January 10, 2025 • 9 mins
Tim Wilson and Kate Hawkesby joined Mike Hosking to wrap the biggest news stories from the week. Mike's got an update on the coffee kiosk and what on earth happened to Tim Wilson?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Katie, Kay, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was here and then he disconnected me, and now
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Don't even talk to me about the phone system here
as some of the structural chains that will come when
I'm finally running. We get to those ten.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Minutes if we get into the phones. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, no, that is true. Hey, Kadie, just I've got
coffee news for you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
But before we get to the coffee news, we have
Tim's in the studio and he's come into the studio
this morning to show me his injury.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Not another scooter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, he hasn't told me that. He won't tell me
what it is. But but will we stick a photo
up on the one of those platforms we have so
it's called social media. His face is severely damaged. It's not, no,
it is severely damaged. There is there is a there
is a reasonable slash on your.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Nose, Daly, you know those paintings.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It is very selvid or Daly on your on your
right eye, below your right eye, you could have got
a Tyson Fury hook. Yep, above your right eye is
a small blemish that's slightly smaller than the slash on
your nose. But then is the PSTA resistance coup de
the absolute carnage in the center of your forehead? Yes, right, yeah,
(01:15):
it's ugly ass and looks painful.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I stop it. That's not actually it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Problem with the story in today's by Yeah exactly, Okay,
good question, Katie, No, just one moment. Is the story
now going to be a letdown? Given we've given it
the build up?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
On a Wednesday night, I like to neck a few
at Bugsies tavern. This was like two wednesdays last week. Yeah, yeah,
last Wednesday. So this is a week old bugs Yeah, yeah,
there is. And so I'm three jugs down and then I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
See I see nineteenth century German philosopher Frederic Nietzsche, the
intellectual father of Nazism, walking in, and I recognized him
by the mustache, and he's all, there's suber men or supermans.
I'm like, know, there isn't, bro, There's just there's just us,
and boom, we're at it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What really happened?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
An even footpath?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No way running?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You literally just concrete for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You literally just tripped over.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Can you not reduce it like that? I was running
like a gazelle.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, you weren't through the suburbs, and you were stumbling,
stumbling on a broad dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, dangerous, But here's the deal. Would know, Glyn would known,
would know, here's the deal. So ed maxim, We'll do
an internship. So the day before this, a twenty two
year old intern had fixed her withering disdain on me
and said, oh are you running? Aren't you a little
bit old to be running? So as I just seen it, Yeah, yeah,
(02:47):
but here's the deal. We had the we had the
graduation the night of my injury, and I told that story.
I said, so, I don't think Maddie's going to graduate
this year exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That literally is just a trip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, you didn't want to break your fall with your
arms or I did.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's the cumebration on the I'm looking at you at
your hands.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Your hands are untouched. You're as clean as a whistle.
You went straight head first into the footpath. Did you
have concussion?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Did you go did you go to the blue tint?
I did go to the doctor that day. And did
you say I've just fallen over? I said, yeah, I
fell when when you went to the doctor and you
said I've just fallen over. Did he say, Oh, yeah,
everyone's doing that at the moment, like allnurses and doctors do,
no matter what you've got.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't recall that part of the conversation exactly, but it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Gave me a lot of And it looks really really,
really really bad, like you look real. Oh, sure, is
it painful?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, it's not, it's not painful. It's it's actually I've
got I've got a variety of stories. The other one
is never never tell your wife there's too much salt
in the checken.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Because none of those are believable. The unfortunate thing is
the one that is true, is the most.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Believable as the most lame.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's now, Katie, you gave me the cash.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, I don't hope you've gone out and spent it,
and I hope that you bought coffees for everybody, or
as many as you could buy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Right, So here's the problem. Sam goes down.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Sam, give them the twenty and get them to pay
it forward. Just pay for the next person's coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, that's a good idea, except for the fact we've
stumbled upon a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh, they don't take cash.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So you gave me the twenty dollars with your little
love note this morning, which was absolutely lovely, and I
sent Sam down. Now, the problem with Sam is he
doesn't drink hot beverages at all. So not just no
tea or no coffee, just cold beverage. That's what he says.
He says, I don't drink cold, hot beverages. Tell him
to pick up an RTD. And that's what I said. Bye,
I said, help yourself, you know, fill your boots whatever. Anyway,
goes down, and so I'm trying to help out this
(04:49):
coffee cart. And he goes down and he hands over
my beautiful green twenty dollar note, and they go, we
don't take cash. So Katie, you were right. So Sam, not.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Have given the cash. Just give the cash to do what?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Give them give.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Them the dough? Yeah, okay, well let's give them he's
And the problem then was because Sam's not old enough
to have his own credit card, he had no other
means of paying for it. And at which point they said,
have it for free, and so the coffee.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Carts back exactly that it's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The coffee cart.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He's literally putting them out of business, my.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Whole shutting them down as they try struggle to survive.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The whole point of me helping them out was to
give them money.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It was like a Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They don't want money and they're giving me coffee away
and then they'll be bankrupt and I'll go.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That was me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You've got to take the twenty dollars down to the
Master show. Just give it to them.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, well what are they going to do with it?
I mean, how old were they were?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
They pay the liquidators kp G. I'll be happy.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They've probably never seen cash. They're probably sitting behind the counter,
they're just having graduated from primary school.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Game.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What's this thing? Why are you're handing me green money?
What's the smelly thing? It's probably covered in precisely the
long jump tim. Yes, you won't have caught up, but
I did one last week.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It just it occurred to me because our youngest was
at the school, you know. And yes, and they change that.
Are you aware of this code? They have changed the
long jump rules?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're not going to use a board. It strikes me
as incredibly intelligent and obvious, and yet people are upset
by it. So they're going to use electronics, so the board.
You no longer have to jump off the board, so
you aim for the board and if you put your
foot over the board, it's a fowl, right, Yeah, thirty
plus percent of jumps fowls. So they thought, well, the
board's stupid. So what we'll do is laser it and
you just take off whenever you want, and then we'll
(06:56):
laser the end of it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And there's you jump. I see, well, but where's but
where's the discipline of the board.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's what Carl Lewis is. Remember, Come on, you remember
Carl Lewis. Absolutely you shouldn't be saying this in the
state you're in, of course, because you and Carl Lewis
are incompletely, completely separately.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I think you'll find that Carl Lewis and I are
getting closer together as time goes.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Do you think did you get a resolution, Kadie to
the bulldress dilemma the bull dress slimmer.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No, we are still going through balldress dilemmas. We are
yet to purchase a bullses.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well, it's just a.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Couple online from overseas, but they arrive and they don't fit,
and so then you have to want to sell them.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The story is the story is what. There are no
ball dresses in this country anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You can't. You've got to join a Q to trial on.
There used to be a lot of rental places, but
it's all gone online now and I think COVID shutting
all down. You can't try anything on or share anything anymore.
So if you want to try anything on, you have
to join a waiting list and wait for them to
drop a time frame and then pay for a fifteen
or seventy minute spot, at which point you were allowed
(07:57):
to go and no make up, no self tan, no
nothing on your body where you can try on the
dresses in a short time frame. And but you've got
to make the slot, and we've slots, so we're probably
not be able to go that route. So we're probably
going to.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Have to buy one random thing you've ever heard in
your life? That is That is such a weird series,
A book of time to go do something, Katie Facebook Market,
get out the Banina.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You can't do it, daughter would kill me.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's never happening.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Someone says, grab one from Scottie's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Grab Oh yeah, I don't want to go to jail.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Hey, drive to survive this weekend, Timmy, you into it?
What don't do that? What do you mean drive to survive?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
He needs to learn to walk to survive.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was running wheel. That's the biggest roast of the
morning effect line of the morning. Hey, lovely to see
you guys. You have a good weekend, tim Thanks for
bringing the kids in again. They were Now look at
those kids there, kids, Tims are in. The kids are
in again, Caddie, Oh gosh, they're running around. They're running around.
(09:06):
And then Uncle Sammy, Uncle sam I think the thing
is the thermonuclear on the boards. Uncle Sammy is age,
why is not too different from the lads, and so
he's probably he's probably gone round. And I've never seen
them so still and so calm.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well one's hopping as a frog like a frog. Well,
once one's still in the seat, good luck with that.
Uncle Sammy's got parental he's got he's got inspirations and potential.
I think it's looking good anyway. Nice to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
For more from the Mic Asking Breakfast, listen live to
news talks that'd be from six am weekdays, or follow
the podcast on iHeartRadio.
Katie, Kay, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was here and then he disconnected me, and now
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Don't even talk to me about the phone system here
as some of the structural chains that will come when
I'm finally running. We get to those ten.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Minutes if we get into the phones. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, no, that is true. Hey, Kadie, just I've got
coffee news for you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
But before we get to the coffee news, we have
Tim's in the studio and he's come into the studio
this morning to show me his injury.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Not another scooter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, he hasn't told me that. He won't tell me
what it is. But but will we stick a photo
up on the one of those platforms we have so
it's called social media. His face is severely damaged. It's not, no,
it is severely damaged. There is there is a there
is a reasonable slash on your.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Nose, Daly, you know those paintings.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It is very selvid or Daly on your on your
right eye, below your right eye, you could have got
a Tyson Fury hook. Yep, above your right eye is
a small blemish that's slightly smaller than the slash on
your nose. But then is the PSTA resistance coup de
the absolute carnage in the center of your forehead? Yes, right, yeah,
(01:15):
it's ugly ass and looks painful.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I stop it. That's not actually it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Problem with the story in today's by Yeah exactly, Okay,
good question, Katie, No, just one moment. Is the story
now going to be a letdown? Given we've given it
the build up?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
On a Wednesday night, I like to neck a few
at Bugsies tavern. This was like two wednesdays last week. Yeah, yeah,
last Wednesday. So this is a week old bugs Yeah, yeah,
there is. And so I'm three jugs down and then I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
See I see nineteenth century German philosopher Frederic Nietzsche, the
intellectual father of Nazism, walking in, and I recognized him
by the mustache, and he's all, there's suber men or supermans.
I'm like, know, there isn't, bro, There's just there's just us,
and boom, we're at it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What really happened?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
An even footpath?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No way running?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You literally just concrete for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You literally just tripped over.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Can you not reduce it like that? I was running
like a gazelle.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, you weren't through the suburbs, and you were stumbling,
stumbling on a broad dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, dangerous, But here's the deal. Would know, Glyn would known,
would know, here's the deal. So ed maxim, We'll do
an internship. So the day before this, a twenty two
year old intern had fixed her withering disdain on me
and said, oh are you running? Aren't you a little
bit old to be running? So as I just seen it, Yeah, yeah,
(02:47):
but here's the deal. We had the we had the
graduation the night of my injury, and I told that story.
I said, so, I don't think Maddie's going to graduate
this year exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That literally is just a trip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, you didn't want to break your fall with your
arms or I did.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's the cumebration on the I'm looking at you at
your hands.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Your hands are untouched. You're as clean as a whistle.
You went straight head first into the footpath. Did you
have concussion?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Did you go did you go to the blue tint?
I did go to the doctor that day. And did
you say I've just fallen over? I said, yeah, I
fell when when you went to the doctor and you
said I've just fallen over. Did he say, Oh, yeah,
everyone's doing that at the moment, like allnurses and doctors do,
no matter what you've got.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't recall that part of the conversation exactly, but it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Gave me a lot of And it looks really really,
really really bad, like you look real. Oh, sure, is
it painful?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, it's not, it's not painful. It's it's actually I've
got I've got a variety of stories. The other one
is never never tell your wife there's too much salt
in the checken.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Because none of those are believable. The unfortunate thing is
the one that is true, is the most.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Believable as the most lame.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's now, Katie, you gave me the cash.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, I don't hope you've gone out and spent it,
and I hope that you bought coffees for everybody, or
as many as you could buy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Right, So here's the problem. Sam goes down.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Sam, give them the twenty and get them to pay
it forward. Just pay for the next person's coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, that's a good idea, except for the fact we've
stumbled upon a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh, they don't take cash.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So you gave me the twenty dollars with your little
love note this morning, which was absolutely lovely, and I
sent Sam down. Now, the problem with Sam is he
doesn't drink hot beverages at all. So not just no
tea or no coffee, just cold beverage. That's what he says.
He says, I don't drink cold, hot beverages. Tell him
to pick up an RTD. And that's what I said. Bye,
I said, help yourself, you know, fill your boots whatever. Anyway,
goes down, and so I'm trying to help out this
(04:49):
coffee cart. And he goes down and he hands over
my beautiful green twenty dollar note, and they go, we
don't take cash. So Katie, you were right. So Sam, not.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Have given the cash. Just give the cash to do what?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Give them give.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Them the dough? Yeah, okay, well let's give them he's
And the problem then was because Sam's not old enough
to have his own credit card, he had no other
means of paying for it. And at which point they said,
have it for free, and so the coffee.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Carts back exactly that it's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The coffee cart.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He's literally putting them out of business, my.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Whole shutting them down as they try struggle to survive.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The whole point of me helping them out was to
give them money.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It was like a Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They don't want money and they're giving me coffee away
and then they'll be bankrupt and I'll go.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That was me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You've got to take the twenty dollars down to the
Master show. Just give it to them.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, well what are they going to do with it?
I mean, how old were they were?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
They pay the liquidators kp G. I'll be happy.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They've probably never seen cash. They're probably sitting behind the counter,
they're just having graduated from primary school.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Game.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What's this thing? Why are you're handing me green money?
What's the smelly thing? It's probably covered in precisely the
long jump tim. Yes, you won't have caught up, but
I did one last week.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It just it occurred to me because our youngest was
at the school, you know. And yes, and they change that.
Are you aware of this code? They have changed the
long jump rules?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're not going to use a board. It strikes me
as incredibly intelligent and obvious, and yet people are upset
by it. So they're going to use electronics, so the board.
You no longer have to jump off the board, so
you aim for the board and if you put your
foot over the board, it's a fowl, right, Yeah, thirty
plus percent of jumps fowls. So they thought, well, the
board's stupid. So what we'll do is laser it and
you just take off whenever you want, and then we'll
(06:56):
laser the end of it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And there's you jump. I see, well, but where's but
where's the discipline of the board.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's what Carl Lewis is. Remember, Come on, you remember
Carl Lewis. Absolutely you shouldn't be saying this in the
state you're in, of course, because you and Carl Lewis
are incompletely, completely separately.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I think you'll find that Carl Lewis and I are
getting closer together as time goes.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Do you think did you get a resolution, Kadie to
the bulldress dilemma the bull dress slimmer.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No, we are still going through balldress dilemmas. We are
yet to purchase a bullses.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well, it's just a.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Couple online from overseas, but they arrive and they don't fit,
and so then you have to want to sell them.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The story is the story is what. There are no
ball dresses in this country anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You can't. You've got to join a Q to trial on.
There used to be a lot of rental places, but
it's all gone online now and I think COVID shutting
all down. You can't try anything on or share anything anymore.
So if you want to try anything on, you have
to join a waiting list and wait for them to
drop a time frame and then pay for a fifteen
or seventy minute spot, at which point you were allowed
(07:57):
to go and no make up, no self tan, no
nothing on your body where you can try on the
dresses in a short time frame. And but you've got
to make the slot, and we've slots, so we're probably
not be able to go that route. So we're probably
going to.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Have to buy one random thing you've ever heard in
your life? That is That is such a weird series,
A book of time to go do something, Katie Facebook Market,
get out the Banina.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You can't do it, daughter would kill me.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's never happening.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Someone says, grab one from Scottie's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Grab Oh yeah, I don't want to go to jail.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Hey, drive to survive this weekend, Timmy, you into it?
What don't do that? What do you mean drive to survive?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
He needs to learn to walk to survive.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was running wheel. That's the biggest roast of the
morning effect line of the morning. Hey, lovely to see
you guys. You have a good weekend, tim Thanks for
bringing the kids in again. They were Now look at
those kids there, kids, Tims are in. The kids are
in again, Caddie, Oh gosh, they're running around. They're running around.
(09:06):
And then Uncle Sammy, Uncle sam I think the thing
is the thermonuclear on the boards. Uncle Sammy is age,
why is not too different from the lads, and so
he's probably he's probably gone round. And I've never seen
them so still and so calm.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well one's hopping as a frog like a frog. Well,
once one's still in the seat, good luck with that.
Uncle Sammy's got parental he's got he's got inspirations and potential.
I think it's looking good anyway. Nice to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
For more from the Mic Asking Breakfast, listen live to
news talks that'd be from six am weekdays, or follow
the podcast on iHeartRadio.
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