April 8, 2022 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 56 year old married woman and my husband and I have been married for 18 years. I work as a CNA at a really nice senior living residence and I love my job. During the onset of the pandemic, I quarantined with the residents for a couple of weeks. I grew close to one of the male residents and he and I would play cards in his apartment at night. He’s 75 but he’s still in good shape and he’s got a big bright smile and most of his hair...................................
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It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
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It is Strawberry Letter. Subject my two older side dishes.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty six year old married
woman and my husband and I have been married for
eighteen years. I work as a CNA and it's at
a really nice senior living residence and I love my job.
During the onset of the pandemic, I quarantine with the
(00:46):
residence for a couple of weeks. I grew close to
one of the male residents and he and I would
play cards in his apartment at night. He's seventy five,
but he's still in good shape and he's got a big,
bright smile and most of his hair. He asked me
to come by late one night so I could tuck
him in turned out that he was naked when I
(01:10):
walked in, and as soon as I saw what he
was working with, I was turned on. Night after night,
I tucked him in and we had sex with our
mass on for the first few times. He loves to
talk dirty and that drives me crazy. I dreaded going
home after being quarantine at my job for so long.
When I got home, things were different and it was
(01:31):
a struggle to have sex with my husband. I signed
up for more weeks of quarantine at my job. By
the end of twenty twenty one, guests started to come
back to visit the residence, and my old side dishes
girlfriend started visiting with him regularly. She's in her late
sixties and she's got it going on. This is going
to blow your mind, but I still can't believe it.
(01:53):
But the two of them invited me in his place
for a threesome last week. I am so shame to
admit that I participated in it, and it was unbelievable.
I had no idea that older people were that wild.
My older sides want to do it again, but I
can't help but think of my husband. It's a once
(02:14):
in a lifetime experience. But what if I just do
it one more time? Is it too risky? Should I
avoid these two horny old folks or go for it?
It's always that, just that one more time that gets
you in trouble. And I really didn't think you know
that we saw this coming, that you were going to
(02:34):
have a threesome with these old people. But the real
question is what do you want? I mean, really, what
are you writing us for it? You know you don't
need our permission to do what you've already done. Now
you want to do it again, but you can't help
to think of your husband? What you can't help to
think of him? Now? What about when you were getting
(02:57):
done by the seventy five year old man? Where you
thinking of your husband all those times? I don't think so,
I'll go ahead and answer for you. No, you were
thinking of Pappa, talking dirty and driving you crazy. Just
like you said, you didn't even want to go back
to your husband after you had been with him and
his girlfriend. You didn't even want to go back. You
(03:18):
signed up for more times, for more quarantine at your jobs.
You said yourself, his girlfriend had it going on. Now
you're asking us if you should go back for seconds?
What only you have control of that, which means please
avoid this. Please avoid this because you're just gonna get
(03:40):
in troubled. Say no, leave it at that one time.
It's a one time experience. Hope your husband never finds out,
and please try to fix what's missing in your marriage,
because obviously something is. Any more. Dipping with you two
older sides can just lead to a disaster in your marriage.
So don't do this, Okay, do that? Steve Wow, I
(04:04):
wasn't ready for this when I thought when I read yesterday,
when I read the promo my two older side dishes,
I just knew it was a woman that had two
older men and was trying to figure out what to do. Well,
it's a little bit deeper than that. See, it's a
(04:25):
couple of problems she got in this letter, more than one.
But I'm treaty sure I'll find some more. She's a
fifty six year old married woman and you've been married
to your husband for eighteen years. I'm not seeing a
problem right here until she says, I work as a
CNA at a really nice senior living residence. I love
(04:48):
my job. Now here's the problem. During the own set
of the pandemic, I quarantine with the residence for a
couple of weeks. More families have broken up doing the pandemic.
The pandemic, divorce rates skyrocketed during the pandemic. That quarantine
(05:12):
bought out a lot of things. Man, it was a
purifying moment in a lot of people's lives. Clarity, it
bought about it. So you know this is just another story. Uh,
you grew now, you grew close to one of the
male residents, and you'd play cards in his apartment at
ninety Now he's seventy five, still in good shape, and
(05:35):
got most of his hell. I don't know why that's important.
How I'm offended person, Yeah, seventy five, got most of
his hair. Would I would say, well, it's coming any
day now, But in hell, a lot of things could
be coming for him any day now. So least of
(05:55):
his waries is his damn hair. And us go by
at night and play cards. Well, one night he asked you,
could you come tucking me And now you are the nurse,
and he has seen you citizens home, but he said
come tucking me in. And then you got in there
and he was naked, and then you saw what he
was working with, and you got turned on. And next thing.
(06:18):
You know every night you're in that te tucking me in,
and y'all had sex with your masks on for the
first few times, which means you don't have sex with
the mask on no more. And he loves to talk
dirty and that drives me crazy. What does she want
from us? All that thoughts? We'll be back with part two.
(06:39):
You'll think it's something. We'll have Part two coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters,
subject my two older side dishes. We'll get back into
those side dishes right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show.
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is my two older side dishes. Well, it's
(07:01):
fifty six year old woman, been married for eighteen years,
works at a nice senior citizen home. During the quarantine
and pandemic. She stayed over in the quarantine, started developing
feelings with the seventy five year old man who's in
good shaping, got most of his hat and they used
to play cards in his apartment at night, and then
one night he ass her to come over there and
(07:22):
tucky me and she walked in the room he laying
up that butt naked and h she saw what he
was working with and got turned on, and they started
having sex with their mask one and then for the
first few times, and then they went on took the
mask off for some reason, and next thing, you know,
he loves to talk dirty and that drives her crazy.
(07:43):
Obviously her husband don't talk dirty, but he doing. At
seventy five, he knew a lot of dirty talk, and
he was just pulling it on real thick, and it
got a crazy And then she said, I dreaded going
home after being quarantine for so long, and when I
got home, things was different, and it was a struggle
to have sexual my husband, well you think, yeah, I
(08:07):
think part of the reason was because you're already full,
satisfied and completed and you're done, so now going home? What. Yeah,
it's a struggle, But you caused the struggle, I said.
Then you went back and signed up for some more
weeks in quarantine. Good lord Hemerson, Baby, I got to
(08:27):
get back and save these old last people. I don't
know how they're gonna make it without me. Oh yeah,
they're just so many ant can't nobody come visit them?
And they they depended on me and I just I've
grown so close to some of the older women in
Now she mentioned it, seventy five year old or class
carter that stayed there because the clans carter is at
(08:50):
the seas hitters at home. What is he doing stroking,
stroking Tutor stroking Tunal West that you love the bath
because I'm stroking. So she and there with Clar's carter,
just getting whole wig blow back. Now, by the end
(09:15):
of twenty twenty one, she got a wig. Guests started
to come back and visit the residence, and my old
side dishes girlfriend started visiting with him regularly. Now she
in the late sixties and she got it going on.
So this is gonna blow y'all's mind. This is what
(09:35):
the ladies say in the letter, because I still can't
believe it. But the two of them invited me into
his space for a threesome last week. I'm so ashamed
to admit it that I participated in it, and it
was unbelievable. Wait, you ashamed to admit it, lady. You
wrote in right to take this shame off the place
(09:57):
you wrote in so me Ullians couldn't hear about it.
I had no idea that older people were that while
my older sides want to do it again. But I
can't help but think of my husband. What you can't
help but think of your husband? Why cause because because
y'all had a wedding, Well you can't think about your
(10:20):
husband because y'all been together for eighteen years. Oh, you
can't help but think of your husband. Cause it's called
a consciousness. I don't know what it is you, but anyway,
you can't help but think of It's a once in
a lifetime experience. But what if I just do it
one more time? Listen to me, Shirley she Gonne, she's
(10:40):
been to do it again. She decided that for two
weeks that old lady went in there got it banging
and popping them. It's too risky. Should I avoid these
two old horny folks? Or go for it? Now here's
the alarment part. Should I avoid these two horny old folks?
You fifty six? I want to introduce you to something.
(11:03):
You are in the old category. Uh, they are just
old dirt. You ain't but four years away from senior cities. Well,
I'm the oldest person on this show, so let me speak. Yeah,
my goal, my goal is to be the serventified year
(11:24):
old dude still bringing it. You're not going to have
to have that's not coming back, but I would very much.
I want to come in the seventy five year old
for giving me hoping faith and keeping it strong. For
the old dudes out there kept themselves together. Uh, you're
(11:46):
going to do it again. You're old too. And Uh.
Instead of saying should I avoid these two horny old folks, uh,
you should just say I avoid the three horny old
folks because your ass is old and horny too. I
have no advice for you. You've already broken your vials.
(12:06):
You already want to do it again. You already think this, lady,
bang and it was a once in a lifetime experience.
And if it was all that good, you ain't going
to do it once and time. This is this is
your crack and you don't see it coming. This is
how people are. I'm just gonna do crack one time.
Most of them people that still on it. So I
(12:27):
don't I have no advice for you, lady. I really
don't care what you do. You messed up your whole life.
I don't know what you want. What you want? The
Star of this letter is to sientify year old dude.
They're doing two chicks. That's my dude right there, that's
(12:48):
my man. Man. Come on now, all right, that's my
Instagram and thais. Fuck Steve Harvey FM and check out
the sty letter podcast on demand. Coming up next it
is Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this, you're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now. Pop pop. You
never know, it could be yours. You never know. Buckle
(00:23):
up and hold on tight. We got it four you here.
It is Strawberry Letter. Subject my two older side dishes.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty six year old married
woman and my husband and I have been married for
eighteen years. I work as a CNA and it's at
a really nice senior living residence and I love my job.
During the onset of the pandemic, I quarantine with the
(00:46):
residence for a couple of weeks. I grew close to
one of the male residents and he and I would
play cards in his apartment at night. He's seventy five,
but he's still in good shape and he's got a big,
bright smile and most of his hair. He asked me
to come by late one night so I could tuck
him in turned out that he was naked when I
(01:10):
walked in, and as soon as I saw what he
was working with, I was turned on. Night after night,
I tucked him in and we had sex with our
mass on for the first few times. He loves to
talk dirty and that drives me crazy. I dreaded going
home after being quarantine at my job for so long.
When I got home, things were different and it was
(01:31):
a struggle to have sex with my husband. I signed
up for more weeks of quarantine at my job. By
the end of twenty twenty one, guests started to come
back to visit the residence, and my old side dishes
girlfriend started visiting with him regularly. She's in her late
sixties and she's got it going on. This is going
to blow your mind, but I still can't believe it.
(01:53):
But the two of them invited me in his place
for a threesome last week. I am so shame to
admit that I participated in it, and it was unbelievable.
I had no idea that older people were that wild.
My older sides want to do it again, but I
can't help but think of my husband. It's a once
(02:14):
in a lifetime experience. But what if I just do
it one more time? Is it too risky? Should I
avoid these two horny old folks or go for it?
It's always that, just that one more time that gets
you in trouble. And I really didn't think you know
that we saw this coming, that you were going to
(02:34):
have a threesome with these old people. But the real
question is what do you want? I mean, really, what
are you writing us for it? You know you don't
need our permission to do what you've already done. Now
you want to do it again, but you can't help
to think of your husband? What you can't help to
think of him? Now? What about when you were getting
(02:57):
done by the seventy five year old man? Where you
thinking of your husband all those times? I don't think so,
I'll go ahead and answer for you. No, you were
thinking of Pappa, talking dirty and driving you crazy. Just
like you said, you didn't even want to go back
to your husband after you had been with him and
his girlfriend. You didn't even want to go back. You
(03:18):
signed up for more times, for more quarantine at your jobs.
You said yourself, his girlfriend had it going on. Now
you're asking us if you should go back for seconds?
What only you have control of that, which means please
avoid this. Please avoid this because you're just gonna get
(03:40):
in troubled. Say no, leave it at that one time.
It's a one time experience. Hope your husband never finds out,
and please try to fix what's missing in your marriage,
because obviously something is. Any more. Dipping with you two
older sides can just lead to a disaster in your marriage.
So don't do this, Okay, do that? Steve Wow, I
(04:04):
wasn't ready for this when I thought when I read yesterday,
when I read the promo my two older side dishes,
I just knew it was a woman that had two
older men and was trying to figure out what to do. Well,
it's a little bit deeper than that. See, it's a
(04:25):
couple of problems she got in this letter, more than one.
But I'm treaty sure I'll find some more. She's a
fifty six year old married woman and you've been married
to your husband for eighteen years. I'm not seeing a
problem right here until she says, I work as a
CNA at a really nice senior living residence. I love
(04:48):
my job. Now here's the problem. During the own set
of the pandemic, I quarantine with the residence for a
couple of weeks. More families have broken up doing the pandemic.
The pandemic, divorce rates skyrocketed during the pandemic. That quarantine
(05:12):
bought out a lot of things. Man, it was a
purifying moment in a lot of people's lives. Clarity, it
bought about it. So you know this is just another story. Uh,
you grew now, you grew close to one of the
male residents, and you'd play cards in his apartment at
ninety Now he's seventy five, still in good shape, and
(05:35):
got most of his hell. I don't know why that's important.
How I'm offended person, Yeah, seventy five, got most of
his hair. Would I would say, well, it's coming any
day now, But in hell, a lot of things could
be coming for him any day now. So least of
(05:55):
his waries is his damn hair. And us go by
at night and play cards. Well, one night he asked you,
could you come tucking me And now you are the nurse,
and he has seen you citizens home, but he said
come tucking me in. And then you got in there
and he was naked, and then you saw what he
was working with, and you got turned on. And next thing.
(06:18):
You know every night you're in that te tucking me in,
and y'all had sex with your masks on for the
first few times, which means you don't have sex with
the mask on no more. And he loves to talk
dirty and that drives me crazy. What does she want
from us? All that thoughts? We'll be back with part two.
(06:39):
You'll think it's something. We'll have Part two coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters,
subject my two older side dishes. We'll get back into
those side dishes right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show.
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is my two older side dishes. Well, it's
(07:01):
fifty six year old woman, been married for eighteen years,
works at a nice senior citizen home. During the quarantine
and pandemic. She stayed over in the quarantine, started developing
feelings with the seventy five year old man who's in
good shaping, got most of his hat and they used
to play cards in his apartment at night, and then
one night he ass her to come over there and
(07:22):
tucky me and she walked in the room he laying
up that butt naked and h she saw what he
was working with and got turned on, and they started
having sex with their mask one and then for the
first few times, and then they went on took the
mask off for some reason, and next thing, you know,
he loves to talk dirty and that drives her crazy.
(07:43):
Obviously her husband don't talk dirty, but he doing. At
seventy five, he knew a lot of dirty talk, and
he was just pulling it on real thick, and it
got a crazy And then she said, I dreaded going
home after being quarantine for so long, and when I
got home, things was different, and it was a struggle
to have sexual my husband, well you think, yeah, I
(08:07):
think part of the reason was because you're already full,
satisfied and completed and you're done, so now going home? What. Yeah,
it's a struggle, But you caused the struggle, I said.
Then you went back and signed up for some more
weeks in quarantine. Good lord Hemerson, Baby, I got to
(08:27):
get back and save these old last people. I don't
know how they're gonna make it without me. Oh yeah,
they're just so many ant can't nobody come visit them?
And they they depended on me and I just I've
grown so close to some of the older women in
Now she mentioned it, seventy five year old or class
carter that stayed there because the clans carter is at
(08:50):
the seas hitters at home. What is he doing stroking,
stroking Tutor stroking Tunal West that you love the bath
because I'm stroking. So she and there with Clar's carter,
just getting whole wig blow back. Now, by the end
(09:15):
of twenty twenty one, she got a wig. Guests started
to come back and visit the residence, and my old
side dishes girlfriend started visiting with him regularly. Now she
in the late sixties and she got it going on.
So this is gonna blow y'all's mind. This is what
(09:35):
the ladies say in the letter, because I still can't
believe it. But the two of them invited me into
his space for a threesome last week. I'm so ashamed
to admit it that I participated in it, and it
was unbelievable. Wait, you ashamed to admit it, lady. You
wrote in right to take this shame off the place
(09:57):
you wrote in so me Ullians couldn't hear about it.
I had no idea that older people were that while
my older sides want to do it again. But I
can't help but think of my husband. What you can't
help but think of your husband? Why cause because because
y'all had a wedding, Well you can't think about your
(10:20):
husband because y'all been together for eighteen years. Oh, you
can't help but think of your husband. Cause it's called
a consciousness. I don't know what it is you, but anyway,
you can't help but think of It's a once in
a lifetime experience. But what if I just do it
one more time? Listen to me, Shirley she Gonne, she's
(10:40):
been to do it again. She decided that for two
weeks that old lady went in there got it banging
and popping them. It's too risky. Should I avoid these
two old horny folks? Or go for it? Now here's
the alarment part. Should I avoid these two horny old folks?
You fifty six? I want to introduce you to something.
(11:03):
You are in the old category. Uh, they are just
old dirt. You ain't but four years away from senior cities. Well,
I'm the oldest person on this show, so let me speak. Yeah,
my goal, my goal is to be the serventified year
(11:24):
old dude still bringing it. You're not going to have
to have that's not coming back, but I would very much.
I want to come in the seventy five year old
for giving me hoping faith and keeping it strong. For
the old dudes out there kept themselves together. Uh, you're
(11:46):
going to do it again. You're old too. And Uh.
Instead of saying should I avoid these two horny old folks, uh,
you should just say I avoid the three horny old
folks because your ass is old and horny too. I
have no advice for you. You've already broken your vials.
(12:06):
You already want to do it again. You already think this, lady,
bang and it was a once in a lifetime experience.
And if it was all that good, you ain't going
to do it once and time. This is this is
your crack and you don't see it coming. This is
how people are. I'm just gonna do crack one time.
Most of them people that still on it. So I
(12:27):
don't I have no advice for you, lady. I really
don't care what you do. You messed up your whole life.
I don't know what you want. What you want? The
Star of this letter is to sientify year old dude.
They're doing two chicks. That's my dude right there, that's
(12:48):
my man. Man. Come on now, all right, that's my
Instagram and thais. Fuck Steve Harvey FM and check out
the sty letter podcast on demand. Coming up next it
is Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this, you're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
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