June 25, 2024 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, you are not going to believe this. I am 30 years old and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister. I can barely tell them apart sometimes. They both have short curly afros, they both have dimples in both cheeks and their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin love to prank me and confuse me since they look so much alike. Their little pranking went too far and now I want in on the fun.......................................
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please
submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the aire, just like we're going to read
that one right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, bugle up and hold on time. We got it
for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you. Nephew's subject. I want to teach these twins
a lesson. Dear Stephen Shirley, you are not going to
believe this. I am thirty years old and my longtime
friend has and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
I can barely tell them apart sometimes they both have short,
curly FROs, they both have dimples in both cheeks, and
(00:47):
their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin
love to prank me and confuse me since they look
so much alike. Their little pranking went too far, and
now I want in on the fun. Two saturdays ago,
I had a cookout and my girlfriend and her twin
showed up wearing the same short set. I had been
(01:07):
drinking and cooking all day, so I was feeling good
and sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. I
texted my girl to bring me another beer out to
the patio. She brought the beer and leaned over and
gave me a wet, nasty kiss when she handed it
to me, so I grabbed her by her butt and
pulled her onto my lap. My cousin said that was
(01:30):
his cue to leave. So my girlfriend and I were
about to go at it right as I as it
was getting good, the twin walked out to watch us.
I thought, okay, this is freaky, but we kept on
grinding and kissing. Then my girlfriend jumped up and the
twins busted out laughing. That's when I realized it was
(01:52):
not my girlfriend that I was about to have sex with.
It was a twin sister. They played another prank on me.
Wasn't laughing because I was ready for some action. Since then,
I can't stop thinking about the twin sister and her
juicy kisses and how good her body felt. I don't
think she was just pranking me. I felt like she
(02:12):
wanted me for real. They started this and I want
to finish it. I'm thinking of asking my girlfriend for
a threesome with her sister. Would I be wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Please advise?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You knew that was coming, right, You knew.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That was over. I didn't see that. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
This is good, all right? Uh well, I'll put it
like this. If I were you, I wouldn't necessarily suggest it.
I think it's up to them if they want to
go there to suggest this, if this is something you
really want, and it seems like you do, because they
are really messing with you. I mean, it's really beyond
a prank now. It sounds like they both want to
(02:57):
get into some action. I just don't think you should
be and thirsty anything like that. Let them bring it up.
I think they're almost there, you know it kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They're almost there. It sounds like they would be open
to it, It really does. But I don't think you
want your girl to feel some kind of way. But
it doesn't seem like she would because she was right
there watching you guys. So I think it's just a
matter of time before the three of you are in
bed together. I really do. Because you know that prank
(03:30):
went a little too far. The sister was watching, she
wasn't saying anything, and it's not your fault. You really
couldn't tell them apart. So you know what kind of
game are they playing? I think it's gonna happen. Just
wait it out. I think it will. Steve. That's all
I got. That's all I got for this letter.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, I just lost a mistake. I made what I
thought a lady wrote this letter.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh oh you did.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It was a guy that wrote that changes totally. Okay, Well,
let's see Steve Harvey. Before you answer this letter. I
want you to think about them. Something that you've been
working your entire career to build is called a brand.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And an empire. I want you to carefully choose your words.
So I think that I should read this letter. Uh
huh as I'm having an out of body experience.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, that's always fun, Steve, Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna leave us in thirty
years old. My longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
How would you not like the identical twin sister? Seeing
us how they look just like? And he said, I
could barely tell him apart sometime. That's it. So if
(04:57):
you're like one, why would you not like the other one.
They both got short cally from both got dimers in
both cheeks, bodies, it's the same. My girlfriend and her
twin love to prank me and confuse me since they
look alike. They this all, this is themn dog. You
ain't wrong, You ain't wrong. They little pranking with too
far and now I won't end on the front. Two
saturdays had a cook out my girlfriend and her twins
(05:19):
shoulder war, same short set. I've been drinking and cooking
all damn day. I'm toe up. I was feeling good,
sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. My dude.
I texted my girl. I told her bring another beer
out to the patio. She bought the beer, leaned over
and gave me a wet, nasty kiss. She handed it
(05:44):
to me, so I grabbed her by her but pulled
into my lap. My cousin said, this is my cute
to leave. This going a little bit too far. Good cousin,
Good cousin. So my girlfriend going at it right as
it was getting good, the other twin walked out to watch.
(06:07):
I'm thinking, all right, did freaky come? But I'm in
too deep right now, I'm all in. We kept grinding
and kissing. We grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend jumped
up and the twins just busted out laughing. Then you
(06:28):
realize it wasn't your girlfriend that you was about to
have sex.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We hang on, Steve, hang on, all right?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Why right now it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject,
I want to teach these twins a lesson. We'll get
back into it right after this. You're listening morning show.
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
I want to teach these twins a lesson.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's really nothing to recap. It's really a simple thirty
year old dude. Longtime girlfriend got identical twins that came
over to a cookout, one exact same thing, same handstyle,
bo from got dimple, got the same body he been
drinking cooking Texas girlfriend. Longtime girlfriend now said bring me
a be out here. She bought to be out here
before she gave her a lean over. Gave him a big, wet, sloppy,
(07:24):
nasty kiss. You know that nasty kiss, tongue all all
on your teeth. If you lick my teeth, it has
to happen teeth licking. Wow, he can't. So now she
(07:46):
done came in the backyard with the twin and did that.
He tripping. They grinding, kissing, the hard pulls her in
cousin looking at him, going, I got to get the
hell out of here. Happy dog dog, I want that.
(08:09):
And before I let you see what I want, I'm
gonna get on out of here.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They going in. Then the other twin walked out and
was just watching. You thought it was freaky, but to
kept grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend, you thought, jumped
up and the twins busted out laughing. That's when you
realize it wasn't your girlfriend you was about to have
sex with. It was her twins sister. They had played
(08:36):
the prank on me. Oh but here the problem is
he wasn't laughing because I was fitting it. I was
finn to tap your sister and I was okay with it. Now,
this is funny to you, but this sain't funny to me.
(08:57):
Uh uh so now how he he?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hell one more time?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So now ha ha he he hell.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's gotten serious now.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ever since then, he can't stop thinking about the twin
sister and that juicy kissing, how good her body felt.
And then dogs say, I don't think she was pranking me, Steve.
See he talking to me. Now, surely this partly let
her ask you, he said, I can see him writing this.
I don't think she was pranking me, though, Steve. I
(09:38):
felt like she wanted me for real, that grinding and
that hard kissing. Yes she did. They started this and
I want to finish it. Homie, I'm thinking about asking
my girlfriend for a threesome with her sister. Would I
be wrong as hell? Yeah? I'm telling you you're going
(10:03):
to be wrong as hell. I can't tell you the
times I have been doing something so wrong and felt
so good about it. I can't count the time when
I heard in my head loving you is wrong. I
(10:28):
don't want to be right. I can't tell you, boy,
I know where you at. Would I be wrong for asking? Yes? Now?
What's going to happen though, is it's going to be
offered to you? It is because that was put out
(10:51):
as a tease to see how you would respond. It's
a great prank, though, Let me just bank Yeah. Well,
I say, here's the best way you could do it,
(11:11):
bro prank back. One good prank deserves another.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Okay, all right, okay, No matter how hard she arguing
with you, act like, oh I know this, you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know that your sister.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
You ain't fooling me?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, or just say I know what? You stopped acting
like your sister girl. Come on here. But I think
what's gonna happen though, is I think that was a test, Yeah,
to see how you felt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Girlfriend's with it. She didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I have the girlfriend with it and the sister was
with it. Girl, I ain't doing that to your boyfriend. Girls,
suppose you know that's gonna get up in his head.
That's what they wanted. They want that thought. I have
a question, Steve, I have a question, Oh Dave, it's
been every twin has been offered that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, ja, I mean tell me, if it comes his way,
should he act like he's enjoying it or should he
still be mad?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Fight it? Well, it ain't. It ain't no way to act, man,
You just ain't no way. There's no way to act, man.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You're identical twins.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, just come on, the should be spanking all on
both of y'all and all this here tired. You shouldn't
have been thinking about this all these years. Gonna bring
it to me, gona hand to me, said all my
left because oh, y'all stop kissing at the same time,
so ignorant. Don't hold right here. Well you hold it,
(12:52):
you you hold me, you hold her? You stop, you stop? Yeah,
all right, thank you. I think we got it. Steve.
I like how more I like her to sing.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
FM on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Don't tell me I told you.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please
submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the aire, just like we're going to read
that one right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, bugle up and hold on time. We got it
for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you. Nephew's subject. I want to teach these twins
a lesson. Dear Stephen Shirley, you are not going to
believe this. I am thirty years old and my longtime
friend has and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
I can barely tell them apart sometimes they both have short,
curly FROs, they both have dimples in both cheeks, and
(00:47):
their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin
love to prank me and confuse me since they look
so much alike. Their little pranking went too far, and
now I want in on the fun. Two saturdays ago,
I had a cookout and my girlfriend and her twin
showed up wearing the same short set. I had been
(01:07):
drinking and cooking all day, so I was feeling good
and sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. I
texted my girl to bring me another beer out to
the patio. She brought the beer and leaned over and
gave me a wet, nasty kiss when she handed it
to me, so I grabbed her by her butt and
pulled her onto my lap. My cousin said that was
(01:30):
his cue to leave. So my girlfriend and I were
about to go at it right as I as it
was getting good, the twin walked out to watch us.
I thought, okay, this is freaky, but we kept on
grinding and kissing. Then my girlfriend jumped up and the
twins busted out laughing. That's when I realized it was
(01:52):
not my girlfriend that I was about to have sex with.
It was a twin sister. They played another prank on me.
Wasn't laughing because I was ready for some action. Since then,
I can't stop thinking about the twin sister and her
juicy kisses and how good her body felt. I don't
think she was just pranking me. I felt like she
(02:12):
wanted me for real. They started this and I want
to finish it. I'm thinking of asking my girlfriend for
a threesome with her sister. Would I be wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Please advise?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You knew that was coming, right, You knew.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That was over. I didn't see that. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
This is good, all right? Uh well, I'll put it
like this. If I were you, I wouldn't necessarily suggest it.
I think it's up to them if they want to
go there to suggest this, if this is something you
really want, and it seems like you do, because they
are really messing with you. I mean, it's really beyond
a prank now. It sounds like they both want to
(02:57):
get into some action. I just don't think you should
be and thirsty anything like that. Let them bring it up.
I think they're almost there, you know it kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They're almost there. It sounds like they would be open
to it, It really does. But I don't think you
want your girl to feel some kind of way. But
it doesn't seem like she would because she was right
there watching you guys. So I think it's just a
matter of time before the three of you are in
bed together. I really do. Because you know that prank
(03:30):
went a little too far. The sister was watching, she
wasn't saying anything, and it's not your fault. You really
couldn't tell them apart. So you know what kind of
game are they playing? I think it's gonna happen. Just
wait it out. I think it will. Steve. That's all
I got. That's all I got for this letter.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, I just lost a mistake. I made what I
thought a lady wrote this letter.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh oh you did.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It was a guy that wrote that changes totally. Okay, Well,
let's see Steve Harvey. Before you answer this letter. I
want you to think about them. Something that you've been
working your entire career to build is called a brand.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And an empire. I want you to carefully choose your words.
So I think that I should read this letter. Uh
huh as I'm having an out of body experience.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, that's always fun, Steve, Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna leave us in thirty
years old. My longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
How would you not like the identical twin sister? Seeing
us how they look just like? And he said, I
could barely tell him apart sometime. That's it. So if
(04:57):
you're like one, why would you not like the other one.
They both got short cally from both got dimers in
both cheeks, bodies, it's the same. My girlfriend and her
twin love to prank me and confuse me since they
look alike. They this all, this is themn dog. You
ain't wrong, You ain't wrong. They little pranking with too
far and now I won't end on the front. Two
saturdays had a cook out my girlfriend and her twins
(05:19):
shoulder war, same short set. I've been drinking and cooking
all damn day. I'm toe up. I was feeling good,
sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. My dude.
I texted my girl. I told her bring another beer
out to the patio. She bought the beer, leaned over
and gave me a wet, nasty kiss. She handed it
(05:44):
to me, so I grabbed her by her but pulled
into my lap. My cousin said, this is my cute
to leave. This going a little bit too far. Good cousin,
Good cousin. So my girlfriend going at it right as
it was getting good, the other twin walked out to watch.
(06:07):
I'm thinking, all right, did freaky come? But I'm in
too deep right now, I'm all in. We kept grinding
and kissing. We grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend jumped
up and the twins just busted out laughing. Then you
(06:28):
realize it wasn't your girlfriend that you was about to
have sex.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We hang on, Steve, hang on, all right?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Why right now it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject,
I want to teach these twins a lesson. We'll get
back into it right after this. You're listening morning show.
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
I want to teach these twins a lesson.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's really nothing to recap. It's really a simple thirty
year old dude. Longtime girlfriend got identical twins that came
over to a cookout, one exact same thing, same handstyle,
bo from got dimple, got the same body he been
drinking cooking Texas girlfriend. Longtime girlfriend now said bring me
a be out here. She bought to be out here
before she gave her a lean over. Gave him a big, wet, sloppy,
(07:24):
nasty kiss. You know that nasty kiss, tongue all all
on your teeth. If you lick my teeth, it has
to happen teeth licking. Wow, he can't. So now she
(07:46):
done came in the backyard with the twin and did that.
He tripping. They grinding, kissing, the hard pulls her in
cousin looking at him, going, I got to get the
hell out of here. Happy dog dog, I want that.
(08:09):
And before I let you see what I want, I'm
gonna get on out of here.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They going in. Then the other twin walked out and
was just watching. You thought it was freaky, but to
kept grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend, you thought, jumped
up and the twins busted out laughing. That's when you
realize it wasn't your girlfriend you was about to have
sex with. It was her twins sister. They had played
(08:36):
the prank on me. Oh but here the problem is
he wasn't laughing because I was fitting it. I was
finn to tap your sister and I was okay with it. Now,
this is funny to you, but this sain't funny to me.
(08:57):
Uh uh so now how he he?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hell one more time?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So now ha ha he he hell.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's gotten serious now.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ever since then, he can't stop thinking about the twin
sister and that juicy kissing, how good her body felt.
And then dogs say, I don't think she was pranking me, Steve.
See he talking to me. Now, surely this partly let
her ask you, he said, I can see him writing this.
I don't think she was pranking me, though, Steve. I
(09:38):
felt like she wanted me for real, that grinding and
that hard kissing. Yes she did. They started this and
I want to finish it. Homie, I'm thinking about asking
my girlfriend for a threesome with her sister. Would I
be wrong as hell? Yeah? I'm telling you you're going
(10:03):
to be wrong as hell. I can't tell you the
times I have been doing something so wrong and felt
so good about it. I can't count the time when
I heard in my head loving you is wrong. I
(10:28):
don't want to be right. I can't tell you, boy,
I know where you at. Would I be wrong for asking? Yes? Now?
What's going to happen though, is it's going to be
offered to you? It is because that was put out
(10:51):
as a tease to see how you would respond. It's
a great prank, though, Let me just bank Yeah. Well,
I say, here's the best way you could do it,
(11:11):
bro prank back. One good prank deserves another.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Okay, all right, okay, No matter how hard she arguing
with you, act like, oh I know this, you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know that your sister.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
You ain't fooling me?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yes, or just say I know what? You stopped acting
like your sister girl. Come on here. But I think
what's gonna happen though, is I think that was a test, Yeah,
to see how you felt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Girlfriend's with it. She didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I have the girlfriend with it and the sister was
with it. Girl, I ain't doing that to your boyfriend. Girls,
suppose you know that's gonna get up in his head.
That's what they wanted. They want that thought. I have
a question, Steve, I have a question, Oh Dave, it's
been every twin has been offered that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, ja, I mean tell me, if it comes his way,
should he act like he's enjoying it or should he
still be mad?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Fight it? Well, it ain't. It ain't no way to act, man,
You just ain't no way. There's no way to act, man.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You're identical twins.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, just come on, the should be spanking all on
both of y'all and all this here tired. You shouldn't
have been thinking about this all these years. Gonna bring
it to me, gona hand to me, said all my
left because oh, y'all stop kissing at the same time,
so ignorant. Don't hold right here. Well you hold it,
(12:52):
you you hold me, you hold her? You stop, you stop? Yeah,
all right, thank you. I think we got it. Steve.
I like how more I like her to sing.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
FM on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Don't tell me I told you.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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