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"Pilot understands the question. Question is irrelevant. There is only the data for Pilot to interpret. There is only the field of battle. The inside of Lovely. That is all that matters, yes. How Pilot came to this war does not matter.
Pilot can speak of war, yes. They don't like it when Pilot does but Pilot can. Pilot can tell you what it would have done if it was told to destroy the Beanstalk.
...it didn't. Pilot was not yet born...
"...what caused the Beanstalk to fall? Shit, I don't know. That kind of thing is luxury to think about, isn't it?
Let's look at it this way: I've lived in Lombard in Snapfield all my life. We had a city here once, Callis City. When the Beanstalk fell, it rained panels from the walls of the thing. They landed on Callis City with enough force to knock over the big buildings and kill thousands. Mass evacuation. Entire thing in disarra...
"Hear me and hear me well, faithful: I know what it is like to be a pilot.
You see this frail and ravaged body. I won't say I am not old and used. But I survived the Boren Front, and that's a hell beyond any of your reckoning. It was these hands that controlled my Colossus, Beautiful Nemesis, for the glory of the Nation of Selvich.
It was my guns that brought the fury of Selvich to the capitol of Borenstadt. I may have been one voi...
"My family were farmers. We used to raise, uh, staple crops overseas in the Whitespring Republic. My grandfather, before he passed, used to talk about how it was a hard life, but a good life. How they used to take care of their workers and pay fair wages for the crops they harvested.
My grandmother was a different story and much less nostalgic. And she outlived him, heh. So. She got the last word, I guess. We only survived because ...
"Yeah man, everyone knows aliens did it. Everyone knows aliens blew up the Beanstalk.
Check it: we got the Meld, right? Where the fuck did that come from? Wasn't here when we had like, governments and shit. Nah man like. They saw the Beanstalk and realized we were a threat, right? The little monkeys deciding to poke at the stars with their fighting machines and shit. Maybe we'd climb up there and start colonizing the stars. I don't...
"What's most important to understand about the war is that there was an intentional omission and destruction of context. We know the war started. We don't exactly know why or who threw the first punch.
We do know what the opening salvo was: cutting down the Beanstalk.
Given...recent intelligence, I'm unsure the intent of the Beanstalk was to send things off-world back to somewhere else. But that's baseless, fruitless speculation. T...
"Did she ever call her goddess again?" Sister Zlata hugged her knees close as she sat on the stool.
The rest of the novice sisters had left the lecture and gone to do chores. Zlata had remained behind to ask questions. Sister Charity didn't much mind; it was a sign of a healthy mind and good faith.
"Nope. From what the texts tell us, she survived the war and settled down to rebuild the Temple with a new congregation. She lived late...
The history books talk clearly about what happened next after the Scourging of Roden.
The Emperor was survived by his mother, Lady Belhaine, his bastard teen son, Volkan of Wrought, and his adopted cousin Firhardt of Tessalan. The members of the Inner Council had their own surviving heirs as well who laid claim to their seats (or, if they were bold enough, laid claim to the destroyed throne).
Thus began the Succession Wars, where B...
It was a cold, slate grey day the morning they killed the Emperor and his Inner Council.
There had been a light rain the night before. The two of them awoke to a layer of slick dew on all of their possessions. Nia busied herself with mopping it up as Argenta set up the mortar, loaded the munition. She whistled as she did her preparations. The noise made Nia's hair stand on end.
The wind was measured. The sight lines were ranged. Th...
The backup weapon looked like if you carved a sitting three-legged dog out out of a hunk of metal. Nia had known about cannons, distant weapons some theorized that they could one day be brought to bear in war. Argenta had said the "mortar" was like a cannon, down to the munitions inside, but Nia didn't know what a munition was or what a cannon looked like.
It was a silly, small apparatus to see parked on a hill with their cart and ...
The star was a small box with a handle to hold or anchor for a latch. Falling from the stars scorched its casing; they had to wait until it cooled before they could dig it out of the hillside. Nia would glance at in the back of the cart and flinch away.
It reminded her of a child's casket.
The strider plodded along through the forest, her goddess at the reins. Within the dawning of the next day, they were out of the woods and onto ...
They ambled through the forest on a stolen cart. The city burned in the distance behind them as they rode in silence, lit by the light of the moon. The strider was nervous, but Argenta would click her tongue in such a way that it would listen and continue without fuss.
The first time she did that, Nia stared at her in surprise.
Her goddess smiled. "I grew up on a farm."
Questions on questions on questions bubbled up. What farms are...
"Pick it up."
Mother Argenta told her how to bypass the Head Sister's locked door; her voice followed throughout the building. She pointed her at the bookshelf, told her how to move it to the side. There was a safe on the other side, something she'd only seen in banks, but smaller.
Mother Argenta told her how to open the safe as well.
Inside was a long branch of black, polished metal with wood on one end. It was cold to the touch, ...
Nia did not hear her goddess' arrival.
She hadn't heard much in the past few hours. The gun was loud. It hit her in the chest with every shot. She'd braced herself against a dresser in the sisters' quarters to steady her shaking hands, protect her begging shoulder, bruised ribs. The soldiers had followed her, but she knew the building.
Once the dead started piling up at the door, they stopped chasing her. Or she hoped they had.
It ...
The city burned. Nia fled through back alleys, across cobblestones, ducked behind carts and into doorways. Her sandals muffled her footsteps, but she didn't need to worry. The cries and revelry of the soldiers were greater than the sound of a single girl creeping through the smoke-choked twilight.
The armies of Roden had breached the gate earlier in the day. The Head Monk of the Priory of Earth had abandoned his post in a misguided...
Jess, Bea, Sophie and Lavender sit down and play Drink My Sweat to flesh out life on the Bluebottle more. What do workers of the crawler do to blow off steam and get closer to one another? Well, old habits and traditions of the prison die hard and serve a different purpose on the outside.
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Welcome to the lead-up of our Salvage Union campaign. Bea, Grint, Jess, Lavender and Sophie sit down to play Follow to work through the origins of the party's crawler. For the prisoners of a corporate work facility, any future is better than one more day under the boot. First, you have to stand up and fight for it.
Jess, Bea, Lavender and Sophie play "The Audition" by Bully Pulpit Games. Two actors show down for the same role, but one is a doppleganger of the other and the real actor wants to get selected. For more info, check out the game here: https://bullypulpitgames.itch.io/the-audition
Jess, Grint and Bea played Double or Nothing by Erika Chappell! You can find her game here: https://opensketch.itch.io/double-or-nothing
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