May 17, 2025 • 27 mins
Amy talks her Mother’s Day Post
Amy reads out the touching messages from mums and their mothers day.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Paige and Amy Gerard. Good morning everyone, Happy Saturday,
Amy Gerard, Christopher pay Great to see you again, my friend,
Same to you. I miss you all week. Yeah, I
need to hang out with my wife. We're fighting. Oh
(00:46):
you are? We got a thing? Can I ask you
a question?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm sure because.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You're my sounding board for these things. Why do women
hate huge televisions? Because what's not? They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We've got a huge television too, and guess what, Yeah,
I hate it. Why. Okay, I'll tell you why. I'm
not against large television screens. What I'm against is having
a large television screen in a small room. Our front
living room has a one hundred inch TV. Yes, but
to hang on the room's not big enough. So it's
almost like you're at a cinema, but you're sitting at
(01:20):
the front row.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Sorry, it's almost like you're at a cinema. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, okay, let me ask you this. Do you ever
go to the cinema and sit in the front row? No,
because you feel too close to the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, but with the definition now you know the four
K Ultra HD, you can sit as close as you want.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I disagree. I feel like it's I feel like I'm
on top of the TV and like my eyes don't
pan wide enough to take it all in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, but you can. You've got another TV, right, you've
got a Minisley sixty seventh seventy. You're at a seventy.
You can go and squint at the seventy five.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Actually I think it's seventy five. Yeah, look what are
you after?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm looking at an eighty six? And I showed my
wife goes, oh, that sounds big. Show me. So I
had to cut out like bits of newspaper and stick
it up on the wall to show her where it'd
go and how big it is. And she's going, that's
too big?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
How big is your lounge room? Like? How many meters
back are down?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But it's I think it's big enough for the room.
And it's the same price as like a fifty inch
Why wouldn't you get the biggest TV possible? What is
it with women going the TVs too be? It's it
sits flat on the wall.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
If it's the same price, I would just go bigger.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, that's why you're my radio wife. You're you're cool.
Hear that, Georgie.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sorry, Georgie, go big.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I opened up news dot com dot au the other day,
and boy was I shocked to see a huge photo
of Amy Gerard And can I just say, picked a
shocking photo?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Can I say I was on there. I'd washed my
hair the night before and just let it dry overnight.
I had no makeup on. I look like I've been electrocuted.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well find out why Amy was trending on news dot
com dot A. You during the week, Chris, right during
the week. I open upnews dot com dot au my
daily update to see what's going on in the world,
and there I see a big picture of Amy Gerard
and the headline radio host. You got host? Ouch? They
(03:13):
go with radio star a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You didn't. I didn't. I haven't quite made star, don.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Dale, and keep at it, keep working. Radio host Amy
Girard slams her own family on Mother's Day. So we
had a chat about it last weekend on the air.
But you weren't done. You got a lister and kept going.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, I guess I did. And I just want to
preface it by saying I have had some really nice
Mother's Day. This isn't like an ongoing, reoccurring thing where
they're all dog shit, but this one was I think
particularly woeful.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I've got your stories here. Let's have a listen to
why radio host Amy Gerard slammed her own family on
Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't expect much on Mother's Day, but here's what
I do expect. If you can't lighten my load, Like
at the end of the day, washing still nets needs
to get done, kids still need to be fed. Now,
if you can't lighten my load and do the wash
for me, and I don't know, just helped me to
relax for the day, then at least be nice to me,
(04:15):
you know, I don't know. I didn't see myself just
doing constant loads of washing, breaking the lawn, putting out
spot fires, breaking up fights, and then towards the afternoon,
I don't know, Bobby and Kobe were off the tits
so like demonic children.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They were just like taking it in turns to go me.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And then I think at like three point thirty, I
was like this and I just got my keys and
I left.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I think the saddest part is I must have gotten
over two thousand replies to that story from other moms
just saying feels I felt like a piece of today
as well, Like it's one second day, guys, one day
the length. So sorry, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, So let's go back to Mother's Day on Sunday.
So you've walked out for three hours. What time is this?
You've stormed down three o'clock? Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I just said to Ryan, don't worry about dinner
for me, and I left. I didn't really blow up
or anything. I just left.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was upset with their text messages and stuff from Ryan.
While you know, does he know by now that you
just need.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Some's He was probably like, oh god, I've put We've
pushed her too far because I'm quite fiery, and so
he's used to me throwing down and blowing up and
kicking and screaming and carrying on. And I did none
of that. I just said, I just left.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So where did you go?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
When sat by the river?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Sat down by the river.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It sounds very sad, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It, skipping Stone.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I didn't really know where to go because obviously I
didn't want to impose on any of my girlfriends, because
God forbid if they were having a nice mother's day. Yeah,
so I just went and sat down by the river with.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The teenagers doing bongs.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, that's where I used to go and buy weed.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So when you walk back into the house three or
four hours later, what's the scene and what do you
walk back into?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So the scene Ryan has cooked all the kids dinner, bathroom,
shower them, put them to bed. Both my boys were
already asleep. My daughter was there and he was trying
to get hurt of bed. So she's come down and said, oh,
I'm sorry, mum, Like we push you too far. They
were exceptionally rude, like just off their head all day.
Ryan did try. He got up and he tried to
(06:30):
make me French toast for breakfast. The problem is he
was trying to get the kids involved and they didn't
want a bar of it. So he was losing it
at the kids, and then the kids are all crying
and then they were running up to me. So I
was just doing everything I didn't want to do. And
then he kind of got stick of it and just
left the kitchen after making a huge mess in it.
And so yes, he made me French toast, but he
(06:50):
also set off all three of our children and then
left me to clean up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, so he's tried a little bit, but not hard enough.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Just, you know what, let me slumber on the lounge
and watch rom coms and maybe take the kids out.
I think the biggest takeaway for me is that I
have to be able to leave the house on my
own at some point, whether it's to go for a massage,
go to a bar, go and have lunch with a girlfriend.
I have to be able to leave the household, leave
the kids at home and just have some me time.
(07:16):
And I just wanted a day of feeling like all
the work that we do behind the scenes is respected
and there's gratitude there and that they're just that they're thankful.
Because the rest of the day, all other three hundred
and sixty four days of the year, I just get
on with it and I don't really expect touch, which
is really sad in itself, But I think it's just
(07:37):
that one day that I was like, just go a
bit above and beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Chris, we are talking last weekend's Mother's Day, Amy making
headlines for slamming her own family. The carry Onstagram.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Newspaper articles, the news websites love it. You know what
I did. I just held my family to account.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, so slamming that, well, you were slaming your kids
a lot in the video, but I get the impression
it was really directed at your husband Ryan for dropping
the ball on Mother's Day. Since that happened, has has
he been apologetic? What's been like during the week?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He definitely apologized. When I came home from my three
hour riverside tantrum, Oh watch yourself, he did acknowledge. He said,
you know, obviously, I feel like the kids and I
have obviously let you down on a day that's meant
to be special and you're meant to feel special basically.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
And you weren't alone. You said you were blown away
by thousands of messages from Australian women saying me too,
my husband do this, the kids, I got nothing for
Mother's Day. It sounds like Australian women are generally really
underappreciated I did.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The saddest thing is there was not one in there
from somebody saying I had a great Mother's Day. I
would have loved to have seen that, because that's exactly
what all mums deserve. But I'm still scrolling and I'm
not coming across any of them.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Can you give us a sample. What's a cross section of.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What you got? Okay, so someone's written to me, thank
you for making me feel less alone. I literally said
to my kids tonight that I don't ever have any
expectations for Mother's Day or my birthday, because then that
way I can't feel let down or disappointed. But I
still feel really hurt. It's like, oh my god, imagine
going in with no expectation purely so you don't get
(09:14):
upset or hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's great. It's really sad, and your barb was not.
I can stick up for you and say you are
not actually like a really high maintenance woman who goes
Oh my god, they didn't have high tea booked and
everything you just wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I just wanted them to be nice to me. You thoughts, Yeah,
another lady wrote to me. I seriously thought it was
just me. I have cried half of the day because
a few other moms around me were talking about the
beautiful gifts or breakfast in bed they got, and I
got nothing. I never make a big deal about gifts,
but a homemade card, a coffee in bed. Not having
to take my kids to parties or make my own
breakfast would have sufficed. This morning, I let rip on
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my husband. It's one day and when I do so
much for everyone's life, mental health support, kids, sport, school commitments,
a full time job and all the other chores, one
day and he still couldn't do it. And then I
had to runt up to work and be asked, how
is your mother's Day? All I could say was quiet,
or I would have cried. You thought of that asshole? Right?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And yeah, women show up to a commonde and it's all.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
One says did you have a great Mother's Day? Was
it excited? What did they do for you? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
This lady wrote to me and she said, I just
made my husband watch your stories aka you rant about
Mother's Day? And I said, how do you feel after
watching Amy's stories? And he said, yeah, like a prick.
Good you're out here doing God's work. Amy, Thank you
for making us all feel less Anyway, Another lady, I'm
sure you're being spammed with messages about this, but I
just wanted to thank you for being so genuine and honest.
(10:36):
I feel that most instant moms only show and share
the polished parts of life, and that you're sharing this
just validates every other mum, normal mum, that they aren't alone.
So many of my mum friends also felt really disappointed.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Did you get some blokes as well, like some Andrew
Taite fans who have like a motorbike or a jet
ski as their profile or an NRL team?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
After the news dot com article came out, I did.
I got Troy. It looked like a bodybuilder taking some
selfies in the mirror, calling me a narcissist. Yeah, telling
me that if I can't handle having kids, then I
shouldn't have had.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Any good Yeah, you are tough.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Listening to all of that feedback, so you're so right.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Hey, when you posted it, we're going, oh yeah, haha,
Amy's on news dot com dot you the ladies in
the office here at Kiss, Yes, we have had so
many of them come up to us and say, hey,
is Amy okay? And they're genuinely thinking about for you,
And it was fine.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I was just speaking my truth. It's how I felt.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We know you were a tough cookie, but everyone else
was like, oh my god, like is Amy okay? That
really sucks on Mother's Day. Anyway, I've got a little
of a small surprise for you. No, no, no, it's and
it's not a stripper.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sorry, damn it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know you never get what you really want, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But what is no?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Because I really I'm going to duck out of the
studio and get it. I really value you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
What it better not beer drink bottle? Where is he going?
What is it? Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
These flowers for you because you are underappreciated. Wow, all
we do is take the piss out. Well, all I
do take the piece out of you. So I wanted
to actually be nice, to not do a joke and
end with a gag. And here are some beautiful ploffs
for you. You are you are an amazing month. Thank
you and we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Did Ryan put in for these as well?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Absolutely not. Amy is just massive on Instagram? Guys. How
many followers are you got? Like eighty one hundred and fifty?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But I haven't been banned, you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Know, you see I haven't got that many followers either,
but I have been kicked off Instagram. I'm suspended at
the moment, so it's pending appeal.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But that's pretty wild, Like I actually don't know I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Can I tell you what I've done because it's not
something that I posted. So this is the weird thing,
and I don't know if anyone else has had this.
So I use Instagram when I start a new story thing.
I use that to photoshop stuff because you can do
the cutouts and the stickers and have fun. And you know,
i'muck around with friends and put other things in their photo.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But Willie's on my photos from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, so like Amy post holiday photos, I cut and
paste it, put it in and ruin that holiday photo
by putting in something really something very silly and very rude.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Now, of course I never post those on Instagram. I'll
just screenshot it and send it to you on our
chatters Joe WhatsApp.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's why I'm a bit puzzled, because as long as
you're not posting it and going against the Instagram rules
and guidelines and regulations, I don't think that's why you're getting.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I promise you there was nothing I posted that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I say when you got suspended, it said like there's.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Been too many instances of them removing nudity from my stories.
Because what it does you can try this if you want,
you don't need to post it. If you put a
big close up photo of something that shouldn't be there
on your story and just leave it there, after five
minutes or whatever it is, Instagram will go, hey, we've
(14:08):
detected inappropriate content. We've deleted this story and no.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Further actions that you're a dirty perve and you've been
kicked off the platform.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I must have done hundreds of these and finally they've gone,
that's enough. Pow, that's a enough guy, that's enough this guy,
we're just getting rid of his account. But I never
posted them.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So wait, so they were giving you warnings.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well no, no, they never warned me they were going
to suspend it. They just kept taking down stuff and
said it was inappropriate before I'd had a chance to
post it, even though I wasn't going to post it.
I was just putting a willie on my mate's head
and sending it to him like that's all. But they
think I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Chris Page, you said like a fourteen year old.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I know it's really immature.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'm very surprised by that they're onto everything. Like I
remember I put up a front of my kids on
like a climbing frame once and I said, oh, look
at these climbing monkeys, and there must be some sort
of detection around the word monkeys. And it got taken
down instantly. I don't know if it's a racist.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Thing or that word has been used as a racial slur,
but monkeys, I would think it being used as a
racial slur would be in the vast minority the use
of the word monkey. So you can't go to the
zoo and go look at the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I it got taken down straight away, and I mean
all my kids were fully clothed on her climbing frame.
It was very endearing little shot and it got removed.
So I'm thinking that it must have a list of
words and a list of things that AI just detects
and instantly picks up. Yeah, and it gets removed.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, it picks up the shape of certain body parts
and it goes.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And even when you're just like not even posting that's.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wild, Yeah it didn't post it, but it's in my
stickers now. So now if you scroll through my stickers
on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So useful Instagram anymore? Not at the moment if I
search you, you won't come up again.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Have a looking on I'm gone. I think I don't know.
Have a look and see begin.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my gosh, you really are gone. You don't exist.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, I've been suspended, but don't worry. I'm appealing.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't think you'll get it back if you've had
some warnings and now.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
You're I didn't get warned.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I just well you must have. You're saying that they've
removed it, saying it's inappropriate. Yeah, that's a warning, Chris.
How many of them did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It'd be in the hundreds.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So you're gonna have to start a new account.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Kanye West has a song called Hail Hitler, and I'm
getting banned from social media.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Give me a break, Chris. You're excited. Amy, you're excited
because it's that time. While it's been a couple of
weeks since we've had a Trump dat about our favorite president,
but he is back with some more gold for us.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests Easton. We are
very very close to World War three, and Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerrard.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Admittedly, we did need a little break, even though I
was a bit trumped out.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
This is what he's been up to this week. The
Saudis gave him a new jet, sorry the Qatari's actually
from Qatar. They've given him a seven four seven, nice
brand new plane there with I don't know what's the
plane with it, but at a billion bucks, what do
you even do with that? What do you watch it? Well,
they want it to be the new He wants to
convert it and be the new air Force one. But
(17:29):
of course, you know, Donnie's having a great time. But
you know who's going to ruin it for him? The
fake news, the lamestream media, they always ruin. He's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But listening to the press conference, miss President, what do
you say, people who knew that luxury jet as a personal.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Gift to you, why not leave it behind me?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Fake news?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Right? Why not?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Only ABC?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well, let me tell you you should be embarrassed to
asking that question. They're giving us a free jet. I
could say, no, no, no, don't give us. I want
to pay you a billion or four hundred million or
whatever it is. Well, I could say thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know, man, some people look at this and say
have you ever been given a gift worth millions of
dollars and then receives it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Not a gift to me, It's a gift to the
Department of Defense. And you should know better because you've
been embarrassed enough, and so has your network. Your network
is a disaster. ABC is a disaster.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
God is ABC not respected over there?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I think it's quietly not by him apparently. The other
news is he's tackling the pharmaceutical companies to try and
reduce the cost of drugs in America. Basically, they have
the patient on all this medication and they can charge
what they want. They charge Americans a lot more for
drugs than they do, say, you know, a lot of
the third world countries. He wants to level the playing field,
(18:47):
make drugs cheaper for Americans. When he just freestyles, you know,
and just whatever's in his head just comes out. This
is him talking about drug prices in America.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I think he's got the ADHD too. This is him
talking about one of his rich friends.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight and he takes the
fat shut drug and he called me up and he said, President,
could I ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I'm in London and I just paid for this damn
fat drug I take. I said, it's not working. They said,
I just paid eighty eight dollars and in New York
I paid thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I brought it up with the drug companies, represented by
somebody who's very, very smart. Finally he just said, look,
you got me, You.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Got me.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The fat shot drug.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's him explaining that drug prices are coming down forever.
My friend, he's fat.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, the drugs aren't working.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's our weekend Trump Day and Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Chris Page, I.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Want to know, do you reckon as my kids get
older there is a limit or like an age where
I need to stop having baths with my kids. Hang
on a second plate, I'm not going to be having
bathroom my kids when they're a teenagers. Let's just put
that out there. But it's funny because we have always
(20:22):
had baths with our kids, and my kids love it,
like to the point where I didn't even really need
a bath in our bathroom, but I got one because
you know, Charlie likes to have a bath with me
or the boys like to jump in. And I had
a bathroo them last night actually, and all three, all
three big bath. It is a big bath.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So Kobe is five.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Seven, Charlie's nine, and so we get in the bath
together and there's a bath bomb, and I just I
don't know. We are a very open family. We all
walk around in the little nude. And I came from
a family very much like that. I still go in
when my mum is having a shower really and talk
to her, even my dad, and that a lot of
(21:05):
people would probably find that weird.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Because that why your dad's nickname is big be not no. Well,
do you remember how old you were as a kid,
like so you had baths with yours always parents, But
do you remember what age that sort of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Well that's where I think this conversation is why it
sparked my interest, because I remember going away on holidays
and I remember there was this big spa bath and
we all got it as a family, and I remember
being about twelve or thirteen, and I remember thinking, hmmm,
I don't want to do this anymore. I do not
(21:41):
want to be in the spa with my brothers and
my mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Your brother's older or younger, No, they're younger, younger.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Exactly like my children. So Charlie's the oldest, my two
younger boys.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So you were twelve thirteen. So I'm guessing maybe some
chest development just beginning.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Little ones like little Mossie bites.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, maybe that's the that seems like the cut, seems
like they cut off.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I actually had to have a word with Ryan, and
Ryan also loves having baths with the kids. Like it's
you know, it's so innocent, Like Ryan will be like,
who wants to have a bathroom dad? And everyone's like,
may Charlie won't get in with him now, but the
boys will get in.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, she's nine and going on fifteen, she's going on eighteen.
He's a big nine year old.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah. I even said to Ryan, I was like, I
don't think you should have a bath with Charlie anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Nah, do you have bath with your kid? No? I don't.
Georgie does. My wife loves getting into the bath with
generally only one of them at a time. My two boys,
Henry and Oscar, so they're five and seven.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
They get in.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They love a mummy bath. They love getting into the
everyone's naked. It's all cool. I feel like with their
mum it's a bit different. It's a bit different, not
that it would be, not that I feel weird or anything,
but it's just there's no there's nothing to compare with
them getting with their mum, whereas I know with Dad
it's just they they have looked at it before. When
I've been going to the.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Toilet, there's always questions or poking and prodding and.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, and it's not this isn't a brag, but it's like, hey, Dad,
whys you're so big compared to a seven year old?
And I go, well, you know they grow your yours
will get bigger too.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And you know, Ryan got asked ones by Charlie when
she was your younger, wall, why is your vagina so saggy?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Dad out out and it just got a little small.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
He's a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I would say, when the when the kids decide they
don't want to do it, I reckon for me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, that's probably the safest bad record.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Sixteen Chris he did he did he puff daddy whatever.
He's in big, big trouble.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, he's a dirt bag.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's it's looking that way. No, actually, it's not looking
that way. He's I'm not going to throw in the allegedly. No,
he's a dirt bag. That's what his lawyers have been
saying in this court case.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To the jury.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
They've been saying, Hey, you're going to hear a lot
of stuff. You're going to think our client is disgusting
and a pervert and a you're not going to like him.
But what you need to decide here is whether or
not he has broken the law.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Does that mean Cassie's going to be in court with him?
Like is she?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's been testifying during the week she's been in court.
She's heavily pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The other thing they're doing in court is did he
now has gray hair? He looks very different, he looks older. Yeah,
he's wearing sweaters, very conservative, the type of stuff I wear, amy.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Like he's a reformed, born again Christian.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well yes, people saying, oh, well, he doesn't have his
hair dye in jail, so his hair's gone gray, And
the professional lawyers have said, no.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No, no, that's a play.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's a play. He wants to look different, older, change.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's right. And he's probably carrying around a bible. He
doesn't want to front up in his like black suit
and glasses looking or suaven.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
He doesn't want to look like someone who does the
things that they're going to say he did.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But you've seen it all on camera him.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And the thing that awful footage. No one's denying that happened.
And that's another thing that defend saying is like, hey,
we know he's guilty of this. You need to keep
that separate in your mind and go just because he
did that doesn't mean he did the other thing.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, yeah, DVS, you know, equally as serious, but there's
probably more serious allegation.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That thing in the hallway isn't what this court case
is about. So it's about his freak cough parties, what
went on there, and pretty much people being forced into things.
There's coercion, there's trafficking. It's really bad.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, that's pretty messed up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, but they're making him look old, so they look
at him and go on, no, he's got gray hair.
He wouldn't do it because no man with gray hair
has ever been a creep in his So that's going
to work. One thing I do sort of worry about it,
and I'm guilty of it. I've just been guilty of it.
Now in the last two minutes on radio is treating
(25:57):
what is a pretty serious domestic abuse situation as entertainment
and it's how it's reported. And you can tell this
case is it's going down the Johnny Depp and the
Herd thing where it's going to be daily news stories.
When it all ends, there'll be a TV movie And
I don't know, you forget these are real people, yeah,
(26:17):
and you.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Forget that at the core these allegations are really really
serious and it's women's lives who have been at stake here,
and if it was a girlfriend of yours or a
friend of yours who are going through it, nobody would
be making light of it. It's because they're these big
Hollywood celebrities that it's getting dragged through the media and
(26:38):
we're hearing about it daily. And then, unfortunately, because of
all these reality shows that exists now, it almost gets
turned into an entertainment story, which.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It feels maths. It's reported like it's maths like and
then she said this, and he because the details are
so sordid in it, they know people are going to
click when they say this is what happened in and
when the details are really bizarre and sordid, it makes
it more interesting and it sort of lightens it a bit,
like because the Johnny Depp Amber heard thing. For instance,
(27:10):
you know, Amber heard did a pooh in his bed,
and you should laugh because that is funny, right, it
is funny that she's But because that's funny, you know,
it lightens the rest of the story, which is actually
very serious. Yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Domestic violence in a relationship is very serious exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But you're throwing a pooh in the bed and everyone's going,
how funny it's an Amber heard, it's heard, And I
don't know, I just see that that happening here where
we forget that it's actually serious.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And it's like, yeah, I hope it doesn't go down
that pathway. I feel like it's already trajectory, is already happening.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That horse has bolted.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Paige and Amy Gerard. Good morning everyone, Happy Saturday,
Amy Gerard, Christopher pay Great to see you again, my friend,
Same to you. I miss you all week. Yeah, I
need to hang out with my wife. We're fighting. Oh
(00:46):
you are? We got a thing? Can I ask you
a question?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm sure because.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You're my sounding board for these things. Why do women
hate huge televisions? Because what's not? They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We've got a huge television too, and guess what, Yeah,
I hate it. Why. Okay, I'll tell you why. I'm
not against large television screens. What I'm against is having
a large television screen in a small room. Our front
living room has a one hundred inch TV. Yes, but
to hang on the room's not big enough. So it's
almost like you're at a cinema, but you're sitting at
(01:20):
the front row.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Sorry, it's almost like you're at a cinema. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, okay, let me ask you this. Do you ever
go to the cinema and sit in the front row? No,
because you feel too close to the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, but with the definition now you know the four
K Ultra HD, you can sit as close as you want.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I disagree. I feel like it's I feel like I'm
on top of the TV and like my eyes don't
pan wide enough to take it all in.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, but you can. You've got another TV, right, you've
got a Minisley sixty seventh seventy. You're at a seventy.
You can go and squint at the seventy five.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Actually I think it's seventy five. Yeah, look what are
you after?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm looking at an eighty six? And I showed my
wife goes, oh, that sounds big. Show me. So I
had to cut out like bits of newspaper and stick
it up on the wall to show her where it'd
go and how big it is. And she's going, that's
too big?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
How big is your lounge room? Like? How many meters
back are down?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But it's I think it's big enough for the room.
And it's the same price as like a fifty inch
Why wouldn't you get the biggest TV possible? What is
it with women going the TVs too be? It's it
sits flat on the wall.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
If it's the same price, I would just go bigger.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, that's why you're my radio wife. You're you're cool.
Hear that, Georgie.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sorry, Georgie, go big.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I opened up news dot com dot au the other day,
and boy was I shocked to see a huge photo
of Amy Gerard And can I just say, picked a
shocking photo?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Can I say I was on there. I'd washed my
hair the night before and just let it dry overnight.
I had no makeup on. I look like I've been electrocuted.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well find out why Amy was trending on news dot
com dot A. You during the week, Chris, right during
the week. I open upnews dot com dot au my
daily update to see what's going on in the world,
and there I see a big picture of Amy Gerard
and the headline radio host. You got host? Ouch? They
(03:13):
go with radio star a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You didn't. I didn't. I haven't quite made star, don.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Dale, and keep at it, keep working. Radio host Amy
Girard slams her own family on Mother's Day. So we
had a chat about it last weekend on the air.
But you weren't done. You got a lister and kept going.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, I guess I did. And I just want to
preface it by saying I have had some really nice
Mother's Day. This isn't like an ongoing, reoccurring thing where
they're all dog shit, but this one was I think
particularly woeful.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I've got your stories here. Let's have a listen to
why radio host Amy Gerard slammed her own family on
Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't expect much on Mother's Day, but here's what
I do expect. If you can't lighten my load, Like
at the end of the day, washing still nets needs
to get done, kids still need to be fed. Now,
if you can't lighten my load and do the wash
for me, and I don't know, just helped me to
relax for the day, then at least be nice to me,
(04:15):
you know, I don't know. I didn't see myself just
doing constant loads of washing, breaking the lawn, putting out
spot fires, breaking up fights, and then towards the afternoon,
I don't know, Bobby and Kobe were off the tits
so like demonic children.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They were just like taking it in turns to go me.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And then I think at like three point thirty, I
was like this and I just got my keys and
I left.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I think the saddest part is I must have gotten
over two thousand replies to that story from other moms
just saying feels I felt like a piece of today
as well, Like it's one second day, guys, one day
the length. So sorry, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, So let's go back to Mother's Day on Sunday.
So you've walked out for three hours. What time is this?
You've stormed down three o'clock? Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I just said to Ryan, don't worry about dinner
for me, and I left. I didn't really blow up
or anything. I just left.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was upset with their text messages and stuff from Ryan.
While you know, does he know by now that you
just need.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Some's He was probably like, oh god, I've put We've
pushed her too far because I'm quite fiery, and so
he's used to me throwing down and blowing up and
kicking and screaming and carrying on. And I did none
of that. I just said, I just left.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So where did you go?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
When sat by the river?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Sat down by the river.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It sounds very sad, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It, skipping Stone.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I didn't really know where to go because obviously I
didn't want to impose on any of my girlfriends, because
God forbid if they were having a nice mother's day. Yeah,
so I just went and sat down by the river with.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The teenagers doing bongs.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, that's where I used to go and buy weed.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So when you walk back into the house three or
four hours later, what's the scene and what do you
walk back into?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So the scene Ryan has cooked all the kids dinner, bathroom,
shower them, put them to bed. Both my boys were
already asleep. My daughter was there and he was trying
to get hurt of bed. So she's come down and said, oh,
I'm sorry, mum, Like we push you too far. They
were exceptionally rude, like just off their head all day.
Ryan did try. He got up and he tried to
(06:30):
make me French toast for breakfast. The problem is he
was trying to get the kids involved and they didn't
want a bar of it. So he was losing it
at the kids, and then the kids are all crying
and then they were running up to me. So I
was just doing everything I didn't want to do. And
then he kind of got stick of it and just
left the kitchen after making a huge mess in it.
And so yes, he made me French toast, but he
(06:50):
also set off all three of our children and then
left me to clean up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, so he's tried a little bit, but not hard enough.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Just, you know what, let me slumber on the lounge
and watch rom coms and maybe take the kids out.
I think the biggest takeaway for me is that I
have to be able to leave the house on my
own at some point, whether it's to go for a massage,
go to a bar, go and have lunch with a girlfriend.
I have to be able to leave the household, leave
the kids at home and just have some me time.
(07:16):
And I just wanted a day of feeling like all
the work that we do behind the scenes is respected
and there's gratitude there and that they're just that they're thankful.
Because the rest of the day, all other three hundred
and sixty four days of the year, I just get
on with it and I don't really expect touch, which
is really sad in itself, But I think it's just
(07:37):
that one day that I was like, just go a
bit above and beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Chris, we are talking last weekend's Mother's Day, Amy making
headlines for slamming her own family. The carry Onstagram.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Newspaper articles, the news websites love it. You know what
I did. I just held my family to account.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, so slamming that, well, you were slaming your kids
a lot in the video, but I get the impression
it was really directed at your husband Ryan for dropping
the ball on Mother's Day. Since that happened, has has
he been apologetic? What's been like during the week?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He definitely apologized. When I came home from my three
hour riverside tantrum, Oh watch yourself, he did acknowledge. He said,
you know, obviously, I feel like the kids and I
have obviously let you down on a day that's meant
to be special and you're meant to feel special basically.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
And you weren't alone. You said you were blown away
by thousands of messages from Australian women saying me too,
my husband do this, the kids, I got nothing for
Mother's Day. It sounds like Australian women are generally really
underappreciated I did.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The saddest thing is there was not one in there
from somebody saying I had a great Mother's Day. I
would have loved to have seen that, because that's exactly
what all mums deserve. But I'm still scrolling and I'm
not coming across any of them.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Can you give us a sample. What's a cross section of.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What you got? Okay, so someone's written to me, thank
you for making me feel less alone. I literally said
to my kids tonight that I don't ever have any
expectations for Mother's Day or my birthday, because then that
way I can't feel let down or disappointed. But I
still feel really hurt. It's like, oh my god, imagine
going in with no expectation purely so you don't get
(09:14):
upset or hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's great. It's really sad, and your barb was not.
I can stick up for you and say you are
not actually like a really high maintenance woman who goes
Oh my god, they didn't have high tea booked and
everything you just wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I just wanted them to be nice to me. You thoughts, Yeah,
another lady wrote to me. I seriously thought it was
just me. I have cried half of the day because
a few other moms around me were talking about the
beautiful gifts or breakfast in bed they got, and I
got nothing. I never make a big deal about gifts,
but a homemade card, a coffee in bed. Not having
to take my kids to parties or make my own
breakfast would have sufficed. This morning, I let rip on
(09:48):
my husband. It's one day and when I do so
much for everyone's life, mental health support, kids, sport, school commitments,
a full time job and all the other chores, one
day and he still couldn't do it. And then I
had to runt up to work and be asked, how
is your mother's Day? All I could say was quiet,
or I would have cried. You thought of that asshole? Right?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And yeah, women show up to a commonde and it's all.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
One says did you have a great Mother's Day? Was
it excited? What did they do for you? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
This lady wrote to me and she said, I just
made my husband watch your stories aka you rant about
Mother's Day? And I said, how do you feel after
watching Amy's stories? And he said, yeah, like a prick.
Good you're out here doing God's work. Amy, Thank you
for making us all feel less Anyway, Another lady, I'm
sure you're being spammed with messages about this, but I
just wanted to thank you for being so genuine and honest.
(10:36):
I feel that most instant moms only show and share
the polished parts of life, and that you're sharing this
just validates every other mum, normal mum, that they aren't alone.
So many of my mum friends also felt really disappointed.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Did you get some blokes as well, like some Andrew
Taite fans who have like a motorbike or a jet
ski as their profile or an NRL team?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
After the news dot com article came out, I did.
I got Troy. It looked like a bodybuilder taking some
selfies in the mirror, calling me a narcissist. Yeah, telling
me that if I can't handle having kids, then I
shouldn't have had.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Any good Yeah, you are tough.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Listening to all of that feedback, so you're so right.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Hey, when you posted it, we're going, oh yeah, haha,
Amy's on news dot com dot you the ladies in
the office here at Kiss, Yes, we have had so
many of them come up to us and say, hey,
is Amy okay? And they're genuinely thinking about for you,
And it was fine.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I was just speaking my truth. It's how I felt.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We know you were a tough cookie, but everyone else
was like, oh my god, like is Amy okay? That
really sucks on Mother's Day. Anyway, I've got a little
of a small surprise for you. No, no, no, it's and
it's not a stripper.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sorry, damn it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know you never get what you really want, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But what is no?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Because I really I'm going to duck out of the
studio and get it. I really value you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
What it better not beer drink bottle? Where is he going?
What is it? Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
These flowers for you because you are underappreciated. Wow, all
we do is take the piss out. Well, all I
do take the piece out of you. So I wanted
to actually be nice, to not do a joke and
end with a gag. And here are some beautiful ploffs
for you. You are you are an amazing month. Thank
you and we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Did Ryan put in for these as well?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Absolutely not. Amy is just massive on Instagram? Guys. How
many followers are you got? Like eighty one hundred and fifty?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But I haven't been banned, you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Know, you see I haven't got that many followers either,
but I have been kicked off Instagram. I'm suspended at
the moment, so it's pending appeal.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But that's pretty wild, Like I actually don't know I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Can I tell you what I've done because it's not
something that I posted. So this is the weird thing,
and I don't know if anyone else has had this.
So I use Instagram when I start a new story thing.
I use that to photoshop stuff because you can do
the cutouts and the stickers and have fun. And you know,
i'muck around with friends and put other things in their photo.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But Willie's on my photos from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, so like Amy post holiday photos, I cut and
paste it, put it in and ruin that holiday photo
by putting in something really something very silly and very rude.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Now, of course I never post those on Instagram. I'll
just screenshot it and send it to you on our
chatters Joe WhatsApp.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's why I'm a bit puzzled, because as long as
you're not posting it and going against the Instagram rules
and guidelines and regulations, I don't think that's why you're getting.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I promise you there was nothing I posted that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I say when you got suspended, it said like there's.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Been too many instances of them removing nudity from my stories.
Because what it does you can try this if you want,
you don't need to post it. If you put a
big close up photo of something that shouldn't be there
on your story and just leave it there, after five
minutes or whatever it is, Instagram will go, hey, we've
(14:08):
detected inappropriate content. We've deleted this story and no.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Further actions that you're a dirty perve and you've been
kicked off the platform.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I must have done hundreds of these and finally they've gone,
that's enough. Pow, that's a enough guy, that's enough this guy,
we're just getting rid of his account. But I never
posted them.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So wait, so they were giving you warnings.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well no, no, they never warned me they were going
to suspend it. They just kept taking down stuff and
said it was inappropriate before I'd had a chance to
post it, even though I wasn't going to post it.
I was just putting a willie on my mate's head
and sending it to him like that's all. But they
think I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Chris Page, you said like a fourteen year old.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I know it's really immature.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'm very surprised by that they're onto everything. Like I
remember I put up a front of my kids on
like a climbing frame once and I said, oh, look
at these climbing monkeys, and there must be some sort
of detection around the word monkeys. And it got taken
down instantly. I don't know if it's a racist.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Thing or that word has been used as a racial slur,
but monkeys, I would think it being used as a
racial slur would be in the vast minority the use
of the word monkey. So you can't go to the
zoo and go look at the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I it got taken down straight away, and I mean
all my kids were fully clothed on her climbing frame.
It was very endearing little shot and it got removed.
So I'm thinking that it must have a list of
words and a list of things that AI just detects
and instantly picks up. Yeah, and it gets removed.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, it picks up the shape of certain body parts
and it goes.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And even when you're just like not even posting that's.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wild, Yeah it didn't post it, but it's in my
stickers now. So now if you scroll through my stickers
on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So useful Instagram anymore? Not at the moment if I
search you, you won't come up again.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Have a looking on I'm gone. I think I don't know.
Have a look and see begin.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my gosh, you really are gone. You don't exist.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, I've been suspended, but don't worry. I'm appealing.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't think you'll get it back if you've had
some warnings and now.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
You're I didn't get warned.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I just well you must have. You're saying that they've
removed it, saying it's inappropriate. Yeah, that's a warning, Chris.
How many of them did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It'd be in the hundreds.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So you're gonna have to start a new account.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Kanye West has a song called Hail Hitler, and I'm
getting banned from social media.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Give me a break, Chris. You're excited. Amy, you're excited
because it's that time. While it's been a couple of
weeks since we've had a Trump dat about our favorite president,
but he is back with some more gold for us.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests Easton. We are
very very close to World War three, and Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerrard.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Admittedly, we did need a little break, even though I
was a bit trumped out.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
This is what he's been up to this week. The
Saudis gave him a new jet, sorry the Qatari's actually
from Qatar. They've given him a seven four seven, nice
brand new plane there with I don't know what's the
plane with it, but at a billion bucks, what do
you even do with that? What do you watch it? Well,
they want it to be the new He wants to
convert it and be the new air Force one. But
(17:29):
of course, you know, Donnie's having a great time. But
you know who's going to ruin it for him? The
fake news, the lamestream media, they always ruin. He's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But listening to the press conference, miss President, what do
you say, people who knew that luxury jet as a personal.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Gift to you, why not leave it behind me?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Fake news?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Right? Why not?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Only ABC?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well, let me tell you you should be embarrassed to
asking that question. They're giving us a free jet. I
could say, no, no, no, don't give us. I want
to pay you a billion or four hundred million or
whatever it is. Well, I could say thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know, man, some people look at this and say
have you ever been given a gift worth millions of
dollars and then receives it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Not a gift to me, It's a gift to the
Department of Defense. And you should know better because you've
been embarrassed enough, and so has your network. Your network
is a disaster. ABC is a disaster.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
God is ABC not respected over there?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I think it's quietly not by him apparently. The other
news is he's tackling the pharmaceutical companies to try and
reduce the cost of drugs in America. Basically, they have
the patient on all this medication and they can charge
what they want. They charge Americans a lot more for
drugs than they do, say, you know, a lot of
the third world countries. He wants to level the playing field,
(18:47):
make drugs cheaper for Americans. When he just freestyles, you know,
and just whatever's in his head just comes out. This
is him talking about drug prices in America.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I think he's got the ADHD too. This is him
talking about one of his rich friends.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight and he takes the
fat shut drug and he called me up and he said, President,
could I ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I'm in London and I just paid for this damn
fat drug I take. I said, it's not working. They said,
I just paid eighty eight dollars and in New York
I paid thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I brought it up with the drug companies, represented by
somebody who's very, very smart. Finally he just said, look,
you got me, You.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Got me.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The fat shot drug.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's him explaining that drug prices are coming down forever.
My friend, he's fat.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, the drugs aren't working.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's our weekend Trump Day and Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Chris Page, I.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Want to know, do you reckon as my kids get
older there is a limit or like an age where
I need to stop having baths with my kids. Hang
on a second plate, I'm not going to be having
bathroom my kids when they're a teenagers. Let's just put
that out there. But it's funny because we have always
(20:22):
had baths with our kids, and my kids love it,
like to the point where I didn't even really need
a bath in our bathroom, but I got one because
you know, Charlie likes to have a bath with me
or the boys like to jump in. And I had
a bathroo them last night actually, and all three, all
three big bath. It is a big bath.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So Kobe is five.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Seven, Charlie's nine, and so we get in the bath
together and there's a bath bomb, and I just I
don't know. We are a very open family. We all
walk around in the little nude. And I came from
a family very much like that. I still go in
when my mum is having a shower really and talk
to her, even my dad, and that a lot of
(21:05):
people would probably find that weird.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Because that why your dad's nickname is big be not no. Well,
do you remember how old you were as a kid,
like so you had baths with yours always parents, But
do you remember what age that sort of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Well that's where I think this conversation is why it
sparked my interest, because I remember going away on holidays
and I remember there was this big spa bath and
we all got it as a family, and I remember
being about twelve or thirteen, and I remember thinking, hmmm,
I don't want to do this anymore. I do not
(21:41):
want to be in the spa with my brothers and
my mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Your brother's older or younger, No, they're younger, younger.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Exactly like my children. So Charlie's the oldest, my two
younger boys.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So you were twelve thirteen. So I'm guessing maybe some
chest development just beginning.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Little ones like little Mossie bites.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, maybe that's the that seems like the cut, seems
like they cut off.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I actually had to have a word with Ryan, and
Ryan also loves having baths with the kids. Like it's
you know, it's so innocent, Like Ryan will be like,
who wants to have a bathroom dad? And everyone's like,
may Charlie won't get in with him now, but the
boys will get in.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, she's nine and going on fifteen, she's going on eighteen.
He's a big nine year old.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah. I even said to Ryan, I was like, I
don't think you should have a bath with Charlie anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Nah, do you have bath with your kid? No? I don't.
Georgie does. My wife loves getting into the bath with
generally only one of them at a time. My two boys,
Henry and Oscar, so they're five and seven.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
They get in.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They love a mummy bath. They love getting into the
everyone's naked. It's all cool. I feel like with their
mum it's a bit different. It's a bit different, not
that it would be, not that I feel weird or anything,
but it's just there's no there's nothing to compare with
them getting with their mum, whereas I know with Dad
it's just they they have looked at it before. When
I've been going to the.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Toilet, there's always questions or poking and prodding and.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, and it's not this isn't a brag, but it's like, hey, Dad,
whys you're so big compared to a seven year old?
And I go, well, you know they grow your yours
will get bigger too.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And you know, Ryan got asked ones by Charlie when
she was your younger, wall, why is your vagina so saggy?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Dad out out and it just got a little small.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
He's a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I would say, when the when the kids decide they
don't want to do it, I reckon for me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, that's probably the safest bad record.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Sixteen Chris he did he did he puff daddy whatever.
He's in big, big trouble.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, he's a dirt bag.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's it's looking that way. No, actually, it's not looking
that way. He's I'm not going to throw in the allegedly. No,
he's a dirt bag. That's what his lawyers have been
saying in this court case.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To the jury.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
They've been saying, Hey, you're going to hear a lot
of stuff. You're going to think our client is disgusting
and a pervert and a you're not going to like him.
But what you need to decide here is whether or
not he has broken the law.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Does that mean Cassie's going to be in court with him?
Like is she?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's been testifying during the week she's been in court.
She's heavily pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The other thing they're doing in court is did he
now has gray hair? He looks very different, he looks older. Yeah,
he's wearing sweaters, very conservative, the type of stuff I wear, amy.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Like he's a reformed, born again Christian.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well yes, people saying, oh, well, he doesn't have his
hair dye in jail, so his hair's gone gray, And
the professional lawyers have said, no.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No, no, that's a play.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's a play. He wants to look different, older, change.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's right. And he's probably carrying around a bible. He
doesn't want to front up in his like black suit
and glasses looking or suaven.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
He doesn't want to look like someone who does the
things that they're going to say he did.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But you've seen it all on camera him.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And the thing that awful footage. No one's denying that happened.
And that's another thing that defend saying is like, hey,
we know he's guilty of this. You need to keep
that separate in your mind and go just because he
did that doesn't mean he did the other thing.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, yeah, DVS, you know, equally as serious, but there's
probably more serious allegation.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That thing in the hallway isn't what this court case
is about. So it's about his freak cough parties, what
went on there, and pretty much people being forced into things.
There's coercion, there's trafficking. It's really bad.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, that's pretty messed up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, but they're making him look old, so they look
at him and go on, no, he's got gray hair.
He wouldn't do it because no man with gray hair
has ever been a creep in his So that's going
to work. One thing I do sort of worry about it,
and I'm guilty of it. I've just been guilty of it.
Now in the last two minutes on radio is treating
(25:57):
what is a pretty serious domestic abuse situation as entertainment
and it's how it's reported. And you can tell this
case is it's going down the Johnny Depp and the
Herd thing where it's going to be daily news stories.
When it all ends, there'll be a TV movie And
I don't know, you forget these are real people, yeah,
(26:17):
and you.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Forget that at the core these allegations are really really
serious and it's women's lives who have been at stake here,
and if it was a girlfriend of yours or a
friend of yours who are going through it, nobody would
be making light of it. It's because they're these big
Hollywood celebrities that it's getting dragged through the media and
(26:38):
we're hearing about it daily. And then, unfortunately, because of
all these reality shows that exists now, it almost gets
turned into an entertainment story, which.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It feels maths. It's reported like it's maths like and
then she said this, and he because the details are
so sordid in it, they know people are going to
click when they say this is what happened in and
when the details are really bizarre and sordid, it makes
it more interesting and it sort of lightens it a bit,
like because the Johnny Depp Amber heard thing. For instance,
(27:10):
you know, Amber heard did a pooh in his bed,
and you should laugh because that is funny, right, it
is funny that she's But because that's funny, you know,
it lightens the rest of the story, which is actually
very serious. Yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Domestic violence in a relationship is very serious exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But you're throwing a pooh in the bed and everyone's going,
how funny it's an Amber heard, it's heard, And I
don't know, I just see that that happening here where
we forget that it's actually serious.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And it's like, yeah, I hope it doesn't go down
that pathway. I feel like it's already trajectory, is already happening.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That horse has bolted.
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