FULL SHOW: Amy Bans The iPad During School Holidays… Right or Wrong?

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, Yeah, this is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerrard for the driver.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Hello, Hell, Hello there, good afternoon everyone.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Hello, guys, we're back.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, we're back Day two. Who are we. My name's
Chris Page, I'm Amy Gerrard. We're filling in for Will
and Woody this week, so they will be back the
boys back neck giving them a break about that. We
are still going to do the Austraight's Easiest Quiz though
at five o'clock yesterday.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
But in stuff it, I tried to read the questions very.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Quickly, too slow.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Okay, well you're up today?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
How you have questions today? We are going to give
away a thousand dollars on sure, but we're letting everyone
get to know us a little bit this week with
you know, just a strange fact about one of us.
Every day. It's called getting no getting to know. Yesterday
we found out that you are a chnic sleepwalker.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
No, there was a period where I've run.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
There was a period where I did some sleepwalking and
I spent a night with a lawn mower.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, with no pants on a stranger ship. That was
a good one. Okay, one of us, yeah, one of us.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
This is a fact has been We're going to assume
that this is you, but.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
One of us has been in a punch up on
an aeroplane, on a commercial flight domestic.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
That's outrageous in Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
A punch up right on the aeroplane. I mean you
reckon fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
In the aisle or I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
We're going to find out in a minute who it
Wasn't hear that story and perhaps if you've seen a
fight in a weird place, we might want to hear
from you as well. It's coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
This is Crisp Page and Amy.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Filling in for Will and Woody this week and we're
letting you and Lucky you getting to know us a
little bit, getting to know and who are these people?
Will and Woody are back Monday. But yes, they we
found out that Amy is a sleepwalker work up naked in.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
A strange I wasn't naked today.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
It is that one of us has been in a
punch up on an aeroplane. Yeah, sorry to say it
was me. Oh the hum in here? You I'm amazed.
You haven't.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I have an absolute lover, not a fighter. I've never
been in a punch up.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
They say, one drink in the air counts as like
the same as two on the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
One drink in the air is apparently the equivalent to
three three?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Right, how many do you?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't know, back in the day, right, this is
in the day. This is old Chris. Okay. So I
was on the flight, sitting next to this bloke. Yeah,
had a couple, but I and I want to stress
that he started it. I'm not a I'm not a fighter.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
I don't don't you're a lover.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm a lover. So this grumpy old bloke sitting there,
I fell asleep during the flight.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Did you fell asleep or did you pass out? Look?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
You dozed off anyway, woke up with a sort of jolt,
spilt my beer. There was about half a beer, knocked
it over on the table, and a bunch of beer
splashed onto this guy's lap. And he was you easy,
as are you? Idiot? I said, you know? And you
know me like I apologize when I don't need to apologize.
I was going, I'm so sorry. I pressed the buzzer

(03:19):
and got the hosty over with paper towels and everything,
and I'm trying to help clean it up, giving him
paper towels. Then she starts then he starts getting into
her as well, Like she started mopping it up off
and he's going, don't worry about him, get it off, mood,
it's on me. And he was. He was a real jerk, right,
I mean, it was an accident, and it happens. I

(03:39):
kept saying, I'm sorry. We got it all cleaned up.
Must have said sorry fifty times overkilled it's all done.
And at the very end we finished cleaned up, I said, look,
I sincerely am really really sorry about that. Yeah, and
he goes, yeah, you're a dickhead mate. Well I said
some words back if you you know, and yeah, and

(04:03):
then he punched me. But it was a weird so
we're both strapped. This is a conn of me as well, yuck,
sitting next to each other and seat belts on low
and tight as they say. So when he punches me,
he sort of had to do it with his left
hand swinging around, you know, pivoting his whole body, just
punching me in the chest.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
And then and you just threw one back so.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Then I started punching him back as we're to get him. Well,
we're both facing forward, so I'm swinging around and I'm
only punching. I'm not going to punch an old man
in the face, So I'm punching him in.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
The chest the face, but you'll go for the heart.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to kill him. And so
we're both strapped in and like having this weird in
the seat fight, and the seats are shaking and we're
both punching each other. The aircrew come from everywhere, right,
they come running down the flight and they go stop.
They say, if there is one more punch, throw and
if anything happens, the federal police will be waiting for

(04:59):
you at the airport. And you are both getting arrested.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
They separate you one more thing.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
And he's like, I want a different seat. They said
you can't have one the flight's floor.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh, they left you sitting next to each other.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Another ninety minutes of the flight sitting next to each other.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
And you've punched on with an elderly man.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Well he wasn't elderly. He was Oh, okay, he was older.
I wouldn't say elderly, but yeah, I had to sit there.
They didn't even ask someone, Oh can you swap seats?
So these blokes don't.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I would have actually paid money to see that. Just
the fact that the two of you were strapped in
still trying to have fisticuffs.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
It was very pathetic.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I mean that's exactly what I was going to use.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You see better fights on? I mean, yeah, you were
set on the news and it's always Bogan's going to BALI. Yeah,
punching on in the aisle and having a proper fight,
I'd love to know. I'm thirty one oh sixty five.
Where the weirdest place you've seen a fight is.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I want to know if anyone's had to fight at
like a like a baby shower, Yeah, that would be
out there.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I mean that would have been That would be horrendous.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Al Right, the weirdest place you've seen people get into
a fighting? I mean, yeah, punching on is good. I
suppose you know. It's a real good verbal one. You
can tell us as well. You showered love that I
saw two old people fighting in an Elton John concert.
I'll tell you about that. Damon's here, Damon, have you
seen a fight in a before?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
We are you how to fight at a wedding?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
So I'm not a big fighter, but all the young
nats because we're all on the bees and whatnot. Before
the wedding started and we trained a concrete ball to
the groom. It was a basketball children full of concrete
to his ankles.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
On the day of the wedding.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, the day.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
As soon as they got the altar, as soon as
we all got there, we chained it to him and.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Happy. Oh my gosh, wait, so who did who got
into the fight?

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
The broad father, the brother and a couple of the boys.
We're all there because we're all on bees. We all
hammered and already.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
So it wasn't just a one on one fight.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It was a full on broad family. The father of
the right for the whole thing as well. Oh my god,
blind with a ball and chain.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
For all that poor bride.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I know we can top this. The weirdest place you've
seen a fight. Thirteen one oh six five wedding's pretty bad.
Give us a call.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Ride.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
We're filling in for Will and Woody this week. The
boys are back Monday. But getting to know where, well,
we're getting to know each other a little bit as
well with this segment, not.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Know that you had punched on punched on with an
elderly man on a plane.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
In an aeroplane. He was let's say, middle aged, sure,
and he punched me first.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Okay, self defense, was it?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
After you got blackout drunk and spilt your booze on him?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
So okay, we're asking you at thirteen one oh six
five though, the weirdest place you've seen a fight obviously
an aeroplane.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, very inappropriate, but it's pretty I have never seen
a fight on an aeroplane.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Haven't you, Because it's small in codd people are always tense.
People don't like being crammed in like people drink a lot.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
On the plane.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I don't know. I think it's pretty. Never you said
baby shower.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I said, I that would be the weirdest place for me.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I reckon, Hang on, Kylie's here? You telling me Amy's
dreams come true today?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Kylie?

Speaker 9 (08:21):
Yep it Hi?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (08:25):
So the missus and the boyfriend were having their baby shower,
the boyfriend was actually cheating with the best friend, uh.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Huh, and then what it all came out? At the
baby shower or did they get caught?

Speaker 9 (08:41):
Yeah, so the best friend was actually pregnant to the boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh my gosh, So there's two women at this baby
shower who are pregnant from the same guy.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Yeah, but the original chick didn't realize that her best
friend was cheating with her partner and was actually pregnant
to him.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh my god, And how did it all come out
at the baby shower? This is some Jerry Springer shit.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
So the best friend cracked the shit because she just
found out what she was having as well, and it
was actually the same as.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yep, And so then did the girls punch on?

Speaker 9 (09:19):
Oh yeah, it was a full episode of housos.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh my god, two pregnant women just brawling.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I want would have been a hell of a baby
reveal going, let's find out, well you're having it's a bastard. Okay,
thank you for the call. Kylie is there as well, Jasmine.
Hard to top that. But where's the weirdest place you've
seen a fight?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Hesmond?

Speaker 10 (09:40):
Oh my god, I'm like, I'm calling in and I'm
just like, that was hands down, probably better than mine, wild.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Right, go on, give us a shot.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
Me being a mom of four. That would have been
great to see. But my story I was the punchy.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
I was in the Gucci store in the CBD in
the city in Sydney, and I liked those shoes. I
wanted those shoes. They were the last size seven and
the au dust of the older authentic lady like Asiani.
However you say it like for their background. Apologies to people.

(10:17):
I'm not trying to be offensive. Yeah I could say
that too, but yeah. She went to go grabbed the
box and the box was still in my hand and
I was just like, no, that's fine, and she's like, well,
I can afford it more than you. And I just
looked at her and I was like, why why do
you say that? And She's like, look at your wear
and I was like.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
I was like, just because I'm from Western Sydney, don't
mess with me.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yet, do not mess with me.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Do not mess with me.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
I am from the rift girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Wait and then what happened?

Speaker 10 (10:52):
Try to take it out of my hands. So I
just sucker punched her straight in the face, not even
not even.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Like a shove or a push, just.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Like grab it and I just punched her straight in
the snob Wow.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
And did you walk out with the shoes?

Speaker 10 (11:09):
None of us did. We've both got you know what,
it was worth it, It worth it.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
They when neither of you were wearing Gucci.

Speaker 10 (11:18):
I'll be honest, I went and brought them two weeks
later on. Yeah, I still got the shoes.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
You're the winner.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Thank you, jam Thank you for so much detail in that.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Thank you for not doing the accent. I appreciate that.
Wonder where's the weirdest place you've seen a fire?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Hey? Wonder?

Speaker 11 (11:35):
Hey, one of my friends was in labor and out
the door of the labor room when the baby was born,
we all found out that it was the father's best
fate baby.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh my god, who were all these dirty dog men
knocking up women left, right and center.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
So the punch on was in the hospital.

Speaker 11 (11:57):
Yeah yeah, just outside the bathing sweet. But then out
after the punch up that the father of the baby
had impregnated the best mates but a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So it went both ways.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh so both So both men were just banging two
friends where they were both got pregnant.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
Wow, and now they're all now they're both.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Married to the to the baby mummers yes, Wow, this
is another Jerry Springer episode.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
What a happy ending. That's that's that's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
At least it's a happy ending. I guess.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Thank you for the call.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.

Speaker 11 (12:42):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Hi, a bit of a tough one today. It's a
very emotional day. What's happened because Nicole Kidman and Keith
Urban are over after nineteen years of marriage. And when
you know, when you talk Hollywood celebrity marriages, I.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Mean that is for Hollywood, that is a long stint.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
The dog years Hollywood marriages times it by seven.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
So you know, I'm not gonna I mean, I'm not
overly invested in their relationship.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
But I feel like it just came out of the blue.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, but now you want to know what's gone on
behind the scenes, because now all the stories are coming out.
If you go to news dot com thatt are you now,
there's already about four or five stories.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, but they pull like one liners from something Keith
said three years ago and oh.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, like I blew up the marriage and it's like, yeah,
he was talking about going to rehab in two thousand
and six exactly, but he did do they'd only been
married four months when he went to rehab to get
clean for personality salt, so got like getting off that
for Nicole, he got clean and so and booze. He
got clean and sober for her. So he did the work.
And you know, I think he's a good guy. I've

(13:47):
interviewed him. He's a really nice guy.

Speaker 11 (13:48):
Is he.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Well?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
One thing that was telling, Okay, when I interviewed him
maybe like ten years ago, you couldn't shut him up
about Nicole and I didn't bring her up. He's like
Nicole is Nicole that? Oh she's so great. I love
her so much. But in a recent interview. He did
a Brecky radio interview a little while ago and they
were told this is this year. They said, don't ask
anything about Cole. And they asked a question about Nicole

(14:12):
Kidman doing sex scenes in a movie Baby Girl. Oh yes,
and he hung up.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
I mean that movie in itself was so weird.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'm sorry to be rare, but that was like much
earlier this year. He didn't.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
So you reckon. They've so you reckon. They've been separated
for a year.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Well maybe not a year, but it definitely a while.
It sounds like and apparently They're inner circle is known
for about three months.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Look, it's sad because they were kind of like the
longest standing Australian couple.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Really, now that bloody what's the Jackman?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's right, Jackman and Deborah have gone their separate ways.
I want to do some more deep diving. I want
to know what's happened. If Keith has been stepping.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Out on Nicole, then I am team Nicole. Maybe it's
the other way around.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Well, that's what a lot of the speculation was now
with because of what Debralee Finessas said. She's made some
comments of people are gone, oh, I reckon Jacko was
doing the dirty and people you know, it's tainted him
a bit. I don't think. I don't think.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
You don't think Keith was.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
No, I don't think either of them would have. No, No,
they're both good guys.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
You read me an article saying that she's got a
house in Portugal or something.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh, she applied for citizenship in Portugal earlier in the
year and Keith Urban wasn't named on the application.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
She's met herself a sexy European man.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah Espanol.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well yeah, right, yeah, I love moybian I. I mean,
I have nothing to add. It's sad, but divorce happens
these days.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
What is it like one in three? Probably hord Hollywood,
Hollywood stars. It's way more frequent.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
So who's licking their lips? So the lawyers now, because
combined they're worth five hundred million dollars really, so it's
going to be a bit.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
She would be worth more than him, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
She's doing the heavy lifting. She's three hundred and seventy
five million. Wow, he's only one hundred and twenty million.
Sad only the only part. So he's the cuck, he's
the cuck in the relation.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No, he works, Yeah, true, I mean, well you do
this week?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Look at you go.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
This is not work.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
This is just talking smack on the radio.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I'll tell you what though, Nicole Kidman, she must be
one hell of a woman to be married to because,
and I mean in a good way. I mean she
must be a great woman. You know why why she
was married to Tom Cruise for ten years and since
they split up, Tom Cruise has never married another woman.
Well how about that?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah, she must she must be irreplaceable, irreplaceable.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Why do you think that would be the Tom Cruise
has never married.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I know what you're alluding to, and that's there's no
facts behind that.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I'm not alluding to anything. Kidman must be yeah, irreplaceable.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Maybe maybe Tom Cruise is still pining for her.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I reckon, Yeah, he would be, yeah, you know, because
he's a ladies man.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
She's back on the market, Tom.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah, cook up with Nicole again. Maybe Jacko can get
involved in this. We can have a big Australian celebrities.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure you know, Yeah, won't use that, yeah, yeat burned?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
All right. Anyway, we want to know what team you're on.
We're going to take some calls after five o'clock. We
might have phone lines.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
How can people choose a team when no one knows
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
That's the fun part.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Maybe you know, maybe you've got inside a goss or
a scoop for us.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I have got inside a goss about what they did
to their penthouse apartment in Australia. And because I know
the people that live right underneath them and are their
neighbors and see them all the time, I'll tell you
that one of the signs that came early, that's called
the Tea's Amy. Yeah. Click bait yep, this.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I want to kickstart this segment by saying that I
have done myself an injustice this week, but I stand
by it. Okay, I've removed iPads from my household. Good, Okay,
so let me paint the picture for you. Originally all
three of my kids had an iPad. Y I tried
to hold off for as long as possible, but they're
now all at school, and obviously they needed them for

(18:08):
reading eggs and mathley and.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Then then rodelooks and all that.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
And then over time I realized one child of mine
in particular, was becoming harder and harder to, I guess,
remove himself from the iPad. So it went from having
a bit of time on the iPad after school to
then only weekend use.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I was happy to buy iPads from my keys because
the school said this is what we used reading eggs. Now,
in hindsight, I would have been better off just giving
them both an ice pipe exactly feral on it. Well,
they're hooked on it. When they're on it and you
take it away, they go feral.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
So I've removed them during the week and then come
the weekends because they haven't had them all week They're like,
it's I bad time and typepad time. And then they
sit on their iPads, these devil screens for sometimes eight
hours during the day on a Saturday and Sunday, and
then when I try and take it off, and they're like,
we only get it for two days. And so then

(19:08):
I've kind of scaled it back. So I've tried to
put some boundaries in place and go all right, two
hours in the morning and one hour in the afternoon.
And then my youngest, my six year old iPad, has
gone missing. I've actually hidden it somewhere and for the
life of me, I can't find it. Good It's been
three months, and you know what my six year old
said to me, Mum, I don't want my iPad anymore.
I see how crazy it makes Bobby, yes, his older brother.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Right, because the withdrawals have gone. It's like it's like
he's been in rehab. Seriously, it's what they look like
junkies when you take it away.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But how's that for some self awareness at age six?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Well done, Kobe.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I don't want to sound like that parent who's like,
oh here, let me tell you and give you some advice.
But we had that some living. Both of my boys,
Henry and Oscar, ye six and eight. They were really,
really naughty. I said, the iPads are coming away for
two weeks, and they knew they'd done something really naughty
and was around the iPads. Of course, took them away
for two weeks, and you just honestly, every day that passes,

(20:07):
you just see them. They're just better kids outside more.
They're on the trampoline. Yes, I mean yeah, they watch
a bit of TV, but it's just not the same.
The TV is not you know, like that.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, it's not because also it's not like ten centimeters
from their face.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
And after two weeks they said no, there was the
odd question. I was two weeks spin up for the iPad,
and I'm like, oh, yeah, no, no, I think it's
a few more days. And I just sort of kept
putting it off. They've forgotten. Yeah, And if you're listening, Georgie,
turned off the ratio, turn off the radio. They've forgotten
about the iPad. Yeah, different kids.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Well, every weekend, my husband and I Ryan, we would
have this conversation and we would say, Bobby, my middle child,
it's just so hard letting him have his iPad, because
when he comes off it, he's like Lucifer.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
That the meltdowns are outrageous. His mood him as a child,
he's like a different child.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
And for weekend after weekend after weekend, we used to
say the same thing, and a couple of weeks ago,
or maybe two weeks ago, I just said they're done.
I can't like, why am I plaining about this but
not doing anything about it? So I have just voluntarily
removed the iPads. I did it at the start of
the school holidays and the disservice where all my girlfriends

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have gone.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Why would you do that to yourself?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Two more weeks isn't going to kill them? Let them
be chunkies.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
No, No, because if it's school holidays and he's got
his iPad, he would.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Watch it every single day.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Now, for the first couple of days, he was, you know,
rocking back and forth in a corner. We went cold
turkey on him. He was The withdrawal methods were a
lot lots of tears, lots of outbursts, rage, highs lows.
I mean, I'm assuming it was like you when you
went to rehab, right, Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
You were similar different. It's probably some different characters around
and then, but why don't you wean him? Why don't
you wean ride?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
It's down to an hour, short term pain, long term gain.
That's my motto, cold turkey, brutal. I did the same
with my daughter when she was addicted to her dummy.
And so we're on like day four now, and I'm
just putting it out there. I already can see my
Bob's my my sweet middle child. I can see him

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coming back to me.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
And he's just cold. No valium, no method, no no nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
He's just out on his bike. He's coloring in. We're
going to make muffins tomorrow morning. Like it's just the
way it should be. I want him to have a
childhood that's outdoors. I mean it helps that it's summer
or spring and the weather's better as well.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
So come talk to me in winter.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
We're only here for a week, but I want an
update on Friday. Okay, it's going along.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
He's going to be the Dalai Lama by then.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, we'll get him on.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
This is crisp page.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
And do you want to know what I reckon?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
The worst possible trait is as a human being.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Murderer.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Like a personality trait.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, okay, no, what is it being a tight ass?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Right? Like?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
And I'm not talking about saving money, right, I'm not
talking about that version of tired arseners. I actually think
saving money is very smart in this day and age,
whilst living in Australia.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I'm talking about being tight.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Like you know when you go to a restaurant and
it's a set menu and everyone's sitting around and everyone's
having a few drinks, but there's one person in particular
who has chosen not to drink, and then the bill
comes and normally we're all grown ups, you just split
the bill.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
But there is saying this to me because you know
I'm that guy.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
God, I hope you're not.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I don't drink, I can't dwell.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I wasn't saying that reason.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
But no, I think I think there's actually a lot
of people out there that are like this.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
We used to have a friend in our girlfriend group
who is no longer part of it because she was
so tight. She would turn up to these lunches. We
would all be sitting there, we'd order a bottle of
wine for the table and whatnot, and she would pull
out her calculator and calculate like she had half a
bottle of hot chips and a salad and shared a
dessert with something, and that she wouldn't pay a dollar

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over that.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, and you had six margaritas and a Saint Henri
chirese and the steak.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Hang on a second. It is it for me and
my girl group.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
And obviously I'm probably speaking from personal lived in experiences.
It all comes in swings and roundabouts. I've been pregnant
three times and gone out for big girls lunches where
I wasn't drinking, obviously, and I just go split the
bill like whatever it is, split it, divide it by eight.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Must be nice to be on influencer money.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh this was Oh well, I had to throw in
the influencer jab. This was before that. Really Yeah, okay,
I look as I hate it.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
I don't think that not paying for like alcohol at
a restaurant. I don't think that's being a tight ass.
Sure you can, you can say that's cheap. One I'll
tell you what a tight ass is is my mate
who buys batteries. Sorry, he doesn't buy batteries. Once upon
a time, you must have bought them once he keeps
the packets as precent like, he puts them away in
a drawer, keeps the empty battery packets and uses the

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batteries until they go flat, and he's remote control and
everything he uses on. When they go flat, he puts
them back into the packet until like the packet of
ten batteries or whatever is full again. Then he takes
it back to the store and says, these batteries don't
work and that's a fraud, and gets a new packet. Yeah,
I suppose that.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yes, that's just I'm talking about. I used to the
said girlfriend. She would invite us.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
She would say, oh, come over for a dinner party,
and I'm going to cook a pasta and we'll bake
some potatoes and I'll make a salad. And we would
all turn up with wotle of wine and some cheese
and whatnot. And then at the end of the night
we'd all get a group text and say, hey, I've
divvied up all the ingredients and the the food that
I bought it. Everyone owes me thirteen dollars. Here are
my bank details. Yeah, I hate that, but that is outrageous.

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If you're inviting people over, you can't then hit them
up for a thirteen dollar Like thirteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Is bad, Yeah, but it's not a tiight aus like
my mate's Datu's school. You know when you got the
bar of soap in the shower, but it changes from
a bar gets smaller and smaller like the size of
a credit card, or even smaller, and you throw it out. Yes, well,
he used to save all of them. He'd put them
aside and like stack them on top of each other

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and use the tiny little slithers of soap bars and
rebuild a s Carl.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Molding himself a new Dove soap and mold off.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I doubt he was using Dove. It would have been
Homeperial Imperial leather, and he would mold his new soap
cake out of the little slithers.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Well, that's a tighter, my dad, big Bee, I can
do you one better. My dad big Bee literally would
use a tissue and he would have it. Hey, he
use a tissue and then he'd lay it out in
front of him in the sun let it dry so
he could then fold it back up and put it
back in his pocket. And I said, I remember seeing
him do it one day, and I was absolutely mortified.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Get a hanky.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
That's even more disgusting.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I know hanky's are disgusting, but are you going to
do it with the tissue may as well? Thirty one
or sixty five? Could you dobbin a tight ass? Yes,
And I'm not talking about not paying for booze at dinner.
I'm talking about soap and the weird stuff. Allison, have
you got like a proper tight ass?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Yeah, so like to lend money, but he's very forgetful
on how much he owes, Like, oh, borrow ten grand
from us, Oh yeah it was four grand. Oh, then
going out on date nights constantly. Yes, out every weekend
for dinners. But oh you forget the OUs money.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh I go.

Speaker 12 (27:54):
CROs it in your face like the snapchats.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And yeah, hopefully you didn't lend her ten grand that
I mean, you're a very generous friend.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I have had a girlfriend this has happened to her,
and she had lent some money to a girl, another
girlfriend of ours, and she said, oh, I'll pay it
back within a week, and it was like something like
a thousand dollars, and two years later she was still
up to like nine hundred dollars because she was paying
it back in like ten dollars twenty dollars increments.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
That's not cheap, that's just low rat dolls.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I said, you need to add interest on that. At
least give us.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
A call if you know a proper tight ass. Yeah,
and I bet everyone every call will start with my dad.
It's always your dad. Yes, it's tight ass Tuesday. Tell
us about the tight ars in your life and give
us the example.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
This is Cris Page and amy's're ride.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
We're talking tight asses, Amy reckons. A tight ass is
someone who you know doesn't want to pay for booze
if they're not drinking it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I did not say just that that one example alone.
I'm talking about people who just take the mickey, Like
even if you're doing a round of drinks. Say you're
doing a round of drinks with six girls and then
it's your round and all of a sudden, oh it's
time for you to leave.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, tight us.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Okay, but I mean or order the ordering the cocktails.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
You just can't let the cocktail thing go, can you?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah? Here you go, everyone, six pints of new But
the margaritas were great, Thank you very much. Have you
got an example of a just an appalling tighter. Stop
them in and tell us what they do. Gary's here? Gary,
who's your ted ass?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Gary?

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Oh, we're gonna We've got a guy at work that
gets around with the little shopping bag and make go
and lunchtime and waits for you to finish your can
or a bottle and.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh he's and then he's he going up to the
can the depository.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Is that what he's doing with them?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
They recycling. But yeah, we're on pretty good money out there.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
And you know what, I know.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
What in there and wait for you.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
You got to finish that. You got to finish that can.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Of I'm told I've just been told by our producers
that the boss here at Kiss does that.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I actually think it's a really good way to get
your kids, you know, recycling and understanding the concept of
money and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I know, no dB actually does it himself, but you know,
because he's an environmentalist, a humanitarian and a wonderful man.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yes, we love you, dB.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Georgia, who's your tight ass?

Speaker 10 (30:35):
Hey guys, Hey Georgia.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
Finally, it's a bit, it's a bit of a stretch.

Speaker 13 (30:40):
My auntie at Christmas.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
Will have us all over but she asks that we
bring a plate of food.

Speaker 12 (30:47):
She won't cook for us.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
We all have to bring our own plate, my own Christmas.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I have actually heard this. I also have a family
member who will say, I'm happy to host Christmas this year.
It can be at our house, but everybody. Then she
delegates a dish to everyone. So what actually happens is
that she maybe sets the table, but everyone else does
all the work for us.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yeah, like, are they washing the dishes when we leave?

Speaker 9 (31:13):
We have to take our own dishes home to wash.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, I mean, I don't know if that's tight ass
or if that's really clever.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, sorry, it's really clever because you're both talking about me.
That's me. That's the page family Christmas is like my
house is like it's a good, good set up, this
room entertaining. So every year all host But then yeah, mum,
mum does the Pavlova.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Tell me you cook at least one thing.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I get a ham.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah, you're contributing in some way, but it's not like.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh, what do you do set the table? There's a
bit more to it than that. For Christmas, you're going
to get the whole house, all right. I am demo
who's you tight ass? Demo?

Speaker 14 (31:50):
So, I had a friend and she was dating this
bloke for probably about a year and a half maybe
two years, and they ended up falling out at the
end of it. At the end of the relationship, he
so during the relationship he had to sit like a
little journal where he document everything he bought for her,
and he pretty much wrapped her up a tab and
handed her a tab at the end of the relationship
and said, this is what you owe me. And when

(32:12):
I say everything like I'm talking to like if he
bought her pads, if he bought the frozen coke, I
like the third of February, like time stamp and everything.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, what an absolute psychopatha That is the blow.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Tight He wins tight Ass of the Year.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Well, Emily could because Emily's given us a call and
Emily has a question. Emily is not sure whether or
not she's a tight.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Oh, we can decide for you.

Speaker 14 (32:41):
Hey, Emily, he Amy, How are you going?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
It sounds like an existential crisis here. Do you want
to do? You want to give us some informal We'll
tell you.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
It is like I need to know your opinion on
if I'm a tight ass. Or if I'm just savvy. Okay,
so I love a good deal or freeze, but like
I'm entering every Instagram giveaway, like I refuse to quit
my retail job even though I have a full time
job down Like all of you, I would love a
good deal on anything. Do you think that's the tighter.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
As Absolutely not. I think that's very clever. You've got
to be in it to win it. I've got a
girlfriend who literally goes into every single giveaway that she
comes across on Instagram. If it's like a add in
a you know, tag your bestie and share this to
your story, she will do it for any single competition
she comes across.

Speaker 13 (33:27):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That is not tied us. That is savvy, and you've again,
you've got to be in it.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
To win it.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
It makes sense someone's going to win it. And you
see those competitions like on some random thing like that
the Dolenio pasta source and they're like send in four
Dolnio labels and you'll get who's doing that? Well, no
one's doing that. You go hold do that, You do that,
and then I still never win.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
You got to keep doing it though. You can't just
do it once you've got to keep doing it.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
This is Chris Page and Amy Keith and Nicole finished
after nineteen years. I'm shook.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
I'm calling out the violin.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah. Huge. Now I've got to make a correction as well.
We were talking about this earlier and I said that
Tom Cruise. I said Nicole to be a hell of
a woman, because Tom Cruise has never gotten married again
after Nicole and I was corrected up. Yeah, he did
marry Katie Holmes. So he was married to Nicole Kidman
for exactly ten years, and then he was married to

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Katie Holmes for exactly five years. So he's definitely not gay. Anyway,
Nicole and Keith, it's all over and people are already
picking sides. And this is the best part about a
celebrity breakup. You pick a side without having any of
the actual facts.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
We've got no knowledge, We have absolutely no idea what's
gone on.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Just go with your gut. The details we're getting trickling
out though, is that you know, unnamed sources. So Nicole
is heartbroken. She wanted to keep working on the marriage.
He's he's made the call, and he's moved to a
new house in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, well, she references her parents' marriage, and I think
they've celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary, and she made a
reference to that, saying that she was very excited to
be celebrating her up and I mean twentieth wedding anniversary,
So that's not really alluding to were separating.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Well, they've always made a big deal about the anniversaries,
Keith and Nicole as well. For the nineteenth wedding anniversary,
Nicole did a post and this is it. I'm being
told this this is not my area of expertise, but
Nicole did are posting, happy anniversary, I love you baby,
blah blah blah. Keith Urbans only reply to it was
just a heart emoji. Ooh an emoji reply. That's like

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my wife cracks it at me because I just give it.
I just did the thumbs up to all the text message.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh my god, so does my husband and I want
to uppercut him.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, emoji reply any thumbs.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Up to anything, You're dead to me.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I think, look again, as a total outsider, feel like
maybe this has been called by Keith.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, it's starting to sound like that. So which team
are you on?

Speaker 5 (36:01):
If Keith did the dirty on Nicole. I mean, that's outrageous.
I'm team Nicole.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I can't see. I don't know. Keith's a good guy.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
But if Nicole did the dirty on Keith, I'm I'm
still team Nicole.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Oh hang on, Yeah, well so that's all right, and
we listen. We're not saying either of them cheated, but
if Nicole did, you'd still be on her side.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I'm team Nicole.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Why, Well, because men just do stupid stuff, Whereas I
think if a woman is doubt, there's a reason and
it's probably validated, and she probably deserved to step out.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
And I'm a girl's girl.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
That's the most sexist thing.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yeah, well I stand by it, Team Nicole.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
It's not easy being a forty two year old white
man hanging out with people.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Like who are you? Are you team Keith?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
No, I'm Tim Nicole too. Yeah, but no, that's a
stupid if not if she cheated, obviously.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
She definitely didn't. You can tell that she really loved him.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Well, there's the fun. So we don't know any facts,
we know nothing. Pick a team thirteen one oh six five?
Are your team Nicole? Team Keith? And why give me
a stupid you can like Keith's music.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Maybe they've met maybe you've met one of them. Yeah,
and they were rude to you.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
This is what I was going to tell you. So
I know the people who live directly underneath their Penthouse
apartment in Sydney, overlooking the harbor, and what Keith and
to Cole had done. They own the apartment on the
top floor, the biggest one, but they've been slowly buying
all the apartments around it on the same floor, buying
them as well. They're knocking down the walls and making

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one big.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Mega apartment, mega Penthouse.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
So mega pan House. Are they own the entire top floor?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay what that means? That doesn't tell you anything now.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
It sounds like they're gonna have to rebuild the walls
and split up those apartments again. Although all right, pick
a side, just gut why team to Cole, team Keith?
Tell us team Nick? Which side are you on?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
This is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
This is the big news today. It's broken late this morning.
Keep them to Cola finished after nineteen years and without
any real information, cold hard facts or anything. It's too
early to pick a side. If there were real normal people,
it would be too, it would be unfair. But their celebrities,
so as soon as they're rich and famous, their lives

(38:14):
mean nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And we imagine if Nicole's listening to this show right now,
just hearing us talk about her marriage like it's one big.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I don't know. I find it highly unlikely.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah I know, I mean me too, but.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Sure should be a smooth listener. Thirteen one. I was six',
five which to Team, keith Team, nicole just pick, aside,
blindly use your gut. Whatever, yeah, okay, Okay well hand a,
Second we've Got nicole down the. Line here you. Go
your dream could come. True, Nicole is that?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
You Nicole? Kidman?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
Nicole, OH i wish maybe that's.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Her my, gosh she's.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
A beautiful woman and worth three hundred and which HELPS i.

Speaker 12 (38:55):
Have no choice but to follow her BECAUSE i was
named after.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Her oh so. Nice your parents are your, parents Big
Nicole kidman? Fans my?

Speaker 12 (39:05):
Dad?

Speaker 11 (39:05):
Yes and my middle name is actually.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Named after another actress as.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Well what's the other? Actress? Brookshields, Oh Nicole Brook, no.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
It was named after a character she.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Played, unfortunately that.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Would have been a better.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Story the Gold brook is kind of cool, though So
how old Are?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Nicole so this would have been your dad was what
a BIG bmx bandits fan or.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
Something i'm forty SO i was born in eighty. Five so,
yeah so you're a.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
You Team, NICOLE i have to be by by, default right.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Of course she does not by.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
Default BUT i love the.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Actress she's be a Warmous, OKAY i, agree very biased,
though to be, fair let's go With.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Michelle there's a good neutral. Name Michelle Kai, Michelle Team,
Keith Team. Nicole what do you?

Speaker 12 (39:49):
Reckon Tim keith all the?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Way?

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Oh and passionate about it? Too have you met?

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Him, No i've been to some of his Concert But
Team keith he's more, grounded he's more, mature and he's
gone back to his.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
Roots And nicole.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
Is very home maintenance and very.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Driven, yes go back.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
To ritchie's bought had another house In. Tennessee wasn't he
born In? Brisbane is He American? Australia he was born In,
brisbane but now he's bought another place In. Tennessee, Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
NICOLE i love how Confident michelle is delivering those.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Facts though in, Fact, Michelle i'm. Switching i'm coming over
To Team keith with you Because i've met, Him i've
interviewed him before and he's a really, lovely down to worth.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Guy you're.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Right he gave me a big hug after the interview and,
said hey, man that was a really that was a
really cool. Interview you, know that was really. Chilled give
us a. Hug and he was a nice, guy gave
as how we. Spoke, yeah, okay just like, that just like. That,
okay Thanks. Michelle, robin can you be the tiebreaker here
maybe for us because we Well i'll tell you what
the off air result is in a, sect but we've
had one each on. Air what do you, Think?

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Robin, Hey, Robin, no we're not picking. Sides we are
being told but, no we don't have.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Side she's sitting on the.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Fence yes we, Do, Robin that's exactly what we're.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Not, No i'm not sitting on the.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
Fence they're just Both, australians both beautiful people going.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
To a tough.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
Time so, no let's not pick. Sides let's just give
them all the love they.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Need one of them would be like fifty one percent
more of a better. Person, no well.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
They'd say that that's, true, right but, NO i Owned robin's,
saying let's give them some, privacy, divorce.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Separation it's never a nice. Time, yeah, no BUT i
MEAN i.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Reckon what ninety four percent of people have said their Team,
NICOLE a lot of. Calls, yeah but, anyway we said pick,
aside and you rang up and said we don't have
to pick A robin never could never call here. Again Thanks.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Robin this is crisp. Page And amy.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Was telling me a story and it involved the word.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Familiarity, no don't make me say it on.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Air say, familiarity.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
FAMILIARITY i said, it familiar, reilarity. Regularity it is honestly
the one word THAT i cannot. Say IF i had
to do a speech or keynote speech and they AND
i had to use that, WORD i JUST i would
skip past.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
It, well you just go to the. Thesaurus can you, say.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Are there any words that you get like tripped up?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
On, Yeah like you know when you get a patient
for like a trademark or. Something, Patent, no patent is,
fine patented Pat, no you're saying. Paint, No i'm.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Not i'm saying, no that was, wrong that's.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Right patented.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Familiarity oh my.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
God i've nailed it, phenomenon, phenomenon my favorite.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
One you know the word.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
EPITOME i only recently have realized that that is actually
how it's. Like epitome is spelt like. THAT i used to, say,
eptimom you're.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
The eptimom of.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Stupid and my husband he has there was this New
greek place that opened up right near.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Us and he, goes, oh do you want to? Go
why do we get a? Gyros AND i, said what you?
Mean a year of.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Say he, goes, Yeah, NO i like the words you
know how to you know how they're meant to, sound
and you just can't get them. Out thirty one sixty?
Five give us a. Call what word can't you? Say?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Familiarity some?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
PEOPLE i want to go out to the phone, Room,
alphie who's on the phone's out? There is there a
word you can't? Say? Yeah, bro? Pacific?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Pacific? No, no what's the? Word the? SPECIFIC i can't say?
Specific do you mean you?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Specifically?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah that's the one specific specific you can't?

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Say is it the s and the?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
P'S i, think so get confusedsach and goes out there as,
well producing what you got a word you can't?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Say? YEAH i can't say.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
SPECIs oh my, god. Specifics can you say it for?
ME i think the word you're going for a? Specificity,
no that's.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Specific, wow guys Specific we all sound like we need
to go back to high.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
School so it's just specific. Specificity so specific, specificity specificity. Specificity, Okay,
NO i don't.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
KNOW i THINK i don't even know if that's a.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Word thirty ONE o six y. Five what word can't you?
Say get on the radio and try to say?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
It, why, Ma i's all feel. BETTER i will have a.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Laugh australia thirty ONE o sixty. Five what word can't you?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Say this Is Chris page And amy's, right.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
We're asking you the words you can't. Say, Amy, well
you actually turned it once so off air it was.
Hilarious she couldn't say, familiarity AND i, said do it all,
regularity and then you get on air and you say,
properly great.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Radio i'm trying to fake it as.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
WELL i.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Can't i'm just all of a sudden a gun at saying. Familiarity,
okay what word can't you?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Say on thirteen ONE o six, five we've Got taylor
here with so many. Calls everyone is wrong for. This
taylor what word can't you.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Say Hey, Taylor, hi how are?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
You is it a car? Brand?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Yes? Again?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Miss, okay come, On i'm going to say and then
you just Say mitsubishi.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Mits say that's kind of half.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
There on one, more we can get.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
It one?

Speaker 11 (45:49):
More all, Right, ready, Okay i'm Gonna we're gonna go on, more.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Miss, missed mister.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Mister Bye, Taylor, Taylor James. James what word can't you?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Say? Yeah, uh?

Speaker 14 (46:06):
Statistical test, wait?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Testical, well well it's, statistic but then my friends Think
i'll CALL i say it's, testical it's, statistical.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Statistical JUST i can't say that word Ship wait.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Statistical, OH i can't say that statistical.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Statistical tricky. One IF i, Say, michelle what word can't you?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Say, Hey, MICHELLE i can't.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Say i'll say, specific but it's not actually. Specific It's
i'm starting with.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yeah oh you're like. Alph, YES.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I can say, specific but THEN i get in trouble
with the specificity speak, specific T. Taylor what word can't you? Say, Hey? Taylor? Oh? Tracy, Sorry,
Tracy i'm what word CAN'T I what word CAN'T i?
Read It's? Tracy sorry to give this whole segment about

(47:14):
people being. Idiots SO i just joining another wrong with.

Speaker 13 (47:17):
That there's another wrong with.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
THAT i can't say skeletons. SKELETON i can't say.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
IT i can't say it skeletons.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
SKELETON i don't know WHY i put the iron gin It's,
skellington JUST i don't know Why. Skelington can you travel time?
Skeleton give it a go for us, Skeleton, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Skeletons it's actually coming through a skeleton to me pretty,
Well jones is here High?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Jones, Yeah i've.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Got a bit of an interesting one for. You not
THAT i can't say, it BUT i have A russian
accent every TIME i try to say.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
It what what is?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
It so it's The french carvering, cron.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
The rolling art.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Cron but you're gonna sit.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Citron, well if you don't say it in A russian,
accent you can't say.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
It TRY i say it without The russian.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Accent citron. Citron, yeah but it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Sound it doesn't sound anywhere near AS.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I think you're doing them a favor with the. Cue,
yeah it'sron ten grand more, expensive right? There, jade what
word can't you?

Speaker 12 (48:25):
Say?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Hi? Hi oh my, GOSH i can't say this word, Either, OMBERS.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I have to say is three when you're. Plurals what's
the thing when you're bringing up your phone company, Going
i'm going to ring the telecommunication.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Ombn ombards say really, fast.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
You, Go, jade Om, benjamin but try.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
And say it faster Now ombard. Ombardsman we also like
we've been drinking.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Good we'll speak for, Yourself. Jessica what word can't you?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
SAY i can't say?

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Theater, theater?

Speaker 14 (49:08):
Theater you just say it everyone like over the, phone.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Everyone will say THAT i can't say.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
It AND i get so.

Speaker 14 (49:15):
Confused say it again for, Us, petter.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
That sounds pretty bang on to. ME i don't know
who your friends. Are you sound, Perfect you're.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Sweet Dev what word can't you? SAY i can't say
the word?

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Adaline?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Adrenaline?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
RIGHT i just put the double in it for some,
reason so.

Speaker 14 (49:38):
Adrellalin, oh so.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
You swapped the end for another l adrell in nice
and slow for, Us deve.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
One more, time give it a, go, okay? Adrellaline wrong,
close he's an adrenaline.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Junkie hang, On this person wants to talk about from
lalarity Him.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Yeah, Hi, Hi i'm the bearer of bad.

Speaker 11 (50:02):
News you're getting it.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Wrong doesn't surprise.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Me i'm laugh because you're high having each other. Congratulating
i've got, It i've got. It, familiality. Familiality what it's. Familiarity,
yes you can say it either, way, familiarity, familiarity but
there's no two. Else, yeah familiar WITH i.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
T y, familiarity, familiarity.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
Familiarity familiar, familiarity.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Familiarity and we were doing.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Familiarity, yes, right take out the OTHER L, wait so
familiar familiarity.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Are You? Sam?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Tam, No i'm not as.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Nature everyone the wrong.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Dyslexic, okay thank you for the, course to be, fair
to be.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
FAIR i wanted to give you one THAT i used to.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
SAY i used to say advocacy and.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
Thank You.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Tam thank you everyone for calling and having some fun
with this. Thing this is Cris page and Now, Amy
i've said. This You're you're one of the smartest People
i've ever, met but also one of the most wilfully
ignorant my. CHOICE i know you don't read the, news
and you're a happier person because of. It, AMEN i
watched the news so you don't have, to BUT i
will keep you abreast of just the big issues in

(51:33):
a segment Called It's news To. Amy we have some
breaking news for. You, now it's news To. Amy i'll
read out some headlines here from the news, Today, amy
and you can tell me whether or not they pique
your interests to talk about it or.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Not what AM i? Saying, like pass or whatever you?

Speaker 12 (51:47):
Want?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
SURE i mean within? Reason, Okay number one RBA's big
call on interest rates, Today i'm going to.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Pass but just tell me did they.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Kept them the? Same so they also didn't drop? Them
so that's no. Good Trump's Middle east peace.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
DEAL i literally hate every word in that.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Sentence you, CAN'T i, mean The Middle. East it's, LIKE
i Just. Trump if you even try to give an
opinion on it as, well one side jumping down your
throat so.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
You're still talking about.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
It people's sexiest Man alive in twenty twenty one has
landed In. Australia, okay, yeah, yes all r, YES i
would like to know. More, Okay oh, well. Okay he
was Named hollywood's Sorry sexiest Man alive in twenty twenty.
One Paul rudd is In. Australia Paul? Rudd who is?
That Paul? Rudd ant? Man What, no he's a nice.

(52:40):
Guy he's a funny. Guy he's. Good he's In anchorman
and stuff like that as. Well he's a good.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Actor oh with they're like the brown kind of wavy.
Hair yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Look at there's a picture.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Of oh my, god. Sexiest. Yeah, well he's a great
he's a great, actor and he's very.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Funny but you, know they give it to whoever's going
to turn up as. Well it's like THOSE Gq man
of The year, awards if you're going to turn up your.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Win he plays that role in that movie and he,
Goes i'm, god put my?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Dinkin does? He and that's probably why that's, NO i. Don't,
oh it's the best.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Movie he's talking to himself in the mirror, anyway moving,
on and.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
He's an command he's like with a. Cologne yeah you.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Know, no the Movie i'm talking about is way.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Funnier, Okay, no this is the Sex. Panther all, right
what do we what? Else channel seven to Buy TRIPLE.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
M i, mean SHOULD i care about?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
That?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
No, pass but you've got a lemon? There channel? Seven,
Okay Nicole kidman And Keith urban HAVE.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
I feel like we've heard enough about that plenty on.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
That, yep how a thirty seven year old woman's unusual
skill is making her.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Rich, yes let's let's hear about.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
It, okay she's In San. Francisco this woman is a
baby name expert and gets paid up to one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars from cashed up couples to give
them a like some name, Option so people who don't.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Have, google you're actually. Kidding so there's a.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Whole process she goes. Through it's the whole she goes
through their family, names their family, history or the etymology and.
Everything i'm, sorry ten thousand dollars a pop she's.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Charged you're, kidding she is laughing to the. Bank good for.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Her if there are idiot couples out there who are paying, that,
like you can put all that info into CHAT gpt
these days and, say give me a list of one
hundred names with all this background.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Info, yeah and you'd be TEN K.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Richard when these rich idiots find out ABOUT, Ai i'd
say this one's out of. Business. Sure, yeah, anyway that's.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Enough slow news, Day, okay, GREAT i only like the,
nice the nice fun news stories exactly anything relating to.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
There was yesterday you didn't want to do the acrobat
falling to death? Yesterday, ABSOLUTELY i don't. Know it was
a hilarious. Story that is is that?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
HILARIOUS a poor woman has died in front of.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Kids this Is chris And amy.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Ride you know. What it's home. Time my kids are
at home and they're trying to stay. Awake they go
to bed super, Early henry And oscar they're six and,
eight and they to stay awake to See daddy because
they go. Nuts If i'm not there for a, Time,
well you can.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
LEAVE i just want to tell just about this grumpy
old man's. Story you can actually, leave See. CHRIS i
want to tell our lovely listeners Because i'm sure there's
people out there who can relate to.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
This we've moved into the. Suburbs we're in the.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Burbs remember that Movie dennis And, Menace and there's that
deadist kid and he's he next door to that really
grumpy old.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Man oh and he was played By Walter. MATHOW i,
MEAN i.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Don't know who he was played, by but it's relatable
to this. Story because there's a lot of kids in my,
street probably about eight or. Ten they all go bike.
Riding they used to go down the back of our.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
House and now they found this other area just up
the road and it's got all these bike. Jumps Cool
now across the road from where the bike jumps are
there is this very very grumpy old man and he's
come out a few times now and he's yelled at the, kids.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Get off the bike, jumps get out of this.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
STREET i, mean they're not even doing anything near. Him
it's not his, property and they're just jumping dirt bike plea.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Says get off the bike, jumps so he knows what they.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Are so somebody has built these jumps for kids with
their mountain bikes so they can actually go there and ride.
Them so the kids have been doing this and this
man has come out and just hurled, abuse and they
kind of ignored it the first, time and then the
second time it's done it.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Again so they've come. Home they've told some of the.
Parents one of the duds has.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Gone up and he's been met with just an array
of abuse from this old. MAN i don't care how
old they, are get him out of my. Street they
don't leave.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Here how old are we? TALKING i think he's.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
A BIT i, MEAN i don't Know i'm yet to meet.
HIM i think about.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Seventy is he, sweary he's sweary. Yep and then but
the thing, is this is what happens when you do
this to kids and they know that their presence gets
under your.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Skin guess what they do more Of.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Well kids love. Antagonizing they're all a little.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Antagonistic for day after, day they just kept turning up
there and they weren't doing anything, wrong but they'd just
be like riding past his, house probably cat calling him
and just being little turds at this, point so then
one of my next door, neighbor who is this lovely,
mum has gone around and knocked on his door to be, like,

(57:28):
hey we'll try to keep them out of your, street
but they may come once a week just to use the.
Jumps it's not your, property it's across the. Road and
he has just unleashed on. Her he was speaking with
such venom that he was spitting on. Her he started
calling her a, fat ugly, cow, like just tearing apart her.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Looks she's actually a very beautiful.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Woman so it just speaks volumes about the type of
person that this, psycho grumpy old man.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Is this bloke's a misogynist because he's obviously. Gone he
hasn't gone that hard when the dads show. Up, no
but a woman's shown up and.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
He's gone YEAH nx, yeah and he's just torn reads
off her so much so that she's come back and, Said,
HEY i actually think he's so unstable THAT i think
you really need to stay, away, because as far As i'm,
aware the guy's going to take get in his car
and just try and clip them on their.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Bikes he could have a musket or something inside from
the worry was. It it's a musket a gun like an.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Old, yes you.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
KNOW i just feel like it's really disappointing Because i've
lived in The burbs now for a, while and every
neighbor That i've come across up the, hills down the,
hills they're all, lovely and we finally come across this,
grumpy old prick of a.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Man every, neighborhood as, it have you got one knee, yeah, yeah,
yeah we've got a prick in our. Area you got
one territorial so That i'd say maybe per sort of
square few, kilometers you've got one. Prick.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, Anyway i've thought about egging his, home because you
know that seems to be the most, mature logical thing to.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Do, Now i've told you the thing to do if
you hate, Someone you've got to order a ton of
grave from a landscaping place and give his address and, say,
HEY i won't be. Home just dump it on the.
Lawn i'm gonna do, that or ring the cops and
say he's a. Pedophile, YEAH i won't do.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
THAT i may do the gravel. Thing but, also this
conversation never.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Happened it did on, well so it's evidence i'd find
something else.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
To, hey he doesn't know my, name well he does.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Now he probably doesn't listen.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
To he definitely doesn't listen.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
To he wouldn't, like he wouldn't like THOSE k pop demon.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Hunts all, right all, right you gotta get out of.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Here we're gonna got to seem a little, kid always
a little kiss and race. Home have a great. Day
we'll back. Tomorrow it's all back to Normal. Monday don't.
Wry we're only here for three more.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Days people might enjoy this. Show don't keep don't you
keep telling them, like don't, worry don't. Worry, well we
haven't been that, bad have. WE i think we've been.
Great bye, guys we'll see you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
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