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March 11, 2025 34 mins
Tim and Bellio battle over ‘borrowing’ from other iHeart employees' desks. And it seems the Menendez brothers will be staying in jail.// Tim and Mark discuss their sleep routines and the ease in with which they fall asleep considering Daylight-Saving time and the ‘spring forward.’ Tim suggests that President Trump should bring the Daylight-Saving time to an end to garner favor among voters. // Tim discusses a friend who got injured on the job, but didn’t have insurance, and Tim and Mark discuss some theoretical solutions. // Tim and Mark wrap the show by talking about the 10 happiest cities to live within the country.  
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am six forty and you're listening
to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Mark Thompson is here in the house. That's cool, that's cool,
that's great man. Everybody likes Mark Thompson. Mark Thompson Man.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Uh spring break, countdown or crack down.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We'll get to that as well. A crazy deal and
got measles to worry about. Chucky Cheese is in the news.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Chuck E.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Cheese says goodbye to the animatronics.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, yeah, that's what the kids come in for, don't
they It's over. Oh no more animatronics, it's over.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And then the Benanda's brothers as well. Hey, where are
you going with that? Where are you going with that?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Where did you get this folder?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wait, don't don't don't, no, no, no, no, no, just where
did you know? Where did you get I got it on?
Just leave it alone?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do during the break?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Seriously, where did you do there?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
That says Michelle Q.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's right, yeah, it doesn't not anymore. It looks like
you fold the don't don't crab it. We'll do it
during the break.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
You took that off her desk.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I took it. I didn't go in her desk. I
took it on top of her desk.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's still her desk and it's not for you to touch.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I know what.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I needed a three hole binder, and so I put
her stuff on her desk, and I'm using her binder.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You would don't grab it like that? No, no, no a folder.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Go put it back where you found.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Give it to her Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
When I'm done, I will all right. I need a
three hole binder for that hunting beach. At least stuff
I didn't go in her desk. It was on her desk.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't take the contents and leave it on the desk.
That's her property. You would hate if somebody did that
to your live book.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I think going in her desk is rude. But on
her desk, I think it's a fair game.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
All the stuff out of her folder and leaving it
on her desk, you think that's fair game? Is that right?
It's if somebody did that.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I brought a frozen meal in last year, that burrito,
and I went to get it during the break and
somebody had taken it and I could smell it in
the microwave. So I knew somebody took it and hate it,
and I didn't get pissed, you know, because I'll catch
somebody else's meal later on, and I did. There's a
salad in there that looked good, and I ate that.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's just this is the lawlessness.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
At the end of the at the end of your life,
things even out.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, this is one of those.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, God, you're always you're into everybody's business, man, everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's a comment for you to be making. Right now.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You are one of those who is that missus kravitskra Yeah,
you are missus kravit right, she's into everybody's business, do gooder,
do good er and nosy nosy as your busy body too.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, so just enough.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, all right, you told her off, you gave her.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The wood for well, I mean she's she's clearly not involved.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No. I think she saw the name Michelle Q on
the on my folder folder and that's what might have
cost her. Not there anymore. No, you have now, I
needed it. I just need it till Friday. Yeah, I
get back. I got that cop thing you're worried about it.
Tim Tim, speaking before police officers in Huntington Beach, I.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Have sixty pages to read in front of three hundred people.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You don't think pressure comes with them.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Sure, that's time.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
You can't go to target and buy your own three
ring notebook, you have to take hers.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't have time to go to target to get
a three ring really like a.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Three ring circuits around here? No, I don't have time
for them. All right.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
The Menendez brothers are in the news. They're not getting
out of jail. Sorry, you knew the rules, you know
the boundaries.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Mahalla a major setback for the Menendez brothers fight for freedom.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Our position is that they shouldn't get out of jail.
LA District Attorney Nathan Huckman walking back the recommendation from
the previous DA to reduce the brother's life sentences for
the shotgun murder of their parents.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I think it's Look, if you let those guys out,
then who else are you gonna let out? I think
that's a pretty gruesome crime to go in there with
a shotgun while your mom and dad are eating ice
cream watching TV and you blow their heads off.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, then they I believe when outside reloaded it right
back here.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, one of those cats reloaded went in and to finish.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Mama because mom was crawling away. Yeah, and I don't understand.
I'm clear, you know, I kind of now have it.
I've heard it from so many people who are kind
of into, you know, the freedom Anendez movement. But I've
heard that, you know, the father was this abusive guy,
both verbally, physically, and maybe even sexually. But the mother,
I'm unclear. Is she an enagbler?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, that's it, so that she knew it was going
on and she did nothing about it, icee.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, and that's why they murdered her. Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
But they also, I you know, they went out and
spent a lot of money after mom and dad were
blown over.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, I mean that's that's I just had this conversation
yesterday and that's exactly what I said. I mean, for
guys who you know, they they bought I believe cars, watches,
and even invested in a business. Yeah, I mean they
had a plus. They had a story, right, there was
a story that they were floating. The narrative was they
were allowing this story to be floated, which was that
it was a mafia hit of some kind. Oh is

(05:24):
that really yeah? Because it was so brutal.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, but if Hawkman, who's the DA in Los Angeles,
if he lets these two out where he fights, let
these two out, then that's not why he was put
in there. He was put in there to keep guys
like this away from.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Us well, and also he was for it was a
tough law and order DA, not the yeah they've they've
done enough time. He's not that kind of DA.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, yeah, you know, you're right.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It would be off brand for him to go to,
you know, go for leniency.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I ran into without mentioning his name. I ran into
one of the Menenda's lawyers at Santa Anita. It's like,
I don't know, two three, four years ago, and he
even back then was talking about trying to get the
Benenda's brothers out of prison. And I said, well, what
would they do for an occupation? You know, who's going
to hire these two? And he goes, oh, I don't know,

(06:14):
I don't know. It's a good question who would hire
these guys? And I said, oh, I got a perfect
job for them. He goes, oh, is that right, working
at KFI. He said no, no, no, not working at KFI.
But you know, when when horses break down on the backstretch,
here at Santa Anita, and if they break their legs,
what they do is they come out and they put
a screen around them so nobody can see this. And

(06:36):
then they take a gun and they shoot the horse
in the head and kill it. I think Lyle or
Eric could do that job.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
And he got.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Really pissed and walked away. He told me to f
myself time. Yeah. The lawyer for them probably isn't the
best audience.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know if he was there lawyer. I think
he was loosely connected to they, gee.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Know if he was their direction, but connected enough that
he was offended by the very offended.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, and he split and and I I take great
umbrage in somebody killing their mom and dad in cold blood.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I would hope.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's a courageous position, thank you very much. But there
are a lot of lunatics out there who are fighting
to get these two out of prison. Well, the Netflix
series kind of breathed life into the idea of letting
them out. I think that because it was told in
a sympathetic way from what I understand, sympathetic to them,
and so I think that again sort of reanimated their

(07:45):
their case.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Plus, you know, if I were John Colebelt, John Colevelt
was very instrumental in getting this new Jessic hawkman into
a into office.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
At him on the show all the time. I'm really
put his name out there.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And the Menendez when they were going through their troubles
that John and Ken used to call, they had a
segment every day called Fry the Menenda and talked about
how these two kids should be put to death or
at least in prison for the rest of their lives.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
So, if those two kids get out of jail, I
think they're coming right here.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sure to John, to John, or perhaps I was also
on with Steckler. They might take a shot at me
as well because their lawyer, Leslie Abramson, she called me
and Steckler a holes for going after the Menendez brothers
back in the Yeah, when they were on trial. Sure, So,
I personally would like to see them in jail for

(08:44):
lest their lives because I think that this station could
be a target for them because they're probably pissed they've
been incarcerated for thirty years. Look, you saw what they
did to their parents. Why wouldn't they also knock a
radio guy off?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's that's chump change for them.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Sure, they killed their mom and dad in cold blood,
right on the couch while they're eating yogurt or ice cream,
remember what it was.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, it's a pretty it's a pretty brutal. The whole
thing is pretty brutal. I mean, that's part of it's
really brutally. There has to be anger and all kinds
of things. I have no doubt they were angry.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But man, look we're all pissed at our parents sometimes
growing up. You're like, oh, mom, dad, you know you're
terrible for this or for that. But you don't blow
them away, you know, you just sort of deal with them.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's yeah. I mean, I don't know what the I mean,
some of the tales of what they're alleging their father
did are pretty.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Even if all of those even if all those alleged
sexual offenses are true, you can't kill your mom and
dad for doing that unless they're in the middle of
doing it and you know you feel like you're going
to get killed. You can't walk in there and blow
them away. So bad day for the Menendez brothers. Also
a bad day for that Mark Garrigos. You know he

(09:57):
was I think he's loosely at least one of their
o on that team. Yeah, I think so Team Menendez, Yeah,
I think so. I think he's on that case as well.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So he's a very I mean, he's got a great
track record, that lawyer.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
But he was on this morning on the Today Show.
I watched him and he was getting really pissed at
the at the person interviewing him because he said, no, no,
he said, they got three paths to get out, and
you know, we're going to try to get him out,
try to get him out.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
These guys are great guys.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And the lady on NBC is like, now they continue
to lie about killing and blowing away their mom and dad.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
No, they don't, they don't, they don't. It was it was, Oh,
I have to find It's good.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's on the Today Show.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It's great.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
An evacuation in Sierra Madre. So we're heading up to
parts of the Sierra Madre you might run to a
lot of problems.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
The city of Sarah Madre, they.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Use them, sorry, The city of Sarah Mantra.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
The city of Sarah and Madre. They use their communication
told NIXL to send out the notification around five o'clock tonight,
hoping to give people plenty of time to prepare for
those warnings and orders now. The Citia Sarah Madre expects
this storm to.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Be one of those beautiful cities in the world. You've
been to Sierra Madred.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I can't tell you a more beautiful town in the world.
It's like a little sleepy town, oh north of Santa Anita.
You've been in their crows, Sierra Madre, the town driven through. Yeah, yeah,
you didn't like that. Their type a little snooty.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
But.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Sounds like you're the only one who's really spent a
time there.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's beautiful. It really is great. It's like living in
the Midwest and a small little town.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I've gotta have to spend time there.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
You gotta go there, you gotta go check it out.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Noll Citia Sarah Madre expects this storm to be similar
to what we saw on February thirteenth, which triggered mud
and debris flows throughout the area. High risk areas are
considered those near the Eaten Fire burn scar along the
foothills the intensity of that last storm even forced the
Little Santa Nita Creak to overflow in some parts, causing
damage to nearby homes and flooding the streets with rocks

(12:07):
and mud. All day, city crews have been out clearing
the debris basins and setting up sandbags and k rows
in vulnerable areas. Police have been warning people in the
high risk areas and will do so again tomorrow. During
the last big storm, we saw garbage bins scattered across
the streets and some even destroyed. The city wants people
to keep their bins off the streets since they will

(12:28):
not be collecting waste in the upper and lower canyons
during the storm.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do you hear that if you live in Sierra mandra
they're not coming and picking up your trash this.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Week since they will not be collecting waste in the
upper and lower canyons during the storm.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
It sucks, man, I know what that's like.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
When you got your trash cans out there, You're all
ready for a new you know, a new life.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
All your trash is right to reset to zero, yeah,
of course, and.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Then they don't pick them up. Oh, it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
That is rough, It's the worst thing could ever happen
to you. That's up there.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's up there.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Wow. Yeah, and it's pretty good. It's pretty pretty up there. Sucks, man,
I feel for those people. All right, sleep apneaon.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
We have time, Yeah, I guess we have time.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Sleep apnea is something that you might not know you have.
Thirty million Americans have it and only a couple hundred
thousand people do anything about it, and it could severely
destroy your life.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
All Right, folks are.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Back now with doctor Darien taking a look at a
new survey that found the nearly four adam ten adults
are at risk for sleep apne. I explain this one.
Sleep apnea is so much more than snoring. We talk
about it all the time. These are periods of time
during your sleep when you were not breathing that cuts
off oxygen to your vital organs like your brain, your heart,
increasing your risk of heart disease, uncontrolled high blood pressure.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
You got to get a sleep test. It's the one
thing where do I get one. I want to get
one right now. I'm not kidding, because you know you're
shausted all the time. I believe I'm not sleeping.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, yeah, I don't think you probably aren't you know?
I had a sleep test done at North Rid Choh's, okay,
about fifteen years ago, and you go in. I went
in at ten o'clock, kind of buzzed, and they hook
up about thirty wires to your body upper lower body,
and they put this thing around your head and so

(14:15):
you have like nine hundred wires sticking out of you.
And the guy goes, all right, go to sleep, like, oh, thanks,
should be easy, you know, just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
So anybody else there, like its like a like a
dormitory situation or what.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's a big room.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
There might be three or four other people behind curtains,
and there's a guy there monitoring everybody all night. And
so I sit there at ten o'clock and I stare
at the ceiling to eleven twelve, one, two, three, four,
five o'clock. He comes in and goes, all right, that's it.
I said, I didn't fall asleep at all.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I never understood how anybody volunteering for that will actually
be able to fall asleep, because, like you, I would
just be in my head all night and awake.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
You know what he said to me, He said, you
fell asleep fifteen minutes into it and you woke up
fifteen minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
That's so great. It's our perception of it is just
so different.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I said, what do you feel like? You just blinked?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, he said, he said, And he said, you might
have a different problem. And turns out I.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Do you gotta go to this other place over here.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I know you're a different hospital, different problem. No,
you know what my problem is? My problem?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
And he said, it's pretty rare, but it does happen
that you dream that you're awake the whole night. So
it's not you're not awake the whole night. You just
dream you're sitting in that bed by yourself, awake all night,
and when in reality you're asleep. And I said, can
I get the hell out of here? I don't know
what you guys are doing here, but I'm going to
ask my insurance not to pay you kids treating me right.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I could fall asleep in thirty seconds the time.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
As you get older you can do that.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I'm so tired, man.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, I think those guys that plow into a laundromat.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Or yeah, you're right. Yeah, you know this thing we
do in this country where we do the strimps bring forward,
fall back. I mean it's totally horrible. I mean, great
spring forward. Let's stay with it now, Okay, this will
be the way it is. It's killing people. It's absolutely
killing people, exactly. There's strokes and heart attackes results.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
It is its unneeded pressure, and it goes back to
World War Two. It has no applicability to today.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Last yesterday, I said on this air at four o'clock,
if Donald Trump wants to regain any kind of favor
with a lot of people, stop with the USA, stop
with the Education Department, and just bring this crap to
an end.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's exactly what I said.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
So I said that you said it as well. Yes,
Jimmy Kimmel stole from both of us. He had that
same joke.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I don't think that's.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
A formulaic joke that he could have. I think he
listened to my show and your show together and combined
him I see, and came up with that joke.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah. I said, you know, enough with the Gulf of America,
make this daylight savings. That's right away.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, I'd rather go back to Gulf of Mexico and
the daylight savings go away.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Thank you. Yank God. I mean, he's clearly not worried
about taking these courageous positions Trump, So so why not
take that?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
So you got to follow the money.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Where is who's benefiting from the daylight saving Yeah, you're right,
somebody has to There has to be a money element.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
There was a Senate bill a check this croach maybe
you know it was a Senator House bill that did
get through that chamber, either Senator House, and somehow it
didn't get all the way on just this issue daylight
savings time.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Somebody's making money on it.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
That's the only way in anything happens in this country
is there's a money trail.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, I agree with you. There had to be some
interest that was related to dollars and cents. Yeah, I
wonder what it is. Let's find out. Yeah, but anyway,
good for you for taking the test. I need to
take that sleep test. I really do the sleep apnea thing.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
They offer it at North Ride Hospital.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
All right, I made that may be my new home.
Go sleep there for one night.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
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Oh yeah, that's always a great, great couple of days.

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Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know what I found out when I first started
going to Kings games where there was no physical tickets.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
They're all online.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I couldn't figure out how to do it, so I
purposely would find the oldest ticket taker at Staples Center,
you know, a guy in his seventies, and I'm like, ah, buddy,
I can't figure that goes neither, Can I just go ahead?
It worked every time.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
The best moment going into Staples was when I was
behind Diane Cannon at a Lakers game, right, and she's
on the phone talking to somebody and they're on the
kind of speaker, you know how you talk on the speaker,
and and she comes up to the ticket taker and
she didn't have whatever it was a special pass or
maybe it was a ticket, I don't recall, but she's like,

(19:52):
you know, doing the back and forth with them, and
I'm behind her, and I said, she's kind of a
Laker legend. She's always you know, Diane Cannon, She's a
And I said this to the ticketator and couldn't really
get any traction, I didn't think, but ultimately sort of
at that moment she also and I think she also
said to the person, tell them who I am.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh, that's great.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
So the person is she was talking to on the bone,
and then I think at that instant she also kind
of cobbled together whatever it was electronic ticket or so
she got through, but it was the most awkward thing
to be that person who is trying to kind of
do what you do, which is sort of find the
oldest person there and say, hey, just let me in.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Already, I was at a King game with my daughter.
She was seventeen at the time, and you know, I
wanted to show her the top of the stadium where
the press boxes and everything. So we went up both
those escalators all the way to the really cheap seats
up yeh, up top, and I got a pretzel with salt,
one of those big pretzels.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
They're pretty good. There's any end or whatever that.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Is twenty two dollars pretzel.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, it's expensive.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
And I had like thirty napkins because they're all butter
with doe. And as I'm getting down the going down
the escalator to get down to our seats, it was
a little buzzed and I stumbled, and I when I
got an the escalator, I stumbled between you know, stairs
and I and I let go of the napkins so

(21:17):
I could grab the rail, and the napkins floated down
all the way, like twenty napkins floated all the way
down to the bottom. And I'm like, oh man, I
hope you know nobody got hit by those napkins.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
And my daughter was laughing at her ass off.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
And so we get down to the bottom and there's
a security guard standing at the bottom. I guess there's
cameras everywhere. Oh, and he says, you got two choices.
You can clean all these napkins up, or I can
throw you and your daughter and and her. He didn't
say daughter and her out of here.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
And I took a pause and I almost said, f you.
I'm not cleaning that up because I wanted the story
of getting kicked out of that stadium with my daughter.
And she could have told that story the rest of
her life. Sure, and I didn't. I was a coward,
and I picked up all those napkins.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, you also knew that. You know you wanted to
pick him up. You wanted to make it right.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I know you.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
You're working against the fact that, hey, it's.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Better that she has a story of her getting kicked
out of the stadium with her dad.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
No, yeah, I hear you the ending. Surely it's much better.
It ends with a big flash. If you get thrown out,
it's much better. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Like I remember this story forever.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I was about nine or ten, and there was a
friend of mine, My uncle Wally Dalton had a friend,
a guy named John. I don't want to say his
last thing because I don't know if he's still alive.
And John was a painter. And he fell off the
scaffolding and broke his leg. Painting just snapped it in half.
It was like a compound compound break.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
It was awful.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
But he didn't have insurance. So he was saying, he said,
let's go to the Laker game. He goes, I'm going
to do a summersault in the Laker parking lot, and uh,
they're gonna pay for them.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
This sounds like a Ralph Crampton and what's his name,
or like Barney and Fred and the Flintstones. Hey, Bonnie,
I got an idea. We'll go down to the stable
Senate and cover it.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
So we pick him up, and we pick him up
in like Hollywood, and the whole way to the stadium, he's.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Screaming, he's got a busted leg, fever broken.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Every time we stop, he's screaming. We finally get the sizzler.
He walks across the street. You know those horses that
they set up there two by fours with a bar
across him to direct traffic. Yeah, he runs into that
one and goes down, you know, just at a cartwheel
bound bang.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
He's screaming, ah, and said, I think he broke his leg.
I think this guy broke his leg.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Cops, ambulance, everybody comes by, gets hauled off an ambulance,
and the Forum actually ends up paying for his medical
that's on read.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's a true story.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
That's incredible. So his scheme actually worked.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Right, But but he was in tremendous pain for hours. Yeah,
you know, before he had any kind of relief.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, but he would have been more tremendous pain if
he'd had a bill of whatever, you know, twenty three
thousand dollars that he you know, whatever helped.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But but my mom's side of the family was always
sort of like, you know, just you know, just this
side of legal and maybe even the other side.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, that's a grift for sure. Oh yeah, it's a grift.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh yeah, no, it's one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
But him going down in a heap on that on
that wooden horse, doing a cartwheel and then streaming.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I mean at least he sold it. Yeah, No, he
did sufficiently. Man, they paid for everything. That's a good story, though.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I know if it's a good lesson or that that
anytime I talk about my uncle and his buddies, it's
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Speaker 2 (25:09):
Ton Boy Show. Mark Thompson's with us. Crozier is wandering.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
He's usually on his way home on the two ten
freeway back to Montclair, but he is uh clamor ding
dong with you, dude. Mark Thompson pointed this out, and
I think you're onto something. Whenever there's something new, you're
You're not a big fast food guy, right, No.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
But I noticed this.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
When there's a new sandwich that's introduced at any fast
food place, the first year, it's effing great. Yeah, it's
like white meat with you know, perfect breading. It's handmade,
it's made to order, it's special, it's beautiful, you tell everybody,
and then they slowly start cutting corners, and then you know,
two years later, it's like chicken knuckles.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You know, it sucks, but they did that with Uber.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh. Uber a classic example of that.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
When Uber started, it was a town car or a
big black suv that was new with water and mints
and cable chargers. And now you get into an Uber
and sometimes there's a kid in there, like doing his homework,
and there's a pizza box or what'd you say, it
was like a juice box.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Now, yeah, a couple. I got into it with Uber
just a couple of weeks ago, and there were a
couple of juice boxes behind the driver's side. I thought,
I mean, and they weren't like full waiting to be
you know, it wasn't like they were offering them. It
was you know, empty juice boxes with the straw still
in them. Yeah. So, I mean the idea behind Uber
was that they're all these cars, these town cars and

(26:43):
as you say, at the big SUV's whatever, that have
all this downtime. You know, they're at the airport. The
next pickup is four hours, and they can use that
time and monetize that, and so they do.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I was with the guys in West LA that started
that because I was driving at the time. And then
they would go they go to a concert and the
concert was six hours, so they go out and hustle rides.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
So all they did was kind of they they made
more doing that than they did drive it. Yeah, they
brought a technology to that and they got it right,
I'm sure because that's you know, yeah, it's cash too.
But uh but then as you say, but once they
got you hooked, they changed the service.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, well they did with Airbnb. You know, when you
were your first Airbnb was great.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
It was beautiful, it was new, it was you know,
and everything was fresh, the sheets were great. Now you
go to an uber i mean Airbnb, and it's like, wait,
there's a bowl of cereal on the table with milk
still in it.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Was there a kid here.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
About an hour ago having breakfast. Oh it's unbelievable. But
that's just the way of the world.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
And so you're saying the fast food they knewest fast
food offering.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
If it's a new sandwich, it's great.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah. And then for about a year, right, and then
at degrade, give it a couple of years and it's
going to be uh, you know, unedible. All right.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The ten cities considered to be the happiest place to live.
I'll go through them oh yeah, all right. Number ten.
Let's go from ten to one. Number ten Huntington Beach, California.
That's a cool hand, is that right?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Oh that's very cool.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Number nine San Francisco. Oh, beautiful city has its share
of problem.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It is this California.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, let's sea These ten cities are considered happiest place
to live.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh, it's nationwide, and we have two cities already in
the top ten.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
They seemed to be all California. I don't think they
said it. No, no, they're not all California San Francisco.
So Huntington Beach is ten, San Francisco's nine. Scottsdale, Arizona
is eight. Madison, Wisconsin, which is beautiful. You've been in
Madison's Wisconsin. Oh my god, you'd move there in a heartbeat.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Not in January, wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's more it's.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Better than Claremont. I'll tell you that. I don't know
about that bench it is. Lincoln, Nebraska is six. Overland Park, Kansas.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Lincoln, Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, Lincoln, Nebraska. Overland Park, Kansas is number five. How
many people live in Overland Park, Kansas. I'm sorry, I'm
looking at.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
All of them right now. In this picture.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Sue Falls South Dakota, where Steckler is from.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I mean again, I've been there and it's lovely. But
in where Sioux City, Sue falls. South Dakota is number four,
But it man, is it get cold there in the winter?
Irvine number three? Nice Irvine, number three.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
The number two best city in the world to live
in San Jose, California.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
In the country.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
In the country, yeah, I'm sorry, in the country. San Jose, California. Wow,
do you know the way to San Jose? And the
number one place to live in America Numero uno, number one, Burbank, California.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I want to see this survey. This survey is absolutely
they absolutely made this crap up. I don't even believe
this exists. You made up this entire thing. These ten
cities are considered the happiest places building. Okay, this really
is in the New York Post.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm trying to sell a home in Bourbank. Give me
a break.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Consider yourself lucky if you live in one of these
ten cities. This is unbelievable. This is a real I
gotta move it. I gotta move our house and Burbank
give me another couple of months. Then I'll give you
the real list. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Burbank is number one.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Hey, yeah, this is really something. Some of what you
said is accurate.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah. San Francisco is in there, hunting the beaches in there. No,
that's right, Irvines in there.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Irvine's in there. The only thing that he changed was
the number one. Wait two falls. Yeah, it's crazy. And
you know.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That's outside of Kansas City, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It has fewer than two hundred thousand people.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Wow, Oh, that's find the well, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Lincoln, Nebraska has fewer than three hundred thousand. It has
about three hundred thousand people living there. You know.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I was driving cross country with my brother Jake and
he when we left LA. We were driving to Toronto.
When we left LA, he was complaining of a toothache.
I'm like, ah, Christ, this is going to be a
long trip, you know, because teeth don't get better on
road trips. This is true, They just don't, you know,
all of a sudden get better. So by the time
we got to South South Dakota, he was in tremendous pain.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
It was a Saturday. I remember this.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It was early at like seven am on a Saturday,
and he was up all night. He was very emotional.
He goes, I can't take this anymore. He got to
go to the emergency room. Went to an emergency room.
They said, we can't do anything. You got to go
to a dentist. I said, well, we don't have a
dentist in Fall Swoux Falls, South Dakota. And he said,
go through you know, the Yellow Pages, whatever and call

(31:51):
until you can find one.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Said oh, well, thanks for the help. Go to the
emergency room.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
A guy lays a phone book on you, so we
call the first dentists we call. It's a woman and
she picks up and it was her emergency line. And
she picks up and he said, hey, you open on Saturday.
She said, I'm not. But what's the problem. I said,
my brother here driving across country. He's got a toothache.
And she said, I'll meet you in the office in

(32:15):
ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And I said really. She said, yeah, it sounds like
it's an emergency. I'll meet you in the office in
ten minutes. She goes to the office. About ten minutes later,
the nurse comes in that she had called in to
help her out, and she pulls a tooth for my brother,
fills two other teeth and gives them novacane and some
pain relievers.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
He was fine after that. She charged sixty one dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Oh my god, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That's the kind of city cities that.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Are out there. That's a small town.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, sixty one dollars. Sure, And I said, I got
a fifty on me. What do you think you did not?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
You did know? All right?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Go see Mark Thompson's show fifty it's yours, Sweeting's.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I enjoyed it. I really Mark Thompson Show on YouTube. Yes,
thanks God, check it out. And we just we just
got our YouTube plaque. One hundred thousand subscribers.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
You get a YouTube, but you're one hundred and twelve
thousand now, huh yeah, one.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Hundred and twelve thounds.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
You kick an ass.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, thanks buddy, Thanks d Mark Thompson Show on YouTube,
Love Today at five.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Thanks for coming in, Buddy Crozier.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
You're a giant stud and so you Stephs and Angel
and Belly all right, so wow, okay, ron O YouTube
all right, Mo, I gotta see most waving his hands
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Well okay, then I take it back from everybody.

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