February 25, 2025 • 31 mins
Conway opens with an intriguing study revealing that most pet owners consider their pets to be their best friends. Tim and Mark then dive into a discussion about the upcoming weather—highlighting an intense heat surge that will soon give way to cooler conditions for Oscar's weekend—while also touching on Tim's cameo in Licorice Pizza and Riverside's potential new Mega Sports Complex for the 2028 Olympics. Conway wraps up with a crime update on recent burglaries in the San Fernando Valley, and he and Mark give a hearty shoutout to The Mark Thompson Show on YouTube.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am sixty and you're listening to The Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is the Conway Show.
Ding Dong with you. Mark Thompson's here, m hm, and
I can tell you who your best friend is. I
just have to ask you a series of questions. All right,
let's start with Angel's Angel Martinez.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, let's start with Angel. Angel.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You're around.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh, I'm always here, always up, ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Traffic on the five.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, traffic on the five. As soon as she gets
a moment, we'll choot chat with her. All right, all right, Crowzier,
I'll go with you next.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What's up? Have you ever had a dog.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
In your life?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's the name of the dog. We'll go with Chewie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, Chewie was your best friend? No, I'm telling you
you don't know it, but it was. Yeah, Chewey was
your best friend.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Mark. Do you have dogs or cats? Yeah? What do
you got? We have cats? But I've had both. How
many cats you have? We have four? What are their names? Freendhyet, Charlie, Mochi,
and Cash.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
They're your best friends.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
They are what I worry about the most.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm telling you your pets are your best friends. Robin,
you have a dog or a cat?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I have three d cats and a dog. You have?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wow? Three cats and a dog? Love that? Where do
you live in? What city? North Hollywood? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, you're fine there in Burbank. If you have three
cats or three dogs, you have four total? In Burbank
you have to have a zoo license to that many
animals you like running a petting zoo?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I thought it was over four.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't know. But do people combuy? Do you have
them in cages and they look at them?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But I mean my dog would love to get pets from.
What kind of dog you of? Oh? Pitbull?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
I love pitbulls. Easy to train, they are sweet, they're great.
You need to train them. You had to creating any
dog exactly. A dog is only as big as the
an a hole own I had. We had a pitbull
lab mix to attack you. No, not only that, I
(02:24):
trained it to get the paper. Wow, came in and
make me an expresso everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it's unreal. It's a wild dog. It's a smart dog.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Should have got you, shouldn't have sold it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He died in natural death a should he died a
natural death?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
All right, your pet is your best friend, according to
the study, and I think they're right.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Today's boost is all about your furry best friends. A
recent set, he found forty six percent of dog owners
consider their putt to be a real best friend and
twenty seven percent to be fart.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
There.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you hear that I think should be farted their
putt to be Oh no, I'd announce it. I blow
it right into the mic when I got to do one.
What a break from O Kelly.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Consider their pup to be a real best friend.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And twenty yeah, yeah, wow, somebody farted me? Yeah, somebody
whatever station? This was on somebody, you know, because you
don't think it's gonna be picked up by the mic,
you know you you just lift the cheek and.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Let it go.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
A real best friend. And twenty seven percent owners agree.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
This isn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
By the way, that has to be a fart. There's
nothing else that could be. I've heard that noise hundreds
or thousands of times in my life, and I know
what that noise is.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's always a fart.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Every time I've heard that noise in my life, it's
one hundred percent a fart.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
A real best friend, and twenty seven percent of cat
owners agree. Now, y'all, this isn't a debate dogs versus
cats because we all know it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Because you know, I think the bigger debate is that
you know it is a fart versus s.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You're okay, but can your pet be your bff?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My dog? My homies?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
My dad actually has a T shirt that says favorite
child with the picture of his dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh, that's great. That's so insulting to the kids. That is,
that's a big few to those kids. My favorite kid
is my dog.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Favorite child with the picture of his dogs.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I kind of can relate to that. Actually, what we
got our pups, Craig goes. I know this hard when
you have a new puppy. Oh there's fat Chick, harsh
Bocky their brother. Oh yeah, they're brothers, they really are.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Wait, fetch is one of the names. What's the other name?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Harsh Back their brother?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What harsh?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Am I hearing that right?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
By their brother?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is she saying the F word with a y at
the end of it. That's a dog's name, Bucky.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh, there's harsh by their brother. Yea there brothers.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, I like my eyes dea better, it's more an
interesting name.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Yeah, come here, brothers, their brothers, they really are their wombmates.
Chris Bucky Miles Miles coppered.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know what, if I were the producer of the show,
I would have I would sell all these people. Please,
whatever you do on the Today Show, the best thing
for the audience is when you all.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Talk over each other. Yeah, it's great. Try to keep
that up.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Try to keep that up for three hours and well
the ratings will be through the roof.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Just talk.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When one person talks, start with another one, and then
all of you chime in at the exact.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Same Remember, you're more clever and you're smarter, so whatever
you have to say, you can jump right in and
say it. And that same thing should be told to
all the talent on the set right tackle.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
When that guy starts telling the story, you you leap
over him with yours.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's Miles Miles Copper. Miles is the og dog. It's
all been inspired.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
By Bucking Fetcher. Little literally literally goes. We were like,
oh my, this puppy thing is killing us, and Craig goes,
there's some days that Miles, it's my favorite person in
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, that's not that original to say you know that
the dog is your favorite person in the house. It's
a tremendous insult. It's not original, and it shouldn't be.
It should invoke that much laughter, you know, like, oh,
sometimes I tell Jen my favorite person in the house
is Abby, ha ha ha. The reaction should be staring
(06:39):
at me, like what there's.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Some days at Miles is my favorite person in the house.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Should y'all not even care about Mango mellow hagar right there?
You guys can get mingo mellow Hagar.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I love it, and he's not.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Very mel That's actually a pretty good name for a dog.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Mingo mellow Hagar.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Mango mellow hater, Mngo hagar, mango melo mango Melo hagar,
Mango mello hangar Hager.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Listen, got almighty.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Mango melo Hagar. I love it and he's not very mellow.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Is your best friend?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
He's a good pal.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I was growing up with a guy whose dog's name
was Mellow kickback Partier.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Wow, those are the full dogs there. Yeah, what do
they call him?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
For sure mel mellow mello, but his full name is
mellow kickback Partier.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
There was some weed in the house. I believe, I believe,
I believe.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Maybe not, I don't know, maybe not. Maybe they just
enjoyed the dog who is right? Mellow kickback partier.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The Academy Oars And I'm not surprised that you call
it Oscar Sunday being in an Oscar nominated film as
you were.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's right in Liquor's Pizza you were and one of
the funniest beach.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh you're a sweet man. But I I I guess
I got my hopes up too high. I thought that
my character would spin off into its own series.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh yeah, that can be disappointing. That really happened.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I watched you a lot of these young comics, like
theo von what's his name we talked about the other day, Nategotti,
there's another guy named Schultzer. There's a lot of funny
kill Tony, there's another funny show. There's a lot of
very funny comics. Yeah, right, Tony Hinchcliff, very funny guy.
(08:34):
And there's a lot of that out there. And I
was talking to a buddy the other day, and I said,
who do you think is going to be the next
sitcom star? You know, because like a Seinfeld, they can
take one of these guys and develop a show around him.
And he said, he's in he's in the TV business.
He said that business is dead. Wow, And I said,
(08:54):
what do you mean? He said, none of those guys
would give up their life to come into Hollywood and
make one tenth the money.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You know this Nate.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Bargates, he gets it. He sells out arena.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because he does, say BERGETSI.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I think he sells out arenas with twenty thousand people. Yeah,
so he's making million and a half two million bucks
a night. Why would he come to Hollywood and work
for less money and have to work for around ninety
people telling you what to do all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, it would be st I never thought of
it that way, It's true.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So the day of the big sitcom where you take
a very funny guy off the road and stick him
in Hollywood and design a show around him is over. Yeah,
there's not enough money and there's enough people to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Unless you felt creatively, like you had another muscle besides
stand up, Like if you you want to create a
comedy or something, then you obviously have the at that point,
the juice to get those meetings and probably get the
sitcom produced.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Right, But why would you choose that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, it be only because if you had that creative urge,
that's all right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But if you have that create verge, you can go
out on the road and just experience that every night,
you know, because right now he's his own guy. You
know these you know, like THEO Vaughn is another one.
He'll go, He'll he doesn't have to do radio, radio
or TV to sell a local concert. He does it
all on social media. He puts out on his social
(10:19):
media I'm gonna be an Oxnard in June, come on by,
and the show sells out.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
In two days. Yeah, so many people.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Brian Reagan, it's the same way fans Brian Reagan puts
out on social media.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
He comes on with us because I you know, because
he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, but he doesn't have to you know those guys
here here's a real classy thing about about Brian Reagan
as well.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
One of the funniest men in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But I never asked for tickets for anything like Jay
Leno offered and I said yeah. And I went to
see Jay a couple of weeks ago, a month ago,
and I thought that was great.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But I don't like to ask.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If somebody offers, I'll say yeah, and I and I
and I'll go and I'll in enjoy myself. But I
don't like to ask. I just don't like doing it.
And so Brian Reagan's been coming on with us for
twenty years. I've never asked him for anything. And my
brother said he was going to go to the show
in one of those casinos in you know, East San
Diego or whatever. And he didn't ask. My brother didn't
(11:17):
ask for tickets. He just said, I'm going to see
the show. And I said, oh. But I said, before
you go, let me let me text Brian Reagan and
see if he can get a couple of tickets for you.
So I text Brian Reagan's guy ten minutes, ten seconds later,
absolutely anything he wants. You're our guy, and put him
dead center. Eight wrote back, eight, Really, wow, isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
That is really cool.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's a real classy guy, a guy who knows how
show business works. And really it is one of the
reasons why he's where he's at. In life, one of
the funniest men in the world, Brian Reagan, and one
of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh that's really nice. That's a nice story.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And Jay Leno is the same way, one of the
funniest guys in the world and one of the nicest
guys in the world.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, you can be both, Mark, Yeah, don't look at
me like that. Well, I mean, it's just that it's
odd to have you think you can be both. It's
odd to have you making this point because you know
a physician to healed.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I I knew though.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Here tell you, but you can be both, Mark. Sure, God,
let's take a break, no do, let's not think. All right,
let's keep rolling here, all right? And what have we
learned today on the show that jeeps don't have timing belts?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yes? Did we learn that? Yes, we learned that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Let's go to Riverside. A lot of people out there
in the Inland Empire. They're getting a new sports complex.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Woo wait.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It sounds really exciting, but keep in mind is these
are the really early stages of this proposed project, and
it all goes to plan. The developer is hoping that
this newly proposed location could host some of the competitions
for the twenty twenty eight Olympics.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Ah, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I think it's a it's a great opportunity to develop
land that's kind of been underutilized for a long time,
and it's going to engage this here.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
At the Old Riverside and convenient for people to come
into La for the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well, you can't always get what you want, venues that
you want. Yeah, you're right, exactly, Brent.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
At the Old Riverside golf Club, you won't find a
perfectly mode lawn or people golfing. Instead, there's overgrown brush,
unkept trees, a broken fence.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
For years, it sounds horrible, sounds like a description of hell.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's easy to get a membership though, Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
So instead there's overgrown brush, unkept trees, a broken fence.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Good God.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
For years, the city owned course has been vacant, but
that could change with a new two hundred million dollar
proposal to transform a portion of the North Side neighborhood
into a one hundred and twenty six acre sports complex.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
How about that big sports complex? And then what's next?
The professional team baseball, football, hockey, basketball, I don't know.
The il An Empire could support a team easily, easily really,
oh yeah, look that San Fernando Valley could. San Fernando
Valley has too two million people live here. If it
was its own city, it'd be the seventh largest city
(14:15):
in America. And yet no sports team, no football, no basketball,
no baseball, no hockey, no track, no theater, no five
star restaurants.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So Mandy to keep going.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
All of that's true. Percent there are no five star restaurants.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Not a single five star restaurant in the valley. There's
no Michelan restaurant in the San Fernanda Valley. There's no museum.
There's not a single museum in the in the valley.
I mean, look like there's the like Tarzana Museum of Lights.
You know, the guy put four lights in his garage.
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like
a Lackma or history museum, the science museum. Nothing in
(14:52):
the valley. Nothing but yet.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
The city of green Bay, Wisconsin is the size of Burbank.
It's one hundred and five thousand people. They have their
own football team, their own football team in a city
of one hundred and five thousand people. So the online
empire could absolutely support a team. If they put one
out there, and a team would be smart to move
out there, they'd support it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Under developer Adrenaline Sports Resorts collaborative part of the plan
includes an Olympic quality eighty five acre adventure center with
whitewater rafting, a surf park, kayaking, and ziplining.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And the cool center and the adventure center. Ye has a
good feel to it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
With ziplines, whitewater rafting, whitewater rafting, a surf.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Park, kayaking and ziplining.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Ziplining, that's great.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The company has developed other parks across the nation, like
US National Whitewater Center in Charlotte and Montgomery Whitewater in Alabama.
If this Riverside project is successful, developers are hoping it
could host some of the twenty twenty eight Olympic competitions
that would otherwise be held out of state.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Their goal is.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
To have much of it completed by June of twenty
twenty seven. That is around the corner June twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Because that is the deadline to become eligible. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
When we come back crime. We do every every Tuesday
at six thirty five, we do crime. Our crime report
is just another criminal Tuesday, and we'll come back and
tell you who's getting beaten over the head. But it's
going on again, more crime and again. I got to
say this. If you just came to la and you
just you know, you got to rent a car and
(16:28):
you're listening to KFI. You've never been here before. You
got to be awake. You got to have your eyes
open in this town. And you got to be aware
that we throw a lot of crap at you. We
move you around a lot in this town.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This city does not let you sit and relax. You
got to constantly be aware. You have to be who's
going to wipe you out? That's a big city. You
got to be vigilant in a big city. Yeah, but
you got to be aware of the winds, the fire,
the rains, people, the burglars, the robbers, the rapers, the murderers,
the you know, the drivers.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The it's a lot. Well you put it like that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
We throw a lot at you when you come to
the city, a lot. You cannot rest when you come here.
Don't come here on vacation. Think you're going to rest
in your hotel rope.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes, sure, thank you, whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I asked Mark a question during the break and he
nailed it. Let's see if Krozer can nail this. What
percentage Crosier of Americans are overweight?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Not?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
OB's not morbidly, OB's just overweight. What percentage of Americans?
Eighty six percent? Ooh, seventy four percent. You think it's
not high, You think it's eighty six huh, Well, well yeah,
I got it wrong too. They probably included the kids. Man,
I got it wrong too. I said one hundred, one
hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You gotta have wait alone.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, but you could be. You know, I'm working on
a theory. You know, when you get stung by a bee.
You've been stung by a bee?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Sure the in the beginning the seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Hold on, Wait a minute, let me put some boom.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In the burglary.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Hold on that Jay Leno music going again.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Figure that out.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When you get stung by a bee, your body inflames
the area and on purpose, so it can bring in
attacks to attack you know, the the in this case,
the beasting, and push that stinger out of your body
and it inflames itself and and becomes so it can
(18:32):
push the nastiness out of your body.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's just all on your paper. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And then like when you break a leg or you
sprain a leg, it gets it gets swollen and inflames
around it, so it can start to heal that area.
That means more blood flow to that area, more white
blood cells to the area, and it expands the room
so the white blood cells can come in and help
(18:59):
you heal in that area. Oh it's interesting, Okay, I'm
just working on this theory.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, no, I love this. This is all in your
ted talk. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So I have a theory that the reason we get
fat is because we're putting food in our bodies that
that our bodies think is the enemy. They treat it
like a beast thing and they and they inflame your
body so you can fight the chemicals and the bat
and the additives and the poor ingredients in the food.
(19:29):
So if you just ate properly, you wouldn't be so fat.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wow, But certainly it's true if you if you just
ate properly, then you wouldn't find on.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The weight because it's because of inflammation.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Inflammation thing is the interesting twist.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
That's right. I'm working on a theory. Nobody nobody's put
two and two together. I'm working on them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Wow. Are you any other researchers working with you? Or
is this just one man? Yeah? That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
As a matter of fact, I was thinking about it
while I was eating at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
No, well, that's the way to do the research.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
If everybody was fat and I'm like, why is there
one't fatty?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You're incubating these ideas indifferent to forums like McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And so in closing, I will tell you, if you
just ate better and stop putting these foreign substances and
chemicals and additives into your body, your body wouldn't be
as inflamed and you wouldn't be so fat. I see,
That's what I'm working on. I don't know, maybe it's
true or not. Maybe somebody else has worked on it before,
who knows. All right, if you're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Laid back researcher, yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe somebody else
recod oud of Night. It's like most researchers are more
dedicated to them.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, I'm not. I got I got other Yeah, I
got other crap going on. Like to tell you about
crime in Los Angeles. We got more Valley burglaries. I
don't know how this is happening. Every night in the
San Fernando Valley, nine hundred stores get broken into and
we can't figure this out.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
And begin the seven o'clock guy with breaking news.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
The LAPD investigating a series of burglaries overnight Burglary Valley.
KTLA's Alenavovi live us in Studio City with the latest. Elena,
Good morning, Lena, Lena Frank, good morning.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Well, we're hearing that three burglaries happen early this morning,
possibly even five, and given the proximity and the child place,
it is possible that all of these burglaries are connected,
but the LAPED is still investigating. Now, take a look
behind us. This is the first incident here on Ventura Boulevard.
It is the store right there that's boarded up. This
is Stacey Todd here on Ventura and.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Stacey Todd got hit last night. Stacy Todd, I don't
know what they sell. I don't know how familiar with
Stacey Todd. Are you no, I have no idea what
that it's probably shoes, purses, maybe, oh, okay, handbags.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What they said on street.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Being Coldwater Canyon.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Laped responded to this cold.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Water Canyon and Ventura Cold Water Canyon in Ventura.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh, that's a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
My bearings here around two forty this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Take a look at this video.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
The burglars broke in through the front window.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Stacy, that doesn't seem right. She should be able to
open our store and sellar products without some a hole
coming in high end women's clothing boutique.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'll bet you know what is a really strange area
Ventura Boulevard between wits It and Laurel. So Ventura Boulevard,
wits It and Laurel. That's the area where a lot
of those stores are are run and owned by the
wives of Hollywood actors, producers and directors. They open a
(22:28):
store there. The first week, all of her friends from
the studios come buy. Oliver Front producer, her Wipe, her
husband's friends come buy. They all buy up a lot
of stuff, and then nobody comes again until they close
down eight months later.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
All the studios.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Around there are things like sweet green pressed juice candles. Yeah,
you know, live bar, try bar, and then there you know.
The first week everyone comes by, they pay for with
cash and everybody enjoys themsell. Second week everyone comes by
uses credit cards and they deny the charges. And then
(23:07):
the third through ninth month before they closed, nobody comes
by and they fold up the shop.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But they're shouldn't have to put up with people, right, You're.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Right, it's hard enough to make it as a I
call them brick, brick and mortar. I try to call
them town.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Is that brick and mortar? I might have gotten that
from you? Actually, may you steal?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Todd is a women's apparel store. The laped cannot confirm
at this point if anything was taken, and the owner
is not yet here this morning the second incident.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Take a look at this too quick, but the owner's.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Not there yet. Well, it happened overnight, I.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Know, but this is like nine am. Oh no, it's
seven o'clock in the morning. All right, I'll give her
a break.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
At Riverton Jewelry Store on the thirteen thousand block of
Riverside Drive, we go just a mile away from here,
According to the LAPD a similar situation there, thieves broke
in through a glass lobby window. Upon arrival, off has
found the store owner inside cleaning up the glass on
the broken window, and also a shattered display case. Please say,
(24:07):
an unknown amount of jewelry was stolen. And the third
incident took place at a marijuana dispensary. This happened around
three point thirty this morning on the eleven thousand bloc
of Sheldon Street and Sun Valley.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, the pot shop is a natural because they can
get they can kill two birds with one stone. Oh,
you can get cash and drugs. Oh, of course you
can't get drugs out of you know, Stacey Todd or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You could get Merchandiseeficer's.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Responded to the suspects, excuse me. By then, the suspects
had fled the scene in two separate vehicles, a white
BMW SUV and a dark gray BMW su.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right, there you go. There's your crime report for
the Safe Valley.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Every night, comprehensive and a little bit scary.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, it happens every single night. Every night, five to
ten stores get broken into, or five to ten homes
every night. And it doesn't seem there doesn't seem to
be any urgency or any plan to stop it. And
I don't understand why. I just don't get it. Maybe
I'm not supposed to, so maybe I shouldn't get it.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Maya from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What's the spread on that Laker game tonight?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Nine is the number?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Nine?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Lakers are laying nine giving nine.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's like starting the game, it's Dallas, Dallas nine and
Los Angeles is nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh, that's tough. But it's a first night back for
Luca don Chik. Yeah, it's gonna be No, it's against
his old team, against his old team.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Have you seen the commercial that's on where there's the coach.
Now that football season is over, they're probably not gonna
run anymore. But this is the one thing he says
on the score that gives it away, Like, how did
it make it through all the creative and no one
noticed this. It's the guy, the coach, who's totally perfectly cast.
It seems like a coach talking to the team and
(26:02):
they're all sitting there like obviously halftime whatever he and
he says, all.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Right, it's twenty five to zero.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But we can go out there to the and I'm thinking,
who says twenty five to zero? Everybody would say it's
twenty five nothing, right, Okay, it's twenty five nothing, guys,
but that doesn't mean anything. You know, we get a
touchdown on our opening possession or whatever, but twenty five nothing,
it's nothing. No one says zero, No coach says zero.
Somehow it made it through all of those creative meetings,
(26:30):
no one caught that. It takes me out of the commercial.
And I'm glad I've had a chance to air this.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's great. Yeah, I don't know so anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Randy Wang, who is on another station here in town,
he used to work here and he wanted to try
out to be the sports guy on KBC, and so
he put together an audition tape and he sent it
to me and he said, what do you think? And
I said, oh, listen to you know, if I notices,
I'll give him to you. But I'm not a sport guy,
(27:00):
so I'll probably have no notes. And he gave me
a tape that said the Lakers played the Denver Nuggets
and the score was one hundred and twelve and one
hundred and fifteen he's the term, and yeah, that's that's
(27:21):
a giveaway. And he didn't tell me who was leading
or who won. Lakers played Denver, so score one hundred
and fifteen and one eighteen.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Two problems then with it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
So I said, hey, it's it's one hundred and twelve
to one hundred and eighteen Denver wins, or you know,
Denver one hundred and twelve, Lakers one hundred and eighteen,
whatever it is, but you got give me who won,
and don't say and between the scores, I said, just
those two, and I think your gold. And he goes, ooh,
(27:53):
I already gave it to him. And guess what nailed it?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh? Got the job? He got it. Yeah, got the job.
You either had they really believe in him or they
had a low bar.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well it's a second time he's done that. When I
started working here at kfive, I worked with a guy
named Randy Wang, nice dude, And I said, hey, Randy,
why don't you come in an audition or at least
have a meeting with management here to be a board
op slash producer. He goes, oh, yeah, it'd be great.
So I set him up with our program director. And
(28:27):
he comes in around two o'clock. He's wearing jean shorts
that are cut off like you did it himself. They're
really really short, and flip flops and a T shirt.
And he walks in. I go, hey, buddy, what's going
on with you? He goes, I'm going to have a
meeting with the program trekkers. No, no, no, no, no,
(28:49):
no body, this is this is not that vibe over here.
I go home and put something on, slacks, nice shoes.
You're you're in a tank top and cutoffs and flip flops.
That's not the mood around here. You're never going to
get a job here. They're not gonna they wouldn't even
meet with you. They'll they'll they'll throw you out of here.
They'll call man, they'll call security. It's because nobody. I
(29:10):
think I got it.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
So goes in, has a meeting. Twenty minutes later, comes out.
I said, oh, well, how did it go? And he said,
nailed it. She loves me.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Wow. I've never said that my life in an interview,
not once.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Nailed it.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
She loves me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
So the audition where he says and and didn't give
these no, that was that.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Was years later. Yeah, oh he was years later. Those
are two separate incidents.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No, I'm saying though, it seems that he's got a
like a an area of blessed world around him.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It is a level of confidence I've never run into money.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yeah, that's really great.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's great, fantastic. I wish I had five percent of it.
I wish I had it for an Yeah, and it's
I don't know where it came from. Maybe his parents,
I don't know. I don't know, but man, it is.
It is the most the highest level of confidence I've
ever seen in a man.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And that's terrific. That's terrific. And he's got it. You
write a book about it, right, you know it is
about that. Yes, it's all about that. He daled it
all right.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Uh oh, we gotta get out of here, all right, Mark,
thanks for coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You're on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, the Mark Thompson Chew. Check it out and you
went to one hundred thousand. You're getting a plaque.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We got one hundred and two thousand right now. Yeah,
you're gonna get a plaque. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's a you know, it's a lot of politics and
stuff like that. So it's different than the kind of
conversation we have. But we somebody likes it because we
had one hundred and two thousand subs, so that's great.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You did help us. You've given us some good mentions,
so I really appreciate the love pal.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I've always enjoyed it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
There's a level of craziness I like on that show.
All right, mo Kelly's up next.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
It's called The Mark Thompson Show on YouTube. It is
deed Mark Thompson Show, Conway Show on demand on the
iHeartRadio app. Now, you can always hear us live on
KFI AM six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am sixty and you're listening to The Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is the Conway Show.
Ding Dong with you. Mark Thompson's here, m hm, and
I can tell you who your best friend is. I
just have to ask you a series of questions. All right,
let's start with Angel's Angel Martinez.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, let's start with Angel. Angel.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You're around.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Oh, I'm always here, always up, ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Traffic on the five.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, traffic on the five. As soon as she gets
a moment, we'll choot chat with her. All right, all right, Crowzier,
I'll go with you next.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What's up? Have you ever had a dog.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
In your life?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's the name of the dog. We'll go with Chewie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, Chewie was your best friend? No, I'm telling you
you don't know it, but it was. Yeah, Chewey was
your best friend.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Mark. Do you have dogs or cats? Yeah? What do
you got? We have cats? But I've had both. How
many cats you have? We have four? What are their names? Freendhyet, Charlie, Mochi,
and Cash.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
They're your best friends.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
They are what I worry about the most.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm telling you your pets are your best friends. Robin,
you have a dog or a cat?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I have three d cats and a dog. You have?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wow? Three cats and a dog? Love that? Where do
you live in? What city? North Hollywood? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, you're fine there in Burbank. If you have three
cats or three dogs, you have four total? In Burbank
you have to have a zoo license to that many
animals you like running a petting zoo?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I thought it was over four.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't know. But do people combuy? Do you have
them in cages and they look at them?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But I mean my dog would love to get pets from.
What kind of dog you of? Oh? Pitbull?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
I love pitbulls. Easy to train, they are sweet, they're great.
You need to train them. You had to creating any
dog exactly. A dog is only as big as the
an a hole own I had. We had a pitbull
lab mix to attack you. No, not only that, I
(02:24):
trained it to get the paper. Wow, came in and
make me an expresso everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it's unreal. It's a wild dog. It's a smart dog.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Should have got you, shouldn't have sold it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He died in natural death a should he died a
natural death?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
All right, your pet is your best friend, according to
the study, and I think they're right.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Today's boost is all about your furry best friends. A
recent set, he found forty six percent of dog owners
consider their putt to be a real best friend and
twenty seven percent to be fart.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
There.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you hear that I think should be farted their
putt to be Oh no, I'd announce it. I blow
it right into the mic when I got to do one.
What a break from O Kelly.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Consider their pup to be a real best friend.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And twenty yeah, yeah, wow, somebody farted me? Yeah, somebody
whatever station? This was on somebody, you know, because you
don't think it's gonna be picked up by the mic,
you know you you just lift the cheek and.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Let it go.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
A real best friend. And twenty seven percent owners agree.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
This isn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
By the way, that has to be a fart. There's
nothing else that could be. I've heard that noise hundreds
or thousands of times in my life, and I know
what that noise is.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's always a fart.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Every time I've heard that noise in my life, it's
one hundred percent a fart.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
A real best friend, and twenty seven percent of cat
owners agree. Now, y'all, this isn't a debate dogs versus
cats because we all know it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Because you know, I think the bigger debate is that
you know it is a fart versus s.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You're okay, but can your pet be your bff?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My dog? My homies?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
My dad actually has a T shirt that says favorite
child with the picture of his dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh, that's great. That's so insulting to the kids. That is,
that's a big few to those kids. My favorite kid
is my dog.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Favorite child with the picture of his dogs.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I kind of can relate to that. Actually, what we
got our pups, Craig goes. I know this hard when
you have a new puppy. Oh there's fat Chick, harsh
Bocky their brother. Oh yeah, they're brothers, they really are.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Wait, fetch is one of the names. What's the other name?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Harsh Back their brother?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What harsh?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Am I hearing that right?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
By their brother?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is she saying the F word with a y at
the end of it. That's a dog's name, Bucky.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh, there's harsh by their brother. Yea there brothers.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, I like my eyes dea better, it's more an
interesting name.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Yeah, come here, brothers, their brothers, they really are their wombmates.
Chris Bucky Miles Miles coppered.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know what, if I were the producer of the show,
I would have I would sell all these people. Please,
whatever you do on the Today Show, the best thing
for the audience is when you all.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Talk over each other. Yeah, it's great. Try to keep
that up.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Try to keep that up for three hours and well
the ratings will be through the roof.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Just talk.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When one person talks, start with another one, and then
all of you chime in at the exact.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Same Remember, you're more clever and you're smarter, so whatever
you have to say, you can jump right in and
say it. And that same thing should be told to
all the talent on the set right tackle.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
When that guy starts telling the story, you you leap
over him with yours.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's Miles Miles Copper. Miles is the og dog. It's
all been inspired.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
By Bucking Fetcher. Little literally literally goes. We were like,
oh my, this puppy thing is killing us, and Craig goes,
there's some days that Miles, it's my favorite person in
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, that's not that original to say you know that
the dog is your favorite person in the house. It's
a tremendous insult. It's not original, and it shouldn't be.
It should invoke that much laughter, you know, like, oh,
sometimes I tell Jen my favorite person in the house
is Abby, ha ha ha. The reaction should be staring
(06:39):
at me, like what there's.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Some days at Miles is my favorite person in the house.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Should y'all not even care about Mango mellow hagar right there?
You guys can get mingo mellow Hagar.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I love it, and he's not.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Very mel That's actually a pretty good name for a dog.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Mingo mellow Hagar.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Mango mellow hater, Mngo hagar, mango melo mango Melo hagar,
Mango mello hangar Hager.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Listen, got almighty.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Mango melo Hagar. I love it and he's not very mellow.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Is your best friend?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
He's a good pal.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I was growing up with a guy whose dog's name
was Mellow kickback Partier.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Wow, those are the full dogs there. Yeah, what do
they call him?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
For sure mel mellow mello, but his full name is
mellow kickback Partier.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
There was some weed in the house. I believe, I believe,
I believe.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Maybe not, I don't know, maybe not. Maybe they just
enjoyed the dog who is right? Mellow kickback partier.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The Academy Oars And I'm not surprised that you call
it Oscar Sunday being in an Oscar nominated film as
you were.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's right in Liquor's Pizza you were and one of
the funniest beach.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh you're a sweet man. But I I I guess
I got my hopes up too high. I thought that
my character would spin off into its own series.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh yeah, that can be disappointing. That really happened.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I watched you a lot of these young comics, like
theo von what's his name we talked about the other day, Nategotti,
there's another guy named Schultzer. There's a lot of funny
kill Tony, there's another funny show. There's a lot of
very funny comics. Yeah, right, Tony Hinchcliff, very funny guy.
(08:34):
And there's a lot of that out there. And I
was talking to a buddy the other day, and I said,
who do you think is going to be the next
sitcom star? You know, because like a Seinfeld, they can
take one of these guys and develop a show around him.
And he said, he's in he's in the TV business.
He said that business is dead. Wow, And I said,
(08:54):
what do you mean? He said, none of those guys
would give up their life to come into Hollywood and
make one tenth the money.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You know this Nate.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Bargates, he gets it. He sells out arena.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because he does, say BERGETSI.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I think he sells out arenas with twenty thousand people. Yeah,
so he's making million and a half two million bucks
a night. Why would he come to Hollywood and work
for less money and have to work for around ninety
people telling you what to do all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, it would be st I never thought of
it that way, It's true.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So the day of the big sitcom where you take
a very funny guy off the road and stick him
in Hollywood and design a show around him is over. Yeah,
there's not enough money and there's enough people to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Unless you felt creatively, like you had another muscle besides
stand up, Like if you you want to create a
comedy or something, then you obviously have the at that point,
the juice to get those meetings and probably get the
sitcom produced.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Right, But why would you choose that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, it be only because if you had that creative urge,
that's all right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But if you have that create verge, you can go
out on the road and just experience that every night,
you know, because right now he's his own guy. You
know these you know, like THEO Vaughn is another one.
He'll go, He'll he doesn't have to do radio, radio
or TV to sell a local concert. He does it
all on social media. He puts out on his social
(10:19):
media I'm gonna be an Oxnard in June, come on by,
and the show sells out.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
In two days. Yeah, so many people.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Brian Reagan, it's the same way fans Brian Reagan puts
out on social media.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
He comes on with us because I you know, because
he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, but he doesn't have to you know those guys
here here's a real classy thing about about Brian Reagan
as well.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
One of the funniest men in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But I never asked for tickets for anything like Jay
Leno offered and I said yeah. And I went to
see Jay a couple of weeks ago, a month ago,
and I thought that was great.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But I don't like to ask.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If somebody offers, I'll say yeah, and I and I
and I'll go and I'll in enjoy myself. But I
don't like to ask. I just don't like doing it.
And so Brian Reagan's been coming on with us for
twenty years. I've never asked him for anything. And my
brother said he was going to go to the show
in one of those casinos in you know, East San
Diego or whatever. And he didn't ask. My brother didn't
(11:17):
ask for tickets. He just said, I'm going to see
the show. And I said, oh. But I said, before
you go, let me let me text Brian Reagan and
see if he can get a couple of tickets for you.
So I text Brian Reagan's guy ten minutes, ten seconds later,
absolutely anything he wants. You're our guy, and put him
dead center. Eight wrote back, eight, Really, wow, isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
That is really cool.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's a real classy guy, a guy who knows how
show business works. And really it is one of the
reasons why he's where he's at. In life, one of
the funniest men in the world, Brian Reagan, and one
of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh that's really nice. That's a nice story.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And Jay Leno is the same way, one of the
funniest guys in the world and one of the nicest
guys in the world.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, you can be both, Mark, Yeah, don't look at
me like that. Well, I mean, it's just that it's
odd to have you think you can be both. It's
odd to have you making this point because you know
a physician to healed.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I I knew though.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Here tell you, but you can be both, Mark. Sure, God,
let's take a break, no do, let's not think. All right,
let's keep rolling here, all right? And what have we
learned today on the show that jeeps don't have timing belts?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yes? Did we learn that? Yes, we learned that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Let's go to Riverside. A lot of people out there
in the Inland Empire. They're getting a new sports complex.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Woo wait.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It sounds really exciting, but keep in mind is these
are the really early stages of this proposed project, and
it all goes to plan. The developer is hoping that
this newly proposed location could host some of the competitions
for the twenty twenty eight Olympics.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Ah, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I think it's a it's a great opportunity to develop
land that's kind of been underutilized for a long time,
and it's going to engage this here.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
At the Old Riverside and convenient for people to come
into La for the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well, you can't always get what you want, venues that
you want. Yeah, you're right, exactly, Brent.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
At the Old Riverside golf Club, you won't find a
perfectly mode lawn or people golfing. Instead, there's overgrown brush,
unkept trees, a broken fence.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
For years, it sounds horrible, sounds like a description of hell.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's easy to get a membership though, Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
So instead there's overgrown brush, unkept trees, a broken fence.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Good God.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
For years, the city owned course has been vacant, but
that could change with a new two hundred million dollar
proposal to transform a portion of the North Side neighborhood
into a one hundred and twenty six acre sports complex.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
How about that big sports complex? And then what's next?
The professional team baseball, football, hockey, basketball, I don't know.
The il An Empire could support a team easily, easily really,
oh yeah, look that San Fernando Valley could. San Fernando
Valley has too two million people live here. If it
was its own city, it'd be the seventh largest city
(14:15):
in America. And yet no sports team, no football, no basketball,
no baseball, no hockey, no track, no theater, no five
star restaurants.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So Mandy to keep going.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
All of that's true. Percent there are no five star restaurants.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Not a single five star restaurant in the valley. There's
no Michelan restaurant in the San Fernanda Valley. There's no museum.
There's not a single museum in the in the valley.
I mean, look like there's the like Tarzana Museum of Lights.
You know, the guy put four lights in his garage.
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like
a Lackma or history museum, the science museum. Nothing in
(14:52):
the valley. Nothing but yet.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
The city of green Bay, Wisconsin is the size of Burbank.
It's one hundred and five thousand people. They have their
own football team, their own football team in a city
of one hundred and five thousand people. So the online
empire could absolutely support a team. If they put one
out there, and a team would be smart to move
out there, they'd support it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Under developer Adrenaline Sports Resorts collaborative part of the plan
includes an Olympic quality eighty five acre adventure center with
whitewater rafting, a surf park, kayaking, and ziplining.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And the cool center and the adventure center. Ye has a
good feel to it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
With ziplines, whitewater rafting, whitewater rafting, a surf.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Park, kayaking and ziplining.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Ziplining, that's great.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The company has developed other parks across the nation, like
US National Whitewater Center in Charlotte and Montgomery Whitewater in Alabama.
If this Riverside project is successful, developers are hoping it
could host some of the twenty twenty eight Olympic competitions
that would otherwise be held out of state.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Their goal is.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
To have much of it completed by June of twenty
twenty seven. That is around the corner June twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Because that is the deadline to become eligible. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
When we come back crime. We do every every Tuesday
at six thirty five, we do crime. Our crime report
is just another criminal Tuesday, and we'll come back and
tell you who's getting beaten over the head. But it's
going on again, more crime and again. I got to
say this. If you just came to la and you
just you know, you got to rent a car and
(16:28):
you're listening to KFI. You've never been here before. You
got to be awake. You got to have your eyes
open in this town. And you got to be aware
that we throw a lot of crap at you. We
move you around a lot in this town.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This city does not let you sit and relax. You
got to constantly be aware. You have to be who's
going to wipe you out? That's a big city. You
got to be vigilant in a big city. Yeah, but
you got to be aware of the winds, the fire,
the rains, people, the burglars, the robbers, the rapers, the murderers,
the you know, the drivers.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The it's a lot. Well you put it like that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
We throw a lot at you when you come to
the city, a lot. You cannot rest when you come here.
Don't come here on vacation. Think you're going to rest
in your hotel rope.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes, sure, thank you, whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I asked Mark a question during the break and he
nailed it. Let's see if Krozer can nail this. What
percentage Crosier of Americans are overweight?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Not?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
OB's not morbidly, OB's just overweight. What percentage of Americans?
Eighty six percent? Ooh, seventy four percent. You think it's
not high, You think it's eighty six huh, Well, well yeah,
I got it wrong too. They probably included the kids. Man,
I got it wrong too. I said one hundred, one
hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You gotta have wait alone.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, but you could be. You know, I'm working on
a theory. You know, when you get stung by a bee.
You've been stung by a bee?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Sure the in the beginning the seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Hold on, Wait a minute, let me put some boom.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In the burglary.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Hold on that Jay Leno music going again.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Figure that out.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When you get stung by a bee, your body inflames
the area and on purpose, so it can bring in
attacks to attack you know, the the in this case,
the beasting, and push that stinger out of your body
and it inflames itself and and becomes so it can
(18:32):
push the nastiness out of your body.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's just all on your paper. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And then like when you break a leg or you
sprain a leg, it gets it gets swollen and inflames
around it, so it can start to heal that area.
That means more blood flow to that area, more white
blood cells to the area, and it expands the room
so the white blood cells can come in and help
(18:59):
you heal in that area. Oh it's interesting, Okay, I'm
just working on this theory.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, no, I love this. This is all in your
ted talk. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So I have a theory that the reason we get
fat is because we're putting food in our bodies that
that our bodies think is the enemy. They treat it
like a beast thing and they and they inflame your
body so you can fight the chemicals and the bat
and the additives and the poor ingredients in the food.
(19:29):
So if you just ate properly, you wouldn't be so fat.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wow, But certainly it's true if you if you just
ate properly, then you wouldn't find on.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The weight because it's because of inflammation.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Inflammation thing is the interesting twist.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
That's right. I'm working on a theory. Nobody nobody's put
two and two together. I'm working on them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Wow. Are you any other researchers working with you? Or
is this just one man? Yeah? That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
As a matter of fact, I was thinking about it
while I was eating at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
No, well, that's the way to do the research.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
If everybody was fat and I'm like, why is there
one't fatty?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You're incubating these ideas indifferent to forums like McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And so in closing, I will tell you, if you
just ate better and stop putting these foreign substances and
chemicals and additives into your body, your body wouldn't be
as inflamed and you wouldn't be so fat. I see,
That's what I'm working on. I don't know, maybe it's
true or not. Maybe somebody else has worked on it before,
who knows. All right, if you're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Laid back researcher, yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe somebody else
recod oud of Night. It's like most researchers are more
dedicated to them.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, I'm not. I got I got other Yeah, I
got other crap going on. Like to tell you about
crime in Los Angeles. We got more Valley burglaries. I
don't know how this is happening. Every night in the
San Fernando Valley, nine hundred stores get broken into and
we can't figure this out.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
And begin the seven o'clock guy with breaking news.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
The LAPD investigating a series of burglaries overnight Burglary Valley.
KTLA's Alenavovi live us in Studio City with the latest. Elena,
Good morning, Lena, Lena Frank, good morning.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Well, we're hearing that three burglaries happen early this morning,
possibly even five, and given the proximity and the child place,
it is possible that all of these burglaries are connected,
but the LAPED is still investigating. Now, take a look
behind us. This is the first incident here on Ventura Boulevard.
It is the store right there that's boarded up. This
is Stacey Todd here on Ventura and.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Stacey Todd got hit last night. Stacy Todd, I don't
know what they sell. I don't know how familiar with
Stacey Todd. Are you no, I have no idea what
that it's probably shoes, purses, maybe, oh, okay, handbags.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What they said on street.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Being Coldwater Canyon.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Laped responded to this cold.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Water Canyon and Ventura Cold Water Canyon in Ventura.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh, that's a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
My bearings here around two forty this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Take a look at this video.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
The burglars broke in through the front window.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Stacy, that doesn't seem right. She should be able to
open our store and sellar products without some a hole
coming in high end women's clothing boutique.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'll bet you know what is a really strange area
Ventura Boulevard between wits It and Laurel. So Ventura Boulevard,
wits It and Laurel. That's the area where a lot
of those stores are are run and owned by the
wives of Hollywood actors, producers and directors. They open a
(22:28):
store there. The first week, all of her friends from
the studios come buy. Oliver Front producer, her Wipe, her
husband's friends come buy. They all buy up a lot
of stuff, and then nobody comes again until they close
down eight months later.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
All the studios.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Around there are things like sweet green pressed juice candles. Yeah,
you know, live bar, try bar, and then there you know.
The first week everyone comes by, they pay for with
cash and everybody enjoys themsell. Second week everyone comes by
uses credit cards and they deny the charges. And then
(23:07):
the third through ninth month before they closed, nobody comes
by and they fold up the shop.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But they're shouldn't have to put up with people, right, You're.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Right, it's hard enough to make it as a I
call them brick, brick and mortar. I try to call
them town.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Is that brick and mortar? I might have gotten that
from you? Actually, may you steal?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Todd is a women's apparel store. The laped cannot confirm
at this point if anything was taken, and the owner
is not yet here this morning the second incident.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Take a look at this too quick, but the owner's.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Not there yet. Well, it happened overnight, I.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Know, but this is like nine am. Oh no, it's
seven o'clock in the morning. All right, I'll give her
a break.
Speaker 9 (23:46):
At Riverton Jewelry Store on the thirteen thousand block of
Riverside Drive, we go just a mile away from here,
According to the LAPD a similar situation there, thieves broke
in through a glass lobby window. Upon arrival, off has
found the store owner inside cleaning up the glass on
the broken window, and also a shattered display case. Please say,
(24:07):
an unknown amount of jewelry was stolen. And the third
incident took place at a marijuana dispensary. This happened around
three point thirty this morning on the eleven thousand bloc
of Sheldon Street and Sun Valley.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, the pot shop is a natural because they can
get they can kill two birds with one stone. Oh,
you can get cash and drugs. Oh, of course you
can't get drugs out of you know, Stacey Todd or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You could get Merchandiseeficer's.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Responded to the suspects, excuse me. By then, the suspects
had fled the scene in two separate vehicles, a white
BMW SUV and a dark gray BMW su.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right, there you go. There's your crime report for
the Safe Valley.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Every night, comprehensive and a little bit scary.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, it happens every single night. Every night, five to
ten stores get broken into, or five to ten homes
every night. And it doesn't seem there doesn't seem to
be any urgency or any plan to stop it. And
I don't understand why. I just don't get it. Maybe
I'm not supposed to, so maybe I shouldn't get it.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Maya from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What's the spread on that Laker game tonight?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Nine is the number?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Nine?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Lakers are laying nine giving nine.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's like starting the game, it's Dallas, Dallas nine and
Los Angeles is nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Oh, that's tough. But it's a first night back for
Luca don Chik. Yeah, it's gonna be No, it's against
his old team, against his old team.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Have you seen the commercial that's on where there's the coach.
Now that football season is over, they're probably not gonna
run anymore. But this is the one thing he says
on the score that gives it away, Like, how did
it make it through all the creative and no one
noticed this. It's the guy, the coach, who's totally perfectly cast.
It seems like a coach talking to the team and
(26:02):
they're all sitting there like obviously halftime whatever he and
he says, all.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Right, it's twenty five to zero.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But we can go out there to the and I'm thinking,
who says twenty five to zero? Everybody would say it's
twenty five nothing, right, Okay, it's twenty five nothing, guys,
but that doesn't mean anything. You know, we get a
touchdown on our opening possession or whatever, but twenty five nothing,
it's nothing. No one says zero, No coach says zero.
Somehow it made it through all of those creative meetings,
(26:30):
no one caught that. It takes me out of the commercial.
And I'm glad I've had a chance to air this.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's great. Yeah, I don't know so anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Randy Wang, who is on another station here in town,
he used to work here and he wanted to try
out to be the sports guy on KBC, and so
he put together an audition tape and he sent it
to me and he said, what do you think? And
I said, oh, listen to you know, if I notices,
I'll give him to you. But I'm not a sport guy,
(27:00):
so I'll probably have no notes. And he gave me
a tape that said the Lakers played the Denver Nuggets
and the score was one hundred and twelve and one
hundred and fifteen he's the term, and yeah, that's that's
(27:21):
a giveaway. And he didn't tell me who was leading
or who won. Lakers played Denver, so score one hundred
and fifteen and one eighteen.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Two problems then with it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
So I said, hey, it's it's one hundred and twelve
to one hundred and eighteen Denver wins, or you know,
Denver one hundred and twelve, Lakers one hundred and eighteen,
whatever it is, but you got give me who won,
and don't say and between the scores, I said, just
those two, and I think your gold. And he goes, ooh,
(27:53):
I already gave it to him. And guess what nailed it?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh? Got the job? He got it. Yeah, got the job.
You either had they really believe in him or they
had a low bar.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well it's a second time he's done that. When I
started working here at kfive, I worked with a guy
named Randy Wang, nice dude, And I said, hey, Randy,
why don't you come in an audition or at least
have a meeting with management here to be a board
op slash producer. He goes, oh, yeah, it'd be great.
So I set him up with our program director. And
(28:27):
he comes in around two o'clock. He's wearing jean shorts
that are cut off like you did it himself. They're
really really short, and flip flops and a T shirt.
And he walks in. I go, hey, buddy, what's going
on with you? He goes, I'm going to have a
meeting with the program trekkers. No, no, no, no, no,
(28:49):
no body, this is this is not that vibe over here.
I go home and put something on, slacks, nice shoes.
You're you're in a tank top and cutoffs and flip flops.
That's not the mood around here. You're never going to
get a job here. They're not gonna they wouldn't even
meet with you. They'll they'll they'll throw you out of here.
They'll call man, they'll call security. It's because nobody. I
(29:10):
think I got it.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
So goes in, has a meeting. Twenty minutes later, comes out.
I said, oh, well, how did it go? And he said,
nailed it. She loves me.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Wow. I've never said that my life in an interview,
not once.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Nailed it.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
She loves me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
So the audition where he says and and didn't give
these no, that was that.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Was years later. Yeah, oh he was years later. Those
are two separate incidents.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No, I'm saying though, it seems that he's got a
like a an area of blessed world around him.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It is a level of confidence I've never run into money.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yeah, that's really great.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's great, fantastic. I wish I had five percent of it.
I wish I had it for an Yeah, and it's
I don't know where it came from. Maybe his parents,
I don't know. I don't know, but man, it is.
It is the most the highest level of confidence I've
ever seen in a man.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And that's terrific. That's terrific. And he's got it. You
write a book about it, right, you know it is
about that. Yes, it's all about that. He daled it
all right.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Uh oh, we gotta get out of here, all right, Mark,
thanks for coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You're on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, the Mark Thompson Chew. Check it out and you
went to one hundred thousand. You're getting a plaque.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We got one hundred and two thousand right now. Yeah,
you're gonna get a plaque. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's a you know, it's a lot of politics and
stuff like that. So it's different than the kind of
conversation we have. But we somebody likes it because we
had one hundred and two thousand subs, so that's great.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You did help us. You've given us some good mentions,
so I really appreciate the love pal.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I've always enjoyed it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
There's a level of craziness I like on that show.
All right, mo Kelly's up next.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
It's called The Mark Thompson Show on YouTube. It is
deed Mark Thompson Show, Conway Show on demand on the
iHeartRadio app. Now, you can always hear us live on
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