February 14, 2025 • 29 mins
Whip Around: What’s the percentage of gifts gifted on Valentines Day are actually stolen // Guest: Michael Monks to discuss his special, LA Fires: A Path Forward // Petros Papadakis talks about his guest spot on yesterday’s show with Tim Jr. over with Producer Cates about his LA River video on social media. // Duke's Malibu is filled with mud from the heavy rain and mudslides. Dean Shares a story about Dukes in Malibu and about football.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I AM sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app KFI
AM SI forty. It's Conway Show. The rains have gone,
the fires are gone, and I think we're in for
a beautiful weekend where you don't have to worry about
either no fires, no rain. Everybody can just sort of
(00:21):
take a deep breath and enjoy yourself. You don't get outside,
go play golf, maybe go to the racetrack, maybe do both.
That's possible. Show correction, Show correction bellio. So Alex Stone
is not coming on today. Scratch Alex Stone, scratch Elex
Jone Okay, scratch, all right, so scratching, and let's put
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Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's let's do Michael Okay.
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Scratch Stone. Sorry to do this on the air. Doctor
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Doctor re latee scratch, late late scratch.
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Speaker 2 (00:59):
Scott waiting on confirmation, we'll out.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, Patrick O'Neil with the with the Kings, can't make it. No, okay,
let's put in. Let's put it all right in Alex
Michael would be good, okay, and then Tula, can he
come on? Or no, he can't come on to How
about that activist out of Calabasas. What's the name Michelle?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, let's let's have Michelle on.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, So just a different rundown today. Okay, sorry
about that now. Look, hey, belly o one. Every once
in a while one gets across, you know, and gets
away from you. Yeah, you know, do you want to
tell everybody what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So I printed the correct rundown, but I like to
print them in color, okay, and I forgot to do that,
and so when I went back to reprint, I decided
not to wear my glasses.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And then you came in and you after you did
your cross with John, and you said, why are we
having Tuola on promoting something we did two weeks ago?
And I said, is that a question or statement? And
you pointed at the rundown and I went.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oops, uh uh ding dong thing gone? So that was
from another day. It was from two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Wow, that was a hot show. Yeah, oh look, I
think we should just rerun that show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's what we promoted. Yeah, but hot, but this is
a great show too.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, thank you very much. All right, Well, okay, so
that's a wrap on that. We will move on with
a different program. Okay, it's Valentine's Day. I heard a
statistic today. Let's do a quick whip around. Are you ready? Stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I heard a statistic today that online. I was watching
a YouTube. Here's the here's a great question in Los Angeles,
in the city of Los Angeles, maybe it was La County.
I think it was the city of La How many
gifts are given to women that are stolen? What percentage
of gifts that are given to women on Valentine's Day
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are stolen either a watch, hours, candy stickers before they
got them, before they gave them to the to the woman,
they were stolen from a store and then given to
a woman as a gift. What percentage of guys are
giving their women stolen merchandise for Valentine's Day? Stepperoni, Tony,
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what percentage? Uh? Twenty percent? All right, Crozier, I'll go
twelve percent, twelve percent.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Bellio, I think it's like forty five.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Twenty five percent, Okay, angel I.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Think that thirty three point three percent are keeping it hot.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, all right. The actual answer eighty seven percent. No way,
wasn't not crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Eighty seven eighty seven percent of crap given to women
today has been lifted from a store or a mall
or I don't know where is that?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That seems high, family member, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It seems high. Seems the stuff stole all those flowers, right.
But then I looked at the stat again and I
did some more research, and then as I was coming
into work, I said, Okay, we're gonna do this as
whip around. But I still think that number is really low.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Low.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I think it's like ninety five percent, you know,
because guys go for it in this city. I don't know,
if you notice every night there's a home being robbed.
Every day, every day there's a store being robbed. Yeah,
so we're going for it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, have you ever stolen anything and given it as
a gift?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Great question, Great question. I think I did way back
when I was in sixth grade, because I wanted to
give my then who I thought was my girlfriend going
talking with other boys at the lunch though I caught
her doing that, but I wanted to give her a
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little like a like a necklace or some kind of
jewelry for Valentine's Day, and I took it from my mom.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah see that counts stealing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah that dous You're right, Yeah, okay, So I take
my mom, I give it to her. She loves it,
and then my mom raises, holy hell. About two weeks later,
we've been robbed.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
We've been robbed.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I'm like, oh, what do you mean, we've been robbed.
She was my very expensive chain is missing. I'm like, really,
how much does that chain word? She's like four thousand dollars.
Your dad gave it to me on an anniverse. I'm like,
oh no, I gotta go get that chaine and I
gotta get that chain. So I go to her house
and the mom answers right, and I know the mom.
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Mom was pretty cool, and I said, hey, is your
daughter home? And she says, no, she's over at Pam's house.
I said, okay, I said, I got a dilemma, and
she said, let me guess what it is. I said,
what do you think it is? She said, that very
expensive chain you gave my daughter. And I said yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Because it turns out this girl that I
thought was my girl, her dad was in the jewelry business.
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It had a store downtown LA, and so the dad
looked at it and said, this is a four or
five thousand dollars chain. This is not something you'd buy
at a drug store. And so she gave it back
to me, and she said, she goes, I'll make it
good with my daughter. I'll tell her what happened, but
take this back to your mom. And I walked out
of there feeling a half inch tall that I had
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to go Retriet. Yeah, a girl that I thought was
my girlfriend. There's no way she's going to stay with me.
I'm when I'm picking up gifts from her and taking
them back, There's no way.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What was her reaction when she found out?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I saw her in school and she sort of just said,
my mom told me what the problem was. I was, okay,
that's cool, that's cool. But it always put distance between us,
always put distance between us. You know, if my mom
was a really good mom, she would say, hey, this
might be the last girlfriend you ever get. Keep the chain.
Let her keep that chain. There's no way a guy
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with a stutter and the lisp. Okay, it was like
eight pounds. Thanks mom, Love you too. There's no way
you're gonna get chicksen life, buddy. You got to you
gotta hold on when you can. And then it turns
out four or five years later, I'm doing runway modeling.
So how about that?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How about that? How about that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We're live on KFI plunky start, we'll get it going
here more, gome back, We're anyway happy valid.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
I'd say you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right, Uh, Michael Monks very talented reporters. Whether it's
how you bum, I'm well, good afternoon to you. I
used to see it. Likewise, you're on today's rundown. You
weren't on the earlier one. You got the belly O
told me to meet you at four twenty. I didn't
know it was a segment. I thought we were going
out back or something. Oh well we could, what the hell,
you know, roll around a little bit. So we've got
you're doing a huge special this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We are.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
We're doing a special on the wildfires. It's been about
six weeks and these things started, and so we are
taking a look at what happened and what happens now.
It's called La Fires. A path forward Saturday night at
seven o'clock. It's two hours, so we're exploring a lot.
We're talking about some of the coverage as it came out.
We're talking about the victims, people who lost their homes,
what that experience has been like, and then some of
(08:19):
the stuff we all lost, the historic landmarks, the restaurants
we loved, the historic buildings that meant so much, those
communities that were just wiped out. And we have various
other conversations government officials about their response. Have we learned
anything about this situation? The founder of the Watch Duty
app about the importance that that thing has had to
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people's lives. As the government alerts coming here went AWRYE
the giving spirit of Los Angeles good during this It's
going to be a good two hours, folks to tune into.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I must say that this takes the wind out of me.
I was born and raised literally eight miles fromhere. I'm
setting right here, and so I'm a valley country rat
from the Flats, and I know the valley pretty well.
I know the city not as well, but I know
pretty well. And to go through the fires is depressing
(09:12):
because it's not like I moved here from Florida. I
was born and raised here, so this is the only
home I know. And then to go through the fires
was depressing. But what really makes me crazy and I
don't know the answer to it other than I don't know,
throwing them away for a long period of time. I
think the black eye that we'll have forever in this
(09:33):
town is not so much. You know, Look, the fire
was horrible, the aftermath was horrible, but I think what really,
you know, puts that final nail in the coffin is
the looting. The looting that went on in this city
is so effing embarrassing that we grew up around these
people who are doing that.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
This is one of those situations that has brought out
the worst. You know, we had the officials come out
and say right away, do not loot even say that,
well exactly, but you're aware of living in this society,
and so those warnings are necessary and it's been proven
to be necessary because they've made a rest of people
doing it right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
For let me ask you something, Monks, you come from Kentucky, Yeah,
did you have any disasters there? When any floods, fires,
natural disaster sure, floods and tornadoes and those sorts of things. Tornadoes, right, yeah,
tornadoes coming through Lower Ohio, the East Valley there or
the Ohio Valley.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
There was there looting afterwards. No, not at any large scales.
Certainly it's not as densely populated. Of course, there's a
lot of people here, or maybe people behave a little
bit better. Yeah, yeah, I mean we got other kinds
of crimes in Kentucky. Have you ever been to a
cock fight? They're illegal, so don't say yes. I've not
been to one, but I know that they happen. It
used to happen in the Inland Empire.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And I don't know anybody who've been there, but I
imagined the racetrack I've run by a couple of guys
who've been to.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Yeah, for sure, But no, I mean there are certainly,
maybe per capita, are there more people who are bad
in La County than there are in Kenton County, Kentucky.
Just making a little glance, Yeah sure, yeah, all right,
So it's seven to nine pm. LA Fires a path forward, Yeah,
and here's here's why, Because we want to take a
look at what has happened, and then what is happening
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next and that's why we talked to some of the
government officials about what they've learned, because it has been
such a challenging disaster, but we also wanted to take
a look at what happened as it happened. We'll talk
about our own coverage a bit and what that was
like covering what has become one of the most significant
events in LA history unfolding on our airways. I talked
(11:32):
to you a bit about coming in on some of
the overnight shifts and dealing with this, because you know,
you're a guy on the radio here and you know
southern California very well, so you understand, especially how significant
an event like this has been and how much it
means to lose what we've lost.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We had Rick Crusoe on yesterday and he's put together
a foundation to help help, you know, LA come back,
and I said to him on the radio, I said, hey,
how do people donate to this foundation to you raise
money and do great work? And he said, we're not
taking any donations. That's when you know it's a legitimate guy,
a legitimate guy who's not taking any money. He's going
(12:09):
to supply the money he's got wealthy friends to do it.
They don't need money, they're moving forward. I think that's great.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Something that we're going to be needing to keep an
eye on as a news organization and other news organizations
is all of those different types of foundations and charitable
groups that are popping up. What is the money going
to be used for? Who needs it? How do they
plan to use it? Because there are folks who want
to rebuild their beautiful homes. There are folks right now
who need to eat also, so we're goinging to know
(12:38):
what that means. And while there are rich people like
Rick Caruso who are able to tap into other rich
people to create massive foundations right at the go, there
are other organizations that still do need cash contributions.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We talk to one of them as well. That is correct,
all right, So Saturday night seven to nine pm right
here on KFI, it's gonna be a Are you gonna
repeat it as well? Yeah, it's gonna be on Sunday
afternoon for people who it'll be on two to four
on Sunday, and if you can't catch it when it
airs over the weekend, of course, we will have it
at KFI AM six forty dot com and it will
(13:09):
be available on the iHeartRadio app. I am totally embarrassed
to ask you this question, but can I try that
sweater on? Yeah? It's an oversized sweater from Nordy's. It's beautiful.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
You know you were making fun of my clothes. What
two weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You said? What was I done?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Casual?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Isn't this? Do you want to put this on? It's
very big and comfortable during the break I like to
try it on those Yeah, yeah, sure. But secondly, another
thing I'm embarrassed about is what's on Sunday here on
two to four. That's preempty what.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
We usually have a rotating cast of characters who fill
in for a couple of hours. You might hear Maria
Marla Teez from Fox come on. Yeah, you know you're good, buddy,
Mark sometimes does Mark. Yeah, it's a rotating cast of
characters on Sundays. Now, Saturday Nights seven to nine is
always me and and I love hosting Saturday Nights here
in Burbank and catching that cal Saturday night vibe talking
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about the next list.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And I listened on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, you're a big
talk radio guy, big talk radio Yesterday, Mark Thompson was frantic.
And I didn't want to say this on the air
when he was here, because I didn't want to make him,
you know, more crazier than he was. But his electricity
went out at his house, and so he came to
work and he had to go to a dinner afterwards,
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and only had twenty three percent power in his in
his car, in his Tesla, and so he went down
during a commercial break, he went down to plug into
one of our outlets here in the parking lot. And
if you pay for you know, I don't know, it's
ten or fifteen bucks, you can get a full charge
down in our parking lot. So he goes down, he
pulls his car to one of those pumps, one of
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those outlets, and now he's got to download the app.
He's got to open up an account, he's got to
have a password, he's got to put his credit card information,
have that verified. He didn't have time to do that,
so he came up here, sweating, panicking, and now he
doesn't know if he's going to be able to get
the dinner and home, and if he gets home, there's
no electricities out, how's he going to charge? And I
was very thankful that I power my car with gasoline.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Did you hear from him since I have not? Yeah,
I just hope it worked out. Yeah, I hope he's
doing all right now. I'd want to bum.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Him out by saying, you know, I, hey, can I
give you a ride? I did offer him to use
I said, you want to use my card? You know,
you feel free to use my car and I'll use
yours and you know, come pick up later. I didn't
really had that in the garage though they do. They
have They have a car wash too. Have you used that?
I have not used the cars. Belly uses a car wash.
Belly'll loads it. But there's uh, there's about five or
(15:34):
six what do they call them? Not pumps? What are they?
Electric charging charging stations? And they're down there. But you
got to pay for him with a credit card. You
get to open an account, you have to verify it.
You gott to verify the credit card. It takes you
twenty minutes. So you can't do it downtown in the
garage because there's no cell service. You make a call,
so you got to go out outside to download it,
then go back put the number of the pump and
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go outside to put your password and the well, let's
put out an amber alert one Thompson. Yeah, I heard
from him. Okay, Saturday seven to nine pm and Sunday
two to four LA fires a path forward. Excellent, buddy,
Thanks for coming on. I'm looking forward to it. Thanks
for the time. All right, there he goes Michael Monks. Everybody, Well,
we'll come back. I think Alex Michaelson. No, he's not
(16:18):
in five oh five all right, maybe LAFD Captain Eric Scott.
He's not confirmed. But one of his guys got blown
into the ocean in one of those uh I don't
know what they call. It's not a fire truck. It's
like a fire suv.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It was like he was like an inspector. Okay, Yeah,
he got blown right into the Pacific Ocean halfway to Hawaii,
they said, and they had to cut himself out of
a seatbelt. Just saw them pull that thing out of
the ocean with a big crane.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Is that am I confusing videos? Or is that also
the guy that got swallowed by the whale? No, that
would be different. There was a different video.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Yes, that guy was in a kayak in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well, the same ocean all right, yeah, all right, I
get my oceans right. Okay, Okay, guy was swallowed by
a whale and then spit out. Now, Mark Thompson had
a great comment. If that wasn't on video, you would
say to Carl, please, you may have gotten close to
the whale. That might have been, you know, really confusing
for you. But he swallowed you and they spit you
(17:15):
back up. Is that what you're telling us? Okay? All right,
Carl's got a story for us again. What is it again? Carl?
You were inside the mouth. Look I'm not I'm not
reducing the horror that there was when he got really
close to you and maybe bumped you. Oh he swallowed
you and then spit you out. Okay, Carl, Okay, okay.
(17:36):
You know the Bellos husband has asked her not to
do the dishes with her without her glasses on. Really yeah,
why is that?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love how that becomes part of the show.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh she accidentally washed or not wash?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He has something to do with why I gave Tim
the wrong rundown today.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, missus a blind missus.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
A Wiggins because we have which opened up something in
interesting about Tim since he's gonna say things about me okay.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Say things about me, Like in third grade, he said
something about me. He's saying something about me, Miss Burnstein.
Miss Burnstein, he just said something about me, Miss Burnstein.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Timmy started at Miss.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Burnstein because there are some things that don't do not
belong in the dishwasher, Like we have some ceramic bugs
that you're not supposed to put in the dishwasher, and
there's some wooden spoons, and if I don't have my
glasses on, I miss a lot of stuff. So I
told that to Tim and then he's like, goes on
this whole riff about.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Like, well, Jen, my wife did the same thing. She said,
oh no, you can't put this, this, this, or this
in the dishwasher. I said, sweetie, then put it in
a bookshelf, you know, and let's not use it because
I'm not separating what goes in that dishwasher. Everything goes in.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Wooden spoons do not going And you said, what you
wooden cut.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Off?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They all go in.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It breaks the wood.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't give it. They all go in. But do
you know why you put stuff in the dishwasher to
wash it, to sanitize it. Now you can wash dishes
in the sink but you can't sanitize them in the sink.
The dishwasher gets to a three or four hundred degrees
and for a half hour, and that takes all of
the viruses and the filth and the bad food off
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of them and sterilizes them. That's why I use dishwashers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That makes good sense.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So with the flu coming around, don't do the dishes
and put them up on that stupid granny plastic rack
near the sink where all the water you know, has
to be funneled back into the sink on that stupid
tray underneath. Don't do that because those dishes will never
really be sanitized and clean. Use your dishwasher if you
unless you enjoy the flu. If you love the flu,
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keep washing by hand.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I hate the flu.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Keep washing my mugs that do not belong in the No no, no no,
Then put them in a museum.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
How about I sanitize them some hot water.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You can't with cutting boards.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
It's a lemon vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, all those things you
can use for wood or the sanitize dishwasher dish.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well, yeah, if you've went on replacing it very quickly. Yeah,
but we are the dishwall The cutting board we bought
was nine dollars. If I could use it for a week,
it's worth it. Okay, So then you're gonna have to
pay for the next board.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Yeah wow, look at him drawn down.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Guess who's gonna be paying for the next one, Missus Birdstein.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's doing it again.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I gotta get Steph Fusha's shirt. It says, what three
D house of obvious comments? You're gonna put in the dishwasher?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Sanitize it?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think the fires and the floods and everything are
over for now, which is great, Which is great, So
you can go onto other things like Petros and Money
talking about our show. Hey, they gave us a shout out.
That's great. Petro's in money and Tim Kates of course,
the producer over them, and.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
You know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What oh I thought it was gonna be a compliment.
Oh no, it's an on air fight. I don't like those.
I don't like them.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
And you know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like
it wasn't enough about the weather, it was all about you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay. What what Petros did is he went out and
and he filmed himself out near the La River, and
you didn't really see the Lle River in the background.
You sort of see it, but you don't really get
a feel for how much water is in there. And
I'm just saying I have a different method when I
go out and video the La River. It's all the
La River. I'm barely in it. I don't even think
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I was in our last clip. But but the story's
not me. The story is a river, but Petros was
the story.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
People can see Petros's video on our Instagram.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We should put the one the river video. I did
compare it to the river video he did. Oh all over?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Check it out, everybody, Scroll down, scroll down?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How far well?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Tim? I?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I mean I guess I could look.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Can you put it up on top? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I can. I can pin it?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Thank you. Do you have your glasses? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I get them all right, Tim?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
How are you gonna find about them?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We'll have somebody with good eyesight find them.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay. It's like we have we have four We have
five remotes for our TV and our stereo in our
living room. And I didn't realize this until last night.
One of the remotes is just to turn another remote on.
Isn't that crazy? I have to point it an Yeah,
I've got to point in another remote to turn that
remote on because it doesn't go on automatically. Oh tonightmare,
(22:44):
it's a night, I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
And you know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like
it wasn't enough about the weather, it was all about you.
And I don't think you did that good of a job.
And I'm here to say right now, and I hope
he's recording af you Conway. You bring me on your
show and then make me feel small like this bobble.
He made me feel real small, and and him and
Mark the weather man were like, oh, you don't know
how to do the Weather's stupid idiot. I was like,
(23:06):
well that's really encouraging, you know. That's like how Brett
Farv Trott taught Aaron Rodgers to be a quarterback in
Green Bay, just left him out there to die on
his all.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
I saw a video Conway did for the weather from
inside of his house. Must be nice, Yeah, doing an
inside when it's seventy two degrees and nice and warming
your house.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Get out thought Donaway brought me on to only to
ridicule my you know he was a little and.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
To be honest, I don't want to make the thinger
out of it. But he seemed a little jealous.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
Of course if I had to guess, you became a
social media star.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Right, He's like, oh, well you made it all about you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And that's like what was he? What was? What was?
What term did he pull back and not use?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Get out?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Thought?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Donaway brought me on to only to ridicule my. You know,
he was a.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Little and it was a little one. You know, he
was a little and what term did he not use?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
You know, he was a little And to be honest,
I don't want to make that.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I'll have him on six o five. Is he coming
on today's right? He said he would, Okay, all right, Peta,
this is great man. He I love how angry he gets.
He he was, you know, what's the name? Bill Burr
said that his wife accused him of going to a
restaurant and she said, how come you always go zero
to one hundred in two seconds? And his response was
(24:19):
so great, he goes zero to to one hundred. He said,
I'm never below seventy five. I've never had to go zero.
I've never been in zero I started seventy five.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So Dukes made it originally through the fires. And is
anybody want to guess why? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? Okay, I'll
tell you. Dukes made it through because all a lot
of the firemen stationed in the parking lot of Dukes
because it's a big, wide parking lot, and so they
needed to protect that building so they could use it
for bathroom, they could use it for shelter, they can
use it for cooking, they can use it for sleeping.
(25:00):
And they protected Dukes like it was their own. And
that's how Dukes survived. There you go, little Duke's history
for you. But let's but they almost got wiped out
with the floods. The floods almost wiped out Dukes. The
fire didn't get him. The floods almost did, though, And
Chris Christie was flying high over Dukes.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
Right now, back to the clean up efforts underway after
yesterday's powerful storm. You're looking at the muddy mess the
crews are trying to clear in front of a popular
Malibu restaurant. Let's go to Air seven and Chris, Christy,
you are over dukes right now? Wow, Chris, what a mess?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
What a mess is right Colleen? The famous Dukes which
were spared during the fires has been inundated by mud.
At least the parking lot has and the front doors
are completely shut. We don't know if the inside of
the dining room was affected, but there are now dozens
of people now trying to mop this mud up. Incidentally,
they are already making some real progress on Pch itself,
(25:59):
as they've created some space to get by. But again,
this entire area and un dated with mud yesterday during
those torrential rains. They keep through here and you could
see it is quite a sight as they make some
pretty steady progress less than twenty four hours after those rains.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Colleagen, amazing, Chris, Oh gosh, wow.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, you know what we have time. Let me
tell you a story about about the Duke. The Duke.
My dad was very good friends with Ernie Anderson, and
one of their good friends was a guy named Pat
stud Still. And Pat stud Still used to be the
punter for the Detroit Lions, and I think he also
played for the La Rams and they were around Ernie
(26:39):
Anderson's house in Studio City, right near the La River,
and they were all drinking, smoking cigarettes, you know, like
nineteen seventies dads did. And Ernie Anderson said, man, of
all the players on the NFL, the kickers are the weakest. Man.
And Pat Studs, Pat studstill who's a professional football player,
(27:01):
So you know what you're talking about. I mean, it's
very difficult to kick a football sixty five seventy yards
in the air. And Ernie said, man, anyone can do that.
And so Ernie Anderson broke out what he called the duke.
He had a football. It was in plexiglass, and it
was signed by all the great Cleveland Browns from the
(27:23):
nineteen fifties, you know, like Otto Graham, Lou Graza's signature
was there. I think Fred Morrison they used to call
him Curly len Ford. All the great football players from
the nineteen fifty five Cleveland Browns they had signed this football.
It was half white, half brown, and on the white
area they signed it. And this football is probably worth
(27:45):
a couple grand today, probably worth thirty forty fifty grand.
So he breaks the plexiglass and he takes the football
out to the backyard. Ernie goes first and he kicks
it into the pool area, which is a respectable kick.
It's probably thirty yards maybe forty yards, very respectable kick
(28:06):
for a guy who was drinking, who's never kicked the
football in his life. He really got into it and
he kicked in the pool area, and I think his son,
without name dropping, Paul Thomas Anderson, went and retrieved it
from the pool area, brought it back and gave it
to Pat stud Still, and Pat stud Still warmed up
for like a minute and a half and stretched, pulled
(28:27):
his leg back, warmed up, and then he took the
ball and kicked it over the pool area, over the big,
huge trees, these forty foot trees, the eucalyptus trees that
used to line the La River, over the eucalyptus trees
and into the La River, and the La River was flowing,
(28:49):
and Ernie ran to the fence and looked through it
an opening of the fence, a little tiny slit in
the fence, and he put his eye in there and
all you heard was, oh, man, there goes the f
and duke. That was the name of the football, the duke. Man,
there goes the f and duke, And the Duke never
(29:11):
came back. That duke is still floating around somewhere, signed
by all the great Cleveland Browns of the nineteen fifties.
The Duke, the Duke Man, there goes the f and Duke.
That was a rap on the Duke, the Duke. All right,
that was a cool hour, Belly. I'm glad we don't
have a lot of breaking news. We can do, you know,
sort of relax around here.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We need a fun Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Doctor Ray's coming up with Patrick O'Neill and I think
Brad Pitt is that right now? Is that a different,
different show?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I guess it's a different show. This is a great
show too.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So who's coming on?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Alex Michaelson's up next, and then Michelle Geller Alex is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Great,
It's k IF I AM sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app KFI
AM SI forty. It's Conway Show. The rains have gone,
the fires are gone, and I think we're in for
a beautiful weekend where you don't have to worry about
either no fires, no rain. Everybody can just sort of
(00:21):
take a deep breath and enjoy yourself. You don't get outside,
go play golf, maybe go to the racetrack, maybe do both.
That's possible. Show correction, Show correction bellio. So Alex Stone
is not coming on today. Scratch Alex Stone, scratch Elex
Jone Okay, scratch, all right, so scratching, and let's put
(00:43):
Michael Monks in his place.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's let's do Michael Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Scratch Stone. Sorry to do this on the air. Doctor
razes late latee scratch.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Doctor re latee scratch, late late scratch.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
How about L A F. D. Eric Scott, Captain Captain Eric.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Scott waiting on confirmation, we'll out.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, Patrick O'Neil with the with the Kings, can't make it. No, okay,
let's put in. Let's put it all right in Alex
Michael would be good, okay, and then Tula, can he
come on? Or no, he can't come on to How
about that activist out of Calabasas. What's the name Michelle?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, let's let's have Michelle on.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, So just a different rundown today. Okay, sorry
about that now. Look, hey, belly o one. Every once
in a while one gets across, you know, and gets
away from you. Yeah, you know, do you want to
tell everybody what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So I printed the correct rundown, but I like to
print them in color, okay, and I forgot to do that,
and so when I went back to reprint, I decided
not to wear my glasses.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And then you came in and you after you did
your cross with John, and you said, why are we
having Tuola on promoting something we did two weeks ago?
And I said, is that a question or statement? And
you pointed at the rundown and I went.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oops, uh uh ding dong thing gone? So that was
from another day. It was from two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Wow, that was a hot show. Yeah, oh look, I
think we should just rerun that show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's what we promoted. Yeah, but hot, but this is
a great show too.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, thank you very much. All right, Well, okay, so
that's a wrap on that. We will move on with
a different program. Okay, it's Valentine's Day. I heard a
statistic today. Let's do a quick whip around. Are you ready? Stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I heard a statistic today that online. I was watching
a YouTube. Here's the here's a great question in Los Angeles,
in the city of Los Angeles, maybe it was La County.
I think it was the city of La How many
gifts are given to women that are stolen? What percentage
of gifts that are given to women on Valentine's Day
(02:57):
are stolen either a watch, hours, candy stickers before they
got them, before they gave them to the to the woman,
they were stolen from a store and then given to
a woman as a gift. What percentage of guys are
giving their women stolen merchandise for Valentine's Day? Stepperoni, Tony,
(03:19):
what percentage? Uh? Twenty percent? All right, Crozier, I'll go
twelve percent, twelve percent.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Bellio, I think it's like forty five.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Twenty five percent, Okay, angel I.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Think that thirty three point three percent are keeping it hot.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, all right. The actual answer eighty seven percent. No way,
wasn't not crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Eighty seven eighty seven percent of crap given to women
today has been lifted from a store or a mall
or I don't know where is that?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That seems high, family member, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It seems high. Seems the stuff stole all those flowers, right.
But then I looked at the stat again and I
did some more research, and then as I was coming
into work, I said, Okay, we're gonna do this as
whip around. But I still think that number is really low.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Low.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I think it's like ninety five percent, you know,
because guys go for it in this city. I don't know,
if you notice every night there's a home being robbed.
Every day, every day there's a store being robbed. Yeah,
so we're going for it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, have you ever stolen anything and given it as
a gift?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Great question, Great question. I think I did way back
when I was in sixth grade, because I wanted to
give my then who I thought was my girlfriend going
talking with other boys at the lunch though I caught
her doing that, but I wanted to give her a
(04:55):
little like a like a necklace or some kind of
jewelry for Valentine's Day, and I took it from my mom.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah see that counts stealing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah that dous You're right, Yeah, okay, So I take
my mom, I give it to her. She loves it,
and then my mom raises, holy hell. About two weeks later,
we've been robbed.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
We've been robbed.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I'm like, oh, what do you mean, we've been robbed.
She was my very expensive chain is missing. I'm like, really,
how much does that chain word? She's like four thousand dollars.
Your dad gave it to me on an anniverse. I'm like,
oh no, I gotta go get that chaine and I
gotta get that chain. So I go to her house
and the mom answers right, and I know the mom.
(05:40):
Mom was pretty cool, and I said, hey, is your
daughter home? And she says, no, she's over at Pam's house.
I said, okay, I said, I got a dilemma, and
she said, let me guess what it is. I said,
what do you think it is? She said, that very
expensive chain you gave my daughter. And I said yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Because it turns out this girl that I
thought was my girl, her dad was in the jewelry business.
(06:03):
It had a store downtown LA, and so the dad
looked at it and said, this is a four or
five thousand dollars chain. This is not something you'd buy
at a drug store. And so she gave it back
to me, and she said, she goes, I'll make it
good with my daughter. I'll tell her what happened, but
take this back to your mom. And I walked out
of there feeling a half inch tall that I had
(06:26):
to go Retriet. Yeah, a girl that I thought was
my girlfriend. There's no way she's going to stay with me.
I'm when I'm picking up gifts from her and taking
them back, There's no way.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What was her reaction when she found out?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I saw her in school and she sort of just said,
my mom told me what the problem was. I was, okay,
that's cool, that's cool. But it always put distance between us,
always put distance between us. You know, if my mom
was a really good mom, she would say, hey, this
might be the last girlfriend you ever get. Keep the chain.
Let her keep that chain. There's no way a guy
(07:03):
with a stutter and the lisp. Okay, it was like
eight pounds. Thanks mom, Love you too. There's no way
you're gonna get chicksen life, buddy. You got to you
gotta hold on when you can. And then it turns
out four or five years later, I'm doing runway modeling.
So how about that?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How about that? How about that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We're live on KFI plunky start, we'll get it going
here more, gome back, We're anyway happy valid.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
I'd say you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right, Uh, Michael Monks very talented reporters. Whether it's
how you bum, I'm well, good afternoon to you. I
used to see it. Likewise, you're on today's rundown. You
weren't on the earlier one. You got the belly O
told me to meet you at four twenty. I didn't
know it was a segment. I thought we were going
out back or something. Oh well we could, what the hell,
you know, roll around a little bit. So we've got
you're doing a huge special this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We are.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
We're doing a special on the wildfires. It's been about
six weeks and these things started, and so we are
taking a look at what happened and what happens now.
It's called La Fires. A path forward Saturday night at
seven o'clock. It's two hours, so we're exploring a lot.
We're talking about some of the coverage as it came out.
We're talking about the victims, people who lost their homes,
what that experience has been like, and then some of
(08:19):
the stuff we all lost, the historic landmarks, the restaurants
we loved, the historic buildings that meant so much, those
communities that were just wiped out. And we have various
other conversations government officials about their response. Have we learned
anything about this situation? The founder of the Watch Duty
app about the importance that that thing has had to
(08:39):
people's lives. As the government alerts coming here went AWRYE
the giving spirit of Los Angeles good during this It's
going to be a good two hours, folks to tune into.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I must say that this takes the wind out of me.
I was born and raised literally eight miles fromhere. I'm
setting right here, and so I'm a valley country rat
from the Flats, and I know the valley pretty well.
I know the city not as well, but I know
pretty well. And to go through the fires is depressing
(09:12):
because it's not like I moved here from Florida. I
was born and raised here, so this is the only
home I know. And then to go through the fires
was depressing. But what really makes me crazy and I
don't know the answer to it other than I don't know,
throwing them away for a long period of time. I
think the black eye that we'll have forever in this
(09:33):
town is not so much. You know, Look, the fire
was horrible, the aftermath was horrible, but I think what really,
you know, puts that final nail in the coffin is
the looting. The looting that went on in this city
is so effing embarrassing that we grew up around these
people who are doing that.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
This is one of those situations that has brought out
the worst. You know, we had the officials come out
and say right away, do not loot even say that,
well exactly, but you're aware of living in this society,
and so those warnings are necessary and it's been proven
to be necessary because they've made a rest of people
doing it right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
For let me ask you something, Monks, you come from Kentucky, Yeah,
did you have any disasters there? When any floods, fires,
natural disaster sure, floods and tornadoes and those sorts of things. Tornadoes, right, yeah,
tornadoes coming through Lower Ohio, the East Valley there or
the Ohio Valley.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
There was there looting afterwards. No, not at any large scales.
Certainly it's not as densely populated. Of course, there's a
lot of people here, or maybe people behave a little
bit better. Yeah, yeah, I mean we got other kinds
of crimes in Kentucky. Have you ever been to a
cock fight? They're illegal, so don't say yes. I've not
been to one, but I know that they happen. It
used to happen in the Inland Empire.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And I don't know anybody who've been there, but I
imagined the racetrack I've run by a couple of guys
who've been to.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Yeah, for sure, But no, I mean there are certainly,
maybe per capita, are there more people who are bad
in La County than there are in Kenton County, Kentucky.
Just making a little glance, Yeah sure, yeah, all right,
So it's seven to nine pm. LA Fires a path forward, Yeah,
and here's here's why, Because we want to take a
look at what has happened, and then what is happening
(11:11):
next and that's why we talked to some of the
government officials about what they've learned, because it has been
such a challenging disaster, but we also wanted to take
a look at what happened as it happened. We'll talk
about our own coverage a bit and what that was
like covering what has become one of the most significant
events in LA history unfolding on our airways. I talked
(11:32):
to you a bit about coming in on some of
the overnight shifts and dealing with this, because you know,
you're a guy on the radio here and you know
southern California very well, so you understand, especially how significant
an event like this has been and how much it
means to lose what we've lost.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We had Rick Crusoe on yesterday and he's put together
a foundation to help help, you know, LA come back,
and I said to him on the radio, I said, hey,
how do people donate to this foundation to you raise
money and do great work? And he said, we're not
taking any donations. That's when you know it's a legitimate guy,
a legitimate guy who's not taking any money. He's going
(12:09):
to supply the money he's got wealthy friends to do it.
They don't need money, they're moving forward. I think that's great.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Something that we're going to be needing to keep an
eye on as a news organization and other news organizations
is all of those different types of foundations and charitable
groups that are popping up. What is the money going
to be used for? Who needs it? How do they
plan to use it? Because there are folks who want
to rebuild their beautiful homes. There are folks right now
who need to eat also, so we're goinging to know
(12:38):
what that means. And while there are rich people like
Rick Caruso who are able to tap into other rich
people to create massive foundations right at the go, there
are other organizations that still do need cash contributions.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We talk to one of them as well. That is correct,
all right, So Saturday night seven to nine pm right
here on KFI, it's gonna be a Are you gonna
repeat it as well? Yeah, it's gonna be on Sunday
afternoon for people who it'll be on two to four
on Sunday, and if you can't catch it when it
airs over the weekend, of course, we will have it
at KFI AM six forty dot com and it will
(13:09):
be available on the iHeartRadio app. I am totally embarrassed
to ask you this question, but can I try that
sweater on? Yeah? It's an oversized sweater from Nordy's. It's beautiful.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
You know you were making fun of my clothes. What
two weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You said? What was I done?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Casual?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Isn't this? Do you want to put this on? It's
very big and comfortable during the break I like to
try it on those Yeah, yeah, sure. But secondly, another
thing I'm embarrassed about is what's on Sunday here on
two to four. That's preempty what.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
We usually have a rotating cast of characters who fill
in for a couple of hours. You might hear Maria
Marla Teez from Fox come on. Yeah, you know you're good, buddy,
Mark sometimes does Mark. Yeah, it's a rotating cast of
characters on Sundays. Now, Saturday Nights seven to nine is
always me and and I love hosting Saturday Nights here
in Burbank and catching that cal Saturday night vibe talking
(14:01):
about the next list.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And I listened on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, you're a big
talk radio guy, big talk radio Yesterday, Mark Thompson was frantic.
And I didn't want to say this on the air
when he was here, because I didn't want to make him,
you know, more crazier than he was. But his electricity
went out at his house, and so he came to
work and he had to go to a dinner afterwards,
(14:22):
and only had twenty three percent power in his in
his car, in his Tesla, and so he went down
during a commercial break, he went down to plug into
one of our outlets here in the parking lot. And
if you pay for you know, I don't know, it's
ten or fifteen bucks, you can get a full charge
down in our parking lot. So he goes down, he
pulls his car to one of those pumps, one of
(14:42):
those outlets, and now he's got to download the app.
He's got to open up an account, he's got to
have a password, he's got to put his credit card information,
have that verified. He didn't have time to do that,
so he came up here, sweating, panicking, and now he
doesn't know if he's going to be able to get
the dinner and home, and if he gets home, there's
no electricities out, how's he going to charge? And I
was very thankful that I power my car with gasoline.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Did you hear from him since I have not? Yeah,
I just hope it worked out. Yeah, I hope he's
doing all right now. I'd want to bum.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Him out by saying, you know, I, hey, can I
give you a ride? I did offer him to use
I said, you want to use my card? You know,
you feel free to use my car and I'll use
yours and you know, come pick up later. I didn't
really had that in the garage though they do. They
have They have a car wash too. Have you used that?
I have not used the cars. Belly uses a car wash.
Belly'll loads it. But there's uh, there's about five or
(15:34):
six what do they call them? Not pumps? What are they?
Electric charging charging stations? And they're down there. But you
got to pay for him with a credit card. You
get to open an account, you have to verify it.
You gott to verify the credit card. It takes you
twenty minutes. So you can't do it downtown in the
garage because there's no cell service. You make a call,
so you got to go out outside to download it,
then go back put the number of the pump and
(15:55):
go outside to put your password and the well, let's
put out an amber alert one Thompson. Yeah, I heard
from him. Okay, Saturday seven to nine pm and Sunday
two to four LA fires a path forward. Excellent, buddy,
Thanks for coming on. I'm looking forward to it. Thanks
for the time. All right, there he goes Michael Monks. Everybody, Well,
we'll come back. I think Alex Michaelson. No, he's not
(16:18):
in five oh five all right, maybe LAFD Captain Eric Scott.
He's not confirmed. But one of his guys got blown
into the ocean in one of those uh I don't
know what they call. It's not a fire truck. It's
like a fire suv.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It was like he was like an inspector. Okay, Yeah,
he got blown right into the Pacific Ocean halfway to Hawaii,
they said, and they had to cut himself out of
a seatbelt. Just saw them pull that thing out of
the ocean with a big crane.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Is that am I confusing videos? Or is that also
the guy that got swallowed by the whale? No, that
would be different. There was a different video.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Yes, that guy was in a kayak in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well, the same ocean all right, yeah, all right, I
get my oceans right. Okay, Okay, guy was swallowed by
a whale and then spit out. Now, Mark Thompson had
a great comment. If that wasn't on video, you would
say to Carl, please, you may have gotten close to
the whale. That might have been, you know, really confusing
for you. But he swallowed you and they spit you
(17:15):
back up. Is that what you're telling us? Okay? All right,
Carl's got a story for us again. What is it again? Carl?
You were inside the mouth. Look I'm not I'm not
reducing the horror that there was when he got really
close to you and maybe bumped you. Oh he swallowed
you and then spit you out. Okay, Carl, Okay, okay.
(17:36):
You know the Bellos husband has asked her not to
do the dishes with her without her glasses on. Really yeah,
why is that?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love how that becomes part of the show.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh she accidentally washed or not wash?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He has something to do with why I gave Tim
the wrong rundown today.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, missus a blind missus.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
A Wiggins because we have which opened up something in
interesting about Tim since he's gonna say things about me okay.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Say things about me, Like in third grade, he said
something about me. He's saying something about me, Miss Burnstein.
Miss Burnstein, he just said something about me, Miss Burnstein.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Timmy started at Miss.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Burnstein because there are some things that don't do not
belong in the dishwasher, Like we have some ceramic bugs
that you're not supposed to put in the dishwasher, and
there's some wooden spoons, and if I don't have my
glasses on, I miss a lot of stuff. So I
told that to Tim and then he's like, goes on
this whole riff about.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Like, well, Jen, my wife did the same thing. She said,
oh no, you can't put this, this, this, or this
in the dishwasher. I said, sweetie, then put it in
a bookshelf, you know, and let's not use it because
I'm not separating what goes in that dishwasher. Everything goes in.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Wooden spoons do not going And you said, what you
wooden cut.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Off?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They all go in.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It breaks the wood.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't give it. They all go in. But do
you know why you put stuff in the dishwasher to
wash it, to sanitize it. Now you can wash dishes
in the sink but you can't sanitize them in the sink.
The dishwasher gets to a three or four hundred degrees
and for a half hour, and that takes all of
the viruses and the filth and the bad food off
(19:26):
of them and sterilizes them. That's why I use dishwashers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That makes good sense.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So with the flu coming around, don't do the dishes
and put them up on that stupid granny plastic rack
near the sink where all the water you know, has
to be funneled back into the sink on that stupid
tray underneath. Don't do that because those dishes will never
really be sanitized and clean. Use your dishwasher if you
unless you enjoy the flu. If you love the flu,
(19:54):
keep washing by hand.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I hate the flu.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Keep washing my mugs that do not belong in the No no, no no,
Then put them in a museum.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
How about I sanitize them some hot water.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You can't with cutting boards.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
It's a lemon vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, all those things you
can use for wood or the sanitize dishwasher dish.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well, yeah, if you've went on replacing it very quickly. Yeah,
but we are the dishwall The cutting board we bought
was nine dollars. If I could use it for a week,
it's worth it. Okay, So then you're gonna have to
pay for the next board.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Yeah wow, look at him drawn down.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Guess who's gonna be paying for the next one, Missus Birdstein.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's doing it again.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I gotta get Steph Fusha's shirt. It says, what three
D house of obvious comments? You're gonna put in the dishwasher?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Sanitize it?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think the fires and the floods and everything are
over for now, which is great, Which is great, So
you can go onto other things like Petros and Money
talking about our show. Hey, they gave us a shout out.
That's great. Petro's in money and Tim Kates of course,
the producer over them, and.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
You know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What oh I thought it was gonna be a compliment.
Oh no, it's an on air fight. I don't like those.
I don't like them.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
And you know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like
it wasn't enough about the weather, it was all about you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay. What what Petros did is he went out and
and he filmed himself out near the La River, and
you didn't really see the Lle River in the background.
You sort of see it, but you don't really get
a feel for how much water is in there. And
I'm just saying I have a different method when I
go out and video the La River. It's all the
La River. I'm barely in it. I don't even think
(21:42):
I was in our last clip. But but the story's
not me. The story is a river, but Petros was
the story.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
People can see Petros's video on our Instagram.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We should put the one the river video. I did
compare it to the river video he did. Oh all over?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Check it out, everybody, Scroll down, scroll down?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How far well?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Tim? I?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I mean I guess I could look.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Can you put it up on top? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I can. I can pin it?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Thank you. Do you have your glasses? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I get them all right, Tim?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
How are you gonna find about them?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We'll have somebody with good eyesight find them.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay. It's like we have we have four We have
five remotes for our TV and our stereo in our
living room. And I didn't realize this until last night.
One of the remotes is just to turn another remote on.
Isn't that crazy? I have to point it an Yeah,
I've got to point in another remote to turn that
remote on because it doesn't go on automatically. Oh tonightmare,
(22:44):
it's a night, I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
And you know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like
it wasn't enough about the weather, it was all about you.
And I don't think you did that good of a job.
And I'm here to say right now, and I hope
he's recording af you Conway. You bring me on your
show and then make me feel small like this bobble.
He made me feel real small, and and him and
Mark the weather man were like, oh, you don't know
how to do the Weather's stupid idiot. I was like,
(23:06):
well that's really encouraging, you know. That's like how Brett
Farv Trott taught Aaron Rodgers to be a quarterback in
Green Bay, just left him out there to die on
his all.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
I saw a video Conway did for the weather from
inside of his house. Must be nice, Yeah, doing an
inside when it's seventy two degrees and nice and warming
your house.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Get out thought Donaway brought me on to only to
ridicule my you know he was a little and.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
To be honest, I don't want to make the thinger
out of it. But he seemed a little jealous.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
Of course if I had to guess, you became a
social media star.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Right, He's like, oh, well you made it all about you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And that's like what was he? What was? What was?
What term did he pull back and not use?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Get out?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Thought?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Donaway brought me on to only to ridicule my. You know,
he was a.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Little and it was a little one. You know, he
was a little and what term did he not use?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
You know, he was a little And to be honest,
I don't want to make that.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I'll have him on six o five. Is he coming
on today's right? He said he would, Okay, all right, Peta,
this is great man. He I love how angry he gets.
He he was, you know, what's the name? Bill Burr
said that his wife accused him of going to a
restaurant and she said, how come you always go zero
to one hundred in two seconds? And his response was
(24:19):
so great, he goes zero to to one hundred. He said,
I'm never below seventy five. I've never had to go zero.
I've never been in zero I started seventy five.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So Dukes made it originally through the fires. And is
anybody want to guess why? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? Okay, I'll
tell you. Dukes made it through because all a lot
of the firemen stationed in the parking lot of Dukes
because it's a big, wide parking lot, and so they
needed to protect that building so they could use it
for bathroom, they could use it for shelter, they can
use it for cooking, they can use it for sleeping.
(25:00):
And they protected Dukes like it was their own. And
that's how Dukes survived. There you go, little Duke's history
for you. But let's but they almost got wiped out
with the floods. The floods almost wiped out Dukes. The
fire didn't get him. The floods almost did, though, And
Chris Christie was flying high over Dukes.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
Right now, back to the clean up efforts underway after
yesterday's powerful storm. You're looking at the muddy mess the
crews are trying to clear in front of a popular
Malibu restaurant. Let's go to Air seven and Chris, Christy,
you are over dukes right now? Wow, Chris, what a mess?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
What a mess is right Colleen? The famous Dukes which
were spared during the fires has been inundated by mud.
At least the parking lot has and the front doors
are completely shut. We don't know if the inside of
the dining room was affected, but there are now dozens
of people now trying to mop this mud up. Incidentally,
they are already making some real progress on Pch itself,
(25:59):
as they've created some space to get by. But again,
this entire area and un dated with mud yesterday during
those torrential rains. They keep through here and you could
see it is quite a sight as they make some
pretty steady progress less than twenty four hours after those rains.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Colleagen, amazing, Chris, Oh gosh, wow.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, you know what we have time. Let me
tell you a story about about the Duke. The Duke.
My dad was very good friends with Ernie Anderson, and
one of their good friends was a guy named Pat
stud Still. And Pat stud Still used to be the
punter for the Detroit Lions, and I think he also
played for the La Rams and they were around Ernie
(26:39):
Anderson's house in Studio City, right near the La River,
and they were all drinking, smoking cigarettes, you know, like
nineteen seventies dads did. And Ernie Anderson said, man, of
all the players on the NFL, the kickers are the weakest. Man.
And Pat Studs, Pat studstill who's a professional football player,
(27:01):
So you know what you're talking about. I mean, it's
very difficult to kick a football sixty five seventy yards
in the air. And Ernie said, man, anyone can do that.
And so Ernie Anderson broke out what he called the duke.
He had a football. It was in plexiglass, and it
was signed by all the great Cleveland Browns from the
(27:23):
nineteen fifties, you know, like Otto Graham, Lou Graza's signature
was there. I think Fred Morrison they used to call
him Curly len Ford. All the great football players from
the nineteen fifty five Cleveland Browns they had signed this football.
It was half white, half brown, and on the white
area they signed it. And this football is probably worth
(27:45):
a couple grand today, probably worth thirty forty fifty grand.
So he breaks the plexiglass and he takes the football
out to the backyard. Ernie goes first and he kicks
it into the pool area, which is a respectable kick.
It's probably thirty yards maybe forty yards, very respectable kick
(28:06):
for a guy who was drinking, who's never kicked the
football in his life. He really got into it and
he kicked in the pool area, and I think his son,
without name dropping, Paul Thomas Anderson, went and retrieved it
from the pool area, brought it back and gave it
to Pat stud Still, and Pat stud Still warmed up
for like a minute and a half and stretched, pulled
(28:27):
his leg back, warmed up, and then he took the
ball and kicked it over the pool area, over the big,
huge trees, these forty foot trees, the eucalyptus trees that
used to line the La River, over the eucalyptus trees
and into the La River, and the La River was flowing,
(28:49):
and Ernie ran to the fence and looked through it
an opening of the fence, a little tiny slit in
the fence, and he put his eye in there and
all you heard was, oh, man, there goes the f
and duke. That was the name of the football, the duke. Man,
there goes the f and duke, And the Duke never
(29:11):
came back. That duke is still floating around somewhere, signed
by all the great Cleveland Browns of the nineteen fifties.
The Duke, the Duke Man, there goes the f and Duke.
That was a rap on the Duke, the Duke. All right,
that was a cool hour, Belly. I'm glad we don't
have a lot of breaking news. We can do, you know,
sort of relax around here.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We need a fun Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Doctor Ray's coming up with Patrick O'Neill and I think
Brad Pitt is that right now? Is that a different,
different show?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I guess it's a different show. This is a great
show too.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So who's coming on?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Alex Michaelson's up next, and then Michelle Geller Alex is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Great,
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