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February 4, 2025 32 mins
Tim and Mark Thompson share their experiences of getting pulled over by police and questioned over sobriety. // Tim Talks Superbowl 2025 and Richie’s Trip to Vail, Colorado with pals/ Tim Conway Fame. // Paul Newman urinal and autograph ban story with Mark Thompson. // Both, Tim and Mark talk about a favorite classic film, “Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid” the movie. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's
Convoy Show. Mark Thompson is here. Yes, sir, that's a
cool deal for everybody listening right.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, you keep asking me, I mean, it's an odd
thing for you to ask me. I hope it is
a cool thing for everybody listening.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Michael Jordan's kid Mark is got pulled over for a DUI?
Have you ever had a DUI?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Never? Have you? No? Never, knock on wood.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I've been pulled over and questioned and had to go
through the test a couple of times. One in on
the one on one Freeway southbound near Corbin, and another
one in San Diego, No. Two in San Diego on
the same night. I wasn't even drinking at all, and
I got pulled over in that in that lamplight district.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You know what that?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, downtown San Diego gaslight gaslights? Yeah, what do I
call it? Lamplight gas lamp district in San Diego. I
coult pulled over twice within an hour and had to
do the sobriety test twice. I won't even drinking h.
I guess I just look like I.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Mean, it's a lot, it's a lot less intense if
you haven't been drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's nerve wracking, though, to sit on the side of
the highway with a highway patrol guy and go through
those tests.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I've had I'm gonna say maybe four in my life.
And the three I remember were that pencil thing where
he asked you to follow the pencil. He's still sitting there, okay,
and he goes, uh, you know, follow the pencil with
your eyes, you don't turn your head. And I just
and I'm thinking, am I doing this right? Am I
not supposed you know? Like I am I supposed to?

(01:33):
It's weird. I don't to this moment, I don't know
what the right what they're looking for. Are they looking
for your eyes and not following?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, three of
those and.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Then one of the one you're talking about, which is
where you get out of the car and you, you know,
walk the line or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I didn't have to walk the line, I.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know if I walked the line, but he definitely got
me out of the car once. I remember I was
in a black tie just come from a charity event.
It was up coming up to five. I think he
stopped me or the four h five. Anyway, I remember
saying to him, I said these words. I said, do
I seem inebriated to you or something?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm wondering why this is. I'm worried that, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
And he said no, just checking it out, and he's
like running my license and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Then you let me give you a ticket? No, you
let me go.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You got a good ticket either.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know, how do you? Oh, I know what it's doing.
I had a tail light out and that's what I
got pulled over for. They say, have you've been drinking?
I said, I said, I said no, and he said
I said, well like from when, I mean like last week?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, well anut yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
He goes, okay, we're going to do a field sobriety test.
I'm like, a hell, but I wasn't even drinking at all. Yeah,
so I skated. You know, when you're not drinking, you
get pulled over, then you feel like you're the king.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's a lot easier when you haven't drinking, but right, yeah,
when you're drinking though, But it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Does last thing.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'll just say, it does play on your general you know,
even if you haven't been drinking, you know, being interacting
with the police officer is you know, maybe you'll miss
interpret some milick.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe I'll trip. I don't know, you know, but that's.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
The difference between being old and young. When you're young,
you're afraid of getting pulled over. When you're old, you're
pissed that you're getting pulled over. Like my grandfather when
he got pulled over, he was angry as hell. You know, God,
these sons a you know, mother, I got it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know that's right. My shoes are older than you.
What do you mean? I wrote? Do you know the
speed living on the street? I wrote, this means limn
on this street? All right?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Mark Michael Jordan's kid Marcus got pulled over for a dui.
It's a big story in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
He eventually was booked for possession of cocaine and resisting arrest.
The report also says he was cited for.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Dui, what a night, drinking, coke, strip bars, Lamborghini, Guy's
got it made guys hit it out of the park.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Officers noted in that report that he was so intoxicated
that he's saying in the back of the patrol car
on the way to the d UI center.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
He sang the whole way to jail, sang just singing
songs the whole way.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
When he later was tested for DUI for being drunk
behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
We are continuing to follow.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
The service for now reporting inland.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
The thing isn't part of the sobriety test. Maybe I
don't know. They go, hey, can you sing us the
following song? Don't drop any lyrics or post the lyrics
for you in the back of the car.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I guess not. I guess no. Ashton, thank you.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
And Marcus Jordan has connections here to the University of
Central Florida.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, he owned this Florida. Okay, this big deal in Florida.
They take their d UI seriously in Florida, do they. Yeah,
those those Florida cops, they stepped you quick. They feel
very UI here. They put the UI in d UI.
Well you saw what what was that receiver's name that
was that was going to the Dolphins game and he
got yanked kill?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, yeah, treiek Kill huh tree kills his name? Yeah,
they didn't. They don't mess around in Florida, but.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Ashton, thank you. And Marcus Jordan has connections here to
the University of Central Florida.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, he owns a shoe store down selling high end
tennis shoes downtown. Also played for the University of Central Florida,
and I know his father Michael Jordan, was attending many
of those games out at UCF. Alex Walker joins us
in studio now with details on that local connection with basketball.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hey, Gregor and Martha.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
During his college years, Marcus Jordan played three seasons four
the UCF men's basketball team during their days in Conference USA.
He played alongside his brother Jeff Jordan, before leaving the
night's program in August of twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Marcus was a solid player in Orlando.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
He was rated as the sixtieth best shooting guard in
the country at AIG.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Wow, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's it. That's high, you know,
I mean, that's there's thousands of kids playing college dress.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's a big country. I agree, he's sixtieth. That's cool.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
In Orlando, he was rated as the sixtieth best shooting
guard in the country at a high school.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got a great pay per view.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Marcus Jordan against Bronnie James one on one.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
There you go, one on one? Who do you pick?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
How about this? Uh it's Jordan v. James? But on
a Uh it's a funny car race.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, now you're getting crazy? How about this? How about
Caitlin Clark against Bronnie James? Who wins that that one
on one?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I think Bronnie you think? Yeah. I've asked.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Five guys that I know that no sports much better
than I do, and they all said, without a doubt
it would be a one sided victory for Caate and Clark.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that right? Just because she can shoot so well?
I guess so I just assumed that his size would
be overwhelming.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Well, how always interested in these nepotistic sort of ideas
of like Jordan's kid and le bron James's kid. They've
got the DNA makeup in him, right, But when they
hit that, you know, that real fight where you got
it with that that struggle and that deep down grit
that you got to have, that's that's where their upbringing
and their life kind of comes into play. And that's
when they don't really live up to that DNA potential.

(06:55):
I think, right, maybe they're not hungry, right exactly? They
got nothing to struggle for it.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Guy's got a Lamborghini. You know, got a Lamborghini. Coke,
money for coke, booze and strippers.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Why does he have to sweat in the locker room
with you know, nine other guys.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
One thing you won't hear him say when you pull
him over is can we hurry this up? I have
got an early morning meeting. He doesn't seem like an
early morning meeting. Guy, all right?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is that the end of it? We go more and
shined at UCF.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
He scored over one thousand points for the Nights and
his final season back in twenty eleven twenty twelve. He
started thirty one games and average thirteen points, three rebounds,
two and a half assists per game. His most memorable
moment came in a big upset of number four U Coon.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
He scored deaybeat Yukon's that's outrageous.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I guess that's why it was an upset.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's crazy. That must have been a thirty point. That
must have been a thirty point dog in that game.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Came in a big upset of number four U Coon.
He scored twenty points at the Battle for Atlanta's tournament.
Marcus finished eleventh in the conference and scoring his final
season and rand in and minutes per game.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
You played quite a bit, Gregor Martha back to you,
all right.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Alex, thanks so much, And we have more details on
that bodycam video that was just release. Let's listen in.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I need you guys out of the car because there
is a train cone right now.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, you're not gonna be able to move it.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Just get out of the car. You can't.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
You're burying again. That is Marcus Jordan.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right, Well there he goes. I hope he gets
his life together.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't know, it sounds like he does.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It just not like you have it together. Aside from
that one incident. He's got a great life. It depends
what you considered together. I guess.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I like when people say, like the news will say,
I hope he gets his life together together. He's knocking
it out.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Hey, if you need a connection at Rachel's Gentleman Club,
he's the only guy you can talk to.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
This guy's got a life every guy wants.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah. I hope he gets his life together. Got him mighty.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
How much weed will one thousand dollars get you?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't know how much weed? Steph whosh will a
thousand bucks get you? Was at like a core like
a court quarter pound or quarter pound? The announce? How
much is announce a weed? No days, it's it's hard
because they measure it really really specific. But I would
say maybe like one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
For an ounce?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah really well, if you're I'm including the tax that's shake,
double taxes and everything that seed shake, yeah, stick lid
dine bag. That's why I go to gummies. Yeah what,
that's what. That's why I go to gummies because it

(09:38):
was a guinea pig thing. The guinea pig. Who's playing
the Oh that was Richie?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
The room, I'm in your.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Head, zoo in there, all right?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
The super Bowl is coming up. Super Bowl is gonna
be on Sunday. It's this Sunday, the super Bowl. Richie,
could you tell us was in the Super Bowl? You
please tell us the Chiefs and who else?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Mm? The other team? Who's the other team?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (10:10):
All I know is that Kendrick Lamar is going to
be performing the halftime, and I will not be watching.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Why you team Drake?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yes? There?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
What's that fight all about?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't even know, so you know it's It's Kansas City. Yeah,
that's who I'm at.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
And they're just gonna play whatever.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna be watching. I'm gonna be
in Veil, Colorado skiing.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Hopefully that's a pretty good brag. Wait, you're going to Vail, Colorado?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I leave on Friday.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Who do you know in Vail?

Speaker 10 (10:43):
I don't know, but hopefully I get to meet someone.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
But you're just gonna drive the Veil.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
No, A group of friends are gonna go spend our
friend's birthday out there for the weekend. So we got
like a nice little spot at this resort. I've never
been to Colorado, but Bellio gave me the break down
of what to.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Wear and what not to wear.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
What does she say not to wear shorts?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
So I can't rock the foosh? Look?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Are you gonna wear your keep on trucking shirt? Yes, sir? Yeah, Hey,
and you've messed with the tea in trucking. That's odd.
So so let me ask you something.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're going with?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
How many people like five, and you're going to whose birthday?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
My best friend Zoe? And how old is she? She's
gonna be.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
She's gonna kill me when I when she hears twenties?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, thirty five? Oh thirty five? Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Wow, all right, but she still looks like a twenty
year old. Oh she does. Okay, that's cool. That is
she single?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
No? Remember how I went to she's married?

Speaker 10 (11:41):
No, she's the one that got engaged in Italy this
summer where, yes, summer.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I remember that? Yes, all right, Zoe one on one, Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
All right.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Ritchie's got kind of an exotic life. You know, his
friends get engaged in Italy. He goes to meet them
in Veil on football weekend. But his whole life is interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's got an interesting personal life going Then when he
gets home, his dad's got horses. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah,
he's got it all. We got it going on. Yeah,
and he's got a great life going on. You got
the life I should have had, You could have it?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Still, Yeah, these kind feel like too late. You feel
like your life is the life that I should have had. Conway,
I don't know. I see your life and I.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Should have the life that Marcus Jordan had. Yeah, you
probably did in the eighties, but no, I didn't. My
dad had six kids. He broke most of the time.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, he didn't knock get the kids down the hundreds
of thousands.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
In the Lambeau. No way.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
My dad wasn't making my My dad was getting by
on cash. You know, my dad had three conversations with
me during his life. I don't think I ever talked
about him on the air where he said he's busted out.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, three conversations. So was that when you were trying
to borrow money? Look, he had six kids.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
He might have been saying that for a reason.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
And there were no residuals back there about then. On
television of course, So you get seventy five hundred bucks
a week and that's it. You know, when you do
a series is over, it's over done. And he and
he was bent with both hands at sant Anita. Yeah, yeah,
so what what do you expect? Right, guy lived the lot,
get lived the way you should live. You know, sure,
don't leave for your kids, go to take it to
sant Anita, but.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yourself, I think he also is.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's weird because he's a Hall of Fame entertainer, and
for that reason we just assumed that he is incredibly wealthy.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well, here, let me tell you a quick story. Somebody
said to me today. Somebody said to me, you know,
did you hear about Marcus Jordan getting pulled over for
a dui? And I said yeah. And they said to me, well,
isn't it uh, you know, it's it's probably a bummer
to have a famous dad because when you get pulled
over do anything like that, that the whole world gets,
you know, knows what's going on. And I said, yeah, yeah,

(13:45):
I mean that's a big deal. And he said, but
your case is different because more people know Michael Jordan
than knew who your dad was. And I said, well,
while I have your attention, that's wrong. You know what
Q score is, sure, that's how how many people in
the United States.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Know who you are.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, my dad's Q score was ninety three.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
At one point. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Michael Jordan's is not ninety three.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, And here's the difference.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
When Tim Conway your father's all right, Yeah, there were
three networks right right, and there.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Were ABC, CBS and NBC.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
If you were on any of them, you over any
kind of period of time. You got to be well known,
and if you were a star entertainer that has been
say insanely funny as your dad was, and he even
was outside of the sitcom he was, et cetera, you
then really punched through.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
He was so well known, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I used to go to Disneyland with him, and he
used to wear a hat, so nowhere to recognize him.
And the hat said dwarf on it, which is a
defeats the purpose. No, that's not true. But he would
wear a hat and we'd go to Disneyland and he
would spend all day signing autographs. There would be thirty
or forty people around him the whole day and he'd
sign autograss. He never turned anybody down, not one person.

(14:58):
I remember eating at a caf at Disneyland and there
are thirty people around the table trying to get his autograph,
and while he was eating, he was signing autographs. Never
ever once did he say, look, I'm eating with my family,
that's extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Not once.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I never, in his entire life, I never heard him
say anything other than thank you for watching to fans
of his not once.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wow. And I asked him about that.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I said, Dad, you're eating dinner, you're with your family,
and people come over, you stop eating, you talk to
them for ten fifteen minutes sometimes. And he said to me,
he goes tim without those people. I have nothing in
life nothing.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Of course, it's true. But by the same token you
are allowed some He.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Never thought he was allowed personal time. He never wanted
to turn anybody away ever, ever, And he never did
not once in his life, not once. And there was
a lot of instances like that, a ton of them.
Never once did he say I'm busy right now, or
I can't do it, or not once.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
What's the Paul Newman story? You know the Paul Newman story.
He used to be very much like your father. Was
everybody's autograph and he was a you.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Know know that story.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And he, uh, finally one day because he had a rule,
no autographs.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't sign office's that right, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yet, he started like your dad, where he signed everybody's
signed his autograph to everybody. Okay, but he was in
the men's room and he is at the urinal and
the guy comes right up next to him at the
urinale and starts using the urinal and He looks over
and he goes, hey, Paul Newman.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay, hold that thought. Well, we come back, Mark going
to finish the story. That's great that I want to
hear this story. That is awesome. All right, It's Convoys Show,
were live on KFI. Mark's here with this great Paul
Newman's story.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
We come back.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
He's gonna finish that up.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Mark Thompson is here and a very popular podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
He's up to one hundred Are you one hundred thousand?
We're closing one hundred thousand? What are you at ninety one?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
We're at ninety I think now ninety I don't know.
Ninety one, ninety.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Two, ninety two thousand? People you started two years ago?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Nobody. Yeah, we're doing well.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
We're doing between a million and two million a month
on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'm really happy and it's not easy, so I.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Really you work your ass off on that. Yeah, I
really appreciate everybody who was secure. Number that I can't
even get my head around.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Are you admortizing it a bit? I mean you YouTube?
Lets you do that?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
You know they run commercials sort of in it, and
you can, as a result, get some of that commercial revenue.
That's the way it works. And we also have Patreon
and PayPal supporters. You're loaded over the show. The show
is free to everybody, but but we do have supporters
who make it happen.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
You got any more schwag?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
We know it's funny. We're changing our merch. I knew it.
We're changing it up. I knew it.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Can I tell you that croage about two weeks ago
you did that this that the merch at Mark Thompson's
show was getting stale. They need to change it up.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's yeah, yeah, well we got some We just don't
love the merch company that we're using, so we're gonna
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I knew it.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
There's some goods. There are a couple of good things.
Get mark Merch dot com. We don't make much money
on the merch. It's sort of just like you're making
millions on the show though, no making me. I've never
made millions on anything I've ever done.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
I enjoyed my Mark Thompson Show mug.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
And that's a collector's item and someday that'll be worth
some real money.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
All right, you were telling us a great story.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Well, I'm not a great story. There was just more
on your dad. You were saying, signs a sign. He
never turned anybody down for an audigo one. I was
saying that Paul Newman, who was the number one, you know,
box office some actor for years. He also had a
policy of signing autographs whenever possible, he signed, signed, sign, sign, signed,
until he went through this period during which he had

(18:37):
no autographs, said I'm not signing any more autographs. And
he did that for a couple of decades, I think,
And when asked about it, he related this story. He said,
I used to sign autographs everybody. Anytime they wanted it.
I would stop what I was doing and I'd.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Sign for them.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
One day, I was in the restroom. I'm in the
men's room and I'm using the urinal. The guy comes
up using the urinal next to me. He looks at
me and he says, Paul Newman, Wow, nice to meet you.
Could I get your autograph? And he said, and that
was the moment I decided no more.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because he did he didn't have his a hand free.
He said, that was it.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's great, Yeah, he said, I didn't sign that one,
and I didn't sign him for years.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I never met Paul Newman, but I had a Paul
Newman experience. I was dating this girl who made dinner
one night. You know, when you're at that stage where
she makes dinner.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's a nice sign, it's a good sign.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Or you make dinner for her, sure candles. And so
she made dinner, and she made Paul Newman pasta pasta
with Paul Newman's sauce on it and evident and she
must have made something else with it, because I got
radically sick, and I was throwing up all night and
swearing Paul Newman's name every time I got sick.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
No, I don't think it was the sauce. I don't think,
well no, because that's it's in the jar, that's sealed.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't know if she knew that you're supposed to
put the jar back in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, a pilot error on her.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It probably was, probably was. Yeah, But Paul Newman, you
know his you know, his thing when he came out
on a show is he would put his hands like
two guns and just go like.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And I always wondered you know what? What was that
from it? Every time he did a talk show, he'd
come out and make his hands look like like handguns
and he go bow.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
That was his thing.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
From but from Butchcast and SENAN's Kid. The last scene
in Butchcast and Sundan's Kid is him him in that
the Sundance Kid movie is so.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Greatest movie in the world. It may be, it may be.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I mean it's you know, it's definitely one of it
is beyond that Mount Rushmore of movies.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I'll tell you how when I first saw it is
nineteen seventy or sixty nine or nineteen seventy. I was evan,
maybe eight years old, and I was playing at my
grandparents house in Cleveland, Ohio, and we were playing I
don't know, softball, at baseball or throwing the football around
or something, maybe frisbee, I don't know what it was.
And my dad said, Hey, I'm going to the movie

(21:14):
theater to watch this movie Butch, Cassie and Sundance Kid.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You want to go.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I'm like, oh, Dad, I mean we're playing in the yard.
Can we go to a later show? And he said, no,
the last show is at four o'clock and I'm like, ah, Christ,
So I didn't probably didn't say that. I get in
the car, I go with my dad three or four
blocks down to the theater and we go in and
I see it's Butch, Cassie and Sundance Kid. And I
walk in and the first three or four minutes of

(21:38):
that that movie is in black and white or that
that sort of orange and white, you know, that old
old time. Yeah, right, And I said to my dad,
w hey, is this whole thing in black and white?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Check me out? Now.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was playing football, my buddy, you really didn't want
to be there. And I watched that movie. We're the
only two people in the theater. Only two people in
the theater. The opening sequence is a card game. It's
the best movie in the world. I remember exactly where
I was sitting. I can tell you what seed. I
was in with my dad watching that thing in a
little theater and Sugar and Falls. We're the only two
people in the theater. And I sat there and I
watched that movie, and I couldn't believe how great that thing. Yeah,

(22:14):
it was the greatest movie ever ever. Did you see
it in the theaters the first time? I think so.
Must have. Yeah, got to see that movie in the theaters. Yeah,
but the whole thing with the music, the rain drops
keep fallowing, and the you know, the chase scenes. The
great one liners in that movie. You know these guys
are who are these these guys? That's it's a great line.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And then of course where he says I can't swim
and rocks back in laughter, and he goes he says,
the fall will probably kill you.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
That have you ever seen a crows you see butchcas Indeed, Yeah,
that's a great movie.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You're like you with the.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
Black and white aspect. I used to think as a
kid that did they not have enough money to make
it color?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
To like like movie snobs, that's it? Like where is
the where are.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
The colored photos?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Drop him in Argentina or something in the middle of
nowhere and he and uh uh it's and Sundancer says
to him, uh, uh what what what are you thinking?
This is?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
The whole Oblivi's this the whole country can't be like this.
He said, how do you know this? Give me the
garden spot of the whole country where we're standing.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
One of the great lines is uh. William Goldman who
wrote that movie. They were in New Mexico shooting as
a double to Bolivia, you know, because it looks like
Bolivia down in New Mexico. And a woman came up
to him and said, I read the book and I
crime doesn't pay, mister Goldman, and William Goldman had the
greatest line. He said, Darling, if it didn't pay, it

(23:45):
wouldn't exist. That is great. That's a great line. That's
a great line. What a great writer. Huh, Stephush, you
ever seen Butschcast and Sundance Kid?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh buddy, I'm going to buy it for you.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
DV are eight track, CD, DVD, CD ROM, DVD CD
ROM that works, DVD DVD all right, I've been trying
to steal you a copy of that. Paid twenty nine dollars.
But it's great, one of the great movies you'll ever see.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Stephano, Jen and I have been going through the through
like every every year for the Academy Awards and pulling
out the Best Picture and watching them and they're ranked
as far as the quality of the movies, and we're
right around thirty or actually more like forty right now.
And uh, that year came up. I think it was
sixty eight or sixty nine when it came up, and
it's one of those movies that you can't get on

(24:36):
streaming right now.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
You have to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
And I was like, oh, come on wait, butch casting
you can't get up.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
I mean they always kind of go in and out
being available on streamers. But yeah, at the time it
wasn't and so Jenna hasn't seen it, and I'm like, man,
that's one of those ones I'd be willing to pay
to watch.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I remember in the in the eighties it was on TV,
you know, like like the movie of the week. I mean, wow, yeah,
that was a great movie. Best Bello Belliod. You ever
see butch ca in Sondan Skin I love that movie.
Oh yeah, you were like a you would be like
the like the the girl in it, the woman the
love interest in Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right, man.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Can I take that as a huge compliment?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Did she end up with? Who did she marry?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
She did?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Catherine Ross Mary another star. Bill Cosby was another movie.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I think, No, that's wrong. I was gonna say Ryan O'Neil,
but I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Pretty sure it's Sam Elliott.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Why right, right?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Angel? You ever see a movie.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Butch cast in Sondan Skin. Oh my gosh, I loved
that movie as a kid. We got to get a
screen or Yeah, the music was great.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
The music was the best.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
They've been married for forty years. By the way, remember
the chasing that and you know, the music was great
that Oh I can't do it just but that ding no,
it's ding uh. Butch cast in Sanan's Kid. The rain
dropski fall in my head. That whole scene with the
bike is yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
And that was sort of like a you know, in
the middle of a Western I'm gonna go I've seen
and was really you know, it was a gutsy kind
of directorial choice.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I have it, I have it on VHS. I'm gonna
go watch it tonight. You have it on VHS too,
I do. I'm gonna go watch it tonight. But also
be kind rewind.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Do you have a VHS player hooked up to your television?
I do, wow, because I like to. I have some
old VHS tapes of me doing the Guinness Book of Records.
I was hosting that show, and then of course my
news stuff. Can I come over and have a little
festival there?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
But if I have two I'll bring you one.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm not going to sit through that. I watch some
vacation movies.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
They get some neighbors over some of my Yeah, some
of my vhs work.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you have a do you have a I was
gonna ask you a stupid question, crouser, I'll ask and said,
do you.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Have a wedding? I mean a video of your wedding?
Either one the first one? Yes, I don't know who
has it?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Have you watched it? Not at once?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I think I tried watching it one time, like on
the year anniversary, and couldn't make it.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't know who has that.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, when do you like invite eight couples over
like ten years later, Hey want to watch my wedding?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Remember that retin? You imagine ever.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Saying yes to that invitation, Like, hey, you know, I'm
going to Gary Hoffmins to watch a video of his wedding. No,
Gary would never invite people to do that. He's not
that kind of guy. Why do you think he is, croach?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
I understand he's been inviting other people to a super
Bowl party.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh, certain people off the list. I'm on the a list.
You guys can all.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
I invited him to my is your wedding well to
your karaoke party?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Did you have a video of your weddings Bellio?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Have you ever watched it? No? Yeah, I don't know
who pays for that a wedding video.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
And then I mean, everybody wants it to memorialize it somehow.
But then you're right, nobody's ever watched it. I used
to break out the wedding thousand dollars, the wedding video
from my sister's wedding because it was controversial.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
My remarks.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
My toast was really when my dad would come out
to the West Coast, he thought that I was I'd
made inappropriate remarks that my sister's in the toast, and
I used to play it.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
For other people with my dad in the room. I'd
have friends over.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I go, now, you tell me, because maybe this is inappropriate,
and I'd play it for them, and so we'd play
it over and over and wed.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I know that I don't have to dump that. Why
did you dump that? You don't you should dump that? Well,
you can't say that word on the shad just not cool?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Why it's not you can't say the word not very nice?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
It's not my god, it's cruel.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, I worked with You know what, Let's just go
do sports scores. You know who's playing tonight. We'll do
NBA score. All right, We'll do NBA scores.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Forty and BJ Thomas.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
BJ stands.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
It is guessable. It's a guessable couple of names.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Think South, Think South, think uh than Southern athletes have
these names.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
What's the end? What are the initials H B J Thomas?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It stands. Oh, come on, man, I understand you dumping
that one. I guess Billy Joe, Oh, Billy Joe Thomas.
All right, Billy Joe. Yeah, I guess I was right.
BJ Thomas. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
What a great song. I'll bet you.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'll bet you that song is probably one of the
most famous songs in the history of music.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
No, I bet you it is.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You know what another great song I bet is in
the history of music. One of those popular songs, Killing
Me Softly?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Sure, yeah, in the history of music. I wonder what
the top I'm gonna look this up.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
It also was I mean, Killing Me Softly was remixed
and you know, used in and reused, so it's sort
of had a life pasted its initial life, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Oh yeah, and uh you know everybody wanted.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
To copy it? Yeah? All right.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So, according to AI, the most popular songs in the
history of the world, I got the top ten.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Here. You want to know the top ten?

Speaker 10 (30:10):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Rolling Stone is pretty good at rating songs. Okay, okay,
rolling Stone's five hundred greatest songs of all time?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Are these just songs that they artistically feel in the bastard?
Are the best selling?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, all right, here we go. Number ten, Ray Charles,
What did I say?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Share them? Ray Charles? Yeah? What did I say? Right? Song? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Nirvana smells like teen Spirit cars.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
It's such a great song too. Yeah, that's a great song.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Number eight The Beatles. What Beatles song you think is
in the top ten? Hey, Jude?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, of course?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Number seven Chuck Berry Johnny be Good No. Number six,
The beat Boys Good Vibrations. Number five Aretha Franklin, r
E spect sure respect Number four Marvin Gaye, What's going on?

(31:15):
Oh yes, what's going on? Number three John Lennon imagine,
oh yes? Number two The Rolling Stones. I can't get
no sad. T is Faction and when we come back,

(31:36):
the number one saw of all time, You're really gonna
make us way?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
We'll play for you, will come back as well. Conway Show.
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