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Yeah?

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I canna see a lot of cocks on TV.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Allen Cox from me, Alan too.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
I don't know what's about you?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
By can of sad?

Speaker 7 (00:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (00:26):
So it don't be a pretty So let's get coffee
ticket and you'll get eight with a hasty group.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay, what really?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Three tickets?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Take it on? Dam put you one time ticket?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
What Allen Cox?

Speaker 9 (00:43):
Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

Speaker 10 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
double U m m as.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Oh hey, what's going on? I didn't see you there?
Oh high, good afternoon. Welcome. My name's Alan Cox. Thanks
for being here. Appreciate it. Oh my forehead's itchy all
of a sudden. Maybe it's ghosts. Hey, Rob Anthony's right
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Jenny cooking all weekend? I did?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh yeah, especially yesterday?

Speaker 11 (01:26):
Man, forget how long it takes to make lasagna the
right way?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Now, what differentiates the right way from the wrong way.
I've never made a lasagna.

Speaker 11 (01:34):
You gotta make sauces, and then you have to there's
a whole bunch of steps.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Are you not making your pasta from scratch?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are you?

Speaker 11 (01:41):
I didn't do that, which is the one cheat I
took in the entire thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Everything else I did. But you could be forgiven that.

Speaker 9 (01:47):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
That's like very labor intensive, and there's very good pasta
already made. I think, especially with like a lasagna, right,
there's so many things that go into it.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You're not going to it for the pasta first.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Now, as I understand a lasagna, I've I've never made
one myself, but I think that i've seen them made.
You have to you put the pasta, A row of
pasta on the bottom of the pan.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, then the peanut butter. More pasta.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
There's sauce in the middle, and some caramel, row of raisins.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, oh yeah, I forget about the raisins.

Speaker 9 (02:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I opt for no caramel because I don't want it
to be too sweet. Okay, Then.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
The sasage, huh. Then another row of pasta.

Speaker 12 (02:30):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
What I'll do is I will melt down a sheet
of gummy worms.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh smart yep, that's why you skip the caramel.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I see, yeah, right second after saying I didn't want
it to be too sweet. Rob Uh, that's what I
get with my impromptu lasagna. And then I put it
in the oven. And this part's a little controversial. I
put it in the oven at five twenty five for
two hours.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wow, So you like it dry? It's like a lasagna jerky?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Sure? Yeah, listen, I'm not a cook I don't know
my way around a kitchen the way you do. I
have a couple of signature dishes that I'll make. That's
just not one of them.

Speaker 11 (03:17):
Do you do you put the ballpark mustard on top?
Or do you dip it after you turn it a jerky?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Rob?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Now you're just sounding ridiculous. All right, Okay, now you
sound like you don't know what you're doing. All that
good culinary will that you built up. I'm not going
to besmirch my raisin, peanut butter and gummy worm lasagna
with ballpark mustard. Have some kouth geez. But your daughter

(03:46):
was home and you made the lasagna for her.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
She ended up so that one was for the other one.
She ended up.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Making individual meals for everybody, pretty much like you're working
on a convalescent home.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, I was around this weekend.

Speaker 11 (03:57):
I didn't have all my work I could do from home,
have to go anywhere or do anything, so I was
just I was home. So I had the clam chowder,
which Caitlyn ended up wanting some of that, so we
had that and then yeah, then I made a lasagna
yesterday and she's pissed off that she wasn't.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Here for it, so I got to bring her some.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
I mean, I don't know what to tell you, you know,
just like don't understand, bummed out. But still it's like, hey,
these are life changes. You go off to college. Yeah,
but I'm going this weekend anyway. Oh, because it's.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
One of the basketball game, or most he's one of
the football games.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
So I froze a big piece for her, and I'll
bring it with me on on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Uh huh, Well, don't let me forget to give you
a big hunk of mine to take tour too, and
then she can do a side by side challenge.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
I think she'll like yours better based on what she described.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Well, she is in college, probably smokes a lot of weed,
so she's gonna be really, really gonna have. Speaking of which,
our buddy Ethan was like, I have Friday's show on.
It's Starbucks this morning, and it's uncommon warm here in Rochester,
New York. So I've got the top down right because
he's got a whip. He's got like a convertible beamers
or something, right, something like that. Yeah, he goes, And

(05:09):
I mentioned this because when I'm at the window, tops down,
windows open, and I'm waiting for my drink at the
Starbucks drive through, and I'm listening to the Bevy of
Queves segment with you saying excuse me in the middle
of the thing. You know, we're just having a little
fun with miss jone Jet. And he said, I think
that the lady coming back into the window assumed that
I was saying excuse me, and so of course she

(05:31):
returns to the window with this look of disgust on
her face. And I don't know if that's kind of
where the email ended from, Ethan, But you know, I'm
always wanting more from these stories. I always want to
know if you know it ended in a meet cute,
you know the trouble, you know, Ethan. There's nothing he
loves better, as I understand, than just getting his face

(05:51):
between a couple of giant Lady cakes. And you know
when you pull up to that drive through, it's kind
of like, yay, hi, right, you're not going to see anything.
He's not going to see the good stuff. But yeah,
what an experience. Hey, By the way, how did we
end up not falling prey to this internet outage?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's a great well when you say we.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
As far as I understand, everybody was blowing me up
this way, Hey, is your internet?

Speaker 13 (06:15):
Is?

Speaker 9 (06:16):
I go?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I haven't had any problems at all. I had heard
a story somebody was talking about this morning on air
somewhere about Amazon Web Services had this massive outage and
so like Disney Plus was down, and Hulu and people
using the McDonald's app and read it in the New
York Times, and like Ring cameras were down and United
Airlines had problems and if you had T Mobile, which

(06:39):
I do, but again I have T Mobile, I didn't
have any problems with it. So either I was really
threading the needle. People couldn't use Venmo and it was
you know.

Speaker 11 (06:48):
Well they got a whole bunch of stuff online overnight
like it went off. I think it was like just
after midnight, was that what it was? And then it
was down for a long time. So when you say,
how did we skirt it, I think, like this radio
station proper did well. Uh, but I know all those
other ones that try to live on the cloud, big problems.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh they were all off the air, I see, like
sound Plus and those kind Oh yeah, all those stations
were off the air.

Speaker 11 (07:10):
I was getting text Oh they shut my phone off
last night.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh one more way, boy, that we are kind of
a unicorn in here, because believe it or not, they're
a huge portion of this uh you know company's portfolio
where they don't have a lot of live programming yep,
And so that's really gonna jam you up.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
We're live all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (07:28):
So okay, I see, well it felt good because I
was I was laying in bed at like three o'clock
in the morning and I'm hearing like my phone going off.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
So I woke up and I looked and I'm like, oh,
I couldn't care less about any of this.

Speaker 11 (07:39):
Yeah, and I'm looking for our call letters and I'm
like nope, nope, nope, nope, no, not in there.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
No, okay, silent, Yeah, hey, this is all hands on tech.
My hands no, yeah, no, not my hands. Remember that
time you asked me not to do that anymore. Yeah,
I don't do that now. Nope, not my hands. My
hands are right where they need to be. We'll be
just back under my pilla. Well, you know, because Amazon doesn't.
You know, Amazon makes a ton of money off of

(08:05):
Amazon Web Services. It's like their main profit source. Right,
it's not their biggest percentage of money. The majority of
their money percentage wise, comes from their e commerce stuff, right,
people selling their dumb crap. But the major portion of
their total revenue is Amazon Web Service. It's way more
profitable than anything else they're doing over at Amazon.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
So that's a big deal. When echoes out, you know.

Speaker 11 (08:31):
Well, and it's it's scary too, because I had an
appointment this morning and they're like, you know, we're not
a like a life saving clinic type of thing. And
she goes, but we were completely offline. She's like, what's
gonna happen When this happens for real and it's not
just a couple hours. I'm like, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, this is what I'm saying, And it's one thing if,
like you know, you can't get Disney Plus to boot up.
It's another thing if you're flying United Airlines and you
can't get where you gotta go.

Speaker 11 (08:54):
Right, Yeah, yeah, make a lot of money for them.
They're like, oh, there's redundancies. Well sure, but what happens
when it all fails like it did today?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Granted they got it back online quick, yeah, but it's
it's bound to happen. Well, there's a lot of eggs
in that basket.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
I mean, Jeff Bezos, he got rich from e commerce,
but he's staying rich from Amazon Web Services.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
So that's a you know, well, I should.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Say he's staying rich by exploiting his workforce. But you know,
that's however, anybody becomes a billionaire, but AWS is really
where the bulk of that money is.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
But I was just like, are we in a bubble
in here?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Because I hadn't had any issues Normally in this place,
somebody farts sideways and we have internet problems. But oh yeah,
this morning it was no problem at all. Yeah, I
didn't have any any issues, thankfully, knock on wood for.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Micah or whatever. This No, that's why I hit myself
in the head.

Speaker 14 (09:39):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundreds.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
So you trying to make up uncomfortable, it's weird, it's
not right.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Not cool.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
And there's plenty more where that came from. Back to
the Allen Gog Show on one.

Speaker 14 (09:57):
Hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Everybody's going Allen, who won that first pair of rush tickets?
We got qualifiers last week? Who won that first pair
of rush tickets?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, Paul didn't win that.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I thought you meant who won the tickets today for
the hall?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's my bad. I misunderstood you.

Speaker 15 (10:20):
My friend, Well, I was gonna tell I.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Was gonna say, wouldn't you like to know? And then
they were like, yeah, we would like to know.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, let me let me grab That's my fault, dude,
I understand. I'm glad I didn't announce his name. Me too.
He would have gotten a full on rod.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
Oh Andy would have found a way to make sure
he got those tickets.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
That's right. You know what I always say, I'm a
victim of my own success. I tell people if it
didn't happen on a radio, it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Let me.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'm gonna let me see if I can find out here,
because I don't think we announced.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm gonna, I'm asking, And you know how.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Much I like drawing attention to myself, at least for
four hours a day. The twenty that ain't for me.
But because last week and we're doing it again this week,
Rover tells you at seven thirty, Hey, Stansbury's gonna play
a Rush song for you. Here's the time, and then

(11:16):
somebody gets tickets for the Rock Hall, and then they're
qualified for the Rush tickets. Rush of course doing those
two shows here in Cleveland next fall, and September seventeenth
is the first of two nights they're at the Rocket Arena,
and so.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
We're doing exactly what we did last week.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
So tomorrow morning Rover will tell you what song Stansbury's
gonna play, and when he's gonna play it. The only
hint I will give you is it tomorrow. That song
will be early in Dan's show. So you win tickets
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, of which
Rush are proud members, and then you qualify for the
pair of tickets. So we had five qualifiers last week,

(11:54):
culminating in a winner today.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
How long is this?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Timfany Oh I'm vamping over here. Man, you got three
minutes on this, two and a half on this. I said,
there's nothing sitting here, Well, there's nothing in there, all right?
Well then I thought that we had uh, we had
access to Ah.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm looking at that program and I don't see.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Okay, the Well maybe we haven't informed them yet, Yeah,
I don't. That's I think that week. I'm pretty sure
that we have all right. Well, anyway, as soon as
I know, I'll let you know. I'm misunderstood. That's my bad.
Rest assured. Someone will be going to rush from last week,
and somebody will be going to rush from our qualifiers

(12:38):
this week. So congratulations in advance to whomever that person is.
And all this week around seven thirty or over, i'll
tell you Sansbury's rush song of the day that happened
again tomorrow.

Speaker 16 (12:52):
Hey, and this is Jimbo from Alan mccordo. I got
sent home from work stick today. I ate five eggs
with cilantro salsa for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
You see what he's doing to me. He's trolling me.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Rob. I don't get it because I said that I
eat five eggs with salsa and cilantro.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, we should let them.

Speaker 16 (13:11):
Finif okay, making nauseous, I got to work. I roused
all over the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
They sent me home.

Speaker 16 (13:20):
So I feel better though, except I feel like I'm
in this weird catch twenty two where I have to
work harder to earn more money to buy more eggs
so I can have a big breakfast.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
If I can work harder, make me sick?

Speaker 13 (13:40):
What am I gonna do now?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Thanks Aaron, mate the show.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Listen, Jimbo, he's one of our beera cheese out there
in Alama Gordon, New Mexico. You can't go from zero
to sixty. Bro, You don't start with five eggs. You
work your way up. I'm a professional. It's a lot
of eggs whatever, a lot of cilantro, it's a lot
of protein. We were just talking about protein before the show. Yeah,
I've been watching that John Wayne Gacy dramatization over there

(14:06):
on Peacock speaking of protein.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
And listen, that guy liked to f okay, which one
is that?

Speaker 17 (14:13):
Is?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
That?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's not monster is it?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
That's the ed Geen one.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
And I think I bailed from that because that goddamn
voice they got Charliehunt and doing the whole way through
I can't hear hello. I'm like, oh, I don't know
about this. And by the way, like, how many more
dramatizations can there be of John Wayne Gacy between the documentaries.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
And again, the way they do it, it's interesting.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
You know, I'm watching it because it's available to watch.
The guy who plays John Wayne Gacy is from right
here in Rocky River, Ohio. He's an actor named Michael
Michael Chernin. He's on severance. He went to Juilliard, but
he's from Rocky River. Is very good and everybody and
it's doing the Chicago accent.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
So that's fun too.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Oh really, Oh yeah, But I just remember when I
was a kid, Gaysey.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I mean I was little when Gayzy happened.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I probably in the second or third grade when that happened,
but it was on all the time on the local news.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's all there was was Gacy.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
And so The Devil in Disguise is the latest dramatization
of that whole thing. Over there on Peacock. It's like
kind of eight episodes, you know. But I think I
got a bail off that ed Gan thing. I was starting.
I was ready to start watching it, and then someone
text and said be prepared for like a really weird,
gross kind of shock type thing in the first episode,
and I was like, oh, is it that kind of
like it's gore and stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
He's like no.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
They show Aunt Jackie from Roseanne's Bush and I was like, oh, well,
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I was laurn metcalf Is.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Now the casting is real good.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
There's this pop singer named Addison Ray who is plays
a small part in it, and you know, she's good.
There's not much for her to do but scream and
her bra But but they jump around a lot, which
takes them getting used to because ed Gean was the
inspiration for Norman Bates right for Psycho, which a lot
of this stuff is very widely known. But they really

(16:01):
they time jump a lot between like you know, Alfred
Hitchcock making Psycho and blah blah blah. But I don't
know if I'm gonna stick with it. I said, freaking
voice that bad. It's worse than him making lampshains out
of people's faces. So I am clicking up, punching up
the Google machine yesterday afternoon, and I won't lie to you.

(16:24):
I'm doing some projects around the house and I boot
up the Google machine to see by how much did
the Cleveland Browns lose. That's that's where my brain goes
into it. I know they were playing the Dolphins, the
two one in five teams, and I know the Browns
are favored, but that's always kind of an air quotes,
you know, that's just a that's just a that's a

(16:45):
data driven thing, right.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, he's got our old boss here, Jason Carr, who was, uh,
you replace Jason Carr here at WMS, the program director.

Speaker 18 (16:56):
Right.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
He was the guy that we had kind of during
COVID and it was a very wopply But he's from Florida.
So when he left here, he went back home to
Florida and he runs some radio stations for us down there.
But he's a lifelong Dolphins fan and so he came
up to see the game and I was like, WHOA,
that must have been tough for you, bro. Oh yes,
I'm sure whatever little bit of sunshine. And it's not

(17:17):
like Browns fans really have a leg to stand on,
but they know this, so any little bit of sunshine
they've got to trash talk the other team. In a
situation like that, Boy, it doesn't happen often. So it's
anybody out there saying fins up. That was not gonna
be a fun time for them yesterday.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's another reason I hate that team.

Speaker 11 (17:35):
Finns such a passion Oh yes, start using is if
Jimmy Buffett is your rally cry, real manly team you
got there, Miami.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, but he is so closely related to that part
of the country.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I know, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Wow, so your your blue hot hatred of Jimmy Buffett
extends to anything within his orbit anything.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Wow, it's and it's all just dumb.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
But yeah, I loved coming and seeing cars sitting there.
I'm like, we came here.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, I didn't put two and two together. He stuck
his hand. I was like, hey, what's up, bro, I
didn't even put two and two together.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (18:12):
They I mean, look, the Browns look great. The Dolphins
are a very very bad football team. Tua looked like
he had never seen a football in his life. Three picks,
you know, and everybody's.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Like, well, you know the Browns Dylan Gabriel only threw
the ball eighteen times. I'm like, yeah, well right, because
they were they had a rushing game. There was no
reason in the world to keep airing out the ball, right,
Judkins was crushing it in the rush and the defense
scored three times. Yeah, you're winning a game like that.
Let him keep it, let them keep it on the ground. Well,

(18:45):
because initially they were like, oh, this is going to
be a weather game, It's going to be a rioting
on window or whatever. I'm like, well, well it wasn't
the beginning. Yeah, it wasn't the beginning. Yeah, but i
mean again, you can't pin your hopes on that. Now,
this Mike McDaniel, everybody's looking at him. You know, we
could go over. He's looking at Kevin Stepan. Big picture.
They probably still are. One game does not a championship
team make. However, this Mike McDaniel guy had heard the name,

(19:07):
but I'd never seen him, and he looks like a
guy who works in their IT department. He is the
most unlikely I don't know where he came from. He
is the most unlikely looking pro football coach I've ever
seen in my life. And people are a little nervous
because you know, what's the guy gonna say at his
you know, postgame presser. They were like, uh, oh, he

(19:29):
was kind, he was kind of all over the place.
But you know he always is, Yeah, what do you
what are you gonna do? The hill of a drug?
Where did this guy come from? Oh, he was a
Rai's been around. I mean he's he's uh, I think
this is his first full time NFL coaching. I was
gonna say, that's the assistant with.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Let me take a look.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
I can't remember, but I mean he's he's a better
coach than what you're seeing right now.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Not sure, but that team blows.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
There's a lot of guys that will have an important
work week because we're not. I mean, if you are
negatively affecting the football team routinely, I don't have a
choice but to you know, assess a different player and.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I have to coach.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
A lot better as well, So we need we're gonna
find out who and what we're made of.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
There's a lot of Okay, well, there you go.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I mean, he looks like Fred Armison doing a sketch
in Portlandia.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's that's what this dude looks like.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
Yeah, I mean, and when you see him, you know,
early in the season, he's wearing you know, the pants
that stop mid mid calf. No, you know, no socks,
he's that dude. Yeah, I mean he coached, he coached.
Let's see who's with the Commanders. He was with the Browns. Okay,
he's been here. Yeah, wide receivers coach in twenty fourteen.

(20:57):
Then he was with the Falcons the forty nine ers
in his first overall.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Head coaching job was Miami. So he's kind of a
journeyman then. I mean he's been around for sure. I
mean they got him cheap to coach the Dolphins and yeah,
I mean, listen, he's he when things were good, right
before Tua's brain was turned to mush with all the
concussions he's had, and they had Kareem Hunt and they
had oh god, who's the dude that just got hurt

(21:21):
really bad broke his leg just a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Always had issues wide receiver? Oh good god. I don't
know's it was on my fantasy team. I can't think
of his name off the top of my head. But
in Miami when he was at his peak, you know,
those dudes were winning games by twenty every week because
they were just it was they were a good football
team ish right for Miami. This dude is I mean, look,
he's got a lot of bad against him right now,

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a lot of that that's not a good football team.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Somebody said that they think he was an assistant in
New England for a minute, let's see, but he's made
his way around.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't see that.

Speaker 11 (21:59):
But it says that he was an intern with the
Broncos then the Texans as an assistant.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Tyreek Hill. Is that the guy?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Tyreek Hill?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Yes, that was the name that came to my mind,
but I wasn't gonna say because I'm like, I want to.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Say, yeah, Tyreek Hill was the and he just got
hurt really bad, like you know, the season ending type break.
But he you know, when those dudes were able to
connect and Tua was who Tua was like at his peak,
they were they were a much better football team. They
were you know, they've got an incredible rushing game, you know.
But it's it's just not it's this is not the

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year man. This guy's in trouble for sure, But it's
I don't see anywhere that he was with the with
with the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I just see the Browns, Falcons forty nine ers.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Then you know what they say down there in Miami,
Rob Tua wrongs don't make a right.

Speaker 11 (22:46):
Well, three concussions makes a really big problem.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah, he's having a hard time getting back out of
his feet, Frank, he's And Mike McDaniel is one of
those dudes. Man, he's a middle of the road guy.
He's a decent enough coach.

Speaker 11 (23:02):
He chokes in big games, and he's a five hundred
coach twenty nine and twenty nine, you know.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
So it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Well, listen anytime that the Browns get to pump their
fists the fans, it's good. That's victory Monday. Who gives
a rats ask what's happening in Miami other than everybody
having a great time three hundred and sixty five days
out of the year.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
But up here people are happy.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
That's good. And the Patriots with the big win. It's
a big one for me. Yeah, so I was happy there. Yeah,
it was a good weekend overall for football. Yeah, you know, yeah, top.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Of the top of their division.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
The Jets lost again.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I lot it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, I hate the Jets so much. They're finally figuring
out how to stop the tush push in Philly and
people are up in arms. I love that too, everybody.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Oh, they're cheating against the play where we're cheating.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I love watching the Philly fans freak out. I know
I'm gonna catch crap for that one.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Well whatever, I mean, you know, did you see what
they did to like pull them off side? They lined
up cause you know the you know this Tush push movie,
So they the center lined up sideways and everybody's like,
what the hell is he doing? Like he's in the
stance sideways and it pulled him off side, so got
him a fall start, moved him back because they couldn't
obviously execute the play. But people are starting to figure

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out like, Okay, if they're going to use this play
all of the time to move the ball, we're going
to figure out how to.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Mess mess with him. And I love it. It was
Minnesota that did it.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Wow, So plenty of reasons for you to be happy.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh it was a good weekend. Yeah, good weekend.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
And there's a famous picture of Kyle Shanahan and Mike
McDaniel yelling at Johnny Manziel when all three were with
the Browns. He was part of the Manziel administration. Boy,
there is a guy who will not give up the
ghost Johnny Manziel. Every time they talked to this guy
as though it was everyone else's fault, right, He's like,
I will mother f Cleveland until the day I die.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It's like, I mean, well, the same guy who says
he never looked at a playbook, right, you know study?
Let somebody else do that. I'm way too good for that. Yeah,
are you? Because it doesn't seem like you are. Oh,
I got your drum roll, I got the name.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Okay, Rob is thinking of Josh McDaniels in New England
or someone is thinking of Josh McDaniels in New England.

Speaker 11 (25:26):
Yes, not me, I know Josh McDaniels. He's like the
guy that's been back fourteen times as the OC.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Is this the person who won one pair of Rush
tickets from the band Rush? Wait? Did Alex Lifson win
our first pair of tickets? Because I am pretty sure
he's going to be able to get in?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Everybody needs a ticket. Alan Oh, John Paul Saint Clair
of Port Clinton. I'm made up.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's not John Paul Saint Clair Saint Clair of what
Port Clinton? Wow, that's a lot of information.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
There, a lot of names there. It's a lot of information.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
John Paul Saint Clair of Port Clinton, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Uh huh, he's.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Gonna truck it in on September the seventeenth to get
over to the Rocket Arena.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Check out rush all right, year to do it? Yeah right,
oh year, don't.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Forget you have those and we'll get another winner this week.
Five people will qualify with Rover and Stansbury, and then
we'll get another person next week.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
How about some Brian.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yes, you're gonna know the song, but again it's what
Brian does with well established songs that makes it so compelling.
Get down on It?

Speaker 19 (26:37):
How you going to dance if you really don't want
to dance? By standing on the wall? Get you back
off off the.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Wall, Off off the wall.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Now, Initially I was like, is that Michael Jackson? No, no, no,
it's cool and the Gang rob it sure is. Was
a song called to get down on It?

Speaker 19 (26:54):
I think, right, How you going to dance if you
really don't want to dance by standing on the wall?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, that's get down on it?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Is the song cool in the Gang from When nineteen
eighty one off of the Something Special album.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Down on It?

Speaker 19 (27:12):
How you going to dance if you really don't want
to dance by standing on the wall the wall.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah, you really don't all Ronald Bella, have you ever
seen Cool in the Gang life?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Never? He just getting the rock call this year, didn't Hey? Yeah, yep.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
You know.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
The early frontman for Cooling the Gang was a guy
named James Taylor, And I have to wonder if it
was confusing for a lot of people. You know, you're
talking the seventies, in the eighties when the front man
for Cooling the Gang is named James Taylor, and then
you've got the legendary singer songwriter James Taylor walking around,
And if people thought that they were going to see

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one guy and they got the other guy thinking not,
you don't think so.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, you don't think anybody ever cross those streams. No
one would ever confuse. You've got a friend Cool in
the Gang song, all right and the other way around.
Plus probably why I think the dude from Cool in
the Gang is a little more tan than James Taylor
the singer song right. Okay, The Allen.

Speaker 14 (28:20):
Cor Show on one hundred point seven.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Buzzy Buzz Buzz Cleveland called the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
And this is when the anti Christ is going to
reveal himself.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
He lives among the beasts, and he grasps two.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
One six, five seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Days called an.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
And he's always there. Friends gets Garlin's out, the friends.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
He's get here.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
So it never fails.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
About this time every year, around Halloween, people will start
to blow me up and say, hey, are you going
to have James Renner back on the show. But James
Renner is a very accomplished true crime writer.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And novelist in his own right.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
He did a book years ago called It Came from Ohio,
and he used to come in every year and tell
like these kind of Ohio urban legends and stuff around Halloween.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
But he's a busy guy. But I hit him up
and he goes, yeah, how come in.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
So James Renner, for those of you who have been
asking me, will be in next week. I actually ran
into him again at Mike Poult's wedding. It was a
star studded event. I hadn't seen Renner in a minute.
But he's a hell of a dude, a very very
accomplished storyteller and novelist and a podcaster to boot, one
of the few that I'll listen to. And yeah, so

(29:58):
it was. He was one of the many local loom
aaries that was there in attendance. I just happen to
be bringing up the rear as, but like the Werewolf
of Defiance and the blood thirsty melon heads of Kirtland
and the Loveland Frog, and you know, he had all
these kind of wild stories and so he told me

(30:18):
that he will have some new stories.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
So that's always exciting.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
So our friend James Renner will return next Thursday, that'll
be Halloween Eve to talk about whatever. Three five, one,
nine two if you want to send me a text
in here. By the way, your Cleveland Cavaliers are kicking
off their regular season on Wednesday night in New York.
They'll be in New York and Brooklyn before they come
home for the opener here in Cleveland on Sunday night.

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Cabs will play the Knicks at seven o'clock. This is
coming Wednesday, and so pregame will get going around six
thirty and that will kick off your entire regular season.
And it's a very exciting time of year to be
in the shadow of Cavaliers basketball.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I your FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers coverage. What other
plates have it?

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Hobble u mm mess the buzzard, Hey Trucker Stone, Hello, Hey.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Ellen, Hey Rob?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
What's up? Man?

Speaker 20 (31:17):
As much as it pains me, congratulations on winning yesterday,
but it's the Titan today, same much. It's good day
in Cleveland. I guess when the Cleveland Browns can beat
any team in AFC, eat the Dolphins. They're a wreck
down there.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
It is a mess.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Win does a win right? I mean I don't think
they care. I don't think they care who they're beating
as long as they win.

Speaker 20 (31:36):
And when it comes to my when it comes to
my Bills, the Patriots beat us a couple of weeks ago.
We got your number and Jillette in December fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
You mean we're going to be what that?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Uh?

Speaker 20 (31:51):
If we don't start winning. We're starting with Carolina this
next week. So they're a mediocre team and we got
to beat them. Media, we're gonna end up.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
A media okre If you don't beat Carolina by twenty
as the Bills, you're in trouble, yes.

Speaker 20 (32:05):
For sure, because if I don't go back on winning ways,
we're not.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Even going to compete with you guys.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
So the division.

Speaker 20 (32:11):
We gotta get the division again, get your week after that.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
It's also hard. It's gotta be difficult, Trucker Stone. I
don't know if you called the manufacturer trash talk against
Robert what, but it's got to be difficult for Bills
fans if they find themselves on the wrong end of
a season to be able to get out there and
puff up their chest when they call their fan base
the mafia. I mean, that gets super cringey if you

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guys are out there and not doing so hot.

Speaker 20 (32:38):
But honestly, I called in so Rob and give me
crap because they beat us. Yes, all right, thank you
by three points.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Okay, thank you. There's Trucker Stone, who I'm never one
to give crap when a team is in the tank.
I mean they're gonna say I don't, but look, the
Bills are surely not in a tank either.

Speaker 11 (32:57):
They lost too in a row. They lost to the
Patriots and then the Falcons. They're coming off the by
They've got the Panthers next week. I mean, that's that's
if that's that should be a layup game, and they've got.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
The Chiefs said Florida Panthers. That's hockey, Rob What did
I say, did I say Florida?

Speaker 5 (33:13):
You said the Panthers?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
All right, I was like, did I really say that?
He had me all mixed up?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
The uh?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I was like, did I No, Yeah, they've got listen,
they've been having some fun. They've got a tough back
half of the season here with the Bills. I mean,
they've got a lot of tough games ahead.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
So look, I mean I I I always celebrate when
the Bills lose, but that's only because they're division rivals,
or kind of were division rivals.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Except when they played in New England lost all the time.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
James Taylor was, in fact the lead singer, and all
those cool and the gang hits people were telling me
thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I couldn' remember the guy's name for some reason.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
I didn't think it was that, but he was the
guy in the I did a show with him in
eighty six Allen at Miami University of Ohio. I was
the promoter, And when I first book the show, I
aft with everybody and told him that I booked James Taylor. Yeah,
but you're trying to sell tickets, right, I mean, like
it seems like a weird thing to hey, come buy tickets.
I got James Taylor comed up.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I've seen fair and I've seen it. You know, we
thought it was cool in the gang. This is cool
in the gang.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Why where's James?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Are you going to do it?

Speaker 21 (34:21):
Anybody?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Sweet? Is you got a friend?

Speaker 12 (34:28):
Right?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Man faith Hard.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
I believe that guy did a lot of cocaine, and
you know, I mean it was a different time. Ramrod says, uh,
I sing discount sonic to that song and it really
throws people up. I love miss and not even miss
Her lyrics. I just love miss song lyrics. I love it.
I have so many songs that I have not sung

(34:52):
the real lyrics to in decades.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I know everybody has songs like this.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
They're called Manda greens right, that's your kind of your
official term for miss Her lyrics.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
But to me, the next step is.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
When you continue, those are the only lyrics you sing
from there on O.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I had this conversation.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
I take my daughter to work every morning, and there's
one particular radio station she likes, not radio, satellite radio
station she.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Likes to listen to.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
And you ought to know by Alanis Morisset right, it
gets some regular rotation, and you know, my daughter's nine.
She's a female. She's sharp as attacked, pretty sassy, So
there's probably something in that song subject matter aside, that
really resonates with her. Except she couldn't figure out she
doesn't know the phrase the cross eye bear, and so

(35:38):
she asked me why Lance Morissett was singing about a
cross eyed bear. And I go and I explained it,
and she's like, oh, okay, I said, but I'm never
not gonna sing cross eyed bear ever, ever again.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
So there's all kinds of.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Songs that people have told me like, oh, I thought
it was this, and and some of them aren't great.
Others I just go, I'm gonna sing it like that forever.
It doesn't matter to me what the lyrics are.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
There's so many good ones too. You know, there was
a dance song.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
One of the first radio stations I ever worked for
was a dance radio station. I know you can't picture it,
but I was right there. Early nineties. In nineties, dance
music was a very specific thing, and there was a band,
and there was a lot of one hit wonders. Right,
These were just club songs. They were playing in the clubs.
They'd filter into the radio or vice versa. By the
way dance radio would put a lot of songs in

(36:29):
clubs because that's where people heard them first. There was
a band called Bizarre Inc. Yeah, yeah, I remember Bizarre Inc.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
YEP.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Their big hit was I'm Gonna Get You and it
was a one hit.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Wonder I think, why waste your time?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Why I waste your time?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Well, my wife, who's a decade behind me, she thought
when she was younger that they said Wildness on Top.
I don't know how she got there, but that's what
she did. So now I when I hear this song,
because it'll come up. I have like dance music rotation,
I like any percussive music. I sing Wildness on Top
all the time, Wildness on Top.

Speaker 11 (37:05):
I had an ex girlfriend I was always a huge
van Halen guy in Yeah. We were driving in the
car and Panama came on and she was jamming in
the front seat, just yelling lyrics and she goes ai mo,
and I looked.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
At her, I said, what did you just say? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Because why would anyone have a song called Panama? No no, no, no, dearest,
Thank God you're good at other things, because smarts, eh,
it's Panama.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Dear.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Skid Row dropped a song a week after my eighteenth
birthday called eighteen and Life.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Right it was, though it was tailor made for me.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Now, I wasn't the world's biggest skid Row fan, but
it was a good song, right. It was from their
first record, big Song, eighteen in Life. You got it.
The song is about a guy who runs a follow
the Law in a video. Girl I was dating at
the time thought he said eighteen in Life, good golly,

(38:06):
and I have sung it that way ever since, anytime
we play it, anytime Stansbury plays it and I'm in
here putting the show together and he plays it for
Big Hair Wednesday eighteen, I'm in here going eighteen and
that's good golly.

Speaker 11 (38:20):
Blue Summer was I sang Blue Summer instead of Cruel
Summer for years, way longer than I should have.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Like that song would come on and like it's a
blue blue some like no, that's that's actually cruel.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
So again, it's one thing to not know what the
lyrics are and then to be corrected and go oh,
and then you sing it the way it's meant to
be sung. It's another thing. What I do is I
adopt the wrong lyrics SAE. That's what I prefer to
do well, it's funnier just for me. It's just for me.
I mean, there's some things now that are so ingrained

(38:53):
in my consciousness. I'll be walking around my house doing
things and I'll just go wildness on top, just constantly.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I'm not somebody.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
I don't talk to myself, but I will, to coin
a biblical term, rob, I will often verbally ejaculate.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Walking around my house doing stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Remember when ejaculate was used really old timing to mean
just a verbal outburst yep, and then not so much,
then not so much, but uh, you know, so cross
eyed bear him in the car with my kid.

Speaker 11 (39:33):
Do you think the most famous one is blinded by
the light, wrapped up like a douche?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah? Probably? Yeah, I mean, or excuse me while I
kiss this guy closer Tony Danzel, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I mean, there's well that came from Friends, but there
are books.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Called I think it was before Friends, wasn't It was
like a joke in that show, it was, That's.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
What I remember. However, somebody did books of these miss
Her lyrics years ago, and they're called excuse me while
I kissed this guy? I think. And they're tiny books, right,
and the cover is like an illustration of Jimmy Hendricks
trying to put a smooch on a guy or something,
you know, and that those are all in there. Those
are all like, uh yeah, wrapped up like a douche

(40:12):
and you know, because again, I wouldn't know what a
deuce was when I was.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
A kid, repped up like a douce y, I had
no idea. And everybody has their own.

Speaker 9 (40:22):
You know.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Kicking the dancing queen. I never got that one. Yeah,
that's all right.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Lady Gaga bedroom dance instead of bad romance. I thought
Little Red Corvette was living in Quebec.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Well, I mean it's maybe.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, it's not bad. I like it. Alan, I misheard
a lyric. Later we'll have some pumpkin pie. See that's
a good one. I don't know that I would sing
that one.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
It's not misheard. No, I like the I like the
original what she says. Yeah, I want to hold your.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Ham hell And I sing Adderall for Panama for my brother.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
A big fan of Adderall.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Yeah, my buddy thought the lyrics of the title track
of Genesis nineteen eighty six album Invisible Touch was Invisible
Invisible Top Shelf, I don't know about that one well,
And also at the end of it because he says,
yeah touch, yeah, oh I see so top Shelf, I

(41:33):
get it. End of living colors, cult of personality, you know,
when he's singing, yeah, I am a cult of long
time ago. Is I need a cough drop? And so
now I still hear that anyway. Uh oh, it's fine,
isn't it a little bit? Hey, I've got some poop
news that I think might be easiful, like to delve

(42:00):
into the poop news this early in the week, rob
But you know, people laughed in the spring of twenty
nineteen because it was really laugh worthy when Sharman rolled
out something called the Forever Roll, and this was something
to just get people paying attention again to Sharman. And
they were rolling out these giant, industrial sized rolls of

(42:23):
toilet paper and you had to buy a stand to
go with it, obviously, because nobody had a you know,
it wouldn't fit like a standard toilet paper pin holder.
And everybody was like ha ha haha. Whatever. But then
a year later, when the shelves were empty, people were
freaking out in the early days of COVID, you couldn't

(42:45):
find toilet paper anywhere. So the people who had perhaps
purchased the Forever Roll starter kit it was two giant
rolls and one holder, they might have felt a little
bit better about things. And Sharman is bringing that back.
This month, you can go online to Sharman's website and
order these Forever rolls roll of toilet paper that is

(43:08):
supposed to last you one month. Now that's a very
sliding scale, isn't it. I mean it depends on there
are a lot of variables. How many people do you
have in your house, what kind of monster diet do
you have?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
You know, what sex are the people in your house?
There you go, we burned through toilet paper boy, three
women in my house.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Well, but also these Forever roles they're not exactly cushy.
You know, you want a giant roll like that, it's
probably gonna be like one and a half ply. But
they are bringing back the Forever roll if you're partial
to these, because you know, like I said, these guys
did this in spring of twenty nineteen, having no idea
what would come down the road just one year later.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Remember how people were freaking out.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
In the early days of COVID, hoarding supplies, hunkering down,
people were wiping down on their groceries.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Rob.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I was one of them.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Nobody knew what would happen for generations of people. This
was unprecedented. I you know, I was no less freaked
out than anybody. I a little kid. My gun save
has a biometric lock, right, so I cut off my thumb, rob,
just so no interlopers could break in and open it.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Great idea.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
I still yeah. I mean, I grew back, but I
still have a panic room full of lentils and tinned peaches.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
What am I gonna do? You're eating a lot of peaches.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, So Charman bringing back the forever role, less swapping,
more going. The new TP is designed so customers won't
sacrifice the signature comfort and softness of the two ply
shar ultra to ply, so they're sticking with two ply.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
The reason that I go through so much toilet paper
is a It's well documented. I go through daily, but
also I like it like four or five ply, right,
I like to feel like I'm wiping with a duvet.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
It takes one sheet.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Now, do I have a plumber on retainer. Of course
I do. But that's why I consider myself a job creator.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Rob.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
So the Shriman website, these are already they're at whatever
stock they had to sold out, so you can sign
up for the email notifications. It's supposed to last up
to a month and has thirty two times more sheets
than a standard role to seventeen hundred sheet forever roll.
Now again, calling it a forever roll is cheeky. I

(45:41):
would like to call the place that I normally get
my sushi and ask them if they make a forever roll.
I bet you they do, and see what they answer with.
They probably just hang up on me.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
I'll be like, what do you want in it? And
call it whatever you want? Sure, we'll make you a
forever roll.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
H Oh you know what I want? Imitation crab and
what's up? And that's all? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
So uh yeah, but this is uh you know again.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
They rolled this out purely coincidentally before COVID hit a
year later. So they go from oh, we're just goofing
around to get people to pay attention to toilet paper
too fast forward, Oh, it's all anybody's thinking about.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
It's toilet paper and paper towel.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
So the Sharman Forever roll showing up on shelves this
past weekend Walmart, Target, Amazon, They say it comes back.
They comes with a thirty day money back guarantee. Why,
I mean, you know how toilet paper works. Yeah, you

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have to buy the stand to go with. It is
just like an industrial role like you would find, you know,
in a restaurant bathroom or you know, I can say
with one hundred percent certainty, I've never seen anything close
to a role like this in our own bathrooms here
tube ply, but they are available for you.

Speaker 11 (47:06):
I told you my brother bought it for me as
a gag gift the year before. Yeah, at Christmas. Yeah
it was I just had it sitting around and then
COVID happened.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I'm like, oh, this is sweet. Well there's all those jokes.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
It was kind of a hacky bit back in the
day when they started selling toilet paper in like the
massive regular size rolls in like the massive packs, and
you'd put it in your cart. It was huge. Imagine
you're walking out of a retailer with one of these,
because not everybody knows what's up. Not everybody goes oh,
Charman released them That's why we do poop news here

(47:39):
on the show Rum so people can stay abreast of
the situation as it were. Again, I am first and
foremost the steward of the public airwaves, and so I
have to maintain a sort of baseline of information. So

(48:01):
uh yeah, listen. That's and and once you run out
of that, let's say that this is in your your
pandemic bunker, we'll have another one. Lord knows what that'll
look like, but he ain't gonna be good. And if
you've got one of these forever rolls, that's fine. I
keep the forever role Rob for guests. You know that

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I use giant sheets of a forty grit sandpaper. And
but again, you know, my poops are so clean and
regular that uh, you know, I wipe once the perfect
and I'm off to continue my day.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
The ghost wipe, the ghost wipe wipe.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, Alan, My grandmother was from Germany. She thought the
Van Halen song Panama was a Christmas song and thought
it was ten and bam. She did not.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I think that's one of those stories that people tell
in their family. Grandma thought Panama was ten and bom.
You imagine this worst Christmas song. I've never heard in
my life, not one sleigh bell in this bitch.

Speaker 22 (49:06):
He's reaching down between his legs, He's easing the seatback.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
How is this? Is this guy singing about Christmas? That kiddy?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Right? But your last name is Roth. Don't you celebrate Honikah?
What about reaching down between your legs?

Speaker 23 (49:25):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Whoa, yes, what happens if you don't have a forever roll?
You gotta go to the bathroom desk?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Oh that home run here?

Speaker 14 (49:42):
Yea the Allen car Show on one hundred points of.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Hugely a wildfire evacuate.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
It's one of the that I've seen in my career.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
He's the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
I'm one hundred point seven mm.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
How about those Toronto Blue Jays got Dale? I love
a game seven, boy, I love a game seven. That
doesn't set me apart from anybody, but rob the pageantry,
the dynamism, the suspense.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
That's when you get all the greatest color people in
the world.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
The s is the game where it all counts. One
team goes on and one team goes home. Yeah, like
Brian Reagan's must win game bit. You see Brian Reagan,
the comedian, on must is this a must win game?
He's like, no, you got four more? Isn't that if

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you get him to in the series, you can't call
a must win game.

Speaker 23 (51:06):
We have the basketball playoffs and the hockey playoffs happening.
I always love whenever there's a best of seven series
because then I get to hear my favorite sports reporter question,
would you consider this a must win game? You know
they always feel like they have to say yes, yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Want to win.

Speaker 23 (51:24):
It very important, you know, got our uniforms on anyway,
you might as well try. But it's not always the
right answer. Man, it's a math question. I wish I
would answer that question.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Honestly.

Speaker 23 (51:40):
It's a best of seven. You're down one game to nothing.
Would you consider this a must win game?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
No, we can lose to night.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
We can lose tomorrow night too.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
We don't want to.

Speaker 23 (52:00):
But if that wasn't your question, you asked if it
was a must win game, And if you'd ever taken
a rudimentary math class, you'd already know the magic numbers three.
When you're down three, then you must win them or
you're out.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Listen, it's no fun having to ask dumb questions as
a sports reporter. In the world of sports, here's more
dumb questions than not dumb questions.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I mean, this was the back and forth series everyone wanted.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
It really was. Boy, the Jays are hanging on by
the skin of their teeth. Yeah, tonight, eight o'clock, eight
oh eight, Rob sorry, eight oh eight, first pitch, Blue
Jays Seattle Barders tonight, and whoever wins is going to
have a rough go against those Dodgers.

Speaker 11 (52:45):
Yes, they are those Johnnie hit one last week that
hasn't landed yet.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Did you see that? I think I saw the highlights.

Speaker 11 (52:54):
I think five hundred foot home run. Dude, is a freak.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
History making of pitching and hitting from shoey o'tany got
the MVP of course of that series.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, high fly ball to right po has he is there,
He's got it, and the ball game is over, and
the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
National League pettant they sweep the Brewers, the.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Rightest night of baseball by an individual player in the
history of this game.

Speaker 13 (53:26):
Show.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Hey o, Tony three homers and.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
A plectory of da vow with ten strikeouts.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
I gotta tell you, I didn't realize they swept the Brewers. Yeah,
when they made I kind of was keeping an eye
on it, but not really.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I had no idea they swept the Brewis.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
They've lost one game in the postseason, and that was
the one they lost to Philly. They've not like they
that's they are. That's a legit team right there, man,
that's it. That's gonna be a tough team to beat.
I don't know anybody's beating them.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
World Series begins Friday, be Dodgers, and I hope the
Blue Jays since they're the last. I texted my brother
because he's a lifelong Brewers fan, and I go, hey,
sorry about the Brewers, and he goes, yeah, really sucks
because I had World Series tickets for the games they
were gonna play in Milwaukee. And I'm like, hey, premature

(54:20):
b how did you do that? I guess I don't
know how they sell World tickets.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
They do always put them on sales. Is that what
it is? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (54:27):
They they Yeah, you know, like the wild card round
they start to sell the next round during Yeah, you know,
so it goes on and yeah, well bummer, he's not
going to be using those tickets.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
He is not. They're already talking.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
The Dodgers are planning to sign some huge prospect from Japan.

Speaker 11 (54:48):
Well, that's easy when they have show Shoeyo Tani. Yeah,
just hey, uh, who do you want to play with?

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (54:52):
You want to play it? The greatest of all time?
It is showy. Yeah, cool, Come on over.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
A Japanese free agent name Onnatakamurakami. They're planning on signing
him in the off season to the tune of two
hundred and twenty million dollars.

Speaker 9 (55:07):
That a bet.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
He's number fifty five on Team Japan with the World
Baseball Classic semi finals against Team Mexico this past spring.
So the contract prediction there for this Japanese kid with
the Dodgers is a decade long, two hundred and twenty
million dollar contract. And you have to think, too, that's

(55:34):
pretty much the rest of your career, right If you
sign a ten year deal, you're like, yeah, that's pretty
much that's going to be. If you're with one team
for a decade, you're probably not playing until you're long
in the tooth. I mean in baseball, they can go
much longer than that, and they'll probably renegotiate the deal
halfway through.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Do you know what I mean? Like year five, they
work with it again, they extend them or whatever. I
can see that.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
AnyWho. The Dodgers looking to three peat the World Series.
For people who don't know what that is, of course,
a repeat would be two, right, am I getting this?
There's no such thing as a one Is there a
one peat?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Peat?

Speaker 5 (56:17):
It probably isn't a one peat a single peat that
would be silly, A seat a single pete? There's a
So if you win twice, that's what you call your repeat,
and if you win it three times, they've coined the
portmanteau three peat. Now the trouble is it rhymes with repeat,
so it's cute, but past that, it's so fun anymore.

(56:41):
Four pete doesn't mean anything. There's pete and pete for
people who might remember that show. But three pete, okay,
I'm with you. Four pete?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
What do you do? That law of diminishing return? Quad pete?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
And you can't say four play because that has different
connotations for ply No, anyway, here's an explanation for you.
For those of you who aren't to clear, I like
to pull back the ax's nose rob and really cut
to it.

Speaker 11 (57:10):
Well, you seek his pete and repeat We're on a
boat and Pete fell off.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Do you know who was left? Repeat pete and repeat
We're on a boat.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
You like my dad? Oh, my dad? He he loved
my dad is the reason they call his dad jokes.
I don't like, by the way, lumping every groaner in
with dad jokes. I think dad jokes are not a
specific thing, but I think there needs to be.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
You can't just.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Throw all this dumb crap into the category of dad jokes.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
There's a little bit more finesse.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
With dad jokes.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I agree. I think you gotta work them in.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
You can't just a good, perfectly executed dad joke you
don't see coming, right.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
That's when you're like, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
This is your father speaking from there.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Any thank you dead. The only time that my father
ever speaks to me anymore in the three years since
he passes through the random electronics in my home. No,
because I think of the I think of my dad
kind of his quips, and I certainly wouldn't label them
as dad jokes because they're not universal. My dad used

(58:22):
to say, you know, I never knew what happiness was
until I met your mom, and then it was too late,
and we'd be like, Dad, make mom again. Yeah, because
my dad never ever And even that it was like
with a wink and heat, smooth your cheek or whatever.
My dad never wants to get swipe up my mom

(58:43):
verbally never once. So it was all good natured. But
you know, there's probably listen to any two married people
that long, there's probably a little bit you're trying to
get out under there, you know, be like, I tell
everybody that my kids look like my first wife. Of
course my mom was my husband's and my dad's first wife.

(59:04):
But she'd be like, stop it, stop telling people that.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I don't know what she's saying. My dad on the phone.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Through the alexa, Yeah, through the alexa. That's right, that's
my mama speaking from the election. My mom doesn't have
an alexa, so she's missing out. What do a tick
and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

Speaker 11 (59:34):
M See again, that would be a good dad joke
if it wasn't shoehorned in. When those things work the
best is when you and I were doing we were
just talking about repeat, So that joke made sense in
that context.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It's when people try to tell a joke and it's
bad and they go, oh, dad, joke. That's when I
don't like it.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
But if you're talking about uh, I don't know you
talking about feet, right, and you say, uh uh what
has five toes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
And is it your foot? I don't know what my foot? Aha?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Dad joke?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Yeah right, yeah, But it's got to be in the context. Yeah,
what kind of cheese is mine? Nacho cheese? Whose cheese
is it? I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
It turns out it was the refrigerator all the time.

(01:00:31):
That one's a real thinker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Our friend DJ jake C submitted me another original composition.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I heard this one? Did you about me talking about it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
I couldn't get to the movies two weekends ago because
I was ubering everywhere and I had my backpack it's
so good and they weren't gonna let me in. So
I had a ticket for a movie that I didn't
go see because I'm like, they're not gonna let me
in with my backpack. I'm white man, it's Friday nights.
Want to go and watch this movie? And I'm in
the uber and I'm headed to the movie and I.

Speaker 17 (01:01:00):
Oh, God, damn it, I got my backpack.

Speaker 24 (01:01:17):
I'm not gonna let me do a movie with a backpack,
so I can't quote this movie.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I got my backpack.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I'm not gonna leave it here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I was like, well, maybe i'll leave it here, but
I'm already in the uber.

Speaker 24 (01:01:27):
Like I want to see this movie, but it's not
the most important thing on the planet right now, Like,
I'm never gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Let me in this movie.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Wow wa, I'm not crying about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I'm saying I got.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
My back back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
I'll tell you what. That's the brain of carpenter. I
didn't realize that you if you pay her enough, she
will sing any lyrics you send to her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Anything. Yeah, She's like, I guess I'll do a backpack song.
How much you paying?

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
And DJ j C said how much do you want?
And she said at least twenty five dollars and he said, okay, deal. Indeed, thanks, Jake,
appreciate that. I mean, it does make me sound like
I planned poorly, and I guess that I did not.

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Really, you just didn't know you could bring a backpack
to a movie theater, right, Well, now you know but.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Can you Yes, you can, yeah, because I never see
people at the movies of the backpack. Yeah, but I
think and anybody now who's in a place with a backpack,
in a place in which you would not normally see one,
I feel like is immediately suspect. If I saw a
guy to the movies of the backpack, you bet your ass.
I would be casting a glance. Well, people may cast

(01:02:43):
a glance, but you can still bring it. And yours
wasn't filled with like explosives.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
No, they could have looked at it, they could have
checked it. Yeah, I just didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
I don't know, because some places you'll walk in till
they go sorry, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Bring that in here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Oh okay, okay. I didn't want to get all the
way there after having the uber left me and my
thumb up my ass, So fortunately it didn't come to that. Elan,
what are the green grapes? Stated of the purple grape? Breathe,
you idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Okay, ah, see if you were talking about grapes or wine,
maybe that would have worked.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Did you get a haircut? No, I got all of
them cut perfect. Yeah, to get your ears lowered. And
I saw a woman walking a dog and I correctly
guess the breed told her I was a barchaeologist. Yeah, Unfortunately,
there aren't a lot of dirty dad jokes. You know,

(01:03:42):
they're all kind of they're great for like a certain
kind of juvenile age. They really aren't X rated dad jokes,
at least not that I've heard, because I think fundamentally
they're supposed to be cute, even though ironically you're only
a dad because you've had sex, and so why not
work those in?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
That correctly guess the dog breed because we both had
a giant bone. I mean, it's a funny, but you
know what I'm saying, Allan, Dodgers aren't going for a
three pete.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Whatever I read said they were, and I guess I
took them at their word. Rangers won the World Series
in twenty twenty three. Okay, would the Dodgers be the
winningest Major League Baseball team as far as World Series go?
Have the Dodgers won the most World Series?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
The Yankees?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Yankees have?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Okay, you know that you said there was no dirty
dad jokes.

Speaker 11 (01:04:37):
One of my absolute favorite jokes of all time could
be considered a dad joke. Okay, it's did you know
that pigeons die after sex? No, Well, the one I
f did is the puny.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Ah man, that that one. That's a fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
It exploded right in my hands. I don't know what
to say. It's just a file of right after sex.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, listen.

Speaker 17 (01:05:10):
I like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
It's very to the point. I like the dark humor.
But we're gonna get a Halloween comet. It's out there now.
I don't know if people have seen it. It's supposedly
at its peak now. But a comet that I guess
it doesn't come around very often, is going to be
or is making its way through a green comet that

(01:05:36):
you can see with the naked eye, Lemon and the
swan that make their closest approach to the Earth tonight.
It won't be seen for another one thousand years now,
technology being what it is, maybe you'll be around in
another one thousand years. I don't know that you can
count on that. I don't know that you'd put all

(01:05:57):
your eggs in that basket. But a couple of comets
will be streaking across the sky. It's an icy leftover
from the early days of the Solar system. So it's
truly something you only see once in your life, and
it just so happens that's taking place around Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
So do with that whatever you will.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
There's some people who attach meaning to every little thing,
and this is probably fun for them, and it's technically
visible through the end of the month, but they say
it'll pretty much kind of start to fade after tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So get out there tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Now. When they say this is the closest it's going
to be, they mean fifty five million miles. So you're
gonna want to break out your telescope. You have a
telescope at the Anthony Residence, Rob, No, you don't have
a telescope in any of your rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Nope. Boy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
When I was a kid, I got way into telescopes
because I was super popular and had lots of friends. Yeah,
I went through like a two year period, boy, where
I was looking at everything through my telescope. Ironically, it
didn't make me. You know, you think that's something that
would make you like a budding astronomer or something, and

(01:07:14):
I'm so fascinated by that stuff, but it wasn't anything
that made me think that maybe that's what I wanted
to do with my life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
You know, we had them. I like, when I was
a kid, I had them. I just don't have one now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Maybe you should get one, maybe in time to see
this once in a thousand year comet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
But where I live too, man Like, it's you know,
I got a lot of city light and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Oh you do, you have a lot of light pollution
of the neighborhood. I was in my backyard a couple
of nights ago. My dog has really been she's been
a real twerp, and she's getting me up like every
two hours, you know. So I'm up at like three
fifteen the other and I'm in my back patio and
I'm looking up and it could have been clearer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
It was like, you know, when I was in Sedona
a few years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
That's a dark sky city, so you can look up
in there's so little light pollution and it's like you
see every star that's ever been born.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
I mean, I was standing in my backyard a couple
nights and goes like, wow, it was super clear. It
was amazing. I'm like, if only I had my telescope,
go get one or my sextant, because that way I can,
you know, if I want to. It's one thing to
see it rob if I want to measure the angle
of the dangle, and or sometimes I use it for

(01:08:29):
the heat of the meat, but I like to keep
a sextant within arm's reach. Go old school, right, pay
homage to the great masters. Sure you've got all this
technology now, Sure you could have any piece of computer
equipment that can help you do it lickety split. But

(01:08:51):
if I want to be in my backyard on a
random crisp fall night, I'll say it. I get off
my calculation of latitude. It's more used nautically, but I
only live a few blocks from the lake. So that's
how I rationalize.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
It with myself.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
The Erlan Carr.

Speaker 14 (01:09:07):
Show on one hundred point seven seven eight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
One double oh seven or one eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
And three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I saw that Sam Rivers died.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Yeah, a founding member of Olympiscuit, young guy forty eighth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
They didn't say.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
What happened, but this is a guy who always had
problems drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Let me get like a like liver procedure or something.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Years ago and limp Biscuit kind of first went on hiatus,
but a founding member of the band bass player for
them for a long time, and Fred Durst to if
you follow him. He had posted he's a video over
on social media, and obviously you started to see the
accolades pour out for him. And they always say, you know,

(01:10:23):
this is an old cliche as well, that the nicest
things you'll ever hear about anybody are after they're not
around to hear them. And I gotta say, Rob, you
gotta tell people whether they's so alive.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You gotta look about the eye too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
Band didn't share any details about his death, but Sam
Rivers has had his share of problems over the course
of the band's life. He left about a decade back
because he was having severe liver problems and he just
drank all the time, and he was like, I had
to leave the band because I couldn't operate the way

(01:11:03):
I wanted to. I quit drinking and I did everything
that they told me to do. He got a liver transplant.
I mean, yeah, you got a problem when you get
a liver transplant. So they didn't specify what happened, and
I don't know that it had anything to do with that,
but I think they said DJ Lethal posted something like

(01:11:24):
f cancer. Oh really, But I don't know if that
has anything to do with it. But I saw something
that he posted that, so that was the speculation.

Speaker 11 (01:11:35):
Was there was something to do with cancer. And he
was back with them. He was on that union tour
he played.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Remember the first days of Limp Biscuit, when DJ Lethal
was the biggest guy in the band. Yeah, because they
were like he was in House of Pain. Everybody else
you'd never heard of before. You never heard of Fred
Durst or West Borland or any of these guys. DJ
Lethal from House of Pain. Oh okay, cool Latvian. Yeah, yeah,

(01:12:01):
indeed his name is Lee or DeMont. Yeah, and we'll
go by DJ Leth to pronounce Niggans and Shamrocks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
So good to me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
Now what the album is called? Shamrocks, Sham Shamrocks and Shenanigans.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
You know, it's funny.

Speaker 11 (01:12:17):
There's still three or four songs on that album outside
of jump Around, that I could still sing without even
having to hear them. I listened to that record at nauseum.
I I cannot believe. I can't tell you what I
had for dinner last night, but I can still remember
every single one of those lyrics. I don't understand how
the brain works sometimes man.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Yeah, I mean I was in college by the time
that album came out, but it was like, uh it
was it was okay, yeah, it didn't like him right
be twenty Eyes but you know, well you were you
were from New England. Oh yeah, they're a Boston thing.
Well Ish, Yeah, I mean a lot of Irish, That's
what I'm saying, Like all the yeah, all the Irish

(01:13:01):
guys and I'm Irish, but all the Irish guys I
knew that were like leaning heavily into Houseapain. I'm like, okay,
let's trying to find the name of the song. Us
ever Last went off to do a solo thing and
he had a couple of big hits, but DJ Lethal
and lymp Biscuit they were like, oh, this guy was
in pain. I don't know that I ever listened to
that album all the way through, though, Oh dude, so

(01:13:25):
many times. I'm trying to find the one that was
the uh.

Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
Top of the morning to you, Okay, the name of
the song, and it's so dumb, but it's just again,
I could do all of these put your head out,
Shamrocks and Shenanigan's Danny Boy, Yeah, put on your s
kickers uh huh.

Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
Oh yeah, I've been dropping record since the age of seventeen.
First I came so little, but now I gotta too. Yeah,
that's put on your shrimp kickers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, don't listen. Good for them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
I mean, is there you want to talk about songs
that will probably last forever? Is jump Around?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
Still played at every wedding, every event. We play it sometimes,
like on those nineties weekends. I'll throw it in. It's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Well, it's a good call and respond song, right your
I think of it as it's a good way to
underscore the importance rob of exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Jump around.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Yeah, you're in a seat and he goes, get out
of your seat, jump around? Right. Sometimes there's a happy medium. Boy,
they were way ahead of the whole like sitting will
kill you thing. They're way ahead of that. Yeah, now
everybody's talking about it. House of Pain thirty years ago
you were trying to tell you.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
They're like, hey, how many times can we say it
in one song? Yeah, you chose not to listen? Jump up,
jump up and get down jump jump jump? How many
times you want to tell you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
I mean listen?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Repetition is fundamental to learning, but still Alan, my niece
was talking about how much as mailman Mike. My niece
was talking about how much she liked a new Tella.
I asked her what was wrong with old Tella? She
did not think I was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
See that's good. Yeah, and again in that context it's great.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
We were talking about waterbeds. I asked if they knew
how to make them more bouncy. They said, put spring
water in it. Well listen, uh, you feel free to
pass those around out there. Kyle from Worcester wants to
know if you made it to any of those Parma delis.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
We were talking about Taste of Transylvania. We were talking
about State meets.

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
Yep, that's the one I think I keep getting DMS about.
People are like, you gotta go there, like that's the place,
so I will. I just I have not had a
chance this weekend to go. So all right, Well there's
your answer. Rob has not gone to any of these delis.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Sorry, he has left those establishments painfully Rob free.

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
I also got about twelve minutes into the Naked Gun
reboot and I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Was like, I'll come back to this. You see what
I'm feeling. I like exactly what you were meaning.

Speaker 11 (01:16:27):
Yeah, I was like, oh no, and then I saw
it was eighty four minutes or something.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Even ninety minutes though that's a short. Yeah, I mean
that's what you want in a comedy. I didn't need
a two hour comedy. I'm perfectly fine with that. But
I just don't know that it was getting me where I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Wanted to get gone.

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
And I think the sad thing is, I think we
did see the funny parts of the preview, Like the
first couple of minutes of the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I was like, oh no, because he's good at that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:53):
Yeah, But it just it felt like a lot of
those jokes, even in that first few minutes, were just
so forced.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
I felt like a lot of people who loved that
movie were people who weren't hipped to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
The first ones.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Maybe like maybe a younger group was like, Oh, this
is great because that kind of humor I think is great.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
The guy that played Ed in the original movies just died.
George Kennedy, No, the guy, Remember, he was the h
He was the dude that Leslie Nielsen was talking to
when the really tall guy walks in on your face.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Falls down, the scientist. Yeah, he just died. Yeah, and
he was primarily known for that role. Yeah. No, Ed
was George Kennedy. That was his sidekick, I believed, Okay.
And the guy in the New Naked Gun Liam Neeson
and this other guy, Walter Hauser I think is the actor.
They play Leslie Nielsen and George Kennedy's sons, respectively. And

(01:17:49):
then there's a scene where they're all kneeling down and
get the photo. It was in the trailer. Ed Williams
is a scientist. Yeah, and the black cop kneels down
and it's a picture of O. J. Simpson because he
was Nordberg and he looks into the camera shakes his head.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
So his real name is Ed. He plays a scientist
named Ted Olsen.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
He's the one that always has like all the gadgets
and stuff for Leslie Nielsen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Yeah, ninety eight years old. That dude was. Yeah, I
can't think of anything else he was in. Yeah, I
don't know. I knew him from that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
Allan.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
I have never owned a telescope. You were talking about
them to see this comment. I've never owned one, but
it's something I'm considering looking into. By by that, well, okay, yeah,
I mean, look well done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
In context.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Elan, I knew a guy who was an eight thousand
dollars telescope is pretty so cool. You can see all
car sorts of stuff. But I can't imagine paying that
much money for a telescope. I mean, yeah, unless you
have an observatory at your house.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
But see, that's like anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
We'd rather spend eight grand on something like that where
you could, you know, avail yourself of wonders of the universe,
rather than eight grand and some dumb crap.

Speaker 11 (01:19:03):
You know, we can't imagine spending eight thousand on a
telescope because we don't have eight thousand to spend on
a telescope.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
But if you do, you buy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
The best one you can, right Yeah, I don't even
know if that's the best one, that's just the one.
Maybe he had telescope money set aside, right saving since
he was six yup every few years socks a little
bit away. Finally got to his goal eight grand. Now
I got telescope money. Alan, Where do you sit with

(01:19:34):
rom coms? The people want to know. There are no people,
I guarantee you who care what I think about romantic
comedies or ramedy comedies. As our friend Bill Squire calls them.
There are a couple along the way that I have
enjoyed a great deal, and I don't know why they
just all came together. There's a movie back in the

(01:19:54):
day with Salmahayak and Matthew Perry called Fools Rush In,
and I would have watched Salamahyak do anything, and so
that was part of it. Matthew Perry was pretty well cast.
I like that one. I think Nodding Hill is a
great movie. I mentioned Nodding Hill a couple of weeks
ago when we were talking about Julia Roberts still around
in doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Her and Hugh Grant love that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
But as far as like your twenty seven dresses, and
I don't care about that stuff. So as far I
have nothing against romantic comedies, I prefer a romantic drama.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is one of my
top five favorite movies of all time. But I don't
know how you classify that movie. I don't think that's

(01:20:37):
considered a romantic comedy, but I don't know. So whoever
those people are, let them know. If you listen to
us on the iHeartRadio app, let me know where you
do that it is my understanding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I think we got an update.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
I think it's my understanding that the Amazon Web Services
outage is jamming up our talkback button, is it?

Speaker 20 (01:21:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
I think I saw we got an email from Digital
Support saying that the talkback is being affected by that
Amazon Web Services outage.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Good for you for reading that stuff, mane.

Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
I see one of those emails come in and I
just I instantly, I look at the sender, iHeart whatever,
I delete.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, well, I need to know where we are.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
I mean, I'm telling people for four hours to use
that button because I like hearing from people. But if
it's not working, the email said that users have reported
that they're able to record the audio are unable to
send it hold on, And I don't know what the
hell that is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Sounds like somebody's having a rough day in physical therapy, man.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
And that came in at twelve forty eight today. So anyway, Yeah,
I'm not getting updated talkback messages. So anyway, I'm purposely
telling people so that they don't waste their time. Obviously,
I'm scrolling through this list of the best romantic comedies
of all time Harper's Bizarre Magazine, right number seven, coming

(01:22:04):
to America.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Would you say that's a romantic comedy. I mean, he's
trying to get a girl. But it's just a straight
ahead comedy, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
But maybe they are playing fast and loose there. What
are some of the other ones? What are some more
Let's see like Sweet Home Alabama crap like that. Well,
i'll give you I'll started twenty and I'll look through
the ones that you would maybe have. Sweet Home Alabama's
number twenty, never seen it? Never same, Sleepless in Seattle's
at nineteen, great movie, The Philadelphia Story from nineteen forty

(01:22:35):
old movie Catherine Hepburn Crazy rich Asians.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Never saw a guy in ten days? What about wedding crashers?

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Like? I see that on here?

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
When Harry met Sally Number one is my favorite number one,
Number one. That's one of my favorite movies of all
time is When Harry Met Sally. But just because it's
so packed with jokes. Yeah, would you consider Pretty in
Pink a romantic comedy? Yes? You would, that's like a
Janet all those yes, Yeah, but those were so just funny,
Like those were funny what I mean, like if they're

(01:23:05):
packed with jokes, it's like.

Speaker 11 (01:23:06):
A sub genre then, because that doesn't feel like a A.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Lot of them feel more like Hallmark movies or they're
just slamming hot people together.

Speaker 11 (01:23:13):
You've got male number ten, that's number number nine, Yeah,
to all the boys I've loved before, crazy stupid love.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Then there's coming to America Clueless number six.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
I don't feel like those are I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:23:30):
Maybe I look at what a romantic comedy is differently
because I never thought of that as a rom com.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Well, because now they have like action rom coms and
they've got there, there's a horror rom coms where the
guy's a zombie and you know, so number three is
amily Omily French movie. Never saw that My best friend's
wedding number two?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
What about knocked Up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
I mean she gets pregnant and romance in that When
Harry met Sali's uh love, When Harry met Sally?

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
I never saw it. You never saw Harry Metsalek.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
I saw the obviously, but.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Because it was set in Chicago part of it and
it was like, although you know, if you saw it
in the theater, they were like, it's like when they
shoot a movie here and people go see it's work
Romancing the Stone. There's one love I've seen when I
was a kid. I saw that movie one hundred times.
I've seen the Proposal numerous times. I thought that was
very fun.

Speaker 11 (01:24:20):
I don't know that's the one with Sandra Bullock and
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Betty Weddy White. Yeah, I think I saw it one time.
It didn't stick to my ribs. I don't recall it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Do you like Sandy Bullock? Though? Hitch never saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Help Will Smith the wedding planner Pretty Woman is a
rom com?

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I guess right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
It's a it's romantic and it's supposed to be funny.
What about the Princess Bride.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Not on here?

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
Okay, Confessions of a Shopaholic Nope, No wedding singer that's
on there. Okay, yeah, see, so there's plenty. I mean,
you know, it's interesting. There are four million of them
that I wouldn't care about, though, but.

Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Different people considering, like forgetting Sarah Marshall is number two
on the Good Housekeeping list.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Would you consider that a rom com?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
You would?

Speaker 11 (01:25:09):
Yeah, Okay, see, I think I just need to like
revisit what a rom com is.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Then, Well, because I just saw those was just straight ahead.
It's a romantic well, and there's comedy in it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I shut up, you know what I mean. Well, that's
why there's so many sub jomes though.

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
Princess Bride number six on this list, all right, which
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
I love that.

Speaker 11 (01:25:30):
I've seen that movie about one hundred times. Yeah, inconceivable.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
So there's something about Mary see is that a rom
com though? It's romantic. He's trying to get the girl
and it's packed the jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
That's a plot in every movie though.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
But I'm just.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Saying, I don't think the fact that there's like a
ball bag or I don't think that makes it not
a romantic comedy. I mean, yeah, I think of that
the forty year Old Virgin. I think all those Judd
Apatow movies are like, technically they're funny. The funny kind
of takes takes precedence, but that their core. They're about, yeah,

(01:26:06):
somebody in love with somebody else or interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
See. So I guess I do have to have to
revisit that Big.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
About Big, think about Splash, it's about those early Tom
Hanks flicks. I wouldn't think of Big as a romantic comedy.
Well maybe it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
I'm just saying, I wonder breakfast at Tiffany's Groundhog Day.
This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
They're funny and there's two people trying to hook up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
But that's just in every movie. Well not every movie
is funny and has people trying to hook up.

Speaker 11 (01:26:35):
But every movie has usually one of the two things
if it's trying to be a comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
All right, hmm, interesting. I mean some movies is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
People trying to hook up, but then a guy comes
in with like a giant hook and kills him, especially
this time of year. Yeah, anyway, I mentioned people listening
from hout of state. I got a new dispatch from Roger,
who is one of our bureau chiefs in the Greater
Buffalo metropolitan area, and he goes, hey, I caught a
new Lindy Corn quick hitter last night. Just this is
a three second you know, Lindy Corn. When I had

(01:27:10):
Tim Disney in here a couple of weeks ago, I
wondered if just you know, in the circle of legal colleagues,
if he had ever heard of or running into Lindy Corn.
He said he had not, but we love her around
here because of these commercials that she has on the
air there in Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
My client, a.

Speaker 25 (01:27:29):
News director, was told by her supervisor.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
That he was in an open marriage and he was.

Speaker 25 (01:27:35):
Interested in finding out whether she wanted to fool around.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
Does this sound familiar? Called the law office of the DCORN.
That's about as long as they get. She's buying like
fifteen seconds at a time. Sometimes she's just buying little blinks.
Here's one Roger sent me. Have you been groped at work?
Called the law office of Coorn?

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Yeah? Why to it?

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Have you been groped at work? Have you been arguing
over romantic commic and somebody walked up and groped you
at work?

Speaker 11 (01:28:02):
Her salesperson convinced her, you know, if you're getting a
lot done with those fifteens, yeah, imagine what you can
do in five.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Here's another short one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Have you been called her chief jew at work?

Speaker 21 (01:28:12):
Called the Law.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Office of Lindy Corn.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
I mean there is a templar. Have you fill in
the blank? Call the law offices of Lindy Corn at work?
At work? Yes.

Speaker 25 (01:28:21):
My client, a sixty five year old healthcare worker, had
a hip replacement. When she returned to work, her supervisor
moved her desk into the basement which was flooded.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
Does this sound familiar?

Speaker 25 (01:28:34):
Call the Law Office of Lindy Corn.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
So she's only buying fifteens and fives. They're on local
television in Buffalo. Of course, the og the very first
one that Roger Ever sent us.

Speaker 25 (01:28:45):
Her boss bogged and squeezed her breasts, which felt sexual
in nature, not like a greedy Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Have you ever been called Beverly love Bottom at work?
If you have, call the law officism or sound familiar?
What a specific name? I just did? First thing, Beverly
Helly and Beverly love Bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
That was going to be the Missus Doubtfire sequel, but
sadly Robin Williams passed away Beverly love Bottom a drive
by footing.

Speaker 25 (01:29:24):
My client worked as a busser at a restaurant and
her supervisor.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Groped her breast while the general manager looked on and
did nothing. Does this sound familiar? If so called the
Law Office.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Of Lindy Corn.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
What if you have all of the other elements in place?
But it doesn't really sound familiar. I'd love for somebody
to call Lindy Corn and recount their case to her,
and it's something she's never heard before something that is
not familiar to her. They flipped the script, Lindy, does
this sound familiar to you? I've never heard of anything
like this before? He called wud you love Bottom? Beverly,

(01:30:02):
Beverly at.

Speaker 14 (01:30:03):
Work Carr Show on one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
It might have been just a voiceman.

Speaker 10 (01:30:12):
He's a man of a thousand voices, raitest voiceman, none
of which will make you laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
But he never took a performance for.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Rat Alan got on w MMS.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
A song called Mars for the Rich as timely as
today's headlines. A man is called King Gizzard and a
lizard wizard. Unit of these guys at all A little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
I love it is a huge thing. I like the
rock album they did.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
They're a little They're a little much for me with
let's rush albums out, and they all sound amazingly different.
They are very, very all over the place. They did
Infest the Rats Nest was the closest that they did
to like a full on speed metal record. I think
this is off of that. I think Mars for the
Riches off of Infest the Rats Nests. But these guys

(01:31:23):
have only been around for fifteen years and I think
they've done about four hundred and two albums, right, But
they would say, really, they're very experimental, They're very They're
not everybody's cup of tea, but they do so many
different things that you know, probably anybody who listens to
them across the spectrum could find one or two things
to like. They're from Australia and again, very popular band.

(01:31:47):
You know, they regularly sell out tours and things like that.
They have removed themselves from Spotify and so that's why they.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Are in the news today.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
They get a lot of streams on Spotify, so it's
no small thing for them. Said we're gonna walk and
we'll deal with the consequences later. But we feel like
it was something we should do because there was a
story that broke a couple of weeks ago about Daniel Eck,
who is the CEO of Spotify. He's the guy who
has a lot a lot of money because he famously
doesn't pay anything to artists, and apparently he's investing in

(01:32:21):
AI military tech with all of his large which obviously
has nothing to do with music. But that clearly wasn't
the end game for Spotify, and so King Gizzard and
the Lizard Wizard, which is a ridiculous name for a band,
but I guess it's fitting. And they were like, we're

(01:32:42):
not looking to like start a wave or anything here.
We just don't think. We don't feel good about having
our music on this platform now. Of course, Rob, when
I listen to KGL dub, I do it on the
iHeartRadio app. That's where I find it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Oh are you a premium member?

Speaker 16 (01:33:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Good for you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Hells yes?

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Why not invest in a product that has invested in me?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Would you like me to answer that I shouldn't say that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
I don't get one thin gilder from all the advertisements
they run during my podcast. Nevertheless, Rob, I'm enough of
a company guy where I like to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Keep it in house. Good for you at least one
of us.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
Does you know what they say, if you can't keep
it in your pants, keep it in the family. What So, anyway,
these guys pulled their music from Spotify. Spotify famously when
comedians a couple of years ago asked, Hey, we'd like
to get paid too, We'd like to get some royalties.
Spotify said no, thank you and just pulled all of

(01:33:52):
the comedians. So, when push comes to shove, Neil Young
has done this pulled his catalog off.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I don't know if it has since returned.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
A lot of times, these are a way to kind
of make a statement and then you quietly get your
music back on there because there's a lot of people
on that platform. Yeah, these guys don't strike me as
the kind that are going to get back on there
anytime soon. And again, Daniel Eck is a controversial guy,
not least for the fact that Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
You know a lot of streamers.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
Nobody's getting rich off streamers, right, I mean, it's become
a joke where you know, there's maybe four or five
people that are making a ton of money streaming, but
you got to be like in Taylor's swift Mode and
almost nobody's there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Neil Jung's on Spotify. He's back on Spotify.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Yeah, but I don't know that the comedy stuff is
still there. I mean, if you wanted comedy, you weren't
going to get it there. You'd get it on iHeart,
you'd get it on Apple, you weren't going to get
on Spotify. So as a result, they've made their entire
catalog available on ban camp. They're doing a name your

(01:35:02):
price thing, And again, bands make money touring and on merch.
So it's not like these guys are leaving hundreds of
thousands of dollars on the table, least best as I
can ascertain.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
And it's not like anybody's you know, and they're not
the only ones. There are a lot of artists who
pulled you know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Daniel Eck is an investor in a German military company
that specializes in AI military tech. Everybody knows that when
it comes to military and technology there that's going to
be one of the that's gonna be the forefront of AI.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
King Gizzard is also on re Listen. Do you use
that at all? I don't use re listen, so I
used I heard of it.

Speaker 11 (01:35:44):
It's actually it's pretty cool. It's all live shows. Okay,
so it's it's big with like the jam bands and
things like that. But Kyeah, King Gizzard is on there.
That that's I mean, there's like one hundred and seventy
shows or something that like that you can listen to well.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
And again to the point of bands quietly getting back
on I was looking at the list of bands who
had removed their catalogs from Spotify. Deer hoof Massive Attack,
two bands I like a great deal And coincidentally, I
was listening to Massive Attack on Spotify this morning. It
took me an hour to get to work because something

(01:36:22):
was happening on ninety East. I don't know if they
were going down to one lane. I don't know what
it was, no accident, but took me a full hour
to get into the office this morning, and I just
happened to be listening to Massive Attack. So it's like, well,
they quietly got themselves back on there. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
This.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
German AI military company says it's all misinformation that our
technology is being deployed in war zones other than Ukraine,
and they said it is being used exclusively for defense
against Russian aggression in US Ukraine. But if you're a

(01:37:03):
company that's working with that kind of technology, it's not
like you're gonna close up shop when that gets.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Figured out, right, So whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Again, it's not every artist is gonna plant their flag
in something like this.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
But King Gizzard are touring.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
And because they do a lot of different things musically,
they can do a lot of different things live right,
They have done orchestral shows. You know Metallica did, let
you know, bands play with an Orchestra. They've done that.
You know they'll do They'll do rave shows over in
the UK, where that's still a big deal. It's not
so much a big deal here anymore. But anytime my

(01:37:41):
son's a huge fan, anytime King Gizzard comes through anywhere
in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
My son's living in Chicago now, and I'm so jealous.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
My son will send me a photo and I go,
what is that And he goes, Oh, I'm at the
Salt Shed see in the Pixies. I'm like, God, damn it.
On like a Tuesday night again. We have plenty of
shows in Cleveland, you know what I mean. Just that
he's you know, he's living in Chicago. I'm very happy
for him.

Speaker 9 (01:38:08):
Alan.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Can you leave talkback messages for King Gizzard and the
Lizard with Yeah, of course you can.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
You can the iHeart.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Any one, just not today, because apparently the talkback technology
today has been felled by the whole Amazon Web Services outage.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
So you'll have people arguing over not.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Just politics, just audio files. Will argue over the sound
quality of various streamers but all the but you're kind
of arguing over nothing because fundamentally, all the streamers just
have the sound.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
Squeezed so far. Yeah, it's still all.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Yeah, it really is. Last week we were talking about
Sam Rivers dying from Limp Biscuit. He was the found
bass player, founding member of that band, forty eight years old.
They've been kind of show him about how he died,
but his history is liver transplant and alcoholism and all that.
Rob said DJ Lethal had posted the things that f cancer,
so might be along those lines.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Just coincidentally before he died.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
Got an email from and All I did because I
got this about a half an hour before the announcement
went out that Sam Rivers had died. I just sent
them back the TMZ graphic of Sam Rivers o Limp
Biscuits dead at forty eight, and I was like, was
it something you said?

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
This person wrote me and said, I don't know how.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Much sway you have on this one, but the new
limb Biscuit song is absolute trash. Can mms please stop
playing stuff just because it's new? God forbid? How about
the only plate of it's good? Well, that's where you
get into the weeds. That's obviously subjective, but you know,

(01:39:52):
first of all, I have no sway, nor do I
want it. Oh, my real estate is on this show.
I couldn't give a fat frogs ass whether or not
we're playing the new olymp biscuit. It's called making Love
to Morgan Walling yep. And the first time I heard it,
I was like, Okay, it's pretty standard issue lymp biscuit.
But I don't hate the chorus, no, you know, and

(01:40:15):
it has it has like it's got something in there
everything you want from a weird limp biscuit.

Speaker 11 (01:40:21):
It's yes, you're not getting Stairway to Heaven, no on depression.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
I don't really want to bread. I'm just telling and
it's basically just another riff off their mission impossible. So yeah,
it's PP five.

Speaker 24 (01:40:37):
You discard and a strange missus for you, sir, get
or man biscuit beats from the Fiber band sign this
deal would have love to hang free style like a
bullet fan affects these balls on a dolphin. Fine, sure,
but I can't complain doing backflips on a candy cane.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
It's so dumb. It's this is the chorus though song
got no job.

Speaker 24 (01:41:01):
But I'm on the clock and you can't stop me
because it full stop.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
Ladies, You're not.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Oh when you're not you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Nope, anyway, the guy, this guy goes that song is
objectively bad. It's only being plague as it's new. Also,
all of Limbiscuit's discography is horrible, so he's coming at
it from one very specific Yeah, the newest Azzi songs
are garbage too. The old one with lead a Ford
is embarrassing. God smack sucks, so goddamn hard Rob doing

(01:41:47):
the nineties weekends is the best thing w MMS has
done since Breaking Rush.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Jesus. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
He goes, how about some deep dives like Dark New
Day Ish? Oh boy, you know where he coming from.
Something nobody has heard in the last twenty years, but
was good. There's a reason nobody's heard that in the
last twenty years. That was like a when seven Dust
was all ready to kill each other, Clint Lowery went
off and made another band. They were fine, but they
were I wouldn't call that something that people are gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Go, Oh my god, what's this man? All the bands
in name check Dark New Day Jase remember them at all?

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Yeah, it was Clint Lowery because we did a thing. God,
I think I was still in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
And we did a thing with them when because we
were real type with seven Dusts. It was like he's like, hey,
I got this new band. But it was him and
like dudes from other bands no one had ever heard of.
And they called it a supergroup. So it was like
him and his brother, a guy from Stuck Mojo or something, right,
I mean, it was peak early odds and they had

(01:42:48):
like one song. And apparently that's what he's using it
as a random example, but I'm like, wow, out of
all the examples to pull Dark New Day Jesus anyway, Uh,
he clearly is casting expersions on the entire career of
one Frederick durrist Olympus.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
And again, it's a band that was made to be
silly and goofy and fun and all that crap. It's
not anything that. I mean again, you're not writing poetry
with those guys. No, I got more Brian, You want
more Brian. You're gonna know it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
It's not a deep dive. It's no Dark New Day.

Speaker 13 (01:43:30):
For yours, right, bass come out in the right with yours.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
You know, he's kind of trying to get the Jim
Morrison vibe of that song. Yeah, took some creative liberties
but still uh, still great. Who covered that back in
the day, like for a soundtrack or something?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Who did?

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
People are strange? It was like Orgy or one of
those other kinds of bands. People are strange, not tiny
tim somebody covered. People are strange by the door. I
know plenty of people have covered, but somebody had like
a hit with it. I know, echoing the bunny Men
did it one hundred years. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

(01:44:14):
I cated the Bunnyman for the Lost Boys mid eighties.
I don't remember that, yeah, okay. And then like ICP
did it or somebody else didn't?

Speaker 13 (01:44:23):
For yours right faces come out in the rage.

Speaker 9 (01:44:29):
With your right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:35):
Yeah. He gets right up to the very end, right
up to the precipice, and then you pivot and jetee
back to Coolsville.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Isn't it out of the rain? Yes, okay, I just
I wanted to make sure it wasn't one of the
ones I misheard.

Speaker 13 (01:44:48):
Yours right faces come out in the ride with yours right, Allen.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
I don't know why everybody is so mad at the
Bodify guy. It's not like German military technology has ever
been used inappropriately.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:08):
Uh listen, hmmm. All the lyrics may suck, but the
music is a bop. Yeah, that's the point talking about. Yes,
they're just they're again. They're fun. You were so mad
at them back in the day. And it's funny when
you hear Fred Durst talk about it now. Read who
he was talking to a couple years ago. Might've been

(01:45:29):
talking to Bill Maher in his podcast and he was like, I.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Wanted to direct movies, man.

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
He goes, this was supposed to be like this kind
of dumb, obviously stupid art project limp biscuit. Because Wes
Borland obviously is a very that's that's the guy that
you would imagine would be joining up in a band
like that, he goes. And then like all the bros
kind of glaned onto it. I mean, for obvious reasons.
He couldn't have been completely ignorant to that fact.

Speaker 11 (01:45:56):
The guy walking around with the backwards red Yankee happiness things,
yeah yep, and then uh yeah they come back around.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Those family values tours were fun though.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:46:11):
I've had Fred Durst and Wes Borland on this show
many times over the years. Over the last thirty years
of my show, I've had Wes Fred durst on probably
half a dozen times. And the only problem I had
was you never knew who you were going to get, right,
So that was the coin flip. Half the time you'd
get Fred, who was like down to chat and cool

(01:46:32):
and whatever, and the other half it was like he
was either bored or leaning into pretending to be dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
And that's so fun because always pretty cool though. Yeah,
I never had a ride with him.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
But if he's I never had him by himself. I
either had Fred or had friend West. And if Fred's
talk and Wes is going to clam up, yeah, or
he's going to co sign Fred. So yeah, Ingelbert humperdink.
People are range, oh boy, well come on the dink

(01:47:05):
the dink.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Oh, Hinka dink.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Yeah, my grandma she called him, Well that is grandma music,
Hinka dink. Yeah, but I don't know that he did
it right. Echo and the bunny Men did it and
uh yeah for the Lost Boys nineteen eighty seven. You
want to know something another movie I've never seen?

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
Lost Boys?

Speaker 5 (01:47:28):
Yeah, how do you like that?

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
That's one you should probably?

Speaker 5 (01:47:30):
How you like that?

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
See?

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
I want to say that's one you should see. But
now it's like I mean that movie. Yeah, you see it,
you'd be like, Okay, I was an after dark guy
when it came to eighties. It was good Empire movie.
I liked that movie. That's like, you know, the introduction
to Keifer Sutherland and those guys, you know, not really,
I guess, because he was already in with the outsiders
and stuff, right he had been around.

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Strange twin Strange. This is the when you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
You think Limbisca is a dumb band name, how about
Echo and the Bunnyman.

Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
This isn't a song you're gonna mess with right now.
It's got like the saloon piano in it.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
And when I do think they messed with it though
no one man when you stream.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
And they used to do it live when these guys
would tore it.

Speaker 9 (01:48:31):
They played live.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
This one's called the Killing Moon. This one is a
dors cover when you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
So they kind of tried to do the ray Manxeric
thing in there too. You know, clearly they had an
affinity for the band. I think they changed the beginning,
did they? What isn't it three notes? Dun dun, dumb
people are strange? And I think they put four in
the beginning of this Robb, You're right, I'm right, right, correct.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
They took their liberties with it. They can't.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
They added a note, I don't like.

Speaker 21 (01:49:07):
It when you streams, when when you stare, you come
on ra when.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
No one man your name?

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
Isn't it more likely that people would remember your name
if you were strange? I mean, I really think so
nobody remembers your name when you're strange. I mean, you know,
I'd be like, oh Jesus that they just go about,
that's a weird dude. What's his name Barry or something?

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Hey, I got to take a break here.

Speaker 4 (01:49:48):
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Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Where's the best place in America to meet single girls
and guys? Do what?

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
Seven three five two?

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
Send me a text if you want burke Alancoxshow dot com,
any Allan cockrow stickers, just email me there quick this
way to get through. Don't forget your address. People will
go you know, listen, I'm happy to reply and say,
what's your address? But I would think that to be

(01:50:37):
able to you know, context clues. Any who skip a step, yeah,
skip a step near dark I believe Sorry, devotion to accuracy.
We're talking about eighties vampire films. I probably said After
Dark and I met Near Dark the late Great Bill
Paxton with the late great is Dennis Hopper, Not Dennis Hopper.
Lance Henrickson. Is he dead?

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
I don't even think I know who that is?

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
He was Bishop in Aliens? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
Okay, longtime collaborator, an actor. No, he is still alive.
He's eighty five years old. He was in the Terminator.
He's one of the cops. He was in Hard Target
with Jean Claude van Dam. It was in an X
Files type show thirty years ago called Millennium, like Leance
Hendrickson a lot anyway, Yeah, Near Dark was the film.

(01:51:29):
Uh limb Biscuit of the House of Blues? Is that correct?
Am I connecting the two? Somebody said, somebody just texted
me they announced a date in June at the House
of Blues. I don't know who the they is, m
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
It couldn't be Limb Biscuit, right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:48):
I certainly don't think so, unless they're talking about Uh,
I don't know who they're talking maybe Echo and the Bunnyman.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
Tiya who's number three fourteen on our blacklist? Ellen, who
hurt you? You've never watched Lost Boys? Shame with multiple
exclamation who hurt you? Points? Well, Listen, I realize that's
an iconic film, right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
There's a lot of ionic films you haven't seen that
one is like the bottom of the list of things.
I'm like, wow, you haven't seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
Yeah, because I wasn't like that's like emo gothy kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
That wasn't my thing. I didn't need.

Speaker 5 (01:52:22):
You know, there's a lot of movies that I didn't
watch because there was nobody in the film that represented me.
I wasn't, you know, Goonies. I think Goonies sucks because
I was like, the movie's not for me. There's nobody
in there that I identify with Lost Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Yeah, I get it, like, you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Know, their mom's divorced and they go to another town
and there's you know, vampire movies are fundamentally you know,
romantic in their fantasy. I get it, But that wasn't
for me. I didn't care about the Lost Boys. I
like Near Dark, I like Fright Night. So you know,

(01:53:05):
I wasn't really paying attention to Lost Boys. But again,
I understand you know a lot of heavy hitters in there,
and uh that it was an iconic film at that time.
The two Corri's were in it, right, But so Tia,
no one hurt I should say that. Yes, plain people
hurt me, but it had nothing to do with the
Lost Boys.

Speaker 9 (01:53:28):
Hey Rat, Hey little radio buddy Rat, how are you.
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm just cutting grass
for my motorcycle mechanic Bayla and I just got done
to hanging Christmas lights already.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
It feels early.

Speaker 9 (01:53:47):
Yeah, we well there, we got some Indians. They do
the dwally, so we get out there. We Uh, that's
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
That's a festival of lights.

Speaker 9 (01:53:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying all day. Festival
of lights, festival of lights.

Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
Wait were you doing it in Were you doing the
Devaley voice? Is that what you were doing? I mean
that didn't start to think until the Halloween.

Speaker 9 (01:54:07):
I was doing the voice that was being weird. I've
worked for my brother's law.

Speaker 5 (01:54:12):
The rats out there going big big, They're like, yeah,
don't don't, let's not please just hang the lights.

Speaker 9 (01:54:20):
I could do that. My one of my best friends
is Indian. But anyways, I can do that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
I dated a lot of Indian girls in college, and
it was celebrating Devali with them. And I would never
have done that around there.

Speaker 4 (01:54:32):
Oh, I couldn't wait for Nevada.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
I would have never done that, even though it probably
would have gotten them quite hot. They like slumming it
a voice. Well, what do you want me to say? Okay,
so you're hanging the hanging the lights and what else?

Speaker 9 (01:54:48):
Yeah, hanging the light. I just want to Yeah, it's
been a while, it's been I haven't talked to you forever,
but you gave a shout out back in May when
Mama Mama Rat passed away. I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
Sorry to hear that. Sorry for your loss.

Speaker 9 (01:55:01):
Yeah, man, Hey, a twelve years in an old person's home,
it really softens the blow. I mean we were praying
for it, bro okay and uh.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Yeah, so she's literally gone to a better place.

Speaker 9 (01:55:13):
Oh, one hundred percent. I mean all those tattoo neck
nurses dropping her on the floor, you know, you know, whatever,
it's over, bit man, and God bless her. She was
a great mama. And then I missed the boat ride
because my sister had a baby like a day or
two before that, and I could. I couldn't see myself
day drinking while she's in the hospital suffering. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
Well, that's that's very thoughtful of you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Check Rat, Yep, could have been out with us instead,
you're thinking of others.

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
I'm sorry, that's not gonna fly if you're gonna hang
with me and Rock. Thinking of others to altruism has
no place in our company, Rat.

Speaker 9 (01:55:51):
I know, I know. And uh, one more thing you
guys were talking about a couple couple of weeks ago.
You know, I've been trying to call I don't think
anyone's answering the phone. I heard Rob and now he's
whispering to me.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
I'm like that, well, because he's in there. He's in
the room with me.

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
We're trying to get a phone screener so I can
have somebody pick up the goddamn phones. Poor Rob is
over here having to like, you know, we're in the
same room.

Speaker 9 (01:56:15):
He sounded like he was under the desk. But yeah,
a couple of weeks ago talking about being considerate, Yeah,
dudes were you know you talk about dudes going pooping
litter box as well. I got to sign toop that
real quick, was I you know, Yeah, there was, Yeah,
there was all kinds of litter box stuff going on.
So I think the statue of limitations is over. As

(01:56:36):
I told you, I grew up with Ryan Dunn, and
one of the things we used to do when we
were little, besides chase my stepsister and her friends around
with our wieners, we used to be in the basement
watching MTV. Madonna comes on, and we'd take our turns
and we'd go over the litter box and we'd pump
that poodle right into the litter box. I'm not kidding, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
You guys would pop off into the litter box.

Speaker 9 (01:56:58):
Into the litter box. My poor stepmother, you know, the
cats sitting there waiting. The cat is like thirty years old.
We had a cat named Broke. We called her the
broke Ass Cat. But here's the problem. Later on during dinner,
the cat would get done us in a litter box
and come upstairs and then have these sweat cement boots on,
and my stepmom didn't had no idea what why.

Speaker 5 (01:57:19):
For months and months, this poor woman's at some point
danes to marry Rat's dad, and now she has to
contend with his son whacking off into the litter box
Rob while he when he's not chasing girls around with
his wiener, hanging out. Oh it was a different time,

(01:57:41):
wasn't it.

Speaker 9 (01:57:42):
It was dude, the eighties in Brexville, growing up with Dunn,
that poor cat walking across the kitchen while we're eating
dinner with Cement boots on. Man. Oh god, all right,
I gotta get back.

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
Wait Rat, So wait Rad before you go?

Speaker 5 (01:57:54):
How did you not end up as a core group
in the birth of Jackass?

Speaker 4 (01:58:00):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:58:01):
Right when Ryan we lived in Echo Hills, which is
funny because Kat knew exactly where Echo Hills was, and
I think around high school, maybe sophomore senior year he
moved to Parma from Brexville. We hung out. Then all
of a sudden, I didn't see him until I was
in my twenties. And then one day he walks into
the grog shop and all my boys are there, like bartenders, Brett,

(01:58:24):
Is that your boy done? And I hadn't seen him
for probably six seven years. I get up. He's got
a pass blue ribbon, I got a Guinness. We meet
eyes and lock into a man hug and it was
the best time. And I saw him every maybe couple
months every once twice a year until he did pass
away in that car wreck. So do you go?

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
So do you go to the funeral when that happens?
I mean that was like fifteen years ago.

Speaker 12 (01:58:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:58:50):
Strangely, my stepsister Lisa was downtown at a bar the
day before the funeral and missus Dunn, God bless her.
Linda was uh holding back where the location of the
funeral was going to be. And my sister's sitting there
with I think Steve O the manager, BAM, a couple
other dudes, uh, and they didn't know where the funeral

(01:59:12):
was because it wasn't going to be let out to
know until the day before the night before, And I
got this callum like.

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
Are you kidding? I assume they didn't want a mob scene.

Speaker 9 (01:59:21):
Yeah, yeah, but I I, uh yeah, I know where
as grave as I haven't gone, but I you know,
I got pictures of him and me and Halloween and
all the all the things he didn't jet in that movie.
We did in Brexfail, burning the woods down, cutting tails
off of fish. I mean, we were horrible little bastards.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
It feels like Ryan Dunn took the genesis of Jackass
right out of Rat's hands. Rob and ran off. Yeah,
and became quite successful with it. And Rat is back here,
hanging up de Volley lights.

Speaker 9 (01:59:55):
That's right, cutting grass for my motor must mooted my
cycle mechanic. Bailiff back right, Okay, all right, bros. I
just I just want to say hi. I haven't been
able to get through. I figured you guys blocked me
because you know all your people want me to be
your phone screener.

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
I don't block people. Were at you always are welcome here,
all right, all right, I love you, all.

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
Right, thank you.

Speaker 21 (02:00:18):
Rat.

Speaker 11 (02:00:19):
Until this exact moment and I googled Ryan Dunn, I
had no idea he was from Madinah, Yeah, Medinah, And
I didn't he's buried in Brexville. Yeah, I had no
idea he was an Ohio guy, especially the town I
live in.

Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
No clue well.

Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
Born in Medina. I don't think he grew up there,
but I think, like maybe his mom is there or something. No,
he grew up in oh God, Pennsylvania. I think that's
how he met Bam. I think isn't Bam from Philly.

Speaker 11 (02:00:46):
Yeah, it says he was born here, grew up in Williamsville,
New York and then moved to west Chester, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Okay, interesting, yeah, no, no idea. Multiple people are texting me.

Speaker 5 (02:00:59):
I'm sorry pumping the poodle. I've never heard that before,
and that's why I can't say that anymore. Listen, that's uh,
that's what uh, you know, that's what Rat does.

Speaker 11 (02:01:07):
I was going to ask what he meant, and then
he cleared it up for me. Pumping the poodle cement shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
Yeah, poor cat was I didn't get what was before
he came and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:01:27):
Well, I had sperm news lined up, but I guess
Rat pretty much set it.

Speaker 12 (02:01:31):
Up for me the.

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Perfect segue.

Speaker 5 (02:01:37):
Coincidentally, Hooters I thought was all but dead. I thought
that the Hooters chain had been buried. But apparently the
guys who are the original founders of Hooters. These are
four old, creepy dudes who founded Hooters and plan on

(02:01:58):
saving the chain, saying America needs us. So okay again,
I don't know if they've got a great handle on
the culture right now, but they said, we don't want
to leave the Hooters world in the condition that it's in.
Four guys who are the original founders of Hooters for

(02:02:22):
Florida friends who thought it would be fun to open
a restaurant in the nineteen eighties that they wouldn't get
kicked out of. That sounds me where they were coming from.
You know, like when you get drunk with your boys
as a younger man and every sob and you go,
we just open a bar.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
We need our own place. These guys did it.

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
They're all in their seventies now and they're buying back franchises.
I guess they had too much money and figured why
not set it on fire. Neil Keefer is the CEO
of the original Hooters founders group, and so they said, well,

(02:03:04):
we'd like to buy a part of Hooters. The twenty
two locations in Florida and Chicago were averaging about five
million dollars annually per location, but the other ones were
bringing in less than half that. So basically Hooters was
being propped up by Florida and Chicago and the original

(02:03:29):
three other guys said, we need to open a restaurant
like a hole in the head, but America needs us,
And so the og Hooters crew is coming back. They're
leading a deal to acquire one hundred eleven Hooters' locations
out of bankruptcy. There were a couple here, right, Is

(02:03:50):
there any saving it?

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
Though?

Speaker 5 (02:03:53):
Well, I'm curious what they think they're going to do
to it, because it's not nineteen eighty anymore, Right, surely
they know that. I mean, you're not going to I
don't think anybody's going to put that kind of money
in without a prospectus that tells them, well, here's your
path to get miss back on track. But I think
the way that you do that, it's not going to

(02:04:14):
be that spirit of Hooters. I think these guys see
an opportunity to pay pennies on the dollar for some
locations they're going to shut her anyway, and they'll go, well,
let's just buy these and then figure it out.

Speaker 2 (02:04:26):
I don't know. I don't know what their plan is. Yeah,
I just don't know how you save it. I think
it's a it's a gone brand.

Speaker 5 (02:04:34):
I mean the last one here was in the Flats
and that was twenty years ago. I think there was
one in Parma, but I mean when I lived in Pittsburgh,
there was one down at Station Square that's long gone.

Speaker 9 (02:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:04:48):
They were good for, like you know, aside from the
obvious that why people would go in the first place.
They were good for like fantasy football drafts and crap
like that. That's where people were going there. The last
that I went, I mean that was twenty years ago
when we had one in Providence. Yeah, the Chicago ones
are still open. There's one in the city and there's
one in the burbs. My sister used to work at

(02:05:09):
the one in the city, but the managers couldn't keep
their hands off the girls.

Speaker 2 (02:05:15):
She's like, f this.

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
Yeah, she was there for like six months. She's like,
you know, you kind of know what you're getting into,
but you thought, you know, be a little more just
on nineteen eighty one, right, I mean you know it's
like you thought that you wouldn't necessarily have to you
might have to contend with you know, double entundra or
something like that from the customers, but not you know,

(02:05:36):
the bros that get the tap on the shoulder to
manage the place playing grab ass.

Speaker 11 (02:05:44):
Yeah, I mean, I just I don't know, the whole
thing seems even even if it's the original founders, it's
just such a different time.

Speaker 5 (02:05:50):
Like you were going there for the view, right, was
never great? Food was ghastly, Yeah, ever remember having a
good meal?

Speaker 11 (02:06:00):
So I think it's just like I don't know, man,
And now you're gonna in twenty twenty five, you're gonna
double down on that, Like it just seems like.

Speaker 2 (02:06:09):
That's not going to be a good business model.

Speaker 5 (02:06:11):
Well, by the way, it's not like you have zero competition.
I mean, you had a novelty, a novel idea. But
you know, it's not like all of the quote unquote
restaurants are gone, right, they're decimated, But it's not like
you don't have any competition. What was the one we
had that gig at? There used to be a Zuta
near me right there, used to be a tilted Kilt
down here. Now it was something else there. It was

(02:06:34):
like a kind of like a Hooters. It was a
big place. Oh god, I want to say it was
out in like Brunswick area something like that. Not wild Eagle. No,
that's not one of those places. Now, we had something
there and I just I didn't know that's what it was.
So when I walked in it, oh, like, oh god,
I think I know what you're talking about. It's like
Target or something has like there's a it's a chain.

Speaker 11 (02:06:57):
It's like a sports bar type of place, and I
just I can't remember what the name of the place was,
but they like we were supposed to be there like
three times and they got canceled and they finally had us.

Speaker 5 (02:07:08):
It was for a cock's out or something. Yeah, it
might give away. It wasn't, Tom, I know what you're
talking about. It's like, what is Somebody will tell me
is it Madna or mena or something. I feel like
it's out that Medina way. Yeah, it definitely is.

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
It's like hots, eyes hot, something hot, something's right hot
because the girls are like short shorts, right, yeah, sports bar.
Somebody will tell me. I don't know hot shots.

Speaker 5 (02:07:36):
No, I don't know. I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
hot shots, hoots in Brunswick and that was I remember.
We didn't none, we didn't know. And I remember walking
in there and I was like, whoa, Like those are
short shows. Oh they're all wearing those. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:07:55):
Also in sperm News, do you know who Angela White is?
I do, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:08:00):
Angela White is a very popular and successful porn star.
She's Australian and you'll be happy to know if you're
familiar with her work.

Speaker 2 (02:08:09):
She never says rn R.

Speaker 3 (02:08:14):
R.

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
Yes. She got into porn at eighteen and quickly became
one of the most recognizable faces.

Speaker 2 (02:08:21):
She's lovely, she's curvy if you like that accent. She's
all about it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:26):
She runs her own production company, right, She's been in
the biz for a long time, still going at it,
still open for anything. And she was doing some show
overseas and they were like, who would be on your
celebrity bang list or if you could have a cameo,
who would it be? And they were very surprised by

(02:08:46):
her answer. Her answer was David Attenborough.

Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
The old guy.

Speaker 5 (02:08:52):
Yes. Well, what she said was, she goes, I'm obsessed
with David Attenborough. I would love for him to narrate
one of my porn scenes. He's the guy that does
those nature documentaries. The guy's like almost one hundred years old,
if he isn't already, and he has this, here's some
David Edberg BBC Earth. I think people instantly recognize the voice.

Speaker 26 (02:09:19):
The marine snow they miss eventually settles on the seafloor.

Speaker 5 (02:09:27):
Now anyway, David Edinburgh like his brother. It's a very
prominent British family, the Edinborough's. His brother was the old
guy in Jurassen Park. Richard Amberough was what's what's his
name of the movie John Hamerson Hammond, So Angela White.
Because I love David Amborough. I would love for him
to narrate one of my porn films.

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
No, and he's already familiar with the BBC, so that
should work out well.

Speaker 5 (02:09:51):
Ww Delton take two ready wmms Rob on Instagram, Thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:09:59):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:09:59):
I we don't have a lot of pull, Rob, but
I am technically in showbiz and I'm also a huge
fan of nature documentaries. And I was able to have
a couple of strings polled and they put me in
touch with David Attenborough's people, and I asked, if I
wrote you some lines for an Angela White film, would

(02:10:22):
you perform them? And he said, and I quote indubably, so,
I don't know. I've sent these to her. I don't
know if she'll use them right. She's not one of
my faves, but I appreciate her work and if I can,
in any way be the conduit between these two titans

(02:10:42):
of cinema coming together, where are the clips I sent
her David Attenborough cut for me.

Speaker 26 (02:10:49):
To the unchained eye, you might think that someone so
diminutive could never accommodate two of those giant appendages inside
of her at once, but you'd be wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:11:01):
I think it sounds great. I think it sounds great.
I send these to her people. It's up to her
she wants to use.

Speaker 3 (02:11:10):
This.

Speaker 26 (02:11:10):
Australian Beauty is currently having ghastly things done to her backside.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
Yeah, listen, you can watch this all day.

Speaker 26 (02:11:20):
Ghastly angel of white has taken a face full of fight.

Speaker 5 (02:11:27):
You see, we did the right I get it. Yeah,
so I sent the I had him caught of my
senator people. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 26 (02:11:34):
And so, with eyes bloodshot, mushroom tap marks on her
sweater meat, and mascara running down her cheeks, Our Australian
Beauty goes down under once more.

Speaker 5 (02:11:47):
Oh God, that voice, it's no wonder she loves that guy?

Speaker 2 (02:11:50):
Once again? Once again?

Speaker 21 (02:11:52):
Is that what he said?

Speaker 3 (02:11:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:11:53):
Once more? Oh, once more?

Speaker 26 (02:11:55):
And so, with eyes bloodshot, mushroom tap marks on her
sweat of meat, and moscota running down her cheeks, Out
Australian Beauty goes down Under once more.

Speaker 2 (02:12:07):
Right, once more, there's your spur.

Speaker 5 (02:12:14):
Listen. I, like I said, I don't have a lot
of polls, so I like to help in any possible
way that I can you imagine me having a credit
in the pornographic film industry? Robbed great other than my
old credits from back in college. But I was young
and I needed the money, and.

Speaker 2 (02:12:30):
You definitely wouldn't be the only Cocks. That's true, plural, Hey,
one of those the.

Speaker 4 (02:12:41):
Car show on one one of life's most pressing questions, what.

Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
Do I like about allan Cocks?

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
Finally answered, all right, I don't like it much about you.
Show one.

Speaker 5 (02:13:36):
I wonder if this was here, you know, part of
a live three was recorded in Cleveland. I wonder if
this is one of them live three open creatures of
the night. I got a letter from Jim he goes, boy,
I was listening to a lot of Kiss over the
weekend because he's freely died. And here at MMS we
were playing a lot of Kiss, right yep, Corey was
playing a lot, Dan was playing a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:13:57):
Those guys are huge, huge Kiss fans, and Jim Goes.

Speaker 5 (02:14:01):
Eventually I listened to a live three and it's an
unpopular opinion, but that's my favorite live Kiss album. And
so A live three was these guys. It was Kiss
at their grimiest right. They were on the Revenge tour
so it would have been ninety two or ninety three.
No makeup. This was right before they reunited with Ace.
That Psycho Circus tour would have been a few years later.

(02:14:23):
And so A Live three is a lot of they're
not going way back, they're doing stuff off Revenge. They're
doing a lot of creatures of the night, lick it up,
and you know late eighties kiss Jim goes, you guys
were talking about Paul Stanley Banter. Please listen to the
song Forever on that album, the Best Paul Stanley Banter

(02:14:48):
leading in to take it Off. I don't know what
that means. There's no song called take it Off. But
A Live three was recorded in Cleveland, Detroit, and Indianapolis.
It was on that Revenge tour, so that would have
been ninety two. I like A Live three too. I
remember I had it on CD. We had extra copies
the radio station I was working for. I was interning,

(02:15:10):
and we got a bunch of extra copies of Kiss
a Live three. And our music director, a guy named
Dave Benson, he goes, you want a copy of Kiss
A Life three?

Speaker 4 (02:15:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:15:22):
Because I had Revenge and I liked Revenge, I was like,
this is Kiss's answer to grunge and Kiss always going
to be Kiss. But it wasn't bad. Revenge had on
Holly on it I think it was. It was the
first one with Eric Singer, who I think it's from
Euclid or Oliriy or something. Eric Singer's from out here,

(02:15:42):
and because Eric Carr had died, and so it was
their first album after Eric Carr. Eric Carr died, by
the way, the same day, I believe as Freddy Mercury,
and so Freddy Mercury got all of the attention. Eric
car got very little. But Kiss a life book anyway,

(02:16:03):
So forever off of a Live three banter, I.

Speaker 13 (02:16:07):
Haven't time with you this one.

Speaker 5 (02:16:09):
The place Live clucks like a damn Christmas tree?

Speaker 3 (02:16:13):
Is that? It is?

Speaker 13 (02:16:13):
That?

Speaker 27 (02:16:14):
It?

Speaker 5 (02:16:17):
I mean, it's it's classic Paul Stanley right. The place
lights up like a Christmas tree. I feel like, if
you're gonna do a lot of banter, have some ready
because you're gonna use it. You can use the same
banter every night. You're going city to city. You can

(02:16:38):
use the same banter every night, but have some stuff
that's you know, this place lands up like a Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
That makes sense. People are holding up ninety two people
are holding up lighters.

Speaker 5 (02:16:51):
You know how we feel about Christmas? Yeah, no, Manie,
I just don't. I fall ass backwards into him and
I don't. Don't you know, I don't when they went
that out here is celebrating Christmas. If you can't, I tripped.

(02:17:17):
How do you have that leg? Bock your old juice?

Speaker 10 (02:17:22):
How do you have that leg?

Speaker 5 (02:17:25):
And I smoke glass of.

Speaker 13 (02:17:30):
That. You know what?

Speaker 5 (02:17:36):
Every time we play this song, oh play side stuff
like a Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
No, I meant Menora, I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:17:47):
Christmas tree.

Speaker 12 (02:17:51):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:17:51):
Nobody can get him back like Paul Stanley. Yeah, okay,
thank you. I don't know if that's what you were
talking about. Maybe some if I misunder stood your email,
maybe some clarification. Jim that to me. If that's the
best banter there is on a live three and.

Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
It's not very good dancing some thin gruel.

Speaker 5 (02:18:09):
One the place last cups, it's like a damn Christmas tree.
By the way, that sounds post prod. Oh yeah, that
sounds added. You know, Kiss as famous for sweetening their
live records, which is not on you know, it's not
obviously a lot of bands do that. There's comedians that
do that, they'll put laughs in or or whatever. Eddie
Murphy's old records he put laughs in all over the place.

(02:18:30):
And it wasn't anybody funnier than him. That sounds added
in later, and that just compounds the problem. If that's
what you had. He goes, Oh, you know what I
should have said there Christmas Tree.

Speaker 2 (02:18:45):
And I should have said damn in front of Christmas Tree.
I should I didn't. I just said.

Speaker 4 (02:18:54):
He kiss you?

Speaker 5 (02:18:54):
Kind of. Every time we play this one.

Speaker 22 (02:19:02):
Opens up not a mother fan venus flat trap.

Speaker 11 (02:19:06):
Paul, Let's try that one again. Uh, but let's this time.
Why don't we think about what lights up?

Speaker 22 (02:19:17):
You know, every time we played this song, this whole place,
that's so fuck a trading signal.

Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
It's good, it's good, but it's not right. What else
more lights? Think more lights, Paul.

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
You know, every time we play this one, it's like rare.
He's hanging on the mounty ice.

Speaker 3 (02:19:42):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:19:43):
That's a keeper locking in.

Speaker 5 (02:19:47):
You know, he could have been in jet ass if
only he put.

Speaker 4 (02:19:51):
On some of his hairs.

Speaker 2 (02:19:53):
AnyWho, All right, well say they were cutting the tails
off of golfe helfish.

Speaker 5 (02:20:00):
Okay, thank you, Jim appreciate that. You want to see
a wild picture. So Brock is our bureau chief in Cumberland, Maryland.
He's the guy that keeps the flatuo log right, but
he's a custodian. That's his day. Gig here, I'll find
you some. This was the latest submission from Brock. He
just records these these are unsolicited, and then he just

(02:20:21):
sends them to us. So that was one that he
just sent us.

Speaker 2 (02:20:27):
Well, that's right. Those are his medicine parts, right, he was.

Speaker 5 (02:20:31):
In recovery for some Yeah, yeah, m hmm, that's one there.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
Oh the wind chimes.

Speaker 5 (02:20:39):
I forgot about the wind chimes, right, he's just kicking
it outside, getting some fresh air.

Speaker 2 (02:20:47):
That mix. It's too intrusive.

Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:20:53):
This guy is the worst.

Speaker 5 (02:20:54):
Goddamn Look, if you're watching the live stream, you're going
to see the photo. Here Brock, our Cumberland, Maryland beera chief.
He got stung by three yellow jackets in his mouth.
Oh my god, see that picture. His face is all
swollen out. He's got like an ice pack on his
neck or something. And Jesus look at that. Oh, Jesus

(02:21:16):
figured you and Rob would get a laugh out of
my pain. I laughing at that. Boy, I remember getting
stung because there was a bee inside a can of
coke or lacroix or something when I.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
Was like I was in high school. Well that's not
funny at all, this poor bastard. Huh uh wow.

Speaker 5 (02:21:33):
But because I'm selfish and I only think of the
show rob whatever, they give him painkiller wise, how will
that affect his gastro intestinal tract?

Speaker 2 (02:21:45):
Good point, right, it's good point. We are going to
get some amazing yellow jacket farts.

Speaker 11 (02:21:49):
If only he'd gotten stung in the anus, needed those colonoscopies,
then he would have had the recovery farts.

Speaker 5 (02:21:56):
Guys, I'm generally known as the pantiless Coustone, but boy,
it really bit me this time. I got a special
dispensation from my place of employment. They let me clean
up after hours not wearing pants. I should never have
tried to take on that hornet's nest on my own,
but there it is. So there's brock, get betterpill. They're

(02:22:23):
in Cumberland, Maryland. We have bureau cheese all over these
United States and Canada. And I heard from Robin, who
is one of our bureau chiefs up north. Justin is
in Honolulu, and we have bureau chiefs all over the
great state of Arizona. We have at least thirty bureau
chiefs throughout the state of Arizona. There's Brandon and Glendale
and mattin Florence and Brian and Yuma and Caitlin and

(02:22:45):
Prescott and on and on and on. And I mentioned
this because they are telling people in Arizona they've been
getting a lot of rainfall in Phoenix and what it
has brought with it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:01):
Is toxic toads. Oh good.

Speaker 5 (02:23:04):
And they are telling people, hey, because what happens, you know,
in a lot of these desert communities, what do people
do when they see a toad?

Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
Lick it?

Speaker 5 (02:23:12):
Lick it because a desert toad has a neurotoxin on it. Right,
this will be the next fad sweeping columbus back in
the day. It's an old Native American traditions. You know,
people who knew what they were doing. You'd either snort
the frog or you'd lick its belly or whatever. They're
telling people because what's in that toad belly is what

(02:23:33):
you find in things like ayahuasca. You know, it's called DMT.
And they're telling people in Arizona. Hey, don't lick the toads.

Speaker 27 (02:23:45):
You know, if you have a dog that you're walking
around this time, or if you have a backyard, you
kind of let them loose, let them free. Maybe keep
a closer eye, because these toads are now out in about.

Speaker 5 (02:23:55):
Supporter looks like he's fourteen years old. By the way,
that's how easy it is now to get on local.

Speaker 9 (02:24:00):
Television breaking from hibernation.

Speaker 27 (02:24:02):
And if your dog licks one of these toads, it
could be pretty deadly, pretty quick. These toads have a
neurotoxin that they admit as a defense mechanism, and it
contains a psychedelic compound called DMT this.

Speaker 5 (02:24:15):
Look at that big boy, who could be scared of him?
I lock away. You ever snorted a frog? No, sir,
get the whole frog up your nostril.

Speaker 2 (02:24:23):
Who never did that? Never licked the frog back in
the day.

Speaker 5 (02:24:25):
Nope, I was doing that visiting some friends at the
University of Illinois in nineteen ninety one. Rob, it's out
there licking toads. I was running around panciless like brock
and Cumberland, Maryland.

Speaker 27 (02:24:39):
The same compound in magic mushrooms or ayahuasca. Some people
will chase these toads down to try to get high. Again,
very toxic. You're taking a look now at the Sonoran
desert toad from the Phoenix Zoo. This and the Colorado
River toad is what you'll see out and about after
this recent rainfall.

Speaker 5 (02:24:55):
Again, medical professions, imagine you're you have a zoo people
are breaking into so they can lick the toad the
desert toes as urging.

Speaker 27 (02:25:02):
People do not lick these toads to try to get high.
You could get really sick or even.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
Die from that.

Speaker 27 (02:25:08):
People again, should also keep your dogs away from these
if they can, if you can as well. We spoke
to doctor Gray Stafford, a zoologist whose German shepherd actually
licked one of these toads thankfully survived. He tells us
what you should do so your dog can survive too
if they come across one of these toads.

Speaker 18 (02:25:25):
The first thing that we do is to take a
garden hose and flush their tongue and then make plans
to get to a mercy.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
Wait the toad's tongue, right, makes sense?

Speaker 5 (02:25:35):
Or flush the toad tongue of the person who licked
the toad, well, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:25:38):
You want to flush the toad of the neurotox and
see you pump it full of water, all the water
starts coming out the other end. That you know he's clean. Yeah,
but it's on their belly. Shut up out clinic right away.

Speaker 18 (02:25:49):
It's the key thing is you want to keep their
body temperature from spiking because that can lead to seizure
and death. And so you know, quick, rinse in the tongue,
work that tongue.

Speaker 13 (02:25:58):
Get down.

Speaker 2 (02:25:59):
Yeah, well you heard him right there, Frank, work that tongue.

Speaker 5 (02:26:06):
If you run into one of those Sonoran desert toads,
those are the kind of stories you have to have
a local television in these desert communities.

Speaker 2 (02:26:14):
Hey, I now listen.

Speaker 5 (02:26:16):
I fully understand being on the lookout so that your
pets aren't licking toads. But you're trying to tell grown
ass men and women out there in Phoenix. You ever
been to Phoenix? You are trying to do whatever you
can do to forget you're in Phoenix. So, yeah, you're
gonna lick some toads.

Speaker 2 (02:26:37):
What do they say?

Speaker 5 (02:26:38):
You gotta kiss a lot of toads before you find
a prince rob The young ladies lick a lot of toads. Also,
since they've gotten all this rain, there's all these mushrooms,
and so poison control goes, Hey, it's real hard to
tell which is which unless you are a into your micellium, miceoleum,
your micellium, and know what they call like mushroom communities mushroom.

(02:27:05):
So they're like, hey, call poison control if you got
any toxic toad questions.

Speaker 2 (02:27:11):
Hey, is this poison control?

Speaker 5 (02:27:13):
It is?

Speaker 2 (02:27:14):
Hey, I found a toad.

Speaker 5 (02:27:15):
I want to if I can lick it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:16):
The guy that TV told me.

Speaker 9 (02:27:18):
Work my tongue.

Speaker 2 (02:27:19):
What color is the toadster?

Speaker 5 (02:27:21):
It's a lot of colors, bro, I gave it a
little you aready, okay, a lot of colors.

Speaker 2 (02:27:26):
Pre licked the toad, okay, So I would wait on
the second lick and I didn't pre lick it you
like you called us and asked if it was okay
to you already licked it. Yeah, okay, I'm out here.

Speaker 5 (02:27:39):
Uh I just humped a cactus.

Speaker 11 (02:27:40):
Okay, that's not good either. No, not for my balls,
just the balls. That's the only only challenge right now
is your is your ball?

Speaker 9 (02:27:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:27:49):
You got me a t bagged to cactus? Okay, so
you're tea bagged to cactus. Was this before or after
licking the toad sir? This is before? Man, Okay, I
don't even know there were toads. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (02:28:02):
I would say if you're close or it's possible, I
would get to an emergency room.

Speaker 12 (02:28:06):
Sir.

Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
It sounds as though you may have some issues. Cool man, Thanks,
sure thing and scene wow good bye.

Speaker 12 (02:28:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:28:13):
Anyway, So for our bureau chieves out Phoenix way, specifically,
don't lick the toads or do keep your pets away.

Speaker 2 (02:28:22):
I'm not here to tell you what's what.

Speaker 11 (02:28:24):
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened with Leo
last night. The puppy us a year old. Now it's
still a puppy.

Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
But Melissa was out with him and she called me
and she's like, can you come get him please? Something
just happened.

Speaker 5 (02:28:34):
He's like his mouth is like like not foamy, but
you know, like he's got something going on, and he
keeps like shaking his head like he ate something.

Speaker 11 (02:28:42):
Oh boy, So I ran out and I grabbed the
dog and I bring him. He's got nothing in his mouth,
but he does he's got like a little like a
extra drool in his in his uh beard. Yeah, and
I'm looking nothing. So the only thing I could come
up with is he either did exactly what we're talking
about but it wasn't anything bad, or he got stung
in the mouth by something. It's the only thing I
could think of, because when he came in, I gave

(02:29:04):
him some water. He drank a bunch of water, had
a treat, and then he was kind of okay for
the rest of the night. Now he's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:29:09):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (02:29:09):
So I don't know what the hell he got into,
but it was wild nerd, like pretty nerve wracking for
a couple of minutes.

Speaker 9 (02:29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29:16):
That's the thing is, dogs can't tell you what's up, right,
what'd you do? I don't know, hay something yeah right,
some crafts. It was a frog jumping around, so I
hate it.

Speaker 5 (02:29:26):
Yeah, I recognize it from the Yucatan Peninsula.

Speaker 22 (02:29:29):
Man got right up in there sixty nine to snorn
desert dumb.

Speaker 2 (02:29:35):
That just makes no sense to me, man, Like, why
are you just gonna pick something up and lick it?

Speaker 4 (02:29:39):
Why not?

Speaker 20 (02:29:40):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (02:29:40):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:29:42):
That's different. How I get most of my gum talking
about it? Yes, Oh, park bench ABC gum. That's right,
Alan Brandon coxx gum Allan.

Speaker 4 (02:29:57):
Cox Show on one seven ohms.

Speaker 22 (02:30:02):
Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up
their asses waiting for you to call.

Speaker 3 (02:30:09):
So cool call the Alan Cox Show two one six,
five seven eight one double oh seven or one eight
hundred three four eighty one double oh seven. You know

(02:30:32):
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:30:32):
Time?

Speaker 5 (02:30:33):
What out here playing Phoenix? How you guys listen now
this busnor their toads?

Speaker 4 (02:30:38):
You know we said that somebody else?

Speaker 21 (02:30:40):
Does you not?

Speaker 5 (02:30:41):
They go song?

Speaker 21 (02:30:42):
Who said they go?

Speaker 2 (02:30:43):
So theme song?

Speaker 5 (02:30:46):
When they play the big Phoenix dome out there?

Speaker 4 (02:30:50):
Hold on?

Speaker 9 (02:30:51):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (02:30:51):
Did someone suggests you nicktoes.

Speaker 4 (02:30:57):
The toad.

Speaker 12 (02:31:00):
Right?

Speaker 21 (02:31:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:31:00):
I'm sorry? I thought you said to.

Speaker 18 (02:31:05):
Work to get that slime off.

Speaker 4 (02:31:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:31:09):
Oh, I enjoy looking to.

Speaker 18 (02:31:11):
Get that slime off. Work that tongue, baby, work that tongue,
Get that slime off.

Speaker 5 (02:31:22):
Hey, your Cleveland Cavaliers hold that little reverb there, Hey,
Cavaliers back on actual on Wednesday night, beginning of the
regular season, not here at home. That won't happen until
Sunday the Calves play the Knicks. I guess that would
probably be the Knicks home opener wouldn't it. It would

(02:31:43):
your New York Knickerbockers take on the Cleveland Cavaliers. Everybody
in attendance at Madison Square Garden will get the lick
the Calves.

Speaker 2 (02:31:53):
Toads t shirt did some Wednesday licked Toes Toads Toes.

Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
Cavs Nicks seven o'clock Wednesday, and then they will play
the nets in Brooklyn on Friday, and which means that
Calves will be getting into some trouble in Gotham on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (02:32:13):
Right, you don't really have You don't really have that
much anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:32:19):
I mean that's why it's so professional sports has changed
so much that the outliers are the ones who like
publicly get into trouble. Right back in the day, these
guys were, you know, puffin darts in the dugout. Oh yeah,
they're doing coke like at nightclubs with fans and stuff. Now,

(02:32:40):
you know, those guys weren't making tens of millions of
dollars a year either. So now these guys are assets
for billion dollar corporations. You don't have a lot of
Plexico Burrs with a gun in his sweatpants and a
nightclub anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:32:56):
That's a name we shall not mention if you don't
mind me.

Speaker 5 (02:33:00):
So the Cavs home opener won't happen until Sunday against
the Milwaukee Bucks, and everybody will get a whole bunch
of goodies.

Speaker 21 (02:33:09):
There.

Speaker 5 (02:33:09):
I saw they're putting two Swenson's locations in at the
Rocket Arena.

Speaker 2 (02:33:13):
Really, yeah, that's pretty awesome, two concession stands.

Speaker 5 (02:33:17):
I held off on Swenson's for a long time because
I you know, I was just being contrarian or whatever.
People were like, you.

Speaker 2 (02:33:23):
Gonna get a gilly boy, You gotta get a gilly boy.

Speaker 5 (02:33:26):
And I was like, anytime you go to one of
these places, these these hamburgers everybody loves, are like these
giant things that I don't really have any interest in.
But that gally boy, it's pretty good. Like it's not
some giant hunk of food.

Speaker 4 (02:33:42):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:33:42):
I was kind of surprised they put an Oliver something
in it, right, I don't remember that, but it's good.
Just I'm talking size, you know what I mean, Like
you gotta you gotta wrestle them. I don't need that anyway,
It was good.

Speaker 9 (02:33:55):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
Whenson's is everybody obviously in northeast Ohio knows they're legit,
but you know, I didn't know them.

Speaker 2 (02:34:01):
I've still never been. It's good. I don't eat fast
food often.

Speaker 5 (02:34:05):
I don't either, But but there's one out by me
in Avon. There's one in I think North Olmstead there
on Lorraine near the mall. Anyway, they will operate two
stands inside the home court, one on the street level
and one up there in Volume town. I think that's
what they call it. Loudville.

Speaker 2 (02:34:23):
Sounds right. When is the iHeart Calves game that's gonna be.
I think something went out not long ago. That's usually
in January. Yeah, that sounds right.

Speaker 5 (02:34:36):
iHeart Calves game. It's a little bonding thing. We all
get together. We all have some pops up there in Loudville.
The Calves game is going to be Monday, January the nineteenth.
Rop No, no, I'm sorry, that is Mlkday it is.
That's so we will be gone because there's a Calves
game in the afternoon. The iHeart Annual game is January

(02:34:59):
the twenty six also a Monday night. God, now, I
don't know who we're playing that night. I can tell
you the January twenty sixth.

Speaker 11 (02:35:08):
You say, yeah, I have a little look see here,
shall we let's say, hang on January Orlando Magic.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
The Orlando Magic allan.

Speaker 5 (02:35:20):
Seven o'clock tip, Yeah, six point thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:35:22):
Pre game joint right here on WMMS, back to back.

Speaker 5 (02:35:26):
By the way, they're playing the Magic in Orlando that
Friday or Saturday, and then the Magic are coming here.
I assume arm in arm with our cavaliers. They'll all
be best buds by then. And so, yeah, did I
go last year?

Speaker 20 (02:35:45):
You did?

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
We remember?

Speaker 2 (02:35:45):
Because that's right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (02:35:47):
You were Yeah, Yeah, I went, Yeah, I go because
it's like you stand there at the bar, you have
some pops.

Speaker 2 (02:35:57):
We just kind of mill around, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:35:59):
And like chat.

Speaker 11 (02:36:00):
Everybody comes over to talk to me when they realize
I have the open account the cards on the tick.

Speaker 2 (02:36:05):
Hey, hey, right right yeah here. Well, Magic are great,
you know.

Speaker 5 (02:36:11):
I mean, I'm a big Tracy McGrady fan, so I'll
be awesome to see him against the Calves.

Speaker 2 (02:36:15):
And I'm sorry, I'm not sure he's gonna make it
this year.

Speaker 5 (02:36:18):
Russ Shack is he still in the mix? No, he's
you know, Shaq was here with the Calves. Yeah, for
I think thirty five minutes, and everybody other, every other
team too, played with the Celtics. Yeah, yeah, anyway, former
Bull Horace Grant. I believe he's still on the Orlando Magic.
I'll be excited to see him in his dumb goggles

(02:36:39):
and uh yeah, so the iHeart game. That night, I'll
be up there going let's go. And for me, that
was my favorite thing that was right now now, I
remember that that game. You text me and you're like, hey,
I think I'm gonna split. I'm like, cool, Uh, I'm
just getting on the highway.

Speaker 9 (02:36:57):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:36:58):
You dipped the f I thought I Irish goodbye.

Speaker 12 (02:37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37:03):
I tried to find you. I don't know if you
went to the bathroom or something. I'm like, I don't
know you.

Speaker 5 (02:37:06):
I probably did. I think I did it because I
think I came out and you were like, I'm already
on the highway. Like okay.

Speaker 2 (02:37:13):
At that point we knew we'd get along.

Speaker 5 (02:37:15):
Just no, listen, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:17):
You didn't want to go at all. No, and I
think I under duress. I was like, you should go,
I'll go. I put in as a although I maybe
I did that for the I suggested we go to
the Christmas party last year.

Speaker 5 (02:37:32):
That I don't know was worth it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:34):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I won't do
that again. No, it was it was nice. I mean
I get what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (02:37:39):
It's like, yeah, I don't I don't like dislike our colleagues,
but it's like you just gotta standing there with your
thumb up your ass and I'm like, everybody's already two
hours into it. Yeah, you get there with twenty minutes left. Yeah,
and you're like, oh, what's good? And there's no food?
Like everything's picked over.

Speaker 2 (02:37:55):
You know what I mean? An he canna pays left? Yeah,
oh you want one of those specialty eggnogs? No, no,
Can I just have a light beer and leave? Because
that's what I did. I think Irish could buy heart
on that one too.

Speaker 5 (02:38:07):
You did, yes, except that time you took you Irish
got by to everybody else but you. I well, I
turned around and you were dipping out the door, and
you looked at me and kind of saluted, and I
was like, all right, I don't think I left like
ninety seconds after that.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
Yeah, the basketball game was the good one. Basketball is fun.

Speaker 5 (02:38:26):
Yeah, Rob, I'm gonna split. Yeah, I'm already on the highway, bro. Well,
because Cavs games are fun in general. You know, it's
a good crowd and it's you know, yeah, no, it's
always a good time. We'll be up in Volume Town.

Speaker 2 (02:38:38):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (02:38:39):
I believe it's called Volume Town. Yep, I could be mistaken,
but I'm pretty sure that's lady said someone please welcome
up in Loudville. The Bar, the ey Heart, Ladia Cleveland's

(02:39:00):
maybea Cleveland their annual, their annual. That looks like they
all loft staff outing.

Speaker 2 (02:39:10):
Oh there's three people right there. That's the staff.

Speaker 5 (02:39:12):
Who's being out of this all right.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
Again?

Speaker 5 (02:39:22):
So anyway, Swenson's over there at the Rocket Arena.

Speaker 2 (02:39:26):
Yeah, they say that they put Spanish olives or something
like on a on a toothpick in the top of it.

Speaker 5 (02:39:31):
Okay, it's another good way to keep the rabble play caated.
If you don't have the six figures to get into
that hip club, you'll eat Swenson's and like it.

Speaker 2 (02:39:47):
Yeah we will. I think i'd yeah, agreed. What is
to the Galley Boy?

Speaker 4 (02:39:52):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (02:39:53):
I think that's like their signature hamburger. But again, the
reason that I dragged my feet on it for so
long as because I thought it was to be like
one of these monster hamburgers, and it was actually a
real manageable kind of thing. Two special sauces, a barbecue
sauce and a white based sauce. That's actually what it says.
I I should be more specific for my purposes. It

(02:40:13):
is a double cheeseburger. I told them I didn't need
a double cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (02:40:18):
That is so on brand for me. Yeah, yeah, I
don't need that.

Speaker 5 (02:40:23):
No, because my thing is I'm still you know what
I mean, I'll still get like the flavor profile, Like
the sauce is awesome and all that. I don't need
two giant things with cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:40:33):
In the middle, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:40:35):
Like, I'm more than happy to like do my version
of what everybody's.

Speaker 2 (02:40:40):
Shooting a load over, Like this salad boy is probably
more mice. No, it's got it's got it. It's salad boy.

Speaker 5 (02:40:46):
Yeah, it's your it's your galley boy, but with onions, lettuce, pickles,
and uh uh tomatoes, same sauce. I mean there's people
getting triple hamburgers, oh yes, And I don't understand that
there's a triple cheeseburger. There's a triple hamburger. I don't

(02:41:10):
know who's eating Oh, this.

Speaker 2 (02:41:11):
Place has egg salad sandwich.

Speaker 5 (02:41:13):
Yeah, real good.

Speaker 2 (02:41:14):
I'm gonna have to try that fry baloney sandwiches an
egg salad guy.

Speaker 5 (02:41:17):
Same, but they have look at the size of that
cut of baloney though, Like, I don't know if I
could eat that, Oh I could, you could? Sure.

Speaker 2 (02:41:24):
Everything else looks great to me. Grilled onions.

Speaker 5 (02:41:26):
I don't need the onions.

Speaker 2 (02:41:27):
I don't like the slices of anything. It's too much. Well,
crispy fish sandwich.

Speaker 18 (02:41:36):
I'm gonna try to get that slime off.

Speaker 2 (02:41:41):
Salad.

Speaker 4 (02:41:42):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:41:42):
The size of that triple yeah, wow, that's.

Speaker 5 (02:41:46):
Also the size of your triple bypass if you have
them on the regular.

Speaker 2 (02:41:51):
Now they're legit. Well, they got Sloppy Joe's too.

Speaker 4 (02:41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:41:56):
I was always a sloppy Joe guy man.

Speaker 5 (02:41:58):
But you know, I like to play with their menu.
I ask them for a smaller version. It's called the
tidy Joseph.

Speaker 2 (02:42:06):
Oh, thank you, sir, Sorry, yeah, okay, all right, one
bun get it.

Speaker 5 (02:42:12):
Yeah, our special recipe since nineteen thirty four. I know
that's supposed to be folksy, but you're telling me. Not
one person since nineteen thirty four said hey, let's add
this let's subtract this.

Speaker 2 (02:42:28):
That's how it is.

Speaker 5 (02:42:29):
Nope, thus ay since nineteen thirty four. That's the implication, right,
anytime they do something like this, and I'm not singling
them out, We're just happen to be looking at their menu.

Speaker 2 (02:42:38):
I love Slappy Joe's too, don't get me wrong. There
they go, we haven't changed X.

Speaker 5 (02:42:44):
You know, businesses to say we haven't changed X since
nineteen thirty four, the implication being it's so good it
doesn't need changing. But you go, well, yeah, I'm sure
some of those company places will change something.

Speaker 11 (02:42:57):
The spice company maybe had gone out of business. It's
nineteen thirty four. Now they use a different supplier, but
still the same premise.

Speaker 5 (02:43:04):
We're stuck with all these giant drums of cuman that
we've had since nineteen thirty four.

Speaker 2 (02:43:10):
What do you want from us?

Speaker 4 (02:43:11):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (02:43:11):
How you pronounce that we're stuck with all these giant
drums of common? Boy, the first one sounds right, Chris one.
The second one does not sound right.

Speaker 2 (02:43:25):
It's a little the apostrophe over the end that just
may sound right. Yeah, David Attenborough will tell you, But.

Speaker 26 (02:43:31):
Angela White has taken a faith full of White of
Comen of Cooman. This Australian beauty is currently having ghastly
things done to her backside.

Speaker 5 (02:43:46):
Yeah, well listen, we're trying to class up the adult
film industry, all right, her backside, her backside, Her posteria
is being it's being decimated. Rob's salad Boy, Anthony Alan.
Everything in Northolmstead is.

Speaker 4 (02:44:07):
Near the mall.

Speaker 5 (02:44:09):
Well, hey, that's not true. Uh B, you got what
I'm saying. Triple cheeseburger, no fries, high proteen. Don't you lift, bro? Yeah?
I lift every day. I'm not eating triple cheese burgers.

Speaker 4 (02:44:26):
Lift.

Speaker 5 (02:44:29):
Unlike Angela White, Alan doesn't need double meat. See, this
is what I'm talking about. They're starting to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (02:44:36):
Up to the unchained eye.

Speaker 26 (02:44:40):
You might think that someone so diminutive could never accommodate
two of those giant appendages inside of her at once.

Speaker 2 (02:44:47):
But you'd be wrong. You'd be wrong, You'd be wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:44:51):
It's a star.

Speaker 5 (02:44:52):
Tell Rob Swinson's fried buloney sandwich is absolutely delicious.

Speaker 2 (02:44:56):
I'm sure it is, but they just bite like a
bunch of thin slices.

Speaker 11 (02:45:01):
I think I would like better somehow, but I've also
not had a fried baloney sandwich.

Speaker 2 (02:45:06):
In forty years. Yeah, forty years. I was probably ten,
maybe ten the last time I had one. I's a kid.
When was the last time you had a fried boloney sandwich?

Speaker 13 (02:45:17):
Like what?

Speaker 5 (02:45:17):
I was poor and sleeping on an air mattress in
a big room, one room apartment. I was eating fried baloney.
I haven't had had. I was living on bolooney and
jello the only time I don't even know that I've had.
I am sure that I have. But the last time
I recall eating baloney was fried baloney. And that's got
to be maybe thirty years ago. It had to be

(02:45:37):
before I was in high school. H Yeah, I don't
eat boloney often. I don't eat lunch meat in general.

Speaker 2 (02:45:44):
No, I don't either.

Speaker 5 (02:45:45):
I mean if I don't know if hot dogs are
part of that, but I don't even eat hot dogs.
As much as I would like to. I would eat
hot dogs every day. Oh, I love hot dogs if
it were socially acceptable. They got the pope again. You
see that with what the hot dog thing?

Speaker 11 (02:46:00):
No, they said, you realize that, by default you're the
pope that has consumed the most hot dogs in the
history of the church. He goes, yeah, but only with mustard, Like, yeah,
this guy's all right, only with mustard.

Speaker 5 (02:46:15):
Yeah, I think I did see that.

Speaker 2 (02:46:16):
That didn't just happen though, right, I think it was
within the last week or two, was it.

Speaker 5 (02:46:20):
But only with mustard. You can't put ketchup on a
hot dog history, only with mustard. This guy's the vicar
of Christ and people are talking to him about condiments.

Speaker 2 (02:46:41):
Imagine I didn't even think of that, but yeah, he's
like Jesus Christ. Another oh, another guy talking to me
about hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (02:46:48):
This is why we can't have popes from the United States.

Speaker 2 (02:46:52):
And he made some comment it dish.

Speaker 22 (02:46:55):
He's like, I'm over here blessing the sick. We're here
washing leppers feet. Hey, why don't you wash your feet
and mustard your holiness Christ?

Speaker 3 (02:47:07):
What?

Speaker 21 (02:47:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:47:11):
All right, now listen, he's legit. He's a white Sox fan.

Speaker 2 (02:47:15):
Used to think about the Cubs. He said they lost somebody, Yeah,
go Cubs, and he's like they lost like in Spanish lost.

Speaker 5 (02:47:23):
This guy enough around, man, Well he's got white Sox
legend Jim Tomy on his side, so that goes a
long way. Boy, you got him in the front office. Hey, Jim,
you're cat like Ray could you get these nim Rod's
a step accosting me there in the Basilica, talking about

(02:47:45):
deep dish and mustard. I'm trying to put a guy's
eyes back in his head.

Speaker 11 (02:47:49):
Well, your holiness, we just need you to get to
the States so we can bring you to a White
Sox game and end it all.

Speaker 5 (02:47:54):
Yeah great, let's do it at there you go, he
Saibdy'll take me out a Kamiski.

Speaker 2 (02:48:00):
The biggest crowd that place has had years.

Speaker 8 (02:48:02):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 4 (02:48:09):
Get at it.

Speaker 7 (02:48:11):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.

Speaker 12 (02:48:21):
Big Brother is watching you.

Speaker 7 (02:48:24):
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

Speaker 12 (02:48:31):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you.

Speaker 7 (02:48:38):
And with all narratives, remember obedience paid.

Speaker 12 (02:48:44):
And when you watch that.

Speaker 7 (02:48:46):
DV screens, remember it works both ways. You disappear in
a wink unless you can double think, you'll vanishing to
the blue.

Speaker 12 (02:49:03):
Big Brother is watching you.