Ryan Bridge: Complaining about councils, yet again

Just when you thought local council couldn’t get more absurd and extravagant, they’ve dreamt up a new way to not make decisions. To do less, with more.

Citizens assemblies. A crackpot idea the Romans once used. But Romans did lots of weird stuff we stopped doing, and this should be one of them.

They’ve got one on the boil in Whanganui. 

In Napier, 40 unelected locals have just finished sitting around talking about where to put a new swimming pool and what that pool might look like. 

Four weeks later. $800 per person, including refreshments and god knows what else - $100,000 total from the rates take. It's basically a catered chinwag between neighbours that they call an assembly.  

And guess what? They couldn’t come up with a consensus on where to put the pool.

Despite all the expertise, the opinions for Africa, the specialists, the Lamingtons, no location was decided. 

You can’t make this stuff up.

Why bother with a council, a Mayor, an MP?

Like DJ sets and recycled period cups, these citizens assemblies are very much in vogue with the radical left across Europe right now. 

But they’re also a massive waste of time and money and the more I read about stuff like this, the more I think we’d be better off dispensing with democracy and bringing in a dictator. 

Napier Mayor Kirsten Wise was quoted as saying the assembly’s recommendations "were an invaluable starting point in the journey towards a new pool…”

Give me strength. 

An invaluable starting point for a new swimming pool is a hole in the ground.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just when you thought local council couldn't get more absurd extravagant,
they've dreamed up a new way to not make decisions,
to do less with more citizens. Assemblies. You heard of
these crackpot idea the Romans once used. But Romans did
lots of weird stuff that we stopped doing, and this
should be one of them. They've got one on the
boil in Huanganui. You might have heard of it. In
Napier forty unelected locals have just finished sitting around talking

(00:23):
about where to put a new swimming pool and what
that pool might look like. Four weeks later, eight hundred
dollars per person including refreshments and god knows what else
one hundred thousand dollars in total from the rates take.
It's basically a catered chin wag between neighbors and they
call it an assembly. And guess what. They couldn't come
up with a consensus on where to put the pool,

(00:47):
despite all the expertise, the opinions for Africa, the specialists,
the Lamington's no location was decided. You cannot make the
stuff up. Why bother with a council, why bother with
a mayor, Why bother with a government like Keffer's d
Day sets and recycled period cups. These citizens Assemblies are
very much in vogue with the radical left across Europe
right now, but they are also a massive waste of

(01:09):
time and money. And the more I read about stuff
like this, the more I think we'd be better off
dispensing with democracy and bringing in a dictator. The napier
Meir Kirsten Wise was quoted as saying the assembly's recommendations
were an invaluable starting point in the journey towards a
new pool, Give me strength, an invaluable starting point for

(01:32):
a new swimming pool as a hole in the ground.
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