July 26, 2025 • 27 mins
Gen Z Can’t Party Like We Like! Ode to 30 & 40 Year Olds
Amy Cracks It At Kids – Final Straw – What Was It?
Chris’s TV was STOLEN?
Kids & Fart Jokes – Are They Still Funny?
Hen’s Party – Don’t Make This Mistake!
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'll talk. Let's good morning that remains to
be seen. Chris Paige and Amy Well, good morning everyone,
and Hallow Amy, how are you? I'm good, Happy Sunday Sunday.
I've got a confession to make though. Last night, the
(00:44):
boys and my wife were watching and enjoying the Taylor
Swift Eras concert on Disney on Disney and I was
sort of in and out of the room and watch it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean, it's impressive. I actually saw it live.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
She puts on a hell of a shot. Give it that.
So we put the boys to bed and the TV
was still on, and when I'd finished doing tucking and
sleep time, I came back downstairs and just sort of
kept watching on my wild Saturday night. And she's goods.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I am not even a Taylor Swift fan or sorry
I should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, you're not a hardcore Swift.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm not a hardcore Swifty. And I went to her concert.
Ryan had tickets through work, and I was absolutely blown away.
Her talent is incredible, the way she can perform seeing
command everyone's attention, hold everybody's.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Game makes that stadium feel intimate. And I got that
through the TV. Yeah, and I know everyone listening right
now is going Taylor Swift's good. Is she duh? Are
you really figuring it out? Yes, we just had the
eight o'clock news. This is more breaking news. Taylor Swift's
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He's amazing. Ye. No, you know what, even my husband
he is. I'm gonna go as far to say he's
a swifty. Yeah, he has his own little Taylor Swift playlist.
He loves the song called the One. Honestly, every time
I get in his car, it's the number one song
that's playing. I'd go as far to say he's a
bit of a fan.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now, well, I'm not a Swifty yet, because I must
admit there are a lot of songs in the concert
I didn't know, So I did google Taylor swift set
list with time stamps so that I could fast for
too all the songs I like. And I will say
I'm a red eras to a man. There's a part
of the concert where she goes from we are never
getting back together straight into I knew you were trouble
(02:34):
when you walked in, and just those two Bangers back
to back. I might have watched those two twice.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, you sound like more of a Swifty than you think.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I sound like an excited little girl, and I'm comfortable
with it. I don't care anyway. Young woman called Taylor Swift.
If you haven't heard of it, check her out. She's
going places. You heard it here first.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now. I saw a video throughout the week from a woman.
She looks roughly about my age, probably thirty eight thirty nine.
She's just sticking it to gen Z and I not
relate to anything more.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I would love to take a gen Z in their
prime right now today, hot twenty one. I want to
take you to a club in twenty ten, and you
would literally probably die. Let's start with the pregame. You
guys don't even know what a pregame is. You're getting ready,
probably nine ten o'clock. You start playing music.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Little John's going all through the house. People are running.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Around, You're taking shots. You're doing shots a vodka that
you can't pronounce, that came from a gas station in
a plastic bottle. What are you wearing not sneakers?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You wouldn't be caught.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Dead in a pair of tennises.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At the club.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, baby, you have your six inch ten dollars Charlotte
Rousse heels that are going to destroy your feet. You're
gonna be bleeding, you're gonna have blisters, but you're gonna
wear them the whole.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Night because they make your legs look good.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Now, let's get to the club. You get inside, no
one has cell phones. There's nowhere to sit. Even if
there is a VIP section, no one's in it because
we went to the club to dance. I understand you
guys grew up with like social distancing and like staying
away from people.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But not at the club.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
If you're not mashing against a stranger in the dark
for four street hours, you didn't even go to the clubs,
and then maybe maybe you don't that regardless all the
figure out later, the only time you stop is to
go pee or to go do another shot at the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean, it is so so good. That is literally
my entire end of teenage. I mean, I had a
fake ID from sixteen and through to twenty.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
She paints quite a picture. But that's so true.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Like beauty was paining to us, Like I would go
out in the floody, coldest of nights in the middle
of winter in a tiny skirt in like eleven inch
heels that I could barely walk in because we looked good.
And we would go to a nightclub and we would
dance for six seven hours straight and when we left,
we would have no makeup on, our hair would be
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slicked back because we've just gone there and danced for
solid eight nine hours, and we wouldn't we couldn't even walk.
By the time we got out of there, we had
our shoes off. And then we do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And would you then kebab on the way home? Always kebab?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, I love a barefoot kebab. Or Macas drive through
always yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh you drive home? We change? Oh sorry, actually making
the taxi go through the Macas drive.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You always shout them a little cheeseburger or something.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You've got to get something for the driver.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Girls the days they go out in they look like boys.
They baggy jeans, sneakers, They don't dance, they barely drink.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Conscious the woman, she only mentioned it briefly there, but
she goes yet the cell phones. It's that they're sitting
around on their phones instead of dancing and living their lives.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And I think they're too worried about people catching them
enjoying themselves on cell phones.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh you know what, I hadn't thought about that. It's
not just sitting at the me It's like someone if
you look like an idiot dancing in a skirt that
shows what you had for breakfast, someone will take a
photo of it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Everything is on, everything is there to be captured from
every angle, and I think that's why people are.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Just Now I feel sorry for them. Now you've told
me that angle. Now I feel sorry for the generation
rather than just like I wouldn't mock them as much.
It's like like us, No, they won't never.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I would never want to be in their generation. We
really lived, I really had a good time. God there
was no mobile phones. That's all I've got to say. Okay,
I've absolutely snapped at my daughter during the week, and
I want to know if you feel like it is justified.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Now, this is Charlie, who is nice.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
She's nine years old. She's just been pushing the boundaries
a little bit, as all nine year old girls do.
I haven't actually seen her eyes in the last month
because they've been rolled back at the back of her head.
For a while now, but she wants to stay up later,
and I really crave my own time at the end
of the night.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh my god, it's the best. It's the only thing
I look forward to all.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That the only thing I look forward to. And I
when I am awake and my kids are awake. You know,
I'm a devoted mum when I can be. And so
I get the boys to bed at seven point thirty.
Sometimes it takes longer. Charlie's adamant that she shouldn't go
to bed so early, so she stays up. I've told
her at bedtimes eight thirty. She wants to push it,
push it, push it. Half the time, I just give
up and I went downstairs. During the week, I was exhausted.
(07:26):
All my batteries had been drained, and.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You start drinking.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So I didn't want to drink this night. I actually
was so tired. I should have just gone to bed,
but no, because I craved that just an hour to myself.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You end up sacrificing sleep, sleep, so that you can
have that time. And I reckon it's just as valuable
as sleep, right, I would give up an hour an
hour sleep if I can sit there and yeah, watch
a movie and well.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I've gone downstairs, I've pulled out my ice cream, I've
sat down on the couch, and within zero point five
of a second she's next to me, going can I
have a bite? And I now my response to this
was absolutely not warranted, and I said, no, you get
to have a bite, leave me, and to which she's gone, WHOA,
(08:13):
take a chill pill, mum. And I like, I'm reflecting now,
and I know why I was so heightened in that state, because.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Every parent a nine year old wouldn't. But I just.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Wanted to sit on my lounge at nine o'clock at
night when I'm already tired and eat my ice cream
on my own. And I didn't want to share, and
I didn't want to have her like when she sits,
she sits right next to me, like on.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Top of the oh, you have no personal space and
it's yours and it's not their crappy ice blocks, it's
your specialized cream. Can I have one one thing to
myself that I don't have to share?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And she just looked at me like I was having
some kind of midlife crisis. Fair enough, because in her
little head that doesn't have a lot going on as
aside from you know what she's wearing a school the
next day and stuff. My reaction was quite volatile. Have
you been there?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Tell me I'm not alowing big time. One trick I
can tell you is ice cream. Of course, the kids
are always going to want chili like kids can't do spice.
So have I buy chili chips, the kettle chips that
are really spicy. If I do order a pizza, which
is very rare that it's not bloody plain cheese from
(09:30):
Dominoes for the kids. If I do get nice pizza,
yeat lots of spicy pepperoni and chili so they won't
eat it. Yeah, chili keeps them away.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, I know, but when you rub it in their eyes. Yeah,
I'm an ice cream gal. So that kind of anyway,
that was my parenting woe for the week. I feel
like most parents can probably relate to. That wasn't my
finest hour. That's all right, but we've all been there, right,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
The other one you can do is just alcohol, because
so she can go, Mum, can I have some of
your Vodkas?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You can't. There you go. That's my excuse for why
I should drink most nights, and forget.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
The ice cream cracker wine. Why not? Chris Gerard Gerard,
I've been very excited about my new.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Television, compensating for something smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh it's huge. Well you said that, and I said
it's eighty five inch, and you said, well, that's probably
why my husband Ryan got the one hundred inch. Then
just to one up. Ryan, he's always just a little
bit bigger and better than me.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I will confirm the one hundred inch is far too big.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it's silly, even the eighty five.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm going we don't actually even sit in that room
because the TV is so big. So well done, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's also in the coldest room in the house as well,
so it's like the middle of winter. No one wants
to sit there for it. Anyway, that's it. So it
got delivered installed, all good. I've taken the old TV
that was in that room. Plan was always to take
it upstairs to the master bedroom for Georgie to watch
at night. As I mentioned, the downstairs were very cold.
(11:04):
Georgie needs her lecky blankie and her hot chocolate and
everything Upstairsry lecky blanky electric blanket.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, never say that again.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's what she calls it. I'm mocking her. I'm not
calling it a lecky blanky oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She sits up there at night watching Bloody Gray's anatomy
from Nice and Start. It arrived five days ago. The
new TV. I was walking around the house yesterday going
did you take the old TV? Upstairs? It's pretty heavy?
Did you carry She goes no, I said where is it?
And I was walking around going it's it's a big
like it was like a fifty five sixty five inch
(11:41):
walking around the house going, am I insane? Why can't
I see this TV? Check the bedroom? She She'd assumed
that I'd moved it somewhere, and I assumed she'd moved it,
and we've been busy. I didn't really notice. I had
to ring the company that had delivered and go, this
is a weird question. Did you take my old TV?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Do you click on? There's often, you know, like rubbish removal.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, well it's not rubbish. It was a perfectly good TV.
It's not like an old mattress or an old fridge.
I get that because you've only got room for one
mattress or one fridge, and they taking the old one
Away's part of the service. This the reason we got
the new TV was to put the old TV upstairs.
Found out they contacted the delivery guys. It was a
whole thing. They took the old TV away. Well it's
(12:28):
I sort of said that to the company, going that's
sort of sill. We never discussed you taking that away.
I wanted it for upstairs and they the woman said oh,
They said it was all disconnected and ready to go.
I said, yeah, I disconnected it and it was ready
to go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You didn't see them taking it? Where were you when
they were installing it?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I was not in the room the whole time while
they were doing the installation. And then I didn't notice
that they'd moved the old TV away.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So the company that I've been talking to it like, oh, well,
it was five days ago. I'm like, so, where's the
Where did the TV go? Is it at the tip?
And they're like, no, it's been recycled. And I said what,
it's sitting in someone else's house and they're like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Recycled, Like I've been recycled.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
No, it's in the tip. They call it recycle.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Are they going to replace it?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
That's what I am like in the process of trying
to speak to managers and going, I want to speak
to your boss.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I want to spect the manager, I want.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
To speak to the manager. I'm like a male Karen,
except I think I'm perfectly within.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Absolutely in your rights. I would be expecting them to
compensate you with a new TV.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's the thing. And I'm not running a scam here.
I was happy with the old TV, but it's like, guys,
you've thrown it away. You've got to give me a
new one.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Especially if it was a perfectly good TV and you
were just basically upsizing and that TV was going up
into Georgie's room.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's exactly what was happening.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Obviously, it was an innocent mistake, so.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It was a misunderstanding. They didn't mean to steal USh.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, but at the end of the day, it's still
the customer is always right, and in this case, you
are absolutely right. They should be sending you a TV.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yes, and it was while it was an honest mistake.
If the company I won't name the company, but yeah,
they sell appliances online. And if they tell me to
go take a hike, can I call the cops and
say I've been robbed. I mean I sort of have.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I mean I don't know what the cops could do
about it, though.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Two men came into my house and took my perfectly
good TV away.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't think you're going to get to that outcome.
I don't think it will get to that outcome. You
might need to be a little bit firm and kind
of just take no excuses. At the end of the day,
you've purchased a product. The delivery people that they've hired
to you know, ensure that this was all a smooth transaction.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It was their mistake.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was their mistake. But at the end of the day,
you are still waiting on your TV back. If you
can't get the old one back, then I demand a
new one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, yeah, the old ones crushed up one you'll get
you reckon.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Otherwise we'll just we'll out.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That would be some of my firm chat with them, going, well,
I don't know if you've heard of Kiss FM, and
I'm kind of a big deal with Amy Gerard on
the weekends, and we will tea. If you don't give
me a new team, you still don't get one, I'll say,
I know, Kyle that has some clout, but they say
they assumed you wanted us to take it. That is
(15:21):
a wild assumption. Anyway, I'll keep you posted.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, please do it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Fascinating story.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well know what I actually am. I'm intrigued to see
what the outcome is.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good, You're invested. Chris, a woman in the States, had
a conversation with her children Amy, and she thought, well,
hand a second, I'd better get my phone out and
do this on TikTok. Why just talk to my.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Generation of today.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Anyway, this has disturbed a lot of people what she
found out about this generation of young people and what
they don't find funny.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What do they do if you farting? So if you far,
nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Nobody nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Why aren't far it's funny anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Because it's it's just like one it's like laughing at hiccups.
Basically laughing at hiccups. What about it if it stinks?
If it sticks and people are.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Like, oh, you smelled the classroom a stinker, nobody laughs.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I think humanity's done when you have this generation of
people going it's like a hiccup. No it's not. Well,
it's out of your ass. It heaps better than a hiccup.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Now that I think about it, my kids also don't laugh,
and my husband has fluctulent issues.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
My daughter is absolutely repulsed by day.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So nine year old Charlie not into it. What about
the younger boys, surely.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I don't look. Ryan does them so frequently that
they're just like a part of his personality, so no
one finds them. It really is. But now that I
think about it, nah, it's never. They don't get laughed at.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, my wife showed me this TikTok video and said,
do you reckon our boys? Would? I don't know. I
didn't know, so last night.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So you did a little social experiment.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I got the recorded you want it because I thought,
I don't want to raise two kids that don't think
farts are funny, because fart's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Ryan's aren't living with a guy who never stops fighting.
It loses its touch.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
You know, you're too close to it. Yeah. Sure, So
it was bedtime last night. I took the phone. So
this is the boys. Bedroom's pitch black. They're they're half asleep.
So Georgia was thrilled at me trying to see if
they would laugh. So I want to find out if
my kids found farts funny. I wanted to Oscar the
younger one first, he's five, I love you, love you?
(17:44):
Oh that Fun't this is a real one. That's a
little one. No, do you want hear a real one?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Will?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah? Did you know it's funny? Though?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Run?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Okay? Good night.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You all right?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
One one from one so far?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Well, well he wasn't exactly rolling around on the flooring.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
He definitely wasn't.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
He was almost asleep, all right. So next door into
Henry the seven year old room to see I love
you so much, Jenny? What excuse me?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Good night?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
My special boy? Sweet dreams? Excuse me or something? Is
that funny?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Is it fake?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
But do you want to hear a real one? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Ha?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Was the real one?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Funny?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Chinle?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You spitting on me?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Because I went, what has dad been drinking again?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Dad's relapsed again and he's.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
In our room blowing raspberries over us sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Geez. That's maybe that's why they don't find them funny. Yeah,
because alcoholic dads first into your room and do it
all right? Fair?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Cool? Well, I'm going to try and record my kids
and see if they find Ryan's funny. I mean, it
won't be hard for him. Can you just drop some gas?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What come? Can you record you doing? You dropping a couple?
I mean, I know you don't. Girls don't fart, but
come on, you've got to do it, because then it'll
be like a novelty thing.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I know this might sound bizarre, but I actually don't
fart a lot. The only time I fart a lot
is if I go to the movies and eat movie popcorn.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Really yeah, pints or events event events, cinemas.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Actually it's just popcorn in general.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I think it's something about the fiber. I get real gassy,
no smell, just like trapped and almost sure I can video.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So what do yours sound like? Because they were all
fake in the videos obviously, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I'll try and video one for you, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Next week on the show, we'll hear Amy Gerard's flatulence
and whether or not her kids find it funny. There
the ratings are going to be through the roof, Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now listen, I think that Hen's parties are sending Australian
women broke these days. I don't know if you obviously
haven't been to any lately, I never they are getting
more and more outrageous, more and more expensive. There is
this demand for weekends away or.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Are they the new destination wedding?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, I think a lot of people. Yeah, I think
a lot of people are using it as an opportunity
to get away for more than just like eight hours
during the night. But what that means is it's costing
the average Joe blow so much you'll blow sorry, Ji'll blow, Yeah,
so much more than I mean. I think about my
Hens party, and I think it was one hundred and
(21:11):
twenty dollars per head, and that got you a three
course lunch drinks included, and then a ticket to you know,
a bar, a bar with a club that was attached
and drink.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It was like it was like a lunch.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
To night thing. And one hundred and twenty dollars I
thought was a fair amount, Right, That's what I felt
comfortable paying.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's standard for a buck, so I would say, But
I mean, but Bucks parties are usually barefoot bowls and
one hundred beers, and yeah, it's just I.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Feel like I went to one of the most expensive
hens that I went to was it was a Bali
Hens and so she expected everyone to fly over to
Bali and it was five days there, and everyone also
had to chuck in money because she wanted to get
like a chef to come around and cook a meal,
and then she wanted like tables at certain day spas
(22:01):
and beach clubs whatever. I think in total, the whole
hens alone costs somewhere between one thousand to fifteen hundred dollars.
And it's just so much money to be spent.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And that's Indonesia. You know, they've got the death penalty
for drug possession.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
There was no drugs taken.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Have you just I don't know who was there.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Have you spent a lot of money on a Bucks? No,
they're all, what's your most expensive bucks on?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I don't know, like a couple of hundred bucks? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, you know the podcast Call Her Daddy, you know
Alex Cooper. I'm pretty sure it's number one in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, well, she went on a big raging rant about it.
I want to read it out because I can relate.
Have you got the beat button that there's a lot
of swear words?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
She said, if you're the bitch that is asking your
friends to go to Greece for your bachelorette. Knock it off,
knock at the off. Okay, unless you're paying for everything.
You've got, the plane, you've got, the tickets Airbnb. I
don't want to go to Greece and have to take
time off work and pay out of the ass to
go to your bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What we need to do a podcast? I want to
talk like that. Why can't do that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I think the good thing is you can say yes
or no to them. But I think when they're close
friends of yours and you're you are hard out expected
to go. It's getting really expensive. Cost of living is
ridiculous at the moment. People can't afford to go.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
With cost of living at the moment, I think you
could go back and say, I'm sorry, I can't drop
fifteen hundred bucks on a Hen's party. I can't. I
love you, You're one of my best friends, and I
do anything for you, but I don't have fifteen hundred
bucks lying around because I've got an electricity bill to pay.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well. I read a fact here that Hen's parties could
be costing Australian women more than seven hundred and twenty
seven million dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's a cumulative I hope.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
So here it is. If you are a bridesmaid and
you are planning a Hens, just lower the costs. Get
everyone to bring a six pack, do it at home
in the barbecue, get some local mail trade's, get them
to take their tops off. Well, it's most undred dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So you don't need to go and eat foy gras
and go to a bali villa. Yeah, hotel room and
a couple of cartons.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
What are the what's the cask wine?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh? Yeah, the salver pillar.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Attached to a clothesline in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
And there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's a Hens.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Wheel of goon? That's a good game. Chris Gard Okay, Girard,
it's time for an update on your favorite presidents. They're
eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We are very very close to World War three, and
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
God that's aged badly talking about World War three. It
was funny when we made it. Now it's just scary. Yeah, Okay,
A lot going on in the States. I won't waste
too much of your time. Two minutes. I'll see everything
that's happened. It's been a big week. Great Donny wants
to put Barack Obama in jail for treason, Oh my god,
because he says he made up every thing about some
rush I hope. So he wants to jail Obama. But
(25:12):
the reason he's come out with that is to distract
everyone from the big story they want to hear, which
is the Jeffrey Epstein files. You know, Jeffrey Epstein, the
dead billionaire creep that Hillary Clinton had murder Epstein Island
and the rich famous people flying there. They said, he's
head of the Justice Department, said the Epstein files are
on my desk, going to release them in a week past.
(25:34):
In another week past, and they said there are no Epstein.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Files and they've just disappeared into Then.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Isn't that terrifying though that there are There is obviously
a circle of people underground, underground with enough money and
power to stop the President of the United States from
releasing something.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, it's probably it's probably some of his mates, probably
some of his mates on there who've gone, Hey, Donnie,
Donnie can you just, oh, can you pull that? Like,
we really can't have that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Ye, I went to the island. I only got a massage.
You know how it looks if I'm on the flight
log just looks bad.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So that is scary.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But he's got more fish to fry, bigger fish, if anything,
he does. Yeah, because his other great passion is watching
television and focusing on hosts he doesn't like. Well, he
had a win during the week. Stephen Colbert, the host
of The Late Show, got sacked by his network. Trump
was very happy about it and of course got straight
on the socials. He's only the president. And this is
(26:35):
what Stephen Colbert said about it on his show.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Donald Trump posted, I absolutely love that Colbert got fired.
His talent was even less than his ratings.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How dare you, sir, would an untalented man be able
to compose the following satirical witticism got yourself?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, so he's fired?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is Trump going to get him locked up as well?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Now he does?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, that's the kind of petty crap that he does.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Throw him in jail as well. Don't wry. Donny's getting
back to work this week. He's got a lot on
this Gaza, Israel, Russia, Ukraine, the economy to deal with.
So his new focus is getting another late night host fired.
He wants Jimmy Kimmel now gone as well because he
says mean things about Trump on her as well. So
getting to taking them out one by one, take them
out one by one. It's dictator gear scary. Do we
(27:30):
want his endorsement? I don't know, I know, Well, are
you on the Epstein list? Donald Trump? And I endorsed
this segment. God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard. Chris
Page and Amy Girard
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'll talk. Let's good morning that remains to
be seen. Chris Paige and Amy Well, good morning everyone,
and Hallow Amy, how are you? I'm good, Happy Sunday Sunday.
I've got a confession to make though. Last night, the
(00:44):
boys and my wife were watching and enjoying the Taylor
Swift Eras concert on Disney on Disney and I was
sort of in and out of the room and watch it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean, it's impressive. I actually saw it live.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
She puts on a hell of a shot. Give it that.
So we put the boys to bed and the TV
was still on, and when I'd finished doing tucking and
sleep time, I came back downstairs and just sort of
kept watching on my wild Saturday night. And she's goods.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I am not even a Taylor Swift fan or sorry
I should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, you're not a hardcore Swift.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm not a hardcore Swifty. And I went to her concert.
Ryan had tickets through work, and I was absolutely blown away.
Her talent is incredible, the way she can perform seeing
command everyone's attention, hold everybody's.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Game makes that stadium feel intimate. And I got that
through the TV. Yeah, and I know everyone listening right
now is going Taylor Swift's good. Is she duh? Are
you really figuring it out? Yes, we just had the
eight o'clock news. This is more breaking news. Taylor Swift's
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He's amazing. Ye. No, you know what, even my husband
he is. I'm gonna go as far to say he's
a swifty. Yeah, he has his own little Taylor Swift playlist.
He loves the song called the One. Honestly, every time
I get in his car, it's the number one song
that's playing. I'd go as far to say he's a
bit of a fan.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now, well, I'm not a Swifty yet, because I must
admit there are a lot of songs in the concert
I didn't know, So I did google Taylor swift set
list with time stamps so that I could fast for
too all the songs I like. And I will say
I'm a red eras to a man. There's a part
of the concert where she goes from we are never
getting back together straight into I knew you were trouble
(02:34):
when you walked in, and just those two Bangers back
to back. I might have watched those two twice.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, you sound like more of a Swifty than you think.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I sound like an excited little girl, and I'm comfortable
with it. I don't care anyway. Young woman called Taylor Swift.
If you haven't heard of it, check her out. She's
going places. You heard it here first.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now. I saw a video throughout the week from a woman.
She looks roughly about my age, probably thirty eight thirty nine.
She's just sticking it to gen Z and I not
relate to anything more.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I would love to take a gen Z in their
prime right now today, hot twenty one. I want to
take you to a club in twenty ten, and you
would literally probably die. Let's start with the pregame. You
guys don't even know what a pregame is. You're getting ready,
probably nine ten o'clock. You start playing music.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Little John's going all through the house. People are running.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Around, You're taking shots. You're doing shots a vodka that
you can't pronounce, that came from a gas station in
a plastic bottle. What are you wearing not sneakers?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You wouldn't be caught.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Dead in a pair of tennises.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At the club.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, baby, you have your six inch ten dollars Charlotte
Rousse heels that are going to destroy your feet. You're
gonna be bleeding, you're gonna have blisters, but you're gonna
wear them the whole.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Night because they make your legs look good.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Now, let's get to the club. You get inside, no
one has cell phones. There's nowhere to sit. Even if
there is a VIP section, no one's in it because
we went to the club to dance. I understand you
guys grew up with like social distancing and like staying
away from people.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But not at the club.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
If you're not mashing against a stranger in the dark
for four street hours, you didn't even go to the clubs,
and then maybe maybe you don't that regardless all the
figure out later, the only time you stop is to
go pee or to go do another shot at the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean, it is so so good. That is literally
my entire end of teenage. I mean, I had a
fake ID from sixteen and through to twenty.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
She paints quite a picture. But that's so true.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Like beauty was paining to us, Like I would go
out in the floody, coldest of nights in the middle
of winter in a tiny skirt in like eleven inch
heels that I could barely walk in because we looked good.
And we would go to a nightclub and we would
dance for six seven hours straight and when we left,
we would have no makeup on, our hair would be
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slicked back because we've just gone there and danced for
solid eight nine hours, and we wouldn't we couldn't even walk.
By the time we got out of there, we had
our shoes off. And then we do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And would you then kebab on the way home? Always kebab?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, I love a barefoot kebab. Or Macas drive through
always yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh you drive home? We change? Oh sorry, actually making
the taxi go through the Macas drive.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You always shout them a little cheeseburger or something.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You've got to get something for the driver.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Girls the days they go out in they look like boys.
They baggy jeans, sneakers, They don't dance, they barely drink.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Conscious the woman, she only mentioned it briefly there, but
she goes yet the cell phones. It's that they're sitting
around on their phones instead of dancing and living their lives.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And I think they're too worried about people catching them
enjoying themselves on cell phones.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh you know what, I hadn't thought about that. It's
not just sitting at the me It's like someone if
you look like an idiot dancing in a skirt that
shows what you had for breakfast, someone will take a
photo of it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Everything is on, everything is there to be captured from
every angle, and I think that's why people are.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Just Now I feel sorry for them. Now you've told
me that angle. Now I feel sorry for the generation
rather than just like I wouldn't mock them as much.
It's like like us, No, they won't never.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I would never want to be in their generation. We
really lived, I really had a good time. God there
was no mobile phones. That's all I've got to say. Okay,
I've absolutely snapped at my daughter during the week, and
I want to know if you feel like it is justified.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Now, this is Charlie, who is nice.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
She's nine years old. She's just been pushing the boundaries
a little bit, as all nine year old girls do.
I haven't actually seen her eyes in the last month
because they've been rolled back at the back of her head.
For a while now, but she wants to stay up later,
and I really crave my own time at the end
of the night.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh my god, it's the best. It's the only thing
I look forward to all.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That the only thing I look forward to. And I
when I am awake and my kids are awake. You know,
I'm a devoted mum when I can be. And so
I get the boys to bed at seven point thirty.
Sometimes it takes longer. Charlie's adamant that she shouldn't go
to bed so early, so she stays up. I've told
her at bedtimes eight thirty. She wants to push it,
push it, push it. Half the time, I just give
up and I went downstairs. During the week, I was exhausted.
(07:26):
All my batteries had been drained, and.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You start drinking.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So I didn't want to drink this night. I actually
was so tired. I should have just gone to bed,
but no, because I craved that just an hour to myself.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You end up sacrificing sleep, sleep, so that you can
have that time. And I reckon it's just as valuable
as sleep, right, I would give up an hour an
hour sleep if I can sit there and yeah, watch
a movie and well.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I've gone downstairs, I've pulled out my ice cream, I've
sat down on the couch, and within zero point five
of a second she's next to me, going can I
have a bite? And I now my response to this
was absolutely not warranted, and I said, no, you get
to have a bite, leave me, and to which she's gone, WHOA,
(08:13):
take a chill pill, mum. And I like, I'm reflecting now,
and I know why I was so heightened in that state, because.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Every parent a nine year old wouldn't. But I just.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Wanted to sit on my lounge at nine o'clock at
night when I'm already tired and eat my ice cream
on my own. And I didn't want to share, and
I didn't want to have her like when she sits,
she sits right next to me, like on.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Top of the oh, you have no personal space and
it's yours and it's not their crappy ice blocks, it's
your specialized cream. Can I have one one thing to
myself that I don't have to share?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And she just looked at me like I was having
some kind of midlife crisis. Fair enough, because in her
little head that doesn't have a lot going on as
aside from you know what she's wearing a school the
next day and stuff. My reaction was quite volatile. Have
you been there?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Tell me I'm not alowing big time. One trick I
can tell you is ice cream. Of course, the kids
are always going to want chili like kids can't do spice.
So have I buy chili chips, the kettle chips that
are really spicy. If I do order a pizza, which
is very rare that it's not bloody plain cheese from
(09:30):
Dominoes for the kids. If I do get nice pizza,
yeat lots of spicy pepperoni and chili so they won't
eat it. Yeah, chili keeps them away.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, I know, but when you rub it in their eyes. Yeah,
I'm an ice cream gal. So that kind of anyway,
that was my parenting woe for the week. I feel
like most parents can probably relate to. That wasn't my
finest hour. That's all right, but we've all been there, right,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
The other one you can do is just alcohol, because
so she can go, Mum, can I have some of
your Vodkas?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You can't. There you go. That's my excuse for why
I should drink most nights, and forget.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
The ice cream cracker wine. Why not? Chris Gerard Gerard,
I've been very excited about my new.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Television, compensating for something smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh it's huge. Well you said that, and I said
it's eighty five inch, and you said, well, that's probably
why my husband Ryan got the one hundred inch. Then
just to one up. Ryan, he's always just a little
bit bigger and better than me.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I will confirm the one hundred inch is far too big.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it's silly, even the eighty five.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm going we don't actually even sit in that room
because the TV is so big. So well done, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's also in the coldest room in the house as well,
so it's like the middle of winter. No one wants
to sit there for it. Anyway, that's it. So it
got delivered installed, all good. I've taken the old TV
that was in that room. Plan was always to take
it upstairs to the master bedroom for Georgie to watch
at night. As I mentioned, the downstairs were very cold.
(11:04):
Georgie needs her lecky blankie and her hot chocolate and
everything Upstairsry lecky blanky electric blanket.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, never say that again.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's what she calls it. I'm mocking her. I'm not
calling it a lecky blanky oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She sits up there at night watching Bloody Gray's anatomy
from Nice and Start. It arrived five days ago. The
new TV. I was walking around the house yesterday going
did you take the old TV? Upstairs? It's pretty heavy?
Did you carry She goes no, I said where is it?
And I was walking around going it's it's a big
like it was like a fifty five sixty five inch
(11:41):
walking around the house going, am I insane? Why can't
I see this TV? Check the bedroom? She She'd assumed
that I'd moved it somewhere, and I assumed she'd moved it,
and we've been busy. I didn't really notice. I had
to ring the company that had delivered and go, this
is a weird question. Did you take my old TV?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Do you click on? There's often, you know, like rubbish removal.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, well it's not rubbish. It was a perfectly good TV.
It's not like an old mattress or an old fridge.
I get that because you've only got room for one
mattress or one fridge, and they taking the old one
Away's part of the service. This the reason we got
the new TV was to put the old TV upstairs.
Found out they contacted the delivery guys. It was a
whole thing. They took the old TV away. Well it's
(12:28):
I sort of said that to the company, going that's
sort of sill. We never discussed you taking that away.
I wanted it for upstairs and they the woman said oh,
They said it was all disconnected and ready to go.
I said, yeah, I disconnected it and it was ready
to go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You didn't see them taking it? Where were you when
they were installing it?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I was not in the room the whole time while
they were doing the installation. And then I didn't notice
that they'd moved the old TV away.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So the company that I've been talking to it like, oh, well,
it was five days ago. I'm like, so, where's the
Where did the TV go? Is it at the tip?
And they're like, no, it's been recycled. And I said what,
it's sitting in someone else's house and they're like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Recycled, Like I've been recycled.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
No, it's in the tip. They call it recycle.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Are they going to replace it?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
That's what I am like in the process of trying
to speak to managers and going, I want to speak
to your boss.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I want to spect the manager, I want.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
To speak to the manager. I'm like a male Karen,
except I think I'm perfectly within.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Absolutely in your rights. I would be expecting them to
compensate you with a new TV.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's the thing. And I'm not running a scam here.
I was happy with the old TV, but it's like, guys,
you've thrown it away. You've got to give me a
new one.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Especially if it was a perfectly good TV and you
were just basically upsizing and that TV was going up
into Georgie's room.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's exactly what was happening.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Obviously, it was an innocent mistake, so.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It was a misunderstanding. They didn't mean to steal USh.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, but at the end of the day, it's still
the customer is always right, and in this case, you
are absolutely right. They should be sending you a TV.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yes, and it was while it was an honest mistake.
If the company I won't name the company, but yeah,
they sell appliances online. And if they tell me to
go take a hike, can I call the cops and
say I've been robbed. I mean I sort of have.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I mean I don't know what the cops could do
about it, though.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Two men came into my house and took my perfectly
good TV away.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't think you're going to get to that outcome.
I don't think it will get to that outcome. You
might need to be a little bit firm and kind
of just take no excuses. At the end of the day,
you've purchased a product. The delivery people that they've hired
to you know, ensure that this was all a smooth transaction.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It was their mistake.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was their mistake. But at the end of the day,
you are still waiting on your TV back. If you
can't get the old one back, then I demand a
new one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, yeah, the old ones crushed up one you'll get
you reckon.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Otherwise we'll just we'll out.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That would be some of my firm chat with them, going, well,
I don't know if you've heard of Kiss FM, and
I'm kind of a big deal with Amy Gerard on
the weekends, and we will tea. If you don't give
me a new team, you still don't get one, I'll say,
I know, Kyle that has some clout, but they say
they assumed you wanted us to take it. That is
(15:21):
a wild assumption. Anyway, I'll keep you posted.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, please do it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Fascinating story.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well know what I actually am. I'm intrigued to see
what the outcome is.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good, You're invested. Chris, a woman in the States, had
a conversation with her children Amy, and she thought, well,
hand a second, I'd better get my phone out and
do this on TikTok. Why just talk to my.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Generation of today.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Anyway, this has disturbed a lot of people what she
found out about this generation of young people and what
they don't find funny.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What do they do if you farting? So if you far,
nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Nobody nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Why aren't far it's funny anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Because it's it's just like one it's like laughing at hiccups.
Basically laughing at hiccups. What about it if it stinks?
If it sticks and people are.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Like, oh, you smelled the classroom a stinker, nobody laughs.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I think humanity's done when you have this generation of
people going it's like a hiccup. No it's not. Well,
it's out of your ass. It heaps better than a hiccup.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Now that I think about it, my kids also don't laugh,
and my husband has fluctulent issues.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
My daughter is absolutely repulsed by day.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So nine year old Charlie not into it. What about
the younger boys, surely.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I don't look. Ryan does them so frequently that
they're just like a part of his personality, so no
one finds them. It really is. But now that I
think about it, nah, it's never. They don't get laughed at.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, my wife showed me this TikTok video and said,
do you reckon our boys? Would? I don't know. I
didn't know, so last night.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So you did a little social experiment.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I got the recorded you want it because I thought,
I don't want to raise two kids that don't think
farts are funny, because fart's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Ryan's aren't living with a guy who never stops fighting.
It loses its touch.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
You know, you're too close to it. Yeah. Sure, So
it was bedtime last night. I took the phone. So
this is the boys. Bedroom's pitch black. They're they're half asleep.
So Georgia was thrilled at me trying to see if
they would laugh. So I want to find out if
my kids found farts funny. I wanted to Oscar the
younger one first, he's five, I love you, love you?
(17:44):
Oh that Fun't this is a real one. That's a
little one. No, do you want hear a real one?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Will?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah? Did you know it's funny? Though?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Run?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Okay? Good night.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You all right?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
One one from one so far?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Well, well he wasn't exactly rolling around on the flooring.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
He definitely wasn't.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
He was almost asleep, all right. So next door into
Henry the seven year old room to see I love
you so much, Jenny? What excuse me?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Good night?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
My special boy? Sweet dreams? Excuse me or something? Is
that funny?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Is it fake?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
But do you want to hear a real one? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Ha?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Was the real one?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Funny?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Chinle?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You spitting on me?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Because I went, what has dad been drinking again?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Dad's relapsed again and he's.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
In our room blowing raspberries over us sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Geez. That's maybe that's why they don't find them funny. Yeah,
because alcoholic dads first into your room and do it
all right? Fair?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Cool? Well, I'm going to try and record my kids
and see if they find Ryan's funny. I mean, it
won't be hard for him. Can you just drop some gas?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What come? Can you record you doing? You dropping a couple?
I mean, I know you don't. Girls don't fart, but
come on, you've got to do it, because then it'll
be like a novelty thing.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I know this might sound bizarre, but I actually don't
fart a lot. The only time I fart a lot
is if I go to the movies and eat movie popcorn.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Really yeah, pints or events event events, cinemas.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Actually it's just popcorn in general.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I think it's something about the fiber. I get real gassy,
no smell, just like trapped and almost sure I can video.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So what do yours sound like? Because they were all
fake in the videos obviously, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I'll try and video one for you, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Next week on the show, we'll hear Amy Gerard's flatulence
and whether or not her kids find it funny. There
the ratings are going to be through the roof, Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now listen, I think that Hen's parties are sending Australian
women broke these days. I don't know if you obviously
haven't been to any lately, I never they are getting
more and more outrageous, more and more expensive. There is
this demand for weekends away or.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Are they the new destination wedding?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, I think a lot of people. Yeah, I think
a lot of people are using it as an opportunity
to get away for more than just like eight hours
during the night. But what that means is it's costing
the average Joe blow so much you'll blow sorry, Ji'll blow, Yeah,
so much more than I mean. I think about my
Hens party, and I think it was one hundred and
(21:11):
twenty dollars per head, and that got you a three
course lunch drinks included, and then a ticket to you know,
a bar, a bar with a club that was attached
and drink.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It was like it was like a lunch.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
To night thing. And one hundred and twenty dollars I
thought was a fair amount, Right, That's what I felt
comfortable paying.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's standard for a buck, so I would say, But
I mean, but Bucks parties are usually barefoot bowls and
one hundred beers, and yeah, it's just I.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Feel like I went to one of the most expensive
hens that I went to was it was a Bali
Hens and so she expected everyone to fly over to
Bali and it was five days there, and everyone also
had to chuck in money because she wanted to get
like a chef to come around and cook a meal,
and then she wanted like tables at certain day spas
(22:01):
and beach clubs whatever. I think in total, the whole
hens alone costs somewhere between one thousand to fifteen hundred dollars.
And it's just so much money to be spent.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And that's Indonesia. You know, they've got the death penalty
for drug possession.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
There was no drugs taken.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Have you just I don't know who was there.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Have you spent a lot of money on a Bucks? No,
they're all, what's your most expensive bucks on?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I don't know, like a couple of hundred bucks? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, you know the podcast Call Her Daddy, you know
Alex Cooper. I'm pretty sure it's number one in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, well, she went on a big raging rant about it.
I want to read it out because I can relate.
Have you got the beat button that there's a lot
of swear words?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
She said, if you're the bitch that is asking your
friends to go to Greece for your bachelorette. Knock it off,
knock at the off. Okay, unless you're paying for everything.
You've got, the plane, you've got, the tickets Airbnb. I
don't want to go to Greece and have to take
time off work and pay out of the ass to
go to your bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What we need to do a podcast? I want to
talk like that. Why can't do that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I think the good thing is you can say yes
or no to them. But I think when they're close
friends of yours and you're you are hard out expected
to go. It's getting really expensive. Cost of living is
ridiculous at the moment. People can't afford to go.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
With cost of living at the moment, I think you
could go back and say, I'm sorry, I can't drop
fifteen hundred bucks on a Hen's party. I can't. I
love you, You're one of my best friends, and I
do anything for you, but I don't have fifteen hundred
bucks lying around because I've got an electricity bill to pay.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well. I read a fact here that Hen's parties could
be costing Australian women more than seven hundred and twenty
seven million dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's a cumulative I hope.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
So here it is. If you are a bridesmaid and
you are planning a Hens, just lower the costs. Get
everyone to bring a six pack, do it at home
in the barbecue, get some local mail trade's, get them
to take their tops off. Well, it's most undred dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So you don't need to go and eat foy gras
and go to a bali villa. Yeah, hotel room and
a couple of cartons.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
What are the what's the cask wine?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh? Yeah, the salver pillar.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Attached to a clothesline in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
And there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's a Hens.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Wheel of goon? That's a good game. Chris Gard Okay, Girard,
it's time for an update on your favorite presidents. They're
eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We are very very close to World War three, and
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
God that's aged badly talking about World War three. It
was funny when we made it. Now it's just scary. Yeah, Okay,
A lot going on in the States. I won't waste
too much of your time. Two minutes. I'll see everything
that's happened. It's been a big week. Great Donny wants
to put Barack Obama in jail for treason, Oh my god,
because he says he made up every thing about some
rush I hope. So he wants to jail Obama. But
(25:12):
the reason he's come out with that is to distract
everyone from the big story they want to hear, which
is the Jeffrey Epstein files. You know, Jeffrey Epstein, the
dead billionaire creep that Hillary Clinton had murder Epstein Island
and the rich famous people flying there. They said, he's
head of the Justice Department, said the Epstein files are
on my desk, going to release them in a week past.
(25:34):
In another week past, and they said there are no Epstein.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Files and they've just disappeared into Then.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Isn't that terrifying though that there are There is obviously
a circle of people underground, underground with enough money and
power to stop the President of the United States from
releasing something.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, it's probably it's probably some of his mates, probably
some of his mates on there who've gone, Hey, Donnie,
Donnie can you just, oh, can you pull that? Like,
we really can't have that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Ye, I went to the island. I only got a massage.
You know how it looks if I'm on the flight
log just looks bad.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So that is scary.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But he's got more fish to fry, bigger fish, if anything,
he does. Yeah, because his other great passion is watching
television and focusing on hosts he doesn't like. Well, he
had a win during the week. Stephen Colbert, the host
of The Late Show, got sacked by his network. Trump
was very happy about it and of course got straight
on the socials. He's only the president. And this is
(26:35):
what Stephen Colbert said about it on his show.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Donald Trump posted, I absolutely love that Colbert got fired.
His talent was even less than his ratings.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How dare you, sir, would an untalented man be able
to compose the following satirical witticism got yourself?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, so he's fired?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is Trump going to get him locked up as well?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Now he does?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, that's the kind of petty crap that he does.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Throw him in jail as well. Don't wry. Donny's getting
back to work this week. He's got a lot on
this Gaza, Israel, Russia, Ukraine, the economy to deal with.
So his new focus is getting another late night host fired.
He wants Jimmy Kimmel now gone as well because he
says mean things about Trump on her as well. So
getting to taking them out one by one, take them
out one by one. It's dictator gear scary. Do we
(27:30):
want his endorsement? I don't know, I know, Well, are
you on the Epstein list? Donald Trump? And I endorsed
this segment. God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard. Chris
Page and Amy Girard
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