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Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hey, what's up? Good afternoon, greetings, welcome, Hi there, my
name's Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. I appreciate it.
Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right over. There's that man.
I got a letter from Nate who was working in
Cincinnati for a minute, and he said, I've never had

(01:32):
a paloma, but I heard my guy are n word
Anthony that's me say it's his go to And I
tried one and it was fantastic. Nick great. He also
was following up after I said that wah Wah dropped
the gobbler and they have wah wahs around Cincinnati. He said,
it did not disappoint it was amazing. Thanks you. Thank

(01:55):
both of you for the great suggestions too, smashing. Now
do you have the gobbler with a paloma on the side?
I guess is the question that depends on if you
put haulapanios on your gobblin? Is that what it is?
I did that one time and I ran screaming through
the house because she did not feel good. Sure thing,
I doused my thing in calamine lotion, Rob, and I

(02:17):
don't even know if that was the appropriate remedy. I
don't know. Hey, if you'd like to join us, we'd
love to have you. The lovely Kelsey Cook is going
to be in here later on. Very excited to catch
up with her, so doing the weekend at hilarities in
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(02:41):
I got just shy of forty emails yesterday Rob, during
the show, after the show, and into this morning. Of
people asking if I could send them a festive Gloryhole
and Rob Hates Ducks. Yeah, well, I just shy of
four emails. I rendered both of those songs at MP

(03:02):
three and then would just literally I was sitting here
going click click attach, click attach, click reply send to
forty people who hit me up because I said, I go, hey,
you know, if you want these, I'll send them. And
Eric and Penn Hills put together an amazing AI rendition
after I mentioned that this giant switch here, which will

(03:24):
be flipped tomorrow, by the way, looks like a festive
glory hole. And then somebody else, Jeremiah listener named Jeremiah,
did the Rob Hates Ducks song, and so people are like,
those are bangers. I want to play them at my
own respective parties, and I was like absolutely, So I
used to be a little bit more precious about this
stuff here on the show, you know what I mean,

(03:46):
Because I've spent the better part of thirty years just
kind of a cruing and an accumulating all kinds of
weird noises and songs and things like that, and I
was always very reticent to kind of put them out
there because I was like, well, they're kind of, you know,
part of the show. But now I don't care. People like, hey,
you send me that? Y up, Yeah, sure that's right
if you want to drive people in your own home

(04:07):
crazy with oh, good for you. For you, I'm happy
to contribute, right. That's kind of my mindset now, as
I'm like what am I? What am I holding back for?
You know, people go, hey, could you send me x?
And I want to turn it into my ring tone? Yep,
here you.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Go, here's the link for the David Lee Roth's soundboard.
Me kasa a su kasa.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, you want to drive you got a van Halen
hater in your house and you want to drive them crazy?
Or a van Halen lover That might drive him crazy too.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
You know, we were sitting here getting ready to do
the show and Rage Against the Machine Testify was on
and there's that there's a lyric in it, and he
just goes oh, and I go do you think that
would have ever been a lyric if it weren't for
David Lee Roth? And then Alan starts hitting the soundboard
and I'm sitting over here laughing like we're on.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
The air, and I'm like, this is just for us, Yeah,
this is how much we love this. When the vase
comes in. I mean, it doesn't have the same it

(05:21):
doesn't have the same impact as Zach Dala Roca's anti
establishment verbal ejaculation. Right, he is giving you the heads up. Uh,
he's giving you the heads up. There's a stitch in coming,
and it's gonna be anti capitalists and it's gonna be
everything else. A lyric without Dave though probably no, that's

(05:44):
just the you know, Zach Dala Roca took something simple
and turned it into a lyric that spoke volumes of emotion,
whereas Dave just makes noises when his chaps are too tight, right,
so he you know, he's out there partying, having a
good time. We got a name this morning. Hey, there's
not gonna be any water in the building. Cool, all right,
Well then I'll just pee in my pants. I went

(06:06):
and filled my water up. Does that mean am I
not supposed to do that?

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It said it's advisable that we don't use the coffee
pots or the water dispense. I used that until they've
been flushed later tonight. It looks fine. This is why
I read the emails for the both of us.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Rough and it looks and tastes fine. Huh, it looks
and tastes fine. Okay, yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Not worried about some kind of toxic Avenger type situation
we find out, Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
So then I can just say, well, don't I don't
read your emails that that has to stand up in court, right.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well, I certainly hope it doesn't get the court.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
No, I'm saying if I had to sue the company
for oh yeah, fatally speaking yet that for something happened.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, this morning they were like, hey, water is being
shut off for emergency repairs by the city. We had
broken water. Who knew that was even a thing. But
so I'm sitting here like a dope and I'm like,
oh God, I'm gonna have to pee and I'm not
gonna a and I'm like why I I guess I
was thinking, I don't know. I think they were just saying, hey,
maybe don't drink the water, right not you can't use

(07:06):
the bathroom. I don't know why, because there's always something
going on with the men's room that I'm kind of
I guess my mind reflexively went there, and then I
was like, I'm sitting in here fin of burst, I'm like,
just go to the bathroom, dummy, and.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
So I did, went back, had a pitch before the show. Yeah,
I think it was. I think he actually said that
in there. Didn't he like there might they might be
down for a little.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Restrooms maybe temporary, temporarily unavailable. But I was like, but
I can use the urinal and then it flushed right.
So again I didn't know what that consisted of. When
we got that, I also got a lot of letters,
as I knew I would, but I'm still gratified to
get them. We were talking yesterday about how and I'm
not a part of it, but I have a history

(07:49):
with it. A part of Cleveland's leather community rob the
Cleveland Leather annual weekend. It's called Claw like the Motorhead Song,
And they had to move to Columbus for twenty twenty
six because their seed could find no purchase to borrow
a biblical line, and so they had to take that
whole thing. And I heard from a lot of people

(08:09):
who are in one way or another associated with the
northeast Ohio leather scene. It is like ninety eight point
nine percent gay men, but that they were happy that
I made mention of it, one person said, sometimes we
are even marginalized by the larger LGBTQ community. I think

(08:31):
this is what's something that people need to remember if
they traffic a lot in just not liking other groups
of people for no real discernible reason. It's just some
people got a real b in their bonnet, right, is
that even within these groups, they don't all think alike.
Even within these groups, there's kind of some othering going
on or looking down on. Imagine you're just trying to

(08:52):
live your life. You love leather, and other people in
the LGBTQ community are down on you. Oh you like
leather anyway? Please, I'll rob that all chaps are assless chips.
I did tell him that instantly, asslessness rob being the
nature of all chaps. I learned that on Saturday Morning

(09:12):
cartoons for I think Alfonso Roberto came out with The
More You Know and he said, hey, I'm the guy
from the Fresh Prince, which I never watched, but he
said the More you Know, and then they played a
little thing and he said, asslessness is the nature of
all chaps. And I knit that into a pillow and
I've remembered it ever since. They It might surprise you

(09:36):
to know or not that all of those people who
emailed me about Claw all wanted the Festive Glory whole song,
and so I was happy to send that along to
them too.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundred points of It.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Of course he's.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
Calm when someone steals his stuff from.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
The company fridge.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
He needs that energy for when he books in their
gas tank.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Allen Cox on one.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It has been a minute since any of my provisions
have been molested of.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I like to think people finally get it. You're like,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't cool. I heard those
guys bitching about it.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Maybe they maybe the offender was one of the people
coincidentally fired. Oh they didn't even didn't even know. It'scause
those two axes were bound across, right, But interesting theory.
Drinking a Celsius that I put in there this morning,
still there. I've got my mid show uncrusted. The bolt
falling over here, very exciting.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
I switched over to a bottled water so I didn't
get dysentery.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Mmm mmm like the Oregon Trail right, Hey, the calves
get a good one. Last night over on the Sixers,
who are a very good basketball team, one thirty two
to one twenty one. Your calves go to five and three.
They're off tonight. They will be in DC tomorrow night,
one of those NBA Cup games against the Washington Wizards

(11:07):
at seven o'clock. Six thirty is when your pregame will
happen here on WMMS. And then the Bulls are in
town on Saturday night. Cleveland Cavaliers of the Chicago Pearl,
of course, two teams known for was the guy's name,
the shot, the what was it? The shot with Jordan?
And who was the guy in the calves elo Okay,

(11:30):
where he got one over on his head. It's like
a famous you know, like the Immaculate Reception. People still,
you know, get moist in the shorts in Pittsburgh over
the Immaculate Reception with Franco Harris. And here in Cleveland,
you know, Michael Jordan being a global icon aside, he's
so closely associated with pulling down the calves pants, so

(11:52):
to speak, back in the day. Anyway, maybe they'll get
one over on him on Saturday night. I am going
to be in Parma Heights on Sun Boy. There's a
phrase you don't hear every day, but when the Browns
are on the road, you know they're in New York
to play the Jets on Sunday, so we're gonna be
watching the game and hopefully getting you to Vegas. We're
doing the bud Light Football Face Off Challenge at Rookies,

(12:14):
which is a spot I haven't been in a minute,
but I love. It's on one thirtieth just south of
Pearl there. If you want to join us in Parma Heights,
will be there from noon to two ish and could
get you to Vegas and maybe the super Bowl in
San Francisco in twenty twenty six. We are, of course,
on the back half of the NFL season, and your

(12:36):
Cleveland Browns are clearly super Bowl bound and so I'm
sorry get in on all the action, Dave. Are you
excited ye Rookies on Sunday noon to two with yours
truly bud Light and one hundred point seven WMMT. Where's

(12:57):
my bell?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Did I forget my bell? Forget your bell?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Dang?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mean I've got a little like light bulb noise,
but I didn't think I forgot anything. I bring all
my stuff in the morning. Yeah, you mean go look
to see if you guys. Oh, no, no, it's in
one of my lockers. But I've been sitting in here
all morning and I didn't even notice it wasn't there anyway.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
Aging about all these things people aren't stealing, And now
can you imagine your bell got stolen.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm basking in the presence of my Celsius and my
uncrossable and then my bell. Well again, they'd have to
get into my locker, which, as the name implies, are
locked and so probably not going to happen.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Someone wants to know if the bells in the festive hole. No, no, no,
it's not in there. I'm sure it's in my locker.
I don't know how I left it there.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Every morning I stack my stuff and bring it in
and lay it out, and you know, you know, whatever,
brain fart, what do you want? Allan, doesn't Mario Lopez
have an ad probably running on chaps? I was going
to say that when you said Alfonso Robiro, did you mean.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Mario Mario Lopez, Mario Lopez for assless chaps? Did you
know that all chaps are assless guys? It's Mario Lopez.
It's back to school time. It's still a great time
to hang out.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You chick me el di Mario Lopez say. Most people
remember when celebrity actor Mario Lopez called us left a message.
Did he say most people commit suicide at the holidays
or the most people? Because of those are two very
different things. Hey, allen Mario Lopez here. The holidays are just.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Around the corner, and it's a wonderful time to spend
time with family and friends and give thanks. But it's
also the time of the year where most people commit suicide.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Most people commit suicide. It's the time of the year
where most people will commit suicide. Kind of an active rapture.
You know. People who believe in the rapture, that's a
very passive thing. They hope that their number gets ticked.
But this is an active rapture. I guess as it were,
most people commit suicide at the holidays. Robe Well, it
can be a very lonely time, you know what I mean? Yes,

(15:09):
I'm no in general, I don't I'm not actively a scrooge,
but I'm not a huge fan of the holidays. I
just don't care. I have children, obviously, so that makes
it more enjoyable for me. I have a nine year old,
and so that's kind of where I tap out on that,
but or where I peak on that rather. But I've
I don't really care about the holidays. People get stressed out.

(15:32):
I just see how people act over the holidays, and
it just really really bums me out. And I hate
the pressure that people are under, and I you know,
just it's just exacerbated at the holidays, a time which,
according to Mario Lopez, you know, most people will kill themselves.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Yeah, and that's a real bummer. Listen, at least he's
paying attentions are important.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, Oh, I'm yeah, Okay. Sorry. People were telling me
there was no sound on YouTube, but I think I
fixed it. You did put it on there. Here's a
story that ran across my email. I still get Esquire
magazine in email form, right, they don't. I don't think
it's in print anymore. But when it was all through

(16:12):
the I mean it was in print for decades and
I was always reading that magazine very interesting articles, and
so also get the email version of it. And an
article that came through my email yesterday I caught my
eye how ass worship saved my sex life on the
subject of Chaps Rot. This is about a guy who

(16:33):
he said, for a long time I was resistant to
women doing things to me back there. Now can't get enough.
How about that? Oh so this is this is on him,
not on on him. That's right. Well, I mean every
guy is probably you know that, that wouldn't I don't
think that something like that would warrant an article. Well

(16:57):
I love asses. Yeah, well that's no big hot take.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Well no, but if it, if it is the majority
of their foreplay, then if worshiping that is become something.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Major, then I can see there being an article about that.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I agree. Listen, I'm an ass man from as far
back as I can remember. You know, when I was
in high school, when I was kind of, you know,
first to get in your moxie, kind of trying to
get some of your moves down. Obviously you're going for
the boobs because they're right there. Anything south of the
equator when you're kind of coming up makes you very nervous. Right,

(17:35):
but level one, that's why they call it first base.
That is first base, right is that first base? That
second base?

Speaker 8 (17:41):
First first base is no, first is kissing, yeah, kissing,
and then second, second is boobs.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Then third is right home. Plate's the butt. Okay, gotcha?
Now run back to third out and I gotta tell
you something. I got two fingers on base. Baby, I
don't know what I'm gonna say. Stay at third for
a second. I got to explain how you get home
from here. They're waving me in. Yeah, just hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
I'm going to slide it in. AnyWho, you know a
couple of myths underneath the cheerleaders sweater, that kind of stuff,
and it's fine, but there's only so much you can
do there, right, So it occurred to me.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Pretty quickly what I liked and I like asses. Now,
nothing ridiculous, right. White girls never cared about asses until
like Kim Kardashian and Cardi B and you know all
that kind of stuff. Girls were. White girls were trying
to keep their asses as small as they possibly could,

(18:46):
so they weren't into it for a long time until
pop stars started really kind of focusing on it. This guy, though,
his uh, his reticence against anybody playing around with him
back there was throwing him off for a while, but
it changed his life when he went that way, and

(19:09):
good for him. I'm happy for this person. Does he
get into the Weeds on what exactly changed his life. No, Weeds,
he's very well groomed, he said. And no, I mean
he doesn't really get too specific about it, because there's
a lot of stuff that can happen there, depending on

(19:33):
what it is you're looking for.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Yes, I mean, is he talking like she uses something
on him or are we just.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Talking about a little discussing a spectrum? Okay? Yeah. It's
just interesting because in.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Order to save your relationships, they're taking it pretty serious.
So I'm just wondering how festive the glory hole is perhaps.
Oh yeah, well they're talking about this guy in particular,
is talking about not just like hey, admiring it from afar,

(20:13):
he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Getting in there. Yeah. Right, And so he's like there
is some still some stigma on that for obvious reasons.
But you know, it's it's supposed to be fair play. Really,
it's supposed to be messy. If you're doing it right
and you're having fun and everybody's on board, it's supposed

(20:35):
to be a little bit messy. You know, it doesn't
have to be super porny. And so this guy, but
apparently it saved his sex life.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
I think that has to mean more than just like
playing like he's he's talking about how do I put this?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
He's talking about you know, no, not even that, No,
that's where he's going. Well, he's also talking about, you know,
when I take my car in Rob and they work
on the rims of my tires, Yeah, they get a
nice and clean Yes they did. I got the greatest
rim job the last time I took my car in. Yeah,

(21:14):
they're really good. I mean they were very, very thorough,
and I felt like I really got to that's what
this guy is talking. I think it's even more.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
I think if you're going that like, saved my life,
changed my life, my merit, Yeah, maybe definitely.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, yeah I don't. That's not really my thing. The receiving,
the giving, absolutely, but the receiving not so much my thing.
But for a lot of people, boy way into take
him outside, throw them on a fire, higher hydrant and
make sure everything's okay. Yep. But this anyway, I was

(21:55):
thinking about that because we were talking about the Chaps
and Mario Lopez's PSA, which I'm sure we're running.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Over there on the iHeartRadio app. Oh my god, damn Bell,
it's such a reflex with me.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Down boy, the timing couldn't be worse. I immediately thought
of you, Rob when somebody got me familiar with the
fact that today is National Men Make Dinner Day, which
is right up your alley, except we're both at this

(22:35):
charity event tonight. Are you going there from here? Or
are you gonna go home and make dinner?

Speaker 8 (22:40):
I gotta talk to you about that. Still, I don't
know what's what we're doing. Are you going right from here? Yeah?
So the doors are at six, I'm going from here.
I ain't going all the way home and going to
a dinah. Yeah, yeah, I'll probably swing through quickly. Oh
you're getting out, aren't you? You're bailing? No, No, I'm going.
I told you we're going with another couple. Oh you
are ye going? You got me stuck. I can't not

(23:02):
go now.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I stuck. I got you stuck. You did, dude, Well
you're off the hook for National Men Make Dinner Day,
By the way, So good luck guys. If this is
the first year hearing of it, I don't think your
woman is going to get dinner made for her this year.
But put November sixth, twenty six in your calendar.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
I may still have to come up with something because
I'm gonna I can. I mean, I'll have time to
run home for well, because you live out there, right,
I'm not hauling ass to Bay Village then drive into
the Dina.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'll leave from here, yeah, to sip. Yeah, I do
stick around, so I'll run home. I'll pick moss up.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
But if you're gonna be with other people, you're not
gonna be able to just dip out, right or they
you got something after that, I'm not. I'm not taking.
I'm taken to The concert starts at nine?

Speaker 8 (23:46):
It does, yes, Oh god, I didn't know doors are
at six, the band starts at nine.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Oh well, isn't there an opener? I don't know. I'm sorry.
Assuming So why are the doors at six and the
show's at nine?

Speaker 8 (23:59):
Because it's a bar, and I think they just figure
out the barget open, have a good time, hang out.
So I think I'll go home. I'll pick meliss up,
I seat something and then go.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
By the way.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
This is a charity event, this evening that we're going to.
I don't know if if everyone's familiar, it's for the
Travis Mills Foundation.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
He's a quadruple amputee.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Yeah, veteran, and he's basically dedicated his life to coming
up with ways to help guys when they come home
in similar situations. So they do this big charity event
every year on WTAM. They sell raffle tickets or something
like that. I forgot the bill. They sell raffle tickets

(24:44):
and stuff. But tonight there's a concert prior to it
for our country station is doing a show with a
band called low Cash, and tickets are twenty five bucks.
If you want to join us, and all the money
goes to Travis Mills.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
You can go to Thirstycowboys dot com buy them. Oh
you can, but I bet you could probably buy them there.
You can you can walk up tonight yep. So twenty
five bucks.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
So the eighteen and up the story itself, I have
zero had zero intention of going. I live five minutes
from there, ten minutes if I'm walking yep, and I'm
kind of I got the email and I'm like, yeah, okay,
cool neat. And then I'm talking to Alan before the
show a couple of days ago and he's like, I'm going,

(25:26):
and I'm like, what do you mean You're going? You're
gonna drive all the way to Madina for a country show.
He's like, yeah, it's charity.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
In that asked and I was like, okay, this is
me giving of myself, Rob, I have no dog in
this fight other than the fact that it's a fantastic charity.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
So a guy who could drive forty five minutes to
go to that would make a guy who can't drive
five minutes look like a total a hole.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
So I said, okay, fine, I'll go. Oh it's my
fault that you're going. Of course you already knew. Oh
my god.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
I don't go anywhere unless you say I'm going Christmas Park.
This guy is a real American hero, right, Yeah, William
Cat was the greatest American hero.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I donate as Mills as a real American. I bought
one of those uh raffle tickets last year. I donate.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
I do my part, right, But like I mean our
Christmas party, I wasn't gonna go. You said you were going.
I'm like, oh, okay, and then uh, well a Cavs game, Rob,
are you you're gonna go?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
No go? I have I have a reputation as Captain fun.
There's a minimum number. I'm a social guy. I know.

Speaker 8 (26:29):
I don't seem like it right, Yeah, in Mixed Company,
I am a killer, right, So yes, it was.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It was. I was asked by someone who shall remain nameless.
I don't want to put them on the spot. I
was asked if I would attend because, in their words,
they wanted some some faces there. They wanted some prominent
people there. Oh, I know who he's talking, And I said, okay,
I I don't know who the artist is, but it
doesn't really matter, right because it's the charity, an't. That's

(26:58):
just fine? See, we don't charity stuff on this show.
It's just not I prefer quite candidly to keep that
kind of stuff quiet. I kind of do all that
stuff myself. I'm not comfortable with doing that kind of
stuff on the show. But when things like this come up,
it's a it's one of our stations. They don't have
any live humans there anymore, at least not in this building.

(27:21):
So yeah, I shouldn't say that Leanne Keith Kennedy is
she gonna be there? Is Leanne gonna be there?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
I would assume, Oh, she's foxy, I lovely, Okay, she's
great's the best.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
So yeah, so we're gonna have a tabe get to
hang with some pals here.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Uh huh, I said, of course, Jeff said, there will
be a staff area. Yeah, in my pants, Rob.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So if you want to join us the Benny Hills
Show today, uh huh? Will?

Speaker 8 (27:52):
I think we'll probably be there around seven, seven thirty
something like that, and the show starts like I said that,
the show itself starts at but doors are at six.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
And if you want to go down and.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
Support a awesome event, awesome charity, come join us. It'll
be a good time. I joke obviously about not ever
wanting to do things. Well, that's not true. I don't
joke about wanting to do things. I just am honest
about it and say it.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Of course. Yeah, you're candid. I like doing things. I don't,
But I will say I'll have fun. I'll have a
couple of pre drinks, so when I get there, I'll
be even more fun. I'll be on the same level
as you. Yeah, Captain fun guy. Hey, when's gone.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Very Isaac? Wow? What did you? What did you have?

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have a couple. Oh jesus, you started heavy coup si.
You sound like you did on the cruise. We said, nine, sir,
can they go on?

Speaker 8 (28:53):
Nine?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right, fun, Yeah, come join us, it'll be fun.
Twenty five bucks and all goes to charity. All right,
good m Yeah, And who knows, Rob, I might walk
away being a brand new low cash fan. I bet
you don't. I bet you. I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
I have never been I've never tried. The other day,
you tried to play something in here.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I played some, but it sounds like I don't
have a trained ear for that genre. It all sounds
the same to me. So, but they're like a big deal.
I guess, like I don't know country acts. And somebody goes, oh,
they're a big deal. I'm like, oh, anyway, okay, it's fine,

(29:53):
pinching myself in pocket. Fine, we're selling more tickets for
them than they are down the hall, that's right. So anyway,
it's all for a good cause. Doesn't really matter who
the act is. And so maybe maybe I will. I
go into these things with an open mind, Rob. When
it comes to the artist, right, of course, there's nothing
I love more than being exposed to a live artist
I've never seen before and walking away going god damn,

(30:13):
they were good. And it's a great venue. I mean, look,
it's called thirsty cowboy.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
But I've seen they have rock shows there, Like there's
a million things that they have in that place, so
always something fun to do. And like I said, with
it being that close to my house, how could I
not go?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Alan? Now, if we have a really good time, I
think we should go back tomorrow night because that's the
country Dance Party M free admission twenty one and up,
I'm gonna be away. Oh right, you're gonna beat We're
gone tomorrow because you're on the road right for the
Lacrosse turn Gin.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah right, the Allen Cox Show on one hundred points
of it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Called the Alan Cox Show. And this is when the
Antichrist is going to reveal himself.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
He lives among the beasts and he six.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Seven eight one double oh seven or one eight three
four eighty one.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Double oh seven? What are you going? Your rocks? Are
you kidding?

Speaker 11 (31:06):
When I was your rage, I would look fifty pounds
of ice up five six flights of stairs.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So what so what? So let's dance.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well the winds and we'll say the man's a menace.

Speaker 12 (31:35):
Cut that off.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Here's as a violation of my personal privacy.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
He's breaking the wall. Shut that off. Ted Knights. Cut
that off, Cut that off. A man's a menace.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
You know, I've been very interested in the law.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Judge smalls. Well, the world needs ditch diggers too, How
would you like to cut my lawn? Journey has announced
they're going on their farewell tour. I can't believe that
they didn't do it before.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Oh here's Steve Smith, just hammer and that ride bell boy, Yeah,
so sweet, back and forth between the hats and the bell. God, damn,
what a great song. I don't care what an you think.
A lot of people piss on Journey. They're like, eh,
Arena rock Schmaltz. Who cares? Anyway? The farewell tour next year.

(32:34):
They've had Arnell Pineda, this tiny little guy front in
that band, who's unbelievable in that band, so good that
they everybody thought it was kind of a goof that.
They were one of the headliners at Lollapalooza a few
years ago. But the kids went so nuts over Journey
that they ended up releasing it as a live album.
But they will farewell tour next year in twenty twenty six.

(32:58):
I think Arnell Pineda has probably been in Journey longer
than Steve Smith.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Oh, sorry, Steve Perry, without question. Yeah, been in for
a long long time.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
He was a guy. He was kind of the Ripper
Owens model, right, one of these guys who was in
a Journey cover band. He's from the Philippines. I think
he's real tiny, but man, this cat can sing and
he's been fronting them for a long time. They did
have a guy in between late nineties. It was a
guy named Steve Augerry who was with Journey I think

(33:26):
for one album and then did one tour, and he
sounded exactly like Steve Perry, which you're looking for if
the real guy doesn't want a tour anymore. Right, and
then Arnelle Paneda comes in. I literally think like they
somebody sent the band a tape of this guy performing
in a bar Journey songs, and they were like Jesus

(33:47):
Christ flew the kid out. He's been with him for
a long time. Anyway, they're going on a farewell tour.
In twenty twenty six, of course, the headline Jourley announced
his plan to finally go They're Separate ways. Oh I'm
waiting how long to write that one? Huh h? They've
had that one in uh They've had that one written

(34:07):
for a long time. Just ready to post it you, honey,
what you want to They'll be on the road. They'll
be waiting for you with oh but arms. Yeah, you
got to hit the road for that one. That's that's one.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
I gotta see Journey Hell's yes, I saw him last
time they came through. Was it def Leppard and whatever?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
It was?

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Yeah, Progressive Field, I thank you. I realized that that
show how little I cared about def Leppard. Well, like,
it's fine. I enjoyed the show. I like def Leppard.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
If you had asked me which bands do you think
we'll still be around in forty years from the eighties,
def Leppard would have been the very last band I
would have mentioned. Same with bon Jovi for that matter.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
But see, I would absolutely say def Leppard before I
would say bonjo Really yeah, I think bon Jovi sucks well, but.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
They but both bands were smart to make that like
early aughts hot Ac pivot right exactly. A lot of
like you know that were into def Leopard. Those bands
were smart enough to go well, you know, because those
were bands that were you know, here's have you ever
needed someone so bad? By def Leopard?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
And that pretty much kept him going, cemented in the
hearts of young teenagers everywhere, well beyond their welcome I liked.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I had been on the air in Kalamazoo for a year,
so it's been in nineteen ninety six, and every band
that came up in the eighties was scrambling to figure
out what their answer to grunge was going to be right.
It was an existential crisis. A lot of those bands
went away, but a lot of them tried to do
like their grunge album right. Motley Crue did Generation Swine,
and def Lepper put out an album called Slang that

(35:43):
sounded very different than anything that they had done before.
It didn't sound like Nirvana, it didn't sound like Deaf Leopard.
I thought it was great, and nobody cared. They dropped
one single from it, and I thought it was dynamite
and nobody cared. And then they kind of did that pivot,
you know, where they're kind of like legacy band though. Anyway,
Journey's one of those bands. Journey Frontiers came out in

(36:06):
nineteen eighty three, and I know this because Journey Frontiers
and Motley Crue Shout at the Devil, which I Think
came out the year before. Were the first two cassettes
rob that I bought from Columbia House. Remember you could
get ten cassettes for a nickel or whatever it was.
The first two I bought were Journey Frontiers and Motley

(36:28):
Cruez Shout at the Devil. To this day, Journey Frontiers
is one of my favorite albums of all time. What
year was that, nineteen eighty three? Okay, yeah, I was
well behind you. Then the harmonies and just it was
it was kind of more of like I mean, Journey
was always a rock band, but there was something about
Frontiers that was the one with center my love and

(36:50):
I think it was a massive, massive album for them
in separate ways, and you know they were making videos,
but I loved that album anyway, the final Frontier two
or in twenty twenty six, they're going to do sixty dates.
I don't know if they're coming to Cleveland. Where are they.
They're playing Pittsburgh on March the second, they're playing Columbus

(37:11):
in mid March. I don't see Cleveland on here. So
if you want to see a Journey on the Farewell tour,
you're gonna have to travel. They're playing Buffalo, Cincinnati. Yeah, no, Cleveland.
Are there gaps in the dates they're doing. They're doing
kicks off the last day of February. They're doing March, April, May, June, July.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
No, there's but I mean there's not like like a
week off or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
They're doing like every other night.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
Okay, yeah, because that's when you usually you'll see like, Okay,
they throw a few extras in as they're going.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It looks pretty solid. They kick off in Hershey, PA,
and they end July second in Laredo, tex.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Because that's what happened with Rush, Like they wanted to
announce that second Rush date that we had, but I
think there was something tied up at Rocket Arena or
something like that for the second night, so they had
to clear it and see if they could try and
get it.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
By the way, speaking of Rocket Arena, this has gone
under everyone's radar unless you're really paying attention. But I
heard it in our sports update here last break, that
Hockey Rivalry Series is starting tonight at the Rocket Arena
Team USA and Team Canada. Oh yeah, tonight, like before
they go to the Olympics. Oh did you know that? Yeah,
that's pretty awesome. I mean it's listen, it's the women's

(38:27):
national team. But I like women's hockey too.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Women's hockey's great, yeah, like great at that level, man,
it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah fast. You know why women's hockey is so tough,
rob because they don't change their pads until after three
periods having the red line sponsored. Come on, ladies, that's

(38:57):
just not nice. Now, it's not it's rude, it's inconsiderate.

Speaker 8 (39:02):
It's churlish, it really is, you know, and this is
what you bring out of me.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Please. USA Hockey hosts the first two games of the
series at Rock and Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, tonight. Game
two is in Buffalo on Saturday, and in the final
two games, Hockey Canada will host December tenth and thirteen,
boys a big gap in Edmonton, Elbert. Anyway, these are
the last games this rivalry series before they meet in

(39:31):
the Olympic Winter Games. So if you like hockey, and frankly,
if you like hockey, you don't care if it's men
or women playing, I don't think I don't. I would
absolutely go see that.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
If we didn't have plans already, thanks Allan, I absolutely
would have gone over there tonight. You're welcome. Speaking of
rock and Areno. Did you see Donovan Mitchell's post game?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Is he the guy that did Hurdy Gurdy Man?

Speaker 8 (39:55):
He's not, However, he is a superstar hero for our
Cleveland Cavaliers. Did you see his postgame interview? No, it
is so good. He's talking about he put up forty
six last night, right, I mean, just a stud And
he said some dude was heckling him. He was playing

(40:17):
NBA two K on his whatever xbox er and some
dude was heckling him, And like, oh, Donovan Mitchell, you're
washed up, dude. When was the last time anybody saw
a highlight reel on you? He's like, so I laid
forty six points out for that guy.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Crdit someone talking trash with this forty six point game.
I thought it was the coolest thing. You talk about
a flex. He's like, yeah, you know, you want to
smack talk me a little bit.

Speaker 8 (40:40):
So I went out and laid out forty six in
the NBA against the seventy six ers.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
But is the implication that he's just like biding his
time the rest of the.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
Time or no, No, I think he was just like, yeah,
you know what, dude, this guy wanted to talk something
said he hadn't seen a highlight reel, so I gave
him a funny.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
That was great. You gotta love a guy like that.
Mitchell on the morning if November the fifth was playing
NBA two K basketball and sometimes he plays has himself
and joke that people don't often really believe it's him.
And somebody was trash talking. That kid pissed me off today,
he said postgame, he just called me washed up. Kids

(41:15):
are sin dicks, It's like. But then he caught himself too.
At the end of it, he goes, he goes. So
for that kid or guy or whatever, I don't know
what he was like.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
You could see he was like, oh crap, I can't
be talking like I'm just smack talking a kid and
he was a grown man or what yeh, yeah, oh
it was great. He's like or whoever he was. I
laid out forty six for him.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Remember years ago, my son was younger and was playing
you know, Xbox and things like that, and you know,
my older kids didn't grow up with me. I was
in Michigan all the time to see them. But I
was like, well, this is a way that we can
play games together. Right, we'll get the headsets and the
whole thing. It lasted like a month because I was
I'm just super busy, and you know, he is in
school and all that kind of stuff. But Jesus, you

(41:54):
put that headset on. And I was like, is it
just going to be you and me? Or do you
have like other people in there? And he goes, yeah,
there's other people in there. Oh my god, God, Oh
they're terrible. I mean it's hacky.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
Now.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Everybody kind of knows the broad strokes of like kids
on live video games just hurling every possible epithet they
can't And I'm like, I understand, like kids trying to
be edge lords and all that. That's kind of just
part of growing up. And I'm like, why is this
such a fundamental part of live gaming now?

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's just complete smack talk. And obviously it's it's utterly
dependent on the games you're playing, too, Right, if you're
playing super monkey Ball, that's not what's happening. But if
you're playing like Call of Duty, yeah, call of Duty
sports games. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
My brother was a a ranked player for a long
like a very high ranked player at Call of duty.
Like it was just he would come home from work
and he would do he would play like an hour
or two a night, couldn't sleep midnight whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Now, how old was he at the time, in his
mid twenties, So grown ass man, grown ass man. But
that was his thing.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Never when he would never he was never one for
going out and party, and so that's what he did.
So the he's like, dude, he's like, you literally want
to figure out where a twelve year old lives and
beat the piss out of them, That's what I'm because
how do you concentrate? I know they're trying to get
you off your game, earl. I'm like, but I don't

(43:13):
think that's fun. Like what's the fun of that.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
You're already amped up because you're playing a fake army
game or whatever, you know what I mean. You're already
amped up and then you got some kid screaming at you. Yeah,
it does not sound fun, and I don't.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
I can't, Like I can't even play those games in
campaign mode because I suck so bad and I'm just
like I can't even handle this, you know what I mean? Like,
I purposely stay away from video games unless it's just
like either on complete easy right, you know what I mean,
or or like it's just a like let's play Jeopardy on.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I mean back in the day, I was playing Halo
and I love like Tony Hawk pro Skater. I love
that stuff because the music was awesome and you can
just make them do just bonkers tricks and you know,
they'd land on the ground and smash their face and
that was kind of fun. But people, I never played
anything like Call of Duty or Skyrim or anything. I'm like,
I don't have twenty hours a day. I don't have

(44:13):
two hours a day, and I'm like, I don't see
the point of this unless you're like really gonna do it,
and even then just feels like a waste of time.
I know esports is like a thing now, so but
I'm not even talking about that, talking about people sitting
in the living room, because what is being ranked to
get you? Your brother was a ranked guy on Call
of Duty. I don't think get you anything.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
I think it was just like he was he was
a one of the better players in the country, your
world or whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
He was righting like I don't know, whatever it is,
it means something to be in a top number, top
one hundred, top twenty five.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't know what he was, but there's a but
you're not monetizing it or anything. He was not okay
people do well. I was gonna say endorsements and I
don't know. Yeah, no, he he was just someone who
thoroughly enjoyed playing and enjoyed being good at it, that
sort of thing. Yeah, because my son was way into
Fallout Fortnite for a while, like every other kid.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah, but I was like, oh my god. You know,
once in a while, I'd play fall Out with them.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's fun, it's fine, but those aren't games that lend
themselves to like kids screaming at you, you know what I mean.
But yeah, So anyway, Journey on their farewell tour, you're
going to have to travel if you want to see them.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Wow, Journey got into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame in twenty seventeen. By the way, that year it
was in New York City. You know what else is
in the state of New York, specifically Rochester Ethan Well
Ethan is, yes, but also the Toy Hall of Fame
or Toy Hall of Fame. They have announced their inductees.

(45:46):
You know, we always talk about the nominees when they
go here are the toys nominated. There's some museum in Rochester,
and in the corner of it is like the Toy
Hall of Fame. It's not like they have some museum
campus devoted to toys that would be too much fun.
It's like a closet or a corner of something that
And so it was a while ago that they said

(46:08):
here are the nominees, and they were like Settlers of
Catan and Connect four and the spyro graph sand this
I think sand got in. Oh, okay, the lightsaber from
Star Wars. None of those got in. Scooters didn't get in,
corn Hole didn't get in. And analogous to you talking

(46:32):
about sand, snow was one of this year's nominees frozen Water.
So the inductees for this year's Hall of Fame trivial
pursuit Okay, battleship, uh huh. I gotta tell you my
kid and I played battleship all the time. I love it.
I love it, love it. I don't even need like

(46:55):
electronic battleship, just og analog battleship. Trivial pursuit. I mentioned
slime is going into the Toy Hall of Fame. Those
are the three big ones. Really. They have all these
nominees and then they pick three of them. So there
are you know, people nominate, people send in their nominees

(47:18):
and then the final thing is voted largely by the public,
and then they have a quote unquote panel of experts.
So battleship which started as a pencil and paper game
in the nineteen thirties and then in the sixties Milton
Bradley made a plastic addition, it became a classic trivial pursuit.
I once rob played trivial pursuit against a room full

(47:40):
of people and won. Well, that's why single handedly beat
a room full of people in trivial pursuit.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
I know that story and happened to at the exact
time you were getting ready to say that, pulled up
the random trivial Pursuit generator and I would like you
to pick a category. Which are art, general, geography, entertainment
general or general general? J Yeah, give me general general.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
All right? General general. Which English city.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
Is the closest to the famous Stonehenge monument?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Is there? Is it? Multiple choice? Nope?

Speaker 8 (48:17):
Which English city is closest to the famous Stonehenge monument.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
And that's geography, by the way, not generally. I'm terrible
at geography.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
I got the jograph, I got the wrong one the
sandsor was Salisbury?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Salisbury? Yeah, like the steak. That's why they made the steak, right,
is it?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I don't know. I bet Peter Gabriel saying better.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:36):
What year did cracker Jack introduce their mascots, Sailor Jack
and his Dog Bingo?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Nineteen forty eight? Incorrect? I'm gonna make it multiple choice
for you. Okay, Oh they've got multiple choice you're just
not doing no, no, no, they don't.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
I'm just gonna make it oh years. And if I
can't do that, I've got a bigger problem. So again
the question what year did cracker Jack introduced their mascots, Sailor.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Jack and his Dog Bingo?

Speaker 8 (49:03):
The multiple choice A Nineteen forty two, b nineteen sixteen
or c. Nineteen seventy one, nineteen forty two, nineteen sixteen,
post World War one, Post World War One?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
You suck? Yeah, I know I wasn't getting cracked a jacketsone.
Hen's questions in the room full of people all right
here you go.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
Science question, Oh Jesus, this one I think you can
come up with.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm maybe not.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
How many balls are normally wrecked in the triangle in
pocket billiards?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Ten?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Nope, says fifteen, Yes, pocket billiards. I meant fifteen robs
the answer. You're two and it's thirteen. Jesus Christ, All right,
Well there you go.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
You know, I played a lot of pocket pool as
a young kid, so you think that i'd know that.
But that was just with taball it did? It did
always come with multiple choice, didn't it? I don't. I
feel like it did. I think it might have.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Yeah, all right, last one history, He says, when did
Arizona and New Mexico become states? Is it A nineteen twelve, b.
Nineteen twenty seven or c. Nineteen thirty five?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
It's either one or two. What's the second one?

Speaker 8 (50:36):
It was nineteen twelve, nineteen twenty one or nineteen thirty five,
nineteen twelve?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You are correct? Hey, all right, And I gotta.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Tell you I had a really really hard time with
you asking me what the first two work, because I'm like,
I made the second one up, So I don't know.
I don't know what I said, I think I actually
said nineteen twenty six.

Speaker 13 (50:59):
All right, well Erry out this is fun where all
of us all it sucks it? Twenty episode don't not
even the right a frowl?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I was here? And how does Allen remember? Two of
the episode inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame Ship
sorry snow.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
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Speaker 9 (51:30):
Study show that listening to classical music.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Can temporarily raise your IQ. I feel pretty smart. If
you're looking for.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
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Speaker 2 (51:42):
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Speaker 5 (51:52):
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Speaker 2 (52:02):
I got more money for you here in about eight minutes.
Three thirty is going to be that next keyword for you,
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We'll fire it all up again tomorrow morning with Rover.
Comedian Kelsey Cook gonna join us in about an hour.
You got to catch up with her. She's doing the

(52:22):
Weekend in Hilarities. She's lovely, she's funny. I'll be walking.
Even her dad is talented Calves win last night over
the Sixers one thirty two, one twenty one. They'll play
tomorrow in DC against the Wizards, and I'll be in
Parma Heights on Sunday. But like football, faceoff challenge might

(52:45):
get you to Vegas, So come out and party with us.
Cox Out pregame noon to two rookies right there on
West one thirty south of Pro Road, Parma Heights. Great
spot I heard from. We were talking about the lowd
die outlet malls the other day and maybe I must
have been thinking of Aurora. I haven't been out to
load Eye in a hundred years. Yeah, But Michelle and

(53:05):
a lot of other people are like, yeah, that load
Ee outlet mall has been closed for like a year
and a half. Yeah, And I didn't realize that. And
she sent me a photo because they were out there
driving around and it's got, of course, the sign with
a giant, you know, basically a for sale tarp over
it with phone numbers and Interstate Business Park a sexy name,

(53:28):
and she's like ICP stands for Industrial Commercial Properties, not
the insane clown posse. And I'm like, well, now you
tell me.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
So much better before well, I just put a bit
into Shaggy too dope.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I said, Hey, how much do you guys want for it?
After she sent me the picture, I got right on
the horn, said how much do you guys want for
the old load ee outlet mall?

Speaker 8 (53:48):
He had no idea what I was talking to take
the call personally. It took me juggal os b tripping
into the phone. Woo is this shaggy too doo? Shaggy
ac Homie.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
AC said, I was up there in the box at
the Agora when you guys were spraying fago all over
the crowd. Oh that was you. Yeah, I didn't recognize
you with the long hair Karen. So anyway, thank you Michelle.
She sent me that photo out there. She goes, we
always laugh because of ICP. As we're going on our
way to our weekend place in Monroe Township, Monroe, Monroe Township.

(54:34):
I don't know that place either, but thank you. I
appreciate it. Weekend place.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
That sounds nice, right, Jackie Sarah Monroe, Monroe.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Okay, good, Yeah, no, I but clearly haven't been out
there in a long time to not know that the
lowd die outlet malls were closed.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Yeah, I mean I see the sign. I I don't
think I realized they were closed. How do you not
keep it outlet mal open? I mean everything's dirt cheap.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I know it's a regulars, right, like polo shirts of
three arms and crap like that. But yeah, but I
think it's how what stores are in it. Yeah, but
aren't they all kind of the same. They're like, oh,
there's a jockey store, there's a polo store, there's a gap,
there's a you know, I've been. It's some really good ones.
Those Aurora outlet malls are still open. They get people
out there. They have like a Levi store and a

(55:23):
Dida store and right, I don't know, it's been a
while since I've been to a I'm not like an
Aurora Farms is what I'm thinking of. Yeah, I mean
it's one out by Columbus that I went to.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
I don't remember what that one is called, but that
one it's where I bought a whole bunch of stuff
last year for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I know that Nautica, Michael Core's Polo, Eddie Bauer and
an Eddie Bauer face back in the day, did you, Oh, yeah,
north Face Outlet in Aurora. Oh, there's a Crocs outlet
row J Crew Factory. Yeah, yeah, I get some good
spots out there. Now.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
I haven't been out there in a minute either, But
they're the Tangier outlets in Columbus.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, they had those in when I was always making
the trip to go see my kids. They live in
Battle Creek Mission, that's where they grew up. And when
you get on sixty nine, Yeah, when you're going through
the Ohio Turnpike, when you're going through Indiana and you
cut up into Michigan, you get on sixty nine normal,
and the Tangier outlets are right right. And I'd always

(56:30):
rolled down my window rain or Shine, you just blare
this song. It's I got on there nine. But of
course I always thought it was the Tangier outlets. I
didn't realize it was Tangier. Is it TANGI or Tangent.
I think you're right. I think it's Tangier, But I
think I thought it was Tangier.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
I stopped because they had a coach outlet and I
wanted to get a deal on a bag, so I
bought Melissa. I think it was the last Christmas Christmas
before Maybe that's what brought me there, and then I
went into the Nike store and I was like, ooh,
Jordan's uh huh nice and all the money on myself.
I can't control my horny level. All right, Well that's
the trouble with those places, right. You go in and

(57:08):
you get you get sucked in. You're like, ooh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna spend my money on myself. But Grove City,
somebody else said, okay, yeah again, I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I haven't been out to these in a minute, you know,
because in my experience, it sounds like a great idea,
and then you drive an hour to get there and
you just walking around, You're like, I kind of came
out here with no plan. I figured something would jump
out at me. But it's like the fall Asigon in
there too, right, Like everybody's just throwing I mean, that's
what your standard TJ Max and Marshalls look like anyway.

(57:43):
But the outlet malls, Yeah, I don't need dirt cheap
tidy whites, rob.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
I cannot, for the life of me ever hit a
Marshals or a TJ Max. Right, My my wife, my kids, friends,
they go and they're like, oh, look, I bought this
Armani suit for twelve dollars. Yes, And I go in
and I can't even find a pair of jeans. I'm like,
what am I missing here?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Well, even those places, though, which their whole business model
is really cool stuff, but it's you know, even that's
more expensive. Now there's stuff you'll go. Sure, you find
yourself in a TJ Max and you're like, oh, I
kind of like this seventy eight dollars. You're like, what, Yeah,
it seems anithetical to like your whole vibe here. You
know what I end up doing anytime I find myself
in a TJ Max. Nothing, I'm back in the snack aisle.

(58:28):
I'm back there, like, hmmm, let's see four year old
caramel popcorn.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Do you think that I could still they have like
a snack aisle just random crap?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Hey, I want a jar of olives? Yep.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
I always had a pillow case the kitchen stuff. That's
where I always like I found. I'll always buy like
a knife knives there, like I just I'm like, oh cool,
good chef's knife.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
You know. The beauty of those places is there's a
lot of people who find themselves in there convincing themselves
that they need something.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
Well that's what you goos for. Well, yeah, and I
like to have a goal. I I don't mind shopping.
I'm not a verse to retail therapy. I'm just saying
I'm I'm going for something. So if I walk in,
I'm like, Eh, maybe I do need new tongues.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I don't. I know, you get them. Oh, it's nice
to get them.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
New tongues, get a nice fresh tick. You can't pick
them up without clacking them together.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I like the spring back, oh, spring loaded at these
are good ones. Hey, these are stainless steel meat claws.
Maybe the next summer, have you broken out the smoker?
It's still it's still under the cover. Nope, not once. Nope.

(59:40):
You mentioned it a couple of weeks back about it.
I just know Nope. So who knows. Maybe I will,
it's just not I don't know. It's just I look
past it now. It's just under that vinyl covert uncovered.
That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
You got to see it then, Yeah, you see it's
gonna make you do something with it. Charlie's doing a
brisket as we speak.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, that's his thing. I had my my smoking everything
phase was like five or six years ago. It's not
my thing anymore. I had a bullet smoker for a while,
and I was constantly putting a brisket in there. I
was smoking every friggin thing I could get my hands on.
AM over it. Like I'm not a lawn guy anymore,
you know what I mean. While I was a lawn.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
Guy, like I just enjoyed cooking in general. But like
the smoker, I love like I love making chicken wings
on the smoker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
That's my my favorite.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Rob loves to smoke meat. Yep, what can you say?
Switched from poles to meat. Gotta have it moist.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Tangier Outlets. The g is the gus sound, not the
just Oh really Tanger Tanger Anger Outlets the gus sound Tanger.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
So we were both wrong. Tanger Outlets, Tanger. Oh I
didn't know that. Did I say Tanger? You said Tanger?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I thought it was Tangier, like the band in the eighties,
the one hit under in the eighties, Remember Tangier? Do
you remember that band? See I forget you're a little
bit younger than me. There was a band that had
one hit called Tangier, and I think that they were
It was called like Draw the line or something. Somebody
listening is old enough to remember Tangier. I only know

(01:01:18):
the casino now you're on the line. Was the big
Tangier one hit wonder and I think it was a
bunch of guys from other bands they were from, I don't.
I mean, this was solid eighties rock radio, red meat, right,

(01:01:42):
This was the kind of stuff you were going to
hear they were. One guy was from Molly Hatchett or something,
a guy named Bill Matson.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
I don't know who that is, but he sounds like
it's like a new Ram or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, they were kind of in that Bad Company mold hand.
Nobody remembers Tangier except me. Yeah, Tangiers is the casino
in the movie Casino. That's the only reason I ever
knew that word. Okay, so it's it's tanger is how
it's pronounced. Tanger is what they're saying. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
Interesting anyway, big hit in the mid eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Speaking of big hits, Brian hit me up? Boy, did
he hit me up? Brian is back on one. He's
leaving me messages every three minutes from like four am
to noon. You're gonna know this one. It's going way back.
This was a huge hit seventies. You'll know the song.

Speaker 15 (01:03:04):
Cause Live Man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Of Brian Magnific. Yeah, Bastard. Yeah, that's right, the top
of my favorites ever now. Yeah, Debbie Boone. You might
remember Pat Boone. His daughter Debbie had a song in
the late seventies called you Light Up My Life. She's
still alive. I was googling Debbie Boone this morning. Still
looks good. She's married to some actor from the Ferrara

(01:03:50):
family or something like that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Debbie Boone is sixty nine years old. Nice and she's
still performing and going out and do it anyway. In
the late seventies she had a huge hit called you Light.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Up My Life and Brian just lit mine up. Yep.
It was number one for ten weeks. I don't know
if she had any follow ups, but she never had
anything as big as that. Oh that's great. So because
she married Gabriel Ferrer, who was Rosemary Clooney and Jose
Ferrer's son, she is a cousin by marriage of George Clooney. Okay,

(01:04:29):
so Debbie Gibson, Debbie Gibson, Debbie Boone is running into
George Clooney potentially at family gathering. Some things Pat Boone
is still alive. He's ninety one years old and he's
one of the best selling artists of all time. You'll
forget about Pat Boone anyway. Brian sang some Debbie Boone.

Speaker 16 (01:04:54):
Lied Man, Learn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Man. He seems like he's going back and forth between
thirty three and seventy eight on the turntable. I love
it so much. Yeah, it's hard to believe this kind
of stuff was on the radio back in the day,

(01:05:34):
not like on some soft rock station that wasn't even
a thing in the seventies. It was just on the
radio right ten weeks this was number one, didn't budge
for two months, and because of Brian, it's on the
radio one. Yes, the prominence of this show. By the way, Brian,

(01:05:56):
I want to keep an eye and see if Debbie
Boone streaming numbers go through the roof. I guarantee you
they do because of Brian's rendition that hell happened in Cleveland.

Speaker 17 (01:06:06):
God Man, you gim meo ca.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Man beautiful.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
He is a talented, talented young man. He's my age,
but he is a talented young man. Pat Boone is
most known in my world for doing the Ozzie stuff. Yeah,
he did Crazy Train and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Yeah, it was called in a metal Mood. We've played
stuff of that before because he was Ozzy's neighbor. Yeah,
and so in the it was nineteen ninety seven he
put out an album called No More Mister Nice Guy.
And he's wearing a leather vest and he's got a
fake earring in and he's got a glint in his eye,
and he did you Got Another Thing Coming and smoke
on the Water Free Richard Cheese. Right, this was Pat

(01:07:02):
Boone going hey, everybody crazy, Yeah, which was you know,
it was a novelty, but it didn't to me. It's
obviously didn't warrant repeated listening to, you know, but he
was neighbors with Ozzy, and Ozzy's like, I love Pat Boone.
I think this is awesome. He did Holy Diver and
and her Sandman. Wasn't this the theme for the Osbourne's No,

(01:07:26):
it was the other one. It was the other one.
It was creature Trained. That's what this is. So what
was it? I thought, Richard Cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Crazy right here crazy but that's how yeah, yeah, hey,
but that's how we go.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:42):
He used it for the TV show right yea, yeah,
but I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Think they used the other version of you said, didn't they?

Speaker 15 (01:07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Maybe living as food.

Speaker 15 (01:07:53):
Maybe it's not too late.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Now what is he gonna do with Saraha to Heaven?
That's already a pretty mellow song, right to Heaven?

Speaker 15 (01:08:05):
So good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
With makes me one god? Enter Sandman? What is he
going to sleep with?

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
One eye?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Ripping your bill a tie exa And it sounds like
Eddie van Halen for Pat Boone's rendition of Panama. I

(01:08:43):
wonder who we got Joe Satriani? Hey, anyway, you got

(01:09:18):
the gist. But Debbie Boone via Brian.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Now, who played guitar on that The Allen Cox Show
on one hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Buzz buzzard Cleveland, call the Alan Cox Show. You met Allen?
Oh my god, I forgot about Allen? Okay, you have
a white board?

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three four eighty one double oh seven?

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (01:09:50):
Rob Hey, they quack cock?

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Hey, rob Hey, they quack cat? He said, my neighbors
got dogs. I'm still sending this to people. People are
still emailing me. Hey, send me rob Hey, sucks the
ducks going off? Luke sent me a clip for you, Rob,

(01:10:16):
and only have a short AI clip for Rob. I
hope he enjoys it. It's ducks out there in the
field and they're raising a flag that says by Rob.
Since they've forced it's like they're mocking you. That's all

(01:10:38):
it is. Really, Yeah, they're mocking you. It's okay, how
about that? Thank you, Luke, Thank you, Luke. Appreciate the submission.
Speaking of animals, somebody else killed another one of these
escaped monkeys. You know, there was a lady out there,
these these monkeys that got off of this truck truck crashed.

(01:10:58):
These were lab monkeys, and so the initial reports where
they're all infected, and then they debunked that pretty quickly
in the follow up. But ye know, a lot of
people didn't get the memo. But these are still wild
hareesus monkeys, Rob, and they're out there running around. So
a couple of days ago, I think they had determined
in the immediate aftermath that they had caught all but three.

(01:11:18):
So a couple of days later, there's this woman who's
like my teenage son says, there's a monkey in the backyard,
and she's like, I feared for my family's life or whatever,
which listen, if there's a monkey there. I think you
and I were coming at that from different perspectives. Yes,
you thought that maybe she should have just called animal control.
I think killing it is a bit excessive, and I'm

(01:11:39):
of and you might be right. I'm just saying that, like,
you don't have the hell these monkeys are going to do. No,
you corner it and you take it out. But again,
you go inside and close your door. That's so much
the monkey gonna do. Yeah, but what if it attacks
somebody else? What if it goes on to the next town.
Quote was I was afraid for my children? Oh I see, Yeah, okay,

(01:12:00):
so let other people worry about their kids. Yeah. Well
it takes a village to kill a monkey, Robin, but
only one. Yeah. So now somebody else has killed another monkey,
which is very exciting because that means that we're down
to one. It's like the Running Man, the Magic Monkey,
One magic monkey. George Barnett is a preacher in a

(01:12:24):
small town in Mississippi shoots one of the last monkeys
that escaped the crash in Mississippi, Mississippi would be one
of them.

Speaker 18 (01:12:36):
It was all he was on in there, little small
trees I had a hard time finer until I saw
him move his head and he was off.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
He was at the top.

Speaker 18 (01:12:47):
He didn't see him the first the first time, but
he did see him that second because he moved his
head and when he shot the sake of time he
came up, he fell out the tree and he kind
of took off and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Rustled around a little bit.

Speaker 18 (01:13:00):
It so now the guys that were coming to get them,
they were right there off the exit because they thought
they had people that were sighting them. We were coming
right there off this exit to go down the bridge.
The monkey was crossing right here into these woods over here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I thought I'd see a monkey in the area. I
raised the streets that we walked.

Speaker 19 (01:13:24):
The guys came looking for him.

Speaker 18 (01:13:26):
So he wasn't quite bad yet, so it pushed the
monkey a little further out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Well, it got dark.

Speaker 18 (01:13:30):
They couldn't find them, but they had blood trail. The
guy came from Jackson with the drone, got here in
an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
And called a drone. They got a monkey.

Speaker 18 (01:13:40):
Drane rob in two minutes as soon as he got here,
so they had monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
They had to get a the guy.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
When they were walking on the street.

Speaker 19 (01:13:53):
These woods over here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
I thought i'd see a monkey in the area raised,
you know, sat Patrick's says, saw a small town preacher
shoots one of the last lab monkeys. George Barnett, Rural,
Mississippi up in the trees because I pictured it being

(01:14:17):
on the ground, you know, when the mom killed it.
And those two are kind of explaining the whole sequence
of events there. They saw what they called a blur
of fur. I'm as sure as a Smith's album from
the mid eighties. What's that? I could have been any Yeah,
they spotted the fox, spotted the runaway monkey monkey. I

(01:14:39):
saw monkey fox on the run like the sweet near
a highway exit ramp. See, it was trying to get away.
It was trying to get off the highway. Once in
the woods, it scampered into a tree and flashed its
teeth and that's all it took for this guy to
let fly. Barnett grabbed his rifle and fired twice at

(01:15:01):
the monkey.

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Maybe the guy we made the freaking monkey was just
smiling at him, sending the animal crashing to the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Flashed his teeth. Yeah, we call that a smile. The
monkey was like, hey him, nice, don't shoot me. Bang oh,
you're saying the monkey was flirting. He was just smiling. Nice. Yeah, hey, hey,
don't kill me. I'm a piece of monkey. See look
I'm smiling. Bang.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
But animals can't smile. Why not? I mean we we
attached that look to them because we smile. But animals
don't really smile. Monkeys do. They don't have intent behind Well,
maybe they do. I've seen monkeys smile. As soon as
I saw it, the only thing I thought was, what
a thing attacks one of my people that I grew

(01:15:47):
up with, or my children? Barnett said like that, he
started with the people he grew up with.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
Also, I gets my friends and my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
I don't want my homies getting chewed up by a monkey.
Oh my family. Yeah, my kid's wife you know, yep,
love you, bitch. I love you, bitch. Put your hand
on her heart and say, I love you, bitch. And
so the guy was worried about his kids, and uh

(01:16:19):
then he uh called them out to make sure that
they were all okay. Kids, We're eating dinner tonight. Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Tiffany Tayler, Cody, Dylan Dermott, Jordan Taylor, Brittany Wesley, Rumor
Scout Cassidy, Zoe Kloe, Max Hunter, Kened Don't, Katelyn, Noah,
Sasha Morgan, Kira Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Phail.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Yeah, Cubert eats a lot boy that kid. I think
it's one of his sons. I forgot about all the
footsteps walking out onto the wood porch. I love it.
So it's a little d Tales boy. You can't have
them walking out there and making a noise. The monkey
was one, of course, the three escapees from last week's
accident from the twu Lane National Biomedical Research Center from

(01:17:13):
Tulane rob And on a two lane highway. So this
guy was the second resident there in the great state
of Mississippi to take the as this person wrote, monkey
business into their own hands, Rob mm hmm. Jessica Bond
Ferguson was the woman I told you about earlier in
the week. She opened fire on another monkey after her

(01:17:36):
teenage son said the town he saw it. She said,
I did what any other mother would do to protect
her children. And you can't argue with that. You can't
play Monday morning quarterback on what a parent is doing
for their kid. I mean you can now just this morning.
The update is that the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries

(01:17:59):
and Parks or Woolf said that the last runaway had
been recovered. So they've gotten that lasve huh alive alive. Wow,
they've did in that last monkey and they've recovered it
after a local reported seeing it. So they took your route.

(01:18:21):
They just called wildlife and said, hey, it's a monkey
out here.

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
Yeah, everybody's not looking for it. They're gonna be there quick.
It's not what they're going to drag their feet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
And they're like, look, the reason people are so freaked
out is because all of that incorrect information early on
that these were infected monkeys, And if you're living out there,
you know in rural Mississippi, maybe that information didn't get
to you. You didn't realize they weren't COVID monkeys. Infected
monkeys is a way better name for Imagine Dragons, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
We're infected monkeys, Thank you Thundah the thund Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I'd rather hear. The band formerly known as Imagined Dragons.
They decided to hang it up. They wanted to get
out of the quote music, end quote business. We're infected monkeys. Hello,
We're infected monkeys. I like Arctic monkeys. One of my
favorite big one song I think I know from them,
and one for the Road Arctic Monkeys. I'm not very

(01:19:19):
familiar with them. Why do you always call me when
you're high? M Oh, you don't not asking me a question.
I don't know. It's one of those usually just what
I do, I just call you what I'm high?

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
No love Arctic monkeys. I've been eating sleep edibles lately.
That's been a new uh development for me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Oh, good for you. I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Weird leg thing, you know, like where your leg you
gotta keep moving your leg restless time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I believe it's called restless leg syndrome. That's your body
telling you to move more.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Rob Okay, well, my body's telling me to move more
so to silence my body from telling you to do
something I don't want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I'm taking edibles at night. I'm sub subduing my body. Yes,
all right, So I've been taking chill edibles. It's been great.
Sleeping like a rock. Good for you? Yeah, like that
ac DC song Sleeping Rock Arctic Monkey's Baby from twenty thirteen.
The a M album is their High Water.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
Mumpies guys from the bottom of you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Okay, yeah, I know this song they didn't do. I
want to know they did. Are you Mine? It's a
lot of like I don't know, it's a lot of
a lot of heartbreak and resentment music. I do think.
Why do you only call me when you're high? Is
the one I was thinking of, though, one You only
coming when you're hi? Sitchy? What you want? Yeah, that's

(01:20:51):
this one? Yeah you want? You see that bathroom brawl
in Texas at the at the friggin' bass pro Shops?
Did you see that video?

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Okay, so I think this was Dallas. It's a it's
a grand opening of a bass pro shop, and so
there's this huge area and these grown ass men are
just laying into each other and apparently it's stemmed from
an argument outside one of the bathrooms. I figured they
were fighting over the very last three ex Camo T shirt.

(01:21:24):
But these guys are going at each other and this
woman screaming and all the people who were working. You know,
I just did an appearance this past week and at
the brand new Dix down there at South Park Mall
back there. You know, Dix is kind of transitioning it's
Dick's House of Sport or whatever. What nothing? What what?

(01:21:46):
It just sounded funny what you said, but go ahead,
go go ahead, Dick's House of Sport. No, the brand
new digs. Nope, the grand opening of Dicks. But it
doesn't get funnier the moment you talked about.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
Dix transitioning and it transitioning to House of Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Representation matters, Rob.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
So I was there on Saturday, right, it was the
grand opening, and it's it was great, and a lot
of the people who were working there were fans of
the show, and a lot of fans came up and
just like a retail thing, standing there and talking to
people whatever. But the bathrooms, you know, all these new places,
they kind of got to, you know, stay with the times.
So they have gender neutral bathrooms and the symbols on

(01:22:32):
the gender neutral bathroom everybody else what the standard guy
looks like, Right, it's just the torso with the dot
head on top, and then the female icon has like
the triangle for the skirt, and then there's a third
one that is like an upside down triangle I think
on the you know, to let you know, now, these
are single bathrooms. So it's not like there's multiple stalls,
so it's really not that big of a deal. So

(01:22:54):
I don't know if that was what the fight was
over At the Bass Pro Shop. It's a grand open
this is Odessa, Texas, and a bunch of dudes are fighting. Now,
if you're in a place like that, right, there's gonna
be dudes in any fight that aren't really involved in
the fight, but they really want to punch another person, yep,

(01:23:18):
and so they insert themselves into the fight and then
it spirals out from there. So it starts with a
couple guys and then some other dudes kind of get in.
There's a woman who's screaming, I'll show this to you
here on the live stream. I don't think there's profanity
in it. Well, hold on, I still got that song

(01:23:39):
going hold on standby alright, this brawl Beast Pro Shop.
It's great opening weekend, so they're heavily staffed. Right, There's
people walking around in green shirts or the thumb up
to they down't to do punching each other. There's a

(01:24:00):
couple of dudes and there's another guy, and then another
guy comes in and he starts punching. Another guy knocks
the guy over the stanchion and he's gotten, and there's
a lady and there's so these guys are on the ground,
and then the guys buy the bathroom on five of them,
and then the woman comes over to yell at everybody.

(01:24:20):
Just a civilian woman. She's screaming at him Brook because
there's kids around here. She's not wrong. I mean it's packed,
it's Texas Grand opening Bass Pro Shop, and she's not wrong.
At home. You wonder why our schools are falling apart, Well,

(01:24:55):
that's because people are voting against levies. Well she's also
you heard what she said, lead by example.

Speaker 8 (01:25:01):
She's right, that's why things because your parents are idiots
fighting in a Bass Pro shop.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Yeah, what a bunch of dopes. You just see people
like this man like But that's the thing. If if
two guys are fighting, you're gonna have other guys in it,
because there's other guys that just want to kick ass
and any opportunity to. And these are not like UFC fighters.
These are fat ass dudes in longhorned T shirts. The

(01:25:28):
man they're dying to take a sway grow up, like, dude,
you know what it's over. You're in your forties. Now
you don't have to try to fight anymore, dumb ass.
Yeah you got, you got. You got a bed on
a Saturday to go to a grand opening of a
bass pro shop, right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
Right, And then now you're fighting over like a fishing
reel or something like. Dude, shut up, go away.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Two men they were these two the guys started it,
were waiting in line for the bathroom. They weren't like
reaching for the same thing and got into a fight.
It wasn't even like a retail brawl you think.

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
It wasn't like, hey, why don't want to use the
sink so there's no line?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Don't know, what are you arguing about? In line for
the bathrooms? Water's cold and deep? Heard that one before,
just where all the d's hang out. The argument began
between two men in line for the restroom. The dispute
quickly became a physical altercation that ultimately involved multiple people.

(01:26:26):
So it's never the two guys, you know, and it's
not like their friends are jumping in. This isn't a
bar at last call. It's a freaking bass pro shop.
So there's always gonna be dudes who want to get
in on the action.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
That guy pushed my friend, I'm gonna throw a punch
a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
The two individuals who started the fight sustained minor injuries,
but neither of them was taken to the hospital. No
arrests were made as all parties declined to pursue criminal charges.
That's the thing, too, You're not gonna get scooped up
because there's a ton of people security. You got rent
A cops there. The people who are on staff, they're like,

(01:27:05):
I didn't sign up for this. I'm not gonna get
I'm not gonna get in the middle of that. So
the people working there are just like milling around waiting
for the thing to peter out. This is West Texas,
so it's about It's a good haul away from Dallas.

Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
There's nothing else to do. There's a beast Pro shops
opening up, so everybody's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
The two men who started this have been banned from
the store. You played yourself player. It's the only thing
to do in that town. Now they can't go banned
from the store. I love that's all right, We'll just
go to Cabellas. You can never come back here again.
Oh no, cotton Ball says his sleep edible's come in

(01:27:53):
a Jamison bottle. There you go. Dick's House of sport
is where I would not house of spurt. You know,
I don't I don't appreciate it. Oh, I didn't even think.
I don't appreciate you taking liberties with my pronunciations. It's

(01:28:16):
a half a letter. It's a little tape. You gotta
uh huh. Yeah, yep. They should have gotten that corn
hole lady out there. Remember the corn hole lady is
absolutely ridiculous. When the people were fighting and she's still
on the mic, she's trying to get the whole thing going.

Speaker 19 (01:28:31):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
That is stupid. Stop fighting, stupid. She's gotten her out there.
They should send her out there to break up fights.

Speaker 7 (01:28:38):
It is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Yeah, you're right, Alan. You guys were talking about tanger
tangier or whatever. How do you pronounce longevity. I've been
saying it all my life, with two g's longevity or
is it just longevity? I think it's longevity, right, I
say longevity, but Joe, I don't even know what I've
thought about it, longevy longevity. I'd say longevity. I don't

(01:29:03):
do the two g's longevity.

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
Yeah, I knowevity that doesn't sound R but longevity who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Well, there's only one G in the spelling right there
is correct, So yeah, I mean you wouldn't just double
the g sound put a little squared sign over it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Alan is David Lee Roth going to the Thirsty Cowboy tonight?
Hey listen. He collaborates with all kinds of people. Rob
and I are at this charity thing today. You still
get tickets, I think, yeahsty Cowboy dot com you can
walk up to for the traffic five bucks well worth it.
But low Cash if you're a country fan, this country
pop band called low Cash is performing anyway. David Lee Roth,

(01:29:45):
I don't know if he has done any collaboration with
Norm Okay, good you excited? Who exciting? How are you
getting there? David running? Wow? All the way from home.

Speaker 8 (01:29:59):
He's getting in his Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
All about it. We'll save that for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Wow wow.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yes, Ellen's in there.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven Flowers Willed
loved ones. Past memories fade.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
But this thing just seems to go on forver.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
The Allen Cox Show on w MMS. I'll have more
money for it at about ten minutes. Second to last
chance to win today courtesy of the Buzzer bookie one
thousand bucks every time you hear one of these keywords.

(01:31:04):
First one every day is with Rover round nine thirty.
Stansbray's got him. I got him until five thirties. So
I think this week and next week, maybe next Friday
is the last go round for this phase of it,
but still more money to be won. The Cavaliers win
last night over the Sixers, who are a good team,
one thirty two to one one. Both teams now five

(01:31:28):
and three. Calves go to DC tomorrow night for another
one of those NBA Cup games. I'll play the Washington Wizards,
and then Saturday night the Bulls are in town. Calv's
cruise to a season high one hundred and thirty two points.
Darius Garland's return was Donovan Mitchell, you said that put
up forty six. Yeah, that's heavy, dussed them off. Yeah,

(01:31:51):
kid was trash talking him on NBA two K. That's
all it took. What sucks for that kid is that
nobody's going to know who he is, so he's telling
all his friends, Oh, I was the guy. There's probably
multiple kids telling their friends I was the kid. Yeah,
I'm the one that did it. Nice. Every kid is
saying that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Right right, because who's you know, who's gonna prove or
disprove that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
So congrats to them. Rob and I are going to
be a Madonna tonight. We're part of this charity event
for the Travis Mills. I shouldn't say we're part of it.
We're attending. You know, the thirsty cowboy that makes us
part of it? I guess it does. Speaking of cowboys, Jesus,
this guy on the Dallas Cowboys who shot himself killed us.
That's crazy. Like the dude just had his first touchdown

(01:32:39):
in the NFL Monday Night Cowboys played the Cardinals. Twenty
four year old dude from Michigan. He was a Bronco.
He went to Western Michigan University. My first full time
job was in Kalamazoo. I had a new all kind.
I used to party over by Western. He was from
Grand Rapids, but he went to Western Michigan. Got drafted

(01:33:02):
what last year? I think so twenty four right, Yeah,
this guy was having problems. Boys family said that they
think he just had like a mental breakdown or something.
Cops ad a welfare visit before midnight because he had
been what he was in a car chase or something.
I'm not quite sure what the timeline of this was. Yeah,

(01:33:23):
they went to a house they said he was associated with,
and then there was no no answer. Marshawn Neeland, twenty
four years old at defensive end, set a tragic text
message to his family, shot himself around ten to thirty
local time last night.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Yeah, they lost the car. He was in a police chase.
They lost the car, and then they located the car.
He wasn't in it, and then they found his body.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (01:33:50):
Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Neeland has died at the
age of twenty four in just the last hour. DPS
confirmed it neland died by suicide late last night following
a police pursuit in Colin County.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Crazy, he was. This is only a second season. I
think they got the nine one one call here. I
don't know if people care about nine one one calls.

Speaker 21 (01:34:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Yeah, they found his car, nobody in it, crashed on
the Dallas Parkway, so he was going through it then. Yeah,
and apparently nobody uh.

Speaker 8 (01:34:27):
And everybody knew I mean, like it wasn't like it
was a surprise. I think, Oh is that true. Oh yeah,
reached out to people, I see, because I think that's
why they went to do the wellness check on him
in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I see. Yeah, his I guess his girlfriend got a
text from him or something. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
Oh man, the girlfriend, she's trying to call his agents over,
trying to get him to call her, to call him first.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
But she's saying he is armed and has the history
of mental littleness. And her quote was he will end
it all coffee, probably ring back to the car to
get the game. If she calls him. We'll let you know.

Speaker 8 (01:34:59):
All right, give me a favor.

Speaker 19 (01:35:00):
Everybody, stay with the buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Don't go looking alone with this guy his arms.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
They just received a text from him, a group text
saying from him saying goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
They're concerned for welfare. We have a lieutenant calling it
group text. Whoof Yeah that's sad. Twenty four years old.
All right, Hey, listen, we're gonna be at this thing tonight.
And it got me to thinking there's gonna be you know,
this is like a country young country crowd, right, Yeah,

(01:35:30):
there's gonna be a lot of I have to think
single people there. Yeah, they're gonna be, as the song says,
looking for love in all the wrong places. Rob Okay
and I just happened to come across a list of
the best farmer dating apps. Oh good, you know you

(01:35:52):
want to find like minded people. Now, I didn't know
that there was more than one farmer dating app, and
I don't know that you have to be on a
farmer But dating apps are so niche now that you know, people,
this isn't even like new people are hipped to dating apps.
We ran a commercial for one at one point, didn't
we feel like farmers only dot or something like that.

(01:36:13):
That's one of them. That's the only one I know
is farmers only. City folks just don't get it. You know,
all the people who are complaining all the time about
the divisiveness of our culture, everybody plays into it, especially
when it comes to dating. You've got to put a

(01:36:33):
demarcation line. City folk don't get it. So how do
you know if you know there's so many people now
on dating services where they're finding out that their pictures
are AI or you know, you can just make up
a photo of yourself wearing shrimp kickers and a hat anyway,

(01:36:54):
So I don't know if they were the first out
of the gate, but Farmers Only is like, hey, people
who abouten rural areas. Legit might not necessarily, you know,
they're literally farther away from other people. But I don't
know that there's any criteria you have to match. But
they've been around a while. Farmers Only has been around
for twenty years. There's also Farmers Match. Imagine having competing

(01:37:18):
rural dating apps. So if you're a farmer or a rancher,
imagine being single in a rural community. You're like a
rural jurr. Now I have to think that, you know,
one of the filters on this is like I need
a god fair and woman, you know that kind of thing.

(01:37:39):
So farmers Match Farmers Only they have e Harmony on
the list, I guess because they want to cast a
wide net. There's a service called Muddy Matches m U
D d Y Muddy Matches because you're out there, you're
you're in the dirt, right, you got a hitch in

(01:38:00):
your giddy up. You gotta take care of binness. So
Muddy Matches is out there the honey wagon to join
up on. I hope people who are attending tonight. Are
paying attention to this? Now millionaire matches on here. You
know all those super wealthy farmers out there in the
rural communities.

Speaker 8 (01:38:20):
I don't know why this is on the list. Well,
you know what some of those huge farms. I mean,
that would make sense, right, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
Yeah, if you're like in you know, big agriculture, you
know said, these aren't rural farmers who were wealthy. There's
something called date a cowboy. I have yet to see
a gay rural dating app on here. You think they're
ever going to have one of those? Oh they got
some This is my point. They got something for everything. Now,

(01:38:47):
why not? Because takes care of that rural communities.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
A lot of those guys aren't like, hey, guess what
keeping that to themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
I mean Broke Back Mountain was a movie.

Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
Yeah it was. And notice who they did. Who they
told about it? Nobody, not even their wives.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Listen, maybe you and I should start We're not gay,
but it doesn't mean that we couldn't help out that
rural portion of the community. We could call it grander.
Oh I like it, right, grant from the people who
brought you grinder, grant cher data cowboys, another rural dating site. Uh,

(01:39:30):
Western Match a role in the gay w m ms
Rob on social media a role in the gay. What
do our Horses Eat?

Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
Gay?

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Oh? Western Match for single cowboys and cow ladies who
were looking to meet, you know, a role in the gay.
It's a good it's a good name for that site.
I don't hate it. Grantuer comhabs or roll in.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
The Gay see mine? Yeah, mine is more like a website.
Yours is absolutely the perfect name for an app.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Well, we've got a lot of competition here, Rob, because
there's a Western Match data Cowboy, Muddy matches Farmers Only.
What if you're a rural person who only wants to
date city people, I guess you could go on any
one of the other apps this is to hook up.
There's Country Match, Western Match. I mean, how do you

(01:40:34):
possibly differentiate yourself? Is it just a numbers game?

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
If you're out there, you're like, I'll just get on
all of them. Yeah, because they're all going to have
the same kind of bylaws or whatever. They're all again
in the same criteria. They could be like, oh, hobbies
an interest and you know, we know what your lifestyle
choice is. You live in the middle of nowhere. He's
casting a wider net. Hey, you get as many sites
as possible. Right, fish where the fish are, fish where

(01:41:02):
the fish are Farmer singles, equestrian Cupid dot com. You know,
my older daughter was an equestrian from like the age
of four until just a few years ago. Equestrian Cupid
dot com. Farmers dating site single farmers Dating. I had

(01:41:25):
no idea anyway. I'm only pointing these out because we
got this country event tonight and you and I you
want to talk about fish out of water?

Speaker 22 (01:41:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Yeah, holy cow. I mean we're not on the prowl,
but a lot of people might be there tonight. No, yeah, mans,
thirsty cowboy could be a du BLONTND. You know what
I'm saying, it's a bar. But if you show up thirsty,
m meet a cowboy. Okay, so meet a cowboy dot com?

(01:41:53):
Ardy exists. What if we another option for our app
m e. A t a cowboy? Could that work? Whole
new meaning for hung like a horse? Hung like a horse?
Grantcher a roll in the gag? Right, are you hung
like a horse? Get on, grantcher Man. I like this,

(01:42:15):
I mean I don't want to be Uh, we're gonna
need people in the LGBTQ community to help us out
with this to kind of you know, smooth the rough
patches there, the finer points of it. But I like
how this is all kind of fill it out. Yes, hey,
I got money here for you. It's one thousand dollars
as promised, second last chance to win today a grand

(01:42:38):
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Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Let's see lebron Oh yeah, no, I know that some
of these I'm just looking at some of these messages.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Oh, rich and Northfield, gentlemen, good afternoon. This is Rich
over Northfield. Guys.

Speaker 23 (01:43:21):
We're talking about Ozzie And I was wondering if you
a rob had gotten to the book last writes. I
started listening to the audio book and about halfway through
the book. So there's a lot of really good stories
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
If you haven't checked it out, check it out. Okay, goodbye,
tell me what to do? Uh no, no, I haven't.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
I started to watch the documentary and got too sad
and stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Oh you got too sad?

Speaker 8 (01:43:50):
Yeah, Oh wasn't ready for it. Yeah, I'll get there.
I mean it only took me what forty years to
watch the John Canty thing. I could finally deal with
his death.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Yeah. Alan Farmers Only was created by a local Cleveland
ad guy. All right, allan, if you want rural dating sites,
don't forget ancestry dot Com. I see what you did there. Congratulations.
What about Jolly Rancher, No, we already got it. It's
grand Cher. Jolly Rancher's not that either that. I'm pretty

(01:44:22):
sure it's already taken. Pretty sure it's already taken for that. Yes, hello,
hey Ellen, Dick, how are you?

Speaker 12 (01:44:35):
I'm doing pretty good. I just just wantn't to say
I wanted to a little wordly, uh solute the veterans.
My dad's family from up north that served their country,
and uh, you know, we don't give enough praise for them,
but I'm rooting for the cavaliers. I'd take the cavaliers,

(01:44:56):
you know, Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
You know how I celebrate you know how I celebrate
Veterans Day every year? Dick? How do you do it?
It's the November eleventh is the anniversary of my visectomy.

Speaker 12 (01:45:08):
Oh oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Yeah, when I got my ball snipped.

Speaker 12 (01:45:13):
Oh, hi's Rob doing Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
You know it's also the anniversary of Rob joining the
Alan Cox Show, Dick, So November the eleventh is momentous
for a number of things. Of course, it's when Veterans
Day is celebrated, it's the anniversary of my visectomy, and
it's uh it will be the first anniversary of Rob
joining the show. Uh huh, very exciting all the way around.

Speaker 12 (01:45:39):
Good you're great, Rob, You're a great guy. I just
wanted to think, what are we going to do about
the Browns? You think we need to get Stefanskis fired
and maybe Andrew Barry go and get a new team
and bring Bill Belichick back.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
You know, Dick, Dick. I got a letter from a
listener named Tony and he said, Hey, I would really
like to know because Dick seems to love k and
as family. I want to know why Dick ended up
in Dayton in the first place. Is there a story
behind that?

Speaker 12 (01:46:08):
Yeah, the story was behind that. Like I told you,
my family was from little town up north near Oberlin,
Grandma lived by the Penn Central their tracks, and I've
been since I was a kid in high school. I
can remember at Centerville, I would remember. I could even
remember Ken Coleman, Jim Greener, Jiff Shanley, Neptamber Casey. I

(01:46:34):
just became a fan down here at Cleveland Sports and
I've been calling in probably for forty for thirty eight years.
But that's how I became popular. Ye just on the station.
So yeah, I hear from my cousin Carlo, she the
big fan of you guys at Owstead Ball.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
She and my.

Speaker 12 (01:46:55):
Cousin Tony, who lived in Aliria. He remembered you. But
I just, I guess my devotion was to you know,
the the uh, the family background. I think it's nice to,
you know, just to and I still support him, you
know what it mean?

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
Did he say? Why? I have no idea what you mean?
How did you end up in You didn't grow up
in Cleveland or you did?

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:47:19):
Well, no, actually I was born in Cleveland Lakewood Hospital
in forty eight and dad moved to Dayton.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Oh okay, okay, so you grew you grew up. I
used to go see my awful I gotcha your family
was here, but you grew up in the greater Dayton area.

Speaker 12 (01:47:38):
Yeah, the Dayton Kettering area.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
You've been there, I gotcha. So it's just you're you
had so much family here that you have an affinity
and an affection for Cleveland sports team Scotch. Okay, well, yes, yeah,
that person really wanted to know. And now you've you've
explained it, slash confused them further. Okay, Uh yes, go Brown.

Speaker 24 (01:47:59):
Still all right, you look boom.

Speaker 17 (01:48:05):
Boom book, Look look boom boom.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
Do I mean he's not known for his succinct explanations
of things. That's fine, But I I did get an
email from Tony a while back and he goes, I
really would next time Uh Dick calls and is bloviating
about something, he goes, I really love to know how
he ended up in the case. Well, there you go.
That's where he grew up. It just so happens that
he had a lot of family here, and I'm sure

(01:48:32):
over the years he's explained that to me. But you
understand where I'm coming from when I say I don't
know what he's talking about. M M, don't know. Alan
Dick called because you were talking about rural farmers and
playing that banjo.

Speaker 8 (01:48:47):
It's like the bat signal or something. Probably right, does
he listen or does he just call? I mean, that's
a good question. It seems as though he never has
an agenda, like he's listening. Hey, I heard you, guys say,
I've never heard that. He's never that about them.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Calves Yep, dies right in And that's usually what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:49:06):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:49:06):
I'll tell you we gotta we gotta do more for
our vets. We just don't do enough. How about them cavaliers?
Just the stream of consciousness.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
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Tell Dick that the team should move to Baltimore. Yeah, yeah, Dick,
don't you think that they should move to Baltimore? All right?
Didn't that hurready happen? A long time ago? It did?
And I'm sucking traffic on for eighty and you played
the horse noise and it scared the manure out of me.

(01:50:04):
Why did you think you were on the for eighty
bridge they were in there was a horse that was loose?
Or why would that scare you? If it was like
a horn or a copsiren or something like that, I
understand in traffic, in vehicular traffic. You don't know this
guy's background with horses. Boy, I really don't, but I'd
love to. Don't leave me hanging. Liz a text that

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November eleventh will also be the thirty first anniversary of
her nose job. Well, wow, congratulations long made that rhinoplasty,
Sir Hugh, Well, Liz thirty one years ago. I wonder
if it was cosmetic in nature, or if it was

(01:50:52):
perhaps necessary. I don't know. I don't know what life
befell her back then. Thirty one years That means that
you've had your reconstructed nose longer than you had your
original nose, right, wouldn't it be crazy? I think it's
like you had a fake part, if or a reconstructive
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(01:53:22):
about ten minutes from now, That is in January. Out
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to the show. Right. Who's doing it this year? Offspring,
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(01:53:46):
Their first LA show in ten years. They live there.
How have they not performed in a decade? Perhaps they've
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thing is going to go down January seventeen at the
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out there. We're going you yell yeah a yeah right away.
Comedian Kelsey Cook is going to join us closer to
five twenty as well. Always happy to see her. She's
doing the weekend at Hilarities right around the corner. Cavaliers
off tonight, but they get a big one over on
the six Ers last night, one thirty twenty one. Next

(01:54:30):
up is an NBA Cup game in DC tomorrow night
against the Wizards at seven o'clock. Then the Bulls are
here in town on Saturday. That's an eight o'clock tip
on Saturday night. We will be Our metal show will
not be on this Saturday night because that's an eight
o'clock Calves game. But we do a metal show. Me
and Corey Roddick and Pet Butler do a show called

(01:54:51):
two Hours to Midnight. Starts at ten o'clock and it's
one hundred and twenty minutes of nothing but metal, hard
heavy stuff in all of its forms. So we'll be
back next Saturday night. People have been asking me and
or sending their request what you can do. There's an
email to htm at WMMS dot com. If you're in
a local band, I want to hear what you're doing too.

(01:55:11):
But we are off this Saturday night and back next Saturday,
the fifteenth. FYI I saw that the Guardians dropped their
Cactus League schedule, Rob, All right, right, they're already looking
toward spring training, making us feel like it's time February

(01:55:33):
twenty first, Well, that seems so far. They're going to
play the Reds out there in Arizona. Yeah, and then
opening day is against the Cubs this next year. Rather,
I think it's April third, Right, it's like a Friday.
Sometimes the Monday, April the third is your Guardian's home opener.

(01:55:56):
They're doing like a seven game road trip before they
even get home. But Friday, April third will be the
Guardian's home opener against the Chicago Cubs. But and do
we run some of those pre season games, Yeah, the
Cactus League.

Speaker 8 (01:56:10):
Stuff, as long as they don't interfere with the Calves, Yes,
we'll run. Right, So we are the FM flagship home
Cleveland Guardians baseball and Cavalier's basketball. As a guy who
was with the Guardians and Indians for a long time,
a guy named Paul de Podesta. This guy's a big deal,

(01:56:33):
right he was. Jonah Hill played him and Moneyball.

Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
He called him something else, I think, but I'm pretty
sure that Jonah Hill played Paul de Podesta in Moneyball
and was that his name in that I don't remember.
I don't name being that, I thought they gave him
a different name. In that Brad Pitt was playing Billy Bean,
who was like a real guy with the Oakland A's
back in the day. And I love that movie Moneyball.
It's dynamite, great movie. So Paul deep pest So was

(01:57:00):
with the Indians and the Guardians for a long time,
like twenty years, and then the Browns hire him about
ten years ago chief strategy officer. Now this surprises a
lot of people because it seems if you're a Browns
fan that they have no strategy. But he's leaving. He

(01:57:22):
has been hired. And this is where having the knowledge
that this guy has, right, he's one of those guys
that came up with the whole saber metrics thing and
data analytics into baseball. What team really needs that right now?
What team needs a leg up in Major League Baseball?
I don't know. Let's think the White Sox. Shut up, right,

(01:57:45):
you're not wrong. I wish this guy was going to
the White Sox. Now he's going. If there's any team
worse than the White Sox, it would be the Colorado Rockies.
And that's where he's going. Okay, So Paul Deepites has
been hired by the Colorado Rockies to become their next
head of baseball operations. So congratulations to him. He's younger

(01:58:05):
than me by a couple of years, and he's been
doing this for a long time. But it's not like
he's had this amazing run in Cleveland. Well, I mean,
he started with the Indians in ninety six, you know,
just in various things with the organization, but chief strategy
offer maybe maybe he's surfing those moneyball.

Speaker 8 (01:58:24):
Fumes you think about it, though, chief strategy officer this
year was to draft three quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
I don't know. I think this is when you cut
baitman through that organization. You know, he got hired to
be the GM of the Dodgers in two thousand and four,
but he only lasted two seasons there and then he
went to the Padres and the Mets, and he's been
around man but mostly baseball. And then you know, you're

(01:58:52):
kind of interchangeable. People go, oh, if you're in the
front office, you'd got to know strategy more than you
got to know football versus baseball, Like it's all kind
of the same. You're just selling widgets at the end
of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:59:04):
I gotta wonder if that is Domino one to fall
in the Browns. Like, I know he's leaving, but is
he part of what was keeping Barry and Stefanski and
those guys in place?

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
Oh, I chief strategy off? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:59:20):
Well, I mean it's that's a pretty big job, right,
Like strategy isn't just what plays you're.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Doing on the field.

Speaker 8 (01:59:25):
Yeah, it's I mean, that's it's organization wide. So you
have to assume he probably has some say on all
that stuff. Yeah, it's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
You wonder if all of a sudden, you know, maybe
maybe Andrew Berry has more call in what's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
I don't know. Well, we'll find out. But he is
off to Denver A. It's a little off topic. And
I don't know if you talked about it, but did
you see Chubby Checker doing the twist with Night Ranger? Oh? Boy, wow,
what are you playing Mad Lives over there? Or what
Night Ranger coming to Cleveland in a couple of weeks.

(02:00:03):
We gave away a bunch of tickets. That show is
November twenty first, They're coming out to MGM Northfield, Park,
and I think they talk about Domino One. Night Ranger
in other countries is doing farewell shows, so I think
that they might be kind of, you know, maybe getting
ready to call it a career. But two weeks from
tomorrow they will be out at MGM Northfield Park. I

(02:00:23):
don't know where this was. Do you want to see
Chubby Checker and Night Ranger Rob? We can still twistin America?
That might be what is?

Speaker 6 (02:00:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
I mean, I know we've said it before, but I
still I don't think I remember that Chubby Checker was
still alive. No, he is. Yeah, he's twisting again like
you did last summer. I wonder where that was. Had
to be a casino gig, maybe in his hometown. I
don't know where he lives. Now we're having quite the
conundrum here at work. Tom and Barberton texting me three five,

(02:01:22):
one nine two. Where is Monroe? Conroe? Monroe comes from
a sitcom called Too Close for Comfort Ted Night, mid eighties.
He played a cartoonist. He had a very popular newspaper
comic strip, cartoon strip, and he was a cartoonist. It

(02:01:42):
was like, MoU, I forget what that I forget what
the character was but he would. They would always show
him drawing with this cow puppet on his hand, and
he and his wife have this brownstone or something in
San Francisco, and his two grown daughters lived downstairs, and

(02:02:06):
hilarity ensues. Hence too close for comfort. It's like Marty
Moose or something was the character Cosmic Cow. Henry is
a conservative cartoonist who authors a comic strip called Cosmic Cow. No,
I don't think they meant that in the political sense.
I think that they meant that, like, he's kind of
buttoned up right, so he's the straight man and everything

(02:02:27):
around him. Plays a guy named Henry Rush, and everything
around him is crazy. I remember they got protested later,
I think in the run of that show because they're
living in San Francisco and the daughters move over to Oakland,
and all the jokes were about how terrible Oakland was.
So they're on the mainland, right, and so they're like, oh,

(02:02:49):
it's crime and the water's terrible, and it's police sirens
and blah blah blah, and at the time people in
Oakland got really mad. Cow. Anyway, that is my long
drawn out answer for where that original Monroe and Monroe

(02:03:10):
too Close for comfort.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Jackie Sarah Monrou Monroe was a character who was just
in the whole Monroe Ficus, the greatest, one of the
greatest names in sitcom history, by.

Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
The way, Monroe Monroe, and it was played by Jim Bullock,
and he was just kind of this, you know, fay
ineffectual guy that couldn't really stand up for himself. And so,
you know, Henry Rush would come in Monroe, but he
ingratiated himself pretty quickly with the family because he was
fast friends with the girls Jackie Sarah Monroau. Yep, Jackie

(02:03:45):
and Sarah were the daughters. And any time he saw Monroe,
he made it very clear by his intonation that he
was not pleased to see Monroe. Not please Monroe mo. Yeah,
he's like, oh, this son of a bitch again, and
that guy us this Alan guy.

Speaker 8 (02:04:05):
Yeah, Jacky Sarah Monau Monroe ro.

Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
So, yeah, it's dumb, but it makes me laugh. And
so anytime that word comes up, you know, we have
a bureau chief in Monroe, that's Craig and Monroe. Hey,
here's h is there money with the alter ego thing? Yeah,
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That's music to two hundred two hundred. Hey, I want
to pour one out by the way, speaking of artists,
and I guess it's a lot of people are calling
it ironic. I don't think it's ironic. I think it's
just coincidental. But a rapper from Louisiana named Young Bleed

(02:05:35):
has died of an aneurysm Oh God, are you familiar
with you? I guess this guy was like kind of
a thing back in the day, back when Master p
was signing all of those Louisiana dudes. Young Bleed was
in the mix. There you ever heard Young Bleed, I
have not the lot to your time, your customers. So again,

(02:06:01):
I don't know that it's anything would jump out at you.
Now he's no longer young. He was fifty one years old.
I think his son was the one who dropped all
of the information. But Young Bleed died of an aneurysm.

Speaker 8 (02:06:14):
I would say that actually does fall into the ironic
you think so right?

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
He was on No Limit records, he got signed by
master P back in the day.

Speaker 8 (02:06:25):
I mean, it's not as bad as having a thousand
spoons when all you need is a knife, or meeting
the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife. Yeah,
it's not as ironic as that. Or rain on your
wedding day. Yeah, you know those niled inconveniences.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break, Yeah, the
free ride that you just didn't take. Yeah, I mean
it figures who'd have thought it? Would have thought? Young
Bladed from Louisiana. He got signed to that No Limit
label back in the day of master P was putting
people together. Young Bleeds debut album. We're talking twenty five,

(02:07:02):
thirty years ago. You know, he's fifty one now, so
he's a young man when Master P grabbed him. His
debut album, My Balls and My Word was a huge hit,
went gold within a couple of weeks, top ten in
the charts. His follow ups not as successful, but he
was legit back in the day, even if not everybody

(02:07:23):
knew him. He returned shortly thereafter, calling himself Young Bleed corleone.
These guys love the Godfather boy and started doing some
other things. But Young Bleed died of a brain aneurysm.

(02:07:43):
His son posted the news on Instagram. I'm gonna carry
the torch, said his son. So Young Bleed would still
go out and do shows, but he gained his wings.
According to the Red Bull, I mean, but you know,

(02:08:04):
I'm sure there have to be Young Bleed fans. They
said they were surprised because he didn't really have any
health issues, that he was fifty one years old and
in relatively good health. But they also noted that his
blood pressure spiked during an after party a couple of
nights ago.

Speaker 8 (02:08:22):
Whoops, gee, I wonder why his blood pressure spiked during
an after party? Do you think someone was sitting on
his face. Do you think that he was engaging in
some kind of illicit substances?

Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
Obviously his family is going to go and it is
one of those things, just a natural occurrence, and it
could very well be. They said he collapsed after and
suffered a brain aneurysm from internal bleeding, and then he
was on a ventilator. But imagine in the rite up,

(02:08:57):
you know, your eulogy, anything they write about you going
to refer to your biggest hit, which was your debut
album called My Balls and My Word, right, a reference
I have to assume too. I got two things in
this world, my balls and my word. And I always thought, well,
that's three things. I understand what you're saying. You're referring

(02:09:18):
to the first as a set or we had one.
Maybe he just didn't want to call it his ball. Oh,
I see, I got two things in this world, my
ball and my word, and not necessarily in that order.
My ball.

Speaker 8 (02:09:33):
Well you didn't want to tell people that, John, Oh,
my balls and my word?

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
What is the original providence of that? It's not from
the Godfather, right, but it's it's like mafia stuff. Yeah,
my ball's and my word. These guys always fancy themselves spoke,
Oh a scarface, Yes, don't even talk. Yeah, it's when
he's talking, Yeah to.

Speaker 8 (02:09:57):
Stephen Bauer, my balls, the word scarface won't break them
for anybody, right.

Speaker 2 (02:10:07):
That's when they're hanging Omar out of the chopper, the
chainsaw scene in Scarface. Yeah, Holy mackerel, that's a great movie.
I haven't watched that in a long time, very long. Yeah,
I shall care. I'm relott it. Hmm, I got those things.
Let's get this straight now. I never anybody over in

(02:10:31):
my life didn't have a color.

Speaker 5 (02:10:33):
You got that.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
All I have in this world is my boss and
my word, and I don't break them for knowing. How
about that? I love that movie and I haven't seen
it in a long time either, But god damn is
that accent cartoony? I can't believe that al Pacino, an
actor of his caliber, was like, this is the choice
I'm making, this is the voice I'm doing. Say hello

(02:10:59):
to my no front You're like, oh, bro again. You
know it's a it's an age old story. You're gonna
get the biggest actor of their day to play a
character that they might not you know, be ethnically suited
for look like it.

Speaker 8 (02:11:16):
But you know, some of it was cartoony, but I
mean I think a lot of it was actually really good.
Like when you look at like the movie, scenes were
really great, like yeah, okay, I'm reloaded the things that
anybody screams about, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:11:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:11:31):
It was like Michelle Pfeiffer's like second movie too. She
was hot in that sure my Little Front.

Speaker 8 (02:11:37):
Yeah, that's that's yes, cartoonish, but there's a lot of
scenes like that breaking balls scene.

Speaker 2 (02:11:44):
It's it's really solid. You want to hot take from
ac Yeah. I like Carlito's Way more than Scarface.

Speaker 8 (02:11:51):
Oh Jesus Christ, that's not you're kidding. I know it's
Carli Doo's Way is a perfectly fine movie, but it's.

Speaker 2 (02:11:58):
John Penn and that curly permwig. It's no Scarface. Come on. Okay,
I didn't say it was. I just said I like
Carlito's Way better than Scarface. Mine. You don't know what
a horse is mine. A hoss is a pickled old
flash traid. Okay, yeah, sky mine. Brian, you want some more, Brian? Yeah,

(02:12:19):
because I got Kelsey Cook coming in, so I want
to get Brian out of the way.

Speaker 26 (02:12:23):
I can go from being twice there's nice. I can
reco for repeating the.

Speaker 17 (02:12:29):
Same old life, use the body, Now you want my
soul for Jupe on the dumb say, don't know? Yes,
you most in me say if you want me kid,
But I can't go for that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:46):
No, don't kid, dude, I did not.

Speaker 8 (02:12:50):
Know what that was until I can't go for I
was coming. You didn't know the verse lost on that one. Nope,
I can't go for that. By the way, nineteen eight
and what a great song nineteen eighty one. You gotta
think that.

Speaker 2 (02:13:05):
A decade later, meat Loaf takes I'll do anything for love,
but I won't do that kind of from these guys.
It's not inconceivable that that was part of his inspiration.

Speaker 26 (02:13:17):
I can go for being places nice. I can recof
of repeat the same old life, use somebody, Now you
want my song for Twope.

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
On the dumb shade don't know yet? Do must in
me see.

Speaker 17 (02:13:36):
If you want me to?

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
But I can't go for that. Oh, what a great song.
And then the sweaty Sacks comes in hall and or OAHs.

Speaker 5 (02:13:54):
The Ellen cor show on one of iters are.

Speaker 7 (02:14:01):
Damn proud of their city.

Speaker 2 (02:14:03):
Come on you were born here, he moved here.

Speaker 16 (02:14:07):
This is a man that has endured real torture in
a foreign setting.

Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
So who's the real hero? I would hope people would
listen to our heroes. Aliven w mms. Well, she's holding
to have a walk. She's the kind of default and

(02:14:31):
take to be man. It's a good day when Kelsey
Cook is in Cleveland. It's just a good day when
she's around. She's on the Happy Hour Tour, still the
Happy Hour Tour. Yeah, yeah, And when she comes down
off of Mount Olympus and says, all right, I'll do
a couple of clubs you're doing like theaters and stuff
now right, Yeah, that's nice. I haven't seen you in

(02:14:53):
a minute. I think i've seen your paramour more times
recently than you. The leggy and vivacious Chad Daniels.

Speaker 21 (02:15:05):
Oh my God, please put it on his tombstone. God,
those are such great words for him.

Speaker 2 (02:15:11):
Well, what I like is you know, I'll get to
you in a second. Let me talk about Chad Daniels.
What I like is God, where was it it was on?
Maybe it's on his Wikipedia. During the early two thousands,
Chad was a favorite of hilarities comedy Club in Cleveland.
I'm like, how does that end up on somebody? I
know people are just writing things or whatever, But no,

(02:15:33):
Kelsey's here this weekend to do hilarity. She's here to
make you mad, quite frankly. And I know it seems
anithetical because she's a stand up comedian, quite accomplished, because
he's here to make you mad because you go, oh,
she's lovely, and you go, ah, god, damn it, she's
hilarious too. And you know how they you know, the
old saw about like you know, well, ugly people are
better comedians because but I think that's long gone. There

(02:15:56):
are a lot of attractive comedians now. Well, our girl
Nicky Glaize hosting SNL on Saturday NW Oh my god,
absolutely crushing it. Yeah, very exciting.

Speaker 21 (02:16:04):
Yeah, there is definitely a weird thing in comedy, I
think for women in particular, where you need to make
yourself look like a dumpster fire on stage to be
taken seriously because like people already have that stereotype of
women aren't funny, and then if you are even like
mildly attractive, it just takes their trust down even more.

(02:16:25):
Like when I used to open for Jim Norton years ago. Yes,
and God, like early on opening for him, I would
wear a dress and I'd come out and I could just.

Speaker 2 (02:16:34):
Just a room full of grenades when you're opening for
you're a woman opening for Jim Norton.

Speaker 21 (02:16:38):
Jim Norton, Yeah, yeah, And I could just feel like
the second I walked out, all these dudes looking at
each other like good time to take a dump, right,
they just like.

Speaker 2 (02:16:47):
File out calling though back in the early I mean,
depending on where you were performing with him, I.

Speaker 21 (02:16:53):
Guess yeah, I think, God, maybe Connecticut. We had a
show and like as soon as I got up, before
I even said something, somebody shouted somethingout me taking my
shirt off.

Speaker 2 (02:17:04):
Some Well that's a double edged sword too, right, because
it really it tempers you as a comedian, like it
turns you into solid steel, for sure.

Speaker 8 (02:17:12):
But you're like, this also suck, right, this also hurts. Yeah,
this really sucks. I'm a performer and I'm sensitive, and
you know, right it is a weird combo.

Speaker 21 (02:17:23):
But I mean those years, like Jim Norton's my comedy
Fairy Godmother. Course I always say, which is like such
an odd thing, but he really he made it so
that I could start doing comedy full time, and then
now I do feel like, once you become like a
little more established and you have your own fan based
coming to shows, you can worry less about like do

(02:17:45):
they trust me to be funny? And then you don't
have to like wear a garbage bag on stage anymore.
For a while, I really like intentionally looked frumpy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:53):
Well, I think of stage. I think of Billie Eilish Sure,
who obviously was very young when she got going yeah,
and was like, I don't want to be sexualized. I'm
so young. She's like fourteen or fifteen, which anyone could understand. Yeah,
But then when she got a little bit older, she
was kind of still doing that, and for whatever reason,
people were like, hey, you're eighteen now, put on a
bathing suit or whatever. Yeah, and she's like, this is

(02:18:16):
precisely what I've been trying to tell you guys, right,
And then she did kind of get glammed up, and
then everybody was mad at her for that. I'm like,
you can't win, You really can't win. Holy cow.

Speaker 19 (02:18:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it is it is nicer now.

Speaker 21 (02:18:29):
I am trying, Like I talked about it in the special,
I just shot that I feel like a lot of
women in their mid thirties do not know what we're
supposed to be wearing because stores are like either for
gen Z or for like the women in their fifties
and sixties.

Speaker 2 (02:18:43):
Yeah, and Taylor's exactly she goes.

Speaker 21 (02:18:46):
So I feel like, in your mid thirties, like I've
ended up wearing clothes that make me look like I
have bird seed in my pockets where it's just like
it's just like these like long shawls.

Speaker 19 (02:18:55):
It's like way older than what I want.

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
It's a lot of natural fibers, it is a lot
of n YEA. Well, it's weird too, because like I
am a packa. Yeah, my daughter is twenty one, and
every she dresses like girls dress when I was in college.
Everything has come back around. I was in college in
the early nineties. She and her friends like crop tops
and barrel jeans, and I'm like, oh my god, it's

(02:19:18):
like when I was on campus. That's what the girls
I was trying to pick up are wearing. And it's
wild to just see it all kind of come back. Yes,
But your point, you're kind of in like a you're
kind of in a phantom zone there where you're yeah.

Speaker 19 (02:19:30):
They haven't given us a specific store.

Speaker 2 (02:19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:19:34):
I think it's because most women and are having kids,
so it's just like maternity clothes. Yeah, like that's it.
They just expect you to be this like haunted version
of yourself for a decade and like where ath Leisure
covered in cat hair?

Speaker 19 (02:19:50):
And I mean that's what I've been doing the past
few years.

Speaker 21 (02:19:53):
I mean, I don't have kids, I have no excuse,
but I am trying to dress a little a little better.

Speaker 2 (02:19:58):
But even having that extra life of something to consider
other than walking out performing, you know, I mean, obviously
it's an age old story. No matter what a woman
is doing, whether she's performing or whether she's going to
work in an office, there's a whole other level of
stuff there. But yeah, I mean.

Speaker 21 (02:20:15):
Shooting the special recently, it's like when a female comic
shoots a special.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
Of course, this now, this is something that's not out
yet because the hustler is still out right, the hustler is.

Speaker 19 (02:20:23):
The Hustler's out.

Speaker 2 (02:20:24):
And that was the last one. Mark your Territory was
the Mark your Territory.

Speaker 21 (02:20:27):
Okay, so those are both on Hulu and YouTube, but
the one I just shot, I shot a month Agos,
so that's not out yet, okay, But generally female comics
are like we're getting a haircut in the color beforehand,
maybe we're getting a manicure, maybe we're getting a spray
tand maybe we're getting a facial.

Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
Yeah, we're like buying.

Speaker 19 (02:20:45):
A specific outfit.

Speaker 21 (02:20:46):
And I think a lot of male comics kind of
like two days before grab a krusty sweater on their
closet floor and they're like good to go, like ready,
and then rub it with.

Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
A bounce sheet. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there to go.

Speaker 21 (02:21:01):
And that's totally fine, you know what I mean, because
I do feel like the focus is mostly on the comedy.
But I do feel like for women, if you were
to go out and just put in like bare minimum effort,
people would make commentary about it.

Speaker 19 (02:21:16):
They'd be like, Eh, she didn't really look at that nice.

Speaker 2 (02:21:18):
I you'd never know it to look at me. Yeah,
but I've been doing radio for thirty years, okay, but
the last my point is the last ten.

Speaker 19 (02:21:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21:27):
We're on camera every day, and so i'd be lying
if you know, back in the day or like doesn't matter,
ball cap pajamas, you know what I mean. But now
you're on camera every day. It's a difference, it's a
different level. But I'd be lying if I was like, well,
I gotta look like something. I know if you cut
any Like I didn't get on a radio to be
on a camera. But okay, I know.

Speaker 21 (02:21:45):
It's such an unnatural part of our job. It's a
very very strength like see yourself, yes with a camera cluster?

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
Why cover it? I have multiple screens over here, and
so the screen that I use to like the phone
calls and things like that, put that over the YouTube
frame because I don't want I don't want to see
my periphery. I don't want to you know what I mean.

Speaker 21 (02:22:04):
I wish you could remove it during FaceTime calls or
zoom because it's almost impossible to not be checking like
do I have a booger?

Speaker 2 (02:22:12):
Do I look weird?

Speaker 8 (02:22:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (02:22:14):
And it's like you're not supposed to be able to
see what you look like, mid comerce.

Speaker 19 (02:22:18):
It's so unnatural.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
Well, and also it's like nobody most people they're not
lighting their thing. I mean, I got a couple of
things here just so it didn't look like we're in
a coffin. But other things that it's like, you know,
people who are on zoom calls all the time. They're like, yeah,
maybe i'll put some you know, you know, brush my
hair or whatever, but right, oh that would suck. It's yeah, yeah, yeah,
I feel like it's been a minute since you've been

(02:22:41):
in Cleveland, I know, not just here, but like here
to perform it hilarities.

Speaker 6 (02:22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:22:45):
Uh, we were just trying to figure out when the
last time was. I think at least a year and
a half. Yeah, it's maybe been longer, maybe two years.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
But are you guys still doing the podcast? You and Chad?

Speaker 19 (02:22:56):
We aren't. We actually just hit one hundred episodes.

Speaker 2 (02:22:58):
Oh you did? Yeah, pretend proud, that's what it is. Yeah,
you know, it's funny because I hear. Okay, So there's
kind of two schools of thought. You guys are both comedians,
both very accomplished. You guys are living in Minnesota right still. Okay.
People who are familiar with either of you guys know
the backstory. And there are two schools of thought. Do

(02:23:19):
show people got to be with show people or do
show people need civilians? I have always been of the
mind that like, show people got to be with show people, Okay,
And I have friends who are in various aspects of
the business who feel the other way. They're like, well,
a civilian will ground you and let you know that
you're not all that blah blah blah, and that's valuable too.
But I'm like, I don't need to be grounded, you

(02:23:40):
know what I'm.

Speaker 8 (02:23:40):
Saying, Like, I wouldn't be a performer if I wanted
to be grounded, right, I need someone to trauma bond
with on a regular basis who understands where I'm coming from.

Speaker 21 (02:23:49):
You're like, let my ego run free. Maybe, but I'm like.

Speaker 2 (02:23:52):
But these chains are they're both valid though I understand
what they're saying, you know, and depending and listen, I'm
on the lowest rung of the entertainment ladder, so it
is a different situation. But there's two schools of thought there.

Speaker 19 (02:24:04):
Yeah, I think it's so personal.

Speaker 21 (02:24:08):
I love that being with Chad, like we are able
to talk about the weird like minutia of comedy. I mean,
it's such a specific, strange business to work in.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
Well, and you guys also seem like as normal as
two people in the business can be.

Speaker 21 (02:24:26):
Yeah, that's the thing too. I think that, like sometimes
there are people in entertainment who.

Speaker 19 (02:24:31):
Are just like, Okay.

Speaker 21 (02:24:33):
That person should probably be with a normal person for
there to be balanced, right, But I think if you're
like a reasonable human being and then you can both
just connect on, oh, we do the same thing, and
we can talk about it and relate. That's so nice.
Like having similar travel schedules. It's hard to picture being
with like a dental hygienis, right, who's like down with

(02:24:54):
you being gone right half the week and like your
work schedules don't line up. It just this is just
so nice.

Speaker 2 (02:25:00):
When you come home she wants to put hooks in
your mouth and the whole thing. It's like, that's no good,
you know, assuming that the hygienis is a woman. I've
never had a guy hygienis. But they have to be
out there. There are male nurses, there have to be
male dental hygienists. I've never had a guy put a
hook in my mouth.

Speaker 19 (02:25:16):
I never have either.

Speaker 21 (02:25:17):
Yeah, I've had male hairdressers, never had a male dental hygenis, though.

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
Now I haven't either. Well, hope spring's eternal. We're both
still young ish, right, So I'm reading the thing this
morning that I mentioned NICKI Glazer is doing Saturday Night Live. Now,
is that something that you'll be in the wings for.
You're you're like friends with her and will you be Yes,
I'm supportive in that way.

Speaker 21 (02:25:40):
Oh, friends with her. I'm like so thrilled for her. Yes,
I won't be there, but it's funny my well.

Speaker 2 (02:25:47):
Duh, you'll be here. I was thinking I was thinking
it was coming up, but it's this Saturday.

Speaker 19 (02:25:51):
It's this Saturday. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:25:52):
My previous feature on tour, Tommy Brennan, who was featuring
for me last time I was here, is one of
the new cast member on USNL Test And so I
will be in New York next week and I'll get
to kind of be around for for that tape as
I'm excited for.

Speaker 6 (02:26:06):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
I mentioned this because Peacock and NBC Universal was like, Hey,
we got this big New Year's Eve show with Snoop. Okay, Okay,
this morning they go, We're not gonna do it with
Snoop because he says it's a scheduling thing. But you
know that way in advance, right, Sure, I think there
are people sitting around going Snoop's great, but New Year's
Eve whatever. Okay, The Kelsey Cook new Yar's Eve special.

(02:26:28):
I'm spitballing because you're here, right, you know, and well, yeah,
but I mean Snoop is he's kind of become weirdly
this everyman. I mean for people who are too young
to remember what he was back in the day, how
he got his starts. He's had an amazing transition to
being like, I'm just a guy and I have a

(02:26:48):
soccer team, and you know, it.

Speaker 19 (02:26:50):
Is interesting Marcus Stewart the voice.

Speaker 2 (02:26:53):
In and out of kind of I'm not really into
those shows, but I'm familiar with kind of his vibe there.

Speaker 21 (02:26:57):
Yeah, that's I mean, you're saying making him something every man,
that's a great way to put it. I was so
shock like he cried so often during the season as
a coach. He was like a very vulnerable human and
you're right, like you think about his start and rap
and it's like you, I just feel like so many
people would have never pictured that well.

Speaker 2 (02:27:14):
And also the natural processes of life. I mean, he's
a grandfather. You're not going to be the same guy,
you know what I mean if you if you have grandkids,
that would soften anybody up. But again, you've changed the subject.
The Kelsey cook New Year's Eve special. I don't want
to get off track here. I think that's something to consider.
Oh my gosh, why not, Well, I mean, you know

(02:27:38):
it could happen maybe someday. Yeah, Kelsey's at Hilarities this weekend,
seven thirty tonight. Yes, come out six thirty and nine
fifteen tomorrow night. I'm like called jammed up. I keep
forgetting today's Thursday, keep thinking it's Friday or something. It
does feel like Friday six thirty and nine to fifteen
tomorrow and Saturday, yep. And then and you go somewhere else,

(02:28:01):
you go to another city, and then are you do
you do you guys go out for like long stretches
or do you kind of come back every couple of
weekends or every weekend.

Speaker 21 (02:28:11):
We try to come back in between every time because
it's just like it's crazy. Even being apart for a
few days sucks. Right by the end of it, you're like,
oh my god, I want to be back with my
person and I want to be back in my house.
And so we try to go back and forth as
much as we can. And then he and I also
started doing tour dates together.

Speaker 2 (02:28:32):
I was just going to ask, do you guys go
out at all. It seemed a little on the nose,
but I was like, it obviously makes perfect sense.

Speaker 21 (02:28:39):
Yeah, we did a few dates together in April and
then we are booking some more for next year. But
it was so yeah, yeah, okay, it was so fun.
We would yeah, we would like alternate who went first.
But you know, we both have jokes about each other,
so like I would go out tell my jokes about him,
come off stage, he would go out tell his jokes
about me, and then we would both go on stage together.

Speaker 19 (02:29:00):
They're at the end and get.

Speaker 21 (02:29:01):
To give our side of that person's kind of defend yourself, not.

Speaker 2 (02:29:06):
Like a roast battle is like the opposite. It's like you're, yeah,
your rebuttal it is.

Speaker 21 (02:29:10):
It was Yeah, Chad called it a notebook rebuttal, and
it was so much fun. It just was like because
then it becomes kind of like a paid couple's vacation.

Speaker 2 (02:29:19):
Well, but it's also I can't I haven't seen it,
but as you describe it, I imagine it's also not
like gross or raw, you know what I mean? Like
it's fun. You guys are having fun. Yeah, yeah, you
love each other and you're having fun. You're not like
this bitch, you know what I mean, because there's a
lot of yeah, no.

Speaker 21 (02:29:35):
No, no, we like I think also doing a podcast
together has helped kind of like you figure out that
flow and and what works. But being on stage together
was I mean for both of us. We just had
such a blast and it was so cool to get
to to do something like that.

Speaker 22 (02:29:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:29:52):
Yeah, somebody texted me Alan, my nephew is a male
dental hygienist. Now I don't know this person and I
don't know there, but mat Yeah, come on, okay, so
one person, Yeah, one male dental hygienist is out there.

Speaker 8 (02:30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30:12):
So are you doing You're doing a lot of theaters though, right, I.

Speaker 21 (02:30:16):
Mean yeah, it's slowly like every I don't know, it's
like every few dates the city will be in the theater.
But I mean, like Hilarities is a big room. It's
three hundred and fifty seats.

Speaker 2 (02:30:28):
Well, it's like a club that like everybody wants to
like people come love Hilarities.

Speaker 21 (02:30:32):
Yeah, it's such a beautiful club. So yeah, it kind
of depends on the city. It's like I think for
a lot of comics, are certain cities that you draw
better in and where you're like, Okay, I can maybe
fill a theater here now, and other cities were like
we're gonna stick with the club.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
Well, and also like it's got to a lot of
times there's probably no rhyme or reason to that either,
I mean depending on how granular, because now people can
get really granular with the data and go, well, here
you have a ton of downloads, right total, that's kind
of part of it now where they go. You can
probably book in a theater here because look at your
downloads in Spokane or something. You right, yeah, where are

(02:31:06):
the cities? Have you played? Cities where you're like, oh wow,
I didn't know I was that big here.

Speaker 21 (02:31:12):
So Minneapolis Twin Cities has become that for me now
that I've moved there.

Speaker 2 (02:31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:31:17):
But before you know, it was I think I was
drawing like fine there. But now that I live there,
I think people are so supportive and kind of get
that proud feeling. I'm like, oh, she lives here, we
want to go support. So that's where I shot. The
recent special was in the Fitzgerald Theater in Saint Paul, Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:31:34):
So that was Acme's the club though, the Big Club, yeah.

Speaker 19 (02:31:37):
Which is so great.

Speaker 21 (02:31:38):
But yeah, that's the first time I've shot a special
in a theater, which is like a little nerve wracking
when you set the date for like Okay, I'm gonna
shoot it, and we're gonna do it in theater, because
you know it's gotta be worked out. You have to
fill those seats because there's gonna be like documentation if
you didn't. And so thankfully, the first show sold out
and the second show was like, I don't know, be

(02:32:00):
eighty tickets short of selling out, so it was a
lot of people. It felt so great. But yeah, it
kind of depends many others, Like you know, you.

Speaker 2 (02:32:08):
Hire one of those companies that gets like the seat
fillers for award shows, Oh my god, ship them into Minneapolis.
Well it's funny because back in the day when they
would do like HBO half hour Comedy Hours or whatever, right,
they would shoot a bunch of them. Now, like the
theater shows, you can kind of keep them shot kind
of sparsely. But back in the day, when it was
still kind of MTV style editing, they would have these

(02:32:29):
sweeping boom shots of the crowd and every so often
there would be like these empty spots. You're like, bro,
that's not good, right, Why did they not edit that out?

Speaker 6 (02:32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:32:41):
Yeah, it's wild. But you're right.

Speaker 19 (02:32:42):
With data, it's interesting.

Speaker 21 (02:32:43):
We can see so much now on social media, but
it's not always of like because sometimes certain apps it's like, oh,
you've got a lot of followers in New York, but
they're like really young, right, and maybe not the people
that are gonna buy tickets and go out.

Speaker 2 (02:33:01):
You just don't know well. And it's also there's a
difference obviously, you know. They another nerdy thing. They talk
about this conversion rate, right, like, Okay, this person likes
your stuff, are they gonna spend twenty five hours to
come see you? Yes, that's another thing too. That's a
coin flip too, exactly.

Speaker 19 (02:33:15):
Yeah, such a weird business, very very strange.

Speaker 2 (02:33:18):
Yeah, Kelsey Cook is doing the weekend at Hilarities. If
you miss her this weekend, I don't know what to
tell you. I can't go door to door and pull
you out of your homes, right seven thirty tonight tonight
you can probably just walk up to the box office
and say give me ten tickets or however many please.

Speaker 19 (02:33:35):
Yeah, it's a Thursday six.

Speaker 2 (02:33:37):
Nine fifteen tomorrow and six thirty and nine to fifteen
on Saturday. Can are you at liberty to tell me
the name of the special or do you not want to?
I feel like a stuck question. No, you totally can't.
If you were, like, if you wanted to tell people,
you could tell them, but you certainly don't have to.

Speaker 21 (02:33:55):
We just don't know yet where it's going and stuff
like that, so I should probably wait.

Speaker 8 (02:33:59):
Do you still do because I don't really watch them,
but I like them in theory?

Speaker 2 (02:34:04):
Do you still do late night talkshows? Do you still
do like Fallon or kimmel Er? I mean you still
do five six minutes on those?

Speaker 7 (02:34:10):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (02:34:10):
Your panel?

Speaker 6 (02:34:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (02:34:11):
No, that's like I mean, the hope is that when
you're promoting a special, you will go do yeah, like
stand up, and then as you get bigger, obviously you're
seeing more comics doing like the interview and all that stuff.
So yeah, I mean, I hired a publicist for the
first time this past special.

Speaker 2 (02:34:28):
I was like a new time. You're not like a newbie.
I mean, you know, I would think you would have
needed one before now.

Speaker 19 (02:34:34):
Yeah, I don't. It's like you kind of do what
you can't.

Speaker 21 (02:34:37):
Comedy is so weird with like you can start to
be doing better and like making a little more money,
but certain things cost a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:34:45):
Yeah, Like it's not.

Speaker 21 (02:34:46):
Publicists are not super cheap, so you have to always
kind of weigh out, like, okay, but I had a
great one, and so I did do a few I
gotta do like Good Morning America for the first time
this past moments that February.

Speaker 19 (02:34:59):
Yeah, so yeah, just trying to do stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (02:35:02):
Ironically, publicists are very reticent to publicize how much they'll cost.
They don't want to tell you. They just don't want
to tell you.

Speaker 21 (02:35:09):
It's it's so different than a commission based, right thing.

Speaker 2 (02:35:13):
The manager agent that kind of thing.

Speaker 19 (02:35:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:35:15):
They they have to do all this work up front
and they can't like guarantee that you're.

Speaker 19 (02:35:21):
Gonna get the thing. So they I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:24):
They have to. It's a great gig. It's like a
financial advisor. Whether you win or lose money, make or
lose money. They make money. Yes, that's right. It's great
to see you. Thank you for coming in for having
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(02:37:17):
the head coach of the Miami Heat. He is a
phenomenal coach. He's kind of highly regarded as one of
the greatest head coaches in the NBA. He's Filipino. He's
the first Asian American head coach. He was on the road.
Everybody's making the same joke, of course, that the coach
of the Heat had his house burned down, but he

(02:37:39):
was on the road. This is a guy who married
one of the Heat dancers back in the day, as
he should. He married a woman named Nikki Sapp. She
was a dancer for the Heat. They get married about
ten years ago, divorced a few years ago. I got
a couple of kids. But he's also the head coach
for the US men's national old basketball team. Just very quickly,

(02:38:03):
I want to play this for you. This is a
little press conference they had when they were talking about
him being the coach for the USA men's national basketball team.

Speaker 11 (02:38:11):
And he'd head coach, Eric Spolstra. Eric's family is here,
His sister Monica with us today, his children, Shago, Dante and.

Speaker 2 (02:38:19):
Ruby as well.

Speaker 8 (02:38:20):
His children what Hago Shante, Chago Hago or it's one
long name, Shago Dante, which I'm guessing that that's what
I want to know now, Chago Dante and who Tim
John John hear his.

Speaker 11 (02:38:38):
Sister Monica with us today, his children Shago Dante and
Ruby as.

Speaker 2 (02:38:42):
Well, Chago Dante and Ruby.

Speaker 8 (02:38:45):
But Shago Dante, he does say it together like it's
one long name.

Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
He was not at home, so I guess he was
watching this on the new. I don't know what it was.
He was a chartered flight back to Miami with the team.
If this video here for you. Local news was covering
and I think chorl Gables is where this was, and
they were like, I don't think anybody was home, so
that's good news. But imagine you are watching this cruise

(02:39:13):
battling fire and initially they didn't know whose it was.
They were just covering a massive fire.

Speaker 20 (02:39:18):
We're not quite sure if this is an entire neighborhood,
but we know that Coral Gables can be rather dense
in some of these neighborhoods, so hopefully this isn't also
affecting homes nearby.

Speaker 2 (02:39:27):
And you could see how intense this fire is.

Speaker 27 (02:39:29):
We are learning some new informations breaking information as well,
that this is the home of Miami heat head coach
Eric Spolstra. It's good we've been confirmed this information by
officials there on the scene. Again, this is in Ponce
de Leone in Coral Gables where Miami heat head coach
Eric Spolster's home is on fire right now and fire

(02:39:50):
cruis are continuing and do their best to get it
under control.

Speaker 2 (02:39:54):
But man four thirty am four thirty this morning.

Speaker 8 (02:39:58):
What were those names again, Chago, Dante and Ruby. I
think they might have messed up, and he'd head coach
Eric Spolstra.

Speaker 2 (02:40:07):
Eric's family is here, his sister.

Speaker 11 (02:40:09):
Monica with us today, his children Chago, Dante and.

Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
Ruby as well.

Speaker 8 (02:40:13):
It says his kid's name are Santiago, Dante and Ruby.
Oh so maybe Chago's a nickname for Santiago, Okay, and
his kid has Santiago who Santiago, Dante and Ruby.

Speaker 11 (02:40:28):
Sister Monica with us today, his children Chago Dante.

Speaker 2 (02:40:32):
I think he messed up. Okay, Well, maybe Chago is
a nickname. I don't know how you get Chago out
of Santia.

Speaker 8 (02:40:37):
That kid was born in twenty eighteen and he had
Burkett lymphoma. He's in remission. Now, oh wow, cancer kid. Well,
Eric spols is the real deal, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:40:48):
Heat back in the day had pat Riley and yeah,
the home was fifty seven hundred square feet with five
bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms. And you know,
this is one of these high end neighborhoods, right, hospital
size houses and whatever. But I was like watching a
little bit of that press conference when they were talking
about what's coming up for the USA men's national basketball team.

(02:41:10):
I was like, what the shago? What?

Speaker 13 (02:41:15):
So?

Speaker 2 (02:41:15):
Yeah, I don't know what the update on that is.
But imagine you're watching the coverage of your house burning down.
Here's a photo of the aftermath once daylight hit. There's
a giant, obviously basketball court in the backyard which remains

(02:41:35):
untouched because the fire just to hit the house. Twenty
units were dispatched in Coral Gables. Jesus. And he's going
to coach their next game, yeah, against the Charlotte Hornets.
I mean, I hope that this guy can afford a
hotel room. The team will take care of him for
the night, you think, so, maybe they'll put him up.

(02:41:58):
I mean, they only signed him to a one hundred
and twenty million dollar contract extension it, Yeah, I see,
You're right. How's he going to afford that hotel? Eight years,
one hundred and twenty million dollars. It's the biggest deal
for a head coach in North American sports? How about

(02:42:18):
that just signed him last year? I think, do you
in eight years, one hundred and twenty million dollars fifteen
million dollars annually, do you instantly feel less bad that
his house burned down when you hear that, but all
your stuff is in it? That's what I mean. That's
why I'm just asking your opinion.

Speaker 6 (02:42:34):
That's no.

Speaker 2 (02:42:35):
Well, I'm glad he has the means. This guy can
obviously buy another house. I always think of the stuff
that's in it, though, Say you lose every you know,
pictures of your kids replaced? Yes, And I'm sure anybody
in that situation would say exactly the same thing. So
it's good no one's home. It sounds like he probably

(02:42:55):
I don't know, shares custody with his ex wife or something.
So if he's not there, nobody's there. Only Greg Popovich
makes more than him in the NBA. He makes nineteen
million dollars a year. In the NFL, only Bill Belichick
and Sean Payton. Wait, Belichick, well this is before you

(02:43:16):
U NC make more. Pete Carroll also makes fifteen million
dollars a year with the Seahawks. How old is this?
Pete Carroll's not with them? Is he no Seahawks? This says, Oh,
this was the beginning of last year. Oh, I see
this like a year and a half. Anyway, his house
burned down. Coach of the heat, Pete carrols with the Raiders.

(02:43:41):
That's what I was going to say. I'm like, but
I thought you've been with the Raiders for a couple
of seasons. This year, this year, all right, Alan, your lying,
pretentious ass has never once worn pajamas on the air, well,
not since the days of being on camera every day.
I mean, I've been on camera now for a good decade, right,

(02:44:03):
get them on camera, Ammonia.

Speaker 8 (02:44:06):
Even before that, you never wore pajamas. I know you're right,
you wouldn't leave the house in pajamas, that is true.
But living close to work has always been a big
deal to me.

Speaker 2 (02:44:17):
Like I live a Bay village to downtown on a
normal commute twenty five minutes. Pretty simple. But it is
the farthest I've ever lived from the radio station I
work at. For sure. For me right now, this is
by far the furthest yep living close to work because
I'm always there. I'm like getting in the car and
driving a couple of minutes to work. It's pretty great.
And so I've that was always a huge Now it

(02:44:38):
obviously didn't make wives and girlfriends very happy where I'm like,
we got to find a place that's close to the
radio station. Hey, I work life balance. I don't know.
The words that are coming out of your mouth here
doesn't make any say we've got to find a place
that's close to the radio station. But yeah, Alan Eric's

(02:44:59):
bowl is a dick. Okay, I don't know any Yeah,
I know anything about that. I just know that he
makes fifteen million dollars a year. And if you got
the goods, again, I'm on record, if you've got the
goods in whatever your line of work is and you're
kind of a dick, you get a pass. You know, Obviously,

(02:45:21):
people want people to be nice and easy to get
along with. But if you're going to lean that way.
But you're really really good at what you do. That's
great because you got all kinds of people who act
like that and don't know anything about what they're doing. Correct.
I'd much rather have the former than the latter. I'll
give you a wide berth if you're really good at
what you do, because you've earned being a dick to

(02:45:43):
some degree. You know, it's up to you to decide
if you don't want to present yourself that way. But
some people do, some people don't.

Speaker 8 (02:45:51):
Yeah, like there's no really care, like, no need to
be a dick, right, But but if you are good, yeah, whatever,
sometimes you can be a dick.

Speaker 2 (02:45:59):
Yeah, you're not working to make friends. Nevertheless, Alan, I
have Penis news. I like this. Now we've got people
weighing in on, you know, segments that normally we might do.
He's got some weiener news for us. I was playing

(02:46:25):
bass last night, This person says. I was learning a
dance Gavin Dance song and I'm high as hell, just vibing,
when suddenly my orange cat appears out of nowhere. This
is a saga and scales up my body and I
had gone commando. Oh boy, and my big business was

(02:46:47):
hanging out big business, big business, my cat. My cat
got a good swipe, and now I have a cut
that either gets bigger or small, depending on he's standing
on big business. Yeah wow, how about that, listen. I
went commando for a long time. It was just my

(02:47:10):
preferred way of existing. But after I got over it,
it was a phase. It wasn't even like a comfort
thing or anything like that. It was just, you know,
maybe I felt less like doing laundry. I don't know,
but I went commando for a long time, and people
were incredulous, right because I mostly wear jeans every day.
They're like, wow, you go commando and jeans. I go, yeah, yeah,

(02:47:32):
it's not tearing me up if that's what you're implying.
But I also didn't have cats jumping around. You know,
that's something you got to consider. And cat owners I'm
always fascinated by people who are devoted to cat ownership
and it are constantly surprised and how cats act. That
was a huge I hate to say it in retrospect,

(02:47:53):
but when I was dating back in the day, that
was a huge red flag. Not red flag, it was
just I I knew it wasn't gonna last a long
time if they had cats. Yeah, I'm not a catuse
they're unpredictable. Now I dislike cats less than I used to.
I've met a couple of cool cats along the way,
but I'm a dog guy, so I'm not like as

(02:48:18):
I used to have a blue hot hatred for cats
and people who had them. That was irrational, to be sure,
but I think I had been in enough situations where
I was at somebody's apartment, buck naked and there's a
cat jumping around like it's like Steve Martin in that movie,
Get that cat out of here. Remember the Man with

(02:48:38):
two Brains. There's a cat in the in the surgical theater.
Get that cat out of here. Yeah. So thank you
for for your wiener news. I appreciate it. There just
a humble bragginess of the whole thing is I didn't like. Yeah,

(02:49:00):
but is it a brag if you're accurately describing it right?
Everybody thinks that. It's like a guy is not supposed
to talk about if he's well in doubt. If you are,
you know you are right. I'm not a tiny guy, Rob,
I'll tell you that right now. Well, congratulations, I'm not
Jonah falcon. But if somebody were to ask me, I'd
be like, I'm just fine, thank you for asking.

Speaker 8 (02:49:22):
Well, just fine. It's a relative term. Well, this guy's
talking about first off, called it his business hanging out,
and he called it his big business hanging out. So
this dude's already. But that's not a humble brag. That's
a full on brag, right Yeah, and then, uh, I
don't know, man, why is it hanging out if you're
just sitting around playing bass. Well, he's wearing shorts. Yeah, okay,

(02:49:44):
I wear shorts all the time. Yeah, don't It doesn't
hang out all right? If you well, maybe you're operating
a small business. Obviously you are a small business owner.
I mean, if I wear like Pete Sampras shorts, it
hangs out. But if I'm wearing basketball where it belongs.

Speaker 2 (02:49:59):
Well, if you're in basketball shorts from the nineteen seventies,
very true, right right.

Speaker 8 (02:50:03):
If I'm wearing Larry Bird's seventies basketball shorts, yeah then sure,
maybe with the scalloped leg, maybe I can break the
bottom of the shorts.

Speaker 2 (02:50:12):
There you go. But today's basketball shorts.

Speaker 8 (02:50:14):
No, well no, come on, But even the average pair
of shorts a mid thigh short.

Speaker 2 (02:50:20):
You got to be doing pretty well to be hanging
out at the bottom of your shorts. It's all I'm saying.
That's now when you buy, that's why when you buy
like workout shorts. Now, I just bought a pair not
long ago. They I ask you how long you want them?
You want the five inch, you want the six inch,
you want the eight inch. Now, part of it's for comfort,
but I'm sure there's a contingent of consumers where that's
a legitimate question.

Speaker 8 (02:50:39):
Well, I need the eight inch because the old nine
inch is going to be hanging down, if you know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:50:45):
Tim, Do you have four inches? Do you have a smaller? Five?
Seems egregious. Five's gonna give me a few to play with.
So we're good there. Yeah, how's it going?

Speaker 6 (02:50:56):
Alan?

Speaker 5 (02:50:56):
And Rob?

Speaker 2 (02:50:57):
I just want to say, I crap my pants? Know
for real? Uh? My wife invited her friends over. Her
friend made some food and the chili did.

Speaker 9 (02:51:05):
Not do well.

Speaker 24 (02:51:06):
And I was at work and I thought I had
a sneeze and fart and it was crap. And now
I'm leaving work right now. I said home change. I
thought you appreciate that. But yeah, I'm embarrassed. I'm like
in my forties and that just poop.

Speaker 2 (02:51:24):
He called us. He's taking it pretty well. He's poop
in his pants.

Speaker 16 (02:51:27):
Yeah, but it comes up like soup diarrhea, dirhea.

Speaker 8 (02:51:32):
Well, thank you, sir, when you're talking to you, appreciate
your good for him man diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (02:51:38):
I mean he's a nice guy. Right. He takes the
chili that someone else made, you know what the hell
they're doing to it? Die? And then he sneezed.

Speaker 16 (02:51:47):
Real, my god, when.

Speaker 8 (02:51:48):
Just a snart in the old man, you feel a
bust the phone diarrhea, Yeah, it's it's foam.

Speaker 2 (02:51:55):
You might want to consult a physician.

Speaker 8 (02:52:00):
Yeah, And I gotta be honest, man, if you got
any questions like should I trust this thing?

Speaker 2 (02:52:05):
You shouldn't be openly hard sneezing.

Speaker 8 (02:52:07):
Anyway, you know what I mean, Like, if you've got
a tummy ach going, don't full sneeze.

Speaker 2 (02:52:13):
Well, it also sounds like he's not normally. You know
people who have gastro intestinal issues. You know, people who
have crohnes ibs, things like that they live by. They
never trust a fart mantra. Sure, the fact that he
took the chance means that, all things being equal, he's
usually feeling pretty good.

Speaker 8 (02:52:27):
But he has that's a win said he had the winny,
the pool rumblings and the tumbles. You know what I mean,
like you don't want to yeah, hold it back, just
you know the little too, like a little dainty sneeze,
like a full blown sneeze when you got a potential
to having the scoots. And now I must leave you
as the Brady bunch is on and I find four
of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 2 (02:52:50):
Get out of here.

Speaker 16 (02:52:52):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
The circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:53:12):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you.

Speaker 15 (02:53:19):
And a with all narratives, remember obedience paid. And when
you watch that DV screens, remember it works both ways.

Speaker 16 (02:53:33):
You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.