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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this letter requires a disclaimer
because it's some adult material in here, so if you
have young kids listening, you may not want them to
hear this part. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
and listen. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
(00:22):
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, we
could be reading your letter live on the air, and
you never know it could be yours, so please write
us you never know. Buckle up and hold on type
We got it four you here it is Strawberry Letter.
Thank you, nephew. Subject He's about to mess around and
find out. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty four year
(00:45):
old married woman and I work with a lot of
fine men. I've tried to stay out of the office
mess because everyone is sleeping around, and I'm an administrator
at the hospital, so i could lose my job. But
there's a young cutie pie that in my face every
day asking to play. He used to walk up on
me and put sweet kisses on my neck, grab my
(01:07):
hands when he talked to me. And he even left
sweet notes on my computer. These are things my husband
has never done. My husband and I have a very
good sex life, but this young man, this young un
made me feel hot and tingly inside. I talked to
my thirty two year old sister about the guy, and
(01:28):
she told me he has a reputation for being blessed
below and very talented in the bedroom. He and my
sister went to school together, and she warned me to
stay away from him, and I tried to, but he
came into my office the other day and pressed it
all up on me while hugging me tightly. I couldn't
(01:48):
help but gasp, and then I asked him to let
me see it. He had no problem showing it to me.
So there we were all alone in my office. I
did what needed to be done, and let's just say
I had to reapply my lipstick when I was done.
I would not let him go all the way because
(02:08):
that would have been too much for me to handle
at work. It's been three days since the occurrence and
he has not been by my office and I have
only seen him once. Surely, this young and doesn't think
he played me. He's about to mess around and find
out who's running things around here. I can either start
to cut his hours like everyone else's, or I can
(02:30):
include him and all of the layoffs that are coming up.
Why did he change all of a sudden? Is he
mad that I didn't go all the way? Or was
this all that he wanted? Okay, this right here is
just wrong. Okay, I don't like this. I mean, you're
going to punish him for something you did. Yes, he
was wrong to pursue you like that, a married woman
(02:52):
and his superior on the job and all of that.
But you, ma'am, ma'am, you encouraged this young man, and
with today's climate, you really really should know better. You're
an administrator, you should know the rules. You should have
shut him down a long time ago, because who lets
their coworker I mean just blatantly kiss them on the
(03:14):
neck at work and hold their hands. And you know
your sister warned you about this guy, but you didn't listen,
And now you want to mess with his job for
something you willingly participate it in. Now this was consensual
and you know this. Now you're mad and want to
flex about who's boss and all that, because he hasn't
(03:34):
come around for three days. I just don't have more
to say than that you, my dear, are just wrong
on so many levels with this. Steve. Yeah, well this
is interesting. Oh ladies, I have them disturbing news for you,
and I'm gonna try to save it for the second
(03:57):
half of this letter. But I'm just going to be
honest with you. I'm gonna just tell you what I
think is having it here, and I don't think it's
the way that you're looking at this thing to correct way.
Now you know you, You say you forty for a man,
and you work with a lot of fine men, and
everybody's sleeping around. But there's one young cute powers in
your office that asking every day, asking you to play.
(04:20):
He used to walk up on me and put sweet
kisses on my neck where y'all work you Wow wow?
And this counseled me me to culture. Can you walk
up on a woman at work and pay sweet kisses
(04:42):
on a neck? Wow? Wow? Let me tell you where
it ain't It ain't understand you all the Morning show.
We can't do that at all. It ain't done a
family few. You might be ready for love, but you
ain't ready for love, not right now. Where is this going?
(05:04):
On grab my hands when he talked to me and
even left sweet notes on your computer. And these are
things my husband never done. Then here comes to lie.
My husband and I have a very good sex life. Okay,
so what you out here? So that's a lie. But
I got news for you. We're gonna use that. Me
and my husband let me where is it that I
(05:27):
just lost? Have a very good sex life? But this
younger made me feel hot and tinger? Now I talked
to my thirty two yr old sister about the guy.
She told me he got a reputation of being blessed
below and very talented in the bedroom. He and your
sister went to school together. Well, I got news for you.
(05:47):
Ain't the only place him and your sister being. Oh,
that ain't the only place him and your sister being.
She know too much talking about Did anybody tell you
he's got a reputation for being blessed below, very talented
in the bedroom. And then she warned me to stay
(06:10):
away from him. Now how she got all that damn information?
Jeff caught day went to school? They ain't just went
to school, They went to the hotel. Your sister didn't
been with him being here go here go to park
and get stupid. I tried to, but he came in
(06:33):
Marvels the other day and he pressed it all up
on me while hugging me kindly. I couldn't help for gas.
And right after that, and I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Why are you right? We'll have part two of seems
response coming up to today's Strawberry letter subject He's about
to mess around and find out. We'll have all that
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Right after this.
(06:54):
You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. The Awberry letter requires a disclaimer.
If you have young children in the car or at
home with you, you might not want them to hear this.
Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
is He's about to mess around and find out. Forty
four year old married woman working with a lot of
(07:17):
fine men. This one cutie pipe in coming around to
her office, pressing up on me, and he always asking
her can they play? He used to walk up on
me and put sweet kisses on my Neckwe he only
one thing. Can't do that to your damn job? And
(07:39):
you the supervisor, right grab my hands when we talk
to me. Heaven left sweet notes on my computer. My
husband and I have a very good sex life. I
want you to remember that because I'm a question that
in a minute. My husband and I have a very
good sex life. But young and made me feel hot
(08:01):
and team talk to my thirty three year old sister.
She told me the guy had a reputation of being
blessed below. They're talent in the bedroom. He and my
sister went to school together, and she wanted me to
stay away from him. She got a lot of information
for somebody just went to school with somebody. You know why,
because they went to they went somewhere else, moved in school,
they went all the way, they went to the hotel,
(08:24):
they went to the back of the truck. But it
hadn't popped off because she know all of it and
told you to stay away from him. Then here she come.
I tried, well, damnit, you didn't try hard enough. But
he came into my office the other day and he
pressed it all up on me while hugging me tighten.
(08:45):
I couldn't help, but dad, and then I asked him
to let me see it. He had no problems showing
it to him. So there we were all alone in
my office. I did what needed to be done, and
let's just say I had to reapply my lips stick.
(09:05):
When I was done, I would not let him go
all the way because that would have been too much
for me to handle at worst. Oh well, that's mighty wife,
the huck near Higgo. It's been three days since the
occurrence and he has not been by my office and
I've only seen him once. Surely this young and don't
(09:29):
think he played? Okay, well what you want to call? Yeah,
surely this young and don't think he played. He about
to mess around and find out who running things around here?
Oh women, women, Oh now you want to be supervitius.
You aren't supervised when you was on your knee. That
(09:51):
ain't a very supervisory position right there. He wasn't supervised
when you was reapplying your lipstick. You wasn't supervisor when
you was gasping. Na, you wants to be the supervisor.
He about to find out who running things round him.
I can either start cutting his eyes like everybody else's,
(10:13):
or I can include him and all the layoffs that
are coming up. Why did he change all of a suddon?
I'm about to answer that question. Is he mad that
I didn't go all the way or was that all
he wanted? Girl, you're so stupid you don't see this.
You're supposed to be the supervisor. Okay, let me tell
you something about yourself, miss supervisul Since you thank you
(10:34):
all that, you just found out you ain't now Leader's
young boy a long because you you asked him let
me see it. You initiated this. All he was doing
was putting forth to effort. You asked him in your
office at work to let you see it. He didn't
(10:55):
have no problem showing too. And then you say I
did for needed to be done. That's what she said.
That's what you say in your office in a very
unsupervisory position. Now you're all down in the float putting
(11:16):
your damn lipstick back home. Now you mad because young
boy ain't been by there in three days. You know,
I think I think you you. I think he'd been
back to answer you because earlier in the letter you
said me and my husband have a good sex life. Well,
I think you lying, because see I think you gotta
messed up definition what's good. You might think you better
(11:38):
than you really are. You and your husband might not
be having all that good of a sex life. You
do want to think it's a good sex life, but
you're skipping off somewhere else. You do want had to
put your lipstick back home. You thought you did a
good job, young boy probably had better. You see what
(11:59):
I'm getting that now you all down in the float.
You ain't as good at it as you thought you was.
So now the young boy sitting off here going, well,
that wasn't worth it, all that hugging and damn no,
sidn't wasted job. Now he down that here and he
doing a tomato drink commercial here on that singing, I
(12:20):
could have had a V eight. You thought you to
blew his mind, didn't you. I knew you was gonna
sing the song for everything. Did not blow your mind
this time? Didn't not I want to leave your baby,
(12:41):
but you didn't. You didn't blow his mind? And nothing else.
So now that we got that out the way, oh hello,
write that down? Yeah, comments on today's Strawberry letters you
(13:01):
would happen when he want to rip on Instagram and
Facebook and check out the Strawberry letters. While I got
right over, I'll be right coming up in forty six minutes.
A rip right after this you're listening to The Dave
Harvey Morning Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this letter requires a disclaimer
because it's some adult material in here, so if you
have young kids listening, you may not want them to
hear this part. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
and listen. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
(00:22):
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, we
could be reading your letter live on the air, and
you never know it could be yours, so please write
us you never know. Buckle up and hold on type
We got it four you here it is Strawberry Letter.
Thank you, nephew. Subject He's about to mess around and
find out. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty four year
(00:45):
old married woman and I work with a lot of
fine men. I've tried to stay out of the office
mess because everyone is sleeping around, and I'm an administrator
at the hospital, so i could lose my job. But
there's a young cutie pie that in my face every
day asking to play. He used to walk up on
me and put sweet kisses on my neck, grab my
(01:07):
hands when he talked to me. And he even left
sweet notes on my computer. These are things my husband
has never done. My husband and I have a very
good sex life, but this young man, this young un
made me feel hot and tingly inside. I talked to
my thirty two year old sister about the guy, and
(01:28):
she told me he has a reputation for being blessed
below and very talented in the bedroom. He and my
sister went to school together, and she warned me to
stay away from him, and I tried to, but he
came into my office the other day and pressed it
all up on me while hugging me tightly. I couldn't
(01:48):
help but gasp, and then I asked him to let
me see it. He had no problem showing it to me.
So there we were all alone in my office. I
did what needed to be done, and let's just say
I had to reapply my lipstick when I was done.
I would not let him go all the way because
(02:08):
that would have been too much for me to handle
at work. It's been three days since the occurrence and
he has not been by my office and I have
only seen him once. Surely, this young and doesn't think
he played me. He's about to mess around and find
out who's running things around here. I can either start
to cut his hours like everyone else's, or I can
(02:30):
include him and all of the layoffs that are coming up.
Why did he change all of a sudden? Is he
mad that I didn't go all the way? Or was
this all that he wanted? Okay, this right here is
just wrong. Okay, I don't like this. I mean, you're
going to punish him for something you did. Yes, he
was wrong to pursue you like that, a married woman
(02:52):
and his superior on the job and all of that.
But you, ma'am, ma'am, you encouraged this young man, and
with today's climate, you really really should know better. You're
an administrator, you should know the rules. You should have
shut him down a long time ago, because who lets
their coworker I mean just blatantly kiss them on the
(03:14):
neck at work and hold their hands. And you know
your sister warned you about this guy, but you didn't listen,
And now you want to mess with his job for
something you willingly participate it in. Now this was consensual
and you know this. Now you're mad and want to
flex about who's boss and all that, because he hasn't
(03:34):
come around for three days. I just don't have more
to say than that you, my dear, are just wrong
on so many levels with this. Steve. Yeah, well this
is interesting. Oh ladies, I have them disturbing news for you,
and I'm gonna try to save it for the second
(03:57):
half of this letter. But I'm just going to be
honest with you. I'm gonna just tell you what I
think is having it here, and I don't think it's
the way that you're looking at this thing to correct way.
Now you know you, You say you forty for a man,
and you work with a lot of fine men, and
everybody's sleeping around. But there's one young cute powers in
your office that asking every day, asking you to play.
(04:20):
He used to walk up on me and put sweet
kisses on my neck where y'all work you Wow wow?
And this counseled me me to culture. Can you walk
up on a woman at work and pay sweet kisses
(04:42):
on a neck? Wow? Wow? Let me tell you where
it ain't It ain't understand you all the Morning show.
We can't do that at all. It ain't done a
family few. You might be ready for love, but you
ain't ready for love, not right now. Where is this going?
(05:04):
On grab my hands when he talked to me and
even left sweet notes on your computer. And these are
things my husband never done. Then here comes to lie.
My husband and I have a very good sex life. Okay,
so what you out here? So that's a lie. But
I got news for you. We're gonna use that. Me
and my husband let me where is it that I
(05:27):
just lost? Have a very good sex life? But this
younger made me feel hot and tinger? Now I talked
to my thirty two yr old sister about the guy.
She told me he got a reputation of being blessed
below and very talented in the bedroom. He and your
sister went to school together. Well, I got news for you.
(05:47):
Ain't the only place him and your sister being. Oh,
that ain't the only place him and your sister being.
She know too much talking about Did anybody tell you
he's got a reputation for being blessed below, very talented
in the bedroom. And then she warned me to stay
(06:10):
away from him. Now how she got all that damn information?
Jeff caught day went to school? They ain't just went
to school, They went to the hotel. Your sister didn't
been with him being here go here go to park
and get stupid. I tried to, but he came in
(06:33):
Marvels the other day and he pressed it all up
on me while hugging me kindly. I couldn't help for gas.
And right after that, and I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Why are you right? We'll have part two of seems
response coming up to today's Strawberry letter subject He's about
to mess around and find out. We'll have all that
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Right after this.
(06:54):
You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. The Awberry letter requires a disclaimer.
If you have young children in the car or at
home with you, you might not want them to hear this.
Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
is He's about to mess around and find out. Forty
four year old married woman working with a lot of
(07:17):
fine men. This one cutie pipe in coming around to
her office, pressing up on me, and he always asking
her can they play? He used to walk up on
me and put sweet kisses on my Neckwe he only
one thing. Can't do that to your damn job? And
(07:39):
you the supervisor, right grab my hands when we talk
to me. Heaven left sweet notes on my computer. My
husband and I have a very good sex life. I
want you to remember that because I'm a question that
in a minute. My husband and I have a very
good sex life. But young and made me feel hot
(08:01):
and team talk to my thirty three year old sister.
She told me the guy had a reputation of being
blessed below. They're talent in the bedroom. He and my
sister went to school together, and she wanted me to
stay away from him. She got a lot of information
for somebody just went to school with somebody. You know why,
because they went to they went somewhere else, moved in school,
they went all the way, they went to the hotel,
(08:24):
they went to the back of the truck. But it
hadn't popped off because she know all of it and
told you to stay away from him. Then here she come.
I tried, well, damnit, you didn't try hard enough. But
he came into my office the other day and he
pressed it all up on me while hugging me tighten.
(08:45):
I couldn't help, but dad, and then I asked him
to let me see it. He had no problems showing
it to him. So there we were all alone in
my office. I did what needed to be done, and
let's just say I had to reapply my lips stick.
(09:05):
When I was done, I would not let him go
all the way because that would have been too much
for me to handle at worst. Oh well, that's mighty wife,
the huck near Higgo. It's been three days since the
occurrence and he has not been by my office and
I've only seen him once. Surely this young and don't
(09:29):
think he played? Okay, well what you want to call? Yeah,
surely this young and don't think he played. He about
to mess around and find out who running things around here?
Oh women, women, Oh now you want to be supervitius.
You aren't supervised when you was on your knee. That
(09:51):
ain't a very supervisory position right there. He wasn't supervised
when you was reapplying your lipstick. You wasn't supervisor when
you was gasping. Na, you wants to be the supervisor.
He about to find out who running things round him.
I can either start cutting his eyes like everybody else's,
(10:13):
or I can include him and all the layoffs that
are coming up. Why did he change all of a suddon?
I'm about to answer that question. Is he mad that
I didn't go all the way or was that all
he wanted? Girl, you're so stupid you don't see this.
You're supposed to be the supervisor. Okay, let me tell
you something about yourself, miss supervisul Since you thank you
(10:34):
all that, you just found out you ain't now Leader's
young boy a long because you you asked him let
me see it. You initiated this. All he was doing
was putting forth to effort. You asked him in your
office at work to let you see it. He didn't
(10:55):
have no problem showing too. And then you say I
did for needed to be done. That's what she said.
That's what you say in your office in a very
unsupervisory position. Now you're all down in the float putting
(11:16):
your damn lipstick back home. Now you mad because young
boy ain't been by there in three days. You know,
I think I think you you. I think he'd been
back to answer you because earlier in the letter you
said me and my husband have a good sex life. Well,
I think you lying, because see I think you gotta
messed up definition what's good. You might think you better
(11:38):
than you really are. You and your husband might not
be having all that good of a sex life. You
do want to think it's a good sex life, but
you're skipping off somewhere else. You do want had to
put your lipstick back home. You thought you did a
good job, young boy probably had better. You see what
(11:59):
I'm getting that now you all down in the float.
You ain't as good at it as you thought you was.
So now the young boy sitting off here going, well,
that wasn't worth it, all that hugging and damn no,
sidn't wasted job. Now he down that here and he
doing a tomato drink commercial here on that singing, I
(12:20):
could have had a V eight. You thought you to
blew his mind, didn't you. I knew you was gonna
sing the song for everything. Did not blow your mind
this time? Didn't not I want to leave your baby,
(12:41):
but you didn't. You didn't blow his mind? And nothing else.
So now that we got that out the way, oh hello,
write that down? Yeah, comments on today's Strawberry letters you
(13:01):
would happen when he want to rip on Instagram and
Facebook and check out the Strawberry letters. While I got
right over, I'll be right coming up in forty six minutes.
A rip right after this you're listening to The Dave
Harvey Morning Show.
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