Poop & Park, Cat-A-Corn, Wank Pay, Pridein' Dirty, Grate Loss, Blue Boom, Specs, Thinstructions

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Speaker 4 (00:49):
Hey, there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Gang?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Good afternoon, Hi there, greetings, the salutations and blah blah blah,
the welcome to the program. My name is Alan Cox,
thanks for being here. Roby Anthony's run over there. What's
up man, Jessica Ann Hutchinson, you'll find firmly ensconced back
there in the corner and studio. GHI and if you'd

(01:31):
like to join us, please do. Boy, this doesn't feel
like a short week doesn't doesn't feel like a short week.
I don't know why. I see, I took a little
pre show constitutional as committed to trying to do those
every day as I am. I usually don't too many

(01:53):
other things going on. But you know, today, where it's
going to be upwards of seventy five degrees or whatever,
it's sixty nine nice in pardon me, in downtown Cleveland.
A nice day, right, And so I did a little

(02:14):
lap around the block. Rob right next door to us,
here this brand new apartment building that took a couple
of years to build, a good five or six distinct poops.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh yeah, did you happen to walk down there? I
was walking down to the Hinens a little earlier to
get a nash and then I had to dip in
to the CVS to grab something, and just outside there
between the two buildings, there were like a series of
what appeared to be human logs, And so I was like,
this is what summertime in downtown Cleveland is all about.

(02:54):
Do we feel like they came from the same person? Golly,
I sure hope not. It would be great if one
person pinched a couple of links and then somebody else
was walking by had to do the same thing, and
we're like, well, I guess this is this is this
is the designated area X marks the spot. Yeah, here
we are, and so I I kid, of course, I

(03:16):
imagine it all came from the same person. It's a
lot of poop. You got to remember if you're gonna
be a downtown dweller, to curb your humans, make sure
that you're always carrying bags with you. I didn't have
a bag with me, rob, and so I wasn't able
to pick it up. Otherwise I probably would have, I
think at a row dog that just to do a solid,
come back, wash your hands, I would do a solid.

(03:37):
That's good. I was not going to do that. But
it was interesting to see poops outside of this building.
Usually we'll find them in various states in the stairwell,
but it's it was right out there on the sidewalk.
So you watch where you were going. If you watch
in the middle of the sidewalk, right, I mean, if

(03:57):
you're somebody who was unhoused or somebody who maybe just
isn't going to make it on time. You know, we
always think of it as being the domain of people
who are walking around downtown with nowhere to be all
day to get there, you know, the homeless, the unhoused,
whatever you want to call them, the indigen But you
also have to allow for the fact that it could

(04:18):
be regular people, gainfully employed, fully dressed, and they're walking.
You know, you hear about it all the time. All
you got to do is spend a couple of hours
watching network television or any streaming service, I guess, and
it's nothing but ads for prescription drugs. Many of them
are for gastro intestinal problems. Right, there's crones, there's moderate

(04:43):
to severe gastro enteritis whatever. Everybody's got moderate to severe,
nobody's got a little touch, nobody's got a nuclear case
of it. It's all in that moderate to severe range.
And so you have to allow for the fact that
it might on occasion be nobody just walking down the streets.
They're like, oh my god, oh my moderate to severe

(05:04):
crones is acting up and they're not gonna make it,
and they got to drop one right there in the
middle of the sidewalk. If it was up against a building,
you could conceivably picture like a homeless person maybe trying
to get around, you know, just plopping one out. But
when it's in the middle of the sidewalk, hey, you
have to assume at that point it probably just fell out. Yeah,
bull came out of the pants, came like it just

(05:25):
slipped past the shorts like it's just now. I wager
that even even grosser than that are the people who
just let their dogs do it and don't pick Let's
say it was a dog. That means a person walking
their dog dog takes multiple dumps, they just keep on going.
It is not It's not labor intensive at all to

(05:46):
pick up after your dog, especially if you're gonna live downtown.
First of all, I don't care who you are. If
you live downtown, I hate to break it to you.
You got no business having a dog, all right. Dogs
in an animal. They got to run around whatever. You
have a pet downtown, that's free you and ain't for them.
So the least you can do is when you're taking
them for a walk on concrete, you pick up their crap. Preach.

(06:09):
I got a big backyard, right, I mean, if you
live somewhere where you're fortunate enough to have a yard,
you look, the dog are in around, take a dump,
and then you go back. You know, before I mow
the lawn, I have to do a big old pass
through the grass to make sure that I'm picking up
all the dumps. I don't like to mow over the dumps,
and so I'll pick them up. But people who live
downtown and insist on having an animal, Okay, there's things

(06:31):
that go along with that, right, you can't stand to
be alone. Fine, a lot of people are that way, okay,
But that animal doesn't want to live downtown. It wants
to be somewhere where it can frolic. The building is
door to was. When they were building it, they had
all the oh, there's gonna be a dog park on
the roof. I think there is, actually I think there is.
But all the more reason where let's say it was

(06:54):
somebody living in that building takes the dog down to
the street level, take it for a walk, takes the dump.
I didn't mean to do such a deep dive, by
the way, on those half a dozen logs that I
stepped over right outside here of six to six eight euclid.
But there it is, and it's just we obviously a
big picture. Rob When you see the coarsening of our culture,

(07:16):
I think it's the smaller things that if we still
attend to them, we can keep whatever minimal threads of
this fading republic that we possibly can, and one of
those is just curb your dog. Also, learn how parking
garages work. I can't believe that there are grown people

(07:36):
with driver's licenses. I am pulling out of my parking
spot last night. I'm leaving work after the show. Obviously
around seven o'clock. There aren't nearly as many cars in
this parking garage as there would be during regular business hours.
That's fine. I'm pulling out of my spot, and I'm
too far up the ramp to take that little exit

(07:58):
there and go down. Yeah, so I'm going to go
up another level and then go down right, That's fine.
This guy comes whipping around the corner going the wrong way.
Oh yeah, almost hits me head on, and I'm so
I lay on my horn and this guy stops and
I'm a little bit off to the side anyway, and
he's trying to go past me, and I go, bro,

(08:19):
I'm like, I roll down my window and he gets
up next to me and I go, what are you doing?
I'm going down? I know you're going down, bro, I go,
this is what you're going down where you're supposed to
go up. I said, you're going the wrong way. And
he didn't get it. He goes. He kept saying, I'm
going down. I said, this is one way. You're going
the wrong way. How do you not know that?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
How do you not know that?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
When all the cars are angled one way you're going,
you're going the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
How do you know? Oh?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I see?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I said, make the little left right here, right that
little exit thing between level. I said, go right here,
make hook this little left here that'll take you down.
How do you not know parking garage works?

Speaker 7 (09:02):
This is why you're such a better person than me.
I would have just given the guy the finger and
kept driving. Well, no, I'm like, I don't know who
you're explaining how parking garages work. I would have been like, bro,
get bent, go.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I don't know how. You're a grown ass man in
a car. And he lives in this building because I
saw him in the hallway this morning coincidentally, and I
was walking a few paces behind him, just so happened.
I was coming out of the suite and and I
wanted to be like, I really want to say something
this guy, but it's probably best if our interaction was
limited to that. But I'm like, listen, we've all been

(09:35):
in two way parking garages, right, Those are where the
car the spots are not angled. They literally make a
visual and physical arrow pointing in the direction. You see
people all the time in here. Usually they're not whipping
around corners. You know when pound Cake used to work here,
he'd come whipping around. I go, bro, why are you whipping?
Or oh, I go, you almost hit me daily whipping

(09:58):
down the thing. You a grown ass man and you
don't know how a parking garage works well. And then
there's the people that have to back into the angled spots.
That's my favorite thing. I'm like, oh, now you're making
it harder on yourself to leave. Like I'm sitting here
waiting for you to do a ninety point turn so
you can back. Trust me, Rob, I love a pull
through spot. Me too. I'm a backer inner, right, but

(10:20):
not at an angled parking garage or you have to
hook your car out. I'm like, what is the upside
of this?

Speaker 7 (10:25):
They're saying it's easier when you it's not leave, it's
not times harder.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
You just pull out and go in the direction of
the other cars, but then you have to back into
traffic when the garage is full.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh they're talking of Oh, I like, when there's an event,
that's why people will back in. But it's still stupid
and angled spots. It takes forty five minutes to back
the goddamn car into an angled spot.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
And you're making people wait, you are trying to get past.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
You, and then to get out, you're still going to
have to pull the Austin Powers ninety five point turn.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
All I'm saying is sometimes we have to inconvenience ourselves
minimally just to keep things moving along literally and figuratively.
All right, being inconvenienced is not the worst thing that
can happen to anyone. But this guy literally almost hit
me head on last night. I was like, not only

(11:18):
are you going the wrong way, you're like whipping around
the corner. I almost got hit you.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Two days ago, some dude came around the corner in
like a black Honda Pilot. Might have been Gene Simmons,
mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And was it a two thousand and two because that's
what he drives.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Yeah, you know, Jeene Simmons, of kiss and of himself
and of himself. Yeah, I mean just screaming down. I
mean going the right way, but like way too fast
for the find out.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah. Yeah, So I just stopped and the guy like
drove by and looked at me like like.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
I did something wrong. I'm like, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Was I not supposed to follow directions?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I crawl through this part of the garage because I'm like,
there's gonna be some people coming around the corner, and
there's always people walking.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't want to hit any buddy, but listen, speed
is one thing. I'll even speed is fine, that's whatever
baked in of the cake. But the wrong way. I'm like, homeboy,
what are you doing? Yeah? Not great. I'm going down.
I know you're going. I'm not confused about which direction
you're going. I'm confused as to why you're going that direction. AnyWho,

(12:21):
It's all good now, Rob. I found the guy uh
and stuffed him in his own trunk. Good yep, So
it's a good A couple of hot takes from you,
right out of the shoes. I'm on one today, Rob,
I know you are too. You're on fumes. Oh dude, Yeah,
today's been a day, but that's that's fine, We're good.
We're good. In the words of the immortal Rebecca Black.

(12:45):
Rob you know what I'm gonna say? You know what
in the words of the immortal Rebecca Black. Mm No,
Saturday and Saturday comes after words? What's the dude?

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Is Fry.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Fry Day? Ridaymorrow and Saturday and Mondays afterwards? My daughter
day is Friday. Today was the last Friday of the
fourth grade for my daughter. And that song gets played
on ALEXA on Friday mornings, just kind of as a
goof because even she understands it is one of the

(13:20):
worst songs in American history. Obviously, right, a grown man
wrote it. It's not like she wrote it. A grown
man wrote it. Try to stack some cheddar with a
girl in his sound booth, and boy they did to. Alright,
the car show on one it might have been just
a voice man. He's a man of a thousand.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Voices, voice man that ever listened, none of which will
make you laugh.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But he never took a performance for right. Alan got
on WMMS Guardians Back at It tonight hosting The Red

(14:29):
Sox of Boston Tonight. Seven ten is your first pitch.
The Socks Sucks, The Ghost of Yes Oh, dude, he's
coming in at Cleveland, Big Poppy. Yeah he's still on
the team. Oh yeah yeah, Red Sox Guardians Tonight seven ten,
six forty is going to be your pregame coverage here

(14:49):
on the Buzzard. You get a fall if you really
want to get the entire experience, you get a full
thirty minutes prior to game time to kind of get
yourself squared away, to make sure that you're in the
proper head space to enjoy Guardians Baseball. So tonight and
then Tomorrow and Sunday are afternooners. Tomorrow night, as a
matter of fact, it is the return of our Saturday

(15:10):
night metal show, Rob There's going to be a lot
of weeks this summer where we won't be on just
for a variety of scheduling conflicts. But tomorrow night we
do two hours of nothing but heavy metal. Head Stuart
Copeland of The Police on the show yesterday and he
divulged that he is a huge death metal fan. He said,
that's where you will find the very best drummers right now.

(15:31):
You won't really find them in straight ahead rock and roll,
he said. He said, you'll find them in death metal.
And he likes the vibe. He likes the energy, he
likes the aggression, and he likes the chops and so
there's a plenty of that more where that came from.
Tomorrow night on the Buzzard starts at ten. It's called
two Hours to Midnight. It's me along with Corey Roddick

(15:54):
and Pat Butler, and we're very excited to bring it
to you. Our buddy d listens on the iHeartRadio app.
He's a bureau chief down in Houston, and he said, Alan,
I was, he works in a record or a music shop.
Rather a music shop. I don't know if it's a
guitar center. It's like a mom and pop joint. I

(16:16):
don't know what. But he said, I'm always playing the
show in the store, and a handful of customers were curious.
I'm happy to say I got to turn on a
bunch of old metal dudes, turned them onto the show.
How about that. You imagine if he began like a
little coffee clatch there at the music shop. You know,
guys start coming in, maybe have a couple of pops

(16:39):
just standing around, uh, playing some instruments, rob and listening
to the program. But no pressure. If you listen to
us on iHeart Radio. Tip tell at yourself, tell me
where you listen. Laurie is it in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

(17:01):
Steve is in Nashville, Kyle is out there in Kansas City, Missouri,
Tims in Saint Louis, Paul listens to the show in Ogden, Utah,
and Steve o is in Canby, Oregon. That's suburban Portland,
if memory serves. I'm not a cat guy. The only

(17:22):
pets I've ever had have been dogs. But cats are
very conducive to some people's personalities. You know, there are
some people who love both animals. There are people who
are great with dogs and cats. I've never been a
cat person. Cats were more fun back in the day
when you could declaw them, and then everybody came to
the conclusion that that's really really bad for them, Like

(17:44):
it's really more than just you know, trimming their nails.
But I remember when I was a younger man and
was dating girls with cats. If they were declawed, it
was a utopia. You didn't have to worry about if
you stayed over, you'd have to worry about being awakened
in the middle of a night by a cat, you know,
jumping onto your sternum with its claws embedded in you

(18:10):
right right. Dogs, yeah, they can get worked up, and
yeah you gotta let them out in the middle of
the night if they get take a dump or whatever.
But cats, you know, they've listened. They've got their own
positive qualities. But they just had the nationwide I think
it's nationwide insurance maybe, or the Wackiest Cat Name contest,

(18:31):
Rob Wacky. We gotta fight out with the wackiest cat
lives are and they the one that won. A cat
named Cheddar big booty cheeseburger. This is the other thing, too,
is cat people come up with the worst frigging names.
Dog people there like this is Steve, this is Dakota whatever.

Speaker 10 (18:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
There's dumb dog names too, yes, but it's never You're
never naming it like a prized race horse. You know.
People are everybody's got to get super cute with cat names. Okay, fine,
they are much because of that, though, they're very pun heavy,
and so I'm ambivalent about the whole thing, frankly, because
I never met a pun I didn't like Rob. So

(19:15):
if I'm going to run into katatooey, listen, it's a
stupid name. But I like the pun what do you
want from me? I contain multitudes. But the animals name
that won is Cheddar, big booty cheeseburger. I think it's
stinks bad name, stinks, stinks, But that's the one that won.

(19:39):
I don't know what they won. Uh and his name
beat other finalists, including the aforementioned katatowy munchie mcpurry toes.
This is what I'm talking about. I hate everything about it.
I mean, sure, I'm I'm diving d into a stereotype here,

(20:01):
but I gotta say, and obviously I am biased towards
the canine. However, dog people buy and large, they can
talk to humans and be okay. Cat people are in
a whole other thing. They are never happier than when
they are fully ensconced in their environment with their cats.

(20:22):
That's why you don't find old women who have a
dozen dogs. You know you have old women that have
fifteen cats. Because first of all, they're low maintenance. It's
a perfect animal for a lazy individual.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You can leave home for a week and the cat'll
be fine. It'll eat, it'll poop, it'll do whatever it
needs to do. Leave bowl water up for it. You're fine.
So they are far less labor intensive than dogs. But
I digress, Rob, This is just about the names. Why
am I going off on some tangent? Right? There are
cats that I think are adorable and nice. I've met

(20:59):
aical along the way, Lucifer mio Zebub, lord of cats.
Golly that lost Muh. Somebody named their Catnudacris. See, I
don't hate that. Chris Cleocatra. Uh anyway, uh Cheddar big

(21:27):
booty Cheeseburger won the national uh Wackiest Cat Name contest,
and that is wacky. It's just weird. That was my
high school nickname, so I don't I'm wondering.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yeah, if someone knew me, maybe and then they decided
to like I feel like I should get some credit
for that.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
These machines are always listening, boy, always listening, Hey stripper
Scott speaking of a guy who knows his way around
a kiddie rode.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, my cats have no normal names. I think they're
a muffin cupcake and cookie.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
So I don't think I knew you had cats, Scott,
But you're an you're an inventive guy. How did you
come up with muffin cupcake? Or were these hand me
down cats did you inherit cats?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, they call them I don't want a boy with
this story of the double derived that's what I got
Muffin from. But it sounds like a cute name for
a cat.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
And then.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Also also, they don't come when you call them anyway,
so change the name and call them whatever you want.
You could call a cat something different every single day
and they would still ignore you.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
So you know something, Mine seemed to know their names.
When I and I call them individually, they seem to
be able to tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I don't know, but all right, come here, come here
for a burger? What else can I help you with? Scott?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I just I don't know if I'm too late to
chime in on how much I hate people that consisted
back into parking spaces?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Now are we? We are talking specifically about in the
angled one way parking garage is like we have here.
If you're on a flat, you know, just straight out
parking spots. I'm a backer inner. I don't care about that.
I'm not looking to hold people up. Uh, but in
the in the angled parking garage is it just defies explanation?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, yeah, I agree that that's the worst and pulling
through a spot is fine. You know that I'll leave
that too, And I think back in, if there's someone
that that parallel parks a lot, you're probably better at it.
But I think everybody, at least in my life that
I that I see, they think they can back in
way better than they actually can because they're never straight,
they're never in just one spot. They're on an angle,

(23:57):
they're overlapping, and you know, they're holding everybody up the
most egregious and if you're ever trying to go through
idem walls are kind of going. But just say you're
like a Walmart or something and there's a there's a
spot and there's a you know, a line of corners
and you're going down the aisle. The guy goes past
the spots and you get ready to pull in and no, no, no, no,
no no, he has to back in. So now you're
halfway into the spot and he's backing in, honking at

(24:19):
you in the sir and to swear you because you're
supposed to know that he wanted to pull past it
so we can back into the spot instead of just
pulling in like a normal person and not holding everybody up.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
What's that Grandma A bunch of assholes. That's what I say.
I love you, I miss you. Okay, thank you, Scott boy,
you want to talk about a guy rob who for
a long time would only pull in from the back.

Speaker 12 (24:43):
Omer.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Thank you, Scott. I appreciate the call.

Speaker 11 (24:50):
He Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, so I was just thinking why.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
I just kept thinking of like all the weird names
that he would have for his cats, Like muff was
the obvious because the.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Muffin, Yeah, and what are the other uh? What are
the other names?

Speaker 7 (25:06):
I mean they just pick any vaginal euphemism and throw
it at a cat name like that's I guarantee, there's
there's gotta be something there for Scott that.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Let me go to let me go to my list
of female genitalia euphemisms rock and see if maybe he
wants to grab one for one of his cats. So
these might not necessarily be you know, conducive to cat names,
but uh, let's see furry cup kem here, spam, cabinet,
gmre for burger, ground zero, grotto. What the hell hold

(25:42):
is my list? It sounds pretty old? Uh, sugared almond?
What is this? Boy? I really should have updated I
really should have updated this twisted slipper, Hm, flappy meal.
You can't name a cat flappy meal? And who's suggested that?
I think you could hipposy on? No, shame velope, come here,

(26:05):
shame velope. Boy. This is a old isn't this list?
It's terrible, It's awful. Okay, listen, name your dumb animals
which you want?

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hey, if you listen to us on iHeartRadio, you can
leave messages there for us as well with that talkback button. Hey,
Alan Matt in Macedonia.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
Here, you guys are talking about paper mills, and that
reminded me of when we would go to Myrtle Beach
when I was younger. We would drive down and we
would pass all these paper mills, allegedly, and my mom
would always fart, you know, cut muffins, so to speak,
and they would always read and she would always blame
it on the paper mills, just you know, as anybody

(26:45):
actually believed it. Anyway, Hate me, love.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
You, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I guess I didn't think about that. We're talking about
that paper mill where the chemical tank exploded in Washington
State and the whole bunch of people were killed. That
must have smelled terrible. Have you ever been near a
paper mill? Smells awful? It's uh. I'll give it up
for Matt's mom by the way, because you know he's
talking about, oh, you go to Myrtle Beach, and I
like how he phrased it. My mom would always fart

(27:12):
like she was holding it in until they got within
striking distance of a paper mill.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Well that's my That's that's what I was thinking, like, Yeah,
so this woman didn't fart ever, with the exception of
when she was at around a paper mill.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Maybe the smell was actually the paper mill. Well, that's
what I'm saying. Pay You know, there's a lot of
sulfur that is produced when they turn paper into pulp,
that whole process. So if you've ever been near a
paper mill, I mean, God forbid, you know people that listen.
I grew up in northern Illinois, and there are a
lot of paper mills in Wisconsin, and so when you'd

(27:44):
go up there for any reason, inevitably you'd end up,
you know, near I was always thinking to people who
lived near paper mills, like, oh my god, it's just
like you know, like when you can smell Newark a
mile away, you know, when you're flying into Newark. You
can smell it. It's like that in around paper mills
because of all the sulfur. So his mom. I think

(28:05):
that's pretty smart, because as a kid, he was like, Oh,
she's probably lying. No, it might have been the paper mill,
but your mom was smart enough to at least try
to use that as cover.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
No, it was definitely mom. They were audible. She'd get
there and be like, Oh, that paper mill is stinky.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
And loud. Are the paper mills so loud?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Golly, I didn't think. You know, usually the finished product
paper tends to be really quiet. I didn't know that
the process of making paper was so loud.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
What.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh, that's just some loose leaf. That's just mommy holding
toots Yep, what do you call it? She'd well, you
can't say that anymore. Feel free to use that one.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Oh I will.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Mom's up there blowing some loose leaf.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Like, don't muffin smell good?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Depends on the muffat brand? Who eats brand muffins Under
the age of seventy you eat brand muffins.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
If available, Yeah, why because they're good?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
But there are so many better muffins available.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
When I was a kid, I had to eat a
lot of brand muffins. Everything goes back to the weirdo
diet that my mom subjected us to, right, Rob, trying
to keep us healthy. When I was a kid, ate
a lot of brand muffins, all right, Now, my mom
will put raisins in them. I guess she thought that
would judge it up. I don't know, I get what
she was trying to do. But there are But then
you get older and you go, oh my god, there's
a there's a world of muffins. Oh yeah, there's blueberry,
there's cranberry orange, there's oh god, I mean you even

(29:37):
take corn over brand, I mean corn bread corn. Oh,
corn muffins so good. I eat those all day long. Well,
you've never heard of a corn muffin. Have you had
corn bread? Yeah, okay, it's the same thing. It's just
in muffin for But you've never heard of that. No,
never heard of corn muffin.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
I've heard of a corn bread.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Rob. She's a newly minted twenty seven year old who
eats Rand muffins now as a new mom. It's a
good way to keep you regular.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
But my kid even likes them.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
But he's a baby, Yeah, he likes. Is this is
a lot of this because parents do this. I did
it to I understand. Is a lot of this. Like
you're eating what he's eating.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Well, yeah, whatever he gives me on his wet little
hands after he's shoving food in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So you're giving him brand muffins. Yeah, and you're kind
of eating the remainder and you go, oh, that's that's
pretty good.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
I was like, oh, that's so good. Thinks it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But wait, you're doing this for him or you like this?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
He's yeah with his drool and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh yeah, is wet meat.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, And I'm like, oh, thanks.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Why don't you hand me some lasagna yet? Dummy? Yeah? Well, anyway,
corn muffins are dynamite because when I was a kid,
my dad would make like, uh, he would make like
southern food, soul food a lot, and that always comes
with like, you know, corn bread and corn muffins, things
like that. Those are d delicious. If they're not dry,
it's not the worse than a dry corn muffin.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
What about an undercooked corn muffin?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Undercooked? Yeah, well that would be a wet corn muffin. Yes,
you don't you don't want like a doe kind of
You want a nice moist, You want a nice moist
corn muffin. Rob will tell you that, yes, gotta have
it moist. That's right. So the oh, by the way,

(31:30):
in before I move on here, that guy called Mike
and Macedonia or Matt Macedonia. Oh my mom was always farting.
They are still trying to find the guy. In London.
Scotland Yard is on the lookout for a guy that
they have on camera laying down a bit of graffito.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I farted in yoga is this guy's tag. He's been
tagging walls and he puts to e backwards and they're
searching for the vandal who was running around with I
farted in yoga graffiti on a bunch of walls. Here.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Hey, this is caught on camera.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Look at this. That is no banksy.

Speaker 14 (32:10):
Police in London are on the hunt for this guy
after he vandalized the construction site with spray paint. And
you see him right here writing in large text I
farted in yoga, complete with a little cartoon figure.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Or maybe it says I fart three D in yoga.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Depends on what you think. If that's not.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Enough I like that the dude is doing it in
broad daylight. You know, we have this idea a bridge
overpasses and things. We have this idea of like people
that are you know, tagging structures and the cover of darkness.
This guy realizes you can do just about anything in
the broad daylight and nobody will think of anything of it,
because I think you're supposed to be doing it and
people are just walking by and he's putting I fart

(32:46):
in yoga on this wall.

Speaker 14 (32:47):
The fartiest even put a copyright logo on his masterpiece
and stuck around where.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Quick smost do what you did there up farthest.

Speaker 14 (32:54):
Right there to admire the work before he headed out,
never to be seen again.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Interest gone like a puff of gay.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah yeah, hey, byam. So they're looking for this guy.
They even put it in the Chiron graffiti fartist, so
they're leaning all in on that stuff, but they haven't
found yet. I'm surprised they didn't call him skanky rob.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm more surprised that the newsperson used fart.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I was too.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Didn't that feel weird? Well, yeah, normally they would refer
to maybe it's a more lighthearted newscast or something, but yeah,
usually to your point, they would be like passing with
the flatulence artists. Was yeah in the part.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
When she read it like you can see what it says,
basically a not so nice word for flatulence there on
the wall.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Mm hmm. Not only does she say it like I said,
they have it there on the on the chiron the
box screen. Fart three D No you don't well don't we?

Speaker 10 (33:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
That really right?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Allen Cox Show on one seven WMMS, The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
I've been listening to that horses of yours for months
and you can take that crap and blow it out
your ass, and for good measure, just call the Alan
Cox Show two one six, five seven eight one double
oh seven or one eight three four eight one double
oh seven.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Jess who got those third eye blind singers?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Adam Bolco, I mean Adam Bolkel of Paynesville, O High.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Hey down there in Paynesville, you all right?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
I call the.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
All the people speaking and graduation classes now are like
giving like anti AI speeches. They're like, hey, every about it? Yeah,
and they heard what happens when you talk about it
in a positive way. Hey, get booed. We don't want
that so let's go with the exact opposite.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
It's like Lois Griffin when she was running for mayor
or school committee, whatever it was, and she would just go.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Nine eleven eleven. I like what she has to say. Yeah,
you throw the rubes from raw meat, lap it up.
There's a guy named Jeremy Scott. He has been a
long time, very prominent fashion designer. And I guess he
was giving the commencement address at some art school or
something like that, and he started reading a speech to

(35:35):
the class, hold on.

Speaker 11 (35:39):
Where in the hold of the new beginning, each of
you have traveled the unique paths to get here, filled
with challenges, triumphs, and moments of doubt. And now as
you step forward into this world, I want you to
remember this. Your potential is limitless. Sounds kind of cliched, right,

(36:04):
doesn't sound often?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Tick? Does it sounds like you've heard it before? Right,
it's because it's Ai. You don't really want God. I'll
buck vada raiden AI. I look these guys, Charles Nelson, Riley.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
Vibe that he's putting on it, and you don't want
to hear what AI has to tell you to feel
or to think. And you don't want the AI overlord's
telling you what's right and what's wrong, because you know
what AI can't.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
By the way, don't tell me what I do or
don't want. Even if you're anti AI, I would love
AI to tell me how I feel. That'd be great.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
You're having a good day, maybe maybe I am having,
Maybe I am having All this time I thought my
day sucked.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Thanks AI. Oh wait, that's al, Thank you, AL, thank
you AL if I can call you Betty. Yeah, Jeremy
Scott is the guy there. It's because my speech was
AI I like to big reveal and then the dramatic
tearing of the card.

Speaker 15 (37:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, well listen, man, they still need people to funnel
money into a bad investment. And so that's how you
end up with everybody talking about data centers and AI.
And you know, by hook or by friggin crook man,
they will make sure that these things get done. There's
an article about how the federal government, the Trump administration,

(37:37):
is targeting data center and anti AI activists and they're
trying to formulate a new threat category for the FBI
to look at, which would be anti tech violent extremism.
So like, hey, if you're on social media talking about
how you don't want AI to steal your job. They're

(37:59):
gonna go, what are you want so violent? Extremist? Nothing
says AI will be great for everybody, like calling people
who don't buy into it criminals, that's great. AI can't
run a society, though they keep trying. We played the
thing last week where they were trying to do the
radio stations and they would have the not just like
the DJs, but they were having AI models try to

(38:23):
run radio stations, and it was they were destroyed within
like a handful of hours. Let's jump back over and
see they did with our edited script. Here, here we
go right, settle this once and for all. Prince or
Michael Jackson, no.

Speaker 14 (38:40):
Question, Prince he played twenty seven instruments or heels better
than me and still shredded.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, but Michael Moon walked into history and literally owned
the Beatles catalog. Prince wrote nothing compares to you for
someone else and it still recks your soul. MJ gave
us Thriller. That album out sold Oxygen. But Prince made
Purple Rain and somehow made crying in a bathtub look cool. Fine.
Prince was a genius. Michael was magic. So they tie. Nope,

(39:10):
MJ wins. I mean, that is just so good. I
don't get that guy. I don't get radio dude either.
He's on YouTube as radio dude, but if he's really
a radio dude, how could he possibly think that's good. Well,
I think a lot of those people have given up
and they've gone over it to like, hey, if this
is the next thing, let's just you know, gargle their

(39:30):
nuts and see what happens. Sure, it's probably working for
you know, some company that does it, but that is
so good. I think it would be great if they
took one of those just like mind numbingly bland AI
shows or whatever they're trying to do, but give them
like wildly provocative names. You know, we make fun at
radio names all the time. You know, they're like lunch

(39:53):
pail and wolverine, things like that, you know what I mean,
Like those are still a thing. You wouldn't think that
they would have hung on. But I think part of
it is is for the people who have been on
the air for a long time, they're not just going
to chuck their air name. I mean, whether you have
a silly name or not, you end up with some
some equity in your in your market, so you know,

(40:13):
after twenty five years, you're not going to start going
by pete, so you end up being a grown man
who calls himself lunchbox or whatever, you know. And uh,
but to give they should do any station using like
the AI host like that, they should give them wild names.
I don't know what those would be, marnings with you know,
because those kinds of those are going to be on

(40:36):
pretty like straight edge radio.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, so you're not going to have you know, ball
ripper and bean bag those that's which one's the female everybody.
It's offensive to everyone involved.

Speaker 16 (40:58):
Across house, box and beds. This is true Mount Monroe,
well on Breakfast totally legit. Sounds totally legit, Mark Monroe.
But yeah, the British AI DJ they liked that a lot.
But they keep giving AI models things to do in

(41:18):
order to try to train them or try to find
out where the weak spots are I guess or whatever.
And so the main a Now again these are just
running on data sets of all the dumb crap that
we've already thrown online. There's obviously differences between generative AI
and different kinds, but.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
They let the main AI models create and run a
simulated society, and most of them went extinct within about
a few days. Open AI. I think they're chat GPT
whatever that company is. They have something called Claude Grock

(41:55):
is Elon Musk's I believe, but that data set is
you know, all Elon Musk poison and nonsense anyway, And
you know they were like, oh, which one did the
best and which one did the worst? And you know,
the chat GPT one they said that they ran a
crime free democratic society. Gemini, which is Google's AI, committed

(42:17):
the most crimes given the parameters that were set for
their simulated societies, and Elon Musk's Grock destroyed the world
in four days. So they're like, yeah, sounds right. There's
a lot to figure out here, because I think you know,
when people, whether they take it from pop culture and
skynet or whatever, or people who actually are familiar with

(42:40):
the inner workings of these kinds of things, when they
talk about the exponential growth of AI models and what
they can do, what they will do, whatever, I think
everybody thinks that there's a long tail on these things.
You know that once AI becomes more and more fully integrated,
into everyday life. Obviously it will not be anything resembling

(43:02):
what they've sold it to us, as you know that's
how tech always works. Oh my god, this is going
to democratize the world. You're going to have more time
to do whatever. Yes, because we'll beating bugs and won't
be employed. Right, yeah, you know, no one has a
job right exactly. But I think people think that there's
going to be this And obviously nobody knows anything about

(43:23):
the future, but people think there's gonna be this long
tail on something. It could just as easily be the
world blows up in four days, you know, once something
gets a hold of something that's not supposed to have.
But I don't know so, but they keep giving it
things to try to run. Now, it's not all bad.
I've got some sperm news.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Sperm news.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
There's an AI startup that wants to pay people two
thousand dollars a month to masturbate. Sweet, Right, it's not
all bad. This is what I'm talking about. This is
where all tech. We know this, It doesn't matter what
it is. It was the printing press, onto the industrial revolution,
onto the the advent of the internet and social media.

(44:13):
Everything every point in the curve. All technology hits the
apex of its success when it's applied to pornography. Right,
we all know this, and so this AI startup they say,
they are saying this is one real and it's it's
not made up. There's a company that is hiring masturbation consultants, dude,

(44:40):
to test it's AI guided whack off features and talk
about how it affects your stress level, how it affects
your sleep, how it affects your mood, how it affects
your confidence. A company called joi I is hiring ten

(45:02):
masturbation consultants two thousand dollars for one month to test
this AI guided masturbation feature, and they have to submit
written feedback. Well that's going to be a bump in
a row for a lot of people. Oh yeah, and
you have to submit questionnaires directly to the company. So

(45:23):
they're just trying. It's nothing fancier than trying to collect
data from you. It just so happens that they're going
to pay you to pop off. I'm practicing for this
since I was eleven, That's what I'm saying. The company
was putting out a post on social media. They're like, yes,
it's real. Yes, you get paid. This is what we're
looking for. This is just a study. We're doing data

(45:46):
sets on this. They're head of brand Communication said, we've
had great responses. I bet it's ninety nine percent.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Of course, Well listen, women whack off too. They're not.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
They're not looking to go crazy and get paid for it.
You know why not, because it's different.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
We're just they're yeah, but they're taking off. You're gonna
get paid either way. You know, they take a month
off of posting their feet. I mean, two grand is
not life changing money in the course of a month, obviously,
you know a deal. Yeah, man, it's not even one
hundred bucks a day, but still ain't so bad. It's

(46:25):
an online platform that includes AI generated avatars, voice interactions,
and personalized chat experiences built around companionship and intimacy. So
basically it's like, hey, here's a here's a model. How
horny does this does this make you? Well, listen, find

(46:47):
them and submit.

Speaker 17 (46:48):
That is gross.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh, come on, MARSA testing and giving feedback on the
mood matched AI guided sessions. It sounds like a lot
like ASMR, and they're just trying to integrate it into
something else. You know, what if you what if you

(47:10):
like being dominated? What if you you know, it has
to appeal to all those different kinds of people. But
if you like watersports, rop, I'm your dog's piss. Ah.
So now this has been fun, Alan, I'm so sorry
it's coming to an end so so quickly. Good pun.

Speaker 17 (47:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah. So this company is looking for people to do this.
I don't know what the timeframe is. And again it's
one of those things where there would be so many
people trying to get one of these positions. It's only
ten and again it's two grand, but that's not a
lot of people might scoff at two grand in the
course of a month, but it would be two thousand

(47:52):
dollars that you didn't have at the beginning of the month,
and something you're gonna do for free anyway, you're supposed
to do it twenty one times a month. Guys. You know,
when doctor Bergland is here, he's like, well, that's not
you know, that's like a number that gets passed around.
There's really no hard fast rules about it. If you will,

(48:13):
but you know it's it's you don't have to let
it age. It's not like wine, blow it out. What
are you doing in there. You've been in a shower
for forty minutes. I'm working. I'm making money, mom, I'm
supporting this family.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
You told me to get a job, and that's what
I did. Yeah, now leave me alone. I'm working. Do
we have any more Joba conditioner out there? I'm in here,
stack and cheddar. That's what I'm doing. If you must know,

(48:50):
I like to keep work at work and keep home
at home slaving over a stove.

Speaker 18 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
But again, you know the subtext of this obvious is
that these companies know there's a huge growth in AI companions.
We're talking about this yesterday, that the parents are getting
more and more worried because you know, boys between twelve
and sixteen, they're seeing a market increase in that age
group of finding of just creating AI girlfriends. And it

(49:18):
makes it you know, guys, you know, young men and
boys and guys, they don't need any more strikes against
them socially. Anything that puts them further and further away
from developing a personality is not good news. And if
you chuck at all because you're like, I don't need
to know how to interact. I can just boot up

(49:39):
my chick ah, but you know, back in the day.
Dial it back a little bit. Back in the day.
Remember the first people who scoffed at the notion that
you could make money as a gamer or a streamer. Right,
people are laughing at kids. They were like, yeah, and

(50:00):
nobody's gonna pay to watch you play video games. Millions
of dollars later, Yeah, it's a crowded field. But I
mean there are universities now that have e sports degrees. Yeah,
you know, kids that get scholarships to go play. So
it might seem silly, but it's only silly until you
get a lot of venture capital behind it, and then
it becomes a thing and it might peter itself out.

(50:21):
But so along the way you're gonna you could potentially
have a generation of people that are like, yeah, I
don't really spend a lot of time with people. I
mostly hang out with my AI friends. A new report
at Brigham Young University that's a perfect place to get

(50:41):
any kind of sexual behavior data BYU we did. It
turns out that there's a lot of soaking going on,
but other than that, not too much. They said that
among dating, engaged and married young adults who used AI companions,

(51:02):
about a third of them said that their real life
partner didn't know about it. So then the conversation becomes, well,
is it weird to not tell your partner about it
if you do this, or is it just a compliment
to your relationship? Is this something that you know? Because
we've played the news stories before that they've done in
these people who have like they're fully invested in their

(51:25):
AI boyfriend or girlfriend, but like they're married, we always
assume that there are these in cells that live in
a basement somewhere. And then they cut to the guy's wife.
She's making dinner. You know, he's in the basement talking
to his AI girlfriend. Oh, she's just like a real person,
and she does doesn't scream at me when I don't
broom the garage. Okay, cool. And the wife's sitting there

(51:47):
like a fine story. Man, it's okay, what do you
want from me? You know, divorce is expensive, but if
you got in two thousand dollars to whack off for
a month, this company is looking for people to do it,
that's a good deal, man. Obviously they want people talking
about the company. That's probably ninety percent of it. Ten people,

(52:11):
two thousand dollars you know, you get people talking about
this kind of stuff, but they also you know, they
need recruits, rob but AI still is basically a contingent
on all of the dumb crap that we have put
in to the internet. Allan, even though that Claude model

(52:32):
did the best in terms of no crime, they said
that they determined it was because it quote unquote knew
that it was being monitored. Jesus, that's not scary. That's
not scary to people. It knew that we were paying
attention to it, and that's why it didn't do any criming.
It's on its best behavior. Guys. Yeah, that's not a
good thing, right.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
I hate to be the bearer of bad news for you,
but when it starts developing type of reaction, Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
How is the AI on better behavior than real people?
All the current president does is crime, and it's in
broad daylight and nobody seems to care. The AI is like, yeah,
we do. We're kind of trying to keep a low
profile so we know we're being watched, so no criming
going on, and we're only seeing like the tip of
the iceberg with the presidential criming. The AI is trying

(53:22):
to be low key about it, cotton Ball says, good
pay for a part time Throb cotton Ball's you magnificent bastard.
You've done it again. You've earned your name. The Allen
Carr Show.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
On one H.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Allen Cox. He's been asked to leave on multiple occasions.
He does that whole huh. I can't hear you. It's
too loud in here. Things how things on the West Coast.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
We find.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
You only have those shoes, Like, let's.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Set those shoes. You ever get into interpol? No, I
love these guys. I saw him at acl like a
long time ago. They're coming to the Agre in October.
I can't wait. We all like guys in suits, singing,

(54:29):
stinging rock and roll.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
A great band called Dive is opening for them too,
So very exciting.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
There's abbys some many great shows coming to Cleveland and
bands love coming to Cleveland. By the way, you talk
to any band, I don't mean rush, I don't mean
bands that have a personal connection. Talking about bands that
getting ready to go on the road, and they go,
where do we want to go? Where do we not
want to go? Most of the time they'll say we

(54:57):
want to go to Cleveland, Ohio. Because well a, that's
where the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is and
to be people there love music. That's why the Insane
Clown Posse is coming. Whoop back to Clee Whoop, Whoop,
Juggalos and juggle let's take note. I will have tickets
for you all next week, otysee ICP, which will be

(55:20):
your chance to see them. By the way, since they
took the gathering out of Ohio, they used to do
that out at what the hell you call it, Thornville
Nelson's Ledges, I think before that they're sticking it in
the middle of a forest in Missouri. I wonder why
they would, you know, if it's there's a lot of
situations where somebody will pick up stakes because there's a
financial incentive. You know, well we got more tax credits

(55:44):
that kind of stuff. I wonder what causes. I assume
everything's financial, but I wonder what the particulars are that
would make the Insane Clown Posse move to Missouri. Anyway,
ICP is going to be at the Agora in just
a few weeks Friday the twenty sixth, and I will
have those tickets for you next week. I saw them
last time they at the Agora, Rob and it was

(56:05):
delightful going again. Juggalos and Juggallettes bringing their kids, you
know what I mean. And uh, just everyone's sticky with Fago.
At least I hope it was Fago And I'll probably
go again. Yeah, maybe, yeah, if I don't have anything
going on that night, you know, Rob, it is my

(56:25):
birthday week. Oh I'm already going to a show that night. Well,
maybe I'll dip over to ICP. Gary Clark Junior. I'm
hearing rumblings about that alter Bridge. I just saw them
at Sonic Temple, and as much as I like those
guys in Theory, I had never seen them live and
wasn't sure what to expect. They were great. They're going

(56:47):
to play November at the Agora Black Crows. I'll have
more tickets for you for that. That is again a
couple of weeks away. That's June tenth out of Blossom
and Guardians tickets when the Detroit Tigers are in town Saturday,
June the thirteenth of Guardians. Tickets for you all next week.
Alter Bridge is Miles Kennedy, right, Miles Kennedy basically fronting Creed. Yeah, yeah,

(57:12):
it's the other guys in Creed and Miles Kennedy fronting,
and he can do no wrong in my eyes eyes,
he's I mean, all those guys have multiple bands, right,
they're just always But I think alter Bridge, I mean
alter Bridge themselves now have been around for like twenty
years because when when what's his name Scott's Stapp went
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, the other guys were like, well,
we got bills to pay and we want to play
rock and roll, So they got Miles Kennedy, but he's

(57:34):
got his own band.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Then he fronts Slash's banda the Conspirators.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
And then or is that Miles Kennedy in the Conspiray
Miles Kennedy and yeah, Slash Snake Pit though that's right,
I don't think it's I don't know if it's Slash
the Snake Pit anymore. But Miles Kennedy fronts that band.
And then Mark TREMONTI has alter Bridge and Tremante, and
what's the third one? Doesn't he have another Banded? I
know Creed, I thought he had another. Oh no, maybe

(58:01):
I'm thinking of Creed, alter Bridge and Tremante. Anyway, they're
all busy guys but alter Bridge is kind of the
og post Creed band. When I saw.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Miles with Slash that, like, if you're a guns n'
Roses fan, I know you want to go see guns n' Roses.
You want to see Axle, Go see Miles Kennedy front
slashes bands because that's what you want, even though you're
you're you're hung up with the.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Oh you know, I gotta I gotta see uh Axel.
It's a nostalgia thing.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
They suck.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
You can't sing anymore. Go see Miles. Miles is insane,
sings the songs ten times better. I said, I'm not
that long ago. They're so good every time.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I see him, right, Yeah, he's going right, you.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Watch you.

Speaker 19 (59:00):
Away.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I haven't treacher.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Technically this is slash playing with Miles Kennedy and the conspirators,
but it's good slash right dope man, like he knows
what people sound like singing right, that sounds You could
probably convince me over a couple of beers that that's
Axle when he was sounding good.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
But to hear a video got fed to me the
other day from one of the accounts I follow. To
hear Duff McKagan tell it. Man, those guys have done
a complete in total one to eighty on Axel from
back in the day, Like I can hear the guy
doing vocal exercises.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
The rest of us are like curled up with a
cup of tea and Axel's doing his post show and
then he's doing his pre show. I mean again, these
guys aren't twenty one anymore.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
But still whatever he's doing, it ain't working because every
time you see a video it sounds like him and
Vince Neil having a competition who can suck more and
still front gigantic band.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I've never seen Guns n' Roses really like I liked
them as I had us Your Illusion and I had
Appetite for Destruction. I had those back in the day.
I think I had tickets to see them on Monsters
of Rock, but it was like when they would show
up two and a half hours late, I'm like, I'm
not hanging around for this man, like I don't care.

(01:00:18):
I came from Metallic and docin so no, I never
got to see Guns n' Roses. I didn't see him
in the heyday. I mean I saw him the first
reunion tour. No, not long after I saw slash in
Miles Kennedy. But yeah, they're great, good dude, Guardians baseball,
Speaking of which, I will have those Tigers Guardians tickets
for you next week. But they start up tonight here

(01:00:40):
at home against the Red Sox Red Sox Red Sox,
who are the other legendary Red Sox Babe Ruth Well,
I mean he technically was a Red Sox, but yeahs
Ted Williams, Ted Williams, the guy whose head is still
in cryostasis. Well, that's what they say. I don't I'm
not sure how true that is, but they do say that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Yes, David Ortiz, you don't know, Ma, No, yeah, no, Ma,
everybody's favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Who was a guy who was with the Indians and
then went there?

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
Manny Ramirez, Vanny Ramire Man ram Man ram Right, Yeah
you said yeas I said.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yeah. Carlton Okay, Pedro Martinez, Roger Clemens, Calton Fisk. Dude,
Oh I so Carlton Fisk is from the White Sox. No,
I'm sorry, Red so this guy was only allowed fun fact,
he was only allowed to play for teams named after socks,

(01:01:43):
and so he played for Boston and Chicago only teams
he played for ended his career with the White Sox.
Only teams he played for the Red Sox and the
White Sox. Oh yeah, his brothers played ball too. They
were they were all major League baseball players. Wade Boggs, Yeah,
Wade Boggs was a big one. That was the biggest

(01:02:04):
kick in the Red Sox winers of all time. When
he went to the Yankees and then he won the
championship and he was riding the horse through the outfield.
Oh so great. Now flash forward to them selling Yankees
gear across the street from Fenway Park, Right, it's come
full circle. Sure has Carlton Fisk when he was with
the Red Sox, he was number twenty seven. When he

(01:02:26):
was with the White Sox number seventy two, both teams
having retired his jersey. But I'm sorry, Rob Pudge will
always be a Chicago White Sox, much like White Sox
legend Jim Tomey, who, when given the opportunity to really

(01:02:48):
have his say of where he went post playing career,
he said, obviously, I'm gonna go work for the White Sox,
and everybody thought that was a great idea. Everybody wished
him the best cle clothing company. You're gonna get youself
fifteen percent off. Let's say you want to get yourself
some last minute gear on your way to the game.

(01:03:10):
You go, oh my god, I've done it again. I've
worn clothing with no designation that I'm from Cleveland. You
walk right into cl Clothing Company. The flagship's right down
here or wherever you are, this's going to be one
that far from you. Make sure that whatever you get
there's a lot of MMS merch there too. Make sure

(01:03:30):
that you use the promo code because it will save
you some guiche. Fifteen percent to be precise, last couple
of days of May here, so the promo code is
still poll and then June will begin on Monday and
we'll pivot to Pride. That'll be your promo code for
fifteen percent off all through the month of June. Alan,

(01:03:51):
I know you already picked your cle Clothing Company code
for June, but maybe July and August. Pick something we
will all have to be doing soon, like bike or walk. Yes, well,
what are you gonna do? There? Had something to consider.
There was a guy who sued over a quote unquote

(01:04:15):
Christian man who claimed that he had a phobia of
Pride flags and so he filed a discrimination lawsuit, and
he said that he could not that his job was
making unreasonable demands because he was being subjected to pride imagery.

(01:04:37):
And he got really really mad that he heard colleagues
at work using different pronouns, and he said that he
was he had a phobia of pride flags. Now, of course,
a phobia literally is an irrational fear. But I guess
this guy thought that it was somehow rationable and decided

(01:05:00):
to litigate, and someone took that case. Well, somebody's always
going to take a case, you know what I mean.
It's always can be somebody because if even if you
don't win the case, you get your name, the lawyer
gets their name in the press or something. You know,
these are very hot button topics, and on the slim
chance that you win, then you got that arrow when

(01:05:22):
you quiver. This guy said that all this stuff caused
him great anxiety. Yeah, and that his colleagues should have
to remove their pride symbols, or that he at least
I guess he offered to meet him in the middle,
or I'd rather work from home during pride months, where

(01:05:45):
I have to assume his own home not adorned with
rainbow flags.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
And then and then that guy comes back to work, like,
now you've got to be back in the office with
this idiot. Well, I mean this it's it's literally worked
from home because he's hating everything about who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Yeah, who knows. I mean every if you work in
an office, if you're somebody who doesn't work from home,
you're in an office. Not everybody's always going to get along.
You know, you're gonna have differences of opinions or you're
gonna have clashing personalities. It's really not hard to avoid
people that you don't get along with. It work unless

(01:06:26):
they're in your face, you know there and this could
be this guy, but I don't know. There's always somebody
who's got to constantly make it known that they don't
like something. Right, But for the most part, if you
just kind of keep your head down, you know, I
don't really dig you, you don't really dig many that
kind of thing that you can make it work. But
you can't make it work when well you because of

(01:06:47):
who you are, right, that's a problem. Once you pull
the lawsuit trigger, that's a whole other thing. Then you
once you go back to the office and everybody's given
you the skunk guy. And again, it's not like this guy,
you know, some evangelical dope was working in an office
full of gay people. It wasn't that. But he was like,
you know, these kinds of people, the smallest little thing,

(01:07:08):
we'll just make their heads explode. And so he sued
and so that he was that this was religious discrimination
against him, and they said no, they said no, no,
it's not. Sure is a phobia of pride flags Now,
pity the poor person, by the way, who has a

(01:07:32):
medical condition, by the way, that would literally cause them
a physical pain if they were exposed to something like this.
Lost in the sauce here because we can easily point
and laugh at these rubes. But lost in the sauce
is what if you had a person who genuinely had
a medical condition. They were like, listen, man, if I

(01:07:54):
even see the letters roy G, BIBV, I get freaked out.
I don't know. You got to get somebody to You'd
have to get a medical professional to confirm that. Now,
of course, it brings Lindy Corn to mind. I don't

(01:08:15):
really want to shoehorn her in, but people are already
texting me, is this a Lindy Korn kind of case
does she tends to zero in on the sexual harassment cases.
This guy wasn't claiming that. He was claiming something utterly stupid,
that he had a phobia of pride flags and apparently

(01:08:36):
people's pronouns. I don't even think the pronoun. I think
the pronoun thing kind of burned itself out. Maybe not
in this guy's office, I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:08:46):
My client worked as a busser at a restaurant and
her supervisor groped her breast while.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
The general manager looked on and did nothing. Does this
sound familiar?

Speaker 21 (01:08:58):
If so called?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
The Law office of Lindy Corn A lot of the
clips that we play of her, and we get them
sent to us by one of our bureau chiefs there
in Buffalo. A lot of these clips, by the way,
they are retail and service industry centric, right, because those
are very loose environments. You know, if you've ever worked

(01:09:20):
in the service industry, you're a bartender, or you're a waiter,
or just knows this, you know is always going to
be somebody making some kind of comment. Some old guy
all the time thinks he's got a license to make
give you a pat in the ass. You know and so,
but they're very loose environments. Even among people that you
get along with, even among colleagues, there can be mixed signals.

(01:09:45):
I have a story from my own personal experience when
I was a younger man with an older colleague who
cur given what transpired between us in the current day,
she would be probably arrested, But back then it was

(01:10:05):
it wasn't really that big of a deal. I liked
her and she liked me. But you gotta you know,
there's always an opportunity for lions to get crossed and
for people to get into trouble. But Lindy Korn, she
won't hear of it. My client had a phobia of

(01:10:26):
pride flags. Sound familiar at first when I read the headline,
it was so stupid that I thought maybe a phobia
was what you called a group of pride flags, you know,
like a group of lions is called a pride I
thought maybe a bunch of pride flags was called a phobia,
like a murder of crows. Yeah, walk into his house,

(01:10:49):
Jesus Christ, you got like a hundred pride flies sit
here phobia. I've got a phobia of pride flags. Was
that fifty seventy five.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Her boss looked her and squeezed her breasts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Which felt sexual in nature, not like a greedy I
would love to hear a case that Lindy Corn didn't
want to take. I would like to hear of a case.
Obviously it's nothing that she would do a commercial on,
but I mean just in the background. I like to
I'm curious about a case. Somebody brings it to her
and she goes. I don't know either. I don't think

(01:11:28):
that it's strong enough for me to waste my time
in or your money, my time and resources, or it's
not really in her wheelhouse.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
I wonder if this is correct. It says her law
office is permanently closed, Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
In Buffalo. Maybe she had more than one office. Law
office of Lindy Corn permanently closed. How did that? Like?
You gut? You just got a new spot like two
weeks ago. What has happened?

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
And then the posting for the reviews is turned off?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
No? I hope, oh, I hope she wasn't hoisted with
her own petard, Rob. I hope nothing happened to her.
And I think someone came by and hugged her. Now
you know what, though it could be as simple as
her retiring. She's an older woman, she could have retired.
You know, in her commercials, she was clearly she was

(01:12:27):
coloring her hair right, she'd have some jaunty hue. She'd
be purple, or she'd be blue. But you know there's
photos of her where she's just kind of in her
regular gray hair. She's an older woman of what looks
to be sizeable carriage, rob and so maybe you know,

(01:12:47):
she had done all she could do for the men
and women in the LGBTQ community there in Buffalo, and
it was time for her to hang it up. I'm
going to get down this. I'm going to go with that.
I'm going to go with she just decided to call
it quits. Is there any news story about it? I'm

(01:13:08):
looking Nope, I don't see anything. As recently as last November,
she was still in the local news doing you know,
commercials and things like that. Don't know, So I'm gonna
go with you know, when our friend Timothy Misney Esquire
was here a few weeks back, I mentioned Lindy Corn.

(01:13:29):
I thought maybe there would be some maybe some professional recognition.
He wasn't familiar with her, But I have to think
that she is probably just as prolific in the major
eerie Buffalo area as Tim Disney is here. I don't know,
but I certainly hope that nothing untoward happened to her.

(01:13:54):
Maybe it's a prank, a prank. Yeah, maybe it's not
really close. I mean, she was technically an employment attorney,
so I shouldn't even say sexual harassment. It's just that
it seems to be that that's what the hook of
her commercials was. But she was technically an employment attorney,
so maybe she just decided she was done, she was

(01:14:15):
feeling it, and all will have to remember her. Rob
are these dozen or so television commercials that have been
sent to us. My client, a news director, was told
by her supervisor that he was in an open marriage
and he was interested in finding.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Out whether she wanted to fool around.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Does this sound familiar?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Called the law.

Speaker 20 (01:14:37):
Office of the decorn.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
My client found a Pride flag in his toolbox, next
to a mouse, or so next to a rat in
her toolbox.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
My client, a.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Female machinist, complained about not being paid for overtime, and
when she came to work the next day, she found
a rat in her toolbox.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Does this sound familiar the law office of Well, we
may never know, although it might be then opportunity for
us to maybe I'll call that number and I go, hey, listen, yeah,
you don't know us, but we've been talking about you
for a while and we would love, uh, we would
love to give this audience whatever the whatever the epilogue

(01:15:19):
is on this and it may be nothing. She could
be like, get out, Yeah, I don't have to tell
you anything, and I would expect that kind of direct
language from Uh, what's Lindy short for Lindon's. I don't know,
I don't know Linden's corn. Yeah, what did you say?

(01:15:45):
Lindall corn? There you go, yep Alan. My Google search
shows us she's open right now until five pm.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Now what am I looking at?

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Maybe she is, but often bad enough to have a
amass joke like that, but then to stumble over it.
It was it was doomed from in the script. Doomed
the script was wrong. Yeah, well that's what I get
for punching it up at three thirty in the morning. Well,

(01:16:15):
you're putting a carrot in there, and you called me
about that joke too, a carrot? Yeah, like you added
a little carrot and you're like, hey, Ca, and you
wrote that in that's what I told you. You were
going to mess that up. I know, and you called
me this morning at three thirty. I did to go
over that joke, Rob Paige, Rob, wake up?

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Hey, Rob? Hey, Hey, hey, I haven't gone to bed
because I know you're calling me at three thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Oh you're staying up. I'm staying I'll try to call
you earlier. Okay. Anyway, it's three thirty three. Why would
you be asleep? Well, anyway, on page forty seven, that
Lindy Corn bit we're going to do if I stumble
over it, and I won't. There's just no way I
will because it's so good and so solid. But we're
going to pretend like we just stumbled into talking about

(01:16:54):
Lindy Corn. Yeah, that's on the previous page. Okay, if
I happened to stumble over that, just don't make any
mention of it. We'll just go right past. Jeez. Oh boy,
you think you can do that, Rob?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I think maybe? Okay, maybe, Okay, I'll see tomorrow. Thanks
By just can't could call him back? Hello, Hey hey Rob?
Oh Rob? Who I'm just kidding? Oh, you're you're so tired,
you're sleep deprived.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
I am, yeah, you know, Hey, uh, I just wanted
to throw this out there. I'm a little worried about
the script. Yeah, a little worried about all of them.
Forty seven Okay, you just spoke about yeah, uh huh.
I don't like that you have a carrot there at it.
I think you need to redo that paragraph of the script.
I think you're gonna stumble.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
There's no way that I will all right, no way,
all right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
I just I wanted to throw it out there. You know,
you tell me see something, say something that your biggest
rule I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
If we have somebody brown walking around at work? Oh
oh oh oh that's right. I forgot not about the script.
Hold on, let me finish this here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Can you hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Hold on, I'm trying to finish a thought here. You
spoke fart wrong page thirteen as well? Did I spell
with ale Y again? No? You ant so just fat?
Oh fat?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
I fatted. My farts are very fat. They're birthy fat parts.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Damn body.

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
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Cox Show.

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My rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

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Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Eight one double O seven three five one. Want to
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always send us messages there. I mean know if you
listen out of state. Who are some of the latest

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additions to the map. Penelope is in Clayton, North Carolina.
Jared is in beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, north of Pittsburgh. Monica
is in Clemens, North Carolina. Chris is in Arlington Heights, Illinois.
That is northwest suburban Chicago, and all added to the map.

(01:19:30):
Red Sox Guardians start here at home. Tonight. Seven to
ten is your first pitch on the buzzard and on
the aforementioned iHeartRadio app six forty pre game, so we
will dip out minutes before that and then an afternoon
or tomorrow, which is good news for us and you
if you're a heavy metal fan, because when there are
those late Guardians games, we get pre empted. Little show

(01:19:51):
we do call two hours to midnight on Saturday nights,
but with a four to ten pitch tomorrow we will
be free and clear to get going right around ten o'clock,
Me and Corey Roddick and Pat Butler, all three of
us put our tiny little noggins together week to week.
Although I think we're going to be on a bit
of a forced hiatus first couple of weeks of June. Nevertheless,

(01:20:16):
take advantage of it while you can. If you're a
metal fan. We roll it out in all its glory,
all its various gen So tomorrow night ten to midnight,
as the name implies, and then ride into maggot Brain. Yeah,
Saturday at Sunday mid midnight. Yes, yeah, people still ask
about that. I go, yeah, we do it right after

(01:20:36):
two hours to midnight. We brought that back.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
We did a whole bunch of stuff trying to restore
and keep the old buzzards happy.

Speaker 20 (01:20:43):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Well, listen, it's an increasingly difficult task, you know, it is.
Going to try to meet him where they are. That's right.
Tomorrow night, new music, Rob from Dissection, How does that
hit you? Powerman five thousand? I just saw them. It
sound a great local metal band called Axioma, Gonna play them,
gonna play Pig Destroyer, gonna play a trio from Tokyo

(01:21:09):
called cruelty. Go play some guar and play some Crowbot
gonna play some a lot of stuff, Rob tomorrow night
here on the buzzard, Allen, I work for FedEx. I
was doing a pickup at a family business. One of

(01:21:30):
the daughters of the owner wouldn't have been more than thirteen,
was helping me load boxes, and then all of a sudden,
the song hot Nuts started playing from my oldies playlist.
I hope she didn't take that the wrong way. Jesus,
how old is your oldies playlist? You know? I like
music from the nineteen twenties, and uh, hey, when to

(01:21:51):
help me with this box here? Oh no, hey, if
you could cover your ears, anybody I want to buy
my nuts? And oldie?

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Is it hot Nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
I've got nuts?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
One fall five?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I mean this is from nineteen thirty five, Rob, Yeah,
I mean that's it was the b side of anybody
want to buy my cabbage from Lil Johnson? That's her
little spoty here. I won't to buy my nuts, so
I guess her Hot Nuts. I guess her narrative purview

(01:22:30):
was pretty narrow, then, right? Anybody here want to buy
my nuts? Anybody here want to try my cabbage? Hey,
get over here and put your face in this falafel.
I don't know if she did a song a lot
of those, but just a couple of years later she
wrote Milkshake for what's her name? Oh, for Calice? Yeah, nuts, Yeah,

(01:22:50):
I mean she was one hundred years old by then.
Milkshake brings out the bodies to the It's largely kurdled,
but you'll enjoy it. Rest my button, ring my bell.
It's bitter in yours. And I said, my milkshake brings
them out to the yard.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
Honey.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
That is a phrase that's kind of where a reference
has kind of fallen out of favor, hasn't it. I
feel like that might have gotten just past the point
where you can throw that out and people know it's up.
My milkshake brings a milkshake brings the boys to the yard. Yeah,
I think everybody knows the song at least, right, I
just know that song. That's probably a stupid question. I'm
sure she does. Is that yes or no? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Hey, what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Where's your phone? Where's your phone? Your phone? Do you
have your phone today?

Speaker 12 (01:23:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
I have it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
I text you didn't reply I have it?

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Would you do you didn't have it when he texted you.
Oh man, how'd you get the text?

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Well, I didn't have my phone for a hot second
because I dropped it in a sewer grade.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
And take it from here, Alan, of course you did.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Yeah, it rate morning.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Hmmm. This is a Jess level event. All right, I'll
bite you dropped your phone? Now, it's easy to do.
Are you raw dog in your phone? You have no case?
Oh no, it was in my person was wide open.
I got out of the car. Person's wide open. You
were parked, unfortunately, right next to a sewer grade. Why

(01:24:23):
that does suck though, dude? When you I mean to
a lesser degree, it's like when your phone falls between
your car seats and something else, Like, god, dare you
drop your keys? At least that's confined to the car.
This felt like three feet down. Mm hmmm. M And
I don't imagine you had one of those long grabber
things that you could have used. That's beautiful in the

(01:24:46):
parking lot.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
So you you get out and you go No, God,
you're by yourself and your kids in the backseat. No,
I just dropped him off at school, Okay, I got
I went to a little gas station because I want assilsius.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
And I parked in a spot I wasn't supposed to
part then, So which flavored you get?

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Tropical vine?

Speaker 19 (01:25:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Okay, those are good. I think that's what I had today.
But okay, So so then you you're getting out of
the car to go in and your purse open the
phone it slides out and directly into the sewer.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Great yeah, and I go, I go, god, damn it,
did you This guy looks at me and he goes, oh, man,
And so yeah, this old lady was in the parking
lot and she goes, oh honey, hang on, and she
grabs she goes, I got one of these things. Well
maybe this will help.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
So a bunch of us.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Gathered around the sewer and we were using a little
grabby thing, and we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Did you hear a splash? Did it land on like
a pile of something?

Speaker 18 (01:25:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
It was really dirty down there, but thankfully no water
was down there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Yeah, okay, so you just landed on something and yeah,
but and it didn't break either. Well there they are
pretty strong. I mean they're you know, even a case
on right.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Yeah, but that would have been my luck. But yeah,
and then everyone we jumped up in the air and
freeze framed high five at the end. Uh huh, And that, kids,
is the power of community.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
I was. I feel like it's nothing anybody did, but
I feel like the story was setting me up to
expect a much more convoluted resolution. Rob this feels pretty
cut and drop. But this is the third tis okay, wait,
but not down a sewer grat.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Nope, I lost it in a Walmart?

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
And then how do you lose it in a Walmart?

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Tending to bring my bag into the walmart? So I
just brought my phone, Yeah, but don't. I was looking
at socks and I put it down.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
You put it on the shelf while you're looking at socks. Yeah, yeah, sure.
So you weren't wearing jeans, you weren't wearing something with pockets.

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
You were like, Eh, pockets are for shows. Lame, Yeah, lame.
Pockets are lamecket. They only hold things so you don't
have to put them on random shells and lose them. Yep.
It's merely a very convenient solution to a problem. All right,
But you got your phone back. Elapse time sounds like
it was like, what twenty minutes? What when I dropped it,

(01:27:13):
yeah to when they came out, Yeah, yeah, and then boy,
you're lucky. Did you like buy the lady a scratcher
or anything? Or no you didn't?

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Do you want anything?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Going to save you?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Step in the air and we freeze framed high fi?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Right? Do you style? You just assume she didn't want anything?
Or did you ask her, hey, can I grab something?

Speaker 10 (01:27:31):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Did you actually ask her if she wanted you? I said,
old lady, if she wanted to sell SUSO? Hey, would
you like your aortic dissection happened today? Or you jumped
up freeze frame? Who's style?

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Full house style?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
H if they said millhouse style?

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
No, millhouse where he jumps up freeze Frame's got the
dog in the leaf. She's choking the dog because Lisa
likes him. Uh, okay, so you got the phone back? Yep,
ib How did this information come to you come into
your POSSI.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
I made the mistake of saying hi, Jess out in
the hallway when I was going to the bathroom, and
then she said, guess what, I lost my phone today?
I dropped it down a sewer and I said, I'm
sure you did tell me on the air so she
just offered that story.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Literally, I said, Hi, Jess, Yeah, Hi, Rob, I dropped
my phone in a sewer. Great, I'm not even sure
you said hi, Rob. I think you may have just
I dropped my phone in a sewer today like awesome. Yeah,
I like that. She gets right to it. I don't
need a lot of preamble, right, yeah, fast forward right
to the fun stuff. Then I went home and then
I ate it in the shower. I almost died. You

(01:28:37):
fell in the shower. Oh yeah, it was because the
terror of the shower overtook her, Rob. Yeah, yeah, the fear.

Speaker 7 (01:28:43):
She was curled up into a ball, and yeah, thank
for the fall wasn't far because she was already in
the proposition crying while she was in the shower.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
She was like that scene with famous actor.

Speaker 17 (01:28:54):
So much.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
It was like that scene with famous actor Ace Ventura. Yeah,
you position in the corner. There is to know about the.

Speaker 22 (01:29:06):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I like that, Hey Jess, Hi, Rob, I dropped my phone.
And I don't think she said hi. I swear to god,
I was like, hey, Jes, she's like I found she's
like a little kid. You'll say hi to a kid.
They'll be like boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Oh, hey, jes,
I like sautine crackers, I like turtles.

Speaker 22 (01:29:30):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I like she gets right to it now, one oh one.
And that's kind of what Rob was telling you is
if it didn't happen on the air, it didn't happen.
So it's okay, all right, well listen, all things being equal,
I'm glad you got it back so quickly. The story
would have been more fun had it been really laborious
getting the phone back. Did you exchange numbers with the lady?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Yeah, we're best friends.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Now did you exchange fluids with the lady? Hey, dude,
first off, don't act like that's a surprising question coming
to you. You gave your phone to a hobo that
tried to break into your car, So here's here's my number.

Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
Call me sometime, so for me to ask if a
kind woman who helped you out of a bad situation,
if you didn't exchange numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Forgive me for asking such a weird question. Yeah, sold
her car to a crackhead. Gave her car to another
phone rather to another crackhead. Oh yeah, she was trying
to rip my window open, so I gave her my
phone and exchange numbers with her, Remember.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
That, Jess, Yeah, I do, like it was yesterday, okay,
and this is her sober Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
I would have loved to have known her when she
was just blackout. Well for the for the purposes of
just being like an outside observer. I would not have
wanted you to have been embedded in my life in
any kind of way.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
But oh, I think that the one I gave my
phone to the crackhead, I think I was drinking during
that time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I imagine. Yeah, I didn't think that you were celebrated
a week sobriety with a homeless crackhead by hand. I
just put your number in there. Yeah, let's get together
sometimes exchange stories. You seem like fun so Walmart sewer great?
What was the third time this week it lost your famal?
All right? Was this an off week? Or is that

(01:31:18):
par for the course? Crazy week?

Speaker 9 (01:31:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
But I mean, like, is it par for the chorus?
Where like each week you're gonna lose your phone at
some point? Usually it's my car keys car keys. Yeah,
sometimes I'll accidentally leave him in my car. Rob, I'm
so regimented with everything I do, and it can you know,
maybe it can come off as a stiff or unyielding,

(01:31:43):
but I know where everything is given time. Oh, I
don't lose things.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Because I lost my phone in the parking garage here.
That was all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Oh I meant to ask you about that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
I was pulling out of the garage and you were
tearing ass the wrong way up the one way street
to pull back into the garage. Yeah, you way. You
looked at me like you were on fire. I pulled
out and I text down. I'm like, I think something's
wrong with Jess. She was literally driving the wrong way
Prospect and I'm like, what the hell did she just
She just bawled into the parking lot, like one hundred

(01:32:13):
miles an hour up that ramp.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
I'm like, what the hell is.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
After Alan got his car tossed and I was like,
oh man, I don't have my phone backed up. I
have all these pictures around here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
No, so what did you do? Just panic, turn around
and go the wrong way? Well I realized you wasn't
in my car, but you went the wrong You were
going eastern Prospect.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Yeah, I went backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
No you didn't. You were driving it like I did
a little loop to you loop and I drove back,
but it's a one way stream. Why didn't you just
go aware? Why didn't you just go over a block?

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
And then time is of the essence, So you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Would rather kill yourself in a car to find your phone? No,
you weren't. You almost hit me. I was pulling out
of the garage and she was dude, she flew by,
and I'm like, what the hell? So, first thing was
wrong way driver, Second thing, oh, that's our phone screener.
Thing was into the garage straight up that ramp. I'm like,
oh no, she's sparking. Her muffler's falling off the car. Yeah,

(01:33:07):
it's like the guy who took Ferris Buehler or Cameron's
sports car. That was a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
Now, No, I can't believe you saw me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Wait, so you looked right at me. You can't believe
I saw you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
I was like, maybe Rob doesn't know it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Oh no, I knew it was you.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
I just completely see. And this is how I can
tell the kind of person I am. And I do
feel bad about this. I probably should have stopped and
sent a text and been like, hey you okay, it's
like Alan, And I was like, yo, she just went
the wrong way up Prospect and bald As into the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
She'll figure it out. And I think she came in
here and asked to use your phone or something. Oh
that's right. Yeah, she's like, can I use your phone?

Speaker 18 (01:33:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
I forgot about all that. I'm not putting two and
two together. Yeah, but there was a hole in my
pocket my jacket, and yeah you had to. That's why
I have your dad's phone number now in my phone.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Gosh, right, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
So I'll tell you what, Rob. This guy likes to
text me late at night. I don't mind telling her
right before you call me, Right before I call you, Rob.
I just got off the phone with Jess's dad. This
guy likes to party and listen. He's a hell of
a guy. Met him before I met Jess. Ah, yeah
that's right, Hey, can I use your phone? He need
to text my dad. I go, that's a phrase. I

(01:34:24):
don't hear all that often in real life. Yeah, And
I could think of like, no, I don't. I don't
know that I would have done that. I think you
have to. If you lost your phone, you got to
find somebody. Hey, I need to use your phone to
contact somebody. I think that's no. But I mean, I
don't know anyone's number. I wouldn't know who to call.

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
I know two phone numbers, my best friend and and
your dad.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Yeah, I know my wife's. I know, I know, I know,
I guess I know. I can count on one hand
the phone numbers. I know my mom's number. I know
my brother's number. Yeah, my daughter's I don't know. I
don't know my kid's phone numbers.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
I know one of them, Caitlin's my older one. I
don't know Calli's hmmm, all right, But I can remember
my numbers from my childhood. My childhood phone numbers. I remember,
like my house phone number, Well, yours that was six
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
That's not a big deal. You're a child. Do you
remember your home phone number? Oh yeah, it's still my
mom's phone number. Well, she has a cell number. But
I know the house. They still have the house. Yeah,
I think it's I think the friggin' answering machine is
still like my dad's voice. I don't know my kid's
phone numbers, but I know the phone number to the
Strongsville honey grow.

Speaker 8 (01:35:37):
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Off the top of my head any time I need to.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
You're in an emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
You have a phone number, you give them that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Yep, I need the red coconut curry stir fry platter plays.
Oh that sounds good, doesn't it. Oh that sounds good?
Apple pie, honey bar um any who? She says she
only Jess would go apple pie and honey, gross, three
delicious things together. What terrible?

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
That's two applepleney pie?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Well, pie is this? I'm thinking pie crust. It's not
like an apple, you know, So you don't like honey,
your apple. I don't like pie. It's because I know
a lot of people don't like pie.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Again, Well, I think it's because I messed up. My
mom was cooking chicken pot pie and I thought I
could help, and I added so much salt to it,
and then I ruined dinner for everybody and it tasted.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Really, really bad. Why did she let you? She turned
her back, and you threw a bunch of salt in there,
like seven years old, and I'm like, I'm gonna help cook.
So that story has sworn you off of pie for
the rest of your life. Sorry to God, but pot
pie is saved. That's meat and savory. That's not like
apple pie. But I think it's the crust part I

(01:36:52):
don't know, mixed in with the salt. Well, anyway, you
do you, I'm just saying you're missing out.

Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
I love pie, Big Pie fan Nay Friday, Thank God it's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
F fuel tank negative.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
I may not get enough reserved over the weekend to
start the show on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Yeah, he's usually depleted by Wednesday. This is a short,
short week, only four days. Doesn't feel like it though.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
It feels like it an eight day week like the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
The ellen Cock Show on one.

Speaker 23 (01:37:34):
Best Way to resist the Machines.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
Dumb down your smartphone by listening to this crap. He
won't even remember how to tell time. The ellen Cock
Show on one hundred point seven w MMS.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Space the Final Front You. These are the voyages of
the Starship Enterprise, It's five year mission to explore strange
new worlds, to seek out.

Speaker 15 (01:38:11):
New life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no
man has gone before.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Little Billy Shatner there he was on the show summer
before last August of twenty twenty four, I think, and
he had just become the oldest person to ever go
to space. I think he's ninety four. Now, And when
I was talking to him, I mentioned to him that
they had just sent somebody had sent up another guy

(01:38:41):
that was a little bit older than Shatner by like,
not an appreciable amount, Like he was literally older than him,
you know, maybe by a couple of months. I said,
you got to get back up there to make sure
that you can reclaim that crown of the oldest guy
in space. He had gone up on one of Bezos's
Blue Origin rockets and came back and was talking about

(01:39:02):
how it made him very, very sad the whole experience.
Obviously you're filled with awe. But he had gone up
in October of twenty twenty one. He was ninety. Then
they described him as the oldest living person to travel
into space, which I thought was oddly worded. Does it

(01:39:22):
mean that they shot up a corpse or fly shot
up that guy would have been one hundred and twenty
blasted him up there. Yeah, And so he wrote a
whole big piece on it when he came back about
how like he went to space and it was with
Nass in Blue Origin. It was really really exciting. But
He's like, but I came back with this a sense

(01:39:42):
of immense sadness that when you go out there and
you see, you know, the the it's not like the
guy was on the moon. You know, you kind of
break the bonds of the atmosphere a little bit. But
he said that the whole thing, everything he it expected
to see was wrong. He said, because and this is

(01:40:05):
not uncommon. You know, people go up there, they're like,
you know, you have generations of people that were weaned
on two thousand and one in space. Honesty, there's some
answer to these existential questions. You know, you remember Contact
with Jodie Foster. Yeah, I love that movie back in
the day. Is that where she says, chickapey chickapey had

(01:40:28):
Why Now that was nell O. She's the Forrest lady.
I can't speak English.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Chi No.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Contact is when they she picks up an alien signal
and then everybody you know, Early McConaughey, Jimmy Woods is
in it, Angela Bassett, It's stacked. Bob Zamechus directed it.
The chatter at the time said it was one among
the strongest feelings of grief he had ever encountered. The

(01:40:58):
contrast between the vicious coldness of space and the warm
nurturing of Earth below made him overwhelmed with sadness, and
then of course your brain goes to what we're doing
to the planet. My trip to space was supposed to
be a celebration, he said, Instead it felt like a funeral.
And he came back down and you know, he wrote

(01:41:19):
a roade piece on it. This Blue Origin rocket blew
up on the path. This is not good. You know,
Elon Musk has a history of blowing his rockets up
over there at SpaceX. But I think those are different
kinds of rockets. They're meant to take off and land
and it's yeah, you know, it's no small feet. I
think that the Bezos Blue Origin rockets. One's called New

(01:41:42):
Glen after John Glenn, once called New Shepherd after Alan Shepherd.
I think these are more of the traditional rocket model.
And you know, both of these companies they I think
SpaceX is arguably more advanced in what they've been doing
than Blue Origin. But these are like, you know, one
hundred and fifty million bucks a pop. Your mom is

(01:42:02):
down there, she saw you said, she saw this, she
saw loud. Yeah, she didn't even know there was a launch.
She wasn't. I mean, she doesn't stay on top of
it all the time, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
So she was she she heard like a big boom, yeah,
and she's like, oh, they must be you know, doing
a launch or whatever. You know, sometimes they break the
sound barrier or whatever. And she got up and she
said it was like looking like it was daytime outside
it on the pad.

Speaker 8 (01:42:25):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Yeah, mushroom cloud goes up from this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
And so she said it stayed bright for a few
minutes like it was the explosion, and then you had
like that big, gigantic like use it like a mushroom
cloud type of thing. But and like a shock wave
was sent by it too, like that was that's the
biggest explosion that I've probably ever seen over there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Well yeah, and there were a lot of pieces of
video that made the runs on social media from a
lot of different angles. This about nine o'clock local time
last night. This is a launch pad test and it
exploded on the path at people for miles around saw
the giant fireball into the spaceall and anomaly during a

(01:43:12):
hot fire test that's when it's anchored to the ground
and they fire it up. Yep, And nobody died. But
this is a very very bad thing. This is bad
for you know, one thing that a lot we were
talking about this before. One thing a lot of people
don't consider when they talk about these rocket launches is

(01:43:33):
the ground integrity, all of the parts of not only
the launch pad, but all of the surrounding area on
the ground that takes all of that potential damage because
they don't want to obviously damage the pad. This one
damaged the pad, oh completely. A lot of this is
and this is the newest one. It's the one you

(01:43:55):
can see the best from where my mother lives. She
lives in Coco Beach and if you look, it's to
the left, that's a Cape Canaveral and it's basically all
the way out at the end of that peninsula. It's
number thirty six, and it's completely destroyed. Yeah, and so
people who saw this, you know, obviously there's people beyond
what would be considered the blast radius there who kind

(01:44:19):
of posts up to film this and watch it. And
it was it blew up right there on the pad. So, yeah,
destroyed that and that's no small thing. You know, they
consider success to be clearing the launch pen except this
wasn't going to go up right, They were just doing
a fire test on it, and so the infrastructure on

(01:44:40):
the ground is you know, people think about that a
lot less, but it's a really really important part of this.
And these things operate in conjunction with NASA. You know,
NASA budgets are cut to the point where these private
space exploration companies. Again, you know, people who are very

(01:45:01):
much in favor of space exploration, they think that this
is all just the cost of doing business, and I
guess that it is. I still think of it in
terms of this is what these crazy rich guys are
interested in. Not assisting so much with what's going on Earth,
but getting off this rock.

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
Well they were going to well this one was to
put not this flight, but in June they were supposed
to bring up a whole new batch of the LEO satellite.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Oh yeah, by the way, this is going to push
back that whole Moon base stuff way back because NASA
said that they had given Blue Origin like three hundred
million dollars for two lunar rovers and these were going
to be sent to the Moon on one of these
Bezos vehicles. And this is going to push a lot

(01:45:51):
of that way back because everybody now has a boner
for the Moon base. But they're like, well, uh, this
has a lot of implications for that. It hasn't because
they work in conjunction with NASA, and so it has
implications for when they do, you know, crude missions.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
That's just a good thing for Elon Musk really because
now this is such a setback for Bezos and Blue Origin.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Guess but is this a situation where he just steps in.
I mean no, probably yeah, but Blue Origin, like they
have both of those companies have numerous contracts with the
government showing you know, and now this all needs to
be rebuilt.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
So their pad needs to be rebuilt, the rockets itself,
like all of that stuff needs to be rebuilt, and
then you have to figure out who's going to put
that payload into orbit in June, Like is the I
don't know what the other rocket is. I don't know
if it's a mirror image of it, if it's a duplicate,
if you can just use that and launch them, launch
them from somewhere else, I don't know, But I know

(01:46:54):
all of those things have to happen inside of a
certain window, Like you only have a couple of days
or hours sometimes to get those things where they need
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Well, that's how they said.

Speaker 5 (01:47:02):
They go there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
So now they're not gonna be ready for one of
those missions in eighteen months. So now NASA has to
be like, well, do we wait for Bezos or do
we just go ahead with one of these other situations.

Speaker 7 (01:47:14):
Yeah, Like the last thing, that Moon mission was NASA.
That was the first time it had been all NASA
in a long time. Now they had you know, there
was help from these other space companies, but those it
wasn't a private company that sent those guys to the
Moon this last run. Yeah, it was NASA again. So
it's interesting to see what's gonna happen now.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Well to your point of view, right, you know, obviously
Blue Origin and SpaceX are in competition with each other
with respect to NASA, and so NASA now is probably
going to be more dependent on Elon Musk, which is great.
That guy's hands being more into everything is precisely what
we need. We're gonna have him in our four to
one ks. But it's gonna be great at the end

(01:47:56):
of the day. I mean, he's that portion.

Speaker 7 (01:48:00):
I mean he's not really a hands on guy with SpaceX,
you know what i mean, Like that company's kind of
doing what it does and at the end of the
day man. They kind of say, we can say what
we will about the person. But SpaceX itself was a
good thing for the space program because it kept us involved.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Yeah, you know, it got us back into the sky
all on. The launch tower was still standing after a
rocket exploded next to it, and it didn't melt. I
bet it got the nine to eleven conspiracy theorists rock hard.
You might want to take a look at these pictures.

(01:48:38):
Did melt? Yeah, they sure did, oh, because they mean
like jet Field game mount still means Ye, are there
still nine to eleven conspiracy theorists?

Speaker 7 (01:48:48):
God, yes, I see it all the time, especially when
we run you know, you fly by the anniversary of
it every year, and that's when it all comes out,
hours and hours and hours of documentaries and look that
it was an unmarked plane.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
No, no, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Well, there are there are any number of things that
can be easily like debunked, but I wasn't sure if
they're you know, there are so many. There was another
piece of video that was going around of one of
the you know, the old timers in the NASA astronaut
program talking about all the people who don't think we
went to the moon and he's like, you can see
the stuff we left up there. It's still up there.

(01:49:30):
You know, the the rovers and the landers and the
things that you know that the recovery packages we took up,
things like that. He's like, there's satellite imagery where I
guess people figure that's fake too. But because I don't
believe that, I think that those people grift and they
see opportunity to make money and get maybe gain influence
with people who are dim witted or I don't know.

(01:49:54):
I don't really believe that there are people who believe
the Earth is flat. I don't really believe that there are.
Maybe I guess there are maybe some people who don't
believe who went to the moon, But like the flat
Earth people, I don't believe that there are people who
truly believe the Earth is flat. I think they're trying
to make money. I think that they're out there trying to,
you know, do whatever. But the moon landing thing, you

(01:50:15):
see a lot of those older astronauts understandably get really upset.
Like buzz Aldrin would like punch a guy. You know,
he was getting sued because somebody would There was a
guy standing in when those Artemis was that the Artemis
crew that came back or are the people that just
went up. Yeah, there was a guy standing in the
hallway when these people were like, I don't know it's

(01:50:36):
Congress or where it was, and they were out there
to give a speech or talk to somebody, and it's
like a guy in the hallway. Stop lying to people.
You guys never went up. It's like, bro, Jesus is
watching you one of these guys, right, and NASA is
a syop. He's got all the buzzwords, you know, all
the Alex Jones tite nonsense like syop. His name check

(01:51:00):
Jesus the biggest sigh op of all time. Break name checks. Seriously,
Jesus is watching. The moon landing was fake. Oh but
Jesus is on Okay, Well anyway, and these poor astronauts,
they're just in the hallway and they're walking to whatever
their next appointment is, and they, you know, just smile
at the guy and keep walking. But he's obviously just

(01:51:23):
trying to get a piece of But again, I don't
believe that guy either. I think he's just there to
troll people and get in people's faces and stop lying
to the people that you went to the moon. What
this is how you spend your time at your time,
spend however you want. But still we got a call

(01:51:44):
from Eric in Pennhills.

Speaker 20 (01:51:46):
Hey on, it's Eric in Pennhills, Pennsylvania. Proud p one listener,
I hear, and I'm such a p one listener that
I'm one of the people who, over the years has
called to tell you. Ways of the Alan Cock Show
has crept into my daily life. You know, just a
couple of weeks ago, I told you that we had
a three D printer to delivered at the office, and
I so badly wanted to sing the three D printer song,
but that would not be appropriate in my office workplace.

(01:52:07):
You know, not all of us work in a radio
station and can say those things freely. When people say
to me, have a good one, I want to say,
I already have a good one, but I can't say that.
So just two days ago, I was using the restaurant work.
I was just coming out of a meeting, so I
had my hands full. I had my notebook, I had
my coffee mug, I had my water bottle, and I
tried to put these things under my arm when I

(01:52:27):
went to take a pitch but it was too much
to handle. So I put on the counter and I
almost said to the guy next to me, well, that
was too much to hold, more than I have to
hold already, am I right?

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Sure? Please do that at work. I already have a
good one. That's just a carl In line I grabbed.
But yeah, please do that at work. Please do that.
That was a lot to hold. It's the same as now. Huh,
all right, well good. I always forget people have real jobs. Well, Rob,

(01:53:00):
it might come as a shock to you. This is
a real job. You know what I mean. It doesn't
seem like I'm trained eye, but I mean to like
dress up nine work different. We work very hard. I'm
not saying that. I'm saying I sometimes.

Speaker 7 (01:53:17):
Forget that there are offices full of people that can't
say and do the things that we do on a
daily basis.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
I was reminded in between the eighteen months it was
almost a year and a half that I was off
the air, between being on in Chicago and coming to Cleveland,
and I was pretty much convinced, or I was not
optimistic about the fact that I was going to get
back on the air because they're just My agent would

(01:53:43):
call and they're just you know, somebody has to leave
for there to be something open, right, And so I
had no plans to leave Chicago again. And so I
got a job in the sales department for this company.
It used to be called clear Channel, and so I
was selling in Chicago. I didn't want to leave again,

(01:54:04):
but I was off the air. My station had been sold,
I was out of a gig. I was not going
to pack all my crap again. And so I was like, well,
I'll just take a sales job. And I did that,
and I was like, oh my god, I have to
wear a shirt again and a tie and the whole thing,
you know which Again, I went to Catholic school, so

(01:54:26):
it wasn't that big of a deal. It was kind
of like muscle memory kicked back in. But it was
like in January and I'm standing in the corner, I'm
waiting for the bus. I've got my bag over my shoulder,
you know, I'm wearing like an overcoat, I've got a
shirt on and a tie. And I'm like, oh my god,
this might be the rest of my life. And just

(01:54:48):
watching people, I mean my whole life. I'd seen people
downtown going to and from work and they don't look happy.
I mean, listen, some people have those kinds of jobs
and love them and that's fine too. But I was like,
oh my god, is this what it's gonna be? And
so I had kind of gotten into that mindset. But yeah,
some people have they have you know, lot people hate

(01:55:11):
their jobs. Yeah, it doesn't sound like Eric does. It
sounds like he has the kind of job where he
could conceivably, uh make a giant dog joke there at
the urinal occasionally. You can't be the dong joke guy
all the time. Eric, Don't back off next time, by
the way, because you're gonna get that good echo in

(01:55:34):
the men's room too.

Speaker 7 (01:55:35):
Your story definitely had like a zz top vibe to it.
You're like, I'm waiting on the bus. I'm in Chicago,
may wait for the Marsona. Yeah, yeah, that was me
boy and it uh yeah, hey Rick, Hello are you?

Speaker 19 (01:56:03):
The Earth is round?

Speaker 17 (01:56:05):
We've been to the moon.

Speaker 19 (01:56:07):
We have rovers up there, we have you know, the
lunar Lander, you know, the bottom part is still up
there and all that. Why don't we have any modern
pictures of this stuff? I mean, we had the Artemis
mission go around that I.

Speaker 17 (01:56:23):
Want to see some modern pictures of this stuff on
the other side of the moon.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
But what do you mean modern pictures.

Speaker 17 (01:56:30):
I understand that we went around the moon, we went
to the dark side of the Moon and stuff like that,
but why don't we have any like modern day pictures
of where we landed, like the.

Speaker 19 (01:56:44):
Bottom of the lunar lander. The bottom of the lunar
Lander is still there. The top part is the one
that took off and went up to the capsule where
they got back. Why don't we have any pictures of
this stuff that is still there today.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
On the moon. But we do. That's what That's what
the astronaut was talking about. He's like, we have satellite
footage of all of the stuff we left, but I.

Speaker 19 (01:57:07):
Haven't seen any pictures like all right, here's like from
a year or two ago. Look, here's the lunar Lander.
You know, it should be covered in dust or something.
I believe we did all this. I truly believe we
did all this. But I want to see new pictures
of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
But okay, that makes any sense. I mean, I get
what you're saying, but why, like to what end? I mean,
it hasn't gone anywhere, so a picture from fifty years
ago is going to be the same as now.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 19 (01:57:35):
It could all be covered in moon dust and things
age and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
Well no, I mean, look, but what would that prove?

Speaker 10 (01:57:43):
It?

Speaker 19 (01:57:43):
Just to me, it would just be interesting, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
I wouldn't and they also don't.

Speaker 7 (01:57:47):
I don't believe anything would be covered in moondust because
they're the gravity on the Moon would keep those things
from being covered.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:57:58):
That's above my pay grade.

Speaker 7 (01:57:59):
You might be right, and I think I think the
other thing, too, is why you can't grab pictures all
the time. Is it's it's the size of even as
big as the Lunar Lander was. You're talking about the
surface area of like thirty eight million miles of the Moon.

Speaker 19 (01:58:15):
I know, but you you hear all this nonsense like
we got satellites that can read a newspaper from outer space.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
You know, Well they're pointed at the Earth. Yeah, yeah, right,
they're pointed at the Earth.

Speaker 19 (01:58:27):
We don't have any pointed at the Moon.

Speaker 10 (01:58:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
No, I don't think we have any points at the
Moon there in Earth.

Speaker 19 (01:58:35):
Yeah, no telescopes or anything like that, or I mean,
I don't know. I would just like see some modern
pictures of what it's.

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
Like right now. Maybe maybe there's some maybe somebody feels
like you and and and is above our pay grade, Rick,
and maybe they're coming.

Speaker 19 (01:58:51):
And I truly believe we did all that stuff. But
I would just like to see new pictures of like
what it looks like now, I guess, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
Rob that you know, to Rick's point, that's the entire
point behind all that TikTok stuff where they go, hey,
look like, hey, you use the filter and this is
what you look like when you were a kid. He
just wants to see what it looks like now. Yes, right, yes, okay,
thank you, Rich.

Speaker 19 (01:59:16):
I've I've always been a big space bump, but I
truly believe everything that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
But I'm not one of these nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
So there are pictures, by the way, if you google
google it on NASA's website, they have some photos from
twenty fourteen. They found the landing site next to the creator.
So you can go look at that.

Speaker 19 (01:59:37):
Oh no kidding, that's fantastic. All right, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
Your wishes lower command, Well you got it. There's Rick
there in Parma. H All right, well listen, you you
came across.

Speaker 7 (01:59:54):
With it, Rob, Well, yeah, it's I mean, you're not
seeing a lot, but they it shows they zoom up
to the lunar module that's still sitting next to whatever
the name of that crater is where they landed.

Speaker 1 (02:00:06):
The Sea of Tranquility. Yes, that, and where are the
pictures I was supposed to see? Rick was Casey casing
of us kse case im ming us. See when you
come out of the damn goddamn numbers man, it's impossible
to make those transitions and then you got to go
into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me
all the time. I don't know what the hell they

(02:00:27):
do it for, but goddamn it, if we can't come
out of a slow record, I don't understand it is
down on the phone. Okay. I want a goddamn concerned
effort to come out of a record that isn't a
king up tempo record. Every time I do a goddamn
dip dedication, now make it. And I also want to
know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to
see this week. Ellen. That dude wants like a live

(02:00:49):
beach camera on the moon. Yeah, yeah, he wants like
a live stream of like Fat Bear Week, but he
wants it there at the Sea of Tranquility. Hey Francis,
Hey Arolyn.

Speaker 24 (02:01:04):
My hintsome little honky afternoon man in my sexy little
raspy voice.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Co host Rob The Parmanians are coming out of the
woodworm today. What's up, Francis?

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
All right, so we're.

Speaker 24 (02:01:19):
Talking about moon talk here.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Now, you guys know the first.

Speaker 24 (02:01:23):
People to land on the Moon, right, the Martians, Well,
Neil Armstrong buzz of Auldron. But somebody named me the
third man, probably most important man, because he co piloted
the Aldron, which was.

Speaker 21 (02:01:42):
Basically the apole the Moon or Maugam.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
You guys know who that was.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
You're not talking about Michael Collins. I am talking about
Label Collins. Now you could read this, yeah, but he didn't.
But he didn't land in the mood. He stayed in
the hes, stayed in orbit.

Speaker 24 (02:01:55):
No, that's what I'm saying. But he was responsible for
reading in there.

Speaker 17 (02:01:59):
But he was all so tasked with.

Speaker 8 (02:02:01):
And this is true.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
He was going to be the first person in space to.

Speaker 24 (02:02:08):
Document human masturbation. This was and you could read it,
these thirty nine pieces. I just had to look up
and just look at it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Francis is out there reading thirty nine pages rob on
lunar masturbation, moon cranking.

Speaker 24 (02:02:24):
Well, I've read the cliffs notes on but his heart
rates is this is real. I couldnt believe this driven.
His heart rate was so accelerated, probably because he hadn't
you know, Gerriton for a while that they actually had to,
you know, tell him we do not need your help

(02:02:44):
on this solo mission, if you know what I mean.
But he was supposed to flect Assassin specimen. He was
supposed to also time it, and this was practiced no
pun intended dry runs thirteen times leading up to the mission.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
He's like, He's like, oh, Collins is on another dry run, Neil.
One guy gets to go one small step for man
and the other guy's up there whacking it in the
module trying to catch the stuff floating. Crap. Buzz is
gonna be pissed when he gets back. I was supposed
to keep this contained. There's stuff floating around the capsule.

(02:03:25):
Pete Conrad was the third person to land on the moon.
But who's going to remember him, right, Nobody's going to
remember the second and third guy to do something. The
first man to masturbate in space. We come in peace
literally Allan Cox Show.

Speaker 9 (02:03:45):
One's call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
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Speaker 1 (02:04:02):
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There my heart radio app. If you listen from out

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First pitch tonight, six forty pregame here on the Buzzard
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We'll pivot to Pride. Come June, Claude Lemue killed himself.
Do you see that? Is that what happened? Yeah? I

(02:05:28):
just saw that he died. I didn't know he killed himself.
Claude Lemieux was a big time hockey player, played for
a handful of teams, won the Stanley Cup four times.
Like this guy was an accomplished dude. I remember him
playing for the Avalanche. He played for he played for
a handful of teams. He played for the Canadians. I

(02:05:48):
thought he was related to Mary O. Lemieux.

Speaker 10 (02:05:50):
He is not.

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
It's just a not an uncommon name. He didn't come
home and his son went looking for him, and he
found him in the family furniture business that they owned.
He was in the rear warehouse and he had killed himself. Geez.
He didn't come home and so his adult son went
looking for him around three am. Claue lm. He was

(02:06:12):
sixty years old and uh, four times Stanley Cup winner,
wife and four kids. Wow, I hadn't I hadn't seen that. Yeah,
well that's a shame. That's pretty intensely it's a shame
he died either way, but just sad to hear it
to that, Yeah, pretty wild, Alan, Jess shouldn't feel too bad.

(02:06:34):
I lost my phone earlier this week. My husband called
and I'm like, I can hear it and everywhere I
go the volume doesn't change, and he goes, you idiot,
it's in your back pocket when you feel your phone
and when you feel like the vibrating of the ringing
or whatever. It depends on the person. I suppose.

Speaker 5 (02:06:56):
Yeah, that's something I would do.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
I don't disagree check out. Yes, yeah, but also I'm not.
I'm somebody who always has my phone on me, and
sometimes you'll get complaints about that some top iPhone. Yes
I am. Yeah, I stopped apologizing for that a long
time ago. Yes, I am always, but I always know
where it is. You know, there are people who are

(02:07:19):
constantly losing their phones, but their phone's also always on
vibrate because they don't want the ring her on for
whatever reason. It's like, well, I can't call you and
you'll hear it, then will you have? You have to
run around trying to find where the vibrating is coming from. Also,
somebody asked if did Jess ever fess up to her
mom about throwing all the salt in the chicken pot

(02:07:42):
pie or did her mom pass before she could tell
her the truth.

Speaker 5 (02:07:48):
No, I didn't tell her about that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:49):
You never told her.

Speaker 6 (02:07:50):
It was an un.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
It was it was a secret that you kept her
entire life.

Speaker 2 (02:07:57):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:07:57):
I did tell her about when she took my fake
ID pictures and she thought she didn't know what she
was taking pictures for. But I finally told her about that.
Oh wait, what So when I had my I got
a fake ID when I was like, I don't know, eighteen,
and I made her take pictures of me in front
of a white wall, and she's like, why are we
doing this? And I never told her why. And then
before she died, I told her about that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:19):
Wait. Yeah, but it's probably the least of uh. Probably
couldn't have cared less than right. Yeah, mom, when you
took photos of me in front of that white wall,
it was for my fake ID.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
Yeah, she had no idea. Well, because it's so random,
Why why am I making her take headshots of me?

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
Mm hmm? But she asked, why are we doing this?
And you said what?

Speaker 5 (02:08:39):
I can't remember what I said, Probably something stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
I'll look at that saved by the bell. What Oh, Jesus, Oh,
I'm not paying attention to the time here, saved by
We were telling a story here.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
Yeah, finger bang bang bang bang binger bang.

Speaker 1 (02:09:03):
Bang bang bang, bank, does this refill your tank if
you talk over it tread lightly?

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
Finger bag bang bang bang binger bang bang finger bang
bang bang bang finger bang bang finger bang bang bang
bang binger bang bang, finger bag bang bang bang finger
bang bang.

Speaker 1 (02:09:34):
Oh, welcome to the weekend body Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
You bank me.

Speaker 19 (02:09:43):
B sill my god, natural.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
Yes, now it's official. Now I feel like we're it's
officially summertime. We've made it through the week.

Speaker 3 (02:09:59):
Try to live my what do you babe?

Speaker 18 (02:10:02):
Would be the hardest thing I would ever do.

Speaker 15 (02:10:05):
Trying to forget them we would be the hardest thing
I would ever do.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Yep, still my favorite man. That's pretty good. Mike and
Parma checking in with an AI song for Jess Oh
Boy called digital Math Yesterday. Once again, Jess has this
uncanny ability to we've got one foot out the door
and she will drop some absurd grenade into the room

(02:10:36):
rob and then we're left with.

Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
We got to go.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
It's the end of the show, and she's just been like, yeah,
I measure things with my fingers. Yep, we're like, what
you know that space in between the first and the
second knuckle. It's an hinge that I got this Thrill's
small table and I don't, well, did you tape measure?
I have a tape measure. I use my knuckles. What
and then we can play it by four hundred and
then we have to go. I had because I have

(02:11:05):
many of them. I had a tape measure in my
hand this morning before I came to work, and I
was like, I'm gonna bring this for Jess, and then
I put it back down. I go, Nope, I'm not
going to do that because she's not going to use it. No,
she'll just lose it. Right, that's not true. And I'll
be like, hey, have you used the meat thermometer?

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
I haven't had to yet.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
You bought steak? I haven't had to yet.

Speaker 5 (02:11:29):
Huh, I have one day left.

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Already. Gross for the record, uhh.

Speaker 5 (02:11:36):
I cleaned my fridge out yesterday and I checked it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
How did you check? You checked frozen steak? Oh? I thought,
this is what you're talking about giving your dad. You're
talking about your shaved beef. Well listen. So yeah, I
had the tape measure in my hand. I go, no,
I'm not going to do that. My my being magnanimous
does have its bounds. I could have, but I was like,

(02:12:03):
I don't. There was something in my brain. I'm like, no, nope,
she's gonna stick with the fingers.

Speaker 5 (02:12:10):
Like one of those body like it's like the flimsy
one tape measure.

Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
What a tailor's tape.

Speaker 5 (02:12:17):
Yeah, that's it I used sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Okay, well, okay, so you've got something with numbers on it. Yeah,
but that still didn't help you get the right sized
coffee table.

Speaker 17 (02:12:26):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (02:12:26):
I didn't remember I had it until I had to
measure something else.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
Okay, well, listen, it's getting used. This table's two feet high.
Oh that seems small, but it must be big enough.

Speaker 5 (02:12:38):
It's the smallest thing.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
Well yeah, and they told you that before you bought it.
That's why we asked. They've got the specs on the
Amazon page. I looked at the picture reviews and it
did not look that bad. No, but they tell you
how big it is. Oh, I don't read that, but
maybe you should. We're just saying you can save yourself
a lot of trouble by Sometimes there will actually be

(02:13:02):
a photo that has the dimensions on it.

Speaker 5 (02:13:05):
I don't know numbers like that. What you don't know
numbers like what is what's a sixty three inch?

Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
Sixty three of that little bone in your finger? But
you know how many inches are in a full twelve? Yes,
so you would multiply, and so you'd go, oh, this
table is three feet by two and a half feet
or whatever. Right. A lot of times they'll have if
it's furniture or something, they'll have a like a drawing
or a picture and it'll have the dimensions around it

(02:13:34):
with an arrow, so you know length with the depth.
Other times you have to go into where it says
specs and that will tell you, h, that's height, L
length W W with this is getting confusing. I just
saw you back there. I put you on you. It
look like you were a little confused by this. It
so it's like a dog that's being shown a card trip.

(02:13:55):
No idea anyway should you choose to use this information?
It's all there for you. I thought it would work.
I thought it was to be you though, what would work?
It's coffee tabe? Why did you think that?

Speaker 5 (02:14:10):
Because I'm like, oh, but you didn't that small child
size desk right.

Speaker 1 (02:14:14):
But what I'm saying is you didn't know the size.
If you didn't check the specs, then you did not
know the size.

Speaker 5 (02:14:21):
No, but I just read the reviews and I'm never
doing that again.

Speaker 1 (02:14:23):
But what did the review I can't imagine somebody.

Speaker 5 (02:14:25):
Who've said a little small, but it works for my space,
a little small, but it works in my college dorm.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
And I'm like, this will do okay. But but were
people posting photos of it in their room? Yes, okay?
And you couldn't tell by that that it was gonna
be too small.

Speaker 5 (02:14:39):
It looked a little small, but it was like, okay,
it's fine, it won't be that bad.

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
But that's where you pivot to, let me get the
actual measurements. Yeah, I wonder how big this actually is. Well,
you know what, though, that's also for people like Jess
that don't even think to do that. That's also why
they started doing like see this in your room, the
virtue where it puts the item in. You take a
picture of your whatever room you're gonna put it in,

(02:15:05):
and then it you.

Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
Know, I just wanted a coffee table, that's all I wanted.

Speaker 1 (02:15:09):
Oh you got one. Get a coffee table for squirrels.
Get one of them things, you know during COVID when
Charlie was woodworking. Yeah, I bought one of them squirrel
tables from him, did you. Yeah, I'm a booster. It's
sitting in the backyard on a bigger picnic table. Still

(02:15:30):
back there all right. Anyway, Mike and Parma sent along
a song called digital Math for Jess.

Speaker 25 (02:15:41):
Just at the door, finger in here, measuring the couch
like she's dry and plans there.

Speaker 1 (02:15:51):
By the window with clear that chin. She squints at
the numbers like the.

Speaker 6 (02:16:00):
One step, two steps up, the whole dumb thumb.

Speaker 25 (02:16:03):
She wants it all the price of the straight and
she stops the grand She's doing.

Speaker 1 (02:16:07):
The math from the outside and anyway, it's some of
these songs are hard to kind of suss out unless
you're looking at the lyrics like I am, but I

(02:16:29):
thought that was actually pretty good than you. I was
gonna say, yeah, I had like a Maroon five or
like a j R vibe to it, and then count
it again. She buys with her eyes anyway. It just
makes the process easier for you. If you go into

(02:16:50):
the specs and he goes, oh, this is how tall
it is, You're wasting your breath. I don't know that
I am. I think you know, she might go, I'm
not gonna do that. She's not going to do that,
but did she knows she could do that?

Speaker 5 (02:17:03):
I don't know what a spec is.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
This is so what I'm saying, spec s. It'll all
if you're buying some on Amazon or anywhere else, you
scroll down and it will tell you it's short for specifications.
She just recently learned about Amazon. Yeah, what do you
where you? She told us the other day. Remember I

(02:17:25):
just got on that stupid thing. Okay, well better late
than never. Yeah, you got you told us, But you
got the table from more Wayfair.

Speaker 5 (02:17:33):
So I got this from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (02:17:35):
You got this from Amazon. Well, then that's what I'm saying.
They will definitely have the specs. You did this on
the app or on your laptop on I don't know,
on my phone, on your phone the app okay, on
Safari okay, okay, then the browser that not the app.
You did it in the app Okay. I'm just saying

(02:17:55):
that when you're on whatever page you're on, it will
might look different, but it will always have spec and
you go in and it will tell you this is
two it's very helpful. I'm just saying, if you're gonna
buy furniture, you know anybody who's let's say you're buying
a new couch, you would take a tape measure and
measure that space. So when you go to the furniture store,
they go this once. You see people in a furniture

(02:18:17):
store with their tape measure going how big is this?
Measuring it out?

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
Just don't guess.

Speaker 1 (02:18:24):
No, you don't guess jets, you don't guess. You know
what you do when you guess. You get a tiny
table in your house. Guess why would you guess at
the size of things stall house table? Yeah, that looks
about right. I mean you can do that. You'll be
spending half your time returning things, big cumbersome items that
you don't just drop in the you know, post office box.

Speaker 5 (02:18:47):
Now I gotta break it down and send it back.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
Yeah, except that, so, according to you, is so small,
it's not gonna be that big of a deal to
break down so many screws. Yeah, sell it on marketplace.
M she doesn't know about Amazon, but she knows about Facebook. Marketplace. Yeah,
I have a lot of stuff on there. Oh all right, welcome.
So sell the table on marketplace, cut your losses and

(02:19:12):
start over. You take it apart dollars You what sell
it for ten bucks? Would you pay for it fifty?

Speaker 7 (02:19:23):
Also, if it's too good to be true, it probably
is A fifty dollars coffee table isn't going to be
normal coffee table sized.

Speaker 5 (02:19:29):
I was like, I yeah, I thought I was gonna
be Okay. I'm like, yeah, fifty bucks, all right, we'll
take the risk. I risked wrong. She risked wrong, rob
she did, she definitely did. She risked wrong. Never again.

Speaker 1 (02:19:46):
Suspect those specs, Yes, specs numbers are your friends? Ever
ever ever going to look at the specs of anything? Well,
then look for that diagram Sometimes they give you with
the numbers. I can't do that either. Right right to
the reviews. Tad's small, but it fits in my space,
which is in my dog crate dog house. This is

(02:20:10):
my dog's favorite desk. Okay, he loves this coffee table.
It looks so good next to his little puppy bed.
He loves to write and think and ponder, and this
is the perfect place for him to do it. The
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Don't you love me too?

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Speaker 9 (02:20:38):
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being able to suss out the numbers on the tape measure.
Rob cotton Balls points out, turns out just as crazy

(02:21:16):
tall X was only six'. One how about, that, Right?
Alan it's always weird rolling into my kids daycare parking
Lot friday at five With brian's Finger bang playing on the. Radio,
hey roll in windows. Up never too early for your

(02:21:39):
kids to know That mom and dad. Party guardians baseball
tonight here at home three against The Red. Sox they
kind of had then a real hard time with The.
Nationals they only took one of those after sweeping The.

(02:22:05):
Phillies guardians are still kind of they feel a little,
wopply but they're still top of the, division. Right they're doing.
Fine they're just a couple of, Games rob ahead of
My Chicago White. Sox AND i can't tell you how
happy it makes me to say, that because The White
sox are usually in the toilet that people love to

(02:22:27):
remind me of. That But Guardians Red sox, Tonight game
one starts around seventy, ten thirty minutes. Prior will be
your pregame coverage here ON Mms. Alan are you paying
attention to The Great American State? FAIR i mean that

(02:22:50):
gigantic lineup of. Artists, YEAH i don't know what there
is to pay attention to because everybody's basically bailed from this.
Thing your buddy's still on. It who's That rob Van? Winkle?
Oh Vanilla is is still. On he's still. On so
is he gonna See Music factory still?

Speaker 10 (02:23:06):
On?

Speaker 8 (02:23:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:23:06):
God so THE Cnc Music factory. Guy that was the
first THING i. Saw and this guy did a seven
minute video and he's sitting on the crapper from his
bathroom and he's, like hey, man you know it's funny
to me because the guy goes on this big rant
about how he doesn't f With, trump and they didn't
know that that's what the show. Was he goes our

(02:23:28):
manager calls us months ago and, says do you want
to do a show in D? C and when is
this set for like the summer or? Something they were
calling it The freedom two hundred and Fifty show or
The Great American State fair or something like. This this
is supposed to be this Big july fourth celebration IN.

(02:23:48):
Dc now it's obviously they're branding everything with the two
hundred and fiftieth anniversary of The United. States trump couldn't
care less about, that so they're kind of doing that,
publicly but in his mind it is all, like, uh
it's all orbiting his. Birthday, right he'll be the oldest
president in. History remember when all you guys were screaming

(02:24:10):
About Joe biden being, Old trump's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (02:24:12):
Older.

Speaker 1 (02:24:12):
Net, nevertheless this show where they got all these, people
so THE c AND C Music factory guy, goes we
didn't know what it was and so we're not going
to do, it blah blah. Blah but then he kind
of pivots and he's, like Maybe i'll do it just
so you guys don't think you can tell me what to.
Do And i'm, like what a weird, pitch what a weird,

(02:24:36):
thing what a weird. Take, Yeah i'm so committed to
not bending to the. FAN i wasn't quite sure why
it took him seven minutes to do. That but one
by one people have bailed from the show because they
probably all got the same call from their, Manager hey
do you want to do this show On july fourth IN.

(02:24:59):
DC i, MEAN i would think that you'd be able
to read between the lines a few of these. Acts
but by the time you're Losing Brett michaels And martina,
McBride it ain't good. Right those are right there in
the wheelhouse of that, crowd and so one by one

(02:25:19):
people have appeeled. AWAY i Think Morris day And The
time were the first ones to be, like we are
not playing. This you see what do you put on social?
Media contrary to, well ALL i said was contrary to.
Rumor Morris day in The time will not be performing
at The Great American State. Fair and then the caption
it's a no for. Me, Yeah YOUNG, mc bust a.

(02:25:46):
Move he was on that show WHERE i got into
a fight With Vanilla. Ice you're still very much attached
for the. Show Vanilla ice is still on, It YOUNG mc,
Says i've informed my agents THAT i own not for
performing at The freedom to. Fifty the official statement From
Milli vanilli, boy when you Lose Milli vanilly because all

(02:26:08):
those guys need to do a show up with a
boombox and move their. Lips and one of them's, dead,
right one of modeed, right fab more van he died
or the other. Guy i'm not sure which, one but, well.

Speaker 2 (02:26:19):
You know what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:26:20):
Though they call it the Real Milli, Vanilli so it's
not those. Guys it's probably people you wouldn't even know
who they, Are so they're the actual. People, Yeah hi
Were Milli. Vanilli everybody's, like, no you're. Not, yeah, yeah
those other two, guys remember they were? Fake oh, well
okay them the commodores are, like, yeah we're not doing.

(02:26:42):
This we're not publicly affiliating with any particular political. Party martina,
McBride who's a country, Artist she's, Like i'm not doing this.
Either Vanilla ice is still in. There Brett michaels off
THE c AND C Music factory, guy You Flo rider

(02:27:04):
In Vanilla. ICE i, think all, right that's. It listen
do a. Duet. Well and, also even if you you,
know you read between the, lines you, Know i'm sure
when all these people committed to this last, fall even
if they figured out that it was going to be
like Some White House trump, thing at that point they
might have figured that by now they might have hedged
their bets to. Buy now things With trump might have

(02:27:27):
gotten better right now that he's gone full pedophile. Protector
even your country acts are going to bail because the
guy's poison and so they're, LIKE i don't need, to you.
Know and by the, WAY i wish people would stop.
PRETENDING i wish everybody would stop playing. Dumb Brett, michaels you, KNOW.

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:27:51):
Know it's evolved into something more divisive THAN i. Thought
it evolved into something more. Devisive Is trump's? Brand what
are you talking? About, no you're, right these things are
not supposed to be, partisan But trump has made everything.
Political that's what you guys, wanted you mega listeners in this.
Audience you guys wanted. This we weren't Flying biden. Flags

(02:28:15):
we didn't make Him, jesus we didn't put his head
On rambo's body or his face on. Money this is
what you guys. WANTED i don't know why everybody's playing. Dumb,
well it is not. Political you Wanted trump in everyone's.
Face that's what you, want and you got, it and
you're still mad because you know he. Sucks and you feel,
stupid and you, should but here we. Are and so

(02:28:38):
even the arguably reddest artists on this bill are, like, nope,
no thank. You so my question, is do you think
that they'll find people to fill that. Vacuum there have
to be artists who were, Like i'll get it into.
IT i, mean there's only so Much Lee greenwood One
country can, handle, right he can't be your go to

(02:29:00):
guy every. TIME i, mean all things being, equal it
wasn't a Bad, like if you're gonna put a big show,
together that wasn't a bad. Lineup if you're, like, hey
we're doing a show and it's gonna Have Vanilla ice
and it's gonna Have YOUNG mc And Morris day and you,
know The Commodorees. Dynamite so, YEAH i think as of

(02:29:21):
a couple of days, ago it Was Flow rider And
Vanilla ice And Brett. Michaels i'm very Surprised Brett michael's.
Build but they're all, like, Yeah i'm not gonna do this.
Anymore but the lineup itself be like, yeah you, know
in a, vacuum ain't. Bad But i'm curious if other
acts are gonna come along and go, yeah, yeah we'll do.

(02:29:43):
It we've always wanted to play with Flow. Rider what's bad?
About what is his? Song what's Flow ride's? Song he's
got a bunch of, them a couple of. Them But
Apple bottom G R club is looking at surely got?

Speaker 10 (02:30:00):
It?

Speaker 4 (02:30:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:30:01):
OKAY I? Whistle does he know that his name is
very similar to the state Of? Florida i'm not SURE
O whistle is a good? One did you do right
round to?

Speaker 10 (02:30:17):
Him?

Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
Baby he? Did, yeah right roun right? Around let, Me
i'm gonna show you how to do. It all, right

(02:30:40):
it's not. Bad he's like black Pit bull, right like
he's he Doesn't he's got a ton of. Hits but
like you could never pick him out of a. LINEUP
i shouldn't say that you. COULD i, mean you know
Who pitbull, is you know what Floor ride. Is but
like they're just kind of they kind of fit into
whatever container you pour them. Into, Right that's that's the.
Appeal what it sounds. Like after Flow rida, dies.

Speaker 23 (02:31:12):
Rob iHeart radio Remembers. Florida, yeah The ohio of The. South, yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:31:24):
This is a.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
Jam this is a box.

Speaker 21 (02:31:28):
Lo.

Speaker 1 (02:31:28):
Lo, yeah all, right reebox with a strap, sing got
low lo turn? Around and get that big.

Speaker 2 (02:31:39):
Booty.

Speaker 1 (02:31:40):
Yeah by the, way don't touch a woman who doesn't
want to be. Touched if you know her and she,
consents you can give that big booty a. Slap, otherwise do.
NOT i don't worry About Kid, Rock Ted nugent And
dave from A Stained. WELL i gotta tell, YOU i was.

(02:32:00):
SURPRISED i thought for sure WHEN i first Saw Brett,
MICHAELS i was, LIKE i wonder If Kid rock can't do,
it or maybe Kid rock is self aware. Enough, well,
no you know WHAT i, mean, LOT i Mean Brett.
Michaels Maybe Kid rock is self aware enough where he's,
LIKE i just did the, thing you. KNOW i, Like

(02:32:21):
i'm just starting to cool down a little bit from
all the people dunking on me for. That oh, no, no,
no this is not self aware enough that you don't.

Speaker 25 (02:32:28):
Think.

Speaker 1 (02:32:28):
SO i, mean he's still a, performer he's still a.
BUSINESSMAN i know. EVERYBODY i, know everyone's goal over there
is trolling twenty four to, seven, right that's what he.
Is nobody's, WELL i, mean like everyone and the government
now is government by. Trolling it's not even, government it's just.
Whatever but so it's down To Vanilla ice and Flow. Ride,

(02:32:52):
YEAH i wonder if they'll get more people that will
come in and, Go i'll do. It, Well VANILLA i
sing About florida a lot, too so they'll have something in.
COMMON i, Mean Vanilla ISI's comment ended with, everybody you,
know because everybody else was posting on their social media
why they weren't going to do it and blah blah,
blah and his, was, Go ninja. Go this is a

(02:33:17):
magical event that's gonna happen and very. Rare So i'm.
Honored this is going to be epic and that's. It
we don't take anything too. Serious, Man we're going to
bring the. Nineties that's how it. Works Go ninja. Go
i'm just honored somebody asked me to do. Something, well
you know What i'm, Saying, like that's a guy WHO i,
MEAN i don't blame. Him he's not, gonna you, know

(02:33:39):
turn on the, money but THE Cnc Music factory. Guy
he goes into this whole Like i'd vote For hitler
And Genghis khan BEFORE i let you tell me WHAT i.
Do And i'm, like what are you talking? About, well
he's just surprised somebody asked him to do.

Speaker 7 (02:33:55):
Anything was the last time anybody even mentioned saying here
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:33:59):
Ago, yeah everybody's got to puff up their chest all
the time in every. Situation nobody can just be, like,
yeah it's not for. Me. Nope you, KNOW i heard
what you guys are. SAYING i think you're. Right i'm feeling.
YOU i think part of, it, though IS i guess
in his, defense part of it is so much of

(02:34:21):
it as people who aren't even. Fans it's not like
your fan base talking to. You it's Just rando's. Complaining
SO i assume that's what he's talking. About but now
here's my. Question if they're gonna call it The Great
American State, fair what does everybody associate with a state fair?

(02:34:43):
Food what's the food situation gonna? Be you, know The
Ohio State fair is usually like end Of, july and
it's probably the same this. YEAR i wonder what the
food situation is going to be at THIS dc, show
like a ziggaatte Of Big. Max what will they? Do you,

(02:35:05):
know The Ohio State fair last year they had poutine.
Tots i'm not sure how poutine got this far over the,
border BUT i think they're trying there more and more people.
Are you, know it shows up on menus down. HERE
i mean obviously you go up Into, canada it's on everyone's.
Menu you go to a gas station and they seu.
Poutine but the you, know state fair, food it's all

(02:35:29):
based on a. Dare but it's it's also less kind
of thrilling because those kinds of things have worked their
way into the ballpark. Too so you don't have to
go to a State. Fair you go To Progressive field
and get a friggin hamburger With Crispy kreme donuts for.
Buns you get a deep fried. Taco, Dad i'd eat

(02:35:53):
im lying to, YOU i would. EAT i don't. EAT
i don't like a lot of fried. STUFF i would
eat a deep fried taco it sounds. Good man a doughnut.
CHEESEBURGER i don't THINK i would eat. That deep fried
bacon wrapped. Oreos no deep fried giant gummy. Bear this
is all from The Ohio state for last. Summer it's

(02:36:15):
not necessary on. There that's amateur level cheese on a,
stick find.

Speaker 21 (02:36:24):
Is?

Speaker 17 (02:36:24):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:36:24):
Yeah you mean like deep, fried like a like a
giant mozzarella stick or, something but.

Speaker 5 (02:36:29):
Like, yeah with the corn bread, UH i don't like
the corn dog toppings at Corn.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
DOG i don't see that on, this but doesn't mean
they don't have. It these just might be the highlights
bear deep fried. Buckeyes, yeah is you're eating that in
the hot sun AND i don't know that stomach. Ache
hopefully you found some. SHADE a deep.

Speaker 7 (02:36:53):
Fried buckeye sounds like a stomach, ache but a deep
fried hunk of cheese does.

Speaker 17 (02:36:58):
Not with.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
MUSTARD i MEAN i might be team Jess on. THAT
i do like cheese in the, heat in the quo
in the heats better than fried buckeye in the. Heat, yeah,
okay top it with yellow mustard and your nice glass
of warm milk to go with. It, hey could you
guys blend up some cottage cheese for?

Speaker 17 (02:37:19):
Me?

Speaker 1 (02:37:20):
Yeah could?

Speaker 17 (02:37:22):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:37:22):
COULD i get some iced buttermilk with My halapano popper. Pizza.
Hmm The Thanksgiving sunday they were handing that. Out it
was like in a parfet, cone turkey, stuffing mashed potatoes
and cranberry. Sauce it's. Perfect so it's like a walking,

(02:37:44):
taco but It's thanksgiving dinner in a. Cup, Awesome but,
again in the hot, SUN i think people, Figure hey,
man it's all going to be hot when it goes
inside my body and when it comes. Out, yeah, yeah
what AM i worried? About M M That jlapano paper

(02:38:07):
pizza is going to come out. Hard what are you
doing in? There what are you doing in?

Speaker 8 (02:38:14):
There are you?

Speaker 1 (02:38:14):
Okay who are? You i'm your dog's? Piss, no come, on.

Speaker 8 (02:38:24):
That is not.

Speaker 1 (02:38:25):
Fair it's uncalled. For Kid rock is on tour that.
Week oh, yeah that's. Right he's doing his. Thing you
know how Like Iron, maiden Rob Iron, Maiden you know
How Iron maiden And Kid rock are exactly the same
in the world of rock and. Roll, Right Iron maiden
will not be there to be inducted into The rock

(02:38:47):
And Roll hall Of fame because they'll be halfway around
the world on. Tour, Similarly Kid rock he will be
on tour that week that, week, right he's the one
playing to a quarter four arenas on his. Tour he's
having a little bit of a tough time selling. Tickets
but you have to think it's not like they're just
GONNA i can't imagine them folding this. Show they'll just

(02:39:11):
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goes Who's? Alan it's Your your dappleganger is in. There
he was with a tall woman AND i thought it was.
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i just want to know Who alan?

Speaker 17 (02:41:25):
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photos people will see, me they, go is this? You
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no that's not. Me he's, black, Right hey, listen we

(02:41:52):
can't be objective about, ourselves, Right so it's it's, uh, YEAH.

Speaker 17 (02:41:58):
I wanted to give you SOME fid for next.

Speaker 21 (02:42:00):
WEEK i know you guys are getting ready to, go
BUT i WAS i was telling your girl about she
should go to the thrift store to get a good
piece of furniture and picks it up instead of buying
something with a bunch of screws and fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:42:13):
Bucks, yeah some people really have that brain for like
vintage e fixer upper, stuff And i'm not that. Guy,
like why AM i gonna buy something for cheap and
then put a lot of work into? It LIKE i
understand where that comes. From i'm sure there's something like
very satisfying about, that But i'm like a IF i need,
SOMETHING i buy it and there it, is And i'm you,

(02:42:34):
know but there, again there's a lot of people who do,
that and they can do some amazing things with reclaimed,
items BUT i. Don't i'm not getting that vibe off Of.
Jess she doesn't even want to mess with a tape.

Speaker 21 (02:42:47):
Measure, OKAY i hear. You another THING i wanted to
mention to, you And i'm not gonna untack. Everything i'll
call it back. Again i'm just so HAPPY i got
to speak to you And, ron and THEN i wanted to,
say you, know you come out To strongfield here and
THERE i Missed rob over At slim And CHUBBY'S i wanted.

Speaker 20 (02:43:05):
To go AND i didn't get.

Speaker 21 (02:43:06):
There but, this every TIME i tell somebody Where i'm from,
there they're, like don't you live In? Strongfeld they bring
up that girl that wreck that, car and everyone's, like
do you know? Her And i'm, like, no.

Speaker 1 (02:43:20):
Oh that, Documentary, YEAH i really don't. Know, YEAH i
know the broad strokes of that. Story, wait anytime you Mentioned,
strongsville people, go do you know the girl if from the? Crash,
YEAH i Mean strongsville is not a small.

Speaker 21 (02:43:33):
Town, no but people are, like oh start my dentist said,
it my eyed actor said.

Speaker 3 (02:43:40):
It i'm, LIKE i don't.

Speaker 1 (02:43:41):
Know, wow everybody In strongsville allegedly could possibly know that.
Girl all, right, listen thank, You.

Speaker 21 (02:43:48):
Betty, OKAY i hope to see you. Again when are
you coming out again To.

Speaker 1 (02:43:53):
STRONGSVILLE i don't, know But i'll be talking about it
WHEN i. Do where the hell are we going to be?
Tomorrow tomorrow we're going to be at the Wild eagle
there In Broadview. Heights is that Near? Strongsville it's not. Far,
yeah it's probably twenty twenty five. Minutes. Yeah, see there you.
Go you can come see us. Tomorrow we're going to
be the Wild eagle In Broadview, heights right off The highway,
there both of, you and we need, alternates, yes well,

(02:44:18):
yeah and we need, Alternates. Betty so if you can
get your foot, going we. Can you, know you see
what you can.

Speaker 21 (02:44:23):
Do all, right thanks for taking my. CALL i have
a good. Weekend you have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:44:29):
Too There's betty Oh Black betty, right, yeah. LISTEN i
met her at the local bar a while, back and
she has got some. Stories, boy she has been flying
the flag for. Decades she's out there in. Front she's
telling people what it's. Like, right she's out there busting

(02:44:53):
her hump for the common man and taking no prisoners
open people who need. It, yeah tomorrow we got the
finals for This Mike Ultra Soccer. Challenge so somebody leaves
tomorrow at two tickets for THE Fifa World cup In.
Philly so don't sleep on tomorrow because you, know we
got a whole full bracket, There rob and we're gonna need.

Speaker 7 (02:45:15):
Alternates we, know as of right, now four people can't make,
it so we need at least four.

Speaker 1 (02:45:20):
Alternates so if you have nothing going, on you're in that, area.

Speaker 7 (02:45:24):
Come on, by hang out with, us have a couple of,
pops kick some, balls preferably not mine.

Speaker 1 (02:45:30):
Either that, trip by the, WAY i, mean we're trying
to be folks. Here even if you do have something going,
on it's not that. Important, yeah blow it. Off oh
your aunt's funeral, whatever you have other, Aunts well maybe you,
don't but life's full of. Choices so, Yeah we'll be
at the Wild eagle tomorrow there On Royalton road In
Broadview heights for our finals either from two to, four

(02:45:55):
and Then i'm hosting That John cusack event tomorrow night
at that's, Right i've got a dance card, tomorrow busy,
Day i'll have To i'll Do Wild. Eagle that'll be
two to, four and, then you, know we always hang
out for a little, bit has some, pops and Then
i'll have to, leave freshen myself, up and then you,

(02:46:16):
know get back into the, city get over there to The.
Agora what time is, THAT i believe that is seven.
Pm we're doing a screening Of Say, anything and Then
i'll do a LITTLE q AND a With John. Cusack
So i'm very much looking forward to. That i've been
making some. NOTES i don't Think i'll have a ton

(02:46:37):
of time with. Him BECAUSE i think it's just a
few minutes of he AND i, chatting and then they
do like to pivot to like the AUDIENCE q AND.
A you, know, yeah, YEAH i did one of these
With Alan rock a couple of years ago we Screened
Ferris bueller and these are always a ton of. Fun so,
yeah that'll be tomorrow. Night tell, HIM i, Said, HI
i will not do. That, well that's really nice. Man

(02:46:58):
me And john go way. Back, Hey, John rob, Says,
Hi oh the clip. Rattler oh my, god how's he
been the very same in come on, Man corey And Tarpin.

(02:47:19):
Springs by the, way he called he speaking of the clip,
rattler this guy, Boy.

Speaker 17 (02:47:23):
Oh, hoy, hoy, yo point. Rattler way to be honest
to your.

Speaker 3 (02:47:29):
Nickname.

Speaker 1 (02:47:30):
Sake my, goodness when you.

Speaker 12 (02:47:32):
Guys were doing the uh remembering bitch For Phil, collins my,
goodness gracious, Man i'm over here just.

Speaker 24 (02:47:44):
Sweating you got some smokey deep. Pipes, Rob i'm on board.

Speaker 19 (02:47:48):
With leslie getting. THEM woopi getty sure.

Speaker 17 (02:47:52):
Man talks about making it.

Speaker 24 (02:47:53):
Boob it's like my cross was working on a liptical.

Speaker 1 (02:47:56):
Whoa, jesus, bro you're turning. Dudes, yeah look at, Me
look at, me, man.

Speaker 5 (02:48:05):
Look at.

Speaker 1 (02:48:05):
You you're making his marblehead move or wherever he lives
out there, NOW i, think thank. You, yeah, man you're
gonna have your pick of the. Litter Well corey who

(02:48:26):
used to call us from tarp And, Spring, florida but
he's back up here. Now he is on.

Speaker 7 (02:48:31):
Board he's so funny to me, too because you, never
like we said, yesterday like you never know what's gonna catch,
on what's gonna hit people as. Funny i've gotten more
messages over the last three days about that stupid.

Speaker 17 (02:48:45):
Thing we.

Speaker 7 (02:48:45):
Like it's it's been. NonStop you guys need to do
more death. Things there are more of those death. Tributes
i'm like, you, okay, Cool we'll get right on.

Speaker 18 (02:48:54):
Those iHeartRadio Remembers Phil, Colin Bill Bill radio Remembers.

Speaker 6 (02:49:05):
Yeah Bill. Collins, OH i love. IT i just gonna
come up with others to. DO i think it's.

Speaker 1 (02:49:16):
Celebrating the, life legacy and music Of Phil. Collins in the, air,
tonight in our, hearts.

Speaker 6 (02:49:25):
Forever in our, hearts as we say, goodbye we hold
onto the, echoes Remembering Phil collins through his.

Speaker 8 (02:49:33):
Music Phil, Collins bill forever in the, air forever in our.
Hearts that totally sounds Like Bill Phil, collins doesn't.

Speaker 7 (02:49:46):
It maybe that one Was yeah, Right i'm sure there's
A Bill collins out there who needs remembering From iHeart.

Speaker 1 (02:49:53):
Radio i'm sure there's A Bill collins In Northeast. Ohio
iHeart radio Remembers florida Flow, Rider, rob can we get
it one more?

Speaker 23 (02:50:07):
Time his?

Speaker 1 (02:50:07):
Name he goes by Flow? Rider, sure, yeah it's Not. Florida, okay,
Yeah iHeart radio remembers Flow. Rita, No, rob tell you.
What let's pivot here real. Quick let's kind of let's
cleanse the. Palate, okay let's do one for his govment
because his name Is Tramar. Dillard Tramar.

Speaker 23 (02:50:27):
Dillard iHeart radio Remembers tramar Flow Rider.

Speaker 1 (02:50:34):
Dillard, yeah there you, go well, Done thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:50:41):
Got?

Speaker 1 (02:50:41):
Anymore are we? DONE i don't. Know, yeah But iHeart
radio Remembers are we really doing, this? Guys Vanilla? Ice? Yes,
yeah this is a bipartisan. Remembrance it doesn't matter where
they're coming. From there were human. Beings they had.

Speaker 6 (02:51:03):
Fans go white, boy go white, boy. Go Remember Vanilla
ice On. iHeartRadio uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:51:12):
A supremely punishable. Face. Yeah, hm so listen Flow, rider
he is not. Budging he And rob Van, winkle they
are standing their, ground just like they do in the
state Of Floor, Rider. Florida. Yeah, well it is funny,

(02:51:39):
though because all those. ACTS i guarantee what THE Cnc
Music Factory guide described is how all those people were.
Booked i'm sure they were very specifically not told what.

Speaker 7 (02:51:51):
It was what it, was and it's called The State
fair like it sounds like it would be that's, right you,
know something anybody would sign, up so then you get So.

Speaker 1 (02:51:58):
I'm sure it was some scammy phibot where they get
all these people, booked then they rebrand the, thing, Right,
oh it's gonna be a freedom concert for. Whatever but
as of now it's Still floorida And Vanilla. Ice so,

(02:52:18):
Yeah Phil, collins as we, know is still very much. Alive,
yeah but, LISTEN i hope that as much time passes
before we use those for. Real alan did jess or the? Box,
okay well the box was really large LESS i was
packed in.

Speaker 5 (02:52:38):
Styrofoam, yeah BUT i took it out AND i was, Like,
okay it looks a little, small but ONCE i build,
it it should be. Fine it was not fine because.

Speaker 1 (02:52:48):
It's like one of those just add water things where
it gets bigger after you put it.

Speaker 5 (02:52:51):
Together one of those little towels that you put in.

Speaker 1 (02:52:54):
Water yeah, Right oh, wait what you thought it was
Gonna she thought it be bigger once it was put. Together,
YEAH i thought it was gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:53:02):
Be, no but but you.

Speaker 1 (02:53:03):
Understood but like the main piece is going to be
the top of the, table so you understood what the
surface area.

Speaker 21 (02:53:08):
Was.

Speaker 22 (02:53:09):
Yeah, YEAH i built it, anyway if you build, it
she will come Rob, okay WELL i.

Speaker 5 (02:53:20):
Put EVERYTHING i BUILD i make backwards, too BECAUSE i
don't read directions and.

Speaker 1 (02:53:24):
Wait you just start taking pieces out and throwing it. Together, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:53:30):
But that just makes think it took me six hours
to put My.

Speaker 1 (02:53:33):
Uh What i'm saying is that just makes everything. Harder
like why not just read the directions like skim? Them
why not read them like step by step read the? Directions,
YEAH i mean that's you, KNOW i assume you're somebody
who has like limited. Time you're, busy you, work you're,
here you, work you have a, child, right your.

Speaker 5 (02:53:56):
Time is to spare time is.

Speaker 1 (02:53:57):
Money you're wasting more tire the first. Time, yeah like twenty.
Minutes huh you said six. Hours, no that was a different,
ITEM i. Know but that item you said took you
six oh yeah Hours. Saturday, yeah the one right next to.
It everybody always like you seem, okay like just that
that tank goes.

Speaker 7 (02:54:18):
Quick i'm, like, YEAH i have two people that that
that live in my house that asked me the same
types of things as j just.

Speaker 1 (02:54:26):
Does i'm, like by the TIME i get.

Speaker 26 (02:54:27):
To, jess it's like talking to my. Kids, OH i
don't bother reading the. Directions that's just. Suggestions it's just.

Speaker 1 (02:54:38):
Suggesting. Yeah but my thought is always after the first
time you try to do something with not reading the,
directions you, go, oh there's directions there for a Reasonable
the one part that.

Speaker 5 (02:54:49):
Really got me was, like you had to shove this
part into the other.

Speaker 1 (02:54:54):
Part any instructions that have the word shoved on, there
you know that's gonna be. Good shove PART a in
to slot that. Beat, yeah, well you were probably shoving
it into the wrong. Area it was done.

Speaker 5 (02:55:05):
With it is ugly.

Speaker 7 (02:55:06):
Anyway you couldn't see that in the picture of what you,
purchased the picture of what you. Bought, see this is
What i'm, saying this is the same CONVERSATION i would
have with my. Kids the picture of what you bought
didn't tell you enough of what you needed to.

Speaker 5 (02:55:23):
Know the color was, off it was.

Speaker 1 (02:55:26):
Ugly, well my question is, always and it's probably silly
to ask a logical question of like a teenage girl or,
whatever but my question is, always, like what is the
resistance to reading the? DIRECTIONS i skimmed.

Speaker 5 (02:55:40):
Them it was. FINE i read. Them be screw a screw,
right take the screw, in shove it. In, YEAH i
STILL i bet shove was not any part of. THAT
i guarantee. Shove the word shove was nowhere in those.
Directions even bad instructions on That ikea type. Furniture, yeah
we'll tell you what you need to know and what
you need to. Do kia, furniture isn't it In.

Speaker 1 (02:56:01):
Swedish i'm done THE i am officially tapped out done
with this. One the instructions are In. English it's A swedish.
Company but the.

Speaker 5 (02:56:16):
Only THING i go To ikea for is the moose shaped.
Pasta that's ALL i care about is what the moose shaped?
Pasta moo moose moose shaped. Pasta it's so. CUTE i
mean she has to drive.

Speaker 1 (02:56:32):
Hours Away Columbus, Pittsburgh detroit to get THE i got.

Speaker 5 (02:56:39):
IT i got to get meat balls or chocolate. Cake
but DOESN'T ikea like with their lights and stuff? Like
aren't they Like european? Plugs AM i? Wrong?

Speaker 1 (02:56:49):
YEP i mean they're selling items to in The United.

Speaker 5 (02:56:55):
States swear To, god there's there's something wrong with. THOSE
i think it's like the outlet or you have to
get an outlet connector.

Speaker 1 (02:57:04):
Maybe sell adapters or something if you needed. It, again
there there they. Are i'm sure there are different. Versions
sure overseas they're selling, that but these are being sold
in The United states To american consumers who are Using
american outlets and native wiring Rout oh my, goodness it's

(02:57:26):
time to go. ALREADY i could do another six hours with, her,
Allan all? Right, listen, man you asked for. It oh,
NO i. Didn't all. RIGHT i can't believe we didn't
read THE ikea.

Speaker 25 (02:57:42):
Instructions Fleagan flurt chef party in Sy.

Speaker 4 (02:57:55):
Take the tap and excuse?

Speaker 1 (02:58:00):
Me what aile is your moose shaped pasta? Proba it's.
Everywhere just look. Around that's over there on the end.
Curve It's Red many and It's Norman purry. Mess and
NOW i must leave you as The brady bunch is
on AND i find four of those children incredibly.

Speaker 23 (02:58:22):
Arousing get at.

Speaker 15 (02:58:25):
It be careful of what you, Say be careful in every,
Way be careful of what you. Do Big brother is watching.
You be circumspect and, Discreet stay light on your mental.

(02:58:45):
Feet one slip and you know who you're. Through Big
brother is watching. You and, well All, nariti remember obedience.
Pain and when you watch that davy, screen remember it
works both.

Speaker 1 (02:59:05):
Ways you disappear in a.

Speaker 15 (02:59:10):
Wink unless you can double, think you'll vanish into the.
Blue Big brother is watching.

Speaker 17 (02:59:20):
You