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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to stepharvifm dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Subject thinking if you the subject is he's afraid of
the competition. Got to do a little disclaimer here for
our audience. If you have young children in the car
with you or at home, you don't want them to
hear this letter. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty seven years
old and dating a man that's thirty five. We met
online and things have been going really good for us.
(00:47):
It's been a year, but we've made the long distance
thing work. He does a great job at coming to
see me, and he's flown me out a few times
for the weekend. Our biggest problem is our sex drives.
He is over the time, and now that I'm getting
it regularly, I wanted all the time. He uses explicit
videos and I use my toys. He sends me picks
(01:08):
of himself, but I'm too scared to do that because
of my job. He has never seen my toys until recently.
He wanted to see what's taking place, what's taking his
place when he's not around. I reached under my pillow
to pull out chocolate thunder. He gasped, and I couldn't
stop laughing. He said, it's not a laughing matter, and
(01:30):
I need to go get a check up immediately. I
could not stop laughing. I put it away and we
went to dinner. The entire night, he was worried about
the toy I showed him, and he said, there's no
way possible that I used that. I was still tickled
thinking he was playing. We were intimate a lot before
he left. When I drove him to the airport, he
(01:51):
confessed that he hid my chocolate from me. He said
he can't measure up to mister Chocolate, and I didn't
need to be using that while he's gone. I begged
him to tell me where he put it, but he wouldn't.
He was not laughing at all. He is seriously afraid
of a competition. Not knowing the woman's anatomy at all.
(02:14):
I assured him that he's more than enough for me
and I'm happy with him. He said that I better
not order another mister Chocolate. How can we possibly be
arguing over a gadget? Is this normal in a new
relationship or is it a red flag that he's insecure?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It definitely, you know, could be that he's intimidated or insecure.
I mean, the name itself is a lot chocolate thunder,
and the way you said he gassed when he saw it,
it sounds like it did scare him a little and
may make him feel insecure. So, yes, he is serious
about all of this. He asked you to see a
(02:54):
doctor because I'm assuming the size of mister Thunder. He
confessed to you that he cannot measure up to mister Chocolate.
Then he hit it and told you to stop using
it when he's not around, and he was not laughing.
You're the only one who's finding humor in this situation.
So if you want to make him happy and keep
him around for some more years, you guys have been
(03:16):
together for a year. Either you get a different sized toy,
a smaller toy, or keep mister chocolate Thunder, and run
the risk of your man continuing to judge you about
this and being mad about this. It's competition for him,
like you said, so his ego is involved. He's already
told you he can't measure up to mister thunder Chocolate Thunder.
(03:37):
And even though you let him know you're happy with
him and he's enough for you and all that, he's
not trying to hear any of that because to him,
size matters, even if it's a toy. So this is
a problem in your relationship, Steve, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got problem. Yeah, yeah, we got problem. We ain't
gonna maybe fix this for you to then, I'm just
tell you, I'm gonna just keep it one hundred with you.
Ain't a damn thing we can do. I can't help you.
I don't know why you wrote me with this here.
I don't know what's wrong with you. Sometimes you just
gotta keep something to your damn self. I don't know
(04:13):
why people feel like they got to tell everything. Shut
your mouth. Ain't nobody got to know all your secrets.
You met this man online. You thirty seven, he thirty five.
Things been going really good. It's been a year now
(04:36):
and y'all have pretty much made the long distance thing work.
He does a great job of coming to see you
on weekends, and he'd have flew you out sometimes to y'all, looker,
our biggest problem is our sex drives. Now, let me
explain some teeth when you start your letter that y'all
been dating for a year, and y'all's biggest problem is
(04:58):
y'all's sex drives, not your sex drive or his sex drive.
Y'all sex drives. His is over the top, and now
that I'm getting it regularly, I want it all the time.
So we got two people whose sex drives is over
the top. He uses explicit videos and I use my toys.
(05:23):
He sends me picking himself, but I'm too scared to
do that because of my job. Thank you very much.
That's good. He has never seen my toys until recently,
so he asked you to show him what's taking his
place when he ain't there. You reached under your pillar.
Hear what this whole letter is about. You reached under
(05:46):
your pillar to pull out chocolate. Thunder Lord her mercy,
He gasped. I don't know what you pull from under
that pillar, but I think that pillow barely could cover
it up because it sounded like chocolate. Thunder was weigh
(06:09):
too much chocolate and weigh too much thunder. It was
just too much. So now he got huh, it took
his breath away. You start laughing. Now I'll be sitting
there going the hell funny. Now, when we come back
to this letter, I'm going to introduce you to some
things that you're not familiar with. And it don't matter
(06:30):
if the kids hear my answer or not, because my
answer would not be explicit in any way. It's just
you got to do something different, and I have found
the way. When we come back.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject
is he's afraid of the competition. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is he's afraid of a competition.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, well, this is a really a funny letter. The
people met online. They'd been dating, she thirty five, he
thirty seven. The day long dish relationship has been working,
and he flies her. He come to see her weekends
and fly her out of town to see him. That's
been going all right, and the only problem, they say
(07:23):
is they sex drives. They over the top. His is
over the top of hers over the top. So when
they got around each other, he used videos and she
used her toy. So he got inquisitive one day and say,
what takes my place when I'm any not there?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
She reached under the.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Pillar and pulled out something called chocolate thunder. Now chocolate
thunder made him gasp because obviously it was too much
chocolate and too much damn thunder.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
She laughed.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He didn't think it was funny. So they went on,
had that wonderful week in and but then when he
left he let her know I didn't hid chocolate thunder.
Now what he don't know is she done told that
damn house up trying to find chocolate thunder. This she
all sheet rock, and she'd have took up, she'd have.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Took the insulation out the attic. It's pinch stuff all
over the damn house.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She done called in rote a rudelh She got a plumber,
then went all down in the tarlets and she didn't
had septic people come in she all out in the
back She didn't hide four blood hounds to come all
in the backyard. She got cadiver dogs looking for this
(08:50):
thing in this backyard. Cause Chocolate Thunder meant something to her.
Her problem is she showed it to him. Now he
done sold her. Don't order no more damn Chocolate Thunder.
So now here's where Uncle Steve come in at. This
is the part I'm good at. You're gonna have to
(09:11):
go back and get another model. There are several models
out there that you can choose from, and I have
the names and it'll be less intimidating. He don't like
Chocolate Thunder. They have a model out called Quiet Storm.
You might want to look into getting that one right there.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
That it's quiet Storm. It do the job. It's just say, hey,
you know, it's just a little better name to it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Or you know, you might just want to go total
opposite and get the model called white Cloud.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That that can be confused.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And then when you look up on the receipt it
it looked like toilet tissue, So you can order that
and it looked like toilet tissue, but it's white Cloud.
Then you can make him really feel secure. You can
order one called navy bean. They call navy beans. I
didn't know that. That's you know, come in the bag
and it's very small, so that might be less intimidating.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Or you could get black eyed pea.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's a new model that they came out with this
replace chocolate thunder. It's called black eyed pea. It sounds
a lot less intimidating. Ah, you can also get rainstorm.
Rainstorm is out there. That's another model out there that's
less intimidated than chocolate thunder. You might want to try.
How about this one right here? Spring showers. You might
(10:28):
want to just look into getting yourself a little spring shower.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sounds refreshing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Get the job done, louis way less intimidating than chocolate thunder. Oh,
you can get summer rain some a rain. It sounds
like an air freshener.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You know. That's a nice one right there. Or here's
one you might want to look at.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
There's another model called sugar cane. Keyword cane, but sugar
on it. That's real nice. Still get the job done.
You want to stay away from chocolate thunder, though, here's
one that all really make it feel good, chocolate sprinkles.
Try that one right there. That's a new model that
comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Just chocolate spinky sprinkle, sprinkle sprinkle. That's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh yeah, here's one that ain't intimidating all. You can
get a vanilla snow cone. Get that model to come
in vanilla snow cones. White sugar is out there. That's
another model that they got out, is called white Sugar.
Here's one that really won't be intimidated. You can order
the lut duvol. You can get that one right there.
(11:32):
It's called Little Douvall Living your best life, very unintimidating.
And then he'll think that's funny too. See how that
all tie in together because you was laughing at him.
You might want to try Ocean Spray. Ocean Spray is
another model out there, just made from cranberries. But you
(11:53):
have got to stop messing with chocolate thunder because you
done lost your man because he don't see it's just
too much. You pulled it from under the pillar. Because
he saw it, he said, what is that under the pillar? Oh,
that that's chocolate thumb. It's it's too much. Here's a
couple of other models you want to try. Wings Stop.
(12:15):
Get you the wings Stop model. Yeah, where you take
time to have snack. Yeah, just something like that. They
got another model out there called Wendy's. Wendy's Wendy's is
a new model.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about this one right here, ladies, this sounds cute.
Candy crush, Get you a nice little candy crush, very
popular out there. And then it only got a few
more for you, this one. Fifty put this one out.
It's called Blue Magic. And last but not least, here's
my all time favorite you could get. It's a new
one that came out. It's in a nice light brown color.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Tater tot you Steve post You're coming Today's Strawberry Letter
at Steve Harvey FM and Instagram and Facebook, and check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Dow know to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and all to
yours today.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No coming up at forty six minutes after its Junior
and sports talk. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to stepharvifm dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Subject thinking if you the subject is he's afraid of
the competition. Got to do a little disclaimer here for
our audience. If you have young children in the car
with you or at home, you don't want them to
hear this letter. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty seven years
old and dating a man that's thirty five. We met
online and things have been going really good for us.
(00:47):
It's been a year, but we've made the long distance
thing work. He does a great job at coming to
see me, and he's flown me out a few times
for the weekend. Our biggest problem is our sex drives.
He is over the time, and now that I'm getting
it regularly, I wanted all the time. He uses explicit
videos and I use my toys. He sends me picks
(01:08):
of himself, but I'm too scared to do that because
of my job. He has never seen my toys until recently.
He wanted to see what's taking place, what's taking his
place when he's not around. I reached under my pillow
to pull out chocolate thunder. He gasped, and I couldn't
stop laughing. He said, it's not a laughing matter, and
(01:30):
I need to go get a check up immediately. I
could not stop laughing. I put it away and we
went to dinner. The entire night, he was worried about
the toy I showed him, and he said, there's no
way possible that I used that. I was still tickled
thinking he was playing. We were intimate a lot before
he left. When I drove him to the airport, he
(01:51):
confessed that he hid my chocolate from me. He said
he can't measure up to mister Chocolate, and I didn't
need to be using that while he's gone. I begged
him to tell me where he put it, but he wouldn't.
He was not laughing at all. He is seriously afraid
of a competition. Not knowing the woman's anatomy at all.
(02:14):
I assured him that he's more than enough for me
and I'm happy with him. He said that I better
not order another mister Chocolate. How can we possibly be
arguing over a gadget? Is this normal in a new
relationship or is it a red flag that he's insecure?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It definitely, you know, could be that he's intimidated or insecure.
I mean, the name itself is a lot chocolate thunder,
and the way you said he gassed when he saw it,
it sounds like it did scare him a little and
may make him feel insecure. So, yes, he is serious
about all of this. He asked you to see a
(02:54):
doctor because I'm assuming the size of mister Thunder. He
confessed to you that he cannot measure up to mister Chocolate.
Then he hit it and told you to stop using
it when he's not around, and he was not laughing.
You're the only one who's finding humor in this situation.
So if you want to make him happy and keep
him around for some more years, you guys have been
(03:16):
together for a year. Either you get a different sized toy,
a smaller toy, or keep mister chocolate Thunder, and run
the risk of your man continuing to judge you about
this and being mad about this. It's competition for him,
like you said, so his ego is involved. He's already
told you he can't measure up to mister thunder Chocolate Thunder.
(03:37):
And even though you let him know you're happy with
him and he's enough for you and all that, he's
not trying to hear any of that because to him,
size matters, even if it's a toy. So this is
a problem in your relationship, Steve, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got problem. Yeah, yeah, we got problem. We ain't
gonna maybe fix this for you to then, I'm just
tell you, I'm gonna just keep it one hundred with you.
Ain't a damn thing we can do. I can't help you.
I don't know why you wrote me with this here.
I don't know what's wrong with you. Sometimes you just
gotta keep something to your damn self. I don't know
(04:13):
why people feel like they got to tell everything. Shut
your mouth. Ain't nobody got to know all your secrets.
You met this man online. You thirty seven, he thirty five.
Things been going really good. It's been a year now
(04:36):
and y'all have pretty much made the long distance thing work.
He does a great job of coming to see you
on weekends, and he'd have flew you out sometimes to y'all, looker,
our biggest problem is our sex drives. Now, let me
explain some teeth when you start your letter that y'all
been dating for a year, and y'all's biggest problem is
(04:58):
y'all's sex drives, not your sex drive or his sex drive.
Y'all sex drives. His is over the top, and now
that I'm getting it regularly, I want it all the time.
So we got two people whose sex drives is over
the top. He uses explicit videos and I use my toys.
(05:23):
He sends me picking himself, but I'm too scared to
do that because of my job. Thank you very much.
That's good. He has never seen my toys until recently,
so he asked you to show him what's taking his
place when he ain't there. You reached under your pillar.
Hear what this whole letter is about. You reached under
(05:46):
your pillar to pull out chocolate. Thunder Lord her mercy,
He gasped. I don't know what you pull from under
that pillar, but I think that pillow barely could cover
it up because it sounded like chocolate. Thunder was weigh
(06:09):
too much chocolate and weigh too much thunder. It was
just too much. So now he got huh, it took
his breath away. You start laughing. Now I'll be sitting
there going the hell funny. Now, when we come back
to this letter, I'm going to introduce you to some
things that you're not familiar with. And it don't matter
(06:30):
if the kids hear my answer or not, because my
answer would not be explicit in any way. It's just
you got to do something different, and I have found
the way. When we come back.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject
is he's afraid of the competition. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is he's afraid of a competition.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, well, this is a really a funny letter. The
people met online. They'd been dating, she thirty five, he
thirty seven. The day long dish relationship has been working,
and he flies her. He come to see her weekends
and fly her out of town to see him. That's
been going all right, and the only problem, they say
(07:23):
is they sex drives. They over the top. His is
over the top of hers over the top. So when
they got around each other, he used videos and she
used her toy. So he got inquisitive one day and say,
what takes my place when I'm any not there?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
She reached under the.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Pillar and pulled out something called chocolate thunder. Now chocolate
thunder made him gasp because obviously it was too much
chocolate and too much damn thunder.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
She laughed.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He didn't think it was funny. So they went on,
had that wonderful week in and but then when he
left he let her know I didn't hid chocolate thunder.
Now what he don't know is she done told that
damn house up trying to find chocolate thunder. This she
all sheet rock, and she'd have took up, she'd have.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Took the insulation out the attic. It's pinch stuff all
over the damn house.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She done called in rote a rudelh She got a plumber,
then went all down in the tarlets and she didn't
had septic people come in she all out in the
back She didn't hide four blood hounds to come all
in the backyard. She got cadiver dogs looking for this
(08:50):
thing in this backyard. Cause Chocolate Thunder meant something to her.
Her problem is she showed it to him. Now he
done sold her. Don't order no more damn Chocolate Thunder.
So now here's where Uncle Steve come in at. This
is the part I'm good at. You're gonna have to
(09:11):
go back and get another model. There are several models
out there that you can choose from, and I have
the names and it'll be less intimidating. He don't like
Chocolate Thunder. They have a model out called Quiet Storm.
You might want to look into getting that one right there.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
That it's quiet Storm. It do the job. It's just say, hey,
you know, it's just a little better name to it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Or you know, you might just want to go total
opposite and get the model called white Cloud.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That that can be confused.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And then when you look up on the receipt it
it looked like toilet tissue, So you can order that
and it looked like toilet tissue, but it's white Cloud.
Then you can make him really feel secure. You can
order one called navy bean. They call navy beans. I
didn't know that. That's you know, come in the bag
and it's very small, so that might be less intimidating.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Or you could get black eyed pea.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's a new model that they came out with this
replace chocolate thunder. It's called black eyed pea. It sounds
a lot less intimidating. Ah, you can also get rainstorm.
Rainstorm is out there. That's another model out there that's
less intimidated than chocolate thunder. You might want to try.
How about this one right here? Spring showers. You might
(10:28):
want to just look into getting yourself a little spring shower.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sounds refreshing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Get the job done, louis way less intimidating than chocolate thunder. Oh,
you can get summer rain some a rain. It sounds
like an air freshener.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You know. That's a nice one right there. Or here's
one you might want to look at.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
There's another model called sugar cane. Keyword cane, but sugar
on it. That's real nice. Still get the job done.
You want to stay away from chocolate thunder, though, here's
one that all really make it feel good, chocolate sprinkles.
Try that one right there. That's a new model that
comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Just chocolate spinky sprinkle, sprinkle sprinkle. That's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh yeah, here's one that ain't intimidating all. You can
get a vanilla snow cone. Get that model to come
in vanilla snow cones. White sugar is out there. That's
another model that they got out, is called white Sugar.
Here's one that really won't be intimidated. You can order
the lut duvol. You can get that one right there.
(11:32):
It's called Little Douvall Living your best life, very unintimidating.
And then he'll think that's funny too. See how that
all tie in together because you was laughing at him.
You might want to try Ocean Spray. Ocean Spray is
another model out there, just made from cranberries. But you
(11:53):
have got to stop messing with chocolate thunder because you
done lost your man because he don't see it's just
too much. You pulled it from under the pillar. Because
he saw it, he said, what is that under the pillar? Oh,
that that's chocolate thumb. It's it's too much. Here's a
couple of other models you want to try. Wings Stop.
(12:15):
Get you the wings Stop model. Yeah, where you take
time to have snack. Yeah, just something like that. They
got another model out there called Wendy's. Wendy's Wendy's is
a new model.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about this one right here, ladies, this sounds cute.
Candy crush, Get you a nice little candy crush, very
popular out there. And then it only got a few
more for you, this one. Fifty put this one out.
It's called Blue Magic. And last but not least, here's
my all time favorite you could get. It's a new
one that came out. It's in a nice light brown color.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Tater tot you Steve post You're coming Today's Strawberry Letter
at Steve Harvey FM and Instagram and Facebook, and check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Dow know to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and all to
yours today.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No coming up at forty six minutes after its Junior
and sports talk. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
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