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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm fulling true, no mistaken. This is that you pick
this in a you could blind blind taste this, blind
test this couldn't It feels like I'm falling in love.
It's one word all joined together in that way that
people do weird things these days. Feels like I'm falling
in love, all one word joined together. Produce by Max
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Mart's Coldplay. Of course, Moon Music is the album's not
out to locktow before. Wind it up a bit and
you can't get us some beats behind me and work
with me again, clud and night, betha Annie, come on, ah.
This is and this is the problem with modern journalism today.
Let me just quote unquote, but it may be cold
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Plays last. As in music, it may be cold Plays last.
After singer Chris Martin previously said the band would stop
making music in twenty twenty five, you're old. This could
be their last. I'm just telling about Moon Music arriving
at October four could be their last album. Next paragraph, Well,
I know I can tell you our last proper record
will come out in twenty twenty five. After that, I
think will only tour. So you've just told us the
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twenty twenty four albums the last album, followed by the
news that the last album will in fact from Chris
Martin B twenty twenty five. So which isn't Why doesn't
anybody proof re ead anything anymore? Anyway? Moon Music is
going to be pressed on a world first one hundred
and forty gram echo record LP. It's made entirely from
recycled plastic bottles, eighty five percent reduction in carbon emissions
compared to standard vinyl production. Their world tour, which you've
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followed them, you know they're on anico friendly world tour.
They plant trees all over the place. They've reduce their
emissions by a huge I mean, of course they're flying
in a private jet. Of course they are. But if
you plant enough trees you can offset your private jet,
asked Julian Assange. They're reducing their emissions by fifty nine percent.
They perform Feels Like I'm Falling in Love live for
the first time earlier this month in Buddha Pest, Let's
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how you say It? Buddha pished the band's Music of
the Spheres tours continuing right throughout this year. They will
be on the Pyramid Stage at Glee later on this month.
Headed Andy It's.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
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Speaker 1 (02:12):
How I run this program? Tim Wilson, Kate Hawksby will us.
Good morning to both of you.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There you go, how going?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm going? Good? Tim? How are you going?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What's wrong with a bit of energy? You can't be
the one that has schmucked heads? All the energy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Bround like you're leaning on a fence place. I am
I here ya.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Actually you know what. I'm standing by a rubbish bin
at our school Martariki celebration. So I'm just outside. Everyone's here.
I was gobbling fried bread and having a good time.
But I'm out here doing the hard yards with you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Lovely, it's not hard yards. It's a joy and a blessing. Timothy.
Always remember that, absolutely, no, absolutely, Here's the news I've
got for you this morning, Catherine. Yes, Joe mckinna. Did
you hear Joe mckinna earlier.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
On Yes, she's up on a swimming tour.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, good. So I'm thinking we got into still people
on the program and do interesting things lead interesting life.
So Joe goes on swimming tours. I've never heard of
such a thing, but God bless you for doing so.
Into Brady who's our British correspondent this morning. Guess what
he does? What he runs marathons?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Oh yeah, no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. So it goes on swimming to Kate Hawks interesting,
Oh yeah, oh no, it's challenging your body, it's living
the dream, it's pushing yourself to the limit. It's all
that sort of stuff. So Kate Hawk's new era, what
do you bring to the table?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Well, I put up with you and you abuse every
Friday morning on here. Yes, it's a marathon and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Absolutely, Kate Preacher, okay, and Tim you bring.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
What I bring? What of ten one hundred press ups
to day? What do you bring?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're still doing one hundred? Absolutely, I'm so proud of you.
That's the sense that you're doing that one hundred. I
know this balls everybody every time we talk about it.
But it's one hundred in one go remind me or
two fifty two two? You know that's absolutely. Now I
bow down to you my current regime by the way
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of fitness and took the talk to tell them, took
them through Kadie my regime at the moment, and what's
doing for my weight and my looks.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
What are you doing the bike your corner every day?
You left weight kicker, kip goer, Ah, you do squat.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, that's what I was leading to. Now now tell
tell me, tell me what the breakthrough news on thigh strengthens.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It's a good indicator of longevity.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Boom, there you go the thigh And why is it
a good indicator angevity?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Cap Well, because because back in the day when we
lived in the cave and we had to run fast
from animals, your five strengths was a good indicater with
your survise. But more recently it's about stability and you're
more likely to not have a good health outcome if
you end up for and breaking a hat in your
old age. So if you can stay stable and mobile
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and balanced and not fall over, and a lot of
that is due to your size strength, you keep your
side strong, then you're less likely to fall over an
injo yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There you go, Tim, so push, I'm right for heart
host fantastic your upper body strength and heart health. You
need to work on those thighs.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Honestly, if I think about my thigh strength, I'm done.
I'm done. You know what I might as well go
back on the dories.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It's over exactly fried bread. What is that? I don't
know what that is? Is that literally a slice of
white loaf tossed in butter?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I don't know because I'm out here doing the reporting
and it's inside.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
It's almost like a donut, but not sweet.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, I think it is. I saw one travel past.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You haven't lived. You're clearly knight. Have you've ever been
tom Eye?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do you put a slide? Can you do it with
the German rye?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I don't really dealt with German rye?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Chick, little chicky, little kumrasudo.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Probably not a beautiful wildweak.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Cumeras no shame, okay, pop quiz Cadie. How many people?
How many protesters were at Seinfeld last night?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh? Christ?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, I raised this earlier on the program. Clearly caught
you out there. So when I raised it earlier on
the program, how many protesters were in Christ your Siginfeld
last night?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I would have thought none, because there were barely any
in Auckland one.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh you go march now you thank them for paying
so much.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Money, So we had none inside the venue. In Auckland
they had really really type security and the protests were
just all outside completely how much just laving flags on events?
But we had not one inside? Did Christ that you
have someone actually pay it? Because it's like it's one cheap.
I don't know why you'd pay all that money to
just go in and yell and get thrown out because.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You're an attention seeking idiot or something like that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Because freedom of the freedom of expression is expensive. I
know they're in the wrong place.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
How you left now? If you left right now, rush
to the fried bread? Could you get back in a
couple of minutes?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
On the break, I'll try and do it, but but
I'll have to trample a bunch of kids. Are your
responsible for the health?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And say to do it? Go now? Fourteen past eight
News talks Me seventeen past eight.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
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Speaker 1 (07:19):
Mike. You have lessings of butter and golden syrup on
fried bread, Mike, Mike, how have you not had any
fried bread before? I don't know. I think Katie's George
Foreman things in the shop. I don't know what's happened there, Mike, Mike,
what's wrong with Katie. She doesn't seem as perky this morning,
Katie from the audience here, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Oh so funny? I just heard Tim Off here saying
it was like listening to an episode of the Castle.
You know what we call this results. My aunt goes, so,
what's this side bread? Is it white bread? That's fried bread?
You've got something?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I've got some actually I'm holding at my hand. Do
you want to hear the noise inside?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Please do?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm going to shut and bring you in live. Here
we go, just right in the middle of that. Can
you hear it?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'd say about two hundred cabs have me adults, maybe
fifty sixty adults and absolutely jampacked, you know, right, but
coming now, I've got I've got the fried bread.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm thinking that's that lost a little bit in translation.
That seemed like a fairly low level, low mood crowd there.
I don't know, some sort of sugar comba going on.
Put some in taste, some for us, don't see it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Review, hang on, Okay, crunchy on the outside, bretty on
the inside. It's basically white bread that's been dumped in
a deep prior.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, yeah, right, I.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Think I don't have I don't have the butter or
the maple syrup. Unfortunately, not quite what.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It could be. If McDonald's were to cut it up
into six pieces and put it in a box and
call it a mcbread would you buy it?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
How much is it?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's three ninety nine, but I can upgrade you with
a big milkshake.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
CAP's be good.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Check seats, the cheap seats that Seinfeld were fifty bucks?
What happened, Katie?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I don't know. I thought I was in the cheap seats.
They certainly weren't fifty bucks exactly. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I think you've been ripped off by the way. You know,
the money you trans to Sam last week, the big
bucks for the coffee.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Coffee money.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Very interesting, very interesting story. So here's what happened. Andy
says about seven past day, says, where's the coffee? Sam?
And that was such a good question to ask, because
where is the coffee? So the money's been transferred. Katie
worked this thing. So money's transferred, No coffee. So what
do you call that apart from a ponzi scheme?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, here's the thing. Sam is so mush that he
doesn't check his account because he didn't even know the
money was in there.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Little bit.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
So one of those people, like one of my sons,
which I'm constantly on about, you must check your accounts.
How can you live not knowing what's coming in or out?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Good question, Hey, quick question for you, Tim. How many
times this week did aforementioned said son say, quote unquote, mum,
stop being a helicopter unquotewright.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Phone number in his phone is just a helicopter emoji exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Here comes mama? Are you.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
There's a there's a bit of sass in this family
by the sound of it. Do you want to hear
some sass from the Wilsons?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Give me? Give it to me.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Okay, so we've got this. We go to mess. We
wear these shoes right and nice. Some mess shoes that uncomfortable.
They are hard to put on. Wolfy. Wolfy rocks up
wearing sandals on Sunday morning to our bedroom. We look
at him, He looks up at us. He says, Jesus
War sandals. Well, I think argue with that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
He's factually correct. Apart from anything. Hey, tomorrow, Tim, you're
going to watch you and relive your old days and
your old job and your old life. You're gonna watch
Biden v. Trump.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh, it's like going to the stock cars, isn't it
very much? Are you going to watch it? So I'm
picking Trump?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, I'm going to pick Trump as well. I'm watching
Snack and Starman. This morning's Sonic's killing him. So that's interesting.
And if you if you mix set in with the
f one and I'll tell you something, you'll appreciate this today, Tim,
I'm having at lunchtime, I'm having lunch with my daughter
and dinner. I'm having dinner with my wife. And you
could not ask for a more perfect day. How lovely
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is that?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
That's the best day in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Best day in the world. Fried bread or no fried bread? Hey, Katie,
do you want to have dinner tonight? I actually hadn't
arranged that part. Do you want to have dinner to night?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Of course I don't. I don't really want probably not great.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, No, we won't go for bread. Do you have
a lovely weekend? You too? Kate hawksby tem Wilson, eight
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
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