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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got two things to cover off with you guys.
Mm hmm, yeah, what's the better deal? Was that a
dramatic pause, just trying to remember which one to go first? Right,
Ruby Hansen? Ruby Hansen went to the Coldplay concert? Right?
Ruby Hansen went to the Coldplay concert. One of the
songs what happens is I couldn't get to the bottom
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of the story, and whether it happens every concert or
this was one off. Chris Martin throws his guitar in
the air at the end of a song. This is
an acoustic guitar. Throws his guitar in the air. It
hits the edge of the stage and breaks and falls
down in front of Ruby's feet. She grabs the guitar
and thinks, oh my god, I've got Chris Martin's guitar.
(00:43):
Guard comes up to her and goes, look, could we
possibly have that back to repair the guitar? Would that
be okay? She then sits there and goes, oh, shall
shall I shut? And she does. She hands back the guitar,
and they is so impressed by her her kindness or generosity,
that they then give it the guitar. So she's now
(01:05):
got Chris Martin's guitar forever. That's cool, right.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think that that whole thing was probably a setup.
They didn't really want their back today.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I wouldn't have thought, why would you want to break
in guitar? You, Chris Martin, You just buy another guitar.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I would have thought so, But let's not ruin the
story at this particular point in time. Is that Is
that a better experience, I e. You've got Chris Martin's
guitar forever or Matt Heath's experience where he's got nothing
but but he had a little cuddle with Chris Martin backstage.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'd rather have the guitar. I would rather have a
smash guitar. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I mean depends if the smash guitar is going to
be worth something.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You've got it on trade. Unlie how much you're going
to be worth?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I know you get for you get three K, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I reckon you probably get more if you hyped it
and you get more. Think you probably give.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
My question around the Matt Heath thing though, is he
says he wasn't allowed photos and stuff, right, so we're
literally just taking his word for it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, it depends if you want to pay this is
this is the and these are the guys that messed
up your studio.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
He's really going to trust them their pigs.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
This is the guy who.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Had who had a noise control officer call into their
show to talk about the time he was called out
to math heat the guy who admitted on air yesterday
that he stole somebody else's coffees at the coffee shop
across the road. This is the kind of person we're dealing.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
See. I don't listen to the I don't listen to
the show.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's good Intel, Glenn, that's real good into But I
think I'd probably take that which brings me and I
wasn't going to raise this, but it does bring me.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
To take the hug I take.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I believe that to be the case. That's what I
would have gone to as well. I would have gone
with the personal experience. But here's for my birthday cake.
Just this is This is just a top tip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not another thing to edd to the list.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Just discovered it yesterday. Just discovered it yesterday. You remember
how I took school serp music and I was quite
good on the guitar.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I think you failed.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I did. But that wasn't the point I was.
I was, I was. There wasn't the vibe of the failure, No, exactly.
I was keen on the guitar having a good time.
You a good time, and I can still hit you
with a G, A D, an, A, A C and
an E all day.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This was when the guitar, This was when the guitar
was taller than you. Right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you know what? Do you know what you can
get your hands on now? Bona fardie A Trump guitar.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
A Trump guitar, Agerica glat.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Again as signed by Donald Trump guitar.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But what's he got to do with guitar?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
H the point, he's got nothing to do with high
tops and after shape either. But you can get those.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Watchers there are Trump watch election victory victory watching.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How cool would it be to have in the entrance
way on a stand because it would need to come
with a stand, A make America Great Again Donald Trump,
signed by Donald Trump guitar.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I know that you're joking, so I'm not even gonna
as remotely, certainly not.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I would wear it and play it with my make
America Great Again Trump hat that Jack table.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wear it I found that the other day. I think
I hit it at some point because I thought that,
you know, we might get strung up. But I actually
found the other day.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Actually, wait, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Jack Tamee
brought me one of those caps as well.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Are you sure that these are real caps?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, I actually think it's a fake.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
When Jack Tamee brought us on as well, and I
looked at it and I thought, this isn't actually a
mega hat.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This looks like a side of the road.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Interesting. I think they were giving him away last time.
He was an All Birds. I think you buy a
set of All Birds and you get a couple of
fake Make America Great hats again. Hey, Mike, I want
to hear you play the guitar, bringing guitar into the studio.
Give us all the tune you see. Requests are coming
in already, Mike. I have an original made in America
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or Make America Great Again cap purchased at the last
New York Trump rally before the election. But if you
look at the tag inside the hat says made in China.
Isn't that fine? Are now second part of the program,
and this is a big scrap unfolding as we speak
on Facebook, and this is a pop quiz. I'll start
with you, Tim, because I don't know whether you indulge
(05:20):
in this stuff, but I know we don't, So Tim,
how much do you expect to pay for a scoop
of chips at the fish and chip shop?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Scoop of chips? What is it? Four fifty cadie?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Ummm gosh, I honestly would not have a clue.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, No, five to six tops.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, you said four fifty ten, it's not four to fifty.
Change the number and picking new numbers. Four fifty. As
it turns out, this particular case is in fact one
hundred percent correct. But the argument is for the four
to fifty, you get thirty four chips? Is thirty four
chips a scoop at thirteen cents a chip?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
How big of the chips?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Thirteen cents of chip is too much? It's way too much.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So you want more chips?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I want more chips.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Fish and chip chips are the same size. Universally, they're
fish and chip chips, unless.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You they're not. There's there's different there's different lenks.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You get your big chips, your middle chips, and your
little You know the crunchy well.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The crunchy bits there. It's a scoop mate and they
come out with the crunchy bits and the big bits
and the whole thing. So it's a scoop of chips.
It's like one scoop forth of different Hey, I'm just
digging into the data. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking.
It still seems to me to be reasonable money. Although
quote unquote from this particular person in mung A fight,
I thought it was shocking.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Well, they would know because they are obviously a regular
and would not be a consumer of scoops of hot chips.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Scoop of chips, whereas you don't really have a leg
to stand on.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I've got no leg to stand on hot chips. But
Sammy and I were talking about this earlier on this morning.
Sammy claims to be health driven, and yet this is
a guy who not only eats fish and chips, he
does his chips. Be about it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, but that's balance and.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Out Hang on, hell are you saying he puts better
on the chips?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Be better on the chips, be better on the chip,
be a better on the chip.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh my, this guy's this guy's he should be on
Stantons exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's the whole thing is outrage is ridiculous, and I
haven't got it in front of me, but they did
the price of a piece of fish and chips was
what do we say? Was it was eight bucks? Or
nine eight dollars? Eight dollars? Is the average price of
a piece of fish and chips eight dollars? I would argue,
is bordering on a bargain, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
No, that's brilliant. That's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Depends on that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, it's not snappy, Katie, and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Not you shouldn't be having it. I mean, it would
just be some old bit of shark or something like.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That, a bit of it'll be a bit of But
what was it? I was going to say it'shicck away,
but it's not that. That's not a fish.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
That's hard.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Piecy. And now it's not black fried? Do you realize?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
When is Black Friday?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Tim? It's is it next week?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's one that that is one hundred percent correct, two
hundred You're a two hundred percent. Everything you've said this
morning on the show, Tim is completely accurate. It's not bad. Congratulations.
Have you started Christmas shopping?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Maybe? I think my wife has wife.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Is your tree up?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, because trees go up at advent? Well, when's advent?
That's next Sunday?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is that Cyber Monday is Advent? The day after Cyber
Monday or before travel Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, no events the initiation of Christmas from according to
the calendar of the Blessed Mother Church.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, because I was watching Brett Bear earlier this weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Your trees up, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well the cheap one is. The cheap and nasty one is.
But it has the advantage.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's got a lot of glittering lights.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's got the advantage is it's a one stop.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Does it smell of plastic?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's so much plastic.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I am concerned it will blow up at some point though,
because I do run the lights virtually twenty four how.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Many years when we had that, Kadie, and we had
that three or four years?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now longer than that and the lights probably did.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We pay more than four dollars for it?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, we paid a lot more than four dollars for it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
How much do we pay for that?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
More than a scoopa chips?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, so more than four dollars. Because I'm thinking being
for buck. Say what you want about plastic in China that,
in terms of being for buck, is getting cheaper every
year and probably extremely good value for money.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I might try to select Friday sales just to really
rip your nighty.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Okay, well what you should do?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, wait until after Christmas, so go to the Boxing
day sale when they absolutely that's when we got our tree.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Christmas that was made in China.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, I don't laugh, Kadie. Don't like that. That sounds
like an elitist, condescending laugh when he's handing up proper
sensible advice. The best Christmas tree on box, best day,
best day to buy Christmas crackers is December twenty six.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, absolutely, you're onto it.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man, No worries at all. Nice to see you guys.
You have a good week and we'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I don't know that we aided anything to work. There's
a segment. I don't think we aided anything. So I
just apologize to the audience.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'll apologize to it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, Well, I felt it was no different from every
other single week, so.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So really we need more of an apology.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, we either need a bigger apology or we're hitting
our KPIs and doing exactly what we're supposed to be doing.
That's if we have KPI.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
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