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Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, what's going on? Hey gang? Welcome?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Do
appreciate it. Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's about the man.
Jess is back in studio, GHI, and happy birthday to
Jess again. According to our fearless leader Keith Hodge.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
This guy is a beauty. I'll tell you man. He
sent that email out for the birthdays for the month
or whatever. Right last week Friday was I think it
was like happy birthday to Motts, Motz does the Guardian's games,
and somebody else. I don't remember what I see it,
and I replied back, hey man, our screener, Jess had
a birthday on Wednesday the thirteenth, okay. And then I

(02:03):
see him in a meeting on Tuesday and he's like, oh,
I forgot to send that birthday reminder about Jess, and
I'm like, okay, and then he sends it out, Oh,
Jess is having a birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Your emails, Well, it's funny because I was talking. Those
are the only you know.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Back in.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't know when it was they stopped sending emails
to apprize everybody of a change among your colleagues, right
like if somebody was fired or they quit or whatever.
You used to get an email. We've talked about this before.
You'd get an email and said, hey, so and so
is no longer with us, you know, and you could
always tell by the tone of the email what the

(02:43):
circumstances of their departure were. If they were being fired
or let go, it would say we wish them well
in their future endeavors. It's very curt if they were
leaving their own accord is always you know, well, it's
with mixed feelings that we blah blah blah a bit
more florid than that. And they stopped doing that at

(03:03):
the corporate level a while ago because they were firing
so many people in this company with such regularity that
they were like, yeah, well, you know, it might not
be might not be good for the esprit de corps.
And I'm like, gab, but now I do. With so
many people working remotely, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (03:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
There was that instance months ago where I was like, hey,
do you have some and So's email?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And this other person looked at me goes, they never
worked here in six months. I go, how would I
know that?

Speaker 11 (03:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Anyway, so we do get the birthday emails now again
I don't. I got the same thing last year where
my birthday email went out days later, and it's an
unforced error because A I do not need that, and
B I spend the whole day getting birthday wishes from
people on not my birthday, and I don't want to

(03:50):
make them feel bad. So I'm not going to go, well,
actually it was last week because I don't care, so
I say thank you, thank you, thank you. One of
our brand new colleagues here at iHeart young man named
James Burge, who was one of my oldest friends here
in Cleveland. He's a hell of a dude. He's one
of our sales managers.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
He and I have the exact same birthday. So I
was telling him this morning, I go, you and I
are each going to get these on the same day,
probably about a week late. And the thing is, I
don't need it, you know what I mean. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It'll get it, it'll get it right now. It's a
sales guy.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
But it only becomes a thing when when it's a
swing and a miss. Like we're all adults, listen. It's fine,
there's no there's nothing wrong with it. There's no downside
to it. It's it's him being folksy or calling people
out appreciative. It's totally fine. I don't need I wish
there was an opt out on these. This is all

(04:41):
I'm saying, because clearly there's like a corporate you know,
our information is in the corporate schedule or whatever, and
it comes up and they go, hey, it's so and sosh, but.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't need it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I would love for there being an opt out program.
And again, it's not like it's a big hardship for
it to thank people for wishing you happy birthday on
your not birthday. But when we got I emailed him
right back and wrote last week send But anyway, happy
birthday again to our own Jessica Ann Hutchinson's who is

(05:16):
twenty seven years young. Yeah, she's twenty. Well, she's at
the beginning of her twenty eighth year, so she's twenty
seven and one week old, rob right, It was one
week ago today, exactly Wednesday the thirteenth, a day that
will live in infamy. And as we established yesterday, she

(05:36):
did practically nothing.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
She worked.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
She shares it with a twin. She has three sisters,
each one with a twin. She shares hers with her twin.
And it sounded like, I know you worked.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
You were here, then you worked. You're a grown ass person,
you're a mom. But your sister probably had a better
time on her birthday than you probably did.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
And you were the first one out right, you were
born first.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (05:59):
I always say, try to eat me in the womb,
so get out here.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You always say that, yes, well, and Robbie easier to
do when those brains smell so sweet, delicious smelling brains.

Speaker 12 (06:10):
I had to look it up myself.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Why did you have to look it up when we
told you that wasn't the case confirmed? Why didn't you
look it up before you said you told it? You're like,
I've told so many people that, Why wouldn't you look
it up?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Then?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Do baby's brains smell sweet? And that's why we smell
them through their skulls?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I think that's I think I got it from a
reliable source, but apparently not you did.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You need to reevaluate your definition of reliability.

Speaker 12 (06:37):
But now I'm rethinking, like, did I make that up
in my own head?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, well okay you might not have. All I'm saying
is you need to reevaluate everything that person has ever
told you. Whatever your quote unquote reliable source is.

Speaker 12 (06:52):
If almost the internet, maybe web md.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Never guarantee you it was not WebMD care, it was
not web md. Ah yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Maybe she went to web Mickey Dolan's and it was
all monkeys facts and she webbed mcwebb.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
YEA that got a little backwards. McDonald's handing out medical
advice didn't work out too well.

Speaker 12 (07:18):
But doesn't it sound like it could be real?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Though It does not sound at all that you could
smell a brain through the skin.

Speaker 12 (07:25):
Yeah, because it's a baby.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
It's a newborn baby with its skulls not still so
much skin.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was gonna say that part is true. The fontinell
right with the bones and the skull haven't fused yet.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
It just makes sense to me.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's not. But think about how thick your skin is.

Speaker 12 (07:40):
But why do baby's heads smell good?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Because yesterday? Because they're bathed constantly. You ever smell the
baby doesn't get a bath very often. It doesn't smell
like a baby like you know you can you can.
There's I don't think there's an inherent newborn smell. It's
the salves and balms that are applied to newborn baby.
They're lotioned in there. You know, there's like a combination

(08:03):
of things. They're showered or bathed rather and you know
their little head smells good. Yeah, God, because let me
ask you this. Let's say that what you're saying is true.
Wouldn't each baby smell different? There is kind of a
uniformity to how baby smells. Yeah, some little smell like milk,
but that's a whole but you know, but you know
what that is. Yeah, there's kind of an indefinable quality

(08:25):
about how some newborn smell. But it's kind of uniform.
And so if we were smelling their rob partially exposed brains, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (08:35):
To me, it still sounds so real.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, fully stuff, I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know, there's been a little daylight. There's a little
crack in the door of believability there. Andrea and Cauyahoga falls, Alan,
please shout out my knees Avery, who graduated from Tallmadge
High School last night. Is it Tallmidge or Talmudge Talmadge.
I've been here for sixteen friggin years, and I don't
I feel like every time I say it, I say
it one way and people tell me it's the other.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
So it's Talmudge Talmadge. I only know that because that's
where my mother graduated high school.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ol, right, your mom's from out Yeah, her Avery graduate
from Talmadge High School. Her dad Andrea's brother Eric, he's
a big fan of this show. All right, Well, listen,
congratulations to all of the graduates. You know, my older
daughter just graduated a few weeks ago from Michigan State University,
Palmdge High School.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
We are celebrating the graduates this weekend on the bus.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh yeah, we're doing that graduate you're doing. You're putting
together a graduation year weekend. Yeah, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
Here on the buzzard. Every hour we will celebrate a
different year graduation. What is the first year block of music?
Nineteen eighty three? And so there's some pad benattar in there.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
There's some let's see here we get it going with
local favorites, the Michael Stanley Band, my Town first Song
for nineteen eighty three, the Clifford and the Fix, Golden
Earring and zz Top and the Police and Yes and
you too, and Robert Plant and the Tubes and Stevie Nicks.
It is going to be a fantastic hour. Now.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
My second question, how far back? What is the earliest
year you're doing?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Nineteen fifty seven, Please tell me, maybe it's nineteen fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, you started playing some of those hits from the
twenties the other day, and kind did you started making
me like?

Speaker 8 (10:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I wonder if I should go back to nineteen twenty
seven on this one and see if I.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Can Sasphla and the summer time my somber gowns. Yes,
that's right, everybogwas Jeddard, every Chester Feel was smoked.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
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Speaker 6 (11:06):
On one hundred point seven doublemms.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You've opened Pandora's box unwittingly with the upcoming graduation.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Year weekend on the buzzard. Now people are like, hey,
could you go back into nineteen eighty? Yeah, we'll do
nineteen eighty three definitely? How about that.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
All My dad graduated in high school in nineteen eighty
and I graduated from the exact same school twenty years later.
How about that nineteen eighty Well Body Rapture, nineteen eighty
week Aunt.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Of the bullet Per What a great record? Did you
get into blondie when you're younger? Not so much when
I was younger. As I've gotten older, I've grown appreciation
for all that stuff, I kinda. I mean, you know,
you have the record, but you listen to the hit.
You don't really spend any time with that stuff. I
always had a ton of vinyl because my mom always
was a big center. Yeah, so I heard all this stuff,

(12:10):
but I never spent a ton of time with Blondie.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I had a female friend when I was ten or
eleven who was way into Blondie, and she gave me
this album is called Auto American and Clem Burke, the late, great,
long serving drummer of Blondie. I couldn't get enough when
I heard Blondie, and then I finally got to saw them.

(12:34):
I finally got to saw them, Rob I seen them.
I got to see them many many years later on
what was their reunion tour. I think that would have
been two thousand and three or something. So I'm glad
I got to see them before people started dying or
they I mean, she's so alive. I think Christine's so live,
but Clem Burke's gone and some other people. Anyway, nineteen
eighty but every hour a different graduation year. I assume

(12:57):
that starts. If history is any guide. With Dansbury on
his show Friday. Yeah, it'll start ten o'clock yet, Yeah,
ten o'clock with him, and then it'll stop down a
bit for us.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I'm sorry. I was replying to a text message because
we have a text support issue back there in studio GM.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh my god, that's Jessic's studio. That is jesse studio.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
She can't use X screen, the system we use to
answer phones, and something's wrong and we're dealing with the
best text support on the planet. Yes, So now I'm
getting messages about what I want them to do, and
I replied, fix it? What would you like us to do?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I would like you to take something that's inoperative and
make it operational.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Here's a very very easy set of instructions. Fix the
goddamn computer, so I don't have to answer phones. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let me speak to you in a language you'll understand.
Step one, fix step two. See step one right, thank you?

Speaker 13 (14:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean, well, what do I need to approve? Do
you sending me things to approve? Fix the computer?

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Now?

Speaker 12 (14:13):
My whole computer's all messed up now, so that's good.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Your whole computer. Yeah, the one next to it, oh,
the one next to it.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
All you got to tell Jess that the newborn smell
is supposed to be addictive, so that it triggers dopamine,
making adults want to take care of it yesterday. Evolutionarily,
Is that what you read yesterday, Rober, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
I knew that because babies are kind of ugly, and
I thought he was the cutest little thing in the world.
And then I look at pictures of when he was
first born. I'm like, oh God, Benjamin Button. Wow, so
you're already like you were. You were body shaming your infant.
Oh yeah, like me when I was a newborn.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Huh.

Speaker 12 (14:54):
He looked like me when I was a.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Newborn, because every newborn looks alike, that's not kind of
I looked like a kindergar gardener when I was born,
about forty six thirteen pounds, and I was full of
teeth hair. Yeah, and I maintained that body mass, I think,
straight through to kindergarten. So walking, yeah, sure, walked right
out of my mom rob I had a I had

(15:16):
a cane and everything because my legs didn't work all
that well.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
They were a couple of those forest gump things on
your legs, that's rights.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I came out looking like a beat red Michelin man.
It was no good for anybody. Your Cavalier's boy. They
stunk up the joint last night in Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well, that's the problem is they didn't well, they blew
a twenty two point lead in the fourth quarter. Yeah,
they look great. Second quarter, third quarter. First quarter. They
looked at me, all right, I thought this could go
either way. Second quarter, third quarter. I put my feet up, bitch,
I'm yeah, here we go. Fourth quarter. I'm like, oh,
wait a minute. First five minutes looked, okay, what's happening now?

(15:55):
They're not going to blow a twenty two point lead.
That's not possible, game over lose. What the hell happened?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
They were up ninety three to seventy one with eight
minutes left in the fourth. Charles Barkley simultaneously called it
a choke job and a gag job. Yeah, call it
anything you want.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Was awful.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, well, listen, there's still a lot of basketball to
be played in the Eastern Conference Finals. In New York
Times referred to it as the worst loss in Cavalier's history.
I don't know what the New York Times thinks. They
know it can't be it can't be like a like
I know everybody.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I've heard some of the talking heads, and I saw
Dan Gilbert's tweet last night and he sent out the
hell was his basically nothing good to say, and I'm
paraphrasing nothing great to say about losing in the way
that we lost. But it's only one game of a
long series, you know. I mean, look, man, I fully believed.

(16:55):
I was patting myself on the back so much that
I wore a hole in my shoulder from I was like,
I told you, I told you they were going to
win the first game, even though they were coming out strong.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, even though you weren't playing. I knew you were
giving yourself your flowers. Oh I was, I was so
I told you soe. It wasn't even funny, And then
not so much. Probably the only people more stunned than
Kaz fans were Knicks fans.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh my god, dude, did you did like that place
was silent?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Through like at halftime, sure, people were like ready to leave.
You could see we're just pissed. Celebrity row looked like
they were suicidal. It was terrible. And then that last
I mean, what can you say about Jaylen Brunson, though,
I mean that everybody hasn't already said the guy's incredible.
When it counted again, Calves collapsed, But when it counted

(17:44):
that dude was on fire.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
These seems just I mean, they looked like crap in
the back half of that fourth.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Game two is tomorrow night, eight o'clock. Still at the garden.
Cas have a chance to come back before they literally
come back for games three and four on Saturday and Monday.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I will have a pair of tickets for you to
be there Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm doing you this service even though you are depriving
me of my Saturday night metal show two hours to midnight,
which will be preempted rob By Cavalier's playoff basketball.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Thanks for nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Calves one fifteen to one four, the final last night
and overtime three ten will be those Calves tickets for
Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Okay, yeah, so we move on from that.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Terry Pluto wrote that he was screaming at his television
while he was watching the game.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
He was screaming, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
So was the rest of.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I mean it was at his television. You don't even
know where to go, like, like, who to blame?

Speaker 6 (18:53):
What.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was just a complete collapse. I mean in some
very questionable coaching calls.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know, and I don't. I don't want to say
bad things about him. We're the flagship home of the
rate of the of the team. You want to you know,
you want to say all the good things you want
you call it what it is, Holy Christ, I call
a time out, bro, I'm backing up my things out.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Really, I'm going to ball.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It was ever a medical money. No, I'm a high bo.
I'm wedding Belgoranda.

Speaker 14 (19:33):
That's the place riding plan to settle down and listen
to the rhythm of the ball.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Cleveland, Well, I was excited to see where we were
going to show up on my list of the top
thirty American budget friendly travel destinations. People have to pinch
every single penny in this ghastly trump economy, and so
the rice of flights and local costs and the number

(20:02):
of attractions and just things that every city has going
for it. I couldn't wait to see where Cleveland was
going to show up on the top thirty cities the
best summer travel destinations. We weren't even on the list.
We're on a lake.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
What do we have to do.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I understand a large part of it is costs, but
it's like you know, Grand Rapids, Wichitah, and Omaha.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I mean, we're on a lake.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Cincinnati was number nine, Columbus was number twenty seven. I
was just in Columbus for Sonic Temple. It is a
city sized mall. I don't understand all this love that
Columbus gets. Like there's plenty of cool places around there.
It's fine, it's a college town, but it's it's there's nothing.
There's no vibe to Columbus. Just because there's a lot

(20:51):
of people there, does it make it a fun spot.
They did a lot with the breweries. They've built up
a ton of that kind of that's people every brother
were brewery overload. There's more of those places closed in
an opening, and look, man if they and Bill Arkansas
is number twenty four. Cleveland, we're on one of the
Great Lakes and we're not even on this step. Will
someone tell Cleveland? Am I getting mad about this? Someone

(21:12):
tell Cleveland we're on one of the Great lakes. Because
they don't do anything about it. But there's the waterfront,
but the fact remains, we're on the lake.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Like, if you're looking for a summer destination, there are
things to do.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
You go to the Rock Hall and you can see it.
Like that's pretty much the extent of what we do
with the lake in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, you have that big boat right now, shut up,
Jess the Uss of Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Hy we got that big boat. Yeah, but that's not
that's that's one thing right now, right, you know what
I mean. But it's not where we're a city on
the lake that does nothing on the lake. That's the
that's the biggest problem with I know. But hey, look
they're getting rid of the stadium. They're gonna do something
with the water. That's what they need to do. If
Cleveland ever wants to have that gigantic step to the
next level tourist destination, e fun town, gotta build up

(21:58):
that waterfront. Stupid airport.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You gotta pave Burke like every other civilized city would
have done decades ago. Yes, and you got to put
some stuff there, correct, other than just that building with
a whale mural on it.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Right Hi, man, we got boat around there. Boat get
us is cous is Cleveland?

Speaker 6 (22:16):
You know?

Speaker 15 (22:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Jolways in a rock and roll Hall of Fight Man, Yeah,
we know they have a whole floor.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Atlanta, Orlando, DC, Austin, and Honolulu are your top five?
Oh golly, Honolulu for the summer.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's so affordable. I thought affordability was part of this.
That's why I thought for sure Cleveland to be somewhere
on there. Nope, Pittsburgh is out now. Pittsburgh's a toddling town.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But Raleigh. Tampa.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
You ever been at Tampa with respect to our bureau
chiefs in Tampa? Good God, Tampa?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh you like Tampa?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't know, man, It's like an STI with a
zip code.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's the Columbus of Florida. Well to your point, I
think that would be Orlando. Uh, Orlando's okay, But Orlando,
you're right. Orlando was very much a It feels like
a city made a lego. It's the water is made,
you know, yeah, all man made. These are fake and
it's just everything is pavement.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Orlando's the hot If you ever like Houston place because
you love hot and humidity, yeah, that's the place to go.
Stand right in the middle of central Florida. Yeah, on
any day, could be February tenth, you're gonna just sweat
your balls off.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Landlocked and no wind, no nothing, nothing. The worst beyond
the top thirty Norwalk, Connecticut, if they make a beer there,
So what comes out of Norwalk Way? And you're hearing
commercials something something, Norwalk, Connecticut, San Jose, Lansing, Michigan. I
was just there and uh, Hidalgo County. I don't understand

(23:56):
why Norwalk, Connecticut would be on that list, But I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Maybe that's fine. Nothing to do. Been there a billion times.
There's a there's a museum, there's an aquarium.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Like there's better than Norwalk, Ohio, which gave its name
to the norovirus. So but it is closer and thereby
less of a travel cost than anything else.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
You know, it's funny too.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Up here is you're starting to read more and more
as we are not only an empire in rapid decline
but also a planet in rapid decline. You're starting to
read more and more of these articles about how the
Great Lakes States are going to end up being this
massive climate refuge as the country ends up with, you know,
in decades to come, climate refugees. Right, they're saying it's

(24:45):
within the next decade that New Orleans will be surrounded
by water, and places like Miami will be you know,
partially submerged in Houston, all that, all those people, there's
gonna be this massive climate migration up here to where
there's all this you know, fresh water, and we're not
as prone to extreme weather.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
There might be high winds and yeah there's snow and
all that, but you're not getting really wildfires. That stuff
can all change. But who knows. But all of these
articles that are written about these climate refugees, they always
involve primarily the Great Lakes region. So all I'm saying
is better develop that lake front rob before we get

(25:25):
all those people coming off from New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's right. I mean the perfect time to do it,
obviously is now, especially as we're ready to get on
our knees for the NFL to try to get a
Super Bowl. Hu hut. They're like, yeah, you need like
eight hundred thousand more hotel rooms.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh so now that's what they're gonna do. They're gonna
build hotels everywhere. Great, that's what we need to get
one big event, get one Super Bowl. Yeah hi, oh
we all dude, we got hold on build more hotels.
I think we're something like that.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
We can Why do we convert these seven five percent
empty brand new apartment buildings to hotels or something like Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
In rooms short, something like that. It's insane.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, well it's not our fault. What am I in
the hotel business? No, I'm talk to people who are
building hotels.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I just don't know. So you're gonna have forty thousand
empty rooms on a regular weekend, that's I don't know,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It's like these it's like these cities that bend over
backwards to get the Olympics right, and they I can't
believe people still buy the nonsense that like it's a
huge revenue driver and it's like, yeah, whatever. It leaves
cities in debt, and it leaves them with these structures
that are not exactly multi purpose, right, so they either
fall into disrepair or they're repurposed for something else, but

(26:44):
they're not as useful as they were before for the Olympics.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
And hotels have to be downtown. Huh do the hotels
have to be downtown?

Speaker 13 (26:53):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Ideal?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I wouldn't call Cleveland an easy city to get from
one side to the other. You know, people talk about
that all the time, Westsiders, Tuncle East and vice versa.
You'd want hotel rooms that were central to the event.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, Brook Park, you don't want to be all in
that radius, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Like you forgot that the never mind you were thinking
about bron Stadium where its Yeah, I think I was too. Yeah,
same with my radar yet. Yeah, but that's also like
part of what they bake into that project. Right when
they were pitching it, it was like, oh, this will
love Bradley, so it would be surrended by hotels.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, there's gonna be all kinds of stuff from what
they're saying, you know, multipurpose buildings and hotels and restaurants
and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But that's
still you can't put that amount of rooms in that area.
There just isn't the room for it. I mean, as
it is, you're already building a stadium at an airport.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I think this is an unbelievable opportunity for the men
and women of brook Park, Ohio to rent out their
homes to traveling sports fans, right people, You know how
people sell you a patch of their lawn to park
in festival situations and things like that.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, pull your car and you give me ten dollars.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
They can rent out a room in your house for
Super Bowl attendees. You could make up laminates to get
into the kitchen. Can I use the bathroom? Let me
see your wristband. You're in the one in the at
the end of the hall. You've got the green wristband. Oh,
you've got the brown wristband. I'm sorry. That's the Uh

(28:30):
that's the basement toilet. That's the old coal shower. That's
the one you've got to go down and use. But uh, yeah,
pave over the airport. Build what'd you say, rob forty
thousand hotel, thousand hotels, forty thousand hotel room. One big
hotel with forty thousand rooms. There you go straight up.
You can't do it out. You gotta go straight up.

(28:51):
All right, it's that the Super Bowl. We're gonna come
to Cleveland. Yeah, eight thousand brand new rooms.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
And Roger Goodell shows up and he's like, I'm sorry,
it's only thirty nine ninety nine rooms. You're one short.
We can't do the super Bowl here.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
A bitch, No super Bowl for Cleveland. Son of a Bitch,
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Called the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's called the cellular phone and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double O seven
or one eight hundred three four eight one double O seven.

Speaker 16 (29:47):
Nice guy said that last run up gas Yes, Zoe, that's.

Speaker 17 (29:57):
Dumps you ma when you feel.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Stuff?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wow, they edited that. It is so weird. I love
the song.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Three five want to send me a text? You're watching
a YouTube channel. There was a big article about how
well gen Z wants what they're calling green days for
their mental health. And you know, employers have used gen

(30:31):
Z workers as a punchline for so long that a
lot of that you can kind of become those blind Two.
The kids also understand, right, you can say whatever you want,
but they understand these things seem less and less silly
to people. They're like, your company doesn't care about you
at all, so why wouldn't you get whatever you can

(30:53):
to make whatever you're doing palatable?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Gen Z is like, we're never going to own a house,
ain't never gonna get rich, So yeah, how about if
we get a couple of days to go outside and
sit with some trees as the matter with that, they
want to reconnect with nature.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Now, listen, on its face, it might sound silly to
people who didn't come up that way, you know, but
we're all in a different situation. So that's how these
articles are always written up right, Oh, these kids who
are coddled. Now, two things can be true. There's the
millennials who are coddled. Gen Z a little bit behind
them though, and so people who are kind of new
to the workforce. I would not want to be going

(31:33):
into adulthood in twenty twenty six in the United States.
I would not want to be trying to enter the
workforce for the first time. And so while the stories
like this are written in a real mocking tone, I
think that they're onto some Isn't everybody all about prioritizing
their mental health?

Speaker 10 (31:52):
Now?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Why is something like this silly and funny? I think
it's I think it's just the easy punchline with younger generations.
Think think the mindset is that everybody's a pussy once
you reach a certain point, you know what I mean.
That's pretty much what you hear most times. And I
agree with you. I would not want to be a
kid starting out right now. But I mean, we are

(32:15):
probably the last generation of people who might catch a
smack from dad if you do something stupid, you know
what I mean, Like that doesn't really happen anymore. For
the most part. I know that there's situations where kids
sadly are abused in that well, well that's extreme case.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
But I vividly remember, because yeah, I was spanked a
lot as a kid, right, Yeah, And my parents were
doing the best they could. They were doing they were
they were doing how they understood doing things, and so
I was spanked all the time. And I remember vividly
explaining to my parents, my mom particularly, she was the
one that meeted out most of that corporal punishment, that

(32:52):
I was never going to spank my kids. And my
mom was like, well, good luck with that, like they're
going to walk all over you. I go, well, you
know what, I'm gonna take my chances, Mom, I'm not
gonna hit my kids. And I didn't, right, And my
kids are awesome, they're fine. But you know that's also
in how you raise them, right, Yeah, you don't have
to raise your hand to your kid. They only have

(33:13):
to think you might, you know, well, even but even that,
like even that, there was there was one time one
time that my son and he was probably five or six,
and we were playing and he got a little too
rough and he really kind of went at it and
I just got frustrated. It was it was a moment
of frustration and he had hit me with this kind

(33:35):
of sword that was I don't know what it was.
We were playing and I told him to kind of
you know, he's off the throttle a little. He's a
little kid, and I it's burned on my brain. I
grabbed this sword and I broke it over my knee.
And the look on his face, the shock and and
and the the he was very unhappy. Yeah, but again

(33:59):
it was a spanking thing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, listen, not great, right, but at the end of
the day, it's burned into your brain because it bothered
you to do it. But it works, right. They look,
I've never ever raised a hand to my kids, never
ever had to. But when I say they think I might,
it was a look, it was a all right enough
and if they pushed me to that point, they knew

(34:23):
what what could potentially be. Yeah, my dad was well
I guess.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I mean again, I was just committed to not like
hitting my kids, saying if there's a thread of something,
you have to be willing to make good on that threat.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
It was never a threat, That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
But like like when we talk about like, oh, you
give them a look, If they ignore the look, then
what do you do? Like you got to be ready
to I guess some people think you got to be
ready to call a kid's blah. I don't know everything.
That's different line, that's what I mean. And obviously there's
a lot of nature and a lot of nurture, so
there are some things in some kids' brains that have
nothing to do with whether or not you're spanking them.

(34:59):
But but all these articles about gen Z, you know,
the one that the way that this one has written
up lazy and titled loafs who are totally unprepared for
the corporate world, Like that's a bad thing, by the way,
well unprepared, I know what they mean. But kids are
just like everybody else, by the way, More and more
grown ass people are coming around to the realization that

(35:22):
why are you busting your ass for an organization that
will fire you at the drop of a hat.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's a great question. But at the same time we're
doing it. Like I come to work every day, I'm
not making any additional money if I work harder, Like
I don't know, I know, I get nothing out of
putting twenty five hours into make a weekend for people
to enjoy it, I know, right, But at the end
of the day, it's part of the And I think
that that's what people bitch about younger than us, right like,

(35:49):
or we'll bitch about people younger than us, I mean,
right Like, what we say about those people is like, oh,
they're not going to do anything because they're not getting
paid to do it. Look, we bust our asses, but
who cares?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, But also like I think inherent you hear you know, listen,
I've always had a very strong work ethic, and you
know that's just been a very very important thing to me.
But inherent fundamental to the belief and a strong work
ethic was that it would get you somewhere. And there
are a lot of people who bust their asses and
don't get it, or they're at least not their their

(36:21):
remuneration is not commensurate with their effort. Right there's a
lot of people in that situation. It can be a
combination of especially in a creative endeavor, it's a combination
of timing and luck and a lot of the things. Boy,
but you know the whole They don't have any work ethic. Well,
I mean there may be something after a while, your
work ethic. You go, why, you know, why am I

(36:44):
doing this? Why am I going to bust my ass?
It's the generation of you get an award regardless of
whether you win something or not. Right, And I think
that that was the generation before z though it was
a I mean that stuff still happened. You get our
participation trope still a thing, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
But the people who are complaining about it were the
parents who wanted to do it, like it came back
full circle. Sure, and then they were complaining, oh, this generation.
You were the parents of that generation. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Well, we adjusted, he probably adjusted too far, right, like
we're I'm never gonna do it. We just talked about
it with us. I'm never gonna spank my kids. I'm
never gonna do this. I'm never going to do that.
Every kid deserves this, that and the other. So I
think sometimes you just go too far one way and
you got to correct your way back. And that's like
our generation is completely different, polar opposite than the one
that followed us. We're the last ones that, like, we'll

(37:37):
ever remember not having your hands on a phone twenty
four to seven and having to get up to change
the channel on the television, you know what I mean,
Like that stuff is all so long gone. So this
is just I think a progression of that.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Hey, listen, when I was learning, all I know is
that every good boy deserves fudge, rob That's what I member. Yeah,
when I was learning my sheet music as a as
a young drummer. What isn't that a forma for participation trophy?
Maybe every good boy doesn't deserve fudge.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Maybe they do. Maybe they do.

Speaker 12 (38:17):
And I work three jobs and I don't expect participation trophies.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, but I think you're probably an exception to the norm.
I think that every generation is going to have versions.
You know, there's still going to be outliers, But I
think overall, you know, that millennial thing carried over into
a day.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
By the way, there were Gen X, we were the
slacker generation, right, So you had every generation has people
older than them who will crap all over them for
being lazy, and gen X and every generation will do it.
You start to see the color drain from gen Z's

(38:56):
face when they realize or has pointed out to them
they're getting older, right, because gen Z, I think it's
twenty nine and under, and they've got gen Alpha right
behind them, like young kids right, and they're looking at
gen Z who were running the table for a while,
and the ones behind them are like, eh.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
What's this.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
That's when you start to like, you know, you start
to become more that you have to fight the older.
You get to not become a get off my lawn
person because it's the natural order of things that you
look at the people behind you and you go GAYZ
damn kids, and nobody thinks never gonna happen to them,
and it happens to every single generation. So gen X mind,

(39:37):
we were the slacker generator. These kids don't want to work,
they just want to get high. And then behind us
as the millennials, Oh, these kids they just want to
be on their phones, they don't want to work, and
then gen Z they want to have mental health days.
It's always some dope who's done okay for themselves, crapping
on people who are coming behind.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
They don't want to work.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It's like I had friends like that in college and go,
you're I want to work for your dad's company.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Why are you walking around in a you know, these
guys walking around like they just walked off the set
of Caddy Shack. I'm like, you're just gonna march into
your dad's company. It didn't earn anything. He's gonna put
you in a C suite and you'll be fine.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
But are you.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Prepared to do anything with that c suite job? Like,
you're probably gonna tank it if you don't know what
you're doing. And I think that's what a lot of
people have, I guess.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
But if your dad's running the company, there's gonna be
a nice cushion for you. You'll get you know, you'll
get transferred into some lower pressure division or whatever. So
Tommy boy, Yeah, I make parts for the common man,
because that's what I am. Did you see the college
graduation where they try to do AI and it backfired

(40:47):
on them? No, this is one of these things that
I don't know why everybody thinks that this has got
to be something that they do because the people who
were involved in this didn't even seem to want to
do it. Glendale Community I don't know where this might be, Georgia. No,
I'm sorry, Arizona. This is Glendale, Arizona. Glendale Community College.

(41:09):
They had an AI system that was going to read
off the names of the graduates. They didn't have a
one human that could read the name cards as they
walked across the stage. You know, say what you want
about community college, but for anybody who pays for credit
hours does the work, you know, graduation is a big deal.

(41:29):
I didn't walk at my graduation because I was graduating
a semester behind my class and I didn't really care.
So when I graduated, I never walked. I didn't put
the cap and gown on and do the whole thing.
But a lot of people want to do that. You
might be the first person in your family to go
to college.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Both of my older daughter just graduated from Michigan State.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
She walked.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
She was in the College of Music, so that was
like one hundred and fifty kids. We were in an
out boy. But these people, this Glendale Community College was
going to have AI read the names of the graduates
as they walked, but then it quickly either mispronounced the
names or screwed them up or got them in the
wrong order. And so you have a couple hundred people

(42:10):
who at their college graduation didn't see their name, didn't
hear their name, and people are understandably upset. And the
woman of the faculty, who has to unfortunately tell everybody
what's going on. As soon as you say AI, college
kids are like boo. You know, like the clip by
played last week of the hedge fund lady that was

(42:31):
the keynote speaker. She was genuinely flabbergasted. The kids didn't
think AI was the greatest thing ever, because these people
are in like these tech bro bubbles were all day long,
they're talking about the valuations of AI or off the charts,
and then they talk to kids who are going to
be displaced by this kind of stuff, and the kids
boo and they can't figure it out.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Well, why don't you guys just get hedge fund jobs
like me?

Speaker 12 (42:57):
They're like boo.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Anyway, this school, uh screwed the pooch.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
With that whole thing. Michael D. Gonzalez. The names being.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
Read during GCC's commencement didn't appear to match who was
walking across stage India Hall.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Then the names at the bottom of the screen stopped changing.
I's seen that de Mesa Jimenez. Then the screen on
the left goes blank.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I was on its phone, so no, So it goes
from wrong names to then no names to then congratulations
graduate on the big screen, and there's people walking and
they're like, I would have liked to have heard my name,
you know, it would have been cool. I'm graduating college, proud.

Speaker 10 (43:34):
To be there in the moment.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
It was only after.

Speaker 18 (43:37):
Grace Rymer crossed the stage and returned to her seat
that she realized something was off.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Here's the photo that's her on stage. That's not her name.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
But I also didn't hear a lot of cheering, and
I know that my family is of Trety.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Why are they not cheering because I'm not in Theana
Vanavong That's why.

Speaker 10 (43:55):
A loud family.

Speaker 18 (43:56):
Several minutes later, Grace Marie Rymer she finally heard her me.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
Yeah, that's not right, and it definitely made me feel
uneasy to here's what's happening.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
We're using a new AI system as our reader. Yeah,
She's like, ah, I know, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's so dumb and why are we doing You couldn't
have one, you know, most I don't know if it's
most graduations, but I think it's the way they pretty
much do it now. They did it when my son graduated,
and they just did it when my daughter graduated. You
walk up, there's a person at a podium before you
walk across the stage for the photos and they get
they hand you the the folder with the blank thing
that's supposed to be your diploma.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
You hand them a.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Card with your name on it and they read the
name and you walk across the stage. This college is
like I would just get aid it. You didn't have
one person that could just take cards and read the names.
Because somebody at the universe was like, you know, we
should really try this, make it so much easier, and
you know it's go to get jammed up.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
There was no way.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
There was no way this was going to go smoothly.

Speaker 18 (45:07):
So that is that is a lesson learned for us
GCC's president, Tiffany Hernandez tried to explain what was going on,
but it didn't sit well.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
It would have been great if when she had been
up there, her name would have been wrong on the screen,
the president of the university, Tiffany Hernandez. If the screen
just says Anthea vethaphoon, but.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
When you're when you're literally like trying to mold a
generation of people who are petrified their worlds are going
to be eliminated. Y Ai, Yes, don't use it in
your graduation ceremony, like it's just such an easy thing
to not do.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
That's the That's the little dystopian snapshot right there is
a kid goes through all the work to graduate college
and then this happens. Hey, you know that thing that's
probably going to take your job. We wanted it to
read the names of you leaving college. We got all
your mind, good luck with your degree.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
With Rhymer and several other students we spoke with.

Speaker 10 (46:07):
It didn't feel sincere, and it kind of felt like
they didn't care.

Speaker 18 (46:12):
In response to our questions, GCC says, while the issue
was corrected during the ceremony, we are sorry for the
disruption it caused. We have also communicated directly with graduates
to apologize. Students tell us they received an email with
that apology this afternoon.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
I would have liked a little bit more, thought to
go into it.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Rather than an email apology, we have Hello, this is
an apology to Tatian the.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Fifth of Long.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
We have made a giant air or it has been
a grave air or on our parts we said air
or ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Why
would you try? Why would you test out your dumb ai?
Were you know, name reading at your convocation ceremony or

(47:02):
something you really want to get people riled up? Try
that out at a football game?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
What they got?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
The names of the players wrong towards the school. I
mean that's where the priorities are anyway, But you know
this lady who runs the university, I know it sucks.
It's terrible, what a world we live in. Anyway, thank
you for coming, Allen. I'm fifty nine. I've been working
since nineteen eighty three. I only have ten thousand more

(47:29):
days to work.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Simply.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Nobody know how many years that is. But boy, it
sounds like a lot. Rob too many sounds like a lot.
I don't even I gave up on trying to do
that math like I've.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I don't. I think savings is a has been a
joke for most of my life. So I'm looking at
like a date that I have to back into. I'm
gonna be one hundred and seven by the time I
can retire, right, and I'll be dead. Yeah, I'll be
dead seventies. That's death clock website. Yeah, I'm just gonna
stock up on my life insurance and let the family
deal with it.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
That.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, I'm already worth way more dead than I am alive,
so it's I may as well just keep that going. Alan.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
When we were kids, my brother was moving his game
cube to a different room and dropped it on our
brand new hardwood floor, dented it. Our dad rage stomped
the piss out of that game cube. That the Nintendo GameCube,
remember those?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Oh yeah, got burned through a couple of those when
my kids were played Simpson's Hit and Run with my
son when he was littler. Erican Pennhills wants to know
why the clip rattler wasn't reading the names off at
the Mount Union graduation, sarahmond.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I wasn't asked why is that?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Well, these people are opting for AI in these colleges
just so they can test out their dumb system in
real time when they've got an a war. I assume
an award winning broadcaster in their midst m.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
And if the eventh avong, I would mispronounce it. I'm
terrible with that stuff. Yeah, and I can't read Smith
off a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
No, but I'm pretty sure the cards, because obviously there's
a lot of students from other places. I'm pretty sure
the cards are phonetic.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
They are.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
But if you want to see something really really funny,
let's pull up anything in a dictionary that spelled out phonetically.
I cannot do it too safe, my ass. Yeah, type
in any word that I may not know how to pronounce,
and I will screw the pooch trying to read it
that way. It's ten times harder for me. But there
was a video you played not long ago, someone trying
to read things phonetically. Yeah, and the woman and that

(49:33):
might have been a graduation I can't remember, but she was.

Speaker 8 (49:36):
I mean it was.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
It was god awful. It's impossible to do. I'm way
too hard. Uh three ten, it's way too hard. I'm
way too hard. I think it was San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
The girl the lady was reading the wrong or she
was mispronouncing the names of the graduation cremony and just
destroying the.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Names, mangling everyone's name, yes.

Speaker 11 (50:05):
So butchered, even easy ones like Victoria Elizabeth.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Bruce, Victoria Lee, Zupe.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Brosse, butcherd beyond recognition, deep Megan mi genlu E Abrey
or Allison alisona call Bishop and how can you mangle
Molly Malena Zubeth.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Cop right again, you gotta find somebody that sounds like
somebody's having a stroke.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yes, let alone.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Those aren't mere mispronunciations, those that you're not a whole cloth,
you're taking different names.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Well, I think the first thing they did wrong was
I think Alison Nicole and Molly Elizabeth probably didn't need
to be spelled out phonetically. If you want to do it,
do it on the last name. Okay, fine, there's probably
only one way to pronounce Robert or Alan, right, it
probably doesn't need a l dash an rob oh lane

(51:02):
Hen run folding right, And it's just it's so unnecessary.
John Smile, John Smith, John.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
Dohn, Joel Hann ste ste e fence stee defense hens
see step Hen step Hen step steep steep.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
And uh, this is just Catherine Johnson and she completely.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Screwed it up.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
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Car Show.

Speaker 16 (51:48):
He is the strangest mother I've ever known, and I've
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On one hundred point seven w M M.

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Away from I got more money for you here in
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(52:38):
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Speaker 2 (52:47):
Is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
The two hundred and fifty k USA? Give us some
at WMMS dot com. You'll see it. But I will
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week two thirty and five thirty, week after week after.
I'm sorry, yeah, next week is a teaser. We're teasing
week next week all right, well, I'm teasing it right
now and then the week after so you'll be able
to win once with Rover, once with Stansbury, twice of me.

(53:11):
But WMMS dot com we'll have all of the information
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a Cleveland team who are winning. They won the first
two of a four game series in Detroit against the
Tigers four to three last night eight to two was
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first pitch on the buzzard thirty minutes prior. We'll dip

(53:34):
out a little bit after six and make way for
Hammy and Rosie in the whole Heathaw gang. Then the
Guardians will head to Philadelphia before they come home for
the Memorial Day series against the Washington Nationals.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
Hold on, ah, that's one way to do it.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Ladies, were experienced some water.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I've got waterble No, I haven't eaten an It's not
time yet for my mid show, Uncrusted. Although they were,
I've already I didn't think for a second there that
I was already falling one out. But then I forget
right over here, and I'm thawing out my mid show, uncrustable.

(54:31):
Rob So that whatever just happened had nothing to do
with me. No, no, no, no, nothing like that. No,
at least once a day, I will forget how to
drink water.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But that's not what that was. I don't know what
that was.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
That was just kind of that was kind of a
spontaneous thing that was almost like an impromptu Uh. It
was like a bilabial fricative going on there, Rob, Rather
live my life.

Speaker 20 (54:57):
Looks at you, babud, be the hardest thing I would
ever do. Trying to forget the watch would be the
hardest thing I would ever do.

Speaker 12 (55:08):
Yes, you for channeling your inner Brian.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I was while I was channeling my inner James Harden Hell,
I'm over here choking, rob.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Hey, speaking of choking.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
During the playoffs, They've got something over at the Rocket
Arena called the crust Crusher. Now, that does sound like
an ointment that someone is normally prescribing for you. Have
you seen the crust Crusher? No, this thing is buh bananas.
It is a ham, turkey and Swiss sandwich served between

(55:41):
two deep fried uncrustables.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Y what flavor? Uncrustable? Crape or stop the box makes
it look like it's grape.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
It's four.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It's a limited time menu item. It's a deep fried
peanut butter and jelly. Say I shouldn't sa increscibles. I'm sure,
there's there's probably no brand loyalty there, but that's essentially
what they're trying to make. They take those deep fry
them and then use those as the buns. And there
is ham, turkey and Swiss cheese, black forest ham, smoke

(56:16):
turkey and Swiss cheese. Now I'm not prone to like
any of that dare food. This I would try because
I do like ham, love me some Swiss cheese, rob
smoke turkey, yes, and I'm not super keen on the
deep fried part. But a PBNJ. You can get these

(56:37):
in Loudville fourteen ninety nine in section two eleven, so
they have all kinds listen for games like these. They're like, hey,
if the Calves play on Saturday like they played last night,
be careful this because you may throw it back up
by the end of the game.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
So just to be I don't think it's might. I
think you will throw it back up.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
The crust crusher is the only is or is not?
Is the only new item at the Rocket Arena or
the Eastern Conference Finals. Somebody had to come up with that.
I think it's kind of daring, right. It's got some savory,
it's got some sweet somebody said, hey, you know what
goes great with because like when I was a kid,
I guess everybody maybe has some We've talked about this

(57:25):
like a weird concoction that you any weird concoction you
stumble on. And there was a period to and I
was a kid where I was eating mostly peanut butter
and mustard sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
And I don't at first blush. It sounds terrible. If
I had one today, I might think it was terrible again,
But when I was a kid, for whatever reason, really
liked them. And those aren't two flavors that you think
would go together. And maybe for a lot of people
they don't like. Rob has that thing where he hates cilantro.
M right, I would put cilantro. I would put ask

(57:58):
them to put cilantro on this a miss crust crusher.
Jesus Christ, you know it would be better than just
black forest ham, Swiss cheese, smoke turkey between two deep
fried peanut butter and jelly, which just adding cilantroh.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
God, I mean that thing sounded bad enough. Now you
threw cilantro at he throw it right in the trash.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Get it, give it a little south of the border flare, right,
so anyway into the garbage. You would pay fifteen dollars
for this. It doesn't sound uh, it doesn't sound too crazy,
but it just I just I genuinely don't know how
you would eat it, how you would consume it. I mean,

(58:37):
I can't unlock my jaw like a snake, and it
would be super gooey. And I mean I hope that
that is a It certainly looks like a pretty thick box,
looks like a that looks like a pretty fortified structure there,
looks like maybe some corrugated cardboard or at least a

(59:00):
little sturdier than your normal box. But the crust crusher,
Alan is just a deep fried monte Cristo. A Monti
Cristo was not a PBN J though, right. A Monti
Cristo sandwich is just it's is there?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Jam?

Speaker 12 (59:19):
I think, on oh there is?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Okay, Yeah, you're right served powdered sugar and raspberry.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Jam.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I guess I've never had a monte cristo.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I don't traditionally like hot sandwiches, but okay, Well, then
somebody looked at a monte Cristo and said, hold my
beer m all right, well, maybe I will have one
of those PBN pickles.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I think peanut butter is a lot more versatile than
people might give it credit for. You know, growing up,
what was the only thing that got stuck in our
peanut butter? Rob somebody came around the corner and bumped
into us with chocolate. That's what happened to me. And
I'd go down, my god, you've gotten your chocolate in
my peanut butter. And conversely, they'd look at me and

(01:00:06):
they'd say, you've got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
And then we'd fight and one of us would end
up dead. Spoiler it wasn't me, and the Reese's Empire
was created. The sandwich with is a Monty crystal with

(01:00:26):
a jam in the milk. But are all Monte Cristo's
deep fried?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
This says a fried or pan fried sandwich with ham, turkey,
and cheese, dipped in egg batter like French toast, and
served with so it sounds like it's like a beignet
crossed with a friggin sandwich.

Speaker 12 (01:00:44):
That's a heavy sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
There is something called the croqu monsieur. When I was
in Paris. I had one of those, but I don't
remember it being like that. I don't remember it being
like that. There was a jelly or sugar component. But
this is America, and you got to have one of
the two, you know. I am not prone to parasocial relationships, right, Well,
learned the term parasocial relationship when people were getting very,

(01:01:09):
very emotionally invested in people they don't know, primarily celebrities.
They would refer to as a parasocial relationship. People who
would be deeply and personally hurt by a celebrity relationship
as an example. But I got to tell you, I'm
not made of wood. Something happened a couple of years

(01:01:32):
ago when Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson were hanging out
and seemed to be having a good time, and people
couldn't get their heads around it, and it was fascinating
to me. Liam Neeson, of course, has been a widower
for probably twenty years. When did his wife die? She
pulled a Sonny bono, right, She skeied into a tree

(01:01:54):
and he's been by himself ever since. Pamela Anderson her
history as well documented, but she's kind of moved into
a different part of her life, right, she's kind of
shed her implants removed. She really, as she got older,
moved away from that whole glam thing. She started making
a big deal about the fact that she wasn't wearing makeup.
She was going oh natural all the time in public,

(01:02:17):
and the two of them could not have been cuter.
Now she's had a little bit of work done in
the interim, and then and this is where the parasocial
part comes in for me, I was positively crestfallen when
I realized or they made it clear that that had
all been fake. Pamela Anderson said that they had been
romantically involved for a bit, but it was in conjunction

(01:02:40):
with the fact that they had done that Naked Gun reboot,
and then they came to the conclusion that it was
in fact a very convoluted bit of guerrilla marketing that
these two. Now, there might have been some truth to it,
but for the most part, as soon as that film
was out and done and there was no press being
done for it, the two of them, you didn't see

(01:03:02):
him together anymore. Fast forward to now Rob, where Pamela
Anderson is allegedly reportedly with one Thomas Cruise may pop
of the fourth, Tom Cruise and Pamela Anderson. Now this
is a late stage celebrity land grab, right, Pam Anderson's

(01:03:27):
fifty eight. Tom Cruise is probably eighty looks fifty one,
and the two of them are supposedly together, and could
you imagine, I mean, now, neither of them is getting
the other at the peak of their powers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
And this is why it's so genius.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
I mean, even Tom Cruise is past the point where
he's like, you know, here's my twenty two year old girlfriend.
They still refer to Pam Anderson as the star of
barb Wire and I remember barb Wire. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
She is fifty eight years old. Tom cruisey is sixty three,

(01:04:07):
and she did a very She had a film a
couple of years ago, got a lot of accolades. They
thought she was going to get an Oscar nomination. It's
called The Last Show Girl played, you know, a drama,
very much against type for her, but they said she
did an amazing job in it, and that she and
Tom Cruise there's a spark between them. This guy went

(01:04:29):
from Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, pu Enelope Cruise on a
day armist. Who else he's got a type. This guy's
got a type. Pam Anderson easily the oldest and blondest
person he's ever dated, And I wish these two nothing

(01:04:50):
but the best. Tom Cruise, there a lot of people
think he's weird. Who was he jumping on the couch for?
Was it Katie Holmes? Yeah, okay, he was jumping all
over Oprah's cow much for Katie Holmes. Now Oprah's not
on TV anymore, so he's going to be jumping on
some tiktoker's couch talking about Pam Anderson. Maybe Cole Bear

(01:05:10):
will have them on for his final show tomorrow night.
And you have to wonder if Liam Neeson feels okay
about this. Even if the relationship with was fake, they
spend a lot of time together personally and creatively. You
gotta wonder if Liam Neeson's looking at this going like,
what am I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
An a hole?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
You know, I got a certain set of skills in
the bedroom. But Tom Cruise and Pamela Anderson might be
together now, I don't know if they're I don't know
what the odds are on Calshi. I haven't been over
there in a minute. If you're in the predictive markets
might be worth looking at. Brian drops some eighties on us,

(01:05:54):
you know, in advance. He must have heard us talking
about this graduation year or weekend that we've got coming up.
And I think the only bit of information we've ever
gotten personally from Brian is he's around my age. I
was class of eighty nine. So when you do the
year of nineteen eighty nine for this graduation year weekend,
that'll be my year, and I'll be listening intently. Brian

(01:06:19):
draw this is before eighty nine, though, but solidly eighties.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Forget about his say though, no, becaus I do mussy
say do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
You want me to dude?

Speaker 14 (01:06:32):
Yeah, I can't google that, don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
I can't goole that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
He can't go for that, right, great duo duet. I
can't go for that's mead loaf right, No, that's all.
Tell me, No, not tell me, tell me, tell me
it's a duo. Wait, Hollan oates it is and oats
she got there. You probably don't do that song with

(01:06:58):
sushi row do you do any least with sushi roll?

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
You might want to work a message and a bottle
in there, driven to tears? How good is your drummer.

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
Uh, he's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I know you have to say he's good, but I mean,
if you're gonna play Stuart Copeland, I mean you've got
to be good. Driven to Tears is my very, very
favorite Police song to play because it really opens up
at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Well, I make fun of my boss the drummer because
he can't play all the small things and that seems
like a pretty easy song.

Speaker 12 (01:07:26):
But you're a drummer. Can you play that song?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Yes, that's not a difficult song to play. Well where
but where is it in the set? It's a it's
not a hard song to play. We could throw it anywhere.
You don't have set list, We just do whatever. You
don't have set list? How do you know what you're
playing next? Well, usually he'll call him out, oh you
know the songs, and he goes, all right, now, he's good. Yeah,
but he must have a list.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
Yeah, he has a list, and then he'll have his
little thing for the like tracks and whatnot. But I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
But I just I've done it for so long that
I know what he's either going to say or by
CT or whatever we have was Barker. He's behind the drums,
ever blank one a too. He's got a lot of stamina.
There's a lot of people who canflate speed with ability.
I saw that there's a Travis Barker documentary that's gonna
drop on Hulu. He was in that plane crash with

(01:08:16):
dj AM, so that's probably gonna be like an and
he's a in the Kardashian Mix, So there's probably enough
things there that you can kind of maybe glom onto.
But I feel like we might have also reached peak documentary.
But yeah, Hall and Oates is what Brian dropped on us.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Forget about his say though no becaus do mussy say?

Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
Do you want me to?

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
Dude?

Speaker 14 (01:08:42):
Yeah, I can't goople that don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I can't do that. And there's a sweaty sax solo
in there too, I think right sure? Is the Alley
Shocks Show?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
One seven MMA.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Closer It Radio is double m MS Cleveland, an.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
iHeartRadio station called the Alan Cat Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Is this for real?

Speaker 15 (01:09:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
They're swearing in this all kinds of Jeff? Are you
really allowed to broadcast this on the radio?

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eight one double oh seven?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
When when.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
I say you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Yes, send me a text if you want three five,
one nine two. Our friend Leslie texted that your hair, Jess,
looks extra cute today.

Speaker 12 (01:10:24):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I brushed it and washing it. Is that all it
took yep to look extra cute? So normal cute. It
would be like BedHead or whatever, normal normal cute. Yeah,
extra cute.

Speaker 12 (01:10:37):
I've been doing something different.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
With my hair though, but you what have you been doing?
I bought a blow dry brush. Oh yeah, that was
very popular right now. It's so nice, nice, and so
I'm a little unclear as to how that works. It's
like it's like a round brush that has air blowing
through it. Yeah, but you gotta it's kind of a
process because you gotta dot. You gotta blow dry your hair.

(01:11:00):
Told's ninety percent dry. Don't know what that means, so
I just guess and then you're kind of split it
up into sections so.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
You can't you're not doing it like when your hair
is wet, wet, like right of the shower, because I
blow dry my hair because my hair is long. So
it's like I won't do it all the way, but
I have a blow dryer. I mean, you should get
a blow dry brush. You'll have so much volume. I
don't need volume. Plush long, I don't need volume though,
I'm okay, I don't. I don't think I would know. No,
But but well it's all I mean usually extra shiny.

(01:11:29):
But here's the thing that feels like an implement you
really need to know how to use, like you Yeah, year,
I'm not Yeah, I'm not doing all that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
And they're like four hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
I got mine for thirty dollars off the TikTok shop.
All right, things are going to catch on fire in
your hair.

Speaker 12 (01:11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Anyway, whatever you're doing, Leslie is at least a text
wise giving you the thumbs up.

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
Thanks, Leslie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Extra cute. I didn't really pay attention. Let me see, Jess,
where's let me see she's got extra cute. It's not
even that's extra cute. That's what I'm saying. It's in
a ponytail. Yeah, I mean it look bad, but I okay,
when I wear.

Speaker 12 (01:12:08):
It down, I really try. All right, you know what,
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
All right, Well that's just her.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Hey, congratulations by the way to our brothers. Because I
don't think there was a woman in here in the
Radio Hall of Fame. I don't know why kid Leo
didn't get in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
You didn't get in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
One woman is being inducted into this year's class in
the Radio Hall of Fame. A couple of weeks ago,
rattled off. I think it was a I don't know
how many nominees there are. There's like twenty nominees or something,
and they induct eight people, and kid Leo was on
that list of nominees.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I don't know why he didn't get in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
I mean, you would think that being I think he's
part of satellite radio now it has been for some time,
but I mean to have been a part of a
legendary station like WMMS. It was before I got here,
Rob But you know, people remember back in the day WMMS.
You know, no matter where you were in the radio industry,
you were hip to MMS. And you know, kid Leo

(01:13:10):
is a big part of this. So he was not
selected for induction into this year's class of the National
Radio Hall of Fame. I'll tell you who was though,
The chief executive officer of this company, one Robert Pittman.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
You're kidding me, No, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
He is one of the eight inductees into this year's
class the National Radio Hall of Fame in Chicago, Illinois,
and they will be inducted on October the eighth. Boomer
assiasin I didn't even see Pitton's name on the list
of people that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Could get in. I don't think I did either.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Dennis Green, who looks familiar to me, but I can't
quite place him. Dennis Green, shot Gun Tom Kelly, who
I think is a long time country guy, right yeah,
big dumb hat. Helen Little, she's the sole female in
this class of inductees.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I think she is a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I don't know that she's an air talent. I think
that she might be part of the you know, because
it's managerial too. Charlie van Dijk, he's a well known
name in the business. Ricky Smiley who began as a
comedian on I think he was on what's his name

(01:14:34):
show back in the day in Chicago. And then Fred Winston.
Speaking of Chicago, Fred Winston was a guy who was
on Chicago radio when I was a kid, one of
those booming voices and they did, you know when like
rock radio was still on AM. I think Fred Winston
is dead, so I don't know how many of these
people are actually still alive, but I'm pretty su sure

(01:15:00):
that fred Winston passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Those are the people who are being inducted this year,
including Robert Pittman.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I gotta tell you, this is the kind of stuff
that probably could get me in trouble. And I don't care,
like why why.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Well, because he's probably I listen because he.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Was on the radio fifty years ago and has done
what since?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Well, the flowers that I always give Pittman, and again
I've never met the man the flowers that I give
Pittman is this company in its various iterations for so long,
you know, other than a couple of years where I
was working for another company, most of my career has
been in various iterations of this company. And it was
always these bean counters at the very top, people who

(01:15:47):
hadn't had a creative thought ever in their brains. Bob
Pittman was a guy who like invented MTV and was
part you know what I mean, like radio. No, but
he was on the air, sure, you know, I mean
a lot of people were on the air that I
mean over over over time. All I'm saying is like
there are some people who run these companies they've never

(01:16:09):
done a creative thing in their lives. They're just like
looking at data sheets and stuff like that. At least
to me, he's a guy who at least has been
immersed in that world. He seems to at least sure
that's going to change. The longer you're in charge of
a company, obviously you're you're just going to become a
business guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Right, so so, But but basically, if you're looking at
what qualifies you to get in, apparently you don't have
to be nominated, right, and you have to have been
on the radio and then contribute to the complete destruction
of an industry.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Well, I think how you get in. I think they
probably look at him and they go there are a
lot of other broadcasting groups that have fallen by the wayside.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
This is a guy, you know. I don't know. Now,
we're going to run five million promos between now and
the induction time congratulating this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I don't think anybody deduction into the Hall of Fame.
I only mentioned this as a bit of inside baseball
because it's interesting to me. I have friends who work
for the Hall of Fame because it's right there in Chicago.
My former boss, Jonathan brand Meer is in the Radio
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Should be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I thought that's a legit person who should be in
the Radio Hall of Fame. Yeah, I thought that kid
Leo was. And I don't know, I don't. I feel
like this wasn't his first year's nominee. And again, I've
never met him either. I'm just saying that that strikes
me as a guy who should be in the Radio
Hall of Fame. Of course, but they but they do.

(01:17:37):
It is a mixture. It's primarily people who are on there. Listen,
boomerisias and was a football player, but he's been doing
sports radio now for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
He's at the highest level. Yeah he's really good. Yeah
he's goold be that's again, man. And I know that
there's owners in the Radio Hall of Fame. I know
that there's general managers and CEOs and all that crap.
I get it, But man alive, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I don't know. Helen Little has been doing the morning
show at light FM in New York for a long time,
so she's on the air. She's the sole female and
the sole person of color in the class of inductees.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Maybe he got in because he got he was he
was the creator of Guaranteed Human CEO Guaranteed Human. Let's
get that guy in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Speaking of which, So they were doing a story on
about how Amazon now has created a They call them podcasts,
but they're AI generated content that sounds like two people
talking about an item that you might buy. They call

(01:18:47):
them podcasts because obviously that's the nomenclature for two people talking.
You'll notice, by the way, on social media, podcasting has
become so pervasive that on social media now you'll see
more and more people that just are talking into a microphone.

(01:19:08):
They're not doing a podcast, but rather than them looking
straight onto camera like they used to, they'll look off
camera and like they're and they're talking into a microphone
to make the post look like they're doing a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
They're not. They're not doing it's just them talking.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
But everyone now adds a microphone so it looks like
that's what they're doing because I guess that generates some
credibility or something like that to make it look like
they're hot. So social media videos now all have that.
Obviously some of them are. If there's a wide shot
and it's a bunch of people sitting in barka loungers
with boom mics. But everybody now has whether it's AI

(01:19:44):
generated or not, and a lot of those are but
Amazon as apparently, and I haven't you know, I buy
like the same five things on Amazon, so I haven't
seen this, but they are generating these little AI things
that sound like people are or reviewing the item, but
clearly it's I'll play this thing.

Speaker 12 (01:20:04):
Show is exploring the lavoit Core three hundred pe air purifier.
Tell me what makes this one special compared to others
on the market.

Speaker 21 (01:20:13):
What really sets this one apart is its AAHM verification
that's basically the gold standard for air purifiers. The testing
shows it can clean the air in spaces up to
thousand and seventy three square.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
You know how people talk right exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Perfect, Yeah, you were in here doing a podcast on
air purifiers. They're kind of doing the work for us,
you know what I mean, and like getting people to
roll their eyes of this stuff. I mean, this bubble
is gonna burst and I don't know when, but uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
That guy needs to be in the Radio Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Feet which is pretty impressive for its compact size. Well,
my next guest actually took a deep the headline is
Amazon has invented the world's least necessary podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
And it's hard to determine what that is. Boy, but.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I thought that was the people rewatching Night Court. But okay,
so yeah, I don't know how pervasive this is on
the Amazon app, but they have like these AI generated
mini podcasts of people that are clearly you know, they're
not real people, but they're reviewing items you might want
to buy. It's not enough now when you go on

(01:21:22):
Amazon and it says like popular choice, so look into that.
But congratulations to all of the inductees in this year's
twenty twenty six National Hall of Fame Radio class rob
including Robert Pittman.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
So I hope they spell his name right. Everybody remember
two t's one? I yes, gonna make sure no no, no, no, no, no,
there's that. There's not an extra eye there. There's just
only one P I T T M A.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
N A N.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
So I think a couple of these people have passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
I'm always I don't know what the criteria is are.
But every time when they released the list of nominees
and they winnow it down to eight, I was very
surprised to see that. I thought for sure that kid
Leo would.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Get in there. I don't know how he's not just
for I mean, I know he's been out of radio
terrestrial radio for a long time, right, I know he
left to do records, you know, and then he got
involved with serious and all that stuff. But I still
I don't understand how, just based on what he did
here alone, how he's not in.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Yeah, there are twenty four nominees and they Winnow it
down to eight. So the Electrifying Mojo Wait wait, don't
tell me, which is an NPR show. Lee Elder, who
is a conservative talk show host. He's one of the
few black conservative talk shows. Kid Leo, Kevin Matthews, who

(01:23:02):
Doogie was working for when I was with brand Meyer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
That's how she and I go back.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
John and Ken, Bob Stroud, who was another Chicago legend,
but he did not get in. Big d and Bubba.
I think they were like a long time syndicated country show.
Enrique Santos, Oh, yeah, he's like the big syndicated Latino
host for this company.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Bob stole his spot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Well, that's what I wonder, because Bob was not in
the nominee list. I thought that he was, and now
I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh, he wasn't nominated.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
You know what that is. Then somebody somewhere was like, oh,
we got to put this student. We have to, like,
we need iHeart to do something. Let's let's Bob's ask.
But he's got There are iHeart people in the nomination
in him?

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Not him?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Does he really care? Who knows?

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Well, that's what I'm saying. Mel You know, if I
had seen him on that nomination list, maybe I wouldn't
care as much as I do right now about him
getting in. Like and again this is like, who cares.
It's not gonna change. Like, it doesn't Howard Stern got in.
You should have been on the first ballot. He just
finally gets in years and he's like, yeah, kiss my ass,
I'm not going to that. That's the stupidest thing in
the world. So it doesn't matter. Really, It's just I

(01:24:12):
get I get irritated on things like this, especially when
when you you read daily about the stuff that's going on,
you watch the things that are happening around you, and
then you see something like that a non nominated guy
gets into the Hall of Fame. They can't even say
on the first ballot, like he just gets in, Like

(01:24:33):
why put the other what's this the other guy? His
partner there, the CEO. Yeah, he'll get in just for
like best ware of unbuttoned shirt. Hey, I want to
get in for that best male teat showing I'm a
two button guy. Yeah, well there's two buttons this guy does.
Maybe none? Oh yeah, like Neil Diamond in the seventies,

(01:24:57):
good for him.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
It as long as it ain't Puka shell or shark
tooth here Christ Almighty. Well, anyway, those are the people
that are getting in. It doesn't change our lives at all.
So it's not like we will ever be nominated or inducted.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
What I meant to say was congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Bob, I'll tell you what this is. This guy right
over here you but congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Well I think they do live stream it on YouTube,
so I would like to see, oh no, the acceptance speech.
Make sure again, just spell it right. I see him
on business television all the time. I see him on CNBC.
We're stolling the virtues of this company. And listen, I
am paid by this company. I've a longtime employeed this company,

(01:25:45):
so it's in our best interests that he's out there
talking about how great we are. But Bob, bubbaa baby,
would it kill you to do a deeper dive and
go get out off the top of my Have we
got this guy in Cleveland? This guy sings sparts with
well known songs like Nobody's Business.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Have you ever heard no shelter by Rage against the Machine?
He has a fart that matches up so well to
the baseline you wouldn't believe it. Let's you know what,
I'm gonna get a copy of this and I'm gonna
play it the next time I'm on your show talking
about how great this company is. Could any other company
do this? I think no. We pay this man, yes,

(01:26:34):
and I'm happy against. I knew it to bring you out.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
I'm great.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Congratulations Bob. That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
I couldn't be.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Happier for you.

Speaker 16 (01:26:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
That's so good, well deserved.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
What was the other one, the uh, the crying one?
What was that one with Zach Wilde?

Speaker 13 (01:26:57):
What was the like?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Was born? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Still born? Still born? That was one we liked that
was non fart related. But likes to cry over the
scream cry over the scream. I just saw him do
this as on a temple.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Did he do the scream?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
He did the scream. He didn't play the cry. That
is good, man, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
That is good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
You know if we if we have, we're giving away
MMS is presenting the Black Label Show, and I'm giving
away all these tickets him Zach is on the show again.
I'm gonna play this for him. I bet he get
a little kick out of it. I bet he would.
You got the thinker with a sense of humor. Yeah,
I haven't seen that dude in twenty years. Really trails off?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
There, Isn't it all right? Anyway? The car show on.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
One who needs broadcasting? A lord?

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
See I like the sound of my own voiceable.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
When you've won World Sexiest and five years in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
One seven WMMS.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Log Jerra excited to see these guys at uh incarceration
this summer out there in Mansfield playing that second night.
Hey the Guardians tonight they are already two games up
and then they're halfway through that four game series in
Detroit they're playing the Tigers again. Six forty tonight is

(01:28:56):
your first pitch. We will get into your pregame, but
thirty minutes before, so we'll dip out a little bit
after six o'clock. They will finish there at Camerica Park
tomorrow afternoon. We will be bringing you calves. Playoff basketball
tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Game two. It ain't over yet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Last night was a terrible showing, but it doesn't necessarily
mean that it's indicative they were having trouble with the
Pistons too, not that kind of trouble. But you know,
who knows. There's still a lot of ball to be played.
So Game two is tomorrow night. I will have more
tickets for you for Game three tomorrow, and then another

(01:29:40):
pair on Friday, different times each day this week. Game
three back here at the Rocket Arena three and four
Saturday and Monday. So tomorrow more tickets for Game three.
It's an eight o'clock tip on Saturday. But Holman Burp, No,
you're not the kind but sort of burp. I'll teach

(01:30:01):
you how to do it. I please, people have tried.
I'm not trying to learn, you know what I'm saying.
I'm just letting people know, Hey, I'm going to be
releasing some air from my oral cavity here and letting
you know when it kind of jumps up on me.
I certainly don't mean to be indelicate, but pardon me

(01:30:24):
quick and learn, minister, come in for a landing on
that one. Eight minutes away. I got more tickets, more
money for you. My head's all over the place today.

(01:30:46):
Are you telling me my apologies? More money?

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Second?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Or last keyword today? Buzzard Bookie? Friday here round five thirty.
That's gonna be the last keyword. I always think of
the person who wins last, the very last keyword Friday
at f I thirty. I always think about, you know, Rob,
They've already got up clear eyes in full heart because
they've already been treated to Brian's Friday finger Bang song,

(01:31:11):
and then thirty minutes later they end up being the
very last person to win from the Buzzard Bookie. What
a great, great way, Frankly, to go into a holiday weekend,
or any other weekend for that matter. Alan, you were
talking about the AI screw up calling the names. At graduation,

(01:31:33):
I graduated from Kent State last year and they have
you submit your phonetic pronunciation. Everyone's name is recorded with
a professional voice person and then you when you go
up to walk, you're giving a little piece of paper
with a barcode on it, and you scan it right

(01:31:54):
before you get up there, and that's how your name
is rad right, It like generates your name from what
the person is recorded, and it puts your name on
the jumbo tron. And if somehow that doesn't work, you
can there's someone that could manually do it, and that
that's the it's crazy that they would use AI for that,
of course at that Glendale Community College.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Well, especially at Glendale Community College. How many people could
there possibly be? You know, I could see if you're like, okay,
Ohio State forty thousand people graduating or something like that.
You want to try to move it along, you try
to look for shortcuts. Glendale Community College, you got twelve people,
twelve hundred, one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Let's see how one hundred and twenty people?

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
What is the class?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Glendale Community College is about eleven thousand students per semester.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
All right, so that's a lot of people. Well that's all,
that's all grades, right, m hmm, all right, So you
take what say, four.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Twenty five hundred kids, Yeah, about half of them at
ten full time, other half part ten. And that's Glendale Arizona. Oh,
I might be looking at Glendale, California. That's where one
of my best friends lives.

Speaker 8 (01:33:09):
That's like that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
That community is like ninety percent Armenian. Glendale Community College
in Arizona, I think was what we were looking at
over wait wait, wait, fifteen thousand undergraduate students, so a
little bit bigger.

Speaker 17 (01:33:26):
But you know, so is that near Tucson, Arizona? Ell oh, golly,
that's not a Zamia. Not as Zamia.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
I should ask my nephew. He lives in Tucson. I
am going to be out tomorrow night. By the way,
we still have a couple of chances for you to
get in on these FIFA World Cup tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Are you a soccer fan?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
There are eleven cities in the United States that are
host cities for the FIFA World Cup twenty six three
cities in Mexico, two in Canada. But Philadelphia where we're
going to be sending you. That is a match on
June the twenty seventh. They join La and Miami and
Kansas City and Boston Atlanta eleven in all. We will

(01:34:11):
send you to the Philly game. The Mikkelobul Trust Soccer
Shootout is what we've been doing for the better part
of the month. We will be out tonight. I can't
make it to Akron, but the MMS Street Team will
be out tonight. They will be right there at the
basement at the Lakes in Akron. If you're down there,
you know where that is. That's six to eight. I
will be out Thursday and Friday and Saturday. So Tomorrow

(01:34:35):
night I'll be at the backyard in Brunswick right there
on Pro Road at seven to nine. Friday, right after
the show, I'll be at the Lakewood Truck Park. Yum,
I love me some Lakewood Truck Park.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Always got some good food over there. And then on
Saturday afternoon three to five, I'll be back in Akron
at the upper deck and then we do the finals
on the thirtieth and whoever gets the top score.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
It's that simple.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Whoever gets a top score, they're going to Philly for
the World Cup. So if you're soccer fan, you should
come out and hang and try to qualify for this
because there's two tickets up for grabs, the mikel Aboll
Trust Soccer Shootout Challenge with one hundred points of US
I shouldn't do that I'm gonna break these Tonka toys

(01:35:24):
we use for equipment. Uh but yeah, so I'll be
out tomorrow night. Ohio State Maine graduation doesn't announce all
the names, only PhD graduates. No, But to their point,
I don't. I don't think they were being picky. That's
interesting because that school is so goddamn big. It's like
University of Illinois. I had a lot of friends of
what you buy these schools that are so massive, you know,

(01:35:46):
like when I was going to college, like our undergrad
I think it was like five thousand students. But uh, yeah,
these massive schools, they're not going to rattle off, you know,
Frank Thompson. They're going to do something different.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Yeah. They graduate them by is it college? Is that
how they do that? Yeah, that's how they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
I was so thankful that my son, my son graduated
from the College of Engineering or something at Michigan State.
He does cybersecurity and so the computer stuff was all
wrapped up in that. Yeah, they call him by college
and his was like the first or second one. There
were some people sitting there all frigging day waiting for
their kid to go up. So we got off light

(01:36:28):
and my daughter graduated from the College of Music. That's
just like two hundred kids.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Yeah, so it was well, the only reason that was
as long as it was is because there's all these performances,
oh right, yeah, like the jazz band's playing, and then
there's a choral performance, and then they're doing you know,
the graduating students, the guy who's getting his master's in Obo,
you know, that kind of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
But still.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Relative to these other ceremonies, it was real short.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
And much more intimate.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
I mentioned before the Amazon doing the AI uh these
what they're calling these mini podcasts, which are just AI
generated people pretending to talk about a product you might
want to buy and make it sound like a review.
Amazon's also in hot water because a couple of people
who had ordered and earn for their departed grandfather received

(01:37:22):
and earn from Amazon that already contained somebody else's ashes.
Whoops the return policy on earn, say, I don't even
know how this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
How, And they give you the options of buying the
you know, the used ones sometimes discounts well, but.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Those I know that, you know, like anybody can send
anything to Amazon, you know, and a lot of times
you if it's at a certain price point, they they'll
give your money back. You don't even have to return it.
So I don't know how you end up with an earn.
This is in La, you know. And obviously this story
that they covered locally there from one of the news

(01:38:05):
affiliates that I'm sure are quote on your side.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Think of the family.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Who's relative was already in the urn. The story here
about the le we got this thern and it had
already had somebody in it, a grieving family.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
I think someone was maybe playing a prank, like maybe
it wasn't maybe real. Maybe well filled it with cigarette
ashes or something like when you sold the kid a
bag of a regano in high school, just goofing around
like it'd be funny if we sent it with ashes,
wouldn't it be just grab whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
So let's see if they tell us. Because it was
a tiny urn. This is not like a big urn.
This looked like a demi task. It was like a
small urn, you know, for a grieving family. This urn
was supposed to help honor their grandfather's memory. Instead they
say it opened a hard point. The chiron says, morbid
mix up. They just can't help themselves. They cannot help themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
King mystery.

Speaker 11 (01:39:00):
I've never seen human remains myself like that, and I
looked a him, and I don't know what else they
could be.

Speaker 22 (01:39:08):
The family ordered several urns through Amazon after their grandfather
passed away and was cremated, but when they inspected one
of the urns that arrived, they made a gruesome discovery.

Speaker 8 (01:39:18):
Well the urns had ashes in it. And my grandmother
was confused and asked, my mom, was this I already
have ashes? And then did you order pre filled?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
And no, shocked, did you order filled? Yeah, that's what
she did, and we wanted to share it with somebody
else in great price on it orders. I mean, who
provides a pre filled earn service? Would you like the
add on insurance and the add on cremaines? Really lonely

(01:39:48):
because no one in your family has died, Would you
like some cosmetic cremanes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I'm concerned.

Speaker 22 (01:39:54):
The family immediately contacted Amazon customer Service, hoping the company
could help determine where the remains came from and how
they could be reunited with the proper family.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
Amazon wasn't working with us at all. They just wanted them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
What a shock, Hello, this is Amazon Customer service?

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
What's that you say?

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
This is pre filled cremains department. Amazon wasn't working with
us at all. Golly, who could have seen that coming?

Speaker 8 (01:40:25):
Give us a refund and stop right there.

Speaker 22 (01:40:28):
The screenshots of those conversations show a frustrating response. In
one message, a customer service representative told the family, I
understand that you have received a used item. Please allow
me a moment to check the available option for you.
The family responded, it's not just used, it has possible
human remains in them. Another message offered the customer a
nineteen dollars and ninety nine cent promotional credit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
I like how they say.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
The customer service rep they were talking to I said,
you dope, you can keep or get rid of the item,
is what it says. We'll give you, not even a
twenty dollars promotional credit, a nineteen dollars and ninety nine
cent promotional credit. I love it, even the promotional credit.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Like a I just had no idea what to do
with human remains. Like they're like, we but we got
an item that may have human remains in it. We
will gladly offer you a nineteen dollars and ninety nine
cent promotional credit to your account. Feel free to get
rid of the item.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
If all things go well, soon the earth will be
covered in human remains.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Oops, I should not have said that out loud. Oops.
We were only kidding human remains. Someday no human will remain.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
Ha ha, Well shouldn't I take it to like the
police station or something. If there's human remains.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Well, I would think that maybe they would have them.
Maybe they'll tell us here they have them analyze or something. Again,
that cost money, right, this family is probably not going
to go, hey, yeah, we'll pay a one hundred fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
I don't think you can get DNA or anything out
of human remains, can you?

Speaker 8 (01:42:03):
Nobod?

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
I think you could determine if it's like carbon based
or if.

Speaker 22 (01:42:06):
You and told them you can keep or get rid
of the item. The family says they repeatedly tried to
explain this was not a simple return.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
If it's something that's used, yeah you can send it
back and get a new one. And it's not just used.
This could be someone's part of someone's loved one that
they're missing, because we never know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Someone could have an empty urn that they're talking to
thinking that their loved one is there, but they're actually not.

Speaker 22 (01:42:33):
So the family contacted seven on your side, and then
Amazon responded.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Talking to an empty urn. That's so good. I love
that they think it happened like at like the factory level.
They're like, oh, yeah, they took the one off the
shelf that was supposed to go to Bob and it
came to our house. So we have Bob's aunt and
they're just praying to an empty urn. It's wrong with people.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Well, I would like to know how it happened, though,
I am curious about that. I mean, you wouldn't return
and earn that had remains in it unless you didn't
realize that.

Speaker 12 (01:43:10):
That's what I'm thinking. I think someone was like, man,
I don't like this one. I'm gonna put it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
I think that's no. I think that's exactly. I think
that's exactly what happened. I think someone returned and earn
they may have grabbed the wrong thing or whatever and
sent it back to Amazon with crap inside of it,
and Amazon resold it they didn't open it look inside
a under eye suit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
You mean, right, that's got to be what happened, or
like a funeral home or something that maybe was buying them,
buying a dozen of them, and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
And just sent back one that was full of person,
full of person.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Could you imagine if it was I if they did
a little bit of digging and they uncovered this massive
conspiracy of one family in California, blee. The situation wide open,
and chances are with.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
An earn that size, it's probably a pet.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
That's how I was gonna say, or yeah, but I
wasn't assuming that that was the totality of the remains.
I thought maybe like a family was divvying up Grandma.
Also possible, But what part do you get? I got
Grandma's flesh. I recognized her bunyan shavings immediately. I believe

(01:44:23):
this is Nana's pelvic bone. There's a great you know,
she got around a lot later in life. This thing
looks like it was ground down to nothing. There's a
great scene in that show with Oh God, who's that
British comic? I love Matt Matt Barry. No, No, Jimmy Carr, No,
he's got a ton of specials. He was done the
Original Office.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Ricky Gervas. Ricky Gervais on that show he did about
his wife dying and he's continuing on After Life, After
Your Life. Yeah, there's a scene where he dumps a
little bit of his father's remains in a bar and
the guy kicks him out of the pub, and when
he does, he throws the ashes in the guy's face
and he's like, what are you doing man? And he's like,
I just hope that was his Oh yeah, yeah, And

(01:45:04):
it was just it was such a perfect line for what,
you know. Ricky Gervais part of a show so good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
And does this scene before his dad dies where they're
sitting there in adjacent barco loungers and he kind of
has a moment of vulnerability and he goes, I just
love you, dad or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
His dad looks and he goes gay. His dad has
like real dementia. Yeah, and he's really quiet. Yeah, that's
such a touching moment. I love you so much guy.

Speaker 22 (01:45:30):
The company sent us a statement saying, we appreciate ABC
seven for bringing this to our attention, and we've apologized
to the customer. We're looking into this and we'll work
directly with the customer once we have more information.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
They did acknowledge that they kind of to drop the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Colbertson says, Amazon told him the YEARN came through a
third party seller, and they're contacting them to figure out
if this was a return or some type of error.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Third party seller Rob ce L l a R. Turns
out it was just ground doown centerble Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
They now have a team trying to figure out how
to treat the ashes with dignity.

Speaker 8 (01:46:05):
I even told her, we don't want to send them
back to you and be sitting in a warehouse. We
want answers. We want them to return to the family.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Culbertson says.

Speaker 22 (01:46:14):
The company told him they will do that, and they
will also offer training to the employees involved and put
in a procedure in case something like this happens again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Ah, yes, yes, a procedure for the next time someone
gets an urn full of human remains.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
Yeah, we got we got a plan for that. Whatever
you want to hear is what we will tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
No, oh Amazon, Yeah, so they you know, as soon
as you contact the local news affiliate, that's when they will.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Get on the stick.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
I thought they were going to say that when they
contacted Amazon the news station that they offered them a
nineteen dollars like credit to wait, who did no? I
thought that's what was going to happen. Ah from the
news station, they got twenty dollars credit or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
It's no, no, we got it. Jest, it's just not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Whatever. You can't spell return without earn. That's what cotton
Ball says, the great earn return. If so, one of
the chat says, and now we have a ghost. Hilarity ensued,
Yeah right, why not? Oh no, you really can't buy
anything on Amazon. Hey, do you guys have any promotional?

(01:47:31):
You have any Memorial Day half filled earns? Yes, this
one is a customer favorite. I am curious, though, do
you think we'll ever get a follow up to it?

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
Or is it just no?

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Like we never find out if it was human, if
it was pet, if it was well, they're a joke.
The language is very carefully crafted and always gives away
their true intentions.

Speaker 6 (01:47:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
They say, we will continue to work with a family
as soon as we get information. We never got any information.
So you never heard from us again, did you find
any information?

Speaker 11 (01:48:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
No, we didn't say we were going to look for information.
We said as soon as we got information. Nobody sent
us any information, so we consider it case clo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
I just I wonder if like you can buy a
gag urn, you know what I mean, Like maybe they
bought the wrong them. Like I'm on Amazon right now
looking to see if you can buy like a gag
urn that has stuff in it. It feels too week.
It's too weird of a returned item that you got
something like that, doesn't it. It's very strange. That was

(01:48:32):
my only question is how did that happen?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
You know, it had to be aside from it being
like a goofy story, it's if.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
It isn't available to buy that way, it just had
to be a just to mix up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Yeah, a funeral home that had you know, a funeral
home that had a bunch of them, thought they were
all empty, sent them back. They're probably multiple ones that
got sent back. That one happened to have some of
Grandma in it or nothing else. It might not even
been a human cremaine man get No, can always get
what you want, but sometimes you get what I forget.

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Pla all through the month of May for fifteen percent
off at cl E Clothing Company to do with whatever
you see fit. I was wearing my Glow in the
Dark Alien Crossbones hoodie this morning. Rob I was having
another hoodie mended. It's a judio where all the time,
and I don't know why. Maybe it's somehow because of

(01:52:51):
how I sit, but a hoodie that I wear constantly,
A lot of people have seen me in it, and
I wore out the left elbow of the hoodie. I
don't know how, and I kind of janky patched it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
A while back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
I was like, I should really take this somewhere where
they know how to do this. It seems pretty simple.
I don't need anything fancy. I just love the hoodie
it's worn in and you know, the right elbow, for
whatever reason, is perfectly fine. But I wore a hole
in this left elbow. So I said, you know what,
I'm going to find a place right downtown pump some

(01:53:27):
money into the mom and pop economy.

Speaker 15 (01:53:30):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
So I find a little out of the way place
right here downtown. I drop it off before I go
to Columbus for Sonic Temple, and they said, well, probably
ready on Tuesday. I didn't hear from them. So I
check in this morning and then we've got it right here,
and I walk it's not far from here, and I
walk over there and it's I go pick it up

(01:53:51):
and it's in like a plastic bag and the guy goes, well,
it was a simple patch job, so I'm not going
to charge you for it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
I was like, really, I said why, I said, I'm
I'm because when I dropped it off, he's like, yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
Like ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
I said, that's fine, said I just want to get
it done, get professionally done. So I pick it up
and he goes, that was okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Great.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
You know, sometimes I'll insist, but I was like, I listen,
it's your business. If you're gonna hand it to me, fine,
So I walk out and get it back here and
I inspect and I could have done what they did.
So I'm like, okay, well, I got to figure out
someplace else to take it that it's like this thin
like piece of fabric literally sewn on the inside of
the sleep. I'm like, it's fine. I mean, it's technically yes, patch,

(01:54:38):
but I'm like, I you know, I wouldn't charged for
that either.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
Oh may okay, all right, so man, that's why they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
Well that's what I mean. But I'm like some duct table,
but you know what you're doing. I mean, this is
a tailor spot alterations. Anyway, it's not the end of
the world. I'll figure out a place to get it done.
I got to find an old Italian that's what you need. Well,
I this guy seem like that, but I don't think
he was the one doing the work. I think he's
the one run on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
Looking don't be a fave and bring that bring that
the hoodie over here. I'll take care of a hoodie.
Well then fine, I'll show you. I'm gonna take a
piece of fabric colan and I'm gonna I'm gonna cut
it to the right size as a hole. So I
pull it out in the bag and.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Right they put it on the inside and left the
hole like, well, that didn't even really mind.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
I didn't even really mind that because it's it looks fine.
I mean, it's you know, well you can't see it
because it's black, but it but they put it like
it's like literally putting a piece of tape on the
inside of it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Like I know how to sew, you know what I'm saying,
Like I could have done that. I know how to sew.
I wanted somebody that like really knew.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Maybe an elbow is unless you're putting, you know, leather
on a tweed blazer.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
Maybe it's a difficult thing to do. That looks like
you may have been the first customer in that place
because it's a storefront for something else. And they're like,
that's what I'm thinking. They're like, Jesus Christ, now we
got to fix this guy's who had no charge? Uh
what did you do? I don't know, I don't know.
I get out of here. I got a truck backing up,
and I went over to Joanne Fabrics and I bought
a little piece of cloth. They stapled it to the
to the thing and told the guy to go on

(01:56:14):
his way, thanks for coming by. I don't know, I
have never I've never had to fix anything before.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
So again, I I always like to, you know, because
my thought is, when it comes to something like that,
it usually is a shop with some little old lady
who's been doing it for forty years. I got the
impression that that's what they were doing over there. I
think maybe he might have just been the guy round
the shop. Anyway, short story long, I'm gonna have to
figure out something else because I would like something a

(01:56:40):
little bit more sturdy than that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
I'm scrolling through right now. I'm gonna I'm gonna find
you a guy. Uh uh, I see you have your sweatshir.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
I don't even need an Italian guy. I need like
an old Croatian.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Lady who na no, you want an Italian guy, can't
see anymore, can't fix it by stef.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
I need an old lady who was like a like
a field nurse during the Melosovich era or something like that.
When I used to stitch above these, it was like
patching up.

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
I need something like that. I don't know, I don't
know anything about this, uh, this sweatshirt fixing. But I can.
I can cobble you some shoes. All that's what I need.
There's a place called the Italian Cobbler. I mean that
right there. Oh sure that's not a baker. You take them.
It doesn't even matter if you need shoes cobbled. You
go there just based on that name. Yeah, haven't put

(01:57:36):
some new uh new soles on your birken stocks or something.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
I don't know, just something you got you gotta. I
gotta go patronize this place. This cobbler's a real page.
My shoes, Look at look at my shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
There's a place, uh west Lake surrounding areas called Sam's Tailoring.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
That sounds like it's promising. I mean there's probably a
mill in places I could go. I just went to
the place. It's like a quick walk from here, because
I thought, okay, here's a long time downtown establishment. I mean, Maestro.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
It is place.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
Place is full of things getting altered when I want.
How can you go wrong with a place called Maestro.
This guy's making suits by hand. You walk in with
a sweat or get out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Is his name, Bob Cobb. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Oh, I went to a good tailor.

Speaker 12 (01:58:25):
I picked up my item yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:58:28):
Oh God for.

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
You rub his face? Ye, Jess, Well maybe maybe is
it out by you?

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
It's in Lakewood. Well maybe you can refer me. I'll
be in Lakewood. I'll be in Lakewood Friday night at
the truck park for this michelob Ultra thing. My gosh,
I bet she'll do it for you, Jess, you might
have just saved my life.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Well, you know what, Jess, you're not doing anything today.
I'm answering all what goddamn phone calls? So why don't
you take the thing over there and get it fixed?

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
Plot twist it's back up?

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
Oh good wessin's when now you tell?

Speaker 12 (01:58:59):
I'm like two seconds ago and it works.

Speaker 2 (01:59:01):
Are you sure it works? I don't know if it works. Here,
hold on, I'm gonna call it. You tell me if
it's all right? Two one six, five seven eight one
double low seven, gotcha. I'm prepared, all right, See Alan,
We're gonna see if this works. The best tech support
in the country. Yep, ringing.

Speaker 12 (01:59:21):
I can't answer, of course, you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
Hell, I hear you. Hello, I'm not even have it open.
I'm on the air, on the air. Hello, yes, Hello, Hello, Hello, Jess,
the hell are you doing back?

Speaker 10 (01:59:38):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Hello? Hello, hello?

Speaker 7 (01:59:41):
Are you on the air?

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
This is is this cobbler? Is this cobb No?

Speaker 8 (01:59:47):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:59:47):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
Is this the Peach Cobbler Italian shoe fixer? All right?
All right, so clearly that didn't work. Hello, jepetos on
more time. Maybe we could call the newly inducted Radio
Hall of Fame CEO Bob pittban a good word for us.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Now I might have prematurely picked that up. Jess can
try to pick it up. That's okay, she said she
couldn't answer the phone anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:00:09):
So well, usually I have to X out and open
it again. One, double O seven.

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
No, thank you. She's walking you through. Hey, it works.
I hear you. Can you hear me on the phone? Yeah,
Oh my gosh, okay, I'm already done talking to you.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
She's so excited Ron to hear you on the phone.
It works good.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
Now, now for our last giveaway, Jess can take your
calls so you don't have to go bring Alan's sweatshirt
to the cobbler. Saved by the bell as it were. So, yeah,
I hear this.

Speaker 12 (02:00:52):
Now Ron's gonna call.

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
Oh, we haven't heard from Ron. You know what, man,
Ron totally like you replayed that guy over that song
and like he I mean, he's got a pass with
me now, Like that is such a good It was good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
A lot of people were like whether they texted that,
they were like, oh, they guy just saved himself.

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
I mean, that's like one of the best heard things
that like we missed ever, Like it's fantastic. Yeah, Mike,
and Parmi says you should throw some corduroy patches on
the elbows of your sweat sweatch.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Well, that's what I was kind of joking about, is
I'm like, I should just do that, But I was
you know, it's an elbow, you get a bend there.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
You know, it's not straight thing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
So I'm like, I was expecting maybe there was going
to be like a I don't know what I was expecting,
like a spandex thing or something like that. And again,
it certainly does not have to be anything ostentatious or
anything like that, but this is I mean, had he
very fun, had I paid for it and walked out
and looked, that would have been mad.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
So it really does sort of scream like, wow, we
got to do something because this guy dropped this thing off.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
We've never fixed anything in our top very di why
which like a big picture Like I'm all down with that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
But yeah, listen, end of the day.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
I have zero complaints because I didn't pay for it,
but I would just like it to look different.

Speaker 2 (02:02:05):
So you don't want to complain because like what if
it isn't? Like what if it is a storefront for
something I surely don't want to know? Piss that I
want to do that. Hey, is this the guy who
was giving us a hard d No, not me, sir.
Remember that time you dropped off a sweatshirt and walked

(02:02:26):
in doing it? Yeah, too bad. You're never gonna walk
again after that phone thing? Pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
Yeah, we're gonna use your knee caps for patches on
that hoodie.

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
Be a real shame. Something should always still have jests
on the camera. Should be a shame if something should
happen to your feet there.

Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
Do you feel about you us using your patella as
a patch, you son of a bitch?

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
No, good point, Ellen, Your mindless hoodie drivel is riveting. Hey,
thank you appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:58):
Just pick your knees or anything in the lifelt two
minutes it was on camera because I forgot the switch.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
See time, all right, Nope, does her and her according
to Leslie, extracute hair, extra cute Caridona.

Speaker 12 (02:03:09):
Huh, I'm flipping it around for the camera. Well not anymore.

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iHeartRadio app. If you are one of those people, I
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the Fox Island Nature Preserve?

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
I don't think you have.

Speaker 1 (02:03:45):
All Right, well, I'll tell you another time. But Fort
Wayne is unfortunately in the news now for a grandmother
who got laid out and killed in a Tim Horton's
Oh Boy, by this twenty year old worker, the photo
of whom she looks pretty cute, But she's going to
be on the hook for something. She's gonna have to

(02:04:07):
argue self defense. But I don't know that The reaction
was commensurate with this lady. This old lady comes in,
it says. In Fort Wayne, Indiana, a seventy five year
old grandmother, Anita Grayson, walks into the lobby at tim
Horton's Unthos. She wants some tim bits or what it was.
She walks in because she's complaining about her drive through order.

(02:04:32):
So she starts yelling at one of the girls working
the counter. I'm gonna show you some surveillance video here.
Starts yelling at one of the girls working at the counter.
As soon as the twenty year old shift leader, August
Horner walked over, the old lady starts pushing her. Okay,

(02:04:54):
old lady walks in there, she's mad. She starts pushing
the girl working behind the counter. Well, the the girl
goes nuts, lays this lady out. The woman subsequently has
a heart attack as a result and dies in the
tim Horton whoops. So now you have a seventy five
year old grandmother again. Don't go pushing the people working

(02:05:15):
behind the counter, because I understand the inclination to do it,
especially if you're an old lady. She sure as balls
didn't think that this girl was going to go Mortal
Kombat on her. But these people that are working these
kinds of jobs. You're the shift manager to tim Hortons
in Fort Wayne. You are a raw nerve. We've seen

(02:05:35):
it a million times, right, You got to air on
the side of staying alive because these people, a lot
of these people are people are so stressed out in general,
and people of a certain inclination are looking for a
reason to go berserker on people. So here's some of
the surveillance video. Obviously you're not supposed to be pushing anybody,

(02:05:56):
but the way she just unleashes after that.

Speaker 23 (02:06:00):
Wayne police say officers were dispatched to the tim Hortons
on Ice Way just after eight am Wednesday morning.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
For Wade aam bro This lady was dead by eight
point fifteen right.

Speaker 23 (02:06:11):
Investigators describe as an altercation involving a reported battery. According
to police, the elderly woman involved became unresponsive before officers
were able to obtain a statement from her. She was
taken to a hospital, where she was later pronounced okay.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
So she's pushed the guy or the girl, I can't tell.
They have a photo of a girl a split screen
with this old woman, but pushed one of the Then
they're getting in her face.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
She's getting in their face, you know.

Speaker 14 (02:06:40):
Dead.

Speaker 23 (02:06:41):
Family members have identified the woman online as seventy five
year old Anita Graci.

Speaker 1 (02:06:46):
So then she punches the person in the face right
or takes a swing.

Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
Out this weekend circulating on face.

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
Then it becomes the windmill arms, like when girls are
fighting and they're trying to pull that weave.

Speaker 23 (02:06:58):
From an account appearing to belong to Grayson's daughter, the
footage appears to show a verbal confrontation between Grayson and
an employee behind the counter, before that employee comes around
the counter and repeatedly strikes Grayson, knocking her to the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:07:15):
That video has then two more people come out. It
looks like they're like gang ganging up on her.

Speaker 23 (02:07:19):
Away now been shared more than a thousand times, with
hundreds of comments, sparking outrage and calls for answers from
the community.

Speaker 1 (02:07:27):
I mean they're gonna shut that friggin Tim Horton's down.

Speaker 2 (02:07:30):
I mean you would, I would assised.

Speaker 8 (02:07:31):
I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
First of all, if you're an old lady, you're not
supposed to be pushing people, obviously, But I just don't
know why you would go ham on an old lady.
Old people are getting mad in retail workers all the time.
I mean, that just looks like someone just snapped, That's
what I'm saying, Like you just started your shift. You're
that mad at eight am? Because it's now there. I'm

(02:07:55):
sure somebody maybe there's a backstory, Maybe this lady is
there all the time and complaining all the time. But
the bottom line is man to knock this lady down
on her ass. She's seventy five, so she's like turtled
right there. Right. Old people swing because they don't think
you're going to swing back because you're not supposed to
swing back. You're not supposed to punch an old lady.

(02:08:15):
So yeah, this whole thing is on a hand there
at this So she's dead. The grandma's dead.

Speaker 2 (02:08:23):
I mean I know where she can find a slightly
used urn of family and probably help out a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Yeah, the costs yes, as timely as today's headlines. I
think that that's very helpful wmms Rob for all of
your pre filled Cremaine's needs.

Speaker 2 (02:08:39):
Thank you, Allen.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
Give credit where credit is due.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Yeah, I think that that clearly the employee that started
swinging on her once the woman was down that that
could have been enough, right, and then the others came
out and she still kept going.

Speaker 6 (02:08:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
I mean, we've all been treated to no shortage of
videos of like employees fighting each other, or you know,
if somebody jumps over the counter and starts fighting, that's
a whole other thing. An old lady walks in and
starts first poking you in the sternum and then okay,
takes a swing at you. It would not be difficult
to subdue a seventy five year old woman. But now

(02:09:19):
some people they somebody that is well, and they don't,
you know, obviously they're not thinking properly. They might they
might think they're like, hey, this is all self defense,
nothing's going to happen to me. But it's like, yeah,
but when she's down on the ground and then has
a heart attack, or let's say, even if that didn't happen,
she hits her head, and you know, then you're on

(02:09:42):
the hook for a dead old lady.

Speaker 2 (02:09:43):
I'm the first one to say, f around and find out, right, like,
play stupid games, win stupid prizes, all the things you
could possibly say, but that that's that's over the top. Well,
I'm just saying, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
If it's apples to apples, right, Becau's nothing I love
more than watching two waffle house workers square up, you know,
after a long, hot shift over the grill. Sure, but
an old lady comes in, so I'm But also.

Speaker 2 (02:10:09):
At the same time, just because you're old doesn't give
you a pass to do stupid things. You're still But again,
I'm not saying you got to beat the pissy somebody either.
It's all relative.

Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
I mean, nobody's supposed to be walking in touching anybody
who's working behind the counter.

Speaker 2 (02:10:21):
But you know, and that's what I mean by the
play stupid games, this one, this will this person clearly
just took it way too far, like she lost it,
just lost it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
As soon as they come out with swinging them windmill arms. Yeah,
like I was doing in the eighth grade, trying to
you know, because I didn't know how to fight, and
I was getting beat up all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
But then you see the person on the ground and
she's still swinging like, you know, yeah, stop enough.

Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
They're like kicking her purse out of the way like
it had a gun, and and they're like she's had enough.
She's down she's dead her up. Yeah, it's over the
car show one it.

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Speaker 15 (02:11:07):
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Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
I got another thousand dollars for you here in about
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that's right around six ten six forty is going to

(02:11:47):
be your first pitch. They are on the back half
of this four game series against the Tigers in Detroit.
Guardians take the first two games. They have had very
different four than you are Cleveland the Cavaliers, but they're
only one game in. So the Cavs will be back
on the floor at the Garden tomorrow night. Luckigfar Redebs

(02:12:10):
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Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
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Speaker 15 (02:12:40):
In in with dah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
So, yeah, tomorrow and Friday have those.

Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
Tickets for you. Let's see here, baby, what I'm proud,
what I'm what, I'm growing? Yoh yeah, so you should
never hit a hole?

Speaker 15 (02:13:00):
But how old is too old? Just so I know,
just to like mark it down, just so I know.
One time I did punch like a sixty year old
dude in the face. He had to be like at
least sixty. He grabbed my girlfriend's ass of the time
twice at the bar.

Speaker 2 (02:13:16):
I told him to stop.

Speaker 15 (02:13:17):
One the second time enough, all right, keep on smoking baby.

Speaker 2 (02:13:20):
Hmm yeah, what's that hey?

Speaker 13 (02:13:21):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:13:24):
Grabbing my girlfriend's ass and grabbing ass. Yeah, you're gonna
get punched. I think that's that's still young enough that
you're gonna get smacked.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
Alan.

Speaker 1 (02:13:35):
I work in long term care and they should have
given up when the lady like, you know, belly up
like a turtle, but she goes. I've seen a lot
of staff get hurt by elderly patients, broken noses, eye sockets, arms,
dislocated knee concussions. Old doesn't equal not strong or not danger. Yeah,

(02:13:58):
but that also, I'll take your word for it, but
I feel like that's something that like if they didn't
see it coming, I mean, how are you not going
to duck an old person? They might not, they're definitely
not fast. You know, they might have some old person strength,
but how are you getting those all seem like something
where like you got sucker punched by an old lady

(02:14:18):
with dementia or something. Yeah, and how are you not
going to fight off an old lady?

Speaker 2 (02:14:23):
You get like some of those superpower strengths too in
those situations, like when they're super mad. I forget what
they call it. Twilight dementia?

Speaker 13 (02:14:31):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (02:14:31):
Like that happens. I think it happens at nighttime, like
people will start to like really flip out and you
can't do anything. I mean, yeah, these strong people are saying,
that's not what we're talking about at all. I mean,
at least that's not what I meant. Look, I understand
no matter what it hurts to get punched. I'm not
saying old people get a pass. I'm just saying, once
you've taken care of said old person, stop beating the

(02:14:55):
crap out of that person once they're on the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
Yeah, I'm just saying the response should be commend for
it with. I think everybody's like, I gotta knit this
in the bud, So I'm going to go nuclear and
dominate the situation. But what you end up with is
you've killed a seventy five year old old dead seventy
five year old woman. Yeah, congrats, and now the family
is going to be going full tilt boogie. Tim Horton's

(02:15:17):
got deep pockets and that's a Canadian company.

Speaker 4 (02:15:20):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
Hey, you're gonna get your settlement in lunars and tuners.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
Oh no, whatever did you say happened there? The exchange
rates terrible? Oh no, you killed a lady?

Speaker 15 (02:15:32):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (02:15:32):
Oh kill allow that? What do you mean doing? No,
that's not good. We'll give you four million dollars in
tim bits. How do you feel about that? You have
her free donuts for Oh? For that's not gonna work
for Tim bits are delicious.

Speaker 6 (02:15:47):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (02:15:48):
What is that there?

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
The little donut holes at Tim Horton's. Oh, like the
munchkins at Young Yeah, so good. These different names for
the same thing. There's no such thing as a donut hole.
No one's punching a hole in a donut. It's a
little around balls.

Speaker 12 (02:16:00):
I think that tim bits have like cream inside or something, right.

Speaker 2 (02:16:03):
Some might, well, some munchkins do too, well, the same thing. Also, the.

Speaker 1 (02:16:08):
Cinnabon holes at Taco Bell they got the gou in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Well,
but they're different companies. You gotta call them different things.

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
No, I get it. I'm just saying it's all the
same yeah thing, right, Yeah, it's like I guess that's
like saying every donuts the same, which it isn't. People
will argue that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
That's not well, but it's also part of Canadian pride too, right.
I'm not a coffee drinker beyond espresso, but people love
Tim's coffee too, So it's like, you know, the further,
I don't know how far south Tim Hortons go. They're
up here obviously, Yeah. I saw a couple in Columbus,
but I don't think they're south of the Mason Dixon Line. Obviously,
they're every ten feet once you go into Canada. But

(02:16:48):
tim Horton's store locator, yeah crime tim Horton's. Oh, let's
see how far south they go away. Yeah, they planned
my road trip by Tim Horton's look, and Timmy's made
me a cortado is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
Well, it's delicious, one of my favorites. Hey, you he
died in a car crash.

Speaker 1 (02:17:08):
Remember Wendy's I think North of the Border merged with
tim Hortons for a minute, but yeah, Tim Horton died
in a car crash.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
Yeah, before that, he was in there. He was playing Hockeyah,
just show me all the stores, dude, I don't care,
and need to put it in my location. He got
some high sticking, I get it.

Speaker 7 (02:17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
He played for the Maple Leaves for a long time,
played for the Penguins too. And I only know that
because of Wayne's world, Because of Wayne's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:40):
World that Yeah, there's that scene of them in tim
Horton's when they showed like the hockey player and all
that stuff. In the beginning of the movie, I knew nothing.
I'd never even heard of Tim Horton's until I saw
Wayne's World. Oh really yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
Okay, well because they were a zero they were at
Makdah's in Wayne's World.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
Oh they were because it was set in Aurora, Illinois.

Speaker 16 (02:18:00):
His word?

Speaker 1 (02:18:00):
Wait, which is there's me confusing the two? Yes, no,
Makita's is where Ed O'Neil was that diner or whatever?

Speaker 8 (02:18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:18:08):
Yeah, I can.

Speaker 1 (02:18:09):
Stan Kita played with black Hawk legend? What not, Tim Harton,
you're thinking to Stan Mkita, Oh black hawk, black Hawk legend, Rob, Well,
I've heard he's a legend, sure, but mighty black Hawks
black the Mighty Blackhawks. Here come the Hawks. He was
a pride of Slovakia.

Speaker 2 (02:18:28):
Okay, I got it wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:18:29):
Heh.

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
So he went to the wrong store, not at Tim Worton's.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32):
If you were in Chicago and somebody offered you stand bits,
you wanted nothing to do with that, it's going to
be Rocky Mountain Oysters. Well you say his name three
times and he shows up, Rob Hey, Ron, Actually you
say his name once and he shows up? Yeah, a

(02:18:52):
candy man or beetlejuice?

Speaker 2 (02:18:54):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (02:18:55):
Ron?

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
I was just going to say kudos to.

Speaker 16 (02:19:01):
I was not made aware that I had a monotone voice.
Until Rob did that impression of me, and I had
a good already laugh about it.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
No one has ever meant that to you before, Ron,
being cheeky with us right now. I mean, nobody ever
told me that I only spoke one way. Nobody has
ever said that.

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
You also.

Speaker 1 (02:19:23):
We feel comfortable in mentioning that because you also don't
feel like a guy who cares.

Speaker 2 (02:19:28):
No, that's not going to change your life. Good for you.
You've lived your life and and you are who you are.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
You're Ron from Corning, New York.

Speaker 2 (02:19:39):
That's right, and you will get free passes forever based
on pointing out that crying guy in that song. Dude,
that that that gives you a free pass.

Speaker 8 (02:19:47):
Now, I will take that. I was glad you guys
enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (02:19:52):
That's perfect. Don't abuse it.

Speaker 2 (02:19:56):
Go so far.

Speaker 16 (02:19:58):
Well you say that, but now I have one of
my dranged thoughts.

Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
Yes, we've created a monster. I hope you're happy, all right,
go ahead.

Speaker 16 (02:20:09):
Yes, I thought it would be incredibly funny to hear
somebody with a thick Scottish accent pronounced the car name
Ford Focus.

Speaker 1 (02:20:20):
Yes, although I will not be doing that impression, Ron,
but I take your point, thank you. There's ron in Corning,
New York. You know, had we had he not saved
his own bacon rob with that, with that, you know,
cry bit, with the black label society, he would have

(02:20:42):
ended up going on hiatus. I would have put him
on a hiatus, and then he would have had to
have called in and pretended to be other people.

Speaker 2 (02:20:50):
He would have been like, you know, this is Ronald
from Elmira.

Speaker 15 (02:20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:20:55):
No, no, this guy's sounds like New York, awfully for familiar.

Speaker 2 (02:21:00):
No, no, this is Ted from Tusco Lusa.

Speaker 8 (02:21:04):
Oh, this is Frank from Fond de lac.

Speaker 1 (02:21:07):
Oh hey, Frank, speaking of fighting, speaking of punching, speaking
of pugilism and fisticuffs.

Speaker 2 (02:21:14):
You know who Tyson Fury is?

Speaker 1 (02:21:16):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (02:21:16):
Do?

Speaker 2 (02:21:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:21:18):
I had heard the name. I thought he was an
MMA guy. Is he just a straight ahead boxer?

Speaker 8 (02:21:22):
SiO?

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
Okay, Tyson Fury, purveyor of the Sweet Science. People are losing.
They got damn mind over his teenage daughter's wedding. Have
you seen any of these photos? No, Tyson Fury, Now
I always forget, you know, I kind of I think
there's a lot of money to be made in boxing
and stuff. But I always forget just how much money

(02:21:44):
some of these boxers are making. Tyson Fury's family has
quote mixed feelings over the fact that he spent seven
million dollars for his sixteen year old daughter's wedding.

Speaker 2 (02:21:59):
Uh oh, that's problematic.

Speaker 1 (02:22:01):
Now she married another boxer. I don't know if this
is an arranged thing or what, but his sixteen year
old daughter married an eighteen year old boxer. His sixteen
year old daughter, Venezuela Venezuela Fury. Jesus Christ, what's going
on with people? I assume Tyson Fury was a made

(02:22:23):
up name that can't possibly be his real name, is it?

Speaker 6 (02:22:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:22:27):
I think it is, Yeah, Tyson Fury. Yeah, what is
that Croatian or something? He's British, Tyson Luke Fury. Good
for him, that's amazing. Yeah, you can got two choices
of what he can be. Fighter is a good one. Yeah,
what's the one firefighter?

Speaker 2 (02:22:43):
I was just thinking two things could be three ad R.

Speaker 1 (02:22:46):
It's Tyson Furry. Nike Mefather is a wombat. Tyson Fury
Is sixteen year old daughter gifted them seven million dollars
in wedding gifts, including a gypsy caravan. I don't even

(02:23:08):
think that's the preferred nomenclature anymore. Furthermore, I don't know
what the hell that is that. Yeah, you do, a
gypsy caravan.

Speaker 2 (02:23:16):
Yeah, it's those uh, those like cart things they hadn't
oh you didn't watch Peaky Blinders. They have like the
caravans that they like would be pulled by like a
horse and carriage type of thing, and it's full of stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
Oh yeah, a gypsy caravan, Okay, a romani wagon, horse
drawn living vehicle. Yeah, how is that millions of dollars?

Speaker 2 (02:23:38):
Depends on what it's filled with. Ah, you fill it
with diamonds and jewels, Okay. Now within seven million dollars
in cash is full of full of doamends and juice.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
His sixteen year old daughter, Venezuela, a forty thousand dollars
honeymoon in the Caribbean. Some family members thought it was
a lot of money for a young couple, But it's
up to Tyson and Paris. Tyson Fury's wife, her name
is so Tyson Fury, Paris Fury, Venezuela Fury. Well, they

(02:24:16):
just they were just spinning a globe and dropping an
index finger.

Speaker 2 (02:24:20):
Cousin Cleveland Fury.

Speaker 1 (02:24:22):
Yeah, now that would have been a good name for
the soccer.

Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
Team, Cleveland Fury. That's pretty good.

Speaker 13 (02:24:28):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
Daylight and a dollar short.

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
The thirty seven year old boxer said, they want to
help the newlyweds kick start their life. Yeah, I bet,
but she's sixteen. His new son in law is eighteen
years old. They spent fifty four thousand dollars on her
dress alone. Oh good, and they're all done up for
the day, right, So she looks lovely even though she's sixteen. Sixteen.

(02:24:55):
There were ten thousand blue hydranges and the cake was huge.

Speaker 12 (02:25:00):
Sixteen.

Speaker 1 (02:25:02):
I mean, you know her husband, I guess a fellow fighter.
I don't know if this is someone in Tyson Fury's
mentorship or what. I don't know, but I spend seven
million dollars only teenage was marriage marriage mawag mawage. So yeah,

(02:25:27):
it's but I guess people in his own family are like, yeah,
it feels like a lot of money, but your money, yeah,
of course.

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
And again they make so goddamn much money in those fights.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
They must just to hop in the ring man, just
to spend seven million on your daughter's wedding that's not
like you're not buying property or you're not. But you know, man, mawage, mawage,
we are. Who is that Peter Cook? Yeah, the late
great Peter Cook. I bet I can find that hold

(02:25:57):
on marriage.

Speaker 3 (02:26:02):
Marriage is what wins us together today. Marriage, that messy
arrangement that dlam within oddly, that no proud.

Speaker 4 (02:26:22):
The.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
True Wow well five.

Speaker 1 (02:26:30):
Five it's Christopher Guest, the five Fingered Man. Yeah, and
the Princess Bride. That's a movie I think holds up.

Speaker 2 (02:26:38):
It sure does.

Speaker 1 (02:26:38):
There's a lot of movies that you might have liked
as a younger person, and you try to show your kids.
I remember years ago my older kids were younger. I
was never a big I don't have that u gooey
affection for the never ending story a lot of other
Gen xers do. And I was showing it to them.
I was like, well, this thing's terrible, this thing doesn't
hold up at all. Hate They hated it, and you know,

(02:26:59):
it's not great, not great, but Princess Bride.

Speaker 2 (02:27:02):
It is probably less than ten years ago that I
realized that that was Robin Wright. Who do you think
it was? I don't know. I really never associated it
with being her, and then I was watching what was
the President's show she did with Kevin Spacey, House of Car,
House of Cards. I was watching that and I'm like,
oh my god, Yeah, it's Robin Wright. Yeah, the former

(02:27:25):
missus Shawn Lee Penn uh huh, a beautiful, beautiful woman Gode. Yeah,
I'm Peter Cook in that scene. Of course, he's been
dead for quite some time now, but he was. He
was a legend in British comedy with Dudley Moore, who
I also love Dudley Moore. For people who are keeping score,
take my hand, Arthur. But now it is you with one.

Speaker 5 (02:27:49):
Eighty Aran Cox Show on one WMMS. Just call the
Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 12 (02:27:56):
It's for living out radio workplace fantasies. If I have to,
that's you. It's clear you don't deserve it.

Speaker 6 (02:28:01):
Two six seven eight one double oh seven or one eight.

Speaker 5 (02:28:05):
Three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (02:28:42):
Devotion to accuracy.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
By the way, we were talking about the Princess Bride,
I referred to Christopher Guest as the five fingered man.

Speaker 2 (02:28:50):
He at least six. I didn't even catch that. I
didn't either.

Speaker 1 (02:28:53):
Somebody texted six fingered man and I didn't think I said,
I didn't think I said five fingered man, but maybe
I did. I'm assuming what that text is referring to Tyson.
Fury's dad named him after Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
The guy's thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (02:29:09):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Wow, at least that's what they've said in the press.
All right, and his family was named after Nick Fury.
I assume yes, from the Marvel Comics universe.

Speaker 2 (02:29:21):
Yeah, that's why Tyson wears an eye patch.

Speaker 1 (02:29:25):
It's just me Oi Page, Marwage Mawage. Hey, if you
ever make that trip, you've seen them. It's well known
in the Buckeye State or people traveling through. You're on
seventy one between Columbus and Cincinnati. Have you been down there?
Have you seen the Hell is Real signs?

Speaker 6 (02:29:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
All right, these are like famous signs down there, just giant.
They've been there for it says Hell is real.

Speaker 12 (02:29:50):
I saw those last weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:29:52):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (02:29:53):
Yeah, where were you headed?

Speaker 13 (02:29:54):
You were down to?

Speaker 1 (02:29:55):
I went to Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Okay, Yeah, the Hell is
Real signs are down there and very famous. Of course
Hell is not real, but Hell, Michigan is very real.
People might have heard that as well. It's a city
called Hell, Michigan, a little bit north of ann Arbor,
and the whole town is for sale. The whole town

(02:30:17):
and everything in it is for sale. You know, Michigan
has I guess every state has a handful of smaller
towns that they're kind of known for little tourist attractions.
If you ever go up to Frankenmuth, Michigan. That's a
city where it's Christmas three hundred and sixty five days
a year. That's their tourist attraction. Is franke and Mouth, Hell,
their tourists attract. You know, they have dresses in red

(02:30:39):
and they have to do something with it. And the
whole town it's not huge, but it's for sale for
six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars, seven acres, a
couple of commercial buildings. It's an unincorporated town, right, I mean,
it's not like they have a mayor and things like that,
but there's a couple of structures there or real life

(02:31:00):
Shit's creek. That's what I'm saying. That's what you're saying.
We're both saying. Really, that's what we're saying.

Speaker 15 (02:31:07):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:31:09):
And so if you have a little over a half
a million dollars six twenty five to be exact, you
could perhaps be the proud owner of Hell, Michigan, which
is in direct contrast to the biblical location real.

Speaker 2 (02:31:28):
And you know, who knows how many acres.

Speaker 1 (02:31:35):
Six or seven six seven? It says seven acres? Yes,
in Hell, Michigan.

Speaker 2 (02:31:41):
It's still not bad. Six hundred and twenty five thousand,
that's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (02:31:44):
I know it's an hour flight from Cleveland, Rob, we could.

Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
Be there in an hour. How far is it from
ann Aba?

Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
It's like thirty minutes. Perfect, you get out of the dodge.
You got your own little town. Then. Yeah, the tulips
are blooming in Holland, Michigan. So they've got their tulips.
You know, Traverse City has their cherries. They used to
have the big film festival up there, but no longer.

(02:32:13):
COVID kind of killed that. But of course the Travers
City Cherry Festival notable this year for David Lee Roth
being their headliner this year. You excited Dave for the cherry. Wow,
he didn't even wait for me to came out. This
guy loves cherries, loves popping them, he loves eating them. Yeah, who,

(02:32:36):
you don't care? Good God, Dade. Who okay, bro, deep breaths, man,
I hope you're not lying about loving those times.

Speaker 2 (02:32:49):
Let's see what you did. I'm all gonna tell you
what lies?

Speaker 5 (02:32:55):
He call me?

Speaker 2 (02:32:55):
Baby? You can't ever accuse the guy of Lyon. You
know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (02:33:04):
How are you getting from one side of Traverse City
to the next?

Speaker 14 (02:33:07):
Run?

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:33:10):
Now, I don't believe that, and you must be lying?
Whoa god? Wow, he's calling you, babe.

Speaker 1 (02:33:19):
He's on one today boy. Anyway, Travers City, Michigan. How
about a little bit of a lighter touch, Dave. There
you go, that's him being johunty. Yeah, Hell, Michigan. You
got six hundred and twenty five. It's right there in
Putnam County up near Pinkney, and it's a multi parcel

(02:33:45):
property any ice cream shop as Hell ice card.

Speaker 24 (02:33:50):
The multi parcel property that spans a little more than
seven acres is selling for six hundred and twenty five
thousand dollars. With it comes several businesses, including a Scream
the ice cream Shop, Hol's Chapel of Love and Damnation University.
It also has a tradition of awarding someone the mayor
of Hell may.

Speaker 6 (02:34:12):
Now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch of Hunts,
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 16 (02:34:19):
Get at it.

Speaker 14 (02:34:21):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:34:41):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you.

Speaker 25 (02:34:48):
And well all narratives. Remember ovidios paid. And when you
watch that TV screen, remember it works both ways. You
disappear in a wink unless you can double think, you'll

(02:35:10):
vanish into the blue.

Speaker 14 (02:35:13):
Big Brother is watching you.