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PipemanRadio Interviews Waterlines at Bloodstock Open Air 2025. 

The Pipeman Radio tour landed at The UK’s biggest independent metal festival featuring not only some of the biggest bands in Heavy Metal and Hard Rock, but also some of the best emerging metal music out of the UK and Europe competing in Metal 2 The Masses for a spot to play on New Blood Stage.  The festival also features The Sophie Lancaster Stage dedicated to the memory of Sophie being brutally beaten and murdered just for being Goth and different.  Sophie’s story particularly resonating with anyone who has been bullied, abused, or attacked for simply being who they are.  The mission of The Sophie Lancaster Foundation is to stamp out prejudice, hatred and intolerance everywhere.  This festival is more than just great music, fun, awareness, and togetherness.  It's a family driven DIY Festival that cares where there ar eno outsiders. We join together for a common cause.

Next year is the 25th Anniversary.  Get your tickets now at https://www.bloodstock.uk.com/  #BOA26 6th - 9th August 2026, Catton Park, Derbyshire

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hy you have done too. Yes, that's true. Why for you?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe
Man w four c Y Radio, and I'm here with you.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Here we walt lines, I'm signing the drummer and some
of the guitarist.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh I thought I was here with the dirt bags.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah, the Northern dirt bags.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, you're in Northern dirt bags right now? Did you
self proclaim that or.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Was that given to you self proclaimed?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Like?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Not given to us by our manager and social media
person because we are awful to work with.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I love it. That's so metal.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
It is so well right for the least metal people
I know, right, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
So it's like, but that is metal there. So that's
your entrance into Bloodstock Festival. You can only be at
Bloodstock if you're a Northern dirt bag.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I will be your hype man for sure. I don't
know what a steak? No, I never mind, I don't
even eat I even eat steak. Maybe some dirt No,
I've got a jar of it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So what the fuck are you about? Anyways? I like
that question.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
What are we about?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
What I'd say, But if you take a step back
from metal and then realize that everyone's come to a
festival in the blazing sunshine and everyone's wearing black, and
then you think, how silly is that?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
That's what our music is.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's I get it. Like that's a perfect description, right.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Like everyone's so serious sometimes and like there's a place
for it metal And we realize we just make stupid music.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
We have no right to be here, to be honest,
but people seem to have a good time, So yeah,
why not give it to him?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
How did you get here? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I was waiting all day for somebody to give me
that response.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You're the first welcome. You are the first.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
To give me that one. Now I know why you're
dirt bags.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
On your coolest buck.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I love it too.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I love that you love me because listen, you're an artist,
and usually this is the ship part of the job,
with boring questions and answering the same shit all day long.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
That turns you into a dirt bag. That's true. We
don't need any more turning there right.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Now?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
How would you, as the artist without labels, without genre,
describe your music?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
What was the phrase hand grenade in a jump jar?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have a visual in my head of.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
That just dumps and jam everywhere.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's sounds like breakfast to me in all seriousness, fuck seriousness.
But have you played Bloodstock before?

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
How many times?

Speaker 6 (03:37):
So we played twenty eighteen new Blood, we played twenty
twenty three in the Jaeger stage which.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is now emp Yeah yeah, yeah, that was amazing. That
was such a good gig. And then like I love
that stage. It's ridicous, right, and.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Then two years ago like, oh my god, want it
be amazing if you could play Sophie stage And here
we fucking are.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I love it, Al Simon hall watag giving us this opportunity.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So now you're old blood. Yeah yeah we all see that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah yeah yeah, thirty five year old blood.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
So why should people that listen to my show listen
to you if they've never heard you, that's fine. No,
they do have to work. They can't listen to my show.
If they don't, they just.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't fucking love X were silly. We're just a silly band.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
And if you need a break from like super extreme
metal listeners.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know, I love that you put it that way.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
As a longtime metal head, there's some metal heads that
just take themselves way too seriously.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Life is too short, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Is music, have fun, Like, there shouldn't be rules. There
shouldn't be all this bullshit of oh I'm a good
keeper and you can only play this music and you're
only in this genre. No, you can't mix eighty eight
M with metalcore. That's stupid. No, it's fucking brilliant.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Do you need to give a shout out to two
guys that I'm outside fantastic guys. But they brought out
an Excel spreadsheet. I you know, they're the clash Finder
and they had green for sea, blue for maybe red,
but definitely not all of Saturday. We were the only
red bond on that and they were like, oh shit,
I'm so sorry. Have we offended you? Or like no,

(05:31):
that's fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I love them.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
So they didn't come and see me, that's fine. Everyone
likes their own ship. But they got me a pint
and I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, there you go. Let's listen, let'sn't solve everything. And
you know what, I don't know. I think I would
be proud to be the red one because it be
kind of like, yeah, but did you see my crowd
at my set, fuck you.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
It's really funny, like you'd have to get you'd have
to be angry if you can. But it's like you'll
either come and enjoy yourself or you own.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Here's my viewpoint for real is as a musician, you
should play whatever the fuck you want because you're the musician.
And I think what gets you where you want to
be is being yourself, not appealing to the audience. You'll
get your audience when you appeal to yourself.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Exactly that.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I like, you can join us along for the ride
if you want, but I could take it or leave it.
And the fans that we've got there are absolutely incredible.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
They follow us around to shows all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I like, I love drum and bass, I love techno,
I love my grime and my rap, and I thought,
I want that in my music, so I'm gonna find
a way to get it in.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's kind of like, okay, so everybody has been giving
shit for the past few years to bring me to
the horizon for playing all this different stuff, and I'm like,
good for them, man, like play whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
They playing like sold out arenas right.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Exactly exactly, even more so that they're doing all this stuff,
but i'lly put it grit and best. In an interview,
he's like, why do I want to write the same
song over and over and over again? You know that's
no fun as a musician. It gets boring to you,
And like, why wouldn't you want to experiment as an artist?

(07:28):
And why do we have to be locked into a genre?
Like I never want to know a band's genre because
it's fucking stupid. Like that's where the gatekeeping comes in
and the formulas.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I hate that. Old school, we didn't have formulas to
make music.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, Now it's like, well, if you're a metalcore you need.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
To do this and that. You just and then they
all sound the same.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
I think the really cool thing about like so size,
like our main composer band and his writing process works
so well because he's so natural about the way that, like,
you love your DM, but he also loves his math.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've heard him.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
I've heard him listen to Lamb of God. Don't tell
anyone I've heard that once.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
You didn't do that.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
And the way he blends the two together, it's just
so natural because the two of its loves coming together.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You can't really force this music. No, it's just you
gotta be happy with that you.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Well, the main thing is it's like I like the
music that I right, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
But that's the way it should be, though, Yeah, how
can you play music that you don't like to work?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Like, if I'm cross one day, it's like I'll put
on brace and then if I'm happy one day, I'll
put on pray. He just music for all different flavors,
different emotions.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I agree with that because like music is the best therapy,
and sometimes you need different types of therapy throughout the day.
And if you just listen to the same stuff all
the time, I think that's very like one dimensional. And
I think all human beings should have multiple facets. For me,

(09:07):
I say, I'm schizophrenic. That's my multiple facets of my personality. Okay,
but I like it that way. And who gives a
fuck what anybody else thinks? And Funny, the minute I
stopped caring about what my listeners thought, it's when my
show blew up. Is because I was just like, I
don't give a fuck what comes out of my mouth.

(09:29):
Even when my daughter, she was she worked for me
for a while and she's like she told her siblings.
She's like, oh my god, I just heard dad curse.
It's the first time I've ever heard them curse.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
In my life.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And then it's like her mom, who I'm not married
to anymore, calls her up. One day, let's see your
dad's rays show what happened to him? He was never
that obnoxious. I'm like, that's a win. Changed the word
obnoxious to libable, exactly right. And I am lovable by

(10:03):
my listeners because they fucking stalk me. Now I have
this fake group on I made up, okay, and it's
basically a new bed and breakfast at the pipe Man's place.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You come to the pipe Cave, I call it the
pipe Cave like Batman. Okay, you service the pipe man
all night long, you serve the pipe man breakfast, and
then you leave. Women call into my radio show to
buy this fake group on. Shit you not. Okay, I

(10:42):
have an even better one because you're gonna love this
bid from here opposed to my idiotic country.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Every presidential election since the first Trump Hillary one, I
have run a presidential campaign pipe Man for, and I
do a voiceover of Bill Clinton saying I did not
have sexual relations with that woman.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And I come on, I'm like, this is pipe Man.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You vote me for president, I will have sexual relations
with that woman. Vote pipe Man for pres And then
twenty sixteen, I literally I couldn't vote for either one
of them. So I wrote in pipe Man in my vote,
and I told I said on my show, I had
five of my listeners literally vote for me for president

(11:32):
based on that.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Whatever. Why are we interviewing you? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, you can't get Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Go ahead, start interviewing me.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Maybe we need to run for prime minister.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Right, yeah, like full way prime ministership.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh yeah, Imagine how great the world would be if
you were prime minister and I was President of the
United States.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Music would rule the world.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I put air conditioning units on the outside of buildings
to COOLi I don't stop blable warming.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I need that because I live in Florida, So we
need air conditioned outside instead of a detention center in
the Everglades. Let's build air conditioners out. That's my next
platform in two thousand.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
You should put it. Whatever manifesto is part of your
next campaign.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh yeah, I have great campaign promises. My campaign for
health insurance in my country is no. Everybody gets free healthcare,
but not from the taxpayers. Make big Pharma and the
insurance companies pay for everybody's health. Come on, vote pipe
Man for president. I will make that happy. From the UK,

(12:40):
I will allow that too.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Like Trump can do whatever you want, why can't I.
That's a very good argument I can't argue with.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, I don't have enough felony convictions to become president.
Now low to clean, so yeah, I mean listen on
the note of music ruling the world, I do have
an idea to solve all the world's problems.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
One music festival for the whole world.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Everybody is required to tend like required and we just
all work out all our problems in a mosh pit.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Pipe Man, bipe Man, bipe Man, bipe man.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
See there you go, Like, think about when that when
we're at Bloodstock, we don't give a shit about the
world's problems.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
We're all one big family. We all love each other.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
We're all outsiders, but there's no outsiders here. We're not
from the same walk of life, we're not the same people.
We don't like or dislike or whatever, but we can
all agree on one thing that your band is the
best in the fucking world.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Ah, that could be a sign off for like everything,
for life for us now that.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
We've got that clip, but we completely all yeah, yeah,
I'll give it to you. You can use it.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Pipe Man has voted you the number one band in
the world. Yes, exactly, but it's more like pres candidate
because that's cool. You know, I don't want to be president.
I want to be pres Like, hello, mister Pres.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hello Press, pipe Man.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
And my first order of business as taking over after
Trump tries to steal the election from me is to
make sure to have him in the center of the
moshpit and only put people that are not white, that

(14:48):
are not male, and that are not straight in the
marsh pit.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
This mush pit, it's so big, the biggest pit I've
ever seen.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I was like, wow, that's so.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
When I was in the middle of the biggest irons
and they played the biggest breakdown I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
You too, Trump, great man.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
If Trump were prime minister, you could beat him.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Do Tuneune June Trump.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well, my June, my June, my iraqis.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Oh, we've got on like a tangent of inside jokes
up Trump quite a lot, quite a lot.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I love the only way that you can get over
the horror the fat orange man. Actually, it doesn't matter
that he's fat or orange, that he is a horrible person.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
There's one more very important thing. Okay, you're ready for this.
Hit me, not Day's orange, not days Fat. But I
asked this question in interviews a lot of one story,
good or bad. When you're like eighty in your musical journey,
what would it be? And the number one answer I

(16:07):
ship you not The number one answer is when I
ship my pants on stage. Trump ships his pants. He
could play a bloodstock. That is true.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
He just gets up on stage and ships his breeches.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Well, sir, I know.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
My question is what is your management at everybody in
your camp gonna think of this interview?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Is it like all the rest that you do? Yeah,
pretty much.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
It's just the same question so we get all the time. Yeah,
everyone wants to.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Ago.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
This is bullshit, Pike.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I think you should change the name of your bead
to waterboarding, and then.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I let you get water board. Trump. I'm gonna get deported.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
You realize that, right, I'm not gonna be let back
in when I fly home of it. No, you can't
us oh my god. Well, you know, one of the
publicists here said to me, I download like you should
move here so he could do all the festivals. And
I'm like, I really do love it here, and I

(17:27):
love the people here, but your fucking bipolar weather I
cannot fucking deal with. Okay, Like I don't want experience
all four seasons in five minutes.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
You become molded by it.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It's like I gotta bring all my clothes with me
everywhere I go.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
It's brought something great in the English people, which is sarcasm. Yeah,
sarcasm is born of just the chaotic weather and hating
life and everything.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Shit, it's raining all the time. It's pretty some fucking cold, but.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
We have a good laugh.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You just made me realize something though, Okay, I was profound,
It's totally and you made me realize something. I'm originally
from New York and New Jersey, which is one of
the reasons I got along with britt.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was married to one.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I didn't get along with her though, but she was
batshit crazy. That's another story, okay, But I like batshit crazy,
so maybe I'm the one that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
But our second language or first actually is sarcasm. So
I just saw something though. Why were we so sarcastic
for so long?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Trump was our developer in New York and New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's why. Yeah, totally, that does make sense.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
So if people want to vote on whether you should
change your name or.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Not to waterboard in to waterboard.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Yeah, while you were talking, I would send out a text,
yes it so so search waterboarding or on all socials Spotify.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Don't YouTube it, definitely, don't live leak it.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
You should, that'll be your legs video. Man, Like you
could waterboard each other in the video water board if
we fe like with.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
The little flower pot.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
A watering can what someone in an allotment getting water boarded?
Oh hang on a minute, some flowers and then yeah,
back to it.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
So yeah, So why don't you really really tell them
what your real socials and your real webers and how
they can buy your merch because they can't fucking listen
my show if they don't buy your merch.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
So if you go to our Instagram and we are waterlines,
there's a link to like, there's a card link to
all of our stuff. So like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube
and most importantly the merch on our big cartel site.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I can see by the way too.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I just thought this, this interview is going to go
viral and the headlines are going to be pipe man
has water boarding playing at.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
The inauguration and it was a fucking pleasure.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
So now do you want to tell people about stuff
you got coming out that they need to look at
and check out and all that stuff?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Oh to be bare.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, we got a new song Toennister that's coming out
Wednesday thirteen, twenty twenty five. It's like whole synth wave,
like with the sunset and all that cool stuff. That's
got a YouTube video made by Jane slater Kill a track.
You can bang your head to it. You can have
a little rave party. You'll love it. Give it a spin,
let us know what you think, and if you don't

(20:44):
like it, don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I do have a question now after you say that,
can would you get like a seizure if you were
raving and headbanging at the same time.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I haven't yet, but yeah, I get very dizzy.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Ye yeah, oh yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
You know what I do?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I do what there's a car dealership those inflatables where
they're just flopping about.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Every I think you should just go up with machine
heads playing and start doing that. Oh my god, I'm
not sure you might have tied or won for the
funniest airview ever.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Do you want to know what the funniest interview I've
ever had? Is? Airborne? Airborne? They were.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was that festival in the US called Luard in Life,
and the interview before me was with this bourbon connoisseur
and you had them in for in the in his
trailer for an hour drinking and tasting bourbon. They were
so drunk by time they came out. They did and
now they announced a that's baseball game in the interview,

(22:03):
oh ship, and they were spot fucking on.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Man, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Now let me tell you my situation was not unique
because a couple of months ago at or yeah, at download,
I don't know if I should say this live on
the air. Should And you could ask Ali over there
because he watched it. They were gonna do an interview

(22:29):
and for the interview, they stole a golf cart, but
they didn't have the key, so it wasn't on. They
had somebody pushing the golf cart around and they were
doing this interview in the golf cart, puts.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You out at it.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's we need. We need a go.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I really want a Flintstance mobile.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah yeah, Can you translate that to English? Please? We wait?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
That is pretty good, now can you do yabadaba do?
Sounding like trump?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeabedab doo.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
It was the biggest Wow. That's a big yea. That's all.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Look up, that's the only one I can do. You
already got a trump for everything else. Apparently all I
can do is yea. But scooby doo, I see you.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I like how you do that. That's perfect.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yes, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I think I think it's he's pretending to roll with joint.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I always saw it was like, you know thus, oh yeah,
that could be it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Or maybe he's showing you what he does with his peepee. Ah,
all right, it's not that long. You're right, because.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
He's so mentally disabled that he's actually just pulling the
string of spaghett.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Follow the string of spaghetti. I need to make this straight.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
What if it's working on like a quantum level, and
that's a quantum string that it's just played around with,
and that's what's fucking the world.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
And he's actually a fucking genius god that you know.
I think you're on to say.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Then again, I'm gonna make you when I'm president. I'm
gonna make you my secretary of state.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
It's none of my friends, right. We gotta think of
what his position is. He's gonna be general. You'd be
like a five star.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Ah No, but I hate war.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, five star general?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I do is if I was the five star general,
I just disbanded the military and then just like peace
and love. Man.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Hey, listen, I go to Costa Rica all the time.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
They got rid of her military and give their people
free healthcare and free education. We called them a third
world country. Go figure, brilliant. I think you gotta go though,
clapping the back. They're having too much fun. Sorry, but
I think you gotta go it. For like the past hour,

(25:09):
he's been doing this to me.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Oops, we like speedball. What else have you got and
let's put it in like a minute.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Let's go okay, in a minute, just tell me everything
about your bed and everything you're doing for the next decade.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
It okay.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
So in the UK we've got amplified read and rising
echelon Presents. We've got Manchester Summer. It's not summer, it's
Slammer because it's in October. And then we've got the
single release Wednesday the thirteenth. Give it a spin, and
then we're hoping for an EP plus because I want

(25:55):
more tunes on it in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
So keep it, watch this space.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
And you've you forgot to tell them that Wednesday thirteen's
playing at Bloodstock next year too.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I'm that Yes, please, Simon, I love you, Simon. Shout
out Simon Hall who gave us this opportunity. What a
lovely man.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Hey, thanks for being here at Bloodstock. Hey, thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I don't know if your music's ay good, but you
sure are great blokes to be on the air with me.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
We love you, man. We're voting for you. We're moving
to America. We're gonna vote for you.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
There it is because we call like a yeah right,
I'm gonna move back. No, I'm actually going to run
the country from here.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
See there you go.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
You're just going to teams this country on a team's call.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Thanks for being on the Adventures of Pipe Man.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I hope I didn't piss off my other media friends
by you missing other interviews.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Fuck them, Thanks so much, man.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
Michelle Kerr was my press officer for my entire fucking
career here in the UK, my entire career.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
With Machine at.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
She recently passed away and it was a very, very
sad day. And I can tell you the reason that
I'm gonna tell this story is because she was family.
She was Bloodstock family. She was heavy metal UK family.
Most of the.

Speaker 9 (27:16):
Bars that you know and love you probably heard of
because of that woman right there. Slive Knots, Slayer, Machinehead,
Trivium Kills which engage, Hey breed, you name it.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
She helped lift everybody up.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Man.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
She helped lift everybody up, and in so many ways,
she helped make this entire music scene, this incredible, beautiful
community that lives here at Bloodstock.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Man, she helped make it.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
So, ladies and gentlemen, please make some noise for Michelle Kerr.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patement on
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