October 31, 2025 • 28 mins
Amy Gerard and Chris Page are back with another hilarious mix of chaos and confessions. From Halloween horrors and Channing Tatum’s steamy film scenes to Lily Allen’s explosive new revenge track, Amy keeps it brutally honest about parenting, pop culture, and the weird world of mum life. Plus, find out what her son did at school that had the vice principal calling home — and what Aussie mums are really talking about online.
Keywords: Amy Gerard podcast, parenting fails, Lily Allen Pussy Palace, Halloween, Channing Tatum, celebrity gossip, Facebook mums, Chris Page, Australian radio.
⏱️ Episode Chapters
00:00 – Breast check reminder
02:00 – Halloween hangovers & scary kids costumes
03:30 – Chris’s creepy horror movie obsession
06:00 – Channing Tatum’s “nude scene first” Hollywood rule
10:00 – Could you date an actor? Amy says absolutely not
11:00 – Amy’s son busted for the toilet paper prank
16:30 – Lily Allen’s “Pussy Palace” and David Harbour’s cheating scandal
22:00 – The best celebrity revenge songs ever
25:45 – The Facebook mums’ wildest post yet (peanut butter + dog = chaos)
28:20 – Wrap-up & tomorrow’s tease
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go, let's go. Good morning that remains
to be seen. Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. Girard, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hegi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm good. It's a breast check day. That's not why
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, have you checked your breath? You know? Men have
to check their.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Breath, you know what we sounds like a joke, But
men get breast cancer as well, not as common, but
no I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Not as common. But my girlfriend's dad actually got diagnosed
with breast cancer. But first of every month is your
friendly reminder over here from us at kiss to feel around,
touch your girls, have a shower, lift up your arm pits,
have a good old fondle, get your partner to do it,
make it far.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And what are you looking for? Just anything? I mean,
obviously a lump, but anything that changes right, anything.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That looks abnormal, and obviously even if there's like discoloration
like redness that's spreading, obviously lumps, pain around the nipple
area as well. I think, I think if if there
is anything going on, anything sinister, It kind of will
be somewhat prevalent around the breast area, but also in
(01:34):
your armpits as well. So you just got to have
a good feel fondle. And you know we remind you monthly,
but if you can do it more often than that,
even better.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
All right, check out the details on the kiss socials.
I've got nothing on it because I just whatever comes
out of my mouth just sounds creepy.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, but you go home and check your little man
boobies today, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I will. I'm down to an a cup darting.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ryan's still a sea good ye? Yes, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Crisp Page and Amyride.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hope you survived Halloween last night? Your house isn't covered
in egg and toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Have you brought in some of your kids? I know,
oh you're rookie. Of course I brought it enough for
both of us, don't you worry?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Thank you very much. Did you get dressed up last night?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I did not, but my kids did. My youngest went
as what's that terrifying clown? It?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Rolf Harris?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, who's that clown?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Penny Wise?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Penny Wise? Kobe went as Penny wise, my middle child
went as not Darth Vader, the Grim Reaper, and then
my daughter went as a terrifying cheerleader. So she kind
of got like the skanky outfit, but then we made
her terrifying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh okay, So when I heard terrifying cheerleader, like the
I'm pregnant and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell your wife.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, no, no, no, no no no, that is terrifying. No, she's
only nine. And there are lots of fake blood, pale skin,
torn dresses, you know, the jill gotcha, lots of lollies
that we only we had to refer to it as
candy last night because we're all cay adopts some sort
of like am can disguise whilst celebrating Halloween, but.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Get into the horror movies at your house because you know,
I know a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, I'm an absolute cat. I don't like horror movies
at all. I watched that Sinner.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Movie Sinners, Sinners because Michael B. Jordan's isn't only watched.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It for the eye candy. I don't actually find that
too scary. But no, I despise horror films and I
actually get quite concerned over how much you love them. Sure,
well you don't think that that's a little bit weird.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No, they're making a big like And when you look
at the box office this year, things like the Conjuring
sequels and Weapons was huge horrors coming back at the
box office.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think I actually read somewhere the other week that
twenty two percent of consumers love horror movies. That's it,
twenty two percent, and majority of people either dislike them
or they hate them. But I also read somewhere that
majority of people who do like horror movies, they like
to watch them at home, and they like to watch
(04:13):
them at night, but they prefer to watch them with
people around. Now here's the concerning part about you. You
go to the cinema at nighttime alone and you just
get like your gory little fix of murder and like decapitating.
Well the last one, we're getting decapitated.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Look, I have more time than most of my friends
because I have a sure job kiss on the weekend.
So during the week all my friends are like, I've
got to get up early for.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Work, and you just take yourself to the cinema instead.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, and also, no one else wanted to see Terrifier
three without the clown. Yes, that was good. That was gory,
even for my taste.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But the part for me is that when a woman
is getting I don't know, sliced open and scalped and
her arms being bent backwards and ripped off her body,
you've shown me the fact that you don't sit there
and feel squeamish or leave the cinema and you just go.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, I if what you just described that sort of thing. No,
you squirm, it's uncomfortable and you sort of cringe. And
but I think that's part of the I mean, they're
called horror movies. It's people who find being horrified fun
for a short time, and then afterwards you can go, oh,
it's just a movie and get back to your life.
(05:38):
But you have that adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
As long as you're not ever sitting there with a
stiffy I think that you be okay. But anything more, yeah,
I'm concerned, right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, I'll prove to you it's all good. I'll take
you to the movie.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Please don't know, I'm never going to the movies with
you ever to see a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
This is Crisp Page and Amid Channing Tatum fans.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I like that he gets he gets fat in between
all these movies because Happy and then like six weeks
before shooting starts just purges.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, he must have some sort of like strict diet
and then exercise routine. Because what's that sexy movie he
was in, Where is the Dancer?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Mike?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, well he talked about doing sexy scenes in movies,
in particular love scenes with a coast. And you reveal
something I didn't know about Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know, you have to walk onto set and you
have to be like, hello everyone, my name's Chan. I
know we've only had really one more day or one day,
you know, to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So you're gonna sit today, We're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
To know each other very well. This is my my
name's Chan.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'll get to know your names later.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And like Sandy having to have like a whole monologue
like and that was the weirder thing more than her
having to pick leeches off my butt.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Okay, so Sandy is Sandra Bullocky in new movie. And yeah,
there's a scene where he's nude and they're in the
jungle and he's playing a big dumb guy, which is
obviously going to be a huge stretch for him, and
she has to pick leeches off his naked body.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why do they do it straight away? So the whole
concept is that they they do all the nude scenes,
the sex scenes, any intimate scenes.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Day one. They get them over and done with, like
pulling off a band aid.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I wonder if it's because they hope. Well, I think
the whole thing with you know co stars in movies.
You know, people come out and they leave marriages and
they end up with their co star. I wonder if
it's because chemistry could potentially build.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
And wouldn't that make the scene better though.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well you'd think so, but potentially chemistry could potentially be worse,
and they might end up like really having a bit
of a personality class.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When they come out of a movie and they act
like those two actors will never work together again each other.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Like look at Blake Lively and that dude.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, Like if they had to do a love scene
at the very end of shoot, correct.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It would be almost impossible you'd be able to pick
up on the lack of chemistry.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Although Blake only seemed to decide she had an issue
well after the movie you're.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Picking sides, are you? I could never be with an actor?
Could you be with an actress and there and watch
her having an intimate relationship on screen knowing that obviously
it's part of her job.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Could I watch Margot Robbie tend to sleep with Leonardo
DiCaprio if she came home and then slept with me
for real?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Margo Robbie is not your wife.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
But you just asked me if I could be with
an actress.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ye, Margot Robbie is so far out of your legue.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
But it's a hypothetical question.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Maybe, well it is, but let's be a bit more.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Realistic here, Roseanne Barr.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Great, that's where that's that's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Sorry, if Tom Arnold's listening, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Have you seen the movie? Have you seen the show Power?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, So there's this Yeah, there's this series and the
main character in it is called Ghost, and he's this
very attractive black man. He I went deep into a
stalk on him because I was like, I'm having an
affair with him in my bed at night time, in
my dreams. Anyway, in these in these episodes, he is
(09:29):
with this lady called Angela, and the sex scenes are
so intense and full on that I have no idea
how his wife watches them. And so both of the
actors and actresses, they're both married, I've both got respective partners.
But there's the scenes in there, like I won't go
(09:49):
into too much.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I know, but it looks like you're looking at that going,
how are they not really doing it in that scene?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And what's that? They've always got those people in the
room coordinator, they've got intimacy coordinators, and there's cameras around
and there's a film crew, but ultimately you are still
you know, bodies are meshed up against each other, you're
still kissing because you can't fake that. And I don't
know what do they put on the man's dingling.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I think they have like a sock thing that they are,
like a Hollywood sock or little patch cup a cup. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, I still just couldn't. I personally couldn't ever be
with an actor.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I mean, they say it's not because you've got fifty
people standing around in lights and people, so it's not that. Yeah, true,
some people are I'd want I'd want more of a
cup than a sock. I think I'd want like a
hard cup, because then if I was enjoying the scene,
like if I had to shoot a love scene with
Margot Robbie, how am I going to remain totally My
(10:49):
brain might remain professional, but all your fell of his
own I might need to be tucked.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So there's a cup, the really restricted cup. Keep you
at bay.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Anyway, male actors. Technology is different now because you see
special effects when your wife goes, my god, was that
scene with Bubba you go ai baby? You've seen Avatar,
you know what they can do. It was all fake.
This is true, never met her.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
This is Crispage and Amy to ride.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So does your school call you every time that your
kid has like a tiny little incident.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Not a tiny incident, and every time implies it's sort
of very frequent. No, when Oscar you know, swears, swears
at you six kids and stuff, which I'm kind of
proud of, they call no.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Was I don't know what the policy is at my
kids school, but every single time Kobe gets hit with
a tennis ball in the head or anything like that,
I get a phone call from the school. Oh really,
So I get a lot of phone calls from my
kid's school. But one particular one came last week wasn't
from you know, the teachers, It was from the vice principal. Oh,
(11:55):
And I was like, oh shit. She had a very
stern voice on and she said, I just want to
alert you to something that's been going on with your
middle child, Bobby. You know, unfortunately he's been caught in
the toilet cubicle or in the toilet with some of
his mates.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So the boys' toilets, boy's toilets.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
And I was waiting for her to be like, when
he was pissing on the walls or something, vaping ye No. Seven.
And she goes and he's been scrunching up and been
scrunching up toilet paper and wetting it and throwing it
up onto the roof. And I was like, oh oh,
(12:34):
but I was reading in between the lines like her tone.
She was not impressed, but.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You had to probably a not laugh but be not
sound totally relieved. Why is that all?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well? I was kind of like, how nostalgic is that?
Like that is giving eighties nineties kids. I don't know
a single kid in my year when I was in
primary school who didn't scrunch up paper and wet it
and throw it onto the roof.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh, you walk into any children's toilet, if you look
up at the ceiling, there will be dried, splattered toilet
paper all over it, because that is an absolute right
of passage when you're a kid.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's a right of passage, especially in primary school. He
wasn't hurting anyone. Yes, he was a well you know,
she was upset because he was damaging school property.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No he wasn't, though, Well, cleaner comes in and with
a mop and wipes it off the roof, and the
problems over. He was not damaging.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Anything, I know, But she wanted me to give her
permission for there to be a consequence. So look, I
think he missed out on a couple of games of
handball at lunchtime, and did some community school service around
the yard and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You should have said, what about Bobby stands up against
a wall and you throw wet toilet paper at him.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
She would not have been down with that. But I
just thought, wow, she was very very serious about it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I thought they were clogging up the toilets. When you
said the boys were there wetting all the toilet paper,
they were clogging.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The drains, so he wasn't doing that. It was just
the scrunched up toilet paper on the roof. We obviously
spoke to him about it. Hopefully doesn't do it again.
But listen, I'm pretty sure my husband at twelve was
doing chlorine bombs in the toilets. I runched up toilet paper,
that's that's g rated. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah, that's nothing. But it's the vice
principal's job.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know, I know, I know. She did have to
come come down firmly on him.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Still, Bobby, you're a young man. There's a long way
to go with cranks. I mean, he hasn't even graduated
to the glad wrap under the toilet seat for April fools.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't do, not give any of the kids any ideas.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I did that, but because my dad was meant to
come into the toilet and like piece on it and
go on, what the hell and get a prank, But no,
my mum walked in and sat, yeah, went and then
it wasn't really a pool. Yeah, so and then it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It would be funny if he was down and dropped
a number two.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
It would be funny if I found out that way
that my dad sat down to urine and that I
wasn't the product of a real man. Yep, what's the
best school prank you've ever heard? Like the muck up
day ones have you. It might be an urban myth,
but apparently at my high school years and years ago,
someone found a cow. I mean obviously they sorry, they
(15:21):
sourced a cow. They didn't randomly find it someone at
a farm. And they brought a cow in and walked
it up to the third floor of the science lab
block and left it there. Now, it doesn't sound like
a big deal, but the way cows knees are structured,
they can't walk downstairs. Really, yeah, they can walk upstairs,
(15:42):
but a cow cannot walk. And kids, I hope you're listening, Bobby,
remember this. Cows cannot walk downstairs. So if you lead
a cow upstairs into your school building, the school would
have to do what biscocol didn't get a crane in
with like that professional people where they put the thing
under the terrified cow getting craned out of the science block.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Because is that an urban myth? Or do you know
was that you did? You bring?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It wasn't me, but cows can't walk downstairs.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, there you go. If you have a cow, that is,
I mean, that's a pretty good prank.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Poor cow cow tipping as well.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Did people do that about that? Well, it's impossible to
tip a cow, honestly, it's so hard.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You got to really put the shoulder into it. It's
and the RSPCA are on the line. Okay, this is
Cris Page and Lily Allen. When I was leaving for work,
my wife grabbing and goes, please tell me you're talking
about Lily Allen today and said why yes, and she
has okay, have you got five minutes and ran me
through it, So you're across this. She was in a
(16:46):
relationship with David Harbor, the start of the Star of
Stranger Things and a bunch of movies. She's busted him
sleeping around.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I actually don't know that what actually happened, but I
know that they are going through quite a messy divorce, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They I believe there was some element of their relationship
that was a bit open, but he's broken the rules.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And wasn't it he was a younger woman. And then
she messaged Lily Allen to be like it was just sex.
There was no emotional feelings or something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, my wife says, and this is the source on
everything for this show, that Lily Allen set up a
fake account as a woman on this celebrity dating app
where they'd met and looked for other women and then
found out and then found out if any match to
her husband and went through them all and she actually
(17:38):
the girl you're actually talking about. Lily Allen tracked her
down with a fake account.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
This is what Georgie's told you, your wife.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, okay, so so take that to the bank.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Anyway, Her song Pussy Pallace has come out. I was
just getting ready last weekend and it was playing and
I was like, oh, it's got like quite a catchy
tune to it, but as you listen to the lyrics
of it, it it goes into quite a lot of detail.
And it's all about a man who has obviously been
caught cheating. And I'll let a song to the talking.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, exactly, don't wry about my wife. No, okay, So
pussy Palace is the name of the song. So am
(18:37):
I looking at a sex addict? Times three? And then
a no go no.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
She was like, I didn't realize this was a pussy palace.
I thought it was a dojo.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, So he said he's going to karate lessons and I.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Think, so, is that what a dojo?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The sense yes, students.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, And she's unlocked the door, and she says, as
the key went in, I knew something. Nothing would ever
be the same, And you didn't play the best part
of that song. She goes on to talk about all
the sex toys and trojans, which I think are apparently
condoms that are everywhere, plugs of all kinds, and there's
just the law six plugs and sinks yep. And obviously
(19:23):
she's walked into some kinky dugeon.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And the poor, the poor Lily has thought that he's
been just I don't know, off the karate lessons and
he's just been doing a different kind of sword around.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I wonder if he plays the footbight like puts on
the white robe and like and a black belt. I'm
up to a black belt, hey babe, I'm off to
the dojo. Got to see sense get it going to
a black tip belt this week.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, I think it's a good move by her, because
hasn't stranger things. The final series has just launched.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, So he was getting ready to do his big
victory lap because the final season of Stranger Things is
only a few weeks away, so he was just about
to start the press junkets for that, going around doing
all the meat idiot interviews. So he probably would have
been on Kyle and Jackie Oh and you know, talking
about Stranger Things, Yeah, and all the US talk shows
(20:18):
and everything's well, they've had to well, he's well, now
you've got to cancel it, right, what are they going
to ask?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They're going to ask about the song? Yes, the whole
album apparently is about pretty much him.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Right exactly. And you'd be with an interview like that,
you'd be polite to the actor and I know you're
here to talk about Stranger Things, and we'll get to that.
But it would be a little weird if we didn't
even bring this up.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Address the elephant in the room. Yeah, so you're a
sex addict.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, And then the publicist comes on and hangs up.
The line is how it usually works.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well done, Lily Allens.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
This is Chris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
We were just talking about Lily Allen's new album, which
the world is talking about. Well done, Lily, because it's
about her ex, David Harbor and how she caught him cheating.
Released the album just in time for his big moment,
the release of the final season of Stranger Things on Netflix,
and she's rained on that parade.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh my gosh, is that him?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh yuck.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah, he played hell Boy as well. You can see why. Okay, sure,
and look at maybe that's a bad photo. I believe
some women.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, okay. Oh wow, he's got a big beard in
this one. He looks like quite a Viking. Yeah, kind
of attractive there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
The track from the album that's getting the most attention
is called Pussy Palace and it's about busting it. So
he's been saying he's off to the dojo to see sense,
and she's gone and checked it out and it was
actually a pussy palace and that he's a sex addicts addict.
(21:55):
The song goes on and gets very explicit about what
she found in the dojo slash pussy Palace and it
was a lot. So it's a great FeH and the timing.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And it got us thinking. But there's so many kind
of revenge songs out there if you actually have a
think about it about X.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swifts made a career out of it. She's
a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think hers are a little bit more subtle, Like
I don't remember. I mean the Swifties will probably correct
me here, but I don't remember there being any.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Like you were small.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Direct a few songs. You remember Eminem and Mariah Kerry?
Do you remember when they broke up? Yes, and he
actually wrote a few songs and what you Mariah fly
through twice? I sounded just like Eminem Ben didn't I?
And then she kind of her comeback was she played
that song why are you so obsessed with Me?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You know you're going to get a spray from Eminem.
But when Mariah came back with the song obsessed, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's such a good one.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Why when lion that just said it's glad at you
when you couldn't last man couldn't Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
She just she goes on the last man on Earth
and you still couldn't get this.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I was gonna play like ten seconds and she had more.
Who could forget see lo Green as well was a
great well we say a few songs. It was just
literally I'll forget you on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
The radio version.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Another song that was a massive radio hit that we
had to censor, unfortunately, but they didn't even bother with
forget because it was a bit obvious, remember Aimon or amen?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Amen?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
It was. The song was just called if you remember
this one, you'll know when you hear it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I said, you told me she's now presents Mane is
the prom.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
And then there was another the girl he's singing about
then released a reply to it, same tune. I was
called f you right back, so she was like, f
you right back in.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Hers and they sound quite toxic.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, probably not a good coup. The ultimate for me
was a whole album. Do you remember Jagged Little Pill?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No? I don't. You didn't remember Jagged.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Little You never owned the CD Jagged Little Pill by
Alanis Morrissette.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh my gosh, No, everyone.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Had that album. It was huge. You ought to know
is one of the great FU breakups.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It to me and I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
She's a bit nice. She's Canadian so they're nicer, so
she didn't go as hard, but good lyrics for a lanist.
Remember the line, you know, is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Because in America they call cinemas, theaters or as in Australia.
It's sounded funny because your picture like going to an
evening at the theater and like it's like, no, I wouldn't. No,
I don't want a woman who would do that. In
row a opera fanom of the.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Opera, this is Chris Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Can't get out of here today without going inside that
secret society that mothers all over Australia go to for
advice and companionship.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
No just advice, no companionship for some what would.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You call it?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
The sisterhood?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The sisterhood? Anyway? What's going on in the Facebook mum's
group this week?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
What are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So? A mum has written in saying so, I had
one of those parenting moments that totally caught me off guard.
My ten year old, my almost ten year old, came
home from a sleepover laughing about something funny they did.
He and his mates thought it'd be hilarious to put
peanut butter on their nipples and get the family dog
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to lick it off. He told me, in that carefree,
innocent way kids do. But I honestly didn't know how
to respond in the moment. I know it wasn't explicit
or sinister, but what the hell do you tell a
young boy in a situation like that?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Big issue?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yes, so he's nine, so it's it is. It is
an innocent thing.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
But well, listen, I'm glad it was the nipples.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You're doing it wrong? Yeah, I mean I haven't. I
don't have a but just to be clear, thank god. Yes,
so dogs love peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well obviously, yes, so yeah. Oh look, I've heard all
these urban myths around, you know, growing up about just
staff putting things certain places and getting dogs to lick
it off.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It's like, you say, peanut butter because no one wants
to open a can of Powell and himself, do they?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, and I think dogs like peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Sure, okay, but they're not. They don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They don't know what they're doing, and to be honest,
it probably would tickle so like a little like a dog,
I don't know, a labrador or something licking off peanut butter,
it would tickle.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Well probably it probably felt nice, But they don't know
why because they're nine and they just went, oh, this
is a bit of fun with the.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's innocent, but I would probably say to this mom,
you need to have a chat around like not. Dogs
they come up and they give you kisses, usually on
your face or on your hand or something. But you
don't really want a dog licking you elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, maybe you pat the dog. Other than that, leave
the dog alone, yeah, exactly, it's probably good advice. Leave
the dog alone. Yeah, sure, all right, so the three
of them were doing it, though. Tell you what, with
some advice, You've got some future stars of rugby league
right there, those boys when they grow up. There are
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NRL players for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Big issue.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Okay, that is the big issue. And that's our show
for this week. Were to get out of here back
to Oh no, not this week, but back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah yeah, okay tomorrow Sunday morning.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, I'm going to think of more stuff to
talk about. Okay, then eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
See this is Cris Page and Amy to ride
I Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go, let's go. Good morning that remains
to be seen. Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. Girard, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hegi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm good. It's a breast check day. That's not why
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, have you checked your breath? You know? Men have
to check their.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Breath, you know what we sounds like a joke, But
men get breast cancer as well, not as common, but
no I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Not as common. But my girlfriend's dad actually got diagnosed
with breast cancer. But first of every month is your
friendly reminder over here from us at kiss to feel around,
touch your girls, have a shower, lift up your arm pits,
have a good old fondle, get your partner to do it,
make it far.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And what are you looking for? Just anything? I mean,
obviously a lump, but anything that changes right, anything.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That looks abnormal, and obviously even if there's like discoloration
like redness that's spreading, obviously lumps, pain around the nipple
area as well. I think, I think if if there
is anything going on, anything sinister, It kind of will
be somewhat prevalent around the breast area, but also in
(01:34):
your armpits as well. So you just got to have
a good feel fondle. And you know we remind you monthly,
but if you can do it more often than that,
even better.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
All right, check out the details on the kiss socials.
I've got nothing on it because I just whatever comes
out of my mouth just sounds creepy.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, but you go home and check your little man
boobies today, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I will. I'm down to an a cup darting.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ryan's still a sea good ye? Yes, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Crisp Page and Amyride.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hope you survived Halloween last night? Your house isn't covered
in egg and toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Have you brought in some of your kids? I know,
oh you're rookie. Of course I brought it enough for
both of us, don't you worry?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Thank you very much. Did you get dressed up last night?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I did not, but my kids did. My youngest went
as what's that terrifying clown? It?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Rolf Harris?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, who's that clown?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Penny Wise?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Penny Wise? Kobe went as Penny wise, my middle child
went as not Darth Vader, the Grim Reaper, and then
my daughter went as a terrifying cheerleader. So she kind
of got like the skanky outfit, but then we made
her terrifying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh okay, So when I heard terrifying cheerleader, like the
I'm pregnant and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell your wife.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, no, no, no, no no no, that is terrifying. No, she's
only nine. And there are lots of fake blood, pale skin,
torn dresses, you know, the jill gotcha, lots of lollies
that we only we had to refer to it as
candy last night because we're all cay adopts some sort
of like am can disguise whilst celebrating Halloween, but.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Get into the horror movies at your house because you know,
I know a couple.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, I'm an absolute cat. I don't like horror movies
at all. I watched that Sinner.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Movie Sinners, Sinners because Michael B. Jordan's isn't only watched.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It for the eye candy. I don't actually find that
too scary. But no, I despise horror films and I
actually get quite concerned over how much you love them. Sure,
well you don't think that that's a little bit weird.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No, they're making a big like And when you look
at the box office this year, things like the Conjuring
sequels and Weapons was huge horrors coming back at the
box office.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think I actually read somewhere the other week that
twenty two percent of consumers love horror movies. That's it,
twenty two percent, and majority of people either dislike them
or they hate them. But I also read somewhere that
majority of people who do like horror movies, they like
to watch them at home, and they like to watch
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them at night, but they prefer to watch them with
people around. Now here's the concerning part about you. You
go to the cinema at nighttime alone and you just
get like your gory little fix of murder and like decapitating.
Well the last one, we're getting decapitated.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Look, I have more time than most of my friends
because I have a sure job kiss on the weekend.
So during the week all my friends are like, I've
got to get up early for.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Work, and you just take yourself to the cinema instead.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, and also, no one else wanted to see Terrifier
three without the clown. Yes, that was good. That was gory,
even for my taste.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But the part for me is that when a woman
is getting I don't know, sliced open and scalped and
her arms being bent backwards and ripped off her body,
you've shown me the fact that you don't sit there
and feel squeamish or leave the cinema and you just go.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, I if what you just described that sort of thing. No,
you squirm, it's uncomfortable and you sort of cringe. And
but I think that's part of the I mean, they're
called horror movies. It's people who find being horrified fun
for a short time, and then afterwards you can go, oh,
it's just a movie and get back to your life.
(05:38):
But you have that adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
As long as you're not ever sitting there with a
stiffy I think that you be okay. But anything more, yeah,
I'm concerned, right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, I'll prove to you it's all good. I'll take
you to the movie.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Please don't know, I'm never going to the movies with
you ever to see a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
This is Crisp Page and Amid Channing Tatum fans.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I like that he gets he gets fat in between
all these movies because Happy and then like six weeks
before shooting starts just purges.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, he must have some sort of like strict diet
and then exercise routine. Because what's that sexy movie he
was in, Where is the Dancer?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Mike?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, well he talked about doing sexy scenes in movies,
in particular love scenes with a coast. And you reveal
something I didn't know about Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know, you have to walk onto set and you
have to be like, hello everyone, my name's Chan. I
know we've only had really one more day or one day,
you know, to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So you're gonna sit today, We're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
To know each other very well. This is my my
name's Chan.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'll get to know your names later.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And like Sandy having to have like a whole monologue
like and that was the weirder thing more than her
having to pick leeches off my butt.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Okay, so Sandy is Sandra Bullocky in new movie. And yeah,
there's a scene where he's nude and they're in the
jungle and he's playing a big dumb guy, which is
obviously going to be a huge stretch for him, and
she has to pick leeches off his naked body.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why do they do it straight away? So the whole
concept is that they they do all the nude scenes,
the sex scenes, any intimate scenes.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Day one. They get them over and done with, like
pulling off a band aid.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I wonder if it's because they hope. Well, I think
the whole thing with you know co stars in movies.
You know, people come out and they leave marriages and
they end up with their co star. I wonder if
it's because chemistry could potentially build.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
And wouldn't that make the scene better though.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well you'd think so, but potentially chemistry could potentially be worse,
and they might end up like really having a bit
of a personality class.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When they come out of a movie and they act
like those two actors will never work together again each other.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Like look at Blake Lively and that dude.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, Like if they had to do a love scene
at the very end of shoot, correct.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It would be almost impossible you'd be able to pick
up on the lack of chemistry.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Although Blake only seemed to decide she had an issue
well after the movie you're.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Picking sides, are you? I could never be with an actor?
Could you be with an actress and there and watch
her having an intimate relationship on screen knowing that obviously
it's part of her job.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Could I watch Margot Robbie tend to sleep with Leonardo
DiCaprio if she came home and then slept with me
for real?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Margo Robbie is not your wife.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
But you just asked me if I could be with
an actress.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ye, Margot Robbie is so far out of your legue.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
But it's a hypothetical question.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Maybe, well it is, but let's be a bit more.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Realistic here, Roseanne Barr.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Great, that's where that's that's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Sorry, if Tom Arnold's listening, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Have you seen the movie? Have you seen the show Power?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, So there's this Yeah, there's this series and the
main character in it is called Ghost, and he's this
very attractive black man. He I went deep into a
stalk on him because I was like, I'm having an
affair with him in my bed at night time, in
my dreams. Anyway, in these in these episodes, he is
(09:29):
with this lady called Angela, and the sex scenes are
so intense and full on that I have no idea
how his wife watches them. And so both of the
actors and actresses, they're both married, I've both got respective partners.
But there's the scenes in there, like I won't go
(09:49):
into too much.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I know, but it looks like you're looking at that going,
how are they not really doing it in that scene?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And what's that? They've always got those people in the
room coordinator, they've got intimacy coordinators, and there's cameras around
and there's a film crew, but ultimately you are still
you know, bodies are meshed up against each other, you're
still kissing because you can't fake that. And I don't
know what do they put on the man's dingling.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I think they have like a sock thing that they are,
like a Hollywood sock or little patch cup a cup. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, I still just couldn't. I personally couldn't ever be
with an actor.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I mean, they say it's not because you've got fifty
people standing around in lights and people, so it's not that. Yeah, true,
some people are I'd want I'd want more of a
cup than a sock. I think I'd want like a
hard cup, because then if I was enjoying the scene,
like if I had to shoot a love scene with
Margot Robbie, how am I going to remain totally My
(10:49):
brain might remain professional, but all your fell of his
own I might need to be tucked.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So there's a cup, the really restricted cup. Keep you
at bay.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Anyway, male actors. Technology is different now because you see
special effects when your wife goes, my god, was that
scene with Bubba you go ai baby? You've seen Avatar,
you know what they can do. It was all fake.
This is true, never met her.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
This is Crispage and Amy to ride.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So does your school call you every time that your
kid has like a tiny little incident.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Not a tiny incident, and every time implies it's sort
of very frequent. No, when Oscar you know, swears, swears
at you six kids and stuff, which I'm kind of
proud of, they call no.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Was I don't know what the policy is at my
kids school, but every single time Kobe gets hit with
a tennis ball in the head or anything like that,
I get a phone call from the school. Oh really,
So I get a lot of phone calls from my
kid's school. But one particular one came last week wasn't
from you know, the teachers, It was from the vice principal. Oh,
(11:55):
And I was like, oh shit. She had a very
stern voice on and she said, I just want to
alert you to something that's been going on with your
middle child, Bobby. You know, unfortunately he's been caught in
the toilet cubicle or in the toilet with some of
his mates.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So the boys' toilets, boy's toilets.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
And I was waiting for her to be like, when
he was pissing on the walls or something, vaping ye No. Seven.
And she goes and he's been scrunching up and been
scrunching up toilet paper and wetting it and throwing it
up onto the roof. And I was like, oh oh,
(12:34):
but I was reading in between the lines like her tone.
She was not impressed, but.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You had to probably a not laugh but be not
sound totally relieved. Why is that all?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well? I was kind of like, how nostalgic is that?
Like that is giving eighties nineties kids. I don't know
a single kid in my year when I was in
primary school who didn't scrunch up paper and wet it
and throw it onto the roof.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh, you walk into any children's toilet, if you look
up at the ceiling, there will be dried, splattered toilet
paper all over it, because that is an absolute right
of passage when you're a kid.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's a right of passage, especially in primary school. He
wasn't hurting anyone. Yes, he was a well you know,
she was upset because he was damaging school property.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
No he wasn't, though, Well, cleaner comes in and with
a mop and wipes it off the roof, and the
problems over. He was not damaging.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Anything, I know, But she wanted me to give her
permission for there to be a consequence. So look, I
think he missed out on a couple of games of
handball at lunchtime, and did some community school service around
the yard and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You should have said, what about Bobby stands up against
a wall and you throw wet toilet paper at him.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
She would not have been down with that. But I
just thought, wow, she was very very serious about it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I thought they were clogging up the toilets. When you
said the boys were there wetting all the toilet paper,
they were clogging.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The drains, so he wasn't doing that. It was just
the scrunched up toilet paper on the roof. We obviously
spoke to him about it. Hopefully doesn't do it again.
But listen, I'm pretty sure my husband at twelve was
doing chlorine bombs in the toilets. I runched up toilet paper,
that's that's g rated. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah, that's nothing. But it's the vice
principal's job.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know, I know, I know. She did have to
come come down firmly on him.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Still, Bobby, you're a young man. There's a long way
to go with cranks. I mean, he hasn't even graduated
to the glad wrap under the toilet seat for April fools.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't do, not give any of the kids any ideas.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I did that, but because my dad was meant to
come into the toilet and like piece on it and
go on, what the hell and get a prank, But no,
my mum walked in and sat, yeah, went and then
it wasn't really a pool. Yeah, so and then it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It would be funny if he was down and dropped
a number two.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
It would be funny if I found out that way
that my dad sat down to urine and that I
wasn't the product of a real man. Yep, what's the
best school prank you've ever heard? Like the muck up
day ones have you. It might be an urban myth,
but apparently at my high school years and years ago,
someone found a cow. I mean obviously they sorry, they
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sourced a cow. They didn't randomly find it someone at
a farm. And they brought a cow in and walked
it up to the third floor of the science lab
block and left it there. Now, it doesn't sound like
a big deal, but the way cows knees are structured,
they can't walk downstairs. Really, yeah, they can walk upstairs,
(15:42):
but a cow cannot walk. And kids, I hope you're listening, Bobby,
remember this. Cows cannot walk downstairs. So if you lead
a cow upstairs into your school building, the school would
have to do what biscocol didn't get a crane in
with like that professional people where they put the thing
under the terrified cow getting craned out of the science block.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Because is that an urban myth? Or do you know
was that you did? You bring?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It wasn't me, but cows can't walk downstairs.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, there you go. If you have a cow, that is,
I mean, that's a pretty good prank.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Poor cow cow tipping as well.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Did people do that about that? Well, it's impossible to
tip a cow, honestly, it's so hard.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You got to really put the shoulder into it. It's
and the RSPCA are on the line. Okay, this is
Cris Page and Lily Allen. When I was leaving for work,
my wife grabbing and goes, please tell me you're talking
about Lily Allen today and said why yes, and she
has okay, have you got five minutes and ran me
through it, So you're across this. She was in a
(16:46):
relationship with David Harbor, the start of the Star of
Stranger Things and a bunch of movies. She's busted him
sleeping around.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I actually don't know that what actually happened, but I
know that they are going through quite a messy divorce, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They I believe there was some element of their relationship
that was a bit open, but he's broken the rules.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And wasn't it he was a younger woman. And then
she messaged Lily Allen to be like it was just sex.
There was no emotional feelings or something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, my wife says, and this is the source on
everything for this show, that Lily Allen set up a
fake account as a woman on this celebrity dating app
where they'd met and looked for other women and then
found out and then found out if any match to
her husband and went through them all and she actually
(17:38):
the girl you're actually talking about. Lily Allen tracked her
down with a fake account.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
This is what Georgie's told you, your wife.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, okay, so so take that to the bank.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Anyway, Her song Pussy Pallace has come out. I was
just getting ready last weekend and it was playing and
I was like, oh, it's got like quite a catchy
tune to it, but as you listen to the lyrics
of it, it it goes into quite a lot of detail.
And it's all about a man who has obviously been
caught cheating. And I'll let a song to the talking.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, exactly, don't wry about my wife. No, okay, So
pussy Palace is the name of the song. So am
(18:37):
I looking at a sex addict? Times three? And then
a no go no.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
She was like, I didn't realize this was a pussy palace.
I thought it was a dojo.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, So he said he's going to karate lessons and I.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Think, so, is that what a dojo?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The sense yes, students.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, And she's unlocked the door, and she says, as
the key went in, I knew something. Nothing would ever
be the same, And you didn't play the best part
of that song. She goes on to talk about all
the sex toys and trojans, which I think are apparently
condoms that are everywhere, plugs of all kinds, and there's
just the law six plugs and sinks yep. And obviously
(19:23):
she's walked into some kinky dugeon.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And the poor, the poor Lily has thought that he's
been just I don't know, off the karate lessons and
he's just been doing a different kind of sword around.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I wonder if he plays the footbight like puts on
the white robe and like and a black belt. I'm
up to a black belt, hey babe, I'm off to
the dojo. Got to see sense get it going to
a black tip belt this week.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, I think it's a good move by her, because
hasn't stranger things. The final series has just launched.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, So he was getting ready to do his big
victory lap because the final season of Stranger Things is
only a few weeks away, so he was just about
to start the press junkets for that, going around doing
all the meat idiot interviews. So he probably would have
been on Kyle and Jackie Oh and you know, talking
about Stranger Things, Yeah, and all the US talk shows
(20:18):
and everything's well, they've had to well, he's well, now
you've got to cancel it, right, what are they going
to ask?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They're going to ask about the song? Yes, the whole
album apparently is about pretty much him.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Right exactly. And you'd be with an interview like that,
you'd be polite to the actor and I know you're
here to talk about Stranger Things, and we'll get to that.
But it would be a little weird if we didn't
even bring this up.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Address the elephant in the room. Yeah, so you're a
sex addict.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, And then the publicist comes on and hangs up.
The line is how it usually works.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well done, Lily Allens.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
This is Chris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
We were just talking about Lily Allen's new album, which
the world is talking about. Well done, Lily, because it's
about her ex, David Harbor and how she caught him cheating.
Released the album just in time for his big moment,
the release of the final season of Stranger Things on Netflix,
and she's rained on that parade.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh my gosh, is that him?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh yuck.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah, he played hell Boy as well. You can see why. Okay, sure,
and look at maybe that's a bad photo. I believe
some women.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, okay. Oh wow, he's got a big beard in
this one. He looks like quite a Viking. Yeah, kind
of attractive there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
The track from the album that's getting the most attention
is called Pussy Palace and it's about busting it. So
he's been saying he's off to the dojo to see sense,
and she's gone and checked it out and it was
actually a pussy palace and that he's a sex addicts addict.
(21:55):
The song goes on and gets very explicit about what
she found in the dojo slash pussy Palace and it
was a lot. So it's a great FeH and the timing.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And it got us thinking. But there's so many kind
of revenge songs out there if you actually have a
think about it about X.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swifts made a career out of it. She's
a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think hers are a little bit more subtle, Like
I don't remember. I mean the Swifties will probably correct
me here, but I don't remember there being any.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Like you were small.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Direct a few songs. You remember Eminem and Mariah Kerry?
Do you remember when they broke up? Yes, and he
actually wrote a few songs and what you Mariah fly
through twice? I sounded just like Eminem Ben didn't I?
And then she kind of her comeback was she played
that song why are you so obsessed with Me?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You know you're going to get a spray from Eminem.
But when Mariah came back with the song obsessed, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's such a good one.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Why when lion that just said it's glad at you
when you couldn't last man couldn't Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
She just she goes on the last man on Earth
and you still couldn't get this.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I was gonna play like ten seconds and she had more.
Who could forget see lo Green as well was a
great well we say a few songs. It was just
literally I'll forget you on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
The radio version.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Another song that was a massive radio hit that we
had to censor, unfortunately, but they didn't even bother with
forget because it was a bit obvious, remember Aimon or amen?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Amen?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
It was. The song was just called if you remember
this one, you'll know when you hear it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I said, you told me she's now presents Mane is
the prom.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
And then there was another the girl he's singing about
then released a reply to it, same tune. I was
called f you right back, so she was like, f
you right back in.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Hers and they sound quite toxic.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, probably not a good coup. The ultimate for me
was a whole album. Do you remember Jagged Little Pill?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No? I don't. You didn't remember Jagged.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Little You never owned the CD Jagged Little Pill by
Alanis Morrissette.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh my gosh, No, everyone.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Had that album. It was huge. You ought to know
is one of the great FU breakups.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It to me and I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
She's a bit nice. She's Canadian so they're nicer, so
she didn't go as hard, but good lyrics for a lanist.
Remember the line, you know, is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Because in America they call cinemas, theaters or as in Australia.
It's sounded funny because your picture like going to an
evening at the theater and like it's like, no, I wouldn't. No,
I don't want a woman who would do that. In
row a opera fanom of the.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Opera, this is Chris Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Can't get out of here today without going inside that
secret society that mothers all over Australia go to for
advice and companionship.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
No just advice, no companionship for some what would.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You call it?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
The sisterhood?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The sisterhood? Anyway? What's going on in the Facebook mum's
group this week?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
What are you okay?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So? A mum has written in saying so, I had
one of those parenting moments that totally caught me off guard.
My ten year old, my almost ten year old, came
home from a sleepover laughing about something funny they did.
He and his mates thought it'd be hilarious to put
peanut butter on their nipples and get the family dog
(26:39):
to lick it off. He told me, in that carefree,
innocent way kids do. But I honestly didn't know how
to respond in the moment. I know it wasn't explicit
or sinister, but what the hell do you tell a
young boy in a situation like that?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Big issue?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yes, so he's nine, so it's it is. It is
an innocent thing.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
But well, listen, I'm glad it was the nipples.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You're doing it wrong? Yeah, I mean I haven't. I
don't have a but just to be clear, thank god. Yes,
so dogs love peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well obviously, yes, so yeah. Oh look, I've heard all
these urban myths around, you know, growing up about just
staff putting things certain places and getting dogs to lick
it off.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It's like, you say, peanut butter because no one wants
to open a can of Powell and himself, do they?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, and I think dogs like peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Sure, okay, but they're not. They don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They don't know what they're doing, and to be honest,
it probably would tickle so like a little like a dog,
I don't know, a labrador or something licking off peanut butter,
it would tickle.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Well probably it probably felt nice, But they don't know
why because they're nine and they just went, oh, this
is a bit of fun with the.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's innocent, but I would probably say to this mom,
you need to have a chat around like not. Dogs
they come up and they give you kisses, usually on
your face or on your hand or something. But you
don't really want a dog licking you elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, maybe you pat the dog. Other than that, leave
the dog alone, yeah, exactly, it's probably good advice. Leave
the dog alone. Yeah, sure, all right, so the three
of them were doing it, though. Tell you what, with
some advice, You've got some future stars of rugby league
right there, those boys when they grow up. There are
(28:31):
NRL players for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Big issue.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Okay, that is the big issue. And that's our show
for this week. Were to get out of here back
to Oh no, not this week, but back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah yeah, okay tomorrow Sunday morning.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, I'm going to think of more stuff to
talk about. Okay, then eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
See this is Cris Page and Amy to ride
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