January 3, 2025 • 36 mins
Two women tried leaving nail salon without paying and owner closed the security gates / Painting nails and braiding hair // Waymo driverless car carjacked // Viral outbreak – common stomach bug / David Vassegh, Dodgers’ roster taking shape after Teoscar Hernández, Hyeseong Kim signings // Stomach bugs viral
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app Jay Leno. Nice
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watch the show, laugh for an hour and a half.
(00:22):
A lot of things can be worse than that, all right.
There's a nail salon. Two women come in to get
their nails done and they didn't want to pay for it.
What's the equivalent croche of din and ditch? Nails and
snails dining ditch. You come in and you eat and
then you leave without paying, right, But what's getting your
(00:43):
hair done and then splitting clip and cut? Oh yeah, okay,
that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, cut and clip,
clip and cut, clip and cut out. Yeah, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We also have this video on all your socials at
Conway Shoes.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So is that right? The visual is pretty good? So
are we on Facebook? We're two hundred and ninety eight thousand, Yeah,
two ninety seven thirty five can we get to three
hundred thousand? I think we can, all right about it.
Buzz and beat it. Oh, that's a good one. But
they were getting their nails done though, haircut, peyton paint
and peyton uh polish and scrawlish. I don't know. I
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got to come up on something. Manny and ranny. That's
a good one. Dip and go is good file. Yeah, yeah,
how about get your nails done and not pay too clunky? No,
I like it. That happened though, and a nail salon.
Two women got nailed at all. That's the best one. Yeah,
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got nailed boom out on her. These people are nice
and you both were trying to run out on her
after getting their nails done.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
These two women allegedly tried to walk out the door
without paying.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But Diane Win employee Tiptop Nails and Compton immediately close
the shop, refusing to let them get away with ripping
her off.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We closed the door and cart a police and they
kept the nanovas, so we keep Carnopolis.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
A longtime customer pulled out her cell phone and captured
the crazy scene.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, so we have that on video, We have
that on social media. Yes, we are. You gotta pay
these people.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The two women, frustrated they couldn't leave, kept getting angrier.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Ay why why?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The redhead flashed her backside to the customer recording the
chaotic scene, who had already told her it's all going up.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
On social media.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
At one point, the N word.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Was tossed around.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
As soon as the women learned the cops were on
the way, one of them ran to the restroom to
flush money down the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I said, why do you do that?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I say, I have one name.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But wait a minute. So the women that they got
their nails done and then we're gonna split. Instead of
paying the shop owner, they took their own cash and
flush down a toilet. Yes, got your reason for that?
That is never heard of that before.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
One of them ran to the restroom to flush money
down the toilet, said why do you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I would have said the same thing. I have said
the exact same thing. Yeah, why do you do that? Yeah,
that's exactly what I would say.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I have Monday, but I don't want to make for you,
so I put pluff money in the toilet, so.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You have no money.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Diane managed to grab one of the ripped hundred dollars
bills and ran it through her machine.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What a day at the salon? Right, got almighty? You know,
just say can I get my nails?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Do?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What the hell's going on over there? God?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
She quickly discovered the money was fake.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ah, okay, okay, all right, that's the reason for the
flushing of the money. Counterfeit money. Wait, why would they
not pay? Yeah, if you printed the money at home
cost you nothing, why would you not pay the lady?
Pay the lady, pay the lady.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She quickly discovered the money was fake. Happened to you before?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A law?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Kem La County Sheriff's deputies detained and questioned the women.
When one of their boyfriends paid for the services rendered,
they were released. I was impressed at how fast you
guys close the doors.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Not by Shilr, you now be how experience to make
sure this doesn't happen. But what she said, Not by
sh Bilr, you now be how experience from experience?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Nice? Yeah, by shil you now be how experience.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Or become experience out to make sure this doesn't happen again.
The salon has posted this sign that says new customers
have to pay a seventy five percent deposit before they
get any new services.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh what a pain in the ass, right, just because
some people can't behave you know, we we a lot
of our lives have been altered because of a holes.
When I was growing up, I used to pull up
to a gas pump, pump your gas, read how much
on the pump you owed, then go in and pay
the guy. That's how it was when I was a kid.
And then people start leaving without paying. And now you've
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got to go in. You got to pay and have
nice things. Then you pump, then you got to go
get you change. You got to wait in line between
these guys buying lottery tickets and you know, coffees. It's
pain in the ass. So that's one thing that changed
since I was a kid. Another one was used to
be able to go into a restaurant or a store
and use the restroom at any store six years a restaurant,
(05:21):
Oh yeah, I'm tightening the backshore, go ahead, and then
you go in there and use the restroom and you leave.
Now restrooms almost principally, if not totally, for customers only.
You'll always see that sign for customers only. You know,
why because people would go in use the bathroom and
then take a baseball bat and break it up. And
so they said, no, we're not doing that anymore. So
(05:43):
now it's for customers only. Another thing, when when I
was a kid, hitchhiking was big. You spick up a hitchhiker,
take them too, I don't know, Vegas, whatever, drop them off,
chat along the way, and you'd both be happier for
it now. And then somebody thought, well, the guy who
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picked me up, maybe I'll reward him with an axe
and the forehead, and so that stopped. So we've altered
our lives because of a holes. This is the newest
one where now you're gonna have to pay upfront for
new customers. You have to pay for your salon treatment upfront,
your nails, your hair, your nails and your toenails, and
(06:24):
your manny and petty. I think it's what it's called,
right Bellio, Manny and petty, that's right, Tim. What does
a manny and petty cost? What does that cost to
have somebody?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You know, it depends on if you're going to get
the basic or the Deluxe or the elite.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Really yeah, it's different levels.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But basically Manny Petty could run you like sixty seventy eighty,
depending on what you're doing. Are you getting gel, are
you getting the dip?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What are you doing? Are you going to get the
salt scrub? I don't know. I think I'm gonna pass.
I think I'm moving on. I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Those ones where you put your feet in and they
put the fish in there to eat all the traps.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh my god, is that right? I would try that? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Little it looks like little minnows and they just swim around,
they eat all the all the dead skin off your feet, seawater.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That in foreign countries. They don't do that here at all.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I don't know if they do it here at all.
I've only seen it out of this country.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait, you put your feet in a bath with fish
and the fish eat the dead skin off your feet. Disgusting?
What a day for the fish. God delicacy to them.
I guess. Do you ever feel bad though, belly? Do
you get a pedicure at all? Yeah? Do you ever
feel bad? Do I feel bad like somebody's working on
your feet?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because I pay them very well, I know, but still
they do a great job. It does seem like a
subservient thing. To have somebody at your feet working on you.
It's like you're the queen or something.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Fish pedicures, by the way, are not permitted in California.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh they're not bad news, Bellia, No more fish pedicures.
But Angel, do you feel bad when somebody's working on
your feet?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Way, you really don't at all.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
No, because if I did it myself, my toenails would
look like a two year old painted them. And you
let the professionals do it because they do a bang
up job.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So they're not embarrassed to be doing that job. They
don't think it's beneath them.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You don't think it is. No, not at all like
to be working on your your feet while you're texting people.
They don't care. They make really good money, Joe conscious,
that's me. I said.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
They do the fish petties in Vegas. Oh they do apparently? Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Another reason, another another reason to move to Vegas, the
fish petties. Didn't you ever?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Because I know I did it a lot, didn't Tim?
Didn't you ever do your daughter's nails?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't think I remember ever doing that. Really, Yeah,
I don't remember doing them.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
You missed out, man, great experience doing that for you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But you know, I'm sad now that I did miss
all them because my wife could still take care of that. Yeah,
I didn't. I wasn't that kind of dad. I was,
you know, smoking cigarettes on TVG. There's something I was
a little relaxed on. That's one of them used to.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Put little jewels and stuff on their decorations. Yeah, but
they love that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, she loved it. Should have done that. I should.
I don't remember ever once painting my daughter's really, never once.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think that is one of the sweetest things a
dad can do.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is that right? Yeah? I remember combing her hair and
getting the tangles out. That counts too.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's also so you get credit for that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That was a long time, sometimes, like forty five minutes. Yeah,
and the ouch and the ouch and the pool and
the pol trying to watch, you know, ESPN over her shoulder.
I'm doing that. Wow. Can you braid? Yes? I can
break really yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
I never.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I could never do that. Yeah. I can't tightly braid,
but I can loosely braid. Like I couldn't braid it
where it's like close to the scalp.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You couldn't do like a fish tail braid. No, I
can't too advanced for you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, you know how it is sometimes really tight to
the scalp. I can't do that. Yeah, but I can
do a like a horsetail or. You know, I could braid.
I could break. As a matter of fact, we should
have a braid contest. I think I'm the best braider
on the show. Really, I do. Bringing dolls are that.
People gotta volunteers, and you're gonna do sharing's I could do.
I don't think she has long enough hair. It's it's
(10:11):
all abused. You've been It's been colored and tortured, hair
off Conway.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
Hair by the end of it, beautiful hair, frizzed hip.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's all been worked and you know, colored and decolored
and zapped and you know, heat it and cooled. And
you're not wrong. You're not wrong. It's a little Do
you have long enough hair to braid? Yes? You really do?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, Foosh has long enough hair to break? Oh my god,
there's the model right there. Let's braid his hair.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Is braiding food. We'll do the video and send it out.
Braid his hair, well, do you think that's beneath you? Yes?
If you braid his hair, I'll do his nails, Is
that right?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Full?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Just makeover? Who's going to give him the KINI wax? Angel?
I'm really good at it? She is, She's really good
at it. I guess man, all foods, you're gonna look
like a new man soon.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right, that's right apparently, Yeah, tig dog with that guy.
Speaker 12 (11:39):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We're looking to get we're looking to eclipse the three
hundred thousand followers or likes on Facebook. So if you
could help us out with Facebook? Bellya, where are we
on Facebook? And we're two hundred ninety eight thousand, seven
hundred and thirty five. Let me look, let's see if
we're trying to telethon and not and not do the
show until we get to that. Let's hear that, tempanate.
(12:07):
Are we already were?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
We were at two ninety eight, seven thirty five, we
were at seven thirty five, we're at seven eighty now,
so people are listening.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Can we get a few more? Please? We need to,
We need to, we need we're at seven eighty yeah, okay,
so we need one thousand, two hundred and twenty one thousand,
two twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So one thousand and how much one thousand, two twenty Yeah,
if if that amount of people could go over and
follow us on Facebook common way show, how many belly.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One thousand, two and twenty. That's right. Okay, that's right,
thank you, Yeah, thank dog, that'd be great. All right,
let's get into the uh way moo car jacking. For
some reason, people can't behave when there's no driver. I
thought there was gonna be the opposite. I thought people behave.
They're not. Now they're attacking the car.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Just behind us at this intersection is where that latest
incident happened. Waymo telling us tonight that things were actually
wrapped up pretty swiftly and that safety is paramount to
them as a company. But with this evolving and growing technology,
it's something that experts say is worth keeping an eye
on if you're a writer. Video from early Thursday morning
shows laped officers approaching a Weaymo vehicle while a man
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is sitting in the front seat. According to the LAPD,
At around twelve thirty am, police responded near the intersection
of Fifth and Hill Streets after an unidentified man who
appeared to be intoxicated allegedly tried to drive away in
the car. A spokesperson for WEIMO tells us while that
man was interfering with the car, a rider nearby unlocked
the vehicle with their phone to start their trip. The
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unidentified man then got into the driver's seat, leading the
original rider to cancel their trip and leave the scene.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
WEYMO says, it's the smart guy. Smart guy, leave the
drunk with the WEIMO and try to get another transportation.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
WEEMO says at this point, the individual refuse requests to
leave the vehicle, resulting in the company calling police.
Speaker 13 (13:56):
There may be a lesson two. Just like when you
walk up to an ATM, you kind of take you
look around you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That's right, that's right, that's there's nothing. There's nothing sexist
or racist about that. You look around you a little bit. Well,
you kind of take you look around you a little bit. Yeah.
I got in trouble once for saying that on the
air because somebody said, you know, you're prejudging people, and
I said, okay, all right, let me ask you a
few prejudge people. There's two ATMs in the same parking lot.
(14:24):
One of them has two gang members standing next to it.
Another one has an old woman standing next to it.
Which ATM do you use the one with the old woman? Right? Yeah,
you look around. That's how you protect yourself. That's how
you protect yourself. That's how you live longer. You examine
what's going on in your area, and you make wise choices.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
John Horst is a cybersecurity expert, and he argues that
this evolving technology around self driving vehicles is something users
should have a healthy skepticism about. In addition to this
morning's incident, earlier this year, a man was arrested on
suspicion of trying to steal one of the driverless vehicles
in downtown LA.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
How about that stealing away mone What a dumb idea.
Those things are monitored by nine hundred cameras. They're all cameras.
That's how they operate. They operate by by there's like
seven hundred cameras on that thing.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
We just need to understand that that car is being
driven as a result of the code that was written
by somebody, you know, in some buildings somewhere, and we
have to understand that there are risks there and ask
ourselves whether we're willing to assume those risks.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I think we are. Has anyone on the show driven
in a Weymo yet? Is anyone not high? Would you
drive in a Weimo? I'll give it a whirl. Wait, belly,
you would not. No, you would have somebody you know,
scratch your feet all day in a salon, but you
wouldn't jump into a Weymo.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, because I can control the feet scratching, all right.
I don't like that loss of what feels like control.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, So you be nervous, so nervous, I'd feel
very comfortable. Went home tonight. Then if they're in Bourbank,
got to take them anywhere? I'd fall asleep in the back.
You're an incredibly trusting ping Oh yeah, very trusted.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
In a statement tonight, Weimo saying quote. Over the five
million fully autonomous trips Weymo has provided, there have only
been a handful of instances in which a rider or
another unauthorized individual entered the driver's seat in an attempt
to operate it. Other examples of frightening situations include a
mop surrounding a Waymo vehicle in San Francisco while it's
being vandalized. In another, a passenger inside while someone is
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trying to rip off the door from the outside.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Can you drive away?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
And?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
While multiple safety outlets are in place by the company.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh O, casual? That guy was, he's about to get
robbed or shot? Door from the outside? Can you drive away?
Can you drive away? Who's he talking to? There's no driver,
there's nobody in that car. Can you drive away? Now?
There's no driver? Can you drive away?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
While multiple safety outlets are in place by the company,
experts suggests there are certain risks companies can't code for,
meaning it's something everyone should keep in mind.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Now, somebody jumps in the in the driver's seat the
car and say, oh, nobody's supposed to be in the
driver's seat. I'm turning, I'm turning myself off.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But they why are people attacking these cars? It happens
all the time. I don't understand that. You know, they're
not attacking the driver or the passenger. They're literally just
attacking the car. I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (17:17):
But somebody jumps into the backseat next to you and
hold you hostage. You can't cope for that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It is it the modern technology? Is it? Taxi cab
Union members that don't want to be outsourced or replaced.
I don't know who's deciding to attack a WEEIMO.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Weimo added that their vehicles are end quote designed so
that authorized individuals or rather unauthorized individuals, cannot disengage the
automated driving system and manually operate the vehicles. They also
point out that their writers support system can get in
touch with law enforcement if any situation warrants it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
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Speaker 12 (18:15):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
All right, real quickly, I'm gonna tell you what the
viral outbreak is. Then we're gonna get to David Vasay.
Since we tease that, here we go the viral outbreak.
Ladies and gentlemen could kill you.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Viral outbreaks and federal health officials are warning of the
spread of a common stomach bug medically known as neuro virus. Yes,
a medical contributor, doctor Michael Dania, was here with what you.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Needed to know the neumal virus. We'll get to that,
but first, David Vas say, with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Hi,
you Bob.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
I'm doing great. I think I've heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, it's a stomach illness you get on cruises. You
take your family on crosses.
Speaker 14 (18:51):
I'm very much against cruises. Why for those reasonsau virus? Yeah,
for those reasons, and also just the people that go
on cruise is.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, all right, David Bath say you if you don't,
you're not a cruise guy. I used to be, and
then my my wife and daughter are deathly afraid of
going on them, so we don't go on them. Okay.
I love cruises. I think they're the greatest thing in
the world. I respect cruise people more than I respect
people don't go by far. I respect religious people more
than people are not religious. I respect cruisers more than
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non cruise.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Are you sending a message right now to me?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yes, go on a cruise, take your kids on the
Crown of Disney cruise. Oh, I like a curmudgeon. You're
you're so cheap with these kids.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
I walked by the boarding deck of a Disney cruise
in San Diego when I was with the Dodgers.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
You know, I travel with the Dodgers. Yeah, I guess that.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
My wife has been begging me to try to book
one of these and I just say, you know what,
they're booked in advance years. You can't get on.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yes, you could get on. You could get on, buddy.
The Dodgers are renovating Dodgers Stadium. Is that going to
all come together before opening day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well?
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Uh uh, probably by opening day, but not I'm not
gonna say not. The Freeway Series that's the exhibition between
the Dodgers and Angels this year, the Angels were going
to host two of the three.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I could see all three.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay. The Dodgers are going to open on the road
in another country, Tokyo, Japan and Japan.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
It's going to be wild Conway with Otani ya'm a moto. Yeah,
specifically Otani, who is everywhere in Tokyo, Japan. He's he's
on another level, Michael Jordan level.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Is he going to be a father by then?
Speaker 10 (20:29):
I have to do the calculations.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
It was how long a woman is pregnant for him?
Speaker 10 (20:35):
Is it around eight and a half months these days?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, it's exactly right. It's right around there.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Take a quick story. When my daughter was born in
two thousand and five, I didn't know anything about you know,
child bearing or child of course I didn't. So I
said to my wife, I said, my wife, well, she
was in labor. I said, hey, how shoon before her
eyes open? And my wife's like what I said, how
(21:05):
how soon before her eyes are open? And she's like, Tim,
this is not a cat. We're having a human being.
They're open right away. And I heard one of the
nurses say.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I don't think he's ready, and you're still not.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I am still not ready. I'm still like you know,
every day is another lesson.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
You want me to one up you on a birst story, Yes,
I'm gonna name drop on you. A former guest or
a current guest on this show. Rick Monday called me
fifteen minutes before our second child was born. He's like, hey, pal,
how's it going over there? I was like, well, Rick,
my wife's in labor all right, So uh, I guess
(21:43):
I'll let you go. I just want to wish you
the best of luck. Rick Monday calling right before the
baby's born.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who you couldn't ask for anybody better to call you.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I was going to wrap the baby in an American
flag in honor of Rick Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And have Vince Scully say, well, can you believe they
were about to burn an American fly? All right? So
the Dodgers have a brand new contract with Tiasco Tioscar
Tioscar Hernandoz Ndez sety six million.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yes, many of your listeners and their children were in
a panic until it became official. Today, the city of
Los Angeles has embraced Tioscar Hernandez as much as they've
embraced any player. After one year, that's right, And he
started crying at the parade, the fans gave him a
standing ovation, and he finally came back.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
So he's a big part of their team.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Sixty six million for how many years?
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Three years?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Plus a team option for the fourth year Conway Wow.
And every you know, everybody's asking down the hall. Petro's like,
why why are they giving him a press conference just
because he's coming back. It's because the entire city that
was on standby until he came.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Back, and now who's the new picture. They've also signed
not a.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Pitch, but they are pursuing another Japanese pitcher by the
name of Roki Sazaki, twenty three years old, one hundred
miles an hour.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
They just signed a Korean infielder that played against them
last year, Hi Song Kim, not to be confused with
Ha Song Kim, who plays for the Padres and now
is a free agent. And is he going to be
on the team or he is guaranteed a spot on
the team?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right? And who's he replacing?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Great question. They're in flux right now. Okay, there's a
few guys like Miguel Rojas, Gavin Lux, Chris Taylor that
all should be very nervous right now, okay, because they
need to bring back Key K Hernandez as well. You
know the one that cursed on live TV.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That's right. I saw Key Herneez every time I see
me as a different color hair.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Yeah, that's the that's the the sparkle of Key K
if you will, that's what makes Key K special.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The Dodgers. Look, they've got to be the favorites to
win it again.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Oh yeah, it would be the first major League team
to win back to back championships since the New York Yankees,
the Jeter Yankees. Right, yeah, no team has gone back
to back since.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
All right, who what's the pitching lineup for this year?
Who's gonna be the five man rotation?
Speaker 10 (24:13):
Is going to pitch this year? He is? He is
going to pitch this year? All right, ya, I'm a motive.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
He is back in the booth, but he's not pitching,
all right, Walker Buehler, Hero World Series Hero signed with
the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:28):
Sorry, yeah, but my guy, Blake Snell aka snell Zillo,
he's two times two times cy Young Award winner, is
in the rotation.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Is he coming out of San Francisco?
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He is, look at you from San Francisco.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
He was a rental Let's be fair.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You know a lot of players they don't want to
play in San Francisco because it's dangerous and filthy. Yeah,
and they'll sign with other teams for less money.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
That's right. The city is working against the Giants, right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I feel bad for Giants fans. I don't you don't No, Okay,
good for you? All right? So Otani Snell well Tyler
Glass now emphasis on Glass.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
He fairly pitched last year.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay, you know Tani's really going to pitch.
Speaker 14 (25:14):
He is going to pitch, maybe not the first month
of the year, but probably may on.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
You're going you're going to see.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Him when when when he's not pitching, will he be
the dh He will even the day after and the
day that he does pitch, he will be the d
Oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:32):
So when he comes out of the game, there's an
Otani rule, he could still d.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
H oh really? Oh wait, so that's going to be
the rule now.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
It's it was made a couple of years ago when
it became.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
An awesome Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
It was a spectacle Conway last year. With Otani being
at Dodger Stadium, just as a hitter, it is going
to be pandemonia when he pitches at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, it's gonna be a fantastic Now, the day after
a pitcher pitches and if he goes into the sixth, seventh,
or eighth innings, his arm is on fire. The next
day he can't do anything with it. He'll still bat.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
Then he will still bat.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
How is he gonna do that?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
He's a freak yeah, he is a freak.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Really, there might be some days where they say, you
know what, maybe you want to sit today, especially in
the dog days of August. You know, if he makes
a start where he goes seven or eight, they may say, hey,
will Smith the catcher, get off your legs, your knees,
want you d h Otani? Want't you sit down?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Are there any new rule changes this year? I know
they were toying with you can have the best player up.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Oh that's such a joke.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
God, you know what Major League Baseball should be more
concerned about than this new ridiculous Willy Wonka golden ticket rule.
Two major league teams are going to be playing in
minor league stadiums this year.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No way, Vegas.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
No, the Oakland former Oakland A's are going to play
in a minor league stadium in Sacramento, while the Tampa.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Bay Rays Wow, yeah, whose stadium's.
Speaker 14 (27:00):
Affected by the hurricane are going to play in the
New York Yankees minor league stadium in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's great, dude.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
Rob Manfred is worried about some Willie walk A golden
ticket rule.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's wild too. Teams are gonna playing in minor league Hey.
Speaker 14 (27:16):
They like to distract you. Look over here, look over here.
Don't see these two teams. The NFL or NBA would
never go for that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Are they working on Dodgers Stadium in twenty four hours
a day?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Twenty four hours a day?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
They got three ships? Yes, hours a day.
Speaker 14 (27:27):
You could fly the KFI copter over Dodger Stadium now
and they would see the lights in the work going.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
The last time you were there, I was there this afternoon, Oh,
for the press conference.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Yes, it looks like they've made some some.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
They gotta get moving, you know what, Thank god it's
not raining.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
No, you're right. It has helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean remember what happened to you know where the
rams at so so far? Yeah, I got fled, got flooded. Yeah,
delayed by a year, right, Yeah, the dryness in California
is helping out. That's right, buddy, Thank you for coming on.
Go Dodgers. I like the Dodgers. I think they're gonna
win the World Series this year.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Even though you don't think they are. I think they're.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
I think they have a very good chance.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
It's very difficult to repeat, you know, I already have
a World Series hangover.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Conway. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't see a ring on you.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Uh where hasn't It hasn't been given out yet.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
An opening day. You're gonna get one. We'll see, we'll see.
I think you get one.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
I'd say fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh, I think it's more than that. I think it's
fifty one to forty nine.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
If not, we'll go to Taco Bell for more nuggets.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Sing doong with.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
David Bassa stopped in. That was really cool. That was
a nice treat. David Vassa with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
We had petres on as well. That was cool as well.
So it's nice people popping in. Doors always open for
anybody who works it. I hot media, Come on in?
What the hell? All right, let's get back to this outbreak.
(28:57):
This might kill you, and I want to make sure
you're not killed. But you could die from this outbreak. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
get to get the stomach flu in the whole run.
And that's not good, bad, bad news for.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Viral outbreaks and federal health officials are warning of the
spread of a common stomach bug medically known as neuro
virus or Medical contributor doctor Michael Dania was here with
what you need to know. Happy New Year.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
To you, Happy new year, Yeah to back, and we'll.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Talk about it at the end. But this is your
two year anniversary with the years of years talk about. Yes,
we love to have you here, Thank you. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Let's just get to the disease. Let's not stop with
the area. Two years here and two years not.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I've seen on my social media have said I have
food poisoning, but there's a massive spike in neurovirus and
the two could be confused.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Yes, it's probably not food poisoning, it's probably neurovirus. For
seeing very high levels of norovirus across the country, much
more than in previous years, patients are filling up the
er with this, especially after travel over the holidays and
things like that.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh, this is bad news. This is bad news. I
dread this.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
The concerning thing with neurovirus, it's considered the perfect passagen.
So normally when you talk about viruses, they're surrounded by
an envelope that's made out of fat and that thatt
can easily be broken down with like life saft spray
or alcohol beast hand sanitizer like parrel.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Do you hear that? Did you hear that? Listen carefully,
don't half ass this segment. Don't have ass this. This
could be in your life. Listen carefully. On how you
can avoid is neurovirus.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
Normally, when you talk about viruses, they're surrounded by an
envelope that's made out of fat, and that fact can
easily be broken down with like life salt spray or
alcohol beast hand sanitizer like parrel. But with neurovirus, it
has a protein capsid that's resistant to purel and that disinfectant.
So do you hear that that's resistant to purel?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's resistant to purel? The worst words I could ever
hear in my life.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
That's resistant to purel and that disinfectant. So what we
really want people to do is wash their hands for
a full twenty seconds because it's that friction, it's that
trauma between your fingers that will break down that capsid
and destroy it.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Okay, so hand sanitizer does not work with the nera
of ViOn.
Speaker 9 (31:11):
I'm gonna use bleach to clean your your surfaces and.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Just okay, bleach to clean your surfaces, not your hands.
Don't digest, don't ingest bleach. Don't use bleach to wash
your hands unless you're made That might happen tonight.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Hand sanitizer does not work with the nera of ViOn.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
I'm gonna use bleach to clean your your surfaces and
just the soap and water.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's the bleach to clean your surfaces. Remember that at home,
bleach to clean your services, bleach up and water.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
It's it's the physical rubbing of the hands that it's
going to do the trick.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
And this the symptoms may be obvious, but I think
it's worth sharing what those are.
Speaker 9 (31:51):
So it's just a cute onset stomach pain, vomiting diarrhea,
and then plus the traditional flu like symptoms, so the
fevers that chills the body aches as well.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Okay, and do you go to the er when you
have this presented?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes? Yes, immediately. Yeah. That's a tough one.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
So if you're really losing a lot of volume weather
from the vomited diarrhea, you're not able to keep it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Keep Sorry, if you're enjoying a meal with the missus
right now, sorry, just trying to save lives.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Volume weather from the vomited diarrhea. You're not able to
keep it, keep water down and things like pedio light, electrolytes,
and you're feeling very weak. You're not making urine, which
is a good sign to show that you're dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, If you're not making urine, then you're dehydrated.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Especially the very younger, the older patients, they should probably
go to the er and not waste much time. But
if you're you're younger, you're healthier, you should try to
you know, just try to replenish as much as you can.
And sometimes you should only last about a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay, a couple of days of.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh that's the worst. All right, neuro virus could wipe
you out.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And Timmy, yes, Marla just text me, yeah, you just
disturb She finds.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It funny, get on with this stub asking the question, Well, look,
people are dying, and she's like, oh, you've been here
for two years? Do we have a cake for you? Oh?
That's great. I get it, I get it. I love her,
I absolutely love her. But look, if they're doing an
auto show, we can talk to the guy and how
(33:16):
long he's been here. But these people are dying. Well,
Purell is not killing this thing, okay, and they're going
with Wow. Remember when your parking spot used to be
near mine when we started here, wasn't it? Oh?
Speaker 12 (33:30):
Yes it was.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I remember you drove that that that Chevrolet. Did you
get it up the street? Yes?
Speaker 10 (33:35):
I did.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I got another community Chevrolet.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I love those people over there, all right, but but
it's it's fun to to have them call immediately. That's
that's cool, all right. One of my favorite people is
just walked in, Kelly.
Speaker 13 (33:51):
How you.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Fellow Rams fan? Oh, yes, it's getting good. It's getting good.
It's gonna be great, buddy, It's gonna be great. What's
on the big program tonight? Well, first let me say
happy New Year. Take You're happy seeing you, and it's
always good to see you, to see you.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Well, if anyone's actually trying to go to the beach,
don't because it's pretty nasty out there. There's a lot
of raw sewage. Oh you know, it's kind of cold,
but someone may want to get in the water. And
Metro thanks to me, I'm going to take all the
credit there is implementing these barriers for bus drivers to
keep the crazies from trying to kill the.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Bus drivers and how much is that going to cost?
Look of millions. My question is is it even going
to be effective? That's that's what I want to know, right,
But you know when metros have you know, Metro's budget,
I think is I don't know, it's like eight billion
dollars a year. It's a lot. They could give that
money to, honest and we could all take Ubers or lift.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
Or Waimo or Weymo and we'll talk about Weimo and
how someone tried to hijack a Weaimo.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I understand they're trying to get cars off the freeway.
I get that. But if you're going to get a
car off the freeway, don't stab us. Well, you can
still get carjacked, you know, Yeah, right, I get that,
I get that. Young It's it's LA's a very LA's
with public transportation has always been the most complicated city
in America.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
It is because it's not laid out in a way
which is conducive to public transit.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
This is a city where you kind of need to
have a car. You're right to, and even if you're
on a bus, you're gonna be sharing the same congested
roads and freeways that we all share.
Speaker 15 (35:19):
Right, And if you go to any other major city,
especially like Washington, DC or New York, their subway system
is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh it's fantastic. Yeah, it's great. Well that's where all that,
you know, but it's but it's congested in a very
small space. Washington disease a very small area it is.
We're everywhere, we're bass, and nobody wants to get in.
Everybody wants their own space, you know. They want their
own air conditioning, their own podcast, their own radio. They
don't want to get on a bus. No, No, we're selfish.
We're a selfish say all right, we're talking about Kelly
(35:46):
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the Rams, we know, I think that they've clinched their
playoff spot.
Speaker 15 (36:05):
I think they've clinched the app Yeah, I think they've
clinched the division.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So I think it's this game won't mean much of anything, right,
but buddy, it does affect my life. If the Rams
continue in the playoffs in a way. It does. It
affects my mood everything. When I treat my wife, my dog,
I'm the same way. When they lose. I am very
difficult to be. Leave me alone. That's right. I do it.
It's wrong, but it's true. It's totally true. All right.
(36:29):
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watch the show, laugh for an hour and a half.
(00:22):
A lot of things can be worse than that, all right.
There's a nail salon. Two women come in to get
their nails done and they didn't want to pay for it.
What's the equivalent croche of din and ditch? Nails and
snails dining ditch. You come in and you eat and
then you leave without paying, right, But what's getting your
(00:43):
hair done and then splitting clip and cut? Oh yeah, okay,
that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, cut and clip,
clip and cut, clip and cut out. Yeah, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We also have this video on all your socials at
Conway Shoes.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So is that right? The visual is pretty good? So
are we on Facebook? We're two hundred and ninety eight thousand, Yeah,
two ninety seven thirty five can we get to three
hundred thousand? I think we can, all right about it.
Buzz and beat it. Oh, that's a good one. But
they were getting their nails done though, haircut, peyton paint
and peyton uh polish and scrawlish. I don't know. I
(01:22):
got to come up on something. Manny and ranny. That's
a good one. Dip and go is good file. Yeah, yeah,
how about get your nails done and not pay too clunky? No,
I like it. That happened though, and a nail salon.
Two women got nailed at all. That's the best one. Yeah,
(01:44):
got nailed boom out on her. These people are nice
and you both were trying to run out on her
after getting their nails done.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
These two women allegedly tried to walk out the door
without paying.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But Diane Win employee Tiptop Nails and Compton immediately close
the shop, refusing to let them get away with ripping
her off.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We closed the door and cart a police and they
kept the nanovas, so we keep Carnopolis.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
A longtime customer pulled out her cell phone and captured
the crazy scene.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, so we have that on video, We have
that on social media. Yes, we are. You gotta pay
these people.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The two women, frustrated they couldn't leave, kept getting angrier.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Ay why why?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The redhead flashed her backside to the customer recording the
chaotic scene, who had already told her it's all going up.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
On social media.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
At one point, the N word.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Was tossed around.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
As soon as the women learned the cops were on
the way, one of them ran to the restroom to
flush money down the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I said, why do you do that?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I say, I have one name.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But wait a minute. So the women that they got
their nails done and then we're gonna split. Instead of
paying the shop owner, they took their own cash and
flush down a toilet. Yes, got your reason for that?
That is never heard of that before.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
One of them ran to the restroom to flush money
down the toilet, said why do you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I would have said the same thing. I have said
the exact same thing. Yeah, why do you do that? Yeah,
that's exactly what I would say.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I have Monday, but I don't want to make for you,
so I put pluff money in the toilet, so.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You have no money.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Diane managed to grab one of the ripped hundred dollars
bills and ran it through her machine.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What a day at the salon? Right, got almighty? You know,
just say can I get my nails?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Do?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What the hell's going on over there? God?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
She quickly discovered the money was fake.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ah, okay, okay, all right, that's the reason for the
flushing of the money. Counterfeit money. Wait, why would they
not pay? Yeah, if you printed the money at home
cost you nothing, why would you not pay the lady?
Pay the lady, pay the lady.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She quickly discovered the money was fake. Happened to you before?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A law?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Kem La County Sheriff's deputies detained and questioned the women.
When one of their boyfriends paid for the services rendered,
they were released. I was impressed at how fast you
guys close the doors.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Not by Shilr, you now be how experience to make
sure this doesn't happen. But what she said, Not by
sh Bilr, you now be how experience from experience?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Nice? Yeah, by shil you now be how experience.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Or become experience out to make sure this doesn't happen again.
The salon has posted this sign that says new customers
have to pay a seventy five percent deposit before they
get any new services.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh what a pain in the ass, right, just because
some people can't behave you know, we we a lot
of our lives have been altered because of a holes.
When I was growing up, I used to pull up
to a gas pump, pump your gas, read how much
on the pump you owed, then go in and pay
the guy. That's how it was when I was a kid.
And then people start leaving without paying. And now you've
(04:59):
got to go in. You got to pay and have
nice things. Then you pump, then you got to go
get you change. You got to wait in line between
these guys buying lottery tickets and you know, coffees. It's
pain in the ass. So that's one thing that changed
since I was a kid. Another one was used to
be able to go into a restaurant or a store
and use the restroom at any store six years a restaurant,
(05:21):
Oh yeah, I'm tightening the backshore, go ahead, and then
you go in there and use the restroom and you leave.
Now restrooms almost principally, if not totally, for customers only.
You'll always see that sign for customers only. You know,
why because people would go in use the bathroom and
then take a baseball bat and break it up. And
so they said, no, we're not doing that anymore. So
(05:43):
now it's for customers only. Another thing, when when I
was a kid, hitchhiking was big. You spick up a hitchhiker,
take them too, I don't know, Vegas, whatever, drop them off,
chat along the way, and you'd both be happier for
it now. And then somebody thought, well, the guy who
(06:04):
picked me up, maybe I'll reward him with an axe
and the forehead, and so that stopped. So we've altered
our lives because of a holes. This is the newest
one where now you're gonna have to pay upfront for
new customers. You have to pay for your salon treatment upfront,
your nails, your hair, your nails and your toenails, and
(06:24):
your manny and petty. I think it's what it's called,
right Bellio, Manny and petty, that's right, Tim. What does
a manny and petty cost? What does that cost to
have somebody?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You know, it depends on if you're going to get
the basic or the Deluxe or the elite.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Really yeah, it's different levels.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But basically Manny Petty could run you like sixty seventy eighty,
depending on what you're doing. Are you getting gel, are
you getting the dip?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What are you doing? Are you going to get the
salt scrub? I don't know. I think I'm gonna pass.
I think I'm moving on. I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Those ones where you put your feet in and they
put the fish in there to eat all the traps.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh my god, is that right? I would try that? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Little it looks like little minnows and they just swim around,
they eat all the all the dead skin off your feet, seawater.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That in foreign countries. They don't do that here at all.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I don't know if they do it here at all.
I've only seen it out of this country.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait, you put your feet in a bath with fish
and the fish eat the dead skin off your feet. Disgusting?
What a day for the fish. God delicacy to them.
I guess. Do you ever feel bad though, belly? Do
you get a pedicure at all? Yeah? Do you ever
feel bad? Do I feel bad like somebody's working on
your feet?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because I pay them very well, I know, but still
they do a great job. It does seem like a
subservient thing. To have somebody at your feet working on you.
It's like you're the queen or something.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Fish pedicures, by the way, are not permitted in California.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh they're not bad news, Bellia, No more fish pedicures.
But Angel, do you feel bad when somebody's working on
your feet?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Way, you really don't at all.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
No, because if I did it myself, my toenails would
look like a two year old painted them. And you
let the professionals do it because they do a bang
up job.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So they're not embarrassed to be doing that job. They
don't think it's beneath them.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You don't think it is. No, not at all like
to be working on your your feet while you're texting people.
They don't care. They make really good money, Joe conscious,
that's me. I said.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
They do the fish petties in Vegas. Oh they do apparently? Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Another reason, another another reason to move to Vegas, the
fish petties. Didn't you ever?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Because I know I did it a lot, didn't Tim?
Didn't you ever do your daughter's nails?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't think I remember ever doing that. Really, Yeah,
I don't remember doing them.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
You missed out, man, great experience doing that for you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But you know, I'm sad now that I did miss
all them because my wife could still take care of that. Yeah,
I didn't. I wasn't that kind of dad. I was,
you know, smoking cigarettes on TVG. There's something I was
a little relaxed on. That's one of them used to.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Put little jewels and stuff on their decorations. Yeah, but
they love that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, she loved it. Should have done that. I should.
I don't remember ever once painting my daughter's really, never once.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think that is one of the sweetest things a
dad can do.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is that right? Yeah? I remember combing her hair and
getting the tangles out. That counts too.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's also so you get credit for that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That was a long time, sometimes, like forty five minutes. Yeah,
and the ouch and the ouch and the pool and
the pol trying to watch, you know, ESPN over her shoulder.
I'm doing that. Wow. Can you braid? Yes? I can
break really yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
I never.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I could never do that. Yeah. I can't tightly braid,
but I can loosely braid. Like I couldn't braid it
where it's like close to the scalp.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You couldn't do like a fish tail braid. No, I
can't too advanced for you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, you know how it is sometimes really tight to
the scalp. I can't do that. Yeah, but I can
do a like a horsetail or. You know, I could braid.
I could break. As a matter of fact, we should
have a braid contest. I think I'm the best braider
on the show. Really, I do. Bringing dolls are that.
People gotta volunteers, and you're gonna do sharing's I could do.
I don't think she has long enough hair. It's it's
(10:11):
all abused. You've been It's been colored and tortured, hair
off Conway.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
Hair by the end of it, beautiful hair, frizzed hip.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's all been worked and you know, colored and decolored
and zapped and you know, heat it and cooled. And
you're not wrong. You're not wrong. It's a little Do
you have long enough hair to braid? Yes? You really do?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, Foosh has long enough hair to break? Oh my god,
there's the model right there. Let's braid his hair.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Is braiding food. We'll do the video and send it out.
Braid his hair, well, do you think that's beneath you? Yes?
If you braid his hair, I'll do his nails, Is
that right?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Full?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Just makeover? Who's going to give him the KINI wax? Angel?
I'm really good at it? She is, She's really good
at it. I guess man, all foods, you're gonna look
like a new man soon.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right, that's right apparently, Yeah, tig dog with that guy.
Speaker 12 (11:39):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We're looking to get we're looking to eclipse the three
hundred thousand followers or likes on Facebook. So if you
could help us out with Facebook? Bellya, where are we
on Facebook? And we're two hundred ninety eight thousand, seven
hundred and thirty five. Let me look, let's see if
we're trying to telethon and not and not do the
show until we get to that. Let's hear that, tempanate.
(12:07):
Are we already were?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
We were at two ninety eight, seven thirty five, we
were at seven thirty five, we're at seven eighty now,
so people are listening.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Can we get a few more? Please? We need to,
We need to, we need we're at seven eighty yeah, okay,
so we need one thousand, two hundred and twenty one thousand,
two twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So one thousand and how much one thousand, two twenty Yeah,
if if that amount of people could go over and
follow us on Facebook common way show, how many belly.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One thousand, two and twenty. That's right. Okay, that's right,
thank you, Yeah, thank dog, that'd be great. All right,
let's get into the uh way moo car jacking. For
some reason, people can't behave when there's no driver. I
thought there was gonna be the opposite. I thought people behave.
They're not. Now they're attacking the car.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Just behind us at this intersection is where that latest
incident happened. Waymo telling us tonight that things were actually
wrapped up pretty swiftly and that safety is paramount to
them as a company. But with this evolving and growing technology,
it's something that experts say is worth keeping an eye
on if you're a writer. Video from early Thursday morning
shows laped officers approaching a Weaymo vehicle while a man
(13:17):
is sitting in the front seat. According to the LAPD,
At around twelve thirty am, police responded near the intersection
of Fifth and Hill Streets after an unidentified man who
appeared to be intoxicated allegedly tried to drive away in
the car. A spokesperson for WEIMO tells us while that
man was interfering with the car, a rider nearby unlocked
the vehicle with their phone to start their trip. The
(13:38):
unidentified man then got into the driver's seat, leading the
original rider to cancel their trip and leave the scene.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
WEYMO says, it's the smart guy. Smart guy, leave the
drunk with the WEIMO and try to get another transportation.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
WEEMO says at this point, the individual refuse requests to
leave the vehicle, resulting in the company calling police.
Speaker 13 (13:56):
There may be a lesson two. Just like when you
walk up to an ATM, you kind of take you
look around you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That's right, that's right, that's there's nothing. There's nothing sexist
or racist about that. You look around you a little bit. Well,
you kind of take you look around you a little bit. Yeah.
I got in trouble once for saying that on the
air because somebody said, you know, you're prejudging people, and
I said, okay, all right, let me ask you a
few prejudge people. There's two ATMs in the same parking lot.
(14:24):
One of them has two gang members standing next to it.
Another one has an old woman standing next to it.
Which ATM do you use the one with the old woman? Right? Yeah,
you look around. That's how you protect yourself. That's how
you protect yourself. That's how you live longer. You examine
what's going on in your area, and you make wise choices.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
John Horst is a cybersecurity expert, and he argues that
this evolving technology around self driving vehicles is something users
should have a healthy skepticism about. In addition to this
morning's incident, earlier this year, a man was arrested on
suspicion of trying to steal one of the driverless vehicles
in downtown LA.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
How about that stealing away mone What a dumb idea.
Those things are monitored by nine hundred cameras. They're all cameras.
That's how they operate. They operate by by there's like
seven hundred cameras on that thing.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
We just need to understand that that car is being
driven as a result of the code that was written
by somebody, you know, in some buildings somewhere, and we
have to understand that there are risks there and ask
ourselves whether we're willing to assume those risks.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I think we are. Has anyone on the show driven
in a Weymo yet? Is anyone not high? Would you
drive in a Weimo? I'll give it a whirl. Wait, belly,
you would not. No, you would have somebody you know,
scratch your feet all day in a salon, but you
wouldn't jump into a Weymo.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, because I can control the feet scratching, all right.
I don't like that loss of what feels like control.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, So you be nervous, so nervous, I'd feel
very comfortable. Went home tonight. Then if they're in Bourbank,
got to take them anywhere? I'd fall asleep in the back.
You're an incredibly trusting ping Oh yeah, very trusted.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
In a statement tonight, Weimo saying quote. Over the five
million fully autonomous trips Weymo has provided, there have only
been a handful of instances in which a rider or
another unauthorized individual entered the driver's seat in an attempt
to operate it. Other examples of frightening situations include a
mop surrounding a Waymo vehicle in San Francisco while it's
being vandalized. In another, a passenger inside while someone is
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trying to rip off the door from the outside.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Can you drive away?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
And?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
While multiple safety outlets are in place by the company.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh O, casual? That guy was, he's about to get
robbed or shot? Door from the outside? Can you drive away?
Can you drive away? Who's he talking to? There's no driver,
there's nobody in that car. Can you drive away? Now?
There's no driver? Can you drive away?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
And?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
While multiple safety outlets are in place by the company,
experts suggests there are certain risks companies can't code for,
meaning it's something everyone should keep in mind.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Now, somebody jumps in the in the driver's seat the
car and say, oh, nobody's supposed to be in the
driver's seat. I'm turning, I'm turning myself off.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But they why are people attacking these cars? It happens
all the time. I don't understand that. You know, they're
not attacking the driver or the passenger. They're literally just
attacking the car. I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (17:17):
But somebody jumps into the backseat next to you and
hold you hostage. You can't cope for that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It is it the modern technology? Is it? Taxi cab
Union members that don't want to be outsourced or replaced.
I don't know who's deciding to attack a WEEIMO.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Weimo added that their vehicles are end quote designed so
that authorized individuals or rather unauthorized individuals, cannot disengage the
automated driving system and manually operate the vehicles. They also
point out that their writers support system can get in
touch with law enforcement if any situation warrants it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
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but we have an outbreak. I just saw here and
it's gonna be something you want to know about. We
have an outbreak in the United States and you could
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Speaker 12 (18:15):
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Speaker 1 (18:21):
All right, real quickly, I'm gonna tell you what the
viral outbreak is. Then we're gonna get to David Vasay.
Since we tease that, here we go the viral outbreak.
Ladies and gentlemen could kill you.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Viral outbreaks and federal health officials are warning of the
spread of a common stomach bug medically known as neuro virus. Yes,
a medical contributor, doctor Michael Dania, was here with what you.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Needed to know the neumal virus. We'll get to that,
but first, David Vas say, with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Hi,
you Bob.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
I'm doing great. I think I've heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, it's a stomach illness you get on cruises. You
take your family on crosses.
Speaker 14 (18:51):
I'm very much against cruises. Why for those reasonsau virus? Yeah,
for those reasons, and also just the people that go
on cruise is.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, all right, David Bath say you if you don't,
you're not a cruise guy. I used to be, and
then my my wife and daughter are deathly afraid of
going on them, so we don't go on them. Okay.
I love cruises. I think they're the greatest thing in
the world. I respect cruise people more than I respect
people don't go by far. I respect religious people more
than people are not religious. I respect cruisers more than
(19:21):
non cruise.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Are you sending a message right now to me?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yes, go on a cruise, take your kids on the
Crown of Disney cruise. Oh, I like a curmudgeon. You're
you're so cheap with these kids.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
I walked by the boarding deck of a Disney cruise
in San Diego when I was with the Dodgers.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
You know, I travel with the Dodgers. Yeah, I guess that.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
My wife has been begging me to try to book
one of these and I just say, you know what,
they're booked in advance years. You can't get on.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yes, you could get on. You could get on, buddy.
The Dodgers are renovating Dodgers Stadium. Is that going to
all come together before opening day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well?
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Uh uh, probably by opening day, but not I'm not
gonna say not. The Freeway Series that's the exhibition between
the Dodgers and Angels this year, the Angels were going
to host two of the three.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I could see all three.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay. The Dodgers are going to open on the road
in another country, Tokyo, Japan and Japan.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
It's going to be wild Conway with Otani ya'm a moto. Yeah,
specifically Otani, who is everywhere in Tokyo, Japan. He's he's
on another level, Michael Jordan level.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Is he going to be a father by then?
Speaker 10 (20:29):
I have to do the calculations.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
It was how long a woman is pregnant for him?
Speaker 10 (20:35):
Is it around eight and a half months these days?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, it's exactly right. It's right around there.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Take a quick story. When my daughter was born in
two thousand and five, I didn't know anything about you know,
child bearing or child of course I didn't. So I
said to my wife, I said, my wife, well, she
was in labor. I said, hey, how shoon before her
eyes open? And my wife's like what I said, how
(21:05):
how soon before her eyes are open? And she's like, Tim,
this is not a cat. We're having a human being.
They're open right away. And I heard one of the
nurses say.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I don't think he's ready, and you're still not.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I am still not ready. I'm still like you know,
every day is another lesson.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
You want me to one up you on a birst story, Yes,
I'm gonna name drop on you. A former guest or
a current guest on this show. Rick Monday called me
fifteen minutes before our second child was born. He's like, hey, pal,
how's it going over there? I was like, well, Rick,
my wife's in labor all right, So uh, I guess
(21:43):
I'll let you go. I just want to wish you
the best of luck. Rick Monday calling right before the
baby's born.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who you couldn't ask for anybody better to call you.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I was going to wrap the baby in an American
flag in honor of Rick Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And have Vince Scully say, well, can you believe they
were about to burn an American fly? All right? So
the Dodgers have a brand new contract with Tiasco Tioscar
Tioscar Hernandoz Ndez sety six million.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yes, many of your listeners and their children were in
a panic until it became official. Today, the city of
Los Angeles has embraced Tioscar Hernandez as much as they've
embraced any player. After one year, that's right, And he
started crying at the parade, the fans gave him a
standing ovation, and he finally came back.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
So he's a big part of their team.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Sixty six million for how many years?
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Three years?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Plus a team option for the fourth year Conway Wow.
And every you know, everybody's asking down the hall. Petro's like,
why why are they giving him a press conference just
because he's coming back. It's because the entire city that
was on standby until he came.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Back, and now who's the new picture. They've also signed
not a.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Pitch, but they are pursuing another Japanese pitcher by the
name of Roki Sazaki, twenty three years old, one hundred
miles an hour.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
They just signed a Korean infielder that played against them
last year, Hi Song Kim, not to be confused with
Ha Song Kim, who plays for the Padres and now
is a free agent. And is he going to be
on the team or he is guaranteed a spot on
the team?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right? And who's he replacing?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Great question. They're in flux right now. Okay, there's a
few guys like Miguel Rojas, Gavin Lux, Chris Taylor that
all should be very nervous right now, okay, because they
need to bring back Key K Hernandez as well. You
know the one that cursed on live TV.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That's right. I saw Key Herneez every time I see
me as a different color hair.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Yeah, that's the that's the the sparkle of Key K
if you will, that's what makes Key K special.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The Dodgers. Look, they've got to be the favorites to
win it again.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Oh yeah, it would be the first major League team
to win back to back championships since the New York Yankees,
the Jeter Yankees. Right, yeah, no team has gone back
to back since.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
All right, who what's the pitching lineup for this year?
Who's gonna be the five man rotation?
Speaker 10 (24:13):
Is going to pitch this year? He is? He is
going to pitch this year? All right, ya, I'm a motive.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
He is back in the booth, but he's not pitching,
all right, Walker Buehler, Hero World Series Hero signed with
the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:28):
Sorry, yeah, but my guy, Blake Snell aka snell Zillo,
he's two times two times cy Young Award winner, is
in the rotation.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Is he coming out of San Francisco?
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He is, look at you from San Francisco.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
He was a rental Let's be fair.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You know a lot of players they don't want to
play in San Francisco because it's dangerous and filthy. Yeah,
and they'll sign with other teams for less money.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
That's right. The city is working against the Giants, right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I feel bad for Giants fans. I don't you don't No, Okay,
good for you? All right? So Otani Snell well Tyler
Glass now emphasis on Glass.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
He fairly pitched last year.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay, you know Tani's really going to pitch.
Speaker 14 (25:14):
He is going to pitch, maybe not the first month
of the year, but probably may on.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
You're going you're going to see.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Him when when when he's not pitching, will he be
the dh He will even the day after and the
day that he does pitch, he will be the d
Oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:32):
So when he comes out of the game, there's an
Otani rule, he could still d.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
H oh really? Oh wait, so that's going to be
the rule now.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
It's it was made a couple of years ago when
it became.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
An awesome Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
It was a spectacle Conway last year. With Otani being
at Dodger Stadium, just as a hitter, it is going
to be pandemonia when he pitches at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, it's gonna be a fantastic Now, the day after
a pitcher pitches and if he goes into the sixth, seventh,
or eighth innings, his arm is on fire. The next
day he can't do anything with it. He'll still bat.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
Then he will still bat.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
How is he gonna do that?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
He's a freak yeah, he is a freak.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Really, there might be some days where they say, you
know what, maybe you want to sit today, especially in
the dog days of August. You know, if he makes
a start where he goes seven or eight, they may say, hey,
will Smith the catcher, get off your legs, your knees,
want you d h Otani? Want't you sit down?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Are there any new rule changes this year? I know
they were toying with you can have the best player up.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Oh that's such a joke.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
God, you know what Major League Baseball should be more
concerned about than this new ridiculous Willy Wonka golden ticket rule.
Two major league teams are going to be playing in
minor league stadiums this year.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No way, Vegas.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
No, the Oakland former Oakland A's are going to play
in a minor league stadium in Sacramento, while the Tampa.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Bay Rays Wow, yeah, whose stadium's.
Speaker 14 (27:00):
Affected by the hurricane are going to play in the
New York Yankees minor league stadium in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's great, dude.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
Rob Manfred is worried about some Willie walk A golden
ticket rule.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's wild too. Teams are gonna playing in minor league Hey.
Speaker 14 (27:16):
They like to distract you. Look over here, look over here.
Don't see these two teams. The NFL or NBA would
never go for that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Are they working on Dodgers Stadium in twenty four hours
a day?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Twenty four hours a day?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
They got three ships? Yes, hours a day.
Speaker 14 (27:27):
You could fly the KFI copter over Dodger Stadium now
and they would see the lights in the work going.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
The last time you were there, I was there this afternoon, Oh,
for the press conference.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Yes, it looks like they've made some some.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
They gotta get moving, you know what, Thank god it's
not raining.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
No, you're right. It has helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean remember what happened to you know where the
rams at so so far? Yeah, I got fled, got flooded. Yeah,
delayed by a year, right, Yeah, the dryness in California
is helping out. That's right, buddy, Thank you for coming on.
Go Dodgers. I like the Dodgers. I think they're gonna
win the World Series this year.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Even though you don't think they are. I think they're.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
I think they have a very good chance.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
It's very difficult to repeat, you know, I already have
a World Series hangover.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Conway. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't see a ring on you.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Uh where hasn't It hasn't been given out yet.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
An opening day. You're gonna get one. We'll see, we'll see.
I think you get one.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
I'd say fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh, I think it's more than that. I think it's
fifty one to forty nine.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
If not, we'll go to Taco Bell for more nuggets.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Sing doong with.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
David Bassa stopped in. That was really cool. That was
a nice treat. David Vassa with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
We had petres on as well. That was cool as well.
So it's nice people popping in. Doors always open for
anybody who works it. I hot media, Come on in?
What the hell? All right, let's get back to this outbreak.
(28:57):
This might kill you, and I want to make sure
you're not killed. But you could die from this outbreak. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
get to get the stomach flu in the whole run.
And that's not good, bad, bad news for.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Viral outbreaks and federal health officials are warning of the
spread of a common stomach bug medically known as neuro
virus or Medical contributor doctor Michael Dania was here with
what you need to know. Happy New Year.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
To you, Happy new year, Yeah to back, and we'll.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Talk about it at the end. But this is your
two year anniversary with the years of years talk about. Yes,
we love to have you here, Thank you. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Let's just get to the disease. Let's not stop with
the area. Two years here and two years not.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I've seen on my social media have said I have
food poisoning, but there's a massive spike in neurovirus and
the two could be confused.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Yes, it's probably not food poisoning, it's probably neurovirus. For
seeing very high levels of norovirus across the country, much
more than in previous years, patients are filling up the
er with this, especially after travel over the holidays and
things like that.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh, this is bad news. This is bad news. I
dread this.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
The concerning thing with neurovirus, it's considered the perfect passagen.
So normally when you talk about viruses, they're surrounded by
an envelope that's made out of fat and that thatt
can easily be broken down with like life saft spray
or alcohol beast hand sanitizer like parrel.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Do you hear that? Did you hear that? Listen carefully,
don't half ass this segment. Don't have ass this. This
could be in your life. Listen carefully. On how you
can avoid is neurovirus.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
Normally, when you talk about viruses, they're surrounded by an
envelope that's made out of fat, and that fact can
easily be broken down with like life salt spray or
alcohol beast hand sanitizer like parrel. But with neurovirus, it
has a protein capsid that's resistant to purel and that disinfectant.
So do you hear that that's resistant to purel?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's resistant to purel? The worst words I could ever
hear in my life.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
That's resistant to purel and that disinfectant. So what we
really want people to do is wash their hands for
a full twenty seconds because it's that friction, it's that
trauma between your fingers that will break down that capsid
and destroy it.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Okay, so hand sanitizer does not work with the nera
of ViOn.
Speaker 9 (31:11):
I'm gonna use bleach to clean your your surfaces and.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Just okay, bleach to clean your surfaces, not your hands.
Don't digest, don't ingest bleach. Don't use bleach to wash
your hands unless you're made That might happen tonight.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Hand sanitizer does not work with the nera of ViOn.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
I'm gonna use bleach to clean your your surfaces and
just the soap and water.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's the bleach to clean your surfaces. Remember that at home,
bleach to clean your services, bleach up and water.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
It's it's the physical rubbing of the hands that it's
going to do the trick.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
And this the symptoms may be obvious, but I think
it's worth sharing what those are.
Speaker 9 (31:51):
So it's just a cute onset stomach pain, vomiting diarrhea,
and then plus the traditional flu like symptoms, so the
fevers that chills the body aches as well.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Okay, and do you go to the er when you
have this presented?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes? Yes, immediately. Yeah. That's a tough one.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
So if you're really losing a lot of volume weather
from the vomited diarrhea, you're not able to keep it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Keep Sorry, if you're enjoying a meal with the missus
right now, sorry, just trying to save lives.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Volume weather from the vomited diarrhea. You're not able to
keep it, keep water down and things like pedio light, electrolytes,
and you're feeling very weak. You're not making urine, which
is a good sign to show that you're dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, If you're not making urine, then you're dehydrated.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Especially the very younger, the older patients, they should probably
go to the er and not waste much time. But
if you're you're younger, you're healthier, you should try to
you know, just try to replenish as much as you can.
And sometimes you should only last about a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay, a couple of days of.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh that's the worst. All right, neuro virus could wipe
you out.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And Timmy, yes, Marla just text me, yeah, you just
disturb She finds.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It funny, get on with this stub asking the question, Well, look,
people are dying, and she's like, oh, you've been here
for two years? Do we have a cake for you? Oh?
That's great. I get it, I get it. I love her,
I absolutely love her. But look, if they're doing an
auto show, we can talk to the guy and how
(33:16):
long he's been here. But these people are dying. Well,
Purell is not killing this thing, okay, and they're going
with Wow. Remember when your parking spot used to be
near mine when we started here, wasn't it? Oh?
Speaker 12 (33:30):
Yes it was.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I remember you drove that that that Chevrolet. Did you
get it up the street? Yes?
Speaker 10 (33:35):
I did.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I got another community Chevrolet.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I love those people over there, all right, but but
it's it's fun to to have them call immediately. That's
that's cool, all right. One of my favorite people is
just walked in, Kelly.
Speaker 13 (33:51):
How you.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Fellow Rams fan? Oh, yes, it's getting good. It's getting good.
It's gonna be great, buddy, It's gonna be great. What's
on the big program tonight? Well, first let me say
happy New Year. Take You're happy seeing you, and it's
always good to see you, to see you.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Well, if anyone's actually trying to go to the beach,
don't because it's pretty nasty out there. There's a lot
of raw sewage. Oh you know, it's kind of cold,
but someone may want to get in the water. And
Metro thanks to me, I'm going to take all the
credit there is implementing these barriers for bus drivers to
keep the crazies from trying to kill the.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Bus drivers and how much is that going to cost?
Look of millions. My question is is it even going
to be effective? That's that's what I want to know, right,
But you know when metros have you know, Metro's budget,
I think is I don't know, it's like eight billion
dollars a year. It's a lot. They could give that
money to, honest and we could all take Ubers or lift.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
Or Waimo or Weymo and we'll talk about Weimo and
how someone tried to hijack a Weaimo.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I understand they're trying to get cars off the freeway.
I get that. But if you're going to get a
car off the freeway, don't stab us. Well, you can
still get carjacked, you know, Yeah, right, I get that,
I get that. Young It's it's LA's a very LA's
with public transportation has always been the most complicated city
in America.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
It is because it's not laid out in a way
which is conducive to public transit.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
This is a city where you kind of need to
have a car. You're right to, and even if you're
on a bus, you're gonna be sharing the same congested
roads and freeways that we all share.
Speaker 15 (35:19):
Right, And if you go to any other major city,
especially like Washington, DC or New York, their subway system
is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh it's fantastic. Yeah, it's great. Well that's where all that,
you know, but it's but it's congested in a very
small space. Washington disease a very small area it is.
We're everywhere, we're bass, and nobody wants to get in.
Everybody wants their own space, you know. They want their
own air conditioning, their own podcast, their own radio. They
don't want to get on a bus. No, No, we're selfish.
We're a selfish say all right, we're talking about Kelly
(35:46):
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see you, buddy, and go rams doing this week with
the Rams, we know, I think that they've clinched their
playoff spot.
Speaker 15 (36:05):
I think they've clinched the app Yeah, I think they've
clinched the division.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So I think it's this game won't mean much of anything, right,
but buddy, it does affect my life. If the Rams
continue in the playoffs in a way. It does. It
affects my mood everything. When I treat my wife, my dog,
I'm the same way. When they lose. I am very
difficult to be. Leave me alone. That's right. I do it.
It's wrong, but it's true. It's totally true. All right.
(36:29):
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