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February 20, 2025 35 mins
Dodgers pitcher Bobby Miller struck in head by line drive // Guest: Dean Sharp previews his weekend show topic such as Should Builders Be Allowed to Permit Their Own Projects? //Guest: Dean Sharp / continued.... // Heather Booker shares her experience with Steve Carell // Guest: Patrick O’ Neal as he is LIVE from a Sports Bar – USA vs. Canada 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps. Team Canada's playing
Team USA in hockey. With the first period over just
and died. Now after one period.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The score. Unless you're recording at home, you don't know
the score. I get them.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
But for everybody else, I'll give you five seconds five
four three two one. The score is Canada one, USA one.
They've tied it up. USA tied it up with either
a minute or two left. A couple minutes left. They
tied it up. Tie game.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
All right, Dodgers are in the news.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Pitcher Bobby Miller got struck in the face or in
the head a comebacker in spring training.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, this is not good. This is not good.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Bobby Miller is a great pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Let's find out what happened here? What happened or breaking
news right now? A scary moment in today's first Dodger
spring training game, pitcher Bobby Miller was hit with a
line drive. Now the video it is hard to watch,
but we can't tell you that Miller he was able
to walk off the field. How to avoid the obstruction.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Who Connedy hitting the hat.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Oh my goodness, that ball goes from the file territory.
But a comebacker from Bush hit Bobby Millard and he
is down and he'll be attended to right away.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, he's down.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
And the announcers can't have a natural reaction because they're
on TV or radio, and so they have to use
terms like oh my gosh. Like when you see a
guy get hit in the head with a baseball going
one hundred and five miles an hour, your natural reaction
isn't oh my gosh, Wow, look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh Gonnedy hitting the head. Oh my goodness, that ball.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Goes Oh my goodness. I mean, I don't know when
the last time you use that term. Oh my goodness.
I don't think I've ever used it. I think you
use it if like if you go out to get
Valet parking and then you eat dinner, and then you
come back and you don't have your you know, your
claim check, You're like, oh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It dropped it somewhere.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
It is.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
But a guy getting hit in the head with one
hundred and five mile an hour comebacker, it's.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Like, what the f Yeah, A lot more colorful that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you gotta use the F word, the A word.
You got a last word, yes, yeah, definitely the S word.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
You got to light it up. Can't just say, oh my,
oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my good oh
my word, oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
That all goes.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
From your file territory. But a comebacker from Bush hit
Bobby Miller and he is down and he'll be attended
to right away.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I mean, that was everyone's relaction right the first time
I saw it as well. That happened at the top
of the third inning and the fact that he remained
conscious during that moment. Miller stayed down for about a minute,
but again he was able to walk off under his
own power. He left the game and was being evaluated.
This was also the first MLB game to use robo
umpires that's an automated to ball stage system, but won't

(03:08):
be used during the regular season.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
How frightening was that? Yeah, kind of odd? All right.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The oscars are in town, which means pain in the
ass for people that live in Hollywood because they're going
to close streets down and they're gonna be hard closures.
You won't be able to go on use Hollywood Boulevard.
I think Orange Street. There's a couple other streets around
there you can't use. Let's find out what's going on
with the Oscars twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
We are just ten days away from the Oscars and
the anticipation it's growing, and so is a construction along
Hollywood Boulevard. This is a live look from Hollywood and
you can see the preparations are well underway there.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
It is for you.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
We're getting ready right for one of the biggest red
carpet events in the world.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
And with that comes the first big round of road closures.
This may affect your drive. So here's what you need
to know.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's not going to affect my drive, but it might
affect yours.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
These closures it began Overnightllywood Good Bulevard is now closed
from Orange Drive to Highland Avenue.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Do you hear that? I know?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
People listen, half asked. Don't half ass this. You can
get caught in this traffic. Listen to this, Listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Hollywood Boulevard is now closed from Orange Drive to Highland Avenue.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Orange Drive to Highland Hollywood Boulevard closed.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Hollywood Boulevard is now closed from Orange Drive to Highland Avenue.
This section will not reopen until after the Oscars on Wednesday,
March fifth. The road closures are necessary to build the
pre show stages and the risers for the media from
around the world that will cover the red carpet. This
isn't the only road closure. More areas around the Dolby
Theater will shut down as we get closer to the

(04:41):
big night. The ninety seventh Oscars will be held on Sunday,
March second, and will air right here on ABC. Among
the nominees hoping to win Oscars Best Picture Prize Anora,
the Brutalist, Dune Part Two, and Wicked. Some of the
presenters include Selena Gomez, Oprah Winfrey, and Ben Stiller. For
the first time, I'm Conan.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
O'Brien is host Wait Who's Gonna be Presenting?

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Some of the presenters include Selena Gomez, Who Lena Gomez?
Selena Gomez, Oprah Winfrey, and Ben Stiller. For the first time,
Conan O'Brien is hosting the.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Who's Lena Gomez?

Speaker 8 (05:13):
Selena Gomez? Oh, Selena Gomez? She definitely she goes by Lena,
she gets she bit that first syllables.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Some of the presenters include Selena Gomes.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
She did, she did, that's my she got it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I just I'm my my Look, my grandfather had a
hearing aid, my mom couldn't hear, and now it's my turn.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's generational.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think you were close there. I don't think you
were that far off. No, I definitely didn't hear. It's Selena.
I didn't hear the s and it was it was
my fault, my bad. Whoever this reporter is, I I
owe you an apology. As a matter of fact. I'll stand,
I'll put my hands together. I'll look here, you, I'll look.
I'll look the direction of ABC. We're ABC's uh that

(05:55):
way right, I guess towards Glendale probably, Okay, I gotta
get up. Sorry, sorry, actually doing it, standing up, putting
my hands together and bowing my head.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You were one hundred percent right,
said Selena.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I boot I booted that one. You said, Selena. I
thought you said Lena. I didn't know who Lena was
Lena Gomez.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Some of the presenters include Selena Gomez, Oprah Winfrey, and
Ben Stiller.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
For the first time coed.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Those three who are you most excited to see Krozer.
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Some of the presenters include Selena Go, Selena Gomez, Lena Gomez.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
All right, Oprah Winfrey for Winfrey or and Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller. I have to pick any of them, you
gotta pick one. Oh my god. I think Ben Stiller probably.
He's a funny guy.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yeah, and he's behind Severance right now, so it's that's
really okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
But I like Selena Gomez. Yeah, they're all fun Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know who to pick. I guess I'll just
watch them all with the hell for the first time.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Conan O'Brien is hosting The Big Show.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Great.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I love Conan O'Brien. You know I used to you know,
here's how you know that. I used to be the
the biggest anti ConA and guy. I never thought he
was funny. I just didn't get it.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
I think he had a real bed start when he
when he got the show, the Overnight Show.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, yeah, okay, I think I think he fumbled his start,
But man, he won me over. When you know, I'm
like an ex smoker where you know, ex smokers are
the worst round cigarettes, you know, they go crazy when
when they see somebody smoking, they go absolutely nuts. I'm
an ex smoker when it comes to back. So I
wasn't a big fan of Conan O'Brien. I couldn't. I

(07:34):
didn't understand it. I understand why, you know, all the
hype and why he was so funny and all that crap,
and I just didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
And then I watched him and his co producer or
the guy that that you know it would spoke Italian
and he took him to Italy.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Jordan, Oh yeah, Jordan Ross.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Jordan Peter said something like that, Yeah, oh my god,
that's the funniest crap I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Same. I already like Conan, but that's by far one
of my favorite bits that he does. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
When he would sit in his office waiting for this
guy and he was late, and they were like, you know,
there was twelve clocks in the room, and he's like, hey,
what time is your show? What times are you supposed
to get here? And he's like, well, I'm I'm at home.
I was home shaving my body. Jordan Schlansky, Yeah, Jordan Slansky,
that's it. There, Okay, Jordan Slansky and Conan O'Brien together

(08:31):
is the funniest crap I've ever seen in my life,
and I've seen a lot of funny stuff because he's
so pretentious with like so grey and his like certain foods,
right see.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I think what it was is Conan.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
O'Brien is not good at interviewing people because you can
tell he doesn't care what your project is. He could
give a ratsass. But he's one of the best improv
guys in the world. And so with Jordan Schlansky, he
was able to use old only is improv skills because
Jordan's not promoting a movie or a book or you know,

(09:04):
he's not a politician or an athlete, and and he
would destroy this guy on TV. Oh he tortured the
hell out of My favorite one was like, what do
you do here? Well, you know, do some of this
some of that. That's not an answer, Jordan, I kept
going on and on and pushing it. It's like, oh man,
that that kills me. And then when he when they

(09:25):
went to Italy was the greatest ever, you know, where
the two of them sitting in that little me that
Miata or whatever was driving around Italy and you know,
pretending to be Italian.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh, it's so great.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
And they have a radio show that they do, the
The Conan and Jordan Show.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I got to look at that. I got to check
that out.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But it was the same with with Steve Carrell. I
hated Steve Carrell. I never understood anything.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Carolbernette was a big fan. She'd always have mon and
and he would be on all these talk shows. And
I wanted to because I heard he's a nice guy.
And I just stared at it and my eyes crossed.
I couldn't. I didn't get it at all. And then
my daughter about four years ago, five years ago, she said,
we're up in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It was snowing.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
We couldn't do anything. We're just watching TV. And she said, Dad,
I need you to watch three episodes.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Of the Office.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
And I said, I said, sweetie, I'd rather cut my
head off. And she said, no, no, just watch three episodes.
I said, I'm not watching three episodes of the Office.
I know I saw the English version. I don't think
it was that great. I'm not watching the Office. And
she said, look, I don't ask you ever for a favor.
I'm asking you for a favor. I think this is
right up your rally. I think you'll love the show.

(10:38):
I need you to watch three episodes.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Turn it on.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'll look at it. I watched the first episode and
I'm like, I can't stand this. I don't know what
the hell this is. I watched the second episode hooked
for life. And not only that, but I think Steve
Carrell is one of the funniest guys in the hill
history of television. But I'm like an I'm I'm like
the perfect fan because I'm very, very strict, and then

(11:07):
if you win me over like that, I'm in for life.
I buy other Steve Carell projects. I buy audio and video.
I'm like an addict. I'm a huge addict. Yes, I'm
an ex smoker. When it comes to this, you know,
I hate something, he hate somebody hate something in bang,
I mean doing it. So Steve Carell, who I couldn't stand,
is now literally in the top one or two funniest

(11:30):
people I think in show business.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
I'll anchor here. Heather Brooker, she just told me that
she's worked with Steve a couple of times in the office.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh, is that right? Wow, it was an actress.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
Yeah, I believe so, Yes, doing an actress part.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
But you were on the office with him twice? What
did you? What did you? Were you an actress?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:51):
I am an actress. How dare you? Just because I'm
moonlight here.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I should say, I should say, were you working as
an actress?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, I had a couple of roles, a couple. I
got my episode.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
I got cut out of the first one, and then
they invited me back the next season and I got
to be on another episode.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Because we know the episodes.

Speaker 9 (12:13):
You probably do know the episodes. One of them was
Business Business Ethics where he's like, oh yeah, doing his
own set of ethics.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh, and they bring everybody and there he has a
big talk with them in the conference Holly right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yes, yeah, with Holly.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
I was their waitress when he took Holly out to
lunch and ordered a couple off, right, Yeah, I was
their waitress.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
And I'll tell you, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
I know you have to go to break overtime, but
I'll tell you one of my most amazing memories ever
as an actress was being in the van with him and.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Steve Corre, who played Yeah with Steve.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
K you got to come in and tell us. Yeah, okay, yeah, why.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Don't you go to break first?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, you don't want to get you you know the
you know the flu.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Du Yeah, okay, good, okay, because that that's the one rule.
You can't come in here with the flu. That's the
only rule I have.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from kf
I AM.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sixty second period has started Team USA versus Team Canada
in the Four Nations Tournament and the score is one
one t USA one team Canada. One second period has started,
so keep an eye on that. But we have time

(13:29):
to go with the Heather Brooker here. We have one
of our favorite guests on every single week and his
name is Dean Sharp.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Dean, how you, Bob, I'm good. I was looking forward
to Heather's story.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well we're gonna do it after you. But she was
on the office. She played a waitress in the office.
I thought that was kind of a cool deal.

Speaker 11 (13:48):
You know what my story with the office is. You
have an office story, Well it's a very short one.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I was never on it.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, Well that's something there, you go, that's something I
think you and I have the same story.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Isn't that run it? Have you ever watched it?

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, we loved it. We've probably watched We've probably watched
it seven or eight times through. Oh is that right?
It is great? Bad? It really is great.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
And and you know you can't do I would say
thirty percent of those episodes anymore.

Speaker 11 (14:20):
No, you know what, there are YouTube channels that was
pointed out to me that have collected clips from the
office of Everything that is now impossible to replay.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh that's great, that's great. I got to look for that.
All right, let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
We have we have a lot of people are talking
about rebuilding, obviously, and should builders be allowed to permit
their own projects. I'm sure you have a pretty firm
stance on this.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I do, I do.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I would bet it's no. Uh you know what, I
think you'd lose money on that one, really, Okay?

Speaker 10 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (15:00):
Well yeah, I mean here's the thing, you know that
one statement, and by the way, that we're having this
conversation because one of the La City Council members just
a couple of weeks ago, has forwarded emotion that's been
approved by another one in which the LA City Council
will be taking up this subject of how LA specifically

(15:21):
city and County can fast track building not just because
not just for post fire people, but because of the fires,
for everybody else in the county who is also going
to be waiting for their permits because the fire people
are going to get in the front of the line.
So it's a big discussion. But here's the thing that
not a lot of people know. There are places like

(15:43):
San Diego. San Diego County has been doing this for
a long time. City of Bellflower has been doing this
for ten years straight, really, and yeah, and so it's
not an unprecedented idea and it's not as much of
a panacea as a life of people would think. It's
not like, oh, a builder like myself just you know,

(16:05):
gets up in the morning and says, hey, we I
drew some plans and we're gonna start building today and
he's gonna let us do it it. Basically, what it
comes down to is you got to have a licensed
architect or a licensed engineer, uh basically stamp the plans
themselves and and put their entire license on liability wise

(16:27):
that those plans are that they themselves are gonna catch
everything that the city plan checkers would have caught and
if anything gets caught down the line, you know, they're
ultimately responsible for it. And you would think, okay, well,
maybe that'll still fast track some things, which it will
because they're they're talking about if an architect or an
engineer willing to do that, you could get your permit

(16:48):
in one to five days.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Wow, but but but but then aren't you exposing yourself
to future lawsuits and problems?

Speaker 11 (16:56):
Yes you are, Okay, so not a lot of architects
and engineers stepping up for that. We are charging their
clients good liability buffer money to do it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
And then the last thing, and this.

Speaker 11 (17:08):
Is you know, this is the only other thing that
I was talking to Gary Hoffin earlier this week about this,
and that is you know, getting your permit for just
having your plans check to make sure that the drawings
are in accordance with the building code. That's only one
part of pulling the permit. The other part that usually

(17:28):
takes the longest is going through zoning and planning. Oh yeah,
ordinances and you know the Hillside Ordinance Division, the Coastal Commission.
There are no less than six special ordinances and zones,
overlapping on the palisades, about what you can do where when,

(17:49):
how are you pushed up against the hill, are you
near water?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
And so on, and that's the kind of stuff that
just drags on. I okay, can you stay with us? Sure? Okay,
Dean sharpers with us.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
You can hear every Saturday and Sunday morning right here
on KFI Saturday six to eight am, Sunday nine am
until noon, and we'll come back and talk a little
more about permitting, plus some other sort of ideas that
maybe you have around the house. I got some questions
for Dean Sharp as well, and he's with us every
Thursday from six fifteen to six forty five. We're live

(18:22):
on KFIM six forty watching Canada playing Team USA.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
It's one to one in the second period. Lots going on.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Still won one tie Team Canada Team USA in the
Four Nations tournament and.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Dean sharpers with us. Dean Sharp, I get some questions
for you, bub fire away.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I want to know from you because you have a
lot of experience the best the best cordless tools to buy.
Is it Mikida, Milwaukee, is it Craftsman?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Colebell? What is what are what is the best?

Speaker 11 (19:01):
De Walt? Uh dealt Mikida, Bosh and Milwaukee. Wait, I'm
gonna write these down. Mikita, Bosh and Milwaukee. These these four,
they've been around the longest, They've got the uh, they've
got the best reputation. I've seen them perform year over

(19:22):
year over year.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
And you know these are pro grade tools. And by
the way, you know, you and I have talked about
this before. There is no such thing as a consumer
tool and a pro tool. There are only good tools
and bad tools, Okay, and and so and the key
is this, you know I've got I don't know how many.
I have a lot of tools, a lot of tools.
When it comes to cordless power tools, I try and

(19:46):
nestle into one particular brand if possible, so that I
don't have to keep rebuying the batteries. Doesn't share the batteries, right,
So my collection, for whatever reason, is primarily Milwaukee, Okay.
And that way, I've got a board full of Milwaukee
chargers and they just interchange on all the tools.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (20:07):
And if you if you're buying every tool a different
brand than you're buying a lot of batteries, and they're expensive.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
But the one thing that makes me crazy is when
when I buy a cordless tool, Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
USA just scored it is two to one USA. That
is great, Go Usa.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
All right, getting back to this when the problem I
had is I'm not going to mention the name of
the tools that I use because you'll make fun of me.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
But they change the size of the batteries. The old
batteries don't fit in the new tools. Yeah, and I
hate that you're working with black and deck.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
It's not black and deck. No, it's not back in
deck Harbor frate? Did you buy those things at Harbor Brate?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Keep going O think home depot and think really yellow. Alright,
all right, yeah yeah, okay, I'll leave it there. We'll
leave it there. Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Another one another tip that my grandfather gave me, and
I wonder if you subscribe to this. If you have
ladders around the house, you know, like either a step ladder,
you know those tall extended ladders, or you know one
of the V shape ladders, is if you keep them outside,
always keep them locked up and I said, And I
asked him why, and he said, if anyone's going to

(21:27):
rob you, you don't want them using your ladders to
rob you.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's probably a good idea. I guess you thought about it.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
I mean, I'm I'm more concerned about the idea that
because I've heard about this before, you know, like a
thief falls through a skylight on the roof and sues
the homeowner. And you know, I don't know if that's
just anecdotal, but I'm like, okay, listen, if you're going
to use my ladder, use it right, buddy, don't.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Wrap the house and don't fall off and break your neck.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So okay, another question for you, how come they can't
make a solar light for you know, the front of
your house, either walkways or you know, exterior, just a
decorative light. Why can't they make a solar light that
works and and last more than three months?

Speaker 11 (22:19):
Because the solar walkway lights are the lowest end of
the denominator on you know, they as far as the
quality of those panels. But even at that, though, even
at that, it, you know we're gonna have to come
We're gonna have to make an entire sea change in
solar technology before any kind of solar walk path light

(22:42):
or anything like that is anything more than just a
twinkly decoration. I mean honestly, because the panels themselves, they
just you know, that's why they're your your roof is
full of solar panels, right, because they're just not that
energy sensitive yet. Oh so they're they're just not sucking
in enough. And then there has to be a battery

(23:03):
inside that light that holds onto it until nighttime. And
so there are a number of factors. Why, you know,
if you bought really high end solar quality lights, you'd
be like, why am I doing this? I could afford
to just buy the low voltage power lights at this point.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So and that's that's the idea. I learned something from
my dad very young. And I don't know if this
if he was lying to me or or not, but
I could ask you because I know you would know.
But on a jigsaw, you know, just a handheld jigsaw,
he said, the sometimes the lower the speed, the easier
it is to cut.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Is that true? Uh no, not really?

Speaker 11 (23:40):
Okay, yeah no, no, maybe the most worried I was
going to cut myself. Yeah, he probably is, Like listen,
just just back off to him, don't uh. The most
important thing about a jigsaw is two things. On a jigsaw,
most of them have a setting as to whether the
blade goes directly up and down or whether it goes
out at an angle.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh that's interesting, Okay.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
Most people are cutting the wood that they're cutting almost inevitably,
I'll grab the jigs. I'm like, you got this thing
set wrong. If you're gonna make a really fine cut,
you want to go and straight up and down. And
if you want to if you want to make some
ground on that wood, then you let it do at
an angle and cut more efficiently. And you gotta hold
the nose of that saw down. You got to press

(24:21):
down there, not on the back, otherwise it's just gonna
jump out of the hole make a mess.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
And then last thing, I sort of a tip for everybody.
Three times in the last five years, because every time
it happens, I keep the glasses. I've had twice a
screw and once a hot piece of sawder hit my glasses.
And now every time I do anything, even if I'm
taking a screwdriver outside or cutting a bush or anything,

(24:47):
I always wear protective glasses because I could have lost
an eye. Yeah, and I can't tell you how valuable
that is to have protective glasses on.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Absolutely. And you know, this is just something I learned
when I I was a young framing carpenter.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I went home.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
I was working on Steven Spielberg's house. Actually, wow, I
was pounding a bolt into a beam saddle and I
felt a little something in my eye, like, oh, I
got some dust in my eye. By the time I
was driving home, my eye was so swollen it scratched out.
I went to the emergency room and they, you know,
put me under the microscope and they're like, oh, yeah,

(25:23):
you got a little razor thin fleck of metal sticking
right out of your lens like a like a like
a Japanese throwing star.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh my god. I'm like, okay, great, can you get
that out of there?

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Rap it out.

Speaker 11 (25:36):
I had to wear an eyepatch for several days and
my lens tweaked because of it. So yeah, yeah, I
just put some glasses on, Cherry. Yeah, but I appreciate
you coming on with us. I well, listen on Saturday
six to eight am on Saturday and then Sunday nine
to noon. Sounds good, all right, thanks man, appreciate Dean
Sharp everybody, It's Conway Show. When we come back, we'll

(25:58):
check in with who were checking in with Patrick O'Neil.
I believe he's at a bar watching Team Canada play
Team USA. Brooks and we got to Heather Brooks. Well,
we're gonna try to get him both in.

Speaker 10 (26:10):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Let's check in with Patrick O'Neill.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
He's live at a sports bar watching Team Canada and
Team USA.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
What's going on, Bob Conway? This is your hockey brother
from another mother. My man reporting from the streets from
O'Brien barr in Santa Monica. How do you think this
bar is a little sleepier than I was anticipating? Us, say,
with a two to one lead over Canada. Second period,

(26:43):
seven point thirty one left, the Koschuck brothers are playing youth.
It's very, very exciting. Are you gonna be home it? Tuns? Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, but you know what, this game could be seven
to one Canada. They've had a lot of opportunities.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I tell you what, Conway, The difference is the goal
sending Connor hell Buck in net for USA. You got
Bennington in net for Canada going into this tournament. This
is where this trophy was going to be won or
loss goaltending, and Hellabuck is standing on his head in the.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Creek and if holl look, if this score stands, Hollibuck's
got to be m VP.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Oh yeah too. But however, Brady Kachuck has four goals
in the tournament, the first goal to tie. And you know,
I really feel that the Kachuck brothers have done such
give it to both of them in my opinion, Yes.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I love the fact that they were born in Phoenix, Arizona,
and they both became hockey players.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
That is pretty rare.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Well, their dad, Keith Kachuck, is one of the toughest,
strittiest hockey players of all time, over five hundred goals.
Should be in the Hall of Fame, and he just
he doesn't even know who his kids are. They're absolute animals.
Matthew and Brady Kishuk are amazing and they're going to
bring home this trophy for USA. About one lead here
late second love it.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
You know, there was an NHL player I can't remember
who said this, but he said playing against one of
the ku Chuck brothers is annoying. I can't imagine what
playing against both of them is like.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
It has to be awful. It just has to be awful.
But when they're with us, when they're our team, you
love it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And they sold out, They sold out of the Kuchuck
jersey and with the team USA paraphernalia.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
This is doing so much for hockey. I mean, I'm
gonna listen. I was talking to Willie ownso Bryant here,
not giving him a plug because I want to freak
in it. Trust me, I'm just saying that. He normally said.
I said, listen, let's get the Kings games on in here.
Come on. He had no idea who I was. And
I'm like, come on, you don't watch you don't watch
pre post games for this for the La King. He said, no,
I don't. They don't care. But you know, so he

(28:45):
might put on a Kings game from time to time,
but you're getting a casual fan in here wearing a
USA jersey, you know, pumped up for the for the
the nation.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
President calling the team, come on.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
But he enjoyed the game and we'll maybe we'll talk
to you tomorrow if the if the USA wins.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
All right, you know how much I love coming on.
I could get a I could get a US state
chant going let's go Canada and you get boom me off?
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You ad best? But let's do it both.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Okay, I got the loudest guy. I got the loudest
guy in the bar. Can I get a US chanting? No? No?
Wait right now?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Thanks by.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Right as they said that, all right, thank.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
You, thank you, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Right? Is he right?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Does he start in the USA chant? Canada scored? That's great,
Canada scored. It's now two to two?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right? How the brokers? Well, it's how you hi.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
And by the way, every time you come on, this
feature is being brought to you by Advanced Hair one
day treatment, life changing results. Make your appointment today at
Advanced Hair dot com. So you were on, but tell
everybody what you do is do here. You're a newsperson,
You're a news editor, you're an anchor.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
You do everything.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Yes, so I am a news anchor, reporter, writer, a
little bit of everything to help the news. I can
if I go round and rounds okay, And you're an actress. Yes,
I'm an actress and comedian. The KFI helps pay my
acting habit bills. Right, and what style comedy observation pure joke.
I think it's a lot of observation.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
I talk a lot about my family and talk about
about parenting and married life and caring for my elderly mother.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, excellent. Well, and you and you play locally her
ice House.

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Yes, ice House is one of my favorite places to play.
Then they renovated a few years ago. It's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Any dates coming up, Any gigs, as you say.

Speaker 9 (30:28):
No, I actually just wrapped up a production of Newsies
at the El Portal Theater. I was performing in that
with my daughter, Okay, and I took a break because
it was a little it's a little too much when
you're doing a musical and then trying to do stand
up and all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
So I took a little bit of a break. But
I'm getting back into it.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
And your daughter must be young. She's eleven, Okay, Yeah,
she's doing stand up. She's no, she's a musical theater.
She's an actor just like me, and so we it
was our first show together. We did a musical together,
and it was just a blast.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was so fun. You guys are like the new
lebron James of the Valley.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Right, she's my my Bronnie.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, all right, so let's go get to the Office. Yes,
my favorite show of all time, and you were on it.
I can't believe that we just learning that.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I didn't I can't believe you didn't know that. I
usually didn't know what is Oh there's the music, yeah,
sethosh So.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
I one of my dreams to come out to LA
was to be on the Office when I first came out.
Here was a goal I had of mine, and I
worked towards it. I got cast in an episode called
Business Ethics.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Great episode.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
Great episode. If everybody who's an Office fan will immediately
know which one that was. It was And my scene
that I was in was with Amy Ryan and with
Steve Correll and it was on location at a restaurant
called Clancys.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Do you remember that in Glendale and Glendale? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Yeah, a crab bus Yes, crab seafood place. So we drove,
we drove in the van from the studio to Clancy's.
So and it took about like thirty forty five minutes
because their studio was in Van Nuys, and I got
to spend that whole time with just Amy Ryan and
Steve Corell while they like told jokes. And I'll tell
you this, one of my most favorite memories and special

(32:04):
moments from that show is listening to Steve Carrell tell
the Aristocrat joke. Do you know the Aristocrats? It's very dirty.
Everybody in comedy knows it. It's very dirty. It's very inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
In the movie The Aristocrats, when the credits roll, the
last guy to tell the joke is my dad.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, oh, I love that.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Say he's not really blue or no, no, no, Well
he told that.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
You retold the joke and was explaining it to me
and Amy and he it was just a joy like
everything you want him to be, this like normal, delightful,
like kind person.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
He was. He was.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
And so you were in two episodes, yes, so the
next one and so that episode got cut out because people,
you know, I don't know if you famously know this,
but the office always overshot. They did a little improv
and all that, so they had too much time. My
part was cut for time. I was called back the
next season for when Jim and Pam had their baby episode. Yeah,
was in the nurse. I was a nurse in the hospital,

(33:02):
but it wasn't really a hospital. It was in the
sound stages in Van nys that they set up to
look like a hospital. And I welcomed them into the
hospital and send, you know, tell them where to go
and all this stuff. And then Steve Carrell Michael Scott
comes in and he's made T shirts and he's like,
oh my.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
God, well you know, we're having a baby, you know.
And I get to be like, okay, you know, and
he told me to give them a message.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
And it's just a short little scene, but I got
to work with Jim and Pam and Steve Carell and
then I did some exploring on the set and I
ran into the whole rest of the cast Angela Rain Wilson,
like everybody was there, and I got to have a
group picture with them, and it was just a dream
come true.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
One of my favorite lines in the office is when
they're going to have a a poker game and it's
going to be to raise money for charity, and they
and he says, who is it the guy that says
Toby Toby. Yeah, Toby is well you know, I don't
think we should have Hooter girls. Harry goes On, It
goes on, is Gamble is smoking? I don't think there

(34:01):
should be kids there. There's I mean, you know new
Is that enough?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Is that enough? It was just Tolby is such a
great character.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yes, dry and man, you know, Steve Carell's hatred for
him is so classic.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
To so great.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
What's great is he wrote most of the episodes and
most of the shows. He was a writer and producer
on the show, so he would write those moments for himself.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
It was great. You got to come back on when
we have more time talking about it.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I would love to. I'll tell you about all the
other shows.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
About how did you even get to hold you?

Speaker 9 (34:32):
On social media, follow me at the Heather Brooker on
Instagram and the Heather Brooker on the TikTok as well.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm all the Heather Brooker.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Thanks for bye, Thank you. Nice to see all right.
Mo Kelly's up next right here on KFI AM six
forty Conway show on demand on the iHeart Radio app.
Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM
six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday and
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