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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time to Welcome to the program. Tim Wilson, Kate Hawk's
be good morning, good morning, just regaling everyone, Ca, do
you remember when we got our checkbook nicked out of
the letterbox that day?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've forgotten about that. Those are the days.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Checkbooks, That's right, exactly. That well, that was the problem.
That was the funny side of the story, because of
course we looked like bluddites even back then, because this
was a number of years ago, we looked like luddyites
for still having checkbooks, because people would go, why do
you still have a checkbook? Now? I suddenly thought that's
probably not a bad question. So that really was the
end of the checkbox, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What did we do about that, the checkbook that got stolen.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well, we involved the police in the bank and a
lot of judicial procedures, and there was a person who
was convicted.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh oh, I've blacked that whole thing out because I
don't remember anything.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Are you like triggered at UPDSD ing? There is that
like something a traumatic that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is quite triggering, that is quite triggering.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Hey listen, can I tell you? Yep? Yep? So so
I ran a bit sort of dough at university. So
Mum and Dad cut you well. I said, I'm sure
to doe. And so they sent me a three hundred
dollars check which I tore up an emailed back, not
emailed mailed back, pardon me. I'm in a bad habit
(01:09):
and because I wanted to. I want to stand on
my own two feet. And then Dad hit me up
for the seven cent check duty. Seven cent check duty.
Come on, you're wasting money.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Put on him well, and you got by, obviously, and
it all worked out well in the end. By the way,
So Sammy, you alerted me this Katie last weekend and
I completely forgot about it, and she would have raised
it on the program earlier. So Sammy is out in
is it south Auckland?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Takaninny?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is South Auckland, Takaninny? And he's out in South Auckland
and Takaninny. He says it could be Flatbush.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's a long way away.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's a very much if you live in taken Andy,
it's local. But he doesn't. So anyway, he's he's gunning
up the Nissen, the R thirty five full speed manual,
and he's taking it with hot sourced and he's taking
it down south to Takaninny. And do you know what
he's buying?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That sounds like you need it? Sounds like you need
the methane vaccine.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
But carry on anyway, what's he what's it? What's he buying?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Caddie, He's buying a bespoke made just for him, very
hard to get and demand chocolate bar.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's correct?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Is this the du buy?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's the Duba probably spent.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I mean the chocolate bar was a fortune.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Are you going to reveal the cost of the chocolate bar?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Seventeen dollars a bar?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And do you know how many you bought? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I thought he only bought one.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, that's a sad story. First of all, he goes
down by his one, but because they don't have his
favorite flavor, he goes back. He goes back because he
wanted the ashio, which is his favorite flavor. So he
goes back for the pistacio and he buys. I didn't realize.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I didn't realize Savvy was Pakistani.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
But carry he's gone and bought thirty three blocks of
this Dubi chocolate, thirty three thirty three he has not
he hasn't. He brought five and then he goes because
he's going red in the face when we were ripping
him a new one in the in the in the
in the control room before because you've gone rid in
the face. He goes, three were for me and two
(03:13):
were gifts. And I thought, what a pile of crap.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Spent a lot of petrol on that. To have you
add up the whole sum total the tires, that's quite
an expensive chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, exactly, so for people who don't know what to
buy chocolates. Here's the other weird thing. The other weird
thing is it's sold out of a woman's house. There's
no shop apparently the Boom night Markets and the Botany
night Markets.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's gone viral. It's a big it's a it's an
iconic cult.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, no, no, that's the problem. It's not iconic and
it's not cult. It's on social media, exactly, and a
bunch of losers on social media hop in their importedness
and r thirty fives and gun their way to the
chocolate from Sharon, who cannot believe her luck in the
(04:09):
number of.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It'd be like somebody listening to a radio show and
hearing an idiot talk about kim.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Chief flakes, and.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think I think they are also sold out of
a woman's house, now that I think of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
thank you Glenn. Thank You're necessary corrective here.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Now the Kimchi sprinkles, that's a legit company. I don't
think that's coming out of a house. I mean, I
think it's a married couple who run it. But I
think it's a legit company.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So it's so it can't be a legit company if
it's run out of You might just want to kate
before you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, you just donated about half the small businesses in
our country.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Come on, are you anti? Are you anti business? Katie?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I resign from that commune immediately. Don't get on for
goodness sake.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Guys, can you can you stop? Can you stop man
splaining to Katie. I'm going to back up, Katie. It's
not fair.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I need to take a break. Hey, we need to
very quickly get onto Luke Combs because he's coming and tickets.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, and I need to get on. I need to
get on a problem that you've got that I want
to unpack. So yees, so it's coming out problem.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
How I'm just writing down the stuff we need to
cover in the second half problem to unpack and Luke
Comb's tickets, Katie OEMG A lot of this, OMG. I
run my business from home, Kate, it's very legit. There's
a lot of you can't. You can't bag the smeeze,
you can't smee bag.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm not I'm not banging them. I'm not knowing, Tim,
I've been misconstrained, Tim.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Problem is what?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yep? Well, some people have drinking problems, but I wonder
if you have a vacuum cleaning problem, can I can
I just ask you do you want a vacuum A
lot earlier than most people would think reasonable? I think
we know the answer to that, don't we?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Do I vacuum most earlier than most people would deem reasonable?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Is that like in the day? In the day, will
I vacuum it? About?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Were do? Whin I for? Four am? Yep? I think
I think the answer up? We're into it four am yep?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, Okay, do you find yourself passing vacuum cleaner shops
that aren't on the way home?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No? Why? I just want to because I just I
just think it's alcohol.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, Yeah, So look I just want how much saliva
have you got in your mouth at the moment?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What is this about?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm going to play something, yes, and I need I
need Glenn to just to just to watch you and
you need to assess in terms internally. So just have
a listen to this. Okay, now I'm going to turn
it up. Just see how much saliva?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And the god, what is this?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There? More? Is there? More saliva? You see? I think
I just wonder a vacuum The sound of a vacuum
cleaner gets you drawling.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh yeah, well of course it does. Yeah, why wouldn't it,
especially ad.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You got to go It's actually it's not a Dyson.
But anyway, that's not the story is I think you've
got to go to a group.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's a melee. Oh, nothing wrong with the finding me
Oh it's amazing. How are you finding the melee?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's great, it's great for vacuuming the home office.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, there's nothing wrong with the melee. It's a bad
where where.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Your theorious flawed him is that? But he starts everything
the most people.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
He's drinking espresso at three am because because of his
hours and the nature of everything he does.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
People so it's it's okay. As his as his beloved,
you would say that the vacuuming is sort of in order, generally,
does not, does not an obsessed quality to it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
NONO. Well with cleanliness. For you, Tim, cleanliness is next
to godliness. I rest my case. Do we briefly, Katie
want to mention our younger stories. That's still all on
the on the Q tap.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We can't talk about her really at all.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Even last night.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh yeah, they had she she she she, she won
a couple of trophies.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Performing.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Don't say like that.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It was very there's a lot of amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
What I'm always impressed with when I go to school
events is how much talent there is. You know, there
are young people out there doing incredible things, and they're
talented and they're into it and they're so clever, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Just proud of all of them.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Actually, it's a really it's always you always hear all
the negative stuff about youth, and we don't often hear
how many of them are actually doing really well.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Most of them are, aren't they, And that's that's that's
a very good reminder. But I think, but I think
for our youngs who came home with two trophies. I mean,
certificate's one thing, but trophies are different and fantastic. And
a Shakespeare prize. I think all schools have a shakespea
your price, don't Shakespeare prize everyone who?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I think the Shakespeare thing is like everyone who participates
in the special Shakespeare thing gets the Shakespeare price. Yeah,
but the trophies have her name on them, which was
she was very excited about.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
A quick question, yes, quick question. Yes, we are actually
quite d you quite.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Are going to Are we going to be Are we
going to be jumping in a fast car deciding that
beer never broke our hearts and get ourselves some beautiful.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Crazy Yeah, yeah we will. How much is see here's
the thing. This is the boss, Jason, who's from music radio,
and here's I'm going to put this out here. He
he doesn't think Luke com is going to sell out
to Eden Parks.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I worried about that too, Jason.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I thought, all to Eden Parks, I'd go one, but
he's been very bullish going.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
To That's what I said. I said this, You do
not announce two concerts if you don't know yourself out
to you announced one, then you go. Well, who would
have thought? Thanks, Thanks New Zealand, we'll have a second one.
But they've gone too. They've gone to with the prospect
of three, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Hmm, Well, we'll be there, won't.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We We'll be there. Of course we'll be there. It's
fant tests. Who doesn't want to be outdoors on a
January night with a lot of drunk people at a
country music concert. Goodness, won't you be well?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You can, you can, you can take you can take
your dison and clean up afterwards.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Can you wind that up for me one more time? Glynn?
What you're beck?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Hang on, wait a minute, that was my That was
I go?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
How about that? To run the commentary? To run the
commentary with it? By the way, look up Katie for
you Zach Bryan this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes, oh, has he got a new song?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, he's having to apologize because he was drunk and
he was texting. And who who did he go after? No,
not small, not SMS, not smeeze. Who did he go after?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
My goodness, Taylor and Travis. Oh so just just look,
just look better discussing.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Good tea will want you to have Pop culture teas every.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm trying to revive our relationship and I'll find you more,
more and more down that particular track. So I'm trying
to be trying to be hip to the moment.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
And I like what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Just keep at it. Just it's all about the energy
you brings, all about the romance. That's exactly what it is. Tim,
nice to see you guys. You have a good weekend
and we'll see an expided morning, Tim and Katie.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
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