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Speaker 10 (01:03):
Okay, what's going on? Gang hither Welcome, greetings, all the
thanks for being here. My name is Alan Cox. Rob
Anthony's right over there.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
What's up? Man? Jess is back in studio. G HI,
very exciting.

Speaker 10 (01:21):
I've got my beverage off to the side, Rob, I've
got my mid show uncrustable thawing right right out of
my freezer. In addition to all of the other things
that I do to prepare for the program. I have
to do these little things as well, especially coming off
a big hot holiday weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh steaming what steaming hot? I was outside for three
days straight. The weather was gorgeous, a lot of rain though.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 10 (01:51):
Oh, I don't know. I mean it was just one day, right, Yeah,
I was mowing one day. There were parts.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Where it was really really sunny, and then it felt
like most of the time not so much. Where are
you on camera? Oh, I'm I was on I focus,
focus my attention.

Speaker 10 (02:12):
You look different. Are you wearing a different hat? Are
those different glasses? I shaved your shaved?

Speaker 11 (02:20):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I shaved the beard? Oh? Yeah, I knew it was
something I like to do.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I gotta. I got a haircut. And then I'm like,
you know, the beard's long, and it gets itchy. I
get those like a little band of stuff, and I'm like,
I gotta, I gotta get rid of it. So I
just shaved it off.

Speaker 10 (02:37):
Oh I thought you met like a little bumps. Like
a lot of times people start to get ingrown hair. Oh,
I get those on my net things on your neck. Okay,
So are you sitting at a place getting a haircut
and you say you know what, I'll pay you two
bits if you give me a shave and a haircut.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, oh, I got the haircut. I think we ended
up getting our haircut the same day on Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I went early in the morning and then I was
just I was I was cleaning up, was getting ready
to shower.

Speaker 12 (03:02):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
We went to the movie, so I was getting ready
to shower for that. I'm like, you know what, I'm
shaving this off. I just I'm tired of it. I
took it off.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now, how long had it been since you had had
shaved last time? Boy, I don't remember. You're talking down
to his skin, right, not stubble. Yeah, I mean this
was down. Yeah, it's all the way. Sometimes I'll just
keep it down to stubble, but then I'll shave a
couple of times a week.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, No, I mean I used a one clipper on it.
It's as close to bare skin as you can get. Oh,
you don't use a razor razer? No, No, not this time.
Not I have, and I may. But I this was
just taking the beard off, and the beard was pretty
long at that point. I think it's been at least
guessing probably like ten years. Since it's ten years. You

(03:43):
haven't done this in ten years? Probably not Wow, not
to that level. Like I cut it short, but not
this short.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, you are thinner now, so that probably gave you
a bit more confidence to do it.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
That's why I did it. I was like, you know what,
taking it off when you're fat, it doesn't look good.
I don't look good with facial hair, like a face
is fat.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You look like a baby. You don't want that.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
And now you know I'm I'm thin, on the thinner
side of what I normally am, which I like.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
So I'm like, you know what, you do that all
on your own though? Yeah, what's that the beard? No,
they're getting all thin? No? What? Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Alan, please allow me to tell you my good friends
at mentality. Hell oh oh, I could talk for hours
about everything I've done for.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So I mean, listen, the proof is right there on camera.
Nearly sixty pounds at this point, night nurse. Really yeah, wow,
that's so joke, no joke. I was at the highest
i've I've ever been in my life. Rob was three
twenty two.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I was three twenty two. No, I was uh for me,
it was enormous. I was too forty something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, that's that's not a tiny boy. No, and I'm
hovering right around one ninety. Now good for you, yeah one, Jess,
can you believe this?

Speaker 10 (04:54):
It's been ten years since Rob our Low Robbie has
shaved his face and we happen to be here for it.
You know, people talk about their blood moons and their
comments and these things that don't happen with any regular frequency.
You know, they go, oh, there's going to be a
meteor shower tonight. Crane your next sky word on one

(05:16):
of those dummies. It does that stand out in my
backyard at three in the morning, and here rob comes
through with his once a decayed face shave.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
So are you gonna like grow it back? I hate
you so much?

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Well, you know, Jess, you don't have to the beauty
of you know, as you know, hair growth is all
you have to do to grow it is not do
anything to prohibitize.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I to be honest with you, I kind of agree
with the sentiments of looking. It makes me look a
lot younger without all the white, so I may I
don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do yet,
I know that I'm not gonna die it ever again,
that was briefly on the show. I don't think she
was here yet. No, I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm not here for anything. Just it feels like you've
been here for fifty years.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
You're here for the tenth anniversary of Rob shaving his face, right,
you can't say you're not here.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
But it's not an honor for you and I. It's
just we.

Speaker 13 (06:14):
Get to SI, get a witness, we get to sit
in all.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I'll post a photo on my Instagram to share.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
What do you need to see? Looks the exact same? Hi, Hi,
stay over there, stay there.

Speaker 10 (06:30):
We should put a TikTok filter on you for the
whole show. Make you look like Lord Farquhar.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I can let's see, I got my I gotta I
got a piece of paper here and just hold it.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yep, you can do that face the entire Yeah, there
you go. I got a paper bag with some like
I holds cut out of it for.

Speaker 10 (06:46):
You, like the unknown comic. Good for you people who
go that far back. All right, well, listen, mazel top.
I think it's whatever you decide to do, it's a
big move.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
We thank you.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
That was the haircut. Did you share you were in
ahead did same thing, and I trimmed the top, shave
the sides.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I just went a little shorter on the sides than
I normally do because we're sneaking up on summer, so
I went to a one instead of a two. Gotcha
that That began the process of maybe I'll get rid
of this old, old man beard I've got going.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
M h, what are you laughing at back there? You
don't have the guy lean you back with the straight
razor and the hot tolle I have done that. I didn't.
I didn't do it this time. You get a barbershop
over here in the arcade, don't they where they do it? Yeah?
What are you laughing about? The thing? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
You guy?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
She really is on the tenth anniversary of Rob's shaving
the just cackling it up.

Speaker 14 (07:38):
Rob.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
This is day one, thank god, of a short week,
and I'm already, I mean, I am already on the
bottom of that tank.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
She started it with the what can you grow a back? Comment?
You know why, you know, you know why that is
shut up.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
You didn't realize how much of Jess your beard absorbed, right, Yeah,
it was a filter, right, and now you've got a
shorn face and it's just hitting the surface. Yeah, those waves,
there's no there's no barrier whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's okay. I'll take all you got, Chess, I'll take
it all over here. Your haircut looks so nice. Alan.

Speaker 10 (08:19):
Everybody's telling me that my girl cut it a little
short that I anticipated. She didn't blow dry it, so
you know, when it's wetter, it's heavier. And so when
I left, it looked a little longer than dry, and
I was like, whoa, I like it. I'll grow it back.
It's fine, it's fine. I'm not trying to impress people.
I gotta like my hair.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well, that one back there kissing your ass, Rob, you
look like crap hair. She's not alone. Everybody's like, it
looks good. It does look great. That's why I know, Rob,
I always look great links my hair. Is we talking
about buttering up? He already knows. She knows, I know,
we all know.

Speaker 10 (08:54):
And so wait, I guess so much to ask you
because he's a little throwaway comment you made there.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
But I'm not have to go to a break me
or her.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
You me?

Speaker 10 (09:02):
Yeah, it's got showers to go to the movies, are you?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was out Danny YadA Is covering chopping down a
couple of maple trees. I was weed walking, dude, I
was covered car.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Show on one.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
Of course, he stays calm when someone steals his stuff from.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
The company fridge.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
He needs that energy for when he pops in their
gas tank. Ellen Cox on one hundred point seven w.

Speaker 15 (09:39):
MMS does this show up? And we do eighties weekends?

Speaker 16 (09:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
You do this week? I got a bunch of police in.
I don't know if this one's in.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
This is probably my favorite police song.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
That hard and he's incredible solo there.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Andy Summers easily one of the more underrated guitarists in
rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But Rob Tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
After a twenty five year hiatus, Stuart Copeland is back
on the show No Way. I could not be happier. Well,
because I was booking him and the guy goes, hey,
I'm not sure how this came to you, but he's
he's only doing cities where he's touring, and he goes,

(10:39):
do you have people in like Dallas and Pittsburgh. I go, yeah, yeah,
I got people in all those cities. I go, but
you guys know he's doing the Kent stage in July, right,
did they not know I don't know what they knew,
but the guy was like, hey, are you hurt in
like Pittsburgh. I go, yeah, yeah, I said, We've got
people all over North America on the app. I said,
but the reason I want to have him is because

(11:01):
he's at the Kent Stage on July twenty fourth, and
because if the information is correct, I mean I think
it's a spoken word to a book.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, and you want to have him on because he's
Stuart effing Copeland.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
Yeah, yes, of course he's like my Mount Rushmore of drummers, yo,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
So yeah, anyway, Stuart Coler is that guitar solo.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
This was never a single, by the way, Nope, it
was I think radio stations just kind of started playing
it when Ziniata Mandata came out, and that would have
been seventy nine. When did that come out? Late seventies maybe? Anyway, Yeah,
so Stuart couple. If all goes well tomorrow, Stuart Copland
back on the show. But he literally has not been.

(11:47):
I haven't talked to him in twenty five years, but
he will be doing the Kent stage on July the
twenty fourth. How about those Cleveland Cavaliers, Oh boy, now
I would I would have.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Been shocked had they won.

Speaker 17 (12:05):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
And if they had that would have just kept them
on life support against the Knicks.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, but to get blown out.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Like that thirty seven points on their home floor, yeah,
not great.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
So what is the conventional wisdom that these guys were, like,
what are we going to bust our asses for?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And we're on our way out the door anyway, That's
what ESPN kind of seemed to think they were talking about.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
It the low hanging fruit. But I admittedly I did
not watch any of the game. Knicks go back to
the finals for the first time in twenty seven years.
Do you see Tracy was here, Tracy Organ Now, I
saw Spike Lee Lee and Timmothy's Schallo May and Taylor Swift.
She was here Game three whatever that was Saturday, Saturday.

(12:48):
She sat courtside with Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
And then last night they had Yes, Spike Lee was
here and Timothy Challo May and whatever. Jenner he's porking Kylie, Kylie. Yeah.
Well it's funny that, you know.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Yeah, it's funny the Cleveland goings on social media accounts
that were posting photos of like, hey, Spike Lee's here
and blah blah blahs, and Knicks are in town and
big fans.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
There were all these people that were like, who cares,
I'm like you they do. Yeah, yeah, it's nobody like
that walking around Cleveland. You don't even have Lebron here anymore, right, So.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
Yeah, it was a hot take for people to get
mad that they were like, oh, Spike Lee is in town. Well, yeah,
the USA today called the Cavaliers lifeless, the Knicks sweet,
the lifeless Cavaliers first time in twenty seven years. Mike Brown,
by the way, the coach of the Knickerbockers, former Cavaliers coach.

(13:48):
I forgot all about that until I was kind of
reading one of the deep dives on what was going on.
He replaced a guy named Tom Thibodeau who had been
with the Knicks for a minute. But we had him
on the Bulls back in the day and he was
on fire. He won like Rookie Coach of the Year,
and he was setting all these records at the Bulls
And you know, so I like Tom Tibodaux a lot,
and Mike Brown replaced him there in New York. But yeah,

(14:12):
I didn't watch any of the game, but I would
google the goings on, and it just looked worse and
worse and worse as the game went on.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
For sure, in the second in the second quarter ESPN,
the commentators started talking about it, and they're like, they're
not even running back on plays, like they're they're jogging
in a like it was. There was definitely a consensus
that they were just done. But I mean, again, I
can't speak to that. I don't know what was going

(14:41):
on in their minds, right, but I.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Think that well, listen, they got whatever happened, they got
within striking distance further than they've been in it. It
was a great season. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I I question now though, like this will be when
you find out how much Donovan Mitchell really loves Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay, does he signed? Does he signed the extension? Right?
Does he? Does he stick around? Does he stay? Does that?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
That whole team is built around him being here. So
we're gonna get honest for him.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, not for Mitchell? Oh no, that was yeah, So
who knows. I mean, Donovan Mitchell is a guy that
came from the Jazz.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, so I mean I I think I mean, listen,
he says he loves it here.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He says he wants to win a championship here. I
guess we'll see.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Is he the guy that did Melo Yellow? No, that's
Donovan and just stops there. I believe Yeah. Oh oh,
I I have the Sunshine Superman. Oh I've been very misinformed. Yeah,
so this is not the guy who's mad about Saffron. No,
you are, because you cook a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I am. Yeah, not not Donovan Mitchell. No, they called
me Melo Yellow right, quite rightly? All right? That guy's
in the rock hall. Yeah, Donovan. I would assume.

Speaker 10 (15:50):
I think he got in one of the years that
was here in Cleveland. I feel like I was there,
Donovan in the rock and roll He was the hurdy
gurdy Man too, right?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Is that them? You have a song called Hurdy Gurdy Man.
I gave you all the Donovan facts I had.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
I've exhausted your donovant information. Okay, Well, I'm pretty sure
he got into the rock and roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I don't see that in front of me. But uh yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Speaking of Mellow Yellow Boy, there was a lot of
it in the stairwell here at SIXX Saint Euclid.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
You see all that.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
I'll tell you what there were a lot of people
who were celebrating their Memorial Day weekend by vacating their
bowels and our stairwells huh or is it stairs well
like attorneys.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
General stay anyway, stairwells, stairwells like those like those cookies yum. Yeah,
there were a lot of We got some photo evidence
of people who had been vacating their bladders and bowels.
The uh you.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Know, well listen, like we said before, the weather was
so freaky. You don't want to do that outside. When
it's raining. You want to get inside where you're covered
and it's a more confined space.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Well, especially when it's that consistency, you don't want to
do that outside. That's the boy the photo that I saw.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
It was sent to you and then subsequently sent to me.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
I'm curious as to the physics of that, because you know,
people make me.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
This is one of my.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
Favorite memes is the the stick figure animation of how
people go.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
To the bathroom wall murder. It's the guy doing the
handstand on the toilet see and just pointing his ass
at the wall. That's kind of I'm like, how did
it get on the wall? This one? Then run down
this one you can figure out.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I mean, it's it's, it's, it's I don't even know
how to describe it. It's liquid ish, it's foamy, it's it's, it's, it's, it's.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's a diarrhea, it's it's more liquid than solid.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
So all this guy did was obviously take his pants
down and put his ass against the wall.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
And then I see And so the point of contact
was a couple of.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Fees above sea level, and then it just ran down
into its foamy resting place.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yes, well, hey listen, man, people have to uh, you know,
I saw a couple of near do wells walking around.
I was down here, I'm off in here early on
a Saturday morning doing some work, and this weekend was
no different. And there's always a couple of It was
a couple of weeks ago, by the way, that my
car got tossed. And so now I'm I am not paranoid,

(18:35):
but I'm just even more diligent than I normally am.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Start using the club again. I have a club on
the Yes, I have a god.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
When I lived in Ohio City many years ago, put
the club on my car and then people were like, yeah,
those don't do anything. I'm like, oh, I don't know,
I never came out and it was gone, or my
car was never stolen. But yeah, a few weeks ago
I had come in here to do some work and
in the literally twin minutes I was in here on
a Saturday morning, somebody had tossed my car and all

(19:06):
they got away with was my my prized sunglasses, which
I attempted to replace. By the way, that link that
you sent me not the right ones, not even remotely close.
Really again, they were like twenty bucks. So again, it's
it's one of those things that you stumble onto and
you're so happy that you find them, but you're never
going to find them again. I mean, either they don't
make them that way or you just happened to stumble

(19:28):
into them, and that's what I did with this pair
of sunglasses. But yeah, so I'm I'm now even during
the week when I come to work, I'm hitting my
foblock multiple times. I let my car honk multiple times
just to make sure because the one time on a
Saturday morning when there were no other cars here that

(19:49):
I guess just didn't think to lock my car.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Somebody swept in twenty minutes and tossed it, and so
you have. So my point is is all these people.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
In the inner sanctum here and some of them, whatever
they had for dinner didn't agree with them, yep, and
so they have to take it out on our stairwell.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Huh that thing? Where have you been Cleveland? For gossakes, lemon,
We'd all like to flee to the cleve and clip up.

Speaker 14 (20:22):
Down at the flats and have lunch with Little Richard,
But we fight those verges because we have responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I don't I never got that joke when they did it.
Little Richard not from Cleveland, but maybe it's a rock
and roll Hall of Fame deep dive. I don't know.
He was an incredible middle finger. I was gonna say, Rob.
I played that only partially because Rob has been, of course,
famously fingered by Little Richard. Aunt Larry David. You fingered
by Larry David, That's right.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
And speaking of which, how was your daughter and her
friends meeting on Friday nights?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
It was nice, it was Somebody texted me.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
The first text into the show came to me a
little bit before or eleven this morning, and they said,
getting ready for some angry Rob and I wrote them
back and I was like, oh, and they said, yeah,
I was catching up on Friday's show. Wait, I can't
wait to see if Rob's future son in law had
any more luck scoring than the cat.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Okay, right, Not.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
So fun is it when the your it's your future
black step dad coming at me.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
It's not so fun when the shoe is on the
other foot, is it.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I'm not the one who makes the future black stepdad jokes.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Okay, so uh take that click on the text. Hey,
this could be the same person making those jokes to me.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I got a couple of emails too, looking forward to
the show today, meeting with your daughter's quote friends.

Speaker 10 (21:46):
This is what I kind of rely on the audience
for because I had forgotten all about it. So I
genuinely didn't know what they meant. I thought maybe you
posted something. Sometimes you'll post stuff and you get a
full head of steam, and I just hadn't seen it.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
And they were like, oh, Friday night. So it was
just that it was good. It was fine. I mean,
we we literally did nothing.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
Now did you did you engage in a bit of
the social lubricant so that you could get through it?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Or I did?

Speaker 4 (22:09):
But it wasn't even necessary, Like he came over, he
got dropped off.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
He doesn't drive yet. You know, they're they're young kids fourteen. Uh.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
And they wanted to bake cupcakes and stuff. No they didn't.
I didn't want to bake them telling you that's what
they shut up back there.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
And this guy, I want to hear anything else out
of you. What did she say, Dune just hang out
date anyway? Uh? Yeah, he came in. I did the Hey,
I'm Rob. Had you met him before? No?

Speaker 18 (22:43):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (22:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Did you?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
And the cut of his jib was okay? Did he
look Oh? Yeah, yeah, nice kid? You cleaned up?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Well yeah?

Speaker 14 (22:51):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (22:52):
Nice firm handshake? Oh you said I'm Rob. Yeah, not,
I'm my daughter's father.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well, I mean usually I would introduce myself as my
daughter's father, but I decided it takes change pleasure in
a way.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Here's my name. Did you? Did you? Was there a
cocked shotgun anywhere in his field? Division? Okay?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
And that's the thing, right, Like, Uh, you weren't trying
to Ricardo was saying we should clean guns, and you know, look, you.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Weren't trying to nonverbally intimidate.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
All I was saying about the thing the entire time
is I think it's premature, right, Like I don't like it,
but I'm surely not going to be a dick to
the kid.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So it was like it was uh, it was it
was nice. He came in.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I said hello, and that I mean he's he's awkward.
It's it's uncomfortable. Did you walking in meeting my daughter's
it's like her the guy he's hanging out or the
girl he's hanging out with.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Dad? It's weird.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
Did you grumble at all to your wife out of
the corner of your mouth while this is all going on?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Well, they went in the kitchen. I stayed in the
living room. That's where the baking is done. Is the kitchen?
That's correct. Now, why were they doing this. There's no
guy that comes over because he wants to bake.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
I think they just wanted to hang out and she wanted.
She basically it was like, hey, we're hanging out all
the time. You should meet my parents. I think was
like the thing, like, my parents are uncomfortable. They haven't
met you.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
This was a soft launch. It was a soft one. Okay,
I got you.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
So you know, it comes and I'm sitting there, I'm
watching TV pants on. Try watching the Guardians game. I
told you I got the Guardian's package, so you can
watch the whole season like boxers on or pants on
or oh no thing. No no, but like a Murray
Goldberger No, not give it like you know Murray Goldberger
would come home and take his pants off and sit
in his bark a lounge. No, no, I was. I
think I was probably still dressed in what I had

(24:30):
on at work. I made a cocktail, I sat down.
I do Guardians.

Speaker 10 (24:34):
So the reason I ask is because you and I
do pants less Fridays. That's right, So then I probably
wasn't wearing pants. I was just wearing that loin cloth.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
You gave it.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
Well, you're welcome. Yeah, I know you like that Fred
Flintstone couture.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well you said it was from the Ted Nugent collection.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
And Sweaty Teddy's line of loin cloths. Sonny, you ever
heard of the song Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang? It
was from one of our elder statesmen. Are I went
to Emeritus Theodore Nugent.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
One Ted Nugent Nugent.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Uh So it was again there was there was other
than the pleasantries and goodbye. There was really nothing exchanged.
I didn't want to be the hovering person. I think
if I wanted something from the kitchen, like I wanted
to refill on the cocktail, Melissa went and got.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
It, and you And also that's better because they don't
want you there and you don't have to make like
dumb small talk.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And I know, and then I gotta make it.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I gotta say, yeah, dude, I just I wanted nothing
to do with it. I just stayed in the other room,
clearly irritated. But you know, I kept my distance. And
then when it was over, I went upstairs.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
I went to bed. That was it. That was my Friday.
How long was he there? Three hours, seven thirty to
ten thirty something like that. Okay, two hours at four
to twenty five, basically.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Two hours at four twenty five, I gotcha. Yeah, And
what are they now?

Speaker 10 (25:52):
Did you take what they baked and automatically throw it
in the garbage?

Speaker 9 (25:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, I mean I'm not eating that stuff.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I think he I think they made cupcakes and brownies,
because there were brownies in the kitchen. Even though she
said they made cupcakes, they must have made both. I
did have a brownie. It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I have not.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Had brownies in a long time. I was very happy.
They did a nice job.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
So, but now that this has happened, now that the
president has been set, this isn't going to be.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
A one and done. Well, that was my point.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
You're going to be in here on random fridays going, well,
it's a one of this kid's name is, said Jake Knight.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, that was the That was the point.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
To my wife was like again, like this is you
want to let them do this stuff like hang out now?
Now it's now, this is it, This is the norm.
This is what she met his parents, who yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
She she had been over his house a couple of times.
He has a pool table and stuff like that, so
they've they've gone and played pool and that sort of thing.
So I guess, I guess they're perfectly wonderful people.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Hopefully know Jodie Foster cosplay shut up, Allan, that's a
deep cut, you.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Know, you know?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, all right, chick a pang.

Speaker 20 (26:59):
Ti.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Why listen if the two these crazy kids want to
get in there, yeah and bake some cookies, how about
it be the only thing in the other Again, it.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Was perfectly fine, all right, It was horribly innocent, and
again it's just me likely being a little too protective
of my youngest.

Speaker 10 (27:24):
Well, but again it was I think going in, you know,
we're playing around, but we knew it wasn't gonna be
some crazy thing. No, we're going to the drive in
double feature.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It wasn't one of.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Those no no, no, no, like it was gonna they've all
of the times that they've hung out is it's they
just go to someone's house, you know, like it's another
another kid in their class, Like there's ten kids hanging
out and they hang out together at that or they
came to his house or now my house with it.
So it's not anything like again that that was never

(27:54):
my concern. I trust my kids one hundred percent.

Speaker 10 (27:57):
But Alicia, did you got the ATA boys from your
wife for being appropriately?

Speaker 18 (28:01):
You know?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I said, I got you ad no, no, no, I
just kind of sat there like scowly.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I get I get this look. I don't.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I don't have the ability to b suh with facial expression.
I have resting bitch face and I and I have
my eyebrows will like they come into like a V.
Like I get like that, you know, like that look
like it looked like a bald eagle, like I look
like I'm angry.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
All it so like like when they told Uncle Leo
that he was being difficult, right because Elaine had put
the black magic marker on his sharpie.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
So you didn't.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
It's a good thing then that you didn't shave your
eyebrows off.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, after this night, So that.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Was you would have been unable to convey that uh
that scowl correct, and you would have looked crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
He didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I I you know again, when I met him, it
was handshakes and smiles. Nice to meet your kid, blah
blah blah.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
God, it would have been great if you had the
mourning of because you got your hair cut the morning
of the night. It would have been great if you
had shaved your entire head, beard, hair, everything. This kid
shows up, Yeah, this is my dad the thumb looking

(29:17):
like a villain from the boys.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, no, it was. It was again, it was. It
was perfectly fine, no, no problem.

Speaker 10 (29:24):
Okay, you probably would have looked uh mean or had
you still had the beard.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
However I did, Yeah I didn't. I didn't shave the
beard until uh oh you didn't yesterday. I thought that
was part of the thing on Friday. Nope, oh okay, nope,
that was yesterday.

Speaker 18 (29:39):
All right.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, everybody had a good time though it was it was.
It was perfectly fine, no problem. Have there been any
overtures made about like, oh that was so fun. When's
the next time? No?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
No, I think the next time I'll just be when
she says, hey, so and so is coming over, you know,
like that's again. Now the first one's out of the way,
like like you said, just now, they're just hanging out
like it comes over all.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Right, jazz. Final thoughts before we go to a break, No, none,
I do but Rob exchange. This is a free exchange
of ideas. Of course, she was a girl.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
She is a girl who was, you know, getting high
with their boyfriend under a green blanket and all that
kind of crap.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
She knows when she speaks Rob eating Pink Floyd. Well
it's not for everyone. You bring that up? Yes, for everyone?
So what are your final thoughts? Nothing? No, come on,
I think it's so cute. They had a good time. Okay,
there you can. That's a hot take. I just know. Okay.
I wonder if they made it official.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
Well, here's a thing though. At some point mean they're dating.
This is a soft launch, not a.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Unless it was his idea to make cupcakes and then
wink wink, they will not be dating.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
I think that it's only a matter of time though
before if this continues apace, that he you will get
comfortable enough with him where he will eventually meet mad Dad.
He will eventually you'll remove the veneer, Rob, take off
the mask.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
No, no, there's no need for me to do.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
I mean unless unless he does something, then yeah, he'll
meet the mad version of me.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
But Buddies, you asked her to talk. I did hoisted
with my own petard.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Rob.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Huh. Well, no, I'm glad it all went well, thank you.
That's good. Of course I've got to take a break.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
What Liam Neeson, you had no idea where you're getting
yourself into film.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Box show on MMS.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Ellen. You have been described by your enemies evil, insane, manipulative.
Who are you call the Alan Cox Show?

Speaker 9 (32:06):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eight one double o seven.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
Three five one two You want to send a text
email us at Alancosher dot com. If you listen on
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A Guardian's sake two of three over the weekend in
Philly on Friday and on I guess Sunday they win,

(32:47):
but ten to two was the drubbing there yesterday Memorial
Day Monday against the Washington Nationals. Game two is tonight,
six ten. We will roll out a couple of minutes
prior to your pregame, uh to make way for that.
And then tomorrow afternoon that's going to be a one
to ten pitch and then the Boston Red Sox came

(33:09):
to town and then the Guardians will go off to
play the yan Keys. I think it's July fourth weekend
that the White Sox are in town, so I need
to navigate that situation as well. The Guardians baseball tonight.
Wait six' ten is the first?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Pitch, yes, WELL i think we join it like six
so far we joined.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
It, okay that's what was throwing me off there for a.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
Second but, okay, anyway a big loss against The nats last,
night but they'll get another Crack adam, tonight so planning
of baseball is still to be. Played and use the
promo code poll for fifteen percent off at Cl Clothing.
Company of course days away from the month Of june
rob and that's when the new promo code comes back.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
AROUND i keep, Thinking june is beginning next, week isn't? It,
yeah Next? Monday this weekend is the Right i've got
My i'm hosting The evening With John cusack This. Saturday
you're The agora Busy? Saturday?

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Man very, yeah Because i've got finals finals for The
Michelobultra soccer thing in the, afternoon and Then i'm haul
and ask to The.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Agora to host The evening With John.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Cusack but, Yeah june will begin in six, days and
so with it there will be by the, way just
as an, aside looking ahead To june, one happy birthday
to our Friend Mark nolanday he knows if he'll mention
it here is usually far too. HUMBLE i believe our

(34:40):
Friend Dan stansbury had a birthday.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yesterday, Yesterday, yeah The big. Five, oh oh my.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
God, well welcome to the, Fifties DANIEL. Q. Stansbury he
didn't take his birthday, off did?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
HE i THINK i think he might have tried over the. Weekend,
Okay i'm pretty sure he's awake his. Core he was
In friday and.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
Today you know how we relentlessly mock grown ups who
take their birthdays.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
OFF i mean it is, FIFTY i, know, Right, like
if you're gonna take a birthday, off that might be,
one really one, FORTY i don't.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Know fifty just SEEMS i feel.

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Like adults who take their birthdays, off they'll always come
up with a reason to do, it but it's always
not like one reason is any better Than NeXT's.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Got to be like a monumental, Birthday like you're not
going to take off thirty, Seven, no it would be
a round. Number but by, FIFTY i don't. KNOW i
just feel like that's one of those Like i'm. Fifty that.
Blows i'm gonna take this, mentally.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Your, life my life's. Over my life is easily half.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
Over half well for, you your life was half over
over twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Hours, yeah just just turn twenty. Seven, Yeah i'll be
fifty five in a few. WEEKS i turned forty. Seven
yeah In. March our lives are easily half.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Over oh, god, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah i'm on the
back nine, BABY i.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Know feels pretty. Good.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Anyway june, one there will be a new promo code for.
You anyone want to take a stab at what the
word For june.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Is gonna be?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
FEELING i know what it. Is tell me. Hot it
is not. Hot what would it be? HOT i don't.
Know don't? People, No, NO i understand H why would
people keep asking WHY i was? Mape is nobody familiar
with the? Maypole i'm not one hundred years.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
OLD i mean nobody saw the Movie Midsummer it was
like one of the biggest hits of that.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Year my favorite part is we've already had this conversation
WITH i, know But bill doesn't get.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
It but but our our sales, Girl, jess the Other
jess who handles cl clothing company for. Us maybe there's
something in that. Name what's?

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Poll, no, no, LISTEN i think it's probably A i
GUESS i didn't realize that it was a reference at.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Fault.

Speaker 10 (36:50):
Now, granted it's not LIKE i don't know anything about
a may pole other than pole is a funny word.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
With respect to Our holish brothers and. Sisters, no it's not, Hot,
jess not gonna be.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
HOT I i would more closely associate hot With july Or.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
August but you're not. Wrong BUT i would are wrong with.
That what happens In? June juneteenth a flag day? SUN
i almost made them because Of.

Speaker 10 (37:24):
JUNETEENTH i almost made the promo code teeth because it
doesn't be, funny but nobody would get, it and it.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Would yeah, no but you're on the right. Track what
what happens In June Father's? Day Father's? Day anything else
happens In?

Speaker 10 (37:41):
June how about, Month Jess? Pride pride is going to
be your promo code? Friend, Wow i'll tell you. What
you Get these skinny white girls walking around rob and
they forget everything that's happened in an around them the whole,

(38:02):
month just forgot About, NO i got it right. There, yeah,
Okay so, Anyway pride going to be your once Said
june kicks. In but you can still use pole pli
for fifteen percent?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Off why would you do?

Speaker 10 (38:17):
That you know, what, though those kinds of things are
instructive for me Because i'm ALWAYS i don't ever want
to get too creaky with the.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
References you know you'll never use pole again for the.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Key, well you, SEE I i didn't realize WHEN i
SAID i understand somebody going pole AND i, go, yeah,
May but then when they go WHAT i, Go, oh,
okay SINCO i get, it sinko to My but that's
one day in the month Of may that you have a. Key,
Yes may day Is may. One, yeah but again that's

(38:51):
the month Of. May but poll first and.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
Foremost poll to me is a funny, word and so
it doesn't have to necessarily reference the entire. Month now
pride will reference the entire, month correct. A BUT i
GUESS i didn't realize that people at least had no
clue what a may pole.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Was it were not usually. ENGAGING i understand In european folk,
festivals you, know but at least for a for a current,
reference that Movie midsommer was like a big.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
DEAL a lot of people saw that. Movie, GOD i
watched A Florence pugh movie that was just got. Awful
it was called it was one of these horror. Movies
BECAUSE i think she's real good And i'm clicking, Around i'm,
LIKE i want to watch. Something and she was in
a Movie i'd never heard of. Before it was Called.
Malevolent have you ever seen a movie called? Malevolent? OH
i think it's only a few years. Old maybe it

(39:42):
got offered to her and she's, like, okay actors.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Want to work.

Speaker 10 (39:47):
And midsommer was such a big deal because that was
the guy that Did. Hereditary that guy already asked. HER
i think that was his follow up To. Hereditary so
there was a lot of anticipation around. It AND i
Think florence p Was it's, great but she was in
a movie Called. MALEVOLENT i was, Like jesus is terrible
brother and sister who were doing like a unbeknownst to their,

(40:08):
clients they're doing like a fake ghost show where they're
cleansing houses and one you know, that it turns out
what of their clients is tell the? Truth and there
was so much stuff they could have done with it
and they, Didn't AND i was, LIKE. Whoa SO i
think it's only a few years, old BUT i had
never heard of. It BUT i like her and and you,

(40:29):
know you can click around. Forever we all know. This
this is like well tread ground. Right it was A netflix,
movie so this wasn't in theaters and it might pop.
Up AND i was, like, OH i like the people
who were in. It the premise sounded, good but you never.
KNOW i haven't jumped in on movies in a long.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
TIME i keep starting shows THAT i forget, about and
Then i'll go back and watch. Them like that's a
movie just seems, unattainable like anything that's like two. Holes i'm,
LIKE i can't commit to anything right now for two.
Hours i'll sit. Down i'll all asleep in thirty. Minutes
like those quick shows work for. Me that, One, uh
the dude From Shit's, creek the new one that he's
in is, Great big. MISTAKES i think that's very. Funny,

(41:09):
yeah IT'S i, mean it's, random it's, odd it's, weird
but it's it's it's. Good we Finished The. PIT i started.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
THAT i bailed on The. Pit oh it's, good man.
GOOD i just Finished The.

Speaker 10 (41:19):
Boys AND i was, Like i'm behind on. EVERYTHING i
just haven't really been watching. TIME i have one episode
left of The, boys and, uh we.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
STARTED i Know i'm way behind the eight, ball BUT
i started watching That John Wayne gacy Documentary oh, yeah On,
netflix which is really.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Good i'll tell You i'm way behind on some.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
SHOWS i just started watching one Called Fish fish pH,
no it's this, Guy Abe. Vagoda anybody familiar with. Him this,
GUY i think he's gonna be. Something i'm way behind
on some of these. Shows but uh, Oh i'm, Sorry
i'm being told That Abe vagoda's. Dead, AnyWho what are

(41:58):
you gonna? Do, Yeah i'm always looking for like good horror,
movies but you can never really tell from the. Synopsis
you got to kind of throw a dart and hope
that it's all. Right and a lot of them. Stink
what was the one That? Nope did you see that?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
ONE i heard that it was.

Speaker 10 (42:14):
OKAY i think it was really Because Jordan peel After
us and after Get, out there's all this hype and
he does good. Work BUT I, nope felt really really
scattered to. Me thee had. ME i didn't even LIKE,
Us LIKE i was one of those weirdos that THOUGHT
us was crazy overrated BECAUSE i saw that in the
theater in Like florida ten years ago or, something.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
And it was crazy. Hot i'm, like let's just get
some air. Conditioning went to go See us like opening,
WEEKEND i, think AND i walked out like that was hot.
GARBAGE i Bought Innerspace So i'll get around to watching.
That we talked about it last week AND i have
to watch this movie. Again the preview hooks me right
back In Martin short doing his. Stuff i'm, like, Oh i'm, In,
Yeah i'm in, Yep Hot Meg, Ryan Hot Meg.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
Ryan yeah, Yeah but you, know clicking around and clicking,
Around you're wasting your life doing.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
This you're, like how long AM i going to click? Around?

Speaker 10 (43:12):
Roh you went to go see? YOU i completely forgot about.
THIS i was pointing it out early AND i completely
went past. It how you showered to go to the? Movies,
yeah you went to the.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
MOVIES i.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Did we went. Yesterday, well we tried to go With.
Sunday this wasn't with your daughter's. Friend, no it was
just the four of.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Us.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yep we tried to Go sunday and the movie was sold.
Out and USUALLY i buy my tickets ahead of, time
AND i was to do.

Speaker 19 (43:36):
It.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Michael The Michael jackson movie sold.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
Out they're selling out. Theaters oh, yeah get a. TICKET
i gotta tell. YOU i GUESS i really misread the
interest the Fake Michael. JACKSON i can't believe people are
going to see this.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
MOVIE i, DUDE i am with. YOU i did not
think that it was going to be like his nephew
plays him, Right, yeah they're not talking about him touching
McCauley culkin's.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Butthole they stopped right at bad AND i so we
sat in here AND i agreed with you one hundred.
Percent there is no way that second movie gets. Made
it is absolutely going to get.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Made, well it was a very expensive movie to, make,
Right it was about a two hundred million dollar, movie
which again and they made back that opening. Weekend can
not believe. It, yeah it's made eight hundred million, dollars,
dude it is SO i. Understand this to me smelled
like a movie that was going to be massive in
the rest of the world where they still Love Michael,

(44:35):
jackson but here.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
They still Love Michael jackson, HERE i guess they do
question about, it AND i Think mike he is and
they crap all over our CURRENT, ceo which is. Hysterical
it's it's a five minute.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Scene in the. Movie he literally in the Radio hall Of.
Fame OH i know Allan i've, heard but, anyway he
says that there's a scene they Say michael, SAYS i
WANT mtv and he, LIKE mtv doesn't play black, artists
and they go try harder and he says he picks
up the phone and he, goes get, Me Bob, pittman

(45:08):
get him on the phone right, now get our. CURRENCY
eeo is one of the guys who created.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Mt, yeah he goes back to get that schmuck on
the phone and they do this whole like you never
hear him talk on the.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Other they didn't have anybody playing.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Him, no It's Mike myers talking into the phone at
him and he's, like if you don't Have billy gene
on in ten, Minutes i'm going to take EVERY cbs
artist off of your. Network you can put him in
a bag and shove him up your. Asso and it's
it's it's Wild myers played Played Walter.

Speaker 10 (45:33):
Yetnikoff, yeah he was the president OF Cbs, Records black
of The, Day, okay.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
And it's uh the way better THAN i thought it
was going to.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Be.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Okay that kid does an incredible.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Job the kid that plays Young michael is you would
think you're Watching Michael jackson as a.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Kid, Wow but It's Jermaine jackson's, son, right just, yeah
It's michael's.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Nephew.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yep and they did all the stuff with special effects
to change the. Nose and this movie is absolutely made
to set up the next, one and all of it
is being done to soften that email when the second movie.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
Comes but they're not gonna make a sequel about him
getting accused of.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
TOUCHING i guarantee it's going to be a guarantee that
you have to. Can't you can't make a second movie
without having that stuff in.

Speaker 10 (46:21):
It, well What i'm saying is the second movie is
not going to be about that, Now so then what
is the second movie?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
About did he get blown up on the pepsi ad?

Speaker 19 (46:28):
Yet?

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yes so it stops at. Bad he walks off the
stage after That jackson's tour when he set himself on. Fire,
yep he walks off the stage and the camera kind
of like shuffles behind, him and then you see him
in that iconic leather outfit with the, belt and he's
walking up onto a stage and he does. Bad, okay
he performs. BAD i think it was a Maybe Dodger

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stadium or something like. That this Says Dion cole Plays Don.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
King yeah very well. Too, yeah, no, LISTEN i guess
whoever PLAYED i forget who Played joe The father Looks id.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
From he was In The Walking. Dead he looks exactly
like him because they have. CONTACTS i, mean it's it's
very very well. Done it's made for that, purpose and
it stops right at Bad so the second movie will
pick up there and they're gonna have to cover.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Everything you.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Get you, know you get all the skin Condition Michael,
jackson you get the Allegation Michael.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Jackson you he's going to play McCauley culkin in The Somebody,
somebody absolutely.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Will but they they they do all of these things
in the, movie softening him, up like trying to explain
what's going to happen in the second, movie because it
starts with he's constantly looking at young boys The Peter pan.
Book he's reading About Peter pan and how he wants
to get. Away AND i, mean there's no surprises that you,

(47:51):
Know joe beat the piss at. Them so they're featuring
a ton of that in the. Movie they'll show you
all of the.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Stuff his childhood home has like a gate around it In, Gary.
Indiana you can drive by and.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
It's right there there there's again it's it's.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
DONE i don't take medication after the, burns, right, YEAH
i don't want to take pain. Medication and they give
it to him and he rolls over on his side
and it's a it's foreshadowing.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
Somebody plan Is Conrad murray a character in the first, Film, no,
okay but.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
It's gonna be in the second, ONE i guarantee. It
so all of that stuff just keeps coming, up AND
i think it was very very well done for what it.
Is then your daughters wanted to see, this they, Did,
Yeah AND.

Speaker 21 (48:35):
I had no.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
PROBLEM i always Liked Michael. Jackson, obviously don't love the
things that they say he did. Right and there's a
lot of proof in a lot of ways that say
he did those things, right so you don't want to support.
That but the the movie itself was absolutely a setup
for the second movie to be, Like, okay all of

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these things we're going to say that Made Mike jackson
who he.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Was this is why he did those. Things it was
because OF, X y AND z that we showed you
in the first. Movie and here's the second.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
One this is why all of the body dysmorphius stuff
and the nose surgeries and everything that he went. Through
you can see why he did those. Things if what
you see in the first movie is absolutely what, happened
you know WHAT i? Mean like if if.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Also you've kind of painted yourself into a corner if
you have a biopic that makes a ton of, money
because there's no movie that makes a ton of money
where they're not going to want to do another, one,
right so that they're, Like, okay how do we move
on from? This because it's, listen if you do one
and you don't cover the nasty, stuff you, go, okay

(49:43):
well that's a. Standalone if you're going to do a, Sequel,
yeah they don't want to cover all that. Stuff they have,
to but The Michael jackson estate they want nothing to
do with.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
That, no, SEE i think is, Family BUT i think they.
DO i think that they want to control the messaging what, happened, right.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
Because now they're, gonna LIKE i feel part in the,
plane they're gonna whitewash.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
It, WELL i don't know that they. WILL i think
that's the.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
THING i think that now the messaging is already, Out
it's like everybody knows the facts of what, happened, Right
but they've showed you all of this two and a
half hours of backstory on why so when the second
movie comes, out even if they don't whitewash some of the,
STORY i think you can still tie it back to
a scene from the first movie when you, go, Oh
michael did this because of. This michael did all the

(50:30):
surgeries because his dad made fun of his appearance with his.
Nose he had that condition as a. Kid there was
that scene in the movie where you could see his
skin was. Changing like it's all of it ties to different.
THINGS i absolutely think that they will release a very
uncomfortable second. Movie but two thumbs, Up, YEAH i THINK i.
REALLY i did enjoy. IT i was amazed at how

(50:54):
good that kid.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Was, No i'm, SORRY i wasn't clear how many people
did he put thumbs into in the first thing THAT
i didn't. See they.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Didn't they didn't show. Anything they did show the. Monkey
maybe might might have put the thumb in the monkey
bubbles the. Monkey, yeah and it was it, was LIKE i,
SAID i think it. Was it was very well done
for what it. Was, AGAIN I i it's it's feels
like a propaganda, film you know WHAT i, mean because
someone's just completely.

Speaker 10 (51:19):
Controlling all biopics are kind of a hay geography to the, person,
Right they're not going to be unless it's very specifically
about like what a terrible you, Know like When Steve
coogan Played Jimmy savill that was That british kid's host
you know who died and they found out that he
was a pedophile for fifty.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Years and you, know the thing that was the most
jarring though of the movie to me Is janet does not.
Exist it's like a film like she's the most the
second most Famous, jackson, right like It's michael and Then.
Janet she does not exist anywhere in the, movie not by, name,
mentioned not by.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Visual, No janet doesn't. Not they don't Even. LaToya they mentioned.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Her there's a scene when he gets his first nose
job that there's someone you think might be, her but it's.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Not It's.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
LaToya janet apparently wanted nothing to do with, it with the,
movie and she refused to have her likeness in. It,
well brothers and all the, family his, Kids michael's kids
signed off on everything that.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Happened janet. Refused, well Because janet's the only another one
that had like a legit career and she.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Had a legit. Relationship, yeah through the, end she didn't
need any of that.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Nonsense everybody else was, like we need to be attached
To Michael. Jackson, well and that's that's what this felt.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Like that's WHAT i was kind of trying to say,
before was like That jackson's tour That joe forced to
make sure everybody could make. Money that's kind of what
this movie sort of feels, like is that it's it's,
like this Is michael still supporting The jackson, family you
know WHAT i? Mean, like did you say eight hundred
million dollar film about? Him it's not about The jackson.
Five nobody would go see A jackson five, documentary, right,

(52:55):
like they don't.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Care did anybody Play? Reby? UH i don't believe somebody
forgets About. Rebbi she was the.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
OLDEST i don't. Believe so all, right, yeah, no it
was basically it was Just LaToya for the. Girls they
talked About jermaine leaving The jackson feel like it.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Was it.

Speaker 10 (53:12):
Was it was, good but again you could tell not
everybody was on board for what it. Was you, Know
Miles teller Plays John. Bronca it Was michael's. Attorney, yeah all, Right.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah there were some scenes, man LIKE i GUESS i
kind of swings around. HIM i GUESS i really.

Speaker 10 (53:29):
UNDERESTIMATED i hadn't really given it much, thought BUT i
really did not realize how how many people wanted to
see that.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Movie it was it was very. Good, yeah all, Right
AND i AGAIN i being LIKE i Liked Michael jackson's
music my. Wife so it's not obviously you don't love
the allegations and. THINGS i like it WHEN i was a,
Kid like to, me it felt like. It Michael jackson
music always felt very juvenile to. Me and SO i was,
like WHEN i was a, KID i Liked Michael, jackson

(53:58):
you know WHAT i. Mean not made for kids, obviously
but just like.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
THAT i don't. KNOW i, mean When thriller was, OUT
i was like everybody, Else i'm a human.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
PERSON i was, like oh my, god, yeah. Amazing but
THEN i was, LIKE i don't. Care once you got
to like remember the time and you get a little bit,
Older i'm, LIKE i don't. Care black or, White, yeah
that'll be all covered in the second.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Movie. Hum but it's.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
COOL i, mean it explains a, lot like a lot
of like the, hey this is uh you, know him
sitting there SAYING i want to make movies to match my.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Music, yeah you, know and you.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Get John landis to freaking Direct, Thriller like, yeah it's
a real you, Know it's it's really. Cool the power
that he had all, RIGHT i would, SAY i would, Say,
uh if you're on the, fence absolutely watch. It if
you're on the, fence don't go to the movies because
then you're gonna be pissed at me that you spent.
Money wait till it comes. Out but if you're A
Michael jackson fan orherever, WAR i think it's worth.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
SEEING i liked. It It's rob's review one and a
half thumbs In Ellen Carr show on.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
One hundred POINTS. Ms best way to resist the.

Speaker 9 (55:06):
Machines dumb down your smartphone by listening to this.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Craft he won't even remember how to tell.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Time For Ellen Carr show.

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Speaker 3 (55:25):
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Speaker 10 (55:27):
Seven if you want to join Us live eight hundred
and three four eight one double oh. Seven police Drummer
Stewart copeland on the show. Tomorrow he's going to be
doing a spoken word tour in a. BOOK i think
you'll be at The Kent stage On july to twenty.
Fourth jake from parmitext to me because he THOUGHT i
Said Andy, summers and he Said Andy summers scored the

(55:49):
soundtrack to the FILM A weekend At. Bernie's, Now i've
Had Andy summers on the show. BEFORE i did not
know that that would have been fun to throw at.
Him Maybe i'll just scoot that question over And i'll
Ask Stuart copeland About Andy summers scoring a weekend At.
Bernie's because What i'm very specifically not going to do

(56:10):
is what everybody else does with those.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Guys so do you think The police will ever play together?
Again even though they're all on record as being, like
we don't even. Talk oh, yeah, yeah you, know like
maybe they're in a text group or something chat. Group
but other than, that like they're Not they're doing their own.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
Thing Even Stuart copeland has been scoring films since The
police was still, around didn't you Do The Last emperor
back in the? Day like he's, not you, know just
a drummer. Anyway so he'll be on, TOMORROW i Believe
july twenty fourth is that?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Date out of The Kent. State Hey, Julie, hello how
are we going? Today what's going?

Speaker 8 (56:48):
On? Julie, well you're talking about, movies And i'm very
upset with myself that i just watched an old. Movie
And i'm a Huge Christian slater, fan especially WHEN i
was younger And i've never Seen True.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Romance oh it's a great, movie AND i could not
believe the. Cast, yeah stacked shocking if you google.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
IT i was, Like Brad, pitt it's A Quentin tarantino.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Film Early jackson makes an.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
Appearance huh Early Brad Pitt Early brad so, like, yeah
like this had been like one of his first few.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
Films how did You.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
How did you land on a thirty year Old tarantino?

Speaker 8 (57:29):
Movie it popped up On netflix AND i was scrolling.

Speaker 10 (57:32):
Through Didn't tarantino just produce? THAT i don't think he directed?
That Tony scott, directed, wroteah.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, YEAH i think you're.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Right BUT i Mean Gary, oldman great.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Movie, Yeah christopher Walk in The late Great Chris penn.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Uh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yep And Tom.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
SIZEMORE i was, LIKE i, mean just the hits just kept.

Speaker 10 (57:59):
Coming James gandolphine Val kilmer was uncredited As elvis In The,
mirror our Friend Michael rappaport in the Film He's Dick.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Richie yeah you Knew James gandelphini was in it when
he just started Yelling Jesus christ from the other.

Speaker 10 (58:14):
Room doesn't he get A corkscrew in the foot doesn't
Get alphoene get she took my? Foot Jesus, christ he's
the one who beats Up Patricia.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Arquette, Yep oh that's a great.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
Movie.

Speaker 10 (58:26):
Yeah, Well i'd like to recommend another current film for.
You it's Called To kill A. Mockingbird bobby duvall Is
Boo radley if you want to go.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Back that far terrible.

Speaker 18 (58:41):
All, Right, wow.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Thank, You. Julie julie's. Mad why would you be mad at? Yourself?

Speaker 10 (58:47):
RIGHT i MEAN i Saw True romance in the theater
thirty years, ago But i've maybe seen it once since.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Then why would she be mad at? Herself? ROB i,
MEAN i don't know if we're not seeing uh films
at their.

Speaker 10 (59:01):
Peak the late Great Tom sizemore In True, romance howus
forget he's? Dead he is, Dead Chris penn has since passed.
Away you said the late Great Size more AND i was, like,
yeah Oh jesus. Right bronson Pin. Show remember he's got
cocaine on his face when the cop pulls him. Over
Balk Balky Bartoko moose knowing to be. Stupid He's serge

(59:23):
In Beverly. Hills cop Cor.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Cinelatti, yeah who else In True romance and Uncredited Jack?

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Black REALLY i believe So True. Romance, yeah lots of
people in that. Movie, Hey ron In, Corning New. York
what's going?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
On are? You i'm, okay.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
So.

Speaker 18 (59:55):
BROD i don't want to alarm, you BUT i think
you've sprung A Jess tank WEEK i collected at two o.
Nine you're one from full to running on. Fumes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Nine. Minutes it Doesn't it doesn't take a lot, Me.
Ron she burns through the fuel really. Quickly it depends
on how hard she drives to the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Hoop she fired the after burners right away, Today matt
record flying through?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Fuel, YEAH i think it was two eight last time
might have, been But i'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Young that would be, shorter wouldn't. IT i can't Have
jess clamming. Up wouldn't two eight be shorter than?

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Too?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Nine would be more of a record because then it lasted.

Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Longer oh, yeah he meant the. Quicker you mean the. Longer, Yeah,
hey listen scores like. Golf Somehow rob has remained three
under par With.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Jess, right My Jess. Tank that's? Right, okay thank, You?
Ron all, right There's ron just dipping in to let.

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
Us but, anyway his wife posted her Own instagram thing
and she said that the past few months for them
had been very. Disorienting see my first thought always WHEN
i see a situation like that is, wow that's a
hell of a way to to that's a long way
to walk just to get a.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Divorce but, listen his life has to be his. Own,
yeah this she didn't just find out today, too write like.
That that's the, Thing like they've obviously worked through this stuff.
Together she said it wasn't her story to. Tell she
was very respectful of him in the. Situation and you,
know my guess is she's probably known for quite some

(01:01:37):
time that this is what it, was and they had
to figure out a time where it made, sense you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
Know for.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Him my, guess, MAN i JUST i don't know how
it must be so hard living a life like that
where you feel like you have TO i, mean if you're,
gay then you are one hundred percent not turned on
by the opposite. Sex, yeah so to like live a
life where you have to have sex with a person

(01:02:04):
of the opposite, sex that just does Not, like that's
got to be.

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
Tortural, WELL i, mean they don't have. Kids things like
this are. ONE i don't care what anybody. Says anything
like this is one thousand percent easier when you don't have.
Kids for, sure when it's just two, people it can
go see you want to see. You it was good while,
lasted divide up your record collection and go on your separate.
Ways but who knows what they were. Doing, well say
they weren't doing much of. Anything if you, know you

(01:02:28):
get married a.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Chance i'm assuming there's a lot of married. People i'm
assuming that that probably happens on. Occasion, YEAH i JUST
i think that she's probably known for a very long,
time and this was, just you, know let him figure
it out for.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Himself why do you always have to be back, there, Ow,
hanny it's just the WAY i, Like, oh big fan
of your. Haunches but, yeah she.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Was people pointing out she was very young when they
got together again fourteen years. LATER i don't know what
that has to do with anything other than you, know
being at data.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Point but.

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Okay he also helped to produce A David hasselhoff heavy metal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Record now there's your. Sign, yeah you should have told.

Speaker 10 (01:03:22):
You he's, LIKE i went To germany to work With David,
hasselhoff and WHEN i found myself in Those berlin, clubs
it all became abundantly clear to. Me we were convinced
you were straight till that record WHAT i.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Liked, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
So.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
Yeah people in the heavy metal universe talking About Caleb
shomo Of Bear tooth coming out good for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Him eric And penhills wants to know What Iced tea.
THINKS i think we all know What Iced tea. Thinks.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
ROB i am not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
GAY i have relationships with women and sex with, men
AND i got news for you that means she.

Speaker 10 (01:04:11):
Gay oh if Only Caleb shomo had been A laranata Fan. Larenata,
Hey Iced teay over that telling everybody On. Laranata oh
that's how that, works, uh whether or not you're, Gay no.
Dude uh, Yeah so he was an attack attack when
he was a teenager and then went off in The
Bear Tooth and but All ohio artists who are back

(01:04:35):
in the. News by the, WAY i mentioned earlier when
we were acknowledging our Friend DANIEL. Q stansbury his birthday
YESTERDAY i, think and Then Corey roddick was in for
him today AND i WAS i was only half joking
WHEN i was, like he didn't take his birthday, off did?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
He rob AND i have a similar dis not even a.
Distaste you should do what you want to.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
DO i think grown ups taking their birthday off a
SILLY i got a lot of pushback on, that by the,
way ALTHOUGH I i think it has more to do
with people on the f work side than the yay birthday,
Side like some people are looking for any reason to
not go to work because they hate Their LIKE i
fully under somebody, said you're a wimp for working on your.

(01:05:16):
BIRTHDAY a, wimp a wimp because you did. Work, alan
take off any day you want f. Work, ALAN i
am fifty five years old AND i take my birthday
off every. Year, see to, me this falls more in
the i'll do anything to take to not go to, work,
yeah than yay, birthday which you, know to my point

(01:05:38):
is it's something that literally everybody has and you can
do with it what you. Want it just wouldn't occur to,
me like what you were here on your, Birthday we
celebrated your birthday on the. Air my birthday will be
on A, tuesday and it wouldn't occur to me to
take my birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Off but people who. DO i don't gonna saything wrong with.

Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
IT i can't identify with, it BUT i did not
anticipate the pushback there in the. Text BUT i think,
again it's more of an overall, like, hell, Yes i'll
take a, day it's my, Day i'll take. It, yes
and another wrong with? That if that's the angle you're coming,
FROM i agree one hundred and ten. Percent but All
i'm also saying is it doesn't have to be your.

(01:06:23):
Birthday you take any day you. Want you know how
the joke used to be like how many grandmothers do you?
Have you, know my grandma? DIED i can't come in
how many grandmothers do you? Have because people would use
that for multiple you know, Whatever, yeah go with how
many birthdays do you?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
HAVE i was always afraid to use those excuses BECAUSE
i was AFRAID i was gonna will something bad to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Happen what do you?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
MEAN i never used the my grandma, DIED i can't
make it to, work my uncle, died my aunt dog
ate my. HOMEWORK i never said any of those things
BECAUSE i always felt like IF i, DID i was
gonna will it into. Happening SO i never saw in
Me i'm serious ever said, something you might kill your.
GRANDMOTHER i felt that, way SO i never ever used

(01:07:05):
the excuse THAT i was out of. Here it just works, right, like,
well we have no control over. It, WELL i don't.
KNOW i felt LIKE i felt like MAYBE i, did
SO i. DIDN'T i stayed away from. It never said
my dog was.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Sick, hey, Yeah, KEITH i can't come into work. Today
my phone screener. Died all, right let's see what. Happens
but she's in the studio. Today what, Today, Rob let's
see what. Happens tomorrow's another.

Speaker 18 (01:07:33):
Day m.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Hm, WELL i can't let you know IF i.

Speaker 10 (01:07:36):
Die but you don't really believe that if you verbalize
something it might.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Happen my steering wheel extra fr it was a SUPERSTITION
i always. HAD i would never ever do. IT i,
never not once in my life THAT i ever. USED i,
MEAN i called out, sick like anybody.

Speaker 10 (01:07:51):
DID i would be, like oh, well but also like
your you're You're like my grandmother had the audacity to
live well into my.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Adulthood. Right she died ten years ago this, summer and
she was one hundred and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Two there's simply, knowing you know how old she would
be if she were still, living Rob but you take my.

Speaker 10 (01:08:15):
Point SO i was well into. Adulthood if you're a
kid and you, go my me ma died or, whatever
and nothing wrong with using. That BUT i never got
days off from school. Anyway maybe that's part of, it
BECAUSE i never got days off. SCHOOL i don't take
days off. Work and so, now, granted over the next

(01:08:38):
couple of, WEEKS i will be out a few, days
but those are personal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Things they got family, things, yeah and you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Got look at the end of the, day you get
in your contract says you HAVE x amount of, vacation
AND i.

Speaker 10 (01:08:49):
Never take all my vacation by the, way you, know
so at the end of the, YEAR i still have
vacation days for the people to complain when we're not.
HERE i don't take all my vag cation. Days BUT
i didn't anticipate people getting angry at not taking birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Off AND i like. THAT i like WHEN i can't
see where the audience is coming. From eciuse. Me i'm
a toes Rob, ellan when is your? BIRTHDAY i will
be goddamned IF i tell you when my.

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
Birthday just know it's a Day i'm not taking, off all,
Right if i'm, here it might be my. Birthday how about, That,
Ellen our job gives us our birthday paid.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Off where's it all good for?

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Yeah, whatever that's. GREAT i get paid every Day i'm not.
Here Oh god for? You, Right, no that's. Great my
birthday is a few weeks from, Today, Rob, hey what
are You?

Speaker 14 (01:09:48):
June?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
What twenty? Third twenty? Third that's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Right my Daughter calli's the twenty, fourth and then my
other one is twenty. Ninth there you, go see right,
there there you. Go my daughter's my older, daughters is the.
Thirtieth she, will unbelievably be twenty two years. Old my
girls had the same due date due.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Second they were due On. July they were gonna be.
Boys no do, dude not a doe to date four
years almost to the. Day.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Wow doctor did not think it was funny WHEN i,
said see doc once a, year WHETHER i like it or.
Not my Anniversary's october, First, yeah nine Months july.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Second that's. Right i'm, like isn't that? Funny? Yeah never
heard that one. Before get out of my, Office.

Speaker 10 (01:10:39):
ELLEN i was afraid to tell work when when my
grandmother Did. OH i was afraid to tell work when
my grandmother actually did die BECAUSE i was afraid to
THINK i was. Lying, yeah but, again if you're an
adult and you, go my grandmother died like she lived
a long.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
LIFE i don't. Know got to send a picture from
the funeral.

Speaker 10 (01:10:58):
Home, yes Here's, Granny like When costanza tried to get
the bereavement. Rate i'm going to need to see a death.
Certificate oh all, Right oh, grandma what did you? Call
people who made up a bunch of death? Excuses another
one From eric In, penhill a bunch of Ass, oh, Grandma,

(01:11:23):
oh grandpa loved you so? Much what did he have
in his?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Casket?

Speaker 18 (01:11:29):
Owner? Yes what?

Speaker 13 (01:11:30):
Owner he had a boner in his? Casket? Own that
can't be, Right, oh owner nineteen seventy, nine he, died
so that was a late seventies. Boner, yeah, yeah had
a full, fro the whole, bit gold, chain a bird
in the, Nest.

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
The Alan Cox Onemmas Call The Alan Cox?

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Show is that what you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Do By allen wants divorcing?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Them broke two.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
Six seven eight one double oh seven or one three
four eight one double oh?

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
Seven oh, boy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Three five one nine. Two if you want to send a,
text if you.

Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
Don't that number is three, five one nine Two guardians baseball.
Tonight no more, calves nothing more to pay attention to
their other than what will invariably happen in the. Offseason
BUT i think people really need to probably take a
minute cleanse their palate from one ended up being a

(01:12:52):
double edged. Sword, right they get all the way to
the precipice of returning to the championship game and it doesn't.
Happen but The guardians will play. Tonight had a rough
night last night here at home against The nationals that
was a ten to two. Final so they'll start up
again with them game two of three shortly after six.

(01:13:12):
O'clock we will dip out make way for, that and
then they'll finish tomorrow afternoon and The guardians will stick
around to play through the weekend against the Bruston Red.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Sox who's their guy, now Big? Poppy, yeah oh, yeah yeah,
Yeah Roger, clemens who's like the big guy on The Red. Sox,
NOW i know they're not your. TEAM i know the
hell out of. ME i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Know i'm not A Red sox fan in the LEAST i.
WATCHED i know nothing about that. Team there's the one
kid that everybody goes crazy, for kind of like our
what the hell is the kid's?

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Name, oh they called them up a couple of years.
Ago everything's kind of built. Up it was like the
high draft. Pick, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
With.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Boston With, BOSTON i can't think of his name off
the top of My head's gonna drive me. CRAZY i
don't know. Either maybe somebody will tell Me Roman, Anthony Roman.

Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
Anthony. YEAH i think that was a kind of bread
we bought WHEN i was a. Kid he's a cousin of. Mine, Yeah,
no that They he's like one of those you, know
farm system you, know came. Up he's going to be
the next.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Like a Boy, Wonder he's going to be the Next
Kadi streemsky. Dude, yes the ghost of All, right but
he's he's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Out he's hurt right, NOW i think, anyway but he.
Was he was kind of like The Great White hope
there for a minute In. Boston But i'm looking at the.
LIST i, MEAN i recognize a bunch of the, names
BUT i. DON'T i don't know any of these. Guys
Jared durant is one of their.

Speaker 10 (01:14:43):
Outfielders, well one of the guys of The guardians is
out right one of the big. Hurlers the, dude his
elbow is all jacked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Up who's? That some guy in The.

Speaker 10 (01:14:53):
Guardians Eric, Sabrowski, Okay Eric, sabrowski a relief, pitcher Arguably
cleveland's most dominant. Arm he's going on THE iil for
fifteen days inflammation in his left. Elbow i'll tell you, what,
boy that elbow Inflammation i've. Heard that's a real that's

(01:15:16):
a real, stinker they. Say sometimes it actually feels like
there's like razor blades in.

Speaker 18 (01:15:21):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Really, yeah well, yeah because what you. Get tennis players
get that kind of.

Speaker 10 (01:15:26):
Stuff tennisill obviously pitchers golfers right, now you, Know, Rob
you know my take on. Golf not enough bad things
can happen to golfers for my. Taste but nobody wants
razor blades in their. Elbow tendonitis. Terrible nobody wants that awful.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Pain.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Kid, yeah, well you mentioned a palette cleanse from The.
Calves they're wasting no. TIME i just got a thing FROM,
espn Says Kenny, atkinson is returning as coach.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Of The Cleveland.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
Calves we ducked a, bullet didn't? HE i mean that
guy could have just as easily been shown the door after,
this especially when he started with the stupid analytics. Comments,
oh according to, analytics we're two and two in this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Series no you're.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Not you just got your ass whooped four games in a. Row,
yeah but, yeah, no he's he's, back according TO, espn
back for a. THIRTY i think he's a great, COACH i.
DO i, MEAN i think he does a great job
with the. TEAM i just think there's a there's a
lot of things are gonna have to figure out as a. Group,
yeah there's a hot take for. You there are a
lot of things we're gonna have to figure out as a.

(01:16:34):
Group now you AND i won't have to figure them.

Speaker 18 (01:16:36):
Out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
NO i saw a ton of THOSE t shirts that
they handed, out the THE EF t, Shirts, yeah with
The cavs logo in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
It.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
All the homeless had them on, today really Around. Cleveland yeah,
yeah like three or four guys walking around with the shirts.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
On it's like kids In rwanda they have Like Green Bay,
packers Super bowl champions or.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
What, yeah we got a couple of these left overhand
him out to the. Homeless yeah all, RIGHT i mean,
listen you might as. Well there are people out there who,
need of course, clothing and it's a sharp.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Shirt M, yeah there's a whole group of people that
have never had a, television living in extreme, poverty who
think The Buffalo bills were the greatest football team of the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Night that's. Right so, yeah, Yep.

Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
So, anyway guardians baseball. Tonight somebody sent me, though hold, ON.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I guess didn't somebody sent me The, HEY i know
you're in it for the, names, Obviously i'm only into
sports for the names my, cousins our buddy AT espn And. Charlotte,
uh send it to, me he goes is right up your.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Alley you, know he's kind enough to Work monroe into
some of His, uh everybody was sending me the link
to That Stephen colbert thing. Right he did like a
public access. THING i love it only happening In monroe
or whatever with In, Monroe, michigan him And Jack white
And Jeff daniels because he lives In michigan, too was
on the. THING i did see that The Monroe Monroe.

Speaker 22 (01:18:15):
MONROE i spent last year and only On New york
twenty three twenty four At Wagner college and then his
freshman at sophomore years At Monroe.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
College you ever watched the show ted right ON Abc
Too close For? Comfort and he would come into the
room and address his, daughters and then the guy live
with Him.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Monroe, ow, ANYWAY i LOVE i, KNOW i say it
every time you play, it, man but that the color
guy that's sitting with. Him they're, like, yeah you know
that too close For. Comfort he's, like, yeah uh, huh,
sure let's get this. Moment, yeah remember when he, Said Hello, Monroe.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
I'll spike it over the. Now, okay back to the.
Game ever about?

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
It, still that's what you need of my cousin in
there FOR i. Love anybody can, go Then franklin's got the. Ball,
anyway he, Said The Terrence carter one is my favorite
of all Of Claren. Carter oh, Yeah i'm, Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Terry he's talking About Terrence, carter but his of all
of the clips that we've had sent to us from,
him that one's that one's by far my.

Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
Favorite especially in the aftermath Of Clarence carter Dying Rip clarence.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Time Out Texas.

Speaker 22 (01:19:24):
Tech they're going to be coming over the sideline Saying Terrence,
Carter Terrence, Carter oh, shoot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
What good fortune on that. Play love it for the
three people that got that. Joke, man it is.

Speaker 10 (01:19:38):
GREAT i think we might have gone over these, before
but they do make the rounds that what he sent
me was from The Baseball's Greatest MOMENTS x account something
that they posted this. Morning this list Of Cleveland spider's
player names is. Unreal right turn of the century baseball.
Players when they were trying to come up with a
new name for The Cleveland. INDIANS i was in the

(01:20:01):
camp of people that was, like please revert to The,
spiders because that's the coolest name that you could. Get
they went for traffic. Statues but, okay they had their,
reasons but, yeah but those but baseball player, names you
know in the late nineteenth, century, dynamite ice, Box, chamberlain

(01:20:23):
people who played for The Cleveland. Spiders Cupid Child's pretzels
gets in Get. PRETZELS i don't know how you get
a Nickname. Pretzels probably because he was a. Contortionist he
could bend himself around all kinds of. Things oh you
think that he got, uh look at. Him he can
fold himself up like a. Pretzel this guy is into the.
Tantra Born Henry, Schriz pretzels gets. In he didn't even use,

(01:20:51):
shritz he just out a whole. Cloth changed his. Name
a nineteenth century major league pitcher who famously attempted an
end of career comeback with the eighteen ninety One Cleveland.
Spiders he played for Five Major League baseball, franchises including

(01:21:12):
The Detroit wolverines and The Saint Louis. Browns he played
one game for The, spiders signed In august of eighteen ninety,
one giving up nine runs on twelve. Hits whoa whoa
boy rough? Outing, NOW i wonder why they called Him. Pretzels.

(01:21:34):
Uh his curveball was referred to as The pretzel. Curve,
okay well there you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Go that's all it. Took back then here Comes pretzel gets.

Speaker 10 (01:21:44):
In, anyway all the. Names i'm only in it for the,
Names so thank, you. Minch here comes Skid mark. McGillicutty
everybody Remembers louis saka alexis. Right he was the Native american.
Player they said that naming the team The indians was
a homage to. HIM i don't know if that's a
park full or if that's actually part of the the team.
History chippy mcgar send us O'Brien and then one. Guy

(01:22:07):
his name was sport. McAllister, now if your nickname is
just a generic version of what you're, doing it's pretty.

Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Though it'd be like IF i went BY. F. M,
mccox you, Know Radio, Cox, hello, everybody all?

Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
Right Jim, Toy Peekaboo. LEACH i think we've talked about him,
Before patsy And pussy T bow. BROTHERS i Assume Crazy,
Schmidt Cowboy jones not a regular name in the. Bunch,
Well mike good in the midst of all THESE faccta,
names and they Have Mike. Goodfellow how about, that because

(01:22:50):
at some, point you, know in the in the spirit of,
camaraderie maybe you want to fit in a little.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Bit you Have Jim toy And Mike. Goodfellow these are
two guys, that LIKE i DON'T i don't have like a,
hook SO i don't have a. Nickname you, Know i'm
not a picture so they're not gonna call me. Pretzels
what was the guy's last, Name, Jones Cowboy, Jones Cowboy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Jones, YEAH i was just thinking every time Astronaut JONES
i was thinking of and that For jones From The.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Horrible. Bosses, YEAH i was thinking of Uh Astronaut Jones
Tracy morgan Had tracy on the court celebrating last. Night
man that.

Speaker 10 (01:23:36):
Hurt, well, hey that's his, team, RIGHT i mean it's
wild that everybody came in because they knew what was
going to. HAPPEN i think they're, like, oh they're going
to close it down.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Tonight let's you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Know, Yes Spike lee was. Thereby we talked about earlier
To shallam And Kylie. Jenner Tracy morgan was on the court, crying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Than did it they? Go they going back to the.
FINALS i can't believe it was he on court side
getting all.

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
Emotional he got they were on the court after his
Beloved nicks when, oh there it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
IS i see they haven't been there since Eight.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
He's, crying, yeah, right hugging all, Right, well good for. Him,
Right and there's a video going. Around i'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
THAT i saw it. Earlier i'll send it to.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Uh Jalen brunson walks behind the table and somebody puts
their thumb in his ass like he, did you, know
like you get like he gives somebody a slap or
whatever to try to get them while they're being on
camera and his.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Reaction it's he.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
It's it's, wait why did they do that just to be?
Silly like it was it was a, player another one of,
his like his, players like just screw them with. Him
it's not enough to like smack a. Guy and he,
asked you give the thumb name game a thumb right,
now right in a. Shoot i'll see it was ON
espn shared.

Speaker 11 (01:24:54):
IT i.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
WAS i was really surprised they shared, it of all.
Things but, yeah he hit him with the thumb right
in the ass and he spun.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Around it was so.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Funny let's see here it. Is i'll send it to
here right. Now someone, wrote damn in four, Oh Josh,
hart who did? It damn in FOUR? K they caught
it right then and. THERE i just texted to you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Somebody giving him the, thumb, yeah the right and the. Coup.
Yeah but you didn't realize it at. First everybody was
kind of like wondering why he kicked him.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Out but then now you know. Why someone says it Was,
ai but it's. Not you can see An ai, thumb
An ai thumb in the. Interesting it's very. FUNNY i,
mean it's probably wasn't funny for, him but it goes to.
Show yet no matter, what at every, level those dudes
are just going to do what they do like it
is stupid locker room, stuff you know WHAT i?

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Mean mm.

Speaker 10 (01:25:44):
Hmm, listen the only team SPORTS i was involved, with
rob were, wrestling which is already homo. Erotica, enough one
of those MOVES i told. You that's WHERE i, asked
thumb right in the. ASS i guess that's a perfectly common.
Move there's a thumb involved in a fireman's. CARRY i,
go there's one involved in. Mine that's why you're hearing

(01:26:07):
that slap of the mat right next to your. Ear home,
boy start with a pinky, Bro, NO i go right
for the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Thumb here we, Go Staylors pittsburgh's go two to superpol
one for the. Thumb, Hey, Roobstar, Alan, yeah were.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
You joking when you said wrestling was homo?

Speaker 18 (01:26:37):
Ironic WAS i?

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Joking?

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
No all sports are homo erotic guys patting themselves on the.
Ass but when you're standing there in a singlet and
you're hanging out all your grappling other, MEN i mean
you're doing it obviously in the spirit of the, ancients but, Still,
roobstar you know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
This, WELL i never.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
So my brothers were great wrestlers AND i just never
got into.

Speaker 10 (01:27:04):
It, WELL i PLAYED i played soccer as a younger,
man AND i got to tell you there were far
fewer thumbs in that team situation than in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Wrestling, yeah that's a new.

Speaker 9 (01:27:14):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Yeah, hey it might be the shot heard around the.
World and you already heard, it but just in case you,
didn't Local cleveland Comedian martin molloy just slayed On Kill
tony last. Night and if you're looking for a potential
guest on the show, SOMETIME i just want to throw
that out to.

Speaker 23 (01:27:32):
You.

Speaker 10 (01:27:33):
Yeah he's been blowing me up about, that And i've that's.
FINE i think alan have him, ON a had him
on years. Ago, no thank. YOU i had him on
years ago and it was perfectly. Fine he's a he's
a fine young, man but it's not all right good enough,
Enough thank, you thank.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
YOU i like how people don't think THAT i know. Things.

Speaker 10 (01:27:56):
Yeah, no he's like one Of squire's. Buddies he came
in with him years ago and that was enough for.
Me But i'm glad that he's doing. Well if you
listen to us on The iHeartRadio, app you can leave us.
Messages we were talking about last. WEEK i THINK i
got a lot of messages from people when we were.

(01:28:16):
TALKING i don't know how we got into, it but
you were talking about how you had put a roommate
or a friend's a toothbrush up your, ass up my.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Ass betwixt, TwixT but then you couldn't go through with.
It how did we get? On that's, oh shack.

Speaker 10 (01:28:33):
Shack somebody called and, said, oh, Yeah, shaq he used
to put his teammates toothbrushes up his bum and then
put him back in.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
THERE i, SAID i ran the bristles of a toothbrush
across the spokes, once BUT i felt too bad about,
it SO i just threw the toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
AWAY i couldn't let it actually go all the.

Speaker 10 (01:28:53):
Way wouldn't the person come back and, go, oh my
toothbrush fell in the garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
And then just pull it, out rinse it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Off, no who would do? That if your toothbrush goes
in the, garbage that's a forever gone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Toothbrush you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Don't but, Why i'm just, saying if someone's if someone's
okay with taking a toothbrush out of the trash and
putting it back into their mouth after they wash.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
It then they can absolutely have my butt.

Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Flakes not, me but like people are, Animals i'm constantly
amazed by what people. Do i'm just saying it doesn't
seem inconceivable that somebody would go, OOPS i.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
DO i think even even the scummiest filthy person isn't
going to take.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
It Too how is someone going to?

Speaker 10 (01:29:33):
Explore what conclusion is somebody going to come to when
they see their toothbrush in the.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Garbage it must it must have fallen on the floor
and somebody picked it up and threw, it flew out
of the cup that it's normally it was at a,
party someone knocked the cup, over you know WHAT i,
mean and it fell on the, floor picked it, up
and there's a lot of people there when it, happened
SO i mean not in the room with, me, obviously.

Speaker 10 (01:29:53):
But there's an audience when he's wiping someone's. Toothbrush people
at the house at that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Time so it's not inconceivable to think that the toothbrush
could have gotten knocked onto the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
FLOOR i, see because it was on THE i was
just sitting there on the top of the. Sink, yeah
it was perched probably right, right it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Was it was.

Speaker 10 (01:30:14):
Dangling, yeah it was just waiting for something to. Happen,
well one person left me a message in the form
of a.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Confession we used to work with this guy who's just
such a, dick and he would because we were.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Younger he was, like, kid when you call on break
why don't you go To Burger kane grabby at breakfast.
Sandwich this other GUY i worked with put his breakfast
sandwich down his, pants rubbed in on his very sweaty,
balls and then we watched him eat. It So, scott
if you're hearing, this you ate daves ball.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Sweat Jesus, Christ so What i'm talking about?

Speaker 14 (01:30:48):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Animals guys are, Animals and why would you want to
hide now you have breakfast sandwich remnants just greasing on your,
SACK i mean. Balls.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
LISTEN i think the joke should always. Win but, still,
YEAH i think that's a long way to go to get.
There too many they got a he literally, sausage egg
and cheese.

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
Ballsack and by the, way if you're eating a fast
food breakfast, sandwich a let you don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
About somebody's added nut sweat on. There you don't. Care
it's all lost in the. Sauce there's that scene in a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Road Trip Horatio sands throws the two things Of french
toast down the back of his.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
PANTS i never saw. It oh, YEAH i remember the,
movie BUT i never saw.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
It farts and it's got the thing walking around in
shape Of french toast in the back of his.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Sweatpants The Allen Cox show on one of, it.

Speaker 22 (01:31:42):
You, know you think this guy's gonna do one thing in,
me he does another.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Thing then a third thing, happens and it's a bummer
because you just want him to keep doing that middle.
Thing he's all very. Frustrating The Alon Cox, SHOW.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Mms was this a legit hit for The stones or

(01:32:33):
was it just like kind of a POPULAR i don't
think it was, huge. MAN i remember the video kind
of being.

Speaker 10 (01:32:38):
Cringey but the saxophone work was by the Legendary Sonny
rawlins who just died died yesterday ninety. Five this was
a guy who was one of the most influential people
in jazz. Music he started playing when he was like
eleven or, something you, know and he was all over.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Tattoo you worked to The.

Speaker 10 (01:33:03):
Stones they loved what he did and those Sweet Sweet
Sax licks Were Sonny, rollins and this was a guy
who kind of bailed as a young man and then
came back a few years. Later but this was a
guy who played With Miles davis And coltrane and like
all of the heavy, Hitters Sonny rollins was in. There

(01:33:25):
and Then The stones went to him in like the
late seventies early, eighties and we're, like we'd really like
you to do something with, us and he kept telling him.
No he was, LIKE i don't want to do anything
with The Rolling stones and his wife is, like, no,
no you should absolutely do. Something because he was a jazz,
Man he's, like the hell DO i know from The Rolling?

(01:33:46):
Stones but his wife was, like you should absolutely do
this with The Rolling, stones and so he was on
three or four songs.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
There On Tattoo.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
YOU i remember WHEN i was a kid a huge
crush on my best friend's older, Sister Pam, bam and
she was a Huge Rolling stones, fan AND i couldn't
have cared less about The Rolling, stones but she did
have Tattoo you on vinyl AND i was, like who's the?

(01:34:18):
CHICK i didn't know it Was jagger in fake tattoos
right on the. COVER i thought it was a, GIRL
i mean a Young Mick. Jagger he had a very
kind of androgenous quality to. Him But Sonny rollins was
all over that. Record and most people who were jazz

(01:34:38):
aficionados rob know the name and know his. Work but
rock and roll, fans even if they don't, know oh
that it Was Sonny, Rollins it's all over that. Record
AND i guess that it was a. HIT i guess
to some degree is what this. SAYS i just remember
the video being, really really. Weird it was just like

(01:34:59):
them walking down the, street right it. Was it was,
Uh keith sitting on a stoop And jagger.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Just happens to walk, up, man, hey what's?

Speaker 10 (01:35:08):
Up and then it was a year or. Two there
was a lot of uncomfortable lip syncing and but you
got to give it up for The stones in THE mtv,
era they had No they never dialed it down. Right
you know how everybody mocks the dancing in The street
video With jagger And David, bowie, yep where they put

(01:35:29):
in their OWN i love THOSE i cannot get enough
of those videos that people.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Make and there's a number of accounts that make them
where they remove.

Speaker 10 (01:35:39):
The music and they just have like they they just
put in breathing and shoe noises and they if somebody's
playing the, guitar they just.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Go big blank. Blank. OH i just LOVE i can't
get enough of.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Those, dude That James brown when you sent ME i
watched eight thousand, Times i've.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Laughed so, hard so. Good the noise that he makes
when the smile comes.

Speaker 19 (01:36:01):
On.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
It's so. Good oh my, god it's so. Good nail
that to myself SO i can play.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Feet, oh it's the. Best but he gets all like
the it's a really excited smile.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Face it's.

Speaker 10 (01:36:16):
Excellent, yeah there's a handful of people who do these
kinds of. Things there's one With ozzie where he's just tapping,
around and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
A lot of those are funny right like they're everyone
makes me. Laugh that, one That James brown one might
be the funniest one That i've ever seen of all of,
them and there's been a lot of great. Ones The
Mick jagger when you're talking about with him And David
bowie's very.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Funny, yeah these people here on the live, stream if
they're watching This boots, appearance keep making.

Speaker 10 (01:36:45):
This it's just a dancing and doing the splits and
coming back. Up there's a prince one, too but when
he's like when it's when he, smiles because, yeah pretty.

(01:37:09):
Good oh it's the.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Best uh.

Speaker 21 (01:37:11):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Yeah so there's a handful to do those AND i
just love.

Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
Them all.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
That and the scare prank. VIDEOS i don't like prank.

Speaker 10 (01:37:23):
HUMOR i don't think it's, funny but when people are
truly scared in that, moment you, know it's laughter's, involuntary,
yes and it just makes me. Laugh you'll you'll never
see who had the. Line oh, god it's a lyric
in a, song or it's a line in something where

(01:37:44):
you're only ever yourself when you're. SCARED i don't. Know
it might be a song Title you're your most yourself
when you're, scared because you're stripped of any pretense, whatsoever
and it's in that split. Second and, Again i'm not
a big a lot of prank humors like people getting,
hurt AND i don't like that kind of. Stuff but
IF i watch a couple of scare prank, videos THEN
i get, Fed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Like guys getting. Waxed, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
It's AND i mean like they're chest you, know there's
a girl who was posting a video of like getting
waxing her dad's. Nose, yeah and she just had THE
q tips with the wax on the end and just the.
Explotive if you've never been, waxed you don't, know but
if you have it it is very. Similar you, Know
Steve carell got waxed for the forty year Old. Virgin, yep,

(01:38:34):
right they did it. Actually so everyone's reaction is you,
Know Paul rudd and those, guys their reactions are genuine
because he was going through.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
It he's, like, WELL i don't want to fake. This
we're not gonna cheat. It let's do.

Speaker 18 (01:38:47):
It you.

Speaker 10 (01:38:48):
Know you see the little beads of blood rise to
the surface And rudd gets the mantel lantern line off
because that's all they were gonna. DO i think the
story was they were going to do more than, that
And carell was like, THAT i, CAN'T i can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Anymore, Hey, Bill, Hey, Allen, HEY.

Speaker 17 (01:39:07):
I wanted to thank You rob for remembering that scene
In Road.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
Trip, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
So thank.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
You were you in that? Scene? Bill is that why you're?
HAPPY i remember? Dinner, NO i just.

Speaker 17 (01:39:25):
As soon as somebody said something.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
About putting down whatever in.

Speaker 17 (01:39:29):
Pants that's all you can ever think, about BECAUSE i
died laughing first time watching it now was still laugh
every time anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Meant, yeah the way he throws it up in the
air and catches it behind, him and it's like he
just it's. Great it's a very very funny. Scene AND
i Think Horatio sas is. Brilliant oh he.

Speaker 17 (01:39:45):
Is and what makes it even the better part of
it is that the character that wanted the whatever it,
Was french toast without the sugar or, something that he eats.

Speaker 18 (01:39:56):
It it's.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Good he puts all the syrup on.

Speaker 10 (01:40:02):
It that, well, NO i, Will But, bill you've convinced.
ME i assume you're gonna go home and try to
find if it's, streaming and maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
You've got it ON. DVD i don't, KNOW i sure.

Speaker 18 (01:40:16):
Do you're.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
Right and there's a great probably there's a Great Grandpa
boner scene that parlays perfectly to the things your grandmother.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Said, yes maybe my grandmother was a big fan of
the movie Road. Trip was that A Tom green?

Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
Movie?

Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
YEAH i feel like somebody mentioned that when he was
here last. Time he's in, It, yeah all, right in
It And Stiffler movie's twenty six years.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Old, okay thank, You. Bill, yeah Road trip it is a.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Funny it's one of those coming of age, comedies you,
know it just. FUNNY i confuse that movie with there
was Euro, trip all based on the same. Stuff, okay
that's what you. Know way back in the, day if
you're a GEN x or you remember a movie Called
up The. Creek remember The National lampoon. Movies there's a
movie Called up The. CREEK i remember a movie called Sex.

(01:41:08):
Drive Remember Sex? Drive, no, okay it was one of
those like look at those kinds of, movies you. Know but,
No i've never Seen Road Trip, tom so that must
have been like what they Tossed Tom green in because
he was having his, moment like Peak Tom green into
it was it was perfect For, yes he's the one

(01:41:31):
who kind of like a lot of that got people
into the. Theater that stuff. Happens, No, no he was
actually kind of an unknown at that. Point STIFFLER i
think was probably the draw right because coming off Those
American pie.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Movies, yeah it. Was it was a good. Movie Elizabeth
smart is that her Name? Smart she's in. It it
was very very.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
Funny but, yeah there's there's a great old man boner.
Scene that will work out great for.

Speaker 10 (01:41:59):
You, Well Todd phillips is the guy that directed that.
Movie he would go on to direct The joker.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Movie he's done a lot of. Stuff, yeah he Did
Old school all.

Speaker 10 (01:42:10):
Right well, anyway, WELL i will make myself a Note
rob to watch Road trip.

Speaker 11 (01:42:17):
For.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Whatever will never watch that. Movie, no, no you still
have an eighteen hour country documentary to. WATCH i, KNOW i.
Know AND i went wasted ninety minutes watching that dumb
horror MOVIE.

Speaker 19 (01:42:31):
I.

Speaker 10 (01:42:31):
Had speaking of a horror, MOVIE i had a very
graphic experience over the. Weekend ooh that your children might
not want to hear about. It they're listening to this
with you in the car or somewhere. ELSE i was
mowing the. Lawn this is just, yesterday oh, no taking
advantage of some. Sun, Right i'm mowing the lawn because

(01:42:52):
it was getting quite, long and it had been doing
nothing but.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
Raining i'm, LIKE i gotta get out there and do.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
This AND i saw two very small, mice oh, no
run out of the grass because it had gotten tall
enough WHERE i was not going to see. THEM i
see two very small mice run out of the grass
and onto the, sidewalk And i'm, like, okay good they got, away,
RIGHT i would not have seen. Them So i'm pushing the,

(01:43:17):
mower AND i have the deck up pretty high because
the grass is you, know IF i have it on,
three it's not GONNA i got the deck up pretty
high so THAT i can just get through this and
then go back over. IT a third mouse jumps up
out of the, grass up on to the top of the.
Lawnmower so for a, second it was like kind of

(01:43:38):
a Real disney, moment, right, yeah, right maybe i'd Hear
Patton oswalt talking to me for a.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Second so, anyway that, Mouse SO i stop pushing the.

Speaker 10 (01:43:48):
Mower it sits there for a minute and then it
hops off and runs, away And i'm, Thinking, okay surely
that's the end of the. MICE i keep going, nope oh,
NO i hit a mouse and it shoots onto the. Sidewalk,
oh AND i, go, oh MAYBE i just maybe he's, Okay,
nope cut his jaw is. Missing So i'm laying. There

(01:44:13):
it's still. Breathing its guts are out its, back so
the tiny guts are.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
There it's still.

Speaker 10 (01:44:18):
Breathing it's like clearly taking its last gasps and at this,
Point i'm not going to pick it up because there's
NOTHING i can do with.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
It So i'm just waiting. Now and but and so
it had gotten it.

Speaker 10 (01:44:30):
Somehow the bottom half of its head was, gone and
SO i could just see like the little tongue still
see the little, tongue and it was, breathing and then
obviously it stopped stopped. Breathing, yeah BUT i was, like
that was a real. Bummer, yeah that's a. BUMMER i
was glad my you, know my kid was out of
town for a few. Days i'm, Like i'm glad the

(01:44:51):
kid didn't see. This i'm surprisedly not going to tell
her about.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
It that third mouse jumped up and he's waving his
little arms just telling you to. Stop he's, like, no
there's another.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
One he's over. There stop, here trying to warn.

Speaker 7 (01:45:01):
You, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
Stop, Yep he's, like son of a, bit you won't.
LISTEN i thought he was doing Y m C a
because that's WHAT i was listening to on the big.
Speaker yeah, thing and they had the chef hat on and. Everything,
well why DIDN'T i figure it?

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
Out route whoa, whoa whoa, whoa there's there's mice over.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Here, yeah so, yeah that was that Was that was
a very graphic, situation.

Speaker 19 (01:45:30):
You.

Speaker 10 (01:45:30):
Know And I've i've had de gloved bunnies in the,
backyard you know WHAT i. Mean but this, mouse his
buddies got. Away he did NOT i thought that he,
would but didn't see. Him they're in the tall, grass.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
All.

Speaker 10 (01:45:48):
Right, now everybody ac mice smaller a c roadent, ripper all.
RIGHT i didn't do it on, purpose but, uh you, know,
yeah that was pretty. Gross and Then i'm coming into
work this morning and at the bottom of the you,
Know i'm taking The Ninth street exit to come down

(01:46:12):
and get to. WORK i go Down ninth past a
progressive field and then we get over here to our.
Building And i'm coming off at the bottom of The
Ninth street off ramp from. Downtown there's a guy there
on the shoulder in a. Wheelchair white, guy shock of white.
Hair and he's and this is not a motorized. Wheelchair

(01:46:34):
he's in and of what do you call? It analog?
Wheelchair there you, go a manual. Wheelchair and he's sitting
there and he's got LIKE i, said this shock of white.
Hair he's got like this plaid short sleeve dress shirt
on WHICH i recognize those instantly because that's what my

(01:46:55):
dad would, wear, right like The engineer's. Special, yeah my
dad was always wearing a short sleeve dress shirt, right
pens in the.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Pocket he was an.

Speaker 10 (01:47:06):
Engineer so As i'm getting on to ninth And i'm
kind of passing by this guy a little bit a
bit of, traffic So i'm not going that. Quickly he's
got an eye, patch SO i don't know what that
does to your depth perception if you're in a wheelchair
and the guy's just sitting. There and HAD i had
the ability to do, IT i would have loved to

(01:47:28):
have seen what was going to play out, there just
out of curiosity because he's sitting. There THEN i see
he's got the eye, patch but he's not, moving BUT
i can seize.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
It and then he starts doing the thing where he
drags himself forward with his. Heel oh, boy, Yeah And i'm, like,
ah what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:47:48):
Here SO i don't know if he ever made it.
Downtown as far as we, know this guy could be
rolling around down. Here you, know he might have taken the.
Exit But i'm, LIKE i would really just for my own.
EDIFICATION i would have loved to have gotten that guy's,
story you, know not in any kind of exploitative. Way

(01:48:10):
just Like i'm a curious. PERSON i have a lot of. Questions,
hey how'd you get in the? Wheelchair what's with the?
Shirt eye? Patch and then, yeah he was wearing like
some you, know sneakers or, something trying to drag himself
along into the. Underpass there are you, okay? Sir well

(01:48:31):
it was, it you know he am a parrot on
his shoulder or. Anything but, yeah AND i. Patch that's
always a conversation. Starter, hey how'd you lose your?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
Eye? Boss and then you, know you go from there
and get what you can.

Speaker 10 (01:48:47):
Get but between that half a mouse that shot Out
rob and the guy in a, wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
Boy over here was exposed to some wild stuff. This
yeah you had a.

Speaker 10 (01:49:00):
WEEKEND i come all the way down here On, Friday friday. Night,
Yeah i'm still doing these mic ultra, appearances, right so
a bunch of them over the. Weekend thank you if
you came, out because they're always. Fun we're doing our
finals On. Saturday this is For World cup. Tickets, yeah
send somebody a Fiefa World cup In. Philly Mid. June
so we're doing this soccer challenge thing and we're doing

(01:49:22):
the finals This saturday, afternoon will be at The Wild
eagle there right up the.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Highway But friday night my.

Speaker 10 (01:49:28):
Appearance right after the, SHOW i leave, HERE i go
to The Lakewood Truck, park which is always a lot of,
fun right rain or, shine it's Fun Lakewood Truck.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
PARK i know it was dog.

Speaker 9 (01:49:38):
Night what it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
Was there were some people walking around with adorable, animals
and a couple of our colleagues who had been out
of town for the week were back in town and
they came. Out so we're chopping it. Up we're catching,
Up we're having some, pops you.

Speaker 10 (01:49:54):
Know i'm talking to fans or, whatever taking, pictures having
a good. Time and a buddy of mine who hit
me up about a week and a half. Ago this
is an old boss of. MINE i haven't seen him
in a long, time but an old boss of mine From.
Chicago he, goes, hey we're going to be In cleveland On.

(01:50:15):
Friday love to catch up and have a. DRINK i, said,
Great SO i got my liquid truck park, thing and
Then i've got Something i've got something to do after.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
That and Then i'm going to go back.

Speaker 10 (01:50:28):
Downtown it turns out there GOING i, said, Well i've
got an, appearance if you guys want to come, out
and he, goes, oh we're going to be At. Springsteen
AND i, go, okay that makes sense BECAUSE i didn't
know why they were in, town just him and his
wife didn't know why they were in.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
Town that makes. Sense, okay we're going to be in
town For. Springsteen NOW i assume that The springsteen show
is going to be like four hours long or, something
and so he, goes, well So i'm headed back downtown
at like a quarter to, eleven and it's already everybody's getting.
Out you, KNOW i can't turn onto our street. HERE

(01:51:04):
i figure i'll park at work because we're going to
meet At City tap right here around the. Corner, right,
hey let's meet At City. Tap blah blah. Blah.

Speaker 10 (01:51:11):
COOL i can't get into our parking garage because the
police they're directing traffic further Up. Ninth SO i, go,
Well i'll just cut in. HERE i get into another parking.
GARAGE i, Said i'm. Parking i'll be right, over and
he texts, me, hey, man we'll have to do.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
This, NO.

Speaker 7 (01:51:32):
I just, go, no no.

Speaker 10 (01:51:34):
Worries what AM i gonna? Say, Right i'm, like, okay
let's not, well we'll do. THIS i, Go i'm parking
And i'll Be i'll be over. There hey, man we're
gonna have to do this another day.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
In cleveland leaving a concert and said we're gonna have
to do this at a different.

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
TIME i don't. Know maybe his wife was, LIKE i
don't want to hang out with this, guy Like i've
never met. HER i, KNOW i don't. KNOW i don't,
know BUT i mean he's older than. Me But i'm, like,
OH i was kind of looking forward to seeing the,
guy you, know having a pop catching. UP i don't you.
Know i'm, like this is WHY i don't make plans
with people from out of. TOWN i get all the.

(01:52:10):
WAY i had just parked in another, garage paid, then
and it's like the streets are crawling with boomers because It's, springsteen,
Right AND i GUESS i thought the show was going
to go until eleven thirty or, something but he must
have started early or not hit an opener or. SOMETHING
i don't. Know he does famously long.

Speaker 10 (01:52:28):
SHOWS i FIGURED i had another forty five minutes and
it was like ten forty, five then everybody's out of this,
show and SO i was like, Okay and so THEN
i have to get out of the parking. GARAGE i
just pulled into along with everybody else who's trying to
get out From springsteen traffic and.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Then back out of the.

Speaker 18 (01:52:47):
Street.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
AH i was, like, cause what AM i gonna? Say
it sounds like a, blast.

Speaker 9 (01:52:55):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
KNOW i was, like, WELL i could, go you, know
meet back up with our boys back in. Lake AM
i gonna do?

Speaker 19 (01:53:01):
This?

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
Why, no it's over at that, Point.

Speaker 10 (01:53:04):
Michael Who and LIKE i was so ready to, go
you know WHAT i, Mean it's only ten forty, Five,
like you, KNOW i was ready?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Ready what's?

Speaker 7 (01:53:13):
Up, like, hey, OH i was just, wondering, now why
why do you guys the radio stations always play the
same song by the same musicians and they DON'T i,
mean because their musician has had there are so many
other better songs out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
There blame the, AUDIENCE i, mean we play with uh
when the audience.

Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
Huh you can blame the audience because, yeah because even
on request day they call them, play they asked for
the same songs that you, Know i'm just.

Speaker 10 (01:53:41):
Talking what's What Michael, michael what's a Good first of,
ALL i don't give a rats ask what we play
Because i'm doing a talk.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
Show but what's a good example Like ozzie all?

Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
Right you always play the same just the same.

Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
Song like what's a Good aussie song that we don't?

Speaker 7 (01:53:56):
Play, well you do play. It But bark at The moon, Is, michael.

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
That gets played all the.

Speaker 10 (01:54:04):
Time that's exactly that's one of the songs you're talking
about that gets played all the.

Speaker 7 (01:54:08):
Time, OKAY i don't hear.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
It but A diary of a, Madman diarrhea of a
madman Rob i've never heard such filth as in one
of these.

Speaker 10 (01:54:17):
Callers, Well, michael here's what here's my, answer and it
proves my. Point anytime anybody says how come you don't
play AND i, say we play that all the, time
and they, go, WELL i don't hear. It that has
nothing to do with what gets played on the radio.
Station when people GO i don't hear, it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
What about Who Phil? Collins we don't play Any Phil.
COLLINS i mean if we do an eighties weekend BUT
i mean we're like a we're like a hard rock.

Speaker 10 (01:54:46):
Station we're not Playing Phil. COLLINS i, Mean i've hit
the post On Phil. Collins don't get me, Wrong i'm
real good at.

Speaker 11 (01:54:53):
That but yeah we Are charlie. Playing Phil collins is.
SOMEWHERE i don't know, where But Phil. Collins now you
know he's on that solo. Tour got Nobody Chester.

Speaker 3 (01:55:06):
Topson behind the. Drums we'll see what. Happens.

Speaker 11 (01:55:10):
Uh this guy has certainly made his bones after Leaving,
Genesis iam vamping.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
There now he's dragging it all over the.

Speaker 11 (01:55:18):
Tour take you out, There he's gonna be rolling through
the horizon next Ball wns.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
Rolling through the. Horizon, Rob that's. Terrible will you hit?

Speaker 11 (01:55:27):
It?

Speaker 10 (01:55:27):
Terrible doesn't matter how you got, there you got. There
that's me ON wmms nineteen eighty. Five that's how far
back that, goes?

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
Right something happened on the way to have A desimer Buzer,
ah thank, You.

Speaker 10 (01:55:41):
MICHAEL i do like people. Go how came we never play?
This we played all the. TIME i don't hear. It
that means precisely. What, YEAH i don't. SEE i don't
listen to the radio When i'm not working BECAUSE i
don't want to feel Like i'm at, Work SO i
don't know what's, happening BUT i would never GO i
don't hear.

Speaker 9 (01:55:57):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
Well as someone whose schedules wait to Fill, collins good for, You,
michael well.

Speaker 4 (01:56:02):
Done as someone who schedules all that, MUSIC i can
tell you there is a massive, library.

Speaker 18 (01:56:09):
AND i.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
TRY i think we probably play more stuff than most
radio stations do because we do those specialty weekends and
stuff LIKE i put in so much music on those. Weekends, Man,
LIKE i guarantee you rock stations in this country aren't
Playing Huey lewis, songs you know WHAT i. Mean But
hip To Be square should absolutely be on when you're

(01:56:30):
doing a snubble shot weekend or a graduation weekend or.
Whatever SO i just if it was played on this
radio station in those, YEARS i will play it now
just for. Fun, well people ask me where Should Huey
lewis be? PLAYED i, say, here, there and.

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Everywhere, yeah the heart of rock and roll is still
beaten In, CLEVELAND.

Speaker 10 (01:56:50):
Detroitep ugh ah, yeah so, yeah we did the graduation
weekend this weekend and those are.

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Fun what a pain in the, ASS i.

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Know and then, like, uh the worst part was The
guardians game got rained, out SO i had all of
that programming that was built for the, game, Right So i'm,
like oh, god NOW i got to fill four hours of.
Music you're at the mercage the, weather SO i had
to run home and move stuff, around and it worked.
OUT i was the one that was on the air,
anyway so it didn't really. MATTER i just sat there

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and did the show from my. HOUSE i didn't have
to come, in which was.

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Call The Alan Cox.

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Show i'm sure it'll work for people on vacation when
they don't have to do, something BUT i can't imagine
it working on a day to day.

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Text you can email me at alancochhrow dot com if
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That i'm always happy to send. Out usually people are
Requesting Alan coxhrow.

Speaker 10 (01:58:33):
STICKERS i posted a photo at The Alan cockchow facebook.
Page we've got a listener In mexico who is tagging
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Cancun and SO i appreciate.

Speaker 10 (01:58:44):
That every TIME i, TRAVEL i always have stickers with,
me rob AND i always forget they do no good
BECAUSE i have them with, me BUT i don't have
them on my, person and So i'll be out Somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:58:56):
I'll be, like why DIDN'T i bring a?

Speaker 10 (01:58:58):
Stickers, Now i'm not somebody who who is trying to
put my sticker on Like i'm not trying. TO i
try to keep it limited to places where other people
will put, stickers, Right i'm not trying to deface.

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Things but, boy you really scared the wits out of,
jest didn't. You she has been stilling the whole. Time
you freaked her. Out top of the. Show, yeah oh talking.
Banned did you see The austrian lady who the plane

(01:59:32):
clipped her? Paraglider? Uh did you watch?

Speaker 11 (01:59:35):
THIS i?

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Did you don't know what she's saying because obviously it's
Like Schneegen schnergen didn't figure out what she was, Saying,
Oh i'm, sure all kinds of.

Speaker 10 (01:59:45):
Sure the translation is, oh Shrimp german. Expletives she was
saved by her reserve. Parachute, boy how did the plane
get that? Low AND i know what's going. On she's
like over The. Alps she flying over pisson. DWARF i
bet that's what she did, too walked away with just.

(02:00:06):
Bruises forty four year old woman filming, herself, obviously because
nobody does this without video.

Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Footage i'll show you some here on the live, stream.

Speaker 24 (02:00:15):
Paragliding through the beautiful blue skies over The Austrian. Alps
but that all changes in a heartbeat when seemingly out
of nowhere comes the buzzing sound up an. Airplane watch
again as a small plane zooms into the, picture tearing.

Speaker 6 (02:00:31):
Head on into the.

Speaker 24 (02:00:32):
Lines watch, Again yew with paragliding, wing the impact shredding
the sail into a tangle and sending her into a
terrifying free fall for around ten.

Speaker 3 (02:00:41):
Seconds, amazingly she.

Speaker 24 (02:00:44):
Is able to deploy her reserved parachute before descending to
the ground for nearly two, minutes the woman finally landing
safely on a remote forest road back on solid. Ground
you can hear her react in. Relief schlegen.

Speaker 10 (02:01:05):
WHAT i, Know, god it feels like it feels like
a really beating a dead horse every time we comment.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
On reporter. Cadence but why is it not? Changed what is?

Speaker 11 (02:01:25):
THAT i?

Speaker 10 (02:01:27):
MEAN i, know, listen you take on what you can
get in any arm of broadcasting. Anymore but you think
somewhere along the line somebody would have, said, hey let's
maybe if we can communicate to in a way that
sounds a.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
Bit more organic or.

Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
CONVERSATIONAL a twenty eight year old pilot on a scenic
flight in His. Cessna so he's looking, around, right he's,
flying he's not looking, down he's looking around, yep and
The alps hit her with his.

Speaker 3 (02:01:58):
PROPELLER i have. It it was translated Into. English here very.
PLEASE i crashed my flying machine. Hills i'm in the.

Speaker 6 (02:02:26):
Desert.

Speaker 10 (02:02:26):
YEAH i like the auto tune. Version this woman doesn't say,
much you, know she's, uh she's notably, stoic like, yeah
he well you can see.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
What like how that?

Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
HAPPENED i, mean you you go from not seeing the
plane to seeing it last. Second it's right. There BUT
i think if you look behind her off in the.
Distance he's flying through The, alps it's through, mountains AND
i think he kind of comes up over a point
and she's just, There what are you gonna?

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
Do where do you you're flying an? Airplane where you?
GO i don't.

Speaker 4 (02:03:00):
Know you can't just dodge out of the. Way you
didn't hit, her she. GOT i, mean obviously they're both.
Lucky that thing could have like spun up in the,
props could have killed.

Speaker 3 (02:03:10):
Her, yeah.

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Svegensergenic gigan furgan he platchmel smilegen hey flurgen scurgsgen's gurgan.

Speaker 10 (02:03:29):
Flurgamiger, listen what AM i google? TRANSLATED i don't Know
german and Take. German come.

Speaker 3 (02:03:37):
On but she's.

Speaker 10 (02:03:38):
Okay, Now i'll tell you what's freaking me. Out all
these people getting murdered by. Umbrellas have you seen all these?
Stories no people getting murdered by. Umbrellas there was a
GUY i was punching around this, morning and there was
a guy that Called. Rover he and his family had
been In Myrtle beach or, something and they were spending
a few hours on the beach and they went to,

(02:04:00):
leave and so they went into the place where you
change and they came back after immediately hearing sirens and,
things and the family who had been set up right
next to. Them a woman had been impaled through her
her torso by an umbrella that, had you, know been
caught by the wind and killed her right there on the.

(02:04:21):
Beach these umbrellas a lot of times they're you, know
obviously they're at the. Beach people rent, them or they're you,
know depending on what kind of beach you go, to
they're right. There even when they're if they're really dug,
in you, know a wind kicks up or some inclement
weather comes through, quickly and these things get sent aloft
and then they collapse and when they come back, down

(02:04:42):
if you're, unlucky it's like a friggin. Javelin and so
this guy's telling that, story and of course he was
freaking out because he's, like had my, family had we
not gone up to, leave you, know that could have been.

Speaker 3 (02:04:55):
Us and then there's another lady who.

Speaker 10 (02:04:58):
Died she got, steady it hit her carotid artery and
she bled out on the patio with some friggin Restaurant
jesus because an.

Speaker 3 (02:05:08):
UMBRELLA.

Speaker 10 (02:05:10):
I guess had it out for that's the only CONCLUSION
i can come to that it was a hell bent
on this woman not seeing another, SUNRISE.

Speaker 3 (02:05:21):
A woman who was eating on a patio at a.

Speaker 10 (02:05:23):
Restaurant this is like The, Columbia south CAROL i think
one of our bureaucheese might have sent me this Between
colombia and The Myrtle beach Area Lake. Marion the guy
who called this morning said that the woman who was,
killed they all they knew about her was she was
there with her family celebrating her.

Speaker 3 (02:05:42):
Birthday killed on her. Birthday. Impaled you.

Speaker 10 (02:05:46):
Know sometimes you'll read these stories and they'll use the word,
impaled but it just doesn't mean they're. Dead, right you
can get something stuck into you and you've technically been.

Speaker 3 (02:05:55):
Impaled that woman. Died, yeah it gets you in the
thorax or, whatever you.

Speaker 10 (02:05:59):
Know South carolina woman was having a holiday dinner at
a lakeside restaurant out There Lake, marion a patio umbrella
in a sunburst of, Wind these go.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
Airborne THEY i, mean we've.

Speaker 10 (02:06:16):
Seen footage of like when big storms come, through like
if it grabs a bounce, house you, know and people
don't realize like when maybe they do when when like wind.

Speaker 3 (02:06:29):
Just kicks up and these. Umbrellas she's eating with her
husband on the outdoor Deck summrton's driftwood.

Speaker 10 (02:06:37):
Grill there's gonna be a Rough facebook post for these.
Guys mm, Hm, hey we're. Over there's a tragedy, here uh.
You we'll close for forty eight hours so that our
staff can, regroup but then we're back for brunch On Monday.

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
Sunday, whatever bottom, us, mimosas stop putting the little umbrellas
in the.

Speaker 10 (02:07:03):
Drinks, yes a strong gust lifted an umbrella from a
nearby table and then struck her in the head and,
neck severed her carotid. Artery, Holy so there's a from
top to. Bottom it's like final, destinations, right it's freak.
Accident there are plenty of people, who like, you might get.
Concussed these things hit you got her in the, neck

(02:07:24):
fifty six year Old Dana. Winer they pronounced her dead
at the. Scene, well if it hit or, karated she bled,
out that's What i'm.

Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
Saying. Instantly, yeah a.

Speaker 10 (02:07:36):
Sudden severe weather event is what it was described. As
they organized a support gathering last night with chaplains and local.
Officials more than thirty two thousand people over the last
decade were injured in what they call umbrella linked.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
Events so you, know obviously it's the big. Ones you,
know If i've got.

Speaker 10 (02:08:06):
One of those in my, Backyard do you have one
of those big, Umbrellas, yeah and they might. Have you,
know you have a really heavy metal base on, it
or the post goes into. That you, know mine is
through like an outdoor dining table or.

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
Whatever that's why yays the wind Can well you, do of,
Course BUT i mean a lot of people don't you
just leave them? Up, well you, do it just turns
into a giant's. Sale.

Speaker 4 (02:08:27):
YEAH i had a trampoline at my last house THAT
i the HOUSE i just recently. SOLD i left it.
There but WHEN i brought that home for the, KIDS
i bought those you, know the dog you, know the
things you screw into the ground for the dog. Leashes, yeah,
yeah the lead post, Right, YEAH i bought four of,
those AND i scrapped the trampoline to the.

Speaker 3 (02:08:49):
Ground, yeah because like the last THING i.

Speaker 4 (02:08:51):
Need first, OFF i shouldn't even have, one Right and second,
off ALL i need is that thing go flying through
somebody's living room and take out two.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
Kids NOW i got a bigger you're getting sued even
if it's his property.

Speaker 4 (02:09:01):
Damage that thing never moved an inch in the four
YEARS i was. There, Good, yeah gotta do that STUFF i.

Speaker 10 (02:09:08):
DID i had when my daughter was, younger we had
a trampoline in the. Backyard any one in a huge.
One it was like one of you, know maybe two
or three kids could get in. There BUT i had
that thing dug into the ground like you wouldn't. Believe of,
course it's so dangerous. Umbrella so umbrellas are out there
and killing. People, listen you know when you get the

(02:09:30):
personal umbrella's the little ones that kind of look more
like a, baton you, know doesn't have a point on
it now walking around Like oswald cobble. Pot but, still,
uh this woman gets.

Speaker 3 (02:09:45):
Murdered by an umbrella and she was just trying to
have a club sandwich all she wanted and a cute
drink with an umbrella in. It oh the, irony sweet.
Irony Yep.

Speaker 10 (02:10:02):
Alami patio umbrella has knobs that turn at the bottom
of the pole hold it into the. Base they don't
have these at. Restaurants WELL i don't, KNOW i, mean
but there's a lot of these places that they you,
know who's going to expect a deadly gust of. WIND
i don't.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
KNOW i think, you especially if you own a, RESTAURANT
i think you have to plan on a gigantic gust
of wind potentially taking away an umbrella and killing, patrons,
RIGHT i, MEAN i think as a business owner of that,
type you have to assume just about anything can happen
at any.

Speaker 10 (02:10:37):
Time but these loose, UMBRELLAS i, mean, listen nature is, indifferent, right.
Everything it's Like florida writ. Large everything In florida is
trying to kill, you the, people the, weather the, animals everything,
else and the plan in. General more and more that, Way,

(02:10:57):
ROB i don't, know if it's a fact that you've
ever heard, before one hundred percent of the people on
this planet end up.

Speaker 3 (02:11:03):
Dead, yes that can't be. COINCIDENCE i don't. Believe.

Speaker 10 (02:11:08):
So, NOW i don't know what percentage of that is umbrella.
Related but it's going to. Happen it's going to it's
going to happen to, you it's going to happen to.
Me and whether or not we, shuffle what whether or

(02:11:29):
not we, shuffle whether or not we.

Speaker 3 (02:11:35):
Whether or, not whether or not we are killed by,
umbrellas will be, dead and so you have to. HOPE i,
MEAN i guess it makes for a. Story if nothing,
else you've got a, story it's probably not the one you.

Speaker 10 (02:11:59):
Want, no, YEAH i mean, listen but is there a
GOOD i, MEAN i know we talk about this all the.
Time obviously that's an extreme. Case it really is like
a final destination type. Situation nobody imagine how many times have,
we you, know individuals gone somewhere and had lunch on
a patio or you, KNOW i specifically request If i'm

(02:12:21):
eating al, fresco.

Speaker 3 (02:12:24):
Who's Al?

Speaker 10 (02:12:25):
Fresco to, ahem he's my, Attorney rob and, listen he's
worth every. Penny BUT i don't want to sit anywhere
NEAR i don't want to be umbrella. Adjacent you, Know
i'll wear sunglasses If i'm worried about glare or the.

(02:12:48):
Sun i'm not trying to get. Killed it would happen
all the. TIME i, Mean i'm not saying that people
were being killed all the. Time i'm SAYING i would
see umbrellas flying around constantly WHEN i lived In Rhode,
island because you're on a beach and you would JUST i,
mean people bring, them just put them in the.

Speaker 4 (02:13:04):
Ground they take. Off that happens, Constant, yeah all the.
Time but the odds of someone getting killed this way so,
well that's.

Speaker 3 (02:13:10):
Awful you.

Speaker 10 (02:13:12):
Know there's a Lot you go to a place Like,
starbucks right if they have a big, patio they have
all those huge umbrellas any place you, go.

Speaker 3 (02:13:21):
You gotta just chag those bitches. Down if you're a,
business you've got. To but you can't have people frequently
frequenting your establishment and worried about umbrella.

Speaker 4 (02:13:29):
Death someone in the chat, says can we call this
getting Married? Poppins, no, no.

Speaker 9 (02:13:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:13:41):
The Allen Cox show on.

Speaker 24 (02:13:43):
One press the yellow button to begin enjoying Your ALAN.

Speaker 19 (02:13:54):
Showmms there's nothing else to.

Speaker 10 (02:14:30):
Do it was a girl In tokyo comes out to
her car and there's a note on her windshield twenty
five year, old you, know just like a these regular company, employees.

Speaker 3 (02:14:51):
And they found the. GUY i guess it sounds like
maybe it was AN x or something.

Speaker 10 (02:14:54):
Crazy there was an envelope under her windshield wiper and
there was a handwritten note in and it said please
give me your. Underwear if you, do no harm will
come to you or your. FAMILY i, like they said,
please you, know here it would have been much more.
Aggressive this guy goes. Please they refer to the subspect

(02:15:21):
as being ultimately unable to carry out his. Objective it's
a polite even in their. Stalking, now obviously that's nothing
that's going to come. Randomly you're going to find out
in a situation like that that she knew the. Guy
AND i think she might have had a pretty decent
idea who he, was and they did scoop the guy.
Up but imagine it was a completely random. Person you,

(02:15:46):
know we run into those all the. Time you, know
there was A akron had that woman that was running
around pooping on, cars just. Randomly best as they could figure.
Out it wasn't like she was, targeting you.

Speaker 21 (02:15:59):
Know and so.

Speaker 10 (02:16:04):
What i'm curious is if she had been amenable to,
this how they would have followed through with. This please
give me your. Underwear if you, do no harm will
come to you or your. Family and she obviously knew
who it. Was she calls the cops and it's. Fine

(02:16:25):
she is not according to, this she is not down.

Speaker 6 (02:16:29):
Underwear.

Speaker 10 (02:16:29):
One she's not down a single, skivvy she's not minus a.
Thong you Think japanese girls are wearing the same underwear
That american girls are.

Speaker 4 (02:16:39):
WEARING i think so you think so you think for
the most, Part, YEAH i don't think that's A i
think that's a cut, thing, Right LIKE i think everybody
just sort of wears the same type of.

Speaker 10 (02:16:48):
UNDERPANTS i don't know about that. Though, No, NO i
feel like that you call them. UNDERPANTS i don't WANT
i don't want a girl wearing. UNDERPANTS i use that
term in in meaning all, types you.

Speaker 4 (02:17:03):
KNOW i think everybody that the, thongs the different cuts of,
thongs the the bikini, underpants the H g, string the granny.

Speaker 10 (02:17:15):
UNDERPANTS i WHIPPED u period, panties, right, YEAH i whipped
out my lines to see how they.

Speaker 3 (02:17:20):
Fit still are they loose? NOW i mean you lost?
Weight they're. Not, no they fit about the, same about the. Same.
YEAH i haven't had them on and probably a, decade
but they fit the. Same. Yeah just are you a
thong girl or? NO i know you had a, kid
so that changes. Things but sometimes, yeah sometimes, yeah well

(02:17:44):
now we, know now we, know now we Know. Tuesdays
tuesdays are for.

Speaker 10 (02:17:49):
Thongs it's A. Tuesday it's. Uh DARE i say, it
rob our Friend Pat, Butler DARE i say.

Speaker 3 (02:17:58):
It, Please Taco, tuesday come, on songs not appropriate at, all.

Speaker 4 (02:18:10):
And thong sounds much better attached To thursday because of
the th h sounds, Right so Long thursday sounds much
nicer than Thong.

Speaker 3 (02:18:18):
Tuesday, NOW i don't want it up my butt crack On.

Speaker 10 (02:18:20):
Thursday it's a floss day On. Tuesday what if people Say,
thursday does that screw.

Speaker 4 (02:18:28):
Will works because you get, that not because you get
the t sound still Long. Thursday, yeah, okay even if
you get any, anything as long as you make that,
sound you're. Golden tuesday just doesn't doesn't match up as.
Well Maybe i'll switch it To thursdays.

Speaker 3 (02:18:42):
Then now what determines is it just that morning you,
go this is What i'm. Feeling is that What i'm? Wearing? Yeah,
okay that.

Speaker 10 (02:18:51):
Too, Yeah BUT i mean if you're coming to working
like jeans or, SOMETHING i don't know what you're wearing,
today but you'rang jeans. Today, No i'm wearing a. Skirt a, skirt,
okay so obviously under that you're not going to have bloomers.

Speaker 3 (02:19:01):
On god, Right well why?

Speaker 16 (02:19:03):
Not because the skirt is a little tight and you
don't want the underwear line you want.

Speaker 3 (02:19:09):
A g string or something in. There Something. Yeah, Yeah, well, Anyway.

Speaker 10 (02:19:17):
I'm just saying, that like this, girl if she had, Said,
OKAY i will leave some of my underwear for, you.

Speaker 3 (02:19:24):
Just the, old oldest with holes and, holes rust colored. Stains,
yes that's, RIGHT i said. IT i said WHAT i.

Speaker 10 (02:19:40):
Said we're all. ADULTS i. HAD i couldn't figure that.
Out do carbon dating on that. Thing thirsty Thong. Thursday,
hey by the, way speaking of Thirsty, THURSDAYS i don't
know if they do, it BUT i was reading That

(02:20:02):
cleveland's very Own Winking lizard was named the best sports
bar in the entire country by the readers OF Usa.

Speaker 3 (02:20:14):
TODAY i Think i'm pronouncing that. PROPERLY Usa Today america's,
Newspaper Winking lizard for more than four.

Speaker 10 (02:20:22):
Decades. Wow and, yeah they've shut some, down you, know
from time to. Time we had one when we were
out In. Independence there's one down. HERE i think it's still.
There there's one out in avon their handful OF i
think there's one.

Speaker 18 (02:20:36):
In.

Speaker 3 (02:20:36):
Lakewood, yeah there you. GO i think that og might
be in. Liquid they the very.

Speaker 10 (02:20:41):
Top they did a national list of ten sports, bars
and The Winking lizard came out The Reader's Choice. Awards
boy who knew that many people from Northeast ohio were
READING Usa Today the best sports bar in The United
states The Buffalo Wild, Wings dave And. BUSTERS i didn't
realize that was considered at a sports. Bar something called

(02:21:04):
Beef O. Brady you heard of Beef O. Brady's, no
Beef O. Brady's Winking lizard opened in nineteen eighty, three
and they are at the very top of this.

Speaker 4 (02:21:16):
List i've only been to, one and it was only
like one Time i've been to A Winking. LIZARD i
didn't think that that they were known for.

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
That NOW i might have to go.

Speaker 10 (02:21:25):
Back the one right down here, closed right the one
right around the corner from. US i think that might
be the One mary used to, work our Friend Mary.
Santora but The.

Speaker 3 (02:21:32):
Winking lizard isn't that? Closed just the one right, here uh?
Downtown he was On, Prospect, yeah like a cross. ROOM
i think there was two down here at one. Point,
well the one over On ninth is still.

Speaker 10 (02:21:44):
OPEN i think they might have gone across the, street
but there was one right behind us and they closed.

Speaker 4 (02:21:48):
Down there's a Beef O brady's and strungs Really, yeah
seventeen six ninety Two Pearl road And.

Speaker 3 (02:21:55):
Strungs exactly where that? Is how HAVE i never seen?
That beef.

Speaker 4 (02:22:01):
A family sports. Restaurant, NOW i Think i've now. THAT
I i Think i've seen this, sign and JUST i
GUESS i never read. IT i just directly. ACROSS i
know right where this.

Speaker 18 (02:22:12):
IS i do.

Speaker 3 (02:22:12):
TOO i must have never realized that that's what that.

Speaker 1 (02:22:16):
Was.

Speaker 10 (02:22:16):
YEAH i love sports bar, names by the, way because
they're just a couple different ways they. Go they either
name them after sports, things Right Cleat's. ROOKIES i was
in one the other, Night rob Called Automated Challenge. SYSTEM
i thought that was. Weird but they're trying to keep it,
modern trying to keep it. CONTEMPORARY i didn't realize the

(02:22:38):
eye made an ease sound In. Cleat that's what you were.
Saying oh, yeah the PLACE i was the head. Bartender
they call him The Cleat. Rattler oh, yeah he's up
there shaking a pair of soccer. Shoes, YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
Go DO i have a guy for? You you guys
should meet.

Speaker 4 (02:22:57):
The.

Speaker 10 (02:22:58):
Rattler meets The Cleat. Rattler, man you want to talk
about a clash of the. Tight but, yeah the, dugout
WHICH i always thought would be a great name for a.

Speaker 3 (02:23:14):
Dispensary don't sleep on that one, either or they.

Speaker 10 (02:23:18):
Do there's also a thing where they do like Something
irish and Something, mexican seeing these kinds of places like
they're playing off both. Stereotypes, hey the food's really good
and there's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (02:23:31):
Booze if you like to get Drunk, taco's come on
Into Pablo.

Speaker 10 (02:23:38):
O'Reilly's, Yeah, hey we're going to have lunch At Shamous.
SOMBREROS i love it, anyway congratulations to The Winking, lizard.

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Very TOP usa today sports? Bars who? Knew did they?
Say what the?

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Uh the metric was that that put them over the.
Top what they're, like is it that they have the
more TVs than? ANYBODY i think they were leaning. Into
what did they?

Speaker 3 (02:24:15):
SAY i think the one At independence has like a
room of.

Speaker 10 (02:24:20):
TVs it Probably Brunswick, lakewood that's the one In detroit
there Menor Beechwood avon that's the one way out there
by The Target.

Speaker 3 (02:24:30):
Canton and then, yeah there were two down.

Speaker 10 (02:24:34):
HERE i don't know HOW i maybe it was when
they were at the peak of their, powers BUT i
never knew how they were able to maintain two locations,
downtown but the one On NINTH i think.

Speaker 3 (02:24:42):
Survived it says.

Speaker 10 (02:24:45):
They highlighted their sports centric. Atmosphere, well, yeah you're ranking
sports bars. Right these guys had a real sports centric,
atmosphere did exactly what they were supposed to. Do they
had balls all over the, place wall to wall, television's
and a focus on creating what it describes as a
home away from home environment for. Fans, yeah you gotta

(02:25:10):
walk a real fine line with that home away from.
Home don't scream at your, waitresses give me another. Beer but,
yeah very top of the list. There Hey, Robert hey,
Hello oh, no The robert on the phone, though what's?

Speaker 11 (02:25:28):
Up?

Speaker 3 (02:25:28):
Robert you didn't just call Me.

Speaker 2 (02:25:30):
Bobby my former employer used to take everyone out for
lunch every day and pay for.

Speaker 3 (02:25:40):
It, oh jode for you anyway we.

Speaker 2 (02:25:45):
Been he would take us place as we, work like
in a lot of different states than all over.

Speaker 7 (02:25:51):
Country and, actually The Winking.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
Lizard is a pretty good, place.

Speaker 18 (02:25:58):
Is pretty.

Speaker 2 (02:25:58):
Consistent they're they're pretty good, actually especially when it's. Free uh,
so there's my two cents for The Winking. Lizard plus
they got those reptiles in, there the one over On Miles.

Speaker 18 (02:26:15):
Road i've been in there On friday. Nights they have
really good.

Speaker 2 (02:26:19):
Entertainment really.

Speaker 3 (02:26:28):
Thank here. ON i appreciate the appreciate.

Speaker 6 (02:26:32):
It thank.

Speaker 3 (02:26:33):
You Hey, Debbie, yes what's? Up?

Speaker 12 (02:26:43):
WELL i have a question THAT i have been foundering for,
years and this is relevant to The.

Speaker 3 (02:26:50):
Japanese.

Speaker 12 (02:26:50):
Panties so when somebody In japan commits a crime and
they leave a note or there are some type of
written thing, left.

Speaker 8 (02:27:03):
Is it possible for that we have a handwriting.

Speaker 12 (02:27:06):
Analysis done On japanese.

Speaker 7 (02:27:10):
Print.

Speaker 3 (02:27:12):
Well In, japan, Yes i'm. Sure why wouldn't They.

Speaker 7 (02:27:16):
Well because the very nature of the, language.

Speaker 12 (02:27:24):
Like it's definite specific, strokes, right, yes and it's definite
specific character.

Speaker 7 (02:27:32):
Characters, Yes so how would somebody.

Speaker 3 (02:27:37):
Know if it was a specific? Person, WELL i think
this girl knew who the guy was and that's is
that what you? Mean how do they find the?

Speaker 6 (02:27:47):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (02:27:49):
Analysis?

Speaker 19 (02:27:50):
Right?

Speaker 10 (02:27:50):
Yeah BUT i mean, handwriting despite what handwriting analysts will tell,
you it is not an exact. SCIENCE i, mean handwriting
analysis is VERY i don't even know if it's if
you can use it in, court BUT i mean some
people swear by, it but other people say it's you,
know it's, psycho it's a it's a barely.

Speaker 12 (02:28:09):
Sign like you know In, English like you, know people
the analysts will, say, oh well they always make THE
a this specific.

Speaker 5 (02:28:18):
Way, right and or they do their teas this way
or h's or whatever it may, be you, Know AND
i just, like.

Speaker 12 (02:28:28):
Because The japanese handwriting.

Speaker 7 (02:28:31):
Is so, specific it just makes.

Speaker 12 (02:28:34):
Me wonder, that, like can they really do an analysis and, say,
yeah this is the.

Speaker 3 (02:28:40):
Guy, WELL i have to.

Speaker 10 (02:28:41):
THINK i have to, Think, DEBBIE i take your, point
BUT i have to think that there are sloppy there's
sloppy handwriting In japanese, characters just like there's sloppy handwriting and.

Speaker 3 (02:28:52):
In our. Alphabet, right, yeah true That, yeah all, Right.
Debbie did you come up with this while you were? High?

Speaker 12 (02:28:59):
No oh, No i've just been thinking about this seriously for,
decades because.

Speaker 7 (02:29:04):
You, know you watch those true.

Speaker 2 (02:29:06):
Crime things and then you're, like, oh you, KNOW i
wonder if.

Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
This would, apply and BECAUSE i want whatever you're, On,
den BECAUSE i am All and then Now i'm sitting
here wondering the same damn.

Speaker 3 (02:29:15):
Thing And debbie's, right there's a there's a serious lack
Of japanese serial killers eyes true crime, shows and the
one thing you're not going to be able to do
is match them up to their.

Speaker 10 (02:29:25):
HANDWRITING i think it's more likely That debbie is troubleshooting
because she's preparing to threaten a Young japanese.

Speaker 3 (02:29:32):
Girl she wants to make sure that she can't be.

Speaker 12 (02:29:34):
Tracked i'm sitting outside of A japanese restaurant right.

Speaker 3 (02:29:38):
Now just get out of.

Speaker 10 (02:29:42):
There, huh thank, You, DEBBIE i appreciate. It how about?
That check it in wants to know what's. Up by the,
Way Japanese Underwear threat is a great band. Name so
if you, are, like you, know handful of teenagers or,
something and and you're just getting going in the, garage

(02:30:02):
not sure what to call, yourselves but you really need
something that grabs the.

Speaker 3 (02:30:06):
Ear Japanese Underwear. Threat how about? THAT i saw.

Speaker 10 (02:30:13):
That we talked about this a while, ago but they're
really going full tilt boogie on trying to pivot to
Make hooters a thing. Again the original guys who Opened,
HOOTERS i, think bought the chain pennies on the, dollar
and they're trying to rebrand and Reintroduce hooters back into
popular culture as a family friendly, restaurant except it's Called, hooters,

(02:30:39):
right so they could make a case for, like oh,
yeah it got really kind of too sexual for a.
While first of, All i've never met one single person
who went there for the. Food, okay maybe they will.
Improve the NEW. CEO i don't know if he's one
of the original, guys but there's a story a while
ago Once hooters went belly. Up the original dudes who

(02:31:00):
went to, open they're like seventy five eighty years. Old
they cash out a long time, ago but they want
to restore it to its original. Prominence but they're, like,
look if you're gonna get people back, here it can't
be girls with their jubblis hanging out.

Speaker 3 (02:31:16):
Anymore that's that's what they're.

Speaker 20 (02:31:17):
Saying, yeah they had taken The hoogar schools' uniforms over
sexualized THAT i called that the shorts almost turned into,
thongs and, frankly that was never the intent of the.

Speaker 3 (02:31:27):
Brand this was a created nineteen eighty three as an
escape or an. Oasis you, know it's a beach.

Speaker 18 (02:31:32):
Community it's a.

Speaker 3 (02:31:33):
Beach theme type of thing here In. Clowater so that
was very, upsetting and of course today on social.

Speaker 11 (02:31:38):
Media when you see pictures of people wearing the, uniform
it appropriately.

Speaker 3 (02:31:41):
Affects other markets and affected. Us so just one of the.
Rectified get the brand back to its. ROOTS i call
it a. REHOOTERIZATION a, rehooterization, dude if you look at
the original.

Speaker 4 (02:31:55):
Outfits, yes the shorts got shorter over, time but the
the point was it's been a breast.

Speaker 3 (02:32:03):
Shrunt since the.

Speaker 4 (02:32:03):
Beginning it was about big jugs Being out's call The
hooters hot chicks serving. Wings that's what the whole premise
of the place has always, been try and. Beat it
lost its way along the. Way oh, yeah when was that?
Exactly because every picture you can see from when they
open to now is exactly the. Same and why do

(02:32:25):
you think there are no waiters At?

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
Hooters?

Speaker 10 (02:32:27):
Right The hooter's name is a dobe, lantone referring to
both An american slang term for women's breasts and the
logo the, owl a bird known for its. Hooting, yeah
that's what, it, right and its eyes look like exposed. Breasts,

(02:32:47):
yeah you talk about the tail wagon the.

Speaker 4 (02:32:50):
Dog, hey we'll make the one. Owl that's the only
reason they did that only.

Speaker 10 (02:32:55):
Reason come on nineteen eighty three got started there In,
clearwater probably in the shadow of The church Of scientology
by six.

Speaker 3 (02:33:04):
Dudes and.

Speaker 10 (02:33:07):
The date that they Incorporated, Hooters. Inc was On april the,
First and they did that because they thought for it
was kind of a. Goop they thought for sure it
was going to. Fail they bought an old night, club
they got pennies on the. Dollar that was their First, hooters.

Speaker 3 (02:33:24):
And it blew up from. There they were, like, oh
this is a.

Speaker 10 (02:33:28):
Thing one of the original guys died of a heart,
ATTACK i, guess and so his will gave most Of
Hooters america to his son and. Daughter they had a
casino hotel In. VEGAS i don't that's probably not even there.
Anymore i'm sure that's long, gone The hooters hotel and

(02:33:48):
casino in two thousand and. Six, anyway they are trying
to bring it back and they want to make it
more family. Friendly, hotty let's go To. Hoos it's for
the family, now all.

Speaker 14 (02:34:06):
Right, Hey, Alan, rob listening to podcast From. Friday you
guys were talking about. CATFISHING i don't understand how people
fall for these, superstars messaging them asking for, iTunes gift
cards and all that sort of. Stuff BUT i didn't
want to let you, Know, ALAN i am sending the

(02:34:27):
Best buy gift cards that you requested On, instagram AND
i miss you so so.

Speaker 3 (02:34:32):
Much, YEAH i love.

Speaker 19 (02:34:33):
You.

Speaker 3 (02:34:34):
Bye uh huh.

Speaker 10 (02:34:36):
See already sleeps. ON i haven't gotten thank, You, tom It's.
TOMYCANTON i haven't rob really. Gotten uh a hang the
hang of this whole catfishing. Thing and, so, yes he's
sending Me Best by gift.

Speaker 3 (02:34:50):
Cards but THEN i guess you're supposed To you're supposed
to request him for a larger. Amount is that what it?

Speaker 10 (02:34:57):
Is sounds LIKE i told him to send me best
gift cards for two dollars. APIECE i don't know if
that's how.

Speaker 3 (02:35:04):
Them, yeah, yeah that's, right one thousand gift. Cards. Yeah,
yeah it's like a giant, brick right, Yeah, Alan hooters
had an? Airline is that? True they?

Speaker 10 (02:35:14):
DID i, mean at one point or, ANOTHER i think
every company had an airline and they all.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
Flopped will they have a breastfeeding menu for the? Children somebody,
ASKED i see what you, did because it's kids and.
BOOBIES i, Understand. Alan what's with all the drunk callers?

Speaker 10 (02:35:37):
Today why does somebody have to be Drunk rob to
come at us with an interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:35:43):
QUESTION i don't think it might be a little off.

Speaker 4 (02:35:47):
KILTER i made the joke That debbie may have been
high when she came up with this, theory BUT i
don't think she. Was she didn't sound drunk at. All
she sounded like she was, driving which she definitely wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (02:35:57):
Drunk beef O brady's closed all their locations Except. Worcester someone, says, oh,
okay well here you. Go, Okay, well so WHAT i
can't get out there?

Speaker 4 (02:36:09):
Anymore is that what you're, Saying gotta go To Wooster,
worcester which still looks like it's Spelled wooster to a
guy who's a transplant, here Because wooster is spelled W
r C e s t E.

Speaker 21 (02:36:20):
R like the.

Speaker 3 (02:36:21):
Sauce oh that's that's. Worcestershit that's. Different worcester Is. Worcester
worcestershire has.

Speaker 10 (02:36:29):
Different, dude while there are no SO i missed out
on the whole BEEF O brady's.

Speaker 4 (02:36:36):
WAVE i guess we can go To. Worcester, oh come,
On i'm going To. Wooster let's take a road. Trip,
kid go out to beef O brady's and get ourselves hammed.

Speaker 3 (02:36:45):
Alright maybe.

Speaker 10 (02:36:50):
Sounds like a trip, Though why not just go To Winking,
lizard the number one sports bar In america.

Speaker 3 (02:36:58):
According to the readers Of Oosa. Today, hmm.

Speaker 10 (02:37:05):
All, them they should have just let the women remove
the tops. Completely, listen you can do it on the
beaches in Northeast. Ohio why not inside a privately owned? Business,
right you card every, person and if you're trying to
make it family, friendly, uh you, know you give little
kids under a certain, age you give them a clipse, glasses,

(02:37:27):
right so they can't really see what's going. ON i,
mean the little, kids you gotta leave them around. Anyway
you can just let them run, around so you're already
gonna be holding their hand or holding them or.

Speaker 3 (02:37:35):
WHATEVER i don't, know but Beef O brady's closed that
Beef O.

Speaker 10 (02:37:48):
Brady's everybody's telling me to watch this, Documentary The. CRASH
i don't know anything. About you gotta watch The.

Speaker 3 (02:37:59):
Crash i'm, like why, Strong, yeah but it's not even that.
OLD i.

Speaker 10 (02:38:05):
WAS i kind of looked at when everybody's, like you
got to watch this BECAUSE i just haven't seen it come,
up and it's all like people were talking about this
happened like two years? Ago DID I how DID i
not hear? About did we talk about this at the.
TIME i don't remember this at.

Speaker 3 (02:38:17):
All it WAS i remember that it was a huge
news story. HERE i mean.

Speaker 4 (02:38:21):
Clearly i'm sure you must have talked about. IT i
wasn't on the, show But i'm guessing it.

Speaker 3 (02:38:25):
Doesn't ring any bells of. ME i guess it probably
had to come. Up, yeah it was a humongous.

Speaker 10 (02:38:30):
Story i'm like some, girl some crazy high school girl
who drove into a wall and killed her boyfriend and his.
Friend this isn't an episodic, documentary is it? They did
they squeeze eight episodes out of?

Speaker 3 (02:38:43):
This or is it like a? FILM i think it's
like an hour and a half or. Something. Woof she's in.

Speaker 23 (02:38:48):
JAIL i, assume, yeah fifteen years to life or. Something all,
right she'll be out in what she's very, Young, yeah
SHE'S i think she's twenty one. Now she was seventeen
when she did.

Speaker 3 (02:38:59):
This she'll be out by the time she's thirty. FIVE
i don't think she's gonna get. Out, yes you. Will
you can make a. Case you can appeal that. Stuff
if you're That, johnny try.

Speaker 16 (02:39:08):
To appeal, it like multiple, times but she's a vailed
or what is? It eligible for parole after fifteen, years
but they're probably not gonna she killed two, people you.

Speaker 3 (02:39:17):
Know, yeah BUT i, thought have you watched? This by the, way, yeah,
okay multiple documentaries on, it BUT i only saw.

Speaker 23 (02:39:24):
This oh?

Speaker 3 (02:39:24):
Really oh, yeah there's been a bunch of. Tried netflix
just put this one. Up oh that's the only.

Speaker 10 (02:39:29):
One, yeah, okay all. Right everybody's, like have you watched the?
CRASH i, GO i don't know what you're talking? About
The bandicoot?

Speaker 3 (02:39:36):
Documentary you. KNOW i like to go on in a low,
note Rob so that's what we'll. Do it was a
it was a low, one very.

Speaker 19 (02:39:51):
Low is that your?

Speaker 13 (02:39:52):
Real?

Speaker 14 (02:39:53):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (02:39:54):
Yes, yes, yes, good thank. You, yeah he's the cleat
rattling that's right.

Speaker 11 (02:40:03):
With the.

Speaker 3 (02:40:03):
Beard what you're the one that asked her to talk.

Speaker 9 (02:40:09):
More NOW i must leave you as The brady bunch is,
on AND i find four of those children incredibly.

Speaker 6 (02:40:15):
Arousing get at.

Speaker 21 (02:40:18):
It be careful of what you, Say be careful in every.
Way be careful of what you. Do big brother is watching.
You be circumspect and, Discreet stay light on your mental.

(02:40:38):
Feet one slip and you know who you're. Through Big
brother is watching you and will all. Narratives Remember obedience,
Paid and when you watch that dav, screen remember it
works both.

Speaker 3 (02:40:58):
Ways you'll disappear in a.

Speaker 21 (02:41:02):
Wink unless you can double, think you'll vanish into the.
Blue Big brother is watching.

Speaker 11 (02:41:13):
You