
It will not apply to debt charge to so called
medical credit cards. Click to cancel. This new law is
supposed to make it easier for you to cancel your subscription.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh, there's a good one. Click to cancel.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Click to cancel. This new law is supposed to make
it easier for you to cancel your subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, we'll see if that happens. Right.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
It requires companies to revise their automatic renewals to let
you cancel using the same method you used to sign
up for the service.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh that's good, Okay, I like to cancel some stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
A recent survey from c net fines consumers are spending
an average of ninety one dollars a month on subscriptions.
It's over one thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Many of these providers are slowly notching up the price
of their subscriptions.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's not a lot, it's just.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
A dollar or two per year for most of them,
but that really starts to add up.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
This new law takes effect in July. If you use
food delivery services like Uber Eats and door Dash, you'll
soon be able to know more about the person delivering
your order.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Like what what do you need to know about them?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Where they went to school, who their friends are, if
they are interested in sports, do they ski? What do
we need to know about these lads?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You'll soon be able to know more about the person
delivering your order, like their name and picture. This new
law is designed to enhance customer safety. It goes into
effect in.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
March, and a lot of guys will bail out of
that right they're on the run anyway. Cops are looking
for a lot of those chaps.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
If we all we need to know everything about a
guy dropping off a ham seems odd? All right, we
are live and we're gonna do another hour here from
US six to seven. We are live here on KFI,
will be here all week Conway Show. We're not taking
this week off. We are committed to the station and
committed to this audience, and we will be here today, Tomorrow, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday. On New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Bob,
(33:19):
we're here. We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway
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