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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, you have done to the censure wow for you your.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's Motivation Monday, the Positively pipe Man segment of the
Adventures of Pipe Man. And in the first chapter, we're
gonna have a couple of chapters today. In the first chapter,
we're going to talk about rescue pets, because we need
to find out who will rescue me. No, but seriously,
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there are some challenges. We want to talk to the
Pet Health Guru about them. And in the second chapter,
I was talking to Michael Barbarita from Next Step CFO,
who is going to talk about some powerful business strategies,
one of which today is about risk reversal and how
it can benefit your business. So let's bring on the
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pipe nuts and the Pet Health Guru.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm great?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, So first question, I have one as my trustee engineer. Sure,
who's the one with the background noise? It's either Rebel
or Pet Health Guru or maybe uh.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That would be the Pet health girl.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's the Pet Health Guru. So let's set his setting
to block out background noise. And while we're doing that,
I want to take a vote too. Okay, before we
get into this serious stuff, I want to take a
vote which looks better, Rebel? I already know one's opinion. Rebel, Yes, okay,
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this or that?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All right? Now you're asking me. I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Right again?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Bill, we're gonna get your recommendation to you.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Ready, what's that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, look at me on the screen? Which is better
this where we're at right now or this?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I didn't even see a difference.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
That's a slight difference that time.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But the light or some yeah, the lights on right now?
It does look better with the light. Especially my sunglasses, man,
they look really cool with that light one like it's
you got a reflection on them. I know it's.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Positively pipe man, man, but see the reflection is kind
of your banner for you being here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So it's kind of cool. It's like it's subliminal messaging.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
That's what I'm doing right now, okay, And I think
it's very effective because look at Rebel, she's got a
big smile on her face. It's already affected her because
she needs to be rescued as well. Like, so we're
going to talk about rescue pets and the challenges. Now,
what kind of challenges can we even? You know, if
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we've never rescued a pet. How do we know what
the challenges are. We probably just think, hey, you just
go pick up the pet, go home, and everything's honky
dory after that.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
That, you know, that's one of the biggest challenges that
we never think about. People look at it that, okay,
I can get it, you know, a pet relatively inexpensively,
and you know it's just going to be everything's going
to be perfect. What people don't realize is why that
animal is in the shelter. And the number one cause,
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number one reason, especially with dogs, it's not pit over population.
It's not that we have too many and you know
we're just gonna ar rescue. It's because of expenses. Most
people cannot afford veterinary here today, and so they dump them,
you know, and it boils down to.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Where does this start?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Basically it starts with we know nothing about the parents,
especially mom, because you know obviously they carre in mom's blood.
How many drugs was she given, you know, vaccinations, warmings,
all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What kind of garbage food are we feeding?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
And so the animals coming out of there is being
more and challenged to start with, and you know it,
you know, you get your nice cute little puppy or kitten,
and you know you can take it to the vat.
They give it more and more drugs, more and more,
you know, preventatives, things of that nature. And next thing
you know, you've got a thousand dollars bill and you know,
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it's not uncommon for people to be spending ten, fifteen,
twenty thousand dollars a year a medical care.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
For their pets.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
And you know, when you start reaching out your middle
class family, it's like, I'm sorry, Johnny, We're gonna have
to give them back.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And now we go through this trauma over and over again.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
You know, a lot of that system is designed by
the meterinary community because they're the ones that are insisting
that these animals we stay and new and you know,
being shut up and all the preventions when they don't
actually need most of these treatments.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Wow, and re believe you were shaking your head a
little bit before it's your experience.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I'm a firm believer that everybody should really think about
before they get a pet. And please, for the love
of God, do not just oh, it's Christmas time, let's
go get a pet. That's not the way this works.
You need to have a lifelong commitment your life or
their life, and you need to be able to afford
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and be able to know how to help how to
keep their health up. So I personally would tell you
to stay away from veterinarians because unless it's an absolute
like something's broken or something like that, there's a cause
for everything. But if you want to keep a healthy pet,
go to talk to the pet guru and let him
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explain some things that you probably thought you knew but
you really don't.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And you know what, one our favorite pet, Rebel, that's
the best she's ever sounded on this show with that mic.
Oh my god, she's finally after all these years a
radio engineer. Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
It's just almost professional at this point.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So what strategies or what advice do you have when
it comes to these challenges and you know whether you
should get a rescue pet or not, and you know
what steps you should take, step that.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
You have to take, and this should be whether you're
getting it from a rescue or even from a private breeder,
you know, helping out a neighbor.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Whatever. First off, you have to put it in your budget.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
You know that you're gonna have to spend a certain
amount of money, you know, your care, health and all
of that. Rescuing is not taking an animal out of
a shelter and throwing it in the backyard or even
in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Should also look at the breed and what the breed
requirements are.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
I mean, I see when we get it here at
my Paleo pat bio complete where you know, oh, it's
a cute little puppy, but it's gonna grow to be
one hundred and fifty pounds and I live in a
one bedroom apartment with no place to walk the dog.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Other breeds like melonwaws or order colleague, things of that nature.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Working breeds, you better have a place where you can
work them, and you have the time to work them.
Otherwise they get bored, they destroy your house. You know,
that's another big consideration on the whole thing. And of
course then starting out once you get you know, once
you figure out your budget, land a sized dog for
that or cat. Cats are not nearly as much for planning,
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but and then figure out actually do your research. Listen
to me on Pet Health Cafe on what a species
appropriate diet is. I was on a call yesterday with
a client with a lot of health challenges an old
elderly woman, and you know, very very skeptical about anything
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that's alternative and that sort of thing. And it's just,
you know, we can't decide what a species appropriate diet
is for a human. I meanticularly at what we're being
told by any number of doctors. You want to be vegan, vegetarian, carnivore,
keto American standard diet. We can't decide that. But at
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least in a carnivore like a dog or a cat,
we know it's supposed to be animals other animals, that's
what they live on. And you know, if you start
out with those basic premises medically wise, we don't need
all the drugs. I mean, let's face it, these animals
have been on the earth or thousands and thousands and
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thousands of years, and as we why do we all
of a sudden have to have all these preventatives and
all these you know, treatments and everything else, and all
it's testing. You know, the testing is crazy. I saw
something this morning that MRIs For instance, the duyes that
they put into you are all toxic heavy metals. So
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I'm looking for the problem and I'm giving you the
problem that you're gonna have with your health another year
down the road.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
It's crazy. It's a system set up for money.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, no doubt that humans m pets, but I think
pets even worse. That's why I decided to have kids,
because I started with pets and they were way too expensive.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So I had to go to kids.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Because they those were less expensive.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, you know, they're less you know, you could
go say, go wipe your nose and go back out
and play.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
I had a client come in I guess it was
on a Friday, and she had her teenage son to
the dentist and her dog has got some gastric problems,
and she says, I told them this morning, both of them,
you're up for adoption. But it is I mean, it could.
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It could be a very expensive proposition. And if you're
not psychologically ready for that, you know, you know, it's
not uncommon for people come in and of course, you
know the way we operate here on a natural basis
and that sort of thing. So many of the cancer
dogs and other major ailment dogs that basically they've gone
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the whole allopathic group they spent It's not uncommon ten fifteen,
twenty thousand dollars on a single problem. It never gets fixed.
And you know what we do is change the diet,
you know a little bit of natural medicine if you will,
or just natural foods, and everything goes away.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
You know, tumors literally fall off of animals.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
So it's you know, you've got to be you know,
planet right from day one.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
That's the best advice I can give you, as far
as you know the actual process you know insists or
whatever you can on minimal treatments prior to it. I
remember you and I did a trist to a pet
show years and years ago when we first started, and
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I interviewed about I don't know ten twelve fifteen different
rescues on that show, and at the end I got
a really got under somebody's skin because I said, your
job as a rescue is to do one thing, take
a dog from or a pet from a bad place.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
And put it in a good place.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
You should not be involved in any of this medical stuff,
you know, because it's going to be their responsibility for
the vet bills after you savee Newter.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
That's an eight three.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
All of that, they're creating a situation that makes it.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
It's not a rescue anymore. It's you know, it's I
don't even know how to describe.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And what are the statistics of people that rescue animals
and then either return them or let them free. Like
I know there's people out there that they'll rescue an
animal and I can't handle it. Instead of bringing it somewhere,
they just like let it go.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
There's there's a large, a large percentage of that. I
don't know the actual numbers, but that's just it because
they they thought they were doing something good by taking
it out of the shelter where it was going to
be killed, and then you know they don't want to
take it back there obviously, you know, the kill shelters,
it's not It's funny because you know, I get this
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question all the time. Is you know a no kill
shelter that I can go to you know will support them?
But I mean, right here in Broward County we have one.
Are the major rescues that claim to be you know,
a no kill shelter, but yet Animal Control picks up
at their back door every single day all the extra
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animals and put us some in sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Mhm. Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
So so, so what's your viewpoint then on people and
the difference between somebody rescuing and let's we'll say dog
right now, rescuing a dog or going and paying big
money for these designer hybrids. That's the big fashion trend now.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yes, yeah, it's you know, there's nothing but MutS.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
I mean, there's advantages to mixedperids and that's only but again,
hear it when I'm doing consultation that sort of thing,
and then we're looking at the health of the animal.
So many of these is that so called designer dogs
who are popular breeds today, they're genetic wrecks. You know,
you've got these you know, French cheese and the bulldogs
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and that's what thing.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
They can't breathe.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
They could never survive in a while because they can't
run fast enough to catch anything first off, and if
they ever did, they can't grab onto it because their
face is.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
You know, and the same thing is true in the cast.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
But you know, why do we breed animals that are
going to have be defective but they bring an extra
you know, thousand dollars, two thousand dollars when they're selling
the puppies.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I mean, that's not mad science. Yeah, that's obviously the
only benefit.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
I mean, they want to make more money, and there's
no advantage because you can't even guarantee.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
What the breed characterstruistics are going to be.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I mean, you could do a golden doodle, for it's
if a golden retree in a poodle.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Both should have very good temperaments, but in many cases
they don't. And why is that.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Well, of course a lot of that's tied to nutrition
and all this medical treatment in the first place, but
you cannot guarantee it anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I mean, this is this is a problem that's been
going on. You know, I've been in.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The business for almost sixty years, and you know, went
from you know, health certificates that didn't require any kind
of medications to now where every time it changes hands,
you have to have to redo everything. And you know,
when you're looking at a procedure, preventive procedure like backs
and like you know, the heart guards and all of
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that sort of stuff, you're talking about sometimes in the
first three months of age ten twenty thirty medical interventions
and you know they're already showing you. You know, at twelve
sixteen weeks of age, you're already seeing the problems in
their health, and you know it's my job of yes,
to try to fix them again.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But that's not always easy.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
So what what other recommendations do you have for people
that are maybe thinking about rescuing a dog now of
the proper way to do it and the proper challenge
and and uh, why they should consult with you on diet.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Well, we are what we and it's the same mistrue
with our with all all creatures actually, and in fact,
even in the plant world. If you don't tend your
garden properly and feed it properly with the natural stuff,
nothing's going to grow. Every every living thing has to
has a certain protocol that needs to be followed.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Basically, there's a very broad based one.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You know, that's not you know, take three of these
tablets a day and you know you can refine.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It's all about the challenges that you would actually see
in nature.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
You know, they don't you know, when we look at animals,
we're animals, especially cattle, bison, that sort of thing. I
was reading somewhere that when America had you know, millions
of bison, those bison never stayed in one place.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
They ate up to they found so far that they've.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Been able to cattalog through remains and stuff ninety seven
different grasses and vegetation in their journeys, and they never
stopped moving, So their body is working fine. They're getting
the variety of the diet that they need. That's an
important part that rotation. Today, an average pasture might have
four different plants on it. That's all our cattle are
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getting in. That's all the bison are getting. That's not
a natural animal. You know, when I walk into the
supermarket and I will get a vegetarian or vegan fat. Okay,
chickens just supposed to eat bugs. There are true omnivor
they eat everything. But yet, how healthy can that animal
be if it's already been you know, given a deficiency,
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and you know, and then of course, you know, especially
on the food side, then way after we risk we
then treated those all you know, so many more chemicals
and that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
So our food is bad, their food is bad as well.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
And so tell everybody how they can check out your show,
your podcast, you know, all of that good stuff, and
how they can also go a website for my paleo
pet and everything else that you have to offer.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah, I mean, come visit us at my Paleo pet
We're down in Pompano Beach, Florida on Sample Road. We've
been in business for twenty years with this particular company
and making our own foods, Herbal Blends, basically a farm
to cable store. If you will, I personally go out
and visit the farms that we source a lot of
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our products from to make sure that they are the
highest quality, that are meeting the standards that we've set.
And of course health Cafe where we give you all
this advice. Running now for almost eighteen years, your second
show on your on your platform, we've been here forever
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you can get through you know, the replays on YouTube
and Spotify and a whole bunch of other platforms iHeartRadio
and of course right here on on your platform.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
We're there every week and the live show, of.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Course is on Thursday nights eight from eight to nine
o'clock at night. And were you know, we we having
a chat room that's open so you can ask open
questions and you know, leads some discussions. I've always started
bring in a lot of different topics. It's not always
about Pats. A lot of the times it's about you know,
keeping the pet parents healthy, because that's a very very
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important part. And you know, we provide a lot of service.
A lot of the topics that I use actually come
from in store questions and consultations that I do because
that's the hot buttons of the day.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Are so one, I have a question for you.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Sure, since you're in a relationship now and any day
your significant other is going to ask you to get
a pet, what questions do you have for the pet
health guru for your future responsibilities as a pet owner
coming soon?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Oh that that they already came.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
We have about one hundred guppies.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That's a safe way of doing it.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah, yeah, we want to safe roud.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
You know, we don't want pets to roam around the
whole houseing their business on the carpet.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
So one of the other problems we have with pet
ownership and even our own health is that usually in
a relationship, one party is going to be more homeopathic holistic,
uh that nature, and the other one is going to
be you know, doctor white coat, and the conflicts are
you know incredible. Well, I want to feed real food.
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Well no, that's that I have to feed this garbage
in a bag.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
If you will, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
So it's it's an interesting you know, uh, dynamic that
I run across in the store all the time. And
you know, it's you gotta be persistent. You gotta be
consistent in what you do as well. You know, you
can't try There is no single pill that solves all
the problems. You just work through it the way nature
designs it.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And do you find that going back to those hybrid
designer dogs, the people that spend a lot of money
on those, do they listen to your advice or are
they the ones that you know think because they have
this designer hybrid from a respected breeder, that they have
to get kibble?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
The problem, the big problem is that was convenient, you know,
when you're feeding fresh foods. You know, I grew up
in an ear where my mom cooked every day. Today
I talk to people every day. I never cooked for myself.
I never cooked for my family. Where is my family?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
And one of the things that I've discussed with a
lot of clients over the last few months is the
way we eat, the way we feed our animals with
that diversity, with that rotational diet. Back in the day
when we hit a family. I was cooking a different
meal every single day. Today we pick up a pizza
every other day, you know, you know, and then we
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do it every other day because we got leftover from
the day before.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I'm going to be a guest this week on one
of our shows, which is a lot about online dating.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It's called fifty Shades of Bullshit.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
And you just made me think of something I'm going
have to talk on that episode about because literally what
you were just saying, I had some female lamb based
me on online dating site like oh all because I
said I'm looking for a partner in oh you probably
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are three generations behind and want somebody to be at
home and cooking three meals a day and.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Blah blah blah and went on.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
But when you said that, I was flashing back to
that of like and she was like really like lamb basing.
They didn't even know who I was, you know. I mean,
listen to each his own. But the bottom line is
we were a lot healthier back when we weren't eating
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garbage all the time.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah. The food that's in the supermarket state is not food. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And one of the problems with cooking nowadays. Is that
Back then, you know, you used to get all the
ingredients like seasonings and stuff from like separate condiments. Now
they're coming to bottle all mixed together already, and they
of course added other things on top of everything. It
makes it easier to cook, but it's also not very
good for your health, that's what.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
And then's so you have to buy more, and so
you have to pay vet bills or human bills because
they're putting stuff in there, and it's all you know,
It's interesting. When I was in my early twenties, me
and my best bro and his girlfriend who was a
longtime friend of mine, even like I knew her before
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even him.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I got them together. We shared a house together and.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
She had a dog, it was a Newfoundland BJ and
she used to cook meals for this dog that Mark
and I would wish for. And I tell you she
was smart because we were probably giving her shit because
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you know, we were on our own and she was
cooking the dog at gourmet meal like. And then I
met you, the pet health guru, and I'm like, oh, well,
maybe she was right.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I mean, I just look at everything that they put
into our food. We imagine what they put in theirs.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
It is horrible. There's no food in most of the
most of the pet foods. It's all food waste. And
you know, it's a way for industry to get rid
of their food waste, all the food processors, that sort
of thing.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Anything that's bad.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
The FDA and the USDA just turn a blind eye
to what the big guys want to do. And you know,
we watched the lifespan of our dollars go from twenty
to thirty years down to about eight and of course
thousands and thousands of dollars spent on that builds.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
The only time I've.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
In the last thirty years that I've even visited of
that was one rescue cat that we had with a
broken leg. We you know, I just do real food
and the other thing is on you know, everybody says.
So it started by the big three petrol companies. Never
feed your animal your food, people food, they can't have it,
no leftovers. Well, we didn't feed our dogs and cats leftovers.
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Fifty years ago, sixty years ago, one hundred years ago.
Mom actually made an extra portion.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
For the animals. It wasn't leftovers. It would by design.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
And yet yet the language has been so corrupted, you know,
the narrative has been so corrupted.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
That you know, people just they don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Fifty years ago, when I started doing seminars for rescues
actually and teaching teachers and things of that nature, we had,
you know, it was one of the things I kept
stressing is, you know, every kid in the United States,
every family, at some point in time, is most likely
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to have an animal, about seventy five eighty percent by
the you know the records that are out there, have
an animal. But yet we don't teach their kids in
school one thing about how to handle an animal.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
We don't teach you about how to write to check either. Well,
we don't write checks anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Right, Oh, and speaking about things we don't have anymore,
I'm gonna tell you about something to end our segment
that only you would understand. I have everybody on here.
I'll bet you Rebel doesn't even understand, and Wan definitely won't. Well,
he probably does because I already showed it to him.
But I've been since we moved studios. I was going
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through all stuff and I'm like reorganizing everything, and I
found my original tape series for the Carlton Sheets Real estate.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
See I can see by rebels. Look she does not
have a clue what that is.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Okay, and you know one it's just a generation that
wouldn't know. But yeah, this was the infomercial on all
the time, and literally I have it and it's probably
not even like open, but the box is all yellow
like like an old newspaper would be.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, I guess sell it on eBay.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I even have a VCR tape wad saw it never
opened that I think might be worth money. It's Ozsie
goes to Hollywood. Never opened in perfect shape.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
So when I was a manufacturer rep on the road
all through the eighties, I mean having those tape sets
from for everything from sales of motivation too, that's where
you lived.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Wait a minute, I brought a whole at a boxing store.
I brought in, you know, cassette tapes. They were Amway tapes,
a whole box. Like I'm telling you, it was a
huge box of Amway tapes. Right now, most of them
are stacked on the conference table in front of the
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desk here where I'm that I'm gonna be going through
and reorganizing. And I do have a cassette player. So
automobile University, like, I wonder if I can use my
you know, my cord, my USB C cord to hook
into my cassette player to play.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
It in the car.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
That's be important.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Okay, so we need I have to show you one
other thing next week. I also have the Dean K.
Piper seminars on cassette that I found I have to
remember you use as a prop.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
For next week.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Okay, but anyway, ain't clues yet what you want to
talk about next week?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Bill, not yet.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
It depends on what comes up this week. You know,
we're just starting out. I'm sure I'm going to get something.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I have an idea. I have an idea.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
It would be next week that we would do hold on,
let's see seventeenth no, the yeah, maybe in a no.
The following week, the twenty fourth, I think we should
do a show on should you give your pet Thanksgiving Dinner?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
That's always a good one. We'll usually do something on that.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
All right, Well, there it is.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
We have a plan, and probably the chapter two of
that podcast will be should we give rebel dinner for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
What did you do this week? You looked a lot
better last week? Rebel?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Well, see someone complain the boat last week.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I think you were eating the I think you were
eating the my paleo pet food last week, and this
week you're just back to kimble Well Bill, always a pleasure.
You are such a wealth of information about pets. I
am thankful because my April lasted a lot longer than.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
She should have.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
You know, she's not with us now, but uh, and
she would certainly not design her dog. And I figured
out too with her why pugs have those smushed in faces,
because she used to always run and at full speed
at the wheels of cars driving by, and literally it
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looked like she stopped short, like just a millimeter away.
But maybe what was really happening, and over time in
genetics is you're just bouncing off.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
That wheel, off it.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yep, she did, though all it used to scare us.
Every single time you couldn't stop her. She went into
lightning molt mode and literally right up nose up to
the wheel. I want I'm showing my age. I almost
wanted to say hubcap.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
One of those.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
You remember when you drive down the road and all
of a sudden, of what hubcap was flying at you.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
That was because of April.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
So everybody, okay, the Pet Health Guru will be back
again next week on the Positively Pipeman segment of the
Ventures of Pipe Man. But right now we're gonna segue.
But first, before we do, we have a commercial to play,
don't we want?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
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Now, by the way, we are giving away free tickets
to that festival, And I have an idea. Maybe I
should give the free tickets to people's pets and we
could start a pet mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What do you think about that? Bill?
Speaker 7 (33:51):
That would be interesting. I think that's what a lot
of the Doggy dayscarees already are.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Though, yeah, you know you probably are right, so, but seriously,
you can't bring your pet. But if you have a pet,
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and maybe we'll also do maybe we should do like
a rescue drive, like everybody turn in all, you know,
a food drive. Everybody turned in your kibble so we
can destroy it all and give real food for pets out.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
That sounds a great idea.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Let's do that, all Okay, you're gonna run that in Louisiana. Rebel.
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